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0:00 H. Foley? Hey everybody out there, welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
0:05 Speaker 01 How you doing?
0:05 H. Foley? It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out that they're good to be classy.
0:09 Speaker 01 Yeah.
0:10 H. Foley? Or just a big old piece of trash.
0:11 Speaker 01 Trash, trash, trash.
0:12 H. Foley? I'm your host, Ace Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in the new addition. She just asked if we can get an espresso machine.
0:19 Speaker 01 Okay.
0:21 H. Foley? The answer on that.
0:22 Speaker 01 Sure.
0:24 H. Foley? My co-host coming in from right next to me.
0:25 Speaker 01 He's the CEO of Are You Garbage.
0:27 H. Foley? Been an international businessman and coincidentally, I had asked him the same thing about the espresso machine earlier and did not get a response.
0:33 Speaker 01 I said, "Go for it."
0:34 H. Foley? Okay, well, I just wanted to call you out on air.
0:36 Speaker 01 Okay.
0:36 H. Foley? Get it on tape. Kevin Ryan.
0:38 Speaker 01 What's up, everybody? Thanks for the world's weirdest intro.
0:44 H. Foley? You gave me nothing.
0:45 Speaker 01 You got a girl in here, you clam up.
0:46 H. Foley? No, no, no. Hey, Carly.
0:50 Speaker 02 Hi.
0:51 Speaker 01 What's up, everybody? Well, first of all, listen. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify and the boys are climbing the frickin' charts. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. Go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.
1:05 H. Foley? Yes, our gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest.
1:09 Speaker 01 Yes.
1:10 H. Foley? Back with us today after a long absence.
1:12 Speaker 01 Yes.
1:12 H. Foley? Been on the pod twice before.
1:14 Speaker 02 Yes.
1:14 H. Foley? Back in the day.
1:15 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
1:16 Speaker 02 I missed you guys, honestly.
1:17 H. Foley? We greatly missed you.
1:18 Speaker 01 Yes.
1:19 Speaker 02 I really did. It's been a very long time.
1:21 Speaker 01 I know.
1:22 Speaker 02 We got the news, too.
1:23 H. Foley? You came in here like a breath of fresh air.
1:24 Speaker 02 Came in here like a tornado and everybody, it was a lot for everyone and I'm really sorry about that, guys.
1:28 H. Foley? You slipped a five in my back pocket when we walked in. Take it, I hear you, I hear you.
1:32 Speaker 02 Spend it all in one place.
1:34 H. Foley? Yeah, you can hear every week at her amazing podcast, Secret Keepers Club, one of our absolute favorites, Carly.
1:40 Speaker 02 Thank you.
1:40 H. Foley? And Carly.
1:41 Speaker 02 Thank you, there you go.
1:42 H. Foley? You came in hot and energy.
1:44 Speaker 02 I was like, being friendly.
1:46 H. Foley? You were.
1:46 Speaker 02 And everybody was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't, we don't do that here, no.
1:50 Speaker 01 No, you walked in, you started saying, "Hi to all the produ-" "Hi Carly, nice to meet you." It was very like CEO. It was very like authority.
1:59 Speaker 02 I own this building, by the way. That's where I should have gone with.
2:02 H. Foley? Carly Acquino, pleasure to meet you.
2:04 Speaker 01 Strong eye contact, nice firm shake.
2:06 Speaker 02 Yeah. Someone told me years ago that my handshake was like, not good.
2:11 Speaker 01 That's not good. That angle, he's a robot.
2:14 Speaker 02 It's, yeah, but I like learned and now it's ingrained in me. Cause I'm like, I don't want to give a wussy handshake.
2:20 H. Foley? No, I've never found out about that. If a man shakes a woman's hand or shakes like a potential employer's hand, uh, and it's like fishy, like, you know, it's like soft.
2:31 Speaker 01 Ed Fish.
2:31 H. Foley? Bad news.
2:32 Speaker 02 Yeah. Yeah. It's like, who, who could take you ser- everybody took me serious when I was shaking their hands, by the way.
2:38 Speaker 01 You're not wrong.
2:39 H. Foley? Like you're on a steel factory. Carly Acquino, good to meet you. I'll tell you right now, my word is my bond. You don't need no contract with me.
2:48 Speaker 01 Spits in her hand.
2:50 H. Foley? I had a kid that I grew up with in high school. His dad was a secret service agent.
2:53 Speaker 02 Oh, that's cool. They're not supposed to tell people about that, by the way. It's supposed to be a secret.
2:58 H. Foley? No, he wears a suit and everything. He's not an undercover.
3:01 Speaker 01 Okay, right. Big man's on the fritz.
3:05 Speaker 02 He's being questioned by the secret service agent.
3:07 Speaker 01 Oh, hot under these lights, huh, big man?
3:09 H. Foley? He's not an undercover agent.
3:11 Speaker 02 Okay.
3:11 H. Foley? Think of the CIA.
3:13 Speaker 02 Gotcha.
3:15 Speaker 03 Carly, could you just pull your mic a little bit closer?
3:17 Speaker 02 Oh, sure, sure, sure. Oh, no, totally.
3:19 H. Foley? And Foley, could you pull yours away a little bit?
3:22 Speaker 01 Why don't you hit the other room?
3:23 Speaker 02 Is this better? That's great. Gotcha, okay.
3:25 H. Foley? I one time saw him at a McDonald's and I shook his hand and I made eye contact and weeks later he told my dad that he's gonna be all right. He makes good eye contact.
3:32 Speaker 02 Wow. Wow.
3:34 H. Foley? Yeah, cause back to the catching up thing. When you, when anybody asks me what's going on, it's instant defense.
3:40 Speaker 01 Why? What'd you hear? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything.
3:43 Speaker 02 I said, how are you? You were like, oh, God, she's here.
3:46 Speaker 01 I just get this over with.
3:48 Speaker 02 Here we go. All right, let's, I guess, roll. I literally was like, I don't know. I was like, I'm sorry.
3:53 H. Foley? We went through everybody.
3:54 Speaker 02 Apologize, by the way.
3:55 H. Foley? Yeah.
3:56 Speaker 02 No, but I said hi. I said hi to everyone. Met a lot of new people. You got a whole crew. Got a whole crew.
4:01 Speaker 01 Got a whole crew.
4:02 H. Foley? She's the sweetest, the best.
4:02 Speaker 02 A lot of cameras. Yeah. But I have to tell you guys a story.
4:06 Speaker 01 Yes, you said, you said, you've been holding on to something for years, you said.
4:09 Speaker 02 It happened about a month after the last time I saw you guys, which was like five years ago.
4:13 Speaker 01 2021, yeah.
4:14 Speaker 02 2021.
4:15 Speaker 01 Which is about five years ago.
4:17 H. Foley? That's the last time we saw you was four years ago.
4:19 Speaker 02 That's what I'm saying, yeah.
4:20 H. Foley? That's crazy.
4:21 Speaker 01 I think it's five years ago.
4:22 Speaker 02 It had to have been, yeah.
4:24 Speaker 01 2021. Is it 2026? Am I nuts here?
4:26 H. Foley? Yeah, 2026.
4:28 Speaker 02 But I was at a birthday party. I was just gonna say that and I was like, "Don't say it." I was like, "It's gonna seem very like aunt."
4:36 Speaker 01 You blink and it's gone, huh? You believe that?
4:38 Speaker 02 Time flies. Time flies when you have fun, right guys? That's what I was gonna do and I was just gonna, I was like, "Stop." But I went to a birthday party about a month after the last time I saw you guys.
4:49 Speaker 01 Okay.
4:50 Speaker 02 This guy comes up to me and he's like, "Oh my god, I just saw the clip of you on Are You Garbage?" When I was in the car on my way here. And I was like, "Oh, cool." I was like, "I love those guys, whatever, blah, blah, blah." Ends of the party, he's like, "Can I have your phone number? I wanna ask you, like, is it too much if I ask you out on a date?" So I was like, "Sure, I would love to go out on a date." He was cool, he was great. Great looking guy, he had dental insurance. I always ask.
5:13 Speaker 01 What? How did you know?
5:15 Speaker 02 I ask. I'm like, "Do you have medical?"
5:17 H. Foley? Wait, hold on.
5:18 Speaker 02 But most specifically, "Do you have dental?" Cause I want Vizalign.
5:21 Speaker 01 Wait, you got good teeth though?
5:22 H. Foley? What?
5:23 Speaker 02 They're all right, but it's like...
5:24 H. Foley? And you do well.
5:25 Speaker 02 I know, but I, I, I know that I can pay for it, but I don't think I should have to. Like, I would just rather get married.
5:33 Speaker 02 Do you know what I mean?
5:34 Speaker 01 You are becoming... You're from Brooklyn originally, isn't that where you're from?
5:36 Speaker 02 I'm from Long Island originally. I've lived in Brooklyn for a long time though.
5:39 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's there. The Long Island, the Long Island is coming out again.
5:41 Speaker 02 Really?
5:42 H. Foley? Let me ask you this.
5:43 Speaker 02 Cause I wanna go to the dentist? Cause you want Vizalign?
5:46 Speaker 01 Checking a, checking a potential suitor's Bennys is very Long Island.
5:49 H. Foley? Do you ask that before you give the number?
5:50 Speaker 02 You gotta check the Bennys.
5:51 H. Foley? Does that come out before you give the number?
5:52 Speaker 02 Well, it was like, came up in conversation. And when I say came up, I mean, I blatantly asked, like, "Do you have health insurance?" Yes.
6:00 H. Foley? So if he would've said no...
6:01 Speaker 02 This was while we're chit-chatting.
6:03 H. Foley? So if he would've said no...
6:04 Speaker 01 Foley pulls out his HMO card. Oh my god, there we go. It's Obamacare.
6:11 H. Foley? No dental, but...
6:13 Speaker 02 Nobody's got dental.
6:14 Speaker 01 We got dental.
6:16 H. Foley? Yeah, but they screw you. There's nothing there.
6:17 Speaker 02 It's not my, I mean, I have insurance. My deductible is like seven million dollars.
6:21 H. Foley? It's crazy.
6:22 Speaker 02 They're like, you have to die in order for it to kick in.
6:24 H. Foley? It covers cleanings and whatever, but you got, you going for a root, you going on a Friday night? Root canal killing you?
6:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:30 H. Foley? Looking for a little pain med? Looking for a drill to get this thing out of there?
6:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:33 H. Foley? Ah, you're fucked.
6:34 Speaker 02 It's always also, the doctors that are covered are just kinda like not, it's like in someone's house. You're like, is this even like a real doctor?
6:40 H. Foley? Deep in Woodside, Queens.
6:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:42 Speaker 01 It's a walk up or something.
6:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:43 Speaker 01 What the hell's going on here? Get an elevator guy.
6:45 Speaker 02 There's someone cooking in the kitchen. You're like, why is this a house?
6:48 H. Foley? It smells like potatoes.
6:49 Speaker 02 It's so weird. It smells like potatoes.
6:51 H. Foley? If this guy hadn't said he didn't have insurance and he asked for the number?
6:55 Speaker 02 I would have still given him my number, but you gotta, I was like, he had, he had a Jeep. And, guys, yeah, and he had dental.
7:01 Speaker 01 This guy's listening right now.
7:02 Speaker 02 He's ticking all the boxes.
7:03 Speaker 01 Realizing where he's.
7:04 H. Foley? A Jeep Wrangler or a Jeep SUV?
7:06 Speaker 02 A Jeep like a Liberty.
7:11 Speaker 01 Well, he used to have a Liberty.
7:12 Speaker 02 A Jeep's a Jeep. A Jeep's a Jeep.
7:15 H. Foley? First of all, I had a Latitude.
7:16 Speaker 02 Oh, you had a Latitude? Okay, that's rare. That's pretty rare.
7:22 H. Foley? No.
7:23 Speaker 01 A little sass to it.
7:24 H. Foley? A Liberty is something that a female gym teacher should be driving.
7:27 Speaker 02 I feel like a lot of my, a lot of people I went to high school with, like, the girls got the Liberty. Cause the Liberty had the big sunroof, right? It was like a convertible Jeep. It was so crazy.
7:38 H. Foley? Didn't that come with a sunflower, like, put on the dashboard?
7:41 Speaker 02 Probably. It comes with eyelashes on the, on the front lights.
7:45 H. Foley? That's what this guy's driving around in. As you're going around the corner, you're out the window. He's got dental, though.
7:51 Speaker 02 My boyfriend's here. He's got eyelashes and he's got dental.
