Life & Fettuccini

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Bobby Lee?

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• 0:32Andrew Santino?

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• 0:37Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:38Speaker 04

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:40Speaker 03

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:46Speaker 04

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:47Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  Where's McCon?

• 1:01Andrew Santino?

  He's not here.

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Where's McCon?

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  Look at you, dumbfounded.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dumbfounded.

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  Andrea Jin.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  Andrea Jin.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  And none only

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  than our lovable, beloved Gene Hong.

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  Gene Hong.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And look at, we did Korean Hwangbok.

• 1:29Andrew Santino?

  It's called Hwangbok?

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  That's the clothing. And we were a hit at the Renaissance Fair.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  You guys were a big hit.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, they were like, people would bow to us.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  I made everyone do accents.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Our boat crash. And we don't know where we are.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, what is this family story as we look at this photo? Can you describe to me the family history and the story?

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay, so my daughter, she's blind.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, poor girl.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  She is blind and deaf.

• 1:56Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and she has no idea what's going on. Right, the other one is-

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  You look wealthy, by the way.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, we're very wealthy, yeah. So then, um, Dumfounded plays a man who has many murders.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  And he looks that way. He looks tired from all the murders.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he murdered so many people. Japanese, Chinese, and Koreans.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  But mostly North Koreans.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  And I keep going, "Don't go to the north."

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Don't go.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  And he will.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  And Gene is my, um, well, I think he's my assistant. But there's some, you know what I mean? Other privileges I get.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  You get to have sex with him?

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I said.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's what you said.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  In ancient Korean tradition, we don't talk about stuff like that. But yeah, sex.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, doo doo. So I got you, um, a new wand. Here's a new one. Here you go, dude. It's a new Elven wand that they have.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, look.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Look at this, it's a butt plug.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, stick your butthole right in there.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Dude, come here, Carlos.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  You have a standard, just a wand. Still does magic? Yeah, barely. It makes dicks get hard. Oh, this is nice.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  Now, are these handmade?

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, by incel. In the Midwest. Anyway, here you go.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  I get a wand?

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  You get a wand this time, yeah, yeah.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  I get a wand?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  You get a wand.

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  This time?

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  You get a Spanish one.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Wow, I actually like that a lot.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  That one's very pretty.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Here's a Spanish one. And then, alright.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me, let me see it.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  And this one will be mine. And I'm gonna say something to you. I have a wand.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  Here.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, let's play a little dark magic. I learned about dark magic.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  And today, ladies and gentlemen, when you're listening, alright? Today's dark magic is about revenge. Today's dark magic is about betrayal. And we have to use our wands to destroy these evil people. Look at me right there. Doing a seance.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  Does that hat fit?

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Is that, I don't know if it's supposed to look like that.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  It's supposed to look like that.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it was so uncomfortable. You have to constantly balance it.

• 4:06Andrew Santino?

  Can I see the girl who's seancing you?

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  There she is.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  That's my Aunt Barb.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Barb was great.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  She is.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  I had no idea what she was talking about, but it was great.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Now, do they speak in tongues and languages and what, how do they do this?

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Kalashya Bakaputso.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  Kalaso.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Italian.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of Italian.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  It's kind of Italian. Yeah, yeah. So, here's the dark, so...

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  Wait, here's the funniest thing.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  Go back to that photo, to the right.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  And apologize for fans at home, I've lost my, lost my voice a little bit. Go, go out, go to the other photo. To the far right, yeah. Now zoom in. The best part is, you guys are dolled up.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  Head to almost toe. Now zoom down to the feet. Just sneakers.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  It's just like, the outfits are amazing, and then he's wearing Hoka running shoes.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause we went, we'll, I'll tell you, cause we went to the store, there were clogs, and there's no way.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  You're not rocking clogs all day.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not gonna rock clogs. Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna do my golden goose.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  The goose?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  They had golden gooses back then.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Did they really?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  So here, back to the dark magic, okay? So I don't know if y'all know, that I did a short film called Death and Robin, right?

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  Boo.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  No, yay, for that short film, okay?

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  It was good.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  So I'll tell you something. I'm at, so I'm at the Renaissance Fair, right?

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Andrea Jingo's, cause she's dating a writer.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Right. So then, you know, he was offered something, or, um, a production company out, asked him for like, a production coordinator or for something, and he goes, "For what?" He goes, "Death and Robin, the movie." So I got all excited. I'm like, um,

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  I called my agents and I go, "Hey."

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Oi, hi Bobby, how are you?

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hi, uh, Juvi Liebowitz.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Yes, great to talk to you today.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  You're the best agents in the world.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm number one.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Juvi Liebowitz.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, hold my call, Shereen. I'm on the phone with my number one client.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm not, okay? So I, "Juvi, did I get the movie?"

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you got a movie.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  Got a movie.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Death and Robin.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  So they...

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  You got life and fettuccine.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  We booked you life and fettuccine. Fettuccine.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna love it.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  But that's not the short I did.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  It's not short at all. It's a seven hour movie.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you really?

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I heard they got Death and Ramen got Sebastian Maniscalco, so I get to Life and Fettuccine.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  You got Life and Fettuccine?

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he got, he got Death and Ramen. Can we switch?

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  Unfortunately not. Unfortunately not. He's better for the role.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't the guy that was cast, by the way.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  You're booking me in Life and Fettuccine?

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I called my agent and he goes, no, they recast you.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  And I go, why? And what do they say when you don't get something?

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  We went a different direction.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  I fucking hate that. It bothers me so much. What does that even fucking mean?

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  It means no.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  It means they hate you.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Wait, so who got the role?

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. But, okay, I didn't even get a call. And then when we, my agents called them, they said, yeah, we're going in a different direction.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so, you know, it ruined my renaissance.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Of course. Go back to the terror reading and telling that photo.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, in that photo, right?

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  Just look at that photo. Tell me, this isn't right after you got the phone call. Look at that face.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  My question to her was.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Who got cast in Death and Ramen?

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Did I really not get Death and Ramen?

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  And every card was a death card.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. And some guy being hung or slain, you know what I mean? So everybody, um, I normally don't do this, but I think it's war.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  I think it is. I think it is.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  And I would do the same for you.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  And I gotta tell you, you do normally do this.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  This is par for the course. You do do this.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not war.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  You, you, look, you don't, you only fight when, when somebody tries to fight you.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  Wait, time out. Zoom into that photo in the background.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  And just in the, no, no, no, the people. The people over there.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  On the side.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  Are you making fun of my brethren and my sisterhood?

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Your breaths? No.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you dude, I'm fascinated with this world. The fact that they get to escape like this, we don't get to do, I don't get to do this.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Saturday Lisa Guillory went.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  I saw that.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why don't you go?

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm not interested in being.

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we, we talked about you.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  I, I would go with you, but I mean.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  You would laugh so hard.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  I would go with you, but where do you get the outfits? Do I have to buy it there?

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  I spent a couple of grand on those.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't want to do that, that's, that's.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's life, I'm gonna use it again.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  When?

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  What? When I develop my time machine. And I actually go to, you know, I mean 16th century Korea.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Where do they buy these clothes?

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  We went to Koreatown and we went to a Hongboek place.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  What's Hongboek?

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Hongboek.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  Hongboek.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  It's the type of clothing. And then I rented all those.

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  The irony is you're not all Korean.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, we have one.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  Andrea's Chinese.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  She's Chinese, I know. And she asked, can I wear a Chinese one? We said, no. How dare you? Yeah, yeah, you're, you're doing Korean. Dare you? Yeah, but look at, um, Dumb.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  He looks dumb.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He does look dumb and also, um.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  I love dumbfounded, what a good.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about dumbfounded for a second, if I may, right?

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  You guys are all wearing mics, you film this.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, we're wearing mics.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  What did you shoot this for? Patreon or something?

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  No, just for pleasure. For experiences.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Love it.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  So, um, Dumb, we're, we're going to every Asian girl that's there. He had sex with.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You mean that wench over there? Yeah.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I used to fuck that wench.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  See that woman, uh, stewing over a double, double toil and trouble over there? Making a, making a bubbly stew?

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Pumped her.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The food's not great.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in in the background again?

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What are you gonna say, dude?

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  I'll say this.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  This is proof.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  This is proof that everyone is gonna find someone that has their weird fun interest. This is proof. Look at all these people, by the way, that guy with the cool hat and the glasses on the hat?

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  He's fucked, that's his chick, dude. That's his maiden or his whatever they call him.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  They all got a chick.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  And yet I'm alone.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  That's what's sad about this.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  That's what bothers me.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I see the hottest chicks.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  But you should've just gone walked around you and dumb if you wanted to get a chick, cause then you brought a lot, look at Gene, look at Gene's fucking face.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Like, where are we?

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I wanna go home. I want to write again.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  Bringing me back to my computer.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  That's not a happy face.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  He's such a computer boy.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  He looks like a computer.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that face is like he caught his wife cheating.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  Again?

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Again?

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  Why him again?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Look at my face, though. What am I doing?

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  You're going, "Yeah, fucker."

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  No. What's that face?

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  Why the fuck didn't they cast me in Death and Ramen?

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  You're thinking about it.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  That's the face. Right. So what is that?

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 11:16Speaker 05

  There's spells we can put on Death and Ramen.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll have to do that, for sure.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay, is it like my wicked revenge spell? It's a formidable spell. It's powerful and lasting.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, you wanna do one now?

