Egg Nogging

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:03Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 0:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you have cookies in there?

• 0:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit, little chocolate nuggets here, dude. Oh, nuggets. From Trader Joe's, dude.

• 0:19Andrew Santino?

  Is that from Teachers? Pass that tin, playa.

• 0:21Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 0:22Andrew Santino?

  Pass that tin, playboy. One of our favorite traditions is hearing Bobby chewing on the mic. Jingle jangle, fun mix of favorite candy treat. Welcome to our-

• 0:32Bobby Lee?

  Let it rip today, dude.

• 0:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 0:34Bobby Lee?

  Let it rip. I'm ready for it.

• 0:36Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm so depressed. I get so depressed during the holidays, I can't even, it's like a, it's a deep, it's a deep depression.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  You, you don't get depressed? You love it.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  I stay depressed, dude. Let's see if this can make it over the crack.

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, December 1st is when it starts.

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  December 1st, you get depressed?

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  All the way until January 5th.

• 1:01Andrew Santino?

  What happens on January 5th? Cause the next day is our holiday. Trinkings.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  Trinkings.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  The kinkings happen. Three kinks. What's three kinks? What is it? Let's start good, let's start good. Let's not start like that. But do you get, you get real depressed?

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I could tell, I could tell, dude. Your face gets all red and all depressed, huh?

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  I had a massage today. And a woman said, is there anywhere I'm not allowed to touch?

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  I thought about you.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, there are some areas that you don't touch.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  I said, I don't want my face, I don't like my face.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't like my Achilles heel being touched.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  Uh-uh.

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't want that damaged at all, dude. Didn't that happen to Troy? Who, who, who did that happen to?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Who's Troy? Helen of Troy?

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  What? Achilles.

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Achilles, yeah.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  Achilles.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  Does his name is not Troy?

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  No. In Troy.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  In Troy? Oh, that's what it is. Uh, oh, here we go.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  The Greek hero Achilles' only vulnerable spot was his heel. Left untouched until his mother dipped him in the river Styx. That's where the band Styx get their name from.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's everyone's vulnerable spot.

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  Their heel?

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, mine's the taint. Mine goes the taint.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  Taint?

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  It's so vulnerable, my taint.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  Tickly wickly.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, but there's probably a layer of skin that's not missing.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  There's something about the taint, that area. Do you know what the taint is?

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Can you guess what a taint is? It's on your body.

• 2:26Speaker 04

  I'm guessing like on your feet?

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, some of mine's on my feet. Mine just stretches down, stretches down to my feet.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  Uh, on... The vagina?

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  No. It's the area between your balls and your butthole.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Or your vag and the butthole.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  The taint is a vulgar slang.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  That little skin.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that little...

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  That little gap.

• 2:47Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  Not little. Some people have huge taints. I hate the way this is starting. Alright.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  It's not a holiday spirit. No, don't, I don't like the way that's starting either, dude. Let's start new. Let's start over. Chinko bell, chinko bell.

• 3:02Speaker 05

  All this the way. Oh, what fun it to ride. One ho opun shree.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 3:09Speaker 05

  Jingle bell, jingle bell.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on. Hold, hold, hold.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Dude, Asian Santa at the mall?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  See the on my rapper? Have you been a good boy?

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh. There's no chimneys in Japan. Are there chimneys in Japan?

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent there's chimneys in Japan. What are you talking about? There's got to be.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  How did Santa get in there?

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  Is there chim... Not only... Yes, there are chimneys in Japan. They're not commonly seen. Because a lot of times you see in the city, it's all buildings. It's all high rises.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  In the city, when I was a kid. I grew up in an apartment building and I said to my mom, "How does Santa even get in? We don't have a chimney."

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  And she goes, "He comes through the front door." And I thought, "What an invasive thing to do."

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Because the reason why, um, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, it was so devastating is because the houses... No, but before the bombs, you know what they did? Firebombs.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why was that so...

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  Warning shots.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not why. Why? Why was fire, firebombs so detrimental in those, um, Japanese cities?

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Teach me, Mr. Know-It-All. Would.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, their houses are made out of like rice paper and wood.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Bamboo.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, why didn't you answer it the first time then?

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Because I wanted you to say it.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  They're World War II.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you knew, man.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Most Japanese cities were built highly flammable materials like wood and paper.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Extremely vulnerable to large scale fires when bombed, resulting in massive civilian casualties, widespread destruction of infrastructure, significant impact on morale. Yeah, you'd think. If your house burned down, that would bum you out a little bit.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  It was devastating back then.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  You weren't even there.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  I was there, definitely.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  You were?

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I was a baby.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  You were a baby in Japan?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  It was so devastating.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  Japan.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  I crawled to Korea.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a long crawl.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  And what?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  I swam.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Devastating.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Devastating.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  That's devastating. Well, Merry Christmas.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Merry Christmas.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  You know, you know, we can say Merry Christmas now because Trump is president. We're allowed to go back.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Thank God. Whatever happened to Kwanzaa?

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  It's still Kwanzaa.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Is that a thing? Have you heard of Kwanzaa?

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  December 26th, dude.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Did Kwanzaa? Kwanzaa is ju- so they've got a Hanukkah like candles, right? You light, how many candles are there? Let me see the Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, uh, so there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7?

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  So it's 8 in, 8 for Hanukkah, right?

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, look at the black one in the middle. What does that mean?

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  And look at those, the guys on the outside fighting them.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  Keeping them down, keeping the man down. The 7 candles in the kinara symbolize the 7 principles of Kwanzaa. And what are the 7 principles of Kwanzaa? I'd like to know.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  I can guess.

• 5:55Speaker 04

  Thou shall not do incest.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  No, that's, that's, we want that.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  All right, hold on here. Umoja. Umoja means unity in Swahili. Uh, so strive to maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race. Kuji ka, say that one. Go ahead, Rudy.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Kuji chagulia.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Kuji chagulia.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  This principle refers to, uh, naming, creating, and speaking for oneself, self-determination.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Ujama. Ujima.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Would these sound Korean?

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Ujima. Niya. Ujima niya. Kumba.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Kumba.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Imani.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  Imani. Oh, I feel, I met a girl named Imani in college.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, was she black?

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of course she was.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  It's a miracle.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Faith. Community, faith. This is all kind of the same thing. They're saying, this is kind of nice. I think we should celebrate Kwanzaa this year.

• 6:45Speaker 06

  I have eggnog.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  See, I think that's what it is.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  You need eggnog?

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I think that you're coming in with your Christmas vibes, Mccone, has sort of like rattled me.

• 6:54Speaker 06

  I love Christmas.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  Give, give him some eggnog.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Give me some eggnog.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever had eggnog?

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  Wait, seriously? They don't have that in the Philippines, huh?

• 7:01Speaker 04

  I haven't even built a gingerbread house.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can take that home and build it. That was a gift from us to you.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  And you can eat it when you're done.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  This is a David Tell joke. You know what eggnog is? Elf come.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 7:17Speaker 04

  It's just milk?

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  No, it's eggnog.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  It's eggnog. It's something different. It's yellow.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, thick.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go. Thank you. Give some for Jules.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give some for Jules. You want some? No, thank you.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, really good eggnog.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  You like it?

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Real good.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  Give me the carton.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  Give me the carton.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna love it.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  You are gonna love it. Hold on, get out of the way while she drinks it. Do it again.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  I like this.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good, right?

• 7:43Speaker 04

  It's really sweet.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  It's sweet.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  So, you want to know what's in it?

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  Milk, cream, sugar. Eggnog base, which is sugar, egg yolks, and natural flavors, nutmeg, turmeric. Uh, citric acid, non-choke milk solids.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Cinnamon's gotta be in it.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  Cinnamon, stabilizers, guar gum. Carogenian, which is, uh, and then locust bean gum from locusts.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  You know, because locusts have big mouths.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  Big mouths.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  And they have big gums.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, there it is.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Locust bean gum.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Those are their mouths.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  Those are their mouths. So you're eating a locust right now. It tastes...

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  It tastes good.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  It tastes good.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  But it coats your mouth a little too thick for me.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there is a comey.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  Like, let me see your tongue. Show me your tongue.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  It's like a comey vibe.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Coated.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  It's like you can't, you don't want to do this at Christmas dinner, like.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  So, will you do me a favor? And Mccone, why don't you come?

• 8:34Speaker 04

  He told mommy.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Delicious.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't want to do that Christmas dinner.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  No, not at the dinner.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Especially if there's gays there.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  Or anywhere.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Because when the gays are there, they get, they get fucking crazy.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  Where Carlos?

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Carlos is in Texas, I think.

• 8:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, Merry Christmas. This is my gift to you guys.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's actually nice that he's gone. Do you miss him?

• 8:51Speaker 04

  Kinda.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah? He's in Texas.

• 8:54Speaker 04

  He told mommy.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  So I rewatched a TV show last night. And I think it's one of the greatest shows that no one's watched.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  It's called, um.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  It's called Kingdom.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is the MMA show?

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what's it?

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a Korean show on Netflix called Kingdom. Have you seen it? It's the greatest show, I think. I mean, I've seen it twice now. There's two seasons. It's so fucking good and nobody watches it.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, someone must. They're on a second or third season, right?

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they did two seasons and then a movie based on Kingdom. It's so fucking good. And, oh god, I can't, and no one like, I can't talk to anybody about it.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  What is it? Have white people in it?

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  No, it's all Koreans. Yeah, and it's also, oh my god.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Does it, does it have white, white people in it?

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Can I just tell you what it's about?

