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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:29Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:41Bobby Lee?

  Finally, I saw an eye doctor today.

• 0:43Andrew Santino?

  What did the doc say?

• 0:44Bobby Lee?

  We took a bunch of tests.

• 0:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like what, like A, B, F, Q?

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  No, he said, there was one word called hovum.

• 0:50Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, hovum, yeah.

• 0:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He goes, what does that say?

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  There it said, hotelvov.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hotelvov, yeah, yeah. And I go, um, amblaglin.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  Amblaglin.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and he goes, that's way off, right? Both eyes, then he scanned the inner tearial of all, where all the like, um...

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  That's only an Asian thing.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  Cells.

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  That's only an Asian thing.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  They don't have to do that for us.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  And what, you know what the cells are? They're squinty. The cells were squinty, dude.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  Even the cells under a microscope are squinty.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what are we doing? Wait, get up that, get that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob?

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I already know, okay.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, that's not, do the other one you just, there it is.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  This one.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do?

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  No, I wanted to...

• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're, I'm closer. Your eyes are way better than mine.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  No, I just want to see what line you can get down to. So the first, first...

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  From here?

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  No, 1, 2, and 3 are fine. Do the fourth line, fourth line down.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  T H V O H T O V.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  Next one.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. H V T O T V H V T O?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Great, next one.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  Now I'm done. Q 2 N?

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  No, Q O. It's O again. I mean, the letters are the same in every single...

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. My point is, is that...

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  And the bottom one, can you do that one?

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  I can't do the bottom one.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  V O T H T O.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  That one's teeny tiny from here.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I guess...

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  But the doctor said, you have a...

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  You have long distance.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  He's got little Asian eyes. I love that song.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  You have long distance. And he goes, I want to show you something. It's a miracle. And I go, what is it? He goes, walk outside with me. So, he was Asian, by the way.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  He was like, can I get a picture?

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  He was Asian, by the way, and he goes, "Look over there. What do you see?" I go, "I don't know, nothing." And he put these glasses on me. I go, "Those are trees." Like, literally, I saw nothing, and he put the glasses on. This is across the street. I saw trees, dude.

• 2:41Andrew Santino?

  You act like this is crazy science. It's just glasses.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I've never had them before. And then-

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  This is like when babies get cochlear implants?

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  I know. So what I'm saying is that-

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  Nineteen, what is that? Glasses were invented in 1268. They've been around.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  I haven't caught up yet, dude. But when you, because I'm you-

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Dude, since the 13th century, we've had glasses.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  There's an Asian guy wearing them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been wearing them for years. Yeah, yeah.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  That's amazing.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  So, so, um, I'm getting, I don't know what they're called, but I'm getting the distance one. You know, all my cool glasses I wear?

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting both lenses.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Prescriptions.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The top is gonna be long distance, and the bottom is gonna be, so I can read up front.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Oh, so you'll really, you'll be data. You'll be actually be-

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll be data. But it's so funny. After I took the glasses off, everything seemed blurry.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, right.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  So right now, everything seems blurry, so maybe I can't see.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, did they do the drops in your eyes?

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait, don't they do that, right? They dilate your eye?

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Dude, let me just say something to you. Because I'm not in the best mood, and I'd like to say something to everyone, not you, to these three, okay? I don't do drop eye. Okay? I went to-

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  You have drop eye.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have drop eye.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  You don't do drop eye.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't do drop eye. I have drop eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why can't you read then? No, no, I'm saying-

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  You take it, you know what? Unbutton one more button.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, unbutton one more button.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  Unbutton one more, you little forgery.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  With a Dijon shirt. I don't know what to call it.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Now, let me just say something.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you unbutton one more button?

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  All right. So, I went to, I called my assistant, and I said, "I don't want, I want future shit."

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so they had me in a lab with machinery.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  And bloop bloop, and you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  Give me what NASA does.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what NASA did. So they, they were able to see the interior of my eye, the actual thing. And guess what? He goes, "Your eyesight is gonna be fine until your 80s."

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  Cause you have good eyes.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he says, he asked me some genetic questions. There's no blindness.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  Does your mom have glasses?

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  No. My dad did, though.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  And my brother does.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  Steve does?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does. Yeah, cause he caught it early.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, once you catch it early.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do everything with glasses on. Even make love.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  You have to have them.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I don't think I've seen it right.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everything's been blurry. That's where all your confusion.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  That's my belly button. What?

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see it. He goes, "You're gonna see life in high def."

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  HD.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for the first time. But then I go, when again? Three weeks.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, it takes, they gotta make them, right? It's gotta be.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, I want my style.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  So I'm taking my, you know, I mean, the glasses I wear, I'm gonna punch out all those, you know, I mean, lenses and put those lenses.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  They'll do that. They'll do custom.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're doing, they're doing custom work.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  Give me, give me the lyrics to the song, uh, Betty Davis Eyes.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Betty Da- Betty, yeah, well, it's spelled wrong, but that's fine. Betty, it'll get there. Yeah.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  His hair is black.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, don't do it in an Asian accent.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  I didn't.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  I have a no.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  What is that even?

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Arlo Gold, yeah. But it's, I just like this part.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  He's got Betty, she got Betty.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Davis Eyes.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  He's got little Asian eyes.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  And he'll tease you. He'll unease you.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  All the better just to please you.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Bob's precocious.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  And he knows just what it takes to make a pro blush. I love it.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  She's got Greta Garbo's, Greta Garbo's standoff size. Bobby's got little Asian eyes. Beautiful.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  She's got Genghis Khan standout. Right, let's change it.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  Standoff size. Genghis Khan standoff size.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  You have beautiful little eyes. I went to the dentist this morning.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  What, let me guess.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Brother, they say the same thing every time.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  You got two.

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  No, I got zero this time.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  Thank God.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  But, but they say the same thing every time. And she's so nice about it. Do you, are you, have you been, how mu- are you flossing?

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  I said, "I am flossing." She said, "How much?" I said, "Almost never."

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm honest about it.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm gonna show you something, alright guys?

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I'm trying.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're trying.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay, how about this? I'm gonna get in one, maybe two days a-

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  I always have.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  You do, you're good.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I've been using this one for a year.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  It's the same one.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  It's the same one.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, but it doesn't even have a string on it anymore, it's gone.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  It's got the, yeah, the string's gone, but-

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  How many days a week are you flossing for real?

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Every day.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Every day, what about you?

• 7:20Speaker 05

  Every day. Three times a week.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Three?

• 7:23Speaker 05

  Four.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  Four? Wow, I'm way behind that time.

• 7:27Speaker 05

  You rest on the weekends?

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, God, neither- I do one to two days a week because it's like on the move and it- And you know what it really is? It's usually after a big meal out, but if, like, today I had smoothie and a fu- It's like-

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna, I'm brushing three day, three times, three times a day.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  I brush in the morning when I get home and then before I go to bed.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't think so.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  My mom, no, my mom did it to me.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  My mom did mid-

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  What about this? Morning, floss, and then night.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  Morning, floss, and then-

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the midday one, just floss.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  I like the midday brush because then in case my wife and I have a midday hookup, it's a nice brush because then you have fresh breath in the middle of the day.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  I do a midday poo. I do three.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  I do that while I'm pooing.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do, okay, yeah, okay.

