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• 0:00Andrew Santino?

  Happy New Year! We know how much you guys love Fancy B. We love him too. And so, we put together a little Fancy B compilation, if you will. I mean, I did it myself. I'm the one that edited this whole thing. And that's because I wanted to show Fancy how much I really appreciated him and loved him for the new year. So, enjoy, bad friends. What's your, what's your deal? Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people?

• 0:20Speaker 01

  I don't know, I just feel good.

• 0:22Andrew Santino?

  You fool.

• 0:24Andrew Santino?

  There's our server. Hi, uh, hey, hi, hello.

• 0:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you...

• 0:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do hosting and...

• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a one-man sh- shop.

• 0:32Andrew Santino?

  Do you cook as well?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  I do.

• 0:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 0:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you Argentinian?

• 0:37Speaker 01

  I am.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 0:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, wow, alright.

• 0:39Andrew Santino?

  So, do you have any specials?

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Chimichurri steak.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Chimichurri steak, that's all you've got?

• 0:44Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 0:44Bobby Lee?

  Can we get a menu?

• 0:45Speaker 01

  Chimichurri steak.

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  That's all they serve here.

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  That's all they serve, okay.

• 0:48Bobby Lee?

  Is chimichurri steak.

• 0:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that? Do you want something to drink, Dominguez?

• 0:52Speaker 03

  I want...

• 0:55Speaker 03

  A lemonade.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  A lemonade for Dominguez?

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  Worst of all, because you only have chimichurri steak, here's, so... What are the drinks options? It just seems like you would have lemonade.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  We have wine.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  Wine.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  And water.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  And water.

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  With lemon, we can put a lemon.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  You can put lemon in the water?

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  Or the wine?

• 1:12Bobby Lee?

  Would you like water? Lemon water?

• 1:16Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  Will that suffice? Um, I don't drink, I don't drink, so I'll have, I guess, a water.

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I don't really want wine, I, I'll just have some water as well. Are you sure there's nothing, there's like, nothing else back there?

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  You don't have...

• 1:28Speaker 01

  We have, uh, energy drinks.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh!

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, I'll have an energy drink. What brand?

• 1:34Speaker 01

  We have Red Bulls.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  Perfect.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, perfect. I'll have a, you have a sugar-free Red Bull?

• 1:38Speaker 01

  No, only with sugar.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. I'll have a regular Red Bull.

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  Fine, we'll take, we'll take those.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  What a weird restaurant.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  I mean, honestly, just chimichurri steak.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Wine?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  Chimichurri steak?

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Red Bull.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Red Bull? And water!

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  And water, that's it.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  I guess you gotta keep it simple. So Dominguez, uh, oh yeah, sir, and we'll just take three steaks, obviously, because we fucking can't choose anything.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Can we, can we, um...

• 2:02Speaker 01

  Medium?

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, do we have an option? Yeah, yeah, can we do medium?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  No. Yeah, medium.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  That's the only thing you do.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  I'd like, I'd like medium rare, if that's possible.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  No, that's what, they only have medium.

• 2:12Andrew Santino?

  You can just undercook it a little bit.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  They only have medium.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  The chef doesn't like suggestions, so...

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  So I guess we'll have three medium.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Three steaks.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  I'll have a Red Bull, you want a Red Bull? Three Red Bulls, water, lemon water.

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  Water's all around.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but no lemon for mine.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  No lemon for his, please. And no ice in mine, please, if you could.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  Uh, did you get all that?

• 2:35Speaker 01

  Let me write it down.

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you...

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  You can't memorize that?

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  Can you repeat it back to us, so we make sure you have the order right?

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  You can't memorize that.

• 2:43Speaker 01

  I think you guys wanted this steak, right?

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes! I was with a woman.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  We have to. Go on.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  We're making out.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  First base.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Then she stopped. Boo.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I'm...

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  Her body, her choice.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, yeah, yeah, her choice, yeah, yeah.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Her body, her choice.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  Her body, her choice.

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  Her body, her choice, right?

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Her body, her choice.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  And then she looked, and she goes, "I just, I'm not attracted to you."

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, "You're fat, you're fat."

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  No, that's boo. She called you fat?

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "Oh."

• 3:30Speaker 01

  She didn't realize until that moment?

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Damn, Lyle.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  For Lyle?