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of course.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  So it's ancient Korea.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm already out.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's already, yeah.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  If there's anything ancient, it's gotta be, it's gotta be China. We can only see ancient Chinese shit.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  So it's ancient Korea, right? And it's like, it's like a Game of Thrones-y kind of a show where there's like, what's going on?

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Game of a Throne.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Right? Yeah, the guy's pitching us like, imagine Game of Thrones.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but are you saying singular?

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  No, Game of Thrones.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  All of them.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  Too many Thrones.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Or everyone.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  Every Throne.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Everybody. And they go, okay, and they're like, and then, but then you, you know Walking, Woking Dead?

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Wa- oh, Woking Dead, but it's walk, Woking Dead.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  You know? You know how they, you know, the zomba, zombie?

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  The fried Woking Dead.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the fried Woking Dead, yeah, yeah. You can put, sell walks.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  You put walk.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Perfect.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  In the show, we, it's like, uh, product, product placement.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  So what is your show about?

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so ancient Korea.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Right, Game of Thrones.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, Woking Dead.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Put it together.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we are kingdom.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we'll buy it.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  That does sound like that's how it got sold in the room.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  Woking Dead.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  Game of Thrones, set in ancient Korea.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I'll get you.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  That's a good pitch.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  So I'll give you the premise.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  There's a king. Right, he's an emperor. Okay.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Let me guess, is it set during the the Jossan Dynasty?

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yes. How'd you know? How'd you know? How'd you know? How'd you know?

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good guess, I guess.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  All right. And so he remarried and he he had, he, you know, the queen is a concubine, one of his concubines.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this must have been taking place during the Imjin War.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  Is that true or no?

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  How do you know that?

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  I know a little bit of Korean history.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Seriously, you saw the show?

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  In the 17th century. No, I know a little bit of Korean history.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Keep going, please, talk to me. I want to, but I'm just, I know some of those things.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  Does it follow based on, is it based on real people, like Lee Chang?

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  Follows Lee Chang.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Dude, shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck up, dude!

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up, did you see it?

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let me finish.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  I know Lee Chang is the crown prince.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  How the fuck you know that?

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, I know some ancient?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're reading it!

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're reading it!

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm not.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  All right, anyway, stop reading it.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Let me pitch it to you.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Listen, Jules.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay. All right, so, um, so this this concubine, she's young, right, and she's pregnant, right? And he's old, super old emperor, right? But he already, he already had a son. He's a good guy.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  His son is a good guy.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when the king dies, right, the emperor dies, his son is gonna become emperor, but the concubine's like, "I'm pregnant."

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and I have the next.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, and and if my baby gets born, right? Right?

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  I love this.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then the emperor is dying, he's so old. So there's a herb out in the mountains, right? And it's, it, there's like worms attached to this herb.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  And so when you eat the herb, the worms turn into these fucking worms and they attack your brain, you turn into a zombie.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, so she's like trying to prolong the king's life, because he's dying, so she feeds him this flower. So that he stays alive until she gives birth. Because if he dies, then he's automatically emperor, this other son.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  This is wild.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  No, why are you making it? I feel like you don't like it.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right?

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  I thought it was gonna go a different way.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, right, so. The emperor's oldest son is like going, like, he. He knows that his dad's sick. He's already dead, but he's a zombie. And they're locked up, he's locked up in his like fortress.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  But he's technically still alive.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  He's technically still alive, but the bitch, concubine, isn't really even pregnant.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  She lies.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  She puts a thing in there to pretend, right? And she's there, she's on the side gathering women all over that are pregnant. And seeing if they're males. The, she's trying to find.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  To steal the baby.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Steal a baby.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then, uh, what happens is the emperor, he's in the fortress, and there's a little servant who feeds him like humans' flesh.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  Mm, yum.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Right? But the boy gets bitten.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  And he turns into a zombie.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, but he dies, and some people don't turn into zombie, he just died.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  But what happens is, the doctor brings him to a different town to, um, just do an autopsy.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  But that town is so hungry that one of the villagers chops him, the boy's carcass up, and feeds it to the villagers.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  I can, I can see why people didn't watch this.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  And then the villagers, oh, dude, I know, okay, can I just say this?

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  It's too much.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what, okay. There's this, this, after the first, anyone who listens, the first episode, the very end scene, watch it, it is incredible.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  I'll say this.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  It sounds good. It went a little too wonky donkey. Here's what it should have been. She's pregnant, she's actually.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  The show's a hit, what are you talking about? If they did two seasons, you can't rewrite it?

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm rewriting.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  You, it wasn't a hit, you just said it lasted two and then they killed it, and no one watched it. You started this off by saying, nobody watched this fucking show. So clearly it wasn't a hit. It wasn't a hit. Here's how it would have been great. Take it out of the fantasy world of zombies, just make it so that she's pregnant, and there is a team of people who are trying to kill her so this baby doesn't get born, so that this other, other next of kin gets the kingdom. So it's a war of trying to kill this woman to get this baby out of her, so she, she's not carrying the next king.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  I love that. Better than eating a worm in the brain and they keep him in the zombie and it bites the boy.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  No, but these villagers that eat.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't like zombies, that's my, you know I don't.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't like zombies? Can I, can I ask you about zombies?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Zombies doesn't do it for me.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  I, I have a thought about zombies. You like zombies?

• 15:53Speaker 04

  I like zombies.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  If you watch any, have we talked about zombies before on the show?

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  Probably.

• 15:58Speaker 06

  We love zombies.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  We like zombies.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Have you thought, well, come on, listen, okay? You're a director.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  So rude to do that with Andres right now.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know, you know? So, when you see, like, Woking Dead or anything, you don't like talking about this?

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  No, I wanna hear.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  You just sigh.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm just fat right now.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  No, brother, I looked in the mirror this morning, 2:05, 2:06 I think it was yesterday. Fatty fatty patty watty.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  Fatty patty wagon, I was just eating bullshit. When I watched The Woking Dead, what?

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  When you see, you see average zombies.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  You mean looks-wise?

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  They're essentially average people who turn into average zombies, right? So they're all wearing like, you know, a workman's jacket, right?

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Just regular.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Regular people.

• 16:40Speaker 06

  LA5.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  LA5.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  But you never see dwarf zombie.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You never see that.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  No Brad, no Brad will.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  You never see spinal bifid a zombie. You know what I mean?

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Right? You never see 600 pounds zombie just in a bed.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  And he's eating deep fried brains or whatever. You know what I mean?

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Why is that?

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why! You, you gotta mix it up, right? It's always like.

• 17:06Speaker 04

  Well, have you seen The Last of Us? There's different kinds of zombies.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  But those are mushroom zombies. What, no, what I'm talking, is that what you're saying?

• 17:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, yeah, I mean, people turning into a mushroom zombie, I'm not talking, but what happened to their, you know what I mean? If they're, if they're OCD or whatever. You gotta put that into it.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  Like, why isn't there?

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just a zombie like walking over a crack 15 times. You know what I mean? Like, he loses the OCD when he puts up a zombie? What, why you, you know what I mean? Or the racism.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, right?

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  Racist zombies.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just the zombies are just going for the black eye. Right?

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, they were like fucking KKK, they turned zombie. You never, they, what, who they were, the essence of who they were are gone?

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  You don't, you don't, there's no autistic zombies?

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  It's a bunch of zombies by a train track, just eating people by train tracks all day? Immobile zombies?

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Right, it's, it's always the same.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  There are fat zombies in touch of the dead.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fat zombies.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  But that's the first time, The Woking Dead, No Man's Land, fat walkers are particularly dangerous and can, they can tank more.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  Tank more than normal walkers. So yeah, I guess there is.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  There's a few, but not, we don't see, it's not, what you're saying is there needs to be more DEI in the zombie world.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like MMA zombie.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Putting, in an arm lock, but by, you know what I mean, just like their old self.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  More, more of that.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  But I want to see dwarves.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  LP zombies.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  LPZs.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and just, you just kick them. And they land on their back, they have just little legs they can't get back up. They're just like.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  You know, I always, do you ever think about stuff like that?

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, every day of my life.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Like vampire, like vampires.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  Where are they?

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Where's the 600 pound vampire that drinks too much blood?

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  He drinks way too much and his buddies are going, dude, it's too much.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, your blood sugar.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  You just killed a giraffe.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Your blood sugar, sugar levels.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Through the roof.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  Like a, like a vampire with diabetes.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they never have that.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  No, they should.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why, well, one would assume it's because they're, they're dead. They don't have to fucking adhere to any rules, so they're going to stay the same shape and size. Like, do you imagine when you die, will this be the body that you embody in the afterlife? Or do you think you get a new body?

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  That's, okay, so this is what I was thinking, my friend, that's a very good question.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do you get a new body?

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  So I was watching 600 Pound Life the other day.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  It was one of my favorite shows, right? And a lot of them, they just die fat, which is bad.

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  I feel so, I feel bad.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  Awful.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Awful. But when they get to heaven, right, are they 600 pounds up there?

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  Right, do they get a new shell?

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Or do they just fall immediately through the sky?

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  They die and they're like, "Yeah!" And they fall, right? Because you're up there.

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  Too heavy for the clouds.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Too heavy for the clouds, dude. Or like, he's trying to get through the pearly gates. And he can't get in.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  Dude, so funny.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  Too fat for the pearly gates.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Too fat for the pearly gates.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  Imagine.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  You never think that.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  And what's his name? St. Peter? Who's at the gate?

• 20:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, St. Peter.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Imagine St. Peter's like, "Buddy."

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Buddy, yeah. Go back down.

