One Good Korean

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:28Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:32Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:37Speaker 02

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:39Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:40Andrew Santino?

  It's a new year, by the way.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  It is a new year, and it's a year of-

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  Any resolutions that you got coming up?

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you have no idea what you're saying right now, dude. You have no idea. I have some resolution- I'm, can we say Resolution City?

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  You're in Resolution City?

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's where I am. I'm in Resolution City right now.

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  Let's break it down.

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I'm gonna work on some other addictions.

• 1:03Andrew Santino?

  What are they?

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Why, are you my therapist? Or a cop?

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  Both.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, officer, um, I have, um, I do some strange things that, um, this is not funny, it's just real.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  No, real is good.

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  So, there's this Netflix, you know how sometimes you go to Netflix? And there's mobile games you can download?

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm the, you're thinking, who's this for? Me! You know what I mean? I download all of them. Right? But there's this one game that I play, and, um, there's like 10,000 levels, but I only play one level a thousand times.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  Eight hours at a time. Just sitting there on my kitchen counter. And the level's like two minutes, and it's the same basic level. It's like a, it, it feels like a candy crusher game. It's one of those like puzzly games where, you know what I mean? You line things up.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Wait, I saw you play this.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, I only play one level, and I was telling my therapist the other day, and she goes, "Stop."

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  Because it's, um, I'm running away, I'm not, you know what I mean? I'm being obsessive about something, and I do it because I don't want to feel. You know what I mean, it's like, there's, I do a lot of things where it's like, I don't wanna feel, so I just, I'll watch the same YouTube video over and over again, and it becomes, um, it's not, it's not healthy.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you, I had to, I, I got a good feel, I got a good cry this morning, big time. Whenever I want a real good cry.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you see?

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  I watched that Ian Wright video with, with, uh.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  With the teacher.

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  With Mr. Pigden.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  I thought you stayed.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what a great video.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm very much alive, Ian.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  And he goes, someone told me you were dead.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a great fucking.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  I cry every time.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  I watch, if I need a good cry, watch Ian Wright reunited with, uh.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Teacher.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  His, his primary school teacher, Mr. Pigden.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  And why do you, why do I love that you not love that?

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's the, he's the most prolific goal scorer in Arsenal's history.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  And he said, in the, you know what he said in it that was so powerful, that really moved me in a way, two things, he goes, he was crying and Ian said, Mr. Pigden said, it meant more to him that Ian Wright played for the country of England than when he flew over Buckingham Palace. That was more important to him, that someone he coached.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  Played for England.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  And then, he said, he turned to hug him, and, uh, he was like two steps down, they're in the stadium, they're up in the stairs, and when he hugged him, he was below Mr. Pigden, you know, like he was, he was hugging his waist almost.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  I saw, I saw, yeah.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  And he goes, and I felt like I was seven years old again, I was a young child being embraced by someone, a father figure. Dude, I was, I, it gets me.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Every time.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Every time, but when whites.

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what about the whites? What about the whites?

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  What about the whites, there's so many good things to say about the whites.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  Not lately, dude.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, lately as of, as of not know, you know what I mean, but you know, what I'm saying is over the history.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  You guys get a bad rap.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  We do get a bad rap.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and what I'm gonna say is, you know, I mean, have you guys done extraordinary humanitarian, you know, I mean, deeds?

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  Some of us.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Some of you, Schindler, we talked about that before.

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  What a list.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  That's it, Schindler and Ian Wright's coach.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Pigden.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Mr. Pigden.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, but what I'm saying is, is when, uh, it's, it's human, all humans have someone, I'm sure there's a Korean out there like that.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be, somewhere.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't know where they are.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Like a One Good Korean that like helped, uh.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  That's a great movie, One Good Korean.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of which, did you see the guy that snuck into North Korea? Took video of the traffic cop with his phone?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't see it.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  They're gonna get this guy.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  This is what I think about these guys. You're off your head. They're gonna get you, dude. They're gonna come find you and kill you.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Did he go back to South Korea? Then they can't find him.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, he left North Korea and went somewhere else. Look at, I don't know where it is. It was on TikTok this.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  How do we take him out?

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  How do we take him out?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Kim Jong Il, Un.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Do you wanna take him out?

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  See, here's my thing.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Because that, that, well, there's millions of people that live there and they're in poverty. And it's like, they still believe that we're getting ready for the war with the US. We don't think about you, ever.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  You say that until they start some shit. What if they start some shit?

• 5:26Speaker 05

  They can't.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  They, how?

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Says who?

• 5:28Speaker 05

  But with like Russia, they could, and China, but them alone, they're like.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  What did you just say? With Russia and China, they could.

• 5:35Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, but I thought.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  So what are you talking about? Of course they can't.

• 5:37Speaker 05

  Them, it'd be like.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  No one.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Russia and China give them.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  No one acts alone, other than Germany. And look how that turned out. So now, the axis of evil could reunite and start another war. And why wouldn't they? Honestly, why wouldn't they? The time is now.

• 5:51Speaker 05

  Be awesome.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  We're, they're ready. I'm ready to go, dude. Let's go. Blow this whole thing up.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  I want post-apocalyptic shit.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  If there's a World War III.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  And you and I were called in, there's a draft, and we go, we need everybody.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Everybody?

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  Even Carlos?

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Even Carlos.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  And McCone?

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, but he is at hold duty.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  Those guys are inside, yeah.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, no, he's glory hold.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Glory hold, dude?

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Just sucking off the soldiers before they go to battle?

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm just saying that you find, like, if we're in, like, you know.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  Oh, I see.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  You know how?

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  We're fighting in Hong Kong, right?

• 6:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  And then the sergeant goes, find the glory holes.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he knows where they are.

• 6:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's like working.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  But we don't put dicks in, we put bombs in there.

• 6:33Speaker 05

  Oh, that's cool.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say, like, Notre Dame football, they slap a sign that says, play like a champion, as they go out on the field, they all smack it.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, if every soldier, before they go to war, they just get to stick their cock in Carlos's mouth, he's just standing next to you, he's like, go ahead, boy!

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, if you, would you, would you be in the same platoon as me?

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  I don't think they would put us in the same platoon.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, you think there's an Asian? No, what are you talking about?

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, just, no, no, no, strength and skill, strength and skill. Strength and skill.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, you pissed me off today, dude.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Am I? I'm just.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I would call my agents.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, you'd never get in this. We never get in the same category. That's crazy.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  No, they, platoons are, they're like, this is the, no, they have a mix. Have you seen? No, shut the fuck up. Have you ever seen Saving Private Ryan? There's a mixture of different people, you know what I mean, of it. There's the one guy that's scared, like, you know, you know, like the fucking, um, in Saving Private Ryan, uh, the guy that plays the, uh, interpreter? Even though I don't know Chinese.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you'd be the interpreter.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm just saying, I, there's gotta be something that I can do. I'm Dennis Hopper character, like the eccentric, you know what I mean?

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man, you know what I mean? War is globalization, whatever. I don't know.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I say things, you know what I mean? I don't know. What do you think?

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  I know you'd be, you'd be one of the lunatic, one of the crazy boys in the bunch.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what, would you not push for that?

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't want.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  There's no way that I could.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't want you in my platoon.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  But then the whole time I'm at war, I'm like, you know, what's Andrew doing? Have to write you letters?

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  I'd be missing you. That'd be so much fun. We'd, I'd see you from afar. Also, if we're in the same platoon, think about that. Then I'm gonna see, we're gonna see each other die. I'd rather sit in a tent at night, hoping that you're well, writing you letters, like a long-lost love affair, on the other side of the battle. And I want to find out that you die from someone that goes, "Soldier!"

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, dude, no.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  "The dumpling was killed at 4:35."

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  They wouldn't call me the dumpling!

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they would.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  They wouldn't call me, no.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  They all get nicknames in the army. That's what you fucking get. Everyone gets a nickname.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  If somebody called me dumpling, I would pull them aside and go, "Can you change that?"

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  And they'd be like, "You got it. You got it, Chopsticks."

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  I want to be Chopsticks. Okay, so, um, Sounds really funny, dude.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  "The Chinese chode died at 4:44 a.m., sir."

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  He was Korean.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Right? What does a, when, when a soldier's at war and they get shot, they know that they know they're gonna die?

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  What is the one person they call out for?

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  God.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Their mom.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  "Mom? Mommy?" Remember Giovanna Ribisi? Oh my God, heartbreaking.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine you call your mom? She's on an iPad. She's like, "Leave me alone."

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, what I'm saying is, I would call out for you.

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  Andrew, you go, "Mom."

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Andrew!

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  And

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  And I'd come running.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  You're right. Morphine, morphine.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Bob, BOB!

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  That's why I want you there.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  All right. I'll be there with you. I, you know what? You know what?

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Now, fuck you! I don't want to be in a platoon with you!

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  I just said yes! Carlos, you want to be the same platoon?

• 9:20Speaker 06

  Hell yeah.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  No fucking way is he gonna get in there, dude. He's never gonna pass any of the tests.

• 9:24Speaker 06

  Oh yeah.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  No, we're in a situation where-

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  They're never easy. Dude, they're gonna take his blood and be like, this kid-

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  It's a long war. Or it's where they went eighteen to thirty-five, right? Now they're at a, you know, okay, I'm gonna give you a Lord of the Rings- A Lord of the Rings reference, right?

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  In the Two Towers, right? They gave old men and kids swords to fight, right? We're in dire straits. So we're in a position where we're all being called in, okay?

• 9:51Andrew Santino?

  If they ran out of eighteen to thirty-fives, they're done. Now they need forty and ups.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's what I'm saying.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  You get the forty and up.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so at that point, right, I would call, write a letter to Congress and go, can I be in the same platoon as Carl- George, you're out.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  You want to be in it?

• 10:07Speaker 06

  Nah, I'm fine fighting from home.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  You know he's fleeing the country.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's a candidate.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  A hun- well, not where- where-.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  He's one of the, no, he's one of those Canada-

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  Canadian?

