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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I've been watching is, um, people, kids watching Sixth Sense for the first time. How do you like not know the outcome of that movie?

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, if kids are, people that were born in the year like 2000, a 24-year-old doesn't know.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's just like, I just feel like that's something that they, you know, it's like, you know, Soylent Green are people, do you remember that?

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Like, I never even saw Soylent Green, but I know Soylent Green are people.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but 99, this movie came out. Okay, so kids born in 2000, 2001, young 20-year-olds, they wouldn't have seen this.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  But, no, I'm saying they haven't seen it, but would they know the, you know what I mean?

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  The bit?

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  The switch.

• 1:33Andrew Santino?

  Right, maybe.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  The surprise, I just feel like that's a part of, but when you watch, YouTubers or people watching it, they get really, oh, she's dead, you know, whatever. I don't want to give it away, but they're, they get freaked out. You see, black dudes too, especially.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  It's always.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  Nah, oh nah, you know what I mean? They get nah!

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  By the way, we, you know, we've reached peak internet, but someone literally sent this to me yesterday, I came up, I didn't text Carlos. You know how black dudes will get high and watch comedy stuff?

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  There's two black guys that got high to watch Bad Friends.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, we made it.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want you to, I don't want you to watch it.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  We made it.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't even want to watch it, because they laugh, they laugh.

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  When black dudes get high and watch us?

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Do they watch?

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Do they laugh?

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  They were dying.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  That made me feel so cool. That's like when a black guy calls you the N-word, you know what I mean? And you're like, all right, I'll take it.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Because at the, I did a Firefire show.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  You did a Firefire show? What did you say? A firefighter show?

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  What'd you think I said?

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  A firefight show.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  It's a firefighter show.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  It sounds the same.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  No, did I slow it down?

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  Do it one more time.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  I did a firefighter.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  Firefighter show.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I said, dude.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  Firefighter show.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Bro, bro, bro, come on, Dan.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  It's a firefighter show.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  Ryel was there.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Fireball.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  How you can, is that what he says?

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Ha, ha, ha.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Ah, ah, ah.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  How you can, wait, what is it? How you can? Hadoken?

• 3:02Speaker 05

  Hadoken?

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  No, in Street Fighter. Is it Street Fighter? Yeah, Street Fighter.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  Street Fighter. Hadoken. Hadoken.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  That's what he said? Hadoken? Oh.

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, it's Hadoken.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Hadoken, uh, new wave motion or Fist of Surge. Special attack from Capcom Street Fighter.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Sorry. So you're at a firefight show?

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Am I saying it right?

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  I think so.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A fire, fireman show.

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  That's gay. Yeah, it sounds like a.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  That's gay?

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  Little gay burlesque.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna put you out.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Well, then forget it.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  No, come on.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I don't even wanna partake anymore.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  You were at a firefighter.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, God, it's a dead end, huh?

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Not at the firefight show. Your end's always open.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  So I, so, so it was a benefit show at the Improv? And it was, so it was me, Griffin, right, Amir K, and Fitzsimmons.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  I love Amir. I love Fitz.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Fitz, right.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  And Griff. I love Griff.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, but the first part of the show was firefighters doing stand-up.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, like local LA department?

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah. And they had about eight of them.

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  It was to raise money for these guys?

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  It was like some sort of benefit for fire people.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  What is going on with this? They're always handing out buckets. They need money, these guys? What's going on with these guys?

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Dude, fighting fire is expensive.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  They're never doing it.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Water, you need. What else do you need?

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  They're never fighting fires.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Just water.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you gotta have a dog.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  You need the Dalmatian?

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for optics, right?

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  No, they go.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Or maybe the shiny red, you know, yeah, the fire, you gotta shine that up.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  The what, the fire truck?

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  It's already pre-shined.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but so, those are extra shiny.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  See, that's why it starts to get real gay. They're in the firehouse, they're clay, they're shining it up all day with their shirts off. They're just lifting weights.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  They have their hoses out.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:54Speaker 05

  There's a pole.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  There's a pole.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  There's a pole.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  They're raising money.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  In a floor glory hole.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  A floor glory hole.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  A floor glory hole.

• 5:04Speaker 05

  Of milking table with earth.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, kinda.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 5:11Speaker 05

  You can do that like on a beach, you can lay.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what you're saying.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  Continue the story.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  Don't give him too much airtime.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, I went early, we all went early, and number one, they killed.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. One after another, I'm not kidding you.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Who was in the crowd? People whose houses were on fire?

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, other fire people.

• 5:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it was all fire people?

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's all firemen.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why they.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  No, but, no, but they were actually okay.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  Like, who wrote the jokes for them?

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, and they all had different point of views, they all went, it got to the point though, dude, where me, Griffin, and Amir were standing there and we all were holding each other going, what if we bomb? It would be, because we're supposed to be the pros.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? So then Eric goes up there, he does good, I'm next, right?

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  And I don't know why I brought this up, because you brought up the two, um.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Two black guys.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Black guys watching, right? And this dude, this blonde dude had shades on, you know how sometimes they get Martin Lawrence-y?

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, they get like, like Biden-y.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know what I mean, they just get all, hold on, just get all like, where am I? You know what I mean?

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about, dude? They get all... I was with you with Martin Lawrence.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  He lost me.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, no. He was an older black guy, right? He's wearing like a brown tracksuit. He was wearing shades and he was just kinda going, "Where am I?"

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Was he onstage?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  No, he was off to the side. You know how you go down the stairs? He was sitting there with shades with a beautiful... his wife.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But they're older. And he... also, they like to si... I don't say "they." That's insane. That's insane what I'm doing.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  I know what you were saying.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  But, you know, he had like one leg on something like this, like this, like this, as if he was...

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  In a park. On a bench.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Drinking lemonade.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  In a nice summer day.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  And you know what color it is? It's pink.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  It's purple.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  It's pink.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  It's grape.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  They... Black people love pink lemonade.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  They do.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  The way that we love Arnold Palmer's.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  So this guy, right? I was observing him.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  He was dying laughing at every fireman.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  He was a fireman himself.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I didn't ask him.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  He must have.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what? And, um, he was laughing. But then when I went up?

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  Ice cold.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Ice cold like a river.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Nothing.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  Not a smile, not a smirk, not a wince?

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  He almost looked mad. When I'm... when I get nervous?

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  And I have to do well? I start getting real weird fast.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I make my hair weird.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  But I like it.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  I stumble onstage like a character, you know what I mean? And I just start going, "Pee, pee, pee, pee." You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Poking my pee pee, you know what I mean? Like I literally go, "Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee." Like that, right? And he... our media's like, "Nah."

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  Nah, he didn't like that.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  I crushed.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  Still.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  But still, he... I couldn't break him.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you never will.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  I will.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  No, you will not.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  One day I will.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Sir, wherever you are.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  Come back to a show, sir. Let's see if we can really crack you.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Do you know how much money they raised for firefighters?

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  I didn't ask.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  My grandfather was a firefighter, you know that? And I've talked to him over the years and I said, you know, cops get a lot of like flack, you know, cops are always, they're always like, uh, cops are racist. You know, that's a lot of flack people say.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about that.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  You never heard this?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Never heard that.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Good. But I think it's interesting that people always say like, oh, cops are racist, all the cops are bad, all cops are racist. Firefighters never, no one ever says that about them.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't think they are.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  They are?

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they are.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what, can I give you a theory, maybe?

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, they're just stronger cops.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, imagine, it's a job that you have.

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  When only one specific event happens.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Right? So there could be a month that goes by, no, or?

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Like you're a robbery.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Is there a fire every day?

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  Right, so what I'm saying is that's, I assume months go by.

• 9:17Speaker 06

  They rescue cats from trees.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  They do, but fuck you, alright?

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  A hundred and seventy-six fire stations exist, no, how many fires are there in the United States? No, but.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  In LA, in LA.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  I will say this.