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it's $29.95.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. Give me a cheaper spell.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, give me a cheaper one. Yeah, yeah.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't want a $30 spell.

• 11:36Speaker 05

  Right, rival be gone?

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  That's it, that's it.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Rival be gone.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Please be cheaper.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  How much?

• 11:40Speaker 05

  Oh, 30.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you the 30.

• 11:43Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Can we do it?

• 11:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'll, yeah.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, I just feel like $30, where did they get off charging this?

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I got, I got $30.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine if they asked for a tip?

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Give him 50, give him 50.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  $30 for a spell?

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Work on the spell. We'll talk about other things, but work on the spell.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  But, you know, we're gonna need things.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  You didn't know his birthday?

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why did you Google my birthday?

• 12:06Speaker 05

  Because I thought it was in October, but it's in September.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you seriously don't know his birthday? And he knows your birthday?

• 12:12Speaker 05

  It's on my Google Calendar.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  It's so I don't ever forget.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  We're putting a spell on you.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  You're getting spellbound. No, you're gonna get spellbound.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  Let me see, what spell could we cast on him?

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Um, who? Who are we doing?

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Carlos. No, no, spell would be negative. But like everything I think of, I'm always...

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  I'll do one. Dimitri Martin.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Sick him on him. Whoa.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 12:38Speaker 05

  I can feel Dimitri in me.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  How about this?

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, that's not one. Ooh's not one.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm, I'm, hold on, I'm conjuring it.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  There's a word. No, that's not a word, that's not it. That's a, you ever seen Harry Potter? Oventis magico or whatever, you gotta do something like that.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  Compano, so cala pa fanos.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's it, that's it.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  You will forever be bound.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  To a studio apartment and never get laid again.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Get laid again. Your dog's gonna get sick.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  AIDS.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Eventually.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Dog AIDS.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Dog AIDS, eventually.

• 13:15Speaker 05

  Dude, I feel fucked up, don't do this anymore.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, your hair's gone.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  I did that.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a part of my fucking cat, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Why'd you lose your voice?

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  I was singing last night.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, when you sing, you get this way?

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  When I was singing and yelling, I do lose my voice.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  It was such a loud night, it was such a loud. Who did you sing with? Michael Peña.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Peña was there?

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  You went karaoke with Peña?

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  And we sung a song that I absolutely hate.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  We knew, there I am, there's, there's my boy.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Travis Kelce.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, never heard of him.

• 13:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Um, I sang with Peña and Peña was like, what do we wanna sing? I said, it's gotta be something that everyone knows that people like.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  And so then we're sifting through cool songs. At first, we get, we're pitching around songs.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  I bet you he knows La La La Bamba.

• 14:05Andrew Santino?

  That's what we sung.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Cause when he goes, ala la, it's so good.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Pa la la la, la la la la la bamba.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  No, shut up. Who cares?

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  We sung, uh, La Cucaracha.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  La la la cucaracha, is that what it is?

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, how do you sing?

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  You're doing the same tune.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, how do you sing? Oh, la cucaracha.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Shut up! We do it the, we do it the white way.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  La la la cucaracha, they're all the same song.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  My favorite Richard Valens is Donna.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  They're all the same.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then he died.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on that plane.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  We sung, uh, we sung that song.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Pour me up another double shot of whiskey. Everybody had to bargain tipsy. And it was a hit.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Bronco, Bronco?

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  People liked it.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, there's no Bronco? Let me try to finish, start one of those songs, let me try to finish it here.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Uh, me and Jack Daniel got a history.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  History books.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Give me another shot.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't know the lyrics. I had to read.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  They got some make up one.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, ma- another song?

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Hanging around downtown by myself on Easter Island with the statues and the gifts are with my mind. Wow, that's actually better than the original.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Can you name the song I sang?

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Hanging around.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Downtown by myself.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  What's the song called?

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  That's not what it's called?

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  Do you not know what it is? You know?

• 15:48Speaker 05

  Sex and Camp.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Sex and Camp.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Marcy Playground.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  One of my favorites.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me sing a song. Um.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know any lyrics. That's the only problem.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Uh, do I know any lyrics here? Um. Hey Jude, don't be afraid. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. He was Clinton. The Clintons, they are at fault. They did it all because of the children.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah.

• 16:30Speaker 05

  All right, I put the order in. We got the confirmation.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Rival begone spell. By the way, I love that you put out a spell. It costs thirty dollars and you get an order number. But what the fuck does that mean?

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  How do we get it now?

• 16:41Speaker 05

  We are waiting on a rush delivery email confirming that, um, Andrica casted the spell.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  The guy who runs this is just wiping off the pizza from his finger. He's like, oh, we got one.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, so.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  Hold on one second. Oh, my God, we got one.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Idiot.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Just some guy in a garage.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you were right. Thirty dollars. We were gonna charge ten.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  You're right, man. Idiots will do it.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  So the, so we put in his birthday. We put in the other person's name, Death and Ramen.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  And the name is, the cast speller is Andrica?

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:16Speaker 05

  Andrica.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  We're cursing the show, the movie.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  By the way.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  By the way, it's my favorite.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  I feel bad, though.

• 17:22Speaker 06

  Nah, you're giving them a lot of publicity.

• 17:24Andrew Santino?

  Lot of press.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  Should Andrica cast her spell twice in your behalf to increase the chances of success?

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:31Speaker 05

  No, I pressed once.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you had to pay twice?

• 17:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. It would have been like-

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  Andrica?

• 17:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, seven dollars or something.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  You drive a hard bargain, Andrica. I would love to know who this person is and what they look like. Oh, hi Carlos, thank you for your order from Andrica, one of the founding members of the California Astrology Association, CAA. I was with that agency for a while.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  We are writing to let you know what you can expect next. Your order will be processed shortly. Rush quote unquote orders are processed within one business day, all other orders within a few days. Please allow extra time for order processing over holidays and weekends. Dude, they're acting like this fucking spell has to go through a corporate system.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but this is how you know it's real.

• 18:08Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's true.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine without it.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Like, thanks dude!

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  25% discount, did we not get the fucking discount? We're first time user.

• 18:16Speaker 05

  But we got a guarant- No, Andrica seems to have split off from CAA and is doing her own thing, but-

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:23Speaker 05

  Andrica provides the same 365 day guarantee.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sick. It's kinda like Salino and Barnes.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's do that, do that one too.

• 18:31Speaker 05

  No, we already-

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  We already did hers.

• 18:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we did hers.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  By the way, guys, if you're looking to cast a spell on a friend, hit up Andrica and use promo code BADFRIENDS for 15% off a spell cast by a psychic consultant, spirit channeler.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  You know, honestly?

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  This is real.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so fucked?

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Don't you feel it's real?

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  I know it's real.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, in my heart-

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  I know it's real.

• 18:53Bobby Lee?

  It's like a weird thing.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  It's like finding Gizmo in that china shop.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  It's real.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  It's real.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  It's very real.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  You don't think it is.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Of cour- but it is.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're gonna go down, I'm gonna get like a lamp, right? Or I'm gonna get like an antique, you know what I mean?

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  Little, little box.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Jewelry box, right? But then there's a little mogwai there. And all those little- Yeah, and those little rules.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Little tiny.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know what the remember is, like, don't- What is it?

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, water.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Don't jerk it off?

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  No. No, no, that wasn't a rule.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  I thought that was one of the rules.

• 19:23Speaker 06

  Don't feed him after-

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, feed him after midnight. Oh, yeah. Oh, those are my rules.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  When you find me.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Don't jerk it off.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Don't jerk it off, yeah.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Wait, go up.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  Three rules caring for a Mogwai in the movie are don't expose them to bright lights, never get them wet, and never feed them after midnight. I remember the water one. I remember that you can't get them wet.

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Never get them wet.

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  They don't need, they're self-cleaning.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  They multiply.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  They multiply.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but isn't like their own saliva wet, something that's... How do they clean themselves? They have to be like cats, like, you know what I mean?

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. They don't ever wash. They, they sell their-

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  So they just smell?

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  No, their skin, their skin continues to shed.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  They shed. Okay, I don't know an animal like that, but-

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  With fur.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Bears?

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they, but they scratch their backs against a fucking tree.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  Mogwais might scratch.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Mogwai gremlins do not clean themselves. They're creatures with specific rules and weaknesses, and their cleanliness is not a factor. The core rule is to avoid getting them wet. So maybe they smell like shit.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  That's what I think.

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, you see a Mogwai, you're like, oh my god, oh my god.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  Like so cute.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  By the way, it kinda looks like a stinky, stinky little fucker.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  Also, gremlins look better to me.

• 20:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They can dig it shit done.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they do. Well, look. I mean, look at the difference.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Like, hey, steal those speakers from that car. Right?

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  And they, they go to it, right? A Mogwai would be like, what?

• 20:46Andrew Santino?

  Grab that guy's phone. Grab his phone.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know it. Yeah. Up the tariffs.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Up the tariffs.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, gremlins would do it.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  The gremlins would up the tariffs.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  185!

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  And the Mogwais-

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  It was a 145, not 185!

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Mogwais wouldn't because they're-

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Look, look, they're so scared.