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  Or Mexico? You know, you could see him in Mexico.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, you know, wearing tie dye.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Just with a bandana, you know what I mean, like this? And it's like, shut the fuck up, you coward.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  Coward, dude. You coward!

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  So you'd call Congress-

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Crystals and, oh my god, you imagine this guy. Dude, in the sixties, dude, you were one of those guys.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  Patchouli boy.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, patchouli boys.

• 10:35Speaker 06

  No, my dad pulled the Adventist card to get out of Vietnam.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  Your dad did?

• 10:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  Skunk.

• 10:41Speaker 06

  He said, uh, said religious reasons can't fight, so then he was, uh, he went and just got medical tested on for the war.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  What was the-

• 10:48Speaker 06

  It was the white coats.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  What was the religion?

• 10:51Speaker 06

  Seventh Adventist.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Adventist?

• 10:53Speaker 06

  Adventist.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  Adventist and Adventist. Do you know these?

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  No. Let me ask you something. That thing that Trump, like, is there Flatfoot?

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Protestant Christian domination. Flat feet, yeah.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Flat feet.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, for that, but that's, that's back in the day. That was like back-

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  So you know what I would, to get out?

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  They just give you Dr. Scholl.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't get Flatfoot.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  I would, I would claim Flatface.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Flatface.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I would claim flat face. Could I get out, you think?

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  You're on.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I got flat face, guys.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  My friend has flat face.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  He's just not aerodynamic.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not aerodynamic, yeah.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  The wind is just gonna bounce right off of this guy.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Although, I could like camouflage myself on a wall.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Like Rambo?

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, imagine me.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  You just blend it.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Dude, bricks on me, right? And I could just stay there. I would stay there for two weeks, like this. I wouldn't even, you know, with a knife, I wouldn't even do that. I would just stay there.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Just stay steady.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you camouflage?

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  Impossible.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  In fire.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  I'd have to be a fireball.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  That is amazing.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Rambo in all mud.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, remember that?

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what I would do, but I would do it with actual brick wall.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  And they would not see me.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  How could they?

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  I saw some of the, something was showing out all like the tricks of the tunnels in Vietnam that the Vietnamese would dig. And they were super intricate.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  And how they would try to trick them to get them in or out, but what they would do is they'd try to like flood them out. A choo- choo- choo- choo tunnel.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  But look at the tunnel system that they had, and they would flood them out with water and bombs and all sorts of shit. But then, the Vietnamese had counter-active shit for the weapons that the Americans would use. So the things that they would have, they would like, it was a rope or a pole, they would pull on the pole and it would get caught in a machine. So then it would pull the soldier in with it while they were down there. And they would have rotating spikes and shit.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Or they would, could they, they'd have to crawl in backwards or like upside down, because it was headfirst. And they would fucking drown them upside down and backwards. Imagine.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  I'd be so claustrophobic.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Forget it.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  I had an MRI yesterday, I was claustrophobic. I was fucking freaking out. I hate the machine.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  And the.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  And all you hear is like, blood, one, one, one, one, one, one.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  And Ho Chi Minh is the best trail maker.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  Top trail.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Look at that girl. I'm on vacation, she's in vacation.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  You know what, it actually looks pretty solid, though.

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  I mean, yeah, structurally it is.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Structurally, yeah, yeah.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Then I would just be worried about fire or, you know what I mean?

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  Something trapping you down there? Look at that thing.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. That's so crazy.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  They created an entire network. They could like hang out.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  They had, they could sleep for days and days in those things and just hide out.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  We've never had like a, like, have, aside from like the British back in the day, you know what I mean?

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  We've never had like a country attack us, you know what I mean? I wonder what like a-

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  9/11? What do you mean? We had the fucking 9-

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not in a traditional like war where, where, where there's like troops and, you know what I mean?

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, on our soil.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  On our soil.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we haven't had war on our soil.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  I think we would destroy people, no?

• 13:46Speaker 05

  They wouldn't even get to our soil.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  I mean, even in LA, they're like, we've got MS-13, you know, we got people, don't you think?

• 13:52Andrew Santino?

  Use what we have.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think we would?

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go get the crips and stuff, blood.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bro, what the fuck, dude? You Palestinian, whatever the, you know?

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Fuck a Palestinian, bro.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Palestinian, bro? Yeah, yeah.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Or whoever, am I? What kind of Chinese are you, bro? You know what I mean? Dude, I'm me, I'm from Ralph, I'm from here. Okay, good, move over, man.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but how, who would they fight for? That's what's interesting.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  Who would these gangs fight for?

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you're fighting, if we were in a war with Mexico, we don't get the MS-13, don't we?

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  We're never gonna be in a war with Mexico.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we'll destroy.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  No, I mean, I think we would never be in a war with them.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly, so.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Those are our dogs.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  But if you were in a war with Russia, I think that most of the gangs in America would be on our side, no?

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  You say that, but like, think about it, some of those gangs have drug ties and those drug ties, they don't want the fucking federal government telling them what to do.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, you're right.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  They'd get, they'd get in bed with like the cartel and whatever government agencies they have power over.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. What a weird, in LA, imagine if we were like Red Dawn and we were attacked by, oh my god, it'd be insane.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  Where would they hit up first?

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  I would be so scared. Would you be scared?

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine if they're like, we're gonna bomb LA and they bomb downtown and you're like, nobody's down there?

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, right.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  They hit the wrong part of the city first. They're like, and then, and then we're gonna bomb North Hollywood.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no one, no one's up there.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bombs get rolled, they will, you won't kill them. They're like zombies.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  No, those are, no, no, they're undefeated.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're undefeated.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  What does that say? Is that when Newsweek thinks they're gonna, that's where the centrifuge of war would be?

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and a nuke, you're talking, this is a nuclear bomb?

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  Nuclear bomb.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, forget it.

• 15:26Speaker 05

  This would happen, but it wouldn't even hit Santa Monica.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, West Side's safe, West Side best side.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not, we're fucked, where we live?

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, we're just, yeah, no.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're fucked. We're in the fucking, center of it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 15:39Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do?

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, don't you think that that, because we're on the other side of the hill, you don't think the hill would protect us a little bit?

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  Some of it. I think the hill would would get some of like the the radiation, fog and smoke, but I think we'd still, we'd get a bad leg.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  I'm in the yellow.

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're in the.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're done, you're done. Yeah, yeah.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  You're in Los Feliz or Silver Lake?

• 15:57Speaker 05

  Los Feliz. I think I'd become a shadow.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 16:00Speaker 05

  Which is awesome.

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  You'd be, yeah, shadow, uh.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Carlos shadow.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Carlos shadow. It's just interesting.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  And his mouth is like this?

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow, that would, that would be, I mean, that was, that would be the way to, you know, I mean, destroy us, bomb.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  But that's what it says, nuclear bomb shows the impact of new gravity weapon of the biggest US cities. Wow.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's scary.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Let's hope that doesn't happen.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Let's hope it doesn't happen. Or I'm on the road.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I want to be gone.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've always imagined that, like if I was on the road and I was in LA's taken out.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Like, oh, well.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  I got two more sets tonight, so I gotta.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  It would be terrible. I mean, imagine, dude.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  They wouldn't hit LA first, though.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  You would, no, who would you worry about? You're on the road.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, my, well, my wife and my dog.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  That's number one?

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  This studio, you guys, actually. Yeah, you, you first.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, you'd be on the road, too.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'd be on the road. And then what would you do? Like, if I was, you're in Cleveland and I was like in Denver or whatever, vice versa, whatever, whatever you say. And then, um, and we would be mourning, because, you know, I would lose so many people. You would lose.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  So many people.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  And then our cell phones still worked.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  And then we, well, you think in a day we would call each other or a couple of days?

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  It's about, I don't know, see, you know, and who knows if we could get a hold of anybody?

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  You know how like they have like cell phones crash when all that stuff goes down, you know, like 9/11, no one could like call anybody and the phones are down and all that?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm just thinking hypothetically, if like the satellites aren't down and we could call, would you, I think in the, within the first 12 hours, we would text each other.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent, yeah. Right away.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Were you?

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Are you okay?

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  You good?

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  No, I would text you, are you gonna sell your house?

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  You gonna keep your house?

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  And then what we, would we, what would you, I mean, honestly, what would you do, like? Like, would the banks be working? Like, could we get money out?

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  We're done. Once it starts, it's over.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying, dude. Load up.

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  Get golden guns at your house.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  I would relapse immediately.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  I'd be there with you.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  We would meet, yeah, I would try to get to wherever, Denver.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let's meet somewhere in the middle.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Let's do heroin in Missouri.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then we'd just be heroin guys.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  Fine, whatever, who cares?

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? If that's the end, that's the end.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  I wanna go out like a, dude, I had to do my will today, this morning. I had to do like my living will.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  And when you have to decide, like, he literally was like, um, step by step, he's like, if you're, if you are in a tragic accident and your brain is in- incapacitated, right? Like, you're brain, you're brain dead, essentially. How long do you wanna be alive?

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, how long, did you say?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  I had to do it today. How long do you think I, I said?

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  Your brain?

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm brain dead, but there, but I'm, you know, in a, I'm in a vegetative state. But there's hope that I might come back, or you never, you know what I mean? But they ask you how-

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Come on.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Interesting. What do you guys think?

• 18:43Speaker 05

  Zero minutes.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Jeremy, what about you?

• 18:45Speaker 06

  Uh, one week.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  One week? George is actually right. You know why I did a week? So family could come say goodbye to you.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  But you said that there could be a possibility that you can be alive.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  There is a possibility.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Why wouldn't you give them more than a week, then?