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the same.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  But I, that don't, see, he's agreeing. A midday brush is really nice.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  You, you know what the dentist told me? I have so many missing teeth, he said, "By the age of 60, all of them are gonna fall out."

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  Congrats, that's huge.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  So then, I don't know what to do.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, your vision will be good, but your mouth-

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Perfect vision with gums.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  "I can see everything."

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm fucked, dude.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm fucked, I'm fucked.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  Wait, by the way, you're just gonna get, end up getting what everybody gets is caps. Everybody gets caps now.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  No, what, no, what they have to do is drill-

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  No, wait a minute.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Into my bone.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  But wait a minute. Venires are different than, um, caps. You can just get caps on.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  No, he said that my teeth are so weak.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  You have, let me see, you have great teeth.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they're weak. The foundations and the root, it's all fucked. I have like gingivitis number five or whatever.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  Koreans usually have very strong teeth. You can look this up. Koreans are actually known to have some of the strongest teeth in the world.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  So how come you didn't get that?

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Genetically, I got the armpit thing, but that's it.

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  You did get the armpit.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Look at this. Yes, look at this. Zoom in. Many Koreans have strong, healthy teeth, a culture of meticulous oral hygiene. Prevalent 333 rule, brushing three times a day. Told you.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  Three minutes each. I'm telling you, Koreans are known for having phenomenal teeth.

• 9:18Speaker 05

  This one was an exception.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  This one was an exception. And that's why he's the most famous Korean in the world. Watch your fucking mouth, Spaniard.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you bastard. You know, the disrespect is out of crack and out of control today.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  You've been nuts today. He was, came with an attitude this morning.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  Hey, he was, he was on the phone in the parking lot.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  I saw.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  And he waved me off.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Waved me off.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  I, this is what he did, okay? I saw, I saw, I saw everything, okay? He comes out of, right, goes towards your car. I left a space for you because I know how angry you get.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  If I'm parked close.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, because the doors hit, because our parking spots were made by, Brad Williams designed our parking lot.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I put a space between us and he comes out and he's, the, the door's literally between our cars. And he goes towards you for some business information.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  And basically, Andrew B.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, then I, and you're on the phone, you're busy. So I'm available. And I turned to Andrew and I go, "Is there anything I can help with you?" He goes, "Nope." I go, "Can I help with something, guys? You can do."

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  What were you on the, who were you on the phone with? Who were you on the phone with, hotshot? You're being a hotshot. Who were you on the phone with, hotshot? You don't want to say?

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a business, it's a secret business thing, but he goes, "It's something I can talk you about." And I'm like, "Okay." "All right, so I guess I got nothing."

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, explain.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got nothing.

• 10:37Speaker 05

  I told you, you are not gonna do it.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  That's true. But still ask.

• 10:43Andrew Santino?

  But still, he wants to know.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Still ask. Dude, my hands are cramping up so bad.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Drink some, drink that other water.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Like, everything's cramping up, dude.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  What do they do to you at the eye doctor?

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I haven't been drinking water all day.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  We gotta have some water.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll tell you why I'm in a bad mood.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Ow! I swear to God, I swear to God.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  He's got a hand cramp.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  I am cramping up, everything.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  How do you solve hand cramps? Here we go. Gently stretch, get some electrics, massage the affected area. Uh, McCone, will you come massage his hands, please?

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real, dude. Everything is cramped.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Do we have those heat things you put your hand in? Do we have that hand heat thing again? Where's the hand massager? Did we buy one of those?

• 11:17Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm fine. I'm fine.

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  He's good.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to shake it. Or massage it. So today, just now, before I got here, I'm gonna tell you what restaurant. But I was sitting at a restaurant, right? And there was a girl and three guys sitting at a table right next to mine.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you imagine?

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  I've seen that movie.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay. The whole table goes high. We're big fans.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? And the girl goes, "Yeah, I'm a big fan, I have bad friends, this and that." I go, "That's fine." I go, "What, were one of these guys your boyfriends?" And she goes, "No, no, no, they're just friends of mine." I go, "Uh-oh." I go, "What are you looking for in a guy?" And she goes, "Not Asian."

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Did they laugh?

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't even hitting on her, dude!

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you say to a girl, "What are you looking for..." Okay, you said-

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  I just called you-

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Time out. You said, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm cramping the fuck up, guy! That, she got me all cramped up, guy!

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  "Do you have a boyfriend?" "I don't." "What are you looking for in a guy?" It seems like you're maybe saying, "Are you interested in I?"

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  No, because they, first of all-

• 12:11Speaker 05

  He was just being unk.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're unken?

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  What's an, what's an unk?

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  You? You're unk, you're King Unc.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  What is unk?

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  Unc is like what the-

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Like an uncle.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  The kids call us unks.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Like uncle.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  We're all-

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was, I was being polite.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, unk.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Right, I would go, "Oh, are any of these guys your boyfriend?" Which is, and they're like, "No, we're just..." They were like, "We're just friends."

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  But that is an unk line. Like, an unk says something like, "Uh, man, that is a, that's a short skirt for a day like today." That's an unk line.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 12:39Andrew Santino?

  It's an unk line.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I did, that was an unk.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you unk'd it.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but could she say something? Oh my God, could she say something different?

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'll be the girl. Ready?

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  I go, "Um, well, you have to approach me first, I'm eating."

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Hey, we're huge fans.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thanks.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  Just wanted to tell you we're huge fans.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, um, are these-

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  One of you, these guys your boyfriend?

• 12:59Andrew Santino?

  No, these are all my friends. We're just friends.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool. Oh, so you're single?

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  I am.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, what kind of guys are you looking for?

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, tall guys.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cool. Much better.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Tall guys, guys who, you know, guys who are like Mayflower material.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean by that? Like, can build a ship?

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  People who came over on one of his first couple of boats.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Like Al- Almastad?

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  People who own people like you.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, not Almastad.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  No, no, opposite.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Opposite of Almastad.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  People who own those boats.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the people that own the boats?

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  Those are the guys I like.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Do you own a boat?

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Uh, a yacht.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  You own a yacht?

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  How big?

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Pretty fucking big.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  How many feet?

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of Hanta virus?

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Is that you?

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  That's my yacht.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  You guys are at it again.

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:52Andrew Santino?

  By the way, don't get me started, because I bet you were the fourth person today who's talked about it. Everyone's freaking out about it.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you about it.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  Don't do a conspiracy, it's not.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  It's not a conspiracy. I'm gonna tell you about it.

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  Bring it up.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't have to even bring it up. Don't bring it up. I will tell you about it. Ask me.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  Don't bring it up, he's gonna bring it up.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ask me.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay, is the Hanta virus going to be the next plague, viral plague?

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Nope.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Why is that?

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Because. Because we've gotten all of the bad food out of the way. No, no.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna take responsibility.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, there's different strains of this virus.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  Just like COVID?

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Just like COVID.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  But most of this, don't look it up, man.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't look it up.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Don't look it up, guy. Most of the strains, you get it from rats. So if I, no, I'm being real. So if I'm in Brazil, I'm just an arbitrary country.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  Seem pretty pointed.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say I was a cheat, but I went Brazil.

