Bobby’s Dog Died on Fancy’s B Day

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Feliz cumpleaños, Santi. Feliz cumpleaños, Santi. Santi Corzola, you know who that is? Soccer player. Corzola, Cristiano Ronaldo.

• 1:03Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday, Fancy.

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Yes, da.

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday to Fancy B. It's his birthday.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, bud. Thank you, guys. Happy birthday.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  Hey, hey, okay, enough.

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  Enough about your birthday.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  What did you get him for his birthday?

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  What, what? Mata homo?

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  Mata homo?

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what you are, dude.

• 1:29Andrew Santino?

  Is that a good banger?

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  Mata homo?

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  Carlos laughed.

• 1:33Andrew Santino?

  You pay him.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  Mata homo. Is that, that's the best you could do?

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My, my dog died.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Let's talk about it. Let's talk about your dog died on Fancy's birthday.

• 1:45Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  That's you on the cruise.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Look at how much fun you were having on the cruise.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Just cruise, Bob. Bobby on a boat cruisin'.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Who are these two friends of yours?

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea. I'm never going on a cruise again, dude.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  I think it's a good idea.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  This is what happens.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  So the girl, which of the girls, which?

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who they are!

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  Which of those girls did you end up being?

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  None of them, none of them.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  Good friends with? Who's that middle dude three times?

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  He appeared out of nowhere.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  That's the funniest thing you've ever said. Oh, that's funny. Um, I have no idea who they are.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  They look sweet.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  This is what happened that night.

• 2:24Speaker 05

  You have your mom's eyes.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm Bobby Mommy in there. I'm Bobby Mommy in there. Yeah, yeah.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  What happened that night?

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  So, um, I did a show, okay? Look at that Rolling Stones shirt I have on. And, uh, I did a show. Did we talk about the cruise?

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 2:43Speaker 05

  No.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is the first time we've meeting?

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  We haven't been together in months, weeks.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, weeks, weeks. Can I take this off?

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  It's like, for some reason, distracting.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Leave it on. You're a bull.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, but, okay.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  It's actually aligned perfectly, because right above the tail is your face, and that's where that should be.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  So what happened this night?

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, well, let's talk about the cruise in general.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Adam Devine, Anders, and Blake did a cruise called This Is Important Cruise.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes. And, um, all I did was, um, the only person I saw mostly was Schwarzen.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Nick called me a bunch.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we ate a lot, and then sometimes Eric Griffin would show up.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  And we'd be like, oh, fuck, because I have to pay for it.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  When you're eating. When you're, when you're eating.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  He shows up, you have to pay for it? You're like, oh, my God, here goes the pill.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute. It wasn't free?

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  I would pay a thousand dollars.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  It wasn't free on the cruise?

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  No, because you have to pay extra for the good stuff.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before the cruise, I'll tell you this. Get this out of the, get this out of the way, okay?

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  My, my dog dies, right? Right?

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Your dog died.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. You say, what?

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  I love you and I'm sorry.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  I love you, I'm sorry, my empathy, this and that, right?

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  It broke my heart.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Andreas, nothing.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  You did nothing?

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Nothing. Carlos, nothing.

• 3:59Speaker 05

  I meant to say, how tasty.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  And then! How, what?

• 4:03Speaker 05

  How tasty was it?

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let that sit. Let, let, let us ponder that, right? No one say a word, okay? And I'm gonna answer that question.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  It's aging right now.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm gonna answer that question right now. Very tasty.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Very delicious. Very good.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so. We didn't know. I know, and then, McCon, right? Asking for money.

• 4:34Speaker 05

  For the polar plunge.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right, yeah.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, asking for money.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Did you end up giving him money?

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I refuse. I refuse, cause my dog died.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry, your dog, yeah.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let's talk about the cruise and the dog, cause the girls aren't gonna talk about the dog.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm taking this off.

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  I like it when it's on. Take it off.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll keep it on.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  Keep it on, it's really funny.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Alright, okay.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  It's sweet looking. You're a bull. I'm a matador.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm a matador. Alright, so, on the cruise. Couple of nightmares happened.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  What are they?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  On the cruise.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  What are?

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, I show up on the boat, and then Nick goes, "So, you know, you're doing two shows." You know this, right?

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  He told me.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Well, yeah, just five, 10 minute spots at these, like, showcase." Really, you know, like the Comedy Store.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  He thinks he's at the store on a cruise.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think it's gonna be 12 guys on a lineup. "Oh, you're up at 9:45 to fucking 9:55." You know what I mean? And Nick goes, "No, you're headlining a theater."

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they give you money to play a show.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  I had no idea.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I got off the boat.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  You left the boat.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  I got right, I got right off.

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  And I'm calling people, I'm like, "I, I, I, I, you know what I mean?"

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  You're calling your agent, I can't, this, no.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I gotta take that back.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  I didn't sign up for this.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  I didn't sign up.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  You literally did sign up for it.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I didn't know.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, you, okay.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so when you don't know, you don't know.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, like, it's like the war in Iran right now.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  I, we do know.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we don't know what we don't know.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  We kinda.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  We don't know why we're in.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  We don't know why we're going!

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  I can give you some hints.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, but we're not a political show.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we don't wanna talk about it.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  It's the same things, Iran, I don't know what, I don't know why we're doing. (singing) Hey! Okay.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  That's subliminal enough.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  We don't know why.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  We don't know why.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we do.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  So I get back on the boat, because I guess I have to do it contractually. And then, um.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you already said yes. You signed up. They paid you.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Right. So we go to, um.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  I go to the first show. Yeah, packed. Theater. It's a fucking theater.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  Sold out.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  But it's rocking back and forth. I don't know if you know this.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Mid show, you're in, it's wavy.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  You're in the middle of the ocean!

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  All right, I didn't know.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  You're doing, you're doing stand-up like this, dude. It's insane.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you had fun.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Physical too, right? So you're doing double things. You're balancing and doing physicality.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Double duty.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Double duty.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Double duty, baby.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I have to say, right, that that first show, fucking crush.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  It was incredible.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  One of the best shows you've ever done.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Probably.

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, I get off, I'm like, oh shit.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm a cruise comic now.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. You know what I mean? I, this, I could do this forever.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Bobby on the high seas?

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on the high seas, right? And then the second show happens two days later.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  The same people come.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  Same show?

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  The same exact people come.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  No. How many people are on the boat? Thousands, right?

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  All I know is this, the first eight rows that I could see, it was the same eight rows in the first.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  Wearing the same clothes?

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  No, but I know their faces and stuff. Because you, you run into them on the ship.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know everybody.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Hey Jim, hey Cliff, Samantha, how was the little pool pool? Or whatever.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  The pool pool?

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Tanya! You know, you do, yeah. Right? People are gambling.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  People, come on over, play blackjack. Okay, Frank, Nicky?

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay, Frank and Nicky.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Nicky.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's wrong with Frank?

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  They were on the boat.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Nicky?

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Same show.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Same show, right? I go up there, right? One minute in, ask anybody that was there. Silence.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Tanking.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Tanking.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why?

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  I'd seen it already a day before.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  But how much time did you do?

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Forty-five minutes.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  You're sinking.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, you, yeah.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was sinking.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  It was bad.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was Titanic for me. Then three minutes in, I was like, I just stopped the show.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  You didn't, you acknowledged it.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I had to.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  You had to be like.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  I stopped, I go. Everyone's heard this before, right? The whole audience goes, "Yeah." And I go, "Well."

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  You're just gonna see it again. What else, you know what I mean?

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  You did this same act again.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I started doing jokes, like, so it was. So in the first show, there was like three of my pretty good jokes that I completely forgot to do.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  From your special?

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  From my special.

