Matt McCusker Returns!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Matt McCusker! You know Matt McCusker from Stand Up Comedy, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Whiskey Ginger, Flagrant, Sunday Conversations, We Might be Drunk and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Factor: Head to https://factormeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Rocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE Chubbies: Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code garbage at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/garbage! Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Oh yeah.

• 0:06H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it after group to be classy.

• 0:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:10H. Foley?

  They're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:12Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:13H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here in Austin, Texas, and to the unfortunately, we left at the house in Philly and it's a bit of a problem.

• 0:21Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 0:22H. Foley?

  Neighbors are calling. There's stuff on the front lawn. There's fireworks going off. It's gonna be all seen when we get back. It's gonna be grinded for about two weeks when we get home.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:31H. Foley?

  All right.

• 0:31Speaker 01

  (laughing).

• 0:33H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, international businessman, real big shot. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.

• 0:42Speaker 01

  What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available on Spotify, and obviously the greatest website of all time. Don't have to tell anybody in this room, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

• 0:56H. Foley?

  Ooh, love that money. And gang, we couldn't be more excited of our incredibly, you know what I mean, incredibly special guest. He's back with us again today. He did one of our earliest episodes over Zoom, one of our oldest friends in comedy, Netflix special, the other half of Matt and Shane's secret podcast, also known as The Shaman, and a hell of a hell of a talent on the recorder. Give it up for Mr. Matt McCusker, everybody.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  Man, thank you.

• 1:22H. Foley?

  Matty!

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Thank you, bro.

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Thanks for coming, buddy.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  That was great. That was during the pandemic when I did the episode.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  I was in my basement.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  And you were dubbed, you were very early on dubbed the prince of trash.

• 1:34Speaker 02

  I appreciate that.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  And I, you know, there's very few people who have yet to like really overcome that like fucking stelco suburban Philadelphia area trash.

• 1:44H. Foley?

  My oldest memory of you, and I don't know why it always sticks out in my head. I think it sticks out in my head because of the way your shadow was on this building. But me and Cotton dropped you off one night at home, and I don't know where the fuck you lived, but you walked through like a vacant lot that had like a light on it. And as you walked into the darkness, your shadow was on the other building, and then you just disappeared. That was the only time we ever took you home. Do you remember that?

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was just talking about you guys recently, just like when I started out.

• 2:15H. Foley?

  It was some burned out neighborhood?

• 2:17Speaker 02

  It was 30, my house on 37th and Mellon Street. It was in West Philly. And there was only like, it was all the row homes had been demolished, so there was like

• 2:24Speaker 01

  Sounds like a nice part of town.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  There's three standalone row homes sitting on the street.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  I feel it's a very Philly thing where it's like the block will be completely vacant. Like that doesn't happen in New York where like, there's just one lone, it's like an old, it's like the only two in the, left in the mouth.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Exactly what it was. There was two people on my side of the street and two people on the other side of the street. And it was just an old lady across from me. There was an active prostitute to my right. And, um, and then her daughter eventually. Unfortunately. Well, she was old enough too to enter the trade as well, so.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  They were like kind of.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  Family business.

• 2:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, there were, well, there was like a white Ford Explorer, the box style, parked in that vacant lot. And her, her daughter, when she moved in, set up shop in the Ford Explorer. So the lady would be blowing dudes out the back door and her daughter would be working the Ford Explorer and just be rocking. It was crazy.

• 3:07H. Foley?

  Kind of like a food truck.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Which my brother had a food truck, which we parked right there, yeah.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  You had a food truck?

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  What kind of food truck?

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Uh, it was Honest Tom's Taco Shop. So he just had, uh, just, he just did like breakfast tacos.

• 3:18H. Foley?

  That's the brother that, that's Billy?

• 3:20Speaker 02

  No, it's Tom. Billy's my younger brother. Tom is one of my two older brothers.

• 3:23H. Foley?

  That's what I can never figure out.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:24H. Foley?

  I couldn't, sorry, I couldn't put Billy's face in a taco truck.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  No, he, you know, he's not, no. That was like my, when I graduated from college, me and my brother bought that house off of an Irish immigrant. Who, handshake deal. He goes, guys, 20, I want, I think it was, yeah, it was 27,000 bucks. 0% interest. You can pay me 500 bucks a month. Once it's, once it's paid, I'll give you the deed and we just shook on it. And he, he was, you know, he did, he did his end of the deal.

• 3:50H. Foley?

  He was always pretty sharp with that kind of stuff. Like instead of renting, you bought it.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  I know, but that doesn't seem very sharp. I'm just gonna blindly give this guy cash every month and then.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  It was a gentleman's deal.

• 3:58H. Foley?

  Well, it's in the underworld, but sure.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  He can walk in both worlds.

• 4:03H. Foley?

  Operating in the darkness, yeah.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  That wasn't signing contracts. So that was just, that was all we do. A firm handshake and.

• 4:08H. Foley?

  Did you guys eventually get the deed on it, stuff?

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, we got it.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  Did you guys then sell that place?

• 4:12Speaker 02

  We sold it to two New York investors. There was a tree growing in through the basement. And I was just like, they were like, yeah, we're thinking of this and that. And I was like, yeah, man, for sure. And then they, uh, I was like, as is, you know, I was like, I don't know shit about this stuff. And then they, uh, they bought it for like 55 grand.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  No shit. So you made, made a profit off of it?

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Yep. And then they.

• 4:30H. Foley?

  Kids good with money.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  Then they came in later, we doubled up and then they came in later and just sectioned, the whole thing's all sectioned eight.

• 4:36H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  So, yeah. So those New York investors are like, perfect.

• 4:41H. Foley?

  Perfect.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  So, so long ago that we had you on, obviously you're trash. We're all trash here. There's, there's, there's all murderers in this room.

• 4:53H. Foley?

  But we.

• 4:56Speaker 02

  No, that makes sense.

• 4:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, it does make sense. So we wanted to run back through some of the questions that we didn't get to, that, that, that we didn't have yet, uh, just about the childhood. Then we'll find out how you're living today, obviously.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  For sure. What was the first job? Your first actual job?

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Oh, like working for like a company?

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. I assume you worked for some, some sort of institution, one of your family members.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the first job.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  You applied for a job?

• 5:24Speaker 02

  I think it was Brewster's Ice Cream.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Brewster's?

• 5:27Speaker 02

  Brewster's Ice Cream. I think I'm, I've, I think that was the first one.

• 5:30H. Foley?

  Where's that? Where's Brewster's?

• 5:33Speaker 02

  Uh, it was on 202. It was on like Route 202, uh, right near where like Pennsylvania hits Delaware.

• 5:38H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  So like, you know, back, it was like the Concord Mall was right there. And if you keep going up from Delaware into Pennsylvania, there was just like right on the side of a two lane highway.

• 5:47H. Foley?

  Oh, I think I know what you're talking. Is there a hot dog thing, a hot dog place on the, on the right side of the street?

• 5:51Speaker 01

  That's his North Star.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  No, no, there was, there's a Wawa and then you keep going and it's just like, there's, there's a nail salon called A Nails. Sort of guy makes me laugh every time. A Nails. And then there's a Birds and the Bees was like a classic, like lingerie, kind of.

• 6:06H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Adult. And then it was just ice cream.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  My mom used to run a lingerie shop called The Butterfly.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  What?

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Slut. You seem to be over it.

• 6:15Speaker 02

  I, but yeah, that was the first, I had a lot of like weird odd jobs where I would like work, but that was the first job allocation.

• 6:21H. Foley?

  Did you get the gig? Did you get the job?

• 6:22Speaker 02

  I got the job.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  How old were you when you got it?

• 6:25Speaker 02

  I think I was, I was old enough to drive, so I was probably like 16.

• 6:28H. Foley?

  Okay, summer job?

• 6:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it was during the school year.

• 6:31H. Foley?

  Really?

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I would work at nighttime.

• 6:33H. Foley?

  Selling ice cream?

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Selling ice cream.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  Had to be slow in the winter.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Dude, so this was the very, they, the year I worked here, the year I worked there was the first winter there. It was like a gamble. They were like, we're gonna stay open all winter.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  We got McCusker on board. This McCusker kid seems like he's got moxie.

• 6:47H. Foley?

  He was here, man.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  He can do it, dude.

• 6:50H. Foley?

  Is global warming's real, man?

• 6:51Speaker 02

  It was unheard of and they, and they were like, I remember them like they took all the employees in. They're like, we're gonna do something crazy. They tried to act like they're founding Facebook. They're like, we're about to disrupt the ice cream industry.

• 7:00H. Foley?

  We're gonna do something nuts, hot ice cream.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  I think I'm just crazy enough to do it.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  But yeah, no, I actually, so I never filled out a W9 when I worked at that place. It's because I was just stealing money from the cash register the entire time.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Again, the underworld.

• 7:15Speaker 02

  If you hit, well, I, my, my thing with teenage jobs was if the boss was nice, I wouldn't steal. If the boss was not nice, I was like, this is my enemy. I'm gonna try to destroy your business.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  You have a code.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had a code. I had a code and they, I mean, dude, it was on them because like, the way they did it was on their cash register. If there was a baby, you could do free baby cone and hit it and it would zero the order out. Or like, like zero out, like it wouldn't do anything, but you could pop the drawer by hitting free baby cone.

• 7:38H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  So if anything fell on an even number, no change, like exactly 20, exactly 10, I would get that 20, hit free baby cone. So it would look like on a camera, it looked like I was ringing it up and the thing would pop out and I would act like I was putting it in, crumple the bill in my hand and then put it in my pocket later.

• 7:54H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  I did that.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  That's pretty advanced.

• 7:56H. Foley?

  What are we talking about? You're walking out of there with, it's like 50 bucks?

• 7:59Speaker 02

  I had like gas money. Yeah, I had, I maybe I might make like a hundred and, you know, a hundred and something a week.

• 8:04H. Foley?

  Off of that?

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:05H. Foley?

  Okay, that's pretty, that's a nice little grift.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  It wasn't bad.

• 8:08H. Foley?

  You're not getting greedy?

• 8:09Speaker 02

  I wasn't, I wasn't crazy and it was, you know, it was like when the opportunity would strike, I would go, nice. Cause I didn't like the manager.

• 8:15H. Foley?

  Right.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  Cause the manager came in, it was actually, she was completely right, but she was like.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  You're stealing from us.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  I got, I got hired, I got hired a day before her. So she came in and started bossing me around. And I was like, yo, technically I've been here longer than you. I don't have to listen to you. So we were at odds the entire time. So, but yeah, I don't know why I didn't like that place, but I definitely, I mean, I feel bad now, but I definitely as a child. And then I finally filled out the W nine and got my paychecks and was like, fuck yeah.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  But you weren't collecting paychecks?

• 8:43Speaker 02

  No, I worked there for like a month and a half and didn't collect a paycheck.

• 8:47H. Foley?

  I think they must have known you were stealing. Hey, do you need that W nine? Nah, I'm cool. Keep them baby cones coming.

• 8:52Speaker 02

  I remember my mom, my mom brought it to my attention. She's like, you gotta fill this out. You're not gonna get paid. And I was like, I will. And she was just kinda like, okay, like.

• 8:58H. Foley?

  Mom, I'm getting paid.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  That's like every dirtbag figures that out early on of like, hell, it takes them like four days to go to find the

• 9:06H. Foley?

