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Are you ready to change. Your. Life? It’s time to get in the drivers seat of your destiny because this week we have 4 of the world’s most impactful motivational speakers speaking directly to YOU (that’s right, move over Brené Brown!). Listen in as they yell at you for your own good, embolden you to fulfill your true purpose, and then send you back out into the world a new person. We are so grateful to these 4 coaches for sharing their words and spreading their light with the world. So throw out those other self-help books and dive into this episode because these 4 speakers are all you need to seize the day and take back control of your life.
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2:11 Speaker 06 Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. Today, get off your butt and do something because it's time to listen to motivational speakers.
2:22 Speaker 04 People who motivate others are called motivational speakers. Whether they're wearing a headset, speaking to a town of 15,000, or if they're on TikTok, reaching the masses that way. Motivational speakers are a key aspect of getting you to get up and do it. Motivational speakers are some of the world's most important artists. We see them everywhere, in schools, in churches, online, and other places. How do these people do the craft? How do they keep it up? Today, we're gonna learn.
2:58 Speaker 06 So stop being lazy. Get off your couch and listen in.
3:05 Speaker 04 Okay, I need everybody to tap the hell in right now. I need you to tap the hell in.
3:13 Speaker 06 It's focus time.
3:14 Speaker 04 Because today is the only day that's happening.
3:17 Speaker 06 It's focus time. I need you all to be here with me. Do you see me? Do I see you? Do you see me?
3:24 Speaker 04 I see you.
3:25 Speaker 06 Do you see me? I see you. Do you see me?
3:29 Speaker 04 I see you.
3:30 Speaker 06 We see each other and we can get started in this wonderful day.
3:34 Speaker 04 There is a beginning and there is consent to the beginning. And I'm gonna say, I consent to this podcast beginning, correct? I consent to this starting and my heart opening.
3:47 Speaker 06 Hundreds of people today, hundreds of people today, decided to not do a podcast. They decided to sit on their ass and not get up to do anything. And by the four of us showing up, just showing up, just showing up. We showed them that we are ready to take the next step.
4:04 Speaker 04 You at home, you chose to click on this video. You could have not- You chose! You could have sat down, sat in bed, bed rotting, bed absolutely rotting, stinking swine. But you didn't, did you? You clicked on a thumbnail, you clicked on an icon, and you have shown up for yourself.
4:27 Speaker 06 You pressed play and you began your life today. You're here with us and we're gonna have ourselves a wonderful conversation. We all got in the car. You got in the car.
4:37 Speaker 04 Wow!
4:38 Speaker 06 You got in the car. Yeah! You got in the car.
4:41 Speaker 04 I got in the car!
4:43 Speaker 06 I got in the car and I drove to be here right now. And we're here and we are getting started!
4:49 Speaker 04 What if, what if, at the top of this with the best energy we had up here, what if we just made a fucking mess?
4:56 Speaker 04 What, what, what do you think at home if I go, "I'm making a fucking mess today. At least I made something." Use your free will. Use your free will.
5:08 Speaker 06 And I just wanna take a second at the top of this to maybe do a recheck on our audio levels. Are we alright from the booth? How are we doing in the booth?
5:16 Speaker 04 Have we blown up the microphones in the booth?
5:22 Speaker 06 We're good in the booth.
5:23 Speaker 04 We're good! Are we, if we're good in the booth and we're good in our hearts and minds and we're good in our groins, then we're good for inspiration.
5:31 Speaker 06 Let's go around and introduce ourselves to each other because I think when you are meeting another person for the first time- Yes! It is extremely, extremely important to take in their energy, to take in their soul, to take in the vibe that they have today and to connect with them.
5:51 Speaker 04 Yes, and we, by the very act of saying your own name, you are validating, "I exist." Yes! "I am here and present and ready to go." You're going, "My mother and my father got together and did some-" That I'm taking the baton. Tell them what they did! I'll tell you what they did, they did sex. They did sex and I'm taking that baton and I'm running and I'm saying, "What can I show you that sex does?"
6:26 Speaker 06 Just like a pot being made in a gallery, you were made between two materials mashed together. You were given a name and you were sent out into the world. You were birthed, which is what I talk about every day. My seminars are a birthing seminar.
6:43 Speaker 04 Say your name.
6:44 Speaker 06 My name is Daniella Skaroo and I am the birthing coach for human beings who have already been born and who are looking to be reborn. When you come to my seminars,
6:58 Speaker 04 Amen.
6:59 Speaker 06 If this is the first time at my seminar, you are a day old. You enter through a separate portal, the birthing portal, and you are a baby. You come to my seminar 18 times and you are graduated. When you are 18 seminars old, you can become an adult. But before then, we are re-gifting you and reshaping you into the brand-new you that you are. You wear a diaper, you suck on a little baba, you wear a little bonnet, because you're a baby, and we reshape you.
7:33 Speaker 04 Can you address, can you address claims that you are forcing people to wear the bonnets and do the toddler?
7:38 Speaker 06 I am not allowed to speak on what I am forcing or not forcing people to do.
7:43 Speaker 04 Okay.
7:43 Speaker 06 But what can I say? They like to wear the bonnets, they like to suck on the babas. I have never once forced a woman to hold a baba in her mouth. She has chosen every time, every time they choose to put on the bonnet and wear the baba inside their mouth.
8:03 Speaker 04 I met a friend, a woman who took your class, Opposite Lamaze it was, and she came out bolder, bigger, stronger, happier than she's ever been.
8:18 Speaker 06 Thank you!
8:18 Speaker 04 And she wore the baba of her own free will.
8:22 Speaker 06 I appreciate you saying that. Opposite Lamaze is one of the classes we do, where you get really relaxed and you don't have a baby.
8:29 Speaker 04 Oh my God, as a woman, the amount of rooms I walk into that are asking me to have a baby, and to walk into another room that is asking me to do the opposite,
8:42 Speaker 06 Exactly.
8:42 Speaker 04 is empowering.
8:44 Speaker 06 We have all sorts of problems in our lives that we've accrued from being raised wrong.
8:49 Speaker 04 Raised wrong!
8:51 Speaker 06 The way you've been raised before you come into my seminar is wrong. And I will fix it, and I will change it, and I will make you you again. I will make you the you you want to be, and you can walk out a new adult. That's wonderful. Thank you!