7:54 Speaker 01 You under, you understand the show at a level. Eyelashes on the car is alright.
8:00 Speaker 02 That's gotta be like, I mean, that's a personality trait, right? That's a mental illness, right?
8:05 H. Foley? For a minute.
8:06 Speaker 01 Ah.
8:06 H. Foley? Yeah, I don't know where they thought that was gonna go.
8:08 Speaker 02 My mom would be like, my mom wanted eyelashes on her car so bad. Guys, she talks about it all the time. She was like, yeah, I guess, just if anybody wants to get me anything for Christmas, I guess, think of two things, a left eyelash and a right eyelash for my car. And it was like a minivan.
8:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:24 Speaker 02 It was a green minivan.
8:26 H. Foley? It's gotta be a beetle.
8:29 Speaker 02 It's gotta be a beetle. Even then, it's like, we get it. You have a cute little car.
8:34 Speaker 01 It's enough.
8:35 Speaker 02 Yeah. What would you do if like, say you're going on a date with somebody and the girl pulls up and she has eyelashes?
8:41 Speaker 01 She's a stripper for sure.
8:42 Speaker 02 Eyelash, really?
8:44 Speaker 01 I don't know.
8:44 Speaker 02 I don't think it's stripper vibes.
8:46 Speaker 01 No, you're not wrong.
8:47 Speaker 02 I think a stripper would have like, I always think of like, uh, like from the, like a spider, like a Mitsubishi, like Eclipse.
8:53 Speaker 01 That's what my sister Addie makes me.
8:54 Speaker 02 Really? Uh-oh.
8:57 Speaker 02 But that was a cool car. I wanted that car when I was younger.
8:59 Speaker 01 It was like midnight green.
9:01 Speaker 02 Oh, cool. That's a special color.
9:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, she danced at Delilah's for a while.
9:05 Speaker 02 There you go.
9:05 H. Foley? She did well. We called that the stripper wagon.
9:09 Speaker 02 Okay. Really? See, I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that this was like an ongoing thing.
9:14 H. Foley? Mid 90's, high school.
9:16 Speaker 02 Like, hot, well, there was this, um, guys, there was this like, she was like a dancer that lived at my house for a little bit because my mom felt bad for her. My mom let her live with us.
9:25 Speaker 01 She talked about this.
9:26 Speaker 02 She was, yeah, it was.
9:28 H. Foley? A ballet dancer?
9:30 Speaker 02 No, she was like a, she was like a dan- she like danced in like a cage.
9:35 Speaker 01 I'll told. Okay.
9:37 Speaker 02 At a club, at a club.
9:39 H. Foley? I got you.
9:39 Speaker 02 Yes.
9:40 Speaker 01 She kept her clothes on, no?
9:42 Speaker 02 Well, I think there was some, yeah, there wasn't a lot of them to begin with. And she lived at my house for a little bit.
9:47 H. Foley? That's not transactional. They're up there as like, almost like decoration. So it's artistic.
9:51 Speaker 02 They're like a Christmas ornament.
9:52 H. Foley? Yes.
9:53 Speaker 02 Kinda.
9:53 Speaker 01 How did your mom know her?
9:55 Speaker 02 She was friends with my oldest brother and she had like a very sad background and she was like, she kind of was like, didn't have anywhere to go. She's a lawyer now, by the way.
10:05 Speaker 01 Good for her.
10:06 Speaker 02 She's a lawyer now, but she drove one of those spiders.
10:08 H. Foley? How old were you?
10:09 Speaker 01 There you go.
10:10 Speaker 02 I was very young. I was about nine and I, and it was.
10:13 H. Foley? Trying to grasp what was going on.
10:14 Speaker 02 I didn't have a sister. So there was this like cage dancer that lived at my house, guys.
10:19 H. Foley? Did they tell you?
10:20 Speaker 02 Cage dancer is crazy. No, everybody knew. And my mom like went to, because my mom was, is very supportive and my mom like went to the club one night to like watch her dance in the cage.
10:30 Speaker 01 What?
10:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, and my, my mom's a lunch lady, by the way. Like just for a living and it's like, why is the lunch lady at the club?
10:36 Speaker 01 Why is the lunch lady at the?
10:37 Speaker 02 Do you know what I mean? Why is the lunch lady at the club? Oh, because the girl in the cage is like, lives with her. Yeah.
10:43 Speaker 01 Wow.
10:43 Speaker 02 But she drove a spider. She drove a spider, Eclipse, whatever it is.
10:47 Speaker 01 Spider was the higher end because I was like, it had the little, little flavor there.
10:51 Speaker 02 Hey, you got her like that.
10:52 Speaker 01 Haha.
10:52 Speaker 02 You got her like that, you spend a little extra money, you get the spider.
10:55 Speaker 01 That cage cash.
10:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
10:57 H. Foley? That was the car where you knew somebody was spending too much on the car. You know what I mean? And not enough on everything else.
11:02 Speaker 01 Yeah, they were underwater on the pants.
11:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, I always felt that way with Subaru, certain Subarus, I'm like, that's inexpensive.
11:07 Speaker 01 The WRX.
11:08 Speaker 02 When they had the, all the accessories, I'm like, you don't need the bottom and the top.
11:12 Speaker 01 Haha.
11:13 Speaker 02 Like, it's like, why is it so low to the ground every time you would be in it? Boom, boom.
11:17 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
11:18 Speaker 02 Every bump?
11:19 H. Foley? Yeah.
11:19 Speaker 02 And then you have the spoiler, where are we going?
11:21 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
11:22 Speaker 02 We're going to Target.
11:23 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:23 Speaker 02 It's not that serious.
11:25 Speaker 01 What you prefer? Because it's Aunt Carly and we're going to Target to get a Live, Laugh, Love plaque.
11:28 Speaker 02 God, I love Target.
11:29 Speaker 01 I know you do. You like that, what's the, the, the broad's name who's got the home line there? You like her? I don't know.
11:35 Speaker 02 Who?
11:36 Speaker 01 No.
11:37 Speaker 02 Oh, I love Barefoot Contessa.
11:38 Speaker 01 Oh, don't get him started.
11:39 Speaker 02 Love her.
11:40 Speaker 01 Wait, back to the, uh...
11:41 H. Foley? Jeffrey's a lucky man?
11:42 Speaker 02 So the guy.
11:42 Speaker 01 Back to the guy.
11:44 Speaker 02 So the guy, so he asked me out, I'm like, he's driving, he's driving a Liv, right? He does like some type of...
11:50 Speaker 01 Any industry?
11:51 Speaker 02 No, no, no. He's like a mechanic, but he works in like a boiler room.
11:56 Speaker 01 Okay.
11:56 Speaker 02 Do you know what I mean? He's like fixing, it seems serious to me.
12:00 Speaker 01 That's a guy you...
12:01 Speaker 02 It feels like there could be an explosion. He's gotta be smart.
12:03 H. Foley? But he drives a Liberty, that's weird.
12:05 Speaker 02 Drives a Liberty.
12:06 H. Foley? A guy in a boiler room driving a Liberty, doesn't match up.
12:08 Speaker 02 You'll see where this goes.
12:09 H. Foley? Okay.
12:09 Speaker 02 So he brought up like, he's like, I just think it's so weird that I saw this video of you when I was on my way here. And then he asked me for my number, I give him my number, I'm like, oh, send me that video because I hadn't seen it yet. He goes, uh, I don't have Instagram.
12:25 Speaker 02 And I was like, you literally brought up 5,000 times, you just saw this on Instagram. So I know he's lying.
12:31 Speaker 01 Yeah.
12:31 Speaker 02 And when a, when a person's like, I don't have Instagram, sometimes they don't, but a lot of times it's like, I don't want you to see my Instagram.
12:38 Speaker 01 I don't want you to see my Instagram.
12:38 Speaker 02 Cause I'm driving, I'm driving my girlfriend's Jeep Liberty.
12:41 Speaker 01 Whoa.
12:42 Speaker 02 Around. So I went, I said, you just said you saw it on Instagram. What are you talking about? And he said, the most 7th grader thing I've ever heard.
12:49 Speaker 01 No, I didn't.
12:50 Speaker 02 He said, I was on my friend's Instagram.
12:52 H. Foley? Oh my God. I was on my friend's Instagram.
12:55 Speaker 02 Call my, call my dad. You wanna call my dad?
12:57 Speaker 01 I'm holding it for a friend.
12:58 Speaker 02 I'm like.
12:59 Speaker 01 You losing candidate.
13:00 Speaker 02 Who's on their friend's Instagram ever, by the way?
13:02 Speaker 01 Well, I got a lot of friends. No one's, I've never handed my phone to one of them and go, go through my Instagram.
13:07 Speaker 02 Ever.
13:07 Speaker 01 Oh my God.
13:08 Speaker 02 Oh my God. Even someone being like, can I see your phone for a second? I'm like, that's the most psychotic thing I've ever heard. It's not happening.
13:14 Speaker 01 I don't like when my wife does it. I'll, she'll do it. I'll go, after a while, I'll go, what are you looking at?
13:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, totally.
13:19 Speaker 01 You're doing too much dumb movement.
13:20 Speaker 02 Totally. It's like, what's going on in there?
13:22 H. Foley? I'm bad with it.
13:23 Speaker 02 You're, what do you mean? You don't want people looking? Or you, or you like leave your phone out? You don't care?
13:28 Speaker 01 Nah, he don't want people looking.
13:29 Speaker 02 No, nobody does.
13:30 H. Foley? I went, I had to get a new phone.
13:32 Speaker 02 Uh oh.
13:32 H. Foley? Okay. I had to get a new phone, this is maybe like two months ago. I have my phone. It didn't work. It got wet. Didn't work. I bring it into a Verizon and uh, the guy hits me with a number of what the new phone's gonna cost. And I'm like, okay. And he's like, yeah, just gotta turn in your phone. I was like.
13:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm actually gonna burn it, but thanks.
13:51 H. Foley? Even if I wiped it, reset it, deleted it, anything, I'm not turning my phone back over to a technology company.
14:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, I have all of my old phones.
14:02 H. Foley? That goes, oh, a stack, that goes right in the Hudson.
14:04 Speaker 02 Right. Yeah.
14:06 H. Foley? And I hit the claim wars.
14:08 Speaker 01 Hit that in Mexico.
14:09 Speaker 02 But they always say that, oh, we can sweep your phone. And then they're like, we'll give you like $10 off. It's like, I'm just gonna keep this one. I don't even care if it's shattered.
14:16 Speaker 01 Save $2 a month.
14:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:17 Speaker 01 If you give us your, hey, get out of here.
14:19 H. Foley? What are they doing?
14:20 Speaker 02 Exactly. I don't know.
14:21 H. Foley? Somebody gets that.
14:22 Speaker 02 They, I think they might use it for parts or something, but it's like.
14:25 Speaker 01 They, they turn around and sell it to you.
14:26 Speaker 02 Oh, they refurbish it.
14:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, refurb. They sell it in another country. The Chinese are using it.
14:30 Speaker 02 I don't trust it. I don't trust it.
14:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, they, they sell them in other countries.
14:33 Speaker 02 The weirdest thing about that, getting a new phone is like, you go to Verizon and they're like, okay, it's $2,000. And then they're like, we don't have the phones here. Like you can't have a phone. That's happened to me every time I've gone to get a new one. I go to the Apple Store now. Verizon never has the phone in stock. They're like, yeah, I mean, like, we sold it to you, but it's gonna come in the mail in four days. You're like, what?
14:55 H. Foley? Are you asking for like a pink one, the large size?
14:57 Speaker 02 No, they don't even have, they don't even make cuties anymore. They don't even make cutie phones like they used to.
15:02 H. Foley? They always have it.
15:03 Speaker 02 See, top flies, guys.
15:04 Speaker 01 He goes, yeah, they say, we don't have the phones here.
15:07 Speaker 02 No.
15:07 H. Foley? I don't know what you two are talking about.
15:08 Speaker 02 It's like, you're literally a phone store.
15:09 Speaker 01 I go, can I get a phone? They go, well, what are you looking for? I said, anything newer than this. I had like a, whatever, the 14, I'm looking for.
15:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
15:16 Speaker 01 Give me the next, it doesn't have to be the newest, I just need something newer than this.
15:19 H. Foley? I have never once encountered this in my life and I probably bought seven phones.
15:21 Speaker 01 He said, we don't have them here.
15:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, they don't have the phones in the store. It's like, then why have the store?
15:26 Speaker 01 There you go.
15:27 Speaker 02 To be fair.
15:27 Speaker 01 There you go. I was at Sprint.