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  Just one week. I said one week they can come say goodbye, because I don't wanna put the burden of me being in a vegetative state on other people.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  I wanna put the burden.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  I know you do.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm burden guy, yeah, yeah.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  You're ten years.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a ten-year guy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  You're ten years.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone, I want everyone to come.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  I know. What, I said one week for the family to come say goodbye, and then after that, it says drug, drug-induced disappointment.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot of money, though, that's wasted.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't want my family to have my money, so just put the money in.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, that was the next question. After all that stuff was like, who gets your funds and all this bullshit?

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  So what'd you do?

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  Well-

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Do I get any?

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  In the event, in the event that, in the-

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that smile. Do I get any?

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all, my wife gets all of it, and then in the-

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  All!

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. In the event that she's not around.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  She won't be, trust me.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  In the event that-

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  She's out.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  Let's say both of us died tragically together.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it gets, it goes to my parents, and let's say if my parents aren't alive.

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  Then it goes to my sister, and if my sister's not alive, it goes to my dog. And if my dog, no, my dog's not.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  And if you haven't eaten my dog by this point, no. It's, no, no, no, it goes to then my sister, and then after that, it goes to, uh, three or four different charities, one of which being Children's Hospital.

• 20:12Speaker 05

  They don't need the money.

• 20:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they do.

• 20:13Speaker 05

  Okay. My bad.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  Kids having cancer is the worst thing in the fucking, there is literally no greater crime the universe commits than giving children cancer.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't need my money.

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  You would never give me any of your money when you're dead, that wouldn't, you would.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  You're in my fucking will, you don't get a lot, but you're in it.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, then I'll change it. Am I really?

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  How much do I get?

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  Everyone's in it.

• 20:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, tell me how much I get.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Like 20 grand?

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you. 20 fucking grand for all I've done for you?

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  You know how much money? I have a hundred grand in the bank.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, then give me the hundred.

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  No. My mom, my brother, you, we have the same things, but I give everyone something.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  I think your mom gets all of it, and if she's not around, Steve gets all of it.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what, I, I have, everyone gets something, Abby gets some, everyone gets something.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  Abby gets something?

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  My manager, yeah, yeah.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Who do I care? I'm gonna be dead.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  That's my point.

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• 22:07Bobby Lee?

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• 22:10Andrew Santino?

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• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  And you need the space to do it.

• 22:11Andrew Santino?

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• 22:24Bobby Lee?

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• 22:38Andrew Santino?

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• 23:18Bobby Lee?

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• 23:30Andrew Santino?

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• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  I get it.

• 23:33Andrew Santino?

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• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

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• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  I probably spend like, I save like thousands of dollars a year.

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

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• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thousands.

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• 23:52Bobby Lee?

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• 23:58Andrew Santino?

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• 24:19Bobby Lee?

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• 24:26Andrew Santino?

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• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  That's my point though. That's why I'm gonna give it to a charity because what do I fucking?

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  I care!

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  No, give charity.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  We should give it away.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, can I have something of yours?

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  You actually do.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  I can't tell you.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  I think you're lying dude.

• 24:45Andrew Santino?

  No, you do get something.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Now we get to the topic of death and I'm-

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  It's not death. No, no, no. It's just a beautiful way of, you have to frame your life while you're here and they tell you, you're not young anymore. You gotta fucking set up a thing in case you go away. So in case this World War III happens in 2025 that we're in.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  But when you see like a celebrity die at 53, because I'm 53, right? You go, because I feel so young still. And you just kinda go, oh shit, it can happen at any time.

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  Ricky Henderson died, the baseball player. I know this episode will be out significantly after, but-

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  How old was he?

• 25:17Andrew Santino?

  Young dude. I think he was 63, which fucking, that fucked me up. I think he died, he died of 65.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:23Andrew Santino?

  And he died of pneumonia.

• 25:24Speaker 06

  What?

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  Which never fucking hap- maybe he had pre-existing conditions, something else?

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  So Bobby, this guy, the way you love, the way you love, uh, football player, soccer players, this guy was the man.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  For you?

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  He was the, well, I mean, he was, he didn't play for anything that I love. He was just, back in when I was a kid, he was, he was incredible. Ricky Henderson was the fucking man.

• 25:45Speaker 06

  So fast, yeah.

• 25:45Andrew Santino?

  So, and like a supreme athlete.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Literally never heard of him.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  Look at the size of his fucking legs.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Those are, those are-

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  That's big, and I'm not joking, that's bigger than your body. That's bigger than your stomach. I'm not kidding. But 65 is so young. That's what scares me.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's pretty young.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's so young. You're, you're 50-

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, how was, how old was Bob, Saget?

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, Bob was a tragic accident.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but how old was he?

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  I think he was in his mid 50s or late 50s. 50-

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  It was 60s.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  He was 60?

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  65.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That, that, that fucked me up.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, that was a horrible accident that should have never happened.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that fucked me-

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  So that, he would have lived significantly longer. He wasn't sick or anything. That was just a bad accident.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  What a good guy. Anyway, um-

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  No more death.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  No more, let's not talk about death anymore. Let's talk about life.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Let's talk about the birth of life. Let's talk about a birth of life. The ancient big head people. Scientists uncover a lost human in Asia with an abnormally large skull that lived alongside Homo sapiens 100,000-

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  They're called Asians. What are you talking about?

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Big head people. That's what they did. That's just what they call-

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Just call them Asians, dude.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Is that what they just called him? Big head people?

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Look at how, okay, well, how big is it? From that photo, I can't tell.

• 26:52Speaker 05

  This is what they, like a mock-up of them.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  He looks, what the fuck?

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  That looks like, what's his name who works at the store?

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  But is that why Koreans have such big heads because they intermingled a little bit? Yeah, that's right.

• 27:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. There is a, um, I don't know what the people are called in, in Korea or in Japan, but there was this, there's a type of people that were, they didn't look Asian, but they're mixed with Asians and that's why Japanese people look the way they do.

• 27:19Speaker 05

  It's nicotine.

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 27:21Speaker 05

  I'm not vaping weed at work.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  Dude, we don't know anymore.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  We don't know anymore.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  We don't know.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  We know.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  No, we know.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  We know.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  How about that? How about we know?

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we know.

• 27:29Speaker 05

  Bro, I'm not smoking weed at work. They're like vape, whenever you've seen me vape.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  You're smoking weed outside of work now.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  I'm not vaping weed or anything like that. I'm not, dude.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  What's the truth?

• 27:39Speaker 05

  The truth is that.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  But did you take something last week?

• 27:43Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 27:46Speaker 05

  Oh, at bat, here at work?

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  I, dude, I'd never come to work high.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  But you do it off of work?

• 27:54Speaker 05

  I have.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 27:55Speaker 05

  A little bit.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 27:56Speaker 05

  But I'm not like.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Because when I saw you in that alleyway, when I saw you in the alleyway.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  You did look stoned.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  You looked stoned, dude.

• 28:02Speaker 05

  When?

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  When I caught you in the alleyway.

• 28:04Speaker 05

  Dude, that was a whole.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Were you not high?

• 28:06Speaker 05

  I was not high that night.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 28:08Speaker 05

  I was embarrassed because I was with a girl.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, there was something going on.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, you were embarrassed you were with a girl? That's.

• 28:12Speaker 05

  No.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  No, there was a girl and a guy.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they were doing some sort of trick, like some sexual three-way and I was.

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Did you have a threesome?

• 28:20Speaker 05

  No, I didn't, but I was embarrassed Bobby caught me like striking out with a girl.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, that's kind of funny.

• 28:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  But, but.

• 28:27Speaker 05

  I didn't bring, like, you've never seen me vape weed in Australia here, ever, never.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Did you, did you hook up with the guy and not the girl?

• 28:35Speaker 05

  No, but he was like more interested in like talking to me. It was weird.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  What is with you?

• 28:41Speaker 05

  He DM'd me later.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 28:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 28:45Speaker 05

  Yeah. I watched this reality show this weekend and I only related to the gay men on it.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um, what's going on?

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  What's it called?

• 28:53Speaker 05

  Mexican Dynasties. I loved it.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  Have I seen this? Have we seen this? Mexican Dynasties?

• 28:58Speaker 05

  Mexican reality show. It's so good about rich people in Mexico City.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  We, now I have to watch that.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Because rich Mexicans are my favorite.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  They're my favorite. Yeah, yeah. Great restaurants in Mexico City, I hear.

• 29:11Speaker 05

  I mean, I ate at McDonald's.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Is that the people, what, the Juman, right? What are they called?

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  Juman. Joman, Joman.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Joman, Joman people.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  Joman people.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  So they, at one point, they look like a Spanish midfield soccer player. Okay? And then they mixed it with, you know what I mean, a regular age.

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then the Japanese occurred, but at one point, they look like that.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  See, it's interesting when people, it is funny when the more mixing there is as time has gone on.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Like Tiger Woods, look at his kids. He just plays, playing in this thing with his son, obviously.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Let me see what Tiger Woods looks like.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  But he's, he's got a daughter and a son, but it's like you couldn't tell what that kid is. You'd have no idea what that kid is.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the kid, Islander. They always look Hawaiian.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  Pacific Islander.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  At the end of the day, when you mix enough, they're Hawaiian.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  What are you, Hawaiian?

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  You know who's cute? Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti's kid. There's no photo? I did see a photo, I mean, it was through a text or something. He was like, really cute, like handsome almost.

• 30:08Andrew Santino?

  That's a big thing, people now, celebrities, they put their kids up on the internet, but they cover their face with like a smiley face or like an ice cream cone. It's weird. Why then, then why even have the photo itself?

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean? Like, why put up the pic? If you don't want to have your family on there, don't put them on there, but then why put them on there and then cover up their face? That seems so strange. It's like, just do it or don't do it.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Do you, like, I miss Jordan. Do you ever miss people?

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, I don't know him, I don't miss him because I don't know him. I miss, uh...

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  I used to hang out with him every day for so long, and then I just kind of miss him.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, I stayed on the phone last night with Jay Larson for like an hour.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  Because the store...

