Armchair Anonymous: Party Gone Wrong

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• 0:00Dax Shepard?

  Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Rather and I'm joined by Buck Rogers.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Hi, it's me.

• 0:06Dax Shepard?

  I think when I say Buck Rogers, you should go like you should have a go to.

• 0:11Speaker 01

  Okay, well, I need to think about it.

• 0:13Dax Shepard?

  Okay, work on it. Workshop it.

• 0:15Speaker 01

  I will.

• 0:16Dax Shepard?

  Today's anonymous is Party Gone Wrong. Think triple, like, no, what was that movie XX? Think Hangover, think.

• 0:25Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. What's XX?

• 0:27Dax Shepard?

  Project X.

• 0:28Speaker 01

  Oh, I don't know it.

• 0:29Dax Shepard?

  It was a Todd Phillips produced movie about a backyard party that goes insane.

• 0:33Speaker 01

  Oh, boy. Okay.

• 0:34Dax Shepard?

  These deliver.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  They're, they're really good.

• 0:37Dax Shepard?

  We will definitely have to do a Party Gone Wrong part two.

• 0:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:39Dax Shepard?

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• 0:45Speaker 01

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• 0:54Dax Shepard?

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• 1:16Speaker 01

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• 1:34Dax Shepard?

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• 1:43Speaker 01

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• 1:45Dax Shepard?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:45Speaker 01

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• 2:03Dax Shepard?

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• 2:39Speaker 01

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• 2:51Dax Shepard?

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• 3:05Speaker 01

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• 3:09Dax Shepard?

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• 3:20Speaker 01

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• 3:27Dax Shepard?

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• 4:11Dax Shepard?

  Is this Sandy?

• 4:12Speaker 02

  Hi, yes, it's Sandy.

• 4:14Dax Shepard?

  We were just talking about the unisex-ality. How do you say that? Unisex-ness, unisex nature of Sandy.

• 4:22Dax Shepard?

  To go either way.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  There's a little bit of a with this story, so it'll be revealed.

• 4:28Dax Shepard?

  Where are you?

• 4:29Speaker 02

  I'm in the Pacific Northwest, but my story is in Montana where I grew up.

• 4:33Dax Shepard?

  Okay, in a rural area or in one of the cities?

• 4:37Speaker 02

  In a small town.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  A mountain town.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Small mountain town.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Beautiful.

• 4:41Dax Shepard?

  What a wonderful setting for a party going wrong.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, this happened about fifteen, twenty years ago, my senior year of high school graduation weekend. So it was a small Montana town where I grew up and it's really beautiful there. So it tends to attract pretty big local kind of blue collar population. And then it attracts a lot of kind of early retirees who are going there to build their like lodge home, finish raising their kids, recreate that kind of stuff.

• 5:06Dax Shepard?

  And then do you have like river raft people and snowboarders and all those too?

• 5:11Speaker 02

  The granola people who are kind of in and out of college doing the guide life.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  I like using recreate as a verb.

• 5:18Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, well Sandy has a very good vocabulary.

• 5:20Speaker 01

  I know, I'm gonna use that.

• 5:22Dax Shepard?

  It feels adjacent to conversate.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I like it.

• 5:26Dax Shepard?

  Okay, so fifteen years ago, adorable little town, mostly blue collar. We got some snow, oh no, they're the opposite of snowbirds, snow seekers.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  The recreators.

• 5:34Dax Shepard?

  The recreators, yeah, yeah.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  High school was pretty small, just over four hundred people in total. So my graduating class was like maybe a hundred. So there was definitely some tense socioeconomic undertones at the high school. My car was like a seventy seven Volvo, just old kind of beater. And then there were kids with like brand new SUVs and there was just a little bit of that going on in the social dynamics. So it was grad weekend and we were kind of partying all weekend. And this particular party was a backwoods sort of bonfire. So everyone drove a little ways out of town, down like a single lane, little dirt road, a couple of miles. And then there's a huge fire just out in the middle of nowhere. So my best friend and I headed to the party and we parked in kind of a clearing, a little ways up the road from where the bonfire was happening. And that's where most people were parked.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  We were about a five minute walk away, get to the fire, there are a few cars there.

• 6:24Dax Shepard?

  Imagining this predates drop a pin. Like, how the fuck are you finding this two-track?

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Pretty sure I had a Motorola Razr or something. No cell service. So it was just like, there's a party out in the woods behind so-and-so's house. And then you'd be like, okay, well, we're at so-and-so's house. And someone would know. And then you'd follow them and you'd kind of just get there eventually.

• 6:45Dax Shepard?

  I just want to point out that that's a fun part of the adventure of being a hillbilly. Where I grew up too, there were field parties and same thing. It's like, wait, the two-track road on the end of Middle Road or the one behind?

• 6:55Speaker 02

  Just when you feel like you're not getting there, you're in the wrong place, you pull around a random corner and there's 50 people you know, being dumb and running around.

• 7:02Dax Shepard?

  You start the party with a big reward of accomplishment. It's a good foot to start out.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, we're here.

• 7:08Dax Shepard?

  We did it. We found it.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  We walked down this road, there are a few cars parked to the side, kind of like get to the fire and just join the crowd. Night kind of goes on a couple hours in, it's like party climax. Everyone's a little bit drunk. People are going off into the woods to hook up, going into cars to hook up, going out to pee, coming and going. And it's just sort of mayhem. And I was walking back to the fire, like along the road with my own hookup, who I'm gonna call Danny for this little Grease reference.

• 7:35Dax Shepard?

  And did you guys choose the woods or a car?

• 7:38Speaker 02

  A car. Started in the woods, moved to a car.

• 7:40Dax Shepard?

  Oh, wow. Exciting. Multiple locations.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  We'd hooked up a little, a couple times leading up to this and had sealed the deal, I guess. And we're coming back down the road. We were immature. We were like 18. So it was just that awkward post-hookup feeling where you're like, get away from me. I don't know how to deal with this.

• 8:00Dax Shepard?

  You want to see your girlfriends and tell them what just happened? You don't want to talk to him?

• 8:04Speaker 02

  The next time we get horny in a few weeks, then we'll talk. Yes, exactly. It was that vibe, not my boyfriend. As we're walking back, we can see the fire and all of a sudden there's a huge explosion. All of the woods are lit up. It's like broad daylight. You can see everyone all of a sudden and everyone just like freezes and then it's dark again. And one of the other grads had been gifted a brand-new SUV for her graduation and it was full of flames. There was just like flames inside of it. Between me and the fire pretty quickly. The car was engulfed in flames and the trees around it were starting to catch on fire. And people are just running around, chaos. A few people who could reach their cars got in their cars,

• 8:47Speaker 02

  but then before anyone could really leave, we could hear sirens. I'm assuming someone at the party or maybe a neighbor or someone heard this and called, I can't make it back to my car. A five minute walk away and out this road. That's a single lane dirt road for a few miles and we're all drunk. So Danny and I, we grab hands, just run away from the road, away from the fire, down this hill until we reach like a marshy area and we can't keep running. We just hunker down under a pine tree, kind of like in the bushes. We can still sort of see and hear what's going on on the road, but we're like out of view.

• 9:20Dax Shepard?

  That was, I'm assuming to make sure that you don't see any cops when they arrive?

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Of course, we all hear sirens and none of us were like, hey, let's do something about this fire. We're just running away, trying not to get in trouble because now we're 18 and that felt scary and all of a sudden we're legal adults. So we're just trying to hide and everyone else just sort of dispersed, like people who had gotten in their cars just drove further off into the woods to avoid the whole situation. The firefighters arrive fairly quickly. They start doing their stuff and late June, Montana, it's still like in the 40s at night and I was in my early 2000s, couple layered tank tops, some skinny jeans, ready to just be hanging out by a fire and then go home. So after a while, Danny and I are sitting there, we're both like

• 10:05Speaker 02

  full body convulsing. We're so cold. So we end up, we're facing each other and I'm like straddling him so that we can get really close together and just hold on for dear life. Like his chin and head are like on my shoulder and vice versa. And we're just like that for hours. The firefighters were there until after dawn. Oh, my god.

