Cindy Lou Who Christmas

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:03Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:09Speaker 01

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  We're bad friends. Welcome to Bad Friends. It's wonderful to see you again. I'm Jack Skellington. What's this? What's this? There's comets everywhere. What's this? What's this? Tony Hinchcliffe everywhere. Hello there, Grinch. I'm Jack Skellington. Hello, Skellington. Hello. How are you? I'm in bony chills. And who the funk is that? Lulu? Lulu? Who's Lulu? Who's Lulu? Who are you referring to? Me. Who's Lulu? Me. Are you a Lulu Boo Boo? Ah, you bought me a La Boo Boo for Christmas. There is. There's a Lulu Boo Boo, an expensive one. I'm Jack Skellington.

• 0:56Speaker 00

  I imagine this La Boo Boo was a little bit cheaper because it's a Filipino La Boo Boo. Yeah, a jungle Lulu Boo. A jungle Boo Boo? Yes. Happy holidays, all. I'm Jack Skellington.

• 1:10Speaker 00

  Hello. Hello.

• 1:13Speaker 00

  Hello. Welcome to the Bad Friends Show. Hey.

• 1:22Speaker 00

  Hello.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to play a Christmas song?

• 1:25Speaker 00

  I don't. Well, we can make one up.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Let's make a Christmas song.

• 1:31Speaker 00

  What kind of snow is this?

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  Cancer.

• 1:33Speaker 00

  It's crack.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  By the way, this is obviously so cancerous.

• 1:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  I mean, we're gonna breathe this in. We're all gonna have. This is asbestos, live asbestos.

• 1:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Sing me a song.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  You gotta turn it on.

• 1:50Speaker 00

  Christmas time for you.

• 1:56Speaker 03

  It's Christmas time for you.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  You gotta be silent with the red nose and the reindeer. You gotta have pumpkin spice and all the glory as you did.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  You know, you get it? You get what I mean?

• 2:20Speaker 03

  The human spirit's alive this Christmas.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Duality, duality and expectations.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  What, what are you doing, dude? Cowbell?

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  How do you not know how to do a cowbell? There it is.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Your turn.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  Christmas time is for giving.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  And receiving.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  But mostly giving.

• 2:54Speaker 03

  Mostly receiving for me.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  And taking.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  And stealing.

• 3:00Speaker 03

  And looting.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  So please.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Please don't be biased, right?

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Just try us.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Try us and don't be.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Pious.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Merry, too merry.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Too merry.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And don't be trying.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  Trying.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Is it nice?

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Will you sing a song?

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  Play the rhythm so she'll sing.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Ready?

• 3:41Speaker 05

  Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Be good, eggnog. Don't be on the naughty list.

• 3:57Speaker 05

  I love Christmas, yeah.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow, good. It's a hit. It's a hit. It's a hit.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  It's a hit.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  It's a hit.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a hit.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to Bad Friends. Merry!

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Merry Kwanzaa!

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Kwanzaa as well.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  And all of them.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, merry all of them.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Dude, let's merry, I mean, what do you got, the Buddhists? What do they do?

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what do the Buddhists do for Christmas?

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, they're eating rice for sure. And they're lighting candles.

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  Christmas rice?

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They're also doing a mmm.

• 4:35Speaker 00

  I'll tell you what I love about Christmas. It's a white Christmas. I'm the racist Grinch.

• 4:44Speaker 00

  I'm racist as well.

• 4:47Speaker 00

  I'm Jack and I'm racist. Look at my white face, but my black body, which means...

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Best of all the worlds.

• 4:57Speaker 00

  I'm half. Merry Christmas. I can't do the mask. It's too hot. I can't breathe. It's far too hot. So, um, what'd you do for Thanksgiving? What did you do? I went to the Bae's house.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did go to Michael fucking Bae's house?

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  You texted me.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  I did. Okay.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I don't know if it was insane.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy you went to Michael Bae's house for Thanksgiving?

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but it would...

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  Hollywood!

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what I didn't do.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  What didn't you do?

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  You know, I didn't laugh.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  No photos of you like that?

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  We didn't take any photos, no. I, um, I went there because the, remember the previous year, I said...

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  You bailed.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  I bailed.

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Out of fear. And then they, then they, we FaceTimed Jules.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  From Michael Bae's house?

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because they wanted to talk to Jules.

• 5:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I was out.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  She was out. You didn't pick up. Yeah, yeah. And then, um, it was a little awkward because it was, I didn't, I thought it was gonna be like lots of people, but it was like, pretty intimate.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  It was just you guys?

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  It was me, Michael, um, his fiancee, um, and then, um, his mom.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  Michael Bae's mom?

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and she was super sweet.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Was there an explosion at dinner?

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Did anything?

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  But then I saw Bumblebee.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  You borrow his shirt?

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  You borrow his shirt?

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  What shirt?

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  Bumblebee's.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cuz it's yellow? Really good one.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Looks like a Bumblebee shirt.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what he had, though, there? He, you know, he has like a little museum down there in, in his, you know, bottom floor. And he had the, you ever see The Rock?

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  The movie The Rock?

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  One of my favorites.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  He directed it, right?

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  He has that cylinder with the little balls in it.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I, I held it.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Did you wanna steal something?

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, there was like all those like little knickknacks.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Like a full-blown Tina, yeah, that. He has that in his house.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Like, it's the original. And then he also has, um, like teenage mutant ninja turtle costumes and all this stuff.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Did you put one on?

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  I would. What, what ninja turtle would you be?

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Michelangelo.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Definitely. I'm Raphael.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, you're definitely Raphael.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And you, you guys thought I was gonna be the rat, huh?

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Splinter.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Splinter. I'm not Splinter.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  That's Splinter.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  That's Splinter.

• 7:15Speaker 05

  I wanna be the orange one.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  There's an orange?

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's Leonardo? No, that's Michelangelo.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm Michelangelo.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Cow bunga, dude.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Dude, a cow bunga, dude.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  And I'm Raphael. I'm tortured.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What are you?

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Donatello, for sure.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Donatello, yeah.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  Donatello has a sigh, right? He's purple.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Donatello.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  That's a hundred percent.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  There's a Raphael, right?

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  You're, I'm Raphael.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're Raphael.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  I have the size.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my bad.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  That's her. That's Donatello.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  That's Donatello. What else is there? And then he goes, um,

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  after dinner, I mean, it was a great dinner, too. But it was like awkward because there's a couple of guys there, I think they're arms dealers. I don't know. They, they, they're just strange guys in like turtlenecks and like, you know, they're, I don't know if they're Persian, I don't know what they are, and they don't talk much.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I don't know who they were. And then afterwards, he goes, um, "Let's watch a movie."

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  Don't tell me he put on one of his own movies.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  That would've been so funny.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  No, we watched Running Man.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  It's a great movie.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  In this theater.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you sent me a picture of his theater.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  A photo of the theater, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  It's huge.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Huge.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  How cool.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  He's a full-blown movie theater that there.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  And then they wanted us to come over Saturday to watch a movie, but you were not available.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  You went back?

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  No, but they want, they wanna watch a movie with Jules.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. They invited you. I have the invite, but you were out of town.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  You have my invite?

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, they go.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Why don't I have my invite?

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, they go, is Andrew in? I thought you were in Chicago.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  No, I was here the whole time.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Fuck! Really? You could have gone?

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  No, I was in Chicago.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You would have never gone.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  I would have gone with you to Michael Bay's house.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  You would have?

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Fodder for the pod.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fodder for the pod.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  I would have gone. I mean, Michael was very nice when I met him.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's, yeah.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you know, was it strange at some point? Like, when you wanted to leave, were you like?

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  I wanted to leave as soon as I got in the house. Because it's not my, I realize that I'm just not a social person.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  You're not?

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not like, I don't do these things.

• 9:09Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not good at it.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're, well, there was food.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  So I eat the food.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  And then you're fucked.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm out.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then I wandered around and then, you know, in this backyard, there's deer.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if you like, if you go to like Bill Maher's house.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  You've been to Bill Maher's house?

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  And it's, you know, what these guys do is they'll buy like six houses.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  And they'll just, you connect them all and it's a compound.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  It's like one of those feel, it's like vast.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  And one day you and I will have a compound.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  Together, maybe.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  What I'm, no, not individually, but like, you know, I mean, I'll get this house. There's like three or four buildings. You get the far house, whatever house you want. You know what I mean? And then in the buildings, maybe this one will live there, maybe the kids here. Yeah, yeah.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  No, thank you.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  We want a house.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a golf cart.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, a golf cart.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. House to house.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  I love this. This is like the secret life of Mormon wives.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 10:07Speaker 01

  I love that shit.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 10:09Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  I heard about it for the first time last night.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  The secret lives of Mormon wives. This is what it's like. Don't they all live like right near each other?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're all in Provo, Utah, in the area.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell me about the secret lives.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what's, what's their biggest secret?

