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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:27Bobby Lee?

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• 0:29Andrew Santino?

  H U E L. New customers can use code BADFRIENDS for 15% off plus a free gift.

• 0:34Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:36Speaker 04

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:37Speaker 03

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:43Speaker 04

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:44Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 0:46Speaker 05

  2 million subscribers.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 2 million. Yeah, 2 million, baby. Thank you so much. You know what I mean?

• 0:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh my, did you shoot yourself?

• 0:56Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny. You deserve that.

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  Fucking idiot.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 1:01Speaker 05

  Today, we don't have Carlos because you were so mad at him. We, I, I.

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I just came up with a new nickname with Andrew and I. I'm Little China and he's Big Trouble.

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  Big Trouble Little China? No, you're in big trouble with me.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. You're Big Trouble and I'm the Little China.

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  I asked you for one favor.

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  I asked you for one favor.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  What was yours? I said, I'm at a.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Do my show?

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm at a business dinner. I can't make it there. I'm at a dinner.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I was on a date.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  Timeout. You were on a date. I called the date.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  What's better? Or business?

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  We'll say it together. 1, 2, 3.

• 1:37Speaker 05

  Business.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  It's business. 3, 4 to.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  You can't play this game. Look at him. He looks like an accountant. He's in Accountant Part 3, the new one after this next one. And this guy, he's an incel.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  No, he's an outsell. He's been doing really well lately. He told me in the car right over here. He's doing great.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 1:56Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm mad at you. I called Bobby.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm mad at you more.

• 1:58Andrew Santino?

  Nice try, dude.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Good, good one.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  Nice try.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Look at your face, dude.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  Nice try.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a sad face. You get all red and you know you're.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  In your eyes, dude, you know you're wrong. I just realized he's wrong, dude.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  Did you put all that flair on your hat? Did you place those pins on your hat?

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  No, it came that way.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Loser.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  You look like a truck stop.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  You can call me.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  You loser. You look like a Buc-E's. You look like you got that at a Buc-E's. Did you go down to Austin and get all that gear, you loser?

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I got it shipped here from Austin.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  You know what's really annoying? I wanted to make fun of your shirt and we're in the same color of like diarrhea shirts today.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  This shirt I thought was a different color when I ordered it and it's like poo. It's baby poo. It's like, it's like runny baby poo.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, no, are you on a safari? What is going on, dude?

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Look, look.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  What did I do? I met with a Korean friend. I'm not gonna say who. I met with someone who loves you, who loves us. You couldn't come meet him with me. He was a big fan, he was upset that we couldn't, you weren't there. That's fine, and that's fine. Then I called Bobby, you guys, for your reference. I said, "Bob, all I need is a couple of fun Korean phrases to say to him for the show." He goes, "Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay." I go, "Just text me, just text me three things." And then he goes, "Okay, okay, I will, I will when I stop, when we're driving, when we stop." Okay, fine. Hours, hours, hours. Nothing. Nothing. And he says, "I'm on a date." He's on a date with a girl that I made laugh, by the way. I gave him a layup. He's on a date with a girl, he puts me on speakerphone and I said...

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't, no, wait, wait, I'll tell you what you said. You fuck! You fucker, dude, I know what you said.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  What did I say?

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  So I, he calls me, I pick up, I'm on speakerphone in my car, right? And I, as soon as I pick up, I go to Andrew, I go, "Watch what you say, you know, I'm on a date, right?" And he goes, "How did the surgery go on your nutsack that, that..."

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  Did you get that thing burnt off?

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  Burnt off. And she wasn't laughing like...

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Cracking up.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  She was dying laughing.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  This is how she was laughing, she was like, looking at me like that. Like as if it was true, dude.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  What did you say? "Yeah, I got them burnt off, it's fine."

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was playing along with it and then when we hung up, I had to tell her, "Oh, that was a joke." "Really?"

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  She knows, she knows it was a joke.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  You're trying to sabotage me there, guy!

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  Do you think she's dating a rocket scientist? She knows who she's dating, it's a comic.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I told her I was a rocket scientist.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  A scientist?

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:20Speaker 05

  Do you look the part?

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, so-

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  So I was upset.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  No, so I'm doing, um, a show in the Belly Room, okay? Tickets were bad.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  It sold out. It sold out. I looked online. It sold out.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  You're a liar. Do you want me to call the store right now? I know it sold out.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  You know why it sold out?

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Why did it sell out?

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Cause I put your name on the flyer.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you didn't. First of all, first of all, my ni-

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Let's stop.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  My name wasn't on the flyer because I looked at the website A and B. It already sold out. You're a liar. Dude, you're lying.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a liar!

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Don't lie to our fans.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm not lying to anybody.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  We got 2 million subscribers and you're lying.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  All right, congratulations to us.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  To us. Thank you for 2 million subscribers. Jesus, dude.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Let me say-

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  How many more of those do you have?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Don't do another one. It scared the shit out of me. I had non flashbacks.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  Charlie, down, down. Down, down, down.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stop that.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Help, help.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I'm struggling to sell out the Belly Room.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  This is so not true. It was sold out. McConaughey and I looked online. It was sold out.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  After I put his name on a flyer.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is!

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  Here's how I know you're lying. We were-

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Andreas!

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't know.

• 5:30Speaker 05

  Bob is right.

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  Are you out of your mind right now?

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Are you literally out of your mind right now?

• 5:36Speaker 05

  He's having trouble selling the Belly Room.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  So I was like, you know, who do I, I need a favor.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna piss me off so hard.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Can I have my point of view?

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  It's, but it's-

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  In court, I get my time on the stand.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  But you have to swear on the bible. This is a lie.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll swear on-

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Swear on the kitty.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  The kitty, okay? All right, so I swear.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  I swear to god.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  So, so I get, I get this Belly Room show. It's a new joke night and I'm like, we put it on the market and it's slow. You know, because of the economy and whatnot. And it's also, you know, my name doesn't have the kind of value it does.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  This is so annoying. It's like-

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't care. I get my time in court.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Your honor, objection.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  I get my time in court. Do I not?

• 6:18Speaker 05

  He does.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  You're in contempt.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  So then I'm like, I might have to use some of my friends. So I call Whitney Cummings. And guess what? Twice Whitney showed up for me. Tim Dillon showed up for me last week. Okay? And I was sure that my best friend.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? When you think about friend, right? You think about a man, right? Your best friend, a man that's a ride or die. Right? That no matter what's going on, he's gonna be there for me.

• 6:47Speaker 05

  Totally.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  And that's what the definition of friendship, it's a love, it's a brotherhood, right? If we were in the army, another Vietnam reference, okay? Right? I would need his back in a warlike situation.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  You would hide behind me.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what? You're right. When I wasn't selling tickets, I hid behind you because I needed you.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then once I put Andrew's name on the flyer, right? Oh! That's the tickets going up.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  Do you guys smell this? Do you smell that? Do you seriously smell that?

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  It seriously smells like gas. You gaslighting piece of shit.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  That's a good joke.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  You're such a piece of shit.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done with my...

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Your honor...

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  You're done!

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done!

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  You're done!

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  Right, so then as soon as I put his name on the flyer, right? Right, right? And so now I'm at the show, right? And I'm calling Andrew.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  Driving me nuts.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Osha Kasher, Nick Thune showed up for me. You know, I don't even know Nick that well, showed up for me. And then all of a sudden, I go, just get here from 8:30 to 9:00. I did text you that.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  And what did I say?