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  I love that guy so much.

• 30:46Andrew Santino?

  He's the best, dude.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  So funny. And dude, we called each other because it was like the old days. The hallway was like...

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I saw you, that was good.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  It just felt like the old...

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  It felt like the old days.

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  The old days.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  And so Jay called me and he, and I, or I called Jay, and we both said the same thing. I was like, dude, that felt like it used to feel when it was like, I don't know, when the store had people coming and going more and everyone was finally in town.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  That was fun, yeah.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  It was great.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a fun, yeah.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  But I miss, there are some guys that I miss.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I want to, can you be completely honest with me because, um...

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  You did great last night.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't going to say anything.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  But, um...

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll just get it out of the way. When I walked into the improv and I saw you in the dark.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  I got the vibe of you going, "Get away from me." Was that true?

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  No, you know better.

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm being real.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  When, when have I ever done that?

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  You were sitting there on your phone, you look up at me, I look at you, and then you went back into your phone and I just left the room.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  That's what happened.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, but I did, because it was quiet in the room. But if, when I see you at the store, we always say, "What do you mean?"

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  No, I'll tell you what it really was, is I was in the-

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  You're back.

• 31:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was in the middle of a little pain, little pain moment. And I was sitting there in pain until the, until the drugs kicked in.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  That was a good, fun improv spot.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  It was great.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  I thought they were good.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they were very good.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  They were very good, except, uh, that girl who left in your set, also left in my set.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  I hate that.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing?

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that, I, I, in the middle of a setup, you don't go, you don't stand up in the front row.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  And leave. I have to say something.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Where are you going?

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Where the fuck are you going right now?

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  Right now?

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  Right now?

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There's, there's, there's an obvious piss break, which is when the host goes up.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  And brings people on. That's your way out.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  In between comics.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Or, or-

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  Sit it out, and in the middle of the set, it's a joke, joke, joke, and then when there's a little break between jokes, then get up and get out as fast as you can. But not when you're like in the middle of a setup.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  It's like right when you're starting to tell a joke and someone's like, and they get, and you're like, "I wouldn't do it."

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  Because then everybody goes, "What's that guy doing? Is he gonna?"

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  "Where's he headed to?"

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  In the main room, something happened where I, I told one joke that I knew that some people aren't gonna like. And then I looked to my left and these two girls were so tuned out at me. I stopped the show and I look at them and go, "Ah, you guys are tuned out." And one girl did this, and this isn't even fun, I don't know what she was doing. She just goes like that, she goes-

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she showed your feet?

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  And put her feet in my face.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  With two feet coming up.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  I go, "What the fuck is that?" And I just walked to the other side of the stage. I go, "That's fucking weird." I've never seen that before in my life. What the fuck are you doing? It was almost like. Fuck you.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, double fuck.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Double fuck with my feet. Yeah, yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna ask you another thing. Is have you ever had this happen? You're at a club, comedy club.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  There's a woman there.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Very attractive.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  But there's crazy in their eyes. And so then you have to, and she was like, she, you know, and I can tell that when she gave me a hug, it was like her chest into me and that she wouldn't let go.

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  She was gonna kill you.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I, and I, and she goes. She looks at me, she's like, what are we doing? And I go, oh no, I'm seeing somebody.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she was looking to.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because Carlos, have you ever met anybody that you're like, I think it's crazy? And I can't do it? Or do you do it?

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  He goes for it.

• 34:09Speaker 05

  Sixty forty. Like, when I was younger, I would do it more. Now I try not to, but also fail. So I usually.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a hundred percent fail. For you.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I usually.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do sixty forty. Don't do sixty forty.

• 34:20Speaker 05

  I know, I try.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  How about you?

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  When I see people with crazy eyes.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, crazy eyes.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  Immediately, I run for the fucking hills.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  She was hot, but crazy eyes.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the hot ones do have crazy eyes.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:30Speaker 05

  But if she's hot.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's like, I, I, I understand that. I was, I, it was a, it was a dilemma.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  You did the right thing.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  I think so, because you don't want crazy eyes in the morning.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  She's like, I moved in.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  I know. Yeah, that's what I mean.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  That's my U-Haul.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  I figured that's okay.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, when they say crazy things, like, I make fresh pasta. From scratch.

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, see, I'm intrigued.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  You are?

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  No, fresh pasta, I'm into. Fresh pasta?

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  You're third line in?

• 34:58Andrew Santino?

  I make.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm, you know what I mean? I'm Candace, right?

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Candace.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  I live in LA.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  I make fresh pasta.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  From scratch. That's crazy.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  I would love fresh pasta.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, third in, you're fine.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Fresh pasta? She didn't say I like hand pluck goose feathers. She's not like, I fucking kill geese in my backyard.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  It's some arbitrary, like, information that, like, shouldn't be in the third thing.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  As long as the arbitrary information is something cool. Like, I make something neat. I do an artistic thing that's cool. But if she said like.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna say something.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Hi, how are you?

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  My name is Lisbon.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Lisbon.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  I live in Burbank.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, great, yeah, I know Burbank, yeah.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  And you know the end of lamp fixtures? I suck on those.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Crazy?

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  (laughing)

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  I have so many lamps in my house.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  You like that.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  My house is filled with lamps.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  So that's not nuts to you?

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Not at all.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  Hi, hey, hi.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  Hey Bobby, I'm such a big fan.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  What's your name?

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  Shandela.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Shandela?

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  Shandela.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  Like chandelier and Andrea, Shandela.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hi Shandela.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  That's my mom was a chandelier, uh, salesperson.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  My dad's name was Andrea.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What's the arbitrary thing?

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  My name is Shandela.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  I live on the west side.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  I live by Santa Monica, it's, it's...

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know what the west side, I know what the west side.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  If we have a nuclear bomb, it won't get to us.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  (laughing) I have Google.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  Do you know that?

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  I floss my teeth with my own hair. I just want to let you know that.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  (laughing) Yeah, yeah.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  What do you say?

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  That's fine.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  That wouldn't turn you off?

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't think that would turn me off.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  She takes her hair, flosses her teeth, puts it back.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, that, like, when women do that...

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't turn you off?

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  That turns you off?

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  If she would use her hair to floss her teeth...

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  That turns you off. Me too, then.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  Way more than...

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  (laughing) Me too, then.

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  Maybe...

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  (laughing)

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  More than sucking on a lamp fucking thing?

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, I think that's pretty normal.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  If you floss with your hair and then put your hair back like it never happened? And, this is every day.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what about this, when a pee, uh, I had a girl... We were taking a shower together and she peed in the shower.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  I love that.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  Pee on me.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you know what, and I'm, and I'm fine with that, oh, but when I poo in the bathtub?

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  Insane.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  It's...

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Armageddon!

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  It is, it should be.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, whoa, you could do that and I can't shit when I'm taking a bath?

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Two different things.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  They are?

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, completely.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  You know that.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, um...

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Hi.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  What, hi?

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm Cassette.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Like, like a tape cassette?

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what that is, I'm 25.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hey Cassette.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Hi, I'm such a big fan of Bad Friends.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you, Cassette.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I got a, um, another set to do.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  I, I live in Venice, do you want to come over to my house?

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  You, what, what, on what street? Lincoln?

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  Wayward.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know where, yeah, yeah, very specific, I like, nice.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  I collect dead pigeons. I embalm them and my house is filled with them.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  You're a taxidermy?

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  (laughing) What do you call it?

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  I call it just pigeon girl, I'm pigeon girl.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  (laughing) Oh, yeah, I'm out.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm fucking out, then.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  I have huge tits.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what else?

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  And I love Korean men.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  That's a win. Well, third thing, and then I'm in. Give me one good one.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  I homemade, I make homemade pasta.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm out.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if she, okay, I wanna say, if she looked like Margot Robbie.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Hot.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  So hot.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Hot, so hot, right?

• 38:30Andrew Santino?

  God, she's so beautiful.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  And she had crazy eyes.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? The floss would be fine. I think the pasta would be fine.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  Pasta's obviously fine.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fine.

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  Dead pigeons all over the house. Taxidermy pigeons.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  I think dead pigeons would be fine, too.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  If it's Margot Robbie.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Margot Robbie. What about you? If you were not with your wife?

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  I would have to get in and get out. I'd be like, look, let's hang out once, but if you start with pigeons, where else does it go? But you'd have to wear a condom. With the pigeon lady?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  What if, I mean, this is what happens. Cause you know what Trisha Paytas said?

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  You knock up a pigeon lady?

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know how there are women at Hollywood clubs that seek celebrities to get impregnated by them?

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of those.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  I know, you gotta be careful. You're out there fucking hanging out, having fun, being single, and it's like, you never know, some girl could be Miss Lee.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what I do is I do, um,

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  edging. And I edge, and I don't come. Do you do that?

• 39:25Speaker 05

  I have.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you know edging still leaks a little bit.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  Your pipes aren't closed anymore.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Why's it leak?

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  Because you're, we're getting older, you're gonna leak.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  Like after you go to the bathroom, after you take a piss. You piss your pants a little bit afterwards.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  We all do.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  But as you get older, it gets worse. My dad sometimes will piss his actual pants.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it does.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  He'll just piss his pants.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  He'll be like, oh, god damn it.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know how-

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  He'll be a spot like this big.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  You know how, have you ever caught me smelling my penis?

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  You've never caught me doing, have you caught me doing that?

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Smelling it?

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  You've caught me, George, right?

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'll do is, and it's quick. I'll just go.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I've seen you do that.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  You've seen me do that, right?

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  It's because of the leaking.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you wanna make sure you're not leaking too much?

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  You leak, don't you, Carlos?

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, those pipes leaked. George leaks for sure.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  So when my brother was 12 years old, he had a neighborhood kid, this Jewish kid that came over. And my brother had a Casio keyboard that my parents had bought him for his birthday.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  And when my dad took naps, right? If you made, if a feather fell on the ground, forget it. It's the incredible, the yellow Incredible Hulk. It's like, you know what I mean? All right, so my brother was playing keyboards, right? My dad took naps naked.

