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• 0:02Speaker 00

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• 0:24Andrew Santino?

  Our studio smells like poop and we walk in.

• 0:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, twice I walked in because I had to go to the bathroom and it's.

• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it but the poop would the smell was before that.

• 0:32Bobby Lee?

  Before I smell the poo, then I smelled my own poo, came back, more poo.

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  More poo.

• 0:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's it's worse than the poo that I had, the real poo.

• 0:39Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 0:39Bobby Lee?

  There's a pipe that broke.

• 0:40Andrew Santino?

  There's a pipe.

• 0:40Bobby Lee?

  And then you guys gaslighted us saying that, oh, there's no smell.

• 0:43Andrew Santino?

  No smell.

• 0:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, this is, okay, well.

• 0:46Andrew Santino?

  They had a meeting before and they go, tell them we don't smell anything.

• 0:50Bobby Lee?

  What is going on? Is there a leak?

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Something broke. You can't, none of you can smell that.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  I can smell it from here.

• 0:55Andrew Santino?

  That, dude, I said it three times.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good. We have the same senses.

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  You guys are gaslighting us.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  You did smell something.

• 1:02Bobby Lee?

  It's not a famous thing, dude. This is wood.

• 1:04Speaker 03

  No, you all got, no, no.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  I can close my eyes. I know the senses.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  You got a nose job, obviously.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  This is wood.

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, this is glass.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  This is glass.

• 1:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  This is ceramic.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  That's a wall. I can see. I can, all my senses are working and I smell poo.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  Smelling poop in the air typically means you're inhaling volatile compounds, hydrogen sulfide. So.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God!

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  We're inhaling, this is our studio, is hydrogen sulfide.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get out of here, dude.

• 1:27Speaker 03

  You have aeroparticles, apparently.

• 1:29Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, we do need to get out of this.

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get out of the studio.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  It's enough.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  That's the, that's the final.

• 1:33Andrew Santino?

  That's what it is, microscopic fecal particles, aeroparticles.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  I think you have phantom odors, though.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  No, brother.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Maybe it's the odor that Lindsey Graham left.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  All my villains are dying. Yeah, yeah. Mitch McConnell is in the hospital. It's my penguin. The Riddler died. That's my Lindsey Graham. My MCU is fucking fucked.

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  There's a, there's a, there's a theory that they, that Mitch McConnell is dead and they killed Lindsey Graham to cover up more time.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  No, but they did, they posted a real photo with her, him and the China lady.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  AI.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Did you see the photo, though?

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  It looks AI to me.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Doesn't it look AI-ish?

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  That's AI.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  Look at that. That's not even a real, they're not in the room together.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no way.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  Those are two separate photographs that they meshed together.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty good AI, though.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Who's the guy in the back under all the blankets?

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Who's holding up the pillows?

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is true.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Stop it. That's crazy.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy. He's alive, though.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  That's what they say.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't think he thinks, I don't think he knows he's alive, but he's alive.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  As of now.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  It's, well.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  As of now, he's alive.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  If this show does anything.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  If this show does anything.

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  And it comes in three in a row.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  It comes in three in a row.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  What's the third, then?

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Maybe the man on top. That's all I can say. The man on top.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute. You know what?

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  You know who I.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Not that I want, yeah.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  You know what I did the other day, by the way?

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  You know what I did? I, I saw like a podcast clip about somebody, Joel McHale was talking about some of his craziest guests on, uh, who's it, Dan Patrick Show? And he brought up Danny Badidouchi being one of the worst guests on the soup. I thought he passed away. Didn't you think he wasn't alive?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know who that is.

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do. Bring up Danny Badidouch.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love him.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  What was he on? Partridge Family? What was it? Zoom in. Yeah, Partridge.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Partridge Family.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  I thought he passed away.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  God, 1974. He's still alive.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  That's me.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, redheads, you guys survive for a very long time.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, dude. Do we?

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like wildfire or something.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Don't say anything fancy. You don't deserve anything right now.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  He was taking shots at me. I bit my lip and he goes, Luna does that all the time. And we tell her, he eat the food, not your mouth or the tongue. I bit my lip.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you think he gets residuals from, uh, Partridge?

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Google that. Gotta be.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, dude.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. What do you mean? They still play? That's gotta be an international show.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  He does still receive residuals.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  Royalties are, are usually small, like 11 cents, he says all the time. If even, if, if it's over a dollar, it's $3.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  From the 70s.

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes I look at my, do you ever look at that, the app? Do you ever look at the app?

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Is this a residual app?

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  There's SAG-AFTRA. You can look at your app and you can see what your residuals are. Watch this. Let me tell you what's coming.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited for this, actually.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  This is real?

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  Residuals.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to see if I'm, well, that's for you.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  Residual.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a thing.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  $30. Friendsgiving. Oh, it's from a bunch of, so it's Five Things I Want. It's all Warner Brothers. This is what we're, this is what was, you never tracked that?

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  No, my thing is to be like, you owe $8 to Karate Ghost. Yeah, I owe, yeah, you owe $14.95 to Mad TV. There's no way I'm getting checks.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're, well, they're not going to you. Yeah, they're going to someone. Someone's got that.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Somebody's got it.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  58 bucks coming in.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Wait, Mad TV definitely still giving you residuals.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. There's no way.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Mad TV is syndicated for sure all over the world. They're playing somewhere in a hut in Indonesia.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  They're cracking up at Mrs. Chang.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  There is no way. Yes, it says. It says yes.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  What? Mad TV cast members and crew still receive residual checks from their contracts. Oh, you probably didn't have your contract.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  I didn't probably have it. Yeah. That's, they have Kristoff Flanagan as, as, her photo is always the one.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Why, why is that, do you think?

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  That was the one I farted in the mouth, remember?

• 5:33Speaker 03

  What?

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  You farted in her mouth.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, remember I farted in her mouth and she cried?

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Famous Bobby story.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it does make sense. If you farted in anybody's mouth, they would cry.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know at the time, though. My instinct said no, but I did it.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't that funny that when we were kids, you could do that to your best friend and that was like a?

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  That's what it was. It was like a fun club, but she cried.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  I told you, I used to put a, I used to.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  It's club behavior.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  It's club. It's inside the.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's in the club.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  Locker room stuff.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Locker room, yeah.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  Uh, basement sleepover stuff. My, my best friend, Sean, I told him, on here, right? He's claustrophobic. I used to put a blanket over him and hold him down. That's like the meanest thing in the world. And he would cry. Stop, stop!

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  When, so when we were in, um, Sac.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  So mean.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Sacramento. Troy, remember Troy?

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my buddy Troy works for the casino. Troy reminded me a story of, um, this guy, Eric Purvis, and when I was a kid, I spent the night at their room, and it was a slumber party. With a bunch of kids.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  Sleepover, yeah.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Sleepover, right? And they drew penises on my face of like, penises.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I just said that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They, they drew things on my face.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  They threw penises on your face.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  And, you know what I mean? And, you know what I mean? Whatever, you know?

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  When I did sleepovers, they draw penises on my penis. Very weird.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  I want to get a tattoo of a bigger penis on my penis. Do you think that'll work?

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, have I said that joke before?

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um, anyway, so I remember I got up and I cried and I walked home.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  How far was the walk, you think?

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  It was like a seven mile walk. Down a dirt road.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  With dicks all over your face?

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with dicks all over my face. I remember, um, Eric's mom drove to find me and I was crying and she picked me back up and drove me home.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  It's too sensitive.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Did she help you get the dicks off your face?

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  I think I had, my dad did it.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Did you, if you gay?

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  Does this mean you gay? Your dad thought that if you dick, you're gay?

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  That's like a star on your sleeve?

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  That they did for Jews, they did that for you. They drew cocks on you if you were gay?

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was all over my face and I just, I remember, why did I make a big deal out of it?

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  Because it's embarrassing.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  It was embarrassing.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  It's not fun when somebody draws a dick on your face. It's fun if everyone's doing it to everyone, but if everyone teamed up on you.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  They teamed up on me and it's like, I, um, also, I don't like getting woken up abruptly.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  You do not.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't. It puts me in a bad mood.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  Or you fall out of a bunk, yeah, and you go to the hospital.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll just, what do you mean?

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  When you fell out of the bed.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fell out and I broke my face. On the Burt Kreischer tour bus.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stuff like that.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  That's cra, that, the fact that that happened on his bus, of course, it's gonna happen on his bus. Like, where else would, didn't happen on our bus?