• 10:24Dax Shepard?

  Whoa, through the whole night?

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, they were there putting the car fire out and then also dealing with like a minor forest fire.

• 10:31Dax Shepard?

  Okay. In a highly flammable, combustible area.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, one tree connecting to the next.

• 10:38Dax Shepard?

  Can I ask a quick question? Was there no talk of trying to make your way through the woods without going onto the road, but getting yourself back to your car? Or would that have just been impenetrable?

• 10:47Speaker 02

  We would have had to cross the road and for some reason that seemed, I don't remember what the logic was, but it was like, we have to stay here.

• 10:54Dax Shepard?

  And did you guys start kissing again at any point?

• 10:56Speaker 02

  That's my question. Especially because you're nuzzling. I mean, it felt like we were survivors together. The eroticism was pretty

• 11:03Dax Shepard?

  Okay.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  Low. For you.

• 11:05Dax Shepard?

  A roaring forest fire behind you is very romantic.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  I know. I bet for him, he was hard.

• 11:09Dax Shepard?

  Yeah.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe. At one point, because his head was right here and we were trying to be quiet, he whispered and he was like, I'm so sorry, I just can't hold it anymore. And he let out like the biggest, stinkiest tear fart. Oh.

• 11:26Dax Shepard?

  Wow. Okay. So no wonder you guys didn't start kissing.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh. Dried up in the future, like what was gonna maybe be like a summer fling. This took a big turn.

• 11:36Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, what a plot point.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  We're just soaking in this fart stink. Oh, no. Finally, after dawn, the firefighters left. We pulled an all nighter in there. Everyone's just slowly starts emerging from the woods back to where the fire was. We can like, walk back up to our cars and all of the trees around the fire were just burnt. Everything was smoking. The car, I don't know if the firefighters have taken parts of it with them, but it was literally just two axles and a ball of melted glass laying on the ground. There was nothing else left. And just like, it looked like a crater. It's amazing. Somebody didn't die or get hurt. Like, you know, one was in the car or close enough to it. So we walked back to where my car is parked and his car is in that area. He was like, oh, thanks for that. Oh, no.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Walked away. It was very awkward.

• 12:25Dax Shepard?

  Have you heard him fart like six more times? Like he had been trying all the

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was trying. Yeah, no, it was just the one big one and then like

• 12:34Speaker 02

  silence. And this is 20 years ago and I can tell you still know the smell. You remember it so vividly. Oh, my God. Yeah. The feeling in my body of just, I'm leaving this place now. Well, so then I got back to my car and my best friend had thought of sneaking through the woods and getting back to the cars. And I just hadn't showed up to drive us back home. So she was curled up on my backseat. And one of her feet was just a bare, bloody stump because she had been wearing flip flops. One had flown off. And when she was running through the woods and her foot just got mangled because in her panic, she like just kept running.

• 13:09Dax Shepard?

  Ooh.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  Wow. We drove back home, woke my parents up when we got in because it was basically time to wake up anyway. And they just looked at us and we're like, you're not in a lot of trouble because at least you didn't drive in the middle of the night. And you're 18, so we want you to tell us about this kind of stuff, but like, go to bed. Yeah.

• 13:27Dax Shepard?

  Now, did we ever find out how the fuck the SUV caught on fire and exploded? It was just that close to the bonfire? Or did one of these jealous, low-income kids?

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Oh my god, a Dax type. In Montana, you can just freely buy fireworks. And it was two weeks before 4th of July. A group of kids had bought a bunch of fireworks and made like a homemade sparkler bomb. And apparently they thought it would just sort of like go off, make like a hole in one of the seats. But they'd gone way overboard and built this like huge bomb and slipped it in through the cracked window. So they just like slipped it in the car, kept on walking by, and then 10 seconds later it exploded.

• 14:08Dax Shepard?

  What assholes? Have you ever seen one of those go off? They're crazy. They're scary big, these sparkler bombs.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  Did they go to jail? Those specific people were never outed.

• 14:19Dax Shepard?

  And what about the poor girl? Was she so sad?

• 14:22Speaker 02

  She was upset.

• 14:24Dax Shepard?

  Did you do the sparkler bomb, Sandy?

• 14:27Speaker 02

  Just think of that, Sandy! It wasn't me. But you know who it was. I know you know who it was.

• 14:34Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, we know she knows, yeah. And that's okay, you keep that to your grave. Or till statute of limitations, whatever.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  I mean, it's been this long. And the car was eventually replaced by insurance, so there was that luckily. But very dramatic start to adulthood.

• 14:49Dax Shepard?

  Wow. If I were the girl, boy, my feelings would be quite hurt.

• 14:53Speaker 02

  I would take it so personally.

• 14:54Dax Shepard?

  Yeah. You're unable to recognize that there's some financial jealousy happening?

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, or just like reckless.

• 15:00Dax Shepard?

  Oh, they hate me, they blew up my new car.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, just the same way that the undertones in the school, this isn't our lack of or amount of money. You know, this is our parents. Yeah, everyone's born in.

• 15:12Dax Shepard?

  That vibe was very alive in my town, too.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  The haves and the have-nots.

• 15:16Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, the greasers and the sociahs.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Lots of good people all around, just young and dumb and... Not really having a bigger picture of the world, I think.

• 15:26Dax Shepard?

  I would argue a little bit more old west justice is happening still in the rural areas.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  Kids, look, their brains literally are not developed.

• 15:33Dax Shepard?

  Yeah.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  They don't even have frontal lobes.

• 15:35Dax Shepard?

  Yeah.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  And yet they're drinking and doing crazy stuff.

• 15:38Dax Shepard?

  If I were that guy, I would have said, Sandy, I'm so sorry. I know you're freezing and I am too. But I do need to go walk over there for five seconds.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  You break the huddle.

• 15:49Dax Shepard?

  And it's gonna be miserable while I'm gone, but you're gonna be so happy you don't smell what's coming out. And then when I return, relative to how cold you were, we're gonna feel warm again. So could you just grant me this five?

• 15:58Speaker 02

  It would have been graceful. For some reason, it felt like we had to like cling for dear life.

• 16:03Dax Shepard?

  Would you have said, no, no, I don't care about the fart. I'll be too cold. Just fart. Cause you might have said that.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Honestly, I wasn't wildly offended by the fart. I was like, I get it, we're here, but also the hotness is gone.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  You can't come back from that.

• 16:17Dax Shepard?

  Oh, well, Sandy, thank you for telling us that.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 16:20Dax Shepard?

  All right, bye bye.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Hello.

• 16:23Dax Shepard?

  Can you hear us, Steven?

• 16:24Speaker 03

  I can hear you. Can you hear me all right?

• 16:26Dax Shepard?

  I can hear you great. And it's very rare that I get to speak with a Steven P H E N. And I'm gonna make you answer for this. So tell me how we get a V out of P H. What is the origin of this?

• 16:38Speaker 03

  I'm commonly called Stefan. I'm commonly spelled with an A. I think since Stephen Curry's become more popular, that's almost the default now.

• 16:46Dax Shepard?

  Yeah.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Is that how he spells it?

• 16:48Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, how does he spell it?

• 16:49Speaker 01

  I thought it was with an F.

• 16:51Dax Shepard?

  Oh, no. It's definitely P H, but is it A?

• 16:53Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 16:54Dax Shepard?

  Is it Stefan or Stefan?

• 16:55Speaker 03

  So I can give you the quick. It's my grandpa was Stefano, my uncle is Stefan, I'm Steven.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  Oh, love that.

