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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Hey everybody, we have new merch. We love it, man.

• 0:33Andrew Santino?

  Check it out, baby. Check it out.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  We've got this beautiful sweater here. That's in gray. We've got the yellow one for Bobby.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  Mustard.

• 0:46Andrew Santino?

  Mustard. And this is, what color is this?

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  What? Pink.

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  Salmon.

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  Salmon.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  Salmon.

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  So we got new merch. Go to badfriendsmerch.com, badfriendsmerch.com to grab this stuff right now. Because like, you know, everything, it's always a little bit limited. When it's gone, it's gone. Go to badfriendsmerch.com. Hey, bad friends. I'm doing a couple of shows before I take a little break. And Bobby and I, Merch 14th, are gonna be at Thunder Valley Casino, which is basically...

• 1:13Bobby Lee?

  It's my favorite casino in Thunder Valley.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  It's Sacramento. It's Lincoln, California, but basically Sacramento, Merch 14th. Then I'm gonna be, the 21st of Merch, I'm gonna be at the Win Casino in Vegas. I'm doing the Little Roadie Fest out there in Providence, Rhode Island in Merch. Then we make up that Borgata date in Atlantic City, April 3rd. And then finally, the Bad Friends, we do a show for Netflix is a Joke Fest, May 8th, at the YouTube Theater right here in LA.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  You gotta come, the May 8th. It's gonna be fabulous.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Please come. You can go get tickets to andrewsantino.com for my dates and for ours together, or also badfriendspod.com.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Do it, do it, do it.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Come see us.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Do it now.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  Yee hee. Yee hee. Hee hee.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  God, I love this guy.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, congrats to Michael Jackson, posthumously getting a movie released here. April release date.

• 2:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the movie.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  What do you do in the movie?

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, what I play?

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  Who do you play?

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Bubbles.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're Bubbles. Little tiny bubbles.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  He's like, don't, don't bite that.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  Bubbles.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't bite that, don't bite that kid.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Bubbles, get down from there. Bubbles, cut that out.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Bubbles still alive?

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  You want Bubble to stop?

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  You know he's still alive?

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bubble, yeah, cuz they, they live as long as humans.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Wait, Bubbles is alive?

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's like sixty-three.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  Where's he live? He's in Florida. West Palm?

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Florida.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  Let's go down there, let's go see him.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  Let's go say hi to him.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  He's hanging out with Coco.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  He's only forty-two years old. He's my age. Bubbles and I are the same age.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  He looks way better than you.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. He resides at the Center for Great Apes in Wachulua, Florida, sanctuary that provides care. We gotta go down and see Bubs.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we gotta see him. Look at him. He's so much happier. He was miserable at Neverland.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  Look at, he went, look at, he went bald cuz of all the stuff he saw. Think about it. All the trauma he had, he went bald.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Look, look at his face there! Help me with Michael.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Look at that face, what he's seen in forty-two years.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  I've ran into this guy on the street before.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  It's like he was in NOM. Look at his face.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  He was.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, he, God, what a cutie.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Bubbles doesn't need to see that.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you think when he dies, he'll, he sees Michael, he'll be happy?

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  No. Terrified.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he'll, he'll run to a different cloud.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, terrified.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Are there clouds in heaven?

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  That's what it is up there.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  I wonder what it's clouds. Can you chill on it?

• 3:37Speaker 04

  Do you can?

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can?

• 3:39Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's so much different than.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if I was having, I was chilling on a cloud and you floated by, you, with your little angel wings?

• 3:46Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? First of all, I'd be like, oh my God, there's a pork.

• 3:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna fly, you know what I mean?

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Porks in heaven. That was a Clapton song, Porks in Heaven.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Porks in Heaven, yeah.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  Uh-huh.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  And I'd be like, no, that's Andrea. Would you talk?

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  There's so many people to see.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  No way.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  So many people to talk to.

• 4:04Speaker 04

  That's work.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  You guys wouldn't be in the same part of heaven.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  Uh uh.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  There's no chance. You'd be sectionally, you'd be nowhere near each other. You'd be in the VIP.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, definitely.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  This guy's not getting into sweets.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm with Cleopatra.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah dude.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  He's in general admission.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Eva Queen, Cleopatra. Who else am I? Paul Revere?

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Yup.

• 4:22Speaker 04

  King Joe Moon.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to choose my cloud.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Who's gonna hang, I'm gonna hang with what? Cleopatra, who else? Um, um, Judas wouldn't be there, right?

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  He might.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  He might be there.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  You never know, he might have snuck in.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  He's sneaky, Judas.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Saint Nicholas?

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Santa? Yeah, yeah, I'd have to hang with Saint Nicholas. You know what I mean? He's a saint.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  And he's fat, he knows where the good food is.

• 4:44Andrew Santino?

  He does?

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'll go get me a gingerbread.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I'll get it. Eggnog, get it, Saint Nick. He knows all the good shit.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  He knows where to get it.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  No, Fancy's in gen pop, gen pop.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Who's on your cloud?

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Who's in my cloud?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  In heaven.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  Bundy.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Bundy's not there.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Ted Bundy's not there, dude.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Why is, why would he not be?

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  He's a serial killer. He's in hell.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  They're not clouds in hell?

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Maybe he could get a pass.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  Day pass?

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  You got him a.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  A fast pass?

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  A fast pass. And he has to go back down at night?

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  But during the day, you can come.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  What about like Ted Kaczynski?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  He's not up there, dude.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  No. Tell me people that would be up there.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  That would be with me?

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Guaranteed, guaranteed up there.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay. OJ.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  He could be.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  He could be for sure.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he won the Heisman Trophy.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Yes, dude, just this all day?

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  That's a ticket to heaven.

• 5:38Speaker 05

  If you're a sinner, you can still get into heaven.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  If you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior right before you died.

• 5:43Speaker 05

  Uh huh. Or in limbo, you can do it too.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  By the way, speaking of deaths, let's be honest.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Catherine O'Hara.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  Fucking annoying. It was awful. She was so cool, man.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  You met her?

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  Did I ever tell you this story?

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never met her.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  We hung out. No, no, we never hung out.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  You never?

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  No, I never told you this story. I thought I told the story on the show. I have told this on the show.

• 6:05Speaker 04

  She went to your show.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  She went to see me the improv. This is a quick, I'll do a quick for the fans, but...

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  This is great.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I didn't. Here's the crazy. I didn't get to meet her.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  When I did the Christopher Guest show, some reason, somehow, she was around and had said she was, wanted to go see me live, I guess, after I did the show with Guest. And she came to see me the improv and the sound guy, the old sound guy was like, Catherine O'Hara is here to see you.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, this is crazy.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, no, she's fucking not.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Look at this guy. Barack Obama, Taylor Swift, Catherine O'Hara. Oh my God.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  I never met her, but I was sad to not meet her because I was such a, she was one of my favorite...

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you performed and she was in the audience?

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Did the improv, she sat there and then the sound guy came back down after I went upstairs and I said, where is she? And he said, she was loving it, she laughed the whole show, and then the moment you got off, she got up and left. And I was like, no way. And he's like, yeah.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, you never saw her after?

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  No, but she came to see me, which was kind of rad.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Go down quickly.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I tried, dude, I got nervous. I didn't know what to, I don't know. What was I gonna say?

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Hi, you're the best?

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  And then she would be like, that's great, bye. She wanted to go home.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, I got a three-fingered squeeze on my hand from Steven Tyler.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I was with Josh home.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Was this recently?

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, four days ago.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  At the Comedy Store. And Steven Tyler walked in, walked out of the club, his paparazzi up, you know where the...

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  On the ramp?

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  On the ramp.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? And...

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, she looks pretty.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:36Speaker 05

  Seems like Brittany Furlong.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  I had met him before, and I go, hi, Steven, and he doesn't look at me. He takes his three fingers like this, right? Like a pterodactyl, right? And squeezes my hand as hard as he can like this.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  Like a chameleon.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a chameleon. And then just, and then he just kind of walked away. But three fingers is fine.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  He didn't say hi?