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm at a business dinner, I can't make... I'll show it.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  I'll show it too, right here.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  I'll show it.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  Now, I'm gonna... Let me show it first.

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  I'll show it.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  All right, so Andrew Santino.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  Bobby Lee.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  All right. All right, so Andrew.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  What time is it? I have a dinner, 8:30 to 9:00. And then what did I say? I'm not able to head over after dinner. I was out of...

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  Trying to secure some stuff for us.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Stop, because you know what? It's so funny what you're doing, right?

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Read it.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, I am gonna read it. It does say that, but can I say this? You go, "What time is it? I'm at dinner." That's at 6:50.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  7 o'clock, the dinner was a 7:30 dinner.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, stop, okay? Then I say, "At 6:50, immediately, just can't hear from 8:30 to 9:00." Then you text me at 10:30. After the show's over.

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, I couldn't come.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  After the show's over! So the whole time, I'm like, going out to the lot, it's like, I don't see Andrew's car. "Hey, guys, is Andrew here?" "No, no show, right?" I'm running around like a fucking animal, dude, right? And I'm going, "He's not here." And then at 10:30, when the show's over, then you text me, and that's the truth, right here. You can read it right here. Truth. So, "Your Honor, I rest my case."

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  I have a surprise for you.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  And then the next day, you call me and go, "Hey, can you... Do something racist for my Korean buddy I'm doing an interview for?"

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Racist? I just wanted some Korean langu- I wanted some words in Korean.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  No, Your Honor, I don't want to do something racist against another Korean person.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  No, I wanted words to help me understand.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Is somebody in there? That's shit.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Is somebody in there? That's shit.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  Is someone in the cake?

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, somebody's peeing in there, or something's in there. You know what it is? It's fucking Carlos.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Right? Carlos isn't here, right? And he's in here, and I'm gonna say this right now, dude. If Carlos pops out of there, I will literally get up and leave the podcast. Right? I don't want anyone to get out of there until we're done with this podcast. Right? So, an hour later, that better not open into the end.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Who's in there?

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't care who's in there.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  What if it's someone that you love?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  But it's not.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  What if it's someone you love?

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  It's Carlos, cuz he's not there. You think I'm dumb? And let me say something about last week, about the fucking Trump letter, okay? All right? And I was on therapy today, and he- I swear to God, on my mother's life, if something pops out of there, until we say, "Thank you for being a fat friend", I will fucking leave. I don't give a fuck.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  So whoever's in there, I hope you took a piss, and I took a shit, cuz you're gonna stay there for the next hour.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  All right? And so that's the fact.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Whoever's listening, I know if you're a girl, beautiful girl, whatever, a stripper, whatever.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  What if it is a beautiful girl?

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll forgive it. But if it's Carlos Herrera, right? I will fucking leave.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  Come on out, beautiful girl.

• 10:42Speaker 04

  Bob, why are you mad?

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Go get him, go get him, Mr. Cake.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  You stayed in there for the whole hour. Bro, I just, you don't even listen to me. That was the rule.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Go! That's good. Go get him. Go, go, go. Go out there with him.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  I'll see you later.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  And I did it to be funny.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  We're friends.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Just go for today.

• 11:23Speaker 04

  This is, no, that's crazy, bro.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 11:27Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, can you back me up for once?

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Look, first of all, I back you up on a constant basis.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  I've never not had your back.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  Hash this out with him. Tell him why you're really upset.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why I'm really upset.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Clearly, he's really upset.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna, I, cuz I went to therapy today.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  It's not about the cake, is it?

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  No, it's deeper than that.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  What, tell me what it is.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  So I'll tell you what it is. When I was in 8th grade, okay, I bought parachute pants.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  MC Hammer pants.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Cuz I was breakdancing.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Alright, and there was a group, Major Tomo or something, I don't know what they were called, you know what I mean? But they were like the breakdancing group of my middle.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  That was the crew.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Crew, and they were like, and they'd heard that I wanted to be a part of it.

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  So they go, hey, show up to this warehouse, cuz there was an industrial zone in Poway, right? You know what I mean? So my mom dropped me off there, and I went there, and they weren't there. And I walked home crying, okay? And then, a couple of months later, the same crew goes, yo, we're so sorry about that. Go to Tommy Huddleson's, Tom, I forgot his last name, but, um, party tonight, it was a Friday. And I showed up, there was no party, and it wasn't even his address.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  It's not funny at all.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I don't know. Fucking horrible. Right, and then I cried again. Yeah, I, I mean.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, stop it.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Bob, I know it.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Stop, sit down, stop, stop laughing.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude. What are you doing, dude?

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Let's talk.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Honestly, dude.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Can I say one thing as a friend?

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  It's what I'm saying is that.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  I understand the pain.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  But you const- you guys constantly do it.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  Who's you guys? I'm not, why am I including this?

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  You were a part of the water gig.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  Was I a part of the cake at all? I, I wasn't a part of the cake.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  He was part of the water gig, he was a part of the fucking Trump letter.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Was I a part of the water gig? That was fancy to do that.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  And at the end of the day, I look like a fool, is that good? I'm a fool!

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  Stop.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm a fool!

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  But can we be honest?

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm the blind leading my son in the blind.

• 13:22Speaker 04

  I think this is all a you issue. And I'm glad you went to therapy, cuz I think you have very real issues about people not respecting you when you think me and McCon don't respect you, when in fact, we do. And we're just trying to be funny and make you laugh.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't make me laugh.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  Gonna make 2 million people laugh.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I swear to, I swear to fucking god, dude. I swear to fucking god, dude, what are you doing? You wanna go to blows? You wanna go to the blows with me?

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's it, Bad Friends Boxing, that's it.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  No, he'll beat me because he's younger and more athletic.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't give him that.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so now.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  About the thing about them tricking you, I don't like that. That makes me.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  You're the mastermind, oh my god! You're the wizard behind the curtain, what are you talking about, dude?

• 14:15Speaker 04

  No, it's not true.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you, guy! Andreas, fuck you, dude! Listen, you're the wizard behind the fucking thing, right? I'm a co-host, you don't get pranked, ever.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Prank me.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to because that's not my style.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, that's your style.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  What, how, I had nothing to do with this. And by the way, him out of the cake wasn't a prank, I didn't have anything to do. By the way, who told me, well, okay, let's come clean. When did I learn about the cake?

• 14:40Speaker 04

  That's true, okay.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  I had nothing to do with it!

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  How am I getting roped into this?

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Cuz you texted him to pop out of the fucking.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Because I knew he was in it.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  That's how I know. You think I'm blind?

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Time out.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  You think that I'm like, you, when he was, when he was in there, you texted him, pop out.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  When I directly said, "Don't put, don't do it right." So who's the-

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  He can't breathe in there.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Who's the wizard, dude? You're the wizard, dude.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  What do you want?

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  You're full of lies.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  You want him to sit in the cake for the whole show?

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  That's not a good show.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  That's not a good show.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, it is.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  No, it's bad.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny to think that he's gonna be stuck there for a whole hour.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't care.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Miserable.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  He was, he was sitting there just fine. I said, "Come out, you need to come out."

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So don't tell me that you had nothing to do with it.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  I had no, I literally, he built it and I learned about it today.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  How'd you know he was in there?

