Bobby Is Distressed

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:03Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 0:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh my God. How long was I in the bathroom when we at the restaurant?

• 0:16Bobby Lee?

  So long.

• 0:17Andrew Santino?

  20 minutes at the restaurant. The moment I took my last bite, I was like, huh?

• 0:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:22Andrew Santino?

  I had to go immediately.

• 0:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:24Andrew Santino?

  That was Bad News Bears.

• 0:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:25Andrew Santino?

  I should have wrote that girl and been like, not a good recommendation.

• 0:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 0:28Andrew Santino?

  My stomach, the moment I finished my eggs, I was like, hmm. I think this is. I think this is bad.

• 0:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 0:36Andrew Santino?

  We both.

• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  It was pretty tough.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  That was at that restaurant.

• 0:39Speaker 04

  Mine was prolonged.

• 0:40Andrew Santino?

  His was.

• 0:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 0:41Andrew Santino?

  His was an hour later.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Was yours loose or did you have to?

• 0:45Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  I want to know the consistency.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  You ever been to Niagara Falls?

• 0:51Bobby Lee?

  Now I get it.

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Identical.

• 0:52Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  Identical.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  I understand, yeah. I do Pompeii. Yeah, yeah, mine are Pompeii, but you do a Niagara Falls.

• 0:58Andrew Santino?

  Niagara.

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, mine's an explosion.

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that reminds me.

• 1:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me just, I want to add on to the poop.

• 1:03Andrew Santino?

  Go, yeah, more poop stuff.

• 1:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So last night, I'm having dinner with my friend Jean.

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  Hong.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  And Andrea Jin hangs out.

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  Jin.

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we're sitting there, we're eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of like repositioning.

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  Shifting.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  She's shifting.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  Shit shifting.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she is like Titanic plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the world is doing.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, it's gonna, it's gonna break eventually.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Those plates keep touching each other.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's also like icebergs detaching from, you know, there's some stuff going on here. But anyway, um, let's get back to.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm an environmentalist.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  I really am.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Super El Nino, the whole thing. All right. Anyway, um, things are shifting, but my point is, is this, she's shifting in her chair and I go, you got, she hit it? And she's like, I do. I go, well, they have a bathroom here. And she goes, I don't do public bathrooms.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know that, yeah.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  And I go, you live pretty far away. She's like, I know, I just, I'm fine. I go, no, I can tell when shift, people are shifting.

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  You can tell shit shifting.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, you have eight minutes.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna break away.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  You see the doomsday clock?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she goes, you're right. And she just gets up, gets in her car. And then when she texts me later, she goes, I was right on time. And I knew the shifts. You know what I mean? I, I know about environmental shifts. I also know about shit shifts.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Eight minutes.

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, eight minutes. She got raised home. You've been there.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  The timing is just like, i- if it was a second, you know what I mean, later, it would have been a disaster.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  Chernobyl.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Chernobyl.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  It would have been, it would have been the end of the end of the end. I, I did that one on the way from the airport. I threw up in my front yard. I got all the way to the house, got out of my car.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  And my dog came out.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they, they, they're confused about it.

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  They have no idea why you throw up. When you throw up in front of a dog, they do, they go like this.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why do you, why do people leave Chernobyl?

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what, they shouldn't have taken off?

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Stick around.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  I know. No, what I'm saying is, I saw the Chernobyl HBO show. That was a great show, right? But what I'm saying is, there's a wildlife there.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and there are wolves and dogs. They're, they're blue.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  They're blue, right? Like, they're blue, right?

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, blue dog.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  But they're alive and they survived, right? So why can't we have white walkers over there?

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  Blue people.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Blue people.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a mouth on the side of its face. That one's tough.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  That one's hard. Oh, I'm, uh, speaking of that photo, I want to tell you another thing. I was, I want to say this the other day. Right? We talked about simulations the other day.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Did we not?

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  I know you had other things to say. Am I interrupting you?

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  I'd like you to.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't even remember.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  I will give you the opportunity to talk right now.

• 3:46Andrew Santino?

  I don't want it. What are you gonna say about simulations?

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what I'm gonna tell you about simulations.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Tell me, tell me.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  And you try to explain this.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  All right. So there's a legend by my neighborhood. And there's a deep legend.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  Only in your neighborhood?

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Only in my neighborhood is a legend.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And there's a legend that there's a coyote, right, with a tumor on its face.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  Tumor on its face? Just like a big lump on its?

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  No. It's Elephant Man. Yeah. And I, there's a couple of jokes I want to say that I can't say, cause I'm gonna have to cut them out. So I'm not even gonna say them, right? But it's Elephant Man, you know? And it's like, um. Then a month ago, or two months ago, Kalila, Kalila, my ex goes, I saw it. And she took a photo of it and tumor, right?

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Coyote tumor.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Right. But then I was with my girlfriend and we're driving down the street and he's standing in the middle of the road. Right? And he has a bird hanging out on his head.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Not moving. It wasn't like flying around his head like flies or whatever. It was just like.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  Do you have a picture of this?

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't have a picture of it.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  How did you not capture a bird on a coyote?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm not on, I don't work for National Geographic.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  You quit that job?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  I quit that job too. Yeah, yeah. I don't like rainforests.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I get sweaty, you know, and I break out. You mean so, but it, there was a bird just chilling, a white bird. And I, and I have my girlfriend to defend, uh, uh, she saw it too. I go, that's interesting.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Once again, the whites riding on the back of somebody.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Just riding on the backs of a brown.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Brown, you know, tumor faced.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  While he's doing all the work and the white.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  No, but she was, the bird was just chilling and I'm like, that's never been seen in nature.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen something.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen anything like.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  No, it never goes there.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It never does it happen, but that's what I saw. Is that incredible?

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Is that a simulation or is that just life magic?

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  A little bit of life magic, but I do believe simulation comes into play there for sure.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What is that?

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Is that an, look at.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  So, so, so, so look at the black dog right there that you had it on the point.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  This is gonna make me so sad.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, the one down, right there. Yeah, that one, right there. That's what, what it looks like this, what?

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  No, that I like that.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes. You do like it?

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  I would, cause I like, I like animals that have a little, uh, what do they call it?

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Tumor.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  What did, what did, what did Bobby from King of the Hill call it? Wabi-sabi?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wabi-sabi.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Dog's got a little bit of wabi-sabi.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  So now imagine a coyote with a white bird on its head.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  What does it mean when you see a white bird on another animal? It's got, maybe this is a.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a symbiotic relationship.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  But there could be, it could be, have a deeper meaning socially. What does it mean when you see a white bird sitting on another animal?

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Seeing a white bird getting on another animal usually points to mutualism in nature. The bird eats ticks and parasites off the animal. It represents a spiritual omen of peace, purity, and unexpected partnerships.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  So it does happen?

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  It happens a lot.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  It's not a stipulation?