• 9:28Speaker 06

  They're out every day.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  Look at this, approximately seventeen thousand fires in the city. That also includes like small shop forefront fire.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  That's not a big, that's not.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  It's not real.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  It's not real.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  Arson, that includes arson.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Arson.

• 9:43Speaker 06

  That's a forty-six a day.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so then they're, they're always working?

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  They're probably pretty busy, yeah.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then my theory's wrong. I always assumed like, you know, they're just, just playing like Jenga up there in the, in the firehouse, you know what I mean? And then, oh, man, you know what I mean? I don't know why I said it like that, but like, oh, man, fire, let's go, boo hoo, and they go down the pool.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  They have way more medical emergencies in the West Hollywood Fire Department, that's all medical emergencies.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what they, they, uh, because we, I used to, you know, we, we used to, um.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Because when you get something stuck up your ass, they gotta be there for all that.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  No, Kalala used to get heart murmurs.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  No, I get them all the time.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  And then we'd call the ambulance.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't do that.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  And a fire truck would come sometimes.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  They have to.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they come.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Why though?

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  Why what?

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Why the fire truck? With the ambulance?

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  They want to show off their big ladder.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  No, they have, I think it's part of the, it's a part of, uh, it's required that they have to show up with it, with paramedics. Because in case someone's stuck in something, or who knows. Well, here, let's get the fucking answer from this woman. The goal is to get help who needs it as fast as possible. Ambulances can be delayed or unavailable at the time. Because paramedics also are, are EMT. EMTs also can be firefighters, or they have to be?

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude, I think you're right, because I think, um, a couple, a couple of times ambulance didn't come, it was only a firefighter.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  But he had?

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  But he had all the equipment.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he had the experience.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  And they had that, wow, they do so many things.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  Would she get her heart shocked back into, into rhythm?

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  She had an ablation, so we, we got a couple of operations on her heart. Yeah.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  I get murmurs all the time.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever, um?

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Get worried about it? Yeah, a lot.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, have you thought, considered an ablation? You know what it is?

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  A, a black Asian?

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes. I should've said, have you considered getting a Tiger Woods?

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  That's what they call the surgery?

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, um.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  I've thought about doing something to it, but my doctors have always said it's okay.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I guess they go, they, it's like a little, they go through all the like, veins and stuff on one side of the body with, with, I don't know.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Usually they go through your belly button a lot, and that freaks me out. They open up your belly button. You know, my wife had surgery, she had, they'd go through your belly button.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Yuck.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  You know how they say that one day we're gonna have chips on our arms? Will you do that? With all our information, our credit cards, everything, you know what I mean?

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  You'll do it.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  For sure.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  How, how convenient.

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  I would do it. You won't do that? Why'd you shake your head no?

• 11:59Speaker 06

  That shit scares me, I don't know.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 12:02Speaker 06

  It's just like, when that starts conflicting with like, mechanical, with human stuff, like with-

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 12:07Speaker 06

  Brain and neural-

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean mechanical? I'm not saying I'm gonna get my arm replaced. It's like a little chip, dude.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  You think it's gonna lead to Neuralink shit?

• 12:14Speaker 06

  I don't even like driving cars that like, they can turn off with a computer. That's why I drive an old Accord.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, this-

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  That's why you drive an old Accord?

• 12:22Speaker 06

  That and you being broke.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this guy's fucking-

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  Let us be mean.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Clint Eastwood.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Let us be mean, dude.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  From Bridges of Madison County or something, you know what I mean?

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Let's be Kaju Arabok.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, you have your credit card, your idea, ID, and also maybe a way to open up your front door with your arm?

• 12:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I like that, too.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  I mean, click, click, click.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but think about it, somebody follows you home, they grab you, they just put your arm up to the door.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  They got, you get to it.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right, right.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  Can't have that.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  There was a bump in the night the other night by the house, by the way, I got nervous, grabbed my gun.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  In your mansion?

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  In my home.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  You're gigantic mansion. Okay, so um.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  My home is not, but your house is the same size as my house.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. I you, I love when you try to start fights with me.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  You just started it. Who started it? Who fucking started it?

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna go there.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  You just started it.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't wanna go there with you dude, but stop doing this. Stop lying. Stop, you know what I mean?

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  About what?

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Gaslighting.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  That's so, the irony of this is staggering. You're literally gaslighting me.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, you're.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  You're literally doing it.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  And let me say what you're doing.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  You're gas writing me.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Gas writing. So, no more gas writing.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're now you're doing Asian accent. That's when you're scared.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  That's how I get out of it.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  When he gets scared, he does Asian accent, right?

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  No, you are.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  When I made fun of your mom, you got scared and you did to my mom.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  You brought up, yeah, and it crushed.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  That's what you, that's your fucking.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  And it made this show.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Went viral. But my point being is that you're scared right now and calm.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm not scared.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Calm down, calm your shit.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  You started it. That's an insane.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Did you guys go to the house?

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they've all been to my home.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Whose house is bigger?

• 13:51Speaker 05

  They're honestly the same. If you add up the driveway and everything.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're gonna put my driveway in it? I have a long driveway. How is that an equation?

• 13:58Speaker 05

  That's included.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  That's not a living space?

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. It could be.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not. So my point is, is this. Okay, let me reiterate and let me re-say it. Because the first time I went to his house was during his birthday party, right?

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  My old house?

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  The new one.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna start a fight with you, but I.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  You're doing it.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I walked in and I remember going, oh, I might have to move. That's the first thought.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? Because you, because.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Let me, I wanna be honest with you dude.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  All right? I went to your front lawn. Pretty good, nice lawn.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  Thanks.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  You have a gate and the whole thing.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Electrical, you know.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Gate system, right?

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  You walked out of these gigantic doors. Not that your house is big, but you have gigantic doors.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  It's a big door. I'm 6'1".

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  I mean, all doors are big to you.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Right. Okay, you can make fun of me all you want, but I'm just, I'm trying to be honest with you.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm also trying to put comedy into the show.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay. And so then, um, you go, "Come on in, Lang Ma," or whatever you fucking always say, you know what I mean?

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  Make something up funny, if you're gonna say that, make it up and be funny.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Ling Ling, or whatever.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  There, yeah, say, "Come on in, Ling Ling."

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  I go, "Ling Ling's here."

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Ling Ling's here, right. I walk in, and I remember my first thing is I looked around, high ceilings, do you not have high ceilings?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're tall.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Very, right?

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're tall.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then I also, like, I'm like, the living room is so far away from where I am. No, be real.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  It's in the back of the house.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know where it is.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  It's in the back of the house.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, you know, my sight isn't that bad, right?

• 15:23Speaker 06

  In your house, you have to go up to the living room, you can also not see it.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, you have to walk upstairs to your living room, and your house is a hill.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Mine's two studio apartments on top of each other. Yeah, you went up there.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  They have bedrooms. Thank you, McCon.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  There's bedrooms down there.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now, I will admit that my house is, I prefer the design of my house better than yours.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  Sure, that's why you live there.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  With cat shit all over the fucking place, it's great.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you can make jokes.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  That's the show that we're on!

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, you can do what you're doing right now, dude, and I'm fine with it, because I'm just being honest with you.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  So am I!

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  I walk in, high ceilings, I go, I don't know where the living room is, but it's pretty far away, probably half a mile away. And I walked in there, and then I went, um, my thought was, I might have to at least get a house comparable to this, because I want to feel like we're on the same level. But, I remember having these thoughts, and why would I have these thoughts, Carlos, do you think?

• 16:17Speaker 05

  You're breaking the 10th commandment, it's jealousy.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  It's jealousy.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Thou shall not covet that neighbor, dude.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  Don't covet me, dude.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  So I was coveting you, dude.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Stop coveting me.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna covet before that's my life.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't want you to.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm covet king.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  You're already breaking so many of the commandments.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  So here's what it is. You live in a house bigger than 99.9% of the houses in the, in the world. Can we say that?

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, the world?

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, most people live in fucking huts.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So that, I'm not being lying.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  Not bigger than 99% of the United States?