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  So this is broad daylight on a Saturday, right? My dad walks into my brother's room completely naked, right? My dad, he takes the keyboard and smashes it on my brother's back. Keys are flying out, right? But when he turned around, my brother and his friend laughed because what did they see?

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Your dad's little Korean penis.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  No, he turned around, leaving the room.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, his ass?

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  The Korean kite. My dad used to sleep with a bunch of toilet paper jammed in his butthole. And the fucking toilet paper would be sticking out. He'd look like a Korean kite, right? Shopify, if you don't have Shopify, you're sinking deep.

• 41:30Andrew Santino?

  You're sinking down.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

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• 41:45Andrew Santino?

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• 42:08Bobby Lee?

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• 42:22Andrew Santino?

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• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  That's Shopify.com/badfriends. Manscaped, we like you just the way you are. But let's be real.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  Let's be real about it.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  There's always room for a little upgrade, especially in the grooming department.

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

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• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  And let's leave the hibernation mode behind with the Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra. And don't need all that extra hair down there to stay warm.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy had too much hair, so he used Manscaped's Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra. Your balls, make them your new best friend. It cuts through the New Year's forest with ease. They got two skin-safe blade heads for a fresh start. I love it. I use it in the shower. It's waterproof. It's got a little light on there and you can yin-yin without nicking your nuts. Start stacking those new habits now and head over to manscaped.com and join over 11 million men worldwide who trust Manscaped. Use the code BADFRIENDS for 20% off plus free shipping.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

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• 43:54Andrew Santino?

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• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BADFRIENDS at manscaped.com.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  That's manscaped.com code BADFRIENDS.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. Look, I moved into a new neighborhood. I needed Zocdoc ba-ba-ba-bad because I wanted to find a new doctor and dentist to get my new pearly whites. And the best part is they filter through to find in-network doctors for you. With over 100,000 doctors across all specialties, they got you covered.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  You can also filter based on specific preferences, Andrew. Whether that's looking for a male doctor, speaks a specific language, has availability that fits with your work schedule, or has an opening in the next day or so.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, once you find the right doctor, you can see their actual appointment openings, choose a time slot that works for you, and click to instantly book a visit. And here's the best part. Appointments made through Zocdoc can also happen fast. Typically, within just 24 to 72 hours of booking. You can even score same-day appointments, and I did that myself.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  Stop putting off those doctors' appointments and go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  That's Z-O-C-D-O-C.com/badfriends. Zocdoc.com/badfriends.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends!

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  And the reason why I didn't know until now I know my age. And I have to stick toilet paper back there.

• 45:26Andrew Santino?

  Why, you leak or something?

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  There's a little bit of leakage sometimes.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  At night? Or just when you-

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  24/7.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  When you sleep, right now. You have TP up-

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm on Ozempic right now, so it clogs it up.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  But in just regular, sometimes.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I have to like, and what I do is, I don't know if you know that, noticed, I don't know why I'm revealing this, this is so disgusting.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm already giving it to you.

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, go.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay? This is so disgusting. I don't even know if I should say this, but I'm gonna do it. Fuck it, I don't care. But it's like, um, if you notice, I work, I have bottles of cologne on me.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  All the time.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  In your car.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  And have wet naps.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  On the go.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  So this is an emergency kit. So what I do is, at the LAX or whatever, right?

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  Dude, when we're traveling, that's what you're doing. You go wipe off the leak and spray, spray, spray?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  I spray-

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  On the pad.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  On the fucking-

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Wet, wet ones?

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  I've smelled it.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? Then I do a thing, right? Just in case.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  Just in case.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  There's leakage, yeah. You don't have emergency things like that? Anybody in the room, please back me up, anybody?

• 46:26Speaker 05

  We're not over 50.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  No, it's just, I think it's, I think that's hereditary. I think that's your family. I think it's your dad.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so my dad, um, I think I'm a Korean kite as well.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  You should start walking around with it in there, just in case.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My dad used to...

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  Dude, one time, man. My dad, my dad, my mom fucked up on rice.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  She fucked up rice?

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  When Koreans fuck up rice, people get mad.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  That's divorce.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  That's how, that's how marriages end.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  So, the dry, why, why, rice was way too dry.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  So, my brother and I, my mom and dad were at the dinner table. And my dad, and you know, you know, um, Korean food, what's the great thing about Korean food when it comes, when you're at a Korean restaurant? All the little.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  Little, the little sides, yeah.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hundred, so, you know, my mom did the same thing. There was like fifteen little tiny, you know what I mean?

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  No, I love that.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  It's the best, right?

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  And the little grill on the table, right?

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Snacks on the go.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  And then the, the rice was a little too dry. And once I took the bite of the rice, my mind went, oh, oh, no! Dry rice, dry rice, right, right? My dad took the table and threw it into the ceiling. And all the ponchon stuck to the ceiling. And it rained kimchi, right? No, I'm not kidding you, dude. And it was like, oh, my mom was running from my dad. It was insane.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  Kimchi rain.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  So, if you're Korean, don't make the dry, make it perfect, the rice.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  Make the rice perfect.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  See, my parents.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  There was so much trauma.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  My parents never cooked. My mom wasn't a big cook. My dad's favorite meal of my mom's is called burnt chicken.

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  It's called burnt chicken.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  No sauce?

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  No, there's a fuckload of sauce.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  Everything is sauce.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  What kind of sauce?

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  She does like a, she does like a homemade, it's like a honey barbecue with, it's got a homemade barbecue with a, a, a teriyaki base, you know? It's like a teriyaki base.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a good, that's a good.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  But it's burned chicken.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  It's chicken that they burned.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Did you ever do Hungry Man?

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  The Hungry Man meals?

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the frozen meals.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Every meal.

• 48:27Andrew Santino?

  Love those.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My favorite thing of the Hungry Man meal is that little dessert section.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Like the apple, yeah, the brownie or apple thing or whatever. Oh, it's the best.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  You never did Hungry Mans?

• 48:37Speaker 05

  No, I've done it before. I know the.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Your parents did doctors. He didn't have to do that, so.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  Doctors fed you.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  No, I had it in LA.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  What, what, my favorite was turkey and the little stuffing, gravy one with the mashed potatoes.

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Green peas and then the little. That's a Hungry Man one.

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  I thought it was a Hungry Man.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  And there's, I just don't do frozen pasta. Do you do that?

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  In college, I did sell a lot of bag of Stouffer's. You know, the Stouffer's meals?

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  I used to do those. And one time I was visiting my buddy Tyler in DC and I had a late night flight and it was storming outside, storming. And Tyler and I, you know, we used to get high together all the time. It's how we met in high school, smoking weed at lunch. And I have a late night flight. He makes one of those Stouffer's, look at the Stouffer's two for one pasta bags. He makes one of these Stouffer's late night pasta bags, right? One of those right there. That bag, it's a bag, right? Exactly. Like grilled Asiago chicken, right? So he grills up one of these things, you know, feeds me before I catch my flight. We're in college. And I'm sitting there and I go to the bathroom and I'm like feeling kinda out of it. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  I go back and sit down and I'm like feeling funky and I'm already kind of anxious because it's a, it's a midnight flight or whatever, pouring down rain. And he goes, are you stoned? I go, what? I'm not stoned. Do you feel stoned? I go, why? He goes, I put a huge chunk of weed butter in the Stouffer's skillets. I was like, wait, are you serious? He goes, oh yeah, I put a fuckload in there. He's like, I figured it'd be good for your flight. I was like, no, bad, bad, bad.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Did you get high?

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  So fucking high. I was so.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Were you mad?

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  I was, no, I couldn't be mad. I was scared.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  I was like, how am I gonna get to the airport? How am I gonna get home? He's like, oh, what do you mean? You'll catch a cab. You'll be fine. Don't worry about it. Panic.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if somebody did that to me now.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sober?

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll be, yeah.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  A free one.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, I got way too high.

• 50:22Speaker 05

  Should I do it? It's a surprise?

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  No, fuck you.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  No, but no, no, because now it's not.

• 50:26Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Idiot.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  If I eat a bowl of pasta you gave me, there's no way. I would know secretly that you did it.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  Imagine you dose his pasta, but because of Ozempic, he can't finish it. Never even gets high.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  I know. Wow.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Dude, so many of our friends are on Ozempic.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy how many people are talking to me about it, or whatever the other one is that you're on.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  We go, there's a bunch of different ones.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  The amount of people, and I can't name names, it's not my business to say, but the amount of people that have told me privately are on it.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  So many.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm blowing my mind. I feel like I, it's like a thing. It's almost like a thing I'm finding out that, you know, when you find out as you get older, something your parents did that you're like, everybody did that?

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  Your parents are like, yeah, we just didn't, don't worry about it. Shut up. I had, like, I had no idea that many people took this shit.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  It really does work though. It's I can't believe it.

• 51:11Andrew Santino?

  I know I can believe it. It's it's what it's you know, it's supposed to help people stop fucking eating and it's working.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Like you've when it because I've been taking this girl out to BLVD.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  They guys, yeah.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  And even me, you know what I ordered there? I go, give me as my meal, I get the three sauteed shrimp. It's so good.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  They are so good.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I'll get some, um, you know, halibut, um, ceviche, you know, right?

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  And that's it. And that's all night. That's the only thing I'll eat.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  You won't even have a piece of steak?

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  What? No.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  She ate a fucking tomahawk like this.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  No dessert?

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  No dessert?

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Nothing. That's I can't get anything else in.

• 51:53Speaker 05

  That's incredible.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  You eat it. You're like, I'm done. I can't. I'm about to vomit.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  God, this is amazing.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  It is amazing.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  And then you don't get like, um, hunger pains at night.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  What about? Yeah. In the middle of the night?