15:29 H. Foley? You ever have this happen to you?
15:30 Speaker 03 All the time. Like, I mean, like, all the time you get a new phone, but like, yeah, three or four times in my life. They don't have the color, they don't have the gigabytes or whatever.
15:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
15:38 Speaker 01 It's like, it's like you're at a footlocker, back to school season. You know, I gotta like check the, I don't know, it's swamp back there.
15:43 H. Foley? The color never registered with me, because I'm putting a case on it.
15:46 Speaker 02 Totally.
15:46 H. Foley? So maybe I didn't, no.
15:48 Speaker 02 I wouldn't expect you to be a case guy. Some people have that energy of like, I don't have a case on my phone.
15:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
15:53 Speaker 02 You know, it's like, when I see that, I'm like, wow, this person doesn't care about it. They're just like, whatever, just smash it.
15:59 H. Foley? It's funny you mention that. I don't know where my phone is, but I don't know the case on it right now.
16:02 Speaker 02 Wow.
16:02 H. Foley? Because the case broke, the top of it broke.
16:03 Speaker 02 What's with the phone breaking and the case is breaking?
16:06 H. Foley? I don't know.
16:06 Speaker 02 Okay.
16:07 H. Foley? It's one of those heavy duty.
16:08 Speaker 01 That's, she just gave you ant vibes of not believing it.
16:11 Speaker 02 Fair enough.
16:11 Speaker 01 What's going on? I don't know. Okay, move on. Clearly you're being dishonest to me right now, and it hurts, and we're gonna move on.
16:17 H. Foley? No, it's, it's the.
16:18 Speaker 01 Any more questions?
16:18 H. Foley? It's the case that everybody has, and it's supposed to be like a really good one.
16:22 Speaker 03 What? The, the week before, I got a new phone also, the, before Foley, and I got that same case, and the next day I went in and turned it in, because that's case stuck.
16:32 Speaker 02 Really?
16:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
16:33 H. Foley? And didn't tell me, nah.
16:34 Speaker 01 It's got the circle on the back?
16:35 Speaker 02 It's a mag safe case?
16:36 Speaker 03 It had the kickstand.
16:38 H. Foley? Oh, mine's got a, mine had a kickstand.
16:39 Speaker 02 It's like an easel.
16:40 H. Foley? The front broke. So I was walking around with an open face phone.
16:43 Speaker 02 A kickstand is crazy.
16:45 H. Foley? We see.
16:45 Speaker 02 On the phone?
16:46 Speaker 01 What are you talking about?
16:47 Speaker 02 Literally.
16:48 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
16:49 H. Foley? Is that why you got rid of it?
16:50 Speaker 02 It's like a picture frame.
16:52 Speaker 01 Exactly.
16:53 Speaker 02 Wow.
16:54 H. Foley? Why sign though?
16:55 Speaker 02 And that's cool. That's cute. I like that.
16:57 Speaker 01 Did you not give him your number? Or did you?
16:59 Speaker 02 So I had already given him my number.
17:01 Speaker 01 Fuck no.
17:01 Speaker 02 And then he said that I don't have Instagram thing. And then me and my friend went to leave and I went, he was nice. She's like, yeah, I'm like, he definitely has a girlfriend, right? She was like a thousand percent. Like who pretends that they don't have an Instagram?
17:13 Speaker 01 All they talked about is Instagram.
17:15 Speaker 02 Talked about Instagram for five hours. I can't stress it enough. And um, yeah, and then that was really it. I found his Instagram in three seconds. I Googled his like first and last name and it was like, he was like, uh, he was like, it was like his anniversary.
17:27 Speaker 01 Happy anniversary.
17:28 Speaker 02 The day before. No.
17:30 H. Foley? Huh.
17:30 Speaker 01 He probably knew he was cooked there.
17:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think he might have texted and I was just, maybe I didn't answer or whatever. Cause what am I gonna do? Be like, ask your girlfriend? I'd just rather not answer.
17:40 H. Foley? That'd be very Aunt Carly of you though.
17:42 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:42 H. Foley? I don't know, tough guy.
17:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, why didn't you tell me?
17:44 H. Foley? Why didn't you ask Tiffany?
17:45 Speaker 02 Why didn't you get Tiffany over here? Why didn't you give me Tiffany's number?
17:49 H. Foley? You're smoking a Salem 100.
17:50 Speaker 02 So I thought that was crazy. I thought that was crazy and that's like your, that's your boys.
17:54 Speaker 01 That's no, no.
17:55 Speaker 02 Come on guys, we don't co-sign that.
17:58 Speaker 01 Co-sign that. Lot of good upstanding dirtbags out there. This guy's a two-time and sleaze ball.
18:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was like, what the heck is going on over here?
18:05 Speaker 01 Thank you for your support, by the way.
18:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, by the way, if you're, if you're on the Patreon.
18:08 H. Foley? What do you want?
18:09 Speaker 02 If you're on the Patreon, thanks. We forgive you.
18:11 H. Foley? Kid took a shot at Aunt Carly, what do you want?
18:13 Speaker 02 By the way, I miss you. No, I'm kidding.
18:15 Speaker 01 By the way, please call if you got Carly to call.
18:17 Speaker 02 I actually haven't heard from him in a while, so.
18:19 Speaker 01 You get jealous.
18:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:20 H. Foley? Why didn't you try again? Text me back. Kim, let's talk about Brunt.
18:25 Speaker 01 Brunt, Brunt, Brunt.
18:26 H. Foley? Shout out to all you blue collar fellows out there.
18:28 Speaker 01 The boys.
18:29 H. Foley? Doing the infrastructure. Keeping the country neat, clean, safe.
18:33 Speaker 01 Paving a road, building a house.
18:35 H. Foley? Fixing the potholes.
18:36 Speaker 01 Knocking down a houses.
18:37 H. Foley? Do yourself a favor, get over there on a Brunt. Start, start looking good, feeling good and wearing reliable, durable boots.
18:44 Speaker 01 Yes, uh, they have real names. Every product is named after a real tradesman that helped design the gear. The tough versus comfortable aspect of boots. Most boots force you to choose between one or the other. Are they tough? Do they last long or are they comfy? And some sort of fashion brand. Not with Brunt, baby. Brunt built gear that is tough as hell but comfortable on. Day one, um, that was, I was, I was a bozo and when I worked in construction way back in the day, I was a bozo when it came to boots. I, at one point I was wearing my brother's old boots.
19:13 H. Foley? Air Force Ones.
19:14 Speaker 01 Yeah, just spray painted them yellow to try to fit in. I looked like a bozo. I wish Brunt was around so I could feel good and look the part. Cause I was faking it, baby. I was faking it till I make it.
19:23 H. Foley? Your feet were freezing.
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19:57 H. Foley? Yeah. Kevin, let's talk about Helix, baby.
19:59 Speaker 01 Helix.
20:00 H. Foley? Listen, Helix has been with us since Jump Street.
20:02 Speaker 01 Jump.
20:03 H. Foley? They got our back and we got their back.
20:04 Speaker 01 Back.
20:05 H. Foley? And who's else back they got? They got your back.
20:07 Speaker 01 Oh.
20:08 H. Foley? They got your back.
20:09 Speaker 01 Not me, I sleep on my stomach.
20:10 H. Foley? You do?
20:11 Speaker 01 Yeah.
20:12 H. Foley? You sleep on your stomach?
20:13 Speaker 01 You know why? Cause Helix lets me do whatever I want.
20:15 H. Foley? Because you go over, you take the quiz.
20:16 Speaker 01 Took the quiz.
20:17 H. Foley? Takes two, three minutes.
20:18 Speaker 01 Two, three minutes.
20:19 H. Foley? Find out how you sleep. You sleep on your back, you sleep on your side, you sleep hot, you sleep cool? Are you a bigger guy, smaller guy? Huh? And I'm not talking about the little guy. Got a shot at you.
20:25 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
20:26 H. Foley? That doesn't matter.
20:27 Speaker 01 Sure.
20:28 H. Foley? Penis size does not matter.
20:29 Speaker 01 What the heck are you talking about, guy?
20:31 H. Foley? Gang, do yourself a favor, get the best mattress you're ever gonna get. Helix.
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20:47 H. Foley? You solved a case?
20:51 Speaker 01 Nope. I changed jobs.
20:54 H. Foley? Cold case.
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21:31 H. Foley? Do it.
21:32 Speaker 01 I got one. Back when you were a young buck, you know, out there on Long Island.
21:36 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
21:36 Speaker 01 Um, who was the most famous person you met growing up? This is a new question since you've been going a long time.
21:43 Speaker 02 Interesting.
21:44 Speaker 01 It doesn't have to be like a huge celebrity.
21:46 Speaker 02 From my town?
21:47 Speaker 01 I know, just anybody. It could have been like a
21:49 H. Foley? A Long Island local.
21:50 Speaker 01 Radio guy. It could have, just somebody you were like, whoa.
21:53 H. Foley? Like a Met that lived out there or something?
21:55 Speaker 02 Well, there was a, uh, you know who would do the school assemblies? Mick Foley.
22:00 Speaker 01 Well, the wrestler?
22:01 Speaker 02 Yes.
22:01 H. Foley? What do you mean do the assemblies?
22:03 Speaker 02 He would like do like, he would, there would be like assembly and it's like Mick Foley was there. I don't remember exactly what he was doing. I was like, holy shit, that's crazy that there's like a wrestler here for no reason.
22:12 Speaker 01 Is he from out there? Can you see if Mick Foley's from out there?
22:14 Speaker 02 I don't know, but he was always in the school. He does a lot of, he's very philanthropic. He does a lot of charity stuff. And so he was always, there was always something going on with him, which I loved.
22:24 Speaker 01 Something?
22:24 Speaker 02 Cause I loved wrestling.
22:25 H. Foley? He's gotta be from Long Island.
22:27 Speaker 01 Raised in Long Island.
22:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, there you go.
22:29 H. Foley? It's a public school in Long Island?
22:30 Speaker 02 Public school and then I went to, um...
22:33 Speaker 01 Wait, you loved wrestling as a kid?
22:35 Speaker 02 I did. I have two older brothers.
22:36 Speaker 01 Ah, okay.
22:37 Speaker 02 So I, when it was WWF.
22:39 H. Foley? Yeah.
22:40 Speaker 02 That was the, that was the good stuff.
22:42 Speaker 01 Loved it.
22:43 Speaker 02 By the way, I still love Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's my number one.
22:45 Speaker 01 I was trying to get him on a show.
22:46 Speaker 02 Really?
22:47 Speaker 01 It'd be great.
22:47 Speaker 02 Oh, you gotta ask him about his cats.
22:50 Speaker 01 Why?
22:50 Speaker 02 He's got two cats and they're so cute and he loves them. You guys, do you guys follow him? Pancho and Macho?
22:56 Speaker 01 I don't think I do follow him.
22:57 Speaker 02 Come on, you gotta follow him.
22:58 Speaker 01 I'm sorry, I don't have Instagram.
23:01 Speaker 02 Um, my friend, my friend told me it was good though.
23:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:04 Speaker 01 You should check it out.
23:05 Speaker 02 But I would say him and then...
23:07 Speaker 01 That's a good one.
23:08 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:08 H. Foley? That's a huge one.
23:09 Speaker 01 That's, yeah, your school assembly.
23:10 H. Foley? That's fa, that's proper famous.
23:12 Speaker 02 That was cra, yeah. It was, it was during that time too, like the 90s. It was crazy. And then, um, I would go to every once in a while to like the Rosie O'Donnell Show, cause my mom knew her. My mom grew up across the street from her.
23:24 Speaker 01 Rosie?
23:24 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
23:25 H. Foley? No way, we were just talking about it.
23:26 Speaker 01 From Rosie. Love that Rosie O'Donnell, as a kid, it was so fun and cute and she, she, I don't know if she came up with it, but she patented Cutie Patooties.
23:35 Speaker 02 Really?
23:35 Speaker 01 That was her.
23:36 H. Foley? What Cutie Patootie?
23:36 Speaker 01 Oh, Cutie Patootie. Anytime a kid was on the show, you have a kid, "I have Cutie Patootie."
23:40 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:40 Speaker 01 She made that mainstream.
23:41 Speaker 02 She grew up across the street from my mom. Yeah, my mom drove her to the comedy show that she got discovered at.
23:47 Speaker 01 Oh, you're a scumbag.
23:47 H. Foley? What?
23:48 Speaker 02 I swear. I swear.
23:49 Speaker 01 That is Long Island lore.