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I put it, I put those back in, those killed. And then I would go back into these, other jokes. And start bombing again.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  Because they already heard it. They didn't laugh again, even though they heard it.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  And, and here's, dude.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  The photo was incredible, you sent me your dog. What is it with you guys taking pictures of dead things? It's like he does, dad's dead, sends me a photo immediately. His dog dies, sends me a photo immediately.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the photo of the dog is.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  It's so sad.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  It's beautiful.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  It's beautiful, yeah, yeah.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  Because they wrapped him up in a little like swaddling, like in a manger.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  He's like a little baby Jesus.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Baby Jesus, yeah, so, um.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  Bojo.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I, um.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  Bojo?

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  No, it was Remy.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  It was Remy.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So anyway, um. I continued to bomb, and, um.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  You're bombing bad.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Bombing bad. And I just take my clothes off.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, you know how I do it.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  There's always an answer.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  There's an answer to every problem.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  There is.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  And when that problem is tough enough. You take your clothes off.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Took off your clothes.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's an adult cruise, and you got a great body now, because thanks to.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Life in prison, right, first day, right? Take your clothes off.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Take your clothes off.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Don't fight the biggest guy.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Problem solved.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Take your clothes off.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Right, you accept. Right, and you get stretched.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  And you got stretched.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  I got stretched out.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  So you killed on the second show because you got naked?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  I bombed. No, the first show, killed. Second show, I had to survive.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  And you did?

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  You fought and survived?

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Although, I had to do bingo night.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Naked?

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  No. Bingo night was fun, because I did it with Griffin, and I decided to do, you know, my prayers.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  For Thanksgiving.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  And I, so I told the whole audience, probably 250 people there, all right, get on your knees, right? Everyone, right?

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  And you did a prayer?

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  And I took the mic, and I did the longest prayer about the ocean, and how about the sea dwelling? You know, we can't even go deep enough.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, because it's the mystery, we haven't even discovered the species down, you know what I mean? And went on and on and on. It was so fun. Well, that was fun.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  So you killed?

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Killed that, and then, so, um, this photo, let's go back to this photo.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this photo for the people at home.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  So there's this thing.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  Two wonderful women are there. One of them's wearing lingerie, so it seems.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  Uh, and this is where? This after hours?

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what are you zooming at my hand for?

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  He just wants to.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  It's above the waist.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  The positioning is right.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the positioning was very el correcto.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  So give us this, these two young ladies that are on the boat with you.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, this is the night I bombed.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Is that the captain?

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  That's the captain on the left?

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's the captain of the ship.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  She drove the boat.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  And then one on the right is the...

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  We, we, we hit three icebergs.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  There's four.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  We barely survived.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's four icebergs there.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. So what, I'm, so that, I don't know if you, have you never been on a cruise ship?

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Never, I won't. Yeah.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, also, I'm gonna pitch you.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Bad Friends Cruise Show.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna do it.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so fun.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna be on a boat.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  It's so fun.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  All right, I'll do it.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm telling you right now, at the end of the day, I'm glad I went.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  It was worth it.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, it was so worth it, because you, you're, you know, you're with all your friends.

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  And that area is called the Haven, so it's like, you know, we're, you know, separated from everyone.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're in your private?

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  It's like, it's, so it's, it's like eight luxurious, you know what I mean?

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Cabins?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Cabins.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  And in the middle of it is a pool, steam room, jacuzzi, open 24 hours, and 24-hour catering.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Just for you.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Not for me.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  Comics.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Just for the comics.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I mean, Griffin was down with everyone.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  No, was he really?

• 12:47Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Griffin was down.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  So you invited these two friends to the haven and he couldn't get up?

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  He couldn't get to the haven.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never saw him in the haven for one time. He was complaining the whole time.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  Now, how did these girls get into the haven?

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea. But I was just sitting there and, um, after I bombed.

• 13:07Speaker 06

  With their wings.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 13:10Speaker 06

  With their wings.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  They got into the haven.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  They seem like they had passes.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  God, dude.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, when you're... For your birthday, dude? You're on. Yeah. I don't know how, you know, I think it was the manager of the boys that parked them up.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Just sitting there, they go, can we take a photo? Let's do a funny photo. How about, you know, we, you know, the breast thing? And I'm like, alright.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Very funny.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  So I did a funny eye thing.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  And I never saw them again.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  You never saw either of these women again?

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  But this photo got on the internet. It's a great photo.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you look good, they look good.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:49Andrew Santino?

  This looks like a fun night.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I mean, it was.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  You killed it.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  It was a, it was a fun experience. And then we went to Mexico and we, me and Eric went to a little...

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  You went to Jalisco?

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Taco, we got tacos in a little restaurant, walked back.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  And then you turned around and came back?

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  We came back and then, um, went straight to Philly, yeah.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  This guy, let's give it up for this guy.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  And I want to ask you a question as a friend and as a comrade. Okay? And as a brother.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  And as a...

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Search.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  A search what?

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  You're searching.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Lover?

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Is this, is, I can say this. I did a scene on a show and my scene was opposite Stavros.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Funniest, great actor.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  One of the funniest guys alive.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Killing it.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I, you know what I mean? In the scene, there was a lovely actress, you know what I mean? Sitting on my lap and we're having a conversation. In between takes, right? I look at the actress and I go, "Excuse me, can I smell your armpit?" And she goes, "Yeah."

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  So I smelled it and the staffer goes, "You can't do that!"

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why?

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  I just wanted to know!

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  In the middle of the scene?

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  No, it was between.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that you can't.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Middle of the, if it's in the middle of the scene.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't in the scene.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  It wasn't a part of the show?

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's an interesting move.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I asked, no, no, hold on a minute.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  What were you?

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  I asked the question.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  Can I smell your armpit?

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  I go, may I, I said, may I?

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Do you, do you think that she smelled?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  As a joke, I go, may I smell your armpit, as a joke?

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  As a bit.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  As a bit?

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a bit.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, yes, you can. So what? And then Stavros goes, you can't do that!

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  And you did.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  I did it.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  And, and did that cause a rift?

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  It was fine.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  But my point is, is that, what do you think?

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  I think you shouldn't have done it.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  I, why, you know what? I support you always.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, but why?

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  What, why do you?

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  It's not a...

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  What did you need to smell her armpit for?

• 16:04Speaker 06

  Would Andrew have done it?

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  In a million years, no.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  In a million years, no, but we had already, we've already hung out. I knew her, right?

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, was this a flirtatious?

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't a flirt, she's married.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was just a joke, I was like, because she was, it was right here, I go, can I smell your armpit, may I smell your armpit?

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay, to your credit, she's sitting on you, you're in the scene together.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  Her arm is around you.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  They say cut, right? They're setting up a different thing, but like, don't move, because we're just doing a little adjustment.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  You want to know if she's, what, you want to just...

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't, that wasn't even in the thinking anyway. It was just something like, as a joke, I go, hey, can I smell your armpit?

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  Did it get a laugh?

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  She laughed.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  She laughed.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  That's fine, it killed.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  She laughed. Stavros goes, um, you can't do that.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  He's jealous. That's a pure case of jealousy.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  That's how I would like to be able to smell her armpit, but I can't.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why can't we smell things?

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  We should be able to.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  I think that's, huh?

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  We should.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  If you ask nicely.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  If you say, may I?

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  And you said, may I smell?

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  May I smell?

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  She gave you one big huff?

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  What did it smell like?

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Purity.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  Purity.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Purity as an essential oil. Like an essential oil.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  Though you had a lot of fun. The last couple of weeks, you've been cruising.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  My dog died.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  You got, you got three more. Couple more dogs.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  It was the worst.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  It was awful.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  It was awful.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  It was awful.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Bring the girls in.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  Bring the girls.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:21Andrew Santino?

  I feel bad that the dog died. Broke my heart. Wow. Look at this, for Fancy's birthday. And you guys wanted to sing your song that you guys wrote.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. In Spanish, so, and you've been rehearsing it. Last night, I was, they were watching the Harry Styles thing.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  Who wasn't?

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  Uh, who wasn't?

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  Is that what that line is for on Melrose? Is that for Harry Styles? Do you know what I'm talking about?

• 17:44Speaker 07

  Oh, um, the, he likes watching you, something?