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  They're made in China.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

  We're trying to stop the Mogwai.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. So then feed them at the midnight. Well, they must get like hunger pains at night.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  It must be tough. Well, there's the gremlins eating popcorn, watching a 3D movie.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  God, they're so much cooler.

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  They are more rad, dude. They have more style. Their fashion's better.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  Dude, would you rather have a Mogwai or a gremlin in a mosh pit?

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  Come on, it's not even close.

• 21:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not even a question.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  It's gremlin all fucking day.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  I think I saw that guy on the left at, at, uh, at Metallica, seriously.

• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I remember that guy. That's Mark.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  No, that's Rick Ingram.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh my Lord, Shopify. You know, we have an online business. We would not have one without Shopify.

• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Nobody does it better than Shopify. And it's the humble, it's the humble, the number one checkout on the planet.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  And the not so secret secret with Shop Pay, it boosts conversions up to 50%. That's five zero percent. When you think about businesses that are selling through the roof like ALO or Allbirds or Skims, Bob loves Skims.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  I love Skims.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  You think about a good product, don't you Bobby?

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  But, but beyond that, beyond the marketing and all that stuff, there is a business behind the business and that is Shopify.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  So if you're into growing your business like we all are, your commerce platform better be ready to sell whatever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed and everywhere else in between.

• 22:32Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout that Skims uses. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com/badfriends, all lowercase.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/lowercase/badfriends to upgrade your selling today.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  Ridge.

• 22:51Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yo.

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you something.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you something.

• 22:54Andrew Santino?

  Look at how compact, sleek and cool and unique that this wallet is. A lot of people carry around the same big leather wallet, the George Costanza that you've seen. This ain't that, okay? This is a Ridge wallet. You've heard about it. You've seen it. It's durable. You can hear how solid it is.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, I can hear it so good.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  You can hear how solid it is.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  It's unique, slim, modern design that holds up to 12 cards plus cash.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  Plus cash, over 50 plus colors and styles to choose from. You should see on their website, it's pretty impressive how many colors they have. More than you expect and everything you're looking for. Losing your wallet is the worst, but with Ridge AirTag attachment, you'll always know exactly where it is before that panic mode sets in.

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what I also like about it is, does, does it give you peace of mind knowing that all Ridge wallets have RFID blocking technology?

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  It can use save from digital pickpocketers.

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't like digital.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that. I don't really like regular pickpocketers.

• 23:46Andrew Santino?

  I don't like those even more. Right now Ridge is having a huge Memorial Day sale. Get up to 40% off at ridge.com/bad. Just head to ridge.com/bad to see their biggest sale of the year.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

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• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  Tell them.

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• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  Now you're addicted to the Renaissance Fair. Now you're gonna go every weekend.

• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  I really like it because I think that it, um...

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  It just makes me feel at home in a weird way.

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  You look so proper, dude. It's unbelievable.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  No, we were getting so many compliments because no one dresses like that.

• 24:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? Every photo people dress up? You mean in this traditional garb?

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  But not in this traditional Asian, Korean garb.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  We probably could be the first.

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  I think Andrea's crossing the line here by being a Chinese woman in Korean garb, though.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  You have to... Why don't you get a Korean girl?

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so Morpheus glasses?

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  I know, what do you think?

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't put Morpheus glasses in there.

• 25:14Andrew Santino?

  Although, although you know who should wear glasses and cover up his eyes is Gene. I mean, look at those things. Good God.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  Put some, put something on those.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  But she also acts like she's a star already. Do you see?

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  She's got that vibe.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Like, those glasses, like, "I look like Bill Burr now."

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? Ronnie Chang. Look at that.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  And she does, she's killing it.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Ronnie Chang and Jimmy Oh Yang. Yeah, she's killing it. Yeah, but she's very funny. Look at that nose, though. Oh, my God. She has Eric Griffin's nose.

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be honest with you. Your nose doesn't look small in that photo either, bud. You both got Asian snobs.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  You know, you can now tell how old I am.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Just now?

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  In this photo?

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  You look younger in real life than you do in this. This photo's a weird photo.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I look tired.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  A guy told me today, when he ran into me, a fan, he goes, "Oh, you're better looking than I thought you were gonna be."

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  That fucking hurt my feelings.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you thought I was ugly? Because you see me on the internet?

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  People go, "You're taller than I imagined."

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  What'd you think, I was a dwarf? Like, what's going on here?

• 26:14Andrew Santino?

  Did you think I was Brad Williams?

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  Hey. Hey. Hey.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let's go back to The Gremlins. Wow, what a great 80s movie.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  So many good movies in the 80s. By the way, I rewatched, uh, In Bed the other night at the hotel. Lethal Weapon.

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  What? What is that? What's that face you're making?

• 26:35Speaker 06

  That's the movie that I have for you guys.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean that's the movie you have for us?

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm too old for this shit. That's what he say?

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, too old for this shit.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  Danny Glover is the man. So I'm Danny Glover and he's Mel Gibson?

• 26:47Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's gotta be.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I gotta be Danny Glover.

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  You can't be.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I can.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  You don't have that kinda style.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  You really wanna make me angry right now, dude?

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay, let's go through the history of the actors that played them.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  So these two?

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just the idea that he's, you know what I mean, a different color should be a sign.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  But you gotta flip it on its head, otherwise it's too on the nose. That's the whole point.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  Like, look, when they did the remake with...

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  And...

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  Pesci was so good in that movie. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. At the Renaissance Fair, we ran into a girl that has a kid, and I'm friends with her. And I bought the kid a wand, but it's like, looks like a lightsaber. So the kid would go...

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Like that.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  He was loving it.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  And he hit me in the leg, and I went, "Ow, ow!", and I fell to the ground, and he laughed. So he did it for four hours straight.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  And then I had to constantly go, "Ow, ow, ow!", you know what I mean? And I wanna disappoint the kid.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Ow, ow, enough.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was crazy.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  So what, this is new love on there?

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, it's no love, it's a friend. But, another thing is, is that you see the stress of it.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  Of having a kid?

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Come here, come here, come here, you know what I mean?

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot of that.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Where you going, where you going, where you going? You know?

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  But see, our parents never did that, they just let us disappear.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  And figure it out.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  I was kidnapped three times. Yeah, they didn't care.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  Molested all three times.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  By Downs Patrol.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo!

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  You're on fire today, dude. Yeah, keep that in. Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo! Alright, that one's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta keep that in. That's so funny. But um yeah, it's a big responsibility, but I said in the car, I go.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  If there, cause you know, there's a lot of predictions that AI is moving so fast that in the next three or four years, there might be like nuclear, you know, weapons being released. You know what I mean?

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  Hurry up, speed it up. Let's get the shit over.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  So I was saying is that having a child would be great because if a nuclear bomb you knew was gonna hit, and you had your kid, you wanna be strong for him and hold him and go, I got you buddy, right? But if I didn't have a kid, I'd be like, what the fuck? What the fuck is going on? I would freak the fuck out.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  The real you comes out.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm both.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so if a nuclear bomb was coming and you were alone?

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  Sipping coffee?

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna be cool.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  Stoked. If I, if it's like meh, meh, meh, boo, boo, national alert. A nuclear war has started. Just sipping my coffee and my little breakfast nook on. Good.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna call anybody?

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Your parents?

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  I just talked to them an hour ago.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:41Andrew Santino?

  Love ya, you know.

• 29:42Speaker 05

  There's steps for this.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 29:44Speaker 05

  There's steps for this when a nuclear.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Seek immediate shelter. I'm already inside. Go underground. Can't, no basement. Stay low. My chairs are low. I have a, I have one of these like little lounge chairs. Cover your mouth and nose.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  What is this, COVID? Fuck that dude.

• 29:57Speaker 05

  Ventilation needs to go off.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Shut off the ventilation. I wanna keep it cool inside.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, let me ask you this.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  It's just, this is, you're dead. You know what's gonna happen?

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna fucking die.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Eventually too. I'd rather die now.

• 30:08Andrew Santino?

  Me too.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Than later.

• 30:08Andrew Santino?

  Slow death sucks.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You're just walking on a street, plop, your arm's gone. You're like, what the fuck happened? What happened? You know?

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Like imagine though, yeah, body parts just start falling off because of radiation. Like fuck that, just kill me now. The big blast just shocked me.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Now, would you get nuclear radiation for country? Meaning then?

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you will.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, it's one of my shows I always go to just to watch over and over again, when I have nothing to do.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  What show?

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  It's Chernobyl on Max.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 30:43Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so, you know, they would go, we, because there was one scene where they had to get these water valves released, and they can only send three men down there, but the men were gonna die.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  They knew they were gonna die.

• 30:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they knew they were gonna die. You'll, when you go down there, you'll be dead in a week. And three guys volunteered, "I'll do it for country." Would you?

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  For country?

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Fuck no.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Because if you and I were sitting there, right, and if I stood up...

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  You're saying if I go down, if we, you and I go down, if they go, "Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, you must do this for country," and it would save the country?

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  No, you wouldn't. You already showed your cards, dude.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  Well...

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  This is what would happen, I'd stand up, right, he wouldn't stand up, I'd sit back down.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, I'd be like...

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  That fast.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  And they go, "Mr. Lee, did you..." And you're like, "No, no, I just stood up, stretched my back real fast."

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so there was a lot of those kind of scenes.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  No, I wouldn't do it for country, that's crazy because...