23:50 H. Foley? She really owes her a couple bucks.
23:51 Speaker 02 It's like my mom's just been telling the story. Rosie's like, "Who?" But she actually did grow up across the street from her and it was fun to go to her show because there was always like toys around. There was like bobble heads and...
24:02 H. Foley? Did you have to go backstage and stuff like that?
24:03 Speaker 02 I met her a couple times, yeah.
24:04 Speaker 01 That's big.
24:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, that was, I'm trying to think of...
24:06 Speaker 01 That's huge.
24:07 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:08 H. Foley? That's actually classy because if my family would have had access to that, they would have abused it to no end.
24:12 Speaker 02 We went a few ti- yeah, I think we went like maybe three or four times, which is like kind of a lot.
24:17 H. Foley? No.
24:18 Speaker 02 No, it's not?
24:19 H. Foley? Not compared with a real girl.
24:19 Speaker 02 No, a thousand percent it's not.
24:21 H. Foley? We'd have been moving in there. I would have been ordering things on...
24:24 Speaker 01 Rosie and me!
24:24 H. Foley? Yeah.
24:25 Speaker 02 Right, right, right.
24:26 H. Foley? Showing up there without my parents and stuff like that. I'm gonna hang out.
24:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:29 H. Foley? You guys get lunch yet?
24:30 Speaker 02 You're in the green room, smoking a cigarette?
24:32 H. Foley? Yeah.
24:33 Speaker 02 Um, and I think...
24:35 Speaker 01 That's great.
24:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, Billy Joel once, I met him.
24:37 H. Foley? What?
24:38 Speaker 02 At a charity thing. I don't remember.
24:40 H. Foley? Really?
24:40 Speaker 01 As a kid?
24:41 Speaker 02 No, I was a ki- I was like, uh, I was in high school.
24:44 H. Foley? You met Billy Joel?
24:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:46 Speaker 01 Who's a...
24:46 H. Foley? These are big.
24:46 Speaker 02 I love Billy Joel, by the way, which is very Long Island to do. But you guys prob- do you guys like Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen better?
24:53 Speaker 01 I'm Billy.
24:54 Speaker 02 You're Billy all the time?
24:54 Speaker 01 I'm not a Bruce guy.
24:58 Speaker 02 I don't, I know there's...
24:58 Speaker 01 I respect the guy.
24:59 H. Foley? No, I respect the boss, but as far as
25:04 H. Foley? less
25:07 H. Foley? fluff? I'm Billy. There's a lot of Bruce Springsteen songs that, that people are like chanting and singing that I'm like, "This is not gonna..."
25:14 Speaker 01 I got it.
25:15 Speaker 02 Totally.
25:15 Speaker 01 Uh, Billy puts out hits.
25:17 H. Foley? Yes.
25:17 Speaker 01 Hits.
25:18 Speaker 02 Billy's a hitter.
25:19 H. Foley? Yes.
25:19 Speaker 02 There's something, there's something sinister about him as well, deep down.
25:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, he'll drive into the front of your house if you live in Long Island.
25:25 Speaker 02 He'll literally crash his car into your front door.
25:26 Speaker 01 He will drive right into the living room.
25:28 Speaker 02 That's how I met him.
25:31 Speaker 02 He keeps flying through the, the window.
25:32 H. Foley? What the hell, Billy?
25:33 Speaker 01 I told you to not honk.
25:35 H. Foley? Is that a Liberty?
25:38 Speaker 01 You've met a lot of, you know, you've been quite successful. Who's the most famous person you met? I mean, Billy Joel's up there, but as an adult.
25:44 H. Foley? That's the most impressive answer we've ever gotten off that question.
25:47 Speaker 02 Really?
25:47 Speaker 01 We had one president.
25:48 Speaker 02 What are other people saying?
25:49 Speaker 01 Somebody had a president.
25:50 Speaker 02 President?
25:50 Speaker 01 Somebody told him to get away from the car or something like that. Get away from my car.
25:54 H. Foley? No, no.
25:54 Speaker 02 Is that meeting?
25:55 H. Foley? No, it was Ross Perot, presidential candidate. I can't remember who that was.
26:00 Speaker 01 Johnny Pemberton.
26:00 H. Foley? Johnny Pemberton.
26:01 Speaker 02 It's so funny to be like, I met this guy and he was yelling at me.
26:04 Speaker 01 He yelled at me to get away from the car.
26:05 H. Foley? Get away from the car, kid.
26:07 Speaker 01 But who's the most famous person you've met as an adult, since you've been famous?
26:11 Speaker 02 I think, I'm trying to think of like who's, I feel like I've met a lot of people where I'm just like, that was crazy. I never met Oprah, no. I met Leo.
26:20 Speaker 01 You met Leo?
26:20 Speaker 02 Leo's cool.
26:21 H. Foley? What?
26:22 Speaker 02 Yeah. Leo's really cool and chill.
26:24 H. Foley? Where'd you meet him?
26:25 Speaker 02 He, um, I went to the after-party for the, one of the anniversaries of Saturday Night Live. And he was there and he was cool and chill and normal. Like so normal, he was like, I'm Leo. It's like, no, a thousand percent, I know.
26:41 Speaker 02 Really like cool guy.
26:42 Speaker 01 There, I'm Leo.
26:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:43 H. Foley? Wow. I'd be using Leonardo. Hi, I'm Leonardo.
26:46 Speaker 02 Totally.
26:47 H. Foley? DiCaprio.
26:47 Speaker 01 A new, a new, uh, a new realization.
26:53 Speaker 01 As Foley is Johnny Drama from Entourage.
26:56 Speaker 02 I never saw Entourage.
26:57 Speaker 01 Whoa. You are Queens.
26:59 Speaker 02 Can you explain, can you explain, um, who Johnny Drama is?
27:03 Speaker 01 Do you know Mark Wahlberg?
27:04 Speaker 02 Of course I know Mark Wahlberg.
27:06 Speaker 01 Do you know Donnie Wahlberg?
27:07 Speaker 02 Marky Mark. Yes, of course.
27:08 Speaker 01 Donnie Wahlberg would be the, he's a cartoon version of like, he tries really hard to be cool and famous.
27:14 H. Foley? Which is an unfair comparison now because he's had a long-running stint on Blue Bloods.
27:19 Speaker 01 Very true.
27:20 Speaker 02 Wow. Blue Bloods?
27:21 H. Foley? Dramatic actor.
27:21 Speaker 02 Freaking love that.
27:22 Speaker 01 Your mom probably loves Blue Bloods.
27:23 Speaker 02 Oh, I'm sure. My mom named me after someone on a soap opera, so I'm sure my mom loved it. Um, General Hospital.
27:29 H. Foley? Your mom still watches General Hospital?
27:30 Speaker 02 She, she watched General Hospital when I, when she was like pregnant with me and she was like, I love this girl.
27:36 Speaker 01 What character do you know?
27:37 Speaker 02 Carly.
27:38 H. Foley? I don't know Carly.
27:39 Speaker 01 You got a picture?
27:39 H. Foley? Carly Corintos?
27:41 Speaker 02 Yes.
27:42 Speaker 01 Was that the character's name?
27:43 Speaker 02 Well, they switch, they switch, you know, soap operas, they like, they switch the actresses randomly. It's like you love an actress and then it's like a new girl the next day and they don't explain it.
27:52 Speaker 01 Fictional character.
27:54 Speaker 02 Yeah. So it would be the person that-
27:55 Speaker 01 It's played by four, wait, one, two, three, four, five, six different people. Holy shit.
28:02 Speaker 02 I've tried to figure out which Carly-
28:03 Speaker 01 What year were you born?
28:05 Speaker 02 1990.
28:07 Speaker 01 1990.
28:10 Speaker 01 That doesn't make any sense. She came out in 96. So she lied to you?
28:14 Speaker 02 No, maybe that actress.
28:16 H. Foley? Yeah.
28:17 Speaker 01 Duration of the character.
28:18 H. Foley? Really?
28:19 Speaker 01 1996.
28:20 Speaker 02 It had to have been General Hospital.
28:21 H. Foley? Whoa.
28:22 Speaker 02 She always says it.
28:23 Speaker 01 She might have made it up.
28:24 Speaker 02 Cause I thought it was Car- really?
28:26 Speaker 01 I don't know. We're finding this out in real time.
28:28 Speaker 02 I wanna call her. Uh, hey.
28:30 Speaker 01 The character?
28:31 Speaker 02 I just found out that's like not my real family.
28:37 Speaker 02 Like somebody, my mom like took me at the grocery store and then it's like, just we'll tell her it's from General Hospital.
28:42 H. Foley? You're actually a 60-year-old woman from the south?
28:44 Speaker 01 You are probably Aunt Carly. You're an older, you're an older Long Island woman.
28:48 Speaker 02 Yeah. Oh my god.
28:51 Speaker 01 First appearance, 1996.
28:53 H. Foley? What the? Maybe it's, it's gotta be a different, it's gotta be a different Carly on the show.
28:59 Speaker 01 It could be.
29:00 Speaker 02 Well, if, this character came out on General Hospital in 96. Cause I asked her once, I was like, what is it? Like Carly Simon? She said, no, the girl from General Hospital from the soap operas.
29:10 H. Foley? Do you remember them calling you by your name from age zero to six? Maybe they didn't name you until you were like six or seven. You wouldn't remember that.
29:16 Speaker 02 It's like a puppy. You're like, I don't know, it'll come to me.
29:18 H. Foley? They just said, hey you.
29:19 Speaker 01 Oh, you could be Carly Spencer.
29:20 H. Foley? Ah, Carly Spencer.
29:22 Speaker 02 Guys.
29:23 Speaker 01 I really hope, I really hope her Carly Spencer.
29:27 Speaker 02 When was she, um, when was she there?
29:29 H. Foley? Is that Heather Thomas or Heather Black there?
29:33 Speaker 01 No.
29:33 Speaker 02 I feel like soap operas are still popular, but it's the people that's, that were watching them in the 80s.
29:38 H. Foley? For sure.
29:39 Speaker 02 Really? So am I younger than I thought?
29:44 Speaker 02 My mom forgot what year I was born.
29:45 H. Foley? Wait, what's this one?
29:47 Speaker 01 Same, 96.
29:48 Speaker 02 It's the same one.
29:49 H. Foley? What if it was a one-off character? She was only on the show for one, for one.
29:52 Speaker 01 Delivery person or something.
29:54 H. Foley? I just liked the vibe. I don't know.
29:56 Speaker 02 I'm losing it.
29:58 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
29:59 Speaker 02 And I've been telling people this since I found it out. I've been like, I'm named after the girl from General Hospital. So she wasn't even on the show?
30:05 H. Foley? The girl, there's multiple Carlys on the show. You can't say that.
30:08 Speaker 02 That's it.
30:08 H. Foley? Yeah.
30:09 Speaker 02 Ellen, your time's up. Time to tell the truth.
30:14 H. Foley? That's your mom's name, Ellen?
30:15 Speaker 02 Ellen.
30:16 H. Foley? Oh, I love that.
30:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
30:17 H. Foley? Wow.
30:18 Speaker 01 That's great.
30:18 Speaker 02 It's a mom name.
30:19 Speaker 01 It is a very mom name.
30:20 Speaker 02 I think I've met like two younger Ellens.
30:22 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's a tough one.
30:23 H. Foley? Do you guys have a family group?
30:24 Speaker 02 It's a tough one.
30:24 Speaker 01 No, I'm saying to be a little Ellen.
30:26 Speaker 02 What's her name, Ellen?
30:29 H. Foley? Do you guys have a family group chat?
30:30 Speaker 02 No.
30:31 H. Foley? Really?
30:31 Speaker 02 No, no, no.
30:33 H. Foley? Okay.
30:33 Speaker 01 I would have pegged you for it.
30:34 Speaker 02 My parents are like...
30:36 Speaker 01 Your parents are still together, right? Your mom and your dad are together, yeah.
30:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
30:39 Speaker 01 Do your dad have Instagram?
30:40 Speaker 02 No, my dad doesn't...
30:41 Speaker 01 Your dad used to be all over your Instagram.
30:42 Speaker 02 I've posted them on Instagram before. They're wacky doodle... It's wacky doodle time, which I love them.
30:46 Speaker 01 Yeah, they're a whack pack.
30:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, they've been together for like 50 years, which is crazy. They met at a Modell's.
30:51 Speaker 01 Who knows, they might be lying about that too.
30:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
30:53 H. Foley? They met at a Modell's?
30:54 Speaker 02 They met at a Modell's.
30:55 H. Foley? Wait, they...
