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0:00 Speaker 00 Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.
0:30 Speaker 01 You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends.
0:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what's up?
0:43 Andrew Santino? What's up?
0:43 Bobby Lee? Your energy today, dude. I don't know, dude.
0:45 Andrew Santino? What's wrong with my energy today?
0:46 Bobby Lee? It's not mindful. It's not gracious. There's no grace in it.
0:49 Andrew Santino? All right.
0:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. It's aggressive. You come with your hat down, you know what I mean? Dude, I'm not Taylor Swift. You have to act like that? You know what I mean, guys? What's up? What's side? Inglewood. Uh? Chi-town. That's where you're from?
1:04 Andrew Santino? You've never been to Inglewood once. Genuinely.
1:08 Bobby Lee? I know where it is, though.
1:09 Andrew Santino? Where?
1:10 Bobby Lee? It's south from here. Is it not? It's by Watts, dog. I've been to the Watts Towers.
1:16 Andrew Santino? No, you haven't.
1:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's where I got my water. Have you ever had Watts water, dude? Yeah, dude.
1:23 Andrew Santino? Is it good?
1:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's filled with kratom and all kinds of juicy things.
1:26 Andrew Santino? Oh, I love kratom. This is a big thing, the Watts Towers. This was created, you know, this was built by, these were actually, um, people thought they were an art piece, but it turns out.
1:37 Bobby Lee? I thought there was water in it. That's what I thought. Did you think?
1:41 Speaker 04 No, no, I knew that you thought that.
1:42 Andrew Santino? You thought it was a water tower?
1:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I thought it was a water tower. I've never really seeped into the Watts Tower. I was lying.
1:48 Andrew Santino? This man collected.
1:49 Bobby Lee? What is that?
1:50 Andrew Santino? Loose pieces of the, because the train runs behind it, right? Isn't it from, he took parts from the train?
1:57 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:58 Andrew Santino? And then I think the rumor was it was, it was art, but it turns out. It's actually the meetup point for Epstein people. Uh, core steel rebar and wire mesh covered with cement, mortar decorated mosaic of recycled found materials.
2:14 Bobby Lee? It's one of those conspiracy blacks. You know that movie with Julia Roberts? Was that the movie?
2:19 Speaker 04 Oh, the Pelican Brief?
2:21 Bobby Lee? No, no, not that one. Where Denzel plays like the conspiracy black. Is that him? Did he ever play conspiracy black?
2:28 Andrew Santino? What is conspiracy black?
2:29 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
2:30 Speaker 04 Exactly what you think it is.
2:31 Bobby Lee? Exactly what you think it is.
2:32 Andrew Santino? I don't know. I don't think.
2:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you go inside their house, everything's tinfoil. You know what I mean?
2:37 Speaker 04 That's just normal.
2:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
2:38 Andrew Santino? That's conspiracy.
2:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but he happens to be black.
2:41 Andrew Santino? Oh.
2:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there's conspiracy whites too.
2:43 Andrew Santino? I got it.
2:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
2:44 Andrew Santino? I think the majority are conspiracy whites. I feel like more conspiratorial.
2:47 Bobby Lee? You can find that movie. I think it's called Conspiracy Theory.
2:51 Andrew Santino? You know why Bobby's in a good mood? Do you want to tell everybody? Or should I tell everybody?
2:55 Bobby Lee? Nothing.
2:56 Andrew Santino? Come on.
2:57 Bobby Lee? What?
2:58 Andrew Santino? I'll say it. Bobby has been or has gone on a few dates.
3:05 Bobby Lee? That's not it.
3:06 Andrew Santino? Erica Kirk.
3:08 Bobby Lee? She's grieving. You know, to me, I'm so empathetic, right? That I need to hold her.
3:13 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
3:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm grieving with her.
3:15 Andrew Santino? Have you seen some of those like videos with her and her eyes and stuff? It's wild, dude.
3:20 Bobby Lee? That's not what I'm talking about.
3:21 Andrew Santino? Manchurian Canada, another banger.
3:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
3:24 Speaker 04 Siege. There's only so many movies where conspiracies come up and Denzel's in them.
3:28 Andrew Santino? Did I tell you? That's like every movie he's ever done.
3:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
3:32 Andrew Santino? Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button?
3:36 Bobby Lee? Well, you have to watch it backwards. It's better that way.
3:40 Andrew Santino? We tried.
3:40 Bobby Lee? It's normal that way, you know what I mean?
3:42 Andrew Santino? It's so fucking bad. Like, watch it again in this era. It's, I remember back then, we were like, oh, it's wild, it's groundbreaking.
3:49 Bobby Lee? Because when I saw it, I was in the theater. I was like, oh my God, we're in the future.
3:54 Andrew Santino? Dude, it's.
3:55 Bobby Lee? Remember? I can't believe it.
3:58 Andrew Santino? It's so bad. I mean, look at the.
3:59 Bobby Lee? Fincher.
4:00 Andrew Santino? Yeah, but look at it's so bad.
4:03 Andrew Santino? It's so weird. It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask.
4:07 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
4:08 Andrew Santino? It doesn't look real.
4:09 Bobby Lee? It doesn't look real.
4:09 Andrew Santino? It dude, it's so weird. We tried. Look at that.
4:12 Bobby Lee? Look at that.
4:12 Andrew Santino? We watched this. This movie won an Academy Award.
4:15 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait. You saw it with whom?
4:16 Andrew Santino? We watched it at the house. It was just on and I think it was on like HBO.
4:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:20 Andrew Santino? Whatever. You know, when they're like, and I was like, I don't, this movie was so long ago. I was like, I haven't seen that. I'm gonna watch it again.
4:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:27 Andrew Santino? Dude, 20 minutes. I was like, I gotta get out of here. It was tri- look at that. It was tripping me out.
4:32 Bobby Lee? That's insane.
4:34 Andrew Santino? How am I supposed to come with that going on? It's insane.
4:38 Bobby Lee? He turned into Mitch McConnell.
4:41 Andrew Santino? It's Little Rudy.
4:42 Bobby Lee? Here's another one. Meet Joe Black.
4:44 Andrew Santino? Oh, dude.
4:45 Bobby Lee? You like that one?
4:45 Andrew Santino? I used to.
4:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. You know what? If I re-watch that again, it's like, he's an angel, right?
4:51 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
4:51 Bobby Lee? You like peanut butter?
4:52 Andrew Santino? Yeah, what is that?
4:53 Bobby Lee? What is that?
4:54 Andrew Santino? What are we talking about?
4:54 Bobby Lee? It's a little quirk. You know what I mean?
4:56 Andrew Santino? I just.
4:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah. How about almond butter? Why peanut butter?
4:59 Andrew Santino? Why peanut butter?
5:00 Bobby Lee? He's so hot, though.
5:01 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he's still. Have you seen him now? He's even hotter.
5:04 Bobby Lee? He's hotter now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:06 Andrew Santino? I saw like some new girl that he's dating. They had a picture of them together on, on the internet and I was like, God, it never breaks, huh?
5:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Look at him. He was born that way.
5:15 Andrew Santino? That guy is built, he is built different.
5:17 Bobby Lee? Built for speed. Oh, my God.
5:20 Andrew Santino? Vroom, vroom.
5:21 Bobby Lee? Vroom, vroom. Look at that, dude. I would just literally, it's like a fucking futon. Yeah, man, I would lay on him like a futon.
5:27 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
5:28 Bobby Lee? Wouldn't you? No, Pete, really, Pete. I know you're not gay, but. Absolutely. Yeah, right. Would you?
5:33 Andrew Santino? We don't know.
5:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked, laying on your couch, you would lay right on top of him. That's your instinct.
5:40 Andrew Santino? I'd get naked immediately.
5:41 Bobby Lee? Immediately.
5:43 Andrew Santino? And I'd go, let's compare bodies. Stand up, Bradley.
5:46 Bobby Lee? I think at one point I'd be like, what are you doing in the house?
5:48 Andrew Santino? What are you doing in my house?
5:50 Bobby Lee? But that, you say that after you're naked.
5:51 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
5:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:52 Andrew Santino? After you have sex with Brad Pitt, you're smoking a cigarette in bed and you're like, how'd you get in my house?
5:57 Bobby Lee? Exactly. You don't ask before, never.
5:59 Andrew Santino? Never.
5:59 Bobby Lee? No, you just do.
6:00 Andrew Santino? You just have to let it be.
6:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:02 Andrew Santino? That was from F1. Did you watch F1?
6:04 Bobby Lee? No. But do you think he knows he's hot?
6:07 Andrew Santino? Brother, do you know Eurasian?
6:10 Bobby Lee? Fuck, I do.
6:10 Andrew Santino? Yeah, well, it's the same thing.
6:12 Bobby Lee? Fuck, it's the same thing. He knows it.
6:14 Andrew Santino? Here's what it is.
6:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
6:15 Andrew Santino? I forget sometimes I have red hair.
6:22 Bobby Lee? It's the reddest hair I've ever seen.
6:24 Andrew Santino? But I have red hair.
6:25 Bobby Lee? I know, it's so mutant-like.
6:27 Andrew Santino? So like, he must forget sometimes he's hot, but then look in the mirror and go, "I'm hot."
6:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
6:33 Andrew Santino? I'm so.
6:34 Bobby Lee? Every morning you must look in the mirror and go, "I have red hair."
6:37 Andrew Santino? No, I get out of the shower, I see my little red penis and my red pubes and I go, "I have red hair." Like, it makes me laugh. I have little, I have red hair.
6:45 Bobby Lee? Dude, do you, the shock and awe of me being Korean all the time? It's, it's shock and awe. You know, I look in the mirror and go, "Holy fuck, I am Asian."
6:57 Bobby Lee? It's like, it's startling because you're no, I'm in a white world.
6:59 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
7:00 Bobby Lee? Remember around a lot of white people, right? And then every night I look in the mirror and go, "Look at that."
7:05 Andrew Santino? But it's.
7:06 Bobby Lee? Look at what's going on there.
7:07 Andrew Santino? No, it's positive.
7:07 Bobby Lee? It's not. It's pure negative.
7:09 Andrew Santino? Koreans are the best.
7:10 Bobby Lee? Because I'm not like, you know what I mean? Like, leading man Korean. Those are hot, right?
7:16 Andrew Santino? Your next-door neighbor.
7:17 Bobby Lee? I'm next-door neighbor, I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie, you know what I mean?
7:21 Andrew Santino? Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be, you know who you are?
7:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:25 Andrew Santino? With the, I don't, what's the character's name in Home Alone? That they think he's evil, the guy with the shovel, the old man, but he turns out to be the best. Marley? Marley? You're that, because people are like, "I'm weary of that little Korean guy."
7:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:37 Andrew Santino? But you, guess what?
7:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:38 Andrew Santino? Guy's got a great heart, great soul. Turns out to be a great guy.
7:41 Bobby Lee? All right, I want you to Google this, all right? Half-naked guy in Kung Fu Hustle. I'm that kid. What?
7:49 Andrew Santino? What?
7:49 Bobby Lee? In Kung Fu Hustle, yeah. One of my favorite movies.
7:52 Andrew Santino? That's a bad.
7:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, no, but that's who he is in the movie, you know what I mean? And every time I watch that movie, I go, "Oh, I think I'm that guy." It sucks.
8:01 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah, that's a hundred percent it.
8:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's it.
8:03 Andrew Santino? Getting cracked around.
8:04 Bobby Lee? Getting cracked around, yeah, that's me, yeah. But, you know, somebody has to be that.
8:09 Andrew Santino? That's right.
8:10 Bobby Lee? When I look in the mirror, I go, "Somebody has to be whatever that is."