• 17:01Dax Shepard?

  So it did start that way.

• 17:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. Steph is Ian.

• 17:05Dax Shepard?

  Steph Curry is?

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:06Dax Shepard?

  Oh, okay.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  And is it an F or?

• 17:09Dax Shepard?

  It's a.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  No, P H.

• 17:10Dax Shepard?

  It's definitely a P H. Okay, so Stefan, Steven. Where are you calling from?

• 17:15Speaker 03

  Right outside New York City, so just across the river, New Jersey.

• 17:19Dax Shepard?

  Oh, okay, wonderful. And do you have a view of New York City? Like, can you see it from your area?

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, just not from my exact apartment.

• 17:27Dax Shepard?

  Part of me thinks, and I would have not been privy to this had I not stayed in Brooklyn on one trip, recognizing it's almost more fun to be looking at it than it is to be in it for your living quarters.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Totally. When you're in Brooklyn next, maybe you try Red Hook Tavern's burger instead of Emily Burger?

• 17:44Dax Shepard?

  Oh, really?

• 17:45Speaker 03

  Both really good, but that deserves some love next time.

• 17:48Dax Shepard?

  Red Hook, Rob, will you write that down? Yeah, I've been there. You've been? Yeah, it's really good. Oh, and where do you rank it with Emily? Different but equal? Yeah, different but equal.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 17:59Dax Shepard?

  Is it more conventional, like just burger, bun, sitch?

• 18:02Speaker 03

  Burger, bun, cheese, raw onion on the bottom.

• 18:05Dax Shepard?

  Oh, and it should say on the menu, it should say burger, bun, cheese, fuck you.

• 18:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:10Dax Shepard?

  Really go for it.

• 18:11Speaker 01

  No caramelized onions?

• 18:13Dax Shepard?

  Caramelized.

• 18:24Dax Shepard?

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• 18:27Speaker 01

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• 18:38Dax Shepard?

  That's the dream. You just described one of my ideal fall nights.

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• 18:56Dax Shepard?

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• 18:58Dax Shepard?

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• 20:18Dax Shepard?

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• 21:02Dax Shepard?

  But there's this whole other layer of work that eats my day alive. The inbox that never ends. Docs I need to get through, threads I'm behind on. And by the time I've dealt with all that, the stuff I actually want to focus on gets whatever's left. What I needed was something that just works where I'm already working. Not another tab to open, not another thing to set up. Superhuman Go, from the makers of Grammarly, is different. It's already right there, inside your email, your docs, your browser. You don't go to it, it's already working alongside you. You're deep in a long thread, highlight it, and it pulls the key points. About to send something important? It flags what doesn't add up before it leaves your hands. It knows your style, your workflows, and it just backs you up without getting in the way.

• 21:45Dax Shepard?

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• 23:07Speaker 04

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• 23:30Dax Shepard?

  Okay, so you were at a party gone wrong. And again, I'm gonna stereotype, but I have to imagine a lot of Jersey parties go wrong. Did the party take place in Jersey?

• 23:39Speaker 03

  I think it's just your average drinking. But yeah, a ton of parties. So it was 2010. So it was my freshman year of college and it was like a first break back from college. So kind of everyone's still in like that high school party mode. It's unsuccessful if there's not a drinking party every single night of the week.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 23:56Dax Shepard?

  You've just been training for three months, right? Like you've been drinking completely unsupervised for three months. So you're almost ready to come back for a big fight.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  So this one girl from high school is having a party. It's at her mom's house when she's away for work. It's like three towns away, so a lot of small towns in New Jersey, but it's only about three miles or so. We were excited because her mom lived in like this really cool, modern house. It had an elevator in it, like a bunch of cool art in different areas. It wasn't like cookie cutter Jersey suburbia. So we get to the party and you know, it's kind of taking place over all different parts of the house. You know, people playing drinking games in the kitchen. There's parties upstairs. People are taking the elevator up and down to different areas. We're all drinking, playing a bunch of different games. And then me and my one friend venture off and we kind of find this door that leads to the roof. And it's like a roof that's like meant to be on at certain points. Like there's like an Adirondack chair that looks out over the backyard, but really only space for like three people.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  So it's just the two of us up there. We're like, oh, it'd be cool if like people come up and we could play drinking games up here. Wasn't enough space, obviously. No one's coming up. And then on our way down, we see that there's this skylight and we're like, okay, the skylight looks over the kitchen. And the people playing beer pong up there, what if we stand on the skylight? And people will look up and notice like, whoa, there's this whole area upstairs that someone found.

• 25:14Dax Shepard?

  Hold on one second before we get to you getting on the skylight.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  This is like hard.

• 25:18Dax Shepard?

  Neither of you were like, huh, I wonder if this thing will break if we get on. Obviously not.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  Our head went there pretty quickly after. Yeah, you know, you think it was like actual glass that you could stand on.

• 25:28Dax Shepard?

  Well, by the way, it's not there.

• 25:31Dax Shepard?

  Bulletproof glass, maybe? Or like separating glass in a prisoner.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  Not like fragile glass.

• 25:36Dax Shepard?

  Well, that's true. I'm sure it has a high temperance.

• 25:39Speaker 01

  Point of glass.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  So as you would expect, it's challenging to get on because it's also pretty bulbous.

• 25:47Dax Shepard?

  Oh, it's like a dome one?

• 25:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's domed on top.

• 25:50Dax Shepard?

  Well, that makes it a little more sense, Stephen, because I can imagine where you guys thought you were gonna kind of lean over and knock on it and have them be excited.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  Oh, you now see why it would be fun.

• 26:00Dax Shepard?

  Well, I just imagine, like, I'm picturing the most modern house in the world with a dead flat roof and a dead flat skylight, and they think they're gonna stand on that. Whereas this feels more like, yeah, we'll both lean on it.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  We both take our steps on it. It takes like a second to get on and then it's small, so we're kind of holding each other's shoulders. Once we get on, it's pretty quickly understood, like, it's gonna give way.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Before we can do anything, my one friend jumps off feeling it, and then as soon as he gets off, the weight redistributes, and my leg just goes shooting through the skylight.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  I'm like 12 feet above the party. My leg is dangling through.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Can you imagine being at that party and then a leg pops out?

• 26:43Speaker 03

  So I get my body out of the picture so no one could see that it's me. My friend's like, pull your leg out and jump off the roof. We'll run. We'll find a way to get out of here. But you can start hearing the chatter of the party, like, who is that? Grab his shoe. Make sure he doesn't get out of here. Because I think I did some damage to this house that they want this person to be accountable for.

• 27:03Dax Shepard?

  And you did, you know?

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. Reality sets in, embarrassment sets in, and then realize I had to pull my leg out of this. So I don't know if it was cut when it went through or cut when it came out, but it's like a small hole that I made with like shards of glass. I just yanked my leg out. That was the adrenaline, probably. I don't remember feeling the pain at that point, but I stand up and I know I have to go down and face the host of the party.

• 27:29Dax Shepard?

  Because you're a good boy. You're gonna take responsibility.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's the only option at that point.

• 27:33Dax Shepard?

  I imagine you jumping off the roof and them just following the trail of blood.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Ew, also jumping off the roof after that injury.

• 27:40Dax Shepard?

  Yeah.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  I mean, none of this was smart, right? But walk downstairs and just to give you an idea of what this cut looks like, it's probably about like a eight inch gash right in the center of my shin.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  It kind of like split pretty considerably. Like, I don't know if it was like thin skin or pressure.

• 27:55Dax Shepard?

  And Stephen, I've had that injury. It's so close to your shin bone, you're seeing bone immediately, right?

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, and the outsides are pretty cut. Not that it's integral of the story, but when it's healing, it took like three months to heal. It's graphic. It was a cut on my leg and starts to expand. I mean, it looked like there was a vagina on my leg.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 28:14Dax Shepard?