30:55 Speaker 01 Gotta go to Modell's.
30:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, gotta go to Modell's.
30:58 Speaker 01 They didn't meet 50 years ago. 50? Maybe they met, but gotta go to Modell's.
31:02 Speaker 02 They met 50 years ago. Or they've been married for...
31:05 Speaker 01 What year did Modell's open up?
31:07 Speaker 02 Honestly, let's...
31:08 H. Foley? 1996.
31:09 Speaker 02 Let's get them on the horn.
31:10 H. Foley? 1996.
31:12 Speaker 02 I feel like my mom lied. Let's see. Imagine, Modell's didn't open until 2007.
31:18 H. Foley? No, I... The reason we walked... That was at Dick's we walked out of, and they had the history of it.
31:21 Speaker 01 Yeah.
31:22 Speaker 03 I mean, the first one was 1889 in Lower Manhattan.
31:24 Speaker 02 Perfect.
31:24 Speaker 01 Damn! 1889, Lower Manhattan.
31:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
31:27 H. Foley? Whoa!
31:27 Speaker 01 How old are your parents?
31:28 Speaker 02 They've been together for a million years.
31:30 Speaker 01 Okay.
31:30 H. Foley? 18... A sports store, 1886?
31:33 Speaker 01 Were they shopping there?
31:33 Speaker 02 It wasn't a sports store at the time. It was like a Sears. It was like a department store. They had everything. Yeah, they had everything over there. Apparently, and you could get a man over there too.
31:42 Speaker 01 Like a...
31:43 Speaker 02 Which is crazy.
31:44 Speaker 01 It was like a Woolworth's.
31:45 Speaker 02 Yeah. I always tell them, I'm like, "You met one person like at Modell's and then you married."
31:49 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
31:50 Speaker 02 Like, "You guys got married after you met at Modell's?" It's crazy.
31:52 Speaker 01 They were young then, right?
31:53 H. Foley? You don't make the first purchase in the mall, you keep walking around.
31:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
31:56 H. Foley? But it all worked out.
31:57 Speaker 02 Gotta shop the store!
31:58 H. Foley? Yeah.
31:59 Speaker 02 But, yeah, it all worked out.
32:00 H. Foley? That's cute, I like that.
32:01 Speaker 01 Okay.
32:02 Speaker 02 But, yeah.
32:02 Speaker 01 Huh.
32:03 H. Foley? I also liked that they had to explain the story a little bit, like when parents have to explain. "Well, it wasn't at Modell's then, it was different."
32:08 Speaker 01 It was actually a whole, a whole department store.
32:10 Speaker 02 It was like a Sears.
32:11 H. Foley? It was like a Sears.
32:11 Speaker 01 I like a Sears.
32:12 H. Foley? Then you gotta explain what Sears was.
32:13 Speaker 01 You gotta wannamakers.
32:15 Speaker 02 Oh, I love the Sears catalog? Forget it.
32:18 H. Foley? Hitting the toys?
32:19 Speaker 01 You a Shark Tank gal?
32:21 Speaker 02 Pfft, please. I love Shark Tank.
32:24 H. Foley? And that's why...
32:24 Speaker 02 Let me in the tank! Guys, for that reason, I'm out.
32:27 Speaker 01 Who's your favorite? Your mom lied about your name, and for that reason, I'm out.
32:31 Speaker 02 Right.
32:32 H. Foley? What do you watch now?
32:33 Speaker 02 Eeeeh, really long.
32:34 H. Foley? When you're sitting on the couch watching TV, what do you watch?
32:37 Speaker 02 I love Shark Tank. I haven't seen the, like, I haven't been watching recent episodes, but you know, they replay it all day. And so I feel like a lot of the episodes I've seen, it's like before Mark left.
32:47 Speaker 01 Of course.
32:48 Speaker 02 Because Mark is my baby boy. I love him.
32:49 Speaker 01 Shout out. I was a big fan of Mark. He shoots you straight on air.
32:52 H. Foley? Yeah.
32:53 Speaker 01 And he left.
32:54 Speaker 02 I know I haven't seen any since he left.
32:56 H. Foley? He was a real linchpin of that show.
32:57 Speaker 01 He was. This is a...
32:59 Speaker 02 He was the richest one on the whole show.
33:00 H. Foley? Is that true?
33:01 Speaker 02 Yeah. He's like a, he's got a B. He's a billionaire with a B.
33:04 Speaker 01 Bill. Those other guy, a couple hundred million. That's peanuts.
33:07 Speaker 02 Yeah.
33:08 H. Foley? Somebody just became a trillionaire. I don't know who it was.
33:09 Speaker 01 Elon.
33:10 H. Foley? I thought it was Terrell Owens.
33:12 Speaker 01 That motherfucker's broke. Um, yeah, big, big Shark Tank guy. Okay.
33:18 Speaker 02 Who would you, uh, who would you want to go with if everyone gave you an offer?
33:22 Speaker 01 Depends on what kind of product it's a...
33:24 Speaker 02 I play this when I go to...
33:24 Speaker 01 If I'm getting in a retail, if I'm getting in the fashion industry, I'm going with my boy Damon John. Shout out to FUBU.
33:28 Speaker 02 Shout out to FUBU.
33:29 Speaker 01 If I have a consumer product that's going direct to customers, probably going Lori.
33:33 Speaker 02 I was gonna say.
33:34 Speaker 01 Big fan of Lori.
33:35 Speaker 02 Almost like, it depends on the fashion too, because Lori could sell, those things are selling like hotcakes over there on QVC.
33:40 Speaker 01 If I'm selling to broads, I'm going Lori.
33:42 H. Foley? I like Lori.
33:42 Speaker 02 Yeah. You gotta love Lori.
33:44 Speaker 01 She's always got a nice set of pumps on her.
33:45 H. Foley? I would go, I would go with Cuban.
33:46 Speaker 02 Her heels are so high.
33:48 Speaker 01 Yeah.
33:49 Speaker 02 She's reaching for the stars.
33:50 Speaker 01 I like Robert too. Oh my god. Interesting.
33:54 Speaker 02 I love Robert too. He's, I love him.
33:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, he's great.
33:57 Speaker 02 They're all good. I like, um, I would say Mark Cuban would be my number one.
34:02 H. Foley? Yeah, you go with Cuban.
34:02 Speaker 02 I gotta love, you gotta love Barbara Corcoran.
34:04 Speaker 01 Who don't love her?
34:05 Speaker 02 She's a wacky doodle.
34:06 Speaker 01 She's in like, you know, they air it out. She's a bit of a freak, Dave.
34:10 Speaker 02 Oh, she's a freak.
34:10 Speaker 01 She's an old school cougar.
34:12 Speaker 02 Oh, she's freaky.
34:12 Speaker 01 Somebody will come out shirtless and she'll be like, "Honey, I want to give you the deal and I don't need the business."
34:17 Speaker 02 Yeah. She'll be like, "I'll give you triple what you asked for."
34:20 Speaker 01 Yeah.
34:21 Speaker 02 There was a guy who was selling like macaroni and cheese on Shark Tank, like a...
34:25 H. Foley? I remember this.
34:25 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:26 H. Foley? Yeah.
34:26 Speaker 02 Barbara's like...
34:27 Speaker 01 It was Vol'whe.
34:30 Speaker 01 One thing of Velveeta shells and cheese.
34:35 H. Foley? Hello, shits. I'm in Sharks. I'm watching it.
34:39 Speaker 02 But Barbara gave him a deal, because he was like a hottie. He was like a hot guy with macaroni and cheese guy. And she was like, "I'll give you whatever you're asking for." I love her. I love that lady.
34:48 Speaker 01 I love her.
34:49 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:49 H. Foley? I would go with Cuban, because I think whatever I'd be offering would be like, not cheap, but it'd be gimmicky. You know, we'd be selling like shrimp po' boys or something like that.
34:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:57 H. Foley? Mr. Shrimpy's.
34:59 Speaker 01 Seems like you got this thought out of him.
35:01 Speaker 02 Mr. Shrimpy's, you knew the name, too.
35:03 Speaker 01 We'd have three locations. We'd start off with a food truck, obviously. Build that brand recognition.
35:08 Speaker 02 Of course.
35:09 H. Foley? What's your annual sales now? A little under negative a hundred thousand?
35:12 Speaker 02 Oh, I love when they're in the negative. And they start doing that, because they're so good at math, all these people.
35:18 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
35:18 Speaker 02 The sharks are like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's backtrack here."
35:21 Speaker 01 You see them like, "Close the book, and this guy stinks."
35:24 Speaker 02 They flipped that, they ripped the cage.
35:26 H. Foley? You want to sell me 5% for $6 million and you have negative revenue?
35:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:32 Speaker 01 Huh, okay.
35:33 H. Foley? Anybody in the family drink Heineken?
35:36 Speaker 02 No.
35:37 Speaker 01 You do, are you off the sauce? You drinking a little bit or no?
35:40 Speaker 02 I drink, yeah.
35:40 Speaker 01 What do you do, wine, a beer?
35:41 Speaker 02 I love a beer. I'm usually beer. I'm usually beer, but if I'm like, you know, if I'm eating and it like makes sense to have wine, if I'm eating fish, I'm white wine, or like steak, red wine. But I'm usually like a beer. That's the only rules I know.
35:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, how you get that?
35:57 Speaker 02 I've learned that from wine people. They're like, "You can't have beer and steak, it's weird."
36:01 H. Foley? That's not true.
36:02 Speaker 02 What is?
36:02 H. Foley? Steak and a beer?
36:03 Speaker 02 Exactly. This guy's, he's giving me the thumbs up. I can do it.
36:05 Speaker 01 He's our, he grew up rich kid, he knows all the stuff.
36:07 Speaker 02 He grew up rich? That's sick.
36:09 H. Foley? Look at him nodding his head, little brick.
36:11 Speaker 02 Good for him.
36:11 H. Foley? You're not supposed to say that, you're supposed to say, "Well, we did alright."
36:14 Speaker 02 No, but it's good to be honest about it. Because that's when people start going, "This guy's lying about, he grew up rich," and then they lie about it. So it's good to, it's good to be honest, good for him.
36:23 H. Foley? The homies know.
36:24 Speaker 01 They know.
36:24 Speaker 02 And if he says,
36:26 Speaker 01 He's new guy Luke.
36:26 Speaker 02 "You could drink beer and have like steak, and I'll do whatever I want, I'll have everybody call him."
36:31 H. Foley? The one good thing about the Dempseys, which is Luke's family, there's not just cash there, there's class and hard work and-
36:40 Speaker 02 And grit.
36:41 H. Foley? They're very well grounded, they're very well adjusted people.
36:44 Speaker 02 Love that.
36:44 H. Foley? Yes.
36:45 Speaker 02 Good for them.
36:46 Speaker 01 It sounds like you're trying to get in a will, if I'm being honest with you. They're well adjusted, good, caring.
36:51 Speaker 02 And they're like a family to me.
36:53 Speaker 01 Yes. I've always said.
36:55 Speaker 02 I've always felt like a son to.
36:57 H. Foley? So do you, mom, dad? I'll see you this Thanksgiving.
37:01 Speaker 01 Uh huh, okay, let's see.
37:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, but I'm usually a beer. I love a Guinness.
37:06 Speaker 01 What?
37:07 Speaker 02 Love a Guinness.
37:08 H. Foley? You love a Guinness? How many Guinnesses do you have?
37:11 Speaker 02 Depends. Guinness is like, everybody thinks Guinness is heavy, it's not.
37:15 Speaker 01 It's a dirtbag fact, yeah.
37:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's like, it's like the low calorie.
37:19 H. Foley? Unless your calories in a Michelob.
37:20 Speaker 02 I wasn't gonna say anything about the calories, but it's not heavy. People think because it's so dark, they're like, why would you drink that? It's like, it's, it's light.
37:27 H. Foley? I know. It's all nitrogen.
37:30 Speaker 02 This episode is brought to you by Guinness.
37:32 Speaker 01 No, it's not. It's garage beer. And garage beer only.
37:35 Speaker 02 Um, I'm trying to think of what else. I would say Guinness. I like a Corona, Modelo, Pacifico.
37:43 H. Foley? Aunt Carly.
37:43 Speaker 01 Aunt Carly.
37:44 H. Foley? Yeah.
37:44 Speaker 02 Yeah. Is that Aunt Vibes?
37:47 H. Foley? Yeah.
37:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
37:48 Speaker 02 Really?
37:48 Speaker 01 I bet Corona.
37:49 Speaker 02 I love just like a little Corona with like a lot of lime.