  What the angle is?

• 9:06Speaker 01

  The cracks in the long go. Oh, I got this place dead.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  No, I had a candy, I worked at a candy stand in the Concord Mall, same thing. You had to manually put in the price. I just started taxing everything like 50% basically. If it was 10 bucks worth of candy, I rang up five, pocketed the other half.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  Tariffs got them bad.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  I was bad. I was tariffing hard. So I was, I was a bad employee as a child. And again, it was all the boss, if I liked the boss, straight as an arrow. If I, if the boss gave me attitude, I was like, all right, man. Well, let's, let's see what's up then.

• 9:35H. Foley?

  I remember Devon, they were doing, they had some card that was, uh, it was like a gift card, but you could, you had it to swipe, but you were able to give people, like if it was their birthday, give some, give them something off. Man, that got to the fucking, the perk of then.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  My, my cousin might've had the all time. So he worked at Wawa and I won't say which cousin, but one of them worked at Wawa. And he got the, you know, the hoagie, when you get a hoagie, you know, you have a paid stamp. He took the stamp. So he was giving it out to us. We could stamp our own hoagie things, dude. It was, that was huge. I don't think I paid for lunch one summer, like the whole summer.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  That would, when it was, it was when it was just analog like that. It was like, you gotta, I'm like, I won't even show you the slip.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Half the time they didn't check.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  But the paid stamp, you were bulletproof. You'd be like, here you go. Let's get that.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Cause you would order it, they would make it, you would pay supposedly and yeah, just come back and there would be your sandwich. You'd be like, sweet.

• 10:28H. Foley?

  In the realm of the Philadelphia underworld, that has to be a hot commodity.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  That's like a stolen gun. That's like a gun without a serial number, dude. That thing is fucking.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  It's hard to even explain the significance, but it was pretty much like a counterfeit money machine for food.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  I'm gonna go home and be like, my friend's mad. His cousin stole one. I want like, I wouldn't be telling that story that I know a guy who knows a guy who had a pay sticker.

• 10:52H. Foley?

  What was the first concert that you went to?

• 10:54Speaker 02

  First concert I went to was.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  I think, oh, it was, it was Red Hot Chili Peppers. Whoa.

• 11:01H. Foley?

  That's not bad.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  Red Hot Chili Peppers.

• 11:03H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  Very at the Tweeter Center.

• 11:05H. Foley?

  Who'd you go with?

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Just like two of my friends.

• 11:07H. Foley?

  Okay, so you were, you were of age, you were 16?

• 11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:10H. Foley?

  You had the Brewster's money on you?

• 11:11Speaker 02

  I might have had that Brewster's change on me. I forget exactly when that was, but we definitely, that was the first one.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  That's a great one.

• 11:18H. Foley?

  Red Hot Chili Peppers.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:19H. Foley?

  Not bad.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  What was the first car?

• 11:22Speaker 02

  First car was, so my dad collected classic cars, like old muscle cars. So the first car I drove is a 72 Le Mans.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  I don't know why he let me. It wasn't even fuel injected. I just sit out in the morning and like punch the gas to get the, like to turn over. And then I would go and pick my cousin up and we would head to school together and I like crashed into my, my uncle's car like early in the morning. So I didn't defrost the windshield and I was kind of like doing the dumb and dumber.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  How long did you see you rolling around in a muscle car?

• 11:52Speaker 02

  Dude, it was so fast.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  That's pretty sick.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  It was pretty awesome. It was an old muscle and I could like at a green light hit the gas and it would just be like.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  I don't know why he gave it to, I don't like.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  That's insane.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  He was like, you can drive this. And I was like, all right, sick. So I just like.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  You can drive one of the sickest cars ever.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  It was pretty tight. It was like a tan 72 Le Mans.

• 12:10H. Foley?

  Pretty sick, but also pretty trashy. You ever see the kid in the muscle car that pulled into the parking lot at school?

• 12:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  Man, the average.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  And I wasn't even a gearhead like that. I was just like, okay, cool. Thanks, man.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  Kids that were into cars like before they had cars. I'm like, dude, your dad hit you at some point.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, the gearheads, it was usually like gearhead slash the speaker head. The guys would have the big 12s and 10s in the back.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  JBL.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  And they would sweat the Le Mans and I always be like, whatever, man.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, whatever. This is just my beater.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Probably gonna go hit Wawa later.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  This is my point A to point B. It is funny though to like have an ice cream shop and you see like a 16 year old kid roll up.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Pulling out a $90,000 car.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  This kid's definitely stealing from you.

• 12:51H. Foley?

  No W nine?

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Haven't collected a paycheck yet.

• 12:57H. Foley?

  Some hot chicken, a some 23 year old in a flight attendant costume gets in your car. You pull away. What's up babe?

• 13:04Speaker 02

  I literally pulled up like a meth dealer.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Getting a muscle car. Pulled up to his ice cream job. He's crazy. That's crazy work.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  I used to not wash. They were like, you gotta wash your, I had a white sweatsuit for Brewster's. Like you gotta wash it every day. And I was like, dude, we're not even like working that hard. I don't need to wash this. But the ice cream would like spoil. So I fucking stunk. So bad. Cause I just had ice cream drops that would just sit there in my car for like a week.

• 13:33H. Foley?

  I was bad with the washing of the uniform as well.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  Horrible.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  That's my, my favorite and least favorite kind of waiter is the guy who comes up to your table with like four weeks of stains on it. What can I get for you? You're like, dude, just go fuck it. Just go get a second shirt, bro.

• 13:47H. Foley?

  Hair's all greasy, eyes are bloodshot. What can we get for you?

• 13:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was first, first job, first car.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Do you remember what you got on your SATs?

• 13:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Pretty sharp guy.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  1130.

• 14:00H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Oh, the old SATs. Now that's like.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  Well, it's back to that.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  Is it really?

• 14:05Speaker 01

  It went to 2400 and then back. Now it's they, they've abandoned that. It's back at 1600.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  That's good. That, that new stuff was crazy. It was like completely. And they had the, yeah, they had the essay portion, which.

• 14:16Speaker 01

  How do you grade that?

• 14:17H. Foley?

  Sorry. Is that what they, what happened? There was an essay portion?

• 14:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, they, they tried to like equalize it. We're like, well, if you write a nice letter, we'll give you fucking 900 points. But the, I, my math was like abysmal. Like Forrest Gump level, like bad. And uh, he didn't put it nicely in the, but my verbal was super high. So my SATs were like crazy lopsided.

• 14:38H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  But I got the 1130.

• 14:39H. Foley?

  I never would have got.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  Took them once too.

• 14:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too. It was 1140. I was like, it was like dead on. It was like 610 and 530 or something like that. It was like.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Yep. Mine were like seven something and like four, it was so bad.

• 14:51H. Foley?

  If I would have had to write out an essay, it would have been brutal. I literally just sped through it. We had a football game that night and I took acid that night.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 14:58H. Foley?

  I was hurting.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  What'd you get?

• 15:00H. Foley?

  Uh, 870.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Talk about Gump, huh?

• 15:07Speaker 02

  It's Gumpin'. I don't know, after a night of acid all night, I think at eight seventy, that's, if you should explain that, if you ever had a job interview.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  You should be president, actually.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  Just be like, I had eight seventy, I was on acid all night, I'd be like, damn, that's crazy, bro.

• 15:19H. Foley?

  Gumpin's alright. Dude's Gumpin' hard, crashing the boat into the dock.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  You jump off the boat.

• 15:26H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 15:29H. Foley?

  Alright, you guys have a slip and slide growing up?

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, we had to have had one at some point.

• 15:34H. Foley?

  You guys are kinda in the woods a little bit, out, out in the country?

• 15:37Speaker 01

  You gotta compound the.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, we did, me and all my cousins, my, there were six of us and ten of my cousins, they used to do a thing where they'd put me in a giant truck tire and roll me down the septic mound. So you would just kinda get in there like a little homunculus, you would just sit in there and they would just kick you down and put up another tire and you'd hit it and ramp off that one. That was the first time I got the wind knocked out of me, cause I landed upside down and just was like, I thought I was dying. I was like a little, I was like a little boy, I was just like, I thought I was gonna die. I was like, I think I broke my neck and I'm dying and then.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  I can literally kill you, that's crazy.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  But did, did any of you guys get severely injured in any of your?

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, two of my cousins went to the hospital the same day for dirt bike accidents on the same dirt bike.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  Really?

• 16:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  It's like James Dean's car or whatever, like multiple people die in the same car?

• 16:22Speaker 02

  No, literally, one, one, one went in.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Like James Dean?

• 16:25Speaker 02

  My one cousin went in the mornings, it fell on him and it burned his thigh, and then the, my other cousin later on that day tried to ramp it like a, like a little hill and the brake caught his mouth as he was coming down and just ripped his lip open.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Jesus. I had that with a buddy, just, he was like trying like a bar spin on a bike or something and fell. The whole handle went through it, through his cheek, still like, got a fucking sweet scar now.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  That is kinda sick.

• 16:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it looks like a Nike swoosh.

• 16:51H. Foley?

  I twisted my knee at lacrosse camp once.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  I was on acid.

• 16:59H. Foley?

  How many cousins were there on the, on the compound?

• 17:01Speaker 02

  Sixteen, including myself.

• 17:03H. Foley?

  Sixteen kids?

• 17:04Speaker 02

  There was ten kids in my cousin's family and six in my family.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  And no one, someone, no one died?

• 17:09Speaker 02

  No. Thank God, I think about it, I was like, no.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 17:12H. Foley?

  Not all boys, right?

• 17:13Speaker 02

  No, it was, it was like. I would say 60, 40.

• 17:17H. Foley?

  So, but you guys all were around somewhat around the same age. Let's see, within a 10-year age difference.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, and we all had corresponding cousins. So like my brother Kevin had a cousin Jack who was his age. My brother Tom had Steve, his age. I'm Matt, my cousin Pat was my age. And there's a couple of oddballs that were like a year or so off.

• 17:33H. Foley?

  Kev, let's talk about Factor.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Factor, factor, factor.

• 17:35H. Foley?

  Kevin, I said I want to talk about Factor.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  Factor, factor, factor.

• 17:38H. Foley?

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• 17:52Speaker 01

  Summer bod.

• 17:53H. Foley?

  Right?

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 17:54H. Foley?

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• 18:00Speaker 01

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• 18:06H. Foley?

  They're way past that now. They got breakfast, they got all this stuff.

• 18:09Speaker 01

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• 18:48Speaker 01

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• 19:06H. Foley?

  K, what do you know about Rocket Money?

• 19:07Speaker 01

  Oh, I know everything about Rocket Money. I love Rocket Money.

• 19:09H. Foley?

  Well, let me tell the good people that Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Grow your savings. You got some subscription that you don't know about, bang, Rocket takes care of it. They'll let you know what you're spending, where you're spending it, to give you a good, good grasp on where your money's going.