  An elephant vagina.

• 28:16Speaker 03

  The different stages of healing reveal different stages of it. Yeah, it was pretty gnarly. So go downstairs. I realize I probably need stitches, but the host of the party greets me and instead of kicking me out, she's super sweet. She like brings me into a room away from the party. People are annoyed that this happened. There's a hole in the roof. Bandages me up, says like, not a problem. I'll take care of it. I'll find a way.

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Oh. Is she your wife now?

• 28:40Dax Shepard?

  Cause this better be a meet cute.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  You know, I knew you were gonna go there.

• 28:45Dax Shepard?

  We're so predictable.

• 28:46Speaker 03

  I'll save that for the end.

• 28:48Dax Shepard?

  Okay, okay.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  Don't get too excited, Mike.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  She bandages me up, super nice. I decide to leave the party. It's like a three mile walk home. So now I have to walk home on this leg. I know I need stitches. I know I can't drive myself there because we've been drinking. So walk three miles, get home, probably somewhere between 11 and 1, I would say. It was a while ago, but it was later at night. Knock on my parents' door because I know that I need to get taken to the emergency room where you get stitched up. No answer. Open my parents' door and then immediately met with what no child wants to see.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Oh, wow, there's sex.

• 29:21Dax Shepard?

  Oh my God, add insult to injury.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  What a night you're having.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  She's rustling. I mean, I closed the door.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  Embarrassed, in pain, bleeding. I mean, at this point, there's blood in like my sock and my shoe. It's pretty significant.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, you're like, I just want to die now.

• 29:37Speaker 03

  That's the feeling for sure. So she comes out, gives it one look. We both don't want to look at each other. Looks at my leg. She's like, it's fine, you're fine, go to bed.

• 29:44Dax Shepard?

  Oh, you're fine?

• 29:45Speaker 01

  She wanted to get back.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  Round two.

• 29:50Speaker 03

  So woke up the next morning, didn't end up getting it stitched and not too bad. Now I got like a four inch scar on my leg, but it took time. Monica, I knew you would go to, oh my God, maybe a meet cute because she's bandaging you up 10 years ago. I went on a date with her probably 10 years later and I was like, great. This is going to be like a perfect segue, bring up something funny that happened 10 years ago. We're both way more mature now. And she paused and she was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure my brother still fucking hates you for that. And that was it.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 30:18Dax Shepard?

  Okay.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Well, she went on the date with you knowing it was you.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  But I thought it would be a fun little story. I guess it holds some weight in her brother's eyes for not paying for the damage, but she's super nice.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  Didn't work out.

• 30:30Dax Shepard?

  I'm going to try to skin this cat in yet another original way that's going to backfire, but I'm going to give it a shot.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Skin the shin.

• 30:36Dax Shepard?

  Skin the shin. I'm going to shin this cat. So all I'm saying right now is if I were a single girl, I would try to date you in one second. I think you are so fucking cute.

• 30:49Speaker 01

  You are cute.

• 30:49Dax Shepard?

  And funny.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  That's hard to take in, honestly.

• 30:52Dax Shepard?

  Are you married?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  No, I have a girlfriend. Monica, I did write in to Monica and Jess love boys.

• 30:58Dax Shepard?

  You did?

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Season two? Oh, I'm very flattered.

• 31:03Speaker 03

  The show never happened. Huge fans, listen to all the pods, listen to your egg freezing pod. Why I need to listen to that? I don't know. Listen to it.

• 31:11Speaker 01

  Well, it probably makes you better for your girlfriend. She'll be like, oh, you're so sensitive.

• 31:17Dax Shepard?

  I'm feeling very upset right now.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  I'm sorry.

• 31:20Dax Shepard?

  Yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  I'm happy for her. Very nice to meet you.

• 31:24Dax Shepard?

  Yeah.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  You too. I'll give one quick shout out to my cherry chat because I have two friends who we listen to the show all the time. And we have a group chat that's a cherry and every Sunday we guess who the guest is going to be. Sometimes people get it right. So I'll give a quick shout out to them.

• 31:38Dax Shepard?

  Cherry chat.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  That's so cute. Well, this was fun.

• 31:41Dax Shepard?

  Steven, you're a dream. I'm so smitten with you. It's nuts.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  Anytime you want me back, oh, come on.

• 31:48Dax Shepard?

  Okay.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, right back then.

• 31:49Dax Shepard?

  I hope we talk again soon. Take care, brother.

• 31:51Speaker 01

  Bye.

• 31:53Dax Shepard?

  Jessa. Jessa.

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Jessa from Girls? That's the only other time I've heard that name.

• 31:58Dax Shepard?

  I've never even heard Jessa.

• 32:01Dax Shepard?

  Hi. I was just saying to Monica, I'm completely unaware of the name Jessa, but she's familiar because of girls.

• 32:07Speaker 05

  I know. I was so upset when that came out. I was like, I'm not the only Jessa in the world. This is insane, but it worked out.

• 32:13Dax Shepard?

  If I were you, I would have gotten megalomaniacal and thought, somebody knows me in the writer's room and they stole my name.

• 32:22Speaker 05

  That's the way I should have thought of it.

• 32:24Dax Shepard?

  They need a little more arrogance. Are you anywhere near New York City where this could have possibly happened?

• 32:30Speaker 05

  I'm not. I'm originally from the Bay Area, but I live in Nashville now.

• 32:34Dax Shepard?

  Oh, and how are you liking the move?

• 32:37Speaker 05

  I love Nashville. I've been there for four years. It was a big adjustment at first, but I'm loving it now.

• 32:44Dax Shepard?

  What were the hurdles at the beginning?

• 32:46Speaker 05

  So I'm from Northern California where it's like farm town, wine country. It's not that busy. So I moved to Nashville. I moved to the actual city and it was so busy. So I was shell shocked a little bit. And then I moved over to Franklin and I've really enjoyed Franklin because it's nice and quiet and I can drive into the city.

• 33:06Dax Shepard?

  Small town. Okay. So you have a party gone wrong story. I realize now that we have photos, so I'm going to put them between Monica and I so that we'll be prepared when the opportunity presents itself.

• 33:15Speaker 05

  This is a bachelorette trip gone wrong. Originally, we are going to road trip from Nashville, where a majority of the girls lived, down to Alice Beach, Florida. And if you're unfamiliar with Alice Beach, it's like quiet, quaint, charming little beach town.

• 33:30Dax Shepard?

  Is it on A130? That's the zone everyone loves?

• 33:33Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 33:33Dax Shepard?

  I gotta flag one ironic hysterical thing is that Nashville, of course, is the bachelorette capital of the world and you guys are leaving there.

• 33:40Speaker 01

  Well, you have to. You can't do it in your, I mean, you can't.

• 33:43Speaker 05

  You can do Broadway any night. And we did have a Broadway night before the wedding, but we had to go live our classy little life in Florida of all things.

• 33:54Dax Shepard?

  Yes, yes. This was all told to me when I spent the summer there. I had never heard of it, but this whole A130, do you know about this? But it's a little zone on the Gulf in Florida that's super bougie and expensive.

• 34:07Speaker 01

  I can't believe I've never heard of it.

• 34:08Dax Shepard?

  It's like the Hamptons of the South.

• 34:10Speaker 05

  Everybody from Nashville vacations there. I had never heard of it either until I moved there. I'm like, I need to go here. Everyone loves it.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  I feel poor because I grew up in the South and I've never heard of it.

• 34:22Dax Shepard?

  But I think it really took off in the last decade, mostly new builds and stuff. No?

• 34:26Speaker 05

  From what I am aware of, yes, we didn't end up there exactly.

• 34:31Speaker 01

  Uh oh.

• 34:32Dax Shepard?

  Okay.

• 34:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:33Dax Shepard?

  Okay, okay.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  I still have not gone.