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  I know. Well, because I got to choose where to sleep.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want bottom bunk.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  You want, you need.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  I need bottom bunk. I'm a little guy, right? And then they, it's like, no, man, they bullied me.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's what we're gonna do at some point in a couple of years. I said we're gonna do one more world tour, bus tour, world tour.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  We are.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go back out and do one more for the kids.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  One more. Remember when we did the KSI show? When we did his, we did his make me laugh show?

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's, um, and they got a, what?

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  Tough.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  It was tough for me because it's like, nothing makes me laugh if it's not you.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  Actually funny.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  It's hard if that.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard to make somebody laugh.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  But this is.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  But I went up there and I I went up on stage and I just do a funny dance.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  Killed.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  And it got everyone to laugh. It's not hard. It's not hard.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  No, but here's where you're wrong. It's because everybody thinks they can be funny.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  You make a noise, you know what I mean?

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  That's funny.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Shannani. You know what I mean? And that's all you have to do to get anyone to laugh. But they had this. They, I mean, one woman pretended to be poo.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, you liked her.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  No, I love the poo girl.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  She was great. That was thought out.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  The weird one that probably isn't going to end up in the episode was an older woman came up and did a southern story about going to a motel with her husband and she had a cane and she threw it. And then I got worried. I said, do you need the cane? And she did need the cane.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  She needed it.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  But it was very strange that she.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  And then the girl after her stole the cane.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  Stole the cane from her.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  And she came up with the cane, which and I wanted her to get the money.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  She did get the money.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, because I forced it.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  You made sure she got the money.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Because she's an open mic'er. I've seen her at open mics. But anyway.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  They they do that. They make sure that the right people get the money because they want to make sure they they go, we don't want to give away. They want to give away money.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  They want to give it to people.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  But it was hard. People didn't have a plan.

• 9:57Andrew Santino?

  You gotta have a.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  They just came out like, hey, what's going on?

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  One guy set up a piece of bread.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  And it fell.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  And it fell and.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  They they.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  KSI laughed.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  They laughed.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  I didn't laugh.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  No, I said they laughed.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Any bread work, I'm not, I'm out.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's not true.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bread work I'd do it.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  That's not true because you said French roll would have made you laugh.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I said croissant.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  Croissant would have made you laugh.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  If it were in France, yeah, that would have made me laugh. But it was like.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Bread's not.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  It was things like that that were happening.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  It just reminded me that we're old.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Maybe we don't have the our finger on the pulse of comedy now.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  No, my finger's on this pulse, making sure my cholesterol. I'm old. We're old people now.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't get it.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  But bread, I guess, is a thing on the.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  It's a thing on the.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  See, bread can be funny. Concept of Gen Z surreal, random meme, reference to money, income, getting that bread. Didn't get any of that.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  And then the tortilla thing.

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, that was funny. You hit you hit he Bobby hit a guy in the face with a tortilla and then he hit him back. But he he hit Bobby so hard, he fell.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  I fell back. It was so I like blacked out for a second.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  He hit you hard.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  You were worried?

• 10:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, I thought like you were gonna like break your back or something.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  First of all, you're supposed to hit him with the tortilla. He used his hand and.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  I got hit. Some of his fingers were in my face.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  That hurt.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  You got assaulted.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got assaulted.

• 11:07Speaker 04

  It was like five minutes in, too.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  It was it was wild.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  It was wild.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  What I would have done is like you audition them first.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  Here's what you would have done. You would have gone on stage and told jokes. That's how you're funny. That's not our world. Trying to make people laugh.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Like stand up?

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're stand ups.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I can still do it.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  That's different, though. You don't. That's clowning. That's actually clowning.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  I can clown around, you know, and do it, but they they just weren't funny people.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Would you be willing?

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yes. I already already, yes.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Because I want to do it.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Let's do it.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  I want to go to clown school. I actually would do a semester at clown school. I'm not kidding. Would you go to France with me and do a semester at clown school?

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  I would do a semester, yeah.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  Because after after I talked to Zach Zucker about it, I was like, this is incredible. I would love to just go. It's like, you know how people go take a college course because they want to learn something? Not from you, fancy.

• 11:55Speaker 04

  You guys would be good.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'd be the best clown.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  By the way, he gets a kid's show out of this?

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  No, but he um, here's another thing I want to do with you.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Hello, neighbor.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Won't you be my neighbor?

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would put um, you know, you've seen those Chinese people wearing the squeaky ducks on their feet and then they whip each other with a harmonica?

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  We I want to do that.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  It's the one of the funniest.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  With mousetraps on the floor. Yeah, I want. I love stuff like that. What is that even called?

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  This, I no, that's.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  That's not. Yeah, it's they whip, whip, they whip each other.

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  Guys with ducks on their feet. Just click on that. It's just so funny that they do that.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's a fun game.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  They beat each other with ducks on their feet.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this, this.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, look at.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  Escape.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  So this guy's blindfolded and they have to walk and he swings at him.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Pause this. This is just in this guy's bedroom, by the way.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  He got his friends over. It was like, come put ducks on your feet.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  This is what we need to.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  I want to do this. This is fun.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  This is funny.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Some people use bullwhips, like white dudes.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Is crazy where they get really hurt. Yeah, we're not going to do that, but maybe a belt or something. Yeah.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  Last night we had a we had a crack. We had Thai food last night. But of course, I make fun of my wife every time she gets tom kha soup.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  It's lemon.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Lemongrass is not it for me.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  I love lemon.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  It smells like wet feet grass. It smells like the studio.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's what it.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  Tom kha, it's lemongrass soup with mushroom. It's I cannot stand it. And to me.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  It's so refreshing to me.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  It just feels like they don't even like making it. Like they get the order and they're like, tom kha? All right. Like they have to get it out. They like making fun stuff. This is this is like soup slop.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  It's also like the taste. It's like, when did fire become a flavor like?

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  Burn.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  It burned. It's an element. Right? It's like, oh, this sandwich is windy or whatever.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, why would you, you know, like, it should not be a flavor.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  No, fire doesn't need to be.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fire, yeah, earthy, earthy muscles. That's never good.

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  What are you eating? A storm.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  A storm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  Meeting a little storm. I see. I can't do it.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Where it's like so hot, like, how is this? Do you like hot shit?

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but not like that. Not like where it's so hot, you can't taste anything.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  Because it I told you, I took my buddies, one of his good friends over to uh, uh, um, in Thai town to um, jit lada.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  You don't know jit lada?

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you say these things. I'm not fancy.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  No, jit lada is one of one of the most famous old school jit lada. Jonathan Gold ranked it as like one of the best Thai food in L.A. at the time. Rest in peace, Jonathan Gold. jit lada is the best.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I want to go there.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  No, you know jit lada. You've passed it 100 times.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen that before. Is that on La Brea?

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  No, it's on. It's on Hollywood Boulevard in Thai town. So good. We took a Swedish kid here. Whatever, Swedish, Danish, what, something up there.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, doesn't have it. That have it. Just a kid.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Those kids don't eat spice, Swedish kids, any Nordics. He goes, he goes, she's like, how spicy? And he's like, hot. And they were like, okay, how how hot? Like, they see whites, they know better. And they go, you don't do what we do.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  See, if it's 10, what you do is a two or three.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  If it's 10 from them.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  I get three max.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  Max.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  You don't go over five of these people.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  No way. Five is too much.

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  We're white. I'm white.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  That we can't do that. This guy got their spice and he did the the game where he he's like, no, it's good. And we're like, that's not too hot. And he was like, it's fine. Four seconds, dripping.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Dripping in sweat, yeah.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  He's like convulsing and he's like, I don't know if I can finish. And you're like, yeah, no shit.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  You you just.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, that Swedish guy had an Asian accent?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Yes. It turns him Asian. He ate such hot food.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  He became Thai.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, Thai food. Got to be my new number one lately. I don't know what it is. I keep eating good Thai.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Thai is my it's never been my thing.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  Wow, really?

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Indian is my thing.

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  I love Indian.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  You ever go to Elmerch?

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yes or no?

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Elmerch is.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  Don't give it away on this show. I want people to go.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  No, the non.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  We shouldn't say the name. I don't want.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  No, why? No, Elmerch. No, I want I want to give them a plug. That's how good they are.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  No, it is good, but then it's not now. Now people are.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  You don't go there every day.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm there every day.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Elmerch is so good.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  It's phenomenal.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  They have. I don't know about you with samosas.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I love samosa.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm only a vegetable samosa guy.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yes, yes.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  No, you know. You don't ever get meat?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I only get vegetable samosas with the potato and the peas in there. It's so clean and fried. It's delicious. And also, non, I love garlic. Would you like garlic on you?