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  He didn't look at me. He goes, hey, you, you know how the Rock, they can say whatever they want. I think he said, hey, Coco Bear Bear, no, no.

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Coco Bear, no, no, no.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Coco Bear Bear, no, no, no, no.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  So you respect that, huh?

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  I think fuck that dude. Say hi to me, you fuckhead.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of people around him.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Did you, he came to see you?

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. He was there doing his benefit show.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this, I thought this was him and Josh Homer there to see you.

• 8:23Speaker 04

  Bobby's nicting in the crowd.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Were you just like a random fan? Oh, wow. I thought about this way differently.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  What is going on today, dude? Everything I'm saying is not good?

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Coco bebe.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Coco bebe? Dude, let me tell you something, guy. Go ahead, rip on me. Let's get it out. Let's get it out.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  Who he talked to? I didn't say anything.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a part of it.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  What did I do? I just said-

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  There's a conspiracy going on here.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god. Here we go.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Alright, anyway.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of conspiracy, show the Epstein list. Let's see him. Pull it up. Pull it up. You know who is on the Epstein list, by the way? A bunch of comedic friends of ours, because apparently, I talked to DeRosa about this. He went to go see Dave Attell was doing a taping at The Cellar. And his buddy gave him the lineup that night. So it was like Big Jay Okerson, like a bunch of guys that he went to go see for a Dave Attell taping. It was for Attell and he's like, "You're gonna love tonight." And he listed the names at The Cellar and a bunch of people that we know are on it. And then DeRosa goes, "I was kinda bummed I wasn't on it."

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  One of the comics performing that night.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  They went to a party of his, or?

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  Dave Attell had a taping at The Cellar.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  And they were doing a TV taping for like a small, quick stand-up taping thing that he was doing.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  And Epstein was emailing someone, his constituents, about the show that evening.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  And he was saying, "You're gonna love it tonight. Here's the guys who are on the lineup."

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Who are on the lineup?

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  You can look it up. It's on there. It's like, it's like, uh, Big Jay Okerson.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Was DeRosa on the lineup and he wasn't mentioned?

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  No, he wasn't on the lineup. But he did the show the next night.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 9:51Andrew Santino?

  So he was bummed about that.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if you're gonna find it. I don't know where DeRosa found it. He said it got pushed around a little bit.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Like, so many people are on that thing.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  The Epstein list.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's wild.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Not the list, but they're just mentioned in emails and this and that. It's like-

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  He knew a lot of people, turns out.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  He knew a lot of people.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Turns out, knew a lot of people, dude. You know what's even crazier? I said this today in the car. All these tinfoil hat people that, we said that, remember the, remember Pizza Gate?

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  And we were like, "Come on, they're not pizza. What is that? They're to pizza." It's all real. It's like 50 pages of people going, "Can't wait to get more pizza tonight." "Pizza party was so good."

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  You didn't see this?

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god, dude. There it is. Comedians in the Epstein list. Go ahead, zoom in.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Comedy Cellar Jeffrey E. Louis J. Gomez, David Tell, Russ Menive, Sabrina Jelis, Jay Okerson, and surprise guest.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he had a good lineup.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Russ Menive.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  Maybe those comics influenced Epstein. Maybe before this, he wasn't even interested in having an island.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So he went to the show?

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  He went to go see those guys live. Yeah, he went to go to the Comedy Cellar.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Crazy.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but pizza was real, dude. The pizza thing is crazy. It's all over the files. All you see all the time is like starving for more pizza.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  They went to the pizza parlor. They went downstairs. There's nothing there.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, no, no, no.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  Literally.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  Pizza was code. Pizza was code.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  But the pizza gate thing was an actual place.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  I know, but they were using it because they were using that code. They were saying the place wasn't real, but it was a code for...

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Nasty shit.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  Nasty. Look at this. Mention a pizza 1,000 times in Epstein files, new document's reveal. By the way, nobody likes pizza that much, so you know what that is.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  That's nasty, dude.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the pizza is delicious.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Not like that.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't, because...

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  From now on, I don't like pizza.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I...

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  I hate pizza.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  What did pizza do? They chose the name. If I was a hot dog.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if I was a hot dog and they started using hot dog, yeah...

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  Why are you guys bringing me into this whole thing?

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  I'd be like, but why did you choose hot dog? You know my point?

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Pete, you know why they chose pizza.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  Like an empanada.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  You know why they chose pizza.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  Pizza, pizza party. It's what young people like, pizzas. That's what they refer to them as pizza parties. And you know what's gross? They probably did get them pizza.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  That's even more fucked up.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, then ice cream.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what you're doing here.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't either.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  Let's not find a replacement first. Proversion food. Yeah. Yeah, the files are just mesmerizing. I can't stop reading stuff. I can't stop. It's so much nasty, nasty shit, dude.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, there's millions of documents. I can't go through it all.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Every time a Twitter.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  I went through two and I was like, I can't do it. Three million.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Every time on a post pops up on Twitter, I sit for an hour reading it. I can't stop.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  It's, I'm addicted. And to see the, the one that made me laugh the hardest was about Elon. Where he's like, get this fucking dork out of here. Like Elon wanted to go to a party and they would let him in.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  Look at this. Uh, probably just Tallulah and me, whatever. How many people would be, well, his assistant, right? He like handed off to his assistant was like, get this guy the fuck out of here. Elon tried to get into the party and they wouldn't let him, just like a, he had like a house party or something.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What the lake one? You know, the lake one?

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  What's the lake?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  Where he, right? He threw a, supposedly Trump threw a baby in the lake.

• 13:24Speaker 05

  Lake Michigan.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  In Lake Michigan.

• 13:26Speaker 05

  That one's pretty dark.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty dark.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Is that me? Imagine I was the baby in the lake. It's a redhead throwing away.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the world's falling apart. How do you feel?

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  I feel great. I'm on, I'm on Lexapro.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  Yay.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  The fall, world's falling apart, get on Lexapro. You know, I got my, a little bit of Ritalin, some Lexapro. I think it's pretty good.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  You're grooving.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm grooving. I feel pretty good.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  I feel great. I'm on, I'm on, uh.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you on anything?

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm on creatine and I'm on ashwagandha. I'm on CoQ10. I'm, I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But I mean, do you take any medication or anything?

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  Uh, for my brain?

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  No, I take statins for my heart. You know that.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. Yeah. But did your therapist ever say?

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I tried, you know, I tried, uh, what's the one? What's the main one everybody does? Uh. What?

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Zoloft?

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  Zoloft.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  I tried that once and it gave, it, it made me so much worse when I was young.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  I hated the way I felt on Zoloft. As soon as I got off of drugs, I felt kind of normal again. The panic was still there. But I felt more human. I felt very robotic.

• 14:33Speaker 05

  Doesn't that mean you need them?

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't mean I need them that I felt terrible on them?

• 14:37Speaker 05

  That like, as soon as you got off them, you felt good. That's like how, that's what crazy people say. They're like, oh, when I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay. So, I just worry. We've had friends that stopped taking medicine.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  We'll see, Carlos. No, I feel so much better when I got off of them. I took them when I was a young lad, when I was in college, my senior year. And I don't want to take anything else. You know what I take? I take Jesus. I take big doses of Jesus every morning. I pray to my God that you're gonna be okay, that you're gonna be okay. And I pray that you're gonna be okay too.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  What did cavemen do without medication back in the day? Like if you had like ADHD. You know what I mean?

• 15:27Speaker 05

  Looked around a lot.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  No, he's just kind of like, you know, painting, like, cave painting. I think he's distracted by a spider.

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Imagine. This, this Lexapro is working.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Or, or like, you know what I mean? You had anxiety, there's no Xanax, you know what I mean?