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Because I'm not a fucking idiot. There was three people in the booth every-

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  There were times that he's not here.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  When?

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  He's, have there not been times that you haven't been-

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  When I know he's back in Texas and you do too.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, so in my mind, I was like, "I don't know his schedule, so he's not here."

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you fucking do.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  I saw the thing wiggle and I go, "He's in there, right?" And in my mind, he's the last guy I wanna see right now.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  How would you not know what his schedule is? We talk every day.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, what I was thinking is, is that, you know what, I'm gonna punish him by-

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  It didn't, it wasn't gonna, trust me, it was, this is more punishment.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  And then you texted him like the wizard that you are, dude.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Come out.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you're like, "Come out," which means to tell me, there's something about it. And anyone listening, the fans, right? You know that I speak the truth. This goes back to the fucking, him not showing up to my show. It's all linked together, you know? Now I have to say something, right now, that I'm gonna come clean.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I lied about those stories.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  How about the break dancing?

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and Tommy Huddle, I don't know, I don't-

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I knew those were lies.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean, cuz, you know what I mean?

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  You can't dance?

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm a dancer, dude.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  You cannot dance.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Watch me.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  Get up and do it.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  I'll, I'll dance out of here.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Fucking do it.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because if I dance out of here, right, you're gonna call me and go, "Come back."

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, we need to finish the 2 million-

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Don't ask me to dance out of here, cuz I will.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  You know what, dude? Don't, don't threaten me. Don't fucking threaten me.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  See what I mean?

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  Two million subs. Two million subs.

• 17:08Speaker 05

  No, in there.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 17:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  Two million subs.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  We're not at singing, we're not, we had to respond.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  Two million subs. Two million subs.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Two million subs.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  We appreciate every single one of you.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Watch it, it's constantly. Two million subs. Watch it constantly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn it off now.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Turn it off now. We did it, alright? So, um...

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's jazz, that was jazz?

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  I love jazz. So where are we at now? Now, okay, so, um, you know, um...

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  Sorry I couldn't make it to the show, I was trying to secure something for us.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's good. And I'm sorry that I didn't, um, call you back with those names because I, um...

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  You were on a date.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  I was on a date.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  But it bothered me because it made me realize, it made me realize... It made me realize that girl was more important than me, even though I've known you for almost 20 years.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, having dinner with your friend Charlie Day.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  That wasn't, that's, first of all, you're making stuff up, I wasn't...

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  And Scott, Jason Bateman and all your friends at a fancy Hollywood dinner.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  This is you, this is you trying to grab onto something.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what happened.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  This was, I was trying to secure something for us, business.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Is it plausible?

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and I would like a little backup. Is it plausible?

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  You can't say "I'd like backup."

• 18:19Speaker 05

  You got it.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  No, is it plausible? Is it plausible that he would be having dinner with either Charlie Day or Jason Bateman?

• 18:26Speaker 05

  Totally.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Andreas, dude, we're gonna do that show together.

• 18:30Andrew Santino?

  It's plausible unless he said he wasn't. That's right, and I said I'm at a business dinner. That's not a business dinner.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  You're an extension of his dick.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  You always have been, and that's why I betray you.

• 18:39Speaker 05

  The hairy part.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're so glued to him, and you're such, crawled so deep into his ass...

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  This is him.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  You can't even see.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Holding on to my cock.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's bad. Yeah, alright, you're a fool.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  A business dinner, where I'm trying to secure a deal for us, which I wrote in the text, I'm trying to close something for us.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  Yet another thing I'm doing for this show.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear, oh, you wanna hear we go, let's hear we go. Let's hear we go. The game show, the animated show. Let's fucking, here we go, pal.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What about my resilience?

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  What is that even, what?

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  You know what's so funny?

• 19:12Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Resilience doesn't count anymore. Have you noticed that in our society? You know what I mean? Dynamic, dynamic personalities. You know?

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  Laziness.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Being authentic.

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  Being lazy.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Being authentic.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  Being lazy.

• 19:23Speaker 04

  Charismatic.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Charismatic, right?

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  You come from a time of do less, get more. It's over now, pal.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  Do nothing and get more.

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  You do nothing. That's actually right. You're right.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  That's where I come from. You know what I mean? And I've risen. Because that's the truth.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you know what? You're welcome.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  No, you're welcome.

• 19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're welcome.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  No, you're fucking welcome.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  You're very lucky to have me.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  You're very lucky to have me.

• 19:44Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I've said that out loud so many times. You can clip it. I've said it on all these other podcasts that I'm so lucky that Andrew asked me to do this podcast. I adore him.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  I've said the same thing.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  But I haven't seen one thing that you've said that about me.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  He knows that's not true.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  Bring up the interview with Dan LeVitard.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Bring McConaughey into it. Yeah, you seen it? All right?

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  No, I said bring up.

• 20:01Bobby Lee?

  You see it when you're so close up on his fucking ass.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Bring that, bring that. I can show you so many with the episode of Theo.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Let's not do that.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's move on.

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  Because I'll prove you wrong.

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  And the fans know that. The 2 million subscribers, thank you so much. And the fans know.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, guys. And this is just a little road in the bump of the road. But let me see.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  It's a little road in the bump.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  So let's resolve it, okay? So, um.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  I had nothing to do with it.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  You want to get mad at someone? You haven't even yelled at fucking him once. I'm getting all this bullshit.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm never gonna talk to him again.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It'll take a while.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  It's insane, though.

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  Then block his number and delete it right now.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 20:35Speaker 04

  It's gonna fuck up the show a little bit.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  It will fuck up the show.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  You want me to?

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, then I won't.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, then don't say you're not gonna talk to him again. Because, yes, you are.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in like sporadic, like, what, like when I called you today?

• 20:46Speaker 04

  Oh, what time are we starting tonight?

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  And then what'd you say?

• 20:49Speaker 04

  Seven.

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  And I just hung right up, huh?

• 20:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, I knew it was a power move.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, that's interesting.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  A power move.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  A power move.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  So you're doing power move.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  When is the last time I did a power move?

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  You just almost walked out on the show. Goldbelly.

• 21:04Bobby Lee?

  Look, I have Goldbelly on my phone. Do you know why? During COVID, it was the only way I lived.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  It's how you lived, yeah.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, I got pies from South Carolina, I got pizzas from Chicago, I got cakes from New York. I got the best food from all over the country through Goldbelly. It's the best. Have you heard of it, Andrew?

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  I know it very well. I love Goldbelly. It's this amazing site that we order from. You get the most iconic famous foods from restaurants all across the US.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  Donuts!

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  And they ship it to your door for free.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Robin!

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  For free. I love getting Chicago deep dish, Lou Malnati's, and I have it in my refrigerator. Anytime someone comes over and I say, "You wanna watch football game and cook a little deep dish?" I go, "How'd you get that deep dish?"

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  And y'all.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Goldbelly.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  And y'all, man. I like barbecue, man. They ship the legendary Franklin's barbecue straight from Texas to your door.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  And sometimes if I'm missing my home of Miami, I'm in Miami. I get stone crab from Yo's, from Yo's in Miami, baby. It's a dish from a one of a kind restaurant or meals from world famous chefs like Ina Garten, Daniel Blard, or Jose Andres. Goldbelly has you covered.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  So if you're looking for that perfect gift or want to impress your friends and family with an epic meal, next time you host, go to goldbelly.com and get free shipping and 20% off your first order with promo code BADFRIENDS.

