Life As an Uggo w/ Andrew Schulz

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 0:00Andrew Santino?

  Hello there, mate.

• 0:01Bobby Lee?

  Mate.

• 0:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm being so toasty. We're coming to London, England, mate, and then Dublin, Ireland, right afterwards.

• 0:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm Tom Hardy.

• 0:07Andrew Santino?

  He's Tom Hardy, and I'm Andrew Santino, and we're going to London, England, July 18th, and then July 19th, we'll be in Dublin, Ireland. Tickets are available right now.

• 0:16Bobby Lee?

  We never go to these places.

• 0:18Andrew Santino?

  Never go to these places.

• 0:19Bobby Lee?

  Once the show's done, we no come back.

• 0:22Andrew Santino?

  We no come back!

• 0:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so you gotta go.

• 0:24Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go, so go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. Badfriendspod.com.

• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everyone from Texas, Houston specifically. I need you to buy tickets for my show on, what is it, March 28th and 29th of this year. Go to houstonimprov.com, buy the tickets, or I'm gonna hurt myself. I'm gonna hurt myself. I might die.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  You two are bad friends.

• 1:02Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:04Speaker 02

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  Well, you two are something.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  We're bad friends.

• 1:13Bobby Lee?

  What happened to Gene Hackman?

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  What happened to Gene?

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  What happened to him?

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  What happened to Gene?

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  His wife died too.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  What happened to Gene?

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  And one dog. Rar, rar. Yeah, yeah. Let me say something.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  The dog was in the kennel, which I think is a little strange. Don't you let your dogs free roam?

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  I free roam my dog.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  I free roam, dog.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  But, um...

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  I'd be free roaming.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  My question is...

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  How old was he, by the way? 95.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Time to go. I know.

• 1:41Andrew Santino?

  You did your time.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  But his Asian wife, 65, right? And dog died, and two dogs survived.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Who were the survivors? Let me see the survivor dogs.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, survivor dogs, man.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There they are. There's some of the dogs.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  Those are German Shepherds.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  German Shepherds.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  They can live through anything. They lived through the Holocaust.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  They were very good in the Holocaust.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  They were good, dude.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  And their work is not credited. Right? It was not credited. Yeah, yeah.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, though?

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  The other one that was bad was Michelle Trachtenberg died the same day, right?

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  In New York.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's not here?

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was in New York.

• 2:22Speaker 04

  Same day because Gene had been dead a day when they found him.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they found him a day later?

• 2:27Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a Hollywood tribal.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay, we've talked about it on the show. People die in threes.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Who's next?

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Who's the third? Let's guess.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna throw it.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  Hold on. On the count of three.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hold on. Let me think of the name. Hold on.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I was gonna say, on the count of three, we have to think of a name together.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I think we shouldn't predict. Yeah, I mean?

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  No, because you know what happens on the show when we predict?

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it doesn't.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  It happens.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  But so here's the thing. They say it's not carbon monoxide poisoning.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  They say it's not.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Otherwise it's-

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  And they say it's not foul play. So I have a prediction.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Fair play. So maybe someone deserved to get one.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  It was fair play, and I understand. I think this, okay? One of the dogs was scared of the Asian wife.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, at some point, she's like-

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  He's thinking, "It's me. I'm gonna go soon." I'm next. "It's me or her."

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  No, he's German. They're German Shepherds.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  "She's looking at me. One day, she's gonna eat me." And by the way, Gene's getting so old, he couldn't control her from doing that.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Right. So one day, the dog, I can't do a German accent.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I will do it for you.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do it for me. Saw a gigantic chocolate bar exposed.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love chocolate.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you know what it does to you?

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  What does it do to me?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  It kills you. So you, he saw the chocolate bar, right? "This is my time." And his other, what does the other two dogs say?

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're running, they ran away. They got away.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  They were in the house.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, who, where, uh, look at the movie Crimson Tide. Here's my conspiracy.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Love this movie. You think Denzel did it? That was my other theory.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  I was honestly not gonna say Denzel, zoom in. I was gonna say George Zunga. That guy right there, fourth, right before Vigo. No, wait a minute.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  Vigo makes the most sense. Vigo Mortensen is German.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Aragorn did it.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  Aragorn did it. Those are my dogs I sent to. That's a long play.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  That's a long play. I don't know if he would go to all the way to New Mexico.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he would. He loves New Mexico.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  How do you know that Vigo Mortensen likes New Mexico?

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  We vacations there.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  You know what? And rest in peace, one of the greatest actors of all time, Gina Hackman. Bless.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you realize?

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Rest in so many peace. That guy, that made so many good movies.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  French Connection.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Well, I told you Crimson Tide is one of my favorite movies.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Here's another one that you forgot.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Young Frankenstein.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Plays the blind guy.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  So funny.

• 4:44Andrew Santino?

  Wow, dude.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  He did everything.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, actually, you know what?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Look at all the movies. We've done, I mean, it's insane.

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  Here's my favorite voice he ever did, though.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Ants. So good in ants.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Do it now.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  He was the general.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Do it now.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  We must fight to survive.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  We must fight to survive.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  You know that speech he does? It's so-

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Is that him?

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  He was so good in ants, dude.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  King Ant.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  He was. Probably made him millions.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't know about that. Does that, did animation pay that well back then?

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. You're right.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, now that they got like superhero-

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  They get points, though, I think.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, yeah, I guess. I got a residual check the other day.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  Uh, for, uh, for the sale of Ricky Stanicki to DVD.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Ching ching. Big time, dude. Ching ching. Forty-two dollars and thirty-six cents.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Ching ching.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  That's what it was. Forty-two dollars and thirty-six or thirty-seven cents. I'd have to look it up.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people think that when you do these things-

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  Residuals. They're like, it must be raining down.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  I, I did movies for virtually free.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  You lost money on some, a lot of money.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Money. It's not a lucrative thing. Unless you're Ryan Reynolds.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  And, and be careful, Ryan Reynolds.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  They're coming for him. The business is all like mad at him and his wife. I didn't get involved in this shit on the internet because I didn't care to like research. But it's funny how many stories are being told about these guys.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  There's another story that I just saw on TikTok. It's the li- the movie that he did, that sci-fi movie with Jake Gyllenhaal.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  What was that movie called? Why can't I see it in my mind?

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Horizon or is it?

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  No, not her.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Collateral Horizon. Life.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  We were right there.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  We were right there.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  So close.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  I would have got life. So that see the girl that's like go back.

• 6:24Speaker 04

  Rebecca Ferguson.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Rebecca Ferguson.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Said something crazy about him.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if it's true. I wasn't there.

• 6:31Speaker 04

  It looks true.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  But he was really mean to her.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Like a bully on set.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  And then one day she came on, what?

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  This asshole is so insecure that he's just yelling at me all the time.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And so one day she came, comes on set and she goes, I'm not doing scenes with you anymore. I'm gonna do it with the tennis ball.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  No, with the she stand with the tennis ball?

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then the producer went up to her and she goes, he's number one on the she called sheet. He has to be there.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why. He probably doesn't want to be there.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But again, we don't know if it's true, but it's enlightening.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a bummer because then all those stories that TJ Miller told about working with him on Deadpool seemed to be much more valid, like.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  People, people, people did not believe him, but they were like, well, you never know. Their relationship could have been toxic. But it seems like.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  How hard is it to be nice?

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Here's the deal.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the deal. Tell me the deal.

• 7:18Speaker 04

  Washington said about him.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Who? Denzel said about Ryan Reynolds?

• 7:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, they were in a movie together, save house.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  And in an interview, they asked Denzel, they said basically, well, when Ryan Reynolds was there, he was just observing you and he forgot to act because he admired you so much. And then Denzel said like, oh, is that what it was? I thought he was just terrible.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  That's what Denzel said?

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  Everybody on the show is like.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  That's amazing.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  And when Denzel's the a truth teller.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  He really is.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  He really, when he says like quote, I don't know if it's AI. But with his voice.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, it could be.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  He can say anything and it'll be like a spiritual.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  Zoom into that photo you just pad up.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's two lover boys.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  Look at that. Zoom into that photo. Denzel doesn't look stoked.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  There he doesn't. Yeah.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  Denzel does not look stoked.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Stoked, yeah.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  That is kind of crazy to think about. Well, here's the deal. Here, I'll answer your question.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  How, is it hard to be nice on set?

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. Here's why though. He's hot. He's been hot his whole life. You and me. Uggo Ruggos, you know, knock, knock, knock.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Here we go!

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  Knock, knock, knock. Bobby, Andrew, you guys ready? Are you guys out of your bucket of slime? You want to come shoot the scene?

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  They do, they do.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  They treat the Ugos differently.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  The couple last movies, I was in one of those.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Quarter, like a fucking.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  It was not a quarter, a 10% trailer.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  It was like, barely, you know, you would be able to go in there.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  It's a bathroom.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Literally the toilet, and that's it. You're sitting on the toilet to watch like, you know what I mean, YouTube videos, you know what I mean? And then you have to wait there for so long.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  All day.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  All day. And then you, then you're like, hey, can lunch, can I leave?

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  And they go, absolutely not!

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  We need you.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  What if we need you? So then lunch happens, four hours later.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  They don't need you.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  They don't need you. It's bullshit.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they, this is, this is what happens. When you're regular and Uggo, if you're us, who are regular looking guys.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, you're right, so, um.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  I think if, if you're an Uggo like us, you're gonna not get treated the way that, Ryan Reynolds is so hot.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, but can I say something for a redhead? And I get a lot, one time I was at one of your shows.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, at my, our show that we do together?

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  No, we weren't doing it together. It was a show that I was supporting you.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  And a lady in the audience, I was sitting kind of in the side, and she turns to me and goes, "Your, your, your boy is handsome."

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  Only because I'm on stage.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I've heard a lot of that on the internet, I've heard a lot about my direct messages, and I just want you to own up to your handsomeness.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. First of all.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  You have a mutant color of the hair.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because I'm a mutant. I'm a freak.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  But the faces, Andrew Santino is so hot, what the fuck?

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's a guy. These are all guys.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  They're not guys, dude.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Trust me.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Look at 2020, 2022, see if there's a Bobby Lee one.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you? The amount of times that I've gotten dick pics sent to my DM from guys, it's unreal. I get dick pics all day.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Didn't you live in West.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  So when they, you put.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  I did, that's why.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, when you, what?