37:52 Speaker 01 Yeah. You doing a vape?
37:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
37:54 Speaker 01 You have a ciggy at all? You used to be a ciggy gal.
37:56 Speaker 02 Oh, I love a ciggy. I love a ciggy, yeah.
37:57 H. Foley? You have a ciggy every once in a while?
37:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
37:59 Speaker 01 Do you keep a pack and you'll go to the pack? Or do you, I think I might have, or you might do a pack?
38:04 Speaker 02 My whole freezer is cigarettes from, from other parts of the world.
38:07 H. Foley? No.
38:08 Speaker 02 I go, when I travel, I get a carton. So I have like, yeah, I get a carton at the airport. And then I put them and you freeze them. And you freeze them. Yeah, cuz, so that, that I have like a million packs. So I have ones from France, Italy, Spain, Japan. I have all the cigarettes in my freezer. There's no food in there.
38:25 H. Foley? Huh.
38:26 Speaker 02 And it keeps them fresh. They don't like freeze, but it keeps them fresh. Are you guys mad at me?
38:34 Speaker 02 Cuz everyone's looking, after I said the Guinness thing, like it got weird.
38:37 H. Foley? No, no, no, no.
38:38 Speaker 02 The energy what shifted.
38:40 H. Foley? Guinness was fine. Cigarettes are fine.
38:42 Speaker 01 Hey, I have a pack I'll give you.
38:44 Speaker 02 I love a skinny cig.
38:46 Speaker 01 You do?
38:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:47 H. Foley? Like a Capri?
38:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:48 Speaker 01 Cuz you're Aunt Trish.
38:49 Speaker 02 The ones that they got over there. Yeah, Aunt Trish.
38:50 H. Foley? You're Aunt Trish.
38:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's my destiny.
38:53 Speaker 01 Also, you're all two hands to drink that water. I don't know if you picked up on that. You were drinking it like a little otter.
38:59 Speaker 02 Oh.
39:02 Speaker 01 Oh, thank you.
39:03 Speaker 02 Thank you.
39:04 H. Foley? Um, I would have to assume the fridge and the freezer is extremely well cleaned and organized. Is that right?
39:11 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:11 Speaker 01 Are you renting or do you own?
39:12 Speaker 02 I'm renting.
39:13 Speaker 01 You're renting?
39:13 Speaker 02 Yeah. So I got, I feel like my freezer's a lot of cigs and ice pops.
39:19 H. Foley? Ice pops?
39:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:20 H. Foley? Outshine bars?
39:21 Speaker 02 Love Outshine. Good, I love that. Really? What do you got? You got the little dove ones? Those are good.
39:30 H. Foley? He's not doing that well.
39:31 Speaker 02 The doves, the doves are good. They're like this big though. You have to have like seven.
39:34 H. Foley? Yeah. I'm in a transitional period right now, so I don't really have the freezer stock.
39:37 Speaker 02 You don't have freezer, you don't have freezer.
39:39 Speaker 01 He does have a freezer.
39:41 Speaker 02 No freezer.
39:41 H. Foley? I have, no.
39:43 Speaker 02 Okay, we'll get you a freezer.
39:44 H. Foley? Mostly freezer, freezer burning.
39:45 Speaker 02 Freezer burn.
39:46 Speaker 01 Even that was in. We'll get you a freezer.
39:48 Speaker 02 We'll get you a freezer.
39:48 Speaker 01 I think Uncle Donnie's getting rid of one.
39:50 H. Foley? We'll start you with a fridge. We'll start you with a fridge right now. We'll get you that. We'll get you a bed.
39:55 Speaker 01 Get you back on your feet a little bit. If you start dancing in a cage, your mom will take you in.
40:00 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. Literally call my parents. They'll take you in.
40:03 H. Foley? I love it.
40:04 Speaker 01 Heard dad coming in on your new boots.
40:06 Speaker 02 Love, yeah.
40:07 Speaker 01 He'll take you in.
40:08 Speaker 02 My dad watches the potty. He loves it.
40:11 H. Foley? Shout out to you.
40:12 Speaker 01 What's your dad's name?
40:13 Speaker 02 His name's Nat.
40:14 Speaker 01 Shout out Nat.
40:14 H. Foley? Thank you, sir.
40:15 Speaker 01 What's that shirt for?
40:17 Speaker 02 He, that's just what he, that's what he, well, his first name is Joseph, but he goes by Nat. He always has.
40:22 H. Foley? Talking about our kind of guy.
40:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
40:24 H. Foley? I like that.
40:24 Speaker 01 I'm going by Nat. Don't ask any more questions. Carly. It's Nat.
40:27 H. Foley? What was the last vacation you went on?
40:30 Speaker 02 The last vacation I went on was...
40:33 H. Foley? And you like nice things?
40:34 Speaker 02 To Barcelona.
40:35 Speaker 01 And who are you going there with?
40:36 Speaker 02 Barcelona.
40:36 Speaker 01 Always running around somewhere.
40:37 Speaker 02 That I went for a wedding. Yeah. Loved it. Love Barcelona.
40:41 Speaker 01 Childhood friends?
40:42 Speaker 02 Uh, my cousin was getting married. Yeah. And I brought my best friend as like my plus one.
40:48 H. Foley? Wow.
40:48 Speaker 02 Because, yeah.
40:49 H. Foley? Did mom and dad go?
40:50 Speaker 02 My mom went.
40:51 H. Foley? Very nice.
40:51 Speaker 02 My mom doesn't like, my parents just started traveling like last year or two years ago. So they're not used to it yet. And I don't know if my dad was like really...
41:02 H. Foley? Spain.
41:03 Speaker 02 He's not a travel guy.
41:04 Speaker 01 I ain't going to Spain.
41:05 Speaker 02 They want to stay nearby.
41:06 H. Foley? Yeah.
41:06 Speaker 02 You know? Um, but my mom went.
41:09 Speaker 01 So New York in them?
41:09 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:10 H. Foley? A lot of those guys I found out, and I have it too. Like I asked my dad about like, you know, when he doesn't like go to... They always worry about if they get sick over there. They gotta go to a foreign hospital or something like that.
41:19 Speaker 02 Really?
41:19 H. Foley? That's what they're worried about. Yeah.
41:21 Speaker 02 Interesting.
41:21 H. Foley? I got my doctors here.
41:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. That's so funny to like not go on vacation because of that. It's like, what if I get sick? It's like, I don't know, can you, can you not get sick for one week?
41:31 H. Foley? But I get that, I get that.
41:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:33 Speaker 01 In a tropical resort.
41:34 Speaker 02 Right, yeah, like, I think it's fine.
41:35 H. Foley? I wouldn't want to die in a hospital in another country, I don't know why.
41:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, of course. I mean, it's not ideal.
41:40 H. Foley? It would suck.
41:41 Speaker 02 To be fair. But it's better to like not get sick, but I guess you can't control it. Especially, guys, there's a new bacteria every other day that's killing people.
41:47 H. Foley? Upright side is bad.
41:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, what's going on up there? That's why I don't go up there. Who the fuck goes to the upper east side? That's what you get for living up there.
41:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:54 Speaker 01 Oh, moving to a rest of Manhattan like a normal person.
41:56 Speaker 02 You guys are in the boonies. You're in the boonies.
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43:58 Speaker 01 Uh, I got something. Say you're coming over to my house, I invite you over, right? Or, you know, we're cooking dinner, something like that. What are you bringing to the house?
44:06 Speaker 02 Interesting, well, I would ask.
44:08 Speaker 01 You would ask?
44:09 Speaker 02 Is there anything? What should I bring?
44:11 Speaker 01 And I'd say nothing.
44:12 Speaker 02 If you say nothing, I would bring a nice, if you drink, I would bring a nice bottle of alcohol.
44:18 Speaker 01 Maybe a couple of Japanese cigarettes.
44:20 Speaker 02 I think there's like a certain, yeah, a couple of Japanese cigarettes. But I think there's a certain etiquette, right? You don't want to, you don't want to bring something that's going to like put someone out. You don't want to be like, heat this up in your oven. It's like, I already got enough shit going on.
44:34 Speaker 01 You don't want to bring a task.
44:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's like, hey, you have to cook this. It's like, what? I didn't ask you to bring this.
44:40 H. Foley? I brought some buffalo dip.
44:41 Speaker 02 I think it's nice to bring a dessert. A dessert or a dip that nobody has to, it doesn't need to be refrigerated, doesn't need to be cooked, it's fine. Like a little appetizer, yeah. I make a good dip.
44:53 Speaker 01 What kind of dip?
44:54 Speaker 02 Dirty martini dip.
44:55 Speaker 01 What the heck is even that?
44:57 Speaker 02 It's good. I'll make it next time, I'll bring cigarettes and dip. That's all I got to offer. I don't have dental.
45:05 H. Foley? You don't have dental still?
45:06 Speaker 02 No, I don't have dental.
45:08 Speaker 01 Dirty martini dip has all the flavors of a classic cocktail and a creamy dip that's packed with flavors of blue cheese and olives. Perfect for dipping pretzels, crackers, or any of your favorite dippers.
45:17 H. Foley? I love a dip that goes with a pretzel.
45:20 Speaker 02 I love a pita chip, too. It's the best one.
45:23 Speaker 01 You're not wrong. Well, you'll need cream cheese, sour cream, blue cheese, pimento stuffed olives, seasonings.
45:29 Speaker 02 And brine. You need the martini brine in it. You can put a little splash, I guess, if you're getting crazy.
45:35 H. Foley? No, I don't want that.
45:37 Speaker 02 Okay.
45:38 Speaker 01 Okay, we're moving on.
45:39 Speaker 02 No, me neither.
45:40 Speaker 01 That was kind of your idea.
45:43 Speaker 01 Okay, wow, that's a fancy dirtbag dip.
45:46 Speaker 02 It's an easy peasy dip. Easy peasy one, two, three.
45:49 H. Foley? We had an etiquette coach on here and she said something very similar.
45:52 Speaker 02 What'd she say?
45:53 H. Foley? She said, "Don't bring, don't assume, like, don't bring something that might clash with the meal."
45:58 Speaker 02 Interesting. See, that would clash with a lot of stuff.
46:01 H. Foley? No, no, no.
46:02 Speaker 02 That's a party dip.
46:03 Speaker 01 But that's the beginning.
46:04 H. Foley? No, no, yeah, not at all.
46:05 Speaker 01 Hey, that's, people are coming, that's, that's the, what, a cocktail hour?
46:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, like a little appetizer.
46:10 H. Foley? Yeah.
46:10 Speaker 01 Appetizer?
46:11 Speaker 02 Well, love appetizer.
46:12 H. Foley? They're not serving that with the dinner.
46:14 Speaker 02 No, no, no.
46:15 H. Foley? Yeah.
46:15 Speaker 02 That's like a little snack beforehand.
46:17 H. Foley? Yeah.
46:18 Speaker 02 But I think it's easiest to bring dessert.
46:20 Speaker 01 Yeah. Good.
46:21 H. Foley? What would it be? A little bakery out in Brooklyn?
46:23 Speaker 02 Yeah. I, I wouldn't bake. I wouldn't bake. I can bake, but I can bake like banana bread. I can make like banana bread.
46:30 H. Foley? Unless you're really good, I think the days of bake, baking something and bringing it over to somebody else's house is gone.
46:37 Speaker 02 It's like, leave it to the bakeries.
46:39 H. Foley? Yeah.
46:40 Speaker 02 Let's keep those guys in business.
46:41 H. Foley? Christmas cookies is different.
46:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:44 H. Foley? Christmas cookies.
46:44 Speaker 01 That's how you're answering. Hey, let's leave it to the bakeries.
46:47 Speaker 02 Let's leave it to the pros.
46:48 Speaker 01 Um, okay.
46:49 H. Foley? Buddy from Cake Boss knows how to do it.
46:51 Speaker 01 Yeah. Got out the buddy.
46:52 H. Foley? Got it, cool.
46:53 Speaker 01 Um, hmm. If you're ordering, uh, you're at a restaurant, you're ordering from the menu, will you point at the menu? Like, "Oh, I'll do the chicken parmigiana."
47:00 Speaker 02 And show it?
47:02 Speaker 01 Or do you have it memorized? Yeah, not like, show it, but like...
47:05 H. Foley? Kevin's the waiter.
47:06 Speaker 02 Okay.
47:06 H. Foley? I'll do the chicken parmigiana.
47:07 Speaker 02 Oh, I don't know. I don't think so.
47:11 Speaker 01 Well, do you have it?