9:07 Speaker 04 Absolutely wonderful.
9:09 Speaker 06 Hearing that from you is inspiring, it's honest, it's heartbreaking, it's real, it's raw, it's raw. My name is Tommy Jacobson. I'm a life coach, I'm a personal trainer of the mind.
9:24 Speaker 06 And what I do with my people every day is I show them that there's another life they could be living.
9:29 Speaker 04 Wow.
9:30 Speaker 06 If they just said yes. If they just wake up and say, "Day, today, we don't play."
9:36 Speaker 04 To even address the day, to address the day.
9:38 Speaker 06 "We don't play."
9:39 Speaker 04 "We don't play."
9:40 Speaker 06 "We don't play today." I travel around the world inspiring people of all ages, of all sexes, of all creeds, of all cultures, of all generations, to say, "Today, we don't play the day."
9:55 Speaker 06 Okay, that was awesome.
9:57 Speaker 04 Where are you from?
9:58 Speaker 06 I'm from a little town outside of Colorado Springs. I was raised, I was raised by my father, a lumberjack. My mother, a nurse. Late nights at the hospital, my father, early mornings at the forest. And there I was, little Tommy, struggling with identity.
10:23 Speaker 04 So sad.
10:24 Speaker 06 With culture, with where I was and what I was gonna be. A kid in the middle of nowhere with big dreams, but no mentorship to get me there. So what did I do? I created my own mentorship, I created my own program, 16 Steps with Tommy. I created my own workshops you can take online.
10:45 Speaker 04 Not a lot of prices, very cheap, $150 per session. And I found a way to get what you want in this life. Wow. Because on the other side of today is tomorrow. And what does tomorrow hold? You guys haven't taken my workshops, it's alright. What does tomorrow hold?
10:58 Speaker 06 The future.
10:59 Speaker 04 The future. Wow. You took my workshop.
11:01 Speaker 06 I could have guessed.
11:03 Speaker 04 Don't know if you could, it's pretty, it's a pretty original, pretty big idea I came up with.
11:07 Speaker 06 I just did guess. I guessed it correctly.
11:09 Speaker 04 Must have taken a workshop, I've given it.
11:10 Speaker 06 I have never heard of you before in my life.
11:12 Speaker 04 We've all known workshops, we've been in workshop culture for a long time. It's, it's our bread and butter, so I, I, of course you guessed. I think Tommy tomorrow's, colon, colon, future is what, it's a big class I speak about. So, it's mine, and I own it. You can take a class, that's it. But I expire, and I get people going. I also have a podcast, The Daily Now. Um, it's a big podcast. I've, I've seen the clips. The daily? There are more clips. The Daily Now. The Daily Now. And there are more clips, we are clipping this thing. Is it the now? The Daily Now. The Daily Now.
11:47 Speaker 06 I saw a clip that was just you drinking a glass of water.
11:50 Speaker 04 Daily Now, that's how I start every, every podcast, is I drink a glass of water. We have clipped every single moment of my podcast. Every single moment of my podcast has been clipped. I know, I follow you, and I subscribe to updates because I enable notifications for every account I follow. That's amazing. I think movies should do that, everything should be clipped. I, I'm telling you, and everything is being clipped. Because you know what? It's like, it's like getting a pizza and not cutting it. Mmm. You should cut it. Mmm. Make it a clip. Clip it, clip the pizza while you still have time. Have a damn slice. My favorite clip right now is me drinking that water and just about to start a sentence. And then it cuts off right when it's.
12:27 Speaker 06 I saw that.
12:29 Speaker 04 I remember it, text hook, that feel when you're about to say something. It's amazing, we, on our podcast, The Daily Now, we have interesting people from all walks of life coming down and talking about how they got there and their philosophies of life. It's amazing, you guys should listen. It's free for now. If you want all every single episode, go to our website, thedailynow.com. We have every single podcast available, $1.99 for a subscription for every episode. Not that expensive, hit it now. Gorgeous. Some of it was free, though?
13:03 Speaker 04 The 20 episodes, most recent episodes.
13:05 Speaker 03 Are Free, we have a database of over 120,000 episodes.
13:09 Speaker 06 Oh my god!
13:11 Speaker 04 That's smart. That's very smart. That's nuts!
13:13 Speaker 06 I don't understand the internet.
13:16 Speaker 03 Anybody else want to introduce themselves?
13:18 Speaker 04 I have something to say.
13:20 Speaker 03 We're all starting at a 10 and I love it.
13:22 Speaker 04 I have something to say. And you think we're not starting on a 10?
13:27 Speaker 03 Well, I think we weren't starting at a 10 and then I said that thing about how we showed up today and that we all hit 10 so quickly.
13:33 Speaker 06 It worked on me! It worked on me!
13:36 Speaker 04 It worked on me and I'll tell you what. I'm glad you came out and said that. I'm glad you came out and started at a 10 because there might not guarantee a tomorrow where we get to be a 10. I am Larissa McCamara. And I am a speaker, a mother, a lover, and a friend. And how did I get that way? How did I become a mother, a speaker, a lover, and a friend? Tell us! How on earth did that happen to me?
14:13 Speaker 06 Tell us, Lisa McCamara!
14:15 Speaker 04 I could not have done this. I could not have done this. I used to be a different woman. Bed rotting, stinky slime, stinky, stinky... Were you a disgusting slob? I was a disgusting slob. House filled to the brim with shit. You naughty fucking slob! With pigsty shit, fruit flies, fruit flies.
14:45 Speaker 03 You said fruit flies twice.
14:47 Speaker 04 That's how many there were. Fruit flies. It's hard to do this all down the barrel. Fruit flies, pantry moths, caterpillars, little...
15:00 Speaker 03 We don't need the details. We can move past the specific bugs that were in your house.
15:05 Speaker 06 I would love to know how you are no longer disgusting because it sounds like you've just been disgusting for so long.
15:11 Speaker 04 Move on from the slob to the butterfly!
15:13 Speaker 06 You're wearing all white now.
15:14 Speaker 04 That's where I was. That's where I was. And why did I change? I'll tell you why. Because on November 1st, 2012, I got into my car. And I thought, "Well, I might be going to the grocery store." You know? You might, you might. You disgusting slob. That sounds like a slob.