• 16:51Andrew Santino?

  Garlic non is my favorite.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  Garlic, oh, good. And then you always get two curries of some, you know?

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  Have to get at least two curries.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a chicken one and a what do you do?

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  I do a veg curry and then.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  A veggie always.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, veggie always.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Always. And then.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm just making our listeners hungry is all this really.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's a really good. I love Indian food.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, welcome back to the show, uh, McCon.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  We're starting. I get when I give you money, what'd you spend it on?

• 17:14Speaker 04

  Uh, I would spend it on, I went bowling with some friends and I spent it on uh, when I got drinks with my aunts.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  Now, did you pick up the tab? Because you never offer the tab ever.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  You picked up the tab?

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Uh, I threw a couple hundreds down on it.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, player.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow. At the bowling alley?

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  By the way, $100 in Minnesota at a bowling alley? That's like that you can bowl for a month.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, amazing.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  Like, how many games you you want to own the bowling alley?

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Did you hook up with any Minnesota ladies?

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  You know, he did.

• 17:44Speaker 04

  No, I was just with my family.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  He's being coy. You know, he did. He took someone to the cabin.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Now, my girlfriend wants me to take me to a wedding in Wisconsin in the woods. Should I go? I know, I'm scared.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  Whenever a white girl says, let's go to the woods.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  And invites a minority to the woods, you know, that's bad.

• 18:00Speaker 04

  Summer?

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen Get Out? That didn't work out too well for him.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  He didn't get.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  That's your girlfriend and that's you.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  It's sinking in. It's slowly sinking in.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  And then in the movie, so I enter a white man?

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hello, neighbor. It's like they just.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  You transform into a nerdy white guy?

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Bradley Whitford?

• 18:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal actor.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Legend.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  Guy's so good.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  He's so good. I mean, West Wing, it goes on and on. Yeah.

• 18:30Speaker 04

  Studio 60.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Studio 60, yeah.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  Not not as good.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  What's the ones where the what's the show with the whites and the hoods and the?

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  That's why I took you to in the South.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  No, what's the one where it's like modern, but it's like oppressive? Hands and mail.

• 18:47Speaker 04

  Handmaid's Tale.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  Handmail.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Hands and mail. I saw that.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Hands and mail.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  He's in that.

• 18:53Speaker 04

  He's in that.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Hands and Mail.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  That show was so good.

• 18:57Bobby Lee?

  It was so good, that show. But the best show on television is Widows Bay.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen it.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  It is. Uh, my friend Katie Dipold and Colton Dunn produce it. It's so good.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  I know Colton Dunn. He's great.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  He's great. So it's dude.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Wait, this is his show? He wrote this?

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  He produces on it, yeah.

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  He's the man. He's in it? No.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Neither of them are in it.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  No, the the writers.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  He's an.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Katie Dipold. Yeah, but he does, but he's, you know, Colton wrote for Key and Peele.

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, he is a great writer. He was a Mad TV writer.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  He got a he he did a role that I was maybe going to be up for in Superstore when he's in a wheelchair.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  And they literally, I went in for the audition. They were like, you're in a wheelchair. And I was like, oh, why? Why? And they were like, what do you mean? Just you're in the character's in a wheelchair.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  I was like, no, no, I just I didn't know that going in. They didn't tell me that until I was in the room.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  What? Did you do it?

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, I was like.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  It's so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta go high so they can give you notes. You gotta go, lower it down, lower it down, you know what I mean?

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  They have to tell you to tone it down.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Tone it down, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:06Speaker 05

  You didn't get it?

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  I didn't get it.

• 20:09Speaker 06

  Hi, it's Fiona Colly and I am a real life wheelchair user. I wanted to pop in to let y'all know Andrew Santino is my best friend. And you should be yours too. Don't be bothered by what you just said. I'm not. So you shouldn't be either. Yeah, we good? Yeah, we got it. Okay, where's my booking money? Oh.

• 20:34Speaker 06

  Right here, there you go. I'll edit this. I'm gonna count it.

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• 21:05Bobby Lee?

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• 21:59Bobby Lee?

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• 22:07Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna meow every time you said it.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I want healthy stuff for them.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

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• 22:20Bobby Lee?

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• 22:29Andrew Santino?

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• 22:30Bobby Lee?

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• 22:30Andrew Santino?

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• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  And guess what? They have cat toys as well.

• 22:43Andrew Santino?

  Look at how cute that is.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you know what? I'm gonna go home right now with these three and we're gonna play, play, play.

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• 23:01Bobby Lee?

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• 23:14Bobby Lee?

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• 23:31Andrew Santino?

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• 23:47Bobby Lee?

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• 24:00Bobby Lee?

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• 24:09Andrew Santino?

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• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  SPACE80 went out a couple of times with a gay Asian guy.

• 24:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did?

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm like, hello, everybody. I did that. Yeah, yeah.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  Imagine my performance is so bad, they're like, we gotta have a black guy in the wheelchair.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  I literally auditioned and they were like, it's too much.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  We can't do this guy. This guy's too much.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  We went too far. Yeah, but Widows Bay is.

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  I went back for a callback. I broke my neck. I jumped off a building and broke.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's called Meister Technique. I love it. Method. But Widows Bay is the funniest and, um, pretty scary show. It's great.

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  What's it on? Apple?

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  It's on Apple.

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  Jeez, man, these guys keep making great TV and we're not a part of any of it.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 24:54Andrew Santino?

  God, I bought your fucking phone. Pass me.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Katie.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  And then we know the other guy.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty great.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Hero.

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't know who that is.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  He, he, he was the showrunner for Atlanta.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  That's, what's his name? No.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Did I fuck up his name?

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  That's not the same guy.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 25:17Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you look it up?

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, but it doesn't. Oh, yeah, Hero Mir.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Mir, Mirai. Hero Mirai did Atlanta.

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  That's right. He doesn't, he didn't look like that.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  He's getting older.

• 25:29Speaker 03

  Maybe they used the wrong picture, wrong Asian.

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, that happens a lot.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's so funny.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  I got an Amber Alert yesterday, last night.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  And then I was driving on the highway and they also had it on the highway on one of the signs. Enough. You're not gonna get them.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  Have you ever gotten an Ebony Alert?

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  What's an Ebony Alert?

• 25:49Speaker 03

  It's real. It's when a black person goes missing.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my phone goes, goddamn.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I was waiting. I was like, who's gonna do it?

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:58Andrew Santino?

  It's right there.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  It's in California. It's new.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard on the phone when you're watching a movie at the theater, right? Goddamn, all the time.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're already talking so much, it doesn't matter in the theater.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But, um, well, so yeah, I get Amber Alerts as well.

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  It's always crazy. It's in a van.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  If it's Ebony and Alert, it should be Ivory Alert then is what, if it's Ebony and Ivory, why wouldn't we do that? Why is it Amber? Because it was a girl that got kidnapped named Amber?

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's probably.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest with everybody in our audiences?

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  If you're naming your kid Amber, she's gonna get kidnapped.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Also, can I just, another suggestion?

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Right? Don't kidnap white girls.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, well, you're.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Because they care so much.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  They care a lot.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  They care so much. You know, maybe don't kidnap white girls.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  That's a lesson out there.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  It's a lesson out there.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  I just don't like when you get the Amber Alert on your phone and it goes, ah, ah.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  You're like, okay, I can't, I'm not gonna go.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm not going.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  What am I gonna go look for the Kia Soul? I'm gonna go look for a brown Kia Soul with license plate XQ485.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  You can turn them off on the government alert section.

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  How, how fucked up and dark is that? You can turn it off?

• 27:03Speaker 03

  I have.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  That's how little we care about people. We go, I don't wanna.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  No, mine's on. I wanna keep it on. Cause what if, I'm at the 7-Eleven.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  Now, this is the beginning of a movie.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  I often go.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Wouldn't do anything if you saw Amber.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Are you out of your, not Amber, she's gone.

• 27:15Speaker 03

  But if Amber.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Amber's gone.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  This is the beginning of a good movie.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  You're at 7-Eleven.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm at 7-Eleven, I look over, I get an Amber Alert, I look over, look out for a white bus. You know what I mean? With fluorescent green.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  You mean like a van?

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  A white van?