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. So, what were you gonna say?

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  It's not even, like-

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. What are you gonna say?

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you let me tell the story, that's not it at all.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me finish my little point right here.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  Cause there was a gunshot outside.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it could have been in the house.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  And then there was rustling next door.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, like, continue.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  And then I got worried.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so start from the beginning.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  There was a...

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  You're in your mansion, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. So you're laying down.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm in one of my hyperbaric chambers that I sleep in.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  No, so I was in my money room.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  And I was sleeping. I have a money room that I sleep in.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  And I was swimming, actually. I was taking a late night Scrooge McDuck swim. I have gold coins.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You have a moat.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  It's a 30-foot pool of money. Yeah. No, I'm sleeping. I hear a gunshot. I panic.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Then there's a text stream between our neighbors. Did anybody hear that? Who heard the blah blah blah? You know, like, there's a... So then I'm really, like, on edge. So then I grab my gun, and I go downstairs.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  You have a gun?

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  In my underwear.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  You have a gun?

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Be real.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  What kind?

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  I have a Glock.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you bring your Glock.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  I bring my gun downstairs.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  And I walk outside. That's me. That's what I look like from American History X.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  And I was outside, scanning around for the noises that I was hearing, cause I was hearing noises then, after the shot, so I thought...

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Can you, can you...

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  Someone's on the run from the cops in my mind, and they're jumping into yards. That's my biggest fear, is someone tries to, like, break into your house.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  This happened last night?

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. This is, like, four nights ago.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So I was with somebody in my house.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Same, same thing.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And this person that was in my house, a young lady, you mean?

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  Obviously.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She goes, "Is there always a helicopter above your house?" This is four nights ago.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  And you're saying, "I'm rich." You used to have a helicopter waiting for you at all hours of the night?

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't own it. I know, I don't own it. It just takes me to the comic store.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Ready to go.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  No, there was literally a helicopter doing a circle on my neighbor with the spotlight.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the hate, dude, panic.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying, it could have been the same night that you.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Heard the gunshot.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Cause we live five minutes away from each other.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Yes, that's true.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  So this could be connected.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so fucking, I didn't hear a helicopter. I'm scared. It's quiet outside. There's rustling and banging.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Uh oh.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  And I'm nervous, right? And I'm very scared because I think this is how I die. She's fine. I'll get killed.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Is your wife sleeping?

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  She's wide awake. She's scared because we both heard it. And then of course, I'm out there and

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  rustling, rustling. I go peek around the corner. Oh, it's just a raccoon on a garbage can. That's it.

• 19:29Speaker 06

  How did he shot?

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  He had a gun.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  A little raccoon with a gun.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  And he was just trying to get food.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  I think you're lying.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I am.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  I feel like you're lying.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but it did. There was a loud rustle. It did scare the.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  But what time was it? Because I'm being real that because I remember going, what is going on in our neighborhood?

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Had to been not super late, but like, I mean, not early in the morning, maybe like 1 a.m. It wasn't that. It was like, I just had started to fall asleep. Just after midnight.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm so glad you brought that up because it just brought up another thing that I have a problem with you about. Okay?

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  Today, all day today.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  All day today. It kind of made me mad.

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  Can somebody draw a raccoon with a gun for the show?

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, please.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  On a trash can?

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like you and I are best friends, right?

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  You're my best friend.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  One of my best friends.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  You're my best friend.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  I have a couple.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  You're the only one for me.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I know you have a couple.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  Name one.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Charlie Day.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  It's not my best friend. He's a buddy. You're my best friend.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, and we share things.

• 20:30Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  Fluids.

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, um, ideas.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Um, also our loves and dislikes.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And, um, I don't like it when you hoard things, though.

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  What did I keep from you?

• 20:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you in a second.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 20:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I don't like it when you hoard things, and I draw the line here.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Don't do that.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, what is it?

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  Don't do that with your fucking nose.

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why I get nervous.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, I was at the Comedy Store the other night, maybe a week ago.

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  And Brett Moran goes, "There's a great restaurant."

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Really?" And he goes, "I think it's, you know, Rivals, like, the best." Why are you smiling?

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  I know what it is.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  I know exactly what it is.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  I know you know.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  I know you know, okay?

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

  So he said it's BLVD, on Ventura.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  I had no idea about it.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? So in my mind, I'm, you know, I'm on a date, we go, make reservations, I sit down, and, um, the waiter comes up to me, and the manager, and they go, "Fine."

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• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Italy.

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• 22:59Speaker 00

  Welcome to the 50th Hunger Games. Witness the beginning of the revolution. Hey Mitch, you've been trying to take down these games from Star.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Filmed for IMAX. Make them remember you. The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping, November 20th, rated PG-13. And I go, finally what? They go, well, Andrew comes here twice a week. Stop! Stop! This is the fucking truth! And I'm telling you the truth, and I don't like it when people laugh at trulism.

• 23:28Andrew Santino?

  It's insane.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not insane.

• 23:30Andrew Santino?

  Twice a week?

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Twice a week, and we were wondering when you were gonna come in here, right? And I went, huh, yeah? Like, how many? They go, a lot. He comes in a lot.

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you why this is true, okay, in a second, okay? They go, okay, wow, you've never really ever mentioned it, right? And then, um, the food's great.

• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  It's phenomenal.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  It's excellent. It's excellent, right?

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  Delicious.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  And then, you, I text you the menu.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  A picture of the menu.

• 23:58Bobby Lee?

  A picture of the menu, right? And you go, oh yeah, that place is great.

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  And I said, I'm close.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, yeah, I'm close, and I go there all the time.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  And I said, can I come over after?

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I did.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, maybe. And what I'm saying is that-

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  Didn't respond.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  You hoarded that restaurant.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  I did not.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did. And you know what, dude?

• 24:13Andrew Santino?

  This is-

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  I'll start hoarding.

• 24:14Andrew Santino?

  Pissing me off, dude.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  I'll start hoarding friend, um, restaurants, and yogurt shops, and coffee shops, and everything, right? And keep secrets to myself. That's fucked up, dude.

• 24:23Andrew Santino?

  No, dude-

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  That's a great restaurant. Okay?

• 24:26Andrew Santino?

  This, that's-

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  You do it all the time.

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  Such a-

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  You do it all the time!

• 24:28Andrew Santino?

  Such an exaggeration.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  He does it all the time!

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  I've shared more than I've taken away.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Another one, a Mexican restaurant he's done at. I forgot what it was called, but you're like, and I go to the spot, or no, what it was is Italian restaurant. Remember that Italian restaurant near our house?

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you go, and I were sitting there and you go, yeah, I've come here, I've been coming here for years. Right? And it's like two minutes from my house. I go, hmm, never heard of it.

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but first of all.

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's hoarding thing.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  I share more than I, I share more than I hoard. Hey, hey. Bobby is here saying, the manager at Boulevard, BLVD says that I go there twice a week, or I go there all the time. How many times have we gone there?

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. We've only been, was it in the same week? No. No. Months apart.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Twice that you're aware of?

• 25:18Andrew Santino?

  Bobby.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why? Is that not the truth?

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  I've, I've only been twice. Thank you so much.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Thank you. That's bullshit.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  In your fucking face.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not, she's always been on your side.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  No shit!

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  You know, in a, in a war, she's on your side.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  Twice a week is chaos.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  What I want to say is.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  I will never, I don't hoard from you and I, and I, and it's not deliberate, but I've introduced you to a lot of spots. Let's be honest. I've taken you to spots and I've gone, I think you'd like this. And he knows that's true. And you go, this is really good. Thank you for telling me.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when you say I've been coming here for years, that kind of hurts me. That's fine.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  That place is brand new, but the Italian place was my little spot. Yes, that was.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  And you hoarded that?

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  I should.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Can you admit that?

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fine. That's fine.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. So he does hoard.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  You know why?

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you why? Because I like to go alone. I used to like to go to that place alone.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  So sometimes when I was.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Your quiet time at a fancy Italian restaurant?