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Lee.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  What is that Reddit, I mean, yeah.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  When you type in Bobby Lee hot.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  It's about spicy wings.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Spicy wings.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, that I ate hot stuff.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  But you do.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I know I have, but that's bullshit.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Wait, scroll down a little.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Let's see, Bobby Lee hot, eating spicy wings.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  It's where I had diarrhea when I was on Hot Wings.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  But you did Hot Ones. I've never done that. They've never asked. They don't want me over there.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Oh my, anyway, get out of that. So you don't, I don't have a red and flat.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Lee's the only person to shit himself on Hot Ones.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  That's an award in of itself.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's still humiliating.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Name someone else that's done that.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  By the way, New York Magazine, Bobby Lee puts one of the most outrageous and outrageously funny Hot Ones performances to date. Bam. There you go.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  I do it for comedy.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  You'd always do it for comedy.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, let's get out of that. But um, you're hot, let's move on.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  No, no way.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  You can't say you're an ugly one.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  But you know, I don't, I wonder what it is with like that generation of like, they were hot their whole life, they got treated hot their whole life. Some guys did, Brad Pitt is like the coolest fucking dude and everyone says, they work with him, he's like the most rad dude on earth. And he's been hot his whole fucking life.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  He's never not been hot. He's hotter now than he was 20 years ago.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  But who's the hottest young actor now, man?

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Timothy Chalamet.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. And from what I've talked to Theo about.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what?

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Theo had him on.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  He's the nicest guy.

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  He seems like a good kid.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, and he's unaffected and he, why can't you just be that? You know you're on the top of the world. You know how much money you're making.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  And why can't you just accept that and go, you know, I'm grateful for everything that I'm...

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Something's going on inside.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  There it is.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Color coordinated.

• 12:00Speaker 05

  Are you guys already recording?

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, always.

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Oh, I didn't know that. How are you? What's going on, man?

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Schultz.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Andrew Schultz. What's up, Captain?

• 12:10Speaker 05

  What's up, Doc? Dylan, what do you want me?

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Doing, right there.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  The blue chair.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  The blue chair.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  Blue chair. Damn, look at these pants. You got, that's how much money he's making. Those pockets are waiting for all that money to go in. Look how deep those pockets are.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Promos with Matt Damon.

• 12:22Speaker 05

  Money to me, man, stop.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  This guy's got deep pockets.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  I heard about all the movie money. I heard about that Hulu deal.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we were just talking about...

• 12:28Speaker 05

  I heard you broke a record.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I broke, I broke two records.

• 12:30Speaker 05

  That's what they said. I heard they kicked you out of your golf club.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they did. They had to.

• 12:34Speaker 05

  You gotta go to Bel Air now.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  I had to, dude.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Even your mustache is fancier. I hate it.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  We're not gonna do this.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you, Lando Carribean?

• 12:41Speaker 05

  You guys got the Nicked deal.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 12:45Speaker 05

  Nickety pouches.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  You're the, you're the mayor of Cloud City now, you bitch?

• 12:49Speaker 05

  You got majority white people on the pod, so you know you're making money.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, wait a minute.

• 12:54Speaker 05

  You kicked the flip out of here.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  Someone who's always been nice on the set.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  Korean, Spanish, Mexican.

• 13:01Speaker 05

  You got the whitest Hispanics.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get the whitest ones.

• 13:05Speaker 05

  Yeah. These are like real colonizers. You know how they call us colonizers?

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that one.

• 13:09Speaker 05

  Those were like the descendants of like Vasco de Gama and shit.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  The one on the right.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  I get it, I get it.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 13:14Speaker 05

  You were chasing around the Mel Gibson people.

• 13:17Speaker 04

  Indeed.

• 13:17Speaker 05

  What, what are they called?

• 13:18Speaker 04

  With him.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  With him.

• 13:20Speaker 05

  What's that Mel Gibson movie? What's that called? The Aztec shit?

• 13:23Speaker 04

  Apocalypto.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Apocalypto.

• 13:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, you were chasing around the apocalypto. You're the reason they speak Spanish.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:30Speaker 05

  You got real racism here, man. This is beautiful. That's you!

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  That's you right there.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can we get a, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one?

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  I want one.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, we can't, well, they're hard to pin down. They're busy working nine other jobs.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who's this hairy fuck? He looks Spaniard.

• 13:45Speaker 05

  Who, this guy right here?

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, he is kinda, that's, they, they made it up to Spain.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  You're really an oppressor.

• 13:49Speaker 05

  Those are the Moroccans, bro. That's why, that's why the Spanish got some color.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, you've met him no less than 20 times.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  What's his?

• 13:56Speaker 05

  Bobby's a real piece of shit in that regard.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  What's his name?

• 13:59Speaker 05

  You met that guy.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Mango?

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, good to see you Mango, um.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Don't get defensive, dude. Is he Korean?

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  Napeu chingu.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Goji, goji.

• 14:16Speaker 05

  What does that mean?

• 14:17Speaker 04

  Bad friends.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Bad friends.

• 14:18Speaker 05

  Sick.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, you know, I, um, I was talking to somebody about, somebody went to that Euro of sushi place in the, they said it was the best sushi, and then I told them, I go, Andrew Schultz didn't like it, and they couldn't, no one can believe that, you know what I mean?

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Nobody there even likes it.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 14:39Speaker 05

  It's all for Netflix.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. That does make sense. You know how you visit a place, you know how it's like, what is it, Pat and Gino's in, uh?

• 14:46Speaker 05

  Oh, in Philly?

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  No one like, no, no Philly people don't like that.

• 14:49Speaker 05

  They're like Iskabibbles, right?

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Iskabibbles, yeah, that's right. They don't like that. This is Pat and Gino's of Japan. That's, that's Gino right there.

• 14:57Speaker 05

  He's old, bro.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  He's old, his penis is old.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  Now, did he come out and say hi to you?

• 15:01Speaker 05

  No, he was there and his son. We got like the real shit.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the real.

• 15:04Speaker 05

  I bought a suit to go there, because you have to like dress. They say not to drink. You have to like respect it.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  And then you went there and there's a bunch of fucking assholes.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Were you there with your wife?

• 15:12Speaker 05

  I was there with my wife.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  What did she think of it?

• 15:14Speaker 05

  It was so, she doesn't like wasabi. And there was so much wasabi that like, we couldn't even eat it.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. They don't want you to drink? Isn't it in a subway?

• 15:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's in a subway.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm drinking. It's the subway.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the logic. But I had so much deference. Here's like, alright, you know how like Japanese people, they only do something if it's perfect?

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Like, they have so much shame.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 05

  You know, unlike the Koreans, you'll half-ass shit. But like, the Japanese.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't even keep their country as one.

• 15:42Speaker 05

  You know what I mean?

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. Couldn't even keep one country.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  There's no like North Japan. It's one Japan.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  Japan.

• 15:47Speaker 05

  There are Japanese people still fighting World War II.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  We put two atomic bombs on them.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  Who's we?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Who's we?

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  America!

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  Whose side are you on?

• 15:53Speaker 05

  Come on!

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Pearl Harbor was the right thing to do!

• 15:57Speaker 05

  Let me tell you something.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a sneak attack and you deserve it!

• 16:00Speaker 05

  It was a sneak attack. But they were trying to land, right? Let's just be honest.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  Just wanted to land the plane.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  They wanted to land the plane?

• 16:07Speaker 05

  It's just not the best.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Is it bad flying joke?

• 16:09Speaker 05

  I'm just saying, that it might not be the best.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  They might have wanted.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  They're good at flying, they're not good at driving. Let's just say that. Okay?

• 16:16Speaker 05

  No, but my point is, is that they have to do everything the best because they feel so much shame.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  True.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  Right, like?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  But can I go back to the movies, though? We make better movies, the Koreans.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Koreans, you make the best film.

• 16:26Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna lie, Korea's been on a tear right now.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  We're on a tear. TV shows, movies, we're on just terror.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  The Squid Game thing is incredible.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  It's not just a thing, guy.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  He's in it.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  It's a franchise. I'm not in it.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  You're not?

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm not the squid or anything.

• 16:38Speaker 05

  Can I ask you like a kind of, can I ask you a racist question?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:41Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be serious.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Be serious and be racist. I love it. That's who you are.

• 16:45Speaker 05

  Okay, okay. Are the numbers so we can tell?

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't even get what you're saying.

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 16:52Speaker 05

  Like, the show, they got numbers on them, right?

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  They tell you who's left.

• 16:57Speaker 05

  Have you watched the show? Do you know what we're talking about?

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  I've seen both seasons, yeah.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Okay, and they got numbers on all the people?

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 17:02Speaker 05

  But is it so that we can tell?

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  We can tell what?

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, what's who's 456 to 218?

• 17:07Speaker 05

  There's no fucking way we'd be able to tell.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  That's AI. I thought that's the same guy.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know what you're saying. Stop, stop.

• 17:14Speaker 05

  Is it for Western audiences? Is it for Western audiences to be able to know?

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're saying if they don't have the numbers, we're not gonna be able to tell what Korean is what?

• 17:23Speaker 05

  I don't know why you would jump to that fucking race.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  That's a little much.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Then explain to what you're saying. Maybe I was being racist, but explain to me.

• 17:29Speaker 05

  That was what I was saying.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  That is exactly. That's 100% what I was saying.

• 17:33Speaker 05

  There is a similarity.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I have Asian eyes.

• 17:38Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  And maybe it's like the movie They Live.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  What's that?

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  They Live was a Roddy Piper movie.

• 17:44Speaker 05

  Oh, nice.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  And he puts on glasses and he can see messages and signs and aliens through the glasses, and that's what my little Asian eyes are.

• 17:52Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, They Live. It's a great movie. It really is. John Carpenter, I think, did it.

• 17:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, how much eye do we need? Like, I don't see more when I open mine.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for saying that out loud.

• 18:02Speaker 05

  I just thought that.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  I see these.

• 18:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, what do you see?

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Through litter box.

• 18:06Speaker 05

  Like, do you see?

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'm a Criterion Collection movie guy. You know what I mean? No.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  We are IMAX and you're.

• 18:11Speaker 05

  I'm trying to.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  You're not IMAX, dude. You're not IMAX.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you don't see IMAX.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  You could see, if you're looking through, you could see the sky. Fuck you.

• 18:22Speaker 05

  I'm trying to see if I actually see less like you. I see just the same. And when I go like this, I don't see more.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  I see less.

• 18:29Speaker 05

  You see less.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  I see way less.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hey, don't. Cause you're doing a.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  No, no, stop.

• 18:33Speaker 05

  Can you see further?

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  Look at him.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  I can see way further.

• 18:36Speaker 05

  Oh, so Asians can see further?

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Like a hawk, yes.

• 18:38Speaker 05

  Got it.

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, no, they, that's so they can see through you. They can see the real soul within you.

• 18:42Speaker 05

  They can see what's going on.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have that power, you know what I mean?

• 18:45Speaker 05

  Okay, go really concentrate and tell me what I got inside.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Inside what?

• 18:50Speaker 05

  Inside, like.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go.

• 18:51Speaker 05

  Whatever Andrew was saying.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have to make.

• 18:53Speaker 05

  I feel like you're opening them.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  I make noises if I do it.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, you have to.