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  How do you explain that to another caveman?

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? I mean, there was no medication back then.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Let's explain, you're a caveman, give me cave talk about trying to tell me, convince me that you have depression.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, really?

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  They speak a little French.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  A little French.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  They speak a little bit of French.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's how, like.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  That's how we learned it.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  Ni hao.

• 16:58Speaker 06

  Ni hao. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they, you know, I'm sure language was developed that way. What was the first word?

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, okay.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  When you're going to attack with someone lying.

• 17:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  It was emotions.

• 17:11Speaker 06

  It could be, oh.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Ow, ow, pain. Yeah, pain.

• 17:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  Nobody knows the first word.

• 17:18Speaker 06

  But somebody had.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  Ah, look, instinctive sounds. Many believe that ow and ah surprise. We literally just said that.

• 17:24Speaker 06

  We just did it because we know.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  No, but that's amazing.

• 17:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, because we're smart.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we are.

• 17:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Simple request, food, this.

• 17:30Speaker 06

  Woo, food. Yo, without hands, can you do it?

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 17:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. I think you can go.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, can I do something for you in caveman speak?

• 17:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  Imagine we're around a fire pit and I'm telling you, you're my buddy.

• 17:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Not you. I'm talking about you to another guy.

• 17:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  You're a different guy, but I'm talking about Bobby.

• 17:54Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay, see if you can get this story.

• 17:56Speaker 06

  Okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh. Oh.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 18:05Speaker 06

  Oh, boo. Boo boo. Boo boo. Boo boo. Oh.

• 18:11Speaker 06

  Okay. Boo boo. Oh. Boo boo. Oh. Boo boo. Boo boo.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 18:18Speaker 06

  Oh. Oh. Oh. Boo boo boo. Boo boo boo. Boo boo boo boo. Boo boo boo. Boo boo. Oh.

• 18:27Speaker 06

  Right.

• 18:31Speaker 06

  Or let me, let me do one. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it now.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 18:36Speaker 06

  Explaining it here.

• 18:39Speaker 06

  That's good. That's good. But you. Ah. But you. You know. Do do. Do. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. No boo. You did. Oh, keep you. You know. Do that.

• 18:55Speaker 06

  You don't remember, right? Oh. You should remember that. You.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  Dude, imagine for the people listening to the podcast, I'm not seeing. Just in your car.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God, dude. So funny.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  That was a good one.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  You and I would have been great cavemen.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  I would be the best.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  The best.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  But, you know, would we, um?

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  It would just be you and I.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Because of warmth, would we be able, would you?

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  We'd be hugging every night.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Our body heat.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we would never go for women.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  We would never go for the women.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  I would.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  No chance. No, because you'd, back then, you gotta, and then drag them by their hair. You wouldn't do that. You were liberal before you would do it. Yeah, you're a liberal.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know what? I would provide.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'm a woman. Ask me out then, as a cave woman.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, that hurts even in. Holy shit. That hit, that hit hard.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean. We wouldn't want, we wouldn't want that kind of rejection.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, you'd laugh again, right? Yeah, yes.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  We would have been great cave people. Cave would have been the way to go, man.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  How do you teach kids in cave? Like, could you, life lessons? Can you do that?

• 20:44Andrew Santino?

  It's just like animals. They see and they, and they, they see and they repeat. Monkey see, monkey do. Did you see the, did you see the cave? In Kazakhstan that they just found? That looks like a fucking door. Looks like a 50-foot door.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  I want to see it.

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

  Dude, Kazakhstan cave door.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Good luck spelling Kazakhstan.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

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• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  Last night, Guy. For dinner.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  Kachava, dude.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

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• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  It was a good dinner.

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  Delicious.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  Energy.

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Digestion.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  Strength.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Metabolism.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  These sound like your superpowers, cognition and immunity?

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  I mean, seriously.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they are.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

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• 21:24Bobby Lee?

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• 21:48Bobby Lee?

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• 21:54Andrew Santino?

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• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, adaptogens.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cuz I know you struggle with that word.

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  I do. Thank you for your help.

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• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Your wife was wearing some the other day.

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  She has the blue.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  And it looks so good. I asked her, "Where'd you get that?" She said, "Warby Parker."

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  She got them from me, from Warby Parker.

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

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• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  Virtual is what they call it.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

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• 22:40Bobby Lee?

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• 22:46Andrew Santino?

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• 24:05Andrew Santino?

  There's an image these guys found of like a that.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  That's not a door.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  Brother, that looks like a door to me.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty dory.

• 24:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, that's a.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  It's more a hobbit door.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like Lord of the Rings.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Lord of the Rings door.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how old this is, but I just saw it on the internet. How?

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  You say friend in Elvis.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  So stupid.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  No, but you know, do you remember?

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't see it.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  You don't remember?

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  I didn't see it.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  Can I explain?

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, in Lord of the Rings, right? They're trying to get into the minds of warrior and there's a door that looks exactly like that. But they don't know how to get in, so they all sit out there for like hours. And then Frodo has a suggestion. Say, right? He goes, say friend in Elvis. And he says it and the door opens.

• 24:51Andrew Santino?

  Bullshit. Friend?

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:53Andrew Santino?

  See, look, look at that door. Now go back to the Kazakhstan door.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:56Andrew Santino?

  What it was just found this last year, right? Isn't that what it said? 2025?

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  Bro, you're telling me that's not a fucking doorway? Zoom into the one on the left. That is a, that's a man standing outside of it, by the way.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, oh, yeah.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  That's, so what does that gotta be? 50, 75 feet up? That's a door, dude.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  It's just, it happens to look like one, but.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  No chance. How is that naturally occurring? They can't even explain it. It doesn't look like it's naturally occurring in the rock.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, then knock on it.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  Look. These are two Kazakstanians.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  Have to go by the door. We will knock on door.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  Friend in Elvis.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  Look at it.

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  That's a fucking door.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that's not a part of a mountain, that's a door.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 25:43Andrew Santino?

  That's a creepy cave door to something that we don't want to know.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just knock on it.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  I would never, you would never.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  I would knock.

• 25:50Andrew Santino?

  You'd knock and then you'd run and leave me there.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  It's like doorbell, yeah.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  Ding dong ditch.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Some giant comes out, woo.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  Imagine he goes, Bobby mom? Like, how do you see the show?

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm getting, we have to do, we should do a Bad Friends Abroad where we explore these hidden gems.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  There's no way that's gonna happen. You know how far it takes to get even get there?

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  To Kazakhstan, you'd stop.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  No, but to get to that door, you have to take a donkey, you know what I mean, you know what I mean, and the paraglide, right? And then zip line and then...

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  He's getting flights. We can do a non-stop, one stop, 20 hours.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Dude, how boring is Kazakhstan?

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's supposed to be beautiful.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Also, they're tough people.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  Hey, let's be nice. There's about 40 people that listen to us in Kazakhstan.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I love Kaz...

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Kazis.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  I love Kazis.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, they got a fucking, look at that, they got a thing with a ball in the middle.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a good city.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  Ladies. Ooh.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  They're kinda Asian looking, which is what I like.

• 26:53Andrew Santino?

  Eastern European has this like, right on the border of Mongolian looking...

• 27:00Speaker 04

  I mean, Kazakhstan is in Asia.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so far eastern, it still grasps a piece of Europe, right? Doesn't it feel like Europe?

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  It's like a combination between Eastern Europeans and Asians, I think.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel Eastern Europe and Asia at the same time? It's the center.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Like, wait, wait, go, go, go, can you zoom in, please?

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  It's right next to Mongolia, so it's got that. But look, Western Kazakhstan, go way west. Look it out, look, it butts up there to what? What is that? What country's next door?