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I've seen you eat alone. Thank you.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have no friends.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh. Me fucking either!

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  You're the only guy I know.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Do you, what? Hello?

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  Hello.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, you are doctor friend.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  You're Professor Friend, dude. Dude, you have so many friends, you're the fucking guy of friends, dude.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  Did I go to the med school for friends?

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let me see that. You're always, I'm on a golfing trip with all your friends.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm alone.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  When I walk in a room.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. I can't even believe what I hear right now.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  When I walk in a room.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, you guys don't back me up either. You know he has more friends.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  When I walk in a room, the theme song of Friends comes on.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  That's how many friends I have. Everywhere I go, I'll be there.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Or cheer. Yeah.

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  Where everybody knows you're named.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  That's you. Your cheers.

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  It is Bobby's bum bum.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  You have friends.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  That was really good. That was really good.

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  But, but also, um, Carlos, alright, um, let's be, can we be honest?

• 27:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, you don't hang out with a lot of people.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 27:13Speaker 05

  You're just like on dates.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. So Professor Friend, okay?

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like a you thing. Than a me thing. And I'm your best friend. Or one of them. Apparently, you don't have any fucking friends, so I'm not even your best friend, you don't even have any friends? That's morons.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  You're almost there.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  I should be there.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  You're almost there, dude.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  Who else?

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  You changed some of your behaviors.

• 27:36Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck?

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  The hoarding.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Open your, uh, open your heart completely.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Name one person on earth, name one person on earth that's not blood to you, that cares about, cares about you the way I care about you, and is...

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  Gene Hong.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Gene Hong? Does he check in?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I could text you right now. He, I just texted me today.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  What did he say today?

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll show you. I'm glad you said that.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Bring, uh, bring it up. Let me see. He's your best friend?

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he goes, um, we, when can we do dinner and catch up?

• 28:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what'd you say?

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  And I said, this weekend.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  What'd he say? What's the previous text?

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  He goes, uh, he goes, did you eat yet? I'm hungry and dumb already ate. I go, I am on Ozempic, and I go, I knew it. He goes, I knew it. Fuck, I'm gonna be the fat one in the group now. Then Saturday, he goes, dinner? Didn't respond to that.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Fat one? Wait, wait, wait. The group? Oh, this is interesting. Like, the group of the friends? That's interesting. That's an interesting thing to bring up, your honor. Did you just be, interesting, interesting, interesting. The group, which means dumbfounded.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  Who else is in your little group? Ali Wong. Who else is in your little group?

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  We went bowling.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy Oh Yang.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  We went bowling.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Who else is in your group? Ronnie Chang.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  But Asians are not considered a...

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Hen Zhang.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wait, wait. Asians are considered a full, complete person. We're like clowns, you know what I mean?

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, five to one.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  We're like clowns, right? If like some, eighty of us come out of a car, it's like one person.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, five to one, right?

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Five to one, yeah, one person, right? So my point is, is that you can't count that.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  I think I do.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  And it's also when I do Asian Korean gatherings, right? They just happen to be there.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  That's what friends do.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  You just happen to show up.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's like a Ching Chong Fest. I don't know what else to call it, you know?

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  It's an Asian fest.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I read the, I shouldn't have read the text.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  It gave it away.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you buried yourself.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I buried myself in that.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  You buried yourself.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  That's why I'm, you know, I'd be a bad lawyer.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  I would forget things.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh no, you would just, you would just give them information they shouldn't fucking have.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  By the way, speaking of lawyers.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  We, let's not go to this yet.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I know.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Now, let's do it.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, you.

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  Let's get it over with.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  No, okay, you asked me why I was bummed out lately.

• 29:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  I think that was the foundation of it.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  I did see that, I, I sent this to Carlos.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  You, you rubbed it in my face last week.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I, what I said was.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  You rubbed it, you rubbed it in my.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  I said it's blasphemy. And I said to Carlos.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  With a smirk.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  I said, he's gonna be pissed off. Tom DeLonge is being inducted into the Poway High School Hall of Fame. Tom DeLonge of Blink 182.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the thing that I was upset about was, there was another woman that was inducted who I don't think is famous.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  None of them are.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, Tom DeLonge.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  He's the only, he's the first guy that's famous that is actually in the Hall of Fame. Before, it's like scientists, and there was one guy, an actor, who was like, he started a community theater in North Park. I mean, for gay men, it's like, okay. He's in?

• 30:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, maybe you need to do something like that.

• 30:35Speaker 06

  Important work.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  Something for the community.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think I'm not doing important work?

• 30:41Speaker 06

  For, for them.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I I don't know what they want. And and when I went to school there, I didn't know what they wanted. Yeah, I didn't feel a part of. I felt ostracized.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  Not by the school itself, by the people that inhabited it.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, just the whole, I mean, you have to understand Poway High School was that controversy where that kid wore that anti-gay T-shirt and he went to court for it.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  I don't remember this.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look it up.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  So Poway High, some kid wore I hate gays or something like that?

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  No, it was like it was like a derogatory T-shirt with, you know, I mean, that expressed his point of view about.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  Gay is not okay. Is that what he wore?

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but what I want to say is what I've done for the school, okay? It was I was on two sporting teams.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, wrestling and.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Tennis.

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right. I forgot.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, I was a peer counselor.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  You were?

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Um, I don't know why you're smirking, guy.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  So I thought you said it was a pear counselor at first, and I thought, yeah.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Like the fruit?

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm. I didn't know they did counselors by shape.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  A good one.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  All right, come on.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  A good one.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  You were a peer counselor, you were on two sports.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Two sports.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Everybody liked you. You were a musician. Did you play at the?

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't a musician then, but I was also in a play. And also, fourthly, though, I also was, um, I got sober my junior year.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  So my senior year, I was like, you know, I participated and, you know, I mean, 12-step kind of things and spread a positive message, you know, at school. You know, I think what they're, um, they're basing it on is my nudity. And my.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  What does that have to do with anything?

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm, I mean, that's my point of view.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  No, I think they're basing it on, I think they're basing it on the fact that you are, um, free, creative, wild, unhinged. And these people on that list are probably bridled, protected, safe. You're free, you're an artist.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  They don't have any wild artists on there?

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Like, did you remember, like, um, they had, um, a counselor for, like, what was it called? It was like an occupational counselor or something where, you know, that you would see somebody, like, you know, I mean, a staff member of the school, and they would direct your life.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Occupational therapist or whatever, like, yeah.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  We had that where it was like, and I remember going in, they're like, all right, well, um, they looked at my grades and they go, woodshop.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  And I go, I was a junior, I was like, wood shop? I mean, that's because you're failing in all these things and you have no asset or ability, right? And I'm like, you know, I, if I could go back now, I would go, yeah, but I'm funny. Is that, is there a path for that?

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  But that, to that school, that kind of is not even a, they wouldn't never promote that or give you an option.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't an artistic school, didn't have like artistic.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, it's either you become an engineer or lawyer, doctor, whatever, whatever, right? You know, a businessman, or you're working with wood.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  You get me, carving shit, I don't know, you know what I mean? You know, you're a welder, or whatever, you know?

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  I've also never, never in my life seen an Asian carpenter.

• 33:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, you wouldn't last a day.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen an Asian, look, Google, are there Asian carpenters? I cannot, was Jesus Asian? I don't think there's ever been an Asian carpenter. Yes, there are Asian carpenters.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  There are buildings? Who built the buildings in Asia?

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  The buildings in Asia? We send white people over there.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, not Africans.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  There's a guy's Instagram called The Asian Carpenter.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me see some of his work.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Let's see some of his work, dude. Look at that table.

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  Ah, okay.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's a standard, very good table.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  He built just the legs, it says, he didn't even build the top.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, fuck this guy. Anyway, that's nice.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't look any carpentry to me.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, stair casing.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  That's the ceiling.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Uh-oh. Anyway, um.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Anyway.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  But what, I mean, it's just, so, I remember at school, when I was in high school, I was like, I remember going, "Oh, I'm fucked."