8:12 Andrew Santino? Someone has to be us.
8:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
8:13 Andrew Santino? And why not us?
8:15 Bobby Lee? Or have you, when I look in the mirror naked, when I see my naked body? Oh my god, it's pure shock and awe.
8:21 Andrew Santino? The dog walked in on me taking a shower. I stepped in the shower and I heard her coming up behind me, heard her, you know, chain.
8:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:27 Andrew Santino? And I go, "Oh, hey."
8:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:29 Andrew Santino? She then looked up and saw me naked and went. And walked out.
8:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:32 Andrew Santino? Not happy about it.
8:33 Bobby Lee? Wow.
8:34 Andrew Santino? Well, I gained a little bit of weight.
8:35 Bobby Lee? You have kind of little.
8:36 Andrew Santino? A little porky. I'm 206 right now.
8:38 Bobby Lee? I kind of like it.
8:39 Andrew Santino? 206?
8:40 Bobby Lee? Because it thickens out like a football player almost.
8:42 Andrew Santino? I'm getting a little football.
8:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:44 Andrew Santino? Straight up!
8:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I walked out, just one, I know you're gonna say something.
8:48 Andrew Santino? No.
8:48 Bobby Lee? I'm so sorry. Straight up is good.
8:50 Andrew Santino? I have nothing else to say.
8:51 Bobby Lee? Straight up!
8:51 Andrew Santino? Straight up!
8:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. What is that?
8:53 Andrew Santino? Hut hut? You think they yell "straight up"?
8:56 Bobby Lee? That's what you just said. Travis Scott.
8:59 Andrew Santino? Didn't I say hut hut?
9:00 Bobby Lee? You did. Oh, you did?
9:02 Andrew Santino? Straight up!
9:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I thought they said "straight up".
9:05 Andrew Santino? Straight up!
9:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:06 Andrew Santino? Straight up!
9:07 Bobby Lee? Isn't it a move that they're saying out loud?
9:09 Andrew Santino? No.
9:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Go to the right!
9:13 Bobby Lee? Right? Go around me!
9:15 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
9:16 Bobby Lee? You know, is that a move?
9:17 Andrew Santino? They're not telling. The other guys are right there.
9:19 Bobby Lee? I know, but it's like him, because he's the captain, right?
9:23 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
9:23 Bobby Lee? He's the leader. The quarterback's the leader, right?
9:25 Andrew Santino? He is the captain.
9:26 Bobby Lee? Right? So isn't he going, you know what I mean? "Natron, go to the right!"
9:29 Andrew Santino? No, he doesn't yell out the plays.
9:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, he doesn't?
9:31 Andrew Santino? Well, then they would know. They're right there.
9:33 Bobby Lee? No, but it's their own code word.
9:34 Andrew Santino? Well, they do have codes. You're halfway.
9:36 Bobby Lee? Pelican Town 260!
9:38 Andrew Santino? That's a good, that's a play.
9:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
9:39 Andrew Santino? Pelican Town 260 is a play.
9:41 Bobby Lee? Downtown Magoo, turn around!
9:43 Andrew Santino? Turn around?
9:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and then they're like, "Oh, I gotta turn around. I'm gonna do downtown Magoo."
9:49 Bobby Lee? Isn't that what they do?
9:50 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
9:50 Bobby Lee? Okay, I don't know football. I don't watch that sport. But anyway, um...
9:53 Andrew Santino? You know football.
9:54 Bobby Lee? I know the real football.
9:55 Andrew Santino? You know.
9:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And Arsenal won today 4-1. That's why I'm in a good mood. We beat Aston Villa, and there were three pots of applause. If they had won that game, they would have tied us for number one.
10:04 Andrew Santino? Nice try, Aston Villa.
10:06 Bobby Lee? Nice try, Ollie Watkins. Anyway, um...
10:08 Andrew Santino? Aston Villa, by the way, is that a name of a city?
10:11 Bobby Lee? No, but it's the name of a football club. It's one of the oldest football clubs.
10:14 Andrew Santino? Terrible name.
10:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
10:15 Andrew Santino? Aston Villa?
10:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah. That's a symbol.
10:18 Andrew Santino? How British does that fucking shit sound?
10:19 Bobby Lee? Aston Villa?
10:21 Andrew Santino? I play for Aston Villa.
10:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
10:22 Andrew Santino? How about you? What'd you get for Christmas?
10:25 Bobby Lee? Nothing. I'll tell you this. I'm gonna say what I was gonna say before because of the dog thing, and then I'll go to the Christmas.
10:31 Andrew Santino? Hmm.
10:31 Bobby Lee? I'm a little wired up, sorry.
10:32 Andrew Santino? I like it.
10:33 Bobby Lee? Okay, so, um...
10:34 Andrew Santino? I love it.
10:35 Bobby Lee? Well, there's three things happening.
10:36 Andrew Santino? Go.
10:37 Bobby Lee? I want you to say all the things that are happening.
10:38 Andrew Santino? Give it.
10:38 Bobby Lee? Okay. Number one, I walked out of a movie last night, and it's like... It's Park Chan Wook, the guy that did Old Boy. I think he produced this movie.
10:49 Andrew Santino? What's the movie called?
10:50 Bobby Lee? It's called, um, I had Google, I fucking.
10:52 Andrew Santino? Wait, but you wa- you went to the theater to see it?
10:54 Bobby Lee? I was, I went to The Grove. You know how busy The Grove is right now, dude? No other choice.
10:58 Andrew Santino? No other choice. Turns out you had a few and then one of them was to leave.
11:03 Bobby Lee? And it's, it got, what is the, um, Rotten Tomatoes on it?
11:07 Andrew Santino? I never trust tomatoes.
11:08 Bobby Lee? Ninety-nine percent.
11:09 Andrew Santino? I don't trust it.
11:11 Bobby Lee? I think ninety-nine percent.
11:13 Andrew Santino? I just don't trust it. It's too, ninety-eight, that's way too high.
11:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So, and it's the guy from Squid Games, great actor.
11:21 Bobby Lee? Beautifully shot. Beautifully shot, right?
11:25 Bobby Lee? It's a dark comedy. The comedy really works. They're just so talented, right? Koreans know how to do it. But there's one moment, so I'm gonna just tell you, I'm not gonna give any spoilers, okay?
11:35 Andrew Santino? No, we're never gonna see this. It doesn't matter.
11:38 Bobby Lee? Really?
11:38 Andrew Santino? No, well, I mean, maybe.
11:40 Bobby Lee? All right, so, this guy, right, the guy to the right, right, happily married, two kids. He's a paper man.
11:48 Bobby Lee? He worked, he worked for a paper processing plant and he's been there for twenty-five years, makes a good living. And he gets fired, okay, from his job.
11:57 Andrew Santino? For stealing paper?
11:58 Bobby Lee? No.
11:59 Andrew Santino? For?
12:00 Bobby Lee? You know, the Americans bought the company and they're doing some readjustments.
12:03 Andrew Santino? Oh.
12:04 Bobby Lee? Like that, yeah. So anyway, um, there's a point where it's like, he won't get a job. Right? So he, they're running out of money, right? So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs.
12:16 Andrew Santino? What?
12:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they had two dogs. They're like, we can't feed this whole family. How hard is it to feed a fucking dog?
12:22 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's the weird.
12:23 Bobby Lee? It's, it, as soon as that happened in the movie, I'm like, I'm out!
12:26 Andrew Santino? I'm out.
12:27 Bobby Lee? I am out!
12:28 Andrew Santino? I'm out.
12:28 Bobby Lee? I walked out!
12:30 Andrew Santino? You got rid of the dogs?
12:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, you, and the kids are crying, like, yeah, it's, it was like-
12:35 Andrew Santino? Get rid of the kids?
12:36 Bobby Lee? I'd rather give it to one of the kids.
12:38 Andrew Santino? They're so much more expensive.
12:39 Bobby Lee? They're way more expensive, yeah. How far, how expensive is dog food?
12:43 Andrew Santino? I mean, dude, you can get, you can get like a fifty-pound bag from Costco for like ten bucks.
12:47 Bobby Lee? I know, exactly. I mean, they're not gonna be the healthiest food for the dog.
12:51 Andrew Santino? Doesn't matter.
12:52 Bobby Lee? You can still keep it alive.
12:53 Andrew Santino? It'll be alive. Dude, dogs live on the street, street dogs.
12:55 Bobby Lee? Whenever something like that happens in a movie where I'm like, I wouldn't do that, I have to leave.
13:00 Andrew Santino? I, I, you know, I saw a fucking thread today, was it yesterday morning? Or this morning that pissed me off. Someone was like- I don't care. I'll say, you know, like hot takes, you know, the shit.
13:10 Bobby Lee? I hate.
13:10 Andrew Santino? And they were like, hot take, I don't fucking care. Uh, if you're a dog person, you are stupid. Just accept it. And I was like, what does that even mean?
13:20 Bobby Lee? That person needs to be.
13:21 Andrew Santino? When I say, what does that even mean? It's because I'm stupid and I don't get it.
13:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
13:25 Andrew Santino? Because I'm a dog person.
13:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
13:26 Andrew Santino? I don't trust people that don't like dogs.
13:28 Bobby Lee? I don't trust it either.
13:29 Andrew Santino? Weirds me the fuck out.
13:30 Bobby Lee? I don't trust a president that doesn't have a dog.
13:33 Andrew Santino? He's the only one.
13:34 Bobby Lee? I know. It's crazy.
13:35 Andrew Santino? In history.
13:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Have a cat. I don't, a gerbil.
13:38 Andrew Santino? Actually, if he had.
13:39 Bobby Lee? A honey badger. I don't care what it is.
13:40 Andrew Santino? Honey badger would be sick.
13:41 Bobby Lee? That'd be sick.
13:42 Andrew Santino? I got my little badger here.
13:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's gnawing on Stephen, uh, Miller's ankle.
13:48 Bobby Lee? All the time. He's like, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah.
13:50 Andrew Santino? Donald, come get your honey badger. I have to go to school and bring my honey badger?
13:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you have, yeah.
13:58 Andrew Santino? I don't get it. You gotta have some kind of animal.
14:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Here's another TikTok video that I can't watch. When they start up, I don't know who needs to hear this. Nobody. Nobody needs to hear what you're saying because you're no shit.
14:09 Andrew Santino? You're no shit.
14:10 Bobby Lee? We don't care about your opinion. You're a regular guy.
14:15 Andrew Santino? You're a regular guy.
14:16 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? It's like.
14:18 Andrew Santino? You're a regular guy.
14:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Degrassi, the scientist guy.
14:23 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
14:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
14:24 Andrew Santino? What are we talking? Oh, Neil.
14:25 Bobby Lee? Neil, yeah, yeah.
14:26 Andrew Santino? I thought you were talking about the TV show.
14:27 Bobby Lee? No, if, whatever.
14:29 Andrew Santino? Neil deGrasse Tyson?
14:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, Neil deGrasse Tyson. You know what I mean? If he says, I don't need, I don't, then I'll go, oh, I think I'm gonna, I want to hear his opinion about this. Yeah. Or anyone professional, like Scott Galloway.
14:40 Andrew Santino? Nah, let me pause on Scott Galloway.
14:43 Bobby Lee? No, don't pause on him. Push play.
14:44 Andrew Santino? He says some shit that I'm like.
14:46 Bobby Lee? I know, I love it.
14:47 Andrew Santino? What the fuck are you talking?
14:48 Bobby Lee? I'm reading his book right now.
14:49 Andrew Santino? He does this whole skip about like, you know, people are drinking less than they've ever drank and they're having less sex and men aren't talking to women and all this fucking shit. It's like, I don't, is that true? How do we know that's true?