• 27:28Speaker 04

  Georgia. Georgia.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, man, that's, you're Eastern Europe, dude, you're kissing it, you're kissing it.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  You're kissing it.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, if you look at some parts of Russia, too.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, Russia spans the map.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  If you go like, way, uh, let's see.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  East is Asian, west is European.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's right, yes, yeah.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  Western Russia might as well be, uh, uh, you know, what is that, like, um, even bleeds into Finland. Imagine the Finn Russians, the Rush Finns.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Like, in certain parts of Russia, they would think that I was probably Russian.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  Mongolian.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent Mongolian.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  I've seen Russians look completely Asian.

• 28:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, the Mongolian one.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  Mongolian.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  That's a zinger. Like that.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  How do you do a Russian Asian accent? I'm trying to do it right now.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  I can't even do it.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  From Russia, we will come from.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  From Russia, we will come.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  From, from Russia, we come to Russia. That's really hard to combine.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. From Russia.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  From Russia, we have.

• 28:33Speaker 04

  It may be.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  And, and you say, say, in Russia.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  In Russia, we.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  In, in Russia.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying. Finish it. Fucking finish it.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man.

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, my, I'm aggressive. It's Alexa Pro.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  In Russia. In Russia, car drives you.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  In Russia, in Russia, car drive you.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's good.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  That's a guy that's there.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:58Andrew Santino?

  That's a man that exists out there in Russia.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Somewhere out there, yeah. But there's like, look at all that land up, like where there's no big, like what happens up there?

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  That's the polar vortex of nothingness. I mean, there can't.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  But, but people do live out there.

• 29:10Andrew Santino?

  No, rarely.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, people live out there. They, I saw this TikTok where there's this rickety train that's cold still.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  We should make a movie called Rickety Train.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  It's a rickety train with coal still, right? And the tracks, sometimes they have to go out and they fix the railroad tracks, right?

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  And it's in Russia and it's like these small towns and they, they herd goat.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  I mean, yeah, there are people way out there.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  The Polar Express, yeah. Did you, yeah, did you save your bell? Did you take your bell? On the rickety train?

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  If you listen to the bell, you can hear train coming.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  Train is bringing new goats.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  That's incredible.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible. What happens if you're like out there and you're and you you're like a good looking dude? You can't model?

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can. Train model.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Train model, dude.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Uh oh.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  You model on the train. They let you walk around from car to car.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  What do if you're a hot guy?

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Like you're a hot guy, you have lets you you know you're a good actor. Right? Like you're you just that's your dream?

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  You got it. You have.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  You have it. You're like the Philip Seymour Hoffman, but you look like Brad Pitt. Right?

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  And you got Daniel Day Lewis skills?

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  You're Daniel Day Lewis skills. You know what I mean? And you got Haley Joel Osment feet?

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Little feet.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's little feet, right? And you're like, um. You're so so dress well for for what you.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  And you live in the smallest town in northern Russia.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  There's no hope.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  I guess you but you gotta be the hottest guy in a small town.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but does he go to Moscow and try to do theater?

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what you do?

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  Become a dancer or an actor.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  What is that, International Actors Agency up there?

• 30:55Speaker 05

  It was a Russian talent agency, but it was it looked like it was gonna spy on us.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  I could use that. My agents aren't doing shit.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  I could really use a bump. I might as well go to a.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  What if they wouldn't sign me? You know what I mean? I called, they're like, no.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  The Mongolian agency would. Kill down there.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you go down?

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm commercials with an eagle on my arm.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Eagle insurance.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Those are like, dude, Mongolians, dude? I mean, did you see, um? Physical Asia?

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we watched that. We talked about that.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but the Mongolians, they're tough people.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're nuts.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  They're nuts, dude. Well, Genghis Khan was nuts.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  My dog.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Miss you. R I P. R I P Gengi.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  Physical Asia.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Mongolians are.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  You just thought they were for making fun of.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He thought they were dry Eskimos.

• 31:51Andrew Santino?

  That guy's huge in the front.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  My god.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  I think when you live out there, you ju- you just toughens ya.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  What's the slang for this Mongolian team? What's the slang? What's the slang? What's the, what's the phrase for this team?

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  The promotional phrase. What would their phrase be if this was a poster for the Mongolian team?

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  What about an ad agency? What the fuck is going on here?

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  I got it. Load it up?

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Mongolia. We got the beef.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  That's good. Mongolia.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Mongolia.

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  Where's the beef?

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  We got the beef with you. Also, try Mongolian beef right now on special on Panda Express for $9.99.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Hey, see if there's hot Mongolian women.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  There's probably not.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  Hot women all over the world.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah. Hot Mongolian women.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Bingo.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you think?

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they're both very pretty.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Or the region, yeah.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:50Speaker 04

  No, what?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now, dude.

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  Give me another one. Give me a couple.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, give me a couple. There we go. Yep.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that your aunt?

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm saying, yeah.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  That's, yeah, I'm, I guess, there's gotta be.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's one right there.

• 33:06Speaker 04

  That's how you know it is Asian, not in Europe.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Jeez.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Third row, yeah, that, her.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  Gorgeous.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Gorgeous.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Gorgeous.

• 33:12Speaker 04

  AI.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  That's AI? Okay.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  There we go.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Here we go.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  He typed in how.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  He corrects it usually.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  How Mongolian woman.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there you go. That's Mongolia.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's pretty Mongolian.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  Couple of mountains there in the foreground.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on. From the Mongolian.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let's get off of Mongolia.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let me zoom in on that girl.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Walking down the street. She's just carrying trash.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Severed head in that bag.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Crazy.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is going on there?

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  Get off of that.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Get off it. Yeah, I'm gonna watch Goat.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  Goat? Please go watch Goat!

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Coming out.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Goat is out? No, when this comes out, it'll be out right now.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  It's out.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  Please go see Goat.

• 33:57Speaker 04

  Are you guys taking us to the premiere?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 34:00Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  It's just me and Andrew are gonna go.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy you thought that we would take you to the premiere.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna wear a suit?

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie, so I then thought I should just wear like casual clothes.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're gonna do?

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cuz we gotta have pictures together and I figured we should just wear our street clothes.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  I'll wear a sports coat.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  But we never wear sports coats.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  How about like jeans, t-shirts, sports coat?

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna wear a collar. I don't think it fucking matters anymore.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  Like, what, what, what?

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  You're just gonna dress regular?

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, because who's it for? The photos? Our moms?

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean? Like, at this point in my life-

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if everyone's wearing a suit and we're like wearing, you know?

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  How mu- how mu- how much more rad could that be?

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  I guess.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  I'll wear a dress. Would you like to wear a dress?

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Because you know that Nick Kroll's gonna wear a suit, like a purple suit.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he, but cuz that's, but he's, they're more professional than us, dude.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  He's a worked actor.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  I was literally gonna go buy, buy a suit tomorrow.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, buy one. I'm telling you, I'm not gonna wear one.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Like a black suit.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Nice. I have no interest in that.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  With a black tie, like, look, you know what I mean?

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm saying black a lot.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love black people.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna wear a white suit, white tie.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You have suits.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  I, dude-

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  Let's do suit, let's do suit.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you what's a bummer?

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  I tried to put on a suit the, uh, what, a week ago-

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  For my sister's wedding coming up.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  Too fat for that suit.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  So you're getting another one?

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  I would have to get a new, brand new suit.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm 205 right now.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Where you gonna go?

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  Where should we go to get a suit?

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:24Andrew Santino?

  Men's warehouse.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  I go to Jimmy How's.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy Oh Yang has his own fucking suit store?

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  For little people?

• 35:32Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that one, yeah, yeah.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy Oh-

• 35:35Speaker 05

  Tom Ford will, like, fix it for you.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to Ronnie Chang's. He's got a suit.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, you're, where would you really go to get a suit if you're really gonna get a suit?