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Lyle.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Are you talking to a character right now?

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  That was...

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. The Menendez killers are hard, dude.

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Saturday morning, I woke up, I wa, so I went to the, um, Valencia Hotels, spent the night there. Went to the store and then spent the night there to give Dan a forty-year, forty-year cake.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  I saw the photo.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  At, at his men's meeting.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Forty-year sober anniversary cake.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Oh, shout out Dan, he's awesome.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  It was great because...

• 3:59Speaker 01

  It looked like a supermarket cake.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  Didn't miss that, I'll tell you that.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  You're really gonna fucking piss me off today. I'm not in the mood to fucking play right now, dude. I mean, what does one hap- number one, do you know how AA meetings work?

• 4:13Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so every week, and Carlos can back me up, right?

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  You look like a supermarket cake. Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Fucking piece of shit. So this is how it works.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Was it?

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  Was it?

• 4:27Speaker 01

  It was.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  This is how it works.

• 4:29Andrew Santino?

  Where was it? Was it Ralph's?

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I didn't even look at the cake.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  It was Von's?

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is how it works.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  John's.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Every year, they do like a, you know, they do a group census, consensus, not group, a group meeting, where they nominate people that do like chairs. It's always a newcomer, and they go, who wants the cake commitment? Some newcomer raises, I'll do it. So every week, his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting, right? I don't know where the fuck it's from, but that's not the point of the birthday!

• 5:00Speaker 01

  I see.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Forty years of sobriety is a huge deal, man!

• 5:03Speaker 01

  That's why I thought it would be a better cake.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  What's wrong with you, dude? Honestly, wow!

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  I love it. I think he was spraying shot. I think he couldn't hold it in.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Wouldn't you go in your pants if you couldn't hold it in?

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  No, I'd go right in the aisle like that.

• 5:17Speaker 03

  Really?

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  You would?

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, the way these prices of these flights now are so absurd, the least you can do is let me shit on the floor. What? Someone, someone what?

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Andrew. Just stop for a second, stop.

• 5:27Andrew Santino?

  We really should cut that off.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, here's the deal.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber reference. It didn't land well.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  I didn't like it.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  It didn't make any sense.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Did you just do Dumb and Dumber on SOS VHS or something?

• 5:41Andrew Santino?

  With me.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  And so I think that there needs to be a boycott.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  I agree.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  So the boycott is this, that was your last straw, friend?

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  You and I will never do his stupid show again.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  Correct. Well, we already did it once, unfortunately.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  We gave him the favor, never again.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Give that mic to Carlos's side. I want that facing Carlos from now on. Carlos?

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, face you, there we go. I can't have this guy just yab yabbing into the mic about nothing.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Cause Andrew was gonna do gold.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  I could feel it as-

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  I had something building up.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  As his sidekick? As his sidekick?

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  Ayah!

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Ayah! I was feeling gold coming on, and then you, my friend? You fucking put a fucking dam in the middle of it.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's give you another chance to do this bad joke. What is it? Go ahead.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you say what you were gonna say.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, I wanna hear him do it.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  No, you, but he had to interrupt you. The, the timing is impeccable.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  Don't worry, he'll interrupt me like he always does. So yeah, it was a Delta flight.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  It's dumber, dumber. Someone need a dumber, dumber, uh, thing there.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Now, I know you're editing this, but I want you to slowly punch in on yourself. Slowly zoom in on how dumb you look right now.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Dude, you're so white.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  You're the fucking whitest friend I have. You're so fucking white.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  But I never go in there.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  It's a Twinkie.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh my.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  That's a layered joke.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  That's so good.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Holy fuck.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Give him credit, dude.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck did you call me, dude?

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  You are the Twinkie of this show.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Holy shit.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  That's so good.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Explain Twinkie for the viewers that doesn't know.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  And I'm a Reese's Peanut Butter Cop.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so, yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  I really am.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So tell me what a Twinkie is, my friend.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what do you?

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  To the audience, what do you mean by Twinkie?

• 7:33Speaker 01

  What do you mean by that, buddy? It's like yellow on the outside, but white on the inside.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Cause I grew up during the suburbs? Mm-hmm.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  Wow, dude, Twinkie is...

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good. There's no legacy. There's no legacy.