• 19:31Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, can show you how you can set budgets and goals. You get personalized insights and regular reports, and you receive real-time alerts, which I do. I get everything now, all. I use Rocket Money. It's like my dashboard. I go there, I go, what's coming up this week? What went out last week? What do we got going on? Oh shit, I forgot about that. I gotta move a little two tree thing over here, pay for that bill. It's fantastic. It lets you, one, obviously it lets you cancel your unwanted subscriptions. It can even help you in the app if that's the case. I had that where I signed up for some stupid streaming thing that was like for a fight in Ukraine or something like that, and they were able to bing bop boom, bing, skate it off. But on top of that, it tells you, you get the email, hey, you spent this much last week, you spent this much last month, you got these coming up. It lets you just, lets you quarterback.

• 20:15H. Foley?

  When it's in front of you.

• 20:15Speaker 01

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• 20:36H. Foley?

  So that was every day in the summer when you were a kid. Everybody was there. That was probably pretty fucking awesome.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  It was so fun.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  It's sick.

• 20:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 20:42Speaker 02

  And then they built like a new, like, cause we were like, it was kind of rural when we moved out there, and then they built all these new like neighborhoods and developments. So we would just go through those houses.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  It was one of my favorite things.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  Awesome. Just fucked them up.

• 20:52Speaker 01

  Finding the Toll Brothers.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's literally exactly what it was.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  And just like smashing shit.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  I remember, we went to the model home. They had like a little realtor lady sitting in there. We're like, you know, we're like 15. We're like, we like to look at the model home. I don't know why. They're like, yeah, come on in.

• 21:04Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  My cousin shit in the toilet, but they didn't have water in there.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  Wait, was it an actual woman or a cardboard?

• 21:10Speaker 02

  It was a real, a realtor sat in there like waiting for open houses.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Was it an actual woman or cardboard?

• 21:18H. Foley?

  I felt like you were-

• 21:19Speaker 01

  You are gumping hard, dude.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  That was a real lady. They probably could get away with cardboard cutouts now.

• 21:26H. Foley?

  Holy shit, she let you in?

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know why.

• 21:29H. Foley?

  That's nuts.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  I don't know why. She was like, "Yeah, guys, come on in." And my cousin shit in the thing and he was like, "Dude, there wasn't any water in the toilet."

• 21:35H. Foley?

  Oh, fuck. She had to deal with that, poor lady.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  I know.

• 21:39H. Foley?

  Fucking little heathens, trying to sell these houses.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  Dude, we would sit there, as they were setting windows, there was one kid from our neighborhood that was like the real bad kid. We'd be like, "Yo, you won't go throw a rock right at that window." And then we'd watch carpenters setting giant fucking like-

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Bay windows?

• 21:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, and he would just come out of the woods like, "Ah!"

• 21:58Speaker 02

  We'd all be like, "Holy fuck, he did it."

• 22:01Speaker 01

  He's jumping off like a dirt mound.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  It was so bad.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  Dude, we used to do the same thing. We would wait up on a tree line, right? Because they dug all the basements and made a huge mountain of fucking dirt. So we would stand up there on our bikes and like look down in the valley. And just like, we would wait for him to wrap up for the day and we would just fucking bomb down this hill. And fuck shit up, dude. Like, fuck shit up.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  Well, you had no idea as a kid. You're like, "Also be so funny," but like, that must have fucked them up so bad.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  We found a case of caulk and just smashed it all over a basement wall. And then just started caulking things to the wall. Like people's toolbox, dude. We were just like, looking back, it's such a dickhead.

• 22:45H. Foley?

  Weeks of damage.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  Dude, we caulked all the keyholes closed to the bulldozers and stuff.

• 22:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, they fucking caulked everything. That guy coming in, it was so bad.

• 22:54Speaker 02

  It's so funny, it's a guy doing the bulldozer, definitely blames some minority in his head. He was like, "He's goddamn Puerto Ricans, I saw them earlier."

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Meanwhile, it was just four fat white kids.

• 23:05H. Foley?

  These are the kids we saw at Home Depot, you guys did it.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  He saw a Puerto Rican guy like nine miles away, he's like, "I know it was him."

• 23:10Speaker 01

  It's probably that guy.

• 23:12H. Foley?

  Ah, that's so fucked up.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  Dude, the caulk and the bulldozer, so funny.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  We stole the keys to them one time, it was just a good time.

• 23:19H. Foley?

  In days like that where you guys are all together, would like one mom make lunch for everybody or everybody go home for lunch and shit like that?

• 23:24Speaker 02

  No, my mom would like wake us up at 8 a.m. and like, "Get out."

• 23:26H. Foley?

  And that would be it?

• 23:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, we would like walk along the side of 202. So we would just like literally walk along-

• 23:31H. Foley?

  Sixteen of you?

• 23:32Speaker 02

  We would just walk, well, we like broke up, my older brothers would just kind of like, you're like, I would go out and try to find my cousin my age, because all the older brothers or cousins, if they saw you, they would just beat your ass.

• 23:41H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  So like you were kind of like looking around, like, "He was out here." They would just, they would play games with us where they'd be like, alright, me and my cousin Matt and Pat, they're like, you guys, it was kinda like, you know Run the Bases where you're like this, you run. They would play that, but all our older cousins would just stand there with a gauntlet of like footballs, basketballs, tennis balls, and just fucking peg us with shit while we ran.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Dude, it was wild what somebody four years older than you could convince you to do.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  It was crazy.

• 24:08H. Foley?

  And why they wanted to hurt you so bad.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  No, dude, we used to play capture, like, you know, kick the can, but it was like they would walk around with wiffle ball bats, and if they found you, they would beat the shit out of you with a wiffle ball bat.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  So we would avoid them a lot. So it was like me and my cousin would kinda find our friends and we would just like hoof it up and down 202, and it's like go into like local businesses and like.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Taking shits.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  We would ride bikes in the Dick's Sporting Goods as fast as we could all around. It was fun.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Like this, the bikes that were in there?

• 24:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, you'd get them and just fucking fly down the aisles fast as you could.

• 24:39Speaker 01

  I just imagine, I just picture all like the local proprietors seeing the McCuskers rolling into town, and like boarding up the windows, closing the store doors.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  We would try to get jobs too. Like I was walking to an office building, like, we have a job, and they'd be like, fuck out of here, no, can't have a job.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  What do you guys do here? You hiring?

• 25:00H. Foley?

  You got dirt on your face.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  That was the thing, we would roam 202 and try to get jobs.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Two of my cousins got in at Wawa, that was like, damn, that's crazy. My cousin sliced himself on the meat slicer, and they had a thing like accident free for like, you know, nine thousand days, and he like severely cut his hand and he shot blood everywhere.

• 25:22H. Foley?

  Scrap that.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  I've talked about this before, but like, but he was an older cousin of ours, and when he got this shit, he was like headed to Wawa to apply for a job. And he was like dressed in his finest, so he had a tucked in Metallica t-shirt.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  We had a bucket of water and we threw water all over him.

• 25:44H. Foley?

  Wait, when he was going in?

• 25:45Speaker 02

  As he was heading out. He had like a Ride the Lightning t-shirt.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Dude, ducking in a Ride the Lightning t-shirt. His fucking top tier insanity.

• 25:54H. Foley?

  What the fuck, man? I got an interview.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  It looks like he's going to a court hearing.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  He picked up a metal baseball bat and fucking threw it. He tried to like hit us with it. We were ducking him. He's like, holy fuck.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  I forgot. That makes me laugh every time I think about it.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  The decision of like, well, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to appear, I don't want to seem like I'm too overqualified for the job.

• 26:19H. Foley?

  I don't want to appear desperate by any stretch of the word.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Big brown belt.

• 26:22H. Foley?

  And I want him to know that I like to party.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  If I show up in a suit, they're gonna say, they're not gonna hire me.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  That was just his best shit. He was like, I love Metallica. It's my favorite shirt. I'm gonna tuck it in.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  They fucking rock, dude.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  I want to go land the job.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  From whom? The belt holds.

• 26:37H. Foley?

  He's yelling at the guy interviewing him because the shirt's inappropriate? Fucking Metallica pussy, what are you talking about? This is very appropriate.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was, that was so fun. I always say like that growing up was genuinely so fun.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  It was a good time.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  That's fucking sick.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was pretty much.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Anybody, and these are just, someone got to check off the box. Anybody in your family into taxidermy?

• 26:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  Okay, pretty good. Uh, anyone in your family ever sink a boat?

• 27:04Speaker 02

  I'd have to, I don't know. I don't think so. They were big boaters. They did love boats.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't, uh...

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Any nice boats or like, you know, what world?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  They had Grady White for a while.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  Where'd you guys run it out of?

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Uh, I think right out of like, what was it? Uh, not Tinnick, right around like that Wood, uh, Ridley Marina, wherever that was.

• 27:20H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  So they would go there. Um, no, one of my, so early, early on, like before my dad was born, like his mom or grandmother dropped a baby in the school. Swear to God, dead.

• 27:34H. Foley?

  What?

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh drowned, like, fell off the boat, died. So. I don't have, I don't have any boat sinkings, but McCusker is the bottom of the school.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  McCusker sank.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  McCusker is down in Davy Joe's locker, down in the, down, down the school. It was like the 50s, or not even the 50s, it would have been like the 30s or 40s. There's McCusker baby down there in the school.

• 27:55H. Foley?

  Ah, that's brutal.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry for your loss.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I didn't know him, but yeah, it was.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  I know, I heard about, I didn't hear about that until I was, no, I didn't hear about it until I was adult, I was like, what the fuck?

• 28:04H. Foley?

  Who told you?

• 28:05Speaker 02

  I feel like either like one of my aunts told me, maybe, I think, or like, oh yeah, because she got real into like the genealogy stuff and like she was, you know, big on, one, someone from everyone's family gets big into ancestry.com.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:16H. Foley?

  That's when they tell you that shit like, like you know it, like, you know, oh, that's when, that's when baby Mary died, and you're like, wait, what? Baby Mary?

• 28:22Speaker 02

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 28:25Speaker 02

  But I found that out later, and I was like, damn, that's fucked up.

• 28:27H. Foley?

  Damn, that's real fucked up.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  In the skook.

• 28:29Speaker 01

  There's always two sections of the, for someone will get into it and be like, oh, we want to test, and then like the old guard is like, does not take well to the findings.

• 28:37H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  Like, and they were like, oh, we're 100% Irish, and it came back, there's like some French Canadian, and I'm like, no, there's fucking not.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:44Speaker 01

  They're like, okay, well, Thanksgiving is now ruined.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  Old school people know not to fuck with that stuff.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:50H. Foley?

  What, sleeping dogs lie.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, it can, it can mess up your whole thing.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  My, my dad and his brothers were messing with, uh, one of their brothers, and they told him they got it done, they were telling him they're Jewish, and he was like, I don't got that shit in me.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Maybe you three pussies, but not me. I ain't not compromised.

• 29:07H. Foley?

  I don't got that shit in me, I got tested. That's bullshit.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  He was acting like he was like chicken, he was like, I don't have that shit, I didn't, I don't have that.

• 29:13Speaker 01

  Starts handing out money.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:15H. Foley?

  See, I'm cool. Um, anybody on the local news at all?

• 29:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, so my, they did an article, my, my dad was in some article for tearing down, he tore, he tore down a building near where I was living in Mantra in West Philly. And my, so they all had, you know, we talked about before, they all had trash company.

• 29:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  My little cousin got on the news one time, like, early 90s, he was like a little kid. And it was around Christmas time. And they were like.

• 29:42Speaker 01

  Dude, I'm a cusker on the news.

