"THE LOOK" Back-To-School Special

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  Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. This week, it's daytime talk show, The Look.

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  The Look, now in its 53rd season, is excitedly back for a special back-to-school edition. Our ladies have had quite a year and they can't wait to tell you about it.

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  Now more than ever, it's important to hear what these ladies think about coming back to school. So turn off the view, put on The Look, and let's fight in frame.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Lip gloss touch-up? Can I get a lip gloss touch-up?

• 3:28Speaker 03

  Honey, can we get a lip gloss touch-up? That's a nice, that's a nice warm-up. Lip gloss touch-up.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  I also, I'm gonna need a lip gloss touch-up, but I don't want any of the sparkling stuff, right? I'm a simple woman, so nothing crazy. Okay, don't worry, Paul has your kit.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  She already sparkles in the sunlight when she walks outside. She's a vampire.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  All right, it's too early to call me a vampire. And you want me to hold it like this?

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  You want, is this in frame? Okay, like this?

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Good morning, y'all, we got cups.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Good morning, it's The Look! Good morning, welcome to The Look. We do have cups, we have cups. And I'd like to tell you, maybe we can do a little segment, what's in your cup? Because mine is a black coffee, thank you very much.

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  Oh, a black coffee.

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  Nothing crazy, no 12 pumps of hazelnut, no milk sorbet. What's bad about hazelnut? No nasty pistachio cream dollop cool whip sour cream. Have you heard of the, have you, have you heard of the, have you? Oh, look at her, oh, God, you're getting off on that.

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  That's wonderful, Michaela Lynn. No, no, no, go ahead, Michaela Lynn Romney, yeah.

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  Does my black coffee trigger you?

• 4:40Speaker 03

  Oh, no, it certainly doesn't.

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  Does me drinking a plain black coffee trigger you?

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  Honey, listen to me, okay, honey?

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  I can't believe what I'm hearing.

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  I understand, okay, doesn't support DEI, but loves black coffee. I love that, honey.

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  Oh, my God!

• 4:52Speaker 03

  I love that, honey.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  Where's my lip gloss? Okay, I'll wait, I'll wait. Oh, my God. I think it's weird you're calling it a cup, it's a mug. These are on sale, these are, the Look mugs. And I don't know what your problem is with hazelnut. You know, God, God loves hazelnut. Okay, sure, well, God made hazelnut a nut for a reason.

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  Oh, honey.

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  He didn't.

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  Oh, honey. God made hazelnut a nut for a reason.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  So what's that reason?

• 5:20Speaker 03

  Honey, it sounds like you're anti-hazelnut, honey.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  I'm saying he. No, she's anti-nut, full nut. He made it a hazelnut, thank you very much. He didn't grind it into a sugar so that little teens can run around pumping sugar into their coffees and, and corrupting our young men.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Honey, God forbid somebody wants sweetness in the morning. Somebody starts with sunshine, honey. You start with bitterness and you stay bitter. And that's all you do, honey. By the way, I said it was a cup earlier, I changed my mind and I'm sorry I said it. It is a mug.

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  Thank you.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Call it a mug, call it a mug.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Your cup overfloweth with bullshit. Your side has 12 new words for what things have always been called, don't you? Don't you always call them?

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  Oh, honey.

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  Don't do it.

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  Oh, honey.

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  To call things. Hey! Oh, so I guess this is a mug, sorry. Lord, God. Is that politically correct? This is a mug.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  You're gonna have to put a quarter in the rude jar. I brought it in this morning. Every time she's rude, she has to put in a quarter. It's a new rule.

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  It's also our initiative to keep coins going.

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  We like coins.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  We don't want coins going.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Coins are wonderful. You can get gum at the store in one of those little machines for cheap. We don't want coins to go away.

• 6:31Speaker 01

  Kids don't know what coins do anymore. It's very interesting.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  My son does not know what coins do.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  Speaking of kids, welcome to the back-to-school special. We're so happy to have you.

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  Congratulations, everybody going back to school. Teachers, we love you, we love you.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  We love you, teachers. Do you guys feel like it's getting earlier and earlier every fucking year? I do feel like that is something I absolutely am seeing. They're pushing it back week after week after week. I used to walk to school at the end of September. Soon what? Well, no, I think like we'll wake up in July one day.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Honey, turn your phone off.

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  Jesus!

• 7:03Speaker 03

  Honey, turn your phone off, honey.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  I'm so sorry, my business is just. Oh, what, Giuliani's emailing you? Turn it off! Look, I'll turn it off. I'm just, when you're an entrepreneur, you run your own business, it's tough to.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Well, let's talk about it, Michaela Lynn. Your bleph surgery business.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Yes, I run a bleph truck so that anyone who wants to get a bleph surgery can do so mobile, on the go. It's very similar to those dog grooming trucks, but you can get your bleph tightened up.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  Honey, I wouldn't let you.

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  Anywhere on the street, we park outside Lockmo. What's a truck? Outside the library.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  A bleph surgery, if you don't know, it really tightens between your eyebrow and your eye.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  And I think it's an abomination. I think we gotta have natural. I think we gotta have natural bodies. I haven't had a single person touch my face with a knife, I tell you that much.

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  Oh, sure.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  I'm aging naturally.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Oh, sure.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  I'm aging gracefully and naturally. That doesn't stop me from using the London filter on Instagram.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  Oh, I love that filter, it's a good filter. But honestly, I thought it was weird. We always do something every August and September to give back to the teachers. I don't think it was appropriate to bring your truck to those schools for those teachers. Because all the mothers were in line and you were like, teachers only, and none of the teachers could do it.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  And also, a lot of the students did. I heard a teacher walked in, all her students looked like they were ghosts. They were eyes wide open. They all got bleph surgeries. They looked like they were the, that, that Momo mask.

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  Take your time, baby, take your time, baby.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  Remember that mask?

• 8:32Speaker 01

  Baby, take your time.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  I got it, honey, I got it, honey.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  Do you need a moment? Honey, I, I'm sorry that you didn't like that, the way that these kids looked with their blephs removed. I think they look amazing. I think they look wonderful. And I think it is, when your eyes are wide open like that, you are more keen to see the truth.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  Honey, guess what? You're doing your thing, I'm doing my own thing. This summer, we started our very first ugly camp where kids can be ugly. They get to come and we don't let them do anything to their face.

• 9:01Speaker 01

  Camp? You said this is ugly camp?

• 9:03Speaker 03

  It's a six-week camp.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Camp, I keep hearing cam.

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  Camp.

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  Camp.

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  Camp.

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  Camp, ugly camp.

• 9:10Speaker 03

  Ugly camp, we had a upstate South Carolina.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Now, how do you pick which kids get admitted to the ugly camp?

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Well, we pick the ugliest ones, straight up.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  Well, sweetheart.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  If you've got something going on. And the truth is, it's a discordation and it's a lack of aesthetic value and interest. So if they kind of are wearing a brown shirt and black pants, we understand they are ugly. They don't understand what it's like to be beautiful. But we're not showing them how to be beautiful. We're letting them run free and be ugly and be cherished.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  So you're saying like, oh, you're ugly, we won't tell you otherwise?