• 7:52Speaker 04

  Yes, there is.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  There is no legacy. Look, let me see something. Who was one of the best comics that died in the last 10 years? Patrice, right?

• 7:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  None of the kids know him.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  That's not true.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  They don't.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  I, I think, I think, okay, you're naming someone who's...

• 8:05Speaker 01

  Well, if you, if you have no hours out, maybe there's no legacy.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh, that's a shot.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Why didn't you look at me when, why didn't you look at me when you said it?

• 8:13Speaker 04

  Why did you tell you that? I noticed that too.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why did you look at him and not me, dude?

• 8:18Speaker 04

  He took the shot at Bobby.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Look at me and say it.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, take the shot if you're gonna take the shot, dude.

• 8:22Speaker 04

  Take the shot.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  You gonna shoot a guy in the back?

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you did.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  No, you shoot him.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Go, go, go ahead.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  You know what he did, dude? He sucker punched you.

• 8:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  He walked up to me.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  He looked at you.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  Boom, and punched you without even, just say it, you fucking coward.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  No, I was just saying the legacy thing. You know, that you have to put...

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  Outside of Rogan's Club, though. I don't know if you saw this, there were black Israelites. Do you know what this is, Scoop? Creek, do you know what a black Israelite is?

• 8:48Speaker 05

  Looks like an African Jew to me.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  There was dozens of black Israelites yelling in the streets. They were the original Jews and they were screaming at people. And they were wearing purple shirts, just like those shirts right there. And they were screaming at people. That's exactly what they were wearing. That's it.

• 9:03Speaker 05

  That's what Beyonce's backup dancers wore at Coachella.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Is this at Coachella?

• 9:07Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 9:08Speaker 05

  There's the trumpets they're not holding.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  Or Wakanda.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  So, so these individuals...

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  Did you just hear what he just said?

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  That was so fucking funny. Holy shit. Wakanda? Wow.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  This is the sniper.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  Tom DeLonge is being inducted into the Poway High School Hall of Fame. Tom DeLonge of Blink-182. By the way, the thing that I was upset about was there was another woman that was inducted who I don't think is famous.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  None of them are.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, Tom DeLonge.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  He's the only, he's the first guy that's famous that is actually in the Hall of Fame.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, maybe you need to do something like that.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  Important work.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Something for the community.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think I'm not doing important work?

• 9:52Speaker 01

  For, for them.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  If I was, honestly, if I was gonna do a real, oh, hot dog restaurant, right? I'd have to figure out, I want, number one, I want it to be quality.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Like, where do we get the dogs?

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, they're 100, we got a 100%?

• 10:07Speaker 01

  From China.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  You know, you're lucky that was funny.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  That was so funny.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's, that is not okay.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that pause though, was me laughing. Because I was hoping, but then I'm also offended. Guy, guy dude, every once in a while dude.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  Very funny. Uh-oh, hot dog.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from China. I mean, dude, the timing?

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Let me see how you say, uh-oh, hot dog, in Spanish, Spanish style.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Uh-oh, perrito caliente.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the deal.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  Part of the, part of the, the growth of a child that we've seen is that the support from the parents makes them believe that they can do something. So he's tricking his kid into thinking he has the ability to do a lot of stuff.

• 10:53Speaker 06

  I'm raising him as a genius.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  And, yeah, that, that, honestly, it might work to a degree, until he has to take a test.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  But, yeah, but the ones they realize they're not.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  They go into, you know what I mean?

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  Great depression.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  They go into comedy.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  They might, yeah.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  What? What did you just say? What'd you just say, filmmaker?

• 11:14Speaker 03

  He called you the app.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  Did you say filmmaker? You think you're so great?

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Piece of shit. Piece of shit. God dude. I'm not doing the short. We work with scumbags.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so what do you want to say about Joe Coy?

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  What I want to say is that, um, I thought he did a good job at the Golden Globe. I'll tell you why.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  Joseph?

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Joseph.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Joseph? You guys know Joe Coy, don't you?

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  He had 10 days to do this thing, right? It was a risk. He did the best he could. I thought that, um, they didn't do him any favors in editing.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Life.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No, but what I'm saying is editing, like, cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions that... That's what I meant.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right, right, right, I understand.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright. They didn't do any favors for him, and it's like...

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Cutting to the person he's mentioning?