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm in Colombia, right?

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  It's all.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  All in the same area. I'm in Peru, now listen.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  Just naming South America.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm in Peru, okay?

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  And I'm, you know, I'm mopping, right?

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Always mopping.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  A hallway.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Or an alleyway. There happens to be rat shit and rat piss.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  Or, right? The particles go up out of the air, I sniff it, you can get it mostly that way.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  That's how they get it from huffing rat poop particles?

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Now, there's one called the Andis strain, which is the one that's on the cruise ship, which is human to human.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  So this is like if you had it and you were kissing a girl, she gets it?

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  But see, the odds of getting it-

• 15:34Speaker 05

  I'm sure smelling the poop.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  You wanna leave that bit in?

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, keep that bit in.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Keep that in.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz sometimes we need anti-comedy.

• 15:43Andrew Santino?

  When he bombs?

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz it makes us funnier.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  It's perfect.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, the, um-

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  Loser.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  You loser.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  You're a loser.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  You're a fucking loser. But anyway-

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Unbutton another button.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Unbutton another button.

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  So, so, human to human?

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Human to human, and even in that, it's very difficult to get, apparently.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Because the couple that got it on the cruise were sleeping together on the same bed.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, they were husband and wife, right?

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that makes sense, right?

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  But-

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  The only scary part is this.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Who got it first, by the way? Did the guy or the girl get it? And they got it from a rat on the boat?

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  No, they got it from bird watching in Argentina.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  I've said it once, I'll say it again.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  Stop watching birds.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Stop watching that!

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  They don't need to be watched.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they need to be perceived, you have to perceive them.

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Perceive a bird is fine.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz if a hawk's gonna come and attack your eyes, you know what I mean?

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Have good perception.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  And I don't have the eyes to even witness the hawk.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  Until you get the glasses.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, until I get the glasses, right? So don't poke up my eyes, hawk.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, so my point is, is that, um, they were out, you know, you know, there's different kinds of cruises.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  I was at an image of you, between you, the time when you leave and you're getting your glasses and you don't have them yet, hawk's just smashing you in the eyes.

• 16:52Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  I need glasses! Yeah.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  There's different kinds of cruises.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what this kind of cru- like I did a cruise with the Adam and Vine folk.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, that's Mexico back.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Right, but there's certain cruises, adventurism cruises, white cruises.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  White people.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, white people cruises, like, I need to go to the top of that mountain.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I need to see the the top of that Mayan temple.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  I must get to Kilimanjaro.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the explorers. I'll go deeper in the cave. You know, the ones that go in the crevices?

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  Why are you in?

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing in there?

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  What's in? Nothing's in.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  There's nothing, and they get stuck, and I can't move. I go, oh, because black people don't do that.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  They don't even go, we don't go to caves like that.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  You've never heard a black guy get stuck in spelunking in a cave?

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you've even, there are like fucking caves in Asia, Vietnam and whatnot, that white people discovered before the Asians did.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we didn't know that was there.

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm sure the Vietnamese knew that it was there. They're like, we're not going near it.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  White people love spelunking.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  They love spelunking, so this is white people's fault.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  This is?

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so they went on an adventure, they caught it, you know what I mean? They brought it back on the cruise. And um, I think it's, but the scary part is, somebody that was flying to South Africa, right, who died.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  Brought it.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Brought it to South, but died, but the stewardess, is that what you call them now? No.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  A flight attendant.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  A flight attendant got it.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So that's a little weird.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, because airplanes are the one, that's the one where I'm like, you're in a contained space, and they're like, the HEPA filters are really good. You're like, not when the guy next to me is going.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  Because I've sat next to that guy, many flights.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh dude, I have a rule, and I I have a message to everyone listening. If you're super, have a cold, and you're super sick, don't get on a plane and don't go, and don't go to work.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  Don't get on, you don't need to go.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  If I say food industry, I've had waiters, you know what I mean, super sick.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  Like, here's your fries.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  You're fine, you're super sick. It's like, what are you doing at work, dude?

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Take a day down.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not, I I understand the economy.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  People need to work.

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  They need to work. I understand that.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  And you know what?

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  For that.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna be the opposite. I'm devil's advocate. I think everyone should go to work as sick as they possibly are.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  You fucking asshole.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  You know who does it every day?

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Fancy.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 19:15Andrew Santino?

  Has never not come to work sick.

• 19:17Speaker 05

  I don't take a day off.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  You're sick now.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  But we go on the road, we get it from him, and then all of a sudden, we're in Denver Saturday night.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  All sick.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we're all sick, and it's your fucking fault.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  You've gotten everyone in this room sick multiple times.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Fucking asshole, dude.

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  You're a carrier.

• 19:30Speaker 05

  I edited this show with like 110 fever.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  You'd be dead.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  But I bet you money, if I get the hantavirus, hantavirus, you gave it to me.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  It's got a 30 to 40% mortality rate.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  And there's a 21 to 40 day incubation period.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  So you don't even know.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  But here's the good news.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  You don't know for a month?

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  No, here's the good news. You want to hear the good news?

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  Even if you have it, and I have it, but it's not like, it's incubating.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna catch it from me until I have symptoms.

• 20:09Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it's like, if I'm, if I have hanta, hanta, I don't know how you call it, and I sneeze.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  What does it prefer to be called?

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you Spanish fuck.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  Hunter.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Hunter.

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like a good car company out of Japan.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  Hunter.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Hunter virus.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  Hunter.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  Drive the all new Hunter.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  So if I had it, and I was showing symptoms, and I sneezed in front of you.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Then.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Then, yeah, but.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  Bring that back up, though. That says the raddest cities.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  No, but look, most rat-infested cities are LA, Chicago, Paris, New York, London, and Dishnoke, India. Known for its Kari Manta Temple, famously home to thousands of rats, considered holy. Oh, holy rats don't get it, though.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so about, did I get the facts correct about the hantavirus?

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Yep. Yeah, you did. And can I say this? This is a temple dedicated to rats.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Just don't go there, white people.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't, well, that's, it's in India.

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they go, they do the cruise, we gotta go to that temple.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  Gotta go.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not you.

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  I would never.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. You're, you're more.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm a landlocked guy.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  No, you're more ethnic when it comes to decision making.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:19Andrew Santino?

  That actually.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not gonna bungee jump.

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Have you bungee jumped?

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  Never, I would.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Skydive or anything like that?

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 21:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm way more ethnic when it comes to white people.

• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Mountain biking?

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, mountain bike.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  Why am I on a bicycle on a mountain?

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  On a mountain, no, a flatland.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Flat?

• 21:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  Bike on flat, need bike on flat.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  I do VR biking.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

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• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  I mean

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  Allbirds.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  Allbirds.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

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• 22:19Bobby Lee?

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• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  You love the Shop Pay button. He goes nuts for that thing.

• 22:24Bobby Lee?

  I go nuts.

• 22:24Andrew Santino?

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• 22:37Bobby Lee?

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• 22:46Andrew Santino?

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• 22:53Bobby Lee?

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• 22:54Andrew Santino?

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• 23:02Bobby Lee?

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• 23:02Andrew Santino?

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• 23:13Bobby Lee?

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• 23:29Andrew Santino?