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Uh-uh.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  We won't tell you what to do?

• 9:46Speaker 03

  No.

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  But do you think labeling them ugly might just be a little bit of, like a, like an obstacle you're giving them?

• 9:53Speaker 03

  Society has labeled these people ugly.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  No, you're labeling them ugly because it's called ugly camp, baby.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  I'm saying I love that you're ugly, but I'm saying I love it.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  You're still labeling them ugly.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Well, but I'm saying as a good thing. I'm saying it's nice as a.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  I understand, I understand. The body positivity movement has finally faltered, you know? That this sort of, you know, everyone is amazing, everyone is beautiful. It seems like the cracks are starting to show because you're out here calling pre-teens ugly.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Uh-uh, honey, we had one of our students, May Lynn, she went back to school.

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  Thank you, Barbara.

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  Oh, hi, Barbara Ann.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Hello, Barbara. Well, Barbara, I feel like we haven't talked to you at all.

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  Jimmy Carter has the best nuts.

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  And that's the back-to-school. And we're back to school. Oh, she just caught up on nuts.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann, I'm so excited. We just heard you got a full documentary that's coming out about you.

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  Oh, yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Seven parts?

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Seven parts, Barbara Ann.

• 10:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's a seven-part documentary, yeah, all about my life.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  And I heard the six-episode is a crossover episode with Billy Joel's documentary.

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  It's a crossover.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  That was about your history with Billy Joel. An on-and-off 25-year relationship, I didn't know.

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  It's very impressive.

• 11:05Speaker 00

  No matter where that man played, I sucked and fucked something.

• 11:10Speaker 03

  All right, honey, oh, that's wonderful.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  And we're caring about the teachers this month. We're caring about everybody, the kids.

• 11:17Speaker 00

  Sucking and fucking on the keys of his piano.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  Okay. Hold the apple. Let's, let's give you an apple here.

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  Going down me for an hour.

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  Let's give you an apple here. And Barbara Ann is about to. Deliver the Teacher of the Year Award. You guys submitted 5,000 applications for amazing teachers and educators. And now Barbara Ann is gonna announce the winner. You're just gonna read the prompter. I do wanna say, I do wanna say, Michaela, that these submissions, these submissions just took my heart and they blew it up three times its size. I, I, the amount of different drills these teachers need to learn now. It's not just fire drill and earthquake drill. And it's not just geometry. It's, they are learning so many ways to keep our children safe

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  and to facilitate good conversations with these children.

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  She cares so much about this.

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  I think there's so many that are worried about safety in the schools. And I just wanna, I wanna shout out how beautiful every teacher is. Yeah, and I just wanna shout out all of the wonderful teachers who are paying for their own supplies. I think that there is something in this country that is being lost, where people don't wanna take accountability and responsibility for their own actions. And so, people who chose to be teachers, I think it's a wonderful thing that you guys are buying all the pencils, that you guys are buying all the classroom decorations. I think that's great, and I'm so happy to hear in all of your submissions, how many of you are doing that.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  Michaela Lynn, did you see the drama?

• 12:57Speaker 01

  I mean, I, yes, I, I believe, I saw the drama.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Did you know what happened to Zendaya's character in that?

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  Let's talk about it.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  Do you relate to it?

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  Did I relate to it?

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  Did you relate to Zendaya's character in the drama, Michaela Lynn?

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  I can't say, I don't know what you're implying. The school shooter, Michaela Lynn! Zendaya is playing a school shooter! I can't believe what I'm hearing.

• 13:24Speaker 03

  That's not quite.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  Zendaya is playing a school shooter! And that! That's really close. No, she is playing a school shooter, and that's what that movie's about.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  Don't cry, honey.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  And let me tell you. Well, she, so she contemplated school shooting. She's a school shooter! Well, so very close. She is contemplating.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Luann doesn't always understand nuance.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't, even the word is confusing. But I'll say this, I'll say this. My best friend brings up a good point. Oh, oh, does she? Because, so here you are going, oh, teachers should pay for their own supplies for the kids. First of all, I think that's bonkers. I think that's bullshit.

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  Capitalism.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  And, and now, you think teachers should just get things for free? You think teachers should just get handouts from the school district? Who's gonna pay for all this? I'm sorry, am I taking crazy pills? Who's paying for it?

• 14:24Speaker 03

  No, honey, we should be.

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  Who's footing the bill?

• 14:27Speaker 03

  That's our nation's future. We should buy them a notebook, honey. We should buy our nation's future some markers, honey.

• 14:33Speaker 01

  Okay, all right, well, I, I think we have disagreements over what the future is, because I'm sure the future you would like to see is all these kids shipped off to school where they get indoctrinated into gay holidays.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  I know the future you wanna see. It's Deena Marie GPT. I've seen those documents. You're trying to replace me with AI. And you will not replace me with AI. I wanna let you know, AI cannot do what I can do.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Oh, there she goes. That's my girl. That's my girl.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  AI cannot make a dinner for 45. Oh, taras sauce covered fish. No one, not you, Claude, not you, Anthropic.

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  Did you see when you and Einstein were playing basketball?

• 15:14Speaker 03

  I did see that, honey.

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  I thought it was so funny.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  You remember, you see when I dunked on Einstein, honey?

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  I thought it was so funny.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  I liked it, honey.

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  Oh, yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  But only for jokes.

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  AI is good only for jokes!

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Why, only for jokes? And telling me, well, curtains will look good in my living room, honey. And Nate Berkus would let me do that, too. He's my friend.

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  I created an AI for you.

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  Here we go.

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  Here we go.

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  Here we go, honey.

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  Here we fucking go. So that, oh, you're... Here we go. Here we go! I love my girl! Oh, she's here. It's just good to know she's here. Here we go, okay? Well, those are the widest her eyes have ever been.

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  Wow, she is fully awake. You know, you would love my blef truck. You would love my blef truck. Blech. Blech. No, so it's a blef, it's a blef, it is... More like blech. I like that, Barbara. Go, go. Blech. She's gotcha. Blech.

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  There you go. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, she's scared. Barbara, you're safe. Barbara, you're safe.

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  We sort of use Wegovy like EpiPens around here. We jam it into her thigh. I'm sorry, can we play, can we play your GLP-1 commercial? It's my favorite thing you've worked on this year. Oh, yeah. Your Wegovy spot. Okay, yeah, okay.

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• 18:02Speaker 03

  Great commercial, honey.

• 18:03Speaker 01

  That's a great commercial. It feels like, you know, one of those YouTube commercials where it goes on for so long because you, they're expected to hit skip after three minutes.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  It's kinda weird. Freaks me out. And was, that was your husband?

• 18:16Speaker 01

  It was my husband. That's sweet, he did that spot. Richie!

• 18:20Speaker 03

  We haven't heard a thing about Richie.

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  Richie! New one, just dropped. I know, we never hear about Richie. Richie, aw. Do we know, is Richie real? Richie!