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, finish with it.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want to go.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  No, finish your thing!

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to continue.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  Please. I want to hear you finish.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  You're really, you're really on my last nerve, dude. Hannah Tour nice, dude, that's a celebrity, dude!

• 12:12Speaker 01

  Is she?

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she is. Oh, whoa, dude! You don't have to.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  No, but it helps you hear your own...

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Don't do that.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  You don't want to fuck up your hair, it's fine.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Don't do that here.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  Then throw it down, or just put it wherever.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  I just hold it. You know, Andreas, when I die, and I look down, because I will be looking down at my services and my funeral and stuff.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  I think he means because you're in the casket.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, I think he means I'm in hell.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  I think he means in the casket.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  That's what I think.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  But coming to America, being a fat Asian guy, and getting white chicks and Mexican all this...

• 12:48Speaker 07

  That's fucking key.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  It's challenging, and I feel like I have the highest body count, I think.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  It's here when you pay, though.

• 12:54Speaker 07

  Wait, are you talking about your body count?

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  You know what, I'm trying to come here with positivity, dude. Right? And your little jokes, dude, right? I'm gonna let them slide today.

• 13:03Speaker 06

  So, on, like, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and sitcoms, like, when the audience is laughing, there's an actual audience there?

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  There is, and then they, what they call sweeten it, so they, they...

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  They sweeten it!

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  They sweeten it. They put more laughs on top of the laugh.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  But also, the audience gets it, right? So they kind of, they play along almost, like...

• 13:20Speaker 06

  That's so cool.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's pretty positive. What?

• 13:23Speaker 01

  It's like this show, we laugh all the time.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna turn off your mic any second now.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, dude.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Keep that bullshit out.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's bullshit, Dan, what you're doing.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  For me, gambling is, um, I'll do it for fun.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  But I'm not, I don't think about I'm gonna win money.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  That's ga- they're full-time gambling. Andreas, no for you, right?

• 13:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I always have a inside information. Actually, do you guys wanna know how much, uh? Can you guess how much?

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  On the groundwork, so that people don't know about that, you, Andrew and I can buy in on?

• 13:49Andrew Santino?

  This is gonna be a new segment called Andreas is on the ground.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Andreas on the ground.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Finance advice.

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  Finance advice.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Already, I'm not.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Finance advice!

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Can you, I just saw a matador in my head pull up. Finance advice! Andreas, a finance advice!

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  Do you need advice? Say, say, "Bala, bala, bala, bamba." Let me hear you say that.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  "Bala, bala, bala, bamba." Have you heard of "Chilavala"?

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  God, you are tone-

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  You've never heard that song before?

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  "Bala, bala, bala, bamba!"

• 14:18Speaker 01

  It's not like that, it's "Para bailar la bamba."

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  Don't fucking correct us. If you correct the host again-

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't, I, I can't con-

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  You stepped on his toes-

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  I can't continue, I can't continue.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Five times. You, you talking shit when Bobby walked in.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it, it, I thought they were just going "Bala, bala, bala, bamba," but I guess that, that's worse.

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, look, they're saying something, but who gives a shit?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, "Para bailar la bamba."

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  And how awful does that sound?

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  "Para bailar la bamba, necesitita una poca de gracia."

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  Say it the way that you know it.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  Say it the way you know it.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  I was just doing it.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  No, the way you know it.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh. "Ala, ala, bala, bamba."

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Better.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  "Ala, ala, bamba, bamba, necesitito a uke balaka."

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Better song.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's more familiar. "Creating a banga."

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? Let me ask you something. When you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people, um-

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  And you're putting them on the ship- No, it was, you guys, you guys invented that, uh-

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Am I not right?

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean and, uh, you know, if they were a little sick or whatever?

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  What was that for?

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  What was that all about?

• 15:18Speaker 01

  Testing.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  You're testing?

• 15:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Can they swim?

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you thought, you heard a stereotype, right? And you were like, maybe it's wrong.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, was there, was there a control to your experiment? You had to have a control.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Can Spaniards swim?

• 15:36Speaker 01

  Most of them.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 07

  For the record, I never had anything other than a clear coat or, or a buff.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  But you can't buy your kid a guitar and be shocked when he becomes a rock star. You know, you're showing him the ropes.