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  Walk a couple laps around the clouds and come on back. You're never gonna make it up there.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  You're never, yeah. Never gonna make it.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  My buddy Zach's got a great joke. I'm gonna tell his joke about hell. Have I told you this joke? Oh, I told you in the car in Australia.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me about it.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  And a guy says, uh, this guy goes to, this guy goes to hell. Right? And he gets down there and it's okay, it's not that bad. And then Hitler, the devil comes up to him and goes, uh, "Hey, how you liking it?" And he's like, "It's honestly, that's, I mean, it's okay." He goes, "All right, right on." He's like, "You, uh, you like pizza?" He's like, "Yeah, I love pizza." And he's like, "Oh dude, you are gonna love Mondays. Mondays, we have a brick oven pizza right back there. We use the flames and we all get pizza. We eat all night and drink, drink beer. It's awesome."

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "You like tacos?"

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  He says, "Yeah, I love tacos." He goes, "Dude, you're gonna love Tuesday." On Tuesday, we all have tacos. We gather around together. We drink beer and eat tacos. It's incredible.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  All right? And he says, um-

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  You like Wednesday?

• 21:04Speaker 06

  About how he goes.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Please, I like it better than that.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  He says, "Do you like anal sex with men?"

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  And he goes, "No." He goes, "You're gonna hate Wednesday."

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  Did you guys put up Christmas lights when you were a kid on your house?

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  Bro, bro, what are you talking about?

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  I just asked you a legitimate question.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  One morning, my dad goes, wakes me up. "Merry Christmas." I go, "Okay." And he goes, he gave me 200 bucks. Right?

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  That was Christmas?

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  It gets worse. It was July.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  Is that Korean Christmas in July?

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they don't know anything about-

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  So you never did any decorating?

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  My parents knew nothing about any holiday.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  You didn't get a tree, ever?

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  You, yeah, no, I mean, we had a tree-

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  When I was eight, and I kid you not, I'm not, this is not even a joke. That tree stayed in my house for seven years.

• 21:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the pines had fallen off and my mom would put squid on it, the branches, to dry the squid.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, it is a nice way to dry out the squid and it gets a nice little flavor.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  That's not even a joke.

• 22:06Andrew Santino?

  What is it, what is Christmas in Korea, what is it like? Let's see what it's like down there for Korean.

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  They do, it's considered a national holiday in Korea, most employees have a day off from work.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  But where, can you look this up later, I mean, whatever? When that was a thing? I don't think it was like that when my parents grew up.

• 22:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, right.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  I think my parents, because when they came to America in their six, in the 1960s, they knew nothing about it.

• 22:31Andrew Santino?

  Here you go. When did it become a thing? Concept of Christmas was introduced, oh, right, it was, yeah.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 22:36Andrew Santino?

  It was the late 1700s and 1800s when Catholicism.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  My parents didn't care.

• 22:41Andrew Santino?

  Don Gip Sinumum, introduced as Christmas as important holiday described by Christian events in detail. So in the late 1700s, well, your parents were way before that. Your mom was born in like 1504 or 1505?

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  That boggles my mind because my parents pretended like they didn't know, like, we don't know.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but check this out, this has got to be socio-economic too, right? Like, I'm sure your parents didn't grow up with anything, they couldn't afford Christmas, they were struggling to survive.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't.

• 23:08Andrew Santino?

  This has got to be privileged people in Korea that had money could celebrate Christmas.

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 23:13Andrew Santino?

  Not your, not your fucking parents, their families didn't come from a lot of money.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, don't say that like that.

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  That's a good thing.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  No, my parents, my mom says we were royal.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  No, they weren't.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the royal bloodline.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

  No, no chance.

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  My dad's side were ghetto, my mom's side was royal. My grandfather, remember I told you about the hill that my mom used to walk down?

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  That was like one house on a mountain.

• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  How did you guys fall so far?

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, you were royals and now you're.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  No, but she married my ghetto dad.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  Trash.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:46Andrew Santino?

  So she married.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  She married down.

• 23:47Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like a Hallmark movie.

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:48Speaker 06

  Titanic.

• 23:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  She married down.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

  She married down.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she married down, dude.

• 23:54Andrew Santino?

  That sucks. She married down for love.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  Turns out wasn't worth it.

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  You got two shitty kids and...

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it wasn't worth it.

• 24:03Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But once it happens, what are you gonna do?

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  Stay in love.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  You just gotta stay in love. Until one of them dies. That's really, you just gotta slug it out until somebody dies.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:13Andrew Santino?

  That's what love really is.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  But at least they didn't get like, I saw TikTok and, you know, that kid, we talked about it already, but like a kid that has like autism, like severe autism, violent.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like fights his parents?

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, at least they didn't have that.

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  No, they had drug addict children.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. That's much easier to handle.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, I think because it's compassion, through compassion, that they understand that you're probably using drugs because you have an addictive bloodline.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  They didn't know about it. They don't know about it.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  No, but they, you can, you can empathize. There's something in your bone. Your mom has a very...

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  She does.

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  Empathetic way.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you wearing your socks over your sweatpants like that?

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz it's cold.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Your ankles were that cold?

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Did you celebrate Christmas in the Philippines?

• 25:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, even like all the poor people, they still celebrate Christmas. Right.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  But when they got nothing, what happens?

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  It was just another day.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  It's fine.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Really? So like, cuz remember we went, so we went to the Philippines.

• 25:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  Remember that one field, not a field, but it was like a goat tied to like a stick?

• 25:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  And then we brought spaghetti?

• 25:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  You feed spaghetti to the goat?

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no. No, we took, we took like hundreds of spaghettis, boxes of spaghetti.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  To feed the hungry.

• 25:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  So, and then they ran out of these huts. Could I come, can I call them huts?

• 25:33Speaker 04

  I think so. They're made of huts?

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, but it seems like just I'm being...

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  What are they made out of?

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Sticks.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  Sticks and mud?

• 25:42Speaker 04

  Sticks, stones, yeah.

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's a hut.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  That's a hut. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, yeah.

• 25:47Andrew Santino?

  That's un- undeniably a hut.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we, so we bring a van. We open it up, we open up the van and there's these boxes of spaghetti that we all, you know?

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  And then out comes kids completely naked.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  Spaghetti.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And they took the spaghetti, and in my mind, I'm like, what do they get for Christmas?

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Spaghetti?

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  No, really?

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  I mean...

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  And that poor goat.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  What, they were gonna eat it, right?

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know if they were, were they eating it?

• 26:16Speaker 04

  No, some Filipinos, they just take care of it. I was like, they're pets.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  So why poor goat? He's getting taken care of.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  He didn't look healthy.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  It was like...

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  What, you think I'm making fun of? Why'd you roll your eyes? What's going on here?

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  Now, do you...

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's a ghost, dude. There's a ghost here.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  He's back. Oh, that just fell.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you doing, McCone?

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  Good job, Cone. Guess, you know?

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good job, Cone.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  We had the B team today.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  You golf today?

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  No, I can't because of my back.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, why are you tired then?

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  I think last night, I just couldn't go to bed. I had one of those nights where my brain was moving and I was going through my, um...

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  Just going through my fucking set in my mind about what I want to finalize for the hour, and then I couldn't go to bed, and then I went downstairs, and then I ate a midnight snack, and that's gonna keep you up for another fucking hour.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  What was the snack?

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I had such a good little fucking snack.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  Little Hawaiian rolls, you know, little puffy Hawaiian rolls?

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  I love those things, yeah.

• 27:13Andrew Santino?

  With leftover, um, beef tenderloin that we had, and, and I warmed it up so the American cheese melted all over that fucking thing.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my lord.

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  And I had, I had a little bit of, uh, onions and peppers left over.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  Oof, buddy. So I had two of those, and then I was up. Once you eat that midnight snack shit, you're up. You're not going back to bed.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  We gotta let it digest first.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why I stayed up for a little while.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  You know when people, do you wake up in the middle of the night to pee?

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Do you wake up in the middle of the night to poop too?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  I've started to do that some, yeah. I'll wake up to poop sometimes.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I have to hold my pee, you know why?

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Because if I open the door, the cats, all three cats are just waiting there.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  Waiting for you to wake up?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  They're, they're 24/7. If I close the door, they're just waiting there like this. And I hold my pee, I go, I don't want to deal with them.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  What are they gonna do? Just walk around?

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  No, they try to get in.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  But what do they do?

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I'll open it, and one will scurry in, and then go underneath the bed, and then now I have to like... Go underneath the bed and grab them, grab them.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  What do they do if you're in the room when you're sleeping? You don't even know they're there. They just kind of walk around?

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  No, because you know what I'm saying? Cats are nocturnal animals.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're up.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  So at 4:00 in the morning, Goonie thinks he's the Flash.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  He's jumping around.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what I mean? And so I can't have him in the room. You're like, you just hear crazy shit, you know what I mean?

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  You'll stay awake.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no way. So I have to barricade, you know, I barricade it.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  With objects and all kinds. It's a whole system. So if I open it, then I gotta put the fucking barricades back up.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  And I've already peed, right? So now I'm already awake because I'm doing physical activity. You know what I mean? So it's like I sometimes just hold it. What's going on with your forehead?

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, just it?

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  You have a little... Yeah, she's breaking out a little bit, huh?

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  A little bit, huh?

• 28:54Speaker 04

  Caspa dandruff.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  What? Caspa dandruff?

• 28:59Speaker 04

  Caspa is dandruff.

• 29:01Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, caspa?

• 29:03Speaker 06

  Caspa is the word for dandruff.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  In what language?

• 29:06Speaker 06

  In Spanish.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  Really?

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  Caspa is dandruff?