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• 22:01Speaker 03

  I mean, I don't know if that, it did say paid actor at the bottom. I didn't know. I didn't know if it was.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  He can still be a husband.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  It could be paid because he's, he's an actor and he works, but it could be paid. I don't know.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  She could have just made up.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  Paid up.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  My sweet Richie.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  Is Richie real, honey?

• 22:17Speaker 01

  So from what I hear, Richie is real, but he doesn't like to be shown on camera because he's doing a lot of stuff with like Palantir.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  Like a lot of tech industry stuff that he likes to keep a low profile. But listen, we all got special, exciting stuff going. You did those beautiful ads. Everybody's got stuff in the marketplace.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Michaela Lynn is the face of flock cameras.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  I am the face of flock cameras. So anytime you are being.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  The face.

• 22:42Speaker 01

  The face of the camera. I am the face of the camera and I love, I, I did these fun, they did this fun little photo shoot with me where to show how omnipresent flock cameras are, they put my face on 12,000 flock cameras. So it's like I'm filling an entire auditorium. It was just fun. I love those guys. I love the flock camera guys.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  And everyone's doing impromptu surprise photo shoots with flock cameras. I think that's what's fun about them, honey.

• 23:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're all in a photo shoot, you have no idea.

• 23:14Speaker 03

  That's funny.

• 23:15Speaker 01

  It's funny, it's funny. Which brings me up to my favorite thing I got going on this year besides my sweet grandson going to college. I do want to talk about my ban, my mission, my life's work to get meta glasses and get them all broken in half. I have new glasses that you could wear, here they are, that they look like normal glasses. You can get your prescription in them. But once you put them on, if somebody's wearing meta glasses and they're recording you, it's red.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  You got him, honey.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  I got him.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  You got him, honey.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  You can't see me.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  You got him.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Because I'm red.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  You can't see her. She's red, that's my best friend.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  And then, and then you could put fun things. You could put like the devil emoji on your eyes.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Oh, that's fun, honey.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  But this is only for someone in the meta glasses.

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Got you, honey.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  I could say, I do not give permission to record me on the meta. So in order to have it be obvious that your meta glasses are recording, you have to opt to buy a pair of your glasses to expose yourself as one recording. What hap, no, that's completely wrong. What it is, I don't understand what's so confusing about this topic.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  I understand.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  What it is, what it is, these are normal glasses I can wear every day. Okay, sure. And then I, on my little app, make a, make a default choice for when, if you're wearing meta glasses and you're filming me in the supermarket. Oh, it's when the other person is recording. All of a sudden, my eyes are bloodshot.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Absolutely. But your eyes, your eyes look red. It's not, it's not blocking out the eyes, they just look like you've been drinking.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  And I look like a demon.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  You've been smoking weed, honey.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  And then it's making anybody in meta glasses go, she's not okay.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  She's not okay.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  It's foolproof, honey. No one's gonna get you.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  No one's gonna get me. And I know it's confusing. It's confusing to someone who thinks we could just film on anything.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  No, that's amazing.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  So I could still film you, though, if I'm wearing my meta glasses. I'm just curious the rules. You could, I mean, you can, but don't worry, I'm gonna cover it up. I'm either gonna put red on my eyes, or I'm gonna put tie dye, we're doing it for kids now, because you know some of these kids, some of these kids, they get, these meta glasses, they're, people are wearing them around kids and filming kids.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  They're wearing them around kids and they're filming kids.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Despicable. You know what's crazy?

• 25:26Speaker 01

  I read about it on Yahoo.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  And I, I will be honest, since the internet is so wild and confusing, that a little bit sounds like an argument Michaela might make.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  Well. Wait, hold on, what? Hold on, hold on, hold on, what? They're filming kids. Kind of leans back to this weird. Doesn't matter. I don't, I can be a Democrat and not want my kids filmed. No, we're not a monolith because I was about to disagree with you. Because I think that a person's freedom of speech also hinges on the freedom to record. Aww. I think that one of the amendments of our great country. See, I knew she'd just turn it around. Freedom of speech. It doesn't matter where I start, she's gonna go and do the opposite. Just say it, honey, I don't know. It's freedom of speech. You know, it's my right as an American to record you secretly.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  Oh, I forgot you do those First Amendment videos where you stand in front of, of different nail salons.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  I loved your spot on HBO's Neighbors. Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, I love, I love exposing people who are not, you know, saying Merry Christmas when you walk in the door, for example. I, I think it's important for me to say, sometimes, sometimes, I sort of understand where Michaela's coming from. Absolutely. Well, thank you, I appreciate that. Because I think I'm a pretty reasonable person. I think I'm a fairly reasonable person. Most of the time, no. But I, I am here to say, like, I think our show has been going on for so many years and I think it's important to say that there are some times in this wacky, wacky world where I can agree with the fact that we shouldn't be wearing glasses that are filming anything and everybody without consent.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  I understand, honey, but if you agree that we are both looking at the same cup and it's not a mug, next thing we know, she's drowning, it's upside down.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Now, is it a cup or a mug? Because I'm confused.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  It is a mug, honey. I decided it's a mug.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Keep up.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  Here we go. You don't win. She takes a little and she keeps taking. You'll never get it.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  I said I agreed with you for a second.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  You walk closer to her, she closes the door behind you, honey. You can't do it, honey. You can't do it, honey.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  I knew all my life.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  She is chamber after, chamber after chamber.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  The door's closed, the door's closed.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're locked in, it's a solid pit, honey.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  I just need you guys to send me a newsletter once a month of what I can and can't say.

• 27:38Speaker 03

  Oh, here we go.

• 27:39Speaker 01

  Printed press.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  You know what, honey?

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Printed press.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  Thank you, honey. Printing press.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  Printing press.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Sometimes I get nervous, we treat her like a baby, and I think we shouldn't.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  You think we're, we're.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  I think, I think if we treated her more like she's an adult, she'll act like an adult.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  No, baby, honey, we tried that two years ago at the last back-to-school special and she couldn't do the geometry to save a life and it was sad.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  Tried to make her do the, the polygon test. Tried to make her pick out the geometric shapes.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  Polygon test? Oh, the polygon test. You're doing this test, it's part of the SAT, it's the polygon test. And we thought she could do it. We thought she could do it. Sort of counting the sides of a polygon. We thought she could do it.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  And then we strap you up to a polygraph.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Yes. Polygon polygraph test, if you're lying about how many sides there are, the FBI will be alerted. And then when we added the hot ones part of the challenge, it felt so wrong.

• 28:31Speaker 03

  Well, I wanted to mention my business, we're all talking about our businesses. You guys can always see me on Deena Marie's Farm, my brand-new app that you are more than welcome to join. You know how I always like to say, my house is open to everyone? Well, now it's open via the internet, via apps. It's so much fun. You can build your own little house next to me. You can build all these different things in the rooms. There's a community, there's a chat. You're not invited.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  Interesting, alright.

• 28:56Speaker 03

  You're not allowed.

• 28:57Speaker 01

  Interesting, so everyone's at the table except for me, got it.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Everyone's allowed.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Also, I find it interesting that you're cosplaying being a farmer. I know lots of people who have to farm in real life. Lord God.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  I come from a long line of farmers, honey. I might be Democrat, but I am Southern, honey. I know farmers. I come from the Peach State, honey, in Georgia.