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• 24:02Bobby Lee?

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• 24:09Andrew Santino?

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• 24:14Bobby Lee?

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• 24:17Andrew Santino?

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• 24:18Bobby Lee?

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• 24:26Andrew Santino?

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• 24:27Bobby Lee?

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• 24:31Andrew Santino?

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• 24:48Bobby Lee?

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• 24:55Andrew Santino?

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• 25:22Bobby Lee?

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• 25:28Andrew Santino?

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• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  My point though being is I don't think the Hantavirus is that scary yet. But here's the thing that we need to be careful of. All viruses, they want to survive.

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  They're looking for a host.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? And in order to survive, they mutate.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Right? And COVID has mutated many times, thousands and thousands of times.

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  This thing is a better mutator.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know. We don't know yet. That's why, you know, who is getting up front? You know what I mean? The World Health Organization.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  WHO.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're getting upfront on the messaging.

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  By the way, this does say kidney failure can happen within four to 10 days after symptoms. You can just lose your kidney.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's bad. This one is bad. And you know what's gonna happen is?

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  People are gonna die.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  No, because of, if this becomes like COVID, what's gonna happen is they tricked us last time.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're not gonna do it again.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're not gonna do it again. I'm going to the fucking country music festival.

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? Not that, it could be Coachella.

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  Come get you a rat.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna be regional about it.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  Come get a rat on. Get a rat on stick.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then all of a sudden, it's like the mortality rate's worse. And it's gonna get bad.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  I think we're good. Knock on, knock.

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  I think we're good. I think we're good.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Because I.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we're gonna go into a recession.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, and the economy is fucked.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Let's go.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go into recession.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  Because they have to go down to go back up. That's the only way it works. If we don't do a recession, then we go into depression.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  We must recede before we proceed.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like a wave?

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  We must hit the wave.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 27:05Andrew Santino?

  As of May, the US economy is not in a current recession, faces significant material headwinds and mixed signals. Some analysts foresee a 40, 50% probability of downturn due to high interest rates. It is.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  But there's an AI bubble that could pop. You know what I mean? And if that happens, you know what I mean? Then, you know.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  It just scares.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's like.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Who knows what's happening?

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Who knows what's happening?

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  Are you feeling better? He said he was feeling better earlier.

• 27:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  The head feels good, it looks good.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Your head feels good?

• 27:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, it just hurts in the back a little bit.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  You know, I can't see it. It's got, I mean, from afar, when I look closer, I see the little redness.

• 27:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  From afar, it looks normal.

• 27:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  Dude, how funny if he turns into like a male model when this is over.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  Oh, that'd be awesome.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  If we shift him into modeling now and his.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  He is handsome.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  He is, the kid's handsome.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do stink.

• 27:55Speaker 06

  Because I'm always busy and

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I know. Can I just say something about you're handsome and you have a cool vibe?

• 28:01Speaker 06

  Thanks, bro.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  Set up, set up, set up.

• 28:03Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Here it is.

• 28:04Speaker 05

  And the thing before the butt doesn't count.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  The butt's my favorite.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Why can't I be honest?

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  No, you're, no, we would like it. Be honest.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you smell always good.

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  Ditto, by the way. I smell, oh!

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  I smelled a girl last night at the fucking restaurant and I was like, God, what is that? That smells incredible. She's at an XO's and my wife was like, that's, that's Bobby's cologne.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  I smelled you on someone else.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  And it made me get, I ran up to her, I did an Asian accent to her.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  I missed you so much.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  She, because you wear a lot of unisex.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  I do, some sweet, you know what I mean? Woody sweet, you know what I mean? But I go-

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  She had your cologne on it or your perfume.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  My perfume, yeah.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Why do you think, so you think he smells?

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  At times, your breath. You know what I mean?

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 28:54Speaker 06

  What I use.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  What does he use?

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  Malin and goat's rum?

• 28:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if, don't put goat in the title.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  It's too goat, it's too goatish.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  More malin, less goat.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, do more malin, yeah.

• 29:04Speaker 06

  The founders are gay.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  Less goat, more malin.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Less goat, yeah. In fact, how about just only malin?

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  For a smell good scent to have goat in it is crazy.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy, dude. Is there a little bit of sheep in there too? I mean?

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  I'm using Marcus and farts right now.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  More Marcus.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, more Marcus.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, is that your, that's your-

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  That's your go-to?

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  That's your scent?

• 29:27Speaker 06

  I use this.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that?

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  Tom Ford.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Tom Ford, yeah. Uh, do you use it?

• 29:33Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, use-

• 29:36Speaker 06

  I come to work, I'm so stressed and I'm-

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  This is what you need to do.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  You do need to chill on the stress thing.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is what you, this is what I do.

• 29:42Speaker 06

  I can't take meds before I come here.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 29:44Speaker 06

  See me raw.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 29:46Speaker 06

  Andrew will know if I'm high.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  I will 100% know. Well, you have tricked me a few times.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  There's-

• 29:51Speaker 06

  I just always forget to tell you the truth.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  This is what you do, okay? This is what I do.

• 29:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Spray on the wrist.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Always rub.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  And do a rub.

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  Must.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Right? I lift up my shirt.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  Right underneath.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  One spray underneath.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Now, do you do skin or do you do shirt?

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  It's, I, I, I spray upwards and it gets both.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  It gets all the way up.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it gets all the way up.

• 30:13Speaker 06

  I record myself doing it to prove it.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and then, this is another one I do.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  And this is a little gross. But I lift the sack and it hit the tent.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  How's that gross? That's, that's exactly where it's supposed to go.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  That's where exactly we're supposed to go.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  That's where it's supposed to go.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? Because if, you know what I mean? They don't want, you don't want them to taste it.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? But you want them to smell it.

• 30:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, right?

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  They want the aura.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 30:34Andrew Santino?

  The aura.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, um, wait, wait, I've got it.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  One on the neck.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  One on the neck.

• 30:42Speaker 06

  That was zesty, that last one.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and that's it.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  What do you do?

• 30:47Speaker 06

  I do this.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Tooth spray.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  And that's it?

• 30:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's it.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 30:51Speaker 06

  But that's what I, because I don't.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, you now?

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:56Speaker 06

  I don't want to smell too cra- maybe I should.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Spray some in your mouth too, because that thing, what, what are you, a dragon? Like, what temple are you trying to burn down?

• 31:04Speaker 06

  I use the natural one.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's so smelly!

• 31:07Speaker 06

  It's the natural one from Air One and I don't.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do more, whatever.

• 31:11Speaker 06

  It's what I don't.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll give you the money. What do you think?

• 31:13Andrew Santino?

  Please eat food.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  You're not eating. McCone has commented multiple times, sometimes you'll skip an entire day of meals.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  It smells like a vegetarian.

• 31:20Speaker 06

  I skip city.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  Also, this is another thing he does on the road.

• 31:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:25Speaker 06

  I didn't eat.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we haven't eaten all day, you know, I'll have, um, four lettuces, one crouton and half a shrimp. It's like, order a steak!

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  Have a meal.

• 31:34Speaker 06

  But you said I'm handsome earlier. It's like, that's why, like.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  That has nothing to do with the food. You need to eat for nutrition.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fucking up your breath.