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I felt, I felt the exact same.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Because they're like, you have, they, they told you to your face, "There is no future for you."

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  And this is where you, we suggest you go. And I'm like, I can't believe it, there's no way. So I had to go out in the world and, you know, feel some pain.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  And then it drove me into whatever I'm doing now, but, um.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Look at what you, look at you now.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  I think that in many ways, Puyallup High School drove me into this because it's like, they were, they didn't support me.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  And so, um.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  That made you stronger.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  So now, you know what? With that point of view, I don't want to be in the Hall of Fame.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  Good, but you do.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  You do a little bit.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  I, I sure do, but you know what? But if it doesn't happen, I understand.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  It should happen and I don't understand. And I will say this, I'm going down to San Diego to do shows down there. I'm thinking about stopping by.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  No, when are you going?

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Paying a little.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  When are you going?

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  Visit.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  When are you going?

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  I think it's in February. I don't know.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  I have to go with you.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do. I think I'm gonna pay a little fucking visit to Poway.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Poway High School?

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  I think it's the move. In fact, you know what I would love to do?

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Doug Stanhope used to do shows at Montreal across the street from like the corporate venues or whatever. I think it was Montreal.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  Have you heard about this?

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  I remember that, yeah.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  We should do a show across the street, a pop-up show across the street from Poway High. Where is Poway? Look up Poway and what's across the street. Is it like a field or something?

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  I think there's a theater attached to Poway High School. I don't know if you can rent that out.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be theirs, though.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's right.

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  That's on them.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  Listen up. If there's anybody, yeah, the Performing Arts Center.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 36:24Speaker 05

  That's nothing to do with the high school, I think.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that Poway Center for the, I think, I don't, I think it's attached to the school, but I think that it's private. Like, we can rent it.

• 36:32Speaker 06

  Maybe we should do our 250 episode from there.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Just getting sick of his shit.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  Just getting real sick of his shit.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Let's let go of this. I mean, are you in yours Hall of Fame at your school?

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  There is no Hall, we don't have a Hall of Fame, but I'm in like the Wikipedia page.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too. I'm in the Wikipedia.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, we don't have, we don't have a Hall of Fame.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You don't have one?

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  No, it's actually very weird. I've never.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you start one up?

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, I've never heard of this until your school. Do you guys know about your Hall of Fame having? Andres, I'm clearly not asking you. You didn't go to high school.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  I mean.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're, you're, Carlos, your school doesn't have a Hall of Fame?

• 37:05Speaker 05

  No, my dad's in the Hall of Fame at the military school I went to.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  That's not what we asked.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  That's not what we asked, bud.

• 37:10Speaker 05

  I was just proud.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it has nothing to do with you. Anyway, um, how about you, McCone? I don't, I don't know. Uh, can I tell you what I think it is?

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  And you're gonna be so mad.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  It's just too far away from fame.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I'm too far away from?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, is that like, you know, obviously, when you go out into the, you know, it's just less famous people come from smaller towns? Like, for instance.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I actually.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  If you go to like Beverly Hills High, right?

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  How many famous people came from there? A lot, because.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  A lot.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Because the businesses just are enveloped around them.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  There's access and, you know, through nepotism and whatnot.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Yes, yes, yes. And it's in the city where the thing is.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  It's in the city, right? So I'm sure if you saw the Beverly Hills High School Hall of Fame, there's a, it's stacked.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  But then if you go to like, you know, um, Peoria, Illinois, some school there is Hall of Fame. There's probably nobody famous that came from there.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I-

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  So why would they have a Hall of Fame?

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, we have, we have a not so, I, I know what you're saying. Although yours isn't impressive either, let's be honest. It's not like you're saying a million very cool famous people can went to-

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, Tony Gwynn went to my school.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Baseball player.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Um, Stephanie Seymour, supermodel, who had a baby with Axl Rose.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  Not a real thing, nobody cares.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:20Andrew Santino?

  Nobody cares. Not a real thing, nobody cares.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  I'd care.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that's a bullshit. Don't, make a real fame.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Tom DeLonge.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  One guy. Yeah, that's the guy. No, you're not there. You're not even on it. So no, that's wrong. It's not you. All these other people are nobodies. You're wrong.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  Tony Gwynn, that was the only one. And by the way, these guys don't even know who Tony Gwynn is. Only I do, because I like baseball.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, maybe one from your school.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  Andrew Tino.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's it.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  No, there's, no, there is actually a lot. A lot of pro athletes.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good.

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  A lot of athletes.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 38:47Speaker 05

  Oh, Bob, did you see you're at a sperm bank as an option for people to want their babies to look like you?

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  What? Seriously?

• 38:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. You're under, uh, Bill Paxton, Young.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Wow, Benedict Wong, Bill Paxton, and Bobby Lee.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Who did the check mark? You did?

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Carlos.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let, how about this from now on, we, let's not talk about Poway High School Hall of Fame ever again.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't need to, I just wanted, I just was saying-

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  It kind of bummed me out, but now I'm kind of going through the process of letting it go, and I'm gonna let it go.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  It's an injustice, is all I'm gonna say.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I truly believe it is, though.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  I really do. I'm not, I'm not being facetious.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  I mean, can I, can I just try to, just verbally say why I think it is?

• 39:27Speaker 06

  Your case. State your case.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  You think I should state my case? Without bragging?

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I mean, that'll be hard to do, but go ahead.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, I have two, I have one very popular podcast.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  With you.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Um, I have one that's fairly popular.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Belly. Okay, so then, um, I also was on a sketch show.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  A cultural iconic sketch show.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  On television for eight years.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Say a culturally iconic-

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  A culturally iconic sketch show for eight years.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  Um, I've done a numerous bit parts in comedy movies.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  And television shows.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  And I've done, I've been a series regular on a couple of TV shows.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  One of the most famous of a remake of a TV show as well.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Which one's that?

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, Sex and the City. That's a recurring, yeah. Reservation, I mean, I've just done a lot of-

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  Hawaii Five-O?

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Magnum P.I.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  Same thing.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  I know it is. Um, I've done-

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  You got yelled at-

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  I've done a lot.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  You got yelled at by Adam Sandler.

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• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  I got yelled at by Adam Sandler.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  How many people have been yelled at by Adam Sandler on that list?

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  I also have done The Tonight Show as a stand-up, and now I'm coming out with a, uh, special on a major streaming source. I mean, I've done a lot.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  A lot.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  A lot.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  And if, if that, if that doesn't do it-

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  What does?

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what else does.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  And it's, so then, it's personal. They just don't like me, and what I stand for, and that's okay!

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  That is okay. Who's on the-

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  That's okay!

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  Who's on the board? Can we find out who's on-

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't want, I don't want to know. They don't like me.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna call them.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  And it's because I go, "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh," and all that stuff, you know what I mean? And that's just who I am. You know?

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  Don't show us any more sperm banks stuff. Is that where you were gonna pop up?

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no more sperm banks. No more sperm banks.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  You can bring up some other bullshit if you had it. I saw you digging.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Because it, it's embarrassing to fight for that. What, what I just did there was embarrassing.

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not embarrassing.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  You deserve, you deserve to be recognized. What do you got? What is that?

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  What is this?

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  What do you got? What, what-

• 42:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, I just found this gay, uh, Chinese guy. I thought you'd like him.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  It's to say "gay" in Chinese. 同性恋，同志，百合。

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 42:33Speaker 05

  Luke?

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  If that was my brother?

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  My dad, oh my god.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  How awesome. His name is Luke.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Luke!

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  Luke Chinese?

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  Luke, come here! And you would never see Luke again.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  Luke Chinese?

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

  His name's just Luke Chinese.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  He's the best.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  There's three ways to say gay in Chinese.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Now, can I, I don't want to be racist against my own ethnicity.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  It's not really.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  It's near ya.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:00Andrew Santino?