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Because the...

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  Because it's guaranteed that I'll die, right, but it's not guaranteed it'll save the country.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  It's a literal guarantee, stamp it will...

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  It is, because in that particular scenario, right, if the molten lava seeped into water tanks, it would cause an explosion, right, that was gonna make Ukraine, I think, half of Poland, and, and some other country, completely inhabitable for a hundred years.

• 32:07Speaker 06

  We wouldn't be having these problems now.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean by that? That shit would reach Spain before us, fucker. You would've died a long time ago.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  It'd definitely reach us first.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  We're much closer to that than Spain.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  Very.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Moscow? No.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't Moscow. I think Chernobyl is more close to Ukraine.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, than Spain, for sure.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying to you is that it's gonna make 80 million people die immediately. So would you make that sacrifice for 80 million people?

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's 360 million people in America.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Do we have to make the decision now? The commander's standing there.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay, Commander, can I ask you a few questions, sir?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  Sir, Commander, sir.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes, you may.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so listen.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, I talk slow.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  Where are you from, Commander?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Moscow.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  My name is Vladimir.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  Great.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Gohan.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  Vlad, the Impaler?

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  I love your work.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Wait.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  You may continue, my fellow Townsmen.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Downsman?

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Doy, doy.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  Doy, doy.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Doy, doy.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  So, listen.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Just because I do this.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  What if in a few days, something else happens and then it's...

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Then we will send three more.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  No, that's why I'm not doing it.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  But our offer is this. We will give your family 40 rubles.

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  Forty?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Fifty.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  Fifty?

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  100 rubles.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  100 rubles?

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like every time I repeat what you say, you go up.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Did I say a thousand?

• 34:00Andrew Santino?

  A thousand rubles?

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes. All the rubles that your family can eat.

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  That we can eat?

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yes. You must eat them because you're gonna have cancer.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay. How do we survive? Eat the money.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  So you wouldn't do it?

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you just reminded me of that old... Richard Kind told me this, an old Jewish joke. He said,

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  "A Jewish kid asks his Jewish father for $100. And the dad says, '60 dollars, what do you need 20 dollars for?'"

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  That's a great job. That's a good job.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  I would never do it for country. You're not doing it for country either, and you know that. Don't play.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  But, but, so some of these men had wives and children.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  These are stronger men than we. And I'll admit that.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  If you had-

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  People go to the military.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Your wife and your child-

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  We don't have any fucking kids.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  No, but in this scenario-

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but I don't, okay.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay, my fu- how many kids? And what do I have, Wayans kids? I got ten?

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  No, you have more raw kids. You have six.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  Seven.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  What? I wouldn't do it.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  So your children will die?

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  I don't give a shit. I'll be dead too. We'll all be dead in heaven together.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  But if you go in, they will not die.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but then I won't be with them. I'll be with them in the afterlife.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Would you like their position in the government?

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  I like your thinking.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  How many rubles is that?

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Twenty thousand.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  Twenty thousand rubles?

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't know where that-

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know where that went. What's that old Russian saying?

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Uh, in Russia-

• 35:43Bobby Lee?

  If you hit me with a feather, I'll hit you back with a tank.

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  Is that right?

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking brutal. It's just, I was just playing with my chicken, I'm sorry!

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  Live a century, learn a century.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, these are, right.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  Without effort, you can't even-

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Do it in a Russian accent, though.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  Without effort, you can't even pull a fish out of the pond.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Don't have hundred rubles, but have hundred friends.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's government fucking propaganda.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  Look, so you're poor, you eat your toenails for breakfast. Big fucking deal. You have friends!

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Look, it's all about friends. Measure, measure seven times, cut once.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  It's saying if you're making something, like if it's diligent. That's like, that's Japanese shit, too.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, wow.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  The eyes are afraid, the hands do.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I like wolf analogies here. Give me the wolf one.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Work is not a wolf. It won't run away into the forest.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  No shit.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I wish my waiting, I wish my waiting job ran into the forest.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  This is all government propaganda.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  You know Yakov Smirnoff was telling me about that, that how accustomed you get to hearing when he was a kid.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  On the speaker systems.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Just constant propaganda.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  And I said, what was like the main theme of the Soviet Union like as a kid, like what were they trying to do to say to kids versus adults?

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  And he was like, they constantly put it in children's heads that Americans specifically.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Were the worst version of humanity alive.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Awful people.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  Bad, bad, evil people.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  And they paint this picture over and over and over and you inherently will, you just a hundred percent believe it.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, how did you have the wherewithal to not?

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  You know, he's like, it just, I guess something just didn't make sense about it.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  But I was like, that's how is that, how do you have that?

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what's also funny about him is, is that when I saw him at the Comedy Store.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  I fucking love Yakov.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The only thing that I remember from his act from years ago was, what a country.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  What a country.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  So I rewatched his Rodney Dangerfield.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  He's got great jokes.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  He still does.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  He still does.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Good joke writer.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he's a great joke writer.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  By the way, when I got off my plane today.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  The pilot, you know, I'm seeing the pilots are saying goodbye.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What do you say?

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  The pilot goes, one kakatai. I'm not kidding.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  What does that even mean?

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  It was something I said on this show years ago.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends?

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You said something about cactus. You were like, you're like, it was only one kakatai. And I was like, one kakatai.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Of all the Bobby Moms that I get.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  That one I was, I literally go, yes, dude.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Yeah. One kakatai.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  One kakatai.

• 38:33Speaker 04

  Oh. You know what, dude?

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  One, a one kakatai. Don't do that. Don't.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  One kakatai. But the pilot goes.

• 38:43Speaker 04

  You know what, dude?

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  One kakatai. By the way, this is gonna haunt me.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Did you laugh?

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  I cracked. I thought I go right on dude one. That one's make, cuz the Bobby mom doesn't get me anymore.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, I'm so glad you got sick on that plane.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  I didn't get sick. I lost my voice last night.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, when you passed out with um.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Machine Gun Kelly.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Because I saw Machine Gun Friday.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  Did you go to his house?

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I went to his, he just showed up at the store.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  He invited us to a party.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  He did?

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  And he hugged me as if we were like Vietnam vets.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  He's the fucking best. One of the nicest.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  In my mind, I'm like, I'm so glad Andrew almost died. Just for that relationship to, you know, me and Florida.

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  It was incredible.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  No, it was.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of all the Bobby moms I get, I got him. I was in Vegas this weekend. It's a million Bobby moms everywhere.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  The dealer.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the dealer said Bobby mom?

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he goes, hey Bobby mom.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  They call me Bobby mom.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  They don't fucking, I think some don't know my, some guy said Anthony Santini.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Just call me Bobby mom.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Yuck called you Santana.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Santana, yeah, Santana.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  He didn't say your first name. He goes, well Santana told me, you know what I mean? And I'm like, that's not his.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  I am good at guitar.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, people are saying that Vegas is kinda dead. Is it true or no?

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  You know, it's interesting. I talked to, as we were going to the airport in the Uber, I was asking the guy, how like, how long have you lived? I, I'm always curious about the Uber drivers in Vegas. I'm like, how long have you lived here? Where are you from? Cuz most of them are foreign, some. This guy lived there for like thirty years. And I said, oh, how much of the strip is like, cuz I don't remember it really. Like, I just go to my fucking hotel, do my show or gig and then go home. And he was, they're knocking down the Mirage, they're putting up the hard rock, they're putting a big guitar up there.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  I read this thing the other day, literally the other day, that Excalibur and those other ones are not, no more valet, no more like room service and shit.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  So like the ones that are thriving are thriving, but the ones that are diving are diving bad. Like it's, it's, the dispersion's insane.

• 40:43Speaker 06

  Well, they're not so old too.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're, yeah, right. Excal, like I said, like we said, Excalibur, there's ones in the South Strip are sold and they're dilapidated.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Talk about dilapidated.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Talk about, speaking of dilapidated. And he hits the mic, right?

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  What's up, buddy?

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Konichiwa.

• 41:07Speaker 06

  Konichiwa. Arigatou gozaimas for sending me to Japan.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  Arigatou gozaimas. Hi, gozaimas, gozaimas. Ladies and gentlemen, Dax Flame is back. Back from Japan.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Dax, do you need headphones or you don't use them?

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  He never likes them.

• 41:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't like to use them.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  How was our little, uh...

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  So, let's talk step by step.

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, take your clothes off, dude.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take your clothes off. Get loose, dude. So, um...

• 41:30Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I've never not seen you with four layers on. It doesn't matter what temperature it is outside. Guy wears two undershirts, a pullover, a quarter zip, a jacket.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  How was the flight going there?

• 41:42Speaker 06

  Good, yeah.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, what does that mean?

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  It was nice and easy?

• 41:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah. Tokyo to LAX, yeah. The LAX to Tokyo one, I watched two Lord of the Rings movies. I had never seen any of those.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, because I've seen a bunch of them. What'd you think of them?

• 41:59Speaker 06

  They were awesome, yeah, yeah. And then I watched...

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  You didn't see Return of the King?

• 42:02Speaker 06

  On the way back, I watched it.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 42:04Speaker 06

  And I'd actually seen that one when I was a kid, but, um, yeah, Out of Order. So, I don't thi... I didn't remember it at all.

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  How'd you see it on Out of Order? You mean on TV?