• 29:08Speaker 06

  Caspa.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  Is that the same thing in, in the Philippines? Wow. Dandruff, how would you know that? Did you get it? Were you called Caspa Boy when you were a kid? Little Caspa. That's, that's Fancy B's new name.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what does caspa mean again?

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Dandruff, flakes.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  You have dandruff on your forehead.

• 29:25Speaker 06

  That's why Casper was named Casper.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  That, that right here.

• 29:29Speaker 04

  It's pimples here.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  That's a pimpo.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant.

• 29:32Speaker 04

  And I have...

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  I thought you said you have dandruff on your forehead. I thought you have dandruff on your, without the hair? That's incredible.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  Why do you have dandruff? Why do you have dandruff?

• 29:42Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Your scalp is dry?

• 29:43Speaker 04

  I wash my hair every day.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  That's what's exactly why. You don't, you're not supposed to wash it every day.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  No, but if I don't wash it every day and it gets oily and it gets like heavy.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but there's tricks to it.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't your aunt have a fucking haircare line?

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Use that haircare line.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Pay attention.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  I do.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  No, but honestly, don't, don't wash your hair every day. It's not good for it. It actually gets it more oily. You know, if you wash it too much, it's bad for it.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Did you, did you see the final of Great British Bake Off?

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  I haven't watched the last episode, but I, but in my mind, I know who won.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  Um, uh, uh, the young, good-looking kid. I can't remember his name, but don't say anything.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Can I?

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Please.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna watch it.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  No, because some of our fans don't, haven't seen it yet, so don't do that.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can't spoil it for them. But by the way, the Great British Baking Show.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  But it made me cry.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Top-tier television.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Type, okay, okay.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Top-tier television.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  It's not just top-tier. It's, there's a wholesomeness about it.

• 30:43Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  And a warmth about it that like, is, none of that's in my own life.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  Or in American culture. That's only happening in the British, in the British competition shows. It doesn't happen in the American competition shows.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  Do you know why? I, I have the secret.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I wanna know. Money?

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  There's no prize money in the British shows. Zero. It's all for pride. All the fucking American shows are based on, Top Chef, you can win a hundred thousand dollars.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's Star Trek shit.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. That's exactly right.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  In Star Trek, there's no money.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  No money.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, in that world.

• 31:13Andrew Santino?

  The goal is pride. It's a pride. It's, it's, it is.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, being, bonding with other human beings.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  Community.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Community.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  And they don't have, the American shows, it's all like, "Give me the money. I wanna be Reuben Studdard."

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah!

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Like, when Paul Hollywood, dude, when Paulie Hollywood gives you a handshake, I literally tear up.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  That's more than money. That's the.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  That's more than, much.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  That's more than money.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  That's more than much.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  But I'm saying, you can't.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what that means, but.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  That's more than much.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  You can't replay, there's Paul Hollywood right now.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Right there.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Sexy, sexy.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  You watch the show? It's the best show on television. He, so what happens is, it's a baking show, and when he tastes something, it's usually something that he can't make, cuz he's one of the best bread bakers in the world.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  In the world.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  In the world, right? So sometimes, you know, they're amateur bakers, and sometimes he'll make, he'll eat it, and he'll chew it. You can tell what's going on in his mind. He's like, "Holy shit, that was good," right?

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  And every once in a while, he'll go, handshake, and when the contestant gets a handshake, they start crying.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Because they know that he doesn't give those out often, and they know that it's excellence, pure excellence. It's such a great show.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  And Prue is fun to look at, too.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  I love Prue, yeah.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  Prue, Prue.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  The comedy.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  It's not...

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  It's okay.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  I, they've tried to hire, well, they used to have a couple of comedians come and go on the show.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why do they even need to do it? Sketches and stuff?

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  I think because it kills time. I think it's a filler. That's Prue right there. We love Prue.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  Prue's great.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Look at the lettuce on her. Zoom in, by the way.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  She's got the thickest head of hair.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  It's beautiful.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  What flavor does she not like?

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  Um, that's, wait, hold on. This is funny.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's something that she doesn't like.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, uh...

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  It's an ingredient.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  Paul Hollywood's the same way. He doesn't like, uh, um, cause he said it to the young guy too, in the middle of the season.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess. Matcha?

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  No, matcha, he doesn't like. That's what they call it.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't like matcha?

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  Matcha, yeah.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't like matcha. But she doesn't like, I'll tell you.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, hold on. Give me a hint. Give me one little hint.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  It's something that we eat in, in our sandwiches. We make sandwiches out of it.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  Make our sandwiches out of it?

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a, you've got filling for a sandwich.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, an ingredient?

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Peanut butter?

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she hates peanut butter.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't like peanut butter.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  I remember this. By the way...

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  See, we're both...

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  How do you not like peanut butter?

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  How do you not like it? It's the greatest adventure ever.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  You like peanut butter?

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  What do they have?

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  What, are you chunky or creamy?

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me guess.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  Just like my cum. Chunky, chunky, chunky.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, chunky, chunky.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Chunky, chunky, chunky.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Just like I like my pussy.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  You're chunky, chunky, chunky. I like my peanut butter like I like my pussy. Chunky, chunky, chunky. I love chunky.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  I want a crunch on it.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  I want to feel the bite.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  That is, that is the thing, because when we were kids...

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  What is that? Discharge?

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  You know when you crumble chips inside of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  You need the crunch? When you have potato chips and the chunky peanut butter, mm.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, you, wait, wait, you do peanut butter, wait, wait, what, stop, stop.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  Crumble up potato chips and put them inside the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  You gotta be kidding me. Like Lay, like Lay's? No, you, you've never done...

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  Ruffles?

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  You gotta show me. Ruffles?

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bro. Oh my-

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I gotta try it.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  It's one of my favorite things on earth.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Are you sure? Are you tricking me?

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  You will love it. You guys have never done this? You've never crumbled up chips on the inside of a peanut butter jelly sandwich? My god, it's fucking phenomenal. There are potato chips in there? Look at that, there you go. Yeah, you crumble it. So these are kettle cooked. This might be, kettle cooked might be a little bit too much. You need something that's a little bit easier to break. Cause kettles kinda cut the roof of your mouth if you catch them at a wrong angle.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  So what, is it the saltiness of it?

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It's the crunch-

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Just put salt in it then.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  Not, and also flavor. You gotta pick a good flavor you like.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, I've never even seen that before.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  As we must, as we must.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  It's white people shit. It's shit that you guys hide.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  We've been hiding it for a year.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you hide shit like that?

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me tell you something. I was going to the meeting last week and I said, can we share this with the others? And all of the whites were like, we'd rather you not.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the white?

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  But I said, you know-

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  How many people are at the white meeting?

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  Uh, well, what's our local? Our local 416 is what? I don't know. There's like a hundred people there or something like that?

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 1120.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  1100, 120, depending on-

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  And then what, so let me, oh, cause I've always wanted to know about white meetings?

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, so-

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  But can I tell you real fast before you ask?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  I said I wanna share some of this with my, my Asian best friend. Livid. They kicked me out of, out of, out of this sanction.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, you're invited? Really?

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  He's a co-chair.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Out of all the people in our area, he's the co-chair?

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's a co-chair of this-

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, Steve Carell lives around here.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well-

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Does Carell go?

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  He is the Illuminati chair.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're different?

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. He's not there?

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's, he beams in.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  He beams in. Oh, they, you have, okay.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we see him. Wait, what do you gotta, but ask, go ahead. Cause you've-

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, may I?

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  May I? So, would I, I have so many questions.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I'll answer one right now. Yeah, snow was originally black. We made it white.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  That was my first question?

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god!

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Snow was originally-

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  I did not know that. Wow!

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, are there any, um, black angels?

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  McCone knows the answer.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you know the, you know the?

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Tell him about the, the, tell him, he asked, are there black angels? And go ahead.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, cause you guys have all the, like, the Dead Sea Scrolls or whatever you have.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  Tell him.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Correct!

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Are there black angels?

• 36:28Speaker 06

  I don't think I'm allowed to tell them.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  Are you nervous about this question?

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, well, we could bypass the question.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Would you like to come to one of these meetings? We are looking for staff.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I'd be honored, but, you know, I'm not.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, you'd be working the meeting. You'd be working.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so you have non-whites working the meeting?

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, we're not gonna do that shit. That's disgusting. We're not gonna-

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but would I be able to eventually move my way up the channel and be white?

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  There's room to shift.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's mostly, it's mostly lateral.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's this way?

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want that. I would rather not.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  You'd be lucky to be there.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  I understand that. I mean, I've always wanted to see a white meeting, right? I mean, if I'm doing the janitorial stuff, like sweeping and all that stuff-

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  You would be.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  Would I be able to peek in and watch what's going on, or no?

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Perhaps.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  I need a guarantee here, babe.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, my dear, you passed one of the tests and you can.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  The baby blood?

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  That's not, you don't get those tests.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what does the minorities get?

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  Tell them.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell us, McCone.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Give them one of the minorities' tests. You remember them. You just got, you just got, you had your exam a week ago. You know. You're enacting some of it.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  What is it? What is, what is minorities' first task here?

• 37:44Speaker 07

  The minorities' first tasks is-

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Can you talk into the mic, please?

• 37:50Speaker 07

  Handling the catering for everything is one. You know.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Just... I mean, we call that anti-comedy.

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  Anti-anti.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  You know, and you know we edit the show. You could say anything. This could have been so fun. You could say anything.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  That was the most anti-comedy.

• 38:09Speaker 07

  This bit, I don't know why it scares me.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't even bad, like-

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know. You know what's funny? I'm just basically explaining Scientology. That's all.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, so what is it?