15:37 Speaker 06 We understand how a car works.
15:38 Speaker 04 It sounds like a slob behind the wheel. So you're in there, you're going... Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum. Oh, I'm sticky, I'm dirty, I only think about myself. Boom, slam, I hit the brakes. Whoa, a big rig flies past me. And in that moment, I was nearly dead. I nearly crossed over to the other side. No! And I'll tell you what. What? I saw two ghosts. And you know what they looked at me? You know what they looked at me? What did they look at you?
16:14 Speaker 06 Did they look, did they look at this, this?
16:16 Speaker 04 You know what they looked?
16:17 Speaker 06 What did they look? What did they look at you?
16:20 Speaker 04 You know what they looked at me? It wasn't that. What did they look at you? I wish it was that. Do you know what those ghosts looked at me?
16:29 Speaker 06 That's not a question you can ask.
16:31 Speaker 04 Let me answer it. They said, "We're disappointed." Those ghosts looked at me like this.
16:42 Speaker 04 For shame. And it was in that moment, I knew I had to grab life by my own hands. I had to start my own business. I had to start a podcast immediately. I had to start a skincare line immediately. And I had to start selling courses to women just like you immediately. So that everyone knows you can grab life by the horns because tomorrow is not guaranteed. The next minute is not guaranteed. The next hour is not guaranteed. The next second...
17:19 Speaker 04 Is not guaranteed.
17:21 Speaker 06 I thought she was dead! She kinda looked like one of their ghosts.
17:28 Speaker 04 Ghost looked at ya.
17:29 Speaker 06 Can I say, I loved your book, How to Unfuck Your Fucking Disgusting Fucking Life, so much.
17:35 Speaker 04 Thank you, thank you. I'm so glad you read it. I'm so glad you read it.
17:39 Speaker 06 I'm a huge fan of the Two Ghosts Method. I love the Two Ghosts Method. Who are the two ghosts in your life? Who are the ones that are staring at you?
17:49 Speaker 04 Many people's ghosts are two parents. Many people's ghosts are two lovers. They're two dogs, two cats, whatever they are. There's someone who is looking at you, knowing you are not the person you should be yet. You are not who you are yet. You are yet to become who you are. And we, the ghosts, boo, are here to tell you.
18:18 Speaker 04 Two Ghosts Method, you can preorder it now, or you can regular order it. It's out.
18:24 Speaker 06 If you preorder it, it comes in a month. If you order it, it comes now.
18:28 Speaker 04 Tell us how. That's good news. People who preorder, who have patience. Are you gonna be someone who doesn't have patience, or someone who does? Do you have the core, the patience to take one candy if you wait an hour? Or two candies if you wait two hours?
18:46 Speaker 06 Exactly. Do you? Do you? Alright.
18:49 Speaker 04 You got almost lost there. You almost got lost.
18:52 Speaker 06 Now, we've already introduced ourselves, except there's one person who has not.
18:56 Speaker 04 And there's one person who needs to make themselves known.
19:00 Speaker 06 We call upon the person who has not introduced themselves to make themselves known today, and we hope they have the space and the willingness to.
19:06 Speaker 04 So you're telling me that there have been three people who stood up today? And there's one who hasn't? And that one has a decision to decide, does she stand up or not? We're gonna have to use the big camera for this one.
19:26 Speaker 04 We're gonna make a mess!
19:29 Speaker 06 Oh my god.
19:32 Speaker 04 We're gonna make a mess! Are you getting this? Are you getting this? We're gonna make a fucking mess! Hi, everybody at home. My name is Mac and Cheese Doronto.
19:47 Speaker 06 It's Make a Mess Mac and Cheese.
19:49 Speaker 04 Make a mess! Make a fucking mess!
19:53 Speaker 06 Ow!
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21:01 Speaker 06 It's nice, the energy, the aura. It is beautiful to be here. It is beautiful to see this.
21:07 Speaker 04 Thank you.
21:07 Speaker 06 I love it.
21:08 Speaker 04 I want every woman at home, I want you to put your anus down and kick up. And I love this method. This method gets me going in the morning. It gets me going in the evening.
21:22 Speaker 06 It's really awkward for a man to do, it's really actually hard.
21:23 Speaker 04 What if we just kicked and kicked and fucking kicked? And what if we did?
21:29 Speaker 06 I'm not gonna do that anymore personally.
21:33 Speaker 04 It's okay.
21:33 Speaker 06 Put your anus down and kick up.
21:36 Speaker 04 Anus down, kicks up.
21:38 Speaker 06 I think biologically, there was something going on with weight distribution that was tougher for us.
21:44 Speaker 04 It's okay, there's can and there's can't. And there's things in the way and there's things that aren't in the way. It's up to you if you decide if you want to do that. I am proudly from Dallas. Wow, don't sound like that at all. Interesting. I gotta say, you sound much more New Jersey. I'm from Dallas. Um, my mother is from the Bronx. My father is from New Jersey. I grew up in Dallas. I love Dallas. I'm a little bit of a Disney adult. I'm what? I'm leaving all my shit out here for you. I'm putting it out. My husband only talks to me once a month. It's out there. We've been separated, but we haven't had a divorce.
22:27 Speaker 04 What happens if I make a mess and I tell you all my mess? What if I tell you one of my sons hates me? But I work on that relationship every day. What if I just fucking made a mess? I love your meetups you do where you get all these sandcastle artists together to build these beautiful intricate sandcastles. And then you force everybody to run and kick them all around. I want you to make an art piece and I want you to take a fucking shit on it. That's, that's a part of life. That's what we do at the beach. It's important. We do beach workshops. We do pottery workshops. We do workshops everywhere we can because all we're trying to do is we're trying to make a mess.
23:11 Speaker 06 What I love, I love, I've seen this on TikTok. You ask people to come to an opposite buffet. They bring a bunch of food and they put it on the platter. They make the buffet. And then they don't eat. They purge.
23:26 Speaker 04 It's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in my life. It's revolting. I have to scroll away immediately. I know when it's one of your videos, I scroll away immediately. Tommy, Tommy, I ask you. Why is it revolting? Is it inherently revolting for you to see people make a mess?