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Bus.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, school bus?

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  No, a bus, like that, a school bus. Right, well fluorescent green, um, hubcaps.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  These guys are bad criminals.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right?

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  What do they, what do they steal her in? A big white, the, the Chinese tourist bus?

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  It's a tourist bus.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  It's a tourist bus.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  And it's filled with Chinese people going to Hollywood Boulevard and Amber.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. And it says, you know what I mean, look for a Puerto Rican kid named, you know what I mean, Raul.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Tata.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  Last scene on a bus filled with Chinese tourists going to Griffith Park.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  And then I, and then I go, would I, who do you call?

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  The cops.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  They're busy.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  And then you gotta call and go, I think I see the white bus.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  You call the cops, an emergency doc answers, hey, man, what's up? Hey, man, a girl got kidnapped.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  You got a job?

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  I thought you failed.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they needed someone bad, you know?

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, like, who, you call the cops and then they leave and then what happens?

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  They try to track them.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  And then I gotta stay there.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  Then, now you're implicated. This, this is what I'm saying. This is the beginning of a movie. Now you're in, the cops don't show up, so you keep following them and then you have to pretend like you're a part of their crew.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  No, because I have a white bus too.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? There's another white bus.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  It just so happens.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a white bus.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I got it. You're a, you're a tour guide and you're giving a Chinese tour.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Why a Chinese tour?

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  That's who takes those.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  No, you mean like a Hollywood tour?

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  And they're all kidnapped, the girl in the same.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  They're not Chinese, they're like, oh, this is where Morgan Freeman lives. They do?

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  I've been on that tour. That's exactly what it sounds like.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 28:58Andrew Santino?

  The whole time.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  And they come with a little flag and they go, hello, hello.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  We've all seen this tour.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I, I'm a guy, there's two tour buses.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, identical.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Identical. We're both Chinese guys?

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  No, dude. The kidnappers are just guys that kidnapped a girl.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  But they have a tour bus.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  They have the, your same bus.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  The same kinda bus.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and do I, and.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  And you're giving a tour.

• 29:18Speaker 05

  Actually, the same bus is the one bus. You're just the driver.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Right. They kidnap a girl and take her on your tour bus.

• 29:25Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. And I call them on my own.

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  It's speed.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  It's speed. It's the same, we're just doing.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  It's speed. Okay, oh, there's a bomb on it. Oh, there's a bomb.

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  There's a bomb.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  You have an abducted child and a bomb.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Accident in it.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hello.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, police, LA police, how can I help you?

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a bomb on my tour bus.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay, where are you?

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  We were going to Marlon Brown House.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you got it.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go to Marlon Brown and the Patterson House.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, you know, there's a guy in the back. And he goes, I saw Amber Law first.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and went, boom, boom.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Is the girl with you?

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  Is the girl with, is the little girl on the bus?

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Well, I got two, I got Amber Law and Ebony Alert. Yeah, so both of them on bus.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, bring them to the police station now.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Uh, no, but there's a bomb.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, why is there a bomb on the bus?

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Please call Rick Cano Live.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'll call Rick.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I think he can solve.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  What about Sandra Bullock? You want me to call her?

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, not her.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's fine.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  This is not a boat. Speed situation.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, this is a, you dig?

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a funny movie, Kyle.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a funny movie, right?

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  Amber Alert. I've never heard of an Ebony Alert. You made that up, by the way.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  I really didn't.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you did.

• 30:38Speaker 03

  No.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  How come we've never gotten one? Is it only for black people's phones?

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Because you, you have the wrong phone. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Cricket Wireless.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  It comes with Cricket Wireless. It comes with it as a package.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  By the way, they only, Ebony and Alert only goes to phones that go green. It's only, it's only, it's not iMessage, it's only. You can only get it if you have an Android.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  This is insane.

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  Emergency notification system, California Design Aid to Swift Recovery Missing Black Youth and Women. I've only seen Amber. I've never seen Ebony.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Wait, is it download, download, download it?

• 31:15Speaker 03

  It's not an app.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, just do all races then.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't know why, I don't.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  You're doing the argument of Fox News.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Korean Alert.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's funny. He is. He's on Fox.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Kimchi Alert.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you something? Oh, my God.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  Kimchi Alert's so good.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Or Kimchi Thieves?

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Or just, okay.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Kimchi Alert.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Kimchi Alert, so.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  So good. The California Ebony Alert Program ended in effect January 1st, 2024. Oh, it just started. All right, we're brand new.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  We're brand new.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I'm going to Europe in, what, eight days? I had no idea. You, you gotta get a visa to go to UK now. You gotta pay 20 bucks just to like apply to go to, as a tourist.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, we did it last year for the London.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  Those are not our dogs anymore. I thought they were our boys.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, Australia, do I have to do it?

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  100% Australia, you do.

• 31:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, but yeah.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  But you're working. I'm going as a tourist and you still have to get one.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  I thought that was wild. I was like, man, they really don't like us anymore, huh?

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  You gotta apply right there to the ETA.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  They do the same thing coming here.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  I know, but we didn't used to do that.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but for the World Cup, how many, I mean, was it difficult for people to come here?

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  No, you just pay 20 bucks. They, tourists pay 20 bucks.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  But I'm sure they didn't let everyone in.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  I think they do.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. You've seen, have you seen some of those games? It looks like everybody got in.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit, dude.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  It's a Trump thing, I think.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  2025. Oh, it just started. January of last year. So we did it when we went there last year.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  Didn't know that. Yeah.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  It's making so much. Even the park, I mean, it's like everything's being charged. It's fucking crazy.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  That pisses me off.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. We already talked about it.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know, but it pisses me off. Everything.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  It goes back to my, like, we gotta sell air. You know what I mean? But it's like.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  We should.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get in.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  Bottle and sell bad air.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  It's bad air. It's just Bobby's farts in a can.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll just get the room here. Let's bottle the room.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  I think something, I'm.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  There's something wrong. I, I feel that's, it's throwing me off because I feel like I'm getting sick right now.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  I hate that you guys don't even smell anything. It makes me question your living situation.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you guys all have broken pipes.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is this?

• 33:06Speaker 03

  It's air from, um.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  Taylor Swift's Eras Tour?

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's from one of her concerts.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  $50.

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  No, buy it now. Go ahead. If you want it, go ahead and buy it. I know you want to.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  It's an Air One. There is new Air One water at the bar. That's $12. It's just iced water. We'll get some next shoot.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  It's just water that comes from their tap and they, it's there. It's just $12 for tap water?

• 33:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a good new thing.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  That's unbelievable.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  We gotta get some.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  What a game that they're playing over there. What a game that they get to play, huh?

• 33:33Speaker 03

  Add to what?

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  That's wild.

• 33:37Speaker 03

  So stupid.

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  It's genius, though.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  People are doing it. Who cares?

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna sell my thumb imprint.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  Your DNA?

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  No, you know my, you know the glue thumbs I make?

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the glue thumb. I thought you meant your physical thumb.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Oh, your fingerprints, you mean?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that's.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't sell that. Your DNA, that's, they can use that.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  For what? Murder?

• 33:54Speaker 03

  For unlocking their phone.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Sure, whatever, everything.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. But that'd be interesting.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm not in Atlanta, wherever the murders are, right? And they use it.

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  They gotta go down the list of how you're not there. How were you able to not be here? That's pretty impressive.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Like, I, I'm sure they can track that I'm not where they're killing, right?

• 34:15Speaker 03

  But if your fingerprints are there.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm saying, I sell glue thumbs.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they ping his thumb, they ping your phone, so they'll know you're not there.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm not there.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  How could he have been there at the same?

• 34:22Speaker 03

  Now, this is for you covering up future murders. You're sending out all these to know you have an alibi.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, there's another movie there. Yeah.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  The Kimchi Alert Thief.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  He's on the go. He's just kidnapping at will, leaving his thumbprints all over the country.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  The other day was 7-Eleven day. Did anybody go get a free, uh, uh, 7-Eleven slushie? No?

• 34:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  You know I did.

• 34:48Speaker 03

  What'd you get?

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  There's only one slushie.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Blueberry?

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  Cherry Coke.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Cherry Coke.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  My favorite.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Cherry Coke's the best. They don't, they don't, they don't like giving it to you. You know that. You go in there, you go, I want the free slushie, and they're like.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Well.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  Fine.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Guess what about Coke?

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong?

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Prices are rising.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Coca-Cola prices are on the rise?

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Guess why?