• 18:55Speaker 05

  That's fine.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  I feel like you're opening your eyes more. I feel like you're seeing less deep and

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no. You know, that's

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  Trust the process.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you something about Guy. Guy, let me tell you something about ethnicities, right? We're the same.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  And the type of person you are, you make it different.

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I guess.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  I see black, a black heart.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  You saw a black heart in this guy?

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you have colon cancer.

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 19:22Speaker 05

  Dude, I shit a lot. Like, I wonder if that...

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  No, that's a good thing.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  You're the third guy. You're the third guy.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  Shitting less is bad.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Shitting more is actually very good.

• 19:30Speaker 05

  Are you worried about that stuff as we get up there a little bit?

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  As an old white? Yeah.

• 19:33Speaker 05

  Like, it is something that we should consider.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Prostate, colon, all that stuff. Uh, the only ones, the only ones that I think you can snag for old white is prostate and colon. Those are the two you have to be able to snag. Old white, my dad just beat prostate cancer.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's dad lived to be 104, didn't have any cancer.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no AIDS. I've never seen a Korean with AIDS.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that funny? They don't get it.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Name me one Korean with AIDS.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Can't do it.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  You can't think of it.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Can't do it.

• 20:02Speaker 05

  Um, no, wow, I can't. That is crazy.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  Is it, like, not over there? Do you even care about these, like, STDs and shit anymore? Like, you're a married guy. It's like...

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, he's on the move.

• 20:14Speaker 05

  Are you?

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  I got bumps all over my penis.

• 20:17Speaker 05

  Do you?

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Different mounds, different colors.

• 20:19Speaker 05

  Really?

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's a kaleidoscope.

• 20:21Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  Do you think about that?

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  I pee, I pee green for some sort of, you know...

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  You know, he's never been tested.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I have. Fuck.

• 20:30Andrew Santino?

  When? When?

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Four months ago I got tested.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  Four months?

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Dr. Kowal is serious. What?

• 20:37Speaker 05

  What happened that made you want to get tested?

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  I just thought, he goes, "You think we should get tested?" And I go, "Oh, I think we should."

• 20:44Speaker 05

  Oh, you'll speak back in...

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, whenever an Asian does an accent, I'm respectful and I do the accent back.

• 20:49Speaker 05

  Can I ask you a question? I was watching a Larry David clip where you were on the show and you used the accent. Did he ask you? Did he, like, come to you and go, "Can you..."

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I'm gonna tell you about Hollywood.

• 20:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 21:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  So I got the role of, like, a merchant of weapons.

• 21:04Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  But he was in LA. So I just called the director FaceTime and I go, "Since he's in LA, I don't think he should need..." He goes, "I want the accent."

• 21:12Speaker 05

  He said it to you.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go, "Yeah, but, you know, I mean, if it was in Korea, maybe..." I was talking to an English, "I want the accent."

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  You're telling me there's nobody in LA that's Korean that doesn't have an accent?

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what I'm saying is that why do I need one?

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  So you don't like doing it. You find it's been

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you who fucked me up about it.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  John Cho.

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 21:32Speaker 05

  The actor John Cho, yeah.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so one day I asked him.

• 21:34Andrew Santino?

  What number is he?

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  365.

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he was 365.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  All day.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Ronnie Chang was 202.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  John Cho is Hawaii 5-0?

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  No, John Cho is, we did Harold and Kumar together.

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  John Cho.

• 21:50Speaker 05

  Can we look up John Cho?

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, he was in the Star Trek movies at Sulu.

• 21:54Speaker 05

  I gotta be honest, those Koreans are handsome.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  Some.

• 21:57Speaker 05

  They, no, they got some good-looking fucking Asians over there. But no, I don't think you're ugly. I don't think.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 22:04Speaker 05

  No, I'm being honest. I don't think you're as ugly as you think you are.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc, when was the last time you needed to go to a doctor, but you pushed it off? Like, oh my god, you know what I mean? I don't have time. Everything will be fine. Or, or my wifey.

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  This boil looks weird, but I, who cares?

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Who cares? We've had boils before.

• 22:22Andrew Santino?

  I've had boils before.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

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• 22:37Bobby Lee?

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• 22:46Andrew Santino?

  The best part is, uh, I myself had to use Zocdoc. Didn't have to, but wanted to, because I moved to a new neighborhood. Didn't want to go back to my old neighborhood and see my doctor again. Also, he had a little bit of an attitude. Needed a new doctor.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  I hate his attitude.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Signed up for Zocdoc. You couldn't stand.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  I hated that guy.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  And I signed up on Zocdoc.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Dr. Kevorkian, right?

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  And it happened so fast. Dr. Kevorkian, yeah.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:05Andrew Santino?

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• 23:22Bobby Lee?

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• 23:29Andrew Santino?

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• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends!

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• 23:38Bobby Lee?

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• 24:03Bobby Lee?

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• 24:12Andrew Santino?

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• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  He looks at me and I asked him, I go, we were on sets, I forgot what it was, and I go, you ever do accents? He goes, yeah, I don't do them. Do you get offered? Yeah, I just don't do them. I go, why? He goes, I just don't think we need to. It's just an integrity thing. He goes, I'm fine that you do, because you do a lot of broad comedies and I get it, but I just don't want to do it. And it made me feel shame about it.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Because every role I get is an Asian accent. Hello, Mr. Johnson.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay, the last five things you've done didn't have an Asian accent.

• 25:09Speaker 05

  Game of Thrones, the randomization.

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wild, wild, coming.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, yeah, I mean, you don't need an accent, but I don't know why I have one right now.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  You haven't done in the last couple of films you've done. You didn't do it, you didn't do it, look at that, you didn't do it in The Last Thing You Just Did, Theo's movie, you don't have an accent.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  I do a southern accent there.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  That's even funnier.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hey, man.

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  Drugstore, June, no accent.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  No accent there.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  Sweet Dreams, no accent. Portland's, no accent.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  The Throwback, nothing. Drugstore, June, nothing.

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Magnum P.I., nothing.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  No Magnum P.I. Yeah, you're right.

• 25:43Speaker 05

  You're too famous, I think, to do the Asian accent now.

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  I feel like you're too known outside of these projects.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  What about Reservation Dogs?

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, can you go zoom back? Here's what.

• 25:51Speaker 05

  You were in Reservation Dogs?

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:53Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm thinking of Reservoir Dogs.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  No. Mr. Yellow.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  And I love that.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  Good joke.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny. That's so funny.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, they should have had one.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Mr. Yellow's very funny.

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  Too many white guys.

• 26:06Speaker 05

  What about you? You'll you? I mean, you're like a real thespian. I always say that.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, I wish. I can't get any work.

• 26:11Speaker 05

  Wait, can you not? I feel like you're working all the time.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Somebody's working with Matt Damon on a promo.

• 26:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was a promo. This guy's in like real movies and stuff.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  You were great in that.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  I do want to, I do want to say this. I saw that. That was so fun and I thought.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  So fun.

• 26:24Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  And then immediately I wanted to text you and I didn't and go, how did this come together?

• 26:28Speaker 05

  I just asked him.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  You were like, dude, do this thing for me. And he was like, you, fine.

• 26:31Speaker 05

  He's just the nicest, coolest guy. I wish there was like a funny story around it, but he's just the nicest, coolest guy in the world.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Can I, um, say something a little derogatory to you right now, Andrew, if I may?

• 26:41Speaker 05

  Do you think I'm Jewish? Everybody thinks I'm Jewish.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  You seem it. But anyway, um.

• 26:45Speaker 05

  What is it about me that you would think that I'm a Jew?

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  It's, this is the first time I've seen your ankles.

• 26:53Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:54Speaker 05

  So you don't watch my podcast?

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's always, always ankles up.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  They're a little thicker than I would wish.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  I've gained weight. It's this dad bod.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, you're still in great shape. Shut up. That's so annoying.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're so handsome and talented.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  You didn't gain any weight.

• 27:07Speaker 05

  Guys, fuck you.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  You knew who lost weight.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Mango.

• 27:10Speaker 05

  Did he?

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  He lost 15.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  Did you really?

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  You say, notice?

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  Look at that.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  I do.

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  You can.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Why didn't you say anything earlier?

• 27:16Speaker 05

  That was the first album I ever bought.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  Guns N' Roses.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  A masterpiece, I thought.

• 27:21Speaker 05

  Unbelievable.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  What was the first album you ever bought?

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Um, the Velvet Underground, Velvet Underground and Nico album.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at like 12.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  I was cool then. I'm cool now.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  What do you think mine was?

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Let me, uh, oh, I know Wendy's, Wendy's theme song.

• 27:36Andrew Santino?

  Hip hop.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:37Speaker 05

  Oh, hip hop.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna go Beethoven for you. What was your first album? Beethoven?

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because of my age?

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because you're an old fuck.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I said Wendy's, you know, I mean soundtrack.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Cause you have red hair.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  No, hip hop.

• 27:50Speaker 05

  Oh, God. I don't know now.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  I can even give you the title track.

• 27:54Speaker 05

  Go.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  Bow Down.

• 27:56Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  West Side Connection.

• 27:58Speaker 05

  That's the thing. I knew it was gonna be something more obscure. You're like a real hip hop.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, West Side Connection, that with that ba-ba-dam, before we come to your town. That was like my favorite.

• 28:06Speaker 05

  Do you ever hang out with him in social settings?

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's hard.

• 28:10Speaker 05

  He is the best social human being I've ever seen. Nobody can schmooze.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Schmooze.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  Like this guy. It is remarkable.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Best at it.

• 28:20Speaker 05

  It is remarkable.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  I wanna learn from him. And that's why he's always around the high people.

• 28:26Speaker 05

  Oh, I know, I know, because.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we had a meeting at Sony today.

• 28:29Speaker 05

  And he's best friends with everybody. All the famous people. Whenever I see him like on a golf course with somebody, at first I would, I would see it.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:35Speaker 05

  No, no, no, he knows it too. No, no, no, no.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're watching.

• 28:38Speaker 05

  This is actually, this is good compliment and I'm glad that you've seen as well.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, 100%.

• 28:42Speaker 05

  We went to dinner once. First of all, never go to dinner with him.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't. I try not to.

• 28:46Speaker 05

  This is what dinner is. Before you even sit down, somebody goes, Santini goes, oh, I'll be right back, guys. And then he just goes table by table by table.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:54Speaker 05

  Like he's fucking Don Rickles, just shaking.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 28:58Speaker 05

  And then we're sitting there like assholes.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Are you Sinatra?

• 29:00Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. Andrew, can we order you something? Andrew, do you want some cocktail or something? Yeah, yeah, get me whatever you guys get. He gave me this. He goes, yeah, yeah, get me whatever you guys get.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  We were in a meeting at Sony executives and he's telling the, you know this happened, he's telling the group where he met certain people. This is the first time I met any of these people.