• 34:35Dax Shepard?

  Okay, great spoiler.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  So the plan was is that we were gonna road trip from Nashville down to Alice Beach. So when it came time for the planning period, the maid of honor is sending a bunch of Airbnb listings to all of the girls. So we can choose the house to rent. She comes across one and it looks perfect. It is huge. It's beautiful and it is significantly cheaper than every other house. So that should have been a red flag, but for us, we were like, book it. This is perfect.

• 35:04Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, the old century. A bachelor miracle.

• 35:08Speaker 05

  It felt like all the stars aligned. So we go and we go to book the Airbnb and there's one tiny little caveat. They don't allow large groups and they don't allow parties. So we're like, we're screwed. We can't book it. Except one of the girls happens to see the Airbnb host their profile and sees that they're from Utah. And she gets this genius idea to tell a tiny little white lie, say that we are all from Utah. And that we are a bunch of BYU students and one of the girls is getting married. And that we are going to just have a tiny, you know, quiet little beach trip, no party, no harm, no foul, I swear. And it works.

• 35:49Dax Shepard?

  They really value honesty.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  I know. That's why it's just so bad.

• 35:55Speaker 05

  Honestly, I don't tell lies, so I felt so terrible.

• 35:59Speaker 01

  And no one was worried you guys were gonna get like struck down by what's his name?

• 36:04Dax Shepard?

  Joseph Smith?

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Joseph Smith.

• 36:06Speaker 05

  We should have thought about that honestly, but now I won't do it again.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  We book it. We are so happy. Everything's good to go. We are on the road a couple of weeks later. Everything's going great until about 15 minutes out from the house. We realize we are not in Alice Beach. We are in the heart of Panama City.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Oh shit, I've been there.

• 36:28Dax Shepard?

  Okay, and so again.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  That is a place I've been.

• 36:30Dax Shepard?

  Whatever I said about 8:13, you just do the opposite of that.

• 36:33Speaker 01

  Listen, some of my best times.

• 36:35Dax Shepard?

  I went to.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  Those spring breaks were hot.

• 36:38Speaker 05

  So now we are driving down the road and on one side of the street, it is Dollar Jell-O shots. The other side of the street, it is wet t-shirt contest.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 36:48Speaker 05

  And we are going, this is not the vibe. Like this is not what we planned for, nor what we packed for. Like we are packed for brunch and mimosas. We are not packed for Jell-O shots and wet t-shirt contests. But nonetheless, we continue on. We go, there's still like another five minutes in this drive. Somehow it has to turn into Alice Beach. So we turn into the neighborhood and it is immediately lock your doors. This is sketchy.

• 37:14Speaker 01

  Oh no.

• 37:15Speaker 05

  The neighborhood is rough. And I'm still going, we have to have the wrong address. Until we hear, your destination's on the right. So we looked to our right and there it is, the beautiful house that we booked. It looks exactly the same, except it is in the wrong city. So we go, okay, this is on us. This is our fault. We're gonna make the best out of it.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  Okay, this is where I'm different. This is where I'm pulling up Airbnb immediately. Nope, we're going to Alice Beach right now.

• 37:45Dax Shepard?

  We just talked about this, you and I. It's like your na- it's people's nature.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  It is. Either like, look, it is what it is, or it's not what it is.

• 37:52Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, it's a one time you get to have this bachelorette party and you're gonna do it right.

• 37:56Speaker 05

  I wish you were on The Bachelorette with us. It would have worked out way better.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Oh no. Okay.

• 38:01Speaker 05

  So we go in, we decorate and we have our forbidden party that night. Everything goes great. We were having a ton of fun.

• 38:10Dax Shepard?

  How many are there of you?

• 38:11Speaker 05

  I think it ended up being like 12 girls.

• 38:13Dax Shepard?

  Enough to have a party.

• 38:14Speaker 05

  Our party, call it like church party gone crazy. It's not that wild.

• 38:27Dax Shepard?

  We get support from Skims. So Monica just informed me that she's a girl's girl and I nodded like I knew exactly what that meant.

• 38:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, but the girls who get it, they get it.

• 38:38Dax Shepard?

  Okay, but for those of us who are clearly not girls, walk me through it.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Well, you know how much I love my Skims fleece joggers because the plush fleece is so soft. It's cozy. It's really comfortable without feeling too heavy. Well, I went to friend them and she would not stop talking about how comfy they were. She almost didn't give them back to me, which was upsetting, but I'm a girl's girl, so I let her have it.

• 38:59Dax Shepard?

  Great, great, great.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  So the sleep sets are awesome because they are very soft and comfortable, but they're cute. If I'm in my sleep set, I feel fine about going down the street to pick up my food. I'm still looking cute, but I'm comfy and I'm cozy.

• 39:14Dax Shepard?

  Roger.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  A really fun thing to do is if you're going on vacation with your girlfriends, to get matching Skims pajamas. I've done this with Callie and it is so fun. First of all, the pics are so cute, but also it's just fun and friendship.

• 39:27Dax Shepard?

  So a girl's girl is looking out for your friends with better loungewear. I get it. Am I one of your girls now?

• 39:33Speaker 01

  You are. You and the other girlies can shop my favorite loungewear and pajamas at skims.com. After you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you. Select podcasts in the survey and be sure to select our show in the dropdown menu that follows.

• 39:47Dax Shepard?

  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. If you've thought about trying therapy with our long-term partner, BetterHelp, insurance options may now be available nationwide with an average copay for eligible members of just $23 per session. October 10th is World Mental Health Day, but you don't need a day on the calendar to give yourself permission to talk to someone. I've been in therapy for a long time and the stuff rattling around in my head always just quiets down the second I say it out loud. And it doesn't have to be some big life crisis. Maybe it's a work thing that's taking up too much space or hard relationship moment, or just a feeling that something's off. That's enough. That's worth talking about.

• 40:25Speaker 01

  You know, I love.

• 40:26Speaker 05

  Therapy, more than anything, gets me through. Often I'll want to cancel because I'm like, I don't really have anything to talk about. And then I'll go and I have some major revelation.

• 40:36Dax Shepard?

  You know, I was just talking to a friend who has just started it. And I said, one of the most powerful elements of it is just hearing yourself say out loud, the thing that's been ruminating in your head and how different it sounds. Once it's out into the world, you gain perspective immediately just by hearing yourself say it.

• 40:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, you do.

• 40:52Dax Shepard?

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• 41:36Dax Shepard?

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• 42:17Speaker 05

  The next day comes around, we spend the day at the beach. Everything's going great. We're having fun and we go, let's get ready for dinner. We Google the best restaurants in Panama City because again, we're not prepared for Panama. It was supposed to be a fine dining steakhouse. Awesome. Let's book the reservation. We get in the Uber, we get over there, we open up the door. And what do we see? It is like an rundown aquarium.

• 42:41Dax Shepard?

  Yes.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  With a random elderly man and his karaoke machine doing karaoke throughout the restaurant, going up to all the tables, singing to the tables. And at this point, we are so embracing Panama City. We are drinking the juice. We are just going with the vibe.

• 42:58Dax Shepard?

  Good, good.

• 43:00Speaker 05

  We have our dinner and our show. We go, okay, let's go back to the Airbnb. We're gonna get into our comfy clothes and we are gonna pour some champagne. And it's time to shower the bride with all of the lingerie that we brought her. We go out to the fire pit and she's starting to unwrap all of her lingerie. Now, when I say lingerie, I don't want you to think like dirty sexy lingerie. That's not the bride. The bride is very beautiful, classy, silly. And that's the kind of vibe we wanted to embrace. So all of the girls chose a different theme, all of her favorite things. So for example, her favorite show is Outlanders. So one of the girls bought a kilt and had her fiance dress up in the kilt and take a bunch of pictures. Oh, that's cute.