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  It has something to do with the straight over moose. What is it?

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  No, don't Google it. Don't Google it.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Guess.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  There's, why would, why would? Is there a little bit of oil in Coke?

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  It would make it better.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why would, why would Coke rise because of the straight over moose, you think?

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  Because in during war times, you share a Coke. I've seen the commercial.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Did your house just get bombed? Get a Coke, have a Coke and shut up.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  There's a polar bear there, too. This is really bad. Can I tell you?

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Aluminum.

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the cans.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Aluminum, dude.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that makes perfect sense.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know how I know that.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, you, you saw it on a TikTok this morning on the shitter.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  I know you. Aluminum prices are surging, multi-year highs due to a combination of geopolitical supply shocks, structural production limits, and growing demand. Middle East tensions are causing, uh, what is it? So what does it say? Aluminum, one of the world's largest smelters, aluminum Bahrain and Alba previously cut output roughly 10, 19%. So we're overpaying for Coke.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  Thanks a lot, Hermos.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Hermos. Yeah. Who's to blame there, you think? No, but it's just like, it's a forever war, I feel like.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Everything is a forever war, though.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Name a war that actually finished. We didn't finish.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Vietnam!

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Wasn't, it's still going on, brother.

• 36:21Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not, no, it ended. They won.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  They did win.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Didn't they win?

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, we surrender, we, we stopped.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  We left.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  We left, which, that's an American way of being like, you didn't beat me. I went home.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  It's like, well, you were losing. It's like, no.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  The worst, that was the worst. We're still suffering from that in terms of people, the military's still suffering from that. It was the worst. That thing was the worst.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  It was the worst war.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  It's a bad fuck up.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  But guess what? It wasn't even a war.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  Conflict.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Did you know that?

• 36:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, we just.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  What was the last war that US were in?

• 36:51Speaker 03

  It was on Bad Friends. World War II.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  World War II.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  We already talked about it?

• 36:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, sorry. My bad.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  It's fine. Let's talk about not war.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  But can I just say one last thing, though, about war?

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Horse.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So I was, I rewatched Godzilla minus one. Have you seen it?

• 37:06Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Terrible movie.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  I've only seen plus one. I only go positive with Godzilla.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what you realize is that the guy, the main, um, lead in it, his character bailed out of kamikaze.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right. He, we talked about that. He, he decided not to go through it.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  And then when you think, really think about that, you're like, why would I root for this guy?

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  The shame.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because he was, they were disowned by, by the government.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Relatable.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:36Speaker 03

  It's probably relatable to not want a kamikaze or.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  I almost bought you a gift yesterday.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't get the gift because of circumstances, but I found a shop in Little Tokyo. I went to Little Tokyo yesterday, and I found a shop that had.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  People, huh? Somebody be from out of town?

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  We had family in town.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  And they wanted to go there?

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we wanted.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  It's a good place to.

• 37:54Andrew Santino?

  It's awesome.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  You get recognized a lot?

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  Uh, through the furry masks? Yeah, I did. They wear furries all, you know, have you been to Little Tokyo? There's kids dressed up with furry masks on, people anime dressed up. It's actually fucking awesome. It, it, this is like, it's like Comic Con constantly in, in Little Tokyo.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's great. It's great.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  So I went around to some of the shops. I wanted to take them to Philippe's French Dip, and then we walked down.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a great place.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  And then we went, walked down from there, and I said, my wife was like, you know Little Tokyo's right there, and the girls wanted to go see it, and I was like, this is definitely worth it. And they were, it's mesmerizing. Good food, but there was a figurine that I almost bought for you, but the circumstances, I'll tell you later.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  But I am gonna buy it for you, and it's, it's a one of a kind Godzilla.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 38:38Andrew Santino?

  And it'd be perfect in this studio. And I saw it, I immediately was like.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's gonna love that.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My girlfriend was like, um, my bracelet broke. I go, all right, buy another one. No, I want it fixed. I go, where do you go? To the jewelry district downtown.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  Careful.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  But you don't realize that the jewelry district is right next to.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  Love that you can't say jewelry. It's my favorite thing in the world.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what?

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  Say it again?

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Jewelry.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Jewelly. Jewelly.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  It's like your English wasn't your first language.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, what is it?

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Jewelry.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Jewelry.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  Jewelry district.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Jewelry district.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  Jewel-ery.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  Jewel-ery.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  Jewelry district. Yeah, do it fast.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Jewelry district. And I real, I go, I go, well, there's no parking, right? And if I were gonna park my car in, on any street, it's gonna get taken, and it's gonna get ransacked.

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  Broken into.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, we, I said, I, we kinda got in our first kinda, I said, I'm not doing it. Yeah, it's crazy how, it's literally right next to it.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  Your first fight was like 15 months into your relationship?

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's going well.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't really.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  They don't fight.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't even a fight. I was just like, can we just not? You mean, I can just get you another, you know, piece of jewelry?

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  This is why McCon doesn't mind driving that piece of shit that he drives, because he, McCon could leave the doors open, the keys in it, running, and people are like, I'm not taking that fucking thing. You can't imagine. We should get a forensic scientist to come in to find out how many materials have been spilled on his seats. Bodily fluids, food.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your car seats.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  It's un, fuck it.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  I bet you I would win.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  No chance.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, 100%.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Go outside.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  I got stuff that you would like, why was that even in the car?

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  His car's a biohazard.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  The state came by in a half.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  I have anti fungal cream all over my car right now.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  That's what he drives, anti fungal cream.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Honda, Honda anti fungal cream.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Cause my foot itched once and I went, it went all over the place.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  His car has, your seats are, I don't want to sit in it. I get afraid to go in there.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, was it like that before you bought the car?

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  Of course not.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  No, but I've had it for like seven years.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  But he, but he destroys it. It's not.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  You're like me.

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  We don't care about it.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Brother, he's way worse.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  I love it, dude.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  Way worse than you.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you a hoarder?

• 40:44Speaker 03

  Ah, yeah.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can see it.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  It's gross.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  It's gross.

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  His place is, you've never been to his house?

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Is it hoarty?

• 40:50Speaker 03

  There's just, there's shit everywhere.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  There's shit everywhere.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  The smell.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't, it does not.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  It smells good.

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't, you know why it doesn't smell?

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  He has a lot of candles.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  I do.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  For if women come over. He's very smart with that.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  And incense.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Incense, I see.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, Carlos keeps it clean. Tight, clean, tidy.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Your place is clean?

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  There's no mess at his house.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Yes, I have a dog, so it's, I don't want it to be.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  You also have a bible.

• 41:13Speaker 03

  I do have the bible.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  You have the Quran as well?

• 41:16Speaker 03

  No, I have the drug bible. He's referencing from Coachella.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  Throw it away.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  I haven't done anything since Coachella.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's holding on to it for a rainy day?

• 41:25Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  You look like an exorcist priest.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you could perform exorcisms.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, like not.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  They're like street, like, but if you see the exorcism, right?

• 41:34Speaker 03

  It has to go through Rome, but mine don't go through Rome.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't go through Rome. You're just the guy that knows, right? And you smoke and you're a little dirty and you live in like a tiny place.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  With a neon red bible on your wall.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  I do hail mary.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say a neon sign outside of his window and it glows in his room.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's cool. And everything's black. Yeah, like, like John Doe from Seven.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  There's a hand with, in a, in a, in a glass jar.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  I would love to devote my life to like just exorcising demons from people.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. I think you'd be able to do it.

• 42:06Andrew Santino?

  We gotta exorcise some out of you soon.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 03

  I did fail Latin.

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you would suck the demons in you. That's your thing.

• 42:13Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  I think you have a great capacity for demons.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. I definitely.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  I think you do. I think that you could just.

• 42:19Speaker 03

  You're the vessel.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  His reserve tank is big for demons?

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I think so. Yeah.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  You're like the thing that captures ghosts in Ghostbusters, but they don't have to ever clean it out?

• 42:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't like getting rid of like addictions or bad things. I just manage them.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  So bad.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you manage them.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  You can manage demons.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I mean, I currently do.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stop, stop, stop.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  I know he speaks in Latin to them.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's amber.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Ultra. You know what, man? Those pouches get addictive.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're, they're, look, you, you put in, and you put in your mouth, you put in your mouth, you keep doing it all day. You don't realize how many you put in there and then you're buzzing off the nicotine and you don't need that. You need a little bit of an alternative and that's why Ultra is here to supplement that. These things are great, man. They're zero nicotine and they're natural nootropics.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  It narrows your blood vessels and restricts oxygen delivery to muscles, which can directly counteract the pump. You want to get out of your workout.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  That's what nicotine does to you. Yeah, but with Ultra now, that's not gonna be the case. Okay? Ultra helps you out. All right? It helps you out. It feels good. Nicotine's actually detrimental to your workouts. If you are exercising, it increases your heart rate and blood pressure significantly. So why not take an alternative that helps you out that's nicotine free? These things last a couple, one to two hours of energy. They're actually fantastic.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  They're great for athletes, runners.