• 42:12Speaker 06

  Uh, I had just, my uncle invited me to go see it, and I had not seen the first two, and I just watched that whenever it came out. So, I would have been like 12 or something.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Did something happen with your uncle?

• 42:23Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Anything?

• 42:25Speaker 06

  No, uh, no.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Did he go like, "Let's go swimming"?

• 42:29Speaker 06

  Uh, I don't...

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  Did your uncle take you on vacations?

• 42:32Speaker 06

  No.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:34Speaker 06

  I, I didn't spend much time with him. He, uh, I don't remember him ever swimming, yeah.

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• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Because I like to snack during the day.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  It's delicious.

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• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's, I'm an investigative journalist, so.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  Did you sleep on the flight?

• 44:52Speaker 06

  I don't think, or actually, I think I just slept like an hour or two.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm so happy that we got you to Japan and shared a video and thank you.

• 45:00Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Is there any way, it's 11 hours, a long flight. Is there any way we can continue to do this as the year goes on? Just start sending you more places?

• 45:08Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'll, I'll do it anytime y'all want.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Really? You had fun then?

• 45:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  Where would you like to go next?

• 45:14Speaker 06

  Uh.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  We think Africa.

• 45:17Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Can we send you to Yemen?

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  Libya. Do you want to go to Libya?

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:22Speaker 06

  What is it like?

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's beautiful.

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  It's northern Africa.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  What's that country? Wait, hold on. What's that one?

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  You want to go there? What is that, Dax?

• 45:30Speaker 06

  Um, that, that's a country in Africa. Um.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Called the, I don't know how to pronounce that.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  Can't read that.

• 45:36Speaker 06

  I don't know how to pronounce it, actually.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, give it a try.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, try.

• 45:40Speaker 06

  Uh. Uh.

• 45:43Andrew Santino?

  Spell it out.

• 45:44Speaker 06

  N I G E R.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 45:48Speaker 06

  That's the name of the country.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  It's almost, it's almost sounds worse when you spell it.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  You might have just said it.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What about, um, would you go to Chad? That sounds like a white guy plays.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's up, dude? I'm in fucking Africa, dude.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Next time, go to Steve, too.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  Mark is just north of us, dude.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  How about Burkina Faso? That's, that's a good question.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Mike, look at that.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to Africa?

• 46:11Speaker 06

  No.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Would you go there?

• 46:13Speaker 06

  Like to that specific spot?

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  With those ladies, yeah, those are my cousins.

• 46:17Speaker 06

  Um.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  How about this?

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  What about that?

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  I, I have it. I know where I want him to go.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm so excited because I've been watching a lot of videos about this on the internet.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Tell me, tell me.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  India.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, India.

• 46:27Speaker 06

  I've actually been there.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  Fuck.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  Pakistan.

• 46:30Speaker 06

  Uh, I've never been there.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know he would have fun in his, um. Uh.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  It's not about having fun.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  Nowhere. I'm kidding.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Like a Gulag or something?

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, ooh.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  El Salvador.

• 46:42Andrew Santino?

  No, El Salvador is awesome.

• 46:44Bobby Lee?

  No, but the Gulag that they're, they're setting, yeah, yeah.

• 46:47Speaker 06

  What's a Gulag?

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't, you don't play Warzone?

• 46:51Speaker 06

  No.

• 46:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 46:52Speaker 06

  I've heard the word.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  It's a harsh prison.

• 46:54Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so here's what we need, Carlos. Give me, put up a picture of the United, uh, I'm sorry, of the, of the world.

• 47:02Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  Of the flat earth that we live on.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  And I'm gonna just throw, I'm gonna throw something at the TV. And wherever it hits, I'm gonna close my eyes.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  But even, even if you hit the middle of the Pacific Ocean, we're dropping him off there.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we have to.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  Give me something light.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  Do you swing, swim, Dax?

• 47:20Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:21Andrew Santino?

  His uncle cannot, is what, something we learned.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Give me something light that's not gonna hurt the TV.

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  You look good, bud.

• 47:29Speaker 06

  Thank you. Thanks.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  Hold on. Oh, yeah. All right, here we go. Let's toss it sideways. All right, ready?

• 47:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  Zoom into that, zoom in bottom right corner. No, I got it. Bottom right corner. Up, up. I know exactly where I hit. Up, up on the map, up more, right there. What is that? What's that town with that little outlet that kicks out there?

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  That right there.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in, zoom in.

• 47:59Andrew Santino?

  What's that called?

• 48:00Speaker 06

  Jesus Maria?

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Maria.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Maria. That's where you're going.

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  You're going to Jesus Maria.

• 48:05Speaker 06

  I'd go there.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  Let's bring up a picture. Just click on one of those little icons and you'll see what the street view is.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there. Check it out.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  That's Jesus Maria.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  That actually looks awesome.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that, that's the best pizza.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  But here's the deal. You have to go to that pizzeria, creperia.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  You have to go to this creperia pizzeria.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Whoa.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  That'll be you eating.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  An albino hamburger.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  That looks so good.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  It does?

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  That looks so good. It's like a cheese wrapped burger.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:33Speaker 06

  It's Spain.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 48:34Speaker 06

  This is Spain.

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  I know it's in Spain, asshole. You think Jesus Maria is anywhere other than Spain?

• 48:43Andrew Santino?

  Alright, you're going here, dude.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  You're going there.

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  When can we send you to Spain?

• 48:46Speaker 06

  Um.

• 48:48Speaker 06

  About May?

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  You may.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let's talk about Japan.

• 48:51Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  So, um, what'd you do the first day there?

• 48:54Speaker 06

  Um, I think just walked around. Um, yeah, just walked around and.

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Do you have pictures in your phone you can share with Carlos and he can, you could text him, you can bring him up on the screen there?

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Now, let me ask you some personal questions. Were there women looking at you there? Did you get any vibes from people?

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  Dex frame. Pizza, pizza. The Dex frame.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:17Speaker 06

  I, I don't think like I noticed that. Um.

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 49:22Speaker 06

  Um.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  You weren't looking for it?

• 49:23Speaker 06

  No.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  Are, are you ever looking for love, Dex?

• 49:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, are you in love right now?

• 49:30Speaker 06

  No.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  Can I ask you a personal question? We can cut it.

• 49:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  That girl you do videos with, that cute young lady, is she your girlfriend?

• 49:36Speaker 06

  No, she's my friend's girlfriend.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's weird.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  That's weird.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  But do you masturbate to her?

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Why can I ask that?

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, because Dex is our buddy.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  You don't think I've masturbated to his wife? Come on.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  He has. I watch him. It's in my house. Very strange. Alright Dex, send Carlos some photos that are in your phone. Just everything, just dump everything. Even a couple of nudes that you have in there or whatever.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  But here's the deal, as you search for those, we are gonna continue to send Dax on a world tour.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  We'd love to.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  But here's what I actually want to enact, in Spain, in Jesus Maria.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:11Andrew Santino?

  Or should it be to a closer, bigger city? I want him, you gotta do a meetup, Zach. Dax.

• 50:16Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  What's your fucking name?

• 50:18Speaker 06

  Uh, Dex.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 50:20Speaker 06

  Uh, oh, my real first name?

• 50:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, that's not your real name.

• 50:23Speaker 06

  No, uh, Theodore.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Theodore, yeah, Teddy, Teddy.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Teddy.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  My favorite president.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  We got, I wanna do a fan meetup. Can we do that?

• 50:31Speaker 06

  Um, yeah, yeah.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  That'd be fucking rad.

• 50:33Speaker 06

  That'd be cool.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  International.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  Do we have fans there?

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  In Spain?

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  He does. He's way more.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a lot of fans in Spain?

• 50:42Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  I would assume you have fans all over the world.

• 50:46Speaker 06

  Um, maybe so. I don't think any Japanese people knew who I was, really. But, um, but a couple tourists said hi to me.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Is it, now who says hi to you? Is it mostly men or women?

• 50:57Speaker 06

  Um.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  I feel like women recognize you more.

• 51:00Speaker 06

  I think more guys know me, but I, both, actually.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Cause you know on the internet, you're kind of a heartthrob. Do you know this?

• 51:07Speaker 06

  Um, no.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  I know some girl that really love you.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  There's women that comment all the time that he's a heartthrob.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  I think you don't, I don't know if you know this, or you're just playing coy, but you are. I've had many, many women come across my way that say, "I think he's so sexy."

• 51:22Speaker 06

  Um, okay, that's awesome.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  And what would you like to say to those women that say that?

• 51:25Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  Um, and, uh, please give Andrew your number and a-

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 51:35Speaker 06

  To give to me?

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Me?

• 51:37Speaker 06

  And give it to-

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Why him?

• 51:38Speaker 06

  Or give, well, cause they said it to-

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Why, why him, not me?

• 51:42Speaker 06

  Cause they came up to Andrew and said it to him.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, that's right.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  His logic is-

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, his very good logic.

• 51:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. Um, I, I also sent Carlos a video. Um, y'all saw, did y'all see that video?

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 51:55Speaker 06

  Cool, okay, loved it.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  So tell me, day one in Japan.

• 51:59Speaker 06

  Um.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  Take me through the day.

• 52:00Speaker 06

  Let's see, day one, I got, my flight got there in the daytime, so then I would've walked to my Airbnb and then just walked around.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Describe your Airbnb.