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  Look up line in Los Angeles on Melrose. I thought, I, somebody told me it was for Harry Styles, but there's been a line for like four days straight. What's going on? A, a line on the streets of Melrose for Harry Styles? Is he releasing an album, like signing or something?

• 18:02Speaker 07

  He already released, um, his new album, but it's on Netflix, too.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay, look at this. Fans line up overnight for LA, for Harry Styles' LA pop-up. They were, dude, it was around the block.

• 18:13Speaker 07

  Cause it's Harry.

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  But you just waited outside to do what? Just to, he's not there.

• 18:18Speaker 07

  He's not there. But maybe merch?

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Maybe merch.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Maybe merch.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so sing Fancy be the song.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, so last night they were watching the Harry Styles thing, and then I heard them say, well, I know that it's Andres's birthday.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Let's write, you know what I mean, a song for his birthday, and, and I heard them rehearse it.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear it.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  And I can't wait to hear it, so.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  Ready?

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I know that, Esa, you start off with the first verse, right? So, um, let's go.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  Let's go.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm excited. I'm so excited. Happy birthday, by the way. Here we go, here's your present.

• 18:45Speaker 07

  Happy birthday to Andres. Mi amor. Mi amor.

• 18:56Speaker 07

  We love you. Happy birthday, eh, eh.

• 19:03Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Now, you guys rehearsed that for how many hours?

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  About three hours, about three hours.

• 19:07Speaker 07

  Three hours.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  It's a long.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  She wrote, eh.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  You wrote the yeah.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She sat down and wrote it. It was beautiful.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, I want to give you, uh, we should give Andres his gift. We bought him, uh, you guys know, he's been wanting a new car for a long time.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:21Speaker 07

  You got him a car?

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  We decided.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  We decided.

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna get a Tesla.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  A Tesla, yep. Oh my gosh. Mm-hmm.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  But we got you a Cybertruck. Is that okay?

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  That's fine. But it's a toy one, right? There you go. There you go.

• 19:33Speaker 06

  Thank you guys.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  That cost, you know how much that cost? $4.95.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  So, happy birthday.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday dude.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  And your daughter can go right here in the back.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  In the back.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  Beep beep, right in the back of the cyber truck.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 19:44Speaker 06

  Thank you guys.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  And if you look inside, it's one of his androids, his new robot. Yeah, yeah, he's in the other, he's in the other one, right, yeah, yeah. It's great. Yeah, yeah.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  Here you go, man.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, happy birthday dude, happy birthday bud. Okay.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  What a good song you guys sang.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what a great song, guys, yeah.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you both look.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Both look like you might be.

• 20:04Speaker 07

  Latina?

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  Latina, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  You might be.

• 20:07Speaker 07

  That's a compliment. Mm-hmm.

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  You more than you, though.

• 20:10Speaker 07

  Issa?

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because the style is right. Well, she put all the effort, she did the whole thing, you barely did it.

• 20:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, Issa also is wearing more of a Spanish clothes, yeah.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Traditional, Spanish, yeah.

• 20:19Speaker 06

  Rudy's.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  You're more like, um, you're like more like Hollywood, what a Mexican would look like, and like, dances with wolves-y.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  You're more dances with wolves-y kind of a native, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  She looks like she buses tables at Casa Vega.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Casa Vega, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hims, I love Hims because they take care of all my needs.

• 20:38Andrew Santino?

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• 20:38Bobby Lee?

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• 20:48Andrew Santino?

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• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  You shouldn't have to go out of your way to feel like yourself, Andrew, right?

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

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• 21:12Andrew Santino?

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• 21:26Bobby Lee?

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• 21:33Andrew Santino?

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• 21:37Bobby Lee?

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• 21:39Andrew Santino?

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• 21:50Bobby Lee?

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• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  And I'm going to the Orange Gala for redheaded people, and I got myself the cashmere v-neck. I do love the cashmere v-neck.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  It is beautiful. Thank you to Quince for sending us beautiful 100% Mongolian cashmere. It's the same stuff that luxury brands use, but guess what?

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 22:20Andrew Santino?

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• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Quince works directly with top factories and cuts out the middleman. You're not paying for brand markup or fancy retail stores, just quality clothing.

• 22:41Andrew Santino?

  That's right. These tees in 100% Pima cotton and European jersey linen. I'm telling you, they're versatile pieces you can wear with anything. You know, you make a wardrobe, work from season to season, whether you're layering, whether it's hot out, which is common, it's good weather's coming on the way, or, you know, you want something to bundle up because you still have a couple more weeks of winter left here.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, the Oxford shirt I'm gonna wear is, I'm gonna wear my own old jeans with it, but it looks really good. I'm gonna tuck it in, putting a belt on it. It looks really good.

• 23:08Andrew Santino?

  It's new and old together.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  Right? That's our, that's the show, basically, new and old together.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, who's new?

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:15Andrew Santino?

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• 23:24Bobby Lee?

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• 23:36Andrew Santino?

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• 24:02Speaker 00

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• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  Girls, talk about the dog. We're sorry about the dog.

• 24:10Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 24:11Andrew Santino?

  Who who found the dog? You were out of town.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I was here.

• 24:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it died when you were.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  So what hap- yeah.

• 24:17Andrew Santino?

  I thought you were gone when the dog died.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I was here. I was there. Didn't cry at all.

• 24:22Speaker 07

  What?

• 24:23Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Didn't cry at all.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 24:26Speaker 07

  You didn't cry?

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't cry at all.

• 24:29Speaker 07

  You were sobbing.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  You were wailing.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Like a black person at a funeral.

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  Why'd you take my baby? That's crazy.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I was doing like rolls.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  So you were shocked. You were numb.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  So this is what happened.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  Confused.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What happened was, um, so Remy is a dog that we've had for, I don't know, 15 years.

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be a long time.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  12 years.

• 24:52Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  And one of the fires, he was left at a, um, a pound, not a pound, what do you call it?

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a pound.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  A pound, yeah. And they said, you know, they had such an influx of animals coming in that Remy was one that they were gonna euthanize, right? So Kalila and I went and got, picked up Remy and we, as a, um, a foster dog.

• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And we would give Remy to a family. That dog would run away from that family.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Come back to you.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  And run toward our house.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  In our direction.

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  That's cute.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he did that twice.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  So we kept him.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we had to keep Remy.

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  And Remy is, um, what a beautiful dog he was. And, um, so on Friday, um, he was at, cause he, he, he sometimes stays at our house and then sometimes at Kalila's house.

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  And at this time, he was at Kalila's house and, um.

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  She killed him.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  I knew it. I knew it.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  She strangled him to death.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  She strangled him to death.

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  I knew it. I saw that coming.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  So he died at her home?

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, no, no, no. Go ahead.

• 25:58Speaker 07

  She told me when I was babysitting there, like, oh, I think Remy's telling me that, um, it's time.

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 26:06Speaker 07

  And he was just, she was just crying and Remy was just like, he couldn't even move anymore. He couldn't pee like on his own.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  It breaks my heart.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  And, and he couldn't, um, yeah, he wouldn't eat. And then, um, she just called me. She's like. She goes, I go, can we do it Wednesday?

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  Can he die Wednesday?

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, can we do it Wednesday?

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Can we settle the death for Wednesday?

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Like, not tomorrow.

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can we do Wednesday?

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  I'm free Wednesday.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because Thursday I have therapy.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  You've got stuff to do.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  So that I can process it.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Let him die on Wednesday.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and she's like, tomorrow.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta go.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  So we go to Kalala's house and the whole process is weird. Number one, you know, I've never... The seven animals that I have are the first animals I've ever bonded with. I love them so much and I spend a lot of time with the animals, you know, and I... So I don't know what the process is like. So we're at the house and... Why is it so quiet in here?

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  We're listening to you.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, a lady comes over, right? And she's very...

• 27:17Speaker 07

  He starts flirting.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why did she have to be so hot?

• 27:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, she went in.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 27:26Speaker 07

  She was so pretty.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  The nurse that came over?

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god!

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  That came by.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  It was like, that's my wife.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean...