• 29:19Speaker 05

  He's like Bill Clinton in like the best.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  In 2009, man. Remember you had that office over on this and this and this? He's like, yeah, man, I have to fuck with you for a while. That's who you are.

• 29:27Speaker 05

  Okay, how are you so? No, no, no.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  I love the pain.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  I've always wanted. No, no, no. No, it's something.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Andrew.

• 29:34Speaker 05

  It's something I admire. And I have a hard, this is the thing. I have a hard time, like if there's somebody that like I really like or admire, it's very easy for me to talk to them.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:42Speaker 05

  But it almost becomes like an interview. I'm like, really, I'm like, hey, you're really good at this thing and I wanna know all about it and everything. You hang out with people in a way where they're like, they, you, you're acting like they find you cool.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:56Speaker 05

  Like, you know what I mean? Like, they're kinda trying to win you over.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  You gotta sell them on that you're the one.

• 30:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Sell them on you're the one. You're, you're meeting me.

• 30:04Speaker 05

  I'm watching it.

• 30:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:05Speaker 05

  So what, so give me the, okay, I'm glad that you've also known it. Put one down so we're on the same team.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please. Come on, your heart goes out. Make your heart go out.

• 30:13Speaker 05

  Doesn't your heart go, no?

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  Did you get your Kanye shirt? Did we get those Kanye shirts? Do they show up yet or no? We ordered a hundred of them.

• 30:19Speaker 05

  Alright, okay.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  Hold on.

• 30:22Speaker 05

  This is how you're like, really hate the Jews.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Double, double down?

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  He tells me, I can't get into specific.

• 30:27Speaker 05

  So tell me, tell me, what is it? Like, when you're, when you meet somebody who's like, really famous?

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:31Speaker 05

  How are you making them feel so uncomfortable? Cause you know, everybody wants their attention.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  What is your, what is this social skill you've developed?

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  I mean, this is gonna sound awful.

• 30:40Speaker 05

  No, it's not. I'm fascinated, but I think it is a true characteristic of yours.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Crazy Lord.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  You know, you notice this, right?

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:46Andrew Santino?

  I just don't.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Hallelujah.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't care. I don't care to treat them other than a guy I just.

• 30:51Speaker 05

  So you're just ball busty?

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  I just don't care. And if they're like, oh, I don't like that you're too, too, uh.

• 30:55Speaker 05

  Comfortable.

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  Familiar. I, then I don't care.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  So you remove yourself?

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  Then we're not cool. If, if I can't treat you like a human, then I'm not fucking interested.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  So you're immediately, it's just like.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  The most famous people I've ever met, I treat them just like a fucking regular.

• 31:06Speaker 05

  And they probably love it because everybody treats them so weird.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:11Speaker 05

  And the fact that there's somebody who's treating them like they're in high school again, there's a comfort that they have.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell, I'll tell you the real trick. If you want, if you want the honest truth. If you want the honest truth?

• 31:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  The reason I got.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  The reason.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  That's all we wanted.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  The reason that I got. Well, first of all, I'll give context to what he's saying. We were in a meeting at Sony with one of my best friends in Los Angeles who got us the job. You're welcome. Freebie.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  What's the job? What's the job?

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  We're doing an animated show. Yeah. Movie, animated movie, sorry. But, but, but I will be honest. The reason that I did get comfortable not caring about famous people is when my first job in LA was on Punk'd. And I was so in my head all the time. All these celebrities would come to the studio and at some point, I, I just stopped giving a fuck about trying to like, you know, oh my God, you're so good to meet you and all that stuff. Cause I was so worried about the bits. I didn't give a shit about the celebrity and they didn't give a shit about me. So it's kind of this great equalizer of when I was young, I met all these famous people and they didn't fucking give a fuck. I was a player on the show. I was a nobody. And so I just kind of thought, I'm not gonna fucking kiss ass to these people. I, it didn't mean anything to me. Cause I never wanted to earn their friendship. Cause I didn't care.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  And honestly, I met them all when I was 25 years old. That's when I met every famous person from Punk'd. All these people I met.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, man.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  I didn't give a shit. They didn't like me anyway. It was like, I was a young, broke, day player.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give you some insight.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna be very mad about it.

• 32:33Speaker 05

  I love learning about you guys.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Don't get mad.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm listening.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Alright. When we go to the airport.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  He acts as if he's Jason Bourne. Hat down, you know what I mean?

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Ri- ri- right, rifling, it's, it's, it's, he's a star.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  I mean, just see.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm opened hair.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  No, I know.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Bright eye, you know what I mean? Say hi to everybody.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, this guy thinks he's fucking Ethan Hunt.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:57Speaker 04

  Someone wants that tension.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 32:59Speaker 04

  Someone wants that tension.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  I was waiting for, I was waiting for a little backup.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you Spaniard, fuck you Spaniard, I'm acting normal.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  Spaniard.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  So what I do is, I wear a hat at the airport. I go sit down and I go relax and wait for my flight.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  This guy moses about. Can't watch people.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? How did it turn to me?

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  Is, is that Bobby Lee? That's what he wants so fucking bad.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  And I just want to chill, have a coffee, wait to get on my plane. This guy, he'll purposely toss it up his hair so it's fucking huge. He'll go in and out of that fucking WH Smith or whatever that convenience store is. Can't, he doesn't buy.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a good convenience store.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  You're not buying anything.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  It's good. I like to look at the Golly Ranchers.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  He moses, he moses.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Until he's recognized.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I do.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  Does it feel good?

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  No, fuck you.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Does it feel good to be recognized? What is the feeling? He fucking loves it. If it was sold in a can, he'd buy cases of it.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Can you come sit over here? Come sit over here. Come hang out. Is this mic on? Is this mic on?

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  It will be.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel so much more balanced now. Yeah, so here's the deal, okay? I need you to back me up, okay?

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  So, well, you, just, here's the logic.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  And, and, and I want you to be, your heart open.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  This outfit is subdued. This is, this is not an attention-seeking outfit.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much, dude.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  It is subdued, right?

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  This guy goes to the airport, he's wearing a bright pink beanie.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  A bright blue jacket. He's carrying bags like he's David Tell. He's got like thirty bags around him.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, but, but.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  He loves people looking at him.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  And one time you said to me, we weren't at the airport.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  I was just sitting there on a curb or something.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  And you turned to me and goes, "I like your fashion."

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think it looks cool.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  So you know that I dress a certain way.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  You got great fashion.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  Undoubtedly.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what I'm saying is, is that I don't dress differently in my regular life than the airport. Okay? Secondly, this, I can't go into the convenience store?

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Are you parched ever?

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  You want a bottle of water?

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Are you allowed to get one?

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  If somebody accidentally goes, "Yo, Andrew Schultz", are you attention seeking?

• 34:57Speaker 04

  You usually send Carlos to buy you stuff.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Carlos has to go be the gopher and go get stuff.

• 35:02Speaker 05

  Can you do an American accent?

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  He's doing it right now.

• 35:06Speaker 05

  I don't feel like he even tries. Like, can you, can you speak like us? Can you?

• 35:10Speaker 04

  I can't.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Try. Just give it a go. Say, "Hey, it's great to meet you, Andrew Schultz."

• 35:15Speaker 04

  Hey, it's great to meet you, Andrew Schultz.

• 35:17Speaker 05

  He's a, he's a robot. He's a Siri.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  And Andrew, I want to say one last thing, and this is truism.

• 35:23Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have Ozempic burps. I just took a shot.

• 35:27Speaker 05

  Don't. Are you doing the Ozempic?

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did it like an hour ago.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  Oh, is that the weight loss?

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  Wegovy?

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Wegovy, I mean. So, check this out, okay? Many years ago...

• 35:37Speaker 05

  Is he really on it?

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 35:38Speaker 05

  What's the, how does that, what is that?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm nauseous all the time, like I'm on chemo. Let's move on.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're just getting ready for a couple of years down the road.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Prepping. Stop.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  If I do get cancer, dude, you're gonna feel bad about it.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  We're all gonna get it.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  We're all gonna get it.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I was doing a radio show with Protrus O'Neil.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  Ugh, the legend.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  In New York, and I was complaining about how Dr. Ken is getting everything at that time.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he pulled me outside. When we were done, he goes, "Yo, son", that's what he said.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  He goes...

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Ken Jeong said that?

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he wasn't there. And Protrus goes, "You know, you and I are similar, right?" I go, "In what way?" He goes, "We don't know how to do the social shit", you know what I mean? "We don't know how to bend or bridge the gap", right? "We're so insecure and so, we're comics", you know what I mean?

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  "That we can't go to a party and fake it and have this, you know, this mask that some people wear", you know?

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  That's about the only thing you and Protrus O'Neil have in common.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 36:45Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  Go sit in your chair.

• 36:47Speaker 05

  Nice. I can't believe he's saying you're faking it.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 36:50Speaker 05

  I don't think you fake it.

• 36:51Andrew Santino?

  No, I.

• 36:51Speaker 05

  I think you actually love those environments.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  I enjoy.

• 36:54Speaker 05

  I think it's a fun thing for you. I think if it was work, you wouldn't do it.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  No, I enjoy, I enjoy talking to people who I talk to. I don't, there's some people I don't care to see ever again, but.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  I want to talk about you for a second too.

• 37:04Speaker 05

  What I do, what I do.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  So the first time I met you was where?

• 37:08Speaker 05

  Uh, Montreal.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 37:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, we had a lovely, lovely meal that you paid for, you're a gentleman.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yes, and at, at that moment, I go, this kid is gonna go places.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Because of the, just the, what your vision of what Hollywood's gonna be like was spot on.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? And that what we're doing online is the future and all that stuff. And that you said that many, many years ago.

• 37:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:30Speaker 05

  And you were very kind that, that, uh, that weekend. I will say that. You were the nicest.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause I'm a kind person.

• 37:35Speaker 05

  I think you are. I do think you are.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Admit that.

• 37:39Speaker 05

  I know.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm a kind person.

• 37:40Speaker 05

  I didn't make you feel insecure at all.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, you don't.

• 37:43Speaker 05

  You were like the most confident and you were so sweet.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Like some, uh, some people.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  Why, do you think Andrew makes you feel insecure? Why does he make you feel insecure?

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you another example, dude.

• 37:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, cause he's so good socially.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm taking it all day today.

• 37:54Speaker 05

  I'm trying to compliment you. I'm trying to say I'm amazing.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you another.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  He'll somehow, he'll spin it, dude, he's an evil.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm not an evil person.

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  A little Korean spider.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  He'll spin this into whatever narrative he wants.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a Korean spider monkey.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  He'll take the fucking web and he'll just spin it into whatever he wants.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  They don't have web spider monkeys. Anyway, um, they're just, they have longer arms.