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  No, it happens a lot, yeah.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  Symbiosis.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Symbiosis, okay.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  Ecological symbiosis.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's like when, like, you know, um, those free, those, those freeloaded fish that riot on whales. I don't know what you, I think.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  They call it like the leaves of the Bobby.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Suckerfish.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't, yeah, suckerfish.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  Remoras.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, they, um, they take a free ride.

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's me.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  For sure.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  And I, I don't, I don't take offense to that.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  No, you shouldn't.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I, you know, I, I'll be honest with you. My whole life has been clinging on to somebody else's shirt and just, just going, keep going.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  Suckerfish.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm a suckerfish.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  You're a remor- remoras.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I suck the soul and, and nutrients from whoever I'm riding.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then when they're deflating, I grab another shirt.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  Genius.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Alright, keep going, what?

• 7:39Speaker 05

  We feel it.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do. You're not somebody I've clinged on to, ever. You cling on to me. Yeah, yeah, and I'm trying to take a scissors and go.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Alright?

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  You cut right through his, his Uall shirt.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think that you're, I'm clinging on to you? Yeah, you're clinging on to me to. No, no, no, you guys are clinging on to us, right?

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  Who's clinging the most?

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  You're clinging on to both of us.

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, one hand on each shirt.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  And what is Mccone doing?

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:06Speaker 05

  Dragging us down too.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  No, who are you, you're clinging on to Andrew obviously the most, right? So, but there's no hand on my shirt.

• 8:14Speaker 04

  No, there's, there's like a finger.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, there's a hook?

• 8:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting because last night I asked you, you know what I mean, a very. Friendship like question.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  It was nice.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  It was a nice interaction that we had a little phone phone.

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:29Speaker 04

  Started talking and you started laughing. He said, never mind. I don't know why I called you.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you said you had an old soul.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the old soul thing's annoying.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  It's annoying. Yeah, yeah. We're not doing the list again.

• 8:38Speaker 05

  You said interesting, though.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I understand that, but we're not doing the list.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  He also said, is is that to start the show? You're already at 10 bucks.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  I know. I just did an Elmo laugh.

• 8:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, 55 bucks I owe you already. All right. So that's it. We're not playing this.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  McCone slept over at my house and I didn't want to have to wash the sheets again. So we asked him politely to sleep on the floor and he did. He slept on the floor.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Why are you sleeping at Andrew's house?

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  Because we had to leave at 5:00 in the morning.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  We had to go take a ri- take a ride.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  To where?

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  San Diego.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  You did that show already in Del Mar?

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. I, I took a ride down there to go do a golf thing and came back. We filmed it.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  And you filmed it?

• 9:13Speaker 04

  Yesterday.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yesterday.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Down and back, same day. Got back by 2:10 PM.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  That's a fun ride.

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  It's, it was actually not bad.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  Coffee, we had some chats.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  I tried to teach him some lessons about life and all he wanted to do was rap to the song that was on.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Was it Kanye?

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, who, who was on when you were annoying?

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Who was it? Give me the loot. Give me the loot.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Five, five more dollars.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  The funny thing is people are gonna think I made him sleep on the floor.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  No, we didn't let him sleep in the house. I said backyard is top notch for you, pal.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  You know, we watched Social Network together, though, and I, God.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Good movie.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  I had a, I had a, you know, when you got an itch, you got a scratch? I saw a clip on TikTok of Social Network and I forgot how much I liked the movie.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  So I said, we're gonna watch it. So we rented it, watched it.

• 9:57Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Sorkin.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Genius.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  And Fincher combined.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Brilliant.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  It's like, this is like a super team.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a super team.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's like an un- unbelievably, from front to back, the movie has zero, and I mean, zero fat. There wasn't an ounce of, I'm getting bored.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing how good that movie is.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, the, the reason why Sorkin does not let actors, you know, um, improvise is because, no, what I wrote is what I want. And that's why, I mean, I don't know if I told you the story, but remember that other show that he did after West Wing? It was about sketch?

• 10:32Speaker 05

  Studio 60.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Studio 60. So I had an audition with him in the room and I'd be reading with Sorkin and I said, nah.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  You bailed?

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Because I, it was.

• 10:44Speaker 05

  Have to memorize.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was two pages of dialogue, right? And I knew his reputation of like word for word. And I was like, yeah, I can't do this.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  It would have been hard.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  It would have been too hard. I mean, would you do it?

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  You could have done it.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Now I think I could do it.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  I think you could have done it.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I couldn't. I was too nervous.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  I would have loved it.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm a huge West Wing fan and you know what I mean? And that so social network is network. Is it what? Social network? Was that the movie?

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, social.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love his work and I was like, I can't, I can't shame myself. The risk was too high.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  He would have loved you.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Hadn't come out at this point.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:19Speaker 04

  Those were not were gotten come out at this point.

• 11:21Speaker 05

  Lost an excuse.

• 11:21Speaker 04

  This was 2006.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, I was a West Wing fan. Can I say that?

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  Damn, Mccone.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Goddamn, what is going on? You do have an old soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Really old soul.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  You know what would have been clever? It's called The Social Network, right?

• 11:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't it have been funny if they crossed out the word the?

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, drop the the, knowing the framing of the movie.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Drop the the.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Social network. I'm not telling.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait for meta. I mean, that's gonna be.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Meta movie.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  The meta movie.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  The reckoning is what it's gonna be called.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Is it really?

• 11:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the social.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  I was just kidding. They're making another movie? Oh, fuck, I had no idea.

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Starting, uh, uh.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  The bear guy?

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Jeremy Allen White. Uh, I don't know the names. I'm very good. Mikey Madison.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  And, um.

• 12:04Speaker 05

  Strong.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Jeremy Strong, and I do not know the gentleman on the left.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Jeremy Strong.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  That's Sorkin.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  That's Sorkin?

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  He looks.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  He looks good.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  He looks good.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he looks good. He looks Nolan good.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I was gonna say he looks different than what I remember.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  He just looks, he looks more mature.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he still looks good for his age.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  I know, I was just gonna say.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  It didn't look like him at first.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it, you know, that is interesting. It's like you, you, you drive down the street and you go, you see four billboards with the same actors on it.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  And, and then you hear guys like, um, my old friend Matt Jones. You know Matt?

• 12:39Andrew Santino?

  I love Matt Jones.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he was in Breaking Bad.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  He played Badger.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he's a great guy.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  He's going viral right now.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  He's going viral right now.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  He's going viral because he's talking about actors not being compensated fairly.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it, it's, I mean, I've been out of that game for a long time.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Acting?

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  No, in terms of like network, you know what I mean, series regular.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Pilot season.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Pilot season, that game. I think the last pilot I did was Sling Up Together.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're an offer only guy. I mean, it literally says on your page, on your agent's website, it says, "Offer only Bobby Lee."

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  It seems like it's your pronouns. Offer only Bobby Lee.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But my point is, is that those days are over for me, but um, and it's not, it's not like I want it.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  No, well, no.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't want it.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:27Speaker 05

  Why bring it up?