  He's Chinese.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't say nationality, I said ethnicity.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he, but I-

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  He's Asian. Isn't the ethnicity-

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Kind of. He's Chinese. They're-

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so they're uber Asians?

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  They're the most Asian.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they are, okay.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  They're the most Asian of the Asians.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  My bad, my bad, my bad. Okay, so he's full-blown Asian?

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  He's 100% Asian, yeah.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I'm just mid-drip?

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're-

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're the left-

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm adjacent?

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're right next to-

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And without being controversial-

• 43:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Right? Does he have a big head?

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  I would say-

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Let me, okay.

• 43:36Andrew Santino?

  I would say-

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm a cop. That guy robbed you.

• 43:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Right? And, and you gotta do- So, um, what was, what did the guy look like when, uh, when the person that robbed you? Did you get a good look at him?

• 43:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he was a Chinese guy.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so Chinese guy.

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  Shaved head.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

  Or not shaved head, but buzz hair, a buzz hair.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm gonna get my illustrator, come here, Frank. Frank comes, okay. So, I haven't really, because buzz head, but like, shape of the face?

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  Shape of the face?

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just the overall shape of it.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  It was overall, yeah.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  It was, what do you mean?

• 44:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, you said, the overall shape. It was an overall shape.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so that's-

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, oval, all shit, oval shit.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Oval, oh, no.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Oval, all shit. Yeah, it was all-

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  Oval, so is it more wider, or is it, uh, top to bottom? I mean, can you?

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of both.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, uh, just a gigantic, like a moon?

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  Kind of like a moon.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's just do a moon, like a moon. Okay, so, and his body?

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  His body.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  His body, his body.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  I remember it.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What's his body like?

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  Uh, thick.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so?

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  Well-fed.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Right. Well-fed.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  Not hungry.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  So, Mars?

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  It was kind of the moon and Mars.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  Yes, so Mars?

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  And then moon.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  All right. Put that out. I think they

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  They got him. They got him right away.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  Chinese Luke, we love you.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 44:57Andrew Santino?

  I just want to let you know, we love you, Chinese.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  A lot of followers?

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Luke Chinese. He's killing it. He educates people on how to say things in Chinese. Carlos just goes for how to say gay in Chinese. In case you go to China, is that what that's for?

• 45:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, we run into some Chinese people in Singapore.

• 45:13Andrew Santino?

  Interesting. And we just might. And you gotta be, you know, you know, when we go to Singapore?

• 45:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  You better be on your best behavior. They will lock you up for fucking around over there. You know this, right?

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  This is not, that's not a joke. I'm not making a joke.

• 45:25Speaker 05

  Well, what fuck around would get me in trouble?

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  Even asking, hey, you guys have any holes against walls?

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, where the holes at?

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:32Speaker 05

  That can be illegal. Asking for holes?

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  If you spit gum on the ground, they beat the shit out of you.

• 45:38Speaker 05

  Well, I already looked up the

• 45:39Andrew Santino?

  Look, look up crazy laws in Singapore. It's nuts. They're gonna get you, bud. Chewing gum is not illegal.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  All right, so?

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Selling it is. The penalty for selling gum is up to a hundred thousand dollars.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  So, we can't, can we try to? Can we try to smuggle some gum across the?

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's why we're bringing a cone.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  Second one is bad for you.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  So, here's, here's the thing.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  Smoking is illegal everywhere, and e-cigarettes are banned.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  You gotta bring up, you gotta bring a twelve-pack of Bubble Yum.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Bubbleicious.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Bubbleicious. If I don't see that in Singapore, dude, we're gonna have a problem.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  Also?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  So, write that down, Carlos.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, write it down.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  So, public smoking, I smoke, so smoking is illegal.

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  Smoking is illegal in most places. E-cigarettes are banned. If caught smoking in public, you can face up to eight hundred dollar fine.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck it, I have eight hundred dollars.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  Connecting to someone else's wifi?

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I do that all the time!

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  All the time.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Whoa!

• 46:27Andrew Santino?

  Wait, that's punishable three, three years?

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  By death, oh no.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  Or ten thousand dollar fine.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. All right, so?

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  Jaywalking, a thousand dollars.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm a jaywalker.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm be-jaywalking. I'm JJ-walking.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, I jaywalk all the time.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  Not flushing a public toilet, leaving poop or piss in a urinal can result in a hundred and fifty

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  That's it, I'm not going.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't go.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  This one's gonna hurt you.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Walking naked at home. There's a penalty for walking around naked at your own home.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  Insane. Feeding pigeons, this one's from a cone, that's a criminal offense buddy.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  Five hundred dollar fines.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  That's on you dude.

• 47:00Andrew Santino?

  Don't get any ideas.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  So, what's it?

• 47:02Andrew Santino?

  Singing in public.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  Singing or reciting, so jet ski is gonna be in deep shit.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  Illegal.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  This is, this is what we wanna, we wanna test some of these rules.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I do.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  So here's what I'm gonna do, okay? I wanna get a whole pack of bubble yum, stick it in my mouth.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  And, and naked chew on it?

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  Two cigarettes dangling out of my mouth, right? And I'm going to be half naked.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  In the streets, and I'm gonna go. It's a hard knock life for us. It's a hard knock life for, and I'm gonna just see how long it's gonna take.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  You think, quick?

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so fast.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute. Being homosexual, punishment is up to two years in jail.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh Carlos, you can't go!

• 47:42Speaker 05

  No, we'll just go for one each.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright. That's insane!

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  Drinking alcohol between ten PM, ten thirty PM and seven AM.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  What does it say?

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't say, I don't see that. Oh yeah, there it is.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  Alcohol, yeah.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit.

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh no.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh what?

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  We can't fly a kite that interferes with public traffic.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh no dude.

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  What do we do with all that fucking kites?

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah dude.

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  That sucks, we were gonna bring all those kites.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  What's busking?

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  Is singing for money on the street. Busking, you know when you're like singing with a hat?

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna bring my acoustic guitar.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  How are we, dude, we should be busking.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  We should busk over there.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine they fucking arrest you for busking?

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  That's insane!

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  Firecrackers, pirated content are banned, pornographic stuff. I mean, we're not gonna bring any magazines, I guess.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, oh wait, wait. I bet you money they block porn sites there.

• 48:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  You VPN. Gotta get a VPN on your phone.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  I have a VPN.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, then you can watch whatever you want. That's what I do.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they block porn one hundred percent.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  Because I've always wondered, like, because I've never really been to a, you know, a, a, um, a strip club at an Asian country.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  Me neither. Oh, they have them there?

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Do they have strip clubs in, in?

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  In Singapore?

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Singapore.

• 48:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 48:50Speaker 05

  Uh, Ten Men's Club, that might be a one you don't wanna go to.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, because it's ten men. You, he only, you find eight men?

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  What if I know those men?

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what's?

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, John!

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  Club to Emperor, we're, it's a, we're a bit rundown, the women are beautiful, which makes for good eye candy. Well, they're honest.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So they're, they do have it out there?

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  I guess, but it doesn't really look like, is porno, is po, is?

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, we gotta go.

• 49:15Speaker 05

  Hell yeah.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  Hell yeah dude.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Is porn illegal? In Singapore, I feel like it, yes.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Do we wanna go?

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. I mean, they-

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, Google if they have any Michelin star restaurants. I mean, that's an incentive.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:31Speaker 05

  I bet.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  What's the best, like, top three restaurants? Because I love food.

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there you go. Michelin Guide to Singapore. Yeah.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we, so-

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  All right. They've got a lot.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here's the deal, dude.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  We will go to all these.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I need someone from our team to make reservations before I go. I'm being real.

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  Odette.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  I'm writing this down.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at least four of them.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  I also have a list of places that we can go because my friends, my friends that have gone have told us there's spots that are great.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  Scary Times USA?