• 38:11Speaker 05

  I put monkey on it, but that's, yeah, that's just how I feel.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  So what I want to say to you is this, okay? Is, I don't know what I was gonna say. Oh, yeah, so this, um, I forgot what I was gonna say.

• 38:21Speaker 05

  Montreal, we met.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  We met at Montreal. Right, right, we connected. And then.

• 38:25Speaker 05

  You thought I had good ideas about how the business would go.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you were right on, but you had a confidence about you.

• 38:30Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? That was very. Just confident, you know what I mean? And you fulfilled all those things.

• 38:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 38:38Speaker 05

  All your dreams came true.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  So I kinda put you in his category in many ways.

• 38:42Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 38:43Speaker 05

  I think, I think he's better socially.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know what I was gonna say. That's the only one I was gonna say, okay.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm a social butterfly. I'm a, I'm an only, I'm an only child. I'm an only child who loves to run into people.

• 38:53Speaker 05

  I had no, if you, I, I would never guess you're an only child.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, I had a sister, but our gap was almost 10 years. So it was like, we didn't grow up together.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  My, my, my half-sister, we were so, we were friends as adults.

• 39:06Speaker 05

  Were, were you like a cul-de-sac kid where like there, the neighborhood, you're talking to people on the block? Like you were allowed to go outside your house?

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I sports all ti- sports.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  He lived like the movie The Wire.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  The Wire, yeah.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Urban.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Baltimore. I was in three gangs when I was a kid.

• 39:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  I got, I got be- I got jumped.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, you've been joking about it, but didn't you ha- did you live in like a?

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  When I was a kid, kid. And then when I was a, when I was a teenager, when I was at, when in high school, we were in the suburbs.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  But, but I, dude, I was, I wanted to be social all the time. I could, I'm like my mom. I hate being home. I wanna be out as much as possible.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  I wanna go see people, I wanna go do shit. Homebody, I'm the antithesis of homebody.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  Hate being at home.

• 39:45Speaker 05

  And you've got a beautiful home.

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  Home is a place to sleep at night. That's it for me.

• 39:49Speaker 05

  Really?

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't need to be, I don't even, dude, I don't give a fuck. I've never in my heart have ever had the like need for like a, like to, to make a house a home. Don't care. A house is just a place to keep my shit.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  That's nice. Anyway, um.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm saying.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  You're leaving? Get him a water.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's one right by you, right by your foot.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Right by your foot, okay.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm try- I'm trying to say, I'm trying to say the truth is I don't, I don't, home is a place to sleep.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Home is a place to li-?

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  I don't care about it.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  I mean, great job.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, I'm just telling him something.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  God, you're, there's rage in your eyes.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I'm just, you're stepping on me, I'm telling a truth.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  But no, go do, come do some of your bullshit. Tell me about how you're like Patrice O'Neal. The greatest fuck, one of the greatest comics of all time. Tell me how similar you are to that guy. Go ahead. Tell me that fucking, tell me that bomb story that you told over there.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're getting personal.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Fucking bomb story. What do you mean getting personal? You're shooting at me. Bring, put your gun up then.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a gun, dude.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, then fucking.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  I have a flower.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  Then get off the range.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  And I'm putting the flower in your gun.

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  Get off the range.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Right? Like the fucking 60s, dude. Right?

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  You do. He steps in front of a tank and, and, and surprised that we want to run him over.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's for peace and love.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't get in the way of a tank.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway.

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  Fucking dick.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  It's not even funny, dude. I'm not, you know, you know what? I'm not even gonna say what I want to say.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  You started it!

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm not even gonna say what I'm gonna say.

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  You fucking started it!

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm gonna say my point. It's not funny. It's an observation.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, go ahead.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  So Wham!

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  The band?

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  What, what is? He says, "We're the band Wham."

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  No, so the Wham broke up.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  I thought that was the first out.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Why did, why did the Wham break up?

• 41:21Andrew Santino?

  Uh, why?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Egos.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  Egos.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that all. Every band happens ego. I understand this philosophy.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  But you guys, you guys never have that issue.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  We never have a, do you know why?

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Why is that?

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  I give him majority of the power. Yes, I do.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  When, when.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  I give him 60% of the power.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  When he says power, you know that we were trying to say?

• 41:38Speaker 05

  Responsibility?

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  Work, responsibility. Yeah. Jobs. Yeah, yeah. I give him all of the work and I just mosey on in.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  So that I don't break up the band. It's out of love for you.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  You don't even bring the instruments. We had to bring them for you.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, because it's a cyber age now.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  This guy shows up to practice, like, "Did anybody tune my shit?"

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We have a garage band now. What do we need instruments for? But anyway, um.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  No, I'll tell you why this band is so good.

• 42:02Speaker 05

  Tell me, tell me, yeah.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  For real.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Be honest, because I thought what I was, said was kind of honest, but.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  Now, why do you guys think you've had so much success for so long?

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  I, well, I think, oh, because our, our jo, our love is, uh, I say, I said it before. No matter what we say to each other.

• 42:17Speaker 05

  It.

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  There is love beneath all of it anyway. It's like.

• 42:20Speaker 05

  You can say the craziest.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  I love them so much. It doesn't matter. I don't care.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  The truth be this, okay, if I may?

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And I'm not attacking you.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm not attacking you. I love you so much, right?

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so um.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay. There's a flower in there.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so um.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  You do have fun.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  I know when, I know, like there was one time.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  And he knows with me too.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  There's one time where I told the crew, I don't think today is a good day to like let Andrew be, he's going through something, because I know he goes through depression.

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  He goes through really deep depressions. Really? Yeah, yeah, it's really bad. Like, it's like clinical almost, I feel.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  No, not almost, it literally.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  It is literally clinical.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no way. He literally shuts down and he doesn't say anything all day long.

• 43:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes he needs to drift away.

• 43:10Andrew Santino?

  So you isolate, big time.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if I'm in a bad mood, I don't, I just.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  So if, what would, if I went, "What the fuck's your problem?", that would cause a riff.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  So I let him be him.

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  And then when I'm going through my stuff, he lets me be me.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  I lift him up.

• 43:24Speaker 05

  I have, I have a story about him doing that with you.

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 43:28Speaker 05

  I remember you were going through.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Hold on.

• 43:30Speaker 05

  No, you were going through a really hard time. And I remember I was like, I was just talking to you and I was checking in with you about something and then you were uh, yeah, you were just saying that you were, I don't know if you had relapsed or something like that. I forget exactly what it was, but like, you were just saying that he was going through a really hard time and that you guys needed to be uh, that was really sweet. You're like, you have to let him go through these things. You gotta be there for him and uh, ultimately, he's gonna pull himself through it. We just gotta love him through it.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing. Thank you so much.

• 43:56Speaker 05

  And I know that you're being sarcastic right now, but.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being.

• 43:58Speaker 05

  That is a beautiful thing from a friend.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, Andrew.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  Don't fuck, don't fuck our guy.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  No, fuck you. And I was being sincere. Thank you so much.

• 44:05Speaker 05

  I don't know, I don't know.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  It's hard for him to be sincere.

• 44:06Speaker 05

  It is, it is a little hard.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let me do it again then.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  Alright, do it again.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Let me try, hold on.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, dude.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

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• 44:25Andrew Santino?

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• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Blue Chew tablets are made in the. And prepare it and ship directly to your door.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  You can take them anytime, day or night, or you can just plan ahead or be ready whenever an opportunity arises.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  The best part, Bob, it's all done online. That means no doctor's visits, no awkward conversations, no waiting in line at the pharmacy. You know about BlueChew. You know how well it works. Bobby gets bricked up on this stuff.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  I get bricked up all day.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

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• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  And we got a special deal for our listeners, Andrew.

• 45:06Andrew Santino?

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• 45:07Bobby Lee?

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• 45:13Andrew Santino?

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• 45:15Bobby Lee?

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• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  They are the best. Nobody does selling better than Shopify. And when you think about businesses that are selling through the roof, you know, you think about like Allbirds or Skims, you think about great products, but how do they get to your front door?

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

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• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Up, up, and up through the roof.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Up through the roof, baby.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  So if you're growing into your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell whatever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

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• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends, all lowercase, to upgrade your selling today.

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  Please, give me a shot.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Why are you thanking me?

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  I forgot who the, what the part was, you know what I mean? Thank you. What about, do you have conflict with India?

• 46:35Speaker 05

  See?

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Do you have conflicts with India?

• 46:37Speaker 05

  He really doesn't care. Ask me a question you really care about, no?

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you have conflicts with India?

• 46:41Speaker 05

  Yes, with India, the, yeah, the country I have.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  He's talking about Akash.

• 46:45Speaker 05

  Oh, all the time, for sure.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:46Speaker 05

  But that's my homie, that's my day one, so you get through it.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Akash.

• 46:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, actually, very rarely, though.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  He stopped texting me for a while.

• 46:53Speaker 05

  Why?

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, you didn't respond to him.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:56Speaker 05

  Dude, were you going through something?

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  He ghosted him on some shit, and Akash was upset about it.

• 47:01Speaker 05

  Oh, what is it, was it reasonable that he was upset?

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, he ghosted him. He just never responded.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  But that's not because of a personal thing. If he doesn't understand that, that's his problem.

• 47:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Have I ever texted you back?

• 47:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Every time.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  Every time?

• 47:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  You're a big star.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  That's for sure.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm not saying you're number one on the call sheet.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  That's for sure.

• 47:22Speaker 05

  Does Bobby treat more famous people differently?

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my fucking god.

• 47:27Speaker 05

  Really?

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, brother.

• 47:29Speaker 05

  You know who doesn't do that?

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 47:31Speaker 05

  That Santino guy.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  That's right, baby. Dude, he sucks.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  That's who doesn't do that.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  This guy, when we see somebody, when we're, when we're with somebody who's famous.

• 47:39Speaker 05

  What does he do?

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  Dude, dynamically changes fate.

• 47:41Speaker 05

  Tell me what?

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  He, he puts, what?

• 47:43Speaker 04

  Hides, too, eventually.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  He puts on a show, and then he disappears, because he doesn't want them to overanalyze.

• 47:49Speaker 05

  Oh, so it's like, kill, and then get out of there?

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent, kill him.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  So, the one example.

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  He kills, and he gets the fuck out of there.

• 47:54Speaker 05

  Because you're like, I'm gonna fuck this up.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, so, Michael Bay.

• 47:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  The director.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, let me tell the story.

• 48:00Speaker 05

  No, let me tell it, it's my story!

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 48:03Speaker 05

  God!

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, can, let him open it up, let him open it up. Or I'll let him tell the story first.

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  Michael Bay, Michael Bay's wife is a huge Bobby Lee fan.