• 38:18Speaker 07

  I don't know about, I don't know, fucking, I don't know. I don't know about cults, I think.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  No, this bit does scare you. Funny.

• 38:27Speaker 07

  For some reason, it does, it's-

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  This bit will be taken out of context-

• 38:30Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  And they'll be like, "They really are in a cult."

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  You literally never said anything bad.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  It's obviously a joke.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but it's funny how they do, how someone on the internet will be like, "Were they really joking? Were they really joking about this white meeting?"

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  And you know what? You'll never know.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  You'll never know. Yeah.

• 38:46Speaker 07

  That's insane.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  We don't have one.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you this.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  I mean, the bit was going so good.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, McCone squished it.

• 38:55Speaker 07

  I know, you got.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was going so good.

• 38:58Speaker 07

  I'm in a Christmas mood, I'm not in a cult mood.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  All right, we'll get to Christmas, Christmas is a cult. First of all, Christmas is a cult. This is the most, we decorate, we change the way we look and feel.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  You're worshiping a sun god.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're worshiping a sun god, my dude. How is this, how is Christmas not a cult? Every holiday is culty. You get together, you chant, by the way, what do we do at Christmas? What do the whites do? We sing songs together.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever caroled?

• 39:23Andrew Santino?

  Culty. Absolutely not, man, I've sheiled, but I've never caroled.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  I'll be right back, man.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  No, I've never caroled because I can't sing. I'm not a singer.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  You, no, you're a very good singer, dude.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Cut it out.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, dude, on the road?

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  Cut it out, will you?

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're great.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, stop it.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Do, do, do, do, do. Do that.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  No, you know what, though? I do, my dad does make us sing, like, like, like a.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Jeff?

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  Like a real, yeah, JV makes us sing. Like a real white family, we sing together.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  I love that man.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  There's a funny clip, man, I wish I could show you. He loves you, dude, he loves you. He was like, how was Thanksgiving? I said, great. He goes, did Bobby come by? I said, nah, he was going to Michael Bay's house. At the time, you were.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  You didn't end up going.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  No, um, so.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  You know he missed Michael Bay's Thanksgiving? They blow up the turkey.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  They do. Yeah, it's incredible, it's incredible. Yeah. But, um, uses film still.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Really does. I went to Palm Springs.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you went a little, a little journey.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  I took a date, a girl, a date out in Palm Springs.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  And can I tell you, when you said that, the jealousy in my soul, because I haven't been in a while? And Palm Springs in the, in the winter?

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  My favorite.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  We were at Mastro's.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, out in the, oh, yeah.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  It was. Packed.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  I could not believe how packed it was.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's beautiful out there. They do all the lights and the decorating.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're talking about... I had to wait an hour and I had reservations. It was like, we're sorry.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  Did you do the?

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  It's me?

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  You did the, "It's me, it's Bobby." And they still let you?

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  They didn't.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  I was just for comedy.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I get it. Yeah. You know they let him in.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  But you went out there on a little journey.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then I drove back. Um, I should have maybe gone to my, I don't know. But anyway, um...

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  I would have wished you came over.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Cause I was talking, um, with my friend, I go, "The last Christmas, I was in Chicago." I mean, the last Thanksgiving.

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  At my house.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Was that at your house?

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  What a great fucking...

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  We had so much fun.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll always remember that.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  Everybody, my mom and dad, just, I mean, everyone loves you, but...

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  What'd you do for Thanksgiving?

• 41:29Speaker 04

  We just had a small dinner with the family.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  The family, but not including us. So not the family.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was a part of the family at one point.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  You've been removed.

• 41:38Speaker 04

  You're always invited. You're the one that doesn't wanna go.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  That's not true. That's not true. And you know what? Honestly, you're projecting. You don't want him to go, so you say, to Auntie Kalila, you say, "What if we don't invite Tito Bobby this year?"

• 41:51Speaker 04

  No.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  That's what I heard.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, let me give you an example.

• 41:54Speaker 04

  Okay, go.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay? If Darth Vader

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  and the Emperor, right?

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  And Boba Fett and all had a, right? No, that's not the, that's not the right. No, I know, I got it right here. Okay, let's say I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm gonna do a start with, right? And I was gonna go tattooing to go to Thanksgiving, right? But you guys invited Darth Vader.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Would Luke Skywalker wanna go to Thanksgiving?

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Why would you invite Darth Vader?

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  He's just there.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  And what's he doing there?

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 06

  It's his dad. He's making up.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, interesting.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  That's a bad example.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't like any of that.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  Given that detail.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you understand why.

• 42:35Speaker 04

  You're always invited.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  That's a, I don't like that phrase, because what does that mean?

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  People think...

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  No one invited me, by the way.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  So I have to assume that I'm invited?

• 42:44Speaker 04

  Well, did you wanna go?

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So no one invited me?

• 42:48Speaker 04

  At the Kalaya invited me.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  No, she didn't. Yeah, so, you know.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  I want you to live with that.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  You have to assume. Like, I think I'm gonna show up because I'm, I, I assume I'm invited. Because I'm always invited.

• 42:59Andrew Santino?

  Right, but that's not the case.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  That's not the case.

• 43:00Andrew Santino?

  Because Bobby doesn't wanna, he doesn't wanna go with you.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  Be intrusive.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  Right. He doesn't wanna be where he's not welcome.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  He feels unwelcome.

• 43:06Speaker 04

  I guess.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:07Speaker 04

  But no one, everyone like talks, they don't talk bad about you. They're always like, oh.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like they do. That sounds like they do.

• 43:15Speaker 04

  No, I'm telling you.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  That's like the worst thing you could ever say. It's like the worst thing you could say. Oh my god.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  Hey, ask me.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Really that, what?

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  Watch this. Ask me right now, go, uh, they don't, do they talk about me over there? Go ahead.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Hey, did they talk to me, about me over there?

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no. Nobody does.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Right? You don't believe it.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't believe that.

• 43:30Andrew Santino?

  You know right away someone's talking about you.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah, yeah.

• 43:32Speaker 04

  No, I'm telling you.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  Look at me. Did they talk bad about Bobby at the party?

• 43:36Speaker 04

  No, they don't.

• 43:36Andrew Santino?

  Don't close your eyes. Do it with your eyes open.

• 43:38Speaker 04

  They don't.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good. Yeah, I believe it. Actually, they don't. Yeah. I had to, I had to take a.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  So you and your new, the new, the fam, my old family is having a Thanksgiving.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  That's great. Who all showed up? Mom, Meritus?

• 43:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Everyone showed up good. Roger?

• 43:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone showed up.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  I, you remember, I used to go every, every year? Do you remember that?

• 43:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  You do, you do, huh?

• 44:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  You don't even think about that, do you?

• 44:04Andrew Santino?

  Be honest with me.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  While you were driving back from Palm Springs.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  Did you think about maybe popping in there and surprising?

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't even know where it is.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  That's even more hurtful.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's very hurtful.

• 44:14Speaker 04

  You know where's the address, you know that.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't know whose house it's at, because if you don't get invited, you have no idea where the fucking location is.

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  It could be a number of places.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  That is true, because we had Thanksgiving, but we didn't do it at my house. We did it at Buca de Beppo. So you never know.

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:27Andrew Santino?

  You never know where it's gonna happen.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  But when I was driving back from Palm Springs, I was thinking to myself, wow, I should just drive off this freeway. Because I'm so lonely.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  Come to my house.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm so lonely.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  I wanted you at my house.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  I am so lonely and so alone, I have nobody. I literally have nobody. I know you have you, but it's like, you know, I don't wanna rely on, you know, so it's like, um.

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  I want you to want me.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, I know, I know.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  I want you to want me.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I, um, it was so miserable.

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  I actually held out.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  I feel so alone.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  We kept a chair.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 44:54Andrew Santino?

  We kept a chair for you at the dinner table. Do you know this?

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  We kept a chair at the table in the hopes that you would show up because I even said.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  I said.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  I have nobody.

• 45:04Andrew Santino?

  You have me.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm alone. I'm truly alone.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  I really am.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Why do you say that?

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Because I am?

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  But, but.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  I wake up and I go, oh, no one's fucking here.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay, okay. First of all.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  First of all, let's be real, though.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  Not someone being in your home is different than you having a wealth of people that are deeply in love with you on many levels.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  I can tell you that's a fact.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  I mean, last night I was like sitting there with Ian Bag just talking.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  Love Ian Bag.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  I do too.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  It's like one of the funniest dudes in comedy.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I was like, he's like, are you okay? I go, I'm so alone.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  Where were you at? Store?

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Improv.

• 45:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, that'll make you feel lonely. That place.

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, no, I, I get it. But by the way, comedy clubs are the worst place for our egos.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's like, it's, it's, it's a test. It's a test. It's a test of your skill and your self-assurance and your self-awareness and all that shit. Stand-up clubs are hard on your ego, whether we know it or not.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean hard on our egos?

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Because you're, you're constantly in, you should know of all people, you are constantly in conflict with yourself over being good enough and funny enough and.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's also, um.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  That's a hard place to do.

• 46:12Speaker 06

  Keeps you honest.

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  Keeps you honest, yeah. Well, it keeps you, it also keeps you very introspective.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause you know how you and I did this show Friday night, it was packed in the main room?

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  Slammed.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  But, but you weren't on the lineup last night in the main room?

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  I didn't go.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  It was just me?

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  It was dead.

• 46:27Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was so strange.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  Saturday night?

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  They had to put both curtains up.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I was back there and I'm like, you know, the only kind of name, except for Yamanika was in town, so she did it.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  But I was just like, oh, I, I can't, I'm, I'm, I don't draw anymore. I'm gonna.