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I do is eat cereal.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  In the middle of the night?

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I'll eat either. My favorite is I love Golden Grahams.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, gee, geez.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Right? I like cinnamon life.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  I like cinnamon life.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Cinnamon life, my friend.

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's why you like it.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Because the milk is phenomenal. I want to do cinnamon life and just bottle that milk afterwards.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  That's dude, you're so smart. You're a bright guy.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Why don't they do that?

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  It's what's your least favorite cereal? This is easy.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's so easy. Captain Crunch.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Because it cuts your tongue and your mouth.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  I hate the flavor, everything about it.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  But the peanut butter Captain Crunch is pretty good.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  I can't eat it. I hate it.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  What about like boo berries?

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Hate it.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to tell you right now what I like.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Count Chocula.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Is that like fruity pebbles?

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  No, Count Chocula is like an iteration of Captain Crunch.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Hate it.

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Fruity Pebbles.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Anything fruity pebbly I like. I don't like that.

• 52:50Speaker 06

  Uh, do you like anything that doesn't come with a toy?

• 52:56Speaker 06

  Just make it up for Andres being gone.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, you're doing a great job because he's just as shitty as you. That's the same bomb.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  That, that, that, that, that, that makes me mad. That, that right there is ruined it all for me.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  No, let's keep moving.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay, cocoa pebbles is the same as fruity.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  I like the, I like anything pebbly.

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  You are a pebble guy.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm a pebble guy and then also, okay, so.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, Fruit Loops.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't like Loops.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  So, Apple Jacks are out then?

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm out.

• 53:24Andrew Santino?

  Wow, that's crazy. Apple Jacks are so good.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Here, what I do like, I like, um, the fro- the frosted mini wheats.

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, okay, first of all.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  It absorbs the milk.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  It's great.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  It's the best.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  They need more frosting.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I like the one side.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  The frosting should go all the way around.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  That's not true at all!

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Frosting should go all the way around.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  It's too much, it's too much, it's too much.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  No, you're, then you're eating just shredded wheats. Because by the way, sometimes the, I'll say this, listen up.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Dude, those things are the best.

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  Listen up, Kellogg's.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what pisses me off about frosted mini wheats. Lately, they've been skimping on the frost. A lot of times I'll see a mini wheat there, the whole thing, the whole one side isn't frosted. It'll be a little piece of frost.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Look at that long piece of fucking.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes you gotta double down.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna double one.

• 54:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I love that.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  And I suck it like this.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, I know you do. So, and I've talked about this before, I think, I don't know where, but, and I've had the campaign

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  because in the late seventies, early eighties.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Um, there was one thing that was the greatest thing ever made. It was the greatest thing ever made. It's what I survived on. I, if I think about it today, my mouth waters.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Alright, give me the initials, I can guess it.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  You're never gonna guess it.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  Give me the initials.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I'll just say carnation.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, instant, the instant breakfast?

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  No. In the early eighties, there was a carnation breakfast bar.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you told us about this.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  Right, the breakfast bar.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  And they stopped making it. And if you go online, people still want the recipe.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  I remember this thing.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is, the, was the greatest breakfast thing. The way it.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Sell a part of your mouth.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  The crunch, the crunch, the crumble.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  Everything about it. I would take, I would buy fifteen boxes at the fucking thing.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Is Carnation still a company? Look that up. Do they still exist?

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they are.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  They do?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  But they don't make those bars anymore.

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  Somebody owns them now.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Somebody's gotta remake that.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  Why don't we fucking, we should do Bad Friends Carnation breakfast bars. Who owns Carnation now? Look that up.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Nestle.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they do?

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Nestle. Parent company. Frasier and Neve and Carnation.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  I think people have tried online. I've read on Reddit and stuff. People try to make it. I don't think they've, I think they've failed. There's something magical about it.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, the magic is gone.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  It's gone.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Isn't it funny when you find out who owns something? Like, the other day I looked up JetBlue, because I was like, they were booking me on a JetBlue flight, because I gotta fly for this gig. And I was like, oh yeah, JetBlue. And then look who owns JetBlue, by the way. Because I was looking up what the...

• 55:44Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, before you get to it. I was looking up what the flight stat, like, are they owned by United? It was like, they had a partnership, right? That's what I was looking for, for their points or whatever. And then I accidentally looked up, who owns it? Zoom in, look at this. BlackRock, Vanguard. BlackRock, dude.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who that is.

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  One of the largest fucking, like, venture capital conglomerate. They own the world.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  They're probably the fucking, they're probably the biggest purveyors of, like, war. BlackRock is basically fucking, I mean, they make everything. Look what they own. As of December, BlackRock's market cap net worth is a hundred and fifty-nine billion dollars. The world's largest money management firm. They own everything.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:25Speaker 05

  They have eleven point five trillion.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  Trillion in assets, which means they, which means they're...

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Trillion.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because they're military. They make military.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Trillion.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh yeah. Big T.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, imagine me, what would you do if you were a trillionaire?

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  You'd never see me again.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. You'd see me.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  On everything.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  Put yourself on billboards all up and down.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Clouds. The clouds would be my face.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  You'd set a cloud seating?

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  You would look up, all the clouds would be.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Ah, they're Bobby seating again.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  So fucking rad.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Private military companies, Blackwater.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:58Andrew Santino?

  Blackrock, not Blackwater. That's Blackwater, right?

• 57:01Speaker 05

  No, but Blackrock does military contracting.

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they do contracting, right. Trillion. Well, dude, you saw what happened the other day to fucking Elon Musk, right?

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Since Trump's election, he made forty billion dollars?

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Because of, uh, because of his stock options and everything like that, shot through the roof. Between X, SpaceX, uh, X, Tesla, four hundred and thirty-nine billion. Four hundred and thirty-nine.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Billion.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Billion dollars. Billion dollars.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look at that, Jeff Bezos, two thirty, two thirty-seven, nice try, bitch.

• 57:35Speaker 05

  He's getting married.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Who is?

• 57:37Speaker 05

  Bezos.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  He's getting married?

• 57:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, in Aspen, I think, uh, this weekend.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Are you going? Did you get invited?

• 57:43Speaker 05

  No, no, surprised you're not.

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  We should all get invited for how many, but Amazon, my house is an Amazon fucking factory. The amount of shit my wife gets up from Amazon? Comical. No, it's honestly, at this point, the fucking driver the other day goes, back again.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  Back again, that's what he says.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Is she addicted? I'm addicted. Is she addicted?

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  She's bad addicted.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, what's she get, like?

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  Just bullshit. It's all bullshit for the house. It's, it's like, it's stuff, it's small stuff for the house.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  And you don't yell at her ever?

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  No, why? Who gives a fuck?

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  So if she-

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  It's just funny to me. I'm like, more shit?

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Wait, so does she say to you? Does she say, you know, I spent forty-two hundred dollars this week?

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  No, she doesn't spend that. It's not like that. It's just small stuff.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she, she, she, she doesn't have to go to you and go, hey, I spent this.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  No, why?

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's great. What a great dad, a brother, husband.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Dad, brother, husband? What a great dad, brother, husband.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  You know, some, some guys are like that, like, hey, sweet, I wanna see the receipts or, you know what I mean?

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  No, cuz she's not buying crazy shit. She's just buying like, she's-

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  So if she did spend like twenty-two, twenty-two thousand dollars on something, would she tell you?

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'd have to have a conversation. Twenty-two thousand dollars? I'd be like, what was it?

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  What was it? Did you buy?

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  My heels.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  Baby, you bought twenty-two thousand dollar high heels?

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I bought like fourteen of them. That led up to twenty-two thousand, so don't yell at me.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  No, well, I am.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  That's a lot of money. Why are we spending twenty-two thousand dollars on shoes?

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  I like them.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  I know that you like them, but could you get less than fourteen?

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  You need them?

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  You promise?

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  All right, it's fine.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  And you're fine with it?

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  I guess if you say you need them. What am I gonna do if you say you need them? What am I gonna, what am I gonna say?

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  Because then it's like, then I want to go buy something fun for me and, because she could be like, why do you want that car? I really love cars. What's the justification?

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  We all have our bullshit that the, our partner could go, well, that's stupid as fuck.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, it probably is.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  Shoes are dumb, clothes are dumb, cars are dumb, toys are dumb, but like, I want, we want them, so fuck it.

• 59:38Bobby Lee?

  Guess what the number one thing I buy off of TikTok and Instagram, and I get something every week?

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Sex toys.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:46Speaker 05

  Pants.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  Shoes.

• 59:47Speaker 06

  Slides.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  What's a slide mean?

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Sandals, flip flops, he's right.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh.

• 59:51Speaker 06

  Comfy sandals.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, uh, um, a thing for the, a thing for the cats.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  I fuck.

• 59:57Speaker 06

  Oh, I did that and it never came. I was so mad.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  Thing for the cats, you know why?

• 1:00:01Speaker 06

  Then I bought it on Amazon, the same thing, and the cat didn't even play with it.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  That's why, that's why you have to buy a lot.

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  You gotta buy, you gotta buy more.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  I buy everything. A bird, a mechanical bird, right? Right? You charge it, right? And the cat just kind of walked by it. They don't give a fuck, dude.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  You gotta keep trying.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I keep trying. I bought a scratching post that looked like an Asian temple.

• 1:00:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, cute.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  It's right outside my, when I left the house today, the box was there, so I'm gonna assemble it when I get back.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  That's cute.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, stuff for the animal. I'll buy anything for the dog. I don't give a shit.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  But when I say she, if she spent, like, look, if she had a problem, if it was bad and she spent too much money where it was like scary, yeah, we'd have a conversation about it, but you know what I mean? It would have to be like, what the fuck's going on? But that was the thing I think about sometimes, like, you hear these stories later in life, people that are like, the spouse was spending crazy money and they didn't know.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean? Like, you know, those fucked up stories where they're like, they had a gambling addiction and they were, you know?