• 10:22Speaker 01

  Because they're Mormon, their secrets aren't a big deal to us. Like, they just kissed each other's husbands.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  So like one time I drank Coke.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  It's exactly.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  And everyone's like, huh!

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  I celebrated my birthday. Miranda!

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  You bitch!

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  They do coffee enemas.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  They do coffee enemas?

• 10:40Speaker 05

  What is that?

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  It's they put coffee in your ass.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Do people are addicted to that shit?

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, I love coffee.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  I do imagine it would be good in my ass.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I, what, what, A Strange Addiction, there's a show that, and there's

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  There's a couple that do it every hour and it's getting out of hand.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  You think so?

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  It's getting out of hand?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  They shove coffee in their ass.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Couple months, you're like, alright, I'll let it slide, but every hour for like, six months, it's out of hand.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  So because they don't drink coffee, they can put it in their ass? Is that the loophole? That's like Catholics with anal?

• 11:15Speaker 05

  But what's the point?

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  Cause then you don't drink it and God's not mad at you, but you put it in your butt and it's fine.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 05

  You get high?

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  No, you get like the same pickup.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  You must get a buzz.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  Starbucks.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  It's like a Starbucks butt high.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Starbutts.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to Starbutts, bend over. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, I've done wheatgrass enemas.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  What? You put wheatgrass in your ass?

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you don't know the story?

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Wheatgrass ass.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  When I was doing, when I was detoxing off of, um, Vicodin, and all the, all my opiates, and then I, and then Abby brought me to that wheatgrass farm.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  I remember.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for like a month.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  And then I woke up one day, I was just like going through detox, and I, I woke up in the bathroom with a fuck green juice all over the bathtub, bathroom, the floor, with a tube in my ass, and I was shaking. I was trying to do my own wheatgrass enema.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  You're doing your own?

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they, but they have the, you know what I mean? The apparatus and all the stuff, and they teach you how to do it.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  But so this is a normal thing to put wheatgrass up there? Or this was your solution?

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I improvised.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  I think it's yours.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  I think I found a garden hose. Right?

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  It just sounds like a bit, someone's like, you know what I did? I made Bobby Lee put wheatgrass in his ass.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  But look up wheatgrass enemas. Yeah, it's a thing.

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  That's, I've never heard of that in my entire life.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Wheatgrass enema.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, it's a whole thing.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Benefits.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  There's good benefits to it.

• 12:39Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  Probably just as beneficial to drink it than to put it up your butt.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I think it helps with colon cancer, maybe.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Helps loosen stool, obviously.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's stool green. It dies a green.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  Dies a green.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  That's all it does.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  It's like the river on St. Patty's Day in Chicago.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  This is not a new issue. Thousands of years ago, people were taught to purify the body with a live, raw vegan diet and enemas. So people have been doing this for a long time.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  The ancient essence sect of Judaism understood that fasting and colon cleansing helped clear negativity and toxins out of the physical body. So the mind could be quieted and the spirit renewed.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. We should do it on the show.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  I guess if the Jews have been doing it for thousands of years, huh?

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  I gave Burt Kreischer one.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  You gave him an enema?

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  A coffee one, I believe.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  You gave me a Tic Tac one.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did. I put a Tic Tac in his butthole.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  Some say that's still up there.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, we had to cut that.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did have to cut you doing that. You putting a Tic Tac in his ass? We couldn't air that.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's funny.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  It's funny, yeah.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  Was it an orange or a white one?

• 13:37Speaker 01

  I think it was white.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good, because the white one, the orange ones, I chew too fast.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  The orange one you chew?

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  It's candy.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  There, nobody fucking sucks on an orange Tic Tac. You just eat the whole thing.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  You chew the whole.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  You chew the whole thing.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  The whole, yeah, in your mouth.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I got into a car back from the airport and the guy, you know how sometimes they have like mints and water and stuff? This guy had Hi-Chew. I love Hi-Chew.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  I love, I suck on Hi-Chews.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  I told him, I go, I'm gonna eat this whole thing.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  You chew on them or suck on them?

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  Both.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  I suck, how long do you suck for?

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm a pretty good sucker, dude.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  I suck hard.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  You suck way hard.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, too hard, almost.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  Hi-Chew's so good.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Hi-Chew's the best, dude.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  So I told him, I said, I'm gonna eat all these Hi-Chews. He's like, that's all right, that's what I'm there for, eat the Hi-Chew.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  I love, he was such a nice guy.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  And you know what the Asian candies are doing now?

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  They start putting like other things in it, like a little, you know how you suck on an Asian candy? And then there's like a little mochi or something in your mouth, like a random bit?

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  That they stick in there. It's, I like, it's a little delight.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a little treat, it's a little surprise.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like, thank you, it's like, thank you. Like, like little things like that.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Mochi rice, mochi fruitcake, Dai Fuku dessert.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Asians really, and they, do you go to get Asian chips? Like, it'll be Lay's, but they'll have different flavors?

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I like the foreign flavors.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, yeah.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  The Asian one I had, I think I had Dachshund was a Chinese chip.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Dachshund?

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Dachshund?

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  Or Weimaraner? I don't remember which one it was.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  I had dog. It was dead on.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  That was my joke.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was it?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  It didn't land at all in this whole room.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, dachshund's a dog?

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  Dachshund is a dog.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, I missed.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  She got it.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Did you get it?

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  I smile. It went right over everybody's head.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  No, it went over my head. I didn't know what a dachshund was.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  Or I said it.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Can we rewind that? It makes me look like a fool.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  What kind of chips did you have? Chinese chips?

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what did you have?

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  Saint Bernard's.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  I've had that before.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Have you had Saint Bernard lately?

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  They're so good.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  They're so good.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  But you really like pug chips.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  The pugs are good, but you know what? Right now, because I'm on Wegovy and stuff, right? I get the chihuahua. It's smaller. It's a smaller chip. It's a tiny chip. Yeah, yeah.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  You want yourself some Chinese chips?

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  But give me the exotic flavors of the Japanese, like, chips.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  They do have really wild flavors.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  You know what I kind of like is ketchup. You ever had ketchup in Canada?

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  Those are good.

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Those are good.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  They do?

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give me some unusual chips there, guys.

• 16:07Speaker 05

  Have you tried banana ketchup?

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 16:09Speaker 05

  Banana ketchup. Filipino ketchup.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Banana ketchup? No, dude. That's not a real thing.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  It's the wrong fruit, dude.

• 16:18Speaker 05

  It's so good.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Banana and ketchup?

• 16:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Is there tomato in it, or is this made out of bananas?

• 16:24Speaker 05

  There's maybe a little tomato, but it's sweet.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  That's it?

• 16:28Speaker 05

  It's so good.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Is that banana ketchup?

• 16:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:31Andrew Santino?

  Is that the kind you have?

• 16:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  I want to order a french fries with banana ketchup. I mean, so jungly to have banana ketchup.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Sponsored by Dana White, UFC.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  UFC, come up with a different.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  It's a time!

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Chocolate del! Love UFC!

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Banana ketchup. Banana sauce. UFC, that's insane. Thomas Chachang. What is that? What's the, um, it's an abbreviation, but what is, what does it stand for? I don't know.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  United flavored ketchup.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm just guessing.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's really good.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  No idea.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  UFC stands for Universal Food Corporation. So boring.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  But I, I believe that the Japanese look at our flavors and then go, oh, I can't believe they do, you know what I mean? Barbecue. Yeah. Salt and vinegar. All right?

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Or chive? We never thought of chive.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you think or no?

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they must.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Honey butter.

• 17:34Speaker 05

  That one's so good.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Kalbi. Yeah, honey butters.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, honey butter sounds good.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  I like honey and butter.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  What's this one? Zoom it in. Just chips. Oh.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  Just chips. Lot of words for just chips.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, kikke, what does that mean? Okay.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Doritos, what flavor? Wasabi Doritos, I bet you that's so good.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  So good. Wasabi Doritos.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  Mike popcorn. That's a guy named Mike. They made popcorn out of him. And the other one looks like wagyu beef.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. And you know where you get them here is like fucking like vape shops. I've seen them. Right? You go to a vape shop, it's like, why do they have these here?

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  The smoke shop you go to, I go to, because he goes, Bobby was just in here, man.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  By the way, last night I went and got pizza.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  And the guy's like, the guy who works there, sweet guy, he's like.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Prince.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  He, yeah.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  He's like, are you famous? I was like, no, man. And the guy in the back, he's like, the guy in the back says you're famous, man. And then he comes out, he goes, we should get your picture on the wall. And I was like, no, no, that's very nice. Thank you. And he goes, but it's gotta be you and Bobby together. And I was like, okay. He goes, he was here like an hour ago. You had just gone to Prince.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what I got there? The greatest pizza I've ever had.