• 46:43Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  I know it's not, but in my mind, I'm like, and people are like, dude, it's the holiday.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  It's the holiday weekend.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's like, and then when you're already in a state of depression, it just kind of piles on and you start thinking negatively.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  It spirals.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  It spirals. So I'm like, been spiraling.

• 46:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, I thought in the, this morning in the shower, cause we talked last week, you asked me about my depression and I want to give you some credit. You, you guys listened and I got out when I needed to get out and it made me feel really good. But I want you to be honest then.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  About your depression, where you go when you get low. Because I didn't ask you back. You kind of let me just mouth vomit.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  That's fine. Um, what do you mean, where do I go?

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, you asked-

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Inside myself?

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  You said, "Where do I go when I get really depressed?" And I told you where I think I disappear to.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Where do you go?

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  I told you last week. I think I, I, I just, I get in a place of isolation.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to talk to people. I need to be left alone, and I need to either exercise or go away. Like, when you drive back from Palm Springs when you were sad, where, where, where are you?

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  I start fantasizing about like, um, where I could, like, ending it all. Not my life.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  Like, where you-

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  But I would end this whole pursuit of comedy and this dream.

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  And then I would like, sell all my assets.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Retire, so to-

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Retire, you know, grab all my, and go to the, you know, like, a town that no one knows me.

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  Where is this?

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  What does it look-

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  I've always thought about like, taking, like, having, like, a bunch of, like, in a fishbowl, a bunch of, like, trailer parks.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Like, trailer parks, like-

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, literal trailer-

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, trailer, and putting my hand in, I go, "Oh, I guess I'm gonna live in, like, Shreveport, Louisiana."

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  For how long? A year?

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  My rest of my life.

• 48:24Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, you gotta keep doing the, keep dipping in the fish-

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Maybe every year, but I would get, go into a trailer park and just disappear.

• 48:29Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  Trailer Park Bobby.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, um, I would look strange, too.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  What do you, what would you look?

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Bell bottoms.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  Every day?

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Even in Louisiana?

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I look like El Cucaracha.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love El Cucaracha.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would do El Cucaracha, Cucaracha with a, I would bring a, um-

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  Wife beater? What are you wearing up top?

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  A wife beater, but also, I want, but also, I want, definitely, like, one of those El Machachi guitar-

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Are on my shoulder, right? Bell bottoms. A lot of, like, his, like, you know, I would go to his style, too.

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  Who, McCone?

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  No, um, uh, fancy.

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what, shitty shirts?

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, t-shirts with, like, you know, I mean, bread, of people doing, uh, doing dancing. You know what I mean? And then I would probably wear, um, and this is probably not appropriate, but something with feathers.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  How is that not appropriate? What, are you not allowed to like feathers?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  You know, people says cultural appropriation or whatever.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  I would have, you know what, I would do that, but with three feathers and a gigantic blood diamond on my forehead.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, not a polished one.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  No, just a raw blood diamond.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Right. And then it was like maybe blood from like

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  Real blood.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  A revolutionary, you know what I mean, on it, or, or, you know, or a smuggler.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to South Africa.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just dried on there. You know what I mean? I would probably wear the football paint.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, like war paint?

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  No, not war paint, football paint. Or just, you know how sometimes they just put black?

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do you know what that's for?

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  That's actually interesting. I'm surprised that football players are the only ones that wear that.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  Why aren't, soccer players could wear it too.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would do that.

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  Reflection of the light, light of the sun. It helps.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  Helps it keep it out of your eyes.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Make my eyes wider.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  If I wore that, because the sun's not...

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Blood, blood diamond.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Imagine all it takes for

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Three feathers.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  All it takes for Asians to have bigger eyes, just put on that black under their eyes.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 50:15Speaker 07

  They can use an extra fine Sharpie.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Ohhh.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  There he is.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  How you're here? Yeah, yeah. He only waits.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  He only waits for the jokes that he knows he can tell.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Right? If we ask him to do the joke, he can't think of it.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? But if, if one pops in and says, even if it's gonna piss me off, he has to say it because he knows that it's, it's kind of good.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Kind of good.

• 50:36Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  So let's, let's get back on a happy track then.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Is there something you're excited for at the end of the year or the beginning of next year?

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing brewing for you?

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  Nothing?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm excited about, I've, I've lost 10 pounds, so I'm gonna, I think, I'm, I'm excited about, um...

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  Awesome.

• 50:53Speaker 07

  I watched the original Christmas episode, like a few days ago.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:56Speaker 07

  It's wild how much smaller you look.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:00Speaker 07

  That's like...

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  You do look smaller. Everyone has commented. Literally everybody.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  But when I get another 10, 15 pounds, I'm gonna then

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  Go to the gym.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Do my thing.

• 51:09Andrew Santino?

  Have you, can you, does your penis look better?

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm serious. When you lose some weight, sometimes your dick looks better.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  Most of the weight's from that.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god. Your dick lost 10 pounds?

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  Five pounds.

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Definitely five pounds of dick.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  So let's get you fat again.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  That's a bad idea.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny. I went to the spa the other day and I saw a couple of really big dudes with like little micro dicks.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  They look like buttons.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  You mean big as in fat or strong?

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  No, they're just a button.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  No, no, their body. Were they fat or strong?

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fat.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, fat's different.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  They're huge, right? But they have a little Benjamin Button there.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  That's why they got so fat.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  You have a tiny penis, you're gonna eat your sadness away.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  But I wonder why, how that happens. They have big hands.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they probably got fat because of their small dick I just said. They got sad. They saw that little pecker and they thought, "Never gonna use this. I might as well just eat away my feelings."

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  I like seeing a buff guy at the gym with a small little penis. I love that.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause he's like, "Fucking, I'm jacked." And you're like, "Nah."

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  But that's why he's buff.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  I know, but that's...

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  For that, overcompensating.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  That's why regular guys like us have regular dicks. It's great.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  We didn't, we didn't win, we didn't lose. It's fine.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  You know what, you know what our cocks are? Vanilla bean ice cream.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  French vanilla bean. It's good, it's fine.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  It's not the one that everybody wants, but it's fine.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  You know, and yours has a little bit of mango in it. We got a couple slices of mango.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Lique fruit.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Lique, lique.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Lique fruit, yeah, yeah.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  It is funny. By the way, I just, at the spa today, I went in the hot tub and, you know, you go naked in the men's spa. So I'm naked in the hot tub and a guy came out of the, uh, came out of the sauna and didn't know someone was in there, cause I'm sure he went in and no one was on that section. It was kind of quiet today. And he came out and he like saw me and panicked and grabbed one of the towels to cover up his little penis. And then I had to pretend like I didn't see his little penis.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  Cause he stood right there and I, and I kinda like...

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Are you naked?

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  Looked the other way. Yeah, you have to be.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, so when I'm at the, I took Jules to the, not Jules, Jessie to the Wee Spa.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  We went to Wee Spa together.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  How was that?

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  It was so fun.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She was a little scared.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, it's foreign.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But when, I always notice...

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  Literally.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I always notice though, there's like white dudes completely wearing like basketball shorts in the steam room. And then the Koreans and the blacks were like completely naked.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  Right, yeah.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  But there's always, why, why is that?

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  Uh, why?

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  At the white meeting. You guys talk about that at the white meeting?

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, and this is gonna offend you, but we wear shorts because we don't wanna sit on the same ground as you. We need some sort of cloth separation.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 53:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's good. Oh, because you know what the thing is? When I go to the steam room, I put a towel down and I sit on that. That's not enough protection?

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  Not for us.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Maybe it's psychological.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  It's mainly psychological.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's like, you know, when you put down, you know, when you put down, people put down those things on the toilet?

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  That's not doing anything.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  But we need the reassurance.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Um, can we create a company that makes those that make them like thicker?

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  The toilet seat covers?

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I think it's a great idea.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Can we not have a fucking, there's gotta be a substitute for that.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  But it can, but it has to be, be able to throw away. So how can it decompose?

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Because the thing is, is that when you, because I sat at the, I was at the airport when we were coming back.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I was pooping.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Emergency poo and somebody had peed on the fucking.

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  Seat.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Seat.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  Gross.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  So you have to put nine layers of those things to absorb the pee so that it doesn't get on your.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  What if we just travel with one of those?

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  By the way, it's a, there's a neck pillow. It's a neck pillow and.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah. That's interesting. But there's still pee on the fucking, what do you call it? The seat?

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  So you gotta clean that.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  You have a pee side and a butt side. And you always have the pee side down. You just always know which side is, it's by color.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Right. I don't know.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  The pee side will be yellow and the.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  That's a little too thick to walk around with.

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  You think so?

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, we'll have a carryall. We'll have a bag that's specifically designed for it that looks cool.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  See, you don't, see, women don't have that because, you know, women sit down and they pee, right?

• 55:07Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  No, she stands up.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  I know. What?

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  She lifts one leg up like a dog. She hovers.

• 55:14Speaker 04

  I step on the seat and then I squat.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 55:17Speaker 04

  Because I don't want to squat.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, you really, you don't stand on the seat, you just hover?

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  You physically stand.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  He puts two feet on there like a fucking monkey.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  You put your feet on the toilet seat?

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Like a spider monkey, dude.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you just hover?

• 55:34Speaker 04

  It's hard because.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  I know a lot of women that hover. Hovering is a very normal, they hold the walls.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what, but what I'm saying is that if everyone just sat, you're not gonna get pee on the seat.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  We have pee on the seat because people stand and pee on the seat.