23:46 Speaker 06 Take a moment to think about that.
23:48 Speaker 04 I'll take a moment. I've taken a lot of moments because I'm a moment taker. I run an ultra marathons, 450,000 hours straight. I've learned from the best and I give the best. And I'll tell you why it's revolting, seeing people vomit on food that they've just... Just give it into all the food is combined. You've got ice cream with steak with peanut butter with McDonald's. Then people are throwing up on top of it. That's objectively revolting. It's honestly, it looks like what insects do on the regular. What is your thing with bugs? You love bugs. I don't love bugs. They remind me of my past. But one thing I did get from the bugs is that their ability to make a mess, just like you, is inspiring.
24:32 Speaker 04 I think the backwards buffet is level, I'd say 22 in my program. I don't recommend it for you, someone like you. I'd start slow. I'd start with just trying to get you to kick.
24:46 Speaker 04 I did kick earlier. And you couldn't, so I wouldn't. Why are you coming for me? Are you coming for me? I'm attracted to you. Oh.
24:55 Speaker 06 Making a mess. That's messy.
24:57 Speaker 04 I'm making a mess.
24:58 Speaker 06 She's married.
24:59 Speaker 04 I'm attracted to you as well and we'll talk after this. And we'll make a fucking mess.
25:05 Speaker 04 What's everyone's favorite food? This is the most inspiring thing we could be talking about. Food as motivation. What a novel concept.
25:16 Speaker 06 We are talking about something that is very important to discuss and nobody will ever get us to talk about it like this. This is an exclusive conversation where some of the greatest minds talk about their favorite food.
25:28 Speaker 04 I'm going to tell you something. I used to be a little girl running around and then one thing happened before I could even think. I tripped and fell. And when I tripped and fell, I knew there was one life to be lived. And I didn't want to spend it eating Brussels sprouts. I didn't want to spend it eating spaghetti plain. I didn't want to spend it eating. Spicy hummus, something I don't like. I want to spend it eating Snickers, Twix, and Kit Kats. And that's all because you fell as a kid. Because you fell, your life flashed before your eyes. Is that what I'm hearing?
26:06 Speaker 04 I fell my life flash before my eyes and I knew that this life was only one life to be lived. And therefore, the foods we are eating are fueling that one life. Do you want to be eating like you have 10 lives? Or do you want to be eating like there's only one life left? Amen, amen.
26:26 Speaker 06 Amen.
26:27 Speaker 04 So what fuels you? What fuels you? When you get up in the morning, you open up your refrigerator. What are you looking at and what are you grabbing? And what are you stopping yourself from getting because you think you have more time? I'll tell you, I like those yogurts with a bunch of fucking candy in it.
26:44 Speaker 06 Yogurt with candy in it? Like Oreo yogurt?
26:47 Speaker 04 Yes, and it just, you dip it, you put a bunch of shit in it. Oh, that's good. And it makes the texture different. That's good. They got cookie dough bites that you could put in a fucking Yoplait yogurt.
26:57 Speaker 06 That's a messy dessert.
26:59 Speaker 04 And I like it because I don't want to choose it. You don't want to choose it. And I'm choosing it because I want to.
27:08 Speaker 06 I'll tell you.
27:09 Speaker 04 Yes.
27:12 Speaker 06 I'll tell you, I had an interesting conversation on my podcast, The Daily Now, with a monk from Sri Lanka. He lived up on this hill. He looked over this village and every day he would eat the same food while looking at the village. His food was a bit of yogurt and a little bit of kachari.
27:31 Speaker 04 Kachari.
27:31 Speaker 06 Kachari is amazing food. It's full of nutrients, nutrient-dense beans, mung beans, amazing bit of amazing stuff. I'll have a little bit of kachari, mixed with alpha brain, a little bit of caramel protein powder. What's alpha brain? Alpha brain is amazing substance. We have it sold on every platform. It helps you unlock the brain. Have you seen that movie Limitless? It is like taking Limitless in a little capsule form. AlphaBrain. Now get 10% off by using the code. Tommy, don't do that. Scientists have figured out that babies understand taste at three weeks old. Three weeks old, they get to choose what they like and what they don't like. But what are they given?
28:15 Speaker 06 They're given what their parents want them to have. They don't get to actually decide that they're eating what they like
28:26 Speaker 06 until they're 14 years old.
28:29 Speaker 04 14, why 14?
28:31 Speaker 06 14 is when you actually feel like you can stop and say, hey, I actually want this. I don't want that.
28:38 Speaker 04 Do you guys believe in angel numbers?
28:41 Speaker 06 I do.
28:42 Speaker 04 11 11? 11 11. I love 11 11. I love 33, follows me everywhere.
28:49 Speaker 06 1 3 4 5, that's an angel number to me.
28:53 Speaker 04 Everything but the 2?
28:54 Speaker 06 Everything but the 2. Cause the 2 is the duality of the devil and the angel. Skip the duality, you have clear purity.
29:05 Speaker 04 Write that down. If you are not taking a pen and scribbling a paper right now, you've already lost control of your own life.
29:17 Speaker 06 You're losing track of what's important if you haven't taken in every single word we have said.
29:24 Speaker 04 If you're driving a car right now and you're listening to this in the car and you don't honk now, you're a loser.
29:31 Speaker 06 There are a million people waking up right now saying, I'm him. I'm him. I will take the plunge to activate my life and create generational wealth for years and years to come. I am the one in my family that will change things. I am the one who is going to change the way things work. I am gonna do the hard work. I am gonna plug in and plug out. I'm gonna give up sleep. I'm gonna eat right. I'm gonna do it all. You are not doing that. You can become him by just saying, "I am him." Every single morning, you are birthed from a dream. You are birthed from sleep. You are a newborn baby every single day.
30:13 Speaker 06 And by the end, you're an old man who succumbs to the very dreams that you were born from. The only thing consistent in your life is that you'll be sleeping at the end of the day.
30:23 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's good.
30:24 Speaker 06 So when you're born and you die, how do you live? How are you at 3:00 PM? Your time of day is your age. And you're 12 twice. And you're 11 twice.
30:37 Speaker 04 I love your method, because your method gets so stuck in the numbers.