• 27:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, and immediately he started making jokes. He's... And everyone just like looked at him weirdly.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but she was beautiful. And you were in a time of need, you were stressed. I understand this.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was like doing...

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  He was vulnerable.

• 27:46Speaker 07

  No, but we were crying and then he was like...

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  He was crying as well, but he was crying for pussy. He was crying for hell.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was doing like, hey, grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartlett says, hey, we have a name to have you. You have a grasshopper, well, Steve, or whatever the fucking joke is.

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  You got it.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was like...

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  You got it, that was it.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever the joke was.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  Home run.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was doing that and then, um... Then she gets serious and she's like, um, this is the process. Do you know what the process is like or no?

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't, I'm sad to not know yet.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Do you want to know or no?

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  I guess, yeah.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um, there's two shots.

• 28:18Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  Two gunshots?

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Yeah.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  One seems like enough for a dog.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  One to the... One to the head? One to the heart, one to the heart, one to the head.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  Wow! Couldn't you just do one?

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  I mean, tough dog.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  I was semi...

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  Remi was a tough dog.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tough dog.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  Two shots.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  And he was still going, "Mwah!" He was still like, he was hanging in there, he was hanging in there.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  Two shots.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Two shots.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so the first shot's full of Valium, other things, sedatives, you know what I mean?

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Make it feel nice.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  To calm.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  Make it nice.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, and he did a face like, hmm, you know, like one of those.

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  He was at peace.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  At peace. And then, uh, the second shot is the thing. And then, um...

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  That was it?

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, I'm not done.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sorry.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck, bro?

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Sorry about that. I assumed the second shot was kinda...

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  That's not the end. It's like an 824 movie. All right, sometimes the ending, it just goes off. Like, you know, Lord of the Rings, the third one?

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  It's a little too long.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  It should have ended when, you know what I mean, they all bowed to the hobbits. Remember that? You know what I mean? No, no, you don't bow, we bow, and everyone bowed, and then, you know, you're crying. It should have ended there.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  But that's not what this movie's about.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  It's not what happened.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. This movie is gonna continue, and it's not gonna have a point.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Got it. I'm logged in.

• 29:35Speaker 07

  He had to do a speech.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  When?

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  When Remy died.

• 29:39Speaker 07

  Yeah. You said you wanted to do a speech, and that's when the vet was like, okay, you can do your speech.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it wasn't a speech, Juliana. I went up to Remy, I whispered something in his ear. That's not a speech.

• 29:51Speaker 07

  You...

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  What did you whisper in his ear?

• 29:53Speaker 07

  But you were making a big deal out of it.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's dead. It's a big deal.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  What did you whisper in his ear?

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, this is pissing me off. This is... Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  This is...

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Was the vet still there?

• 30:09Speaker 07

  Yeah. The whole time.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  This is pissing me the fuck off right now, dude.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  I knew what was going on.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  This is... No, you don't know what's going on. They're lying!

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like they're telling the truth.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

• 30:18Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  They're pan-bonding it. Don't pan-bondy the situation, all right? Down 50%. Now, listen. That's what you're doing. So, check it out, okay? I wanted to...

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  I wanted to whisper something into Remy's ear is what I was doing.

• 30:37Speaker 07

  No, but before that, you had, you were like, can I just say something for everyone?

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  And what did I say?

• 30:44Speaker 07

  You were just like, this dog has been.

• 30:48Speaker 07

  You just did a whole thing and then you just kept looking at the butt.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Liar!

• 30:52Speaker 07

  I'm not!

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Liar!

• 30:53Speaker 07

  I'm not!

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Anyway, I did a speech.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  What did you say in his ear?

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  I think I did a speech. I'm kicking this off. Fucking taking this off. Taking this off, right, I don't care.

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  What did you say in his ear?

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  Sweating, right?

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  What'd you say?

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  I just basically said, thank you. And I love you so much and I'll see you again. You know, when death occurs, like my dad.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  You said the same thing to your dad.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  And I did a selfie.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  When death occurs?

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I believe that when death occurs, it's a weird feeling. I always believe I'm gonna see them again.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  You will.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  I always believe they're still with me, I'm gonna see them again. And so it's almost just like, I'll see you soon. Maybe because I'll die soon, I don't know.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  I hope not.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean either, but you know what I mean, but I just feel like I'm gonna see them again and I don't know, man, that was one of the toughest. We're making light of it and stuff like that, but it was tough, man. It was really hard. I wailed, I wailed.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  When you, you put him in that swaddling picture that you sent me of him in like a bed, it was like a bed? That you made?

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  No, they bring it.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  They brought the bed?

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  And then they take it away or do you want Remy on your property?

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, people bury their animals in their yard all the time.

• 32:18Speaker 07

  No, he's being cremated.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  They live in an apartment.

• 32:20Speaker 07

  I'm gonna get the ashes.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  There's a.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm gonna bring Remy back to my house and bury him in my backyard?

• 32:26Speaker 07

  But you took his hair.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  That's very.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have his hair.

• 32:28Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  But that's not abnormal, people do bury their animals in their backyard.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  But the hair between like the sack and the bub hole, I wanted that hair.

• 32:34Andrew Santino?

  You wanted that, no, yeah.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for some reason.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  You wanted his Nifkin.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  It's not even funny.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  No, it was very good.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  It's not even, it's not even, it's not even, it's not even that funny. You know what I mean?

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  So they cremated Remy? And who's got the ashes?

• 32:46Speaker 07

  I think us.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  I think us?

• 32:48Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  You don't know?

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  You don't know where the ashes?

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do. It's us.

• 32:55Speaker 07

  No, we're sitting up on my chair.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  We just said it, dude.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I got it.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, get with it. Yeah, so, um, no, they bring, no, so they bring their own bed and then they, it's their own blanket and they, flowers.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they just kind of take them away. And he goes, "The bed." You know what I'm tired of, dude? This is, because I didn't post about my dog dying on TikTok or Instagram, right?

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I'm tired of? This is a photo when we first met, that one dog, right? This is the last photo taken together. I fucking hate that shit. But do two months later, the skeleton, you know what I mean?

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  This is two years later. I mean, why don't you keep going with it then?

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Right, why not?

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. My point is, is that it's not something to, I don't want, you know, many people to, you know, go, "Oh, I'm so sorry." I know we're talking about it here on this podcast.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna get a sympathy a lot after this airs, for sure.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  But that's not where, I mean, this is a podcast and, you know, we tell our fans what really is going on.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  You just didn't want the attention.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but to post it, I felt like it was weird.

• 33:57Speaker 07

  Who was posting it?

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Not us. I'm just saying when people do it.

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  He's saying when people lose their dogs and stuff, they post about it.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  They do a thing, they do a video, they set up a camera and they do a thing.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but, um...

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  Ring light and everything.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it was...

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  There it is, first and last photo.

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, first and last photo. Oh, my God. Those, I do cry when I...

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, see, that, some of these are weird because both died, the person and the dog in some of these.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they did?

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that kid died tragically, that one. The dog's still alive.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is it?

• 34:23Andrew Santino?

  The dog is thriving.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  That's terrible.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what? A wonderful run, and you're gonna get another dog again.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm not.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get one.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  Gotta do it.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm down to six now.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Get it up to seven?

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no. Six's good.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  Six is enough?

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have three cats and three dogs. It's a perfect family.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  It's a good number.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  It's a good number and, um...

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna miss most about the dog?

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  About Remy?

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  I love when dogs, um...

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  We have one dog, um, that's a betrayer.

• 34:56Speaker 07

  Ooh, oh, stubby?

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because stub loves everyone.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  So it's not just you?

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you walked in the house, stub would hop on you.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  Best friend.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Best friend, great dog.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? But Remy wasn't like that. Remy's like, no, you're my guy.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Loyal just to you.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Julio's like that too. Yeah, yeah. Goonie's not like that, our cat, our orange cat.