• 31:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, it is.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  Your body's gonna kill you.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:44Speaker 06

  But you can just have smoothies, too.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  No, you can't just eat smoothies.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  You can't just eat smoothies!

• 31:48Speaker 06

  I've been eating, uh, avocado toast and smoothies for a whole year and nothing else.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, congratulations.

• 31:55Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  And nugget. You look like shit.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Give me the guy, give me, yeah, and then McDonald's.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  Give me the guy that's, that does the cologne tutorials. He does like on, on YouTube, he sprays like, he says like a hundred sprays, that's what he does.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  He do a hundred sprays.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather have that than whatever he has, this dragon.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  This guy. Here's cologne the right way. Let's see how cologne. Let's see how it's applied the correct way.

• 32:17Speaker 06

  How to put on.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  How to put on cologne?

• 32:20Speaker 06

  Cause I don't, I mean, I guess I don't know how.

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  Alright, here we go. Cause this guy will teach us.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  I already told you! The best time to. Apply your cologne. All right, push pause, push pause.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  First of all.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe it.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Already turned the video off.

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  It's too much AI, that's why, it's AI.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Because, I'll, I'll, like, turn that off for a second.

• 32:41Speaker 06

  I'll take number two.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't believe it, okay.

• 32:44Speaker 06

  That's sports.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yesterday morning.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Mookie Betts.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Mookie Betts.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  And Cam.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Cam, the best.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Right, they both smelled.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Unreal.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Unreal.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Like, when you smell Mookie Betts.

• 32:56Speaker 06

  It's because they're famous.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not it, dude, right? They just intuitively know where to spray.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  They do.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  What to spray.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  They do.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  How to spray. They intuitively know to put some sort of mint in the mouth.

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Not to offend the human beings around them.

• 33:13Speaker 06

  I brought that to.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Right, so. So what I'm saying, I'm not done talking.

• 33:18Speaker 06

  Well, I'm just saying for.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so it's like, you know, so that they're not intrusive.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Like, I don't want an eyebrow burned off. Right, because you're telling me something. You know what I mean? Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, I want, I don't want to get tan. I don't want to get an insta-tan when you're talking to me.

• 33:38Speaker 06

  You're on one, dude.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I want it all. You need to take your fucking pills, dude. It's fucking terrible. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:46Speaker 06

  No, you need to take your fake pills.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, dude, you're on one. Every time I'm with you, I go home, I look Filipino.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Because your breath is so like a dragon.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  He's had time with you.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  He talked to you the other day, and then he turned to me and he got breathburned. His whole face has breathburn.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 34:04Speaker 06

  Dude, I'm not eating.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Look at the kind of vaping.

• 34:06Speaker 06

  I'm vaping, I'm not eating.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know, it's terrible.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  What's in there, rats? What's in there?

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:12Speaker 06

  Tobacco.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, I'm sorry.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 34:16Speaker 06

  It's the price I pay.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  It's the price you pay, but please, we're going on the road Thursday morning.

• 34:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 34:21Speaker 06

  But I'm not gonna eat till then.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  If you need Listerine packets.

• 34:25Speaker 06

  That's what I brought.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Or mints, or gum, or whatever you want, I'll give you thousands of dollars. Because that's what it's gonna take.

• 34:31Speaker 06

  Because I use the natural stuff, it doesn't.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter, and also, on top of it, do the cologne routine, and then we won't have a fucking problem.

• 34:37Speaker 06

  I'll do.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  But I've got a homeless man as my tour manager.

• 34:40Speaker 06

  I'll record.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:42Speaker 06

  I'll record my stuff.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck is going on right here?

• 34:44Speaker 06

  Calm down, you're on one, dude.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  All the stagehands are like, is he homeless? I go, no, he's not homeless, he's a real, he lives in a house.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  That's been pinned up for years.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  It's how do you say that?

• 34:56Speaker 06

  No, it's not. You say it all the time.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  How do you say that?

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  How do you say that to somebody? You know what I mean?

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  You just did.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, when you're, you know what I mean? Cause you haven't, I've never seen you publicly acknowledge his breath. What do you in your mind think?

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  I write about it. I have a blog.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  You do morning pages.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  The artist way.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  I have a Substack on it. You guys gotta read it.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta read it.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  Go to morningbreath.com/AndrewSantino.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  All right. Well, any retorts then for Bob then? Do you have a retort or do you have?

• 35:33Speaker 06

  Bobby usually smells good and he's a good boss and uh, respect is at a maximum.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, smart dude. He's about to get some checks on the road.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very, very smart.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  Excited about that.

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  You're really good.

• 35:44Speaker 06

  Sold out San Antonio. It's great.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Houston's getting there and also Dallas is there already.

• 35:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, doing well. Toronto.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  Bitch out from Texas. You're gonna rip up Texas to shred.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, um, what I'm saying is, is that you're also being, last thing I want to say.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  No, anything you need.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, last thing I want to say, cause I feel like people think that I complain or I'm being vicious. You know what I mean? I think you're overcompensating. Let me say that again.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Hit it again.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  You're overcompensating.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Overcompensating, yeah.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Overcompensating.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:15Speaker 06

  For what?

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  It's as like, cause last time I said, you're not a good tour manager, right? But now you're being extra good where it's kind of annoying.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're going too far?

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 06

  No, no, no. This is so normal.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's not normal. No, no, no, it's not normal.

• 36:28Speaker 06

  Andrew would understand.

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  So we're, we fly out Thursday.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? To San Antonio in the morning, right? We land at three.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? He's already today going, what kind of beef do you want?

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  What is that? What do you mean?

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Like he, I have to pre-order, pre-order meat for our barbecue place.

• 36:46Speaker 06

  They don't run out.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  So that they don't run out?

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean they're gonna run?

• 36:50Speaker 06

  They're gonna run out of meat by three. So when we go at 7:30, they'll hold.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  Did they tell you that?

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they run out of meat. We're at a barbecue fucking place.

• 36:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, we'll order the corn, right? And I guess the cornbread.

• 37:04Speaker 06

  There's nothing good there.

• 37:07Speaker 06

  Because they're like a Michelin star place. That's normal.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Fucking idiot.

• 37:11Speaker 06

  That's fucking normal.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  God damn dude.

• 37:13Speaker 06

  You're just calling the barbecue business dumb out of nowhere.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  It's a fucking barbecue place.

• 37:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, and they're all millionaires.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, you're so, you know.

• 37:20Speaker 06

  No, you don't understand how barbecue works.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, let's be real, let's be real. For once in your life.

• 37:27Speaker 06

  No, go to.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Go in the middle.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Maybe he's overcompensated.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Ah. Wow, he's got me riled up, dude.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  How about we do a hygiene bump then, financially? Give him a hygiene bump.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm willing to do this, okay?

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  We'll put aside a little bit of money for hygiene.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm willing to do this, okay?

• 37:43Speaker 06

  Yeah. Thanks for the hair.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I can't even fucking hear, dog.

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  That's not it. That's not what smells.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, it will.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  You think that's hair from the back of his head?

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, he's not gonna fucking sacrifice the back of his head. That's fucking asshole hair, dude. That's pubes hair, dude.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  You know what?