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they are. They are very good. You got a, you got a better, you got a better boost without having that nicotine buzz, that nicotine anxiety that sometimes comes along with it. So if you're looking to supplement it with something else, they got great flavors, cool mint, wintergreen, tropical, uh, watermelon and blue raspberry, which is my favorite. Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity without nicotine or caffeine.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

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• 44:00Andrew Santino?

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• 44:07Bobby Lee?

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• 44:16Andrew Santino?

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• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  I thought there was only 13.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

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• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

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• 44:53Bobby Lee?

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• 44:56Andrew Santino?

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• 45:03Bobby Lee?

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• 45:05Andrew Santino?

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• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Varies by state.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  Terms at dkng.co/offer.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  Limited time offer. Factor. Oh my, there's, there's other, there's not a, there's not a better meal than Factor.

• 45:26Andrew Santino?

  You wanna try that again?

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't because that's, when I get excited, I stutter.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  You get so excited about Factor because the Factor meals are designed to help you with a healthier lifestyle that doesn't cost you a lot of money or a lot of time because they're ready in how many minutes, Bob?

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Two minutes. Factor makes chef crafted, dietitian designed, ready to eat meals so you don't have to choose between real food and convenience.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  And here's the best part. They got salmon burger, shredded pork, collard greens and so much more.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 45:50Andrew Santino?

  It's not just the old school, you know, lump of chicken with rice that you're used to in these, in, in other meal kits.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  And they're all good. Like when you eat a Factor meal, it's, they're all good.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  Every one of them is very good.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  97% of users agree. Factor meals help them live a healthier life, uh, with a more delicious life. So you can feel confident you're doing something good for yourself with every meal.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Let's eat real. Head to factormeals.com/badfriends50off and use code BADFRIENDS50OFF to get 50% off and one free breakfast item per box for one year while supplies last until 10/31/2026.

• 46:23Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, Halloween. That's code BADFRIENDS50OFF at factormeals.com. Bad Friends 50 Off at factormeals.com. See website for more details. What do you mean you failed Latin? Why would you take Latin?

• 46:33Speaker 03

  My dad made me take Latin in 2001.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 46:37Speaker 03

  Because it was offered at my school and then.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  I wish you would've studied that.

• 46:40Speaker 03

  No, I didn't.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  Your whole life.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  It's unusable language.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  I take Spanish.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  It's a romantic language.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  You'd take Sanskrit instead? Shit, you can't fucking use Latin?

• 46:47Speaker 03

  No, it was terrible. 9/11 happened during it.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  That's why.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Yeah.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  You were summoning some old.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was crazy.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  Like Gregorian chants or whatever?

• 46:57Speaker 03

  I said the wrong thing and some Middle Easterners all of a sudden show up on a plane.

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  We must kill the infidel.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  Because of you, they crashed?

• 47:04Speaker 03

  It was a curse.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  You look like a conspiracy theorist to me.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  Bob, that's projecting.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? Like you know things, believe in things.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  You do right now a lot.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Give me, make, make, make believe a conspiracy theory.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  Give us any of them.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, something that you've completely made up, but let me just see.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  Lindsey Graham didn't die of natural causes.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 47:25Speaker 03

  There was a bathhouse rave party late at night in Kiev.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny?

• 47:30Speaker 03

  Full of Germans.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  Ah, you know that he knows this is real.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Russians.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  It was Russians.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  And this like really good looking hockey player guy was like.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Like heated rivalry. Yes.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  They were filming. It was one of the actors.

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  One of the actors.

• 47:42Speaker 03

  But to get Lindsey's attention, he whispered things about Disney movies.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. He loves Disney World.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was like Aladdin. I know about.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  He knows about Aladdin.

• 47:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, we all know about Aladdin.

• 47:55Speaker 03

  So he did some deep diving.

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Aladdin was one of the 9/11 pilots? I can show you the world trade centers.

• 48:03Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That, you did the theme music for the, for this movie we're gonna make. That's amazing.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  We just cracked the code.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  We just cracked the code.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  I can show you the.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  World Trade Centers.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  Centers. Shining shimmer. Let's go to the lyrics. Let's find out if there's 9/11.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't, okay.

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  No, there might be.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  There, okay.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  I can show you the world.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  9/11.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  I can.

• 48:24Speaker 03

  Tumbling, soaring planes, tumbling towers.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh no, dude. Did we just find out that this was? I can show you the world trade centers. Shining, shimmering, splendid. They were.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  You tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  I can open your eyes to the fire.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  Take you wonder by wonder, one by one. Wonder, wonder.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Two wonder, the two wonders of the world.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  Over sideways and under.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Which is the third building.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  It, they, well, they hit the Pentagon.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  Sideways, right?

• 48:52Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the third, okay.

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  And what happens when that happens?

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  Point of view because there's nothing, the building.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  No, no one to tell us no.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Bin Laden was right.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Or say we're only dreaming. A whole new world. Dazzling place I never knew. Well, we figured it out.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  We cracked your code, Aladdin.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Undescribable feeling.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's gotta be. I imagine.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Every turn a surprise. Yeah, it sure was. It sure was.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  That's crazy, dude.

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, we cracked the code.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  And I'm a little upset that we cracked it that easy.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm not.

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  Every conspiracy theorist, by the way, online.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  Is sunk.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Flat Earth, you mean?

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  Conspiracy theorists. One of my favorite games, Donkey Kong. Unbelievable. And that old man in the chair.

• 49:39Speaker 03

  Cranky Kong.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Donkey Kong was probably one of the, beyond Super Mario Brothers, it was one of the games that I wanted to conquer the most. I wanted to beat all the levels of Donkey Kong.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  The new one is so good from last year.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  What is it on? What system?

• 49:52Speaker 03

  Switch 2.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  So you memorize when to jump and timing?

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  Donkey Kong, I was obsessed.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  It's a bonanza. It's, you can rip apart the levels. You like.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, you can, you can just destroy everything?

• 50:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda tight.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I never, I know it's never good at Pac-Man.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Pac-Man's frustrated.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a panic.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  It is. It's anxiety.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  It's anxiety.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  It's like, oh, oh, oh, you're like stuck in a corner. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  What does it say on my, on our sign? Baff rains?

• 50:21Speaker 03

  Baff friends.

• 50:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Baff friends.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Baff friends.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Baff friends. Hey, how'd you do that guy from Baff friends? I said that.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  I get that, I get that a lot.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Where's Bobby?

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't fucking know. What did that guy do at the, at the shoot? He goes, my friend loves you. That's like one of the funniest insults. It's like such a funny kind. Hey, but my buddy loves you. Can I get a photo? My buddy loves you. I'm like, okay.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I hate it.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  And they're like, I don't care about you at all, but my buddy loves you.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Or they, yeah, you're, sometimes you're at a place and they go, um, let me send a photo to my buddy because he loves you.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  But it's like, well, then just take, send a photo of me then.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Take a picture of me.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I know it's because of you that you want the photo. Yeah, it's, you know, I, yeah.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  You think they're being, you think they're being, why would they not just say it's them?

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Ego. They want a big dog.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm getting a lot of like dinner interruptions too.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Maybe it's a sign of getting more famous.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Like you haven't reached any, like you're not at a peak yet, so you're getting recognized.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that is what it is.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  Obviously you're getting recognized more.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, it's, it's like, I don't even go, what?

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? What do you mean?

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? What do you mean?

• 51:29Speaker 03

  Fine, you're not famous. Whatever. Who cares?

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  It's relative.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  Everything's relative.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about, guys?