• 29:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was one of my mom's side. And they were like, uh, they're like, what is, what is something that, you know, like, what is something that you like that your parents do around Christmas time? And he was like, my dad gets me toys out of the trash all the time because they would, they would go to like take Best Buy, they just throw away merchandise. It was actually, you weren't allowed to do it, but you could go through like Radio Shack's trash back then and just take like all kinds of cool shit. And he was like, I love when my dad gets me toys out of the trash. And everyone's like, oh, Jesus Christ.

• 30:09H. Foley?

  Hey, thanks, kid. We'll be right back.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  That was a big joke. Everyone was laughing at my family. Like, one cousin got on the news and said that.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  Just not a good look.

• 30:19H. Foley?

  We're here with local little dirtball. Is it, you're not, it's supposed to be illegal to take stuff out of those dumpsters, right?

• 30:26Speaker 02

  But they were, they had a dumpster company. So they would be like, oh, we're going to get Best Buy's trash. So they would kind of be like, let's go.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  Pick up Best Buy and kind of, they would just rifle through it.

• 30:34H. Foley?

  I never quite understood, like, food and shit like that, I get, but why they throw out some shit like that?

• 30:39Speaker 02

  I have no idea. Plus hospital trash. Hospital trash, apparently, like dudes will, if they're going in, um, their trash yard was in Chester. So like a guy would get like shot. But then he would dump his guns and shit in the trash. They would get the dumpsters in the hospital, there'd be guns and shit, all kinds of stuff.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  That makes sense.

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. So they'd get like, the hospital trash was good trash. Get some guns out of the trash.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Some guns with bodies on the amount of the trash.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, shaved down guns. So yeah, there was a lot of good trash floating around.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  That's crazy. That makes sense.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:11Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 31:12H. Foley?

  Oh. What was the pet situation growing up?

• 31:14Speaker 02

  Uh, German shepherd.

• 31:15H. Foley?

  One?

• 31:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, we always had one German shepherd at all times.

• 31:18H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  Got to protect the compound.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  Yeah. Going back as far as I can remember.

• 31:22H. Foley?

  Was he on, were they off leashes? Like allowed to roam around the whole property?

• 31:26Speaker 02

  Our first, our, when I was like really little and we lived in Haver Town, we had like a pure, almost outside dog. That like his name was Sharky and if she would hop, if like she got off the leash, she was just tethered all day long like a pole.

• 31:37H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  And if she got off the leash, she would hop the fence and bite somebody.

• 31:41H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  So she bit her mailman, she bit a jogger, she was biting, she was biting people.

• 31:44Speaker 01

  That's ninety shit.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  An outdoor dog on a rope and you're like, yeah, that's Sharky, just don't get, like throwing fucking food at it and shit like that.

• 31:52H. Foley?

  Didn't have a dog, you have a dog house in the back where she was connected to?

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't remember honestly, I left there when I was like five, but then all the, once we moved, all of our other dogs would kind of just get to roam around.

• 32:02H. Foley?

  Gotcha, but they stayed in the house?

• 32:03Speaker 02

  No, they'll go outside, they would, they would go, they would like go inside, outside and just walk around.

• 32:07H. Foley?

  Yeah, but they slept in the house at night.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

• 32:09H. Foley?

  Cause I remember our first dog, we had a, he had a dog house in the back, he was an outside dog.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  Slated outside.

• 32:13H. Foley?

  I just feel like you don't, you don't ever see that anymore.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  No, I feel like Sharky probably came in sometimes, she had puppies eventually, I do remember that.

• 32:20H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was cool.

• 32:22H. Foley?

  She got out of the yard at least once, huh?

• 32:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:26H. Foley?

  She bit somebody good.

• 32:28Speaker 01

  Who was the most famous person you met as a kid? Could it, it could be like a local.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Oh dude, it was, uh, fuck, who was the shortstop for the Phillies back in like the?

• 32:36H. Foley?

  Jimmy Rollins?

• 32:36Speaker 02

  No, it was like.

• 32:37Speaker 01

  It would have been like fucking twenty four, Jimmy Rollins.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  It was like, not, not something Stock, it was like something Stocker, I met him at a grocery store and he was signing autographs and I was like, holy fuck. Forget his name.

• 32:49H. Foley?

  I can't think of who it is.

• 32:50Speaker 01

  That was back then too, like there would just be like the shortstop to the Phillies at a Genardi's.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  That's literally, I met him at a Genardi's.

• 32:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 32:57Speaker 02

  It was the shortstop of the Phillies at a Genardi's and he was, my mom's like, you can get his autograph and I was like, oh my gosh, that's so sick.

• 33:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, randomly on a Saturday, just fucking signing autographs.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, like Kevin Stocker or some.

• 33:06H. Foley?

  Next to the deli meat.

• 33:09H. Foley?

  Trying to make a couple of bucks. Was that your grocery store, Genardi's growing up?

• 33:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:14H. Foley?

  Respect it.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Genardi's was it, yeah, I remember they gave my mom a copy of the Titanic for free, cause she spent so much money in groceries there.

• 33:20H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  So we got the double disc to the Titanic, my older brothers knew there was boobs in it, so I got to watch that, that was sick.

• 33:25H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 33:26Speaker 02

  Huge.

• 33:28H. Foley?

  Growing boy, she probably just spent a couple of bucks each year.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  She was, I remember they were like, here you go, Mr. McCusker, we'd like to give you.

• 33:33H. Foley?

  What were you guys as far as lunch meat, would you guys do turkey?

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Turkey.

• 33:36H. Foley?

  Roast beef?

• 33:37Speaker 02

  It was turkey and cheese, pretty much.

• 33:38H. Foley?

  Turkey and cheese.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:39H. Foley?

  Respectable.

• 33:40Speaker 01

  Not bad.

• 33:41H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  No, I didn't, dude, bologna, I still think, my cousins would eat bologna, I still to this day think bologna's disgusting.

• 33:46H. Foley?

  Really?

• 33:47Speaker 01

  I don't think, but I will fuck with pork roll, which is like relatively the same thing.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  I think so, but I for some reason pork rolls acceptable. I blow the sound of it. It was always like, ugh.

• 33:56H. Foley?

  I love it. Are you a Scrapple man?

• 33:58Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't like it. No, I remember like eating it and thinking it tasted like nothing.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. Not a Scrabble guy. I didn't. I never liked it. I mean, I would eat it and be like,

• 34:11Speaker 02

  compared to sausage, bacon, pork.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I agree with that.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  It's crap. I was like, this stuff is bullshit.

• 34:15H. Foley?

  I'll give you that. Hurts, breaks my heart.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  We're not gonna have you back on the show, but I appreciate you stopping by.

• 34:20H. Foley?

  I'm not gonna say it has hurt my feelings.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  What even is Scrapple?

• 34:23H. Foley?

  It's all this shit.

• 34:24Speaker 01

  It's like a hot dog.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Just like byproduct? Okay.

• 34:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's like all this shit and they put like cornmeal or something.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember eating it and being like not impressed, being like this is.

• 34:31Speaker 01

  I will say Tommy Pope made us some that was like, kick your dick in here, but he like cracked an egg on top of it. It was like very, he Tommy Pope-ified.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  True, yeah.

• 34:39H. Foley?

  Tommy does it nice.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  He was drunk and yelled at us.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's.

• 34:43H. Foley?

  Which is where the love comes from.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Uh, anyone in your family ever represent themselves in court?

• 34:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, actually.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  I figured.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  My uncle did.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  Did he? Was it a big case? Small? You don't have to get into it.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  It was small. It was, uh, oh, it was making me laugh so hard. He got, so he was like out of school, picking somebody up. A guy backed in, hit him. And then the guy, it was something where like, I think my dad and uncles or somebody knew, like a local judge in that area. So like they had all like talked about it and like, so my uncle was like, you know, thinking like he was my cousin Vinny. Like it was already kind of decided like, bro, this guy hit him. You know, kind of look out for him and, uh, and he went, repped himself in court and he beat the guy. He beat the like Geico lawyer with a guy who had hit him.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  No shit. Like that the insurance company.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  But he was, the guy was so at fault who backed out and hit him. Like there was, I think it was like an open shut thing, but he really was like, I did that. And then he started, he like afterwards went out and started talking shit to the Geico lawyer. And he was like, how do you like losing to a truck driver, your little slicked back gin ball?

• 35:46H. Foley?

  Fucking college boy, huh? College boy.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Call the lawyer slicked back gin ball. It's so funny.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  I didn't like listen to a truck driver.

• 35:56H. Foley?

  Gittenball's great.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  Gittenball so slicked back.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  So he won and then just like talk shit to him outside.

• 36:04H. Foley?

  Slash his tires huh? What do you think about that huh pussy? Fucking grease monkey.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  That guy's probably like whatever man.

• 36:12H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  So yeah, he definitely, that was like his big, uh, that was his big victory.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  That's pretty good.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  It's pretty, it's pretty great.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  My brother did it. He got caught drinking down the shore and the cop like an open container walking to the bar. He was in a solo cup and he's like, the cop rolled up on him, was like, what's in that cup? And he just fucking like threw it like, you know, just dumped it out. I was like, nothing. And he's like, there was vodka in there. You can't fucking prove anything.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  No, yeah, it'd be impossible.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  He's like, dude, just, you know, give him a citation for like a hundred and fifty bucks or something.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  What?

• 36:39Speaker 01

  And my brother's like, fuck that dude, I'll see you in court dude.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  Put the system on trial.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Dude, he walked up, he started like, he was acting like he was jacked. He got a little confidence.

• 36:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Like he proved a point and the judge was like, okay, good point. And he started feeling himself. He was like walking back and like rubbing his hand on the, on like the fucking, on the prosecutor's desk.

• 37:00H. Foley?

  Doing the pause?

• 37:02Speaker 02

  Was that like the OJ trial?

• 37:05Speaker 01

  And then they, finally the judge was just like, dude, just give him, just pay fifty bucks and like, let's get this fuck out of here.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  We're not gonna do this all day.

• 37:13Speaker 01

  We're not doing this for three hours dude. Just pay fifty bucks.

• 37:16H. Foley?

  Catching that one win from the, from the judge and all of a sudden, oh really? Oh, okay.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  He was already fucking three week legal battle.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  He was like, dude, he was calling recesses and shit. It was fucking.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  I have a cousin who also has a personal policy to fight every speeding ticket he gets.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  I like that.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  He fights him in court himself.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  And he did at, at some, there is like a set of things that you can go like.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  Check these, like go over this checklist and a lot of times they're like, nah, you're right. This wasn't done or this wasn't done.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's, he's pretty good about that stuff. So he, he, that's, I forgot about him. He also goes and fights all his own.

• 37:46H. Foley?

  Yeah. If you wanna wait it out, get the, get the thing, get the summons and then go take, yeah.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  And if the cop doesn't show up, I think.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  Usually they wipe it a lot.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:53H. Foley?

  If the cop does show up, he's a fucking dickhead.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:56H. Foley?

  But they sell them though.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Also, it sounds like he's getting a lot of fucking speeding tickets.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Well, it's also, it's overtime for the cops. So they'll, a lot of them will kinda come cause they get overtime for going to court.

• 38:06H. Foley?

  That's easy money too.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  Chill. Yeah. They don't have to be outside chasing people.