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  I just got that. This with the short rib inside of it.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, bro.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  It's.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Bro! What? I, I, guy.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Guy.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something, guy.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Not just the best pizza I've ever had, dude, guy, right? It's, they're ending it.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  No, it's only for a limited run.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're gonna end it, guy, right? And I'm telling you right now, guy, dude, best pizza I've ever had, guy.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Except for. Domino's.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money. Thank the Lord that you've saved me Rocket Money because I'm saving so much money through Rocket Money. Because I have so many subscriptions.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

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• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Their dashboard lays out your total financial picture, including bill due dates and pay dates in a way that's easy to digest. You can even automatically create custom budget based on your past spending.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  And here's the best part, they're gonna even try to negotiate to lower your bills for you. We all have crazy bills, it's the holidays, the end of the years can be tough. And I'm telling you, you need to save some money and Rocket Money can help you do that. They've saved users over 2.5 billion dollars, including over 880 million in canceled subscriptions alone. Their 10 million members have saved 740 dollars a year on average when they use all the app's premium features. That is impressive. Be like Bobby, cancel your unwanted subscriptions, okay? And reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today.

• 20:09Bobby Lee?

  That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. You know what, Guy? We have an online business.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  We have merch.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  We have merch.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  And we need Shopify.

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Because we only use the best here. Shopify's point of sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations across up to 1,000 locations.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty incredible and it's proven, by the way, people that want to know. Based on a report from EY, businesses on Shopify POS see real results, like ours. 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed. Which means, in just regular old terms, businesses that are using Shopify's POS can see their business going up and staying that way.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Get all the big stuff for your small business right now with Shopify.

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Turn those what ifs into why nots and keep giving those big dreams the best shot with Shopify.

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/badfriends. Go to Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  You heard him. That's Shopify.com/badfriends. What did you eat at Michael Bay's house? I want to know what the meal was.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  What, you know what, Guy? I'll tell you this.

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  Let me guess.

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  Let me guess.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Michael Bay had a 10-pound turkey. Am I close?

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be. Michael Bay had, um.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  He also.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  He had two or three kinds of stuffing. I bet you one of them was like a gluten free stuffing.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  One stuffing.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  One?

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one stuffing.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  Cranberry sauce.

• 21:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  Did he have green bean casserole?

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Interesting move because the crispy onions are probably one of my favorite things on top.

• 21:48Bobby Lee?

  But the connection, can we go back to the, um, stuffing?

• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  It was, um.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  Homemade.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Not just homemade, high quality breading.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's homemade probably.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  And it's, I think they used different varieties of bread in the stuffing.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, you sourdough and then this brioche.

• 22:06Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And these different, because they were different texture, cube size, right? The best stuffing I've ever had, right? He also insisted, insisted on carving.

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  He carved. It's his house.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Because his dad's a surgeon.

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  No, you should let him.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  My dad's a surgeon. I could, you know, I mean, he's one of those guys, you know what I mean?

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, his dad should have done it. You can, oh, he's dead?

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  Car from the after?

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

  I mean, surgeons are the one that should cut a turkey.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  It was a gray turkey and then they had nine varieties of different pies and cakes. It was incredible.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  Pumpkin, apple.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Two.

• 22:45Andrew Santino?

  Cherry.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  Talamook.

• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  Talamook?

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  Talamook ice cream.

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  Tillamook?

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  The cheese company? Tillamook.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  Tillamook, yeah.

• 22:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what I said.

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  Tillamook.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  Tillamook.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Tillamook?

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Vanilla ice cream. Was that fancy or?

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  Just vanilla?

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  I know it just vanilla.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  Come on, Michael.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing that I was like, uh-uh, which is, um, when, one of the, um, servers or, you know what I mean?

• 23:11Andrew Santino?

  You had servers?

• 23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  You didn't go serve yourself? There were staff there.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  There was staff there. And like, would you like, yeah. That's not what that is. And they were like, um.

• 23:22Andrew Santino?

  Staff?

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Like flauta sparkling water. And I go, I'll have a diet coke. We don't do soda here.

• 23:29Andrew Santino?

  See, this is a.

• 23:30Bobby Lee?

  And already I was like, I don't know, should I leave?

• 23:33Andrew Santino?

  What is with celebrities and that?

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm gonna leave.

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

  It's soda. Celebrities, dude, this is like a Hollywood.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  It's a Hollywood thing.

• 23:39Andrew Santino?

  Like, we don't, we don't have soda in our home.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Have you been to my house? Look, what's in the fridge?

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

  It's a soda can. His whole house is a soda can.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  How many Diet Cokes do we have?

• 23:47Speaker 05

  A lot. There's the upstairs fridge and the downstairs.

• 23:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  When you turn on your faucet, Diet Coke comes out.

• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 23:53Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't that be sick to do that?

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:54Andrew Santino?

  That's like Brewster's Millions.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Another thing is also...

• 23:58Andrew Santino?

  What time did the sex party start?

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  There was only... Well, what happened was there was only his fiancee there.

• 24:05Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  For the whole... And aside from his mother, so they were the only two ladies there. But then later, another group came.

• 24:14Andrew Santino?

  Women, prospects for you?

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  But they weren't... No, they were all, um, hitched up with, like... Guys, I don't... I don't know much about...

• 24:21Andrew Santino?

  They all had...

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Hello, I'm Amnul.

• 24:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Amnul?

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I go, "What do you do?" "Okay."

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you're like, "Okay." So in my mind, I'm like, "Oh, there's... It's... I don't know."

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  There was no single ladies there?

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  Nothing?

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, um, yeah. And then, in the movie theater, there's like, the back row is like a gigantic, kind of couchy, kind of situation.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  Rut row.

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  Rut row.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  So is Michael and his fiancee just laying there with the pillows and stuff?

• 24:49Andrew Santino?

  Sexy.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  And I'm just sitting there in the chair. By myself. There was no popcorn. I just sat there.

• 24:53Andrew Santino?

  No popcorn?

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no popcorn.

• 24:55Andrew Santino?

  This guy's got nine types of pies?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Jeff Becher was there.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  Bechers, yeah, they're good friends. I see them at the store all the time.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Love Becher.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  They're there all the time.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:02Speaker 05

  What if they're in like, an open relationship?

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  And that's why you got invited over.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  They were looking at...

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  I would say no.

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I know something about Michael that I just don't think I would feel comfortable. He's got the biggest dick in Hollywood.

• 25:21Speaker 05

  And you're not down for that?

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  I heard Cameron too has a big one.

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  It is, it is true. I bet you director's penis...

• 25:29Speaker 06

  The bigger the movie.

• 25:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the bigger the movie, the bigger the...

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  That's why directors don't need to be on camera.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  So they must have nice pipes.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  I think Wes Anderson has a thin one.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  His dick's like.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh, maybe, maybe this, maybe that?

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 25:45Andrew Santino?

  Wes Anderson's penis goes like this. I'm gonna come?

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm pretty sure I'm gonna come.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's move my sack over here, cause you know what I mean visually, visually, you know what I mean? It's gotta be, you know what I mean? What does that say?

• 25:58Andrew Santino?

  Michael Bay has a big cock, but I'd like to believe mine is bigger. He's up, if he's up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus Steps at Universal and put the question to rest. Who is this in, who said that? It's McGee. Oh, McGee's penis.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  But I wanna also say about Michael Bay's penis, what I heard, it's also perfect. There's no twists and turns.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  It's straight shooter.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not, it's not like.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  You're a lefty, right? Or a righty?

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Mine leans all the way to the left. My left.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm a righty.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why, but I, I'm trying to like center.

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  Trying to get it back.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm, I'm trying to go more to the right, so it goes back.

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta pull it.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, but it's bent, been bent so far to the left, that it kinda hurts.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  It's almost like it's looking away from you.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't want what you're trying to do.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  But he's just like, you know what I mean?

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, leave me alone.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, you know what I mean? But I try, but then sometimes I just go back to the left, you know what I mean? But it's like, I don't know why I did that.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  I imagine your penis in therapy.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:53Andrew Santino?

  Like your penis is in therapy, smoking a cigarette.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  And the therapist is like, what, what is the problem? He's like, I don't know, after 54 years, I thought he would just leave me alone, but.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  He just can't seem to stop yanking on my neck.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what Paulie Shores looks like?

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  It looks just like that.

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  A gremlin?

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's scary. Anyway.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  What did you do for Thanksgiving?

• 27:21Speaker 05

  We just celebrated at the Kalais place.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  What'd you eat?

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  The night before.

• 27:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, the night before.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  But not the night of. What'd you do the night of?

• 27:29Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? You guys don't do Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving?

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  I FaceTimed you, and why didn't you pick up?

• 27:33Speaker 05

  Cause I was at my friend's.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Doing what?

• 27:37Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Or you just sit on a couch and just stare at the wall? What like, what do you mean?