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy How's, uh, it's right down the street.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  Shut up, dude.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God I do.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  It's a little people's store.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  It, no, it's for small actors, like Seth Rogen, uh, Green goes. Seth Green goes, um, Elijah Go, like, like, like, we go. And there's headshots of like, all, all, all, all the little actors.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Dude, the little people's suit store is so funny.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  Everything's half off.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  Hey, do you have size six in these? Like, whoa, big foot, slow down.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Williams goes, I think Brad Williams goes. But it's, we've looked it up before, right?

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a real, what's so funny? Please, you have people like, you have people that go to like, you know, Big and Tall.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  Will you go to Little People Suit Store, please?

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  Do you Google Little People Suit Store? Just the idea is so fantastic.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Just the one that I go to, Jimmy O's.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  You're like, 800 bucks, there's half the fabric. Little People Suit Store. Jimmy O's for men in 5'8" and under.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Why is that funny, dude? You're pissing me off.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny, because 5'8", you know, is like, whoa, you're tall.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  5'8" in the tall section.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Really nice store, though.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks amazing, dude.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  You have everything there.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  Like a dollhouse, yeah?

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Like a what?

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  A dollhouse.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  That entire store fits in my car.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  Dude, Jimmy O's.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Let me see Jimmy, give it a picture.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  What is Jimmy?

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  He's, there he is.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  He's there. Every time I go in, what's up? Well, who are the, uh, the small celebrities that go?

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Look, isn't that Seth Green right there?

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Vern, Vern goes.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Vern, yeah, Vern, our dog, our IP.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Vern goes.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  Our IP, Verney.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, man.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we all go. I love it there. Yeah. It also...

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  What? What's your fucking problem, dude? Why is this so funny?

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Little ties, it's just so cute, everything's small. It's cute, dude. I like Jimmy O's.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I was gonna go tomorrow, but, uh...

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Do celebs that go to Jimmy O's. I want to see the list of celebs that, uh, celebs that go.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  It's the Wonder Years guy, what's his name?

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  Brad.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  Fred Zabid?

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Fred Zabid's go.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, wait, zoom in. Oh, dude, Martin Sheen, Al Pacino, Wahlberg, DeVito, Pesci, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade, and Bobby Lee.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Spade goes. There's a headshot of him.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I go there.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  But you, you, can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are 5'4" and you're like, "Oh, this is for me."

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta feel good.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  It feels good.

• 38:50Andrew Santino?

  I like that you admit that you're 5'4". For years, this 5'6" game you were playing. Spade. Hey, you're on, you're on Bad Friends with me and Bobby. Where do you go to buy suits?

• 39:04Speaker 07

  Oh, I don't know. I probably.

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  Be honest. If you're gonna get a suit, where do you go? Be honest.

• 39:09Speaker 07

  Um, I would probably go to Theory or something, but Prada ones are too tight.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  But what about, what if?

• 39:14Speaker 07

  You can't lift your arms.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  But is there a, is there, is there a shop that you would go to that's not brand name?

• 39:20Speaker 07

  Don't say, like, the little short place.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  Do you ever go to?

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  I went into Jimmy O's.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  Do you go to Jimmy O's?

• 39:29Speaker 07

  Don't say Jimmy. I don't know how to say it.

• 39:35Speaker 07

  I wouldn't go into that. I wouldn't go into that fucking shit hole.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  So wait.

• 39:39Speaker 07

  I'm so chump, dude. I'm 5'11".

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  Be honest. Be honest. Have you ever shopped at Jimmy O's?

• 39:46Speaker 07

  I swear to God, I would never go in there even if I had to.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Your headshot's on the wall.

• 39:51Speaker 07

  I saw, I saw Bobby walk out with fucking two full bags.

• 39:56Speaker 07

  He got a couple of quarters in while he did that.

• 39:59Andrew Santino?

  Alright, love you, buddy. Love you. Bye. Oh, Spade.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  We're plugging Jimmy O's, man. This is good.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  This is good thing.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Marcelo Hernandez would probably go there.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  No, he'd have, no, he'd do custom.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he'd do custom.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Alright, I'll wear a suit if you wanna wear a suit.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited about this premiere. I'm not kidding. I hope the movie's good.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm like actually excited for it.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  I am too.

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  And I also, that's why I got nervous the other night, cuz I saw the billboard for the new Pixar movie and I was like, "Oh, fuck, that's gonna bury it." But it comes out end of March, I thought. We're good.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're good.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  We're good. We'll have some time.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know what it's called. That one. That one. It looks great.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  That one looks great.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Hoppers. I know.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that one looks, yeah.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  It looks so cute.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  God Pixar, they don't miss, do they?

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  They don't miss at all.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  They just don't miss. They just don't, what? What's the shrug face?

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what have they missed? They have missed a couple of times.

• 40:52Speaker 07

  They've missed a couple of times.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  What? If you're talking percentage wise?

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Ili- what's Ili- Ili- Ili- yeah, yeah.

• 40:58Speaker 07

  Good dinosaur, Cars 2.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Cars 2 was fine.

• 41:01Speaker 07

  No.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  You're crazy. Cars 2 was fine, Good Dinosaur was fine. Light Your Brave was good, that's, people don't like that because they're racist. Alright, go ahead.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  I never-

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  Go to Pixar movies, just do Pixar movies.

• 41:14Speaker 07

  Their OG was so perfect.

• 41:16Andrew Santino?

  Brother, you can't, not everyone, you can't go undefeated.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Which ones are the jazz one they did?

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I like-

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  The Eric Griffin was in it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  I like that movie.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, he looks like the guy from, Eric Griffin looks like the guy.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Toy Stories, all of them phenomenal. Finding Nemo, Inside Out.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Amazing, I mean, Inside Out, amazing. Up, classic.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  Coco, Incredibles. Uh, Ratatouille.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Can you zoom in a little?

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  Monsters Inc. Soul, these are all bangers.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bangers.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Turning Red, Wally.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  I love Wally.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  Incredibles, my point, stop there, Bugs Light.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they, they killed it.

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  My point is-

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to have that many.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  Stop it, they're unbelievable, so they make one or two that are like not as fun. They're good, they're on fire.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  They're on fire.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  But you know who's gonna be on more fire?

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  From the creators of the spider verse, comes Goat.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  The littlest to make it to the bigs, in Goat. Can you do your voice that we do on the movie?

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  We do announcers in the movie, we play two announcers.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  I know your, yeah, go ahead, do yours.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Will steals the ball.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  I sound like that, I sound, it's, it's, I'm stealing from, uh, Marv Albert. I sound like Marv Albert. Can you do yours?

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  What was mine?

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  Your, uh, yours, yours is like, uh, he kept going like, oh, yeah! You were like-

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Hey, yeah.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, yeah. Will takes it to the lead!

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Also, um, remember every time we would go in, I would go, hey, can you play it again?

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  So we could hear it.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Like, what I sounded like, because I forget.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's easy to forget.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  Because you do the sessions every three fucking months.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  So you don't even know when they happen.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Great fruit plates.

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  They really did knock it out with the fruit plates.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you know, sometimes you do ADR, right? Or inside ghetto. You have those short little bottles of water. A brand you've never even heard of. But this one was beautiful cheese and fruit plate.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  It was really nice.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, some of them, sometimes you go in there, it's a pack of Newport's.

• 43:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for your throat.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  It was way better.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  It was way better.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Doing it together was important.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  We did it together every time.

• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  You know they're writing a second one right now.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 43:27Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I think they make them do that just in case the first one does well.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 43:30Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't mean anything. It just means like if it does really well, I think they're writing the second one.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  Those guys wrote a good movie.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  How would you feel if you got recast?

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  I'd feel like it'd be appropriate.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, because you killed it.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  No, for big, they'd want a name. This is the thing, if they want a big name, they'd recast us for like, they'd be like, and the announcers are played by-

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  We're pretty big.