• 48:11Speaker 05

  Right.

• 48:12Andrew Santino?

  Is like, in love with Bobby Lee.

• 48:13Speaker 05

  Right.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  And, and so, she convinced Michael, A, to listen to the show.

• 48:17Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  And then, B, to start coming to see us live.

• 48:21Speaker 05

  Right.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  So, Michael and his wife have come to the Comedy Store a few times.

• 48:25Speaker 05

  I mean, that's a big deal.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And they come because Bobby Lee is, they cannot get enough.

• 48:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  So, the last time Michael Bay came, the last, uh, thank you, Carlos, for a little spit cup.

• 48:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  Guy who goes to WH Smith in the airport. The last time Michael Bay came to The Comedy Store, me and him are back to back, tag teaming. And it's a great hot night. And he's in the green room. I get offstage, he's with Michael Bay and his wife, who I do not know, I'm not familiar with them, I've barely, I've said hello. And I get offstage and what do you do? Go ahead, take it away, kid.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I take over the story?

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I just fucking gave it to you.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  God.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't like your energy right now, just tone it down.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  No, go ahead.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So he comes, right? And it's always...

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  So we're in the green room, in the main room, in the bathroom part.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  In the private, in like the other part.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  In the private part, right? He sits down and it's always like, "World War II, right? They're attacking. You're, you know what I mean, a convenience store owner."

• 49:25Speaker 05

  You're still a merchant guy.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but it's, it's a role, you know what I mean? They explain to me the history of...

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  He's pitching him a role.

• 49:33Speaker 05

  Right.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 49:34Speaker 05

  Right.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  And I get so discombobulated.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Is that the right word?

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is now.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Discombobulated.

• 49:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  I go, "I, I, I need to fucking do, pass." And I pass Michael Bay to him.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  He literally grabs me and goes, "Dude, come in here, come in here."

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  And then what I do?

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  I walk into the room and he disappears. Man, I'm...

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  To get the other guy.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  So then I'm in there with Michael Bay and his wife.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  And then I get Bill, I'm getting Bill Burr ready to be the tag.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  I will give credit, let me give credit where credit is due. As soon as Bill walked in, I was like, "Fuck yeah, I can get out of here."

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  I did that for you.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Because Michael and his wife, I don't know them well, and I was also like, "This is, they're wanting to talk to him, I'm this interim thing."

• 50:11Speaker 05

  So now they're pitching his role to you?

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Now it's more like, "So how is comedy?" I'm like, "Oh, fuck." It was so...

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fucked.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  And, and just because they want to talk to him, but he's so uncomfortable, he throws on me. When I saw Bill walk in, he's like, "What's up, dude?" I was like, I was fucking gone.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm the one that sent the bill.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  So that was very nice.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  I said, "Michael Bay really wants..." It was a lie.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  But he gets nervous, he gets uncomfortable. Yeah, he lied.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  And then Michael Bay was like, "What are you doing?"

• 50:33Speaker 05

  So you alley ooped?

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  I alley ooped.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Alley ooped to Bill Burr.

• 50:36Speaker 05

  But...

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Bill can't touch the net.

• 50:37Speaker 05

  But Michael Bay doesn't want it.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't want it, dude.

• 50:39Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  But they start hitting it off. And I just, I went into the Hollywood.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  And guess who got the convenience store role in World War II? Bill Burr.

• 50:47Speaker 05

  Ken Jeong.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  He lost.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  What does Ken Jeong get it? So what I do, and this is the difference between him and I, right? Whereas I'm not comfortable, like he's invited me like, "Hey, Lee." I go, "Michael?" He goes, "Come over for Thanksgiving." There's no way I'm gonna go over there for Thanksgiving.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Oh, it's

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  So I don't show up.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  They love him.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:06Andrew Santino?

  His wife and Michael are like in love.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  It might have been Super Bowl. I go, I'm going to Miami, which I was.

• 51:11Speaker 05

  Are you familiar with his work?

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 51:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's a prolific filmmaker.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  I love his movies. They're like just action-packed fun.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  He couldn't go to Michael Bay's thing for the Super Bowl because he had to go with Jake Paul.

• 51:21Speaker 05

  You had to go Jake Paul to do?

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  To his Super Bowl party in Miami. He flew to Miami for that. He's trying to dumb that one down.

• 51:27Speaker 05

  So you were so busy at the Super Bowl.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't shoot that week, by the way. We couldn't shoot the show because I'm sick. Oh, you're sick? What'd you do the next morning? Went to Miami with Jake Paul.

• 51:34Speaker 05

  Why didn't you?

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I did that.

• 51:35Speaker 05

  Why didn't you get him tickets to the Super Bowl?

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  It was at a Super Bowl party.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  I worked like a shill.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  At his house?

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  I did a job.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  What were you doing?

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  In Vegas. I did a job.

• 51:44Speaker 05

  You were acting?

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  I took a check. No, I was doing like, I was doing a thing with Brian Urlacher to like, there were, it was like, yeah.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Who's Brian Urlacher?

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  He's an ex NFL player.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 51:53Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck does that even mean?

• 51:55Speaker 05

  You mean?

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Big time, big time.

• 51:56Speaker 05

  He's big time.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  And then he's on the Celtic court, front seat.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  I saw that.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Who gets that? Jack Nicholson and this guy.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  Celtic court?

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't believe him getting in the building.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Jack Nicholson? Are you just saying that because of the departed?

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:10Speaker 05

  I think Jack Nicholson's really whitey-poltzer.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Matt Damon, right?

• 52:14Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  And Leo, right? They go to the Celtic court, right? In Boston, right?

• 52:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't get in the building.

• 52:20Speaker 05

  I don't see it.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  And if I do, I'm the top row with a hand, with a fing- finger.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  I don't believe it.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  You're going rah rah rah, you know what I mean?

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, by the way.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  You know it's bullshit.

• 52:30Speaker 05

  To be true, yeah.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'd have to buy a ticket. There's no connections I have. That's the truth.

• 52:33Speaker 05

  Do you think that they feel a little bit like, what's that term? Uh, like a negged or whatever? Like, they're trying so hard to, you know, have you be part of their friend group and you're rejecting it so much.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I know, that's insane. That's crazy. That's crazy talk.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  Validate that.

• 52:47Speaker 05

  Is that kind of what happens?

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Be real, be real, Carlos, or I'll get mad.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  No, don't, don't.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Look at him, he's like a deer in headlights.

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  No, because you're gaslighting him right now. Let him answer his own fucking question. Does he try? Does, what Schultz just said, does he try, when people are like, ba ba ba ba ba, does he try to push away from that? Yeah, the more famous you are on the show, the faster he'll come.

• 53:05Speaker 05

  Come back here and hang, something he never does.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you push away.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't push away.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  You push away.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  I escape.

• 53:12Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Two different things.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Okay, dude, you get it.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Let me ask you something. If you're in Auschwitz, would you be digging holes?

• 53:18Speaker 05

  Oh my god. Wait, what?

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the wrong, I think that's the wrong term of the last.

• 53:21Speaker 05

  You want to.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  If you're in a Japanese internment camp.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  There it is.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. If you're on a Japanese internment camp, right?

• 53:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  I'd be the Japanese going, I have to.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  Do you know how they made sure there were just Japanese in there?

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  They looked at the penises?

• 53:36Speaker 05

  No.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's what I'd do.

• 53:38Speaker 05

  But I was asking a friend of mine who's like, parents were, no, grandparents were in the camps.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  George Takei? Who was it?

• 53:43Speaker 05

  A Japanese dude.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:44Speaker 05

  And, uh, and I was just like, how did they, like, cause I feel back in the day it was a little more loose, right?

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:50Speaker 05

  And they kind of.

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  Round them up.

• 53:52Speaker 05

  In there.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think there's a guy there going, "I Chinese!"

• 53:55Speaker 05

  Well, wouldn't you?

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Hello, hello, I Chinese!

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't you?

• 53:59Speaker 05

  Is that not the first thing?

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Look at the kid!

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? Maybe.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's a great movie and escape story of a guy.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 05

  Who pretends to be other.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  I Chinese!

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  I Ch- It's called I Chinese?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  I Chinese, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:11Speaker 05

  It's just a Korean guy being super racist to other Asians.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  No, he's an American, he's an American, he doesn't even have an accent.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  But he survives, you know what I mean? The Pearl Harbor, you know what I mean?

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  I Chinese?

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  I Chinese, right?

• 54:22Speaker 05

  I Chinese?

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then when he's older, maybe the LA riots? I Ch- He's an old man, I Chinese!

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Gets out of all.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a whole, it's an epic.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Tell us what your guy said.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  So I asked him, I was like, how did they figure it out? They must've just lumped them all in there, like, whatever.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Probably the last names, Andrew?

• 54:37Speaker 05

  No, well, how would that matter?

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  And they would, yeah, what are you talking about? They also probably wouldn't ask their fucking name.

• 54:42Speaker 05

  No, they're just looking at you and you look fucking Japanese and they throw you in.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  What's your name? I'm Frank Wong.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  Sounds good, get in there.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no!

• 54:49Andrew Santino?

  No, get in there.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  That's what I would do. They wouldn't do that!

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Dude, look at me!

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  They absolutely wouldn't do that.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm border, I'm the.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's your name, pal? Excuse me, can I ask a quick question? Yeah. Right? Yeah. What the fuck I do here? Oh, oh, oh. You're with the other Japanese guys, go, get in line. Listen to your ear, right? Hmm. Ah, Chinese! Prove it. Zip! This guy's Chinese.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  That's how it would go. I would show my dad.

• 55:14Speaker 05

  So, he goes, uh, oh yeah, they just spoke to him in other Asian languages, and if they couldn't speak back, they knew that they were Japanese.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 55:23Speaker 05

  And I'm like, whoa, that is way easier.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  That's way easier.

• 55:25Speaker 05

  That's like the easiest thing.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wait, because the Japanese knew English?

• 55:28Speaker 05

  No, they would speak to the Japanese guy in Korean, and if he couldn't speak back, they'd be like, oh, that's a fucking...

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, that's a good clever way of doing it.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, isn't it?

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, we were just rounding you up.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But what if it's like a Japanese-

• 55:41Speaker 05

  Me and Santino are giving the job to round up all the Japanese, and be like, this is gonna be fucking easy.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but my argument against that is there was some, because Japanese have been part of America for so long.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  A lot of them didn't even speak Japanese. Yeah, that's all-

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, some of them were second generation Asians.

• 55:56Speaker 05

  Dude, my friend's parents didn't speak Japanese, and then after that, it stopped. Like, they stopped entirely.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Speaker 05

  Because that's how you end up in camp.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  And that's what happened to George Takei.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  George Takei, as a kid-

• 56:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Right, he was Japanese, though.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  But he was in a camp as a kid.