• 27:42Speaker 05

  We were just watching a movie.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  What movie did you watch?

• 27:46Speaker 05

  Show Stranger Things.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, the new season came out. And eleven is forty-six now. How old are those kids?

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're old now.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it doesn't even make sense.

• 27:56Speaker 05

  Twenty-one. They're younger than.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  She's twenty-one years old and they're still pretending to be like high or teenagers?

• 28:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  Or younger than teen?

• 28:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're all early teens.

• 28:05Andrew Santino?

  Aren't they supposed to be in middle school or in high school now?

• 28:07Speaker 05

  High school. High school.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Good show?

• 28:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How many have you seen?

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  I watched the first season.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  I think I did too.

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  I think I got what I needed out of the first season.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  The first season I saw.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  Should have been a movie.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  It was a great movie.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  But outside of that, I'm like, what else are you gonna do?

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Are you watching anything?

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Right now?

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Uh, let's see, I watched.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Pluribus?

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  I didn't see Pluribus.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm caught up. It's so good.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  It's good?

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  It's so weird. Do you like it?

• 28:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's great.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Weird, good.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  It's weird, yeah.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  We watched throwback movies over, over the holidays. My sister loves retro movies when we go home. So we'll sit for hours and hours. We ran through all of the, um, Austin Powers series.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  One, probably one of genuinely some of the greatest front to back comedies. I mean, two is by far the best. I want to take over the world. It's so good. It's layered with jokes.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  Like layered, layered, layered with jokes. By the way, did you see what Beyonce wore to F1? You know, I was in Vegas.

• 29:03Speaker 05

  So hot.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Uh, did you see that?

• 29:05Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Did you see that?

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  I was in Vegas for the, I didn't stay for F1, but I went for the week of. Look what she wore. Jesus Christ, she's a runner. She's a track star.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  And Jay-Z, uh, just wore all black.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  And she wore an unbelievable outfit. I think it has a cape on it.

• 29:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Fly away with me.

• 29:25Speaker 05

  She's so perfect.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  She is fucking perfect, huh?

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  They probably smell so pure.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  She, I bet you she smells like, you ever been to?

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Like if you see Rihanna and you just go, I smell their photos. And I imagine.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  They should do scratch and sniff trading cards.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  So you know what they smell like.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  You ever been to Iceland?

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  You ever been to a place with, that's remote that has like fresh water flowing? That's what she smells like. Fresh water flowing.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Now Jay-Z, how does he smell?

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  See, I just think he's got his own scent now. Like, he probably, you know, you get so, these people that get so famous and rich?

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  They have like made up colognes that you're like, I don't even know if that smells good or just weird.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I'm like that.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  No, you smell, you smell good. You smell very good.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but how much colo, I mean, I, I, I try to buy the weirdest colognes I can get. Yeah. And I try to mix and match.

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  Do you have Frogwort on tonight, don't you? Frogwarts?

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  No. No, the mood killer.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't know you, I, I thought you were being serious. I thought there was an actual cologne called Frogwarts.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  There is.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  You own it.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because there, there are smells that I'm buying that are like that.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  I know, you told me some of the peculiar things that you've got.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like Vietnamese coffee and stuff.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  Oof, that one I'll take.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  But I'll take the other coff, Turkish coffee.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  I love.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Let's come up with it, if they don't have it.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  They do the thing?

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  You and I could do a scent, a scent line.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  Be rad. Cause we always smell pretty good.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let's do, uh.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  Does she, do you wear perfume?

• 31:01Speaker 05

  Not really.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  Do you wear deodorant?

• 31:03Speaker 05

  Sometimes.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  When, when? Like, what day do you choose to wear deodorant?

• 31:08Speaker 05

  When it's like really hot, but most of the time I just don't wear.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's probably better for you to not.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Everything has an essence.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  What's your?

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Think about, think about this, okay? Even if, like, I don't want to be controversial, but even like an IED, a bomb, right? If you smelt an IED bomb, right, there's probably, you know, I mean, flavors.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  It's got an essence.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  No, uh, yeah, no, just listen. Just listen. Don't, don't read, we're cool right, right back on the essence, right?

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, bombs have an essence.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  I know what I'm saying.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  I know what I'm saying.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  No, not when they're off.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  That's the commercial. Smell like you've just been bamboozled.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Not when they're off. Well, not when they go off, I mean, before, when you're making it.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the smell of like.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  The smell of like, yeah, let's just come up with a different one, like, um.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh no, that one's good.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, I, I'll.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Smell like a suicide bomber.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  That commercial would be awesome.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Such a good commercial.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  You wanna smell like death?

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Death. By Calvin Klein.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, that probably has an essence.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  It's got an essence.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Notes. There are notes in it. There are flavor notes in it, right?

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, that you can't smell anywhere else. So, um, you know the t-shirts I got?

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, from Madwell?

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Madeworn, yeah, yeah. So I went to their factory once, right?

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  Downtown?

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't downtown. They used to have a place on Fairfax, right?

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  And I used to go in there and the guy that, you know, I mean, created, the president of the brand, he goes, um, you know, I created a cologne, but it's like, no one likes it, but I like it. And I go, what is it? It's called Smoke. And I wanted to see like, you know what I mean? And like a car engine, smoke, a combination of these kind of fuel like smells. And he gave me a bottle and I used it all. And it smelt like, you know, I mean, I had just came out of a coal mine.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  But, but people would go, you know what I mean? Interesting, you know what I mean? Yeah, sometimes, you know, I mean, interesting, it doesn't have to smell like good. It just has to smell interesting.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Interesting can't be better than good.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what I'm saying is, is that-

• 33:26Speaker 05

  But you don't wanna smell bad.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it doesn't smell bad.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  It just smells unique.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  It smells unique.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  Like, what's your favorite smell on a guy?

• 33:34Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't like, you like people to have their own body scent?

• 33:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I sucked someone's dick last week and it smelled like guava.

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  We'll be right back. Holy shit, like guava?

• 33:45Speaker 05

  It was so good.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  It tasted like guava.

• 33:49Speaker 05

  Tasted and smelled like guava. I was shocked.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  What, did he put guava lotion on?

• 33:54Speaker 05

  I don't know, but it was so good.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  She obviously blew a koala.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  What, some sort of, you know what I mean? A tree animal, you know what I mean? That ate a guava, right? And she, he peed guava. Yeah, yeah, and it was some sort of like-

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  Guava tastes like a mix of strawberry and pear with tangy, sweet floral flavor and juicy, sometimes grainy, texture. He probably put guava lotion on his weener.

• 34:21Speaker 05

  I don't know, but it was good.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. The best tasting you've ever had?

• 34:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, I'll, I'll, may I add, throw in my bit?

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they have flavored lube.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  I was just Googling for my own.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  There's a girl I'm seeing that has, you know what I mean? You know what her?

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  Chocha?

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It tastes like life.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Life cereal? I love.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  What, 2% or 1% milk?

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what?

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  2%.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  Cinnamon life.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, cinnamon life? So good.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  It, it tastes like, there's no like, you know, I mean, we're, it's pure water like.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Not for me.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  What do you need?

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  I like a little, I got a little stinger. I want it to be like, ooh.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  I want it to.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Like whiskey?

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  I want it to shock you a little bit.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Have a burning in your.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Just a, not burn, but more, just like a little like, oh, oh, oh. Oh, well, it's the afternoon.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  I want to taste the day. Let me taste the day.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, taste the day.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I like life.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  You like life?

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just like pure.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's like, it's like how Beyonce smells.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  Pure.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  And there's no be, like, and she's a white person.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  That's why you said pure.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what I said, because usually when you date.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Damn, dude.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not why, that's not why I said that. That's not why I said, what I'm saying.

• 35:39Speaker 06

  Color do you have in mind? When you say pure?

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:42Speaker 06

  Which color do you have in mind?

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  When I say pure? It could be Beyonce is what I'm saying.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  But wasn't?

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't. What I'm saying, let me, can I have my points out, man? Please.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  Please, please.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that, you know, I've been some, with some white women.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  And there is, there's been like a funk sometimes.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  We got the funk.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Hey, we got the funk.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Like Studio 54. It smells like Studio 54. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got the funk. We got the funk. Yeah. We got the funk. We got the funk. Yeah, that, I don't like that.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  George Clinton?

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it smells like George Clinton.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  Little George Clinton. Yeah.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  It smells like Parliament.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  And the Funkadelic.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  And the, yeah.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like it.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  Little bit of funk, little bit of stank. Do you, what, you only like American cheese? You only like, like cheddar? You don't like any funk cheese?

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't like, you know, the, the sweat between Miles Davis's lips.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that. I don't want that. Yeah, I don't want the sweat between the lips. You know what I mean?

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  So is this guy that you're hanging out with now, are you gonna get him a Christmas gift?

• 36:59Speaker 05

  I don't know, maybe.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  She really likes him.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  It's serious, huh?