• 43:42Speaker 05

  I chose Harry Potter where she had like a sexy little top and the bottoms say like, you can park your wand here. Or why don't you Slytherin on in?

• 43:50Dax Shepard?

  Lot of wordplay, creative. You guys are good girls.

• 43:54Speaker 05

  Good girls with just a little twist. Slytherin right in doesn't sound that good girl to me.

• 43:59Dax Shepard?

  Well, that's true.

• 44:00Speaker 05

  Sounds hot. So she's holding up this little nightie and all of a sudden about 20 FBI agents and police officers come storming in our backyard. No. Down, down, down. Get on the fucking ground. And they are popping the fence. No.

• 44:21Dax Shepard?

  It's a raid.

• 44:22Speaker 05

  Yes. So they go into the neighbor's yard and flash bombs start going off like crazy. It's huge things, lots of smoke, canines running like crazy. It is literally chaos. During the lingerie party. So we naturally go booking it inside. And this is where the group fully divides.

• 44:48Speaker 05

  Half the group is fetal position, crying hysterically. Get the keys, we're getting in the car and we're leaving. My side of the group, I like to call us the defenders. We were, we are going to protect us. We are going to lock the doors, the windows. We're gonna call the police. We are not going outside until we know what is going on. Like, this is not normal. We call the police and the 911 operator goes, "Yeah, so there is active police activity going on outside right now. You are to shelter in place. We will let you know when it's safe."

• 45:19Dax Shepard?

  By the way, no, they won't. They're not calling back.

• 45:20Speaker 05

  I know. They didn't.

• 45:23Speaker 05

  Where is the safest place in this house? The stairwell. We think there's no windows, there's no doors. We go like total tornado prep. We are good to go.

• 45:31Dax Shepard?

  Can I ask, is the fear a stray bullet might come through the house?

• 45:34Speaker 05

  Oh, there's a fear of everything. It sounds like guns are going off. I think it's probably rubber bullets. And then all of the flash bombs. You think that you're in the middle of a war zone. Yeah. We are arm in arm on the stairs, crying hysterically. Just as shit is going down next door, shit's going down in this house. Our little deserted aquarium karaoke dinner.

• 45:57Dax Shepard?

  Oh.

• 45:58Speaker 05

  Oh, no. Seven, at that point, girls are violently ill. Oh, my god.

• 46:05Dax Shepard?

  This is like The Hangover.

• 46:07Speaker 05

  This is such a disaster. Oh, no. It's literally insane.

• 46:13Dax Shepard?

  Jessa, are you one of the victims?

• 46:16Speaker 05

  Not until the next day.

• 46:18Dax Shepard?

  Oh, okay, took a minute.

• 46:19Speaker 05

  How many bathrooms are there in this house? I think there are like four. So, we had a decent amount, but it was really bad. Both ends, really sick.

• 46:30Dax Shepard?

  Also, let's add, generally when I have that, I'm the only one that has that. So, I'm not entering a bathroom where that already happened. I mean, that is savage.

• 46:39Speaker 05

  Four bathrooms for seven people dealing with this is not enough.

• 46:42Dax Shepard?

  Diabolical.

• 46:43Speaker 05

  It was not pleasant to be in that house. This is going on for hours. At this point, it is like 2:30 in the morning. It seems to end. And we're like, okay, we're gonna get in bed. We are going to go to sleep. We're gonna wake up when the sun comes up. And we are getting out of Dodge. We are going back home to Nashville. About an hour later, like, we're just hitting REM sleep. And all of a sudden, you hear... Boom. It starts right back up again. What the fuck? You're in the thick of it.

• 47:12Dax Shepard?

  It's like a standoff next door.

• 47:14Speaker 05

  We all hit the ground and we are like crawling back to the staircase and we are going, what the hell is going on? Cause this entire time, we're thinking it's a drug raid. Like how many drugs can one have in a house? And at this point, we are stone cold sober. Between the sickness and the hours that have gone by, there is no liquid courage. It is fully a hundred percent sober scaries. We are freaking out. It continues on till five in the morning. And then at five in the morning, it ends. We feel brave enough to leave the house. So we pack up the Airbnb and we get out. We go back to Nashville and a couple of days later, the news articles start coming out.

• 47:55Speaker 05

  Panama City, sex trafficking ring, 21 men arrested. Holy shit.

• 48:01Dax Shepard?

  21 men?

• 48:02Speaker 05

  So this all happened next door.

• 48:05Dax Shepard?

  Oh. It's like a clown car of perverts next door.

• 48:09Speaker 05

  Oh my god. What's even crazier though, is that the whole reason that this even happened, was that a girl was kidnapped out of Utah, at a Utah Jazz game. Remember, the Airbnb host is from Utah. Yes. So she's kidnapped there by a Panama City man, who lives in the sex trafficking house. Wait, what? So then, when we got to the Airbnb, you know, you go and you look around, you're looking everywhere, wherever you're staying, you're seeing all the nooks and crannies. There's an outdoor shower. We're like, oh, that's kind of cool. That might be convenient after the beach. And we look in there and there's a camera in the shower. And we're like, what in the world? This is so creepy.

• 48:53Speaker 05

  But upon our investigation, it wasn't aimed at the shower. It was aimed at the front door of the sex trafficking house. And it was the only camera on property. And that same day before any of this happened, the Airbnb host emails us and she's like, "Hey, girls, hope you're having the best time. Feel free to stay an extra night for free on us."

• 49:14Dax Shepard?

  What?

• 49:14Speaker 05

  Isn't that crazy? Thank God we didn't do it.

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Wait, so are we thinking that-

• 49:20Dax Shepard?

  The FBI put that up so they could record what was going on or the owner of the house?

• 49:24Speaker 01

  Or the sex traffickers owned the house?

• 49:27Speaker 05

  I still don't know for sure if they had anything to do with it, but all roads led back to tiny little Utah. It made no sense. It was so crazy. So luckily we survived. The girl was rescued. The evil 21 men were arrested. And the wedding went on to be beautiful. The marriage is great. They've been married for years. So everything has worked out, but oh my gosh, it was insane.

• 49:52Dax Shepard?

  So we got some photos. Oh, this is the news article. PCB police arrest 21 men for human trafficking, internet crimes involving children.

• 50:01Speaker 05

  Oh, God.

• 50:04Dax Shepard?

  Oh, but look at the gang. Looks so cute and happy.

• 50:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's at our deserted aquarium dinner.

• 50:10Dax Shepard?

  I'm glad your friend's not superstitious because I gotta say, it might start crossing my mind, right? Oh, this is an alman that I shouldn't-

• 50:17Speaker 01

  Not supposed to get married.

• 50:18Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, I'm not supposed to get married. Like, how many more signs do I need?

• 50:21Speaker 05

  They had been together for many, many years. She felt secure, but I've told her that she got all of her chaos out in marriage before the marriage even happened.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Do you think maybe the water you guys were drinking at the restaurant was from the aquarium?

• 50:37Dax Shepard?

  Have you had that thought?

• 50:38Speaker 05

  I didn't think about that until now, Monica. Maybe, maybe we got some like crazy immune system boosts after it, though.

• 50:45Dax Shepard?

  Do you want a bottle of flat water or filtered water? And you say filtered, they just take a ladle out of the aquarium?

• 50:51Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 50:52Speaker 05

  We thought it tasted a little funny.

• 50:53Dax Shepard?

  Well, here's the thing. We're railing on these restaurants a little bit and then I'm feeling snobby, but then everyone gets fucking ghastly ill and you're like, no, I'm not being snobby.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  That was exactly our mentality. Like, we're not going to be snobby. We're embracing Panama City. It's fine. In fact, it was not fine. All I have to say, children, do not tell little white lies. If we didn't lie about being Mormon, none of this would have happened. We would have been safely in Ellis Beach having a great old time.