• 55:46Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, how about this? How about this? Uh, uh, why is it, you know, like the, the women do the hovering technique, you know, like this, this is like a, a constant thing.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  I, I like what you're thinking.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  What? What? What were you saying?

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  I, I just know it's gonna be something enlightening.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be great. I love it. Tell me.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Why aren't women's toilets higher off the ground then?

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Uh, that wasn't what I.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  Why do they have to hover and crouch? Why can't they just, why don't they make a mechanism that like goes up to them? So they can just stand? Why don't they do that? Why do they have to hover over, or this?

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, so you're stand and it's kind of like a thing that goes over here?

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  And you're just like, right?

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  You hit a button, woo!

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  And it just cups, yeah.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, shh, right?

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  Why don't they do that?

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  And they, boop, and you can walk.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  So now you're in.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Why don't they do that with us?

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  We don't need that, because we, we like to stand and pee. It's like a nature, it's like a, it's like a male nature.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean for pooing.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I don't, well. Extra tall toilet. See, this is what I'm talking about.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Can you, can you poo like that? No, you can't poo like that.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing, yeah, I've done that.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  You pooed straight up?

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, stiff as a board.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  It must be messy.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  That's how we end the meeting. Tell you that's your exit. No, but when I've camped, when I've gone camping?

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  You lean against a rock and poop. You never done that?

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 57:08Speaker 04

  Have you pooped in the ocean?

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  And God knows I know you have. I know you've.

• 57:14Speaker 04

  It's super hard.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  I know you've pooped in the ocean.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's so gross.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  It's so.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Awesome. It's actually awesome.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Now, I've never pooped in the ocean, but every time I pee in the ocean, I also stand up above water level, so I'm not peeing underwater.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  Why?

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  Because I don't want anything swimming inside my papito.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Speak, speaking of the ocean.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  That's a real thing. It's a real fear or something. And by the way, oh, this is what I was gonna say too. Looked up the statistic of this. Catching something like from a toilet seat, like from sitting on it, is literally impossible. You'd have to have open wounds on your legs, and there'd have to be fresh bacteria on the seat to catch anything from the toilet.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can catch poo.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  And I don't want poo. I'm sorry. You can ca- catch poo and pee, and I don't want that.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you just wipe it off.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  It just, you, on your, off of my butt cheek? I don't want poo on my butt cheek.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  Before I sit down.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, who's pooping on the toilet seat?

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  I've seen it.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  This one that's hovering?

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  A hover shit?

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  No, but when I get in the bathroom, I take toilet paper, I wipe the seat anyway.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  It's still dirty.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  How? How dirty?

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  How dirt, no, seriously, how dirty? No one is pooping, the only thing that's getting on there is other people's butts. That's it. That's it. No one is lifting up and pooping on the seat. It doesn't happen, it will not happen, it cannot happen.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God, I've seen poo on the seat before.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Then maybe it's at a place where young kids are and they're fucking, they're little shitty gross, but most of the time in an adult atmosphere, there's nothing on the seat. Maybe a little bit of piss.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  A little bit of piss. By the way, if you peed in a toilet with shorts on, you feel it on your legs.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  You pee in a urinal, you feel it all over your legs.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  I just think that the, God should have made it different.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  Our-

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Body's different.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, where would you, where would you put it?

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  I put the butthole in the bottom of my foot.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  You've said this before and I think that's a great idea. And where do you pee from? Your fingers?

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You can get it, you can get it away from you.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  You could shit and pee at the same, like, shh. You know what I mean?

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  Just your, yeah, your, ah.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Dude, imagine.

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  This would be great.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  That's why if someone's pissing-

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  But then you'd sit down and you'd have to wipe like this, though.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  That's not bad.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  That's not bad, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Or you do, or we just create a mechanism. You know, like at a bar, you know how they, you flip a glass upside down and they have a washer, water sprays up, just have that for your foot.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking great.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Little foot washer.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  That's great, dude.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  Don't have to wipe ever again.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Unless somebody has a foot fetish. That'd be weird, maybe. Not really.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  No, well, yeah, that would be weird.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, I would gaze.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  Foot fucker?

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  You foot fucker.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  That's a new, look at these foot fuckers over there.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Look at that foot fucker there, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm not going near those foot fuckers, get what I mean?

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, a foot-

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Would you fuck the foot?

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  I would.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I would fuck the foot.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  I love, you know I like feet.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  I love a good foot. Something about it on the internet, when you see a good foot, you're like, that's sexy.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  A shoe salesman for a women's department has to be a girl then, probably.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Otherwise you're a perv.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just grabbing the foot, you know what I mean? Taking the sock off.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's the same thing with, it's the same thing with gynecologists. And I found out that, like, there's male gynecologists, you're like, what?

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  You would never, you've never had a male doctor that, no. Wouldn't you be so uncomfortable?

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I think Elias is a man, I think.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  Interesting, interesting, interesting. Wait, it is, her, her gynecologist, fewer than half practicing OB-GYNs are men. Fewer than half, still too many, still too many.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  I love when people, like, kids would be like, "I want to be a gynecologist." It's like, really?

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it'd be, take away all the fun.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Not just that, it's like, you know- You have to fucking like Judi Dench vagina.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it's a dame.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you know what I mean? Like, it's like. Do you know what I mean?

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  A variety of different.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Too many.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  And you get to see the worst, the best and the worst. Best and the worst.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you don't want to see it all the time. It's like when you work at McDonald's, you lose the taste of the food. You don't want to work in the firework factory, you just want to buy them.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  Like, boy, do I like buying them.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  I love buying them, yeah.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  I want to say this, for Christmas this year, I want one thing from you.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Happiness next.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  I want you to be happy next year, and I'm gonna work tirelessly on making you happy. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna find a way. I'm gonna find a way. I promise. I will find a way. Where there's a will, there is a way.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Yes, yes. Look at me.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna find a way. I promise.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  What do you want for Christmas, Jules?

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  You're in luck, we got a gift for you.

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  Bring out the gifts.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want the gifts.

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we definitely want the gifts. Oh, wow, look at this.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you. Tell me what to do.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, he says this is not worth a lot, but I'm gonna love it.

• 1:02:02Speaker 06

  No, he said it was priceless.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Priceless.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you my genuine response.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  All right, hold on one second.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Who's one starts?

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  Uh, well, let Fancy start, get his out of the way. No, no, no, Fancy's last. Okay, all right, Bob, you go first.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  I go first? Okay.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  No, stop. Jules, go first.

• 1:02:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, I should go this way.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Ski? One ski.

• 1:02:27Speaker 07

  Jules is kind of a throwback.

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 1:02:30Speaker 04

  Oh, a katana!

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  It's plastic?

• 1:02:35Andrew Santino?

  No, it's real.

• 1:02:36Speaker 06

  It's the $500 million one.

• 1:02:38Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  Whoa. That is so dope.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  That's so cool.

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  Thank you, Macaulay, this is so cool.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  So dope, dude.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm actually impressed.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  That's a pretty cool one.

• 1:02:50Speaker 04

  That's cool, thank you.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, dude, be careful with this.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  That's not a real.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a knife.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  It's not steel, though.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  Put your hand out and feel it.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Let me see this.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Hand right there.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't want to do that.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  Just once.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Can I?

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not, it's wood.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  It's wood?

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  All right, let me do mine.

• 1:03:07Speaker 07

  Oh, I got some stuff for Cubby.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow, salmon skins!

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, for the dog.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow, for the dog.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, for the dog, and it's a little Christmas sweater. Yay, thank you, dude. Honestly, thank you. And by the way, you know who else likes salmon skins? Rudy. My little salmon skin girl.

• 1:03:29Speaker 04

  Can you really eat this?

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  You can. Go ahead, give it a whirl.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  No, it's for the dogs.

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? It's just salmon.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't want her to eat it, dude.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  I want her to eat it.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  All right, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Yours, yours, yours. Let's see it.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know what this is.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  You're so crazy.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  You have a best of Bobby Lee.

• 1:03:48Speaker 07

  I made that.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  You made this?

• 1:03:50Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  No way.

• 1:03:53Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  How'd you find these on YouTube?

• 1:03:55Speaker 07

  I had, yeah, I scrubbed through a bunch of YouTube, a bunch of Reddit, I downloaded as much as I could, and I cut together like a 73-minute compilation.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude.

• 1:04:03Speaker 07

  And I burned it onto a Blu-ray. So you could play that on any of your gaming devices that has a disc reader.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  I do, yeah, I can read, I see it.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what's incredible about this?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  The effort he put into your gift.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, express, express.

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  Versus, literally, anybody else.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he went to Petco for you.

• 1:04:21Andrew Santino?

  Petco?

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  Target, my guy.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Target, yeah, my guy.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Give me that, let me see it. That is incredible.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  This is incredible.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Craft and, and heart.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  I will say this-

• 1:04:30Speaker 07

  It's based on the first season DVD release on Mad TV.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  American comedy icon Bobby Lee finally gets the home media release he deserves. See all his greatest sketches, at least all the ones I could find on the internet. For some reason, this fucking show isn't streaming anywhere. A collection so funny, it will have your whole family shouting, "Uh-oh, hot dog." Merry Christmas 2024 from McConaughey. It's a real Blu-ray.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Should work on any gaming device with a disc slot or a Blu-ray player. Runtime is 73 minutes. Wow.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  73 minutes?

• 1:05:02Speaker 07

  Uh-huh.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  That's how much footage is out there?

• 1:05:05Speaker 07

  I mean, there's even more that I cut out. Like, if you weren't like the lead of a sketch, I cut it.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude. That's incredible, dude.

• 1:05:12Andrew Santino?