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  Key and Peele, no.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  Not, we're not Key and Peele.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not Key and Peele.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean, is like if they wanted to upgrade, they could easily upgrade.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  And that's fine with me.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Not for me.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't care, dude.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not for me.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm in, I'm entry level, I'm down there, I'll take it. Hey man, I'm, I'll park the cars.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  No, you won't, dude.

• 44:08Andrew Santino?

  I'll get out there and park there. I used to love valeting, I valeted-

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny, you try to play this like, I'm a struggling guy, and then you're at the highest level.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm not a struggling guy, I just don't mind that if someone replaced me, I wouldn't care.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  You're the most high-class guy I know.

• 44:20Speaker 04

  He's down to earth, though.

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm on the earth.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Who's that more down to earth, Andrew or me?

• 44:24Speaker 05

  Andrew.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  You walk right into that.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  And you're being real.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, stop it.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  It's where, you, you know what? We both live so-

• 44:40Speaker 04

  You both are really, really down to earth.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  No, that makes me so mad right now.

• 44:44Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Especially with the way what McCollum did, he knows the truth.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  Relax, Billy Eilish.

• 44:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, I'm, no, I'm, no, I'm, no.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  No one's illegal on stolen land!

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  No one's illegal on stolen land.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  You're not. Yeah, you're right.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  That's the funniest, that was the funniest shit.

• 45:03Speaker 04

  I'm saying because then her house is on stolen land.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  I know, that's the fun. They found out her fourteen million dollar house is on a stolen land.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Who's?

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  Billie Eilish.

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  No one's illegal on stolen land.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Really?

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  Her house is on a fucking plot of land that's, you know, whatever. But you knew they were gonna find that. That's what she said. Billie Eilish, uh, signed over her fourteen million dollar mansion. "If it's stolen land, hand over the keys," says Tonga tribe, Tavanga tribe. It's funny. If the tribes are coming at you, that's trouble. Be careful, dog.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

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• 45:39Andrew Santino?

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• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Organic cotton sweaters, polos for every occasion, lighter jackets that keep you warm in the changing seasons. The list goes on and on and on and on for Quince.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  That's right, because Quince has basics that make you look good, that feel good, that you can wear in all types of weather, and everything is built up to last.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  All kinds of occasions.

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, man, for every kind of occasion. Yeah, that's right.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

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• 46:25Bobby Lee?

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• 46:32Andrew Santino?

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• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Tomorrow I see my therapist, and it, um, let me say something. It changed my life. Um, I, um, I do EMDR and certain traumatic events in my life, and, um, it's just, um... I'm much more mindful and centered because of therapy and because of Talkspace.

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I believe in it. I just got out of therapy right before I came here and it does feel really good. It feels also good to take control of your mental health from the comfort of your own home. You don't have to go somewhere anymore, by the way. That's the best part about Talkspace. You can do it from wherever you are. You don't need to go to them. They come to you over the interwebs. Life's all about how we are in a relationship with one another and communication is key. You need to communicate your feelings about what's going on in your world to help you get a little bit more centered. And Talkspace makes getting the help you need easy, accessible and affordable. Plus, most insured members have a $0 copay.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

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• 47:50Andrew Santino?

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• 48:00Speaker 00

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• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  So you know what I've been doing the last five days?

• 48:31Speaker 05

  What?

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  I've been playing video games till nine in the morning. And I woke up 45 minutes before I got here.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  I know, you look like it. It sounds like, I can hear it in your voice.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I'm lost.

• 48:44Speaker 05

  What game?

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  I revisited Starfield.

• 48:47Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:49Speaker 05

  That's just, yeah.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And it's just been grinding and it's, I need help. I need help.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  Why are you doing this to yourself?

• 48:57Speaker 04

  Grinding is not what most people think.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 49:02Speaker 05

  This is what I've been playing.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 49:03Speaker 05

  Ratchet and Clank.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:05Speaker 05

  It's really good.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  People are playing Ark Raiders, like Eric Griffin's like, hey, have we downloaded it yet? And I'm like, I don't want to play with you. What?

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  You guys gotta, you gotta get up, get out and do something, man.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  This is crazy dude.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh dude.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  That's too much time dedicated to a thing that doesn't mean anything.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  It means everything. It means everything. When you go to a planet, you gotta survey the whole thing. You gotta, you, you, you know what I mean? All the minerals and rocks.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, how about this?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  And analyze all the animals and stuff.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  How about do it at times when it's helpful for your, your, uh, circadian rhythm?

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, very good.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  How about do it in the middle of the day?

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What I'm gonna say to you is this, alright? What else is there to do?

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? Right your next hour?

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  God, your tone right now, dude? You wanna get defeated? I'll crush the bones in your face.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  I got some stuff for ya.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  Meet up with people, hang out, go have a lunch, go do a writing session, go exercise, go see things that you've never seen before.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  Get up, get out and do something.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  I went to my fifth VR thing the other day by myself. I'm in the VR suit, right? You know what I mean? I'm trying to do things.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  Where is that at?

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  I was in Sherman Oaks somewhere. By myself, I'm, you know what I mean?

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you ask anybody to come with you?

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  No one wanted to go and they were like, "You're, you're solo? You're spending hundreds of dollars just by yourself?" And after about 45 minutes, I eat alone, you know what I mean? At that little plaza there.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  This is self-

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  I went to Dan Noodles.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  Self-induced.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  This is me, right?

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Self-induced. You could call me-

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  What else is there to do? Uh, I'll go to the Wii Spa, I'm alone, naked, in a spa.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm alone!

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  Call anybody.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  All the time!

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  Never calls me.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Every once in a while Gene will be like, "Let's go to, you know what I mean? Young King." So we go to Young King, eat Sweet and Sour Pork.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  Why aren't you trying to go meet up with Chickadees?

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Nobody wants to stay out with you.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  That's bullshit dude, I've seen your fucking raya.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that, you know, this is me for life.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  A 13-year-old white boy in the mall?

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. My point is, is that, um, what else is there to do?

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  Go hang out with people. You just don't reach out, you don't wanna reach out. You want people to reach out to you.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean, the texts I get today, it's like... I mean, there was one thing Marcelo called me and was like, "You wanna eat dinner at 6:30, but I had this." You know what I mean, so, you know, but I wouldn't have done that. Tomorrow night, I'm gonna hang out with my, my, you know, the girl that I'm seeing. You know, everyone knows her and then um.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  Nobody knows her.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you know her personally.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I'm saying.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  I haven't said.

• 51:33Andrew Santino?

  Humans don't need to know.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't want anyone to know, but my point is is that. So I do some things, but it's like, and then this weekend, we're gonna go to the premiere.

• 51:40Andrew Santino?

  That's gonna be fun.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  That'll be fun.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Friday.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Me getting out, but at night I'm gonna go home. You know what I mean?

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  If that's what you need, that's what you like, that's what you like.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  I I don't know what's that, I don't know what's going on, but I'm reverting.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  Does she like the video game thing?

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, this is what I do.

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  You wait till she goes to sleep.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  And I wait.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  I know you.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  I lay there and I wait.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  Little bad boy, I know you.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  And if I hear. Right? I slowly get out, right? And I go to my little cubicle and I start playing. And then so wake up, it's like, it's seven in the morning. You wanna have breakfast? I haven't slept yet. Right, and then there's that thing.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  And then does she get mad?

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  People get mad.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  People get mad.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  I I think it's destroyed every fucking relationship I've ever had.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  And yet, here you are.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, women, women don't get it.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  You get it?

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Nobody gets it.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  He takes care of a baby, this guy, he's got baby on his mind. Are you gonna have another baby?

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Too much work.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  I feel like it's coming.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  It's too much work.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  I feel like it's coming. Cause you feel.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  You gotta have two.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:42Speaker 04

  I have to have two?

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, they can watch each other.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  You gotta put one, make one stare at the other one.

• 52:46Speaker 04

  Then I need a race, Bobby.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You do such a great job here, we'll consider it.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, do we really, we're not gonna do that, are we?