• 51:21Speaker 01

  I think maybe you did get struck down by Joseph Smith, if I'm being honest.

• 51:26Dax Shepard?

  Also, there's a lot of morals too. There's also the old tried and true, you get what you pay for. It's very rare you actually get a deal.

• 51:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, but we did.

• 51:37Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, you sure did. I only have a single follow up question and it does require some vulnerability. You did mention that it did hit you the next day and you were on a road trip the next day. So how did we deal with that?

• 51:48Speaker 05

  Not well.

• 51:49Dax Shepard?

  Okay.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  It was a lot of stops.

• 51:52Dax Shepard?

  Gas station, bathroom.

• 51:54Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. It was truly, truly disgusting. Such a nightmare. But we made it.

• 52:01Dax Shepard?

  Well, Jessa, this was a delight.

• 52:03Speaker 01

  Great story.

• 52:04Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, phenomenal.

• 52:05Speaker 05

  Thank you so much for having me and I just wanted to say a huge congratulations on the Golden Globes nomination. That is incredible and so well deserved.

• 52:14Dax Shepard?

  Oh, thank you.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  It's because of you guys, the arm cherries.

• 52:19Dax Shepard?

  It is. Send our love to the bride. Thank her for that terrible experience.

• 52:23Speaker 05

  Huge arm cherry Savannah. She definitely wanted me to say hi to you guys.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  Great names. Jessa Savannah. These are great.

• 52:29Dax Shepard?

  All right, take care. Bye bye.

• 52:30Speaker 05

  Bye.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  Sex trafficking.

• 52:34Dax Shepard?

  Diarrhea, puking, sex trafficking, Mormon lines.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  Lingerie party.

• 52:39Dax Shepard?

  Lingerie slitherin'.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  Slitherin' me or whatever it was.

• 52:43Dax Shepard?

  I'm trying to think what I would say. Tell me the names are Dumbledore or Dumble, Dumble?

• 52:47Speaker 01

  Dumbledore.

• 52:48Dax Shepard?

  Dumbledore.

• 52:48Speaker 01

  We got Hufflepuff.

• 52:49Dax Shepard?

  I would say back Dumbledore access.

• 52:52Speaker 01

  Or back Gryffindor access.

• 52:54Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, both work nice. Door and back door. We want to use somehow. You got Hufflepuff. Oh, Huff and Puff on this with an arrow.

• 53:06Dax Shepard?

  What was the other one? Raven?

• 53:07Speaker 01

  Ravenclaw.

• 53:07Dax Shepard?

  Ravenclaw these off.

• 53:11Dax Shepard?

  You're going to Harry Potter merge. Oh, Harry Potter.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  Harry.

• 53:15Dax Shepard?

  It ain't Harry, but it's a Potter.

• 53:19Dax Shepard?

  Hi, Maddie.

• 53:20Speaker 06

  Hey guys, how are you?

• 53:22Dax Shepard?

  Good. We just heard a story about people putting Terrence Posner quotes on lingerie. And theirs were clever, but we wanted to be dirtier. So that's what you heard the tail end of.

• 53:32Speaker 06

  I see, I see.

• 53:33Dax Shepard?

  Maddie, where are you?

• 53:34Speaker 06

  I am in New York City.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  Ooh, jealous.

• 53:38Dax Shepard?

  What part? We have five boroughs to choose from.

• 53:40Speaker 06

  I'm in Manhattan.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  Now I'm really jealous. Is it so cozy there right now?

• 53:45Speaker 06

  It's pretty frigid. I have not left my apartment today.

• 53:48Dax Shepard?

  Congrats.

• 53:49Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 53:51Dax Shepard?

  And are you a New York native or did you relocate to there?

• 53:54Speaker 06

  No, I'm originally from Florida. I've been living here since August of 2023.

• 53:58Dax Shepard?

  So you really reversed the flow because it's definitely New York to Florida is the move.

• 54:03Speaker 06

  I did it opposite and I don't regret it.

• 54:06Dax Shepard?

  Okay.

• 54:06Speaker 06

  Fun.

• 54:07Dax Shepard?

  So you have a party gone wrong.

• 54:09Speaker 06

  I do.

• 54:10Dax Shepard?

  Oh, wonderful. And of course, Florida is a great place for it. In fact, the last party gone wrong we just heard was in Jackson.

• 54:17Speaker 06

  No.

• 54:17Dax Shepard?

  Or Panama City. Yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 06

  Maybe so, but this does take place in New York. Oh, fantastic. This is a story about my housewarming, the first housewarming party that I've ever hosted. And when I moved, I was subletting, just kind of hopping around from different apartments. But I knew that I wanted to move with my two friends, Katie and Marcus. Those are my roommates. We met doing a show, but we were all kind of spread out. Marcus was already living in New York at the time and then Katie was moving from the South. So we all got together in October of 2023, moved in. We found this gorgeous, huge hidden gem apartment in Manhattan. So we were very excited to decorate and find furniture and finally host a party.

• 54:59Speaker 06

  So December was our housewarming. It actually happened two years ago yesterday. Oh, happy anniversary. So we had a huge group of people that we invited. I invited people that I knew that had moved from high school, a lot of theater people. And then I made the bold decision of inviting my coworkers who I had just met. I work for a major fitness company in New York and my roommate Marcus had worked for them for the past five years. So it was a lot of people that I had never really spoken to, but seen around the office, but.

• 55:31Dax Shepard?

  Marcus had vetted them.

• 55:32Speaker 06

  Yes. So everyone comes, it's going well, the drinks are flowing very quickly. And a few people keep coming up to me and asking like, who is this guy that just walked in? He's saying really weird stuff. Uh oh. My roommate went up to him and said, like, who are you here for? Who do you know? And he said, Mackenzie. And I feel like he was just like thinking of the first like white girl name. Yeah.

• 55:53Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, Madison.

• 55:55Speaker 06

  He would have not been far off, but we were like, there's no Mackenzie here. So I walked up to him and I said, what's your name? And he was like, my name is Gillio. I was like, okay, Gillio, you need to either leave or you can come back, but you need to bring more alcohol because you've drank in all the alcohol. So he makes a swift exit. We do another alcohol run. Everything's fine until my friend comes over and tells me that there is a major leak happening in my kitchen. It was a huge crack in the ceiling and it was very close to a light fixture. So we were nervous about the building potentially catching on fire. So my roommate, Marcus, and my friend go upstairs and talk to our upstairs neighbors.

• 56:35Speaker 06

  We had seen them before, but never really spoken to them. It was an older woman and her two adult children, probably in their mid 40s. My roommate goes up there, knocks on the door, and when they open the door, there is water everywhere.

• 56:48Dax Shepard?

  Oh, boy.

• 56:49Speaker 06

  There are quilts, sheets, blankets, anything that they could find. And so they were like, yes, we're aware there's an issue. We're handling it and slams the door. Everyone comes back down, keeps drinking, having fun. It's getting worse. So they go back upstairs and the neighbors are progressively more irritated and rude and start kind of yelling at us and slamming the door once again. At that point, we decided to call the fire department because it was that bad. Yeah. The fire department comes in, they bring like this huge pole with like a little tiny tip, and they put it in the crack. They say nothing else except, okay, we're gonna go upstairs and talk to the neighbors.

• 57:26Dax Shepard?

  And did they route that pole to your sink or something so that it was draining?

• 57:30Speaker 06

  All they did was touch the crack. They didn't explain what that was doing.

• 57:33Dax Shepard?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 57:35Speaker 06

  Everything's fine for a moment. Someone gave me zin and I had never done that before and I had drank a lot of alcohol. I'm sorry to my family listening to this. But immediately I get really sick and so I'm throwing up in my bathroom. Oh, no. And I'm just doing my business and I hear a huge commotion at the door. I hear my roommate, who is the sweetest, kindest little guy, say, hit me then, hit me.