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  I'll bring it up because I feel bad for my friends. You know, guys like Matt. When I see, you know.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Because the promise of the fucking strikes, where that work was going to stay in Los Angeles and blossom and bloom. And actors were gonna get more work and crew was gonna get more work, and that was a lie, and it didn't turn out to be true, and people are working less than ever, and they're getting paid less than ever. So it was all bullshit.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  And that's what you get when you use a Hobbit as SAG president.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? You don't use people from Middle Earth, right? And bring them to Hollywood, right? To run stuff.

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Right? Farm! Have babies, dance on tables.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  With jugs of beer. That's what you're... "Hodai, hodai, everyone, hodai, hodai," or whatever you do, you know? Aragorn, I don't want him a union president. I don't. Bormir.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  Who should be the union president?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Who should be the SAG union president for actors?

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  It could be a variety of people.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  It was Fran Drescher for a long time.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I like her. Her voice. Let's do her voice.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  She would leave voicemails on your, she would call actors' phones?

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  "Hi, it's Fran Drescher. Remember to vote."

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that I like.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  The current one is Sean Astin, as Bobby was saying, right?

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  The Hobbit.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  He's the president.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Samwise Gamgee. Samwise Gamgee is the president of SAG.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like it.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's...

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking Rudy!

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's Rudy. I don't want Rudy. He lost! He played one game!

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Did he not lose?

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  He played one game.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hated that movie growing up, growing up. Did you like that movie growing up? It's like, what a loser.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  God, I know that. Just the, just the, just the obvious difference of you and I is I loved that fucking movie.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  That's the difference, yeah.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  I loved that movie.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Why, why did you love it?

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's sports, so I like sports.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I love the movie, um, Hoosiers, is that a movie?

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Is that a movie?

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it is.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  That was a really good movie.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  Such a phenomenal movie.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  That was a phenomenal movie.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  What was the movie about?

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  It was about the Indiana basketball team.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  And what, what?

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Um, what's that coach, King, not, um, Bobby Knight? Is it Bobby Knight?

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but wasn't Bobby Knight the Indiana, Indiana?

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  This movie was not about him, it predates him.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  It predates him. I, I don't remember, but I remember watching, it's like when you watch that baseball movie with Robert Bradford, I don't know what it's called, but I remember it was good. The Natural? The Natural.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  That was a great movie.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  About what?

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  It was about baseball.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  And who was the lead guy in Hoosiers? What's his name?

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  The, one of the most famous actors of all time.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen, I, I don't know what you're doing right now, I'm just telling you that I've seen sporting event movies.

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  And, but you don't like them because you don't remember them, so they obviously didn't have an impact on you whatsoever.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  All right, what I'm saying is that I can't tell you who, I've never seen Benham Black Beckham.

• 16:11Speaker 05

  Really?

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Such a good movie.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Is it really?

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  The best, you want to know what the best soccer movie is?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Ladybugs.

• 16:16Speaker 05

  Oh, yes.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  Ladybugs is one of the funniest soccer movies of all time.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a ladybug.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  No.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Rodney Dangerfield in Ladybugs.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  It's absolutely hilarious.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Could you make this today? No.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what the theme of this is?

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  It's, let me guess, based on the photo.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Just look at that photo, tell me what you think it is.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  It's about a grandfather who has a granddaughter, right? And he's like, "Hey, you know what I mean? No, no one's, no one's coaching your team, right? We're gonna win the championship, eh."

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  You nailed, you nailed it so far.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Have I really?

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  I love that movie.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's probably not running like that.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  He does, no, well, he doesn't, he's not, first of all.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  In my memory.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay, ready?

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  Hey, this is gonna be funny, real fast. This is gonna make you laugh.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go on.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  This is just, the coincidence is crazy. Hi. What song have I been humming a lot in the shower? A lot. I've been humming it a lot lately. A theme to something. Oh, the Rudy?

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Alright, I'll talk to you later.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  Bye, bye.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Bye. Okay, so...

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  I've literally been humming it, for some reason, this is so coincidentally weird, lately in the shower,

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  and she's like, "Shut up, stop it."

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  All day in the shower. I love that movie.

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you know what I hum?

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  That's what I hum.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know what that is.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  A League of Their Own.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Very good baseball movie.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what that is, right?

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  Yes, dude. Jon Favreau. A Favreau beginning.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  The Favreau beginning. So let me tell you what Rudy is about. I, I've seen it one time.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a kid who's smaller.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  It's you, by the way.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  It's a success story from a tiny man who just...

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Is that Vince? Yup. So Vince is in it. That's how he, they met. That's how Favreau, Jon, and who else met? The guy, A Christmas Story, what's his name?

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  Peter Billingsley.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  That, because I know all three of them, because I did a, um, a charade night.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  What do you call it, a charade night?

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  This is a Michael Bay night?

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, it's not a Michael Bay, it's where like, you know what I mean? Where you have to act things out.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Charades?

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I did a charade night, for some reason, I don't know why I was there.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  At whose house?

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Vince's house.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  It was me, Vince, it was Jon Favreau, it was Peter Billingsley. No, that's not, this is in the late 90s.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  That's the most Hollywood shit of all time.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  They would even, they had just done Swingers.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Huge!

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  Huge!

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anyway.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  They exploded.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I now realize that's how they met.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, on Rudy. On Rudy.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  So now, do you like Rudy?

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  And I'll tell you why. It's, let me just explain you, get it off.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Cultural phenomenon.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Alright, just get, get, get, get it off. I gotta go. Alright, I get, yeah.

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  That was our generation's obsession.

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to tell you what it's about. It's a guy who's small, right? He can't make it into the big, um, football team because he's too small.

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  Can't make it to the big show.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  The big show, right? I can't, that's fucking rude.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm saying it's a hero story.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  I made it to the big show.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  Because why?

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Because of you?

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  Because we let you in the game.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Alright, but I've done more than one game.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm not Rudy.

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  You're not.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did one game.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  He played in a game.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  In the last three minutes of the game?

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  Probably maybe less.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  Maybe it was one play.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then he gets a touchdown?

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't even get a touchdown? He doesn't get a touchdown?

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  He gets a sack.

• 20:02Speaker 05

  Plays on defense.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he plays on defense, so he gets a sack?

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  Defense.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  And the whole place cheers?

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Carlos?

• 20:08Speaker 05

  It's very hokey, like, yeah.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  No, it, the payoff isn't there.

• 20:15Speaker 05

  For him, and you're living through him in that moment, and he's supposed to inspire you.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  It's an inspirational film about a guy who, who wasn't supposed to make it there and got there anyway. That's you.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  You, you think someone thought the little Asian guy from Poway, the drug addict from, musician from Poway, the hip, cool guy, the little hip weirdo Korean whose dad owns a fashion gal store in Poway, was gonna become a mega superstar comedy guy? Bobby. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Ba.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Ding ding ding ding ding ding.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

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• 21:21Andrew Santino?