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  Give him a race?

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  This guy's editing.

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  I don't want him to fucking.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  You know, but there's no one that edits better than.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  You think we can't find someone?

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't think that's gonna.

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Hey, out there in the bad friends world, let's get a good editor.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  I think that you're great.

• 53:06Speaker 05

  Email us.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't emails.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  Wall open.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  Carlos.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't imagine life without being, growing it with my brother.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  Your brother, your sister.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Your brother, your sister.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  You can't imagine life. You're much older.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I imagine, I, I imagine life with, I can't imagine life without her.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  I can't.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  And were you saying that the same with Fancy?

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I think that.

• 53:31Speaker 04

  No, he's not saying he cannot imagine life with me. He's saying to have another kid.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  I can't imagine life without you. I'll be real. At this point in their lives, I can't imagine life without you. I love you that much.

• 53:43Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  You're mean to me, but I love you that much, right?

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  I did fight for him to get a raise today. He has no idea. I did.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  And then what happened?

• 53:54Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna see.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna see what happens.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I.

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  And you.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  I, I, yeah.

• 54:00Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  Not you.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Not you.

• 54:03Andrew Santino?

  Scum, trash, pig.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  But you know, I would fight for you, McCon, even though you don't fight for me, I would fight for you.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  McCon has, not only has McCon not fought for you, he goes against you often.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  I know he does.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  As much as he can.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know he does.

• 54:15Speaker 04

  Now, if you'd call him to go play video games, he would be there.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  He would be there in a heartbeat. You know, I saw a guy, I watched a guy get his car keyed, get his car keyed yesterday and it, it was like crazy to watch.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't bother me.

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  A guy keying his car? He key, I watched the guy key a guy's car.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  My own car, like who cares?

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, you do. It's insane.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what, that's the thing about, this is what, about you guys with your cars.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  And I'm talking about Macho Man, you know what I mean?

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Macho, Macho Man, Macho Man. I'd like to key a Macho Man's car.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying, but a little fender bender, a little key, you know what I mean? You guys go ape shit.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  No, this guy scratched the whole of his car.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  And what? It doesn't, does the car still run?

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  It broke the engine.

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  It's just shitty thing to do.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  It is a shitty thing to do.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  But, but, but it's crazy to see it.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  But is that fighting?

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Like if I, my name is, let's have a guy.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  All right, we'll pretend.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  My name is Tango.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  Hello Tango.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you catch me keying your car.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with a razor blade.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay, interesting choice.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, um.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  Usually you'd use a.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  A Romulan life.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Or a thing that's in the word. Perhaps a key?

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't use keys.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I use, um, you know what I'm gonna use? A tweezer.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  That might fuck it up.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's two.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, double.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  You get two scrapes.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  And I'm, I'm doing it. Is that, was that, is that fighting?

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  Do I fight you?

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you fight me? Do you physically assault me?

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm Tango.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Tango, dude.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  No, Tango, I work at Kinko's.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  Tango is of sound state in mind?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, I'm a manager at Kinko's. I have, you know what I mean? I have a dog.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're bummed because Kinko's is closing down, so obviously you're upset.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am a little upset about that.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  But I just didn't like your vibe.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you keyed my car?

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I just keyed it with, with tweezers. Is, are they fighting?

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  No, I light the Kinko's on fire.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I come back.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  It's not my store, I just manage there.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, you don't have a job there anymore then.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:27Andrew Santino?

  And then every time you get replaced to another Kinko's store, I light that one on fire.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, um, I got a job offer from Michael's.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  I go to Michael's, I light that whole fucking thing out. That's flammable. It's all, it's all, you know, paper.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna light.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the Velcro section.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Of Michael's.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm lighting every business you go to.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  And magic markers.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  On fire.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  Every business you work at, I'm lighting it on fire.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  To make sure that you never work again.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know those.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Then I steal your dog.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, now that's, wow!

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  While you're at work at Michael's, I steal your dog.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what I do?

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  What do you do?

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  I steal your coffee machine.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not, not good.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  You got me.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I steal.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  You got me good.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  No, you key my car, I steal your dog.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I break your wife's ankle.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Which one? Left or right?

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Both.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, one would have been easy to deal with.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Right. What you gonna do, dude?

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna kidnap your brother.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, you now we're getting personal.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  You said my wife!

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  You're... Oh, that's true.

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah!

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  But Tango's saying it.

• 57:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay, how does Tango know?

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I fucking Wikipedia'd it. You're famous.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Tango has a wife.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  I mean Tango has a brother.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tango has a brother.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  Mango.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, Tango, yeah.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  I kidnapped Mango.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Mango? I don't like Mango.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, good. I'm gonna kill him. Sell him for parts.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Steal his organs.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  Was that okay?

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna sell his organs.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna light the wedding on fire. Your sister's wedding.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Why? Why? Don't go to arson. That's my thing.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that is?

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  I light fires.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what? Agent Orange.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  That's...

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna fly... No.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  My thing again.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  That's your thing! I'm gonna fly a little tiny plane, a Buddy Holly plane, over your sister's wedding. Agent Orange Day.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  They'll think it's a wedding gift from me.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  The discombobulator, that's right. Neutralized Russian and Chinese radar missile systems.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Is Agent Orange... What does it do?

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, it was... It killed... It killed a lot of people. It was awful.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  It was terrible. Yeah. It seized up your whole body. It shut down your organs, right? It affects multiple systems, leading to various cancers, prostate and lung, nervous system disorders, Parkinson's, neuropathy, heart disease, diabetes. It was incredible. It was just like huffing the most toxic chemical in the world.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  What movie was that?

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Platoon.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  No! Apocalypse Now.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Apocalypse Now, yeah.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna get me from... What are you gonna get my sister for her wedding as a gift? She does expect...

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I'm invited to the wedding.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she was gonna invite you.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  If I get invited to the wedding, I'll go.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Will you really?

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  What kind of gift would you give?

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  What? Don't they have the thing where you...

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  The registry?

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go to a website.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  You know where they're registered?

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy Oz.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well then I'm gonna get a lot of things. Or their child. Will they have a child?

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  She would flip her shit if you showed up to the wedding.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  I would go.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  It's so far away, you're not gonna do it.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Are you going?

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  To my sister's fucking wedding?

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it'll keep me away from the video games.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  Be fucking fun as shit.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna go.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be amazing, the resort is sick.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  I wanna go.

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't want it to pass and then you go... You're gonna say, "Oh, I didn't think you were gonna..."

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  I'll talk to her, she would never think you would go.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  I would 100% go. And I'd be polite.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Of course she would, my family would lose their mind to see you there.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  I would love to go. Yeah.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  When are we gonna go to your wedding?

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  I- I- I am excited to walk you down the aisle.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  You think that you're my best man?

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  Your dad walks you down the aisle, you're the bride. Your dad's dead.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  You think the best man walks you down the aisle? That's so funny.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  That is a Bobby wedding.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the best man?

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  First of all, I would be 100% one of your best men.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  How many is there? Six?

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  You can have as many as you want, it's your choice.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, you'd be a part of the six.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Your brother would be in there.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  Me.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Gene.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This is right now, at this date, yeah.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Any celebrity.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Steven Tyler.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Michael Bay.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  Michael Bay.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I would ask Michael. That'd be cool.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  It blows up your wedding.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who would be my best man? It'd be Gene, um...

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  McConaughey the ring bearer.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Probably my sponsor.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you'd have to have him.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get him. Also bring Danny up, my old sponsor.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  You'd have to bring Danny.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  It'd be crazy, the bachelor party is just us watching and playing video games for seven hours at night. We just sit in a hotel room. We get a really nice hotel suite.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Where do I do it, though?

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  Your wedding?

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, something exotic.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  That people can afford to go to.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Uh... Exotic affordable is tough.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  It's usually not affordable if it's exotic.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  But to go to like, an island, like, you know what I mean?