15:01 Bobby Lee? It's called statistics, my friend.
15:02 Andrew Santino? Who's filling out those forms? What the fuck do you mean?
15:05 Bobby Lee? In the Midwest, they do it.
15:06 Andrew Santino? Where? They poll people on the street and they go, who's fucking?
15:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
15:09 Andrew Santino? I don't buy.
15:10 Bobby Lee? They don't do it in Studio City because I've been around. You know, they don't.
15:12 Andrew Santino? Here's why I don't buy it. We're friends with a young man here. What's your name again?
15:17 Speaker 04 McCone.
15:17 Andrew Santino? McCone.
15:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
15:19 Andrew Santino? This guy, he's in the height of his twenties. He's in the, in the center of it.
15:24 Bobby Lee? He's not a normal.
15:25 Andrew Santino? He's fucking.
15:26 Bobby Lee? I know, but he's, he is not an average white dude.
15:30 Andrew Santino? He is the most average looking white dude I've ever seen.
15:33 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, no. You don't get about this McCone guy, right? He's a shifter. He's, he's, he's got the gift of gab. You know what I mean? He's slimy.
15:41 Andrew Santino? Slimy.
15:41 Bobby Lee? He's got Hollywood quality.
15:43 Andrew Santino? What is, and then what's?
15:44 Bobby Lee? To have him, when I first met him, to just directly walk up to me and talk business is insane behavior.
15:51 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
15:52 Bobby Lee? And I'm like, oh, little mover and shaker, this little one.
15:55 Andrew Santino? Slimy mover and shaker.
15:56 Bobby Lee? And then he gets into here, moves up. He's a fucking climber.
15:59 Andrew Santino? You want to fire him?
16:00 Bobby Lee? No, I love him.
16:01 Andrew Santino? Okay.
16:01 Bobby Lee? He's like a pesty little brother. Yeah, yeah. So he stays. But what I'm saying is I'm on to you. But he's not a normal, you know what I mean, aver- average twenty something year old man.
16:12 Andrew Santino? All his friends are fucking?
16:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because they're not, have you met them?
16:15 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
16:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:16 Andrew Santino? Half of them are.
16:17 Bobby Lee? But the ones that he has in Minnesota, those ones, they're not fucking.
16:21 Andrew Santino? Yes, they are.
16:22 Bobby Lee? No, I've met them.
16:23 Andrew Santino? What do you mean?
16:23 Bobby Lee? They don't even talk. They're comatose. They're like catatonic. They're like totem poles. Whenever you introduce me to them, they're like.
16:32 Speaker 04 Well, they are, they, they're big fans of you, Bob.
16:34 Bobby Lee? They're not big fans, dude. Smile then!
16:37 Andrew Santino? Do you ever, do you ever tell someone to meet you at a nice spot and you never show up?
16:41 Bobby Lee? No.
16:41 Andrew Santino? You've never done that?
16:42 Bobby Lee? No.
16:43 Andrew Santino? That's like a move that people do, where they bail on a date?
16:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I can't do that. I don't, I've never ghosted anybody on a date.
16:49 Andrew Santino? Have you been ghosted, though?
16:50 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
16:51 Andrew Santino? Yeah, see, that's why.
16:52 Bobby Lee? And it burns.
16:52 Andrew Santino? It hurts, huh?
16:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:54 Andrew Santino? But you still remember the person. I bet you it sits in your memory bank. You know who did it.
16:58 Bobby Lee? It seeps deep in my soul.
16:59 Andrew Santino? You know who did it. Yeah, that's why they do it, I think.
17:02 Bobby Lee? You know that, you know somebody that did to me?
17:04 Andrew Santino? Do I, I know who it is?
17:05 Bobby Lee? Do you?
17:06 Andrew Santino? No, I'm asking you. Do I know who they are?
17:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:08 Andrew Santino? No. What the fu- who's on first?
17:10 Bobby Lee? Who's on second?
17:11 Andrew Santino? I don't know, dude.
17:12 Bobby Lee? Hut, hut!
17:14 Andrew Santino? What, up straight up, up straight up!
17:16 Bobby Lee? You straight up, yeah.
17:17 Andrew Santino? Wait, wait, who did it to you?
17:19 Bobby Lee? Me, Bickle Room Backdash!
17:21 Andrew Santino? Got it.
17:24 Andrew Santino? There will be a college football team that uses bickaroo backdash.
17:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, bickaroo backdash. You know what I mean? Bickaroo backdash! Up the straight. Straight up! And then the wide receiver knows what to do.
17:35 Andrew Santino? He does.
17:36 Bobby Lee? And he does a little bickaroo like move.
17:38 Andrew Santino? If you're a college football player of any kind, please use the Bad Friends call at the line.
17:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:43 Andrew Santino? And let us know.
17:44 Bobby Lee? Bickaroo backdash.
17:46 Andrew Santino? What are you doing? How to properly yell as a quarterback? Yeah, there's like a specific. Blue, 42.
17:52 Bobby Lee? I got one. I would do this. I would close this one and open this one.
17:57 Andrew Santino? Single line, single line!
17:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Give me one.
18:02 Andrew Santino? Airlick.
18:02 Bobby Lee? But don't do this. Don't be hacky about it. Come up with your own.
18:05 Andrew Santino? Imagine if you saw a quarterback at the line and he went, "4-4, 9."
18:11 Bobby Lee? And I would know what that is. Slither.
18:13 Andrew Santino? Slither, slither play.
18:14 Bobby Lee? Slither around the defensive linebacker.
18:15 Andrew Santino? That's a slither play.
18:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:17 Andrew Santino? That is.
18:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:19 Andrew Santino? That is. Oh, it's a hook route.
18:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's a hook route, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On both sides though.
18:23 Andrew Santino? Yeah, double hook.
18:24 Bobby Lee? One hook across this side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, single hook is one side. You know what I mean? That'd be fun to come up with those.
18:31 Andrew Santino? We should coach a team.
18:31 Bobby Lee? Dude, that'd be great.
18:32 Andrew Santino? Let us coach your local team.
18:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:34 Andrew Santino? We should just coach, we should coach like an intramural team.
18:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:37 Andrew Santino? We should have a Bad Friends intramural team.
18:39 Bobby Lee? And the thing would be, well, some of my coaching would be direct. Like, it's exactly what it means.
18:45 Andrew Santino? Tourette's?
18:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Headbutt the guy. Twice. It's exactly what that means. There's no hidden agenda, right? I just headbutt, you know what I mean?
18:54 Andrew Santino? It's like you got water in your ear. Ooh, there it is.
18:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Right in the face.
18:59 Andrew Santino? Arm, finger.
19:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, flick in the face. Right? And then some of it would be like, you know what I mean? Not obvious.
19:06 Andrew Santino? A little bit more secretive.
19:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
19:10 Andrew Santino? What is that?
19:11 Bobby Lee? What?
19:11 Andrew Santino? What was that?
19:12 Bobby Lee? Flick of the nose and focus.
19:13 Andrew Santino? Oh, focus. Hey, booger head.
19:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that is.
19:17 Andrew Santino? I get that.
19:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I think we should do it.
19:19 Andrew Santino? I'll do it.
19:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
19:20 Andrew Santino? I would love to. We'll draw up some plays.
19:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
19:22 Andrew Santino? With your knowledge of football.
19:24 Bobby Lee? Is there plays in baseball?
19:26 Andrew Santino? Uh, yeah, I mean, that's a hard, it's not the same.
19:28 Bobby Lee? It's harder.
19:29 Andrew Santino? Well, there's, there's, there's signals from coach, this, you know, like, you know, signals, they do that, the third baseman.
19:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but what does that all mean?
19:35 Andrew Santino? Well, they're signaling to the runner, uh, the next move, what the, what the batter's gonna do.
19:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
19:42 Andrew Santino? To swing, swing away, or to take the pitch, or, or to try to steal the base, or, just look, well, there's a bunch of different signals there, but they all have different, uh, signs, signs.
19:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
19:54 Andrew Santino? Pitch, these are pitch call signs.
19:55 Bobby Lee? Wow, that's amazing.
19:57 Andrew Santino? They don't do this.
19:57 Bobby Lee? They use an older hand.
19:59 Andrew Santino? Is that my hand?
20:01 Andrew Santino? That's my hand. I'm not kidding, that's my hand.
20:03 Bobby Lee? That's the oldest hand I've ever seen. Um.
20:05 Andrew Santino? I have an old hand.
20:06 Bobby Lee? So this is something. Upside down piece?
20:09 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
20:10 Bobby Lee? This, twice, yeah. They gotta get more creative, Dan.
20:13 Andrew Santino? Well, they only have your hand, you have one hand.
20:15 Bobby Lee? I know, but you could still, you know, what about this move?
20:18 Andrew Santino? No, because this one has a mitt. One has a mitt on it.
20:20 Bobby Lee? Oh, it's a mitt, right?
20:21 Andrew Santino? Catcher has one mitt on it.
20:22 Bobby Lee? Right. And then, do they do this?
20:25 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
20:25 Bobby Lee? Meaning catch it.
20:26 Andrew Santino? Catch, yeah. Pitcher does that.
20:29 Bobby Lee? Catch the ball, Dan, you know what I mean?
20:31 Andrew Santino? That's from the pitcher.
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20:54 Bobby Lee? I hope too.
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23:13 Bobby Lee? Wow.
23:14 Andrew Santino? Would you be a pitcher or catcher?
23:16 Bobby Lee? Oh, I'd be a catcher.
23:17 Andrew Santino? Yeah, I know.
23:18 Bobby Lee? I catch.
23:18 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
23:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't pitch.
23:19 Andrew Santino? I'm a pitcher.
23:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know you are, dude.
23:21 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
23:21 Bobby Lee? I like catching your balls.
23:24 Bobby Lee? It's my favorite thing to do. Yeah. What if somebody has like Tourette's all of a sudden? Not Tourette's, but like goes into a seizure. That'd be fun.
23:31 Andrew Santino? That'd be terrible.
23:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but he's going, right? And you know what I mean? And the, he's like, I don't know what to do. You know what I mean?
23:37 Andrew Santino? What? The batter?
23:38 Bobby Lee? The batter. They see the coach. You know what I mean? And the guy's like, looking at it like, I don't know what move that is. But I'll try.
23:47 Andrew Santino? Swing away.
23:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, swing away. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:52 Andrew Santino? That's got to, that's, that feels like that's in a movie. I feel like that's Daniel Stern.
23:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
23:56 Andrew Santino? Little Big League or whatever.
23:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I, I feel like gang members could probably do it well.
24:03 Andrew Santino? Hey, steal third, eh?
24:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:06 Andrew Santino? Throw up some shit.
24:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey dude, you know what I mean, do this move, right?
24:11 Andrew Santino? Well, you know, they have gangs, they have, uh, not gangs, but I mean, like in prisons, they have like intermural leagues in prison. The longest yard, man.
24:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Oh, gang signs, whoa.
24:22 Andrew Santino? Well, let's not throw any of these up.
24:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
24:23 Andrew Santino? Wait, let me see. Compton Crip.
24:26 Bobby Lee? This one I can do, I like.
24:27 Andrew Santino? I don't think we should do these.
24:29 Bobby Lee? Why?
24:29 Andrew Santino? On the air.
24:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
24:31 Andrew Santino? It's probably a bad idea.
24:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but this means different than whatever that means. This means antlers.
24:37 Andrew Santino? Sure. Oh, deer gang.
24:39 Bobby Lee? For hunters.
24:39 Andrew Santino? Deer gang.
24:40 Bobby Lee? Get the antlers, dude.
24:41 Andrew Santino? Deer gang.
24:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah. What do you, oh, yeah.
24:44 Andrew Santino? Japanese girl gang.
24:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?
24:49 Andrew Santino? I like, I'm not gonna lie, the hand signals for gangs are incredible.
24:52 Bobby Lee? They're incredible.
24:52 Andrew Santino? You see them throw them up, you love them. Oh, geek gang, what is that?
24:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:56 Speaker 04 Geek gang signs?
24:57 Bobby Lee? Now, how could you take okie dokie and turn into a gang sign? That sucks. Like if, cause if you're like seeing a guy, you're like, hey, hey Bobby, I'm gonna go to the gym, right? And I go, okie dokie. That's what I'm saying, it's unfair.
25:11 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it's not, you can't steal, they stole it.
25:12 Bobby Lee? You can't do okie dokie anymore, cause it's a gang sign.
25:15 Andrew Santino? Well.
25:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
25:17 Andrew Santino? You know.
25:19 Bobby Lee? Okay. I, I know, I know, I get it. I understand. I understand it.
25:26 Andrew Santino? A lot of things have been taken over.
25:29 Bobby Lee? Uh, yeah, that's true.
25:30 Andrew Santino? A lot of things have been taken, they're just, you know.
25:32 Bobby Lee? Like the swastika.
25:33 Andrew Santino? That was ours.
25:35 Bobby Lee? No, that was, um, Indonesian, right? It was like Buddhist or something.
25:38 Andrew Santino? Well, it means peace.
25:39 Bobby Lee? It means peace, right?
25:40 Andrew Santino? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:40 Bobby Lee? You know what's so crazy? The marketing is great.
25:43 Andrew Santino? On the swastika?
25:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, because to take, to take peace and turn it into a, a symbol of hate? It's like taking the peace sign now and turning into hate.
25:52 Andrew Santino? Well, it's almost poetic. You're taking some that means peace and turning it into absolute hate, which is kind of odd how.
25:58 Bobby Lee? Good marketing, that's all.
25:59 Andrew Santino? Phenomenal.
25:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:00 Andrew Santino? Good team over there in Germany.
26:03 Andrew Santino? So check it out, well, we're branding, we're gonna rebrand the peace symbol. Hitler, I love it.
26:12 Andrew Santino? Now, give me some fucking meth.
26:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they did a lot of meth.
26:15 Andrew Santino? He loved meth.
26:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, a lot of them did.
26:18 Andrew Santino? Well, if you had terminal cancer and you're on your way out, would you do, would you ride the horse? Would you do heroin?
26:24 Bobby Lee? I mean, I would do what the doctor prescribed, but much more.
26:29 Andrew Santino? You wouldn't go street, street drugs?
26:32 Bobby Lee? I might. I don't know, dude. I might wanna face it head on, clear.
26:37 Andrew Santino? Death?
26:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah. What's so funny?
26:39 Andrew Santino? Carlos does not wanna face it.
26:40 Bobby Lee? Like Ram Dass says.
26:41 Speaker 04 I don't wanna face traffic.
26:43 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't you wanna be in the present moment of death?
26:49 Andrew Santino? No, I don't know. Well, I definitely don't wanna die in my sleep.
26:53 Bobby Lee? A Jane Goodall.
26:54 Andrew Santino? That's a huge fear.
26:55 Bobby Lee? She died in her sleep.
26:56 Andrew Santino? The ape woman?
26:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
26:58 Andrew Santino? She did?
26:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
26:59 Andrew Santino? I thought she died from an ape. Wasn't she bald?
27:02 Bobby Lee? Well, the ape was next to her.
27:02 Andrew Santino? Oh.
27:03 Bobby Lee? Probably, I don't know. I don't know if she sleeps with them, but I think she died in her sleep, no?
27:06 Andrew Santino? Famous people die in their sleep. James Gandolfini, John Candy, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Brittany Murphy, Jerry Garcia, Reggie White.
27:13 Bobby Lee? Wow.
27:13 Andrew Santino? William Howard.
27:14 Bobby Lee? Why not die in your sleep?
27:16 Andrew Santino? I wanna know it's coming.
27:18 Bobby Lee? Oh.
27:19 Andrew Santino? Like, when I die, I wanna go, okay, that's happening.
27:21 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see.
27:22 Andrew Santino? I don't wanna go to bed and being like, what a great day.
27:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:26 Andrew Santino? Honk you, honk you, and then I, and I never wake up.
27:29 Bobby Lee? Wow.
27:29 Andrew Santino? I wanna be alive when I'm dead. Hey.
27:33 Bobby Lee? No, dude.
27:34 Andrew Santino? You wanna be asleep.
27:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:35 Andrew Santino? Well, you sleep so fucking much, it's gonna happen.
27:39 Andrew Santino? From a percentage perspective.
27:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, percentage, yeah.
27:42 Andrew Santino? Like, it has to be for you.
27:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:44 Andrew Santino? By the way, I talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten reindeer before.
27:49 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God.
27:50 Andrew Santino? No, he says they're fucking awesome.
27:52 Bobby Lee? This fucking guy does.
27:53 Andrew Santino? What?
27:54 Bobby Lee? You don't eat reindeer, dog?
27:56 Andrew Santino? What do you mean? You can eat reindeer meat. No, it looks good. It's like.
28:01 Bobby Lee? It's too gamey, probably.
28:02 Andrew Santino? No, he said it was actually pretty good, cuz it was, cuz it's fatty, right? Because it's so cold, they have to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter, so it's, it's, it's fattier than, um.
28:10 Bobby Lee? Oh, that does look delicious.
28:11 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
28:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
28:13 Andrew Santino? It's fattier.
28:13 Bobby Lee? I think of Rudolph and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:15 Andrew Santino? Well, no, Rudolph.
28:17 Bobby Lee? You can't eat Rudolph.
28:19 Andrew Santino? Somebody did.
28:19 Bobby Lee? Oh, no.
28:20 Andrew Santino? Somebody did reindeer meat. See, it looks good. Dude, that's like I told you, when I was in Australia and I had kangaroo, phenomenal. I loved it. The guy was like, yeah, you might not like it, mate. And I was like, I'll try it. We went to like a little bar restaurant thing. And I was kinda like, I'll have a couple bites. Ate the whole fucking thing.
28:38 Bobby Lee? Wow.
28:38 Andrew Santino? It was delicious.
28:39 Bobby Lee? Wow.
28:40 Andrew Santino? But they need it. They need to get rid of them because they outnumber. Kangaroos outnumber Australians. Like, what is it? It's crazy. It's like it's like three to one or something bonkers like that.
28:48 Bobby Lee? How much could you charge for Rudolph's nose? To eat? If you actually caught Rudolph, right? And you're like, you know, Rudolph has one nose and it's probably original because it's red, bright red.
29:00 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
29:01 Bobby Lee? You could probably eat it.
29:03 Andrew Santino? Well, you're right. I'm sure you could lick it.
29:04 Bobby Lee? Or you could boil it or something.
29:05 Andrew Santino? What do you think it would taste like?
29:07 Bobby Lee? I don't know. I mean, it'll probably be delicious, like candy cane and.
29:09 Andrew Santino? Ooh.
29:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, man.
29:11 Andrew Santino? Just a sugar.
29:11 Bobby Lee? Like a sugary meat, like a Korean, you know what I mean? Um, meat that's been like, you know what I mean? Um, what do you call it?
29:18 Andrew Santino? Marinated?
29:18 Bobby Lee? Marinated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
29:20 Andrew Santino? Marinate that nose.
29:21 Bobby Lee? You could probably charge a million dollars for Rudolph's nose.
29:23 Andrew Santino? Well, it's one nose. You'd have to charge way more than that. It's only one.
29:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Or Daffy Duck's, like, beak? How much could you charge for that? Oh, my god.
29:31 Andrew Santino? Daffy Duck beak?
29:32 Bobby Lee? Daffy Duck beak?
29:33 Andrew Santino? Oof.
29:34 Bobby Lee? Right. What do you think?
29:36 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
29:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
29:37 Andrew Santino? It'd be so expensive.
29:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Tinkerbell wing.
29:39 Andrew Santino? Ooh, just.
29:40 Bobby Lee? Tinkerbell wing, dude. It's not a filling.
29:43 Andrew Santino? No.
29:43 Bobby Lee? But you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one wing.
29:46 Andrew Santino? The delicacy.
29:47 Bobby Lee? It's a delicacy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:48 Andrew Santino? What about a Mickey Mouse ear?
29:49 Bobby Lee? Ooh, dude.
29:51 Andrew Santino? Just one ear.
29:52 Bobby Lee? One ear of Mickey Mouse ear?
29:54 Andrew Santino? Oh, my god.
29:54 Bobby Lee? Oh, my. I mean, a lot of people would be upset.
29:56 Andrew Santino? So would.
29:57 Bobby Lee? Right?
29:58 Andrew Santino? Oh, god.
29:58 Bobby Lee? But what if Mickey's walking around with one ear? You know what I mean? See, we didn't kill him. We just took the ear.
30:04 Andrew Santino? Just one ear?
30:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:05 Andrew Santino? Big deal.
30:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Some Korean guy, a redheaded guy, took my ear. I was sleeping.
30:11 Andrew Santino? Say that again? I can't hear you.
30:12 Bobby Lee? What? Oh, yeah.
30:17 Bobby Lee? Good one.
30:18 Andrew Santino? Okay, what is that? Kangaroos? Oh, yeah. It's one to two for every person. Yeah, there's too many of them. There's cra- it's crazy.
30:26 Bobby Lee? There's too many Chinese. We don't eat them.
30:30 Andrew Santino? Should. That'd be good. Well, is that like the old slogan, eat the rich? It's just eat the Chinese.
30:38 Andrew Santino? Dude, we went out, we were out, uh-
30:40 Bobby Lee? What'd you do?
30:40 Andrew Santino? And we're out in the mountains and there was literally no snow up in Utah. It was crazy to me.
30:44 Bobby Lee? What'd you say, "we" who?
30:45 Andrew Santino? My wife and my, well, and her family.
30:48 Bobby Lee? Great, what do you, I'm not accusing you of anything.
30:50 Andrew Santino? Well, you say it like, "who was I with?" I was with a whole-
30:52 Bobby Lee? Well, you could have been with your family as well.
30:54 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah, we switch years. We do the this year, that year, this-
30:56 Bobby Lee? Well, that's all I wanted to know. What year was it?
30:58 Andrew Santino? Which were, it's their year. You're right. But we're no longer doing that again, I think. I think every year from now on, we're gonna do double downs.
31:04 Bobby Lee? You gotta double down on that, yeah.
31:05 Andrew Santino? I think I got it. My parents are getting older, so I gotta do it. I wanna see him more often. But we went up there to, to Utah and it was no snow. And I didn't care. I wasn't gonna ski this year, but my God. You feel bad, these people that like go up there, their whole year, they wait to go up there. They get their kids, they spend all this money going on vacation. No snow. It's rain.
31:23 Bobby Lee? You can't ski on no-
31:24 Andrew Santino? Oh, there's almost no, there was almost no snow up there. Huh? You can't ski without snow.
31:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's what they say.
31:28 Andrew Santino? It's a big component.
31:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, why can't you, uh, water ski?
31:34 Andrew Santino? The lakes are frozen.
31:35 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, there are?
31:35 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
31:36 Bobby Lee? Oh, this is double.
31:37 Andrew Santino? You could ice skate.
31:38 Bobby Lee? There we go. Why can't you do that?
31:39 Andrew Santino? I would love to ice skate with you.
31:41 Bobby Lee? I'm pretty good.
31:42 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
31:43 Bobby Lee? Well, don't be, oh, you know what? I fall, you laugh, it'll be the end.