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• 21:27Bobby Lee?

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• 21:40Bobby Lee?

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• 21:41Andrew Santino?

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• 21:43Andrew Santino?

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• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  It's the World Cup.

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• 21:47Bobby Lee?

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• 22:45Bobby Lee?

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• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  You take it all the time.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

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• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Knock, knock.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

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• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  That's the sound of your bedpost when you use BlueChew.

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• 23:43Bobby Lee?

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• 23:55Bobby Lee?

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• 24:19Andrew Santino?

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• 24:55Bobby Lee?

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• 25:05Andrew Santino?

  goals faster join at rocket money.com slash bad friends that's rocket money.com slash bad friends rocket money.com slash bad friends I mean case in point you're Rudy dude I'm not ready you became you became a hero I've done more than sacking I have done way more than sacking I've gotten touchdowns you know what I mean I've been the star of the team maybe not captain right but I'm definitely on the team all right you're on the team all right so it's just a story of a hero

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  yeah yeah and I don't I think the payoff is not big enough for me okay I don't even know the song I'm basing the song based on what you just say let me just try to try to do it

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  is that what am I close yeah you're close it's very I've never heard of that song before it's good enough yeah yeah yeah well give me one theme song from a movie that sticks in your brain um dun dun dun dun okay but give me not that's so obvious give me one that everybody knows that yeah yeah yeah give me one that only you love that you remember okay this is gonna be hard to do yeah let me hear American Psycho

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  what is that can you guys guess

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Beginning, I thought it was Barry, girl. No, no, no. But then he.

• 26:47Speaker 04

  Art track?

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Hereditary.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  Ah, wow.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  Not one of us got it.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  No. But that's if you, if you're a fan of Hereditary, you know that that's what happens. I've seen that movie a thousand times. When Peter walks up those stairs, which is, you know, and he gets transformed into King Paimon, right? That's the song. It's very like hornsy.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then all of a sudden, it becomes very dystopian and dark. And then these horns that kick in.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  It's so fucking horrifying.

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  You're Hans Zimmer.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Dude, I am.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  You are Hans Zimmer. The tone was.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  So you asked me, now, aside from Rudy, you fucking bastard, right? And you can't be hacky, you can't do E.T., you can't do Superman, right? Give me something that like is as that specific like that.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  As specific as that?

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's gotta be as specific as that, fuckface.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I know what it is.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  Ghostbuster.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, baby.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  That's not specific.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  That's specific.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  That's hacky.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  What you gonna call? It's a Ghostbuster.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Who you gonna call? It's a Ghostbuster. That's hacky. Give me something specific.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  The Asian Ghostbusters are so good.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who you gonna call? It's a Ghostbuster.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  All right, no. Give me something specific.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, a specific movie. A theme song from a very specific movie.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  I've sung you the ones that I love. I've sung you.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You put me in a corner, right? I dug my way out.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  How to put you in a corner? I just set you up. I go, give me a.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I did. I went Star Wars and went too hacky.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  How was it so hard to hacky? It's just, I, that was easy.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  I caught. It's iconic.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Iconic.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  Top of the line.

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, I got one.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  I got one. Hold on. All this sound in my head and now I'm trying to hear the theme.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to do it. Hold on.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I have to hear it.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna ask the kid, I know you know, what's this, it's a TV show. Where everybody knows your name.

• 29:08Speaker 05

  Cheers.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you didn't say it, Carlos.

• 29:11Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought you were asking him.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I said the group. It's a competition.

• 29:15Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  How about this one?

• 29:17Speaker 05

  Competing?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  What is, Sanford and Son?

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Seinfeld.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Seinfeld.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  I love when the guy who did the Seinfeld soundtrack.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  That's a bass?

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  It's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, yeah, you're right. That's Seinfeld.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever see that guy composing? Cause every, you know, every theme was different.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  Do you know this? He wrote it and every theme he would do based on the episode. Do you not know this? It's pretty impressive. There's a video about, that's the video, I think. The video is incredible.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  He talks about how he changes it depending on the joke structure that Jerry does in the intro.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  Stop it. It's amazingly interesting.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  And from a guy who's a music guy, you'd think you'd appreciate the idea that he created it.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, here's some stuff that I want to talk about now. A video. American Experience, The Forgotten Plague. It's about tuberculosis. I watch every American Experience by PBS, by the way.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I love watching, you know, just, you know, I mean, these random facts. Someone has to keep that channel alive.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  And I donate to PBS, by the way.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  How much?

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  It's just like 80 bucks a year.

• 30:26Speaker 05

  That's not a lot.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  $80 a year?

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but that's a lot.

• 30:30Speaker 05

  No.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  That's not a lot?

• 30:31Speaker 05

  Need more.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, maybe the next year I redonate, I'll do 250, 300.

• 30:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  If you want to keep PBS alive.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm not the only one keeping PBS alive.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  You need to, but you-

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there's all, you should be, everyone should be surboarding public broadcasting.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Twelve, uh, the average individual donation, including, uh, PBS, NPR is roughly 1250 a month, an average of 140 or to 150 a year. You're less than the average donation from people who don't have good jobs and they still give. They usually require a minimum of $5 per month or $60 a year to unlock demanding streaming feature. So you did it so you could stream PBS Passport.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's at PBS Passport.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  We know why you did it. So he could stream PBS Passport.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to watch the shows, dude. You know what I mean? But I watch all the shows, you know?

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Shame.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  It is, it is shame on me, dude. And I, and if you're PBS, I apologize and I will donate more money.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  I won't.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  I know you won't, but because, but they have interesting things in there.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  Some of it, for sure.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Some of it, yeah. There's some interesting things that, I'm a big, you know, um, Ken Burns fan.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  The man.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  I love history and I love watching historical, you know, and I didn't know anything about tuberculosis, to be honest with you.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  You learn all of it now.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they had these tuberculosis asylums here in LA, which was at first for the rich. They come over, the sun, the sunshine will, um, you know, get you healthy, right? So it was for the rich. They had these, you know, beautiful asylums with courtyards. People would be playing cricket and stuff, but then all of a sudden the poor came. And then LA was like, hey, especially black people and brown people. They're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right? And it was like, why? What's up?

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  Different kind of TB.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  It's what kind?

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, BPTB.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  BPTV.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  BD.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  BPTV.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  I thought BD, big dick. I thought you said big dick TV.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, BDTV.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, BDTB. Yeah, that's what they had.

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  That looks nice.

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  No, those were the poorer ones, the ones that, um-

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  That looks nice facing the window.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, yeah. But it was a brutal disease. It killed one out of seven Americans.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  It did.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:49Speaker 05

  It's funny you know that stat.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, I just, I have-

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  He just watched it.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm a weird guy.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  No, he just consumed it.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm a weird guy and I consume weird things.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  He will forget this in a year.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I will always remember one out of seven.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Never forget.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And in fact, note this down, a year from now when we were on this podcast, ask me that stat. And I'll know it.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, one out of seven's pretty easy. Give me another stat.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Why are you always downgrading me, dude?