  It's an extremely thoughtful gift.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  It really is.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  I got nothing.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  You got nothing.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  And, and, and I, I pay you. I pay you.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  I give you so much.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  You're hard to-

• 1:05:21Speaker 07

  You're so hard.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  It's so, I'm insulted for you, dude.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  You built this.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  You built, you could have built me something. That is a beautiful gift.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 1:05:30Andrew Santino?

  Alright Fancy, open up your fucking gift.

• 1:05:31Speaker 07

  Uh, and so, I want Fancy to be able to appreciate some real cinema. So, I also got Fancy a Best of Bobby.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  That is nice.

• 1:05:41Speaker 06

  Which is what I've always wanted.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  That is what you've.

• 1:05:44Speaker 06

  If I don't have enough of Bobby.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  So you burned it twice?

• 1:05:47Speaker 07

  No, I actually just made the cover twice. There's not a real one in there.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't afford a second disc?

• 1:05:51Speaker 07

  No, that's actually an SNL, the Best of Chris Farley Disc.

• 1:05:55Speaker 06

  Which is way better, thank you.

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay. You're a piece of shit. That's mean.

• 1:06:00Speaker 06

  Nah.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  Take it back right now.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:06:02Speaker 06

  No, I think it likes Bobby.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  It's true. It's true.

• 1:06:06Andrew Santino?

  Is it? Is it though?

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Real good. Thank you.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  Is it true?

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  It's true.

• 1:06:11Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, thank you, McCall.

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:06:15Speaker 06

  Thank you, my good.

• 1:06:16Speaker 07

  Merry Christmas.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  Merry Christmas, McCall. Thank you so much. That was nice. Um, my dog will love this.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  We'll give you a, we gave you a career, so have a Merry Christmas. Um, before we go, I want to recommend something to our listeners.

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Um, so I've been, you know, you ever heard of Sirius the Podcast?

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, yeah, you have.

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  Sirius? I don't know it. No.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  It's called Sirius or? Serial. Serial.

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Not serious. Are you serious? No, no. Serial the Podcast.

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Serial.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  There's a new one called, um, The Good Whale.

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  The Good Whale?

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's, um, I tried to bring up the last podcast. I said, I brought up Keiko. Right? But, um, then we didn't riff on it, but, um, it really is, um, an enlightening little podcast.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  What is it about?

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  So have you ever seen Free Willy?

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  The movie?

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  So when they, they, they found a whale to play Willy.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  It was this whale in Mexico.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  Hard to cast.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was a Mexican whale.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, wanna be Free Willy.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  You would think if they got a whale to jump, it would have been a black whale.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Right. But um, so then when, when um, the movie comes out, it becomes a hit. And all the kids are like, where is this whale? And they're like, it's in this tiny little pool. It's malnut- malnutrition.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  Malnourished, yeah.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Kind of, I mean, I, you know, I don't know what the conditions were, they weren't.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  Gross.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  I mean, they weren't the best.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  It's awful.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Right, so they, so the, playing pretty much every, everyone on the planet that had something to do with whales. Um, they go, we, we want to try to free him, but he's been in captivity since he was a ki- baby.

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  This is real Free Willy.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  So they ship, they build a completely big facility in Oregon. This high-tech facility.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  So they build his muscles and they try to train him in terms of how to catch fish, how to dive, you know what I mean, all that stuff. And then after a couple of years, they bring him to Iceland, uh, Iceland where they found the baby to release him, but they put him in a little bay first. And it's this voyage out into the real sea.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  And wow, and you, well, you don't see it, you hear it, it's a pod.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  It's five episodes, I listened to all of it and it's really just, you know, it melts your heart.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Did it live? Cause a lot of times.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't know if we should give that away.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, we did, it's great.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:44Andrew Santino?

  Fuck it.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, my instinct. That's what makes me so mad about this documentary, that's why I want people to listen to it. So when people go, what the fuck? And I go, fuck you too, I saw you, you know what I mean? That's on you, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  My instinct was that it didn't live, because when they re-acclimate.

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  He came close though.

• 1:08:57Andrew Santino?

  Not really.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  No, what, can I just tell, since we just gave it away?

• 1:09:00Andrew Santino?

  Was he killed by another killer whale?

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, what happened was, it's so sad because it's like, all these, you know, all his trainers and all the people that work for this organization, they, they got to a point where they, cause he was so reliant on humans.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  That even if he saw a boat, he would just come up to the boat and, and say hi. So that what all these people would do, they would have to hide.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  So all of a sudden now, K goes alone.

• 1:09:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  And he doesn't know what to do. So they open up the bay and then they see, you know, sometimes these killer whales have these parties.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  I've been to one.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  I know, in the white?

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but they're half-black, too.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  We're okay with that.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  Depends on that.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  So they have these parties, and like Keiko would watch from a distance. But he's in the ocean, and they're all communicating, having fun, and Keiko's just like, I don't know what to do.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  So one day Keiko just, because they're all the, his trainers are hiding, he just starts going into the ocean by himself, traveling thousands of miles.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Keiko.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  By himself, you know what I mean? And then, one day in Norway, this little kid and his Norwegian family were on their boat, and Keiko pops his head up, he traveled thousands of miles. And they're like, whoa, this killer whale is so nice. And he would just follow them around, because he just, you know what I mean, he's so lonely. And then, um, and at night, the family could hear Keiko outside. Yeah, yeah, like, where are you, you know what I mean? I know, it's so sad. Right? And then, um, he dies.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  He dies, he dies.

• 1:10:35Andrew Santino?

  He dies.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  It's so sad. It's so sad.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  But that's the circle of life.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  It's not, that's not the circle of life. You don't take, here's what it is.

• 1:10:43Andrew Santino?

  They shouldn't have done it in the first.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Killer whales, right, they're so attached to their mothers, in fact, right? Killer whale mothers, right, even when their son is fully grown, they'll rip up a piece of fish and then leave some for the kid. That's how attached they are.

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's like, and they're called pods, that's your family, and they know each other for all their lives, right, and they have their own language, they know how to communicate. Keiko doesn't know any of that shit.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  So of course, Keiko wasn't gonna survive based on all that. I mean, this is like ripping away their core instincts and...

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, you should not, I mean, SeaWorld should not exist. Any of these things should not exist.

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you do? What about zoos?

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  I think zoos are bullshit.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Bullshit.

• 1:11:24Andrew Santino?

  Bullshit.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  It's Auschwitz for animals.

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:11:27Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  What are you laughing at? You know, you seem like a guy that captures them.

• 1:11:32Speaker 07

  I like the alliteration of Auschwitz for animals.

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:11:36Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, whenever you see these animals, it's just like they just, they don't know what's going on.

• 1:11:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's also, I don't care how like kept the zoo is, it's always, it's always awful. It's always looks like shit. They look like they're bummed. That's why there's always sorts of like wild shit that happens at a zoo. Because they just don't want to be there. They don't want to fucking live like. They know in their gut, they're not supposed to be there. And they look sad every fucking time you go. It's the worst.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  But also, when they, so when they brought Keiko to the new, um, um, tank that they built in Oregon. They built half of the tank where it's see-through. And reporters and people from the town would visit. And Keiko would always come by and just sit there and just say hi to these humans, like, you know what I mean? And play with them.

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  He was raised by humans.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, she just loved humans. And all of a sudden they were like, nah. You know what I mean? It's insane. He doesn't.

• 1:12:27Andrew Santino?

  Is it a guy or a girl, Keiko?

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a boy.

• 1:12:30Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Maybe man up his name.

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what?

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Make, change his name?

• 1:12:34Andrew Santino?

  Keiko. That was probably why he didn't make it.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I mean, Merry Christmas to everybody.

• 1:12:41Andrew Santino?

  Merry Christmas to almost everybody.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you for being a bad.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  Almost everybody.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:12:45Speaker 06

  Don't go Keiko on us.

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, can I tell you something? If you're gonna land a joke to close the show, it's gotta be seamless.

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  I mean, she said don't four times.

• 1:12:52Andrew Santino?

  Have you gotten worse at speaking English?

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't be Keiko.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  It's almost like since you became a citizen, you're shittier at getting it out. Jules, wish everyone a happy Christmas. Go ahead.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  Merry Christmas and thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  God bless.

• 1:13:06Speaker 06

  And with that Christmas song?

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  So this is our bad friends' Christmas song that we wrote, uh, together.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  We did?

• 1:13:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you remember this?

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:17Andrew Santino?

  Christmas here, you are here.

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  Come on. You know it.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Be with your family, don't have tears.

• 1:13:29Andrew Santino?

  Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Black friends, Mexican friends, all around the fireplace.

• 1:13:39Andrew Santino?

  Christmas, Christmas.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  And the little ones we called children.

• 1:13:45Andrew Santino?

  And the dwarfs. Christmas. It's Christmas. Christmas. And jolly candy, candy corns. Jewel, it's your verse.

• 1:13:58Speaker 04

  Egg nugs and cinnamon crunch together.

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  Christmas. Christmas.

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  Oh, what a wonderful Christmas.

• 1:14:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. Christmas, Christmas.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Couple more lines?

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  I love everyone.

• 1:14:21Andrew Santino?

  Christmas. Christmas, Christmas.

• 1:14:26Andrew Santino?

  Go! Yeah.

• 1:14:29Speaker 04

  Um, jingle bells.

• 1:14:30Andrew Santino?

  Merry Christmas, Christmas. Dude, imagine if you walked into a lounge, you heard this, this was a lounge act. Dude, you would just leave. You would just leave. Imagine being depressed on Christmas and walking into here and Christmas, Christmas. Thank you for being a bad friend. That's so funny. Christmas, Christmas.