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  You just said I'm getting a lot of dinner interruptions. Like you're, like you're fucking Frank Sinatra.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Getting a lot of dinner interruptions. I can't just get out and smoke and eat with a broad out at night.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  I did it my way. You know, I, no, I get like a.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  I did it my way.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like my, no, like I'll get this. Hey man, my friend dared me, you know, man, to take a photo with you. Is it right? I know you're, I'm interrupting dinner and I'm like, all right. And I'll do it. You won't do it.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  If I'm at dinner with you.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  No, anybody.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  If I'm at dinner with my wife, I would say, please don't interrupt dinner with my family. If you're on a date with your girlfriend, I think it'd be cool to not interrupt the date with your girlfriend. But if it's with like people and friends, yeah, I don't give a shit. But it's like you're with your significant other. It's kind of like, I like them. There's a meal with my wife. But if I'm with you and I, yeah, we'll take fucking, we don't give a shit.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I do it every time. Yeah, I do ballets.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  But it's hard for your girlfriend then, cause then they have to stand there and then it just feels weird. But if it's just friends, I don't give a shit.

• 52:41Speaker 03

  Picture.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I think she, she likes the fact that I'm so generous with my thing.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  I think it just interrupts an intimate moment that you might be having.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  I do have a little smirk when I do it. Maybe it's a little cocky thing.

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It's you, it's your ego.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Can I take a photo? I'm like, excuse me.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  I did it my way.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  I always stand up. I do, I do it my way. I always stand, do a pose.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  Chang Sinatra over here.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  You really are.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm Chang Sinatra.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Chang Sinatra.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But yeah, I do, I do. Maybe I do ham it up. What?

• 53:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, you go to Dan.

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  Dantanas. Yeah, you go to the spots where it's gonna happen too.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  If you go to those.

• 53:20Speaker 03

  In the door.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's this one Italian restaurant. I think it's like in.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  Hey, thanks for taking care of me.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Chang Sinatra's here.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  There's this one restaurant where you make reservations. It's over like way on the west coast, not like on the, um.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  West side?

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  West side, I mean, west coast.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  It is the west coast.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  It is west coast. And there is, they're known to have paparazzi there.

• 53:40Speaker 03

  Elefante?

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  I think that is it. Elefante.

• 53:43Speaker 03

  Santa Monica.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  That's like paparazzi central.

• 53:46Speaker 03

  It's like.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  It's like what the Ivy used to be or whatever. It's like where they, where they, you know, they're gonna be.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  And so I, I've never gotten like snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, right? And ended up in TMZ or whatever, right? But in this particular situation, I was on a date. This is way before the girlfriend I have now. And she's like, yeah, I can't live this lifestyle. I go, this should never happen.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  It happened though.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  I laughed so hard, dude. One time we were walking.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  That was it.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look how fat I was. Is that the restaurant?

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks like you ate the whole fucking plate.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  I tried everything. Yeah. Dude, I look terrible.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  What does it say? It says Bobby, Bobby whole menu Lee steps out for dinner with a female companion.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  On a rainy night in LA. That was it. What year was that? Two years ago.

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  You're fucking wet and fat. That's tough.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I was so fat back then.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Look at how good looking you look now, dude. You're skinny.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Look at us now, you and I now, right now.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow, look at how sexy, sexy boys.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  Dude, one time I was leaving Novo Malivo and they were taking pictures of like a celebrity. And it was like, I don't know who was coming out. I couldn't see.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  And it was like, and I was like, what the fuck? What's going on over there? And the guy turned, a photographer I can see like turns and looks at me and goes, hey, what's up? And I was like, hello? And then right back to taking pictures of whoever.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, were you gonna lay this?

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fine. I was just like, I'm not, whoever it is is famous. I was like, they, the camera guy was like, he's like, oh, hey, man, what's up? Whoever, somebody real, a photo that could make them money.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you can be actually, um, you can like talk to them and be like, and negotiate.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  Into what?

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Into like, I'll get off a plane at the LAX and some guy with a camera will come. How do you think of a new controversy that happened?

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  TMZ is that.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I always go, hey, dude, come on, I know, we know each other for a long time. Cause yeah, I go, I'm so tired right now. Cause I get it, buddy, I get it. And then they just won't, you know, there's a way to negotiate.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  It's funny. They try to catch people off guard. Eric Andre handles is the best. He's always just like mean or weird to them. He's always weird.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  And it works. Every time it works.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Like what? Let me, let me.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  Show, show them a clip. Do a clip of him. It's amazing. Like Eric Andre of TMZ, he's like, he just bullies them back. Unless now he's being nice because he's promoting a movie.

• 55:56Speaker 03

  That's what it looks like it would be.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of course. Now there's one, there was one of them getting in a car and he just kept acting weird requests back to the guy.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  Like the guy was like, Eric, what do you think about this? A controversy? And he's like, do you like gelato or ice cream more? To the cameraman.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  That's so good.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, just bounce it back to him.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  Then it's like a moot point.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  That's it?

• 56:19Speaker 03

  That's just them leaving.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  That's good. Good clip, dude. What the fuck? It's Eric Andre just walking into a car.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  B rolled up.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  What are you getting angry for?

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  Why are you?

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  What are you getting angry for?

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Sorry, I shouldn't have insulted you and Mr. Andre.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude, you know what?

• 56:35Speaker 03

  He's very famous, Eric.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  What about this? Not say anything.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  I do like this. Carlos, loose. If something's building up, let it rip.

• 56:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did immediately.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  No, but I mean, what else is going on that I feel like something's drumming up a little bit?

• 56:47Speaker 03

  No, I'm pretty open with you, Andrew.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Now, I know you are, but is anything rumble bumbling right now?

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  Between us? I think we're good.

• 56:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  You got me an iced coffee. I owe you money for that.

• 56:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, you do.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, okay.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  That might be it. He wants that.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Is that the money? I'll give you that.

• 57:02Speaker 03

  I'm not rumbling about money.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  It's, he's fine.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  What's the anchor about then?

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  He's not.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  You know what it was? I snapped at you because you were insinuating that I was bad at my job when I was, when I made a mistake.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  I did hear that.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  I, I heard just now, seconds ago.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. It can make you insecure when your boss like makes fun of you in front of your fucking coworkers.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we asked for a video of Eric Andre responding with, you know what I mean?

• 57:24Speaker 03

  Pretty hard to find a video of Eric Andre in the paparazzi considering he's not even remotely close to like Timothy Chalamet, like half more famous friends.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so can I ask you this then? Okay?

• 57:34Speaker 03

  Ask me anything.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  All right. I shouldn't, I shouldn't have said anything.

• 57:38Speaker 03

  No, you know what? I shouldn't have said anything.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  You, or you should have, you should have found good footage.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  It would have taken me more than five seconds considering.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  We could edit the fuck out of this thing, you know what I mean? We could give it.

• 57:49Speaker 03

  No, no, no, there's no.

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Australia is gonna be so fun.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  If I had taken more than 10 seconds, you would have been like, where's the fuck?

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, whoa, whoa.

• 58:03Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing that Jules does that drives me crazy about my animals.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Is, so Esther Provinsky.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Of course. The other day, oh, I wanted to bring this up. The other day.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  I woke up Saturday morning to hearing children play in my backyard. I know.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  What a terrible, it's like birds is worse. I mean, as bad, but it was children playing in my backyard.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  So like joy was going on and it was.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  There's pure joy going on.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  Pissed you off.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I walk in and there's three babies in my backyard, in my pool.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Esther's kids.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Two of Esther's kids and Kalila's kid.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Everybody you know has a key to his house.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone knows.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  Literally.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Everyone can come in.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  I, they're, the, the fucking, the key maker was like, I can't keep copying this key.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  There's 30 of them out.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  And I was, so I was, I got in my swim trunks, you know, me and my girlfriend came out and right, I'm swimming. You know what I mean? There's a swimming teacher there too.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  They fucking hired a full, like.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Like a full on swim.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  What, do you own the YMCA?

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  What's going on at your house?

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  And I sat there and out loud I said, there's just too much joy here.

• 59:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  It's, it was pleasant.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? But if it's, if I had the responsibility of the kids, I don't think I would be as joyful. Cause there's a lot of, hey, hey, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, hey, you know, like, don't go there.

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  You're not a, hey, hey, da, da, da, guy. You would just let them do whatever the fuck they want.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, eat the dog poop.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Like the kids pick up stuff.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  Let them do it.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And so, and it's like, but you know, the responsibility to do that, I just, it would be stressful.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  It's heavy.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  It's heavy.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  But sometimes if you let the kitty eat the dog poop, then they turn out like McConaughey. They figure it out eventually.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  You know, sometimes they figure it out.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  I bet you Fancy's childhood was very, very like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. It was. Look at him, wasn't it? You got yelled at a lot.

• 59:54Speaker 03

  A lot.