30:40 Speaker 06 Can I say one thing? It feels like all of us, yeah, jumping on that, just to piggyback. Feels like we all have a good 30 seconds.
30:49 Speaker 06 And then everything starts derailing.
30:54 Speaker 06 We start off, each of us, we started off so strong. And then by about 15 to 30 seconds, it just starts taking left and right turns.
31:02 Speaker 04 I think we are optimized for the social media age, right? We are optimized for, "Come here with me, come here with me and listen, because for the next 23 seconds, I have something to say to you." And then they made the reels one minute. And I went, "Well, now I gotta open up." Awful, awful. But I think this, I also think we're not used to talking to a piece of electronics. This is like a fucking GameStop. I'm just staring at a camera.
31:27 Speaker 06 The future is very scary. The use of AI, the use of cameras, the use of lights and sound manipulating. Meet me on the mountaintop.
31:37 Speaker 04 Challenge.
31:38 Speaker 06 Meet me in an open space.
31:41 Speaker 04 I challenge you. AI has opened me up to new worlds I never thought possible. I think the same thing, honey. AI is a wonderful thing.
31:54 Speaker 06 AI has changed my life in a positive, positive way.
31:57 Speaker 04 I'm standing here. And AI is there, and I am choosing to walk forward.
32:03 Speaker 06 I have now seen a mission. I have to motivate all three of you not to use AI.
32:09 Speaker 04 I want to tell you something because when I was walking here, I got on a Lime scooter. I hit a rock. It almost ended there. But I used AI to generate a version of myself who doesn't fall. Who doesn't fall, who gets back up on the scooter and flies away. That's good. And that video of me flying in a Lime scooter over Notre Dame is going to keep me going for the next six months.
32:46 Speaker 06 That computer program will never meet God. And every single day, every single day, we are asked, what will we say to God when we see him face to face? That's crazy because this morning I typed into AI, what would I say to God if I met face to face? And it literally played out a scenario where I would talk to God. Also added Bowser with big titties. Immediate.
33:15 Speaker 04 Make it a mess.
33:16 Speaker 06 Four options. Four options. I like you. I'm attracted to you. Something is going down after this.
33:23 Speaker 04 Yes. Here's my thing. Here's my thing. I want to get back to AI. But I brought something for us today because I knew, I don't know about you guys. I don't know what kind of emotional motivational speakers you are, but I don't work well with just this. I need humans. So I brought my little call box of people calling in with problems. And I think it'd be fun to play some of these problems and us all show the differences in our methods to these problems and answers that we think would help these people.
33:52 Speaker 06 Oh, it's live callers. Perfect.
33:53 Speaker 04 Yeah. That's a wonderful idea.
33:56 Speaker 06 I would love to listen to their calls and I love to answer them.
33:59 Speaker 04 We have a caller now. We're going to put speaker. It seems to be a girl, a little girl from Virginia, age 16. Hi, I am Emily and I.
34:11 Speaker 06 Emily, what's up?
34:12 Speaker 05 It's recording.
34:12 Speaker 04 Yeah. It's a recording. So I was wondering. Oh, I'm feeling good. I have kind of like a.
34:21 Speaker 04 My mistake, my mistake.
34:25 Speaker 06 Is it a recording or a call? Did she just?
34:26 Speaker 04 Can you ask her?
34:27 Speaker 06 Is this a recording or a call?
34:28 Speaker 04 Um, yeah. So I have.
34:31 Speaker 06 Lady recording.
34:34 Speaker 04 I had a question.
34:35 Speaker 06 Question for you guys, um, and it's that I'm kind of nervous. Sadie Hawkins dance is approaching and I have to ask a guy and I can't tell if I'm the kind of girl who guys would even go for, and I guess I'm just wondering how to get some confidence. What are you looking for? Okay, it's recording. I don't think we should do back and forth. She didn't respond to me perfectly, but I guess she just assumed that I would say something.
35:03 Speaker 04 There are mysterious things that happen every single day and that counts as one of them. We are in touch with the great beyond.
35:12 Speaker 06 Okay, um, what's her name? What was her name? Emily.
35:14 Speaker 04 Emily. Sadie Hawkins. Women have the empowering environment around them to be able to make the choice. I want you to sit down and think about as you were a baby. What little toy would you gravitate towards? Was it the football? Was it the dolly? Was it a plastic piece of cheese?
35:41 Speaker 04 Now imagine those things as boys and pick the one you would get. Now, Emily, I would use the two ghost method. And what I would do for you is-
35:54 Speaker 06 Just 30 seconds, it just breaks apart.
35:56 Speaker 04 Every woman, every woman has inside herself two base ghosts, the virgin and the whore. And those two ghosts can look upon you with shame, right? There's so much about being a woman that is about appeasing these two ghosts who really have nothing to do with your story, your story. So Emily, what I would say is the banishing of these two ghosts will set you free. You only have today, so grab life by the horns, say, "I am a person who deserves to do this."
36:41 Speaker 04 And go crazy, Emily. Emily, speaking of crazy, I'd tell you to fucking shave your head.
36:50 Speaker 04 Fucking do what you need to do to get out of the societal traps that is telling you, you can't go ask him out. This Sadie Hawkins, this backwards day, this opposite day, this backwards buffet. What if you made a fucking mess, Emily? I want you to go to that dance, single. That sounds like a fucking mess. I want you to go to that dance and, and do something crazy.
37:21 Speaker 06 Oh, no. Shave your head, go single, and do something crazy.
37:27 Speaker 04 What? Your turn.
37:29 Speaker 06 Emily, can I call you Emily?
37:32 Speaker 04 It was a recording.
37:33 Speaker 06 What I would suggest...
37:38 Speaker 06 What you see in self, what we all see in front of ourselves, is a young girl afraid of what's in front of her. But I want to say, what I see is the blue. Be love under everything. Be love under anything. Blue, blue, blue. Not the red.
37:57 Speaker 06 Real everything dread.
37:59 Speaker 04 Real everything dread.
38:00 Speaker 06 You want to be the blue. Blue, be love under everything.
38:03 Speaker 04 Be love under everything.
38:06 Speaker 06 Real everything dread. I also think, I've read a lot of your stuff. I think yellow applies here. Yellow?
38:12 Speaker 04 Yeah.