• 35:17Speaker 07

  Goonie's a slut.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Goonie's a slut.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cats are either sluts or they're, or they don't talk to anybody.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, that's why I love Bojo, my white cat, because he only loves me. If I'm laying down, he comes right to my chest and lays there.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Just for you.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Just for me.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  So Remy was like that, and so I had a special bond with him in that way, and, um, I don't know, um, I'm gonna miss him a lot.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Where's the joke?

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Where's your joke, guy?

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  Um, no, I didn't.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that one?

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  I wanted you to get that out.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. You should have a joke there, guy.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I, but your dog died.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Take the hat off.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  I really like it.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Mad homo.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm sad that your dog died.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, it's devastating, and also, you know, I, you know.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  I played with my dog a lot when you told me your dog died.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  Took her outside and went nuts.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Fed her extra treats.

• 36:17Speaker 07

  How old is she?

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  She's eight.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Eight's a good number, though. She's good. She's cruising.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  Good number.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  But she is eight.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  She's not young.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  It's, um, you know, no one ever told, you know, when you buy, when, not buy, when you, buy, when you, when you get a puppy, you're like, you just go, oh! But you just don't, you know, I, I had no idea that you could literally bond with it like it's family.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  And then all of a sudden, oh, it's like my kid, almost.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, it is.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  That kind of connection, right? It's, it sucks.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  It sucks.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  It just sucks, man.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, I think there's millions of people that, ah, that are, oh, well, the fans who have that experience, they know. It sucks, but well, uh, good memories.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  Good memories.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Can I get some towels cleaned?

• 37:04Speaker 07

  Oh my god. I will.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  When was the last time you did laundry?

• 37:09Speaker 07

  Mama, our mom, did laundry two days ago.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  But no towels?

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  No towels.

• 37:14Speaker 07

  I'll do it tonight.

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Will you?

• 37:17Speaker 07

  I will. I will.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  Does that sound real? Well, who, what happens? Do you, you wash, you fold?

• 37:21Speaker 07

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  Just like the old days.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  I've nev- can I guess, can I be honest with you? And this is not a joke, right? I've never, I've never seen them do.

• 37:30Speaker 07

  Oh my gosh.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  This is not a joke.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  You've never seen them do laundry?

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen them do anything.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, the mom does.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Except lay down and watch, you know what I mean? HBO.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 37:41Speaker 07

  You're always in your room, so how could you see us? That's why you never see us.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:47Speaker 07

  You're always in your room.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 07

  So how could you see us?

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Guess what, guy? I'm like Daredevil. Okay? I have seven senses.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  He knows, he knows.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  I have touch, right?

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, Carlos? Right? I have touch. I have vision, right? But I also have hearing abilities, right? And I know what a fucking, you know what I mean? Washer sounds like when it goes off, and a dryer.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  What does it sound like?

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  So when I'm in my room, my other senses don't receive that, those sounds.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  The frequency is not there.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Those frequencies, okay? I'm Daredevil.

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  I ha- I have hypersonic, you know what I mean? I'm like a bat, the echo, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. No fucking dryer.

• 38:30Andrew Santino?

  No dryer.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:31Speaker 07

  Okay, I'll wash tonight.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my senses better feel it.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  My senses better feel it, okay?

• 38:39Speaker 07

  I'll hold it nicely, too.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Like your mom does.

• 38:42Speaker 07

  I will.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Do you know how to do it, in the circular fashion?

• 38:46Speaker 07

  We'll call her to confirm.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  No, it's kinda like that, though. It's like a circular, like, I don't know where they learned it.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  It's great.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Maybe from the islands or something, but it's a beautiful way of doing it.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, when they, on the boat ride over.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause if you fold it standard, like, just fold it like a fucking, you know what I mean? Square? No, no, no, no, no, right? I want fucking circular, perfectly in the fucking, you know, thing.

• 39:07Speaker 07

  I'll ask my mom. We'll call her.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  My favorite is Isa using the fan, like she, like.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  Like it is outside and she's in the middle of a hot summer day in Mexico.

• 39:18Speaker 06

  She's getting into it.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, I love that. Get in character.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  And then we, another thing is we, I showed them the movie, what movie did I show you?

• 39:27Speaker 07

  The Edge of Tomorrow?

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pretty good movie.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  That's a great movie. You guys watch that together?

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  You see it?

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  I watched, uh...

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen that movie?

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, years ago.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  I watched the George Clooney movie this past weekend with my parents, where he's an actor, he's himself, he plays himself.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Is Sandler in it?

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there he is.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  He's his manager.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Good?

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  J. Kelly.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Good?

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was okay. I don't, it's hard. It's just Clooney being Clooney. It's like literally him playing, it's like a narrative is real life.

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  And it just made me think how good it's gotta be to be Clooney. What's that? Oh, what's that? Someone here? Is there a delivery? I tell you, we have another delivery. Another, another birthday gift for you.

• 40:10Speaker 06

  Another car?

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  No, look.

• 40:12Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  Taco Bell.

• 40:14Speaker 06

  Yay!

• 40:15Speaker 07

  I got you Taco Bell, Andres.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  What's the order that you gave him?

• 40:18Speaker 07

  I got beef potato griller, chicken bacon chalupa, large fries, another large fries. But I already ate the fries, so you...

• 40:29Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  You ate both of the fries?

• 40:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 40:32Speaker 06

  That's the best part.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever had Taco Bell?

• 40:37Speaker 06

  Not really. It's not Spanish.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  It's not?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  How is it not Spanish?

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  How is it not Spanish? Taco.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  Taco and Bell.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  And, yeah, there's so many bells in Spain, dude.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a whole country.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  That's where it was invented, I think, the Bell.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Take a bite.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take a bite, dude.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Take a bite. It's so disrespectful. She went out of her way to buy it.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  Take a bite and give us an honest review.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Is that gordita?

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  No, that's a chicken bacon, what did you get?

• 41:01Speaker 07

  Chalupa.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  Chicken bacon chalupa.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  Chalupa, yeah, yeah.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Take a bite and let's see.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:04Speaker 06

  Chalupa, bah.

• 41:06Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you. Coca-Cola, for the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk-takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love.

• 41:51Speaker 00

  For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you. Coca-Cola, for the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk-takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, good, right? Mmm.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  You like it?

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  It's like the homeland.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  No, okay.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  You don't like it?

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, give it to Mccone, he'll eat it. You know he'll eat anything.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  What does chalupa mean? A fried tortilla the shape of a boat with a spicy feeling. But it's made up.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  It's a taco.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  It says right there in Spain and Latin America, it's a small, light boat or canoe.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but isn't that what a taco is? A little, light boat?

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  A little baby boat.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  But a chalupa is...

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  A thicker boat.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  A thicker boat.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  It's a thicker boat.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  It's a fried boat.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fried. I see, I see, I see.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  A fried boat. Like, you were on a chalupa at sea.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:14Andrew Santino?

  You were on a little chalupa.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  I had two chalupas on my face in that photo.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Couple of tortas, huh? Some tortas.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, it means little boat or canoe. How do you not know that? Chalupas. Look, on the horizon, a chalupa. That's what they would say. A little tiny boat.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Also, what I've been doing with, for these girls is, um, I set up...

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  Uh, the VR, um, sandbox? Yeah. Yeah, right? Did we talk about that already?

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  What's the VR sandbox?

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  Get with the program guy.

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  What is it? I don't know what it is.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

  Google me VR sandbox.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  These guys don't know. Sandbox VR. Oh, that's where you guys went and fought, uh,

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Zombies.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  Shoot zombies?

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  I saw that video.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  Was that fucking amazing? Where'd you guys do that at?

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  We did that on La Cienega, like, more Century City. Yeah, that's us.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  Your position looks good, Bob.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, my position's great. Look, yeah, look at my position.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  You know what the funny thing is? He even puts a gun down like a soldier so he doesn't shoot friendly fire.

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  He even knows.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 44:19Andrew Santino?

  He knows he's got to hit his own.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  No, that's how you reload.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  Reload.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  Reload.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  You reload.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  You're reloading a lot there. You're shooting a lot.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  The two girls, the girl I'm seeing and us, and, you know, who got number one?