• 22:22Andrew Santino?

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• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boy. I had a lot of trauma growing up and you know how I fixed it? And I'm working on it through therapy and no one does it better than Talkspace, y'all.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be challenging in this new world to find and meet a therapist that's the right fit for you. And I gotta tell you, it is kind of a pain. It's not easy. You gotta get recommendations. It's hard. With Talkspace, they make it affordable. You can search for in-network that are with most of your insurance providers. And most insured members have a $0 copay. And as two people that take therapy seriously, I think it's important for people to get stuff off of their chest, off of their mind, and out into the world.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Also, Talkspace is the number one company that does this.

• 23:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? They're the leading virtual therapy provider, makes Getting the help you need easy, accessible, and affordable. Talkspace Therapy and Psychiatry are covered by many insurance plans and employers. Most insured members have a $0 copay.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  You can easily sign up online, get paired with a licensed provider that's the right fit for your needs, typically within 48 hours. You can also switch providers at no extra cost. Talkspace makes getting help convenient because you can take your appointments from the comfort of your own home, car, shower, backyard, neighbor's house, wherever you want. As a listener of the podcast, you're gonna get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter the promo code

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Space80.

• 23:48Andrew Santino?

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• 23:52Bobby Lee?

  Space80.

• 23:53Andrew Santino?

  To get $80 off your first month and show your support for the show. That's talkspace.com/badfriends. Promo code is

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Space80. BlueChew. I'm 53, okay, sometimes my ding dong don't work.

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  And how do you activate your ding dong?

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Activate with the best thing out there, which is BlueChew. I have it, you know Carlos, I use it, right? And I tell you about my experiences.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I always take one.

• 24:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, me too, and it works so good.

• 24:19Andrew Santino?

  One for you, one for me.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one for me, yeah.

• 24:21Andrew Santino?

  One for you, one for me.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I take it and I'm, y'all listen to me right now, okay? It totally works, right? Have better sex with BlueChew. BlueChew is the original brand offering chewable tablets for better sex. And start now. BlueChew is offering a combo so strong, it'll knock your socks up and your neighbor's socks up. You'll have to move towns with the amount of noise you'll be making.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

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• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information. And we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. But another time.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  Showing off in front of the girl that you're dating and not just texting me three Korean words that I asked for. Power move.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you another one.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  I have so many too.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  Lying to our fans about putting me on the fucking flyer when it was already sold out. Power move. I'll give you more. I got so, dude, I have so many lined up.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Let me address that. Can I address that?

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  In the middle of the, in the middle of the recording of the animated movie that we're doing, you literally said, "I'm done, no more."

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:33Andrew Santino?

  Power move.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was a power move.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  I got a couple.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I...

• 25:36Andrew Santino?

  You're right. Throwing your keys at the valet at the... Uh, in the store. Throwing your car keys at the kid.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  What's his name? Ramsey? You threw your keys at him. I watched you do it.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  He's my opener.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  You don't throw... You can't throw your keys at-

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  You can do whatever. I spit on his back. You can do whatever you want. Yeah, you can.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  You spit on his back when you're loving him.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:56Andrew Santino?

  You weren't loving him.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  So let me say something about the show. I did lie a little bit.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  The show was sold out.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  Of course it was.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  And I added your name late.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  You don't need anybody's help. You're a shooting star.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Being still... I was still excited that you were gonna be there.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry I had to finish dinner.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  And I'm sorry that I was, you know, in the midst of a romantic date and I forgot about your fucking call.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  But that's what scares me. You're gonna fall in love and forget about me.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  That's when I talked to my therapist.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  You fell in love years ago, guy.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  I lost you years ago.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  That is beyond untrue.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's ridiculous. You wanna get into it? Let's get into it, dude.

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  Let's get into it.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. She took you away from me.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  She did. And I'm so glad it's out.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  That's so stupid.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  And when I look at her, there's a deep resentment. I do love her.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  But you know, the truth is... I think you really do like this girl that you're seeing. And you're a little scared and nervous and you're vulnerable and you seem a little on edge.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm already friendzoned.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  So you take it out on us?

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  You...

• 26:57Speaker 04

  But that's what you're doing.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  No. What you fucking did, dude. The water. Right? The donut. Right? The fucking Trump letter. I've had enough.

• 27:05Speaker 04

  Angry grandma.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? Angry grandma. I mean, you could even rattle up more. There's so many different things-

• 27:11Speaker 04

  Borderlands reviews?

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  Borderlands reviews.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. Borderlands reviews, alright? How many can I take from you? Right? You don't ever prank him.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  Wait, but time out. Do you hear what you're... You hear what you're saying?

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  It's all Carlos.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  So why are you taking it out on us? I don't get it.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Cause you, cause when you came in here, you're like, I have a gripe with you.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  About the fucking, the golf thing.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  That hurt my feelings.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it hurt my feelings that you didn't show me, and that's why.

• 27:36Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  The reason why I didn't give you the thing.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  You didn't give me the thing because you just, you didn't care, cause you were with that girl and you didn't give a shit.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  You didn't care about my show.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Can we just end it there?

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Why can't we just be even? You always got that leg up.

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  Because it's true.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  That's how Wham! broke up.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Let, okay.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  George Michael said to the other guy, I don't know the other guy's name, it was like, yeah, man, you know what I mean?

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  George Michael said, I'm George Michael, I gotta go.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what you're gonna do.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  And that's what you just tried to pull. You tried to George Michael me. No, you just tried to George Michael.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  You're Paul Simon, I'm Art Funko Funko.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, let me tell you something.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you who I really am.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go, this, watch this.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  You know who I am? I'm shifty.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Who are you?

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm shifty Shellshock.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm crazy town.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  You're my butterfly sugar baby. And if you don't fucking stop messing around, you're gonna lose me.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not messing around, I was, you know, this is how relationships.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  You're my butterfly.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Don't call me that, dude.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Baby.

• 28:24Bobby Lee?

  Don't call me that.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Come, my lady, come, come, my lady.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't call me that, man. But anyway.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  He died?

• 28:30Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit, I didn't mean, I had no idea he died.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  And he's a friend of mine, I thought it was rude, what you just said.

• 28:35Speaker 04

  Still?

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  Did he really die? That's not fake?

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, shifty shit shit.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know he died, you've never heard of this guy?

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:42Speaker 04

  No, he would have, NA legend.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  This guy's an NA legend?

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  How did he die?

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Probably narcotics.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Relapse.

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not cool, that's not, that's not funny.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Like somebody we know in here.

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  I really didn't, who, Carlos?

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, yeah.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  What's been going on, Loz?

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  See, his, his, you know how he's very sensitive? And he just, like, out of there, he just was like, so defensive, right?

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  It's drug behavior, it's.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  That's drug behavior.

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:08Speaker 04

  Oh, this is such a manipulation right now.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  See, even what he just said there, dude?

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  That's part of it.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  That is? Well, he knows the signs, so go on, tell me more, what else is it?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, are you on drugs?

• 29:24Speaker 04

  Marijuana only. And Xanax and Lexi.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  You get psychosis with some of that.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Wait, Xanax and Lexapro?

• 29:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  And weed?

• 29:30Speaker 04

  And weed, yeah.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  So now?

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Do you not, why, why Zanny?