• 50:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, it could also work as a promo.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  We had a great, I had a great time in-

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  I think it was better than the last one we did.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was great.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Um, I think that if all of them went like that, um, I'd be encouraged to do more.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  I had so much fun on it.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what it was? Is that we didn't rehearse that much. You know, you guys kept it loose.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  We had good bits lined up.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, we kind of knew the directions, but it's like, in terms of order and so I think they were mixed up a little bit, but I was fine with it. I thought, um, I just thought the guest was great. I was surprised to see the angry grandmother.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she was great.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  What a sweet lady. You know what? They drove here from Michigan. I just love her and her grandson so much. And then, um-

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, uh-

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Dax Flame came by.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Love Dax.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  The Goopadopolis came.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  The Goopadopolis came, and, um, I thought-

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  On top of that, we had a drag queen book reading.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  Because I wanted to get educated.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  I thought Jules was fun. I thought the whole thing was, uh, very positive, and, um, we should do it again.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  I would love to do it again. I had a great time. I like doing stuff like that.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's, it's different than this because it's like, it's looser.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  It's wild.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  It's wild.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  And the interaction with the fans. I do love when we get to talk to the fans, bringing them up on the screen, seeing them in their home, you know?

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we could dedicate for a second to talk about our fans for a second because I don't think we do that enough.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's the thing that, uh-

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Keeps me going, I think.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's beautiful and sad at the same time.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  No, it is sad. It's more sad than beautiful. It's the thing that makes me kind of want to get up and put one foot in front of the other and move forward. That we have people, and we've met them in the streets.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  And it's a real surprise and a real blessing and I I've just been, what? Why'd you shake your head?

• 51:49Speaker 05

  Because I don't believe it.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  I would like to address something in the room.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  I'd really like to address something in the room.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  I know we've said it as a joke, you know what I mean, about firing? And changing the team up?

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we have.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, we do it in jest, you know?

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  I really mean this. I think we should change it up.

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Because right there, right there, was fucking out of pocket.

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  Out of pocket.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  It was unaligned with my morals and my

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Unaligned, blatant disrespect.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Latent disrespect. And

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  Cringe-worthy, if I'll be honest.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  You know, so I've noticed lately, you talk to me in a certain way, as if we're bros.

• 52:38Speaker 05

  That's so not true, Bob.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  As if we're both captains of the same ship.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  And on this ship, dude?

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  You're scooping shit down below.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm the captain.

• 52:47Speaker 05

  No, that's projection. That's how you would act.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Even that response right there is what I'm talking about. Even just that response right there.

• 52:54Speaker 05

  I don't curse at you or anything.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  That's that response to everything you're saying right now, dude, is what I'm talking about.

• 52:58Speaker 05

  This is how I grew up.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No, you never used to be like this. And so for me to get vulnerable, to talk about the fans, and for you to call me out on something that wasn't even a thing, right? Is really hurtful.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  And

• 53:12Speaker 05

  Do I have time to apologize?

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no time. No, you did it. The damage is done. So I'm going to highly consider maybe coming up with other options.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm okay with that.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about all the group.

• 53:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Might as well. McCone.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  You've been a lot better with me.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  Impressive.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  You're not needy. You know what I mean? And I think you've softened a little bit. I think you know how to read me in this situation. And I think that

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  you're good. For right now.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  You're okay.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Fancy.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  I will never do your zombie movie.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  I will never do it, you know, in fact, I will do nothing.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Outside of this with you.

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  I think that you attack me way more than you attack Andrew.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's undeniable.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  About how fat I am and gay. What? What?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you agree?

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you know what?

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're honestly though.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, you speak your mind.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  You are skating on a little thin ice.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  There's no ice, there's no, there's no ice.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well, you're on a lake.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have skates on and you're in the water.

• 54:26Speaker 05

  Why? What did I do that's so bad besides?

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  He's, the last couple of times he said to me that you're frustrating him for some reason. And I think it's because, look, you run the Instagram account for bad friends, right?

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  You do a great job.

• 54:40Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  I think a little bit of that follower number is going to your head a little bit.

• 54:45Speaker 05

  I mean, we.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  He.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, see? See?

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:49Andrew Santino?

  See? It's going to his head. Are you using it to DM people?

• 54:53Speaker 05

  No, I do that on my own account.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  But I mean, do you ever?

• 54:57Speaker 05

  Like transfer the girl over to Ray Carlos?

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 55:00Speaker 05

  Obviously.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay. So it's, it's pow, he's got power now.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  You know, I also.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  A good amount of power.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I also want to say this, um, and this is from my heart.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:10Speaker 05

  And managing the Australian tour.

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  And you're doing a great job.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Great job. I didn't say you didn't, you were doing a good job. I'm saying your relationship with me.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's talking about.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  And how I feel in the workplace. Okay? Um, and for many years I thought that you work for us and we happen to be at Seven Akeys.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  But the truth is, you work for Seven Akeys and you're a spy.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're, you're a spy because I see you over there, right? And you know the woodwork, very comfortable there.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Very comfortable.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  And that's, you know, I understand now that you're not really on our ship. You're a hired gun.

• 55:49Speaker 05

  But I should know that place because I go to work there. I should know my way around.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  This does sound like some spy shit though.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  It's spy shit, dude.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  No, I'm a double agent.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  That's what we're saying.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  That's not a good thing.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  The fuck he's saying, no.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  That's not a good thing.

• 56:03Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  You're working both sides.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  Okay, I just.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  So what's the real end game?

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  Just hanging with my bros, I just want.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 56:10Speaker 05

  That is it.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  That's not it, that's not it.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  That's not it.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  What's the real end game?

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  What's the end game here, dude? Our demise?

• 56:18Speaker 05

  I have had this fantasy.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, this is the truth. Let's hear it.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, finally.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 56:23Speaker 05

  No, it has nothing to do with Andrew.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no. What is it?

• 56:27Speaker 05

  That I come in with some really good news, like, guys, I finally did it. I have another job, I thought you'd be like so proud of me. I didn't need your help to get there. I'm gonna go spread my wings. And I'm gonna say like, fuck you Bobby.

• 56:44Speaker 05

  Because you're gonna make fun of me in that moment. And I'm gonna be prepared.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  So you daydream about telling Bobby to go fuck himself? That's like a moment.

• 56:52Speaker 05

  No, it's a night dream sometimes.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, this is like an immersive dream. Where you feel it, you feel.

• 56:58Speaker 05

  It's paralysis, I can't even get out of it.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  But you feel it, you're saying fuck you to him and it feels good in your dream.

• 57:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:07Speaker 05

  You didn't say hi to me or undress for five minutes at Andrew's party. And then you made fun of us for having a conversation. Alone. I should be allowed to talk to fancy.

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 57:20Speaker 05

  You don't understand.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about something else, I understand now. I know, I understand it. It just came to me, like, you know?

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  You saw it?

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  I saw it all.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  The first time I saw it, you know what I mean? You remember They Live?

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I could put the glasses on.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  And then it.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  I know what it is.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  It's clear.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  I see the writing in the wall, you know what I mean? I see the world. I see the matrix. And it's against, stacked up against me. And I have to, like, I have to survive.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  You do, you have to fight back.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  I do have to survive.

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  Because you can't just sit there.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  I can't sit there and let them take over.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I think I'm generous.

• 57:56Speaker 05

  The guy cleaning the boat can like sharpen his knife at night and dream about murdering the captain.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh my.

• 58:05Speaker 05

  It's a common.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  This is how you feel.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  We're finally getting.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  I love it. This is the real stuff.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  This is it.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  I love it. This is the real stuff.

• 58:15Speaker 05

  No, what's real?

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, that's bullshit. So tell.

• 58:19Speaker 05

  Everyone in comedy, you've always been my homie. You and Andrew, I've always trusted you guys.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but, but.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what, but what?

• 58:25Speaker 05

  But sometimes you have bully tactics.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't have bully tactics.

• 58:28Speaker 05

  Oh, that's not talking to me in fancy when you walk in. You only talk to the famous people.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  He was busy.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  I was busy talking to the famous people.