• 52:09Speaker 06

  Uh, like a room, uh, with a kitchen, um, and, um-

• 52:15Speaker 06

  A little hallway in a bathroom.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Small though.

• 52:18Speaker 06

  Uh, yeah, pretty small, but in a, in Shinjuku.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Shinjuku.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's go, let's go with these pictures. Let's go to the first picture.

• 52:25Speaker 06

  That one was just like, I took a picture because it's kind of funny. Well, not, I guess, well, actually, maybe that's rude, but it was like horse sushi. So I just, um, thought that was unusual.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Andrew, there's horse sushi there?

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go to Japan.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  We can't get that here. It's a delicacy.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you do, you take pictures like my dad.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  Like, this is sideways and.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Did you try horse sushi?

• 52:49Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  Are you interested in other meats?

• 52:52Speaker 06

  Um, outside of what?

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Outside of pork and chicken?

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  Pork and chicken and beef, the kind of the standard run.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  I.

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  The trifecta.

• 52:59Speaker 06

  I've tried guinea pig, I think, and.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Wait, stop, what?

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 53:05Speaker 06

  Cause I was, well, I was in Peru where they eat it.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  They eat guinea pig in Peru?

• 53:09Speaker 06

  I think that's what it was.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something. Were there other options?

• 53:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  What were the other options?

• 53:14Speaker 06

  I don't remember. A lot of, a lot of stuff, but I would.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. Look at what a guinea pig looks like in there at lunch in Peru.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 53:22Speaker 06

  But it wasn't, it didn't look like a guinea pig.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Would it look like a cat?

• 53:25Speaker 06

  No, just like, like chicken, I guess.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's, no, that's strange.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Would you eat, no, honestly, be, be real, dude. Would you eat that, Andrew?

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  Would I what?

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Eat that.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  That woman?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  The pineapple that's on the.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  I would eat, I would eat the, the old pineapple.

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  And the olives or whatever.

• 53:44Andrew Santino?

  Are those olives or beans?

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  I know what they are, but I would eat everything around. Dude, why, don't fry a fucking, one of those when they're smiling.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  A guinea pig when it's laughing?

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  He's literally laughing.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  He told it a joke and then put it in the fryer.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so you, you didn't eat horse, you pussed out there.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  And then.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  You went to bed?

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  You went to bed.

• 54:05Speaker 06

  Yes, and then the next day, I think I just walked around a ton and.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, quick question. I'm so sorry. Sometimes when you're in LA, there's a certain sound that wakes you up. Are there any unusual things that happen?

• 54:18Speaker 06

  Like?

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Like, it's something like a bong or whatever.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do they wake everybody up at the same time?

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like bong, you know what I mean?

• 54:26Speaker 06

  No, uh, I didn't hear anything like that, but I'm trying to think if there's any sound specific to.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Like, you, you wake up, right? Yeah, something like that.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  Time to wake up. Time to wake up.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, nothing? A guy being stabbed by a sword like, "Wahhh!"

• 54:46Speaker 06

  Uh, I didn't hear anything like that.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Good, that's good. I'm glad they got rid of that, because they used to do that a lot.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  They used to do it all the time. Yeah, yeah.

• 54:53Speaker 06

  Uh, the, yeah, yeah.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  And this is a forest?

• 54:57Speaker 06

  That was like, just in a, a park there.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's one of those suicide forests I hear so much about.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  Was Jake Paul there?

• 55:04Speaker 06

  Uh, that was Logan Paul who did that.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sorry. Wrong Paul.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  Retake the joke. Was Logan Paul there?

• 55:13Speaker 06

  Uh, does, is he banned from there?

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  We don't know the politics of it.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  He's ban, he's banned from all forests.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all forests.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  You can't catch him in a wooded area.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  At all.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  He can only live in the plains.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  So what's the difference about this forest and a normal, American forest, for instance?

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  What did you like about this?

• 55:29Speaker 06

  Um, that was just in the middle of the city, um, and so it was just pretty.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Just a regular all forest.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  It is beautiful.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  You know you were in cherry blossom season, right?

• 55:40Speaker 06

  I think that I kinda missed it.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  It just ended?

• 55:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Cause I went there during cherry, it was beautiful.

• 55:45Speaker 06

  Okay, that's what I heard.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  I do think it's early in the April, right?

• 55:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  March, yeah.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:49Speaker 06

  I think they said it like, it was like a week.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  What is this?

• 55:52Speaker 06

  That was just a store with a bunch of stuff, uh...

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  You like stuff, huh?

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is it toys?

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot of stuff.

• 56:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, little toys and stuff.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  It looks vintage almost.

• 56:03Speaker 06

  I think they were maybe...

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool, dude.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  That is very cool.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:06Speaker 06

  I went to, that, that's at some like mall that has like just a billion stores. And then I went there specifically because Carlos had asked for, uh, something from Japan for like, uh, and I like used underwear from a vending machine.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, you got him used underwear?

• 56:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:22Speaker 05

  I appreciate that.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  And did you...

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  Did you get us anything?

• 56:25Speaker 06

  I got y'all gifts, too.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, let's go back to the underwear. Did you smell it?

• 56:29Speaker 06

  No.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Be, look at me in my eyes. Theodore.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Come on, Teddy.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Did you smell it?

• 56:35Speaker 06

  No, uh, I don't have a sense of smell anyways.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, then you did it.

• 56:43Speaker 06

  So I haven't like opened it or anything?

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  You haven't. You weren't curious?

• 56:47Speaker 06

  Um, I guess.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Do you have it with you?

• 56:49Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Let me see.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, will you smell it, Andrew?

• 56:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Have you opened it since you brought it here?

• 56:54Speaker 06

  No.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  I have my sense of smell.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  I have mine too.

• 56:57Speaker 06

  But it was really hard to buy it because I was just by myself.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you can smell, they had hole, there's air holes, you can smell.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that, all the smell's gone now.

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  No, you can actually smell it.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Can I smell?

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  Akiko.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  No. You know what I thought you were gonna say?

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  This is akiko.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  That's akiko?

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  Akiko.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  So they're used?

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  This is what Carlos wanted. Imagine the guy that put these on.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  It's a big fat dude that puts, they put these on sumo wrestlers. Wow. What do you think, Dax?

• 57:36Speaker 06

  They look like pretty.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  They look pretty.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Can you smell the part?

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  You can. It's so weird.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  Akiko.

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  Akiko, is that akiko?

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  For sure.

• 57:51Speaker 06

  There was a man who came up to the machine and bought some right before me because I was like just standing there looking for a while because I just felt too nervous to walk up to it and do it. But I saw someone do it and then I went and did it.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  So you got it.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Did you blush?

• 58:07Speaker 06

  Uh.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  Good hands.

• 58:12Speaker 06

  Oh, I went to a baseball game one day.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, we saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:15Speaker 06

  And that was, oh yeah, that's the.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  That's the machine.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  That, wow.

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  How much is 500?

• 58:21Speaker 06

  Three dollars and 50 cents.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Pretty good business.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's really good.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:27Speaker 06

  And.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  What does your dad do? He owns vending machines? Oh, like candy bars and stuff? No, panties?

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  Used panties?

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Wow, that's kind of embarrassing. He makes 800,000 dollars a year.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  And his grandma makes 5% of that.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  Alright, let's see the next.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  We don't know the age, what the woman looks like, so anyway, yeah, well, let's move on.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  No clue.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, drawings that you liked.

• 58:56Speaker 06

  That was at that same mall.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  Did you buy any of those?

• 58:59Speaker 06

  No.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:01Speaker 06

  That, I thought that looked like Squidward.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  It does.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  It does, but it does, yeah.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  So you're really soaking in the culture of Japan.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  You really, you really kinda went far and beyond.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  It does, but.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  It does look like Squidward, dude. It undeniably does.

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  I know what we asked for, but.

• 59:21Speaker 06

  I, I mostly took videos there.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay, did you send him video?

• 59:25Speaker 06

  No.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we saw this one, right?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  We saw this one already. Yeah, yeah.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  Now, did you get lonely at night?

• 59:31Speaker 06

  Um.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're far away from home?

• 59:34Speaker 06

  Not really, cause I fell asleep pretty early there, um, cause of like sleep schedule. Um, and then mostly I'd just walk all day and then fall asleep quickly.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  But one.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever go out at night and go nightlife in it and go?

• 59:51Speaker 06

  I didn't do nightlife stuff, uh, but I did like walk around at night just to look around.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  But did you go to nightclub, get your moves on?

• 1:00:00Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  Wow, okay. What did you do? What did you do?

• 1:00:05Speaker 06

  Uh, the, the more like eventful things was.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:09Speaker 06

  I went to like a baseball game.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, lovely.

• 1:00:11Speaker 06

  And then I ran into a stranger who offered to buy me sushi and he was super nice.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  He was a fan.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you let, oh, he was a fan?

• 1:00:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  What did he look like?

• 1:00:21Speaker 06

  A Japanese guy named Cho.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it was, so it was a Japanese guy that recognized you from the internet?

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  How, how did he come up? How you dox a fall rainbow? Like, what did he do?

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  He said, um, Dex.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Dax.

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  And then, uh, and then, yeah, just said, nice to meet you and stuff and.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Look, okay, this, I just wanna get.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  Dexa.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Dax.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  Frame.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Frame. Nice to meet you.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  Nice.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  That's all he said? How'd you know that he was a fan?