31:47 Andrew Santino? I would love to go ice skating.
31:49 Bobby Lee? I'd love to go ice skating with you as well.
31:50 Andrew Santino? Speed skating, though. We would race.
31:52 Bobby Lee? You, uh, can you ice skate?
31:53 Andrew Santino? Mm-hmm.
31:54 Bobby Lee? Okay, I can too.
31:55 Andrew Santino? No.
31:56 Bobby Lee? We'll see.
31:56 Andrew Santino? Is that Minnesota in you, getting you? That's still got you?
32:00 Bobby Lee? We shall see.
32:01 Andrew Santino? We?
32:02 Bobby Lee? Shall see, dude. Dude, I hate your challenging fucking vibes. It's, yeah, you know, like, 'cause he's Mr. Sporting Guy. What's going on here?
32:09 Andrew Santino? That's speed skating.
32:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I can't do that, but-
32:12 Andrew Santino? We should try. How funny would we be in those outfits?
32:15 Bobby Lee? Oh, that'd be so funny.
32:16 Andrew Santino? With those long blades on?
32:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
32:18 Andrew Santino? Well, the Winter Olympics are coming up. Ask us to host something, Winter Olympics.
32:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
32:22 Andrew Santino? Where is it at again this year? Where's the Winter Olympics? In Italy, I think? In like Milan, maybe? Milan. How fucking cool. Invite us, NBC.
32:32 Bobby Lee? Remember Leslie Jones did what?
32:34 Andrew Santino? Look at these motherfuckers skiing in this motherfucker!
32:37 Bobby Lee? No, but was, didn't she do like the Brazilians?
32:40 Andrew Santino? Damn, these girls got big old ass! Back to you, bitch!
32:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
32:46 Andrew Santino? That's such a crazy pick to host the Olympics.
32:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there she is.
32:49 Andrew Santino? With Al Roker.
32:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
32:53 Andrew Santino? Yeah, this is, you know, by the way, this is my petition for comedians to not host anything ever again.
32:57 Bobby Lee? What?
32:58 Andrew Santino? We're not right for this. We tried to do these things.
33:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:00 Andrew Santino? It's insane.
33:01 Bobby Lee? It's insane.
33:02 Andrew Santino? Why are we doing this?
33:03 Bobby Lee? Also, you have to edit yourself.
33:04 Andrew Santino? You wanna make so many inappropriate jokes and you can't say anything.
33:08 Bobby Lee? You can't say anything.
33:08 Andrew Santino? By the way, we rewrote that, we just watched the, we were talking to a friend at the house and we were talking about vegetarian meals, like giving you farts, you know? And Portlandia had like the best sketch of all time. They go to a vegan restaurant. Have you ever seen this?
33:21 Bobby Lee? No.
33:21 Andrew Santino? And while they're in the middle of it, the woman's like, "We noticed some flatulation. Would you like to go on our fart patio?"
33:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
33:27 Andrew Santino? There's a patio just for people that are farting and they're in full conversation as they're farting.
33:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
33:31 Andrew Santino? It's so dumb.
33:32 Speaker 05 Um, if you do need to flatulate, we have a designated area. Wait.
33:40 Andrew Santino? So dumb, dude.
33:47 Andrew Santino? Dude, fart patio is brilliant.
33:51 Speaker 01 Wow.
33:54 Speaker 05 A little mustard seed?
33:55 Speaker 01 Apple for some reason.
33:59 Andrew Santino? They are two of maybe the funniest. That show was so fucking funny.
34:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:04 Andrew Santino? It was like ahead of its time.
34:05 Bobby Lee? It was really good.
34:06 Andrew Santino? It's so good.
34:07 Bobby Lee? I love him.
34:08 Andrew Santino? Armisen?
34:09 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
34:09 Andrew Santino? I think she's fucking brilliant too. I mean, they're both geniuses.
34:12 Bobby Lee? As a person.
34:13 Andrew Santino? Oh.
34:14 Bobby Lee? I don't know her.
34:15 Andrew Santino? Famous guy drop. Oh, Fred and I.
34:20 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, wait. Fuck off!
34:22 Andrew Santino? I like him because I know him.
34:24 Bobby Lee? No, that's not what it is. Was I, is that what I was doing?
34:27 Speaker 04 Hundred percent, yeah.
34:28 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
34:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:30 Bobby Lee? What? I can't say, oh, then let's do a do-over.
34:33 Andrew Santino? Dude, this is so funny.
34:34 Bobby Lee? Let's do a do-over.
34:35 Andrew Santino? I do it and he's like, he doesn't, he's like,
34:41 Bobby Lee? Oh, really?
34:43 Bobby Lee? There's no difference between Fred Armisen, a comedian, right, that we all know, right?
34:48 Andrew Santino? SNL cast member, legend.
34:50 Bobby Lee? Or, um, Taylor Swift. Different. Different! Yeah!
34:57 Andrew Santino? I've never brought, I don't bring it up. You bring it up.
34:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:59 Andrew Santino? But you-
34:59 Bobby Lee? And I love to bring it up.
35:00 Andrew Santino? You name-drop it.
35:04 Bobby Lee? I don't think so.
35:05 Andrew Santino? Yeah, you do.
35:07 Bobby Lee? I don't think so. Was that honest? Let's analyze.
35:10 Andrew Santino? You fucking name drop people. Yes, you do.
35:14 Bobby Lee? Aside from that, where have I name dropped?
35:15 Speaker 04 Kiedis, uh, you know who? Michael Bay. You know who from the, um, the meeting, the men's meeting?
35:21 Andrew Santino? Yeah, dude, you name drop all the time. Stop it. Stop it.
35:24 Bobby Lee? So do you, though.
35:25 Andrew Santino? No.
35:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you do.
35:26 Andrew Santino? Who? What do I do? You just name drop when I tell you in private, somebody-
35:30 Bobby Lee? Tell me a story. I don't want to bring it up.
35:33 Andrew Santino? Go ahead, do it.
35:33 Bobby Lee? No, I don't want to.
35:34 Andrew Santino? Do it.
35:35 Bobby Lee? Oh, I was at a restaurant and Bateman was there with Jennifer Aniston and this and that, right? You brought that story up.
35:41 Andrew Santino? On this show?
35:42 Bobby Lee? No, not out loud, but to us.
35:43 Andrew Santino? So I just said, I tell you in private and then you bring it up on the show? I literally just said that.
35:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but I'm just saying the act-
35:50 Andrew Santino? No, no, no, no, no, no.
35:51 Bobby Lee? The act of name dropping is something that you do.
35:54 Andrew Santino? Okay, so time out. You name drop in private way more than me.
35:59 Bobby Lee? When?
36:00 Andrew Santino? We just don't talk about it on the show.
36:01 Bobby Lee? I don't name drop at all, dude.
36:03 Andrew Santino? Yes, you do.
36:05 Bobby Lee? Alright, so let's get this over with.
36:06 Andrew Santino? You're obsessed with celebrities.
36:07 Bobby Lee? Oh, God, Portlandia. I love that show. I don't know, Fred.
36:12 Andrew Santino? That's what you should have said?
36:13 Bobby Lee? Is that what I should have said?
36:15 Andrew Santino? No, I just said, he's a genius. And you go, he's a great guy.
36:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:18 Andrew Santino? Like, I know him. He's a guy I know. We were saying how funny they are.
36:22 Bobby Lee? Well, I did a movie with them like six months ago.
36:24 Andrew Santino? Oh, another drop. Another drop. I did a movie six months ago. I work.
36:29 Bobby Lee? Is that what that is? Oh, fuck you, dude. Is that what it is?
36:32 Andrew Santino? Yes, it is.
36:33 Bobby Lee? You know what? I don't like that about myself. I'm never gonna do it again.
36:36 Andrew Santino? What was the name of the movie? Is it out?
36:39 Speaker 04 Green Day's movie.
36:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:40 Andrew Santino? Oh, right. That's a huge one.
36:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:43 Andrew Santino? No, there's a lot of people in that.
36:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:44 Andrew Santino? Like, a ton of people are in this movie.
36:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so, uh-
36:46 Andrew Santino? What's it called?
36:47 Bobby Lee? New Year's Rev right now.
36:49 Andrew Santino? When does it come out?
36:50 Bobby Lee? I don't know.
36:50 Andrew Santino? Well, they missed their opportunity. It's New Year's.
36:52 Bobby Lee? Maybe next New Year's.
36:54 Bobby Lee? Maybe next year's, but um.
36:56 Andrew Santino? I see a lot of clips going viral, by the way, um, from our, our good friend Logic's movie that you were in.
37:02 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
37:03 Andrew Santino? I like a lot of clips on the, have you seen this on the internet? A lot of them are being bounced around, particularly the conversation with him and his father, because his dad is a crazy character.
37:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm barely in that. I have no lines.
37:13 Andrew Santino? Shout out Logic, though. We love him.
37:14 Bobby Lee? I have no lines in it. I love Logic.
37:15 Andrew Santino? He's a great dude.
37:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:17 Andrew Santino? I was on the tour, I was on tour when you guys were filming that thing. I wish I could have come up there.
37:21 Bobby Lee? Well, you know what happened was I, um.
37:23 Andrew Santino? Spokane? Where was it?
37:24 Bobby Lee? I had a bigger role. I showed up. I had fucking COVID.
37:27 Andrew Santino? Oh, that's right.
37:28 Bobby Lee? Right. And they go, you can't show up on set. I go, what do I do? They go, just stay. So I stayed in this hotel room for like five days.
37:34 Andrew Santino? I remember you were stuck. That's right.
37:36 Bobby Lee? And then I was flying out and they're like, can you just be this kind of background guy, since you're here?
37:43 Andrew Santino? Call Santino, background guy. Right here, background guy.
37:46 Bobby Lee? So I just kind of did it, but you know, I love Logic a lot.
37:49 Andrew Santino? No, he's a great dude.
37:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, he's a great dude.
37:52 Andrew Santino? You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob. I'm so proud of you. No, I, no, I don't.
37:56 Bobby Lee? Well, you, you decline work.
38:00 Andrew Santino? Decline work?
38:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you do.
38:01 Andrew Santino? No, I don't. There's nothing comes my way.
38:03 Bobby Lee? The stuff that I'm in is bad. I still do it.
38:06 Andrew Santino? You should read it first.
38:07 Bobby Lee? I don't read it.
38:07 Andrew Santino? If it's bad, don't do it.
38:08 Bobby Lee? But it, I just do.
38:10 Andrew Santino? Well, I'll tell you, how about this?
38:11 Bobby Lee? You think I read Karate Ghost?
38:14 Andrew Santino? I got something big.
38:15 Bobby Lee? They go, Karate Ghost? Yeah, I'll do it.
38:16 Andrew Santino? I got something big coming up and I want to announce it, and I'm very excited about. I'm gonna brag right now, guys. Big time.
38:22 Bobby Lee? Go ahead.
38:23 Andrew Santino? Big time.
38:23 Bobby Lee? Go ahead.
38:24 Andrew Santino? Huge for me.
38:25 Bobby Lee? Go on.
38:27 Andrew Santino? January, end of the month. My best buddy's gonna be shooting a special at the Balboa Theater.
38:34 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:36 Andrew Santino? Four shows. Sold out.
38:39 Bobby Lee? They're not sold out?
38:39 Andrew Santino? Yeah, they are. They're all sold out.
38:41 Bobby Lee? Are they sold out?
38:42 Andrew Santino? Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live, sold out, Balboa Theater, four shows, my guy. They're all sold out. I looked, they're all sold out. Click on them, they're all sold out. How amazing.
38:54 Bobby Lee? Okay.