• 29:18Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 29:20Speaker 03

  You're not gonna tell me I don't know farmers.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  You're nepo-south. You are nepo-south.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Nepo-south.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  Nepo-south. Your parents set you up. What in the God for saying, what does that even?

• 29:31Speaker 03

  Nepo-south. What does that even mean?

• 29:34Speaker 01

  That just like really ruined us. What does that mean? Oh, please.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  What is that mean?

• 29:41Speaker 01

  It's that your parents owned a very successful farm op, machine operating company, okay? You barely touched dirt with your own hands.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  My papa, my papa started Long John Silver's with his hands in a fishing pole. He started from nothing.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Okay, you come from multi-millions of dollars.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  When I was a kid, we saved stamps. We saved stamps as a kid.

• 30:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, for your collection book, maybe. What's wrong with a collection book?

• 30:07Speaker 03

  Also, God forbid a woman have hobbies instead of cleaning all day.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  She shouldn't have hobbies. A woman should not have hobbies. Because she should be, she should be in home. She should be at home, she should not be exposing herself to the hobby community.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  Just because I have a hobby doesn't mean my tits are out. Just because, just because I'm running a triathlon doesn't mean my tits. around, honey.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  Running around bra open, going to the.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  Don't you dare talk about my bras. I do not let women talk about my bras. My bras are my business, honey. My bras are my business.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Read the teacher of the year. Name, read the name.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  It's Amanda. Amanda, just read the last name.

• 31:03Speaker 01

  Just read the last name, Amanda.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  Barbara Ann.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  When will you realize Vienna waits for you? Amanda Katchasusa. Amanda Katchasusa. You are the teacher of the year, Amanda Katchasusa. Amanda Katchasusa, from Kentucky. Thank you so much. All of your third grade teachers, all your third graders, love you so much. And they all say, what an amazing teacher you are. So thank you.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Amanda Katchasusa, yeah. Amanda Katchasusa, we are, we are sending you a lifetime supply of JVN's curling cream.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  Yes, Amanda Katchasusa. We have a barcicle that you could take for an hour in Seattle that you can get.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  Amanda Katchasusa, we are sending you a Chiquita bananas, brand new banana holder.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  Amanda Katchasusa, we are sending you some Bonide. That is some pesticides for treating fungus gnats and thrips and other garden pests. Amanda Katchasusa, we have a box full of scrub daddies that come with scrub kiddos and scrub pets for scrubbing your pet ball when you want to clean it. Amanda Katchasusa, we have four varieties of OPI nail polish and they are headed your way. So excited to have you get those. Barbara, read yours for Katchasusa. What a great episode next week.

• 32:23Speaker 03

  That's the end, that's the end, that's the end.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  That's the end, that's the end.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  You have to read the, here you go.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  We didn't start the fire. It was always burning with the world. Amanda Katchasusa, you can bring in three snakes to a Petco.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, honey, we have this great deal. They will take, they will take three snakes from you.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  My God, Petco is doing anything these days. Petco is doing anything.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  I mean, that's what they have to, because these big businesses, I mean, might as well, you know, thank God it's still a Petco, not a data center, but you'd love.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Lord God. I do want to talk about Petco's really quickly. I love a data center. Lord God, sue me.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  Here we go.

• 33:08Speaker 01

  Sue me.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Here we go.

• 33:10Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, since when did a data center become the boogeyman?

• 33:14Speaker 03

  You are not allowed, you are not allowed. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  We go, we go, we go, we go. We go, we, we go, we.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  What did you see there?

• 33:28Speaker 01

  What did you see? The boogeyman. Okay. What does the boogeyman look like to you? He was, he was Donald Rumsfeld. He had parties, used to call himself the boogeyman. And he would go around squeezing all things. Squeezing all things. Men, women. Squeezing all things. He'd squeeze and say, I'm the boogeyman.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Barbara Ann, speaking of that, speaking of boogie.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  Boogie?

• 33:51Speaker 03

  There's something going on on the internet. I don't know if you knew this.

• 33:53Speaker 01

  Let's talk about this.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  Barbara Ann's sound, a song she recorded in the height of disco in the seventies, is going viral.

• 34:02Speaker 01

  I've, I've seen this. Could you believe it? People are doing little dances to it.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Don't know.

• 34:07Speaker 01

  Dance like you can't stop.

• 34:08Speaker 03

  Dance like you can't stop.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:10Speaker 03

  People are doing the dance left and right.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  Wow, show me. Show me, aww.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  Of course she waits, of course she waits when we're talking about her.

• 34:19Speaker 01

  Okay, so we're gonna, okay, so we'll play the clip and that has. Okay, okay, okay. Wow. Show me. Okay, so we'll play the clip and that has the.

• 34:29Speaker 03

  Do you remember how the song goes?

• 34:29Speaker 01

  You remember the song? Yeah, of course.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  Can I sing it for you?

• 34:32Speaker 01

  They have the beat. You come in on the beat drop. Can't stop. Everybody get up, move and dance like you can't stop.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  What are you doing? I'm playing the song. No. What are you doing? I was singing with the song. Okay, why'd you batch my voice right there?

• 34:50Speaker 03

  I liked it.

• 34:52Speaker 01

  What?

• 34:52Speaker 03

  I liked what you were doing.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  I was singing the song. Okay, show me.

• 34:57Speaker 01

  I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore. I'm, I'm, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  You're sick of it?

• 35:03Speaker 03

  Did we think she was gonna be this, around this long? No, we didn't.

• 35:06Speaker 01

  I told my, I told my agents, I can't be a caretaker. I think Barbara, it's, it's, it's okay. You know this, right? We don't want to put you on the spot. Those bitches over there are nonstop. It's just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I know, I know, I know. It's kind of, it kind of never ends and I hate being the sanest person in the room all the time. You're so pretty. Oh, thank you, Barbara. You're my beautiful daughter. Barbara, no, I'm not your daughter. I'm not your daughter. We've been over this. Your daughter lives at the beach. I think we should, I think we should talk about the event. Your daughter loves you very much, but I'm not her. Thank you. I'm not her. My sweet daughter. Thank you so much. Hey Barbara.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  We want to let you know. If it feels like it's time to go.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  You can go.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  Don't hang around for us, okay, honey?

• 35:57Speaker 01

  Well, sometimes I, I, I, I see you hanging on and then I realize that the person, like your husband is just a paid actor and I go. Oh, Richie. See, see, and it makes my heart break. It makes my heart break because I go, who is she hanging on for? Because if it's for us, we give you permission to go, baby. We, I can go. Okay, great job, ladies. See you next time.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  No, honey, no, you can't leave the job.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Honey, we meant.

• 36:26Speaker 03

  Come back.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Honey, please do the job if you can.

• 36:28Speaker 03

  You have to do the job.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  We just mean your soul can leave your body if it needs to go.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  An empty chair confuses the viewers. They think.

• 36:33Speaker 01

  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  Sorry, okay, be careful. Okay, all right, all right, let me do this. When there's an empty chair, we have to tell the viewers, they have not left the studio to come into your home. We want to remind you.