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Uh, so.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  Big fan.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he said that?

• 1:00:55Speaker 06

  He was just pointing at a fan?

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 1:00:58Speaker 06

  He likes you guys a lot.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he does?

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  Show, we love you, dog.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Love your show.

• 1:01:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Good sushi?

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. How much did he spend on you?

• 1:01:06Speaker 06

  I didn't ask, but he actually, I said you don't have to buy it, and then he just offered to buy it still.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  It's very nice.

• 1:01:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Really nice.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Japanese people are the best, man.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  Some of the nicest people I've ever met in my life.

• 1:01:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. Everyone was super nice, yeah.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  So you didn't go looking for, um, other people your age or anything to go hang with?

• 1:01:25Speaker 06

  Uh.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  Scope out some friends, maybe?

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:01:29Speaker 06

  I met up with a Japanese pop group, uh, and filmed a video with them.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  I saw that. Would you connect on TikTok?

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Pop group?

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  What are they called?

• 1:01:39Speaker 06

  Five E.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Five E. The women pop group?

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Zoom in. They're so beautiful, Dax.

• 1:01:47Speaker 06

  They're very beautiful, yeah.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:49Speaker 06

  And so we made a video where we were gonna make a pizza driver.

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  I saw it, it was very funny.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Very funny. Were they nice?

• 1:01:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, they were very nice.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Did they speak English?

• 1:01:58Speaker 06

  Uh, yes, but I don't think they understood everything I said, but yeah.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  Now, were you attracted to any of them?

• 1:02:04Speaker 06

  Uh, uh, yeah, I think they're very pretty.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  No, but was there one that you kinda?

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  All of them, you liked all of them?

• 1:02:09Speaker 06

  Yeah. But I wasn't trying to.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  And if you were, if you were in Chernobyl.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  We're back in Chernobyl. Would you, would you, would you have sex with all these women for country?

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  For country?

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  For country.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  Who, which one of these women would?

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for country.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  For country.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Or I'm a general, right? My name is Vladimir, right? Chernobyl is on fire, okay? For country. You must have sexual intercourse with one of these ladies. Which one would you?

• 1:02:42Andrew Santino?

  For country, remember, this is for country.

• 1:02:44Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you, Dimitri.

• 1:02:45Speaker 06

  What does for country mean?

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  For Russia.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  For Mother Russia.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  For Mother Russia.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  We will die, everyone will die.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  Everyone will die.

• 1:02:52Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Including Ukraine and Poland.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  Yes, and we love Poland.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  We love Poland.

• 1:02:57Speaker 06

  Is anyone interested in who, who's, who would like to?

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  No, we are telling you.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  No, you pick.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Countrymen. Yeah, we're generals, you must do it for country.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  For country. You pick.

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  Um, can I point and you cannot show it? I feel bad.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you, how about this? We'll bleep out the color of dress that she's wearing.

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  Oh, okay, um. And, and you can bleep that?

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  We will.

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  We will.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  Blow, bl- bloop, one eyes. I do that one too.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  So, girl with the... Who the fuck the girl in the... Alright, stop it. We're gonna bank it, we'll blank it out.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  We'll blank it, we'll blank it.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  You know we'll protect you. I gotta tell you, they're all gorgeous.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're gorgeous.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  They're gorgeous.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Gorgeous, yeah.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  Now, I'll be...

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  My pick would be...

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Be honest.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll pick.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Did you develop a little crush?

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  Uh...

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  Perhaps? Do you communicate with them still?

• 1:03:54Speaker 06

  Well, not directly with them, but yeah, I, I definitely would have a crush on them, yeah.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  On one of... I'm saying, we're not sharing with the crowd. Do you have a crush on one of them?

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Well...

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  Do you?

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Dex, we have, we have her here. There she is, come on out.

• 1:04:09Speaker 07

  Hi!

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  There, would, there she is.

• 1:04:12Speaker 07

  Good to see you again, Ms. Dex.

• 1:04:14Speaker 06

  Good to see you.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So Dex, wha- what are you gonna do with this one? It's for country.

• 1:04:19Speaker 06

  Um, would you like to, uh, sing or dance?

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Dex, look at me, right? Dex, for country.

• 1:04:29Speaker 06

  Uh...

• 1:04:29Speaker 07

  For country!

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What would you like to do with her?

• 1:04:33Speaker 06

  Um, that...

• 1:04:35Speaker 07

  Areimasu.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't...

• 1:04:36Speaker 06

  Have, have sex for, to save the country.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes, very good, very good, very good. But we are not gonna use your penis.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's great. Anyway...

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  Five.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  You met with them?

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  Five V E, five...

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  F- it's f- five, it's... Five V E. How would you say that?

• 1:05:00Speaker 06

  I, they, well, they to- I said five and then they told me five V.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  Wow, I see it now Dex, I see what you're...

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  I see it now, I see it now, yeah, yeah. I see it now, for sure.

• 1:05:09Speaker 05

  Did you have any experiences that you didn't have in L.A. in Japan?

• 1:05:18Speaker 06

  Go, uh, maybe going to that baseball game. I sat in like the section where everyone's like chanting.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Do the chant?

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  I've never been there.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Do the chant?

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  In the stadium?

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Could you do the chant for me?

• 1:05:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, like, let's go, let's go.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  That's how they said it? Let's go, let's go.

• 1:05:34Speaker 06

  That was the only English part of the chant, and then they said, um, and then there was like stuff in Japanese.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  What would that be?

• 1:05:41Speaker 06

  I don't, I don't, I didn't know exactly what they were saying.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Just pretend.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  What do you think they were saying?

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  What do you think they were saying? What?

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they're saying hello to the baseball players.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Let's go, let's go, hello, hello.

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  That makes sense.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  That makes sense.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  What teams were playing?

• 1:05:55Speaker 06

  The Giants and the, I don't remember the other one.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  Tokyo Giants, right?

• 1:06:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, or actually, I think it has a different name.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Tokyo Big People.

• 1:06:08Speaker 06

  Oh, actually, yeah, I guess the Tokyo.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  Tokyo Giants, right? Isn't that who you saw?

• 1:06:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Who are you rooting for?

• 1:06:13Speaker 06

  The Giants. There, there was, uh, I went and got sushi, and, and I was at like a conveyor belt restaurant.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, those are fun. Those are fun.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Very nice.

• 1:06:23Speaker 06

  I was feeling kinda like nervous, because I didn't know how to get the person's attention, and then the girl beside me noticed that.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:30Speaker 06

  So then she like kinda helped me.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Speaker 06

  And then she started to talk to me through Google Translate.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, the future.

• 1:06:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  I've done that before. Did you talk back?

• 1:06:39Speaker 06

  Yes, and that, I kinda had a little crush on her.

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:47Speaker 06

  She, she, she said she was also traveling by herself.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  From where?

• 1:06:50Speaker 06

  China.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Yes, good, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 1:06:55Andrew Santino?

  And so did you exchange information?

• 1:06:56Speaker 06

  No, I just left.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  What? See, this, bro.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  You had a crush and you left?

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Like in the mood for love. It's, no, it's not that, because that girl knew about the love. Well, my point is, is that this is what you have to do from now on. You have one life to live.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  You gotta take advice from this guy when it comes to dating.

• 1:07:14Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm saying, cause you're dating a lot.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck, I didn't, that wasn't a shot?

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  I said, he's been, that's what he's doing.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  You gotta swing the bat. Well, let's get to the gifts, maybe.

• 1:07:27Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  Wait, timeout, let's go back.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:30Andrew Santino?

  You had a crush on this girl.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  You didn't continue any of the...

• 1:07:35Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:07:37Speaker 06

  Uh, I don't, I don't know.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Scare, your fear?

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  And you have fear of rejection?

• 1:07:42Speaker 06

  Um, or, I, I didn't wanna make her feel weird.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, she's just gonna say no, right?

• 1:07:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so, you gotta take risks.

• 1:07:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  Can we, I really wanna set you up on a date.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  We tried that.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't wanna, you don't wanna?

• 1:07:59Speaker 06

  Um, I could, I could do it. I get, I get nervous, but...

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Did we get any submissions to Carlos in the booth to date Dax from last time? Didn't we plug that?

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Speaker 06

  We talked to them, or watched a couple of videos.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, but didn't we, we didn't get any new ones?

• 1:08:14Speaker 05

  We didn't get any more, no.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, then let's plug it now, guys.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  Let's plug it now.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  You wanna fall in love with that? Dax, look in the camera.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  And, and do your...

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  No, you know what? Let's go contact the spell lady.

• 1:08:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Andrica.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Andrica, let's go back to Andrica. We'll spend another thirty dollars. I'm telling you, be real. Spend another thirty for Dax.

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  Love spell?

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  We're doing a love spell for you.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  Let's do a spell for you, bud.

• 1:08:34Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  Which one would you like? Amazing, amour spell, Andrica's blood, new moon, new...

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  I think blood, whatever the blood is.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  Forever love, uh, retrieve your lover, uh, sunburst love spell. Which one of these jumps out to you?

• 1:08:50Speaker 06

  Irresistible allure.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  Where's that?