38:13 Speaker 06 Yellow. Yellow, yellow, yellow. You think, really? You think yellow?
38:17 Speaker 04 I'd love to hear it. No, I, I think so as well.
38:20 Speaker 06 You ever...
38:22 Speaker 04 I knew it was going to be everything.
38:27 Speaker 06 You even lie like...
38:32 Speaker 06 Over...
38:35 Speaker 06 Week?
38:36 Speaker 04 Okay, last one, magenta, magenta.
38:39 Speaker 06 I don't think it's a "you even lie like over week" situation. It might be a magenta situation. I think it might be a magenta situation. I don't think it's a magenta, but we'll run through it. I think it is, I've read your book. My...
38:50 Speaker 04 Where did the color theory come from?
38:53 Speaker 06 My color theory is very, it's less than 46 in the long, chapter of things. Magenta. Make... All...
39:03 Speaker 06 Decisions.
39:05 Speaker 06 Everything.
39:08 Speaker 06 Now...
39:09 Speaker 04 Everything.
39:09 Speaker 06 To... Absolutism. Magenta.
39:14 Speaker 04 There you go, Emily.
39:15 Speaker 06 Make all decisions. Everything. Now, to absolutism. Because that's what's important at the end of the day. You gotta ask yourself, "Am I waking up to take on the day, or am I waking up to throw another one away?"
39:30 Speaker 04 That was good.
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40:41 Speaker 04 Emily, let us know which one you go with. I thought that was... All of our advice is so different, yet we all... At the end of the day, we're inserting hope. Mm-hmm.
40:51 Speaker 06 At the end of the day, what we're trying to do is get people to look at their lives and grab their own face and go, "What are we doing?" Regret is so baby. Regret is so baby. Leave regret as baby and be adult as not regret. That's what you want to be.
41:09 Speaker 04 That's it.
41:10 Speaker 06 So, you have another recording?
41:11 Speaker 04 Yeah, I have another call. Here it is.
41:13 Speaker 06 Um, hi, um... Where do I even begin? Uh, I just, um, I feel lost. I feel a lot of regret. Um... I, um... I lost my job last week and, um, I guess, uh, I'm thinking about maybe pursuing this kind of crazy career where I, uh, lead Boy Scout trips in the wilderness.
41:39 Speaker 04 Oh my God, I forgot to say the name. This was Justin Timberlake.
41:42 Speaker 06 Whoa! I used to be a dancer, used to be a music guy, but now I am, so, um...
41:48 Speaker 04 Wow, how do you make the time?
41:50 Speaker 06 Well, I make the time because...
41:51 Speaker 04 Oh my God, it's live!
41:53 Speaker 06 Is it real, Justin?
41:54 Speaker 04 I think it's live.
41:55 Speaker 06 I make time because, um, you know, music has kind of slowed down recently and and I don't know if I, um, I, uh, want to do it anymore. You know, I maybe just want to lead Boy Scouts through the wilderness. So, um, thanks for listening and let me know what you guys think.
42:12 Speaker 04 Thank you, Justin.
42:13 Speaker 06 You're welcome.
42:14 Speaker 04 Okay, it was a call. Okay. It was a call. Are you still there, Justin? Okay, he could have either hung up or it was a recording.
42:24 Speaker 06 You're welcome. Thank you guys for listening in. What?
42:27 Speaker 04 Okay, okay, Justin. Justin, we don't get technology, okay? But here's, here's what we have to say. Go to that camp. Make a fucking scene. They don't give you a job. I think... I don't know, hold on.
42:48 Speaker 06 Hey, take a second. You don't have to go first. You don't have to go first.
42:52 Speaker 04 That's okay.
42:52 Speaker 06 I get it. You're gonna say something about making a mess. What's your feeling? This is what babies deal with.
42:56 Speaker 04 Every day, impulse. That's what we talk about in our seminars. Impulse, impulse. You're dealing with impulse trying to tell you to act beyond your knowledge. Yeah.
43:07 Speaker 06 Fifteen seconds in.
43:08 Speaker 04 Act within your knowledge. To know is to speak. To impulsively push is to be baby.
43:17 Speaker 06 And now we're lost.
43:19 Speaker 04 I'm gonna pick up where you left off. I want you to sing, Justin. I want you to get it all loud. I want you to make sure your body is done with dance and done with song. I want you to empty the cookie jar so we could fill it back up with flowers. Justin Timberlake, I want to tell you a story. I was walking down the street, going into a doctor's office, got my blood drawn. Doctor comes back in, he's concerned. He looks me in the eyes and he says, "Your test results are..." We all wait, bated breath. I look around, my heart starts. Who are you with? We all wait. We all wait.
43:59 Speaker 06 I have the exact.
44:02 Speaker 04 And you were outside. Me, my three girlfriends, they come with me everywhere. Okay. And in this moment before the doctor delivers the results, I thought it was over for me. I thought I was done, toast, cut, put. But then he said, "Normal. Your results are normal. And Justin, if no one is telling you this today, let me be the first. You, Justin Timberlake, are normal. You are normal and you can do it. And you can tell other boys to do it. So you can do it. Don't let anyone tell you you don't can't, you cannot.
44:47 Speaker 04 Because tomorrow is no guarantee, Justin. Start the camp." Justin, I'm gonna be very simple with you.
44:54 Speaker 06 Oh, you're going again?
44:55 Speaker 04 You're going again. I haven't gone, I was going to her. I haven't gone to him.
44:59 Speaker 06 Oh, that was to you.
45:00 Speaker 04 I had no idea.
45:01 Speaker 06 You gave words to her, this is for Justin.
45:04 Speaker 04 That was impulsive. I'll say this very simply. You used to be worried about getting sexy back, now you need to be worried about getting baby back. Think about that, Justin. What would baby Justin wanna do? What would he want to be? Yeah. Put out all the things that you liked when you were a baby.
45:22 Speaker 06 Well, I liked, um, I liked, uh...
45:24 Speaker 04 Oh, you are? He's on the line. He's on the call. He had nothing to say to you. He had nothing to say to me. He didn't say a single word. Justin, did you hear? Justin, did you hear? Oh, he's gone. Can you stop the WAV file? Yeah, one second. Oh, okay. Okay, I gotta another one. One more, one more. Okay, no, no, no, you gotta give it to Justin.