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Imagine that hair, he's gonna have dreadlocks.

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  He'll have dingleberries up at the front.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's gonna look bad, dude.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna look so good.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  Not only are you gonna look good.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm afraid we're gonna lose you.

• 38:20Speaker 06

  To modeling?

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  I just think, I think you're gonna get a full head of hair. I think he's gonna get a full head of hair in a year, and he's gonna think he's better than us. Do you not think that's gonna happen, Fancy? I think he's gonna be up his own ass. McConne's saying yes. I think you're gonna be Mr. Hot Shot. And Mr. Hot Shot's gonna go, I'm late, I don't wanna come to the shoot anymore. I'm doing my own thing.

• 38:40Speaker 06

  I'm 90 minutes early every time, I'm a killer.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  I know, but you don't have any hair yet. When the hair comes in, it might change your perspective.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 38:46Speaker 06

  That's interesting.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  He's two inches taller than me.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  One, one, one, one, we measure, it's one.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one or two inches taller than me, right?

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  With the hair, might be even.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Right. Right, he has hauntabadi.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  Huntavadi.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, the face is pretty good.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  Face is very good.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  The eyes are.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Even with hair, eyes.

• 39:06Speaker 06

  Nice car.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Nose, mouth, very good, right?

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  The women like the eyes and the face, not the nose.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Right. You're right. But also, women don't like medieval shit.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  They don't like.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they don't.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  They don't like.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what I mean? They don't like, you know, fire coming out of the mouth.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  They don't like, is that an ogre? And with their senses, you know, their smells, right? I mean, they don't like medieval shit.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  Right, they like.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, right. Yeah, am I under a bridge? Like, what is going on? Like a troll, you know what I mean?

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying to you is, is that it, I think it'll, you know what I mean?

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Even off.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  Even out.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Even out as an average guy.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 39:44Speaker 06

  I see.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

• 39:46Speaker 06

  No, I have nothing.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Come at me.

• 39:48Speaker 06

  I'm not trying to go at you.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Come at me, guy.

• 39:49Speaker 06

  Bobby Hinchcliffe.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm.

• 39:51Speaker 06

  It's Bobby.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 39:53Speaker 06

  Hell, Bobby.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude, dude, he's fucking gonna piss me off, dude, this guy. You're beginning to fucking piss me off right now, guy.

• 40:02Speaker 06

  We're all red.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 40:03Speaker 06

  I love you.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, first of all, I love you.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I wanna say this, it's not roasting.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  That's not, that's honesting.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, it's telling it how it is.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Right? Structurally, it's not a roast joke. It's not as clever as a roast joke.

• 40:18Speaker 06

  That's true.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, and I, I'm the one that said it.

• 40:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  So I admit it.

• 40:23Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? Still got laughs.

• 40:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, same with the roast the other night on Netflix.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, so what, my point is, is that it's not a roast joke because I'm just being honest.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Ogre, troll, dragon's breath. No, I'll be, look at me right now, dude.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  I can't.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I swear to God on my mother's life.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  That those three things are true.

• 40:43Speaker 06

  Bobby.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  All right, so what, my point is.

• 40:45Speaker 06

  Bobby, if you said one thing.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  As soon, I'm talking, I'm the host of the show, thank you.

• 40:49Speaker 06

  I'm the.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah?

• 40:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so anyway, let me finish what I was saying, okay? Well, no. Listen to what I have to say.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 40:59Speaker 06

  Fourth.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how, how is that? How is that roasting when I'm just being honest?

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  It was not a roast. I didn't see a roast come out of that.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  It was you bulging your.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  What are the three things I said mythologically?

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Under a bridge, troll.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  Dragon's breath.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Ogre.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes, exactly, yeah. Now, will you defy any of those three things?

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  There is no defiance.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  There's no defiance.

• 41:21Andrew Santino?

  No, they can't be.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  They're truisms, correct?

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  Truth, truths.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Truths.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  Truths, you're a truther.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm a truther, correct?

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  Right, always.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  So, case closed.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Case closed.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 41:29Speaker 06

  That's not how, like, court works, you can't just.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  It is if you.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  If you own the court, it does work.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and do you believe he just said, I'm the executive producer? Did you hear that?

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you said?

• 41:38Speaker 06

  To Bobby, yeah, I've never even said executive before.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Are you an executive producer?

• 41:42Speaker 06

  I mean, yeah, I guess, I, I.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  And I ask you as a.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you.

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  As a.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm non partisan, right?

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're not bipartisan. You're my best friend and we do this together.

• 41:54Andrew Santino?

  So I'm partisan.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  We're on the poster.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm very partisan.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we're the band. We're the band.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  We're the band.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  We're the band, okay?

• 41:59Speaker 06

  I'm on the tour poster.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, this guy, dude.

• 42:04Speaker 06

  You make the poster. I take pictures.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let me ask you as my business partner.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  And as the stars of the show.

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, is he executive producer?

• 42:18Speaker 06

  Slash Booker.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Let me think.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, think about it.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 42:23Speaker 06

  Wait, Andrew, I can just be producer?

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you're, you don't even want the title? I was gonna give it to you, but I guess no. So just producer then?

• 42:30Speaker 06

  Yeah. Associate.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  AP?

• 42:32Speaker 06

  Not associate. No, no, no.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, what's Mccone then?

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  He's.

• 42:35Speaker 06

  Assistant.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  He's exactly what Carlos is.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Carlos!

• 42:39Speaker 06

  No way.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew! You guys, I'm 54 years old. I'm about to turn 55.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Congratulations.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm about to die, but my point is, I'm still sexually active and what I do is, I have a girlfriend now as well.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you do.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and still, I use BlueChew. I'll tell you why. It's easy.

• 42:56Andrew Santino?

  It's easy.

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Because as you get older, you know what I mean, you have ED.

• 42:59Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Erectile dysfunction is what they call it.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

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• 43:20Bobby Lee?

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• 43:31Andrew Santino?

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• 43:53Bobby Lee?

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• 44:00Andrew Santino?

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• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what, Andrew, um, I'd rather have kachava than any other meal.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  Ever.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  If I had a choice, like if I was on an island, they're like, you get one meal. I'll go, you know, I'll do every flavor of Kachava.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

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• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

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• 44:35Bobby Lee?

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• 44:48Andrew Santino?

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• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  That's Kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A dot com, code BADFRIENDS.

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• 45:51Speaker 06

  No, you're trying to break me and it just won't work, because you've been trying for 20 years.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  I feel like he sounds like a broken man.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now.

• 46:01Speaker 06

  Such projecting.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  Don't talk, please, because the hosts are talking.

• 46:04Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  At all. Look at me right now.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Does that sound like a broken?

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  A little bit.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  I want more love.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  I do love him. He's my tour manager. I will not fire him. He will be my tour manager to the end of my tour.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  What started this, do you think? How did this kick off? There was an energy transfer that happened.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  I came in today because my hands were cramping.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Right? My hands were cramping, and they're still cramping, okay? Um, I had a miracle about the eye thing, but then that lady said, you know what I mean, not Asian.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  That was rude.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  And so I was in this kind of mixed mood. Also, when I was driving here, I was going, I have nothing to talk about.