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  So you're gonna get him a gift?

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, first of all, I thought you were gay.

• 37:07Speaker 05

  Everyone thinks I'm gay.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I guess you're not.

• 37:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think I thought, because I went to Joshua Tree and she thought, oh, you're gonna have a lesbian gangbang with all your friends.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:18Speaker 05

  I'm like, no.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  How many people went?

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Like, four girls.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Jules.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  That does sound like a Joshua Tree.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  They're like, we're all piling the Subaru.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Also, they also didn't do hallucinogenics.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  What'd you guys go out there to do?

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  They watched Stranger Things.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  I don't know, it was my birthday weekend, we just went hiking.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like a gangbang.

• 37:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Drinking?

• 37:44Speaker 05

  Drinking.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Drugs?

• 37:45Speaker 05

  No drugs.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Weed, nothing.

• 37:47Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  You don't do drugs, ever?

• 37:49Speaker 05

  I don't really do well with it.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  Do your friends do drugs?

• 37:52Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  They're all like her.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  They're just chill.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  They chill. Here's the thing, Jules. Since we raised you, I feel you like you're in high school, or, you know what I mean? So let's, stop that.

• 38:06Speaker 05

  I know.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  The talk.

• 38:08Speaker 05

  What do you mean, the talk?

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't, it's, you're too young.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  He gets mad when I go out with friends.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  When you, when fucking McCon goes, you know what? I was at an after-party at four in the morning, you know who I saw there? I go, who? Jules.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  She's an adult.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  She can do whatever she wants.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  How old are you now?

• 38:26Speaker 05

  Twenty-four.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what the fuck, I mean?

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, exactly.

• 38:29Speaker 05

  And Tito Bobby gets mad at me.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  I went to rehab, my first rehab, I was fourteen.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  You're right, yeah, yeah.

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  She's twenty-four years old.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  She's a grown-up. She can do whatever fucking.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, you worry!

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  You don't fucking worry.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  Do you have her location?

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  So you don't worry enough?

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  You should have her location if you really cared. Turn on your location.

• 38:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 38:47Speaker 05

  Why?

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  Kick her out of the house if she doesn't turn on location.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, turn on your location.

• 38:50Andrew Santino?

  Because you got, he wants to know where you are at all times, he's worried.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Does Kalila have your location?

• 38:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  So then I'm fine, I don't have to. Okay, but you'll ask her if you need to know. Yeah. Phoenix was awesome. And. I want to move there. Yeah. Great restaurants. I do, I want to move to Scottsdale. I do too. Are you being serious? Yeah, I would move there. Let's move the show. To Scottsdale? I would love it. I would love it. I can golf every day. Really? Every day. Yeah, yeah. I'd be closer to my mom. True. Yeah. We'd be closer to everything. Yeah. You want to go? It would make me so happy. I want to make you happy. I want to make you happy. No, yes.

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 39:34Speaker 07

  Y'all having a moment?

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Mistletoe.

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  Dude. He rigged it. You rigged it.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  It's bad luck if you don't do it.

• 39:47Speaker 07

  You have to.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  Mistletoe. It's mistletoe. Can I grab your head?

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god!

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  I didn't like that one bit. What's this Kill Bill thing?

• 40:16Speaker 06

  The whole bloody affair.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  It was a family movie because we all love Kill Bill and I want to see one and two. And he edited it together?

• 40:22Speaker 07

  I think there's some more footage.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Extra back footage, I think that. But it's going to move seamlessly between two movies though. That's the whole goal. Wow. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited. I've never seen anything like it, no. It's funny because when I saw them both, I've seen them both in the order that obviously they were released, but I saw them so far apart. Hmm. I want to see what it feels like when I'm back to back. Which one do you like? Which one do you prefer? Two.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  I think two is a better movie.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I think one is great. I just think two is just a, I don't know why. I think maybe nerd wise, I think cinematically two is more rad.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  It looks.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Some of the fight scenes in one is so good, though.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  They are good.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Like the bar, the go-go bar, is that right?

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  That's an incredible.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  I just think two is, I don't know why I like it so much.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  The fight scene between, um, Uma and, um, I didn't move with her, what's her name?

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox. So annoying, we couldn't think of her name. She's so famous.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And that, that house scene with Vivica Fox, that fight is, that's in the first one, right? Incredible.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Fighting her while she's trying to like temper her child.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's right.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  And then just sitting and having coffee after.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, they fight first and then they see the bus drop her off.

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  And then they pause.

• 41:34Andrew Santino?

  They start fighting.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  And then they stop, and then they have coffee together, which is fucking awesome.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a great movie. I just think two, I don't know, what's your vote? Two. Two? One.

• 41:44Speaker 05

  One.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  Both ones, yeah.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  I think one, two, yeah. Have you seen them?

• 41:47Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:47Speaker 05

  Maybe watch them.

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  I mean, they're both great. I don't know why. I mean, you know, they're both awesome.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait. Yeah.

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  Exciting, dude.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty exciting.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  By the way, we went to the movie with, uh, with my family over Thanksgiving.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  What did you see?

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  This is my favorite thing in the world. You know, jokingly, my sister was like, well, let's go see the, um,

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  the magician movie you're in. And I was like, I don't, I don't really wanna, I don't wanna go to the theater with you guys and see that. I don't, I don't wanna. And then my dad from the front of the house, he goes, I, I got a movie.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  I was like, what, what do you wanna see?

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  And he's like, Nuremberg. I was like, we're not gonna go see the Nazi trials. In Chicago, it's dark at 3:30, gray all day.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna go see the Nazi trials. He goes, it's fucking history. I go, I know. He goes, it's important. I was like, I know what happened.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  And he was like, what do you wanna see? Then we all decided to go see Rental Family. And I'm not kidding.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Masterpiece.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  I cried five times.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Masterpiece?

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  Five times. I cried five times. Best movies I've seen. Did you see, I put it up on Instagram. I said, this is one of the best movies I think I've seen in fucking years.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  I gotta see it.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  It's so fucking good.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  It looks good.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  And I'm gonna say something that sounds out of pocket.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  Japanese people are the best.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not.

• 43:16Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they are.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  They're not. They're not the best.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  They are.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  They occupy China, Korea, they're oppressors.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  Kings.

• 43:24Speaker 05

  What about Filipinos?

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right. Did they go to the Philippines?

• 43:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  What do they do to your people?

• 43:29Speaker 05

  They murdered, they killed everyone.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Everyone.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  Japan.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now you're seeing them and they're, "Oh, we're sorry."

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  No, they're not sorry.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, "We do bad things, we're sorry." Yeah, no, we never forget, right? And never forget.

• 43:44Andrew Santino?

  The reason that it's so good, and I'm gonna, this is, don't take this the wrong way, world. The movie's so strong.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  I bet it is.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  Story-wise, structure-wise. Brendan's a great actor, but he doesn't like, he doesn't need to be, do you know what I'm saying? The movie's fantastic, so it's not like he doesn't need to overact, he doesn't need to like...

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  And does he?

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I'm saying his emoting is good, it's just, a lot of times in this kind of film, it's so emotion-driven, you like, you see actors like, overact the thing. He doesn't need to, he kinda stays level, and your heart, I cried like a fucking bitch multiple times.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  He does deliver.

• 44:25Andrew Santino?

  He slant, it's a home run.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Oscar.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  Unfortunately, no, because the, it's not getting enough attention. Don't you agree? I don't think anyone's...

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  I mean, on my TikTok, it's every other commercial.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  I know, but that's, that's, internet-driven is not gonna be the same as the business, the business is gonna want something, you know, like...

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you do the Predator Badlands?

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, everything that I ever say to watch, you haven't seen.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  That's not true, I've seen everything that you want me to see.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? No. Nothing. Nothing.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, nothing.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  Stand my ground.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  And it's because you don't trust my opinion on things?

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  I trust your taste wholeheartedly, you have phenomenal taste.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I won't.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  Because I just wanted to see what I wanna see. I'm a very like, I wanna see this, right, this is what I wanna see. And my dad was mad for an entire week that we didn't go see, he cried.

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Nuremberg.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  And walked out being like, you should have fucking saw Nuremberg. Like he was.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  But did he like rental?

• 45:21Andrew Santino?

  Loved.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  He loved it. The whole family. It's a family movie.

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  It's so fucking good. And honestly dude, Japanese, goddamn, they're rad.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Would you say the Japanese currently do better films than Koreans?

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  Koreans right now are leading the film industry.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 45:36Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. But that's just a fact.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not an arguable. That's a, I think that's objective. But best movies come out of Japan.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  Historically.

• 45:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  I like cursed.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  The best directors, yeah. Yeah. But right now Koreans, I mean K-pop demon hunters.

• 45:53Speaker 05

  Korean dramas.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  K-drama.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  K-drama. Someone's in Now You Can See Me, part three.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Who, me?