• 29:34Speaker 04

  Uh, just to chill.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Lexapro is depressive, right, that's a, that's a.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  Xanax like calms your heart rate down, like it relaxes you.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, common sign, common warning signs of relapse include glamorizing past drug and alcohol use.

• 29:44Speaker 04

  Bobby does that.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  False sense of control.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, what?

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Don't you glamorize, like, the past?

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm shameful of it.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Not engaging in sober fun.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm always, I'm Mr. A A convention guy. I'm on the dance floor.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Sudden changes in behavior.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm straightforward.

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  I think what happened today was a little sudden.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't. It's, it's, it tracks well with who I am, though.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  It does track very well.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not sudden.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  Hanging around old people in places associated with past use.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, him, Carlos.

• 30:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's bad for both of you guys.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Bad for both of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  What can we do to get you off weed?

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  He's not gonna ever get off.

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  Do you need it?

• 30:19Speaker 04

  Get me on other drug?

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  No, no, Carlos.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  You don't need weed.

• 30:25Speaker 04

  But I, I think I do.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  You do? Every day?

• 30:28Speaker 04

  Every day, yeah. I need something.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  You're back every, all day now?

• 30:32Speaker 04

  Just in like when I wake up and then like at three and then at six and then at nine and then at midnight.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  So when you wake up?

• 30:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  After you eat, high again, high at lunch, high at dinner, high for here. Are you high now?

• 30:44Speaker 04

  No, because on shoot days, I stop around three.

• 30:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, but just those five times.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  Because I don't want to smell in front of Andrew. Or you?

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't care about if you smell like weed. I don't, I'd rather you try to not get high for a while.

• 30:59Speaker 04

  I mean, I just think that some of these warning signs are of Bobby and that could be like a new, a new thing for therapy next week.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  See what he's doing?

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  It's smart. It's working like a charm.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  You see what he's doing, though?

• 31:12Speaker 04

  Talks about the past constantly, has a false sense of control over his life, hangs out at the Comedy Store even though it's been 40 years, changes behavior constantly, isolates all the time, never goes to meetings, doesn't do sober fun.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  I went to a meeting Monday. What are you talking about?

• 31:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, but that's not a lot, just one a week and doubting the recovery.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  How many times are you going a week?

• 31:33Speaker 04

  I'm like one a year.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay, dude.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  One a year.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  See what he's doing?

• 31:39Andrew Santino?

  I see exactly what he's doing. Yeah.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  He's combative.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's, he's, what he's doing is trying to pit, he's trying to pit you against him.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  If I'm the owner at Home Depot.

• 31:49Speaker 04

  Oh, here we go.

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. That doesn't seem likely. Give me, give me somewhere else.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm at, I'm the owner of Ichiban Japanese restaurant.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  I see it now.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. And we have a new waiter.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  Who is it?

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Carlos.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm the owner. I own a chain of them.

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Right. And he starts pranking pranks on me.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's pranking the owner?

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, pranking the owner.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Like what? He's, he's, you know, he's?

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  The owner's gonna have enough.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  He's putting his balls on the walk.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Yeah, yeah, I'll cut, yeah.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  He's goofing.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the stir-fried noodles, he puts his butt hairs.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Which is something that he would do, you know what I mean?

• 32:21Speaker 04

  It's good for morale. The owner's wife would think.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  No one wants come on their tofu. Right? That's you.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Tofu is pretty bland.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  That is true.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  It does help.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you keep that. I like the come on the tofu, but I would. No more hair in the fucking stir fry. Alright, they contend, they complain all the time. Right? But it's like, would you prank him? The owner of a chain.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  We've been having this conversation for years, Bob.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  See, look at that.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  But what am I the owner of a chain of?

• 32:51Speaker 04

  Would you print Jeff Bezos?

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  What's my chain? You're an Ichiban sushi, what's mine?

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  An Irish pub.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's not, yeah, he's not pranking me at the Irish pub.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  He's not even, he can't, I wouldn't get a job there.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  You hire who you love and they betray you.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just don't think that in a situation of any boss, you know what I mean, employee situation.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  The employee would talk to the boss or do things like that. But he thinks, but he thinks, in this environment, I guess, if we weren't doing this, we'd be friends. But this is like more of a business.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  I get it, yeah.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 33:23Speaker 04

  There's an example, though.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Give me an example.

• 33:25Speaker 04

  One day you walked off the set and told, and said, "I couldn't be here, but I'm right here."

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Today.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  That is true.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  That happened today, right?

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  That happened literally today.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's, it doesn't feel like I'm the boss.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Let me change gears.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  Because this is gonna make you mad. This made me mad. We're gonna be, we're gonna.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  And has this to do with me?

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then go ahead.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna hurt your feelings like it hurt mine. It's actually gonna piss you off because it pissed me off.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  But has that anything to do with bad friends or our comedy?

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's go.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  So I'm sitting down there, I had to fly to Vegas yesterday, I'm just having lunch. This guy's rapping and chatting with me, nice guy, very nice. Somehow, some way, he gets into the, we're chatting, "What do you do?" da-da-da, and I'm kinda throwing everything away because I just want to eat lunch. And then he goes, "Is this thing that you're shooting, is this like a comedy thing?" I said, "Not really, it's kind of an interview show, you know." He goes, "Oh, yeah, you like comedy?"

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  So far, it's good. Let me, can I judge your story from now, from here?

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Right? Bueno story.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Bueno.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's positive.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  You like comedy?

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Cause he now knows who you are.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, he doesn't.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's what it sounds like right now.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm saying he doesn't know me, cause he goes, "Do you like comedy stuff?" And I was like, "Uh, yeah."

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Now you get it.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  I know now.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  And so I'm kinda being passive, "Yeah, no, no, yeah, I like, I like..." And then the bartender chimes in, "Oh yeah, oh yeah, have you seen, have you seen Kill Tony?" Says to the guy, "Oh dude, have you, you know about that? You ever seen that show?" Yup. Have, I have.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  Are you trying to ruin my 200th fucking?

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  Get ready, this one's, this one's gonna hurt way harder.

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  It's not even done?

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  The guy goes, "I love comedy. You ever run into, uh, cause I said, I live in Los Angeles." "You ever run into Joe Rogan out there?" I said, "You know, yeah, I, I, yeah, yeah, yeah."

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he lives in Austin, I think now.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to, we're closing the door. I've tried, I've done it four times. I just wanna eat my chicken wrap.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Then finally he goes, "Uh, yeah, we go to a lot of shows." And the girl goes, "I do too. I just saw Adam Ray."

• 35:35Speaker 05

  He doesn't have 2 million subscribers.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  Yo, the bartender and the guy are both like, "I love Adam Ray." And Adam, our buddy, he's killing it!

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you another story, I wasn't gonna bring this up, but this happened last night. This is real, dude.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  I do a show.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  We love you, Adam, we're kidding, I'm joking around. I love you.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Right now, we don't.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  No, I love.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you know you don't.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  I love him so much.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  It's a war.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a war with us, Adam.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm gonna tell you another thing. Last night, you know, I'm the guy on the list. Sometimes you're the guy.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're always the guy.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? Do well, right? And then I get a text, "Hey man, you there at the store?" I go, "Yeah."

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  Ron White?