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. McConaughey was, well, maybe if you want to eat the dog poop and explore, that's okay. If it's gonna, if it's gonna open up your mind, that's good.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  He was babied like that. You know that.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  You see his parents, they treated him like a king.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Porg bitch. Like a soft pork bitch.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay, dude.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Why are you killing that guy today?

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  I love you, man. Here's, but what, here's one thing that I missed though in life is, um, Esther's kid went to Dave, you know, Dave King.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, her dad, his husband, his dad.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And the kid goes, daddy, hold me. Right? And he's, I'll hold you.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  Chinese little baby.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. It's a baby. Daddy, hold me.

• 1:00:35Andrew Santino?

  That's better.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  That was a white baby.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  That was a white baby.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  You betcha.

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  That's a white baby.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he grabbed the baby and, you know, he's teaching the baby to swim and I'm like.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  It's cute.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  This is so cute. I think, maybe I'm missing out in a whole.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  New world. You are, but you'd have way less money.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  Aladdin. Yeah, you and I, you and I didn't have kids and that is a thing that we miss.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's a, I just feel like it'll, it's too much of a responsibility for me.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Maybe. I don't know. I think you'd be a great dad, so I don't think it would matter. I think you would learn, I think you'd be so much fun. It would, you would just be a different guy. You'd be a different Bob.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Daddy, there's a, there's a ghost in my room. And you're like, oh, God.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, I don't, don't bring it in my room.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then you gotta check underneath the bed. I think that's fun.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  That's cute. And then you make up a game.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Where you killed the ghost, you took care of it.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  I got the ghost out. I went and got him.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a boogeyman. And then I have my wife, you know, I mean, go check. And then I'm, I'm the boogeyman.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Girlfriend.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  I dress up in the thing.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, see?

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So they can get, become stronger.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that fun though?

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  It's fun.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  See, that's good.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  It's a good time.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  Like, does your wife ever come in there and say, hey, I need you for something and you're in the middle of cutting?

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  Sometimes, but not.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  What would she ask for?

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  Help of any kind.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  Hey, we have a child. I need help with literally anything.

• 1:01:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  Leave it to sleep.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Why can't you do that?

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Exactly, that's what I say.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You do that.

• 1:02:01Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  That's that Latin lover she loves.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  I would do like, you know what I mean, you gotta drop, you know what I mean, Timmy off a baseball practice. At seven in the morning.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  You're not doing that.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  I am doing that.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  You would hire someone to do it.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  No, I would do it, but then I would be like, but you're picking him up. Because I'm gonna sleep when I get back home.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't do that. You'd just pay someone to do it.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Pay who?

• 1:02:25Andrew Santino?

  There's drivers. What do you mean?

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Carlos.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  I'm not taking care of your fucking kid.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you money.

• 1:02:30Speaker 03

  I don't need money that bad.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  That is so funny. He just shut it down. I get.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so rude.

• 1:02:36Speaker 03

  I don't wanna.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  You're being so rude right now. Pick up my kid, Timmy!

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  That's insane. Fuck Timmy.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whoa! What about you, McCon?

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  I'd pick him up.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  In his little bacteria car?

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'd get you a new car. Yeah.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  You'd have to. Timmy would die in that car.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  He'd be able to die in that car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  It'll make him stronger.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  It'll smell like this.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  Timmy will be trapped underneath like a box of old merch and a Chick-fil-A bag.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  How did the kid die? Under Bad Friends hoodies?

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  And then if you watch the baseball game, your Timmy's baseball game.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go to a T-ball game?

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  You gotta cheer.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  You have to cheer.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  But you're not really cheering.

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  Only when they look at you.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you'll go, "I'm watching, daddy's watching."

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  What if we're being honest? Yeah, we did. That is a little thing. We still could, we could adopt, you and I, we could adopt a kid. You know, how about this? How about we adopt a kid and we time-share it? Like it's a condo.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  You have it.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  How much is, can you adopt?

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  I'm Googling it already with my quick skills.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  God, he's on one today.

• 1:03:31Speaker 05

  Which color do you want?

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  Forty to seventy thousand dollars to adopt.

• 1:03:34Speaker 03

  Color is forty.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  That's how much it costs to get a kid?

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Foster care is the most affordable route, often zero to two thousand dollars. Private domestic infant and international adoption typically run forty to seventy thousand dollars.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Now, that's how much is to get the kid transferred to your house?

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  Unless you adopt from a foster care, which is zero to two thousand.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that would do that, foster care?

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, but those are rampant with scams usually.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I go to a legitimate.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:03:58Speaker 03

  But you might get, what if you get like a thirty-year-old?

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  You got Brad.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like that movie Impostor. You ever see that movie?

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  That documentary?

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  That girl was incredible. Oh, another one just came out about a girl that kept going back to high school. Did you see that?

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  Never been kissed?

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's a, it's a, it's a, um, it was a news article. It's not a movie yet. A girl kept going back to high school and lying in different cities and stuff like that. And she was like twenty-six years old and a senior in high school.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Impostor was worse. You know that documentary?

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know. I'm just saying, but this, this is a real story that just happened as well.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yes, okay.

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  People still trying to pull this shit off is wild.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  It's wild.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  What is it? A girl keeps, uh... She kept going back. They just kept finding.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  What does she looks like? Well, I wanna see what she looks like.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  A K classman, twenty-eight-year-old woman who was arrested for enrolling in a Bronx high school opposing a sixteen-year-old student. Twenty-eight years old and pretended to be sixteen. And she did it multiple times in different, different districts. That's her.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  I would buy it.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  Sixteen? That girl's not sixteen years old?

• 1:04:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:56Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy. Twenty-eight years old. Here's the saddest part.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  She didn't do it for any like nefarious reasons. She's just like sad and lonely and missed her childhood. That's so fucked up and dark. It's not like.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Why would you wanna go to the worst place imaginable? High school was the darkest years of my life.

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  Bullied and she wants.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  So was I. I wanna go back.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  No, she wants like to, she wants to make up for the years that didn't work for her probably. It's sad.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's another movie.

• 1:05:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  Bobby goes back to high school to make up for all the times you were bullied and everything. Now you're the cool king. Now, the guy becomes a famous podcaster and comedian, goes back to high school and is the king again.

• 1:05:37Speaker 05

  Like Twenty-two and a Half jumps straight.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  Back to School was incredible. That was so he could get a.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Did that joke again?

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-two and a Half jumps.

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's really good.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  They actually, they did Twenty-one and a Half.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  They did it.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  They did already.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  They did it. Back to School is such a good movie.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  It's a call, he goes back to college, right?

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:55Speaker 03

  With his son.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but with the son, yeah.

• 1:05:57Andrew Santino?

  They put a hot tub in his dorm room.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a funny.

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  Dangerfield's the man.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  He's the man.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  Robert Downey Jr. is in it.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's right!

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Right!

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  I forget, he's like the cool art guy? That was before he like, uh, really slid off into the, into the midst.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  What a comeback story.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  Ramus told a story about Caddyshack on day one, that the DP set up a shot and he had got to set. And they were like, "All right, let's go." And Ramus was like, "Let's, uh, I think we should be shooting this way." And the DP was like, "What?"

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "What about over there?" He's like, "Because everything is right there." And he turned and he was like, "Yeah, we could shoot that, that way too. That's totally fine."

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  Like he, they were so fucked up and out of it. They were just every day. They partied all day, every day. And then they had storms in Florida while they were filming, so they would just coop up in a hotel and just do drugs all day, all night. And they're like, "We gotta film in a day or two." That's crazy!

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  And also they would get real money.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude!

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  And half of it is spent on cocaine.

• 1:06:55Andrew Santino?

  Drugs!

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  That's awesome. We miss those days.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  Let's make that kinda movie.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. I'll relapse.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  We would naturally just.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna relapse to do a movie, a drug movie.

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 1:07:07Speaker 03

  Fear load.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  Fine.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:07:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:10Andrew Santino?

  Let's remake Jaws with cocaine.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  That's a big fish!

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  And I'm just chewing on shrimp.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Cocaine and shrimp.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Just grinding into my teeth.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  The boat never leaves the port.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  It never leaves the port.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  We just do blow on the boat for like five days straight and never leave.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Meanwhile, he's killed a thousand tourists.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  And hence the beginning of the movie?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  The Amber Alert.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Amber.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  The Kimchi Alert begins.

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  The Kimchi Alert, yeah.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  All right. Thank you for being a bad friend.