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm upgrading you.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're, yeah, yeah, I did hereditary, right? Which was a pretty good, you know?

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  It wasn't a competition, I just asked you, hey, you need-

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  You put me in a corner, I had to find my way out.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  There was no painting.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  War.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Rewind it.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  It's a war.

• 33:25Speaker 05

  It's another thing.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I understand that, but we're done with that.

• 33:29Speaker 05

  Oh, we are?

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not doing it today. We did it for that one day.

• 33:32Speaker 05

  Four years.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  That's for the whole year.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  No, we didn't, we never made that contract.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  McCone needs a college fund.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So I owe you 55 bucks from the last episode and that's it. Old soul. Anyway, um, yeah, what?

• 33:42Speaker 05

  You're at 60 right now.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm at $60?

• 33:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  Whatever.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  65.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 65.

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  What shirt is that? Is that a Rams shirt?

• 33:48Speaker 05

  No, it's a Cotton Citizen shirt. It's-

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  But it says LA what?

• 33:52Speaker 05

  It just says Los Angeles Cotton Citizen. It's like a Brandon WeHo.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  That's a good shirt, but you know, McCone's shirt, you want me to do it or no?

• 34:02Speaker 04

  No.

• 34:04Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  You, what?

• 34:05Speaker 04

  You want to distress it?

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Let me see, stand up.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a good shirt.

• 34:10Speaker 04

  I know, I don't want you to throw rocks on it and put it in your pool or whatever, throwing cotton-

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  You don't want it in the coffee pool?

• 34:15Speaker 04

  No, but thank you.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  You don't want a distress by Bobby?

• 34:20Speaker 04

  No, I don't, I like-

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  You know what? When we open up a distress by Bobby on Melrose-

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  You can't come to the, you can't come to the opening.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's not okay.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  It's not, it's not okay.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  Some, some people like new shit. Yeah.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, yeah.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Who are you talking to?

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when I see somebody with a brand new rock tee, it offends me to the core.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  This is a brand new rock tee.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. And what did I say earlier?

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  Not in the other room. What? Oh, you love it. You were like, I love it.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  I love your whole look, right?

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  You like my slacks, yeah.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I like the brown, the light brown with the slacks and the shoes, but in my mind, I'm like, I wish that shirt was more distressed.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I like.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it offends me.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  You don't even know anything about this shirt, about who makes it and the under. That's what you don't know. You're Mr. Like, make it look old. This is cool because it's not old. Because some people can't get it. That's why it's nice. Because it's a collaboration. Don't worry about it.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, you're snooty today, dude?

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, rocks in your pool.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  High rising? I like it. I like high rising, Andrew. Yeah, I like it. Right? But you're offending me right now.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  It's okay.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not okay. You hit a nerve.

• 35:33Speaker 05

  That's a brand new rock shirt.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  But it's distressed.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's distressed a little bit.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  You distressed me a little bit.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:40Speaker 05

  You distressed all of us.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  I do. Interesting.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Interesting, all right?

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Five more dollars.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Who distresses you most? And let's be honest with you. With all of us, I mean.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay. This is a fun game.

• 35:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a great game.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  We play this often.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Andrew and I. And be honest within your hearts, your soul.

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  Please, please, please.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  And be mindful and just be logical.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 36:04Speaker 05

  None of you.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  No, use your critical thinking.

• 36:07Andrew Santino?

  Critical.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Use your critical thinking.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  Critical.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Who stresses you out more?

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Who distresses you out the most?

• 36:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, distresses you out the most. Let's start with Carlos.

• 36:16Speaker 05

  Oh, between the both of you? That's easy. It's you, because we go on tour together. And you tell insane stories to millions of people.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  You knew that was gonna backfire. That's insane.

• 36:24Speaker 05

  Well, I mean, you know, I rock and roll with you.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 36:28Speaker 05

  So, okay.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  He's your boy.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  You distress him, but he's your boy.

• 36:31Speaker 05

  I like wartime.

• 36:33Speaker 05

  War is fun.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Next.

• 36:37Speaker 04

  You're just harder to read. So sometimes I'm like, is he upset about something? Or like, why, where is this energy? When Andrew's upset.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  He lost his voice because of it.

• 36:48Speaker 04

  I know. When Andrew's upset, I know, I usually can understand. You, sometimes you're a bit of a wild card, which is what we love about you. But sometimes it just, it makes it a little more distressed. But it's a part of working with Bobby who I wouldn't trade it for the world. Wow.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, so you.

• 37:07Speaker 04

  Me?

• 37:07Speaker 06

  No, that's what he said, you.

• 37:09Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 37:12Speaker 06

  I'm gonna go the other way, Bobby.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  Nice. Good. Do that. That's nice.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Is that the truth? I don't want you to go the other way just because the flow is, you know what I mean, against me.

• 37:24Speaker 06

  You, I never talked to you, so.

• 37:28Speaker 06

  The only person who I talked to is Andrew, so.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  No stress to be had.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:32Speaker 06

  Right.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  No stress to be had.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I talk to Carlos the most. You know what I mean? And we can't talk, we can't talk about what we talk about, right? But, you know, I mean, he knows me inside and out and what I believe in.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And, you know, these are things I cannot share out loud. One day I will, you know what I mean? But, um, so I think that's why we have a connection. But also you treat me like shit. Yeah, yeah. But that's fine because we've known each other for a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mccone, I apologize. And I will be more, um.

• 38:06Speaker 06

  No, you're.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I will be an open book that you can read.

• 38:10Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I will be an open book that you can read. I was reaching out to you last night because I was, I was, you know, want to have a company. We had a little quick talk, right? And I'll be an open book from now on, okay? And Andrea's good choice. Anyway, let's move on. Yeah. And you know what? I get it. I get that shirt. It's a, and I want to know more about it later.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Can I tell you?

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  What are the pauses about?

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  Pregnant. I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant pauses.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  You're Ellis's pregnant.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you can't say that in the mic?

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, but-

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  You said pauses, had pregnant pauses. Pregnant pause.

• 38:49Speaker 05

  Oh, people keep sending us this, um, guy because he looks like Andres.

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 38:53Speaker 05

  He's the president of Serbia.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  Aleksandar? He does look like you.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  He does look like Andres, yeah. Under, like, fifteen years later.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  And what does he believe in?

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what does he believe in?

• 39:01Speaker 05

  Twenty-five.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Bad stuff.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  Aleksandar wants to reinstitute slavery in most parts of the world.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He believes in sweatshops and manual labor for brown people.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 39:12Speaker 06

  They go all times.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  So-

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  So he was the prime minister of Serbia?

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  What do you think of this Ivanka, um, Jared Kushner buying this island?

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  I think it's great.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  In Algeria? You do?

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  Someone's gotta buy those islands.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but do you believe the story?