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Fuck yeah, I'm on my way.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Theo.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Theo.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  Your buddy.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  He shows up, not even on the lineup. A group of girls in the hallway, they had already seen me perform.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  Loved it.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  They didn't say anything.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they loved it.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? They see Theo, and they go, "Can we get a photo with you?" I'm standing right next to Theo. So they all group up, right? And then one of the girls saw that I was sad. Say, say the line, you know what I mean, "Can we get a photo, throw a photo with you, Theo?"

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  "Oh Theo, can we get a photo with you?"

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Sir, would you take our picture with Theo?

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  That's what it was about to happen.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  But one of the girls goes, "You can be in a two."

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  No! No, no, no, don't, don't.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  I've had enough.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  Nobody likes us anymore. We're old news, babe.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude.

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  We're old news.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  It's over.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  We should do Falling Down Part Two.

• 37:14Andrew Santino?

  Can we make you happy?

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  At this point, I don't think so.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  I bet we can.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  You're going to the White House.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Carlos.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, stop! Stop!

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  No, Bob.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  I bet we can make you happy.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  I bet you not, and if what you're about to do doesn't make me happy, I'm gonna be even more mad.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  Let's play the video from our boy.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. Already, I'm not happy.

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  The sweetest prince on earth.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:43Speaker 06

  Hey guys, I've been in Tokyo for less than 24 hours and it's been awesome. I don't feel sick at all or anything yet. And I saw some four-leaf clovers on a building that made me think of Andrew. And then I saw a guy on a poster that made me think of Bobby. So thanks very much for sending me here.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  That's you!

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  That's you in the corner.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 38:10Speaker 06

  Stay two and I don't feel sick at all.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  He's having a blast.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  He went there alone.

• 38:16Speaker 06

  I'm trying to think of some kind of gift to get for Bobby and Andrew, just as a way of saying thank you. So I've just been on the lookout for that. I saw like, um, a place that was selling bars of gold yesterday. And you get a really little one for like $35. So I was thinking maybe something like that, but I don't know if that's... If they would rather have that or just the money.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  The coolest museum.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  He loves trains.

• 38:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, say that.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  Loves.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 38:52Speaker 06

  Airbnb is across the street from a tattoo parlor and it gave me the idea that maybe a good way of saying thank you and expressing my gratitude would be to get a tattoo that says thank you or says bad friends or something, but I just don't have any tattoos and don't want any, so I don't know if I'll do that. Carlos asked me to buy some women's underwear from a vending machine, so I'm gonna try to find a vending machine like that before I leave.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  Are those used?

• 39:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  They are, so they're used women's underwear and they sell them in vending machines?

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  They don't wash them.

• 39:23Speaker 04

  No, his adventure getting them is right here.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay, let's see.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  And you smell them?

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  What do you do when you get them?

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Smell, put in your mouth.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God. Rocket Money!

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I love Rocket Money, do you know why?

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  I love saving money.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  You know how many subscriptions I used to have?

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  It's embarrassing.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  It's embarrassing. Three video games, a meditative one, then some of these I don't even use anymore.

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  One time you were paying for like 13 game apps or something.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying, and it bleeds money, right? So what does Rocket Money do for you?

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  I spent, I save hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars every year because of Rocket Money.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because you were blowing it, man, you were just signing up for stuff and let them negotiate the bills for you, by the way. They scan your bills to find opportunities to save. You can ask them, negotiate for me, they'll deal with customer service, so you don't have to.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  It's easy, Rocket Money has a dashboard that gives you a clear view of your expenses across all of your accounts.

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  It's so easy. Easy create a personalized budget with custom categories to help keep you spending on track. See your monthly spending trends in each category to know exactly where your money is going.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Rocket Money has over 5 million users, has saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features. So cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Download the Rocket Money app and enter our show name, Bad Friends, in the survey so they know we sent you.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Don't wait, download the Rocket Money app today and tell them you heard about it from our show, Bad Friends.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Shopify! Andrew, nobody does selling better than who?

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Of course, home of the number one checkout on the planet earth.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  That's right. And the not so secret secret was Shop Pay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less carts going abandoned.

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  How much?

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  50%.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Holy moly.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  Way less carts are gonna go abandoned, Bob, and way more sales are going where? Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yay! So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell whatever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between.

• 41:30Andrew Santino?

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• 41:36Bobby Lee?

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• 41:37Andrew Santino?

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• 41:45Bobby Lee?

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• 42:00Andrew Santino?

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• 42:33Speaker 06

  Carlos asked me to buy some women's underwear from a vending machine, so I'm gonna try to find a vending machine like that before I leave. I found the vending machine Carlos is looking for, but it's really hard to do it.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  Used. It does say used.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  It says used.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Dude, look at what he did for you, Carlos.

• 42:52Speaker 06

  I know, it's so awesome.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  How much are they?

• 42:58Speaker 06

  Like, four Japanese quarters.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  Four Japanese quarters. Oh, and they come in like a toy ball?

• 43:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow. That's incredible.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  Is this just a grocery store?

• 43:08Speaker 06

  I got it and I put it.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  He wants it far away from him.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  So great.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  It's got air holes on it so you can smell it.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  How long was he out there for?

• 43:20Speaker 04

  He's still out there.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  No, we didn't buy him a return.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  How's he gonna get back?

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  That's not on us to figure out.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  We put up the Airbnb, no?

• 43:30Andrew Santino?

  We gave him a one-way ticket.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  No Airbnb, he paid for that.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  We gave him a one-way ticket to Japan.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  How's he gonna get back?

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  I don't know bud, I'm sure he'll some-

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  We should get him back.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  Do we wanna get him back, you guys, or?

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so, but...

• 43:43Andrew Santino?

  Leave him there for a while.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we'll leave him there.

• 43:44Andrew Santino?

  We'll just leave him, but he'll be fine.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he'll be fine out there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  He texts me every morning, he seems happy.

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  I think he's loving every second of it.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  I got these chocolate chip cookies, by the way, if you want some.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  By the way, can I... Can this be a segment of the show where we literally just send him around the world for the next like couple of years?

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  I just want, literally, let's fly him from Japan-

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  Next one, Yemen, Yemen.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  Yemen?

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  Look at tickets to Yemen, Yemen or Oman.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:04Andrew Santino?

  But let's fly him from Japan to another location, let's see how long he just stays out of the country.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  Can we do this? Carlos, text him and ask him if he wants to go somewhere else.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  That'd be great.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  Just fly this kid around the world.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Seoul, Korea.

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  Would love, but no, we want him to go the other way.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  I want him to keep going west.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Can he go to Moscow?

• 44:23Speaker 04

  No, he shouldn't go there.

• 44:25Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  Moscow's nice.

• 44:26Speaker 04

  It's a country at war.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  So are we.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're always in war.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  We're always at war, man.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  Alright, we'll send him to another place.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Ukraine, then.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, send him to Ukraine.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kiev.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  See if there's tickets to Gaza. See if we can send- See if we can send him.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  Can I take a second to say something tragic?

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  I have some tragic things.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  Heartbreak. There was a school shooter on FSU's campus today.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  And then obviously this episode will-

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Two people passed.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  How many people?

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Two.

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  Did you guys see the video on the internet?

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 44:57Andrew Santino?

  McConaughey showed me, he got banned. A girl was filming, a girl, guy? Girl, McConaughey? Is that a girl?

• 45:02Speaker 06

  It was a girl, I don't, we don't know, or the girl's dad. We don't know who was filming.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  But you saw a girl's dad?