45:46 Speaker 06 Justin.
45:46 Speaker 04 Well, Justin hung up, but we'll leave a voice note.
45:48 Speaker 06 It was always a recording, I believe.
45:51 Speaker 04 Fucking what? I, I, I actually really can't tell. It's a mess. You brought either a phone or a speaker. I can't tell which one it is.
46:01 Speaker 06 Justin, can I call you that? Yeah, you can.
46:05 Speaker 04 He's back. Is he here? I give it up to God. This is a miraculous situation.
46:13 Speaker 06 Justin, brother to brother, man? Can I talk to you, brother to brother? I see something happening that happens in so many men I train. You've lost your spark. Spark, S.P.A.R.K. Spark. That is the seed, the practice, the absolute...
46:31 Speaker 06 The realism and the Kai. Kai.
46:35 Speaker 04 The last one's always the craziest.
46:38 Speaker 06 Kai, similar to Chi, is the energy that you carry throughout your body. Our body has over 14,000 Kai points, and it feels like you absolutely lost your way with your Kai. I wanna focus on the K right now, buddy. I wanna focus on the K. Because I remember young Justin. He had Kai up the wazoo, beatboxing like crazy up there, dancing and beatboxing, and you were white, brother. You were white. You shouldn't have been doing that, but it worked. People loved it. It shouldn't have been going, but people loved it and they leaned in. And now, that Kai is empty. So, brother, you gotta go on a retreat, maybe with these boys, and find your Kai. That spark into Kai, okay? Remember that. Spark into Kai.
47:22 Speaker 04 Okay. That is a quick... Before we get one last question.
47:24 Speaker 06 Thanks for listening, guys. Thanks for the advice.
47:27 Speaker 04 Justin! I'm turning the WAV file off now. Turn it off.
47:32 Speaker 04 Why did he say that on the WAV file? Quick question because of Justin Timberlake. What are your walkout songs?
47:39 Speaker 06 Oh, huge.
47:40 Speaker 04 This is a great question.
47:42 Speaker 06 Mine is, hey look ma, I made it.
47:46 Speaker 04 I am, you got the eye of the tiger, the fighter. I got, let it go, let it go.
47:55 Speaker 06 You can do that?
47:58 Speaker 04 Messy, that's a messy joke.
48:00 Speaker 06 That's a messy song.
48:02 Speaker 04 Let it go, that perfect girl is gone.
48:07 Speaker 06 The perfect girl is gone.
48:08 Speaker 04 You have an amazing voice, by the way. Cause I'm a mess.
48:13 Speaker 04 I'm a fucking mess.
48:16 Speaker 06 You are amazing, I'm into you, there's something going on with between us and it'll happen after.
48:20 Speaker 04 The closest we're gonna get is a blowjob and that's it.
48:23 Speaker 06 But it depends on who's doing who. That's pretty close.
48:27 Speaker 04 That is sex to me.
48:31 Speaker 06 My song is, you wah ah ah ah, just that part, on repeat.
48:35 Speaker 04 Oh wah ah ah, wah ah ah, wah ah ah. What's your walkout song? You said it's just that part. Do you guys have a walk-in song and a walk-out?
48:45 Speaker 06 Walkout song, absolutely.
48:46 Speaker 04 No, walkout and exit. Or you leave? Or merch, merch, what's your favorite merch piece?
48:50 Speaker 06 Okay, walkout song, how far is heaven, Los Lonely Boys.
48:56 Speaker 06 I've been lost inside this place.
49:00 Speaker 04 My walk, my gone song?
49:02 Speaker 06 How far is heaven?
49:04 Speaker 04 Oh, he's gorgeous. Mine is, sleepyhead.
49:11 Speaker 04 I got, I got a, uh, uh. What happened to Miss Independent? No longer need to be the missing. Goodbye for you, and then for two. Mine is, only got a hundred years, no land. Yeah.
49:28 Speaker 06 Oh my god, a hundred years?
49:30 Speaker 04 Absolutely haunted. You guys have merch? Sixteen years, four to four. Time to lose. But that's not what you get to think. You don't get to think you have all that time. Because you don't. It could happen in an instant. I asked, do you guys have any merch?
49:54 Speaker 06 I'm obsessed with you. I need you on top.
49:58 Speaker 04 Don't make me go fuck crazy.
50:00 Speaker 05 Hold on a minute. It's 4pm. You're having a midlife crisis in the middle of your age of your day.
50:07 Speaker 06 15 seconds?
50:08 Speaker 05 Guide yourself out. Ride it out because you're about to hit your retirement period. Yes, it's it. Then it's 5pm. Now you're retired, looking back on the pond of your life.
50:22 Speaker 06 30 seconds?
50:23 Speaker 05 Thinking about all the wonderful moments you had. And you have five, six hours left of your day. To retire into the death of his sleep.
50:32 Speaker 04 I think I feel better.
50:37 Speaker 04 I need to know what merch you guys sell, or else I'm gonna blow this place up.
50:42 Speaker 05 This is not messy. This is something else.
50:44 Speaker 04 This is, I tell... She's been possessed by a ghost.
50:49 Speaker 06 No, don't try to tie it to your...
50:53 Speaker 04 I think I see a ghost afoot. This could happen to you at any moment. Seize now.
51:02 Speaker 05 So what do we do?
51:03 Speaker 04 You have to use the method. You have to say...
51:09 Speaker 04 You know the method. Say it with me. Use the boo method. Boo, uh, uh, uh, oh.
51:17 Speaker 06 Oh, it's a breathing method. Boo, uh, uh, uh, oh. Boo, uh, uh, uh, oh.
51:27 Speaker 04 Okay, I'm relaxed. The ghost is gone. I fixed you. I'm the only one who could save you.
51:35 Speaker 05 My merch?
51:35 Speaker 04 No! I won't.
51:43 Speaker 05 Jeremy, you're looking like really sad right now.
51:45 Speaker 06 Thank you so much. I tried BetterHelp and it didn't work.
51:50 Speaker 05 Check out our Patreon.
51:51 Speaker 06 Instead of getting therapy.
51:57 Speaker 05 What do we do?