• 44:31Speaker 07

  You cheated.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  You cheated. You bought the laser gun.

• 44:35Speaker 07

  So, obviously, you'd win.

• 44:37Speaker 06

  It's all teenagers and then this 54-year-old.

• 44:39Speaker 07

  Yeah. Yeah, with the laser gun.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait, so you got the upgrade and they didn't get it?

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 44:46Speaker 06

  Give me all the drinks.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  There's two things going on here that made me mad.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay, yes. Let, let, let, let's do two things, okay?

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  Two things, yeah.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  I cheated.

• 45:02Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I cheated. I, I bought the laser gun.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  Could, did you guys have access to the laser gun?

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  No, me and the girl I'm seeing got the laser guns.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  And she still couldn't win with a laser gun?

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  She took second.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what was the upgrade? You had to pay for the laser?

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they only gave you two upgrades. Like, you're, you're only allowed to have two laser guns, right? So I go, "What do you want?" "Oh, I guess I'll take the handgun."

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  Pew, pew, you know what I mean?

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  So you were, yeah, spraying everywhere.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, spraying everywhere.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  No wonder why. Look at, play the video. Look, look at his stance.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  He's got, the kid's going in.

• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  On the left, on the right, on the left, on the right.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:36Andrew Santino?

  You guys screaming, bumping into each other is the funniest part. That's the funniest.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Screaming.

• 45:40Speaker 07

  It was only her, by the way.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then, let's address the second thing. One 54-year-old. Do you not think I forgot?

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  You don't think I forgot that comment? A 54-year-old, yeah, you know what dude, I'm a child. Okay, I play whimsical games.

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  You do, you have a, yeah, you like that.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  What did we do yesterday that I set up?

• 45:58Speaker 07

  Escape room.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Escape room.

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  Why do you like those?

• 46:02Speaker 07

  It was very fun.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  It was fun.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  Such a white person thing to do.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I set things up. You mean, I'm a guy that plans.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Did you escape? Yeah, we did escape.

• 46:13Speaker 07

  We did.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  Who figured out the escape?

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  Who figured out the escape?

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  Um, the people that work there.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  It's like hand, hand, hand, hand. Right? We didn't do shit.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  They told you.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:26Speaker 07

  Yeah. Bobby, Bobby wasn't the team leader. Yeah. Actually, we did a lot. And then the only thing you were doing was like, I think we gotta take a hint.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  Who took the, stop. Who took the wire?

• 46:46Speaker 07

  Well, I opened the thing.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Who took the wire with the hook?

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Who took the wire and the hook, put it in the hole? And got the key out of contract.

• 46:54Speaker 07

  But you were screaming. Yeah.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay. Who did that?

• 46:59Speaker 07

  You.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  That was complex.

• 47:02Speaker 07

  You were getting angry. You were so angry. You were screaming at her.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Screaming at who?

• 47:07Speaker 07

  The girl.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my date.

• 47:09Speaker 07

  Yeah, your date.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:11Speaker 07

  You were so angry at her.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because she wasn't doing it right.

• 47:14Speaker 07

  She...

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  It's one of those, it's one of those things. Why are you smiling?

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm listening.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, so basically what this situation is, is this, okay? It's like a gigantic fish, kind of like a fish, uh...

• 47:27Andrew Santino?

  Bowl?

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  No, like, yeah, bowl. Gigantic one.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  With levels to it.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  It's like a fiberglass.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  With little tiny holes in it, right? On the bottom is a key, right? You stick a...

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  All right. You stick the little, you know what I mean, metal thing with a hook on it, inside the tiny hole, and then there's another hole, she has a stick.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  All right, she has a stick as well, right? I got it, now you gotta bring your stick, bring your stick over to hook mine, so then I can stick it out and stick it into the other hole, so we can bring it up, so we can get it out of the bigger hole on top.

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  That's all I was doing.

• 48:10Andrew Santino?

  And she couldn't do that.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  We eventually did it.

• 48:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  We eventually did it.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  But you got in a fight about it.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  It's not a fight about it.

• 48:15Speaker 07

  I was screaming at her.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  I go, "You're not doing it right."

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  No, that sounds like a fight.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  That, no, that's just me being a leader.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  Did she get upset?

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's me being Pete Hegseth.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  You're Hegseth?

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm wearing it out, you know what I mean, you gotta be a commander.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  You gotta.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, we did get out.

• 48:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, on time.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  We got out on time.

• 48:34Speaker 07

  Yeah, on time.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of touring comedians, this guy, big tour coming up, announced the finally tour.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  And then I'm done.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Rats.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm done.

• 48:43Andrew Santino?

  You're done what?

• 48:45Speaker 05

  Touring.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  You're done what?

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Done.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  Done stand-up?

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  For a while.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  I stink, that smells like bullshit.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you stink too.

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  No, you stink.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Let me smell your armpits. No, but it looks awesome, you're gonna, this is your first time doing theater tour, I wanted to...

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  I've never done theater tour.

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  I've never done one before.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, I wanted to announce it, I think it's an important moment in comedy, because most times...

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Sweating.

• 49:05Andrew Santino?

  You've never done a theater tour, it's a, it's an amazing...

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  It's my first one.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible, so...

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  I think it's so cool, dude.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, thank you.

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  What are you guys excited about?

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:14Speaker 07

  Coachella!

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  No, you're gonna go, are you, you're not going.

• 49:18Speaker 07

  The two boys going with us.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna fucking go to Coachella.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  I had to buy them.

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  That is embarrassing.

• 49:22Speaker 05

  We haven't bought it yet.

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  I haven't bought it yet?

• 49:24Speaker 05

  No, we have a big bill.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's expensive.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  What is, how much is Coachella to go to? I don't know anything about it.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  These guys?

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  Do, Google, what is a regular Coachella ticket cost right now?

• 49:34Speaker 05

  Well, right now, yeah.

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  What is that, what, do you already know?

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, cuz they're at a thousand right now.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  A thousand dollars a person to go to Coachella?

• 49:41Speaker 05

  Normally, they're five hundred, I believe.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit, that's just a regular admission ticket, I went the third year it existed.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Like, if you and I went, just you and I went, it'd be free.

• 49:51Speaker 07

  Really?

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, just you and I, but you just don't wanna go with just you and I.

• 49:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, but you said you'd get it for me, for my birthday. Birthday.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  Who's the headliners this year?

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't fucking know. I don't give a shit.

• 50:03Speaker 07

  Sabrina, Justin Bieber. Carol G.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  Sabrina Carpenter.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  He's only going with Tesla at the Tesla car.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  Happy birthday.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, dude.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so wait a minute. Which weekend are you going?

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, are you Justin Bieber?

• 50:16Speaker 05

  He's going weekend two.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  So this is the second weekend. So you guys are going to see Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, and who's Carol G? Am I out? Am I gone? Am I stupid? I don't know who that is.

• 50:25Speaker 05

  The Strokes and Interpol.

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  Carol G is bigger than Young Thug?

• 50:28Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  Who's Carol G?

• 50:30Speaker 07

  She's like a Latino artist.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  Why are they putting all these Latino people all over our lineups? Is she playing the Super Bowl next year?

• 50:39Speaker 07

  He's really good.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  Carol G.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Do I get Interpol and Strokes?

• 50:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, you, yeah.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Because we know Paul from, you know?

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  He's like one of the coolest.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  And I love the Strokes, so I mean, that'll be good for me.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Moby will be there.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  What does it feel like to be on the second night there after Bieber? Go zoom into the second night there? What does that feel like to be Yamaguchi, last on the list? That would be Bad Friends if we headlined something.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  We'd be after Mohamed Orban.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:06Andrew Santino?

  And Reardon.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  Despitz and what a more. Gen C, Bad Friends, and Yamaguchi.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Hello, this is Yamaguchi.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Uh, are you still coming?

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Why you put me last?

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, you're first.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, because in Japan.

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  In your country, don't you read backwards, right to left?