38:55 Andrew Santino? Are you excited?
38:56 Bobby Lee? Well, here's the thing, okay, I'm trying not to think about it.
38:58 Andrew Santino? What do you mean you're not trying to think about?
38:59 Bobby Lee? Because I have what I have, right? What? Why are you shaking your head? It's not sold out.
39:05 Andrew Santino? Yes, it is.
39:06 Bobby Lee? Look at those little blue spots.
39:07 Andrew Santino? Brother, that's gone, that'll be gone in two days. Those are like, reserved seats. It's sold out.
39:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't care about the back either. It's the, wait, are the whites the empty seats? Yeah. Oh, fucked!
39:21 Andrew Santino? No dude, he's kidding, it's the other way around. Get off of the ticket, man.
39:25 Bobby Lee? No, are the whites the empty seats?
39:27 Andrew Santino? Sold.
39:27 Bobby Lee? Okay, thank god.
39:28 Andrew Santino? No, you're sold out.
39:29 Bobby Lee? Thank the fucking god.
39:30 Andrew Santino? Are the whites the empty?
39:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and only the back row they bought? What the fuck?
39:35 Andrew Santino? A guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life or anything?
39:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
39:38 Andrew Santino? Oh, which ones are the ones I have?
39:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It, it, it, okay, can I just say this about the special, okay?
39:44 Andrew Santino? Isn't that drive you nuts, by the way, when somebody's in your seat, when you get to a place and you go, oh, those are our, our seats? And they're like, they are, and you're like, yeah, come on, man, let's not do this dance.
39:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
39:54 Andrew Santino? And they're like, um, I don't, I think, oh, let me see, oh, let me look, and then they look and they go, oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. Yeah, we're, we're way the fuck, we're all the way up there.
40:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:04 Andrew Santino? You're like, you're fucking, what are you doing? You knew you were fucking.
40:06 Bobby Lee? I know.
40:07 Andrew Santino? Just, just, I've sat in other people's seats, I've done that before.
40:09 Bobby Lee? By accident.
40:10 Andrew Santino? Yeah, but when you do it, you get up, right? No, no, I've done it for years, we'd go to Dodger games, we would sneak all the way down, we used to do that all the time.
40:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:18 Andrew Santino? And then when they come, they go, you guys are, you go, you got it, you caught us, and then get up and go.
40:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:23 Andrew Santino? But you don't do the thing where you kill time and you go, oh, is this, uh,
40:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
40:27 Andrew Santino? You fucking know, we sneak down, you know, that's like a part of the game, is, you know.
40:31 Bobby Lee? On TikTok, I saw a woman, she was a little drunk, and she go, she sits in a first-class seat, she's in college. The first-class guy comes up and goes, hey, I think that's my seat, and she goes, well, I just paid a lot of money for my ticket, and I decided I'm gonna sit here.
40:46 Andrew Santino? What? That's gotta be a sketch.
40:49 Bobby Lee? Talk space, talk to me. You know, I'm gonna talk to you right now about it, right? Um, I've had a lot of trauma growing up, and if I held that in my body, body keeps the score. Okay.
41:00 Andrew Santino? Body keeps the score.
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43:53 Bobby Lee? But no, but the video that I saw was a white lady. She was a little drunk and she's just like, what would you do? If, if she was in my seat? Yeah. I'd be like, oh ma'am, I think you're in my seat. But would she get? You're the drunk white lady. So I'm sorry, but you know, I paid for a seat too. Okay. And I just kinda, I sat here first. Oh, you sat there first? Yeah, I got on first and you were a little late, so I'm, I'm just gonna sit here and you can sit wherever I'm sitting. No, okay. So here's the deal. Yeah. That's my seat. I paid for it. I'd like to, oh, you don't want to move? I don't think I'm gonna because I can't, I had here first. Oh, you got here first? Yeah. Are you a little intoxicated ma'am? Yeah, I've drank some brandy. Well, how about this? You go to the back of the plane to your seat where you belong and I'll, I'll give you drinks the whole flight. I'm, I'm not moving. I'll give you drinks all flight.
44:37 Bobby Lee? He red. Can I call you red? Please. You fucking freak. Whoa. You're a redheaded freak of nature. Listen here, Connie Chung. Are you racist? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Listen, you, what army is gonna remove me from my seat?
44:58 Bobby Lee? Ice. The red army? The ice army. They did eventually kick her out. You got it. It's fucking insane. But I, but here's what I don't get though. Uh oh. It was a white lady. Okay. Right? It could be other races. You better not attack the whites. I know. What I'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video which bothered me. That white women all are entitled? No, I'm not saying that. I just, she just happened to be, but, but when it's mixed with white, it's a little bit more bothersome to me.
45:28 Andrew Santino? Right.
45:29 Bobby Lee? No, actually, if it was any other race, it would be bothering.
45:32 Andrew Santino? You would find a thing to be bothered by it, no matter.
45:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. But I just wanted to like gouge your eyes out.
45:38 Andrew Santino? She's like, I'm not gonna.
45:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm not moving. It's like, I bought a coach seat. Go back. You know what I mean?
45:44 Andrew Santino? Or, well, or go, hey, you can have it. Just pay me the difference in the fare.
45:48 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's.
45:49 Andrew Santino? And I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me the cash if you got it.
45:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:52 Andrew Santino? I'll go do that.
45:53 Bobby Lee? You would do that? I don't think so.
45:54 Andrew Santino? If they had the cash?
45:55 Bobby Lee? No.
45:56 Andrew Santino? It'd be a fun story to do.
45:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you're flying to Australia.
46:01 Andrew Santino? No, I mean.
46:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
46:02 Andrew Santino? Insane.
46:03 Bobby Lee? Insane.
46:03 Andrew Santino? I don't know if I could do that flight again.
46:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know.
46:07 Andrew Santino? I love it down there. That's so, it was so long. It was like.
46:09 Bobby Lee? It's so long.
46:10 Andrew Santino? You feel like you wasted a part of your life. Like, when you land, you're like, I think I'm much older now.
46:15 Bobby Lee? We were on a flight together, and you both first class. I never saw you the whole time.
46:20 Andrew Santino? Yeah, 15 hours.
46:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, 15 hours. We never even saw each other the whole time.
46:24 Andrew Santino? Oh, because it's exhausting.
46:25 Bobby Lee? And then Burr was on the flight, right?
46:27 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah, Bill was on.
46:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, on a flight. And then it's like, I saw him one time. He was going to the bathroom. I saw him get up, go to the bathroom, so I can say hi.
46:36 Andrew Santino? You got up to say hi?
46:37 Bobby Lee? I didn't have to pee or anything. I just like, I'm gonna wait in line for the bathroom. When he gets up, he.
46:43 Bobby Lee? Well, I want to say hi.
46:45 Andrew Santino? That sounds so creepy. I didn't have to pee. I just wanted to say hi.
46:50 Bobby Lee? Because I knew that what was gonna happen, this plane's gonna like, because he was in front of me, right?
46:53 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
46:53 Bobby Lee? That he was gonna, you know, he gets an escort.
46:57 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
46:57 Bobby Lee? A group of people go, come on this way. You know what I mean?
46:59 Andrew Santino? It is funny how he does. We.
47:01 Bobby Lee? We don't.
47:01 Andrew Santino? We would never get.
47:02 Bobby Lee? We don't have an escort.
47:03 Andrew Santino? Oh, well.
47:03 Bobby Lee? But he has.
47:03 Andrew Santino? Carlos gets escorts.
47:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, different kinds. Yeah, yeah. But, um, so I waited. He got out, and then I said, oh, I was surprised, too.
47:14 Andrew Santino? Bill?
47:14 Bobby Lee? I go, Bill? What's going on?
47:16 Andrew Santino? So nerdy.
47:17 Bobby Lee? He said, hey, buddy, what's going on? You know what I mean? This and that. You know what I mean? But I purposely did that. You've never done that?
47:22 Andrew Santino? To say hi to Bill?
47:24 Bobby Lee? No, just in general, like.
47:25 Andrew Santino? Oh.
47:25 Bobby Lee? Got up, put yourself, okay.
47:27 Andrew Santino? But I can't, but I can't believe I haven't shared this story.
47:29 Bobby Lee? Tell me.
47:30 Andrew Santino? You want the biggest name drop of all?
47:32 Bobby Lee? Tell me.
47:33 Andrew Santino? I think I told you, child in the middle.
47:37 Andrew Santino? I got to meet somebody for five seconds.
47:40 Bobby Lee? I know what it is.
47:41 Andrew Santino? I told you, didn't I?
47:42 Bobby Lee? I know, I knew it was about to happen. You never told me that you actually did that.
47:45 Andrew Santino? I did it. I met President Obama.
47:47 Bobby Lee? That's amazing.
47:48 Andrew Santino? Wow. It was fucking insane. My buddy who's friends with him was like, hey, man, when are you back in town from Vegas? And I was like, oh, Monday night. He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday? I was like, why? He's like, I'm playing golf with Obama. And I was like, no. He's like, I swear to God. And I was like, well, what am, what, I mean, what am I gonna do? Like, say, say hi? And he's like, yeah, if you'd like, I'll introduce you. So I go over there.
48:16 Bobby Lee? Are you wearing a golf uniform?
48:17 Andrew Santino? No, I'm just dressed nice.
48:19 Bobby Lee? Okay.
48:19 Andrew Santino? Cause I'm not playing or nothing. But I go over there to say, I go over there to say hi. And they're done. And I'm kind of like hanging around. And this was like a moment in time that blew my mind. He was like, walking around the Secret Service, they're done, they're about to leave. And he, you know, like, Secret Service is everywhere. It's crazy. And my buddy sees me, makes eye contact. Because I told him, I said, dude, if it's not a thing, don't worry, I don't need to, I don't want to bother.
48:43 Bobby Lee? You're in force the situation.
48:44 Andrew Santino? Fuck no. And I don't want to make him be like, what?
48:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:47 Andrew Santino? Gives a shit about you?
48:48 Bobby Lee? Who gives a shit? Yeah, yeah.
48:49 Andrew Santino? And then he looked at me, made eye contact, and he went like this. And then, I'm not kidding, dude.
48:53 Bobby Lee? Well, your friend did that.
48:54 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he saw me.
48:55 Bobby Lee? I thought Barack did that.
48:56 Andrew Santino? No, no. Dave. No. I seen him on Dave. Your mind, your mind is gonna be blown.
49:03 Bobby Lee? Go ahead.
49:03 Andrew Santino? Because he fucking, he goes like this, and he like, ushers him to me, which was like, I was almost laughing. He's like ushering him towards me, like around people, like people are kind of waiting.
49:13 Bobby Lee? Wow.
49:14 Andrew Santino? Quietly. And he goes, I would like to introduce you to a buddy of mine, Andrew Santino, comedian, Chicago, Illinois. And I said, uh, I loaded this up. I said, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you. And he goes, I know who this guy is. And I was like, get the fuck out of here. He literally goes, I know who this guy is.
49:34 Bobby Lee? Now, how does my Fred Armisen story?
49:40 Bobby Lee? Fucking compare to that dude. Are you out of your mind? Fuck off!
49:51 Andrew Santino? It was so good. Oh.
49:53 Bobby Lee? Oh my god.
49:55 Andrew Santino? We chatted about Chicago for five seconds. And I said, "It's an absolute pleasure and an honor to meet you and I don't want to waste any, any more of your time."
50:01 Bobby Lee? You said that?
50:02 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
50:02 Bobby Lee? Oh my god.
50:04 Andrew Santino? I said, "It's an pleasure and an honor to meet you and I don't want to waste any..."
50:07 Bobby Lee? Hey now, were you nervous?