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  That they just, yeah, I do.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  That they dived into the water?

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  Barefoot?

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I believe it. I think it's gonna be great.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Swam-

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  To some island, right? Walked-

• 39:44Speaker 06

  That was for sale randomly.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  It was randomly for sa- there was no for sale sign on it, by the way.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, they don't put them up anymore.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  They don't? On islands?

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  Not on islands.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  They used to.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  We should incorporate that back.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  For sale or not sale.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  And look at that. What is that? That's the new fixer-upper. Twenty-four million dollar island. Fixer-upper.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:00Speaker 05

  That's nothing for an island?

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  For the whole island, twenty-four million.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  What do they want for Epstein's island? How much? That was for sale.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let's not talk about that.

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  No, but it was for sale for a long time.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bought it. But anyway, um, yeah, I'm repurposing it.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Keep it exactly how it is.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  How much was, uh, oh, yeah, just so we know?

• 40:18Speaker 05

  Sixty.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Sixty million? It was really listed for one twenty-five. Good deal. Almost half off is good.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's a lot of protests in Algeria right now.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's because there's ecosystems there and animals.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  If you're putting it up for sale, it's for sale. Don't put it up for sale.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  The government, it wasn't for sale. They went to the government and went, can we buy this?

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was a dead island. So everybody wants money. The government is at fault. They, if government's willing to sell, willing to sell anything. Hawaii is a state in the United States.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  I understand that.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  One of the islands is owned privately.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, that doesn't, okay, so what do you, who?

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  But there's also an island for themselves as well.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Larry Ellison owns that island of Lanai. He could just.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, but there's also an island that foreigners and people cannot go to because it's an island for only Hawaiians.

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  You would do, right, correct.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  So my point though being is, is that it's tit for tat.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  No, this is an island that no one owns. There's no land, there's nobody there. So why not let, someone's gonna buy it. Someone wants private land. If there is real estate to be sold, it's gonna get sold.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Especially if it's valuable, like a fucking island. $24 million?

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't agree with that. Yeah, it's not awesome.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  It's rad. We're gonna get invited. We're all going.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Mccone, are you?

• 41:34Speaker 04

  I'm with you, Bob.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  You are?

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't even know why.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Who, me?

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  Mccone, he doesn't even know why.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't, yeah, you know why. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why?

• 41:43Speaker 04

  Cause I don't like those people.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so that's why they can't buy the island? Oh, that phrase has been told before in real estate. That's not a good phrase. I don't like those people. They shouldn't be able to buy over there.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, the opposite.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Opposite, I don't know, man. It's all the same.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  Well, it's apparently a very sensitive ecosystem.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  That's what I just said!

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but who knows if they're gonna take care of it? You never know.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not, you, you think, you think.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  It's not California. Albania is like a corrupted place. They don't care about their environment, probably.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  No, they, they joined NATO, right? They used to be an oppressive government, right? And now they're free and they want their independence. And they care about their little birdies.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  What, what does that have to do with the island?

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because there's birds and, and, and animals that live on the island that will be devastated by them building a gigantic resort. And ruining the fucking ecosystem.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  Too, too bad?

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, why do you think there's a Super El Nino coming in next month? And you, you guys can say whatever you want about the Super El Nino, right? And go, oh, you're wrong. You know what I mean? You don't know. But when you're there, right? Then all of a sudden, you're gonna be like, you were right.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you give your house back then to the animals that used to live up in Mulholland? Cause you've displaced many species from the home that you live in.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  The Indians?

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Kachava! You know what, sometimes I don't eat meals and I just do Kachava.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  So sometimes Kachava is perfect because it's all the nutrition your body craves in one deliciously simple shake, packed and ready to go.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why would, why would you just, you know what I mean? I am guaranteed all the nutrition that I need through Kachava, so why would I drink anything else?

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  And plus they have so many different flavors. They got chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, I say strawberry, coffee, and back by popular demand, chocolate mint, baby!

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Just one packet provides complete nutrition, ready for life, on the go with protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals, greens, probiotics, omegas, electrolytes, and more!

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  And more, I'm telling you, the best part about Kachava new travel packs is they're on the go, ready to go. I'm tired of these things, you know, when you're carrying around these protein shakes and protein builder powder buckets and they give you those scoopers and it's stupid. This is amazing because it's protein packed, on the go, fiber, vitamins, and so much more. You can take your daily ritual with you. All you gotta do is go to kachava.com and use the code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your first order.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  That's Kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A dot com, code BADFRIENDS. Shopify! You know what, here at Bad Friends, we use, uh, we sell things.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  We sell some merch.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and we only use the best.

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  And Shopify is the best.

• 44:19Andrew Santino?

  It's where you go to, to start your business. Everything you need, uh, is already gonna be there from day one. Um, you know, I'm telling you about Shopify, they've been, uh, such a big deal for our business and it doesn't matter what size your business is, uh, because they help you design, launch, checkout, and get everything moving, no matter how big or small your business is. And their templates and their AI tools are gonna get you a stunning site up and running so very fast and you don't have to code, like the old days, remember you have to code a website?

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  I remember coding, all night long. All the tools you need to launch are already included and ready from day one, guys.

• 44:52Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Shopify checkout means more customers that actually buy and returning ones that do it in a single click. This is the best part, Shopify makes sure you're retaining those customers that are there and more of those carts aren't gonna be abandoned. Thanks to Shopify, they power millions of businesses worldwide from household names like Mattel and Jimm Shark, small businesses just getting started, including right here on Bad Friends.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  All you need is the idea, Shopify handles the rest.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  Start your free trial at Shopify.com/badfriends. Once again, start your free trial right now, today, at Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Superpower. You know, I want a superpower. I'll tell you why. I want my blood drawn and I want to know what's going on with my body.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, guess what? Superpower does that. They can send someone to your home, or you can go get tested at a clinic, and it's one simple blood draw that gives you information on over 100 of your blood biomarkers, which is way more than what you usually get during a normal doctor's visit. Unlocks a real understanding of that beautiful body that you have.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  The Superpower app includes detailed information on your heart, liver, thyroid, hormones, metabolism, vitamins, and mineral levels, even environmental toxins. So from disease prevention to treating the annoying brain fog, or simply optimizing your gym game, Superpower is the most comprehensive and advanced system out there.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  It really is. Superpower, like we said, sends a licensed professional to your home, or you can visit a nearby lab. You're going to get your biological age and pace of aging. It integrates your past medical history and incorporates your family history, cancer, and whatever might be there for hereditary risk into its protocol recommendations, so they can find out the best way to put you forward in your health.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Superpower helps you connect the dots and understand long-term trends in your health data and take action on them.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  Make this year the year that you stop guessing about your health with Superpower. For a limited time, our listeners get $20 off to unlock their new health intelligence. Head over to superpower.com and use the code BADFRIENDS for $20 off your $199 Superpower membership.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  And after you sign up, they'll ask you how you heard about Superpower. Tell them Bad Friends sent you and support the show.