• 56:10Speaker 05

  So they got it right. You got it right.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they nailed it on that.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  But then he got Star Trek.

• 56:13Speaker 05

  Right.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Then he got Star Trek, I think it's even.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, we gave him Star Trek to make up for what we did.

• 56:17Speaker 05

  That's the reparations. That's your 48-

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  TV star, that's good.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  Forty episodes, that's where he got forty episodes.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you about the baby.

• 56:25Speaker 05

  Yes, talk to me about the baby.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  How many do we have now?

• 56:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got one.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Still one?

• 56:27Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  I was talking to Kalila earlier today.

• 56:29Speaker 05

  It's never enough.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  And I asked-

• 56:30Speaker 05

  It's never enough. It can't just be-

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  Endless bucket.

• 56:33Speaker 05

  Congrats on one, yeah.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  Call him when you get to-

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 56:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, thank you, oh, thank you, yeah.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I thought we're past that.

• 56:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  You know how I feel about it.

• 56:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, how do you feel?

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Hates it.

• 56:47Speaker 05

  He is a bully. He's really gonna bully you.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 56:50Speaker 05

  And it's darts.

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  It's not, it's insane.

• 56:52Speaker 05

  You're dangerous.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, it's insane.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  Because you're so fun and silly, and then it's just a fucking sniper shot. Yeah, even this right here, whatever that move was.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was deflecting.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  Don't do this, Carlo, it's trying to troll you right now.

• 57:04Speaker 05

  Oh, that feels like we're just piling on.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Bro, yeah, I don't ever stick a penis in my butthole.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, that's not it.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, what is that?

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, let's just move off.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  No, when they put it, when they put it-

• 57:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  When a girl puts on a dildo and they fuck you from behind.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  What's that called?

• 57:17Speaker 05

  Fun.

• 57:20Speaker 05

  It's a fun time.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 05

  It's a great fun time.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Is your baby the love of your life?

• 57:24Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  Undoubtedly.

• 57:25Speaker 05

  It's every cliche you could ever imagine. It almost like, I understand like why comics do the joke about like how annoying their kids are.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:35Speaker 05

  And it's because it's the only take that is counter what we all feel.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 57:40Speaker 05

  Ah, you know what I mean?

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:41Speaker 05

  You know how you could take the other angle, like we all do this comedically, right?

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:44Speaker 05

  How I take the angle that's not there and then find a way to justify it. Your, the feelings you have for your kid are so unbelievably hacky.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:52Speaker 05

  That you feel unoriginal, like it's every possible cliche. And our whole life, we're trying to have a unique take about things and then you look at the kid and you're like, oh, my kid is the best laugh ever. And it is.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 58:03Speaker 05

  And I wonder if it's just for me.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a son or daughter?

• 58:07Speaker 05

  Well, it is. I have a daughter.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  It's made up in you, it's made up of your DNA, so it does something.

• 58:11Speaker 05

  It must biologically do something.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  The chemicals do something for you.

• 58:13Speaker 05

  It's unbelievable.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, because it's like when you meet, when you meet someone who has an ugly baby.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, they don't know that shit.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  They have no idea.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, I'm so glad you said that.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  That's chemical. They really don't fucking know.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm so glad, because I've seen some u-gos.

• 58:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  We have a friend.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  And I say it.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  We have a friend that has an ugly baby and, you know.

• 58:30Speaker 05

  Tight on the way out, though, they say that.

• 58:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  What's tight on the way, the pussy?

• 58:33Speaker 05

  Like, because, yeah, because and the baby's head kind of gets warped.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  It's smooshed. It's a compliment to the wife to have an ugly baby.

• 58:39Speaker 05

  My wife had a C-section, so it was fucking.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Same out, perfect.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  You know, why can't they just go feet first?

• 58:45Speaker 05

  What, like a slide?

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  Bro, bro, bro.

• 58:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:48Andrew Santino?

  The funniest thing about anatomy. Why can't they just go feet first?

• 58:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  Hey, can you come out feet first? Babies are upside down, you know that, right?

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, but can.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  You gonna flip them in there?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Here my thinking, dude.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  Get a, get tongs in there like you're barbecuing?

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a walk, I'll do the whole thing.

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  Walk, walk.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Walk that baby.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fried noodle it. But what I would do is, um, because when the feet comes out in the body, it stretches the vagina.

• 59:13Speaker 05

  No, the head does that.

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  The head does.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  And then the shoulders do that.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  But one of the loosen it up, if you put head first.

• 59:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  It's tighter.

• 59:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  If you put feet out first, it'll loosen it up, no?

• 59:22Speaker 05

  I get your point.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 59:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:24Andrew Santino?

  Man, they should, I can't believe you're not a doctor.

• 59:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  Like, what were they thinking not hiring you?

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the, I don't know, I'm a medicine man.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  You're saying like that's the answer, you think like fucking all these years.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, fine. God.

• 59:37Speaker 05

  Do you, do you want kids, Bobby?

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  The biggest insult to an Asian guy is to say he's not doctoral.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  You just don't have it in you, man.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  I do want them.

• 59:46Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  One.

• 59:47Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  And I will have one.

• 59:50Speaker 05

  Good.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he will.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  I gotta find the person, though.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  You'll be a great papa, too.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  And that's, it's difficult. It's been difficult, Andrew.

• 59:56Speaker 05

  What's your thing? You get behind it.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get behind the condom. I mean, I don't do it reverse.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  Are you saying hit it from behind?

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, I feel like-

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  You think I stick the fuck condom in my butthole and do it from behind?

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  Yeah. I think you stick it in your butthole and then you hold your nose closed and then you sneeze and blow it.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  Bobby has a tail. Look at Bobby's tail.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, I'll try that next time, but, um, but I did, and, um, you know, but a lot of times, you know, women are like, I know you enough.

• 1:00:29Speaker 05

  What position? What position? I think you get behind it.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't. My knees burn.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You got bad knees.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's really rude.

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Because I have short legs.

• 1:00:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  And the women that I date are much taller than me.

• 1:00:41Speaker 05

  Oh, so they're-

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  Their pussies are at eye height.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then they have to do a squatty thing, too, and we're all burning thighs. You know what I mean? And it's like, I do, I'll do like 10, and then I'll go, hey, you wanna switch back to missionary? That's the one I'm good at.

• 1:00:54Andrew Santino?

  The problem is he counts. He'll go, one, two, three, four.

• 1:00:57Speaker 05

  Oh, you're, you're going out.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  I do reps.

• 1:00:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  I got two more sets in me.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's your position?

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  I think, I think on my back. I think I like laying down.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Cowgirl.

• 1:01:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Love laying down.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  That's fun.

• 1:01:08Speaker 05

  Laying down.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  That's so fun.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  We've been doing the work for so long, let them do something.

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  Also, they have to finish.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  And that's the position I can control the best.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  But here's the thing that they do.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  You get to finish?

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't understand this.

• 1:01:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  The hula hoop strategy.

• 1:01:22Speaker 05

  Tell me about that.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  They get on it.

• 1:01:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Instead of going up and down.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  They go around.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  They think they're in a luau.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you why?

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  They think they're in a luau, and it's twisting your thing, you know what I mean? Like a joystick.

• 1:01:34Speaker 05

  I think Andrew's got an interesting, uh, opinion as to why they might do that, yeah.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I, I know what you're implying.

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  What, what?

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  And fuck you, dude.

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  No, no, I know.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  You think I don't have the length?

• 1:01:45Speaker 05

  I didn't say that at all. I said, he don't have an opinion.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  When it does up and down.

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, it's not the length, man.

• 1:01:50Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  They want you to be, they wanna hit the sides. They want you to feel the sides, and you're-

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Skinny.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  You're skinny. You do have a skinny penis.

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  You do have a skinny penis. It's not small, but it is skinny.

• 1:02:00Speaker 05

  So it's just, it's just kind of like bouncing?

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  It's like an udo noodle.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  It's one of those cars.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  And they need to shake it around to hit the sign.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know how like grass breathe in the breeze?

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  You frolic through grass?

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  It's kind of like that, my penis.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just frolic.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Just frolic.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  With the wind, you know what I mean?

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  No, but tell them.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  The leg is there.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  Tell them what the last girl said. She said you had what?

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Boyfriend penis.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  Boyfriend penis. Which is, they say that's really good. She said, explain boyfriend penis. She goes, not the smallest, it's not small, but it's not like this big, unmanageable. It's like a boyfriend, it's a dick that I could have sex with in perpetuity.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  I said, that's a huge compliment.

• 1:02:38Speaker 05

  That is a great compliment.

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  Boyfriend penis is great.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  And who is this girl?

• 1:02:42Andrew Santino?

  She's gone.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Cut that.

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  First girl that loves your cock.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  Delete, delete, delete.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Andrew.

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  She said I was worthy.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Just pull up the cord.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  No, Andrew, okay?

• 1:03:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Many women have said it.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  That have.

• 1:03:05Speaker 05

  Maybe you have a great dick. Maybe you have a great dick and you've been catfishing us or, no, gaslighting us.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real for a second. Ian Fiden saw it.

• 1:03:13Speaker 05

  You showed it to me and I was, I was, uh, what is it called it? Like, I was impressed because of how low expectation you made me have.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  That's what you gotta do.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  He puts the bar real low.

• 1:03:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  And he says, on 80, every day, and I was like, I don't know what that, you know what I mean? I like you. And then when they see it, they go, oh, it's boyfriend.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  It's smart. It's a smart play.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  It's a smart move.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  That's a fucking move.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  He tells every girl, like, you're not gonna like me, I have a small dick.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  And then they get in there like, what? This is great.

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  Santino looks like he's got a fucking thing on him.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  He does, I've seen it.

• 1:03:45Speaker 05

  No, you do look like.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:03:46Speaker 05

  That's why you can talk to celebs, because you're looking at them like they got little.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you have a, dude, you have a big one. You have a big one, no?

• 1:03:52Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Corn stars have your body type.

• 1:03:54Speaker 05

  I got boyfriend dick, dude.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  I got husband dick.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  So Ian.

• 1:03:57Speaker 05

  I got girlfriend dick.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Ian Fiden saw mine in the spa.

• 1:03:59Speaker 05

  And he can judge.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  He also has bad vision.

• 1:04:02Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  He really has bad vision.

• 1:04:04Speaker 05

  Blur, they widen.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he even said, it's so. So cute.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  That's mean.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a compliment.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  I think it's a dick.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  I think it's sitcom penis.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes, oh, yeah.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a test well.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm here.

• 1:04:18Speaker 05

  It's a test well.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  It does test well.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like if it was in a sitcom, they'd be like, people like, oh.

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  They like him.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  It's Pixar, whatever, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  Nemo.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Not Nemo, not Nemo.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  Dory.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Not Dory, no, no, no.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't really know.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  What's that big white blob of a, you know what I mean? The robot, inflatable white.