• 46:43Speaker 06

  Oh, it's the barbecue. He's mad that I asked him to preorder barbecue.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  I do feel like the preorder ask was what started this whole.

• 46:49Speaker 06

  Yeah. And I'm just order for him, is what I'll end up doing.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  I want you to be comfortable.

• 46:55Speaker 06

  Being on tour with, like, Nirvana would be easier. Like, it was so much calmer in the early 90s with them, I bet. It's crazier, like, Michael Jackson and his monkey or something. Like, it's insane.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Insane.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  So you're saying he's a hard guy to work with?

• 47:12Speaker 06

  I think there are levels of difficulty, and he's on one of the higher ones.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 47:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, you have to really, like.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Really crazy.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 47:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  Now, the hardest part about.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back then.

• 47:24Speaker 06

  Oh, he's like, oh, I'm a man of the people. That makes me easy to.

• 47:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's, if you want to get real, let's get real.

• 47:30Speaker 06

  We haven't been real this whole?

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, because I was kidding about that. You don't smell like an ogre.

• 47:33Speaker 06

  That's such gaslighting. You're a fucking gaslighter.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  I did that for comedy reasons. It's a comedy podcast.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, ogres do not smell like.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dragons don't exist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dragons don't exist.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  These are actually all mythological creatures.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cherubs.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  It's all fake.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Fur mates, all fake.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  None of it's real.

• 47:52Speaker 06

  Such a gas.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not gaslighting. That's a truism.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  There is no dragons.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  There is no dragons. It's the truth.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's no.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  It's the truth.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  That's the truth of the truth.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  So take it back.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  There are trolls. There are some mythological evidence.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give or take.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Give or take, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, I was in jest saying these things. For comedy purposes, at one point or another, you took it personally.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  There was a personal take.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Right, and yeah.

• 48:16Speaker 06

  Called you those names.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you snapped?

• 48:19Speaker 06

  I did snap. If I snapped, Andrew would legit be like, get the fuck out of here.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I would let you have your piece. If you want to say your piece, you can say your piece.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 48:27Speaker 06

  That's how you lose your job.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you can't lose your job. I was just doing it in jest. Of course you don't, your breath of dragon.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  I didn't even say it.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and all that stuff, right? I was just giving, you know, light hints of maybe, you know, I mean, suggestions.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Small stuff.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, small stuff, and you took it personally.

• 48:45Speaker 06

  I wish that as my friend, you would just tell me the truth and that you were trying to break.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  Would you rather him tell you the truth not on the air?

• 48:51Speaker 06

  No, on the air.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  You want it on the air?

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  You want it on the air.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Because it's, because you wanted to.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I will tell you the truth on the air then, right? You have dragon's breath.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  All right, you smell like an ogre and a troll.

• 49:04Speaker 06

  And all the things I, I can't like.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:07Speaker 06

  Fight you back.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  You can fight back.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  You can fight back.

• 49:09Speaker 06

  Nah.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  So let me ask you, I'm difficult on the road, I'm like, like Michael Jackson and the Bubbles or whatever.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  He said you were like Bubbles the monkey, yeah.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  So what's my rider?

• 49:18Speaker 06

  Um, smart water.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that's not, it's not smart water.

• 49:23Speaker 06

  Sugar-free Red Bull.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  I have two, I have two things on my rider. Okay?

• 49:28Speaker 06

  All right, tell me what they are.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Water?

• 49:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  And sugar-free Red Bull.

• 49:31Speaker 06

  I just said smart water and sugar.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Those are the only two.

• 49:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  What is Michael Jackson's rider?

• 49:36Speaker 06

  Oh, it's like all the, the green.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Nine-year-old boy.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, no, don't say that. No, but I'm just saying.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that is on his rider.

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  I mean, but what's, you know what I mean, U2's rider?

• 49:46Speaker 06

  It's not about the ride.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is. It's about what the tour manager has to do to make the artist happy. Mine's basic. I want a stool onstage.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? I want a meal.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Right? I want to pay my openers. And I also want Red Bull and water. That's it.

• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 50:02Speaker 05

  I don't want to stir anything, but.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  All right, whore, whore.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like a comment.

• 50:08Speaker 05

  He actually said that Bobby is so cool on the road that, who, you know, he thinks Andrew's really, really difficult.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  I, and you know that. You've said that to me before.

• 50:18Speaker 06

  No, y'all are very different.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  You've said that to me before.

• 50:22Speaker 06

  I never.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you have.

• 50:24Speaker 06

  I would literally, no, I would literally never say that. You're saying this now. You're such a fucking rat. You're such a rat that I would never say that.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  You're saying this now because you know the fucking fire.

• 50:35Speaker 06

  That's why I would never say it because you're such a rat.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm the rat?

• 50:39Speaker 06

  I would never.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  He's the rat.

• 50:40Speaker 06

  I would never call Andrew different.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  All right, hey, hey.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:43Speaker 06

  I would never call him.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now. I'll be quiet. I'll be quiet.

• 50:50Speaker 06

  Call it for him.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  All right, listen to me right now, okay?

• 50:52Speaker 06

  You have to be more on top of things.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, I, I, I'm, we're good.

• 50:56Speaker 06

  No, I'm not worried about you and me. I'm worried about me and Andrew.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand. It's good. It's good. It's real good.

• 51:01Speaker 06

  No, it's not.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's good. It's good.

• 51:02Speaker 06

  He's also my.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. You know what I mean? It's good. Let me look at my, my friend here.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Hi, man.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't take it personally.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  Hit me.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um.

• 51:12Speaker 06

  You're ready for a fucking lie?

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Let's play, play fair, fair.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  Play fair.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  What, what Andreas said?

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  What did he say?

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  That I'm more difficult on the road than you.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Did I say that?

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  You did not, no.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Little facts are facts.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  Fancy said that. He said that. Carlos said that.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  Behind my back.

• 51:36Speaker 06

  I've never.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, so.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Listen here, dragon boy.

• 51:41Speaker 06

  I have never called me difficult, ever.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  So it's very interesting to me, you know what I mean? I'm getting the heat because I'm the easier target than he is.

• 51:50Speaker 06

  Welcome to my life. It's like we're mirror images.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know. So what I'm saying is that you're, he's scarier than I am.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, so you have to stay on top of it with him.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you treat me shittier. You do, because you're afraid of him.

• 52:06Speaker 06

  This is.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Let's be real. Let's be real for once.

• 52:08Speaker 06

  That's not true. I'm not frustrated with Andrew in the slightest, and it's not redirected to you. That's insane. I like working with Andrew.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  Not anymore.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  Hey brother, we're gonna be needing to look for a new tour manager. As the one I have right now is a dragon breath troll ghoul. Please.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm calling mine live.

• 52:35Speaker 06

  Matt?

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  No, Abby.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm kidding, I didn't text.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it for real.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  I would never do that.

• 52:42Speaker 06

  Carlos is obviously screwed.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Andres, please.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Hello? Hi, it's Bob.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Bob? Yeah, one of your clients, Bob Lee. What's up? What's up? I just want to let you know, you're on Bad Friends right now.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  I am? Yeah, but you're not gonna say anything bad, I'm just gonna let you... I'm gonna say I'll do all the talking, and then I'm gonna hang up. Do they hear me this part? Yeah, they're hearing you talk, yes. But you don't have to talk anymore.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  Does she know what a podcast is?