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  I was in it. I think I'm in it for like five tenths of a second. I think it's like a frame.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not true.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  No, it's longer.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  It's longer.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, you didn't see it.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  No, my parents did and they told me it was longer at the beginning. It wasn't just a scene at the beginning.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  I love your mom.

• 46:18Speaker 01

  They made me see Nuremberg.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  You saw it?

• 46:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  How good, how good is it?

• 46:22Speaker 01

  I got in trouble for vaping in the theater by my dad.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. Oh, your dad did?

• 46:26Speaker 01

  No, I, he got mad at me for vaping.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  I thought he said the staff got you in trouble? You're like, what is this Nazi Germany? I can't vape in the theater?

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  What kind of, oh, so you still spend wholesome time with your family?

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  He just went back.

• 46:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  That's so nice.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  It was fun.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  Tell them about Texas. Who did you see?

• 46:41Speaker 01

  I saw Tony.

• 46:42Andrew Santino?

  He, him and Tony hung out.

• 46:44Speaker 01

  I saw Tony.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  You were in Austin?

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  When's the last time you guys hung out?

• 46:47Speaker 01

  Last time I saw Tony was Benji's wedding, like 2021.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  It was a while, but I saw.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  What'd you guys do?

• 46:54Speaker 01

  I just went to Mitzi's a couple of times.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's nice.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  With people there.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  It's fun though, right? Old friends.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  What were you doing in Mitzi's?

• 47:01Speaker 01

  Just hanging out, smoking weed.

• 47:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a late night bar.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  I got, you know why I really went? It's because Red Band hit me up and said there was a girl there that wanted to talk to me.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 47:10Speaker 01

  I went and talked to her.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 47:11Speaker 01

  She drove me home.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 47:13Speaker 01

  We made out.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Guava?

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Guava dick or no?

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  Guava?

• 47:18Speaker 01

  No guava.

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  How did her dick taste?

• 47:20Speaker 01

  There was no guava, no nothing.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  No hookup?

• 47:23Speaker 01

  No, no hookup.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Good boy.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. And also because my mom was inside. I was like, oh, you can't come in. It's loud. My dog will be a whole thing.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Why couldn't you go to her place?

• 47:32Speaker 01

  Because she's staying with her brother in Austin.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. So, yeah.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  Let him join.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  White?

• 47:39Speaker 01

  White? Uh, no, actually, not white.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  I think maybe, kind of Indian.

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, what's this?

• 47:46Speaker 08

  Oh, oh, oh, Bad Friends Miss Jeopardy. The categories are: Movies, Music, History, and Random.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends Miss!

• 48:00Speaker 07

  Bad Friends Miss Jeopardy!

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  Alright, let's see it. Here we go.

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  You ready to play?

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how the game Jeopardy plays.

• 48:06Speaker 07

  You just have to ask things in the form of a question.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, in the form of a question.

• 48:10Speaker 07

  Bobby starts. You can pick any number, but if you get it wrong, you're, you go down.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  That's fine. I'm gonna lose, you know that, right? Okay, I'll have a, um, $100 Movies, please.

• 48:19Speaker 07

  This is the name of Chevy Chase's character in Christmas Vacation.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  Fuck. Do I get to steal?

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Can you give me the last name?

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 48:30Speaker 07

  No, that's the hardest part.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  I pass.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  Clark W. Griswold.

• 48:35Speaker 07

  100 points for Andrew. Negative 100 for Bobby.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  And Jules?

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Negative.

• 48:42Speaker 07

  Negative 100 for Jules. Back to the Jeopardy board.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 48:47Speaker 07

  Andrew, it's your board.

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  Movies, Movies 200, please.

• 48:50Speaker 07

  Movies 200. Kevin McCallister gets left behind in this classic.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Home Alone. What is Home Alone?

• 48:56Speaker 07

  What is Home Alone?

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 49:01Speaker 05

  I guess.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  What is Home Alone?

• 49:04Speaker 07

  Good job, everybody gets that one. 200 points for everyone.

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  This is not working.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 49:08Speaker 07

  No.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Cause we gotta buzz in.

• 49:10Speaker 07

  Do we do individual? Yeah.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:11Speaker 07

  We'll do buzz in individual. Alright.

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  Alright Rudy, you're up.

• 49:13Speaker 05

  I'll do random.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  Random, for how much?

• 49:15Speaker 07

  Which dollar amount?

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Go high, go big.

• 49:17Speaker 05

  300.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 49:18Speaker 07

  Random for 300. Santa Claus's wife is the most underappreciated person in Christmas. This is her name.

• 49:24Speaker 05

  I... don't know.

• 49:27Speaker 07

  I... if you wanna pass, Bobby?

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Who is Mrs. Claus?

• 49:32Speaker 07

  Who is Mrs. Claus?

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  That is her name.

• 49:34Speaker 07

  Good job, Bobby!

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  So we have to fake buzz in?

• 49:37Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  I just tapped.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Don't tap the piano.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 49:41Speaker 07

  So since we cleared for it...

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Wasn't that hard?

• 49:43Speaker 07

  Bobby's in first. 300 to nothing to nothing.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I have, I have 200.

• 49:47Speaker 07

  We cleared after we...

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 49:49Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you, I'm not taking away my fucking points. He only, and he...

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Where's my buzzer?

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll just tap this then. Okay, I'll tap the Santa.

• 49:58Speaker 07

  We're tied 200 to 200 and then negative 100 for Jules.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Is it my turn now?

• 50:03Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Alright, um, history for 200.

• 50:06Speaker 07

  History for 200. Jesus was born in this little town.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 50:11Speaker 07

  Since he guessed.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what, what is the point of the buzzers then?

• 50:14Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, I guess.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  I chose it. I get you.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  What's the point of?

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Is it my turn?

• 50:19Speaker 07

  I don't fancy, whose turn is it? Bobby. Bobby.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Uh, where is Bethlehem?

• 50:25Speaker 07

  You are correct.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't understand.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  You're just mad because I'm ahead, you're gonna get ahead. Get ready, go. History for 100.

• 50:36Speaker 07

  History for 100. This was the first song broadcast in space.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  I pass.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  We are the world. What is we are the world?

• 50:46Speaker 07

  We are the world is not right, Jules. Do you want to have a chance to guess or do you want to pass?

• 50:50Speaker 05

  What is, where is the love?

• 50:53Speaker 07

  No, it's Jingle Bells, this is Christmas.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  Fuck.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 50:58Speaker 07

  So Jules is at negative 200, Andrew's at 100, and Bobby's at 300.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  I still run the board?

• 51:05Speaker 07

  You.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 51:06Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 51:06Speaker 07

  You still run the board.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Alright, um.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  What am I at?

• 51:11Speaker 07

  You are at 100.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  What is he at?

• 51:14Speaker 07

  He is at 300.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't get it. Are we not buzzing in?

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I run the board, and once I get it wrong.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  That's not what Jeopardy is. What the fuck are we talking about? That doesn't even make sense.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 51:28Speaker 07

  No, you have to buzz.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  It's not Jeopardy, that's Jeopardy.

• 51:30Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  You buzz in.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  Jeopardy, you buzz in?

• 51:33Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, okay.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  So you picked the question.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know how, I don't know, I've never seen it.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Alright, ready?

• 51:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Um, music for 200, please.

• 51:42Speaker 07

  Music for 200. Santa's three reindeer, whose names start with D.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Dasher.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  Um, oh, who is? Dasher, Donner, who is Dasher? Who is Donner? Who is?

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Dirk Diggler. No.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  Who is Dasher, who is Donner? I don't know, I don't know the full third. I don't know either.

• 52:13Speaker 07

  Three, two. It is Dasher, Dancer and Donner.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  Ah, fuck. Dancer? I never remember Dancer. I don't remember Dancer.

• 52:22Speaker 07

  Negative 200, so it is still Bobby's board.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Random for 200.

• 52:26Speaker 07

  Random for 200. This famous ballet takes place over Christmas.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  What is the Nutcracker?

• 52:32Speaker 07

  Correct, The Nutcracker.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Let's go, he's fast.

• 52:35Speaker 07

  So Andrew is up to 100 points now.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Cool. Alright.

• 52:40Speaker 07

  No, you're up to... 400.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, here we go. You're ready to go. Alright, I want to take random for 400.

• 52:47Speaker 07

  Random for 400.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:49Speaker 07

  The meal Japanese people have for Christmas dinner. Who got that?

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  Uh, oh, I did not mean a buzz.

• 52:58Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You have to answer.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  Uh... Um... What is duck?

• 53:11Speaker 07

  Does anyone else want to give a chance at it?

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  What is Omakase?

• 53:15Speaker 07

  Does anyone else want to give a chance to guess it? No, I don't know. That's wise, Jules, because these guys lost 400 points. It's KFC!