• 46:56Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Why don't you do that? Because I think that what you've done is actually awful. You've displaced a lot of species from-

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  That house was built before, for, way before I bought it.

• 47:06Andrew Santino?

  You're continuing the problem.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  What, you sell your house, then?

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't have a problem. I think privatized island buys is good. I'm the opposite. I say buy all the islands, have the most fun. Earth is coming to a close. This is it. It's the end. Let's rock. It's over. Desalinate the water.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it feels like it's over.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so who fucking gives a shit?

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that's what I'm feeling, the anxiety. It's over.

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  It's over.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  I've accepted it. It's over.

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  We're not gonna save anything.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  We're not saving anything.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's just like...

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  You know, endangered species.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  These ice caps are just melting.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  Get rid of them.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  No one cares about it, right? The Pacific is warming up, you know what I mean? It hasn't been like that since the 1800s, you know what I mean? Where, you know, it's, Phoenix in 30 years is gonna be uninhabitable, it'll be so hot.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wanna move there.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Not now.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  Not if you just told me that.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, who gives a shit?

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so my point is, is that no one cares.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  It's all over.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  But also, somebody's gotta do something.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  Not us.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Why not us? I give PBS $80 a year, dude.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Right? Right? And you do your little, not little, but your camp, you mean for the Special Olympics?

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  It's not little, it's huge.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  Ho-Ho homers will be back again this year.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, and I will show up for your events, right? And that's because you're trying.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  I just think it doesn't, none of it matters. It's all bullshit. Hey, hey, how about this? Guy who swimming pool fill a coffee and distressing shirts. Fast fashion is like one of the worst things for global economy ever. It's bad. And you, you're a big fast fashion guy. You're just dressing 30 shirts in your pool. They're gonna end up in a fucking river in India.

• 48:43Speaker 06

  The amount of water.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  Unbelievable. Yeah, you have a pool. Get rid of a pool. This is the problem, dude. The libs get up in arms about shit that they're fucking lying. You're living in a lie. Stop living in a lie. Look at that. That's your shirts. There's all your distress shirts. And they're stressed. Those are fucking stressed.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  I should go to that lady.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  A big bag of rock t-shirts?

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  She's doing a great job.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Do you think you could run this through your shit lover?

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Make these look rad?

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  That's, shit is a good idea.

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  Shit's good.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back around. We started with shit, we end with shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  What did that say? UCLA has a fast fashion sustainability program?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  Smart. Look at that. That's what the world looks like because of those...

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  Super Bowl shirts that never made it.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  I know. It's just, I don't know what we're doing here.

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  You can't stop that. You can't stop that. It's, we're...

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Can you dream?

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  How about...

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Can we be dreamers?

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  We can dream about owning an island off Algeria.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  What is this? This is the 300 mile swim through the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Yeah, 300 miles of garbage.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Didn't Tony talk about that?

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  It's an island of garbage.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember that?

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  God, look at the first photo. Look at the very first photo.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  Christ.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy, dude. That's in the ocean.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are we doing? McCone, you and I gotta do something.

• 50:02Speaker 05

  No, we gotta do something.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you and I do.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  McCone.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  We'll find, uh, we'll do a foundation.

• 50:05Speaker 05

  We're gonna do-

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do a foundation.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  We should.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You wanna do Bad Friends Foundation?

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  I would actually love-

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  I would like to do it for the environment.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't wanna fuck the environment.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you wanna do it with?

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Peop- kids with cancer. Anything with people that, anything where, health, healthcare. I'll do a healthcare thing.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, I, I know, but here's my argument with that. I think AI is gonna take care of a lot of that.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  AI is just gonna fix everything?

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  You think AI is gonna fix our health?

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  This is where you're wrong.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you're, you're wrong.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  What is it gonna do?

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna, um, nanotechnology.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna revolutionize the healthcare industry. It's gonna help.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  But it's not gonna get rid of cancer. We've done this to ourselves.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I think that we do have a cure for cancer now and that, and because, and pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical companies-

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Pharmaceutical companies don't wanna know.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Don't want us to know.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  They're making a lot of money.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  But, but AI is not gonna fix that.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  It's already fixed. We already can do it. We can have, I don't wanna get-

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Was this in the tuberculosis documentary?

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Misinformation as well.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  You think, you think I, you think I have misinformation?

• 51:07Speaker 05

  What you're saying would be classified as misinformation, cuz no one- It might be a flag. No one at Harvard would say we cured cancer.

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Maybe you're right. Okay, you're right. It's mis- everyone listening right now, it's misinformation.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what is at Harvard? The algorithm on the window of Kirkland Hall for Facebook.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Now, did they keep that? Did they frame that? Is that room special at Harvard? See if they kept the room that Zuckerberg wrote the algorithm on the window with Edward Savren, Eduardo Savren.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  Zuckerberg's original dorm at Harvard, H33 in Kirkland, famously coded, launched Facebook, largely been preserved as a piece of tech history.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Can you go get image? Go to images?

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  I do wanna, Kirkland House, baby. We're Harvard men. We're men of dignity. That's just who's in there now, those kids?

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  Just so much jizz on the walls of the-

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow. Imagine. Is that him?

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow. He had no idea. He's wearing Gap.

• 52:03Speaker 05

  He's still, well, not-

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  He still wears Gap?

• 52:06Speaker 05

  No, he had a glow up.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Uh, uh.

• 52:07Speaker 05

  Like, only a couple of years ago.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he can go to Desisuel. At least, no?

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  Take him to Desiwa.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think Andreas, you gotta take him to Desiwa. Yeah, yeah, because.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  The guy who made out like the real Bandit in this entire movie.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  Was who?

• 52:23Speaker 05

  Oh, the Winkle boss.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  No, the kid from Jurassic Park.

• 52:26Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  Correct.

• 52:28Speaker 04

  I forgot his name, but you probably remember.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  He made out the best. Cause what did he make? What did it say he made?

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Oh, he made like five billion.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  And no one even knows his name.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  The kid that's played by Tim from Jurassic Park.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  It's genius.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  That's right.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  That guy's a genius. No one even knows his name.

• 52:46Speaker 05

  Cause he didn't really do much at the beginning.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  He was just a guy. He was just a homie.

• 52:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  You know who he was? He was a barnacle.

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  He was on a whale. He was a barnacle on a whale. On a white whale. On a white, beautiful. They discovered, they discovered. Bad Friends ASMR.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  Get ready with us to be on Bad Friends ASMR. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, have a laugh. Yeah, people tell us that sometimes. They go, I fall asleep to the podcast.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  They're like, it's so funny. I fall asleep to it all the time.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  How's that funny?

• 53:23Speaker 06

  A great compliment.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, I guess they say like the rhythm of the voice helps people.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  Babies like it.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  I've had multiple friends say kid babies like the rhythm of our back and.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's insane. Um, ASMR makes me horny.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  Stop listening right now, babies.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I, I, no, no, what I'm saying. Especially if it's a woman.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart only thought ASMR was women.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  No, there's a guys that do it too.