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  Like, like...

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Topanga.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  Topanga from Boy Meets World. Well, you'd have to pay for it.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm not paying for Topanga. I mean, you gotta pay for yourself. You know how much the wedding's gonna cost?

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  You know where you should do your wedding?

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Seoul.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Seoul. In my heart.

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  In your heart?

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All Korea.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Too expensive.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  You thought I meant your soul?

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Actually, you know what?

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  I thought we were gonna have it right here.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  In my heart.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  That's beautiful.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  You would, I know for a fact, you would have a wedding in Hawaii, 100%.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  I think Hawaii.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  There's no doubt in my mind.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no doubt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  He would have it in Hawaii.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  It's easy. People can get there.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  West Coast, for sure, yeah.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  But you don't, you wouldn't, who would you know on the East Coast that you would invite, anyway? Do you have any friends that live East?

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  I would invite Etelle.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  He would never go.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  I know he wouldn't.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  In a million years.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would invite, they wouldn't come.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Comics, you say?

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  There's all the, yeah.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  The East Coast comics, a few, a hand-

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Like, Di Stefano?

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  He would go 100%.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Giannis?

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  Giannis Popis?

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  One of the best.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, Giannis, for sure.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  He'd show up.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Giannis.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  Greek Freak.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Chris. Um, let's see, Austin guys. Adam Egan?

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  Would you invite Rogan?

• 1:02:27Bobby Lee?

  I would, but he wouldn't come.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  I bet you he would. If he got invited, I guarantee you he'd come.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Adam Egan?

• 1:02:32Andrew Santino?

  I love Egan.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  He would go.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  He would go. Um, who else, from Austin?

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  Shane. You'd invite Shane?

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  He, we, he wouldn't come.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why, why wouldn't he?

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't invite him.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  Why wouldn't he come? If he's too busy?

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  Tom and Bert.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Tom and Bert.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Which one first, though?

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Don't put me in this situation. Don't put me in this situation. That was a good one.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  He almost said it.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a choice?

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  I would send it out exactly at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  And no girls?

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  These are all guys.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would invite Aster.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  Andrea Gin.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Andrea Gin, Kalila.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Um, I would invite, um-

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  Kalila should do the wedding. She should do the, uh-

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Be the pastor?

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  Pastor.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  Or the ceremonial person.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Probably Catbird.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  So new to you.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she's pretty close, so, yeah, right now.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  I took her and Joey Saron down to, uh, San Diego. Fantastic.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She's great, right?

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  They both did great. He did great, too. Do you know that kid?

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Joey's great.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  He's good. Very funny.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they both did great.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to those guys. Comedy Store is, is on the move. Got a lot of young talent down there.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, in Hollywood?

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  Comedy Store, I'm sure.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There's some goods, there, there's some great people.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  The Door Guys, or a lot of Door Guys.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Some great ones.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  I think it's fun that the girls call themselves Door Guys.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm, they go, they, they're just, they'll go, "Hi, I'm a Door Guy at the Comedy Store."

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  It's like a fun little title. I never had. I wish I did.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you what happened the other day at the store?

• 1:04:01Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  And it's, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I can't, I can't-

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  I can't explain what happened through cave.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  This is crazy.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Comedy cave. We should start a comedy called comedy cave and you gotta do that up there.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  So I'm at the Comedy Store and there's a door guy there I've never talked to in my life. And he comes up to me and he goes, um, can I talk to you? I go, you're not sure? I don't know his name.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  You don't know who this person is?

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  I've seen him around. He seems very nice.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, hey, if you want to ever get together and talk about Jesus Christ.

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  Shut up. Shut up. Who said that?

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God it happened.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  You don't know who it is though?

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  I do know.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I go, what? That's right. And he goes, yeah, I mean, if you you want to get together and talk about the Lord, you know, I mean, I would really like that, you know?

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  Sounds nice.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I go, okay.

• 1:05:05Andrew Santino?

  You don't want to do it?

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  And I I came this close to calling Peter Shore and getting him fucking fired. No, I don't know. It it felt, um, intrusive.

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Because if you don't have a like a relationship with somebody and that's your opener. That's your opener. Like, we've never talked about anything.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but maybe that means a lot to him and you mean a lot to him. So these two things can combine.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  So what you're saying to me is I should I should take him up.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  Give it a chance. Let Jesus into your heart. Into your soul, South Korea. Let Jesus into your soul, South Korea.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  All right. So you're at the Comedy Store.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm a new door guy.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't I don't know you at all.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Santino.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  Get the fuck away from me. No, no, no.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Santino.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's up, brother?

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm Bobby Mom.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. What up, man? Yeah, it's fun, right?

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Good stuff.

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thanks, man.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Thanks. Do you have my keys for the car?

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. But can I talk to you about something first?

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what's up?

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, do you know Allah?

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm a Christian, so I don't.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to. As a Muslim, I'd love to tell you about him.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  I go this way.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you still want to go?

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Diversion.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  I go this way.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  Diversion.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you know Buddha?

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know Buddha.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Christian.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  You want to talk about the Lord?

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  Jesus.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  Love to.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Tomorrow?

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Today.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Like tomorrow, like you want to have lunch?

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  No, I'd like to do it right now. Let me stay. I'm gonna stay. Come on, get in my car real fast.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  And you would?

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  Take your shirt off, get in my car. Let's talk about Jesus.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  You would, I, there's no way you would allow that to happen.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  I would if he was interesting enough. If he, if the dude was interesting enough, I'd chat with him.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Do you guys believe that he would do that? Be real.

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  No way.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no way, dude.

• 1:06:50Speaker 04

  Running out of there.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 1:06:53Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you guys, dude.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  What are you trying to fucking put out there? That you're an everyday man?

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  I would, would. I'm not gonna talk to a door guy? What are you talking about? Of course I will. I talk to the door guys all the time.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Unless, unless the door guy's name is Taylor Swift. You would do it? Yeah, yeah. If Taylor at, yeah, you would do it.

• 1:07:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I would talk, I talk to door guys all the time. If someone said, I want to talk to you about Jesus, I'd say, what do you want to talk about?

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  I would talk to him. What do you mean?

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  If he said that, I'd go, what do you mean?

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  You're the most intimidating guy at the store.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  How, that's not fucking true.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people go, they tremble.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  That is, you're making a bullshit.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because remember that one, right?

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  No, but the store guys, I'm nice to all those guys. Ask any store guy. Ask any door kid. I'm nice to all of them. There's not one of them that I'm, that's like, no, he's mean.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um.

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited, I will say, I am excited for the Goat movie, so please, this will be out, so please go watch Goat. It premieres out in theaters, uh, uh, February 13th? Is that right?

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  I think that's the date. February 13th, all over the United States of America, and it's gonna be all over the world. So if you're in China, please go see Goat.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:59Andrew Santino?

  They got into China, that's a big deal.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause right, they don't let anybody go over there now? Well, let's hope, and let's hope that you like our, our performance.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  We're in it a lot.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  We're in it a good amount. I'm also listed on the IMDb, I'm listed as you. I think it says Andrew Santino plays Bobby.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  Am I even listening at all?

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  You are, but you says, yours has your character.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why, for some reason. Bobby Lee plays voice. Andrew Santino voice. Oh, they must have fixed it, because it originally said Bobby. Uh, Jennifer Hudson jelly roll. Hey, look at the people that are in there, huh?

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Aisha Curry. Go up top, though, to the, those are the other ones of the. Nick Kroll, Gabrielle Union, Caleb McLaughlin plays Will. David Harbour. Steven, uh, Jennifer Lewis, Patton Oswalt. And Steph Curry.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:08:44Speaker 05

  So cool.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  It's a pretty cool combo.

• 1:08:46Bobby Lee?

  It'll be fun.

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, please go see it.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Go check it out.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

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