50:08 Andrew Santino? No, because it was kind of like, he was, his, he's extremely disarming. He's so, like even though he is, you know, this figure.
50:17 Bobby Lee? He's a historical figure.
50:19 Andrew Santino? No, but I'm saying he's so cool.
50:20 Bobby Lee? It's like meeting John Adams or, or, you know what I mean, or like Paul Revere or whatever.
50:25 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
50:26 Bobby Lee? I met Paul Revere, like who could say that? You know what I mean?
50:28 Andrew Santino? It's like meeting Obama.
50:29 Bobby Lee? He was so fast on the horse, you know what I mean, I barely met him. There he goes, bye Paul!
50:34 Andrew Santino? I met the horse.
50:37 Andrew Santino? I met the horse.
50:38 Bobby Lee? What?
50:38 Andrew Santino? Just meet the horse.
50:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, just meet the horse, yeah, yeah.
50:40 Andrew Santino? No, he, he was very cool, just his vibe, he was cool, he was very nice, he wasn't like, uh, it didn't feel heavy.
50:46 Bobby Lee? I mean, it's like the difference.
50:48 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
50:49 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? Of caliber.
50:51 Andrew Santino? Well, we're not friends, I just got to say hello to the man.
50:53 Bobby Lee? I know, but the situations that you're in are so much different than situations. You know what I mean, I would like trolls and stuff, that's who I mean.
50:59 Andrew Santino? Well, if you weren't such a fucking recluse.
51:01 Bobby Lee? Maybe, yeah.
51:02 Andrew Santino? If you got up, get out and did something, you'd meet people.
51:04 Bobby Lee? Okay. But anyway, so wow, and then you shook his hand?
51:08 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
51:09 Bobby Lee? Soft?
51:10 Andrew Santino? Uh, he dapped me up.
51:12 Bobby Lee? Oh fuck dude, that's the real shit. Right, is that the real shit? That's the good stuff.
51:18 Andrew Santino? Boss.
51:19 Bobby Lee? What's up?
51:20 Andrew Santino? But you have to be introduced.
51:22 Bobby Lee? What? I'm pumped!
51:23 Andrew Santino? If you're introduced to, by another, by a black person.
51:28 Bobby Lee? Oh, your friend was black?
51:30 Andrew Santino? Oh, did you assume he was white?
51:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:34 Bobby Lee? Is it some of that we know, some that I know too?
51:36 Andrew Santino? You definitely don't know this guy.
51:37 Bobby Lee? Okay.
51:38 Andrew Santino? Is this because you don't have any black friends, is that what this is?
51:40 Bobby Lee? I have black friends.
51:41 Andrew Santino? Are they all white in your mind? The guy who you called him like Dasani Jones, you didn't even know his name?
51:48 Andrew Santino? You were like, "Jasani Jones." It's like, what the fuck?
51:55 Bobby Lee? Alright, anyway. Wow, that's a really, that's a life experience that, you know.
52:00 Andrew Santino? It was honestly, it was a, it was a moment in my day where I was like, this is maybe.
52:05 Bobby Lee? It's incredible.
52:06 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
52:06 Bobby Lee? Congratulations.
52:07 Andrew Santino? Four, four seconds of time, and I literally said, I don't want to waste any more time.
52:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:10 Andrew Santino? And he was like, oh man, we gotta go, it's always, it's all good.
52:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:12 Andrew Santino? But he chatted about Chicago for a hot second.
52:15 Bobby Lee? I mean, I, I had RFK Junior on Tiger Belly, that's the farthest I think I'll go politically.
52:21 Andrew Santino? It's a pleasure to meet you, buddy.
52:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's what it was, but, um.
52:23 Andrew Santino? No, it was incredible moment in my life.
52:25 Bobby Lee? Wow.
52:25 Andrew Santino? Yeah, honestly, it was like one of those things, I was fucking awesome. Just got to, all I wanted to do was say hi to the guy, like, hey, man.
52:32 Bobby Lee? Wow.
52:32 Andrew Santino? It was cool.
52:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And then when, when you, on the drive home.
52:36 Andrew Santino? Hmm.
52:37 Bobby Lee? What were you thinking?
52:38 Andrew Santino? I called, well, I called my parents.
52:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:41 Andrew Santino? It's fucking, it was cool, it was a cool moment in time. It was one of those.
52:44 Bobby Lee? Congratulations.
52:44 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it stays with me.
52:45 Bobby Lee? It's huge.
52:46 Andrew Santino? And you know what the best part was?
52:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah. No photo?
52:50 Andrew Santino? It's so funny, you knew what I was gonna say. It was great, because some people were kind of trying to maybe get a picture.
52:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:58 Andrew Santino? And I was like, he's not gonna like that. So they shut it down.
53:03 Bobby Lee? Good.
53:03 Andrew Santino? Not him, but other people were like, no, no, no, no, no.
53:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:06 Andrew Santino? Don't, don't do, no, no, no.
53:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
53:08 Andrew Santino? Enjoy the moment, he doesn't want to.
53:09 Bobby Lee? He gets pictures probably up the kazoo.
53:12 Andrew Santino? Well, think about this, people take photos of him everywhere he is.
53:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
53:16 Andrew Santino? So, you know how many times in public he sees someone like.
53:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
53:20 Andrew Santino? How many people do that all day?
53:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:21 Andrew Santino? So like, enjoy the moment.
53:23 Bobby Lee? It's a memory.
53:25 Andrew Santino? I was nervous at the very beginning, and then he disarms you. You know what it made me feel like? You know when you're like, when someone's like, uh, someone will go, you get nervous before you go on stage, and you go, well, I'm anxious, I'm not like nervous, I'm just like excited.
53:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
53:37 Andrew Santino? And I kind of get like, uh, like I want to jump out of my fucking skin.
53:39 Bobby Lee? Sure.
53:40 Andrew Santino? And the moment you get on and say something, it's like gone. You know what I mean? Like the anxiety like is gone, when you start doing the job that we do, it felt the same way.
53:48 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
53:48 Andrew Santino? And then he got to me and it was like, this is gonna sound corny, but you do get why some people. Fucking get that kinda status. You talk to a guy for five seconds, you're like, I get it. This guy's fucking.
53:59 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah.
53:59 Andrew Santino? He's got all the.
54:00 Bobby Lee? You're born with it.
54:01 Andrew Santino? He's got all the pieces. It figured it out.
54:03 Bobby Lee? You gotta have the pieces.
54:04 Andrew Santino? By the way, I, I bet you'd feel that way about any president you'd ever meet.
54:07 Bobby Lee? There's a reason.
54:08 Andrew Santino? Yeah, dude.
54:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
54:09 Andrew Santino? To get there is crazy.
54:10 Bobby Lee? To get there is crazy.
54:11 Andrew Santino? It's insane.
54:12 Bobby Lee? That's the prime level in terms of politics.
54:14 Andrew Santino? Any president you would meet, you'd go, oh, this is fucking.
54:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
54:17 Andrew Santino? Except for Ford.
54:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
54:20 Andrew Santino? Fuck Ford, dude. Get fucked, nerd.
54:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
54:24 Andrew Santino? No. No, you would. You'd feel the same way about anybody. Yeah, it was wild. I thought I told you.
54:29 Bobby Lee? No, I knew you called.
54:30 Andrew Santino? Well, I told, told you I was gonna have maybe.
54:32 Bobby Lee? No, you were on your way to go.
54:34 Andrew Santino? Right. I was telling you I was going.
54:35 Bobby Lee? You're not gonna believe where I'm going.
54:37 Andrew Santino? But I did say to you, I did say, I bet I won't get to meet him.
54:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but then I said to you, make sure you call me after you do it, and you never did.
54:45 Andrew Santino? I called my, I called everybody else.
54:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know, but, yeah, but I'm the one that would have been like, wow.
54:50 Andrew Santino? Why do you think I held it?
54:52 Bobby Lee? For this?
54:52 Andrew Santino? Yeah, for the show.
54:53 Bobby Lee? Okay. Wow. I knew you were going.
54:57 Andrew Santino? He goes, uh.
54:57 Bobby Lee? I remember.
54:58 Andrew Santino? He goes, uh, hey, where's Bobby?
54:59 Bobby Lee? No, he never did that.
55:00 Andrew Santino? How fucking amazing. If, dude.
55:04 Andrew Santino? Also, when he said, I know this guy, I thought, I got this. He's definitely gotta be plugged into the internet world. His kid's a director. His daughter's a director, right?
55:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't know.
55:14 Andrew Santino? Aren't they both in the business?
55:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:15 Speaker 04 Yeah, Malia is.
55:17 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Yeah, dude, they're plugged in.
55:20 Bobby Lee? Well, I just did a show that they produced.
55:22 Andrew Santino? Yeah, they're plugged in, man.
55:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:23 Andrew Santino? They know what's good. I mean, he was, yeah, he knows.
55:26 Bobby Lee? And I, I literally thought, you know what I mean, when I got the offer for the show, they go, the Obamas are producing it, and I go, I'm in, I'm doing it. It's an offer? They go, yeah. And, and I show up out in the fucking nowhere land and thinking that they're gonna be there. They're gonna be there!
55:42 Andrew Santino? It'd be cool if they did.
55:43 Bobby Lee? I know, but they're not gonna be there. I just showed up. It was just like a regular shoot. With regular people.
55:49 Andrew Santino? Oh, my God. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, Jingle B. Whoa.
55:55 Bobby Lee? Oh, dude. So what is, uh, this is what they were talking about?
55:58 Speaker 04 Yeah, it works. It's just wifi anywhere.
56:01 Andrew Santino? You know what the best part about this is? We bought these.
56:04 Speaker 04 No, you didn't. I promise.
56:06 Andrew Santino? Who paid for these?
56:07 Speaker 04 We got it at Amout, and it's not gonna come from y'all, so no way.
56:10 Andrew Santino? We didn't buy this?
56:11 Speaker 04 Promise, no. No. We made sure that you didn't.
56:14 Andrew Santino? Who paid for it?
56:16 Speaker 04 7X.
56:17 Andrew Santino? Oh.
56:18 Speaker 04 Yeah.
56:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, cuz it.
56:20 Andrew Santino? And so, we paid for it.
56:22 Bobby Lee? We paid for it.
56:23 Speaker 04 You, yeah.
56:24 Bobby Lee? We pay for these?
56:25 Andrew Santino? No, I'm kidding. This is so-
56:27 Bobby Lee? This is a great gift.
56:28 Andrew Santino? This is very nice.
56:29 Bobby Lee? I don't know how to, do I just put my Playstation?
56:32 Speaker 04 It's really easy. It's like setting up an iPad.
56:34 Andrew Santino? You know, I'm nervous about this.
56:37 Bobby Lee? What?
56:37 Andrew Santino? About using these now.
56:39 Bobby Lee? Why?
56:39 Andrew Santino? Did you see that clip about, um,
56:44 Andrew Santino? about Kamala and wired headphones?
56:48 Bobby Lee? Mm-mm.
56:49 Andrew Santino? Oh, this is gonna fuck you up.
56:52 Bobby Lee? Thank you so much. This is great.
56:53 Andrew Santino? Guys, this is so nice.
56:55 Bobby Lee? And you can play any Playstation game that's got the same effects and-
56:58 Speaker 04 It looks good.
56:59 Andrew Santino? This is very cool, you guys. Thank you so very much.
57:01 Bobby Lee? It's really good.
57:02 Andrew Santino? Click on, yeah, click on this. Listen to this clip. So she got a lot of shit for like, wearing these wired headphones.
57:08 Speaker 01 Don't be on the train using your AirPods and thinking somebody can't listen to your conversation. I'm just telling you, that's a little bit more secure.