• 36:45Speaker 01

  No one's coming inside your house.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  Your house.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Okay, don't worry. Nobody's coming in your home.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  Don't freak out, careful.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  They just left for something. So to our wonderful viewers.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Over here.

• 36:56Speaker 03

  Here we go.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  And you know, like, I think we should clarify, as long as you're not, as long as you're not, you know, seeing a bright light, we'd love to have you in the chair. I mean, right?

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:10Speaker 01

  It's sweet, Makayla. It is sweet. We just, I don't want you, I don't want you pushing yourself. Push myself.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  I hate her, I hate her. I hate her.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Be careful, we have to. She, she is the reason.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  No, I'm kind of sick of it.

• 37:25Speaker 03

  I know, but we can't be sick of it. She is an icon, she's a queen.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  So are you, so am I.

• 37:31Speaker 03

  We build our own domains. You think I'm not queen of Deena Marie's farm? I'm queen over there.

• 37:36Speaker 01

  But baby, that's just pocopia, but with a different edit. Yeah.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  But it's good.

• 37:40Speaker 01

  It's pocopia.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Well, America's England with a different edit, honey, grow up.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  Okay. I want to talk about the Olympics.

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• 40:50Speaker 01

  Let's talk about the Olympics.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  Let's talk about the Olympics.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  The upcoming Summer Olympics in

• 40:55Speaker 03

  In two years, honey.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  Los Angeles.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  In two years.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  Oh, two years, is it? Are you sure it's not?

• 41:02Speaker 03

  Oh, I've been counting down the day because it's 2028, which is the new election, honey.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  And that's not, oh, well, I have already gotten steamed about it.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  You have already gotten steamed?

• 41:12Speaker 01

  You're getting steamed about it? I'm already getting steamed about it. That we have invited all these countries into our United States of America and we're gonna show them Los Angeles? Come on.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  What's wrong with Los Angeles, honey? What's wrong with Los Angeles? Oh, there aren't enough, uh, uh, uh, stupid things?

• 41:31Speaker 01

  I just mean, oh, excuse me. That's my girl. She meant what she said and she said what she meant.

• 41:36Speaker 03

  There aren't enough stupid things for you?

• 41:38Speaker 01

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• 41:46Speaker 03

  Oh, I bet it hasn't.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  What are you using it for, you sick fuck?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  I bet you're using it to kiss. I bet you're using it to flirt. And because you're obsessed with me, honey.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  You think I'm using it to flirt?

• 41:56Speaker 03

  You're using it to flirt.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  I am using it. I'll tell you why I bought this. I will tell you why I built this AI. And I will tell you why, and it's probably not why you think. It's because I got you for Secret Santa. And I cannot imagine a second in your brain. I don't understand a lick of what you're saying. So I had to build a computer to act as you, to understand even a crumb of where to go. You're sick. I'm sick? You're sick. I'm actually the opposite of sick. No, you're sick. And I'm glad you brought this up because I have an announcement. Oh, here we go. I, Michaela Lynn Romney, am coming out as Maha. I am Maha.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  I am selling beef tallow shots. And you all can have your beef tallow shots at the back of my bluff truck. Thank you very much.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  Oh, wow, what a wonderful Saturday afternoon.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  Wow, I just go to the truck.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Grab a blast of the tallow. What the hell are we talking about here?

• 42:58Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ, all I want to do is cold plunge in peace. And we got these fucking trucks trying to fix my fucking body. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? Nothing is wrong with me. And the way a woman just naturally wants to be.

• 43:11Speaker 03

  What did you learn from my brain? What did this computer, which I can't imagine is a representative of my actual brain? What did you learn about me?

• 43:22Speaker 01

  What did I learn from your brain? I learned that you have a cat you haven't told us about.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  You have a secret cat.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  I literally don't.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  I think you

• 43:37Speaker 03

  I think that ChatGPT hallucinated.

• 43:40Speaker 01

  Said you had, they analyzed everything you've ever said. Dina, this would be Based on all of these statistics, you statistically have a cat. Dina, this would be pretty damaging. This would be pretty damaging, Dina. If you had a cat that you want to tell

• 43:54Speaker 03

  I literally don't have a cat.

• 43:56Speaker 01

  Dina, are you sure?

• 43:57Speaker 03

  I swear to God, I am an honest woman. I have always been honest.

• 44:00Speaker 01

  What's the cat's name, Deena Marie?

• 44:02Speaker 03

  It doesn't exist. I'm telling you, I'm serious.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  The computer said you had a cat.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Don't believe the computer.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  Who am I to believe? The woman who lies all day? Or the computer built by geniuses?

• 44:15Speaker 03

  The computer built by geniuses in the image of a woman who you think lies all day? Why would you trust the AI version of me?

• 44:24Speaker 01

  It's a good point.

• 44:24Speaker 03

  Wouldn't you disagree with that person too? If it is truly me? Or if there is a piece of consciousness that the AI tapped into? Does that mean you agree with me? Does that mean that you saw what I said in that program, honey? And you agree with my thoughts?

• 44:43Speaker 01

  What program? I

• 44:44Speaker 03

  Deena Marie PT?

• 44:46Speaker 01

  Oh, duh.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  The AI, yeah.

• 44:48Speaker 01

  You're just jealous that I developed an AI of you first. Because you would use that to your advantage. You would be running some frickin' acceptance cruise on it. You would be running some frickin' everybody's welcome on the cruise cruise. Oh, speaking of cruises, I went on the JoJo Seawalk cruise and I have a slideshow to show.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  Oh, let's take a look.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  I had the best time. That's fun. I had the best time.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  Let's take a look.

• 45:16Speaker 01

  And I remember when I went, we're gonna show the pictures. When I went, I was so confused. I was so confused, I went, is, here's the thing is, it's not the whole cruise. There's a part of the ship that's normal. But then there's a part of the ship that is there for just JoJo.

• 45:31Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Oh, it's just a JoJo, a JoJo wing of the cruise? A JoJo wing.

• 45:35Speaker 03

  And you end there?

• 45:35Speaker 01

  That they don't tell you, yeah. And let me tell you, this woman performed every night.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  Oh, honey.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  Every night. And then you could go to the pool with her. She was there at the pool.

• 45:44Speaker 03

  What a fun time, honey.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  It was the best time. I think celebrities gotta do more cruises. If you want to see us on a cruise, I've been trying to push it.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  I've been trying to push it. You know, I could be convinced to go on a cruise.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  I had a cruise last year.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  I think a cruise could be fun.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  You are not welcome on mine, but I'll bring you guys.

• 46:00Speaker 01

  But along with all these fun things, we have some really exciting announcements. You can now, talking about what sides you agree on, you can now pick your favorite look character. And you can get a T-shirt with her name on it.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  We got merch, honey.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Guys, we got back to school merch. We do have back to school merch. And can you see the back? Can you see the back?

• 46:24Speaker 03

  We pray at the altar of commercialism.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  We pray at the altar of At the altar of commercialism. And can we thank commercialism really quickly?

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Let's thank commercialism, honey. I think something we can all agree with.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  The only side we love. Amen. And we each have a color. You can even get a Barbara Ann one.