• 1:08:52Speaker 06

  Spell.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, irresistible allure spell. So, this remarkable spell highlights your very appealing characteristics, bringing them to the surface so others will see your true and undeniable beauty. Once the irresistible allure spell is cast, you can feel more confident, be happy in your skin. You like your skin, Dax?

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:09:11Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna like it more.

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  Why do you like your skin?

• 1:09:12Speaker 06

  Cause I don't have acne.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  That's the right answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  Same, doggy. What's your birthday?

• 1:09:19Speaker 06

  November 5th.

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  What year?

• 1:09:22Speaker 06

  Uh, 1991.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  A 90's boy.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Grab your wand dude.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What's the other person's name?

• 1:09:30Speaker 06

  I don't have a specific.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  If known, you don't know, so just say.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Speaker 05

  Women?

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Women.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Women of California.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  Please cast it once.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Let's be more specific.

• 1:09:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, cast it two hours later.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  Cast it again.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  At the card.

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  We gotta double it. Double down dude, you gotta hit dude.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:51Andrew Santino?

  Just came back from Vegas dude, you gotta hit.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, how much does that spell?

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, there's rush shipping and handling, it's a spell.

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  That's what I did for, uh, Bob's.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay, we're confirmed, Bex.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  We're confirmed, yeah.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  So, so Japan as a whole, give it a rating.

• 1:10:06Speaker 06

  Uh, 10 out of 10.

• 1:10:07Andrew Santino?

  10 out of 10?

• 1:10:08Speaker 06

  Yes, yeah.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey, can you do a love spell, can you do a love, I'll pay extra, I swear to god I have the money in the car.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  You owe him like a hundred dollars.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  I just, do another love ex, uh, for me.

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  Oh, a love one for you, yeah.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  But do it for real.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  I am.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Get the same category that he has.

• 1:10:23Speaker 05

  Alright, it was a spoil.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  What else is there, I'm so sorry.

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny that you, I know you really believe it, now I know.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  I do believe it.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  Because the way you just did that, you were very coy.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let me read, hold on. He just went.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  Well no, sit in your fucking seat.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't read.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Do a forever love.

• 1:10:41Speaker 05

  And cast it twice, right?

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Three times.

• 1:10:45Speaker 05

  And Drika does it two hours later again.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, just do it twice then.

• 1:10:48Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  So we both get one.

• 1:10:52Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:53Andrew Santino?

  So you know I'm going, by the way, I'm going to Italy in May, maybe you should come with me to Italy, meet my parents.

• 1:10:59Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  Hang out with me and my wife.

• 1:11:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm hoping to be there when they elect the new pope.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  That'd be great.

• 1:11:04Andrew Santino?

  Wouldn't that be crazy?

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  The Filipino one, I'm strong.

• 1:11:07Andrew Santino?

  You want the Filipino pope?

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think he's, I think he's gonna get it.

• 1:11:10Andrew Santino?

  But wouldn't that be crazy if I'm there when they're smoking out the pope?

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  You know when they puff the shit out the thing?

• 1:11:17Andrew Santino?

  You would know, you Spanish piece of shit.

• 1:11:18Speaker 05

  Cardinal Peter Urdo.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Boo.

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  Seventy-two-year-old. Dude, they elect these guys just so they'll die in a year and a half.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  I know. You know, I saw a funny meme the other day. It was just so funny. Can I show you this meme?

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. How are you feeling in general?

• 1:11:32Speaker 06

  Uh, good.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Life is good?

• 1:11:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. I've just been a little tired from trying to adjust my sleep, but now I feel like I'm pretty much back to normal.

• 1:11:40Andrew Santino?

  From jet lag?

• 1:11:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  How long did you stay in Japan?

• 1:11:44Speaker 06

  Uh, for seven days.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, so you didn't tell me what you did the last couple of days?

• 1:11:47Speaker 06

  Uh, I did the pop. I met up with the pop stars.

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:53Speaker 06

  And then I mostly just walked around more. Uh, and I, and then I got you all a gift as well.

• 1:12:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we got gifts?

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I can't wait.

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  May we see?

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  May we see?

• 1:12:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, I, they're not like...

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  No, it's the, it's what the gift that what counts.

• 1:12:08Speaker 06

  Well, I saw a TikTok.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  What? It's the thought, I mean.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, it's, no, it's actually the gift that counts.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  It's the gift that counts.

• 1:12:15Andrew Santino?

  I agree with that statement. It's the gift that counts.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:19Speaker 06

  I saw a clip where I, that, that you like t-shirts.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 1:12:22Speaker 06

  So I got you some t-shirts.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  A medium?

• 1:12:26Speaker 06

  They're large.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  I mean...

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, let me see. I like that. Give that to me. I can wear that.

• 1:12:33Speaker 06

  You can wear this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Large. And then, I don't, I couldn't find anything specif- like, if you don't like them, you could have this.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  No, what is that?

• 1:12:44Speaker 06

  It's just, well, it's just coins from Japan.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he wants those.

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  Is this for me?

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so where's mine?

• 1:12:55Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you got me two plain shirts from Japan? It has nothing on them. There's no symbol. There's no...

• 1:13:02Speaker 06

  They're from like a, a popular Japanese store.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't fucking matter, dude. You got me two...

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  Do you know where they're from?

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:13:08Andrew Santino?

  Uniqlo. We have those here.

• 1:13:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, we have those here.

• 1:13:13Andrew Santino?

  Different than LA. You know, look up Uniqlo locations. I think there's one in the mall.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  So you got me nothing.

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  Dex, thank you for this. This is very nice. Shop Uniqlo in the USA.

• 1:13:23Speaker 06

  I could get you something else from here.

• 1:13:26Andrew Santino?

  Thank you Dex. This is very thoughtful bud.

• 1:13:29Speaker 06

  You're welcome. But I can get you something else.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's one in Century City Mall. And there's one in the valley. Should we just return these and we can get something else?

• 1:13:37Speaker 06

  I cut the price tag off right before I got here.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  Smart, smart, now we can't return them. Okay, good.

• 1:13:41Speaker 06

  Well, because I thought it would be rude.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:47Speaker 06

  I do have one other shirt from there.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:50Speaker 06

  It's in my car.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't want it.

• 1:13:51Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:13:52Andrew Santino?

  No, what is it? Does it say anything on it?

• 1:13:54Speaker 06

  It has a collar.

• 1:13:58Andrew Santino?

  Honestly dude, go get it.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want it.

• 1:14:00Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I, I need you to have it.

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  It's a large? I can't wear it.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, listen. When you, we send you to the Congo, where will we send you?

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  Spain.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  Whatever. I don't think Spain now. But wherever we send you, get me a specific, a medium shirt, specific to what, the area that you're in.

• 1:14:20Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:14:22Andrew Santino?

  Like go to, go to like a hard rock cafe. Or go to like a Hooters or whatever and get them. Hooters Singapore.

• 1:14:30Speaker 06

  I could order you a Heiho burger.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  I can do that too.

• 1:14:33Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's not what I want. I want the thought that counts.

• 1:14:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  And you didn't think that through at all.

• 1:14:40Andrew Santino?

  What was the thought of this?

• 1:14:41Speaker 06

  The coins?

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go through the, let's go through the coins. Go ahead.

• 1:14:47Andrew Santino?

  This is just what was left over.

• 1:14:50Speaker 06

  I, I actually just couldn't think of something.

• 1:14:54Andrew Santino?

  So you didn't buy any gifts and then you thought, these guys sent me to Japan, I'll just get your change.

• 1:15:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:15:04Speaker 06

  Well, yeah, I don't know if you collect coins.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  We sent you to Japan.

• 1:15:12Speaker 06

  Do you collect coins?

• 1:15:14Andrew Santino?

  No dude, nobody does.

• 1:15:18Speaker 06

  I'll get y'all both different gifts.

• 1:15:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. I don't want another gift.

• 1:15:21Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:22Andrew Santino?

  I want you to give him another gift. You keep giving me change, you keep giving me loose change from wherever you go.

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:29Andrew Santino?

  I'm fine with this.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  Loose change is good for me.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  Give me loose change!

• 1:15:34Speaker 06

  I do have...

• 1:15:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't want them.

• 1:15:36Speaker 06

  I have like a...

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  Cause they're not from him.

• 1:15:37Andrew Santino?

  I think this is very thoughtful to take.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:15:39Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:15:39Andrew Santino?

  I actually appreciate this.

• 1:15:40Speaker 06

  I have a bill, like a 10,000 yen bill, that I was gonna take to the currency exchange, but I could give it to you.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  No, it's okay.

• 1:15:48Andrew Santino?

  How much is that worth?

• 1:15:49Speaker 06

  Seventy dollars.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  No, it's okay. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. But anyway, um, look into the camera and say, "Thank you for being a bad friend."

• 1:15:57Speaker 06

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:16:03Speaker 06

  I just ordered a pizza, and when the delivery driver gets here, one of Japan's biggest pop groups will perform for them. Are you excited? Yes! This is an example of the performance that they'll get. Five, six, seven, eight.

• 1:16:30Speaker 06

  This is gonna be awesome.

• 1:16:40Speaker 06

  We just got the pizza, but the driver said they didn't wanna be in the video.

• 1:16:46Speaker 06

  Why? The driver didn't, I don't think, wanted to be on camera today. But then, if you would like some pizza, you can still have pizza.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:17:07Speaker 03

  Cool. Cool.

• 1:17:31Speaker 03

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