57:17 Andrew Santino? She's laughing, but she's very serious. That's the creepiest part about that. She's like, I served on the Intelligence Committee.
57:24 Bobby Lee? I've literally never heard anyone's music through a fucking AirPod.
57:28 Andrew Santino? No, she's saying people can tap in and listen to your conversation.
57:31 Bobby Lee? How?
57:32 Andrew Santino? Well, because it's, this is Bluetooth.
57:34 Bobby Lee? What are they, who are they? Professor X from X-Men? I mean, like, how do you do it?
57:39 Andrew Santino? Professor X is down in the subway. He does live in the subway. And you know why he lives down there? It's not ADA compliant.
57:45 Bobby Lee? Okay, anyway.
57:46 Andrew Santino? He can't get back up.
57:47 Bobby Lee? You don't want them then?
57:48 Andrew Santino? Once you go down.
57:49 Bobby Lee? You don't want those then?
57:50 Andrew Santino? No, I do, man. I'm just having fun on the show.
57:54 Andrew Santino? Just having fun on the show.
57:55 Bobby Lee? I thought you were being serious.
57:56 Andrew Santino? No, dude.
57:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, cuz if you don't want them, I'll take them.
57:58 Andrew Santino? Just making a bit for the show.
58:00 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay. Good bit.
58:01 Andrew Santino? Yeah, thanks for killing it.
58:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I destroyed it.
58:04 Andrew Santino? No, it's okay.
58:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm sorry.
58:05 Andrew Santino? No, no, no.
58:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Good top. Stuff.
58:08 Andrew Santino? You got any New Year's resolutions? This is the thing that people, you know, people hate it, but we all pretend to do it a little bit.
58:15 Bobby Lee? Well, I'm not, um, I don't know, man. I don't think I do.
58:20 Andrew Santino? You don't wanna change anything?
58:23 Bobby Lee? Not really, no. I think I'm pretty good. I'm on a good path here.
58:27 Andrew Santino? That's great.
58:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You have any?
58:30 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah.
58:31 Bobby Lee? Give me one.
58:33 Andrew Santino? I hope to find the cure for cancer by March. Um, I can't spoil it.
58:41 Bobby Lee? Did you say that's bullshit? I wasn't, I know, but then I can make shit up.
58:46 Andrew Santino? Okay, then do it. That's what this whole show is, is making stuff up. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis.
58:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay.
58:52 Andrew Santino? It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis.
58:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, um, I'm gonna make short stilts.
58:58 Andrew Santino? See? Funny.
59:00 Bobby Lee? Is that funny?
59:00 Andrew Santino? Funny.
59:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I think they're too long. You know what I mean? When you see them, they're too long. Yeah, I mean, have them maybe two feet off the ground.
59:08 Andrew Santino? They are too long.
59:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, stilts are too long.
59:11 Andrew Santino? Have you ever seen painter stilts? Yeah, those. Those are tiny.
59:14 Speaker 04 They have them already, Bob.
59:15 Bobby Lee? They have what? Short stilts?
59:16 Andrew Santino? Yeah, they're there. Yeah.
59:18 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, I'm talking about the way, you know, oh, that, that. Oh, they're short. Fuck.
59:26 Andrew Santino? Man, your ideas are just getting taken.
59:27 Bobby Lee? They're taken. Alright, um.
59:30 Andrew Santino? What is she doing? Like, oh, they have just a child on stilts for no reason? And by the way, the mom was like, I know you hate it, just take the photo.
59:39 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna do mayonnaise flavored yogurt.
59:42 Andrew Santino? They got it.
59:42 Bobby Lee? I don't think you do. They have it?
59:46 Andrew Santino? Yo mayo.
59:47 Bobby Lee? Fuck, yo mayo, they already have it.
59:49 Andrew Santino? God, everything has been on Shark Tank already.
59:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's think of something else. Let's create something here.
59:56 Andrew Santino? I got it, I got it.
59:58 Bobby Lee? What do you got it?
59:58 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Uh, we're gonna manufacture, we're gonna, let's do, make a shoe company, and we only sell left shoes. No rights.
1:00:07 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's good.
1:00:08 Andrew Santino? And it's called No Rights. You have no rights. You have no rights.
1:00:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:00:12 Andrew Santino? And all the proceeds.
1:00:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's good. This is good. See if they have that.
1:00:16 Andrew Santino? No rights. Only left shoes. Just this guy selling his shoes.
1:00:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's already, he's already doing it, dude.
1:00:23 Andrew Santino? No, he's just selling.
1:00:24 Bobby Lee? Alright.
1:00:25 Speaker 04 No, there's a website for just.
1:00:27 Andrew Santino? One foot, oh, for people, it's just one foot.
1:00:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there we go. They already have it. See, though, you can't come up with it. Alright, how about this?
1:00:36 Andrew Santino? By the way, that is so incredible, because somebody at one point was like, I only need one!
1:00:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:00:44 Andrew Santino? Just give me one!
1:00:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:00:46 Andrew Santino? I don't have a, my left foot!
1:00:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:49 Andrew Santino? They call me Loopy. I used to dance in circles.
1:00:52 Bobby Lee? Shark-skin Covid mask.
1:00:54 Andrew Santino? Oh, shark-skin Covid mask? I guarantee you they got that.
1:00:56 Bobby Lee? There's no way.
1:00:57 Andrew Santino? They got that.
1:00:58 Bobby Lee? Shark-skin Covid mask?
1:00:59 Andrew Santino? They got that.
1:00:59 Speaker 04 Right here.
1:01:01 Bobby Lee? That's the whole shark head.
1:01:02 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:01:03 Speaker 04 At Sea Canada.
1:01:04 Andrew Santino? I gotta tell you, shark head is way cooler.
1:01:06 Bobby Lee? You come over to the other one.
1:01:07 Andrew Santino? Wait, wait, go to all and see if they really sell it.
1:01:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:01:10 Andrew Santino? Shark skin covid mask. No, we could be good.
1:01:13 Bobby Lee? I think we're good with that.
1:01:14 Andrew Santino? I think.
1:01:14 Bobby Lee? I don't know if it's gonna give it good protection. You know?
1:01:18 Andrew Santino? But still.
1:01:19 Bobby Lee? Still, yeah, yeah.
1:01:22 Bobby Lee? Half a hula hoop.
1:01:24 Andrew Santino? A hula.
1:01:25 Bobby Lee? A hula.
1:01:25 Andrew Santino? Just a hula.
1:01:26 Bobby Lee? Hula half a hoop.
1:01:27 Andrew Santino? Hula half hoop. Hula half a hoop.
1:01:29 Speaker 04 Half a hoop?
1:01:30 Andrew Santino? Half a hoop.
1:01:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:33 Andrew Santino? Like skip it. Remember skip it?
1:01:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't think that it exists.
1:01:36 Andrew Santino? No, there's.
1:01:37 Bobby Lee? I think we got it. It wouldn't work, though. That's the only problem.
1:01:40 Andrew Santino? Somebody would find.
1:01:41 Bobby Lee? You need the second half of the hoop for it to work.
1:01:42 Andrew Santino? Somebody would find a way.
1:01:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:44 Andrew Santino? Well, there's a will, there's a way.
1:01:45 Bobby Lee? Uh huh.
1:01:46 Andrew Santino? Oh, look at this. Go back to that photo. Look at that.
1:01:49 Bobby Lee? It's so.
1:01:50 Andrew Santino? Martin Luther King.
1:01:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:51 Andrew Santino? Ah, have a dream.
1:01:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:53 Andrew Santino? One day, my brothers and sisters will be hula hooping in the park.
1:01:56 Bobby Lee? Zoom, yeah, zoom in that photo.
1:01:59 Bobby Lee? What do you think that black guy's thinking?
1:02:01 Andrew Santino? I can't wait to steal her hula hoop.
1:02:05 Bobby Lee? That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing.
1:02:07 Andrew Santino? He's looking at the camera. He's like, damn, they got me.
1:02:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:10 Andrew Santino? I was just about to steal that bitch's hula hoop.
1:02:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:02:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he doesn't want to.
1:02:19 Andrew Santino? Look at zoom in. He's looking right at the camera.
1:02:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:02:23 Andrew Santino? He's looking, shit, they got me.
1:02:25 Bobby Lee? Or he's thinking, the bitches I like wouldn't use a hula hoop. They're too fat.
1:02:32 Bobby Lee? That's what he's thinking.
1:02:34 Andrew Santino? He's like an eight-year-old boy.
1:02:37 Andrew Santino? Mama, why you got me?
1:02:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I've never seen a black guy hula hoop.
1:02:43 Andrew Santino? Can black guys hula? He's Googling. I knew he was gonna Google it.
1:02:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:02:48 Andrew Santino? Black guy hula hoop video.
1:02:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:02:51 Andrew Santino? Okay.
1:02:52 Bobby Lee? Oh, they do. They do.
1:02:53 Andrew Santino? They do?
1:02:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:02:55 Andrew Santino? Uh oh, let's see it.
1:02:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:02:56 Speaker 04 Whoa.
1:02:57 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:02:59 Andrew Santino? Oh, cuz there's dancing involved.
1:03:00 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
1:03:00 Andrew Santino? That's why.
1:03:01 Bobby Lee? That's why. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There has to be dancing.
1:03:05 Andrew Santino? Black guys won't hula hoop unless there's dancing, baby.
1:03:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:10 Bobby Lee? That's cool though, he could dance with it, that's incredible.
1:03:13 Andrew Santino? That's so funny.
1:03:14 Bobby Lee? It's so good. Whoa dude, yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:03:19 Andrew Santino? Darnell, I heard your cousin hula hoops, oh, but he be dancing hula hooping. He hula dancing in that motherfucker. Ooh, get it boy, ooh, get it. By the way, of course a black guy would make this look cool.
1:03:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they look cool.
1:03:31 Andrew Santino? It's unbelievable, do a white guy fucking hula hooping. Go to white guy hula hooping and watch how insane a regular adult looks when they hula hoop. Yeah, white guy's gotta be working out while he's hula hooping.
1:03:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there we go. Oh yeah, fuck yeah dude. Yeah. Oh yeah. That is pretty cool though, that is pretty cool.
1:03:48 Andrew Santino? I don't know.
1:03:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I've never seen a black guy hopscotching.
1:03:51 Andrew Santino? Black guys hopscotch?
1:03:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:03:54 Andrew Santino? Well, they do when they're kids.
1:03:55 Bobby Lee? No, as an adult.
1:03:56 Andrew Santino? Adults don't hopscotch?
1:03:57 Bobby Lee? Oh, I hopscotch all day.
1:03:58 Andrew Santino? You be hopscotching?
1:03:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I be hopscotching all day dude, what's side?
1:04:03 Andrew Santino? I hope everybody's having an amazing new year so far. Uh, we love you, we're excited to see where this year goes.
1:04:09 Bobby Lee? What a great episode.
1:04:10 Andrew Santino? Okay.
1:04:13 Andrew Santino? So.
1:04:13 Bobby Lee? What a good time. Good chemistry, you know what I mean? Ba ba ba ba ba, back and forth, you know what I mean?
1:04:18 Andrew Santino? Cruisin'.
1:04:19 Bobby Lee? Cruze mashumuu. And, and, you know what I mean, what's hut hut, we learned all that.
1:04:24 Andrew Santino? Straight up.
1:04:25 Bobby Lee? Straight up, you know what I mean?
1:04:26 Andrew Santino? I hope everyone's having a great new year.
1:04:27 Bobby Lee? I want everyone to do that.
1:04:29 Andrew Santino? And most importantly.
1:04:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend.
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