• 38:09H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  So.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  Damn. Chubby chubby chubbies.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  Chubby chubby chubbies.

• 38:14H. Foley?

  Everybody loves chubbies.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  And I ain't talking about us either.

• 38:16H. Foley?

  No, talking about Chubbies. Absolutely fantastic. The kids love Chubbies. Everybody loves Chubbies. Chubbies, you always hear people say, "Oh, my go-to shorts are always Chubbies."

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:25H. Foley?

  Chubbies original shorts, always my go-to. Chubbies are my go-to. Talking about Chubbies classic line scrim trunks on vacation?

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Perfect.

• 38:33H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. We gotta be doing Chubbies. What are we doing here?

• 38:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, listen, this is one of those things that really separates, you know, the dirtbags from the gentleman.

• 38:41H. Foley?

  People in the know.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  This is an easy way to look put together.

• 38:45H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  Go to Chubbies, get a bathing suit. If you're going to, you're going to an all-inclusive, trashy thing.

• 38:50H. Foley?

  Luke does Chubbies.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  You gotta, yeah, everyone does it. I'm on it. It makes me, I go, I feel like I'm one of the cool guy. I put my Chubbies on. Stop being one of the guys swimming in his underwear and basketball shorts.

• 38:58H. Foley?

  What?

• 38:59Speaker 01

  What, which was me for a very long time. Get yourself some Chubbies. They're fan forgettastic. For a limited time, Chubbies is giving our listeners 20% off with the code GARBAGE at chubbyshorts.com. That's 20% off with your order at code GARBAGE. Uh, give your thighs the V.I.P. treatment they deserve with Chubbies. Support our show and tell them the boys we sang it one more time, chubbyshorts.com. Uh, promo code GARBAGE, 20% off. Do it. We love you.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  Yes, we love you. Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 39:25H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 39:27Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 39:28H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 39:30H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 39:44Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 39:57H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 39:58Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, $5 for this, $10 for that. They got their hand in your pocket.

• 40:04H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:04Speaker 01

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• 40:39H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 40:40Speaker 03

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's Bank Partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, alright. Let's transfer to now a little bit.

• 40:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  Um, how many suits do you own?

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Dude, my suits have increased.

• 41:01Speaker 01

  Um, but I saw you, what, the ESPYS?

• 41:04H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Fucking, look good.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  I have no idea. My wife does all that shit.

• 41:08H. Foley?

  Did you pick it up fresh for that or was it one that you had?

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Uh, honestly, my, I, my, my, all of my suit stuff, because I have a tuxedo now too. So I also, I lose them. Like I, if I have a tuxedo, I had one tuxedo and all those little cuff links, I just like threw, they started falling out. So I was like, threw them out by the end of the night. Um, so I, I think I have like three or four.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 41:30Speaker 02

  And a tuxedo.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 41:32H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. So, and I don't know, I, my, every time we have like a wedding or a suit thing, my wife is like, have you tried on your suit like a month before? And I'm like, fuck no. And then I try it on, I'm always like either too big for it or it's like somehow short or something. So she kind of like quarterbacks the suit.

• 41:48H. Foley?

  No shit. She'll take care of it.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, she figures it out.

• 41:51H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  And then I'll have to like go with her one day, usually like two days before. And she's like, we're going to Nordstrom's now, you must.

• 41:56Speaker 01

  Oh, that's my, I have to go like.

• 41:58H. Foley?

  She's dragging it like she's your mom?

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:00H. Foley?

  You're complaining?

• 42:01Speaker 02

  Literally. So yeah, she would know more than me, but I don't, I have a couple. I would say, I would say at least four.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  Respectable. Do you have to tie a tie?

• 42:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went to an all-boys high school, so we had to tie the tie.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  Um, you sneak snacks into the movie theater?

• 42:17Speaker 02

  Uh, I used to a lot. Now I really don't. I'll just watch, right? That was my, that was my big thing, hitting the Rite Aid, then going to the movie, yeah.

• 42:25H. Foley?

  What snacks do you do? I know you keep it really tight with what you eat.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, keep it, I, I mean, I don't really eat, I don't really eat a lot of snacks anymore, honestly. If anything, I'll eat like a little bit of dark chocolate.

• 42:34H. Foley?

  It's like a machine, man.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Kind of dark choc-, you have a brand of the dark chocolate you like?

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Um, yeah. What is it called? Uh, like human? I always forget the name of it. It's human. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, really?

• 42:44Speaker 01

  H U U or something like that?

• 42:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. That shit's expensive.

• 42:48Speaker 01

  It's in the brown cardboard.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yep. Look at you. Yep, yep. Where are you guys shopping? Whole Foods? Whole Foods. Yeah, Whole Foods. We go to Whole Foods and Sprouts. I like Sprout. We, I go to Sprouts a lot, but I, I like Whole Foods. It's, Sprouts is closer. And are you do, you'll do the shopping sometimes for the week? I love going to the grocery store. Hmm. So it's like, I don't, I don't do it all the time, but I, I even really enjoy food shopping.

• 43:09Speaker 01

  Are you stealing anything?

• 43:10Speaker 02

  No, I've, I've completely.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Retired.

• 43:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, the self-checkouts came out and I went like ham on those things. When they first came out, like didn't pay for meat for a while.

• 43:20Speaker 01

  I love how you have like sections where like, I'm not paying for meat.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  Well, it's the easiest, the most, that's bang for buck. Yeah, it's bang for buck. And then it just got to the point where like the pay, the podcast was like doing well too. And I just, for some reason was like, I have to steal from these self-checkouts.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  Allegedly I'm obviously kidding, but like.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  This is all for comedy purposes?

• 43:36Speaker 02

  This is all for comedy, but yeah, I, well, I got to this point one day where I was like, dude, this is such an, like, eh, eh, like the stress with, of it and the adrenaline. You know, and I might've, may not got, kind of stopped and almost caught at a Walmart one time. So I was like, yeah, I was like hanging up. Yeah.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  That's the, my biggest fear is getting caught.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  Oh, I did.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  I.

• 43:55Speaker 02

  You got cock caught. I mean, I had a giant, I had like five bags and my receipt was like that big. And I, I just.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  Oh, they checked you on the walk out?

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Dude, you, eh, eh, the thing at Walmart was like, the person checking those receipts is so mentally checked out. Cause I kind of clocked that early on. I was like, they're not looking for this. So the, and I just got greedier and greedier. I would do like full duvet, like bedspread shit. And, uh, the one day, there was this lady there the one time who just was like, hold on a second. And I was like, whoa, really? But then luckily with those things is like, and I would argue this in court, it's like, I, I haven't been trained to operate this piece of machinery. So it's like.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  Never thought of that.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Oh, that was, that, that was my fallback. I was like, you're assuming I know how to work this.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  You're not paying me. I don't know. I wasn't trained. I wasn't briefed. Like, I made a mistake.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  That's fucking.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  That's, that was what I had going. Damn, that's really good.

• 44:46Speaker 01

  I've never, of like, I, I didn't, I, does it beep? Does it not beep? I'm, I'm trying to do the job.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  All I have to say is, how do you know I know how to use, I don't know how to fucking use that thing.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 44:55Speaker 02

  And you did, haven't technically left the store if they stop you. So you haven't stolen anything. So you just go, and I just went like. Wait, what? And lady was like, and she went through line, this wasn't on, this wasn't on. I was just went, what the hell?

• 45:07Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  And then we rang it all up and I was like, alright, thanks.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  This is freaking me out right now.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  Guys, I'm real scared right now.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  So that was always in my head. I was like, they, they can't legally assume that you know how to operate their equipment and basically do a job.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  That's fucking nuts.

• 45:22H. Foley?

  Wow, that's really good.

• 45:23Speaker 02

  You are on camera.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  I don't know if I can continue the pod. That just, I need to take a nap. That just changed my perspective on life.

• 45:30H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:31H. Foley?

  I could see you in there in your tuxedo and cordial.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  No cuff links.

• 45:34H. Foley?

  Your honor, I was not trained on this equipment. I don't work for the Walmart corporate. Nor does every American out there working hard to feed their family. Mr. McCussey, you are absolutely right. Case dismissed. And I'm nominating you for mayor.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  But that was, it just got to a point where I'm like, why am I, this is ridiculous. And then I had to like, no more ever, ever.

• 45:58Speaker 01

  Sure. I go on the thing of like, I want to do it and then I'm afraid if I get caught, how embarrassing it would be. Also as being like a quasi-public figure.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  But then I go, it's so on brand if I get arrested at fucking, at Acme for stealing fucking pork roll. Like, it would only help the podcast.

• 46:19Speaker 02

  Stop, yeah. And I, there's, there's also like a weird social game about it where it's kind of like, how much are people paying attention? You almost feel like, it was like a game too, where you're kind of like, are people really looking? And like, how much, it was, it was just kind of fun. It was like a weird.

• 46:34H. Foley?

  Some, some of our boys that do very well, they do it just for like, to like, get back at the, you know, they don't, yeah.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  He's very public about stealing from every Hudson News he goes.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Well, the problem is, is, yeah, those things are like insane. You can literally take anything.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  The airport, it's like, steal a plane, who cares?

• 46:48Speaker 02

  There's times at the airport where I've done it just out of convenience where it's not working and they're, and I'm like, you know what, man? I'm not waiting, this is ridiculous. But the, uh, the problem is, is what I've heard is now with the camera, they can track you over time with the facial recognition.

• 47:02Speaker 01

  What?

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Wait till you tally up over a thousand dollars in theft, larceny.

• 47:06H. Foley?

  At the airport or anywhere?

• 47:07Speaker 02

  Not anywhere. That's, I've heard, I don't know, you know, anyone that's happened to, but I've heard.

• 47:10H. Foley?

  Playing the long game.

• 47:11Speaker 02

  I've heard that's what they do to people now where they just track you and then once you hit that thousand dollar mark, they go, alright, here's a felony.

• 47:17H. Foley?

  But if you don't have the item on you.

• 47:20Speaker 02

  But you're on camera, I guess.

• 47:21H. Foley?

  Sounds like a case for Matt McCutcheon.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  It does, I know. I, I, I think you could argue that for sure.

• 47:25H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  That's what I've heard.

• 47:27H. Foley?

  What are you talking about? I don't know your comput- I don't know your computers work.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  That's AI.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wasn't even here that day. Sure, that is a deep fake.

• 47:35H. Foley?

  Um, what do you, what's, what's being cooked at the house? Who's doing the cooking? You or the missus?

• 47:40Speaker 02

  We go, we go back and forth.

• 47:41H. Foley?

  Go back and forth.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  We had a thing where we were getting meals for a while.

• 47:44H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, so we had, when we had someone come, they'll cook meals sometimes, so.

• 47:48H. Foley?

  Oh, really?

• 47:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're high on the hog right now.

• 47:50H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  I've done that to try to eat, get some of their meal press for you.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, yup. And I, I like to cook, but it is nice to have, not have to do it every single day.

• 47:59H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  So that was the one, that was the, I'm a big get my time back kinda guy with money purchases, so.

• 48:05H. Foley?

  Did you guys buy a house down here, or you just rented?

• 48:07Speaker 02

  Bought, we bought a house.

• 48:07H. Foley?

  You bought a house. Who's cutting the grass?