• 46:41Speaker 03

  Barbara Ann, show us, show us the back. Show us the back. Get on your knees and show us the back.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Oh, that's, I think, the hardest thing we've ever asked her to do. I just don't know.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  We'll be here for you, honey. We got you.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  You know, Wegovy in your knees? Yeah, do you want a shot of Wegovy?

• 46:57Speaker 03

  He's a chock full of Wegovy.

• 46:58Speaker 01

  Okay, all right. And here's just a little

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Here we go, let's see it. Kind of moving like that girl in Obsession every now and then. That weird little backwards walk thing, you know?

• 47:11Speaker 01

  She hurts you. She hurts you.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  She's doing

• 47:13Speaker 01

  She hurts you.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  She's doing her impression of Indian Ever Ready right now.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  She hurts you.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, it got through.

• 47:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  She did love Obsession.

• 47:24Speaker 01

  All right, really, okay.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  She said Curry Barker was her celebrity crush this year.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  I love Curry Barker. The things I would do to that boy.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  That boy is about 70 years younger than

• 47:37Speaker 01

  No good, no good. That is quite the age gap. Favorite movies this year, favorite shows? I think she just likes the glasses. Favorite movies, favorite shows? I went off campus.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Oh, honey.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  I thought those kids were great and I thought that age gap is fine.

• 47:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, you were okay with it, honey.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  I was fine. What are you guys thinking about movies? What are you watching? Oh, um, uh I saw you at Withering Family Stops the Cross?

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Family Stops the Cross.

• 47:59Speaker 01

  Family Stops the Cross. Oh, look, she's turning You guys didn't see this? Oh, she's

• 48:02Speaker 03

  Okay, here we go, honey.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  She's almost got it.

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Here we go, honey.

• 48:05Speaker 01

  Now, ass down.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  You know what movie I saw? Florence Foster Jenkins.

• 48:09Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, you like that movie?

• 48:11Speaker 03

  It's really wonderful. Meryl Streep's is a bad singer and they love her for it.

• 48:14Speaker 01

  Oh, that's such a funny one. Did you see That is fun. I saw a video of you and your trainer at Withering Heights. Well

• 48:22Speaker 03

  I saw you there.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  Thank you very much. Because, you know, my ex ran off with his personal trainer, of course, to write Broadway plays. And I have found my own love with a personal trainer, which is very exciting for me. And we both really align on health. We really align on fitness. And a little higher, Barbara Ann.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  Arch your back, yeah, get up there.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  And great, I'll hold this down for you.

• 48:42Speaker 03

  No, other way, other way. Concave. Convex.

• 48:45Speaker 01

  There we go, keep going though. Yes, okay. Because I want to hear about this trainer.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Cow, cow, cow.

• 48:48Speaker 01

  I want to hear about this trainer. Well, this trainer, I'm very happy. We got married last fall. Now show the front, now show the front of the pocket square. Yeah, we need to see the pocket square, Barbara Ann. So just go ahead and turn around. Take your time, though. So tell me about the trainer. Okay, yeah, so his name is Matt.

• 49:06Speaker 03

  That's a nice, strong name for a man.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  It's a strong name.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  Or anyone.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  All right, all right.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  I'm okay with anyone being named Matt.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  I'm okay if you want to name your pencil case Matt. Last time I checked, my Matt is a boy. And he is someone who is really aligning me on my fitness goal. We do a shot of turmeric every day. And then we fast. And then we do a shot of tallow. And then followed by, like, a big Oh, okay, Barbara. Barbara Ann, are you ready to sit back down? She's gonna show the pocket square. Oh no, she's gonna show the pocket square.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  You don't have to go that close, honey. You can hold the mug as well, honey.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  Go ahead and hold the mug.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  Mug's coming in two sizes, but we only got one size today, honey.

• 49:52Speaker 01

  And then show this, show the other, no, you got this. Okay, you got this.

• 49:54Speaker 03

  Don't drop it, honey.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  Now, show the other side, it's got the whole thing.

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Don't drop it, honey.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  It's got, whose lips are those, huh? Don't drop it, we only have a couple.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  Oh, I think they, I think I know whose lips they are.

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Mine. Mine. Nice, now put your hand down so you can see every, we got colors of it, it's cute. Okay, that's good, that's good.

• 50:10Speaker 03

  That's awesome, honey. There you go, Barbara Ann.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  And you take your time getting back to your chair.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Good girl.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  Go ahead, honey.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  This is, but I'm glad. Okay, great stuff. I'm glad you're sowing your oats. Well, thank you so much.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  You know what, we, we had known for years that your husband was cheating on you and we're so glad that...

• 50:29Speaker 01

  Well, uh, he was, you know, on many work trips, so.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, interesting.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. I, I appreciate the arc.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  I think no women should be disrespected. And I, and I, and I like to see that...

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Well, I agree with you on this. And that does go for my new, my new product that I'm working on.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Which is, uh, which is a law I'm trying to pass.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  That women should have wifi everywhere. Women should have wifi everywhere.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  I love that law, honey.

• 50:55Speaker 01

  Now, that's interesting, why don't you want to pass a law that boys should get wifi everywhere? Why aren't you passing a law that young men have access to wifi? Cause last time I checked, half of college students are men.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Oh my god, can you just let my friend pass a law?

• 51:16Speaker 01

  Can you just let me pass a law?

• 51:18Speaker 03

  Can you just let my friend try to pass a law?

• 51:19Speaker 01

  Like, would it kill you?

• 51:20Speaker 03

  You know how hard it is to pass a law, can she just try?

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Can I just try? Your laws affect my son's life, thank you very much.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  Your son gets wifi.

• 51:29Speaker 01

  Your son gets wifi!

• 51:31Speaker 03

  As a man, he gets wifi wherever he wants.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  Oh, please. I'm sorry, it's true. My son has had to beg for wifi. Where? My son has gone to the coffee shop.

• 51:38Speaker 03

  Where has he ever? Your son was born with wifi and he will die with wifi.

• 51:42Speaker 01

  Oh, please. He's a hunter-gatherer and he will find wifi where he can. And women everywhere have no way of getting wifi. Female baristas everywhere have cut my son off from wifi at 5pm. Oh, you dumb bitch! When half days turn over from breakfast to dinner and they kick out all the laptops, so does my son have to go learn geometry in the dark, you bitch!

• 52:08Speaker 03

  You know what, I have, I have an AI for you, Michaela. If AI stands for an insult, you wouldn't be admitted to ugly camp if you tried.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  An insult. It stands for un-insult? I wouldn't be admitted to ugly camp if I tried?

• 52:24Speaker 03

  Absolutely, honey.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  So, you think I'm hot? I see what it is. Oh, god. You're obsessed with me.

• 52:30Speaker 03

  I think you're so ugly, you don't qualify.

• 52:33Speaker 01

  You are obsessed with me.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Absolutely not, honey. I am fighting the good fight. It's the way a raincoat is obsessed with the rain. Every time I am existing, it's to fight the bullshit you're pouring all over the world.