51:59 Speaker 06 Give me my color. What color am I? You know, this reminds me of a time in my life I was a drug addict on the street.
52:07 Speaker 06 Going crazy, absolutely lost, absolutely broken.
52:14 Speaker 06 And it's so interesting. I see so much of myself in you right now. Maybe that's why I wanna have sex with you.
52:19 Speaker 05 Why am I involved in this?
52:20 Speaker 06 I see so much of myself in you.
52:23 Speaker 04 And that's why you wanna have sex with her?
52:25 Speaker 06 That's why I'm sexually there.
52:29 Speaker 06 I see so much of myself in you. And that's why I wanna have sex with you. And it's so easy. I'm gonna pop you out right here. It's clip, clip, clap. I wanna use because I feel what's actually happened is you've lost... I met, so what happened? I met this old vintage samurai. He came on the pod and he told me about...
52:49 Speaker 04 Vintage? The pod?
52:50 Speaker 06 A vintage samurai. He came on the pod, my podcast, The Daily Now.
52:54 Speaker 05 We've discussed.
52:55 Speaker 06 The Daily Now! Check it out. And he told me about this amazing Japanese word. And I cannot remember it for the life of me, so I will make it up. It was called agaki baki.
53:06 Speaker 04 Seems offensive, no?
53:08 Speaker 06 I don't think so. I don't think so. Making up a Japanese word that sounds fatally terrible.
53:13 Speaker 04 It's off the line for sure.
53:15 Speaker 05 Sounds a little offensive because it rhymes.
53:18 Speaker 04 It's the rhyming makes it worse.
53:20 Speaker 05 If you said agaki, I wouldn't have said anything.
53:23 Speaker 04 I wouldn't have said a word.
53:24 Speaker 06 Agaki baki.
53:26 Speaker 04 And now that is offensive. Now it's offensive.
53:31 Speaker 06 And what the word means is I can't remember, but I'm gonna make it up. What the word means is to breathe in is to let it out. To breathe in is to let it out. So for this method, the breathe in method, breathe, breathe, say it with me. B R E A T H E, breathe, breathe, breathe. B, resistance, everything. Everything. All. All. The. Hours. Hours. Even if. Even if. The day never ends. Never ends. Breathe method. Breathe. Breathe in positivity. Breathe out everything about yourself. Breathe in the future.
54:07 Speaker 04 Let's all do it together.
54:09 Speaker 06 Breathe out the day. Breathe in possibility. Breathe out potential.
54:17 Speaker 06 Now you're unlocking your chi. You're on the first step of your journey to unlock your chi. It starts in the feet and it works all the way up the body. When you hit the testosterone position or the estrogen pack, you've unlocked chi two. The estrogen pack? You unlock chi two.
54:36 Speaker 03 Once you hit the estrogen pack, your chi is unlocked?
54:39 Speaker 06 No, no, no, are you listening? It's so simple. You're starting at the feet. Once you hit the testosterone or the estrogen pack, you unlock chi two. Chi two will unlock your inner beast. Your inner beast is related to either a lion, a sphinx, a karmic devil, or a bunny. If you're a bunny, that means you're calm and joyous. If you're a sphinx, that means you're wise.
55:01 Speaker 04 Your 30 seconds ended a long time ago.
55:04 Speaker 06 I'm not done.
55:05 Speaker 04 I came back and you didn't even look me in the face.
55:09 Speaker 06 I was looking at you the whole time.
55:10 Speaker 04 I'm back and I apologize for my behavior.
55:15 Speaker 03 I'm gonna be honest, it did seem a little chemical. I don't know if that's something, and I do tell people, mental health is very important and so is medication and pharmaceutical stuff. We can't fix everything.
55:27 Speaker 06 We cannot fix everything.
55:29 Speaker 04 Yeah, and that, I talked to my doctor about.
55:31 Speaker 03 I will say, you asked about merch. I sell canopers and I sell catheters.
55:37 Speaker 06 It's amazing, what do you say?
55:38 Speaker 04 And why, why those two?
55:40 Speaker 06 Don't ask questions.
55:41 Speaker 03 Canopers open baby food, catheters take old people's.
55:45 Speaker 04 Baby food away.
55:53 Speaker 04 I sell coffin fridge magnets. So that you know death is always around the corner. And it would like nothing more than to claim you. But you have to wake up and say no to bugs. No to little creepy crawlies.
56:10 Speaker 06 Forgot about the bugs thing.
56:11 Speaker 04 No to stink bugs. No to maggots. No to roly-polies. No to ladybugs. No to dragonflies. And no to beetles. Sometimes I think it's ghosts. Sometimes it's bugs. And sometimes it's women stuff. The thing about this life is you can have like five things.
56:30 Speaker 06 It is. It's true.
56:31 Speaker 04 You're allowed. Don't let anyone tell you to be smaller.
56:34 Speaker 06 We haven't even touched my other thing, clouds.
56:38 Speaker 06 I sell protein burrito bananas.
56:44 Speaker 06 How is a banana first and foremost?
56:46 Speaker 04 Walk me through what that looks like.
56:48 Speaker 06 So this is an amazing, amazing thing I sell. And I would love for you guys to get on it. It's an ability forming protein.
56:54 Speaker 04 It's an ability? You're selling an ability?
56:57 Speaker 06 It's an ability forming edible substance.
57:02 Speaker 04 You're not saying food. And I think that's legally important.
57:05 Speaker 06 I am, I am, yes, I'm making the choice, the legal choice to not say food or edible. It is an ability forming edible substance. Adible substance. It adds to your life. By eating one to three protein burrito bananas a day, you will start unlocking different levels of your chi. What is it?
57:23 Speaker 04 Yeah, so, so show me which part is the burrito?
57:26 Speaker 06 Does it unpeel?
57:27 Speaker 04 Which part is the banana? Is it roll up?
57:30 Speaker 06 There was a Mongolian hunter. Jesus.
57:32 Speaker 04 I sell trash bags that are tie-dye and it says I made a mess.
57:39 Speaker 06 This has been artist on artist on artist on artist. It's the question. Now that's what I call a showbiz. Goodnight Hollywood.
57:47 Speaker 06 Talk about this on Live from the Beautiful Dynasty Typewriter.
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