• 58:37Speaker 05

  Thank you, sorry.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I walk in, oh, there's famous, famous, oh, like, oh, the guys I see every day. I mean, what are you talking about?

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  But that's his job to go talk to other people.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. It's work.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  He's a personality.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  You know, and you should know that.

• 58:49Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 58:50Speaker 05

  You're fucking right.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, that's time that you were hitting on Kalila when I was dating her.

• 58:54Speaker 05

  That is insane.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You don't think I know about that either, dude? So, you know, me, you wanna go, you wanna go, you wanna go?

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 59:03Speaker 05

  She flirted.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  Have you had an issue recently with somebody?

• 59:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay. That's why I can feel this.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Something's going on.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Something's going on with him, yeah. Because, you know, when he, something's going on, he tacks. And he's tacking me, you know?

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  You're on.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Listen, guy, you know, here's the truth, guy, right?

• 59:19Speaker 05

  I love you too.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  That's what I said.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  What? He said, here's the truth.

• 59:24Speaker 05

  I know. He was about to say, I love you.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  You know, I've always had a sense that, you know, I liked you more than you liked me.

• 59:32Speaker 05

  That's.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  I felt that.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I'm willing to, I'm willing to fight your hate with my love.

• 59:40Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  That is interesting.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's pretty interesting, huh?

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  And can I tell you something about that?

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about it.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  When you said, fight hate with love.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  You know who did that?

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:51Andrew Santino?

  Jesus.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  And what did your counselor in high school tell you to be?

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  A carpenter.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm. So it is right here.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  You are a carpenter and you're a carpenter of the soul. So what you're doing is you're building.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Building cabinets.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  You're, well, a love castle is what I was gonna say.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  You're building a love castle.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  And others, things.

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Gazebos and whatnot.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Sure, they have to be built on the outside, but build the love castle.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and go ahead, throw in a joke.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  Throw in a joke.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll let you have it. And.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  Go, say it.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  I'll have it over again. I'm building like little gazebos.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  Little gazebos. Yeah, you have to build those as well.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cabinets.

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:27Speaker 05

  And the stairs on the ceiling.

• 1:00:37Speaker 05

  It wasn't even funny.

• 1:00:38Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't even a good joke. We waited for a fucking bomb.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  We waited all that time?

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  We waited for a fucking bomb. And stares on the.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Dude, why did you laugh so hard at that?

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  Cause he knew how bad it was.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  It was pretty bad. Oh my god. They look like fucking stares, dude.

• 1:00:54Andrew Santino?

  Hey. Bobby's building a love castle.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  Cabinets and gazebos.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  And, and if Carlos is gonna come at you, throwing fireballs of hate flame.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Guess what?

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  I have a sh- love shield.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  You have a love shield and you did a benefit for firefighters, so they will be there if you need them.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  To put out this negative fire.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  That's really what I feel.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  And.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  This podcast has been about grievances, no?

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Grievances, a lot of grievances.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  I've got another one I'd like to fucking air out.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  I would love to hear your grievances. This is what the show's about.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Air out a little grievance here if you don't mind.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  McCallum.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  Got a little something, something with you.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Just step up to the mic.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Preach. Preach, my friend.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  You're not even gonna believe this.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you are.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  I will believe it.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Right, because he can do anything.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Right? He's diabolical.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  Endless.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  Tell it to me, friend.

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay. This guy, he's going to Detroit with me this weekend. Detroit and Grand Rapids. I said, you know, I'm gonna get you out there so you can film and stuff like that.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  What's my budget for cameras? That's what he says. What's my budget for cameras? My budget for cameras?

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, he's not Aaron Sorkin.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  No, he thinks he is.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to expand. What's my budget?

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  Wait, timeout. This is even better one. I said, well, let's get you the flights. Let's look at the flights. Very expensive flights, weren't they? They were. Very expensive. I call, we take care of it. It's fine. Let's get the flights. Text. Hey, I'll show you. Hey.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. If he says, I- I- I- I- honestly dude, if he mentions anything about business class.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I'm being real.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  Comfort.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  I will lose my fucking mind.

• 1:02:35Andrew Santino?

  Comfort Plus or Better.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Then what did he say?

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  Can I get Comfort Plus or Better?

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  It's just, I'll fucking show you Comforts.

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  Go get him. Go fuck him up. Go fuck this guy up. He thinks he needs room for all of his camera equipment. I said, you're not gonna put that under the seat? I'm tall.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  I have to put under No, no, no.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Business class.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  No, WestJet.

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  No, spiree.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  Spirit in the air.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude, cancel it.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Fuck it. That's a good call.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  It's insane. You know what? It's like, you give them an inch, they take a mile.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  All of it. They take all of it.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've heard that phrase before, right? That's what you are, dude.

• 1:03:09Speaker 05

  Giving people an inch.

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  Fucking fucker, dude.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Fucker, dude. What a fucking fuck fuck. Holy shit. I've never, why are you laughing?

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm not.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was insane.

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  Step back from him, Mike.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, step back from him.

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  What'd he say?

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  Talk about giving people an inch.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Now, take notes, Spaniard.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  That's the kind of shit we like over here.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was a good one.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  That's gonna get him back in the running.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Nothing with me.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but still, as a whole.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Nothing with me, but um, we, we took a couple of steps back. Okay, you know, but um, wow.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Alright, Carlos, clear the air finally. Just say what you need to say.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  Cause I know you got, I know you wanna just say it, so just say what you wanna say.

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  I'm sorry, Bob.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  That's not what it is. That's not what it is.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  What are you sorry about?

• 1:04:12Speaker 05

  I'm sorry that I had those uh, dark feelings about wanting to murder you. And I thought that in our final moment of me coming here and want to spread my wings, that you'd be proud.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was mad about. You brought that, you brought that up with unsolicited. I mean, I didn't even need to know that. You know what I mean? You made it worse by bringing that up.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  Way worse.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what I'm saying is, is that I was giving a heartfelt message to the fans, and you thought I was lying.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, now I know way more information, and now I feel even more angry.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like, why would you have these fantasies? I've never had a dreadful fantasy about you. You know what I mean? I've, I've had fantasies of like, saving you when you were drowning or something.

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  Emotionally.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, emotionally, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But my point is, is that I've only thought positive, I've only said positive things about you in the world, right? And for you to even have-

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  You've yelled at me so many times.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  As a, dude, that's my role as a fucking boss.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  I'm sensitive sometimes.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  I am. I got, we got in a fight in Atlanta and my, you've hurt my feelings.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  What was the fight about?

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  It was like a microphone not working in a previous show or something.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, and should have worked.

• 1:05:24Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. No, I, I, like, sustain pedals never work at venues.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  Never once.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Not one time. I, I, I'm in front of thousands of people, and oh shit, the sustain's not working. I should, you know, it's like, and there's so many things that I could have, right? But I don't, you know? Get your shit together, man.

• 1:05:43Speaker 05

  It's getting together. It's together. It's been together. We're gonna go to Australia, you can eat at your fucking Michelin restaurants, you're gonna see.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  No, that's just me being passionate.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow. I, I know, I know, I know, I get-

• 1:05:58Speaker 05

  That's just me being passionate. I can't believe it.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  It didn't sound like passion, dude.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  It, it didn't sound like passion. It sounded like deeper resentment.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Passionate, do passionate, fancy, give me passionate.

• 1:06:08Speaker 06

  I love working with you, Bobby, and we're gonna make an awesome zombie movie together.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no. No, delusional.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what, bud? You know what? I'm gonna do the movie again.

• 1:06:17Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll do your zombie movie.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, don't do that.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  I'll do it.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  But he will.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  That's passion.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And Mccone, I have a small penis.

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't, but it's like, that's what you told the world.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  But it's not-

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  And thank you so much for doing that, man. Like, I don't have enough problems.

• 1:06:36Speaker 06

  The world knows. It, it works. No, the world know it's good.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay, just stop.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Stop, dude.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  God damn.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  I have a very good penis. And then, uh, we'll see. Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  Great.

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