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Uh, I had the whole mower set up for a while, and then I did it like twice and called a long guy.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  What kinda, what kinda ride you have?

• 48:15Speaker 02

  Right, it wasn't, it's, it's such a small lawn. It was a Ryobi fucking push mower. I did it twice.

• 48:20Speaker 01

  Plug in? Battery?

• 48:21Speaker 02

  Battery. Battery, I, I had push battery, I had weed whacker, but I have a whole battery powered Ryobi set.

• 48:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Slower, uh, fucking pole saw. I, I have the whole.

• 48:31H. Foley?

  A pole saw?

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know why. I, I forget what I even had. I think I had it in Philly actually, because our neighbors' trees were coming over to our thing, and I would stand over and.

• 48:39H. Foley?

  Man.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  Drop their branches off. So, and I just wanted to use it too.

• 48:43H. Foley?

  Throw it in there, yeah. There was always beef. No shit, and then you got to, then you got to.

• 48:47Speaker 02

  So we've, yeah, long guy. We don't, we don't, I don't do any.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  You got a pool?

• 48:52Speaker 02

  No, our, our backyard's too small. But if we got a house, I would probably, I would get a pool for sure. Especially here, you can use it like.

• 48:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:59Speaker 02

  Seven, eight months out of the year.

• 49:01H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:01Speaker 01

  Um, you showed up with your fancy, your hoity-toity water, which I respect.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 49:04Speaker 01

  If we went to your house and we asked for water, is that, you had, is that from home, or did you stop and get that?

• 49:09Speaker 02

  I have these at my house. I get cases off of Uber Eats. So I get cases of this, some sprouts. I offer them to people, people seem almost like. Oh, they get like flustered almost sometimes or they're like, I don't.

• 49:20H. Foley?

  It's a big obligation. You gotta drink that whole thing.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  True, true, true. So that's what now I've started to like fill people up a glass from the fridge. Cause this is it's, I don't know, maybe it represents too much or it is a big obligation, a liter of water. I drink like six of these a day.

• 49:33H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I crush water.

• 49:34H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  My bad, dude.

• 49:37H. Foley?

  Sorry, bro. Feel bad I gotta Gatorade.

• 49:41Speaker 02

  Hey, man, do your thing.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  That's fucking great.

• 49:47H. Foley?

  I didn't know you roll like that. Sorry about that.

• 49:49Speaker 02

  Sorry, I don't know how I was bragging about how much water I drink. I just, I do love drinking water though. I drink all day.

• 49:56H. Foley?

  What's a McCusker family vacation look like?

• 50:00Speaker 02

  Uh, so we'll, we'll either, so on spring break, we're actually going back to Philly. So we either will like visit family.

• 50:06H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 50:06Speaker 02

  Or if I have a say, it's we'll go to the beach somewhere. So like we went to Mexico. We'll go, we went to, uh, Mexico was nice. I might, I might buy some trips now while they're cheap.

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Buy some port of after, yeah. Just got in for like 2027 now and just book up.

• 50:24Speaker 02

  Buy low, sell high, dog. Let's go.

• 50:26H. Foley?

  Hope the smokes cleared by then.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  If not, I'll just go myself, but the, uh.

• 50:32H. Foley?

  With the kid standing around a burning tire?

• 50:36H. Foley?

  Get your spores out.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  But yeah, I, I'll, I push for the beach pretty much. That's like my favorite thing to do. So we'll do like, uh, where do we go? Like we, we did a house. I did a show in Atlantic City last summer. And I just like took the money and got a house in Brigantine for like a week. It was really, it was awesome. Yeah.

• 50:54H. Foley?

  Uh, when you fly, get into this, um, you flying up front, I assume when you fly for work, obviously.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:00H. Foley?

  Uh, take your shoes off on the plane?

• 51:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 51:02H. Foley?

  No?

• 51:03Speaker 02

  No, I don't know. I mean, I'm not, I don't have anything against it. I just don't, I don't understand like why.

• 51:07H. Foley?

  Will you bring food on the plane with you?

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:09H. Foley?

  What are we talking about?

• 51:11Speaker 02

  Uh, I did it this weekend. I'll bring like grilled chicken in a plastic bag.

• 51:15H. Foley?

  Kevin?

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Just munch that out.

• 51:16Speaker 01

  That's pretty crazy.

• 51:19H. Foley?

  Grilled chicken, plastic bag. There's gonna be an initial pop of odor when that comes out of that bag.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  Heavily seasoned too.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  I'm talking Montreal chicken seasoning.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  Really?

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:29H. Foley?

  You'll pop that out?

• 51:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  Are you eating, just hanging like?

• 51:32Speaker 02

  I'll just pick it out. Pick the pieces out and eat them.

• 51:34Speaker 01

  Talking breasts or little chicken bag, like the?

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Breasts. It'll be like chicken breasts or thighs and I'll just, I'll bring a big bag of.

• 51:40Speaker 01

  Doing chicken thighs on a plane?

• 51:41Speaker 02

  Is much, well, the old boneless, skinless.

• 51:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  So, yeah. Nah, it's skin and bone, it'd be crazy.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  That's fucking diabolical, dude.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  But I just opened the bags. The food fucking sucks on the plane.

• 51:53H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 51:53Speaker 02

  I argue with my wife about it all the time. She's like, well, I'm gonna order something. I'm like, it fucking sucks. It gives you a stomach ache every time. And then I'll bring out my plastic bag of chicken. She's like, you are a piece of shit.

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love that.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  She gets, she gets like deeply embarrassed.

• 52:05H. Foley?

  I love chicken thighs are probably my favorite, but only with the bone on. I can't do the without the bone.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  Skinless?

• 52:10H. Foley?

  Nah, they're too weird.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I hear you. The bone, the skin and bone are delicious, but the boneless, skinless, man, they cook in two seconds. They're so easy to cook. They're delicious.

• 52:19Speaker 01

  You're doing it on a pan, air fryer, oven? What are you doing?

• 52:21Speaker 02

  Everything. I'll grill them, oven, air fryer. You can do whatever.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  You're really selling us on consuming water and boneless, skinless chicken thighs. Dude, you said it and forget it. It's right out the door. Two minutes.

• 52:33H. Foley?

  There's no skin, there's no bone. You can eat it on the airplane. That's how easy it is.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do a bag of chicken on the airplane.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  That's pretty nuts.

• 52:38H. Foley?

  You dropped, I'm sorry.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  I've said this with Stavi, I find it insane to have your food x-rayed and then eat it. Like, just eat it before you get.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  No, I, I bring like enough for like a day and a half. So I, I pack, I like refrigerate it and throw like the refrigerated thing, put it on a plastic bag, put it on my suitcase and it's just like, it travels on there. And then I just kinda.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Is it in a refrigerated bag or no?

• 52:58Speaker 02

  No, it's in a plastic bag with an ice pack and then I'll.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  In your school bag or whatever?

• 53:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like above my suitcase.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  And then I'll just bring that on the plane, throw it in the hotel once I get there and try to have, at least, cause I only go away for two days.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  Can you bring an ice pack on a plane?

• 53:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I brought one. I brought one this, I brought two this week. It was frozen, so I don't think it registered as liquid.

• 53:15H. Foley?

  So that's what you.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  It was a, it was.

• 53:18Speaker 01

  That's your problem. You got a liquid ass fucking ice pack.

• 53:20Speaker 02

  It was solid state, so I could argue the solid state.

• 53:23H. Foley?

  They're trying to get me with it, argue with it in court.

• 53:27H. Foley?

  Your honor, need I explain solids to you?

• 53:30H. Foley?

  So this isn't just for the plane. This is because you have a specific diet.

• 53:33Speaker 02

  Exactly, yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't like when I'm traveling, I try to like not eat out the whole time, especially if I start ordering off Uber Eats, it's just the wheels come off so fast.

• 53:42H. Foley?

  What would be something like that? What would be, what would be cutting loose for you?

• 53:45Speaker 02

  For me?

• 53:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 53:46Speaker 02

  It's just pizza, honestly.

• 53:48H. Foley?

  Pizza.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Gluten free, obviously, but yeah, gluten free pizza.

• 53:51H. Foley?

  Really?

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:52H. Foley?

  Damn, even your wheels are, even when your wheels are off.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  We're trying to get him on gluten free.

• 53:59Speaker 02

  No, it's just burgers. I do burgers and pizza. When I'm flying, it's just burgers and pizza, pretty much.

• 54:02H. Foley?

  With no bun?

• 54:04Speaker 02

  A lot of places now have like a bun, but I'll, if I have to, I mean, if I, if the places that are like, you can have a lettuce wrap. I'm like, dude, I'm just gonna go somewhere else like.

• 54:12H. Foley?

  You don't dig the lettuce wrap?

• 54:13Speaker 02

  Not really. Like I've eaten them before, but it's like.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  You'd rather a gluten free bun?

• 54:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, or just give me the patty. Like don't wrap it in lettuce and act like you're doing me.

• 54:21H. Foley?

  A favor.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  Call it a lettuce bun. It's like, man, get the fuck out of here.

• 54:25H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Just give me the patty.

• 54:26H. Foley?

  It's pretty good.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  Uh, you open your eyes underwater in the pool?

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got to.

• 54:30Speaker 02

  You have to, yeah. Big time.

• 54:33H. Foley?

  Will you put the seat back on the plane? Put the seat back on the plane?

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Uh, I, I don't really recline that much on a plane.

• 54:41H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  I'm on my laptop the whole time.

• 54:43Speaker 01

  What if someone comes back on you?

• 54:45Speaker 02

  Fair. I don't, I don't get bent out of shape about it, you know?

• 54:47Speaker 01

  I've done the same way.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's kind of like it's, that's your right to do that. If I want to lay back, I'll lay back, but if someone puts their seat back, I'm, I don't care. I, I literally sit on airplanes on my laptop the entire time. And just, it's like my little work time.

• 54:59H. Foley?

  You ever ask for the hotel room to be switched?

• 55:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. I smell mold. I'm out.

• 55:04H. Foley?

  Really? If you smell mold?

• 55:05Speaker 02

  It's moldy, I'm, I'll go and be like, so last weekend it was mildewy and I just dealt with it, but usually I'll be like, dude, if it's like really bad.

• 55:12Speaker 01

  You like feel the, the barometric pressure change when you walk in.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  I was in one recently and it was like, oh, and I was like, and they were like, the whole floor smelled like mold. And they were like, really? It's like, dude, come on, man.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  You motherfuckers know.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  They're like, we had no idea. It's like, okay.

• 55:24H. Foley?

  You know what you did.

• 55:25Speaker 02

  Swap it up. Oh, yeah.

• 55:26Speaker 01

  All right. Do you have a? Preference on what hotel you're at, or do you just take like wherever you get booked?

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Um, I, it's funny.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  Obviously, it's because you travel so much.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just talked to my wife recently because we were doing Bonvoy's, just like regular Marriott Bonvoy. They were nice, but I caught a couple of rough ones in a row and I told her I was like bumping up a little bit, man. It was, yeah, it's, it's the pillows, dude. When you get in there and it's a paper thin pillow, it's like. Hate that. Fucking bothers the shit out of me. It's a 50 50. If you have a nicer hotel, usually the pillows are good. And you can request memory foam. People don't know this at hotel, you can be like, can I have a memory foam pillow? They keep them there. Damn. Most times they'll be, yeah, here you go. They'll keep the, some of the good pillows.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Like if you're a cop, you gotta tell me, like, knowing that, like, it's actually your legal right to have memory foam if you want memory foam.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Sometimes they'll ask and they're like, what the fuck are you talking, no, you don't have a memory foam. Some of them have memory foam pillows, you can ask.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Really?