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  But still, in our country, if the last name is the last.

• 51:28Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  It should go, it should go Justin Bieber and then Yamaguchi.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. We'll work on it.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  David Byrne, this is really good. Somber, there's some really great stuff.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Royal Otis, Love. You guys are gonna have such a fucking fun time. I'm so happy I won't be there.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  When is it?

• 51:49Speaker 05

  Uh.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  April 11th.

• 51:51Speaker 05

  Seventeenth through nineteenth.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  March, April, March, April, April?

• 51:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, next month, the seventeenth through the nineteenth.

• 51:56Speaker 06

  A month from tomorrow.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  I'm so excited for you guys.

• 52:00Speaker 07

  You have to come.

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome. You gotta go.

• 52:03Speaker 07

  We want you to go. But we want you to go.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Because it's a long drive.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  It's an absolute fucking nightmare.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a nightmare.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I would never, I'd fuck.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Remember that one, dude, that one year? Do you remember that one year?

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  I know we've talked about it before.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  You guys got stuck for like five hours.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's what it was, was is that I, can I say, tell the story again?

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I remember.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you, you, you call, you.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  So I, yeah.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  Called.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  I called my agents and I go, you know, Kalila and the girls want to go to, right?

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, yo, I pay for it, right? Which was, by the way, ungrateful. You guys, do the towels tonight.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  You do the towels tonight, alright? You want to go to fuck in the desert? Towels tonight, dude. All of them folded in a circular fashion, fashion, okay? So anyway, um, my agent goes, yeah, alright, you know, I pay for it, right? And then the day of, Kalila goes, you literally have to be there to pick up the tickets at the box office. And I go, I have to drive four hours into the desert and then drive back?

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  And then she's like, yeah, and I did that.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  And you found out when you got there that you didn't have to do that?

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  Maybe, maybe the best part about all of it, you didn't actually have to.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  I didn't actually have to do that.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  But you should go to this, because you're gonna have a blast with them.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna go see some great bands. Interpol's gonna fucking rip. I mean, think of how many things, there's a lot of bands there that you definitely want to see.

• 53:27Speaker 05

  Moby?

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, so here's the thing. This is the, this is gonna be the first and the last time I go to fucking Coachella, okay?

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  You already went.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  I've never been, yeah, I went to pick up the tickets and I go back, yeah, yeah.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  This is the first time you actually go to Coachella.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go inside, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you right now, I don't care if next year, Harry Styles is gonna be there. I don't give a fuck. I ain't going.

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright? So are you sure this is the year you want to go?

• 53:54Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  For that weekend with Justin Bieber?

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  I know you're gonna love Justin Bieber. You're gonna have so much fun.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna, I'm not gonna see Justin Bieber!

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? He's on the main stage.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm not gonna like physically be around him.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  No, but you're gonna be dancing your little heart out to Justin.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what he, sing me a song.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Baby, baby.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I will be, I will be, I will be, I will be, I will be, I will be.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  Uh, and then the other one I like is, uh, um... If you

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  My mama don't like you and she likes everyone. You're gonna fucking love it. Dude, you're gonna have so much fun. It's like the boat. You thought you didn't like the boat, you got on the boat, you had so much fun on the boat.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  You told me I wasn't gonna like the boat.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  I don't like the boat.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you told me that I wasn't gonna have a bad time on the boat.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  I was projecting.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  You're projecting.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cuz I don't wanna do the boat.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Can I pitch you the Bad Friends boat ride?

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, pitch it.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna catch it, but pitch it.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna be on a boat.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 54:53Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, we'll all be there. The girls, too, right?

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, we're on a boat, okay?

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  On a boat.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  And all of our fans are gonna be there.

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  All the fans are gonna be there.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Yep, okay.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm already

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm already shaken.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good, right?

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm shaken.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  I think my proposal's good so far, right?

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here's the thing.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  All of our fans are gonna be there, on a boat.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  On a boat, okay. All right, you and I will perform, we'll just do two shows, in the main stage.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  One show one night, one show the other night?

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  If it's, if the, if the boat is Sunday through Thursday, we'll do, we'll do a Monday night show and a Wednesday night show.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Is that what they usually are, Sunday to Thursday?

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you?

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's what we did.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Although, when we landed, we saw Chelsea Lynn.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  Getting on the boat.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're like, ours, our next.

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they were doing a boat?

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  The same boat that we were on.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, why, they just flipped these boats, man?

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  They cleaned it so fast, they flipped it, dude.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  Flipped these boats.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  They flipped them, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  I have a better proposal.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm not done with my proposal.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  We take, how about this?

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  We take a flight

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  From LA

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  To San Francisco.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  Our fans can buy tickets on that plane.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  We'll do a little stand-up, it'll be a 45-minute flight.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  We'll get off and that'll be it.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends air flight.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, and then we get to control the lineups?

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  So we'll call our friends in.

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Gillis.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  You won't do it.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Shane Gillis.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Already, no.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  No, we'll call Shane Gillis. You know what, you're right, I'll call Sandler.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  Kevin Hart.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, guys.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Bill Burr.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Bill Burr, yeah, yeah.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  Louis, and I'll go, guys, we gotta do a boat thing together. I get nervous on those things.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to really see your fans.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  I believe in multiple lives, so I do, I'll do it in another life.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  And also, there's gambling.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  I do love gambling.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so there was, there's a casino.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I was playing blackjack all night long. It was so.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  So I do love that. But is it real money, or is it?

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  No, it's real money.

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  So you're actually losing money?

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  You're losing money on the boat. Yeah, I lost about three grand.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, um.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Notable incidents of boat rides, uh, 2025 Carnival Horizon had somebody kill another man. Man over board on the, uh, Morello Explorer. Uh, so November, twice in August, passengers drowned Carnival's new Celebration Key Resort in the Bahamas. Uh, all 2025, passenger died aboard the Carnival Dream.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  This feels like a lot.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  These are old people, no?

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  I would hope so.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  But I don't know.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  What if our fans are old? By the way, we want our fans to come on this boat, but you have to be over 65 to.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  The shows are at 3:30 PM.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'll tell you the negatives, though.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  You'll tell me the negatives?

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Of what?

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you the negatives.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  You tell me the negatives first.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  Boat.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, all right, that's good. That's a good negative.

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good negative.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Boat at sea, trap, nowhere to go.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, they're very good.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Diarrhea, breaks out, sick, something breaks, how do we get off this thing? Middle of the ocean.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, uh.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Pirates.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  What did I just say?

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  I love Jews.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  What, what, what is, what are the negatives? Give me the list of the negatives, because I already feel them.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm scared.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  It, it's, uh, the food.

• 57:50Andrew Santino?

  The food's terrible.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  It's not good.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's cooked on a boat.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  It's cooked on a boat.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Even like, even the fancy Italian restaurant, you may have to make a reservation, it, it's, it's Olive Garden. You know what I mean? It's not good, you know what I mean? And then the teppanyaki, you know what I mean?

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  The teppanyaki wasn't good?

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  Blown away.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  The boat, teppanyaki wasn't good.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  And then there's this thing where it's a 24-hour free, just, you know, everyone's there to eat. Buffet. Buffet, right, and.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  Those are my favorite.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  It is terrible.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  It's bad.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, it is bad.

• 58:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're not pitching it well to our fans.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  No, those are the bad, those are the bad aspects.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so they can, okay.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the good aspect, the good aspect, great spa.

• 58:31Andrew Santino?

  Wonderful spa.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Great spa, great, that, the pool, right, pool's great.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Pool.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Fun?

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  I have a pool.

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  You have a pool.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  I have a pool too, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  You can just go to your pool.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go to your pool. But here's another thing I would like. Another thing that I would like to pitch to you, okay? It's a, um, it's connective tissue.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm listening, I'm listening.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's people that love you, right? Our fans and us connecting in a way, right? It's a very special experience for our biggest fan. Because only our biggest fans will be on the boat.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  So you're saying, because I will say this, all joking aside, I, we adore the fans. We appreciate them so much. I love the fans, I love seeing them. I love it a lot.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  But you're saying the way to really get close to the fans is to make them pay to come on a boat to see us?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  It's not just to pay to get on the boat.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so it's free?