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  What happened? No, sometimes. The wife is so in debt and she's hiding it from the husband.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. She kills the husband?

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  I've seen a couple of those.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen a couple of those?

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  They kill him because they don't want to have to tell him.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  You'd rather kill me than tell me we're in debt?

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  Fucking tell me.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Or the worst.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  And then what happens when you tell me that we're in debt?

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Yo.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Then I kill you.

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  But, or what would you do if you found out that your wife? Put a hit on you? I've seen a couple of those too.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  It turned me on a little bit.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  But how, that would destroy me.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  It'd be kinda hot though at first. You'd wanna fuck it out.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  Cause you'd be like, you tried to fucking kill me?

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I forgive you, but we gotta fuck a lot.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  We gotta fuck a lot, dude.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  If, if, if I found out my wife put a hit on on me, it'd be kinda, it would turn me on for the creativity.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda rad. Where'd you find these guys?

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  It's divorce though.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  That'd be real.

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  Might be fight to the death.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How about you?

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  How about you do it?

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  George?

• 1:01:56Speaker 06

  Oh, I'd just move away. I'd hide.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  Would you get divorced though?

• 1:01:59Speaker 06

  No, I wouldn't even, I would not pass go. I'd just be, I'd be in the middle of Montana.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:03Speaker 06

  Glacier National Park.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  What, your kids though?

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  Kids? What kids? He's gone.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  You would take the kids?

• 1:02:10Speaker 06

  If I had time, but if they, if they were daycare, I'd just be gone. First Greyhound out of town.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  What a man.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what it is.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  You're a real man, dude.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't want his kids or his wife. He's gone. This guy's dreaming of the mountains in his mind. He wants to run over by a little river.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  But do you have enough to survive in the ma-? I mean, yeah, but you're like, you know, Ted Kaczynski or whatever that guy's.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. He was poor. That was his real problem.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:30Speaker 06

  That he didn't get any. I listened to a whole.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that his name Ted Kaczynski?

• 1:02:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Unabomber, right?

• 1:02:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Him and his brother were real weirdos.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you would wear, I'd have a beard.

• 1:02:38Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  You'd be like making things in the fucking shed.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Make his own clothes.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. You'd be so weird.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, what would you do if your significant other put a hit on on you?

• 1:02:47Speaker 05

  Oh, I'd call the FBI and.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Snitch. Fucking rat. Snitch. Brat.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  No, fuck her. I, oh, getting divorced is like a cheat code.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  I would.

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  Oh, now I get to be single.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  I'd slowly poison her.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  Oh, I like.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  If I find out she was, to put a hit on me, I'd slowly poison.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  So I saw one where a girl gets caught. Now, she's in the cops and they, they confront her. They go, "We know. We have it all on tape."

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  It's awful.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the husband's there.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then the cop opens the door, the husband's there, and she goes, Tommy, come here, just come here. Let's talk.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Come here, Tommy.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Seriously, what the fuck is going on, Tommy? Tommy's like, fuck off, right?

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  But it's like, what do you think is gonna happen, lady?

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but she probably was trying to manipulate him. That's, by the way, she's probably, she's probably good, master manipulator. She's probably a sociopath and she probably thinks, uh, there's, I didn't do anything wrong.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  She wasn't doing that hot!

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  If you're gonna kill me, you better be hot.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  You better be hot.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  You better be so hot.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Margot Robbie.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you better, Margot, fuck, kill me.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  Hey, uh.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Hey, uh, uh, Sydney Sweeney, murder me.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Murder me, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  Slit my throat in cold blood.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  But it's like, the, uh, the gall.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  To, to have you, put a hit is crazy.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy, dude.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  If you were gonna put a hit on somebody, how would you go find someone to do that, though? You can't Google it.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  There's no way to do it. I, I, I, late, late at night, I do think about stuff, because you know, late at night, you have revenge fantasies.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  You do, for sure.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't have revenge fantasies?

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  Not really. I don't, I don't care. What about, um.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Me either, then.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  You love it. I know you do.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  So I, I lay in my bed and that always is putting on a hit in my scenarios in my head, because I go, how would I do it?

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, you go get a homeless guy.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Even then, it's like, no, because they're gonna catch you on tape.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  You've been approaching the homeless guy.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  What's Bobby Lee, you know, giving a homeless guy four, four grand?

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't giving him that much money.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  I hid the money, he had to go get it.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  So I'm at Skid Row.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  I got it all planned out.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  You do? I'm hanging out, Skid Row.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  I go, that guy might go, hey, sir, can you come here? And he's like, ah, shit, I'm a fake, I cuckoo doo. And then you're like, okay, that's not the guy.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  The cuckoo doo?

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  That's my guy.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Right. And then, so where would I go? And then I would probably go to, like, Guam.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  The guy that works the.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  He looks like he knows somebody.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  Hey, oh god, you know anybody? I mean, just, you know, hypothetical.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, what the, get the fuck away from me.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  That means he does. He's like, I'll.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Right. So then, I, I think I would call the shadiest guy now.

• 1:05:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  But a, after that, I'd be like, I don't know what to do.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  I'd get a homeless guy, because then it's a, you know, if you get a crazy homeless guy.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  And you, and you, you hide the money, you give, you give him like two, couple of tasks. One, he's gotta go kill someone. Two, I've hid the money all over the place. It's a scavenger hunt for him to get the money.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  Then it gives him an adventure, you know?

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, the money part, because these clubs now pay you cash.

• 1:05:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I just do a bunch of improv spots.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  Right, get the cash.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  But that's how I get the cash, right?

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  Right, there you go.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  So then I have cash in my pocket.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  Untraceable.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  I'll save about ten grand worth of.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  You think someone's gonna kill someone for ten grand?

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Down payment, you always say put a down payment down. Right, and the task is done.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  What does it cost to kill someone?

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  You go ten grand at first.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, twenty grand.

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  Twenty grand to kill someone?

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  No chance, there's, it's gotta be way more than that. Someone's not gonna kill someone for ten grand? You can hire a hitman on the dark web.

• 1:06:05Speaker 05

  Well, or you could get a ghost gun, that's what I was gonna tell Bobby to do, is he should kill her himself.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  What's a ghost gun?

• 1:06:10Speaker 05

  A 3D printed gun.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:06:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and you can destroy it when you're done?

• 1:06:14Speaker 05

  It's what Luigi used.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Did he really?

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm, that's why it was so weird looking.

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, so he printed his own gun?

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  That's kinda weird, he printed his own gun, but didn't cover up any other parts of his tracks, like he literally was like, huh?

• 1:06:26Speaker 05

  He, uh, didn't have gloves on, he didn't check to see if he was dead, it was...

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so it's like he left all the other evidence, he like went out of his way to get a 3D gun?

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  But he also got a silencer, and apparently that was the wrong move.

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't know?

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:06:40Speaker 05

  Wait, why?

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't, oh, you don't know?

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  No!

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't know?

• 1:06:44Speaker 05

  No, I don't.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what professional would say, right?

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Is you make it loud, because, so that people can hear it, and they don't run toward gun violence. They run away from it, and they duck, and they hide.

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 1:06:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, so if he would... What?

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  That's good.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you use a regular, a pop, pop, pop, right? That way, right?

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  There's no one around.

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Right, but he, and, and the cop that I heard on the news.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, news, news.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  They said, they said that he played too many video games. The kids today, they play so many video, they think that's how you do it.

• 1:07:18Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  They put a silencer and all that stuff, like you're playing fuck-

• 1:07:20Speaker 06

  Not just subsonic bullets right in the ear, you're good to go.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  See.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  The way you said that was creepy.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  I know he's planned it.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you've had revenge, revenge fantasy.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  He's had revenge fantasy.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, subsonic what in the ear?

• 1:07:31Speaker 06

  Uh, subsonic bullets, they don't pass, they, they don't go over the speed of sound, so then they don't make that big ol' pop.

• 1:07:36Speaker 05

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  That's awesome.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  That's a real thing?

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  That's good to know, that's good to know.

• 1:07:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Subsonic bullets, so when you bang it, right, it doesn't have a bang?

• 1:07:45Speaker 06

  Well, it has a bang, but it's a lot more quiet. Um...

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  How do you know this, George?

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  How do you know this, dude?

• 1:07:52Speaker 06

  Um, you know, when a raccoon was getting our, uh,

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a raccoon.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  You're using a fucking subsonic bullet for a raccoon?

• 1:07:58Speaker 06

  Bullet to get the raccoon because it was eating our, uh, eating our chickens and I, that's kind of highly illegal in, uh, the LA city limits.

• 1:08:07Andrew Santino?

  To shoot a gun at a, at a raccoon? Yeah, it's a hundred percent illegal.

• 1:08:11Speaker 06

  But it was so quiet, nobody saw, heard.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow. How do you write things on a bullet?

• 1:08:16Speaker 06

  A pen.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  Very small pen.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  He didn't engrave it?

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  No, it was sharp.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Magianu?

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  What did it say on the shell?

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  Denied, depose, delay on the.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  And people are getting tattoos of it. It's funny.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  Denied, depose, delay.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  They're getting tat- the tattoos of that on the back.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that's so dark. Who would you run up to and kiss on the face? What famous, what, what, uh,

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  What CEO would you run up to and kiss on the face?

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's it.

• 1:08:41Speaker 05

  Governor of Texas.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  You go kiss him on the fucking face, huh?

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  You kiss, yeah. He's kissable.

• 1:08:47Speaker 05

  He's on a wheelchair.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  He's so kissable.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  Some of these guys are so kissable, man.

• 1:08:50Speaker 05

  He's easy to kiss, wheelchair.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  I would kiss him fifteen times in the head. Wouldn't you?

• 1:08:56Andrew Santino?

  From the, back of the head?

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, back of the head, fifteen times, right. And then one in the dick. Yeah.

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  That one's the sweetest one.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  Denied, depose, delay.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  There's a couple of comics I want to kiss.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  How, who do you want to?