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  Oh, that one, oh, yeah.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  That guy.

• 1:04:38Speaker 05

  Oh, Big Hero Six.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  It could be Big Hero Six.

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  The presence, the presence that that carries, you carry.

• 1:04:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  You carry love, warmth, happiness.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Can we talk about this for a second, though?

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  It's something I've thought about, okay?

• 1:04:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  How long has marriage been a thing in, in, in human race?

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  Since the beginning of, I mean.

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, since the beginning.

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  No, 5,000 years.

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  Forty-three hundred years.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Forty, yeah, so forty-three hundred years.

• 1:05:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Were human beings around before that?

• 1:05:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  For how many years?

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is, long.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Probably thousands of years.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  Thousands more.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  More, maybe, it could be a million.

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Maybe millions.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  We don't know.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck did they do that in the million years?

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  They got married, they just.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  No, they didn't.

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  You don't think?

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  No, they were nomads.

• 1:05:18Speaker 05

  Well, you still got married, you just.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you would go, go to a village or a dwelling.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  Polygamy was common throughout history. Cousin marriages remain common throughout the world, particularly in the Middle East.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  Still to this day, you can marry a cousin out there.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at Akash.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  I love him, he's so talented, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  So fucking funny.

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  Our goal is to make Akash's wife the biggest TikTok star.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  She's so hot.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. And she's beautiful, she's great, she's, but my goal is to remove all the leverage he has in his relationship.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  So she's making way more money.

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  Is she in the business or no?

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  No, she's just on TikTok, but we're trying to make her a TikTok superstar.

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  What's her TikTok?

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Jazleen with it.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's her TikTok?

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Let's promote her TikTok.

• 1:06:00Speaker 05

  Jazleen with it, she's on TikTok.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  Jazleen with it.

• 1:06:02Speaker 05

  Jazleen with it.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  TikTok, let's see what the TikTok is. There it is, Jazleen with it.

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:06Speaker 05

  There we go.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  And how many subscribers does she have?

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it would make me feel really good for her to surpass Akash in fame.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  But why? Ask your, ask yourself the question, why?

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's funny.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, we like to see our friends suffer.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 1:06:18Speaker 05

  This is the point.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  What do you think this whole show is?

• 1:06:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  All right, there we go, there, there she is.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there she is, wow.

• 1:06:23Andrew Santino?

  How are you guys doing? I'm here on Valentine's Day.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Dead on.

• 1:06:30Speaker 05

  The second I said it, I was like, this is a horrible idea. Jesseline, I'm trying to build you up, okay?

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  So are we.

• 1:06:36Speaker 05

  We're trying to build you up.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  So are we.

• 1:06:38Speaker 05

  All the bad friends following Jesseline on TikTok.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  Watching me get ready for my first Rolex. Have you guys ever had lucky charms in the morning, man? I'm getting a charm on my wrist, a Rolex, man.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Talk about Akash.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  No, it's the same accent.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  All right, okay. All right, so.

• 1:06:55Andrew Santino?

  She is beautiful, Akash.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Let's follow her, everybody.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  And Akash, we love you, my dog.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  We love you, my dog.

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  Love you, Akash.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  My dog.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  No, we love you so much.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  But what I'm saying is, is that, is it human nature to be with one person for the rest of your life?

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's, uh, well, marriage for sure. Being with someone.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Having a partner for the rest, I don't know if it's genetically.

• 1:07:16Speaker 05

  I think that, I think that we assume that it's supposed to be perfect for your whole life.

• 1:07:21Andrew Santino?

  It's not a natural state.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  But it's, it's a social construct that I think has cling to many people.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I can do it.

• 1:07:27Speaker 05

  And benefited us, like, it wouldn't still be here if it didn't help us as a society.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, what's.

• 1:07:31Speaker 05

  We weed shit out.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  Or help some people, right, like this, in the same way that like.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why it happened.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:36Speaker 05

  Well, same team, we're married.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  I know a little bit about.

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  And we don't have kids.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, I know a little bit about history.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  In the same way that like, I think it would make me very happy to have kids, if we don't have them, it's okay. So to me, it's kind of like that same thing. If some people don't get married, I know that they're like, I'm okay with it.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  It's, I think it just services people who it services.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  But you're glad that you have a partner.

• 1:07:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I'm glad I have somebody that like, is along for the ride, up and down. Cause it's, it's all the above. I think the people, the mistake that was given to people socially is like, marriage is this perfect, wonderful thing.

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  You're gonna be happy every single day of your life.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  It's a joke.

• 1:08:10Speaker 05

  That shit is work, bro.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna have crazy downs, you have crazy ups, you have.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Are you always attracted to them, though?

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  I find her attractive.

• 1:08:16Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  But you're not always like in a, it's not like a fucking.

• 1:08:20Speaker 05

  It's not a state of horniness you're in every second, but you find them beautiful.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  You're in love with this person.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  I watched a documentary called Civilization.

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so we were nomads for many, many years.

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay. As soon as we had, we can grow crops.

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  Yes, wheat.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Wheat.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  And it's, we made settlements.

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  And that's when the marriage thing came.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  When we could afford them.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  As soon as we built up enough equity, then we were like, okay, I have stuff if you need it.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  But I think it was harder to do as a nomad to keep a relationship.

• 1:08:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, you, I mean.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll see you whenever.

• 1:08:55Speaker 05

  But we still need to make the kids and we still need to protect them.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Gotta protect them.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:01Speaker 05

  I mean, that's probably why it was built.

• 1:09:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for community and protection and yeah.

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  Also to pass down like assets and shit. That's what all the marriage was, I think, in like the royal family.

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  Like, how do we keep all this land within?

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:13Speaker 05

  You know, this.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  I believe it. I believe it's supposed to be true then. Yeah.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  You believe in it.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I sometimes I think about maybe, is, maybe it isn't.

• 1:09:20Andrew Santino?

  If you never meet someone and never have a family, who, who would you bequeath all of your assets to? Like any money you've earned or a house that you bought?

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  If I had no woman?

• 1:09:28Andrew Santino?

  If you had no one and you were on your way out?

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  If my mom's still alive or she dead?

• 1:09:31Speaker 05

  Everybody's dead.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Everyone's dead.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  My brother not?

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  Dead.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Steve's younger.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  He's dead now. I just couldn't.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:38Andrew Santino?

  No, what, what?

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  If Steve's still alive, probably most to him.

• 1:09:41Andrew Santino?

  And then the rest too?

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  If you're still alive, I'd give you some.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's nice.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:46Andrew Santino?

  Shelty.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 1:09:48Speaker 05

  I love you, man.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  It's always fun with you.

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  I love hanging with you.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  It's so fun with you.

• 1:09:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, you guys are great.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:53Andrew Santino?

  Shelty has a special.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  Yes, yes.

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  That's a Netflix special.

• 1:09:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  It is called Life.

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  It is his life. I saw him run it, well, run pieces of it, I guess, in Phoenix when we were in Phoenix together.

• 1:10:05Speaker 05

  Oh, that was my first weekend.

• 1:10:06Andrew Santino?

  I know, I saw that.

• 1:10:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:07Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of cool watching you peel it. And now I know it's dramatically different than what I first saw.

• 1:10:11Speaker 05

  Sure, sure.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  But incredible, as usual.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you some questions? Cause I'm doing one now.

• 1:10:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, please. Where, where are you doing it? This is like a big.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  Hulu.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Hulu.

• 1:10:19Speaker 05

  Yo, shout out Hulu.

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  We both did Hulu.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  I know you did Hulu.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  We left.

• 1:10:22Speaker 05

  Congrats for that, but like.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I've never done one.

• 1:10:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of expectations on it.

• 1:10:28Speaker 05

  I.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  And, and that's what I'm worried about.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course. You've like waited so long.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  Cause I have never done one.

• 1:10:32Speaker 05

  You've built it up so much.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  I feel like if they want to see the best.

• 1:10:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  And I can only just do what I can do.

• 1:10:38Speaker 05

  I think you just gotta do what you do.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:40Andrew Santino?

  I don't think, again, what he just talked about, you cannot care what they're thinking about.

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  There are gonna be people that hate it and there are gonna be people that love it.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  I would, I would argue a very, very small percentage of people are not gonna like it.

• 1:10:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Andrew Santino?

  A remarkably small.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  But those people, there will be people that don't even watch it that hate it.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah, right.

• 1:10:55Speaker 05

  They've just decided they're gonna hate it.

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what do you think, I'm gonna watch a Bobby Lee special? Fuck that. Yeah, they're gonna, that's.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:01Speaker 05

  That's gonna be a natural thing, but like, at the same time, just do what you want to do.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm gonna do.

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do it and then I'm gonna disappear.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  Oh, that's good, too.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna Ari Shafir it.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  I love how Ari does it.

• 1:11:12Andrew Santino?

  We're still gonna do the pod.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  We'll, we'll bank it.

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Because I want two weeks.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Where are you gonna go?

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna be to go to Costa Rica.

• 1:11:19Andrew Santino?

  Don't you think after you shoot a special, you should have some time off?

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what are you saying?

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  You gotta, you gotta promote it for a little bit after it comes out.

• 1:11:28Speaker 04

  Not everybody, just him.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  No, why can't I just do it before?

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  Cause, you know, with streaming, I think it matters after it comes out.

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, then I'll do two, a month of promoting and then I'll go to Costa Rica.

• 1:11:40Speaker 05

  Also, I think that we all gotta root for Hulu.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:43Speaker 05

  I think we gotta root for Hulu and root for Amazon, cause like the more places that are doing stand-up, the better it is for stand-ups.

• 1:11:48Andrew Santino?

  Good for all of us.

• 1:11:49Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? Like, cause now there's competition. If it's just one place, they could just go, here's this amount of money and you gotta take it.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what I felt from the other company.

• 1:11:57Speaker 05

  Interesting.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  They didn't hit that number that you wanted?

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  No, they never offered.

• 1:12:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's not true.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  That is 100% true.

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  I imagine once you got an offer from Hulu, there was interest for.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  There was, I didn't get, I didn't literally hear that, but you know, I didn't know.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  When are you taping? When are you taping?

• 1:12:12Andrew Santino?

  I just did it.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  You just did it.

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it in December.

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  Okay, cool. Where are you doing it?

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  San Diego.

• 1:12:17Speaker 05

  Where?

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Balboa Theater.

• 1:12:19Speaker 05

  I love the Balboa Theater.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  So good. Uh, go watch Life on Netflix.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:23Andrew Santino?

  Uh, please.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Please watch it.

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  Enjoy our friend as much, as much as we do.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:27Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Andrew, look in that camera and say, thanks for being a bad friend.

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  Thank you so much for being a bad friend.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  Aw, man.