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Ah, that's right. So I'm down to zero, he's down to...

• 53:24Speaker 07

  You're down to zero.

• 53:24Andrew Santino?

  He's negative now.

• 53:25Speaker 07

  Down to negative 100.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 53:27Speaker 07

  Negative 100.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, if you guess, that's...

• 53:29Speaker 07

  To negative 200, yeah.

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's Jeopardy, they take your money away.

• 53:33Speaker 07

  So it's, it's a pretty close game still.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go ahead. Alright, it's, uh, who's board?

• 53:37Speaker 07

  Uh, we'll give it to Jules. Uh... Movies for 300? Movies for 300. This man plays a lead in 1946 classic.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  I got it!

• 53:48Speaker 07

  Bobby.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Yep. Who is Jimmy Stewart?

• 53:52Speaker 07

  That is correct, Jimmy Stewart.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Can you be careful with the piano? That's mine. Okay, I'm sorry. Well, lift the mic off of the fucking... Alright, I apologize. No, well... Thanks, man. I'm sorry, man.

• 54:06Speaker 07

  It's Bobby's board once again.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we get it.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  You're acting really weird right now, dude.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  When you get competitive.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  There's something goes on in your eyes. You know what I mean? There's stuff going on. I don't like it.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  You have stuff going on in your eyes.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright. Alright, movies for what? 400?

• 54:31Speaker 07

  400.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 54:32Speaker 07

  The highest grossing Christmas movie of all time. Bobby.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  What is It's a Wonderful Life?

• 54:37Speaker 07

  That's incorrect. Anyone else want to try? Home Alone.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Uh... Yeah, what is Home Alone?

• 54:45Speaker 07

  What is The Grinch 2018? Negative 400 for everyone.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 54:51Speaker 07

  So... Jules is at negative 600.

• 54:56Speaker 07

  Andrew's at negative 400. Bobby is at negative 200.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 55:03Speaker 07

  Bobby.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm still running it?

• 55:05Speaker 07

  It's Bobby's board.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 55:07Speaker 07

  Movie is all done.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, music for 300.

• 55:11Speaker 07

  Interscope Records 1987 Christmas compilation "A Very Special Christmas" had its proceeds donated to this charity.

• 55:19Speaker 05

  What is AIDS?

• 55:20Speaker 07

  No, does anyone else want to guess?

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  What is AIDS?

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  I've been asking that question since 1988, dude. Like, what is it?

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. I'm not gonna guess.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  As soon as I heard Wham's first song hit,

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know what it was.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 55:35Speaker 07

  The Special Olympics. A special Christmas.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  Alright, music for 400. Music for 400.

• 55:41Speaker 07

  For 400, this 1980's Christmas song is a rare example of a holiday song that uses the F slur.

• 55:49Speaker 07

  Popular 1980's Christmas song.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  I mean... It's gonna be my new favorite, whatever it is.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  It's definitely an AIDS song.

• 56:03Andrew Santino?

  When did Philadelphia come out?

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't really know.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Do you need a Christmas song? I'm not gonna, I don't know.

• 56:09Speaker 07

  You can pass on this.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pass, pass.

• 56:11Speaker 07

  It is Fairy Tale of New York by The Pogues.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  Love The Pogues.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  All right, music 300.

• 56:17Speaker 07

  Music 300 is, 100 is the only one that's open.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  Then that.

• 56:20Speaker 07

  What is the highest selling Christmas song of all?

• 56:22Speaker 05

  Ah!

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, Jules.

• 56:26Speaker 05

  What is Mariah Carey's?

• 56:29Speaker 07

  Incorrect. Anyone else wanna guess?

• 56:32Speaker 05

  What?

• 56:33Andrew Santino?

  What's the highest selling Christmas song?

• 56:34Speaker 07

  It is one of the highest selling songs of all time. As well as being the number one Christmas song.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I just hit the song or no?

• 56:41Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it.

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Enough for sure.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 56:47Speaker 07

  It's only 100, you're not gonna lose much by guessing.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Am I still on top?

• 56:51Speaker 07

  Technically, yes.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. I don't know the song, but can I sing it?

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

• 56:59Speaker 07

  Incorrect.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna guess, fuck you.

• 57:03Speaker 07

  It is Bing Crosby's White Christmas.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  I knew it was Bing Crosby. Who sings Chestnuts?

• 57:09Speaker 07

  Nat King Cole.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  All right, how many musics are left?

• 57:14Speaker 07

  No more musics left. We have history for three and four and random for 100. History for three. George Washington was busy doing this on December 25th, 1976.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  He was crossing the Potomac.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 57:28Speaker 07

  He was crossing the Delaware.

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  I meant Delaware and I said the Potomac.

• 57:32Speaker 07

  So currently, we are sitting at Jules with negative 1,000, Andrew with negative 700, and Bobby in the lead with negative 100.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 57:43Speaker 07

  No, negative 300.

• 57:44Andrew Santino?

  300, yeah.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:46Speaker 07

  So we have history for 400 and random for 100 left.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  History for four, let's do it.

• 57:52Speaker 07

  Saint Nicholas was born in this modern day country.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Germany. What is Germany?

• 58:01Speaker 07

  That is incorrect, because everyone else wanted to try to guess.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  I might as well.

• 58:06Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  He's so far behind.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it doesn't matter.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Uh, what is Denmark?

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, that's good.

• 58:13Speaker 07

  I don't think so.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you say you don't think so?

• 58:17Speaker 07

  I don't know much about Europe, but it's Turkey. Turkey's different from...

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  Holy fuck, do you think Denmark and Turkey are the same place?

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  They're not the same. They're completely different.

• 58:26Speaker 07

  It's Turkey by Istanbul.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Istanbul is in Turkey.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  He's running the game?

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  Alright, let's go. One more.

• 58:34Speaker 07

  One more left.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  This is for everything. You get this, you win.

• 58:36Speaker 07

  Well, you can still do Final Jeopardy.

• 58:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 58:38Speaker 07

  You can...

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  Alright, whatever. Well, we all just took a loss on that.

• 58:41Speaker 07

  Yeah. Frosty the Snowman's pipe is made from this.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Corn... What is corn cob?

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 58:47Speaker 07

  That is correct. What is corn cob?

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  It's a hundred.

• 58:51Speaker 07

  So... He is at...

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, we both just got 400 wrong again.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 58:57Speaker 07

  He's at negative 1,000. Jules is at negative 1,000. And Bobby is at...

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  He's negative 600.

• 59:02Speaker 07

  Negative 6, 7, 8...

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, 900. Alright.

• 59:07Speaker 07

  So...

• 59:08Speaker 06

  Wait a second. If Jules hadn't guessed anything, she would win with zero?

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  That's funny.

• 59:15Speaker 07

  Final Jeopardy, the topic is Christmas music for Latin lovers.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  God, why did we make him do this?

• 59:22Speaker 07

  The question is, what is Fancy B's favorite Christmas song?

• 59:25Speaker 05

  Feliz Navidad.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  No, she got it.

• 59:28Speaker 07

  Woo!

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Jules won.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  Jules won. Why are you mad now?

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  What is Feliz Navidad?

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  She didn't fucking know how to play this... Nothing, she gave it.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Alright, man.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking bullshit. Did you already know the Feliz Navidad?

• 59:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  No, but it makes sense.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's bullshit.

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  It's not.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  God damn it, dude.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  What do you want for Christmas? Let's say I'm Santa. What do you want for Christmas this year?

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boy.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you want for Christmas, Jules?

• 1:00:05Speaker 05

  Um, hand mittens?

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  Hand mittens?

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, like a cute one.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  You want mittens?

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  It's seventy-five degrees today.

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it's cute.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  I want two new bits. Anyone can write it for me. For my special. I just need two more bits.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you two more bits.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  I got stuff for you.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  That's in my voice. You know, a lot of comics are like, "I got a bit for sale," right? It's like, I wouldn't say that.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  You would say something like, um...

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go. What'd you want for Christmas?

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  You know what I really want for Christmas?

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  I wanna be... I wanna spend just one more minute of time with my good buddy, The Big C. Who's not around anymore. He's not on the show. He's back east. And I miss him.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, The Big C.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  The Big C.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Can I change my Christmas?

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  I wanna... You know what? I wanna exchange auras with him.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  I like...

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  And the only way you can exchange auras with somebody is to be with them constantly.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  And we should be with him.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  Who's Big C?

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  He replaced Fancy B.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Just for one episode.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Is this my Christmas wish coming true?

• 1:01:20Speaker 00

  Yup, it is.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh my God.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 09

  Alright, let me stop you there.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:29Speaker 09

  That wasn't good enough?

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Big C. Big C, do you miss us?

• 1:01:35Speaker 09

  Yes, a lot.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We had some good times, huh?

• 1:01:39Speaker 09

  Yeah, we had a lot of time. I'm happy to see you, Bobby.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Maybe turn down a little bit?