• 56:16Speaker 02

  Or just even like a better, more stuffed pillow. I assume you only eat the, the breakfast at a hotel in the morning, right? No, I'll do it every now and again, but it's, I always regret it. Every time I do it, I'm like. Powdered eggs, all that shit? Yeah, I'll do it if I'm in a, if I'm in a pinch, I'll eat it and I, I, every time I'm like, fuck.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  Why'd I do that?

• 56:33Speaker 01

  It never sits well.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  No, never.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  Um, what's on the rider? Anything?

• 56:38Speaker 02

  Water.

• 56:39Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Mountain valleys? Mountain valley, I just get water. So I have like, you know, yeah, it's just water, which is sweet because then like when I go to theater sometimes they'll be like, well, here's your catering budget since you didn't spend it and they'll give me like 400 bucks in cash. Give me cash. I'm like, fuck yeah.

• 56:52Speaker 01

  It's like that happened to us the first time in a, because we don't really have anything. They have like, you know, like a bottle of Jameson that we didn't even like, it was stuff that like the management or somebody put on and I'm like, yeah, I don't need, we're doing three one nighters. I don't need a bottle of Jameson every night. Like, this is crazy. Um, but then like the first time they handed us back, they're like, oh, here's like 380 bucks. And we were like, I'm like, should this have been happening everywhere for the past fucking three years?

• 57:14Speaker 02

  There's no rhyme or reason. Every now and again, they're just like, here's four, $500. And you're like, okay.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  I think a lot of that gets pocketed, honestly. Of course.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  So, yeah.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  Fucking rats.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  I've been asking lately, do they have like a kit or anything? Just, just see if I can smoke somebody out. They go and uh, they go and get you like a bunch of uh, uh.

• 57:33H. Foley?

  Gas station sandwiches and come back and it's like, yeah, it was 600 bucks.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  No, it's dude, and the advertising fee. Oh yeah, I had to advertise. It's like, get the fuck out of here. You guys didn't spend $6,000 advertising.

• 57:41Speaker 01

  On advertising, yeah.

• 57:42H. Foley?

  What's the, uh, what's the soap in the bathroom that you're using? I imagine like a Dr. Braumer's kinda guy?

• 57:47Speaker 02

  I do like Dr. Braumer's. I don't have it right now, but I do like Dr. Braumer. I had my own concoction where I had, uh, sea salt and I threw it in with Dr. Braumer's. So it was like a, kind of a brine that I was using there for a while. It's kinda nice.

• 57:59Speaker 01

  What, are you a shrimp?

• 58:01Speaker 02

  I started breaking out on my stomach for some reason.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  And sea salt helps that?

• 58:05Speaker 02

  I tried. I tried. I would, I would just cover myself in salt.

• 58:08Speaker 01

  He's marinating himself like the chicken.

• 58:10H. Foley?

  And it would work?

• 58:11Speaker 02

  I, I thought it did, then it came back. My, my wife uses Dove, so I like use her soap a lot. And then I'll go and get a so, I'll get like Dr. Braumer's, then I'll run out. Right now I'm between soaps, so I'm like kinda pilfering her soap.

• 58:22H. Foley?

  Deodorant?

• 58:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  No deodorant?

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Never wear it.

• 58:25H. Foley?

  Really?

• 58:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. If it's in the summertime and I'm really stinking, I gotta go to like a wedding, I might. But I, I wear it like cologne. I'll like wear it if I'm like really going somewhere nice. I never wear deodorant.

• 58:34H. Foley?

  But you, you like a cologne?

• 58:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  Like he wears it like a cologne.

• 58:38Speaker 02

  I wear deodorant like cologne.

• 58:39Speaker 01

  Big events, weddings.

• 58:40H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, weddings.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  Job interviews, court dates.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  I'll just rock until like, if my wife's like, dude, you stink. I'm like, alright. But if, I don't really smell that much.

• 58:47Speaker 01

  I mean, it's, yeah, I guess if no one's saying it's an issue.

• 58:51H. Foley?

  You know, probably has to do with your diet, that you eat so clean.

• 58:53Speaker 02

  Could be. No, it really could be. Cause I can, if I'm out sweating all day and like doing stuff, I can stink, but like, I typically don't really smell. If I'm just buzzing around, I don't really smell like that.

• 59:03H. Foley?

  Pretty good.

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Who's cutting the hair?

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Uh, I go to a place right near my house.

• 59:09H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:10H. Foley?

  Barber?

• 59:11Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. I, I prefer to have a lady cut my hair. Is that what I'm, I'm used to?

• 59:15H. Foley?

  With, uh, with the, what's, what's it without the tip?

• 59:19Speaker 02

  40 bucks.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  What do you tip?

• 59:21Speaker 02

  40 bucks. I do, I do the 50% or the 100% tip.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 59:27H. Foley?

  Come on.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  I gotta step my game up.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do the 40. Yeah.

• 59:30Speaker 01

  I do it even 20. I do a $20. I make sure I have.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  That's fair.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  I make sure I have $20 to give, whatever it is.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  30, 40, whatever, and then it's like.

• 59:37Speaker 02

  My policy is like, girls who cut my hair get way more. Guys get probably like a dub.

• 59:41H. Foley?

  Oh, really?

• 59:43Speaker 01

  Why not? Gotta close out that pay gap. I'm doing my part, though.

• 59:47H. Foley?

  Here you go, baby girl. That's alright. I like it.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Just that that's the policy.

• 59:53H. Foley?

  Nah, I give it to you.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Waiters, male waiters, you get it. I'll tip you for sure, but not like, not like a sweet lady.

• 59:58H. Foley?

  Really?

• 59:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  That's like, there's like a hot lady tax. I feel like that needs to be paid.

• 1:00:03H. Foley?

  I'll give you, I'll give it to you, you know?

• 1:00:06Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  Just pay him a little extra.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  Man, you're really changing my, my fucking worldview over here, dude.

• 1:00:11H. Foley?

  The shaman.

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  I know. Just opened my third eye. No shit.

• 1:00:16H. Foley?

  Are you taking leftovers home from a restaurant?

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll take them back.

• 1:00:20H. Foley?

  Pretty good. Will you send something back at a restaurant?

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I try not to. If it's like,

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  yeah, I really won't. If, if something's like undercooked, I'll be like, hey, you just can cook this a little more. But I wouldn't like send something back and be like, can you just redo this whole thing? Unless I, there's been places where I go to breakfast and I'm like, I don't want toast. Cause like, you know, it's not gonna like kill me if I take it off the plate and eat it. But like, if they like, my breakfast is just smothered in like toast and breadcrumbs. I'm always like, yo, man, can you just get me another one? So yeah, to answer your question, sometimes I will, but it has to be a pretty egregious mistake.

• 1:00:53H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  I get that. Uh, we talked about weddings. If you go to a wed, say you're going to a wedding, right? Say you're coming to our wedding, but you know, we're not marrying each other, but you're going to his wedding.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:06H. Foley?

  If we were, would you come?

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  I would.

• 1:01:09H. Foley?

  Just to see us kiss once? Holy shit.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  I think it's a bit. They don't think they're really gonna go through with it.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  Livestream the whole thing.

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  This is all just for content. We don't really love each other. Um, what is the gift gonna be? How much cash are you gonna give? What do you, what do you, what do you give at a wedding?

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  Uh, again, my wife does that, but it usually is a thousand bucks.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  That's good. That's a good, solid answer.

• 1:01:32H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  Thousand.

• 1:01:33H. Foley?

  Like if one of your cousin's kids got married?

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  Thousand bucks usually.

• 1:01:37H. Foley?

  Thousand.

• 1:01:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:38H. Foley?

  Damn. Cash? Check? What do you think?

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  Uh, sometimes if we, if we're on the ball, we can get cash out for sure. If a lot of times you just find them, you know, yell, let me Venmo you, just Venmo them.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  That's trashy.

• 1:01:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  Yo, can I get you, yeah, hit me with your cash app, dude?

• 1:01:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, Venmo request me a thousand bucks. So I know it's you.

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  You put it on them.

• 1:02:01H. Foley?

  Cause I'm not double sending it. But your wife handles all that stuff. See, I like that.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, she does. Literally, I have no idea. She could like completely pack up and leave and I would have no idea. I don't know any of the passwords.

• 1:02:14H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  I don't know any of that stuff.

• 1:02:16H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  I don't deal with a single financial and apparently, I didn't know it was a rarity. A lot of, a lot of men tend to use, have the finances.

• 1:02:23H. Foley?

  When did you guys come, when did you come to that? Like when you come to that agreement? Like when you guys were dating and you're like, listen, I don't want to.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  When we were dating, I was always a big cash guy. So I like, I never like had, you know, so she was not, and then she had all of her bills organized perfectly. So I would just be like, here, I'll just give you money to pay every, pay all the bills. Ah, right. So we just, and we just stuck with that.

• 1:02:41H. Foley?

  Yeah, I like that.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  Yeah. And our first house was in her name. So that, from the get go, it's been all just kinda.

• 1:02:46H. Foley?

  There's something attractive and comforting about that, when a, when a woman can handle all that stuff.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  It's awesome. I heard also a long time ago that the samurais would, used to do that, where like samurais didn't touch money in the household or even think about it. So I'm, I'm kind of. I mean, that's how you're. I heard that when I was little and I still do.

• 1:03:02H. Foley?

  You're out there with the, the Yobi saw, spit it in the backyard.

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  But yeah, apparently everyone I talked to, they're like, that's insane.

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  Nah, I like it.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  The funny thing is too, is like, I, I'm also now though, like I have, um, how do I say this? All of my accounts are monitored to a T. So it's like, I can't, if I were to like, if I say I went to a strip club, I'd be busted instantly. So in a way it's good for me.

• 1:03:31H. Foley?

  Oh, by her?

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  It keeps me, it keeps me high. Keeps you honest. Keeps me compliant. It's literally like, I'm, I'm like a Chinese citizen dude. I'm like, I'm like, everything's tracked, everything's surveilled. So it's good. I need that. So I'm like, I'm happy about that.

• 1:03:44H. Foley?

  I'm with you. Have you had to explain anything in the last couple of months?

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  Not at all. So yeah, everything's, everything's good.

• 1:03:50H. Foley?

  Rock solid. Yeah.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  That's catering cash. Yeah. I have to give it, that stuff burns a hole in my pocket.

• 1:03:54H. Foley?

  The what?

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  Lonely on the road with 800 bucks. You go, I wonder what I could do with this.

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Burning a hole, baby. That's, I, I just, I'm like, here, yeah, I can't have this either. Take this.

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  No kidding. Wow.

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:04:07H. Foley?

  But that's a good little look at you. You govern yourself because you know you can't trust yourself.

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:04:13H. Foley?

  I'm such a weasel that I would keep that eight hundred.

• 1:04:16Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:04:16H. Foley?

  You know?