47:11 Speaker 02 Maybe I do, maybe I do, now that I think about it.
47:14 Speaker 01 I do.
47:14 Speaker 02 Cause to just like speak to the person and not like, cause I think I would forget. I would get flustered.
47:20 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
47:20 Speaker 02 I could be prepared, but I'm like, this is, I would like this, this, and this, but I gotta point to it. I gotta remind myself what I want, cause then I forget something.
47:28 H. Foley? If I don't know how to say it, like, if I can't pronounce the word, I'll start, if it's chicken mausolino or something like that, I'll do the chicken, uh, and then...
47:36 Speaker 01 And just point to it.
47:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:37 Speaker 01 The chicken...
47:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:39 Speaker 01 That, or if, and you go, "Oh, I'll do, whatever, I'll do the chicken mausoleum."
47:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:45 Speaker 01 Right? And they, if they have a backup, I keep it open in case they have a backup question.
47:49 Speaker 02 Totally.
47:50 Speaker 01 With the schmooj, and I gotta go, I can, I can reference.
47:53 H. Foley? Nah, just with cheese, please.
47:54 Speaker 01 Do I panic?
47:55 H. Foley? No ketchup.
47:56 Speaker 02 Nah, I don't want anymore.
47:58 Speaker 01 Never mind, water's fine for me.
47:59 Speaker 02 Can I have my menu back? I'm scared.
48:01 Speaker 01 I'll do the martini dip.
48:03 Speaker 02 I'll just take the check.
48:06 Speaker 02 No, it's like, it is very scary. It is very scary.
48:10 Speaker 01 I got, I got bad anxiety.
48:11 Speaker 02 And they always do have a follow-up question. I never thought about that. They're like, is that what the capers? I'm like, I don't know, you guys are making it.
48:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, you tell me, guy.
48:19 H. Foley? What's that with the Roman enough sauce, whatever it is?
48:21 Speaker 02 Yeah.
48:23 H. Foley? Are you prone to mosquito bites?
48:25 Speaker 02 Am I prone to mosquito bites? I'm not one of those people that's like, they love me, you know?
48:30 Speaker 01 Is something in my blood? I got that sweet blood.
48:33 H. Foley? That's exactly what I was looking for.
48:34 Speaker 02 My mom, I guess I'm sweet. She loves me. Okay.
48:39 Speaker 01 Oh, God.
48:40 H. Foley? Would you prefer a mint or gum?
48:42 Speaker 02 Gum.
48:44 Speaker 01 You got a brand?
48:44 Speaker 02 I love gum. I just like all gum.
48:46 Speaker 01 She likes all gum.
48:47 Speaker 02 Big League Chew.
48:49 Speaker 01 If you pulled out a second, Big League Chew right now.
48:52 H. Foley? Bubble Jug? Oh, those.
48:54 Speaker 02 It's like powder in a jug for some reason.
48:57 Speaker 01 Somehow got there.
48:58 Speaker 02 That was baseball game snack.
49:00 H. Foley? I used to love the ones that like, they'd be orange and it would come in like an orange juice carton, a little orange juice carton.
49:04 Speaker 02 Oh, my God. Yes, but it was like little tiny gum. Yes.
49:08 H. Foley? I was a big fan of the little tiny, like, the little tiny box of Rich crackers or little tiny things.
49:13 Speaker 02 Yeah. Oh, those are the best. They still have those over at Costco.
49:15 H. Foley? They do?
49:16 Speaker 01 You do Costco a lot?
49:18 Speaker 02 I've, I've, I'm.
49:19 Speaker 01 A membership. You got it.
49:19 Speaker 02 Added to my mom's membership.
49:21 Speaker 01 You got it added to your mom's?
49:22 Speaker 02 She added me as a plus one to her membership. I got my own card and everything.
49:25 H. Foley? You do, you do your own?
49:26 Speaker 02 I show it when I go to the bar. Hey.
49:27 Speaker 01 Hey, hey, no. Carl, I call you in.
49:29 Speaker 02 Yeah. By the way, this is my, I showed at the airport.
49:32 Speaker 01 It's okay. I'm TSA pre-check and I'm on my mom's Costco membership. She added me as an authorized user. I can actually make changes to the plan.
49:40 Speaker 02 Wholesale? Yeah, Costco wholesale. Thank you.
49:43 H. Foley? Do you go to the grocery store?
49:45 Speaker 02 Yes.
49:45 H. Foley? Do you don't order like, uh, what's it like?
49:48 Speaker 02 Post, like, uh, Instacart?
49:51 H. Foley? Something like that.
49:51 Speaker 02 If it's heavy stuff, I do.
49:53 Speaker 01 Where are you going? You at Trader Joe's?
49:54 Speaker 02 I like Trader Joe's. There's like markets and stuff by me that I. It's very rare I like make a special trip for Trader Joe's.
50:02 H. Foley? Is this a regimented thing? Like, do you go every week?
50:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, I go, I try and not go every week because then I end up buying stuff that I don't need and then I'd rather go like a couple of times a week. But the big stuff, I'm guiding drinks or whatever, I get it delivered. Because I'm like, otherwise I have to Uber home. Me walking down soda. It's like, ew. Literally disgusting.
50:21 Speaker 01 What kind of soda you banging?
50:22 Speaker 02 Oh, Diet Coke, Diet Cherry Coke, what else? Diet Dr. Pepper?
50:27 Speaker 01 You like the cans?
50:28 Speaker 02 Love the cans.
50:29 H. Foley? You're a can girl.
50:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
50:31 H. Foley? Interesting.
50:31 Speaker 02 You're not?
50:32 H. Foley? I'm a, I'm a 20 ounce guy.
50:34 Speaker 02 The 20 ounces taste funky to me.
50:36 Speaker 01 And they don't get us cold.
50:37 Speaker 02 They don't.
50:39 Speaker 01 I listen, I'll, I'll rip a fucking 20 ounce bottle of DC because I like the volume. I need 20 ounces. But I prefer two cans.
50:46 H. Foley? A can to me.
50:46 Speaker 02 I don't have two cans.
50:48 H. Foley? Yeah, I got two cans. I got 20 ounce.
50:51 Speaker 02 See, I feel like the 20 ounce or something, there's something funky about it. I'm not crazy about it.
50:56 H. Foley? I give it to you.
50:57 Speaker 02 But I always get like seltzer, Diet Coke.
51:00 Speaker 01 What kind of seltzers you banging?
51:01 Speaker 02 Depends. Sometimes they got funky flavors over there.
51:04 Speaker 01 You do funky, you're probably like the, the wind, the Spindrifts and the poppies.
51:08 Speaker 02 Like lime and strawberry or something.
51:10 H. Foley? You go for a deal? You like something on sale?
51:12 Speaker 02 No, I just get whatever.
51:16 Speaker 02 Writing it down.
51:17 Speaker 01 Oh yeah, you don't say. Huh, okay.
51:20 H. Foley? Have you ever had your picture taken on a roller coaster when you're going over the thing?
51:22 Speaker 02 Yes.
51:23 H. Foley? Is that still somewhere in your possession?
51:25 Speaker 02 No.
51:26 H. Foley? Who was in that picture?
51:28 Speaker 02 I feel like I've gotten them a couple of times. I remember going with my friends in, which one is the one in LA? Universal Studi- is it Universal Studios?
51:36 Speaker 01 Disneyland?
51:38 H. Foley? And Universal.
51:38 Speaker 02 Oh, there's one of those. But I remember we all tried to like do a pose at the, it was like, it was like a bit.
51:45 Speaker 01 You were adults.
51:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
51:46 Speaker 01 Right, you're not like.
51:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, this was like three years ago.
51:48 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:48 Speaker 02 And I don't think, we all were like, this looks so stupid.
51:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, it never looks as cool as you think.
51:52 Speaker 02 It's truly, truly.
51:54 H. Foley? Hmm. Any diffusers in your house?
51:56 Speaker 02 Um, like scent diffusers? Uh...
52:00 Speaker 01 No, electric, I like electrical diffusers.
52:01 Speaker 02 Are we talking about plug-in ones or what are we talking?
52:03 Speaker 01 What you got?
52:03 H. Foley? Would they be called?
52:04 Speaker 02 I got some reeds. I got some reeds.
52:07 Speaker 01 Like the sticks, so you'd turn over.
52:08 H. Foley? Hey, I thought those were diffusers.
52:10 Speaker 02 I was thinking, okay, I was thinking of a diffuser that's like an humidifier or kinds of.
52:15 Speaker 01 You would, you would put like the essential oils in.
52:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking.
52:19 Speaker 01 Clacy.
52:19 Speaker 02 But I have like, yeah, the reeds and stuff.
52:22 Speaker 01 Very nice.
52:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:24 H. Foley? Hmm. Pretty good.
52:26 Speaker 01 Um, now, you cook? At the hell, you cooking?
52:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:30 Speaker 01 You making eggs? You do eggs?
52:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, I like eggs.
52:31 H. Foley? You are cooking.
52:32 Speaker 01 Couple of scrambies in the morning.
52:34 H. Foley? Let's say you're home-
52:35 Speaker 02 Couple of scramby, couple hard boiled.
52:36 Speaker 01 You're doing HB's.
52:37 Speaker 02 Is that bad?
52:38 H. Foley? You like a jammy egg?
52:39 Speaker 02 Love a jammy.
52:40 H. Foley? Wow, that's-
52:41 Speaker 02 Seven minutes on the dot.
52:42 H. Foley? That's exact- that's- that is the pinnacle of egg.
52:45 Speaker 02 Yes.
52:46 H. Foley? Like, that's everything we've done in egg technology.
52:49 Speaker 02 It all makes sense when it comes back to that.
52:52 H. Foley? Just- we should just be doing that.
52:53 Speaker 02 We don't need to do anything crazy.
52:55 H. Foley? Yeah. I honestly, I feel that way.
52:57 Speaker 02 I have the instruments. Like the-
52:59 Speaker 01 The instruments?
53:00 Speaker 02 It's like a weight you drop on the top of the egg and it slices the-
53:03 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:04 Speaker 02 The shell off for hard boiled.
53:06 H. Foley? Really?
53:06 Speaker 02 Yeah. It's cool.
53:08 H. Foley? Whoa!
53:08 Speaker 02 Guys, it's cool. I got a lot of stuff in my kitchen. Thank you.
53:12 Speaker 01 That's another question, yeah.
53:13 H. Foley? Hold on, let's say you're home for five days.
53:14 Speaker 01 Five days.
53:15 Speaker 02 Okay.
53:15 Speaker 01 Let's go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
53:17 Speaker 02 Sure. Okay.
53:19 H. Foley? A little offbeat.
53:20 Speaker 02 Let's get crazy, guys.
53:22 H. Foley? How many days are you cooking?
53:24 Speaker 02 Um, I usually do, like, I'll cook for like two days. Two days worth of food, eat it, like leftovers the next- yeah.
53:34 H. Foley? Oh, okay.
53:34 Speaker 02 If I'm making like, I just make extra of whatever I'm making. If I'm making pasta, if I'm making chicken, or, um, soup, I make a lot of soup.
53:42 H. Foley? You do?
53:43 Speaker 01 Are you doing like-
53:44 Speaker 02 I'm like a witch. My cauldron. But it's just like clam chowder.
53:48 Speaker 01 You're making clam chowder at the house?
53:50 Speaker 02 No, no, I'm not making- no, I've never made clam chowder. But that's like-
53:55 H. Foley? Manhattan clam chowder.
53:56 Speaker 01 That's wild.
53:56 Speaker 02 New England would be crazy. It's like heavy cream, it's a lot.
54:00 Speaker 01 It's a lot of cream.
54:01 Speaker 02 Yeah.
54:01 Speaker 01 I got- I got two days to finish it.
54:03 Speaker 02 But I make like chicken soup, chicken noodle, chicken veg, chicken rice, with a rotisserie chicken thrown in the pot.
54:09 H. Foley? There you go.
54:10 Speaker 02 You know?
54:10 Speaker 01 Very nice. Trashy way to do it.
54:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
54:12 Speaker 01 But good.
54:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
54:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. All right, I got two- two questions. One, let's say you're cracking, let's say you're making a couple of scrambies, sunny side up, however you want. You're cracking egg, where does that egg go? Does it go in the trash can? Do you have a garbage disposal, or do you do- would you put it- ever put it back in the carton?
54:28 Speaker 02 I would put it in the trash.
54:29 Speaker 01 Put it in the trash.
54:29 Speaker 02 Are people putting it in the carton?