• 15:50Speaker 07

  True.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  The kid's got to, he's got to fly free.

• 15:51Speaker 07

  Right. It gave me like a.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  You gave your son a ukulele and he learned how to play the electric guitar and now that's what he's doing.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  That's what he's doing.

• 15:57Speaker 07

  I, I thought it was tape at first, like almost like Michael Jackson, like.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not that.

• 16:02Speaker 07

  No.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not that. It's chill. Okay. I don't know what the fuck that is, right? But anyway, dude.

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  You know, I've never had one.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, men don't do that.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I also want to, let's just throw this out.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  You want to get fucking beat up after the show? The Kardashians, they only date black guys, except for the one.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  I don't know the name. There's one girl that doesn't play dip black guy. She's married to the guy, the, the white guy on the show.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Courtney?

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Travis Barker.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  I mean, he painted himself in a.

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so now I look out inside the house, right? And I see three men, side by side like this, in a power circle. There's no room to get, there's no room to get in.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  A triangle.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  A triangle, right, of sadness. A triangle of sadness. Thank you so much.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  You know, even Koreans have a guy that has slang, that's the slang guy. So the, the Spanish people have that guy.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  Do you have that, fans?

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're called Mexicans.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  That's so, so. Wait, that joke is so good.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  That joke is so good. It made me not laugh.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  It was so good.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  It, it made me so jealous of that joke.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  So good. I paused.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  I paused and I let it absorb.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  For people that don't know, Neil Strauss wrote this book called The Game. And it was basically a way that of nagging. It's the secret to nagging, truly. It's like pretending you don't care, kind of insulting girls. It's nagging them.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  So one of the things in it is, you know, I mean, if you see a group of girls at a bar and the one you like, right? Don't pay attention to her, right?

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Be nice to the other three, right? And then kind of rip her apart a little bit.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That hairstyle's 80s, huh? And then go back to the girls, right?

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Supposedly that's going to get their juices flowing. It doesn't work. They spit in your face.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, the key.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  I had a girl spit in my face.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  The key is to be good looking.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  There it is. Fuck him up. No, no, don't leave. Fuck him up. Just beat his ass.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  How many fucking slams are you gonna do this fucking episode, dude? How many slams?

• 18:09Speaker 01

  It wasn't about you.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 18:11Speaker 01

  It wasn't about you.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Went on a date with a girl from Los Feliz and at the end of the date, I turned, I go in to kiss, and she went.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  The Cobra.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  And I, yeah.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  You got Cobra.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  I got Cobra too?

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  You got Cobra.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  The Cobra. Whoa, dude.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  We started drinking and we're like, we'll have a beer and then we'll leave. Then we talked to a bunch of these women. We got really fucked up. We started dancing. This woman's like, you guys gotta come back to my house. I'm divorced and I have a whole house to myself. We can all party. And this woman was very, very sweet. Sweet.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  What is that?

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  What does this mean?

• 18:50Speaker 03

  Bad breath?

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  She was bad looking.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  What was that wrestler, what was the wrestler that had that as a thing? Was it the Triple H?

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:59Bobby Lee?

  Who had that? Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  She was not a, she was not a.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  And.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  I think it was John Cena.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  She was very nice.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  We call them, in Spanish, we call them shrimps.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:11Speaker 01

  Shrimps.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  No sense.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, because you can take the head off and then it's bueno.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Butterface, Butterface. We call him Butterface.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but she was a shrimp. What part of Spain is fancy from?

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  Southern. That's, that's not true.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  Okay, shocking.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  What the? Dude!

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Dude!

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  God, dude! Got it wrong, baby. You lost. Feliz Navidad! Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Feliz Navidad!

• 20:05Speaker 05

  Hey! Hey!

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Feliz Navidad! Que hermoso año y feliz día!

• 20:12Speaker 05

  Wait!

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  I wanna wish you a merry Christmas! I wanna wish you a merry Christmas! I wanna wish you a merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart! You a mer- Fuck it, do it again! Happy Christmas! Do it again! Merry Christmas!

• 20:32Speaker 05

  Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Happy Christmas! You a merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart! Feliz Navidad! Go! Another one! Feliz Navidad! Go!

• 20:44Speaker 05

  Hey!

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  Hey, hey, hey! Feliz Navidad! Que hermoso año y feliz día!