• 1:01:46Speaker 09

  Don't turn the camera around.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Who do you like looking at better, me or Andrew?

• 1:01:55Speaker 09

  Both of you.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  But if you had to choose?

• 1:01:59Speaker 09

  If I had to choose?

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:02Speaker 09

  It's kinda difficult right now.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because Andrew's holding the phone?

• 1:02:06Speaker 09

  Yes.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:11Speaker 09

  Come on, Andrew. I like you.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  But you prefer me, right?

• 1:02:19Speaker 09

  Maybe.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:02:23Speaker 09

  Don't feel bad, Andrew. I'm just, I'm just playing.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't fucking care.

• 1:02:30Bobby Lee?

  See? How he treats you?

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 1:02:35Speaker 09

  What?

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes.

• 1:02:38Speaker 09

  What, what did you say?

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. I mean, that's what you said, right? That's what you said, right?

• 1:02:43Speaker 09

  I said what?

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  What? What?

• 1:02:47Speaker 09

  What did you say?

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Is this who's on first? What the fuck are you guys doing?

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  I mean,

• 1:02:54Speaker 09

  I don't know.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  If that's how you feel, no, what I'm saying is if that's how you feel, then that's what it is.

• 1:03:00Speaker 09

  No, no, no.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  No, either. I, I know either. Either way, either way, we're good.

• 1:03:07Speaker 09

  Let's, let's change the topic.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want to. I want to finish this. Like, why'd you say what you said?

• 1:03:14Speaker 09

  What did I say? Can you repeat what I said? I can't remember.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're the one that said it!

• 1:03:19Speaker 09

  But I can't remember!

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, let's move on then.

• 1:03:23Speaker 09

  Not.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  But, but I disagree. Okay? And that's fucked up.

• 1:03:27Speaker 09

  Okay.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:28Speaker 09

  Okay. Bye. Merry Christmas to...

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  Merry Christmas, dude.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Merry Christmas, dude.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  What did you wish for for Christmas?

• 1:03:40Speaker 09

  Well, I already got it for myself.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow. Very cool.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 1:03:46Speaker 09

  You know, it makes me look good, look good. But everyone watching can look even better if they go to badfriendsmerch.com.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  God, I love this guy.

• 1:04:02Speaker 09

  And I said a few, a few things.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:04:05Speaker 09

  The episode that we did.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell, well, have you, are, are people recognizing you from the episode?

• 1:04:12Speaker 09

  Eh, a few did.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Who, like, from work?

• 1:04:17Speaker 09

  From, like, past work places and blah blah.

• 1:04:23Speaker 09

  So, I, I want, I wanted to say because to grow, you have to, like, eh...

• 1:04:31Speaker 09

  What is it?

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea. You do?

• 1:04:35Speaker 09

  To grow, to grow as a human?

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Are you a gardener? What's going on here, dude?

• 1:04:40Speaker 09

  No, no, no, no. To grow as a human, you have to like, uh...

• 1:04:45Speaker 09

  I keep like, I, I keep, uh...

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Hey, brother.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  Brother.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Let's go ahead and write it down for us.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  And then read it off the paper.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  Breathe, calm down, dude.

• 1:04:53Andrew Santino?

  Calm down.

• 1:04:54Speaker 09

  I mean, I don't know if I should because you are not going to like it, kind of.

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Throw it out there. We talked about taking risks.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  Take risks.

• 1:05:04Speaker 09

  To grow as a human, you need to kind of like, admit your, your faults. And reading the comments of the episode that we did together, I see a few people saying like, "Oh, I don't like, you know, his voice." And, and I have to say that, you know, my voice is not everyone's, everybody's cup of tea. But to be honest, I never had a boys' flavored tea before, so I don't know how it tastes like.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  No, I knew it was gonna be a joke. I knew, I knew, I thought he was gonna be sentimental.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  And I was about to fucking be like, "You know what?

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Don't read the comments because you're the shit and fuck that, Big C, you're the man." And then he did a joke.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't even get it. Can you explain it to me?

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  He said, uh...

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  From the beginning.

• 1:05:56Speaker 06

  Now I know how you feel when I talk.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  It does, see?

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's frustrating.

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  He said, "I know my voice isn't everyone's cup of tea."

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  "But I would know because I've never had voice-flavored tea."

• 1:06:09Speaker 09

  Before.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, before, sorry. Before is the lamp. That's the fucking kicker I was in.

• 1:06:15Speaker 09

  I'm willing to cry now because people are, you know, talking about it.

• 1:06:20Speaker 09

  And, you know, it takes like a whole amendment, you know, to admit your mistakes. That's something that Andrew doesn't do. So, I'll try to, you know, be better.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Speaker 09

  Next time.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Like, Andrew needs to be more humble, right?

• 1:06:37Speaker 09

  Yes.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  It's all ego, is it not? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 09

  He's a, he's a cool guy. I'm, I'm just messing with him.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  You're never coming back.

• 1:06:50Speaker 09

  Bobby, please.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Now, since we last saw you, have you been, have you had some sexual relations with a woman?

• 1:06:58Speaker 09

  This guy. No.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  He this guy you.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  You said this guy?

• 1:07:06Speaker 09

  No, Bobby, you are my favorite, sorry about that.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  God, he can't even stand on his ground.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  He's like, this guy. No, Bobby, you are my favorite.

• 1:07:17Speaker 09

  I mean to say that to Andrew, not to you, Bobby.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:20Speaker 09

  It was a slip up.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, I forgive you. I love you, bud. Yeah.

• 1:07:27Speaker 09

  I love you too.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's your best friend. I got, I have a gift for you, for Christmas.

• 1:07:33Speaker 09

  For me?

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It should be, what time is it right now?

• 1:07:38Speaker 09

  It is.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  It's six.

• 1:07:40Speaker 09

  Nine, ten.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay. So, ten o'clock.

• 1:07:43Speaker 09

  I'm from the field.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Ten o'clock.

• 1:07:45Speaker 09

  I'm from the beach.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, ten o'clock, uh, ten o'clock PM your time, there should be a gift coming to your door.

• 1:07:52Speaker 09

  You don't even know where I live. Go off with that.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, Carlos, Carlos gave me your address. Yeah, I have it.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  We have it.

• 1:07:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we do.

• 1:07:59Speaker 09

  For real?

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:01Andrew Santino?

  We had to book your flight. Yeah.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go outside, though.

• 1:08:04Speaker 09

  Oh, yes, I gave him my info.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gotta go outside, wait in front of the house. You'll see a white van.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Go inside it. You gotta go inside the white van. What?

• 1:08:16Speaker 09

  It's too cold. It's too cold to go outside.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  Trust me, the ICE agents will come inside your house.

• 1:08:23Speaker 09

  Now, we, we, we have to hear it going full volume.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, you'll melt the ICE agents.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:30Speaker 09

  You know, we come from a tropical country.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  But the ICE agents, they didn't want to go in the house.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  We'll get them out.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  Big C, we miss you, buddy. We really do love having you around. We think next year you're gonna come back on the show.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  I think the fans want you back.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  They want you back.

• 1:08:45Speaker 09

  I mean, fifty percent want me back.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  Who gives a?

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Who gives a shit?

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  We love you.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 1:08:53Speaker 09

  I love you.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  We hope you have a wonderful holiday and I think you're the best, Big C. And we're gonna get the boys to hopefully get you back out here first quarter next year.

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  And, and, uh, we love ya. And we want to tell the audience, have a happy holidays and thank you for being a bad friend. Will you do that?

• 1:09:14Speaker 09

  Yes.

• 1:09:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:09:16Speaker 09

  How's your, how should I call the audience? The people watching?

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  You're, it's on you. It's on you, baby. You do it.

• 1:09:25Speaker 09

  To everyone watching and the 50% that actually likes me. Have a nice holiday and...

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  And the phrase that we say at the end of every episode.

• 1:09:37Speaker 09

  The, uh, thank you for being a bad friend or... That's it, that's it. Un mal amigo.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  We love you, buddy. Bye, Big C. Say bye. Everyone say bye to Big C.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Bye.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  Gift time.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  Time for gifts. Thank you, McCon. Why do I have a pen?

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  And I'll open the gifts.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hold on. Thank you, McCon. Mad Libs. Mad Libs. Happy Kwanzaa Mad Libs. Very cool. Jokey gifts.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  Mine is Hanukkah Mad Libs.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm Jewish.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  Everybody knows.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Really funny. We're not even gonna air this. It's bullshit. Holiday spirit. No, no, it's bullshit.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  This is very nice.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  It's not. It's not. It's not.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  You don't like it?

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  It's for a laugh, right? We're never, I'm gonna leave it here in the studio.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm gonna take it home.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:10:41Speaker 05

  Thank you for being a bad friend and Merry Christmas.