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, it was cool when I had it and I was just like, I hate it. I'm I'm gonna just give this back or like, you know, take my kids out and get some stuff for them.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  I don't need cash. It's like, what do I need this for? This is not, nothing's gonna get come out of this.

• 1:04:28H. Foley?

  Sure. Will you dance at a wedding?

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Uh, sometimes. It all depends. Sometimes, less and less. I used to like, I used to dance like nonstop at weddings and now, I don't know, something about getting older. I just feel ridiculous when I dance.

• 1:04:40Speaker 01

  It's like silly sometimes, just like, this is like, this is so unnatural.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  I feel crazy. And my wife loves to dance. That's a big, you know, that's a, we gotta balance that out somehow. So.

• 1:04:50H. Foley?

  Dancing with, like, when you're dancing with a couple, that's one thing, but I'd just sit in the corner with a cup of coffee with the uncles, just watching everybody hang out.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  I've also tried to go to a wedding and like, you know, I'll be like dancing with my wife and she'll like walk off or something and I'm like, I'm just gonna dance by myself. I'll make like thirty seconds. I'm like, man, I'm getting the fuck out of here.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  I do the same thing. I'm like, everyone's looking at me. This is weird. I gotta get the fuck out of here, dude.

• 1:05:12H. Foley?

  Look like a fucking weirdo.

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  No, I can't do it anymore.

• 1:05:17Speaker 01

  Do you have a go-to karaoke song?

• 1:05:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll go Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers.

• 1:05:22H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23H. Foley?

  Respectable.

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  Are you doing karaoke a lot? Enough?

• 1:05:27Speaker 02

  Uh, no. If it comes up, it's like a fifty fifty, but if I do it, I'll I'll really go all out, kind of send it, so. Yeah. I I actually like to sing.

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  Are you solid? Do you sing?

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  I'm pretty good. I can rip Unchained Melody. You know, it's pretty.

• 1:05:41H. Foley?

  Plays the guitar good, too.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  I know that. Fucking shred.

• 1:05:44Speaker 02

  Thank you, guys. Well, yeah. But no, I I don't I don't mind. It is a weird thing to do, but I I kind of enjoy it.

• 1:05:48H. Foley?

  How do you feel, and I'm taking this from like the the karaoke Japanese kind of thing, a

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  True sensei.

• 1:05:54H. Foley?

  Community table, a community table at a restaurant, where you don't have really have your own table. It's like, you're like, almost like, um, like Benihana. What's it called?

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  Uh, hibachi.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  I know what you're talking about.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  Like, you're eating with other people.

• 1:06:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, how do you feel about that?

• 1:06:07Speaker 02

  I like that, actually. I like going to Benihana and there's like a couple of different groups and everyone kind of, you know, opens up.

• 1:06:13H. Foley?

  Okay. Interesting.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  I don't mind that at all, actually. Depends who it is, though. You know, usually, worst comes to worst, you just like, don't talk to the people. I've had that happen before, but usually, it can be kind of fun. Okay.

• 1:06:25Speaker 01

  Uh, what's the day to day cars where you pulled up in today?

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  CRV, yeah.

• 1:06:29Speaker 01

  CRV.

• 1:06:29Speaker 02

  We both, me and my wife both have CRVs. I respect it. Bought them right bef- right before, before slash during the pandemic, so.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  And what's the plan, just gonna ride that out till, put 200,000 miles on it or whatever?

• 1:06:41Speaker 02

  Bought them or leased them. Huh? Bought them or leased them. Bought. Nice. Yeah, we bought them. We got the, her interest rate on hers was we got it like, you know, we walked into a Honda dealership. People had masks on, the doors were open. It's like middle of the pandemic. She got hers for like, we got it for like nothing. And then, uh, once all that microchip stuff happened, I went to go buy a car and I'm just like, yo, run that deal back. And they're like, get the fuck out of here. I got cooked on mine, but.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  But yeah, she wants a bigger car because now she wants to be able to like, uh, carpool her, like our kids, friends and all that stuff. So she might get a bigger car like next year or so, but I'm, I'm gonna keep rocking. I keep telling her, I'm gonna deck the CRV out and make it basically into a Jeep. I'm gonna like get the, I'm gonna do like, I told her, I'm gonna do a ton of work to it. And she was like, that, please.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:07:24Speaker 02

  Don't do that. Like matte paint it. Do you like those spray, the spray floors and like make it a completely like, almost like amphibious vehicle.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Put the big snorkel fucking intake on it. Take the doors off.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  Get the Cobra symbol on the back of it. But I don't know. I'll probably get a different car eventually. Like I, I think I would get a pickup truck, honestly. There you go. Yeah. I just, I just drove.

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  Texas.

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just rented the Dodge Rebel to drive from, uh, did you ever, did you ever drive the Dodge Rebel?

• 1:07:49Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:07:50Speaker 02

  Dude, my, I was like telling my brothers, he loves trucks. I'm like, I just got the Rebel. He's like, oh dude, that's like the kids on the weekend mobile.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  It's like a sporty Dodge that like looks, has like Rebel written all across the side.

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  Where were you driving to?

• 1:08:02Speaker 02

  I had to drive from Cincinnati to Cleveland.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  You got a pickup truck for that?

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. It says Rebel on the side of the car.

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  Rebel. Oh, that's so trashy. So gaudy, but dude, it flies. I was going like a hundred, the whole, just zoomed out the whole way. It was awesome. That's awesome.

• 1:08:15Speaker 01

  Uh, I mean, you know, I got a couple little more. Well, you swim at a hotel pool if you're at the hotel.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  I'll swim in a hotel pool.

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  Okay, respect that.

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  Are you, do you mind if you're swimming not in a bathing suit? Basketball shorts.

• 1:08:28H. Foley?

  Cool, okay.

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  Um, we, if you're at the gas station, we use the squeegee to clean anything out, like the rest of the car.

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  I'll do, I'll do, no, I'll do the windshield, you mean like the windshield or like?

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, will you like hit the tires or like maybe if they're?

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  No, I've never done that. Never thought about that. But I, I do like doing a little windshield.

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's fun. Feels like you worked there a little bit.

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  It feels like you're a cracker.

• 1:08:50H. Foley?

  How are your skills with the windshield? Pretty good?

• 1:08:52Speaker 02

  Not good, honestly. I wish they were better. I, I do it and then my wife complains about the streaks and I get really resentful and I'm like, I try to do something nice for you.

• 1:08:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's better than it was.

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  That's what I try to say, yeah, so that's actually a touchy subject.

• 1:09:02H. Foley?

  All that does is just.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  Uh, can we cut that actually? I don't want this in there.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  Guys, it's been nice.

• 1:09:09H. Foley?

  All that does is just show you how bad you need your car washed.

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:09:12H. Foley?

  It shows you that difference. You're like, fuck, this thing is great.

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I suck at that. When I do it, I'm like, fuck man. Cause I wanna get like, you know, the guy on the street corners, like real quick.

• 1:09:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, they're smooth with it.

• 1:09:21Speaker 01

  You know what I love? I love those videos of the guy fucking cleaning the windows. I can watch that for fucking years.

• 1:09:26H. Foley?

  They have competitions for that shit.

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  Do they really?

• 1:09:28H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  I like convention centers.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  I used to work for a builder and I, he would give me like a squirt bottle with water and vinegar and I would clean all the, like the, the drywall dust off the houses before they're gonna get sold and I would sit there all day long with just like newspaper and like vinegar solution. It was most gratifying thing.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Well, they say like one of the hacks for windows is newspaper.

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  It doesn't leave streaks.

• 1:09:46Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:09:47Speaker 01

  As, or like the fibers are like a paper towel.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  No, he would do, yeah, he would do like new, he'd give me newspaper and like a vinegar solution. I would just wash every single window of the house. It was awesome.

• 1:09:55H. Foley?

  That's funny. The last restaurant that I worked at, uh, that's how we cleaned the tables with vinegar solution.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:00H. Foley?

  They were big on that.

• 1:10:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  Uh, I mean, I got one more. Have you ever moved a mattress on top of your car?

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:08Speaker 01

  I've answered that way too quick.

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  For sure. I've, I've done one, no rope, hand on it.

• 1:10:12Speaker 01

  Just handed it?

• 1:10:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:13H. Foley?

  Not by yourself.

• 1:10:14Speaker 02

  By myself. It was in Philly. So I drove really slow and I just had the.

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  Throw the hazards on.

• 1:10:18Speaker 02

  Hell, it dude, my fucking, my arm was burning, dude.

• 1:10:21H. Foley?

  Dude, that was crazy.

• 1:10:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:23H. Foley?

  What size mattress?

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  I think it was like a full, maybe.

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  Woo. Yeah, I mean, any mattress.

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:28Speaker 01

  That'll kill you.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just kept it on there.

• 1:10:30Speaker 01

  What was the car?

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  My CRV.

• 1:10:33Speaker 01

  Oh, that?

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, toss it on there.

• 1:10:36Speaker 01

  Oh, this is like recent.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  This is pretty recent.

• 1:10:40H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  I thought this was like when you were living in that fucking $27,000 handshake house. This is like, you were Matt McCusker of Pod Comedy Podcast royalty and you're.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  I mean, here's the thing, he's a hundred percent. It might have been my, I had a Civic, maybe it was then, but I definitely at one point, I think, I think it was my CRV. I remember being a little higher up and just kinda holding that thing. I remember it would start, surprisingly, you're like, dude, at like 20 miles an hour, that thing starts flapping.

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you see like, that's why you see them on the side of the fucking highways and shit. Cause people don't realize you hit 45 and they.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was, it was scary.

• 1:11:15H. Foley?

  Here's the thing, he's a hundred percent trash.

• 1:11:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:17H. Foley?

  But he's striving. At the mountain valley, six of those a day.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  That's not gonna fucking pull him.

• 1:11:23H. Foley?

  Six of those a day. What do you mean? He eats right? He's not, he's not, he's not stealing. He, he gives the money to his wife, so he's not tempted to do anything. You know, the gluten free pizza.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  Hey, yeah, cauliflower crust.

• 1:11:38H. Foley?

  How about that?

• 1:11:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:39H. Foley?

  Pretty good.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  I think you just wanna borrow money off him or something and you're really fucking, you're really trying to chum up to him.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  I think there's some truth in what you're saying.

• 1:11:49Speaker 01

  No, of course. I think you're definitely striving. Yes, of course.

• 1:11:53H. Foley?

  The murdered out, the murdered out CRV? Sure, alright. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Matt McCusker, our good pal, a hundred percent trash. Manny, what do you got coming up? You want anybody to know?

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, let me see, this week, you know what's gonna be big? Uh, the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, Arizona. That's in a couple of months.

• 1:12:10Speaker 01

  That's like the famous, is that in the round one? Very cool.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, so that's the big one. I'm trying to sell some tickets for that.

• 1:12:15H. Foley?

  Fantastic.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  Go check it out, baby.

• 1:12:16H. Foley?

  Buddy, we love you. Check out Matt and Shane's secret podcast, which I'm sure you already do. Um, yeah, thanks for coming to see us.

• 1:12:21Speaker 02

  Thanks for having us.

• 1:12:22H. Foley?

  We love you, buddy. Kippee, what do you got for him?

• 1:12:24Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, we're all over the road. Tickets available at regarbage.com.

• 1:12:27H. Foley?

  Yep, we'll see you next week.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  Thank you, guys.