• 52:50Speaker 01

  I've never thought about that. That raincoats don't need the rain, they can just be jackets.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 52:58Speaker 01

  And, they can, that's the nuance.

• 53:01Speaker 03

  That's what I'm, I'm trying to get her fired, so we can just be jackets.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  And I...

• 53:05Speaker 03

  I just want to be a jacket.

• 53:06Speaker 01

  I just want to be a jacket who passes a law every couple of years. You want to know what a rain jacket is, though? What's a rain jacket? It's a goofy fucking coat. It's a goofy goddamn coat. It's the goofiest fucking coat I can think of.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  You would say that's a Paddington Bear. You would say that's a Paddington Bear.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  I, you're gonna say that's a dear Paddington? You know what, I find... I would raise Paddington Bear right!

• 53:36Speaker 03

  You, you, you would get...

• 53:39Speaker 01

  No, you would raise Paddington Bear!

• 53:44Speaker 01

  How dare you talk about that bear, you dumb slut!

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Sit down, sit down.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  You dumb fucking slut! You know that bear means so much to me and my family, you dumb bitch slut whore!

• 53:56Speaker 03

  Sit down, sit down, it's okay.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Do you see what happens when you try and have a conversation?

• 54:02Speaker 03

  Oh, shut up! You would get Paddington Bear deported. Shut up! You would get deported. He is from Peru. He showed up. You would not give him a visa. You would not give him a visa.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  If Paddington Bear followed all the rules, I would not deport him.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  And I stand by that. I can't believe I hit a...

• 54:22Speaker 03

  It's okay, honey.

• 54:23Speaker 01

  No, it's...

• 54:23Speaker 03

  We can edit that out, right?

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Jeremy, you're looking like really sad right now.

• 54:29Speaker 01

  Thank you so much, I tried BetterHelp and it didn't work.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Hmm. Check out our Patreon.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  Instead of getting therapy.

• 54:41Speaker 01

  We can edit that out. Look, no, I don't... And where's my lip gloss? I don't want to edit it out. I would like the world to see what happens when you sit peacefully and have a conversation, try and have a debate. You, you see what happens with the, the, this, your side. Good luck, good luck. You're gonna need a goofy coat.

• 55:01Speaker 03

  You don't have a problem.

• 55:01Speaker 01

  You're gonna need a goofy coat. I'm gonna need a goofy coat. Cause, cause global warming is coming for your fucking ass. I'm sorry, rain is cold last time I checked. It doesn't matter, I just mean crazy weather.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  I am so tired. Do you understand how tired that argument is? The way that you and your party get so upset about semantics. You don't understand, you get so mad you argue about a single word. Meanwhile, the real thing is murdering us. That's what's crazy about it.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  The real thing is murdering us and that's why women need wifi everywhere they go.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  We need access, honey.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  I can't... Give up, let us in!

• 55:37Speaker 03

  You know how hard, just let it try.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  I won't speak up about this because I don't want to get slapped again. We have one more Teacher of the Year award to give out. Why don't you read what's on the Teacher of the Year?

• 55:50Speaker 03

  Slapping her gave her so much mileage.

• 55:51Speaker 01

  I am...

• 55:52Speaker 03

  She's a victim now.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  I'm very excited for the rest of the look. I am very excited for what the rest of these episodes is gonna be. They're gonna cut it out. Now that the true colors have been revealed. She talked about the bear, I lost my fucking mind. She can't go after Paddington. So, the name is Rachel?

• 56:13Speaker 01

  Uptown girl. She's been living in her uptown world. She's never had a backstreet guy. Uh, Rachel? Uptown ain't never... Last name, any last name. Uh-oh, Barbara Ann. I go walking in the, in the middle... Oh my god.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, not after I slapped Michaela. She can't die after. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

• 56:36Speaker 03

  She grabbed the apple, she, she definitely moved.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  She grabbed the apple. She grabbed the apple, she's holding the apple.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  She's holding the apple.

• 56:42Speaker 01

  She's not dead.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Okay, we, let's just give her one last shot and we go be...

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Oh my god. I'm shaking my head back. I mean, wait, we're like, nobody dies holding an apple, right?

• 56:57Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 56:57Speaker 01

  Nobody can die holding an apple.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  It will fall over, she's not, she just blinked, she just blinked.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  She's not dead.

• 57:07Speaker 01

  She's not dead.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  She can't be dead.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  She can't be dead.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  I'm sorry I said I wanted you dead. I'm sorry, Barbara Ann, I don't know, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, honey.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann! Can I try something? Yeah, yeah, try anything.

• 57:18Speaker 03

  Kiss her on the lips?

• 57:23Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  Hold on, let me, let me try something.

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Barbara Ann, it's me. Your daughter. That's gotta work. I'm your daughter.

• 57:34Speaker 03

  This is scary.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  I'm your daughter. We can't have this ever. I'm your daughter. I mean, I... Can I say something? At the beginning of this episode, I, I wanted her to be gone and I feel like my wishes are coming true, I feel like I shouldn't have done that. That's right, bitch! It's Rachel Estvez. Rachel Estvez! You're the Teacher of the Year! Rachel Estvez!

• 57:57Speaker 03

  That was funny, honey. That was funny, honey.

• 57:59Speaker 01

  That was good.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  That was funny.

• 58:00Speaker 01

  Rachel Estvez, we have a CoverGirl concealer truck on its way to your house right now. They're gonna color match your face and all three of your girlfriends. Rachel Estvez, you have 30% off all cheese fries at the Cracker Barrel.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  Rachel Estvez, we are sending you on a two-week stay to SeaWorld.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  And you have to stay the whole time, that's part of it.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  Or they pay, or they charge you for all the nights.

• 58:28Speaker 01

  Or they charge you, it's like all you can eat. Rachel Estvez, we got you the new Skims backpack that you could put all of your folders for your school supplies in. It comes with a bra and panties. Rachel Estvez, you are receiving, of course, 25 staples. These are free, extra staples that you can use to reload your stapler.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Rachel Estvez, you get a free away bag from Away. It is a suitcase you can take to SeaWorld.

• 59:00Speaker 01

  Ja Rule is down at the Orange County Fair and we have two tickets. Tickets to give away to Ja Rule. So he's at the fair and we're giving him tickets?

• 59:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I don't know if that was another promotion we're doing that we're just now giving to Rachel. Rachel, you're getting Ja Rule too, I guess.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, we said it on air, so now we have to give it to you. So you're getting Ja Rule. Uh, Rachel, thank you so much for everything you've done and thank you to all teachers. All teachers.

• 59:25Speaker 03

  I love teachers. What you do is unlike anybody else, you deserve to get paid when we get paid. You really do.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  You really do. Well, I don't know about that. Did you guys know, did you guys know sleepovers are done now?

• 59:39Speaker 03

  No.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  Have you heard this?

• 59:41Speaker 03

  Not at my house, honey.

• 59:42Speaker 01

  My grandson.

• 59:42Speaker 03

  I got thirty, forty people sleeping over at my house every night.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  I mean, I mean, it's about time, right?

• 59:46Speaker 03

  What are you saying? Your grandsons are doing it?