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, you have to pay.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you have to pay. It's them being with us.

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  On the boat?

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  So it's like after a show, it's like going out and sitting in the middle of the audience after the show?

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  But it's wavy. It's wavy too, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna be honest and say this, because I love.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Let's do a vote. Carlos, do it online, whatever we can do, yeah, if people would, if they would come. Let's just see how many people would come.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  You know what this is like?

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  You know when, like when a buddy does coke? And somebody does coke and they come up with like a harebrained business scheme and they're like, you, it's gonna be amazing. And they pitch it to you when they're sober and you're like, I don't know if you should do that chicken shop laundromat you were thinking of.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but sometimes YouTube.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that Chinese guy and that other guy, right? Where like, hey, what do you think of this thing where everyone?

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  Because every comic I know who's been on these cruises, Schwarzen included, just did the exact same thing.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  I wanna do a cruise, we should do a cruise. Schwarzen said the exact same thing.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  He was like, I wanna do a Schwarzen cruise.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  And every other person that's done it goes, I wanna do, I wanna do my own cruise.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  So everyone gets this bug.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because we did it, we had fun.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  You don't know anything about it, that's why I think you should do it.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm not fun.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, that's the truth, right ladies? Who's funner, Tito Bobby or Tito Andrew?

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  You're fun.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  So do a Bobby Lee cruise. And I'll wave from the shore. And there's Andrew right on the side.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  I'll get on the boat with you.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  No you won't. There's no way. That was the thing that we talked about on the boat, me and Nick, like imagine Andrew here, right now.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Why wouldn't I do it?

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  I'd rather do a show on land for the fans.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. It's different. It's a different thing. But anyway, let's move on from it.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  It's the boat.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  And you're trapped.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you guys do it?

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  That'd be fun, right?

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  Fancy would not want to do it. Carlos would do it.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Carlos.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Carlos and Macom would do it.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  Because they could be little bad boys.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  They could roam around looking for girls.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Get every STD imaginable. Yeah, he's fucking a mermaid.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  How'd you get a mermaid?

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  And a siren.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  How about this? If the boat doesn't go far, I could do it.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it didn't go far.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I'll do one here to Catalina. How about that? I'll do a Catalina boat tour.

• 1:01:48Speaker 05

  The ferry.

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  A ferry.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  You want to do a ferry?

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  I'll do a ferry.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  We'll do a ferry.

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm a.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Rowboat. We can rowboat. Yeah, we can rowboat.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Sailboat? Sail with us.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  Come sail away.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  It's come sail away.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Come sail away with me. And then you have to raise the bow.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  No, I just have a legitimate fear of, of.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Or we could do like the ending of Titanic where I'm just on a fucking.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  You're on top, right?

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Floating on the wood.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  And I'm about to die.

• 1:02:11Andrew Santino?

  And I'm just.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's just do that.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  If you can find a more clever way to get our fans together, I am down.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Not a boat, but I would be, I would love to interact with the fans, just not on a boat.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  What do you guys want, want? To interact with the fans.

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  Do you want a Bad Friends boat tour?

• 1:02:28Speaker 07

  That'd be fun.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Shut up the shit, dude.

• 1:02:30Speaker 07

  Yeah, I will.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  How about this? How about we get you two on a boat all the way back to the Philippines?

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Yes, one way.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  But that's it.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we fly back.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we fly back.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  We send you and then we fly back.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  Now, I, we, we could, you could convince me.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  There is ways. There is ways.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  To do a boat.

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  You could convince me if it was, if it was, if it was a short trip and it was, yeah, you could convince me.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's the shortest trip that we could do, Carlos?

• 1:02:59Speaker 05

  Going to the Philippines.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Sailing to the Philippines takes four to eight weeks or more.

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be pretty tough.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Imagine, imagine.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  That one, that one's gonna.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Imagine. Imagine. Andrew's just in a cabin.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  And they can't get me off the hook because I'm swinging.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  Imagine.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Wait, let me say something.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:18Andrew Santino?

  I would, I would shoot a TV, a reality TV show of you and I and them taking a boat to the Philippines. That I would do. That would be fucking hilarious. We'd have to live on the boat for how long?

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  Four to eight weeks.

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  I could do that for four weeks.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Just us four?

• 1:03:38Speaker 05

  You have to speed.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, it'd be with other people. We'd be going to the Philippines. It'd be a lot of like, buck, buck, buck. Everyone's going to the Philippines.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but like, our fans too can buy tickets?

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  Why would the fans and the tickets? It's just for us, for us to go to the Philippines.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a connection with my fanbase.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry that I'm grateful for their, their love.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  This is good. Turn up the gas.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  This is good.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm grateful. I'm grateful to them. You know, some people aren't. Some people are.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Watch. Some people are.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  That's what they're doing it for. Am I not right?

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  It's the reason I do it.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Don't get angry. Are you angry?

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  No, no, look at me, Dwight. Are you angry?

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm too tired to be angry.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. You tired, bud?

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm so tired.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  I was with my parents for two weeks straight.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right. How were they?

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  That was great. We spent time in Arizona and we did that whole thing. Then I brought him back here to LA. The problem is when people come into town, you have to do things all the time. There isn't a day that's off.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  I bet you all your hard work with your parents, that they're grateful?

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they are.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  I bet at night, they, they think to themselves, what a great son that we have.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  I hope so.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we're grateful for his effort.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  I hope so.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we love him for, him playing ahead, right? And all the things that our son does for us. And we're willing to do anything to make our son happy.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  And then the very next day, they called because they couldn't log into Apple TV and we yelled at each other on the phone for 15 minutes.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  He's like, why can't I type my fucking name in the goddamn Apple TV?

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Is that what your dad did?

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and then I had to FaceTime. I had to FaceTime with my mom so I could watch what he was typing. And he incorrectly put the password in three times. Instead of just doing backspace, he cleared it every time. So he had to redo it every fucking time.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  Lovely people.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  I love him so much.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  So, you know.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  But the stress of family is hard.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  It's hard.

• 1:05:33Andrew Santino?

  Especially if it's not having blood.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that not hard? Is the stress of family hard?

• 1:05:37Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. For me, it is. It's a weight.

• 1:05:42Speaker 07

  I'll clean the towels!

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not what I was saying.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  That's necessary.

• 1:05:45Speaker 07

  I will.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was saying.

• 1:05:46Speaker 07

  I'll clean your room.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  You haven't cleaned it yet?

• 1:05:49Speaker 07

  Not yet.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  I told you to clean it.

• 1:05:51Speaker 07

  Because we had to go here!

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we had to come here.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, that's right. Okay.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, we didn't give Fancy any airtime whatsoever.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about Fancy and his... Can I just... I'll be honest with you. I swear to God, on my mother's life.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I shouldn't say that.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  On her left half, because you can hear her.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On my mother's right ear.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  All right? When I was on the boat, some guy pulled me aside. He goes, "You know what makes the show?" And I go, "Me and Andrew?" And he goes, "No, Fancy."

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  He's right.

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "He makes the show. He's the bind." "He's the adhesive." Without that, I don't think it'd be...

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  Carlos or McCon?

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Never mentioned their names. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I swear

• 1:06:36Speaker 06

  Best middleman.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  To God, that's what he said to me. All right? What'd you say?

• 1:06:41Speaker 06

  Best middleman.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  Best middleman.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Best middleman.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know.

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  He said best middleman.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I just don't... Say it again?

• 1:06:50Andrew Santino?

  Best middleman.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  No, say it again.

• 1:06:53Speaker 06

  Best middleman.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Best middleman. Okay, good.

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  Do you have anything to say for your birthday? Do you feel good? Do you feel older?

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  You have a speech, or?

• 1:06:59Speaker 06

  I've no... Yes, I have a speech.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:07:02Speaker 06

  I feel so loved.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.