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  There was a girl on her phone, the video went viral for a second, she's just filming a body on the ground and she's drinking a Starbucks, walking by. Like, it's not a big deal. Honestly, like, this is the kinda stuff where you're like, wha- I don't know what the, I don't know what's happening now. I don't know what's happening now. Everybody's in a pure panic.

• 45:23Bobby Lee?

  Juan Carlos Gomez Lopez.

• 45:26Andrew Santino?

  Is that a new basketball player? Who is that?

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Juan Carlos Gomez Lopez.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  Is that Luis Gomez's brother?

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so this is what happened. This kid, American citizen, born in Atlanta, Georgia, went to Florida, got pulled over, and then he was in ICE custody.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  But if he's an American citizen, why, I don't know.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  And then mom, then the mom showed up with his fucking birth certificate.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you know?

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  And the judge said, ICE has him.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's also, he's got too many names. Go back up.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  It's like, yeah, it's like, if you meet a white guy named Kevin, Steve, you know what I mean?

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  Bob Allen.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Smith.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  Juan Carlos Lopez Gomez.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  That's the problem. You're giving them too much.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is. Yeah, yeah.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. If it was just Juan Carlos, fine. I mean.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Or Vladimir.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  Vladimir.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Vlad. Vladimir Gomez.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  Fine.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  That's fine.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  That's totally fine.

• 46:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's why I only use one last name.

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Rosende, because it's probably like Rosende, Capalo, Fosano, Panano.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a lot of those?

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  Pochino, Cosano. Yeah.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 46:23Speaker 05

  Well, you have a middle name, and we have two last names.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  It's for, it's, you know what theirs is for? Land and lineage and all this bullshit.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Fucking special.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  I know. They're not special, dude. The record for the longest personal name belongs to Herbert Blaine Wolfen Schlegen Gausen Hoffen Burgendorf Senior.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  German-American typesetter.

• 46:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, this one won't go to ICE.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  So Juan Carlos Gomez is gone, is he's being deported?

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  He got released.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's back?

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he was still in custody for hours and I was.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  But he came back.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, for Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Again, too many names.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  I know. But you know, the Senator went down to El Salvador to visit him, and then he sat down with him.

• 47:06Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Right there.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's him?

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy.

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Give him something to drink. Just water?

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  Just, bring him a coffee, bring him a soda.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he's in a maximum, you know what I mean, gulag.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  That's, that looks pretty minimum to me. That looks like a, that.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  I think he took him to a Denny's.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  Looks like a Cracker Barrel.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  Took him to a Denny's, you know what I mean, but I don't think he's out. I think he has to go back in.

• 47:27Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I had, while I was gone, I had Waffle House. Haven't had Waffle House.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  I haven't had it in.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  20 years.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  It's the best.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  It's.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  We don't have one in LA.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  We don't have any Waffle Houses in Los Angeles?

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  In California.

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:44Speaker 05

  Look at the south.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's funny because we're always on the road, so I see them all the time.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see them all the time. And I always point, I go, I want to go there.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  It's the.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Or Hardee's.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  Hardee's is good, too.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  Hardee's is what? What's the same chain? Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  This, this, dude, I ate, I ate late at night, Waffle Houses.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  What'd you get?

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  I mean, we got the, what is it called? The, uh, it's this combo. It's, it was eggs, two kinds of meat, potatoes, uh, I, we got multiple waffles to share because I was hungry. I was a little.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what kind of bread this is, but it's called Texas bread.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, it's like.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Why is it so thick and delicious?

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, because it's like, what do you call it? Uh, it's a garlic bread, butter bread, garlic.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  Texas toast.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Love it, dude. Texas toast. That's what it's called. Texas toast. And then, um, so I'll get a breakfast sandwich with that.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 48:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But, you know, they're a little rude.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  At Waffle House?

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  Can I explain why?

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  Do you want to work a 24-hour restaurant for $6 an hour?

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  And deal with drunk fuckheads at 3:00 in the morning?

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  You're right, right.

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  I give, I tip my hat to these people.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  By the way, here's the thing about Waffle House, I'll give them a shout out. They love fights.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, look at that.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  They posted this. This is Waffle House posting it from their account.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow. This is incredible.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  You know why they're doing this? This girl, she didn't finish her waffle, and that's the staff.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  You got to finish your meal at Waffle House.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. That girl had too much Waffle House.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  That's Waffle Mansion right there.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  Entire waffle subdivision happening.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at that. Oh, my god.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  So this is an entire Twitter page dedicated to fights at Waffle House. A lot of times, it's the staff fighting.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  And also, just push pause for a second. It only happens to be black people.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  I didn't even notice that.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  I didn't even notice that.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  You didn't?

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  I did not.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  You did it, I, I, I don't know.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  Here's the wild shit. You always see a manager jump in?

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  Like this, this lady, this old white lady jumping in?

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Sheila.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  Take a hike.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  You're going to get killed.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  You're going to get killed, yeah.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  Look at her, guys, cut it out! Not by the burner!

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  If you're in the Waffle House, you and I, we would already be in our car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Gone.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like if somebody like I've had TMZ put a camera to my face.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  I hate it.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  What do you think of this? I don't say anything.

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  I get so nervous. Have you got, they had you at the airport before?

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. And I always pull him aside, go, dude, you know, all right.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny? They're the last couple of guys that have come up to me of so polite and nice. Like I've nev, we're not famous enough for it to be a thing.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  But the guy came up to me at the airport. He was like, oh, Miss Santino. I was like, hey, man, I just got off. Is I don't want to do this. Is that I'm so.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  And he was like, oh, cool.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what they do.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  It was very nice.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're very nice.

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  No, but they don't do that to everyone, dude. The way that real famous people get harassed. Like, look at all the shit that's going on with Justin Bieber. They can't leave this fucking kid alone, man. And they're like, oh, he's being mean to the paparazzi. He's like, yeah, no shit, man. No shit. Leave the kid alone.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  This is posted an hour ago?

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're, yeah.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  It's insane, dude.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Leave the kid alone.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Leave him alone, dude.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  Obviously, dude, obviously, it's, it's like, he's twisted up right now.

• 50:44Bobby Lee?

  He's dressed like a Smurf. Let him be.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Let him be. Little Papa Smurf.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I can't, would you be able to live like that?

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either.

• 50:52Andrew Santino?

  No, the good news is I'm not that talented, so I'll never have to worry about it.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Me either, me either, me either.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the Kanye stuff too. It's like, you can almost say part of his crack came from the paparazzi. Like this, like filming him in the morning.

• 51:04Speaker 06

  In the morning. But that's just crazy.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  I, I think, I think part of the reason these people go nuts is because of this, like, constant, it's constant.

• 51:13Speaker 06

  It's not healthy.

• 51:15Andrew Santino?

  Neither is the fame, though. Beyond the paparazzi, the fame itself isn't healthy. That fame, being that famous isn't healthy.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  What, who's that? No, it's right there to the left.

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  Young Bobby Lee, look.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  No, go back. Well, that's, that thing right there, the shorts?

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  The first one.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that.

• 51:31Speaker 06

  That's you.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Wow.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Look at how young you are.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, my comedy was so bad back then.

• 51:44Speaker 06

  Well, at least some things never change.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  I'll only eat one more cookie.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. How old are you? Wait, I don't know.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't say anything.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know what was worse. But Cohen saying that, or the weasel laughing?

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  I can't describe you, I can't figure it out. Like, what am I more angry about? You hear me?