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright, so here's alright. My tour manager has dragon's breath, don't say anything, alright? Smells like a troll and an ogre, right? If I looked at my rider, none of the shit that's in my dressing room is in the fruit plate.

• 53:38Speaker 06

  Not true, Abby.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't say anything.

• 53:40Speaker 06

  It's not true.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  And I want to let you know, this tour is fine, but the next tour I do, he's out, okay? I love him.

• 53:48Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, bye.

• 53:51Speaker 06

  There's always gonna be a play.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  She's fired, she's fired, she's fired, dude.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  I will say this.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  The fact that you went behind my back.

• 53:58Speaker 06

  It's insane that...

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  And told Fancy and McCon, did he tell you?

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  And me!

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Did he tell you, McCon? McCon didn't hear this.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  No, McCon, McCon, come closer to the mic.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  McCon, have you ever tour managed?

• 54:11Speaker 06

  Uh, no, but I've seen a lot of.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're about to.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I, McCon, you've told me this before, okay? And I want you to be on, on the record, right? Who's scarier, Andrew or I?

• 54:23Speaker 06

  Andrew.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  That's good, that's the way I like it.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  But you have said that before.

• 54:27Speaker 06

  But fear doesn't make me talk shit about him.

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, or does it?

• 54:31Speaker 06

  It doesn't.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Or, or does it?

• 54:33Speaker 06

  No, I'm so much harder. I don't tell you anything, Bob, because you would tell everyone my business.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm a gossip, interesting, I'm a gossiper, I'm a witch.

• 54:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, you are.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  Salem's witch, witch trial, huh?

• 54:46Speaker 06

  You're a gossip.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm, you know what's unfortunate, Carlos, I will be honest with you right now.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  We love you.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  No, not yet.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  I thought, man, I make it real easy on Carlos, I don't ask for much, but the simple things.

• 55:00Speaker 06

  You don't.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  I just want water and popcorn backstage before I go on.

• 55:05Speaker 06

  And you always have it.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  And I just think, I don't ever call you and bug you and say, give me this, give me that, I need wa, I need this, I need that.

• 55:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  And.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  And also, I was.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  For you to go behind my back.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  And tell Fancy, I'm difficult to deal with on the road, breaks my heart? And quite frankly.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Praise the Lord.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think that's it for us on the road.

• 55:27Speaker 06

  This is sad that we're gonna end over lies.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Who's lying? Fancy's lying?

• 55:32Speaker 06

  I think Fancy's having a hallucination from one of his many colds.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  Are you lying?

• 55:36Speaker 06

  Yeah. It's a fever dream.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm lying.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  No, you're lying about lying now, so now there's layers of lies. So now I can't believe anybody in the booth.

• 55:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  So now we have a booth filled with liars.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  They've always have been liars.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  Who's to believe now?

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  No one.

• 55:48Speaker 06

  No, your inner self.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  No one to believe.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  So you are the only person I can believe, so we have, I can't believe you.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  No, don't believe me either.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, this is Game of Thrones.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  And whom is the dragon?

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there. I'm Khaleesi.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  You know, for the record, I defended you. I don't think you have bad breath, and I don't think you smell bad.

• 56:05Speaker 06

  Thank you, brother.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't either, it was just a joke.

• 56:09Speaker 06

  Lies.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  The room full of lies.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm a liar as well.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  Gosh, how do we get away from that?

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me tell you something, though. In all honesty, all jokes aside.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  All jokes aside.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  I love you dearly, Carlos.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  I do, too.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  But I will not be touring with you in the future.

• 56:23Speaker 06

  He got a good beat in today.

• 56:26Speaker 06

  I took it like a fuck.

• 56:27Andrew Santino?

  You know what the worst part of all this is?

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  This is like an ex that we have a kid with. We still have to see these people.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? You and I had a baby.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  Yes, this show is our baby.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's our child.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, that's, that's, that's the, that's our ex. These people are the ones we slept with.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  And now we have to see them because to create, to keep the baby happy, we have to see our exes.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  Right. And that's, that's exactly what it is.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  And they're all of our exes.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I do that on Tiger Belly.

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  A grand slam.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:05Andrew Santino?

  A literal grand slam.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  And that's what it is over here.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm disappointed.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm disappointed, too, if you, the way you framed it.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Makes me disappointed, but I guess, you know.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  I guess that's the way it is.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  The panic. Remember, what did I say before? I went in hot, right? And what did I say? When I walked through the store.

• 57:26Speaker 06

  You have nothing to talk about.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. But you know what that really means?

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  I've got something to say.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  I have to see my ex.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:33Speaker 06

  Toxic behavior.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to see my ex and I have to pretend everything's, you know, cool. You know what I mean?

• 57:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  So it's like, um, be cooler.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  Be cooler.

• 57:44Speaker 06

  That's great advice.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's good advice, right?

• 57:46Speaker 06

  Thank you, man.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  Facetious, being facetious.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  And when you walk out of the door, right, don't go just, Andrew, tell me some business.

• 57:52Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Lie to me.

• 57:53Speaker 06

  Every girl on the planet.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I just want to say this, okay?

• 57:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  And this is the truth of the matter.

• 57:58Speaker 06

  You're a great boss, man. I love you.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, this is the truth of the matter, okay?

• 58:02Speaker 06

  I'm telling you.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna be honest with you.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  Didn't tell me I'm a good boss.

• 58:04Speaker 06

  But tell Andrew, I can't say that.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  He didn't say that.

• 58:07Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  He loves you.

• 58:08Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 58:10Andrew Santino?

  Fancy?

• 58:11Speaker 06

  He didn't say that.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  Say you swear on your daughter's life. He didn't say that.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  Say you swear on your daughter's life.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes, on your daughter's life.

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, don't.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you can't. What you're saying, even if you're crossing your little toes and your fingers and you're thinking something else, right?

• 58:31Speaker 05

  Crossing everything.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is true, right? Say on your daughter's life that he didn't say that.

• 58:37Speaker 05

  He didn't.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  On you, on my daughter's life. Say that. Say, "He didn't say that on my daughter's life."

• 58:45Speaker 05

  He didn't say that on my daughter's life. Let's go.

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  You get a phone call right now, your wife is like, "She's dead."

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I can't believe you would let your daughter die.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  Crazy.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  It's so crazy.

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  For just the show.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just for the show. Yeah.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  That's to give the show a vibe.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:08Speaker 05

  Call the hospital.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, call the hospital right now.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Call the hospital, yeah.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  Um, I believe.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Here's the deal.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Here's the deal.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot of bits, we're doing.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  We're doing a lot of bits, I was ripping on you, and here's the honest truth.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Even with my notoriety and some of my income, right? I still don't do better than you when it comes to the ladies. And historically, I haven't. So maybe it's a little bit of my, of my... Yeah, so you still have dragon's breath?

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:40Speaker 05

  I'm doing the camera.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  You still have that, you still have all those things.

• 59:44Speaker 05

  Even with that.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  But still, historically, you've always done better than me when it comes to the attraction of the opposite sex. So, but dragon's breath, ogre, troll. Thank you for being a bad friend.