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  There's always a couple of.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  There's so many comics I want to kiss.

• 1:09:11Andrew Santino?

  Who do you want to kiss?

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  Annie.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to name any. No, I don't want to kiss her.

• 1:09:15Speaker 05

  I do.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  You really do?

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would kiss her.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  In the vagina.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  What she, what she did to me the other night was.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  What did she do?

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Was, she started a war with me.

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  You don't know what she did?

• 1:09:30Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 1:09:32Speaker 05

  Still your Ozempic?

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  No, you told me. That was pretty flagrant. Yeah, that's a little crazy.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  So I'm going to tell you what she did, all right? So we're in, the main room was packed. I'm bringing Annie up, right? And I have a good set, so I say, "Good night." I give her a great intro.

• 1:09:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  And also, I'm on a date.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  So you have a female friend there?

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  So I have a friend in the audience, you know, that's watching the show. She had never seen me perform, perform before.

• 1:09:56Andrew Santino?

  And you, and you killed.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  I did good, right? So then I bring Annie, and as I'm walking toward the back of the thing, Annie's coming out through those curtains, and she has water, she does a pratfall, and throws it on my body.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Now I'm drenched wet.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  And here's, here's.

• 1:10:12Speaker 06

  On purpose?

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  On purpose.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  She says it wasn't on purpose.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  It was on purpose. I found, I later found out it was on purpose.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  And here's the, what's the biggest sin there?

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  Throwing water on you.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  Hacky joke.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  No laugh.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  Nobody laugh. So the room was quiet.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  The room was quiet and they're like, oh shit.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So now I'm drenched, it's silence in the room.

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  What did you say?

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  My fucking date is blushing.

• 1:10:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  And I go, what the fuck? She's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Cause you see, I saw how upset it was. And then as I went backstage, I went, what the? I, you know, I went crazy, dude. While she was on stage. But what do you think of that? Is that war?

• 1:10:53Andrew Santino?

  It seems like a, that's, that's.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  That seems like a war to me, dude.

• 1:10:56Andrew Santino?

  It's an attack.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  That's an attack. And by, by the way, to be fair, you still got laid. But it didn't ruin your night, but it is a little, that's a little war. That's a little baby. She's throwing up a flare.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  She does things like that. She'll also do stuff like kick you in the stomach. Like she does weird shit.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  She kicks you in the stomach?

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, she'll like do some, it's always like some karate thing. She go, oh, hi, yeah, ka, ka, ka. And she'll like, you know what I mean? You're like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? Annie, what are you doing?

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What is she trying to start a war for you for? What is that?

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 1:11:27Andrew Santino?

  I thought you guys were always alright.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  But she's, she also told me, she said, well, that usually works.

• 1:11:32Andrew Santino?

  With you?

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  No, my pratfall with the water. It didn't work that time. Yeah, because I killed.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did too good. Well, no one, also nobody wants to be wet.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  It was so, yeah, you're drenched.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to be wet for the, now I'm wet.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  No, what would you have done if she had that, that, that? She would never do that to you. But if she did.

• 1:11:50Andrew Santino?

  She maybe would, but if, if.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  If she, what would you do?

• 1:11:53Andrew Santino?

  I would go grab a water or drink off someone's table and throw it right on her in front of everybody. That would get the laugh. If she threw it at me, then I would, I would be like, what the fuck are you doing? Laugh it off a little bit.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't think, I think it would be uncomfortable in the room.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  I'd grab a, I'd grab a drink off somebody's thing and throw it on her.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then, and then.

• 1:12:09Andrew Santino?

  I'd start a food fight.

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  And I forgot who it was, but after Annie, the comic after was mad. Why do you think?

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  There's water all over the fucking stage?

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  So they had to pause and some fucking doorman had to go up there and wash, just fucking clean the stage.

• 1:12:23Andrew Santino?

  So bad.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  So there, you have now this lull.

• 1:12:26Andrew Santino?

  So Jesus Trejo's gotta go up and wait for you to fucking.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It was terrible.

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  Gotta wait for someone to clean up the water in front of him?

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So what's your, um?

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna respond to this war now? Are you starting a little war back?

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:40Andrew Santino?

  Seems like you might.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  You know me.

• 1:12:42Andrew Santino?

  Seems like you might.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  There's a couple of things she's done over the years that have been like, oh man, that's a war, but I'm gonna back off.

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  But the water on you is.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  But the water was almost like the last thing, maybe.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But I don't know. What do you think? What would you have done, Carlos?

• 1:12:56Speaker 05

  Oh, I would have lost my temper. It's, it would have been, I've lost my temper at Annie a lot.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you guys have beef or something?

• 1:13:03Speaker 05

  No, we just always played around like that.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:07Speaker 05

  Like, I walked off her show once, like.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  Did she apologize for the water?

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  No, she, it was an accident. I slipped. So that was her way of not apologizing.

• 1:13:15Andrew Santino?

  You don't believe it.

• 1:13:15Bobby Lee?

  But then later, she was like, she said, she didn't say, she still maintains it was a slip, but then she told me, I've done it before, like throwing water, right? So in my mind, I'm like.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  That's not a slip.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not a fucking slip, bitch. You know what I mean?

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  We'll see how that plays out.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, what's, any New Year's resolution for you?

• 1:13:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I've got resolutions.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:13:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm leaving the state of California as a permanent resident. I, uh, I can't do it anymore.

• 1:13:44Speaker 05

  Is that true?

• 1:13:45Andrew Santino?

  I paid too much in taxes. I gotta get out of here. I'm done. I can't support this place. I gotta go. So we're.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  Where you gonna go?

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  We're moving the show.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Where you going?

• 1:13:53Andrew Santino?

  We are officially.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Where are we going?

• 1:13:55Andrew Santino?

  We are moving.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  Where are we going?

• 1:13:56Andrew Santino?

  To Nevada. Perump, Nevada.

• 1:13:58Speaker 06

  Oh, I love that place.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  We'll go.

• 1:14:00Andrew Santino?

  We're moving to Perump.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  We'll go. Okay, we'll go.

• 1:14:03Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go, dude.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  We gotta set up a studio in Perump. So, we're gonna be setting up a studio in Perump, Nevada. We gotta move there. State, state income tax, we'll save on that. We'll still pay our fed, but no more California.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  You think we would thrive in Nevada?

• 1:14:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Like by Vegas?

• 1:14:16Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 1:14:17Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck? We would do great. Let's, we could move to Vegas and have the most fun. Do shows all the time.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Not Perump.

• 1:14:24Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  He was kidding. But, we're not kidding. Perump's a no man's land.

• 1:14:26Andrew Santino?

  We'll move to Vegas. We'll open up a club called The Brothership.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:33Speaker 06

  Only for black people.

• 1:14:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the brothership.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Only for black people.

• 1:14:35Andrew Santino?

  Have to be black to get in. Welcome to the brothership, y'all.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:14:39Andrew Santino?

  And we only play George Clinton in the hallway.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  I think if we did move to Vegas.

• 1:14:45Andrew Santino?

  If we did move to Vegas, what?

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  I would open up like a 150-seat comedy club.

• 1:14:50Andrew Santino?

  See, I think a 100-seater would be great.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  That'd be great.

• 1:14:52Andrew Santino?

  Just 100 seats.

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  A little 100-seat, little place.

• 1:14:54Andrew Santino?

  We should do that. Should we do a Bad Friends Club in Vegas? The problem is, there's too many clubs in Vegas. There's, uh, there's Jimmy Kimmel's room, there's, uh, the Cellar has a room, there's...

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  But they're not showcase clubs.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  They're headliner clubs.

• 1:15:09Andrew Santino?

  They're headliner... No, no, the Cellar is a split showcase... It's a split headliner.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  But they book it in way in advance. What I'm saying is, is that I want to do like...

• 1:15:17Andrew Santino?

  For locals.

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  For locals and anyone that's in town that wants to work out.

• 1:15:20Andrew Santino?

  A showcase.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  A showcase place, yeah.

• 1:15:22Andrew Santino?

  Maybe we should do that. There's a Laugh Factory, a Comedy Cellar, the LA... It's called LA Comedy Club. There's Las Vegas Live, Brad Garrett's room, Jimmy Kimmel's, Wise Guys. God, there's so many.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  There's so many.

• 1:15:34Andrew Santino?

  Carrot Top has a club out there.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  But you can't just call in...

• 1:15:38Speaker 06

  They don't have a club.

• 1:15:38Speaker 05

  No, they're just calling.

• 1:15:39Speaker 06

  He's got the room with the Luxor.

• 1:15:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're just calling.

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, but it's...

• 1:15:41Bobby Lee?

  But could you, I mean, I mean, if we... I've never been to Vegas where I'm like, "I'm gonna call in this way." I don't know where to go. Do you?

• 1:15:46Andrew Santino?

  See, that'd be fun to make a fucking... But is there enough local comics in Vegas that...

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:15:51Andrew Santino?

  Know that you know you could create a system.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's also a lot of... I know probably 40 comics that just live there.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  So you can go, "Hey, that guys, there's no showcase club, so just call in if you're in town and just work out."

• 1:16:05Andrew Santino?

  All right, well, we'll start the brothership down there.

• 1:16:06Bobby Lee?

  The brothership, yeah.

• 1:16:07Andrew Santino?

  In Las Vegas and we'll have...

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  Happy New Year, everybody.

• 1:16:10Andrew Santino?

  And our premiere show, our premiere show there will, uh...

• 1:16:13Bobby Lee?

  Be me, you, Nate Bargatze, Bert Kreis, we'll call in all our favors.

• 1:16:17Andrew Santino?

  We'll have to have a weekly show there, uh, hosted by someone. It'll be called, uh, Murder Anthony.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  That's good. Anyway, um, very good. Very good. Good night. Thank you, thank you for being... Let's just end on that note. Let's end on that note. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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