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, you wanna pop up and defend yourself, buddy?

• 52:25Speaker 04

  I was laughing because I knew how mad Bobby would get at that.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you know what? When I do my special, you guys aren't coming.

• 52:34Speaker 04

  Oh, like, when I'm 45 years old?

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing it in January.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  Of what year? January was two months ago.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright, whenever I do it, you're not gonna go.

• 52:46Speaker 04

  Are you serious?

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:47Speaker 04

  But I do wanna go.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  You're not going. There's no way. I want positive people there.

• 52:51Speaker 06

  I was just kidding, Bobby.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're not going. You're not going. And you know, a lot of people on the streets are just like, we can't wait, we'll be there, we're gonna support it. All my, the community, Tim Dillon, everybody, everyone's like into it. And the people that work for-

• 53:05Speaker 04

  They said they're into your special?

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they can't wait. You're a crusher and is finally, you know what I mean?

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  You know? And a lot of fans can't wait, and um, the people that are close to me, that are part of my team supposedly, are against me. What does that mean? What would you do in a situation like this?

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, I didn't invite any of those guys to my special.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's right.

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, I wouldn't want them there.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Did Carlos go to yours?

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  He wasn't invited.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so um-

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  But that was deliberate.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  You won't be getting an invite.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  You know that's gonna break his heart, that's like, that means the most to him.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 53:42Andrew Santino?

  For Carlos.

• 53:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like sad, we've known each other since like fucking Obama was president.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:49Speaker 04

  Like, you've met my parents and like, you get mad because like, you thought you-

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  And your dad's very disappointed, I'll tell you that right?

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Surgeon.

• 53:59Speaker 04

  No, no, no, let's go back to it. What's insane is that you're mad at me, cuz you thought you were important enough to be invited.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  I can't do a slam-

• 54:06Speaker 04

  The leader of the free world's house!

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  I can't slam you?

• 54:10Speaker 04

  Oh, now it's

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 54:12Speaker 04

  Now you're turning it around on me, dude.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Slam him over his dad, right? When he slams me, what, I keep it quiet?

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  Kept it quiet.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets immediately defensive, like, "Oh, but you," you know what I mean?

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  No slams, huh?

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  No slams allowed?

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  I can't do that?

• 54:24Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  I did that.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  I'm learning, I'm learning right now.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let us think.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  Is this a no slam allowed?

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's a one-way street.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  How about this, is Fancy invited to your special?

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  I think so, yeah.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  He's been kissing your ass all day.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, I think so. Playing it right.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  I think

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  when I leave in May taking my parents on vacation not to be sound

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  it's probably our last family vacation together. Well, my parents are getting older, they're not gonna travel a lot. So like, it's weird, it's fucking weird

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  to be this age and to be like, I don't know. I don't think my parents will ever get on a plane again with me and go somewhere far.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  Also-

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Where you gonna go?

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm taking them to Italy.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, great.

• 55:09Andrew Santino?

  But I think like when I go away because I'm gone with them for like a week and a half.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  take a Bobby vacation and get away

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  and disappear from all this shit.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  And don't do anything business.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  Just disappear for a while.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  And see where you fall into, see who you meet, see what you get into. Go like what Dax is doing in Japan, why can't, why, why don't you do that? Why don't you disappear for a week?

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  Seriously, shut off your phone.

• 55:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  And disappear. Why, why are you not, why are you shaking your head?

• 55:42Speaker 04

  Addicts shouldn't do that.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why? I'm not asking him to use, I'm saying go be, be one with yourself.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  You, you don't trust him?

• 55:50Speaker 04

  I mean, alone in a hotel room without us knowing where he is?

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  He's alone in a hotel room all the time.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all the time.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  He just did it.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  I just did it.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  He was just in Columbus.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  I trust you enough to know that you're comfortable, you're comfortable in your sobriety?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  Don't you think so?

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I could go to a foreign land though, I think.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 56:12Speaker 05

  You can come to Spain.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  The Barbados or something.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  Barbados?

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna be 100% honest with you.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not good.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't know where that is.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't either. I heard it. Flyer or something.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  I actually don't know where that is.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm not even kidding.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Barbados.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  Is it, is it in the French Polynesia? No, I mean, is it in the?

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, look how small.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  You, Virgin Islands? Virgin Islands?

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Let's go, let's go. That's how small it is?

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, French. What is that? That's the Virgin Islands, am I wrong? Look at the pictures. Go to Barbados, Bob.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna go to Barbados.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  Can we get him to Barbados, guys?

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I have, I can do it. Look at it.

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Don't you think Bobby on a beach?

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Barbados.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  Bobby in Barbados.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  Bobby in Barbados, ba-do-ba-do, ba-do, ba-do, ba-do, Bobby in Barbados, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, ba-ba-ba-ba-bobby.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  See those, um, that coral reef over there?

• 56:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  That's where you're gonna see my dead body.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  Stop!

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Three days bloating. They haven't found me in three days. I washed up under that coral reef.

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  You're not going swimming.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  No, you're beachin' it.

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  You're sitting on that beach.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Half my torso's in a shark's mouth.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  Look at, I see you in that cabana right there.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dead.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Smoking a cigarette.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  Paranoia, overdose.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  That's where I'll die.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Go somewhere foreign.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  After May? I just wanna say this now. It was really good to know you. Everyone here.

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Thanks for all the laughs.

• 57:32Speaker 05

  You have to wait until January.

• 57:35Speaker 05

  He's trying to get out of the special. Oh, is that, is that another slam? Trying to get out of the special?

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, what year you're gonna do it? 2032?

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  That's what you get.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  Hey, so we genuinely wanna say thank you so much to our fans.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  It means the world to us that you guys have been around five years.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  We've been doing this, and we're up to 2 million subscribers.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna keep making you, uh, laugh with beautiful content. Uh, please come see us, cuz we don't know when we're gonna tour again, if you're in London or Dublin.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  You gotta come.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  You gotta come see us, cuz we might not be able to tour for a long time. Bobby's got a special coming out, then he's gonna take some time down, cuz he's been working very hard. Um, so, please come see us in London and Dublin, and we really appreciate the fans. You guys mean the world to us.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  We, I mean it. I love it.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  From the bottom of my heart. I honestly, before Bad Friends, I feel like I was just not doing anything important or making a wave in my creativity. And the family that we've gotten from Bad Friends has been such a surprise. And it's really keeping me alive, I think, you know? So I just really appreciate the love and the support. I'm gonna get a new staff eventually.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So there might be some changes, but Andrew and I will always be here.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  We'll always be here for you. And if you at home want some changes, if you can submit to take over for one of the staff members, please email [email protected]. That will go to Carlos, but we'll have to have someone else flag it because he will just delete all these emails.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. In fact, go to Andreas, maybe.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, Andreas, you will give him the login. Go to [email protected] and Andreas will read those. And by the way, send in a video of you, what is that, auditioning for that job. You can replace one of these guys. I have no problem with that.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  I have no problem with that either.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  I actively delete resumes that come in.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're gonna make sure that, we're gonna change it now. We're gonna change it so that Carlos...

• 59:23Speaker 04

  If you ever wanted a job on here, I've deleted it.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  Another thing we can't trust.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  It's like, we cannot trust this guy.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  We're fucked.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  He's smoking weed deleting emails. All right. Thank you for being a Bad Friend.