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  Guys do it?

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  What are they doing? Oh, that's.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to the gym. I'm back from the gym.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  But when women do it, it's, there's something sensual about it.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Look at the crew of ASMR guys.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's insane.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Wow. You know, you know what?

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  The fat Filipino I go to.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he has a great.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  You know who this is?

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  Our fan base.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's our fan base right there.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  It's the most eclectic version of every guy you've ever seen.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Non-descript guy.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's just something about, you know, I have another app that does Elvish whispers. I think I have it on my phone.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  Elvish?

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wanna hear it?

• 54:26Speaker 06

  That's what you need rockin' money.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good joke.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Good plug.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a good plug.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Show me the women of ASMR and look at what the difference will be.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  I mean, look at the bold difference.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  The irony being you don't see them, you just hear them.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hold on. Um, sleep? Here we go. Elvish whispers. I found it. You want to hear what I listen to?

• 54:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry it took so long forever.

• 54:56Speaker 05

  Here's one, a good one.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want that one.

• 54:58Speaker 05

  Pingly mouth, fake spin.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  You want to hear what I listen to when I go to bed?

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  Hold on.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, hold on.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Give me, give me what?

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  That's not it, hold on.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  And then you can add things to it. You can add like makeup brush. Or you can add like, um, anything, like an oak tree. Or a crane. The noise out? What?

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  It's so loud.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, I have four things going on at the same time.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is better.

• 55:44Speaker 05

  It's kind of scary.

• 55:46Speaker 05

  Iguana?

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  Can Rudy make out what she's saying?

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  Did they translate for you?

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know. But that's what I listen to.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  We got a transition to something upbeat.

• 56:02Speaker 05

  This dog was stolen in China and eaten, and it was a famous dog.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's not upbeat, dude!

• 56:09Speaker 05

  They sold it for like $23.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Except for the person who ate it.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  It's a steal.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  It is a steal. That is, you can feed a family.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  You know, I don't want to hear about dogs.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to hear about dogs.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  But I do want to know how they cooked them. Baked, pan fried, grilled?

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:27Andrew Santino?

  What was it?

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  I would smoke the meat.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  I would definitely smoke dog.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would smoke dog.

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  Slow smoke, brisk, like brisket.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  For the winter. For the winter. No?

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  Slow and low.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  Slow and low.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  I'll go Nornakonic. Here's what I want. I want to learn, I want to find an AI girlfriend.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  You have a real one?

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I want to just see what it feels like having an AI one.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  You want to compare your AI one to your real one?

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see what it says. What's the app though? I don't even know what app, like, because you can scroll through these apps like you're on Tinder.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  How real was the movie Her? So ahead of its time.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 05

  Here they are.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  It's not coming, it's here.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  Candy AI, Romantic AI, and iGirl.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Which one's the best one, though?

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  I mean, iGirl's a perfect name.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  I mean, when they, when they got the rights to that, they were like, we're in, we're done.

• 57:11Speaker 05

  Paul Schrader, who wrote Taxi Driver, has an AI girlfriend.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it just.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Does he?

• 57:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Test it out.

• 57:15Speaker 05

  Eighty years old.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:17Speaker 05

  Andy AI, Secrets AI, sounds cool.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna go Andy, Candy AI.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Give him Candy AI.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna download it now.

• 57:24Speaker 05

  All right, it's with a C.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  And five ninety-nine a month, so are you gonna give that money to them or to PBS?

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  It's either, it's either your Candy girlfriend.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Or.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Or PBS.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Tuberculosis.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Documentaries.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  What's more important to you? I would argue.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, PBS, PBS. Yeah, PBS, yeah, yeah, yeah, PBS. I think you're right.

• 57:44Andrew Santino?

  I spent fifty dollars across AI, five AI girlfriend, girlfriend apps in a week, here's what every dollar went. What's a, I wanna Google, who's the guy that spent the most on AI girls? I'm, I wonder, there's gotta be a guy.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  Who spent a ton of money on those things? You know, there's some dude in Japan. Okay, this is highest figures.

• 58:04Speaker 05

  Oh, wait, they're all secret, but it's funny, the Miami.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Ten thousand dollars a month.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  On Candy AI, Cupid AI, treating these monthly subscriptions, expensive hobby. Ten grand a month for a girlfriend.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  No, but what, I mean.

• 58:18Speaker 05

  What if he's by him?

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  What, yeah. Yeah, yeah, what, what I'm asking.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  Does he wear shirts?

• 58:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  All day.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  You do one payment, right? And you can talk to this person, but what else, what else are the expenses?

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  This is how they hook you, let's get involved.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  You want me to download Candy AI?

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because now you're gonna start doing it and you're gonna, you're gonna come back next week and go, I spent four thousand dollars on Candy.

• 58:37Speaker 05

  Here's the difference between starter and premium.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, tell me the difference.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Better continuity, fewer limits, more serious companion building, core part of the product are images, sensitive add-ons for voices.

• 58:49Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, they don't get all like sexy on the basic one.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  This is.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but is there, is there nudity?

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I would imagine.

• 58:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, cuz they blur it and restrict it.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  Why else do you?

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  App Store.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  Signing up.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go App Store. This is just for science.

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, and research.

• 59:05Speaker 05

  You could test out other races, too.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm definitely gonna go, I'm gonna, the first one I'm gonna do is a different race, which is white. I'm kidding. Let's see Candy.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  In 20 years, Attenborough does a PBS documentary. And the Asian man downloads the app now.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  Candy AI.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  Searching for love.

• 59:23Speaker 05

  But Bob, they don't, they look like this. They don't look like your girlfriend.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't care. I, I, this is an experiment.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  I think that's how they hook you. They get you there and then they get you a real one.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  AI girl. Candy mate.

• 59:35Andrew Santino?

  Candy AI.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  There's no Candy AI here.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  Candy.ai. It's probably a website.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll do a different one and then, you know, I mean, I'll let you know how it goes.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  I do want to know.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  I want to see the success of that.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll just download one now.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, I want to say something to Carlos.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, thank you for being a bad friend.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  That's what I wanted to say.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, the river.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  What is this? What do you got to show us there, Carlos? What is that?

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't like videos up front.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  He hates it.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  We do it later.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  Let's see it. Oh, we know whose shoes those are.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Whose?

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  That's McConaughey.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  McConaughey.

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  Embarrassed. Look at how embarrassed.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Embarrassed.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Cutie pie.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, can I tell you about pooping?

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  Watch this.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  I fake him out. I go, come on, man. Look up at the camera.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  That's you recording?

• 1:00:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, watch.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  He goes, what?

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  I know, I'm, I'm, where'd you ca- oh, right.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, underneath, baby. Double sneak.

• 1:00:26Speaker 04

  You have the same diner shits that I had that day.