• 59:48Speaker 01

  So, so my grandson, I talked to his, um, he had his friends over and the, and the, and all the moms came over and the grandmothers came over and we were all talking. Of course, we're just a big open table, right? I took the Deena Marie way.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  I love that, honey.

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  And, um, I'm, we're all talking and I found out that in schools, kids and families don't do sleepovers anymore because of how scary it is to be just in other people's homes. Sleepovers are done. Well, I relate, you know, everyone should be spending time with their family unit, you know, just pretty much nobody else if in, in a best case scenario.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  You know what I will say, honey, is this feels like a sleepover to me sometimes. In our best days.

• 1:00:28Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  I think about some of our wonderful days.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  I think about that time we had that astronaut, Mark Kelly.

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. Mark Kelly!

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  Mark Kelly was a wonderful astronaut.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  My husband's sweet Mark Kelly. Oh, yeah. When Rachel Ray made us each our own apple turnovers that looked like our faces.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  That was fun.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. When Lance Armstrong came by and played bingo with us.

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  That was so funny. And that was before all of it, honey.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  Before all of it, of course. Everything went down. Before everything.

• 1:00:59Speaker 03

  When Neil Sedaka came over and he played his song Laughing in the Rain for us right before he died.

• 1:01:04Speaker 01

  Oh, gosh. God. You know, we really have had so many good times on this show. You know. So many good times. I want to, I want to apologize for getting violent today.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Say it, honey.

• 1:01:19Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  No, I'm.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Accept an apology, please.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  Except, make, make this apology genuine for me. Do not make this apology some jackoff of your big Republican dick.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  He who cast the first stone, that's from that fan fiction you love.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  So I'm sorry, I got slapped and now I'm hearing lewd phrases and Bible slander. Make it make sense. Make that make sense. I feel bad, that's all. And I don't want you to make this. Guys, the slap has happened to me. The slap has officially happened to me.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  You should have, you should have gone all the way. I think if you slap Michaela Lee, you have to kill her. I think that's how it goes.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  I should have killed her.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  You should have murdered her.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  I should have killed her.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  That would have been easier.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  That would have been more peaceful. If I, if I got, if I had a jail, if I had to go to jail for this, it'd be more peaceful than the moment she's gonna make out of this. So fine, you know what? Fine, I'm gonna take a year off.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  No, honey, no, you're not.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Yes, I am!

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  No, you're not, honey. You're not quitting.

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  Yes, I am!

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  You're not quitting.

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  I think I talked, I talked to my agents.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  No, honey.

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  I'm taking one year sabbatical.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  You have not talked to your agents, you haven't left the state.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  I've talked to my agents, I'm taking one year sabbatical.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  No, you're not, honey.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  And in my replacement, we have Renee Rapp.

• 1:02:42Speaker 03

  No, we don't.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  Who's gonna promote her album.

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  She's not.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  It's for the month of June.

• 1:02:46Speaker 03

  No, it's not.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  It's for gay stuff.

• 1:02:48Speaker 03

  Absolutely not.

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  I, I'm sorry. You're sorry? Okay. I wish that were enough.

• 1:02:55Speaker 03

  Oh, honey.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  I want to die.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  Welcome to hell, honey. It's okay, I'm right here with you.

• 1:03:01Speaker 01

  Welcome to hell.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  This is our new odyssey. I'm Odysseus. You're, you're the other guy.

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  I'm the other guy. You see what happens when you have a conversation? And you see what happens when you ask for a black coffee, no frills, in what you've always known this thing to be called? Do you see what happens? Next time you see this show, I'm in charge. No, next time you see this show, we have admitted ourselves to hell. This is a mug and only a mug and you can get it at the look.

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  We are not going down without a fight. I'll tell you that much, honey. And when you come back, we will be strengthened and hardened and we will kill all the people that are trying to have sex with our wife.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  I am going to, I am going to unleash WME and all my managers there. And I'm gonna say, negotiate my contract so big that you won't see me coming.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  We need Team Deena Marie, Team Luanne in the comments. Let us know.

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  Let us know.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  You are on our side.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  You do not have to agree with violence to be on our side. Pretty desperate.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  We don't agree with violence, we agree that she was being annoying.

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  Pretty desperate. I'm just gonna sit here while the hand-slapping party digs their own grave. And you know what? If, if, if, if people want me to take a look the way I'll do it. But all I want to say is, say who you want to be with in the comments below. You can, we've divided ourselves up equally. You can get a shirt to show your, your appreciation.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely, honey.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  But you know what? I don't, I don't agree with violence, but she was being annoying.

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  So do you on, Barbara Ann?

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  What do you think about all this? The violence? Oh, no. The what? Whose side? I got slapped earlier. Oh, yeah. The slap happened to me. Will Smith. Exactly like that. That was honestly not too long ago for her to do. No, she's, this is the most lucid connection I've heard in years.

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  There's some synapses that are still storing stuff in there.

• 1:05:17Speaker 01

  Wegovy helps.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  Wegovy is helping.

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  Wegovy helps. Wegovy helps. And that's why every single teen, uh, teacher, we are sending some Wegovy to.

• 1:05:27Speaker 03

  Not to make you lose weight. We're not trying to do that.

• 1:05:31Speaker 01

  Back to school. It's just because it's back to school. Back to school. And we're doing it to show our appreciation, along with our Oreos that are coming out, the Look Oreos. Oh, yes, Barbara Ann, read the copy for the Look Oreos.

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Okay. Oh. Okay. Well, you could read it out loud to the camera.

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can read it out loud, honey. Come on, honey, yeah.

• 1:06:00Speaker 01

  The Look Oreos coming to CVS, Rite Aid, and any place you can get your cookie. Now choose the right cookie for you. Get your cookie. Where can you get your cookie? Who's writing the copy? Who's writing this copy? I'm sorry, we've been on the air fifty-three years and nobody knows how to write a copy. Jesus, that sounds like she's talking about her vagina, you fucking idiots.

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  Expect a memo later. I will be sending another one of my famous in our office.

• 1:06:27Speaker 01

  Oh, I will be sending one of my texts to the wrong person. I will be sending a lot of emojis to a camera op.

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  I will be sending a reply all memo to one person accidentally.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  And I will be re-downloading Slack and asking how to log in so I could tell somebody that memo was bad. Join my team if you're excited for Thanksgiving.

• 1:06:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  I think that's as close as we're gonna get.

• 1:06:50Speaker 03

  So if you agree with us, join our team. If you agree with Michaela, join her team. If you're excited for Thanksgiving, join Barbara Ann's team.

• 1:06:56Speaker 01

  We're all excited for Thanksgiving, we're excited for teachers, kids, go back to school already. Go back to school.

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  We love you, we love you, honey, we love you.

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  This is the Look signing off. And this has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists answering the question, now that's why they call it showbiz. Live from the beautiful Dynasty Typewriters. You literally can buy this stuff, guys. We got the mugs, they say Artists on Artists on the back, we're gonna put the link in bio, and you could get all of them. You could get all of them in case you didn't, in case we were not in frame when we did this, it says our names on the back.

• 1:07:34Speaker 03

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• 1:08:11Speaker 03

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