54:31 Speaker 01 I've, that's uh...
54:32 Speaker 02 You put it back in the carton?
54:32 Speaker 01 Not all the ti- I've gotten better, bud.
54:34 Speaker 02 And are, is there a reason why? Are you composting, or?
54:37 Speaker 01 No.
54:38 Speaker 02 No?
54:38 Speaker 01 I'm like composting.
54:39 H. Foley? I think-
54:39 Speaker 02 That's a compost thing. Like, if you're composting, you would do that.
54:42 Speaker 01 Yeah.
54:42 H. Foley? What is composting, though?
54:43 Speaker 01 You put all your fucking food scraps in a bucket and your neighbors hate you. That's what it is.
54:48 Speaker 02 Your food scraps and your, like, paper towels and paper bags and, and you bury them.
54:53 Speaker 01 You put a landfill in your apartment. That's what you do.
54:55 Speaker 02 It's good for the soil in your yard, if you're like a gardener.
54:57 H. Foley? You bury them?
54:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
54:59 H. Foley? My old Gatorade bottles?
55:00 Speaker 02 Just bury it. Not, no, no plastic. No plastic. Paper stuff and food scraps.
55:04 Speaker 01 Biodegradable.
55:05 Speaker 02 That's all I have at my house.
55:06 H. Foley? I do. I have a little, it's a little fridge.
55:09 Speaker 02 Just, okay.
55:09 H. Foley? I'm in a transitional period right now.
55:11 Speaker 02 I'm, I'm okay with it. I've been agreeing with you this whole time.
55:14 H. Foley? Whatever, Aunt Carly.
55:16 Speaker 02 Okay. He's ready to, "I hate her."
55:18 Speaker 01 I hate Aunt Carly.
55:19 Speaker 02 Get her off.
55:20 H. Foley? Starting my band.
55:22 Speaker 01 Um, uh, okay, then the second part of that, what is, you mentioned you got your little, uh, egg cracker doohickey. What other, what kitchen appliances live on the counter? You got a toaster, you got noth- nothing on there?
55:38 Speaker 02 Nothing lives on the counter, except for, 'cause I don't have, like, a lot of counter space. I only have my Nespresso machine.
55:44 Speaker 01 Very nice.
55:46 Speaker 02 That's all I have on there.
55:47 H. Foley? Isn't that crazy? I said that at the beginning of the show?
55:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know. I was like, "Wow."
55:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, they make more than one.
55:51 Speaker 02 We're all connected. He knew.
55:52 H. Foley? Well, see, that was really for me.
55:54 Speaker 02 You have an espresso?
55:55 H. Foley? I do not.
55:55 Speaker 02 Oh, it's great.
55:56 Speaker 01 We stayed in an Airbnb in LA that had one that we all kinda liked, uh, 'cause we're Keurig guys, you know.
56:02 Speaker 02 Oh, you're Keurig?
56:02 Speaker 01 Blue collar Keurig.
56:03 H. Foley? So I, Kevin-
56:03 Speaker 02 When my Keurig broke, I, I got the Nespresso, 'cause it was like a Black Friday, whatever, and it was like, they were sell- they were basically giving it away.
56:12 Speaker 01 Penny's on a job.
56:12 Speaker 02 Can't afford not to.
56:13 H. Foley? You feel better drinking them.
56:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
56:15 Speaker 01 You feel clean.
56:16 H. Foley? Before the show-
56:17 Speaker 01 Froth or something?
56:17 Speaker 02 They got froth.
56:18 H. Foley? Before we recorded in our pre-production meeting, that was, that was my contribution.
56:21 Speaker 01 Is that what you call those pre-production meetings?
56:22 H. Foley? I asked if we could get an espresso machine.
56:24 Speaker 01 Uh-huh.
56:24 H. Foley? And I didn't really get an answer.
56:26 Speaker 01 I said, "Yeah."
56:26 H. Foley? So I brought it up on the air, made it seem like it was an antutu, just to get a dot in it.
56:30 Speaker 02 Gotcha.
56:31 H. Foley? Yeah, just to trap them.
56:32 Speaker 02 I think you guys could get one.
56:33 Speaker 01 Yeah.
56:33 Speaker 02 I think you could swing it.
56:34 H. Foley? I did.
56:35 Speaker 02 Right?
56:35 H. Foley? So only the Nespresso-
56:36 Speaker 02 Would be nice to have it on the bar or something.
56:38 Speaker 01 Put it in the kitchen.
56:39 Speaker 02 Nespresso machine, yeah. It's great.
56:41 Speaker 01 Huh.
56:42 H. Foley? My therapist has that in his office.
56:44 Speaker 02 An espresso machine.
56:45 H. Foley? Yeah, but it's right there. No one's making that coffee, right?
56:48 Speaker 01 I don't know.
56:48 Speaker 02 Oh.
56:49 H. Foley? Would you want like?
56:49 Speaker 02 Maybe he's drinking it, which kinda.
56:52 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
56:53 Speaker 02 If it's like next to the couch.
56:54 H. Foley? It's next to the couch.
56:55 Speaker 01 You can't be sitting there crying about your dad died. He gets up and cracks an espresso.
56:59 Speaker 02 It's so crazy. Yeah. Just give me a sec.
57:03 Speaker 01 He's got the full cappuccino. He's got the La Maza, whatever. Yeah.
57:07 Speaker 02 No, it's actually crazy if it's for him and he's like, you can't have it.
57:10 Speaker 01 No, don't touch that.
57:11 Speaker 02 Can I have a cup? No, actually, we're good.
57:15 Speaker 01 Uh, do you still own any DVDs?
57:17 Speaker 02 No.
57:18 Speaker 01 Nothing.
57:19 Speaker 02 Nothing. But they're coming back. They're saying Gen Z is bringing DVDs back. They're saying.
57:22 H. Foley? No, they're not.
57:25 Speaker 02 They said CDs and DVDs, they're saying.
57:27 H. Foley? No.
57:27 Speaker 01 Get out of town.
57:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
57:29 H. Foley? Like bringing it back is gonna go back and save legacy media?
57:32 Speaker 01 No, I just think it's probably kitschy to them.
57:34 H. Foley? Yeah, that kitschy stuff never works out.
57:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
57:36 Speaker 01 It's like the baggy clothes. These kids wearing baggy clothes again.
57:39 Speaker 02 Yeah.
57:39 Speaker 01 Get out of town.
57:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, get out of here.
57:41 Speaker 01 That's what Aunt Carly says.
57:42 Speaker 02 Been there, done that. And then they make fun of us.
57:44 H. Foley? We've been watching DVDs nearly 2000.
57:46 Speaker 02 Please, I was wearing Jankos and I was smoking cigarettes.
57:50 H. Foley? You kids ever heard of the insane clown posse?
57:52 Speaker 02 Twinkle in your mother's eye.
57:53 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
57:54 Speaker 02 Insane clown posse.
57:55 Speaker 01 We had them on.
57:56 H. Foley? Shout out to the boys.
57:57 Speaker 02 Really?
57:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, they were all, they were super sweet.
57:59 Speaker 02 They must be cool.
58:00 Speaker 01 Awesome.
58:01 Speaker 02 What? Oh, my God. What are they like?
58:03 Speaker 01 Very cool. Very, yeah.
58:04 H. Foley? Very deep, very introspective, very fun, very funny.
58:07 Speaker 02 They are so interesting. Wow.
58:10 H. Foley? They came, went through a lot. They loved their fans. Yeah.
58:13 Speaker 01 Yeah.
58:14 Speaker 02 Wow. Cause I mean, their fans are diehard.
58:16 Speaker 01 They're diehard and they got labeled as a gang.
58:19 H. Foley? Yeah.
58:20 Speaker 01 Early on.
58:21 H. Foley? By the FBI.
58:22 Speaker 01 And then people would go apply for jobs because they're like, I'm like a school teacher, whatever. And they would get flagged for being a gang member by the FBI and they couldn't get a job.
58:30 H. Foley? Go to a concert, you believe that?
58:31 Speaker 02 That's crazy.
58:32 Speaker 01 Believe that? Thought this is the United States of America.
58:36 Speaker 02 That's so wild.
58:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, crazy.
58:38 H. Foley? The world's going to hell in hand, what?
58:39 Speaker 03 Tighten up that mic real quick.
58:40 Speaker 01 Ah, this guy had a mic, it falls off every episode.
58:43 H. Foley? Tighten the drum.
58:44 Speaker 02 Cause he's grabbing it.
58:45 H. Foley? I'm not grabbing it.
58:46 Speaker 01 She's been here for 50 minutes, she's picked up on it.
58:48 Speaker 02 There you go. I do that too. I'm always like, I don't know what I'm doing. Grabbing it.
58:53 H. Foley? I can tell you for a lot of stuff around here, Aunt Carla, you wouldn't believe it. I want to come live with you guys this summer.
58:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, come live with me.
59:00 Speaker 01 Um, do you have any gift cards on your person or purse at the moment?
59:05 Speaker 02 Can I say something?
59:06 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
59:08 Speaker 02 Every gift card I've ever gotten has not been used, it's in a drawer, it might... You could just give them to me and not have any money on them, honestly, because I forget that I have them, they're in a drawer. I'm good. I'm good. I'm never gonna reach for that.
59:23 Speaker 01 I, I understand.
59:24 Speaker 02 Do you agree? Like, do you use them? You pull one out? Like, what?
59:28 H. Foley? Hey Kevin, you ever use a gift card?
59:29 Speaker 01 Uh, yeah, obviously. I found one, I found one the other, I found one the other day in my car that I've used a little bit. Uh, Live Nation was doing this thing when you're on the road, they would give you gas gift cards from Shell.
59:39 Speaker 02 Oh, well, gas card is different. I don't know how to drive.
59:41 Speaker 01 I would forget them. I would like use it and be like, okay, there's, there's 28 bucks left on that.
59:45 Speaker 02 Can you combine them?
59:46 Speaker 01 Uh, probably.
59:47 H. Foley? Where would you find a Shell?
59:49 Speaker 01 What?
59:49 H. Foley? There's Shell's gift stations around?
59:51 Speaker 01 Not in Manhattan.
59:52 Speaker 02 Is Shell not, not our thing anymore?
59:54 Speaker 01 It is.
59:55 Speaker 02 I remember Shell.
59:55 H. Foley? I remember Shell.
59:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
59:57 Speaker 01 Guys, they're doing alright, okay? Hey, I bet you the guys who work at Shell got a fridge, just saying.
1:00:02 Speaker 02 It's like, they got a bunch of-
1:00:03 H. Foley? Is that a shot at me?
1:00:04 Speaker 02 They got a bunch of fridges in Shell.
1:00:05 Speaker 01 Yes.
1:00:06 Speaker 02 If I remember correctly.
1:00:07 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
1:00:08 Speaker 02 But, interesting. No, a gas card is very different.
1:00:11 Speaker 01 Sure, but yeah, if it's like a $50 thing to wherever, if it's like, if I'm not, if I don't have it on me at the store, I'm gonna forget.
1:00:18 Speaker 02 The thing too, that I think is helpful, if you could buy online with the stuff.
1:00:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's good, it's good.
1:00:24 H. Foley? Yeah, that's where you use a gift card.
1:00:25 Speaker 02 You could buy at Target.com, you know? WWW dot-
1:00:30 Speaker 01 That was very-
1:00:30 Speaker 02 It's my mom. WWW dot, she never adds a third W.
1:00:35 H. Foley? Do you remember anything you got for Christmas last year?
1:00:38 Speaker 02 Um, no.
1:00:40 H. Foley? Anything?
1:00:40 Speaker 02 I don't get stuff for Christmas, really.
1:00:42 H. Foley? Really?
1:00:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, but as an adult, I feel like my parents are like, I'm trying to think. My mom got me like a hat that lights up, so I don't get hit by a car.
1:00:50 Speaker 01 Wait, what?
1:00:51 Speaker 02 That was like a couple of years ago. I was like, maybe we don't have to buy, we don't have to do the gifts anymore.
1:00:55 H. Foley? What was your most memorable Christmas present ever?
1:00:58 Speaker 02 Um, I got a vanity when I was a little kid. I was like, probably like six or seven years old. Yeah, like it was like a vanity with a chair and it had all the play, it was like a...
1:01:09 H. Foley? I know that kit and kaboodle you're talking about, Kit.
1:01:11 Speaker 02 Classic.
1:01:12 H. Foley? I always wanted to be a good fisherman's tackle box.
1:01:14 Speaker 01 It's really just a tackle box.
1:01:15 Speaker 02 