• 58:02Speaker 06

  I finished throwing up and I walk out and I see all the men are sitting on the couch, very quiet, nervous. And I look over and it's Marcus, Katie, my roommates, and all the women just like ready to go to battle. I managed to get my way to the front and upstairs neighbors have come down and they're screaming at us, getting in our face, asking why we would call the fire department and we've ruined everything and why would we move here? They were also definitely under the influence of something.

• 58:29Dax Shepard?

  Well, when you say mom and two 40 year old children, there's a story there for sure.

• 58:34Speaker 06

  All of my coworkers are native New Yorkers. They're not afraid to get in the fight, defend us. And next thing you know, the daughter comes forward and punches my friend's coworker square in the face. Oh, my God.

• 58:47Dax Shepard?

  Now we're cracking.

• 58:49Speaker 06

  We're cooking. I think they were cooking something up there. My coworker who is 411, she's so tiny, she starts defending her friend. And so then the brother comes over and starts choking my coworker. What? She is pinned up against the wall, being choked. So now everyone's screaming, pulling each other. And my sweet, sweet roommate, Katie, who is from the South is like, I've got this on video. And so he turns and takes her phone and walks outside and throws it so far that it hits the other building across the street. And you know, the streets are wide in New York. So we were out looking for that. She's in shambles. The cops eventually come.

• 59:31Dax Shepard?

  By the way, they were mad you called the fire department and then they forced you to call the police.

• 59:36Speaker 06

  I know. We still to this day don't know what made them so angry unless there was something they were hiding.

• 59:42Dax Shepard?

  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that these people were already on the last straw with the landlord. Some hijinks happened, which caused this big flood. And then this was gonna be them going, you know what? Get the fuck out. Now we have enough ammo to get you out of here.

• 59:54Speaker 06

  Well, it didn't. They're still there. Oh, my God.

• 59:57Dax Shepard?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So when the police came, a lot of questions. Did you find the phone? Was the video intact? What did the police do when they got there? What happened?

• 1:00:05Speaker 06

  We could not recover anything on her phone, but we did find her phone. We came back and the cops weren't super helpful because everyone was so intoxicated that they were like, I don't want to deal with this. But they split us all up. They were holding the mother back from us. And they pointed at me and my roommates and they said, you guys are going to jail. The police did?

• 1:00:24Dax Shepard?

  Or the mom.

• 1:00:25Speaker 06

  No, the police.

• 1:00:26Dax Shepard?

  What the hell's happening?

• 1:00:27Speaker 06

  What is happening? I had to ask a lot of people because again, there were different levels of being drunk and sober, but they pointed at us and we all responded. We were like, for what? They eventually asked the girls who were assaulted at the party if they wanted to press charges. And they were like, no, we just want to leave. So we kind of turned to everybody and said like, okay, the party's over. Please leave. Thank you so much for coming. And as everyone was leaving, the neighbors were upstairs in their window, like screaming at everyone. And the next morning I called my mom, expecting her to be like, okay, you're moving. She was like, that's crazy. And my uncle actually attended the party. He's lived here for like 26 years. He dipped out before everything happened, but his response was like, welcome to New York. New York, baby.

• 1:01:10Dax Shepard?

  You wanted it, you got it.

• 1:01:14Speaker 06

  I was so petrified to go to work. I was mortified that this girl came to my party and was choked, you know?

• 1:01:22Speaker 06

  But I walked into work and everyone who didn't come was like, oh, my God, I heard you threw the best party.

• 1:01:26Dax Shepard?

  Oh, great.

• 1:01:28Speaker 06

  I gained a lot of friends from that. My coworker that was choked, you could see bruises on her neck. I asked the other neighbors about Jillio, if they knew anything about him. Forgot about Jillio.

• 1:01:38Dax Shepard?

  He was a red herring.

• 1:01:39Speaker 06

  They were like, I can't believe you let that guy in your apartment. You should have never done that. And we haven't seen him since. So don't know what happened to Jillio. Some lessons learned. Yeah, but that was my first housewarming party in New York City. Wow.

• 1:01:54Dax Shepard?

  Brought me back.

• 1:01:54Speaker 06

  Is this your apartment still? No, we have since moved.

• 1:01:58Dax Shepard?

  Well, Maddie, that was tasty. I really wish I was at that party, although I would of course been in real dust up with all the whole family.

• 1:02:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, also a little girl getting choked.

• 1:02:07Dax Shepard?

  In my mind, I would have prevented that. That's why I want to be there. Yeah, I would have probably been thrown up in the bathroom.

• 1:02:14Dax Shepard?

  And then I would come out and said what I would have done.

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  If I have a second, if I could give some shout outs.

• 1:02:23Dax Shepard?

  Let's hear some shout outs.

• 1:02:24Speaker 06

  First of all, I just want to thank both of you. I'm in New York and I'm acting and pursuing all the things. And it's so reaffirming to hear everyone that you talk to and hear about their journeys and hear about the really good parts and the really bad parts. It keeps me going. And I want to shout out my sister Caroline. She is who got me into this podcast. She just had her second baby, so she's killing it. But we call every week about Armchair Anonymous. I also want to shout out my roommates because without them, this would not have occurred. We have plenty of stories, I'm sure, as you can imagine. And lastly, I want to shout out Anna and Juancho.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:03:04Dax Shepard?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:03:05Speaker 01

  She texted me today and she said, one of Juancho's best friends is going to be on Armchair Anonymous.

• 1:03:11Dax Shepard?

  So you're from Orlando.

• 1:03:13Speaker 06

  Yes, sir. Juan and I did theater together. He's truly the best. His family is the best.

• 1:03:20Dax Shepard?

  We love Juancho.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Shout out Juancho and Anna.

• 1:03:24Dax Shepard?

  Two of the cutest human beings on planet Earth.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  I love that you're best friends with him. It makes sense because you're so cool and he's so cool.

• 1:03:31Speaker 06

  I call him all the time. I'm like, did you hear about what they said this week? He's like, I don't listen to it.

• 1:03:37Dax Shepard?

  Mandy, delightful meeting you and we will give Juancho your love.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:03:41Speaker 06

  Thank you so much.

• 1:03:42Dax Shepard?

  All right, take care.

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  God, I love when worlds collide.

• 1:03:46Dax Shepard?

  Me too.

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  So fun. Parties are fun.

• 1:03:51Dax Shepard?

  They are. Even when they go wrong, you're like, I would have been glad to have been in any one of those.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  Most parties, at least something goes a teeny tiny bit wrong. Even when you're old, I went to a party this weekend. A very adult, nice, small gathering. A couple of friends of the pod were there. There was a whole entire wine spill incident that was hilarious, but was scary.

• 1:04:15Dax Shepard?

  Because it ran the risk of ruining a very expensive, large rug?

• 1:04:19Speaker 01

  Yes. The hosts were gone. Then we looked on chat about how to fix it and it said, pour baking soda. And then we did that. And then it also, we put sparkling water on it. And then later we read, you're not supposed to saturate. And then we were all like, you know what? It's gonna be okay by morning. And then I did check in in the morning. She said it looked exactly the same.

• 1:04:43Dax Shepard?

  Sure. You forgot the salt. Remember I was telling you, I learned from Curb Your Enthusiasm, you're supposed to dump salt on it. And hope it's not too late. It's the only thing I hope.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, so parties are great.

• 1:04:54Dax Shepard?

  Yeah, love you.

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  Love you.

• 1:04:57Dax Shepard?

  Do you wanna sing a tune or something? We have a theme song.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Oh. Okay, great.

• 1:05:02Dax Shepard?

  We don't have a theme song for this new show, so here I go, go, go. We're gonna ask some random questions and with the help of our cherries, we'll get some suggestions. On the fly, I rhyme dish. On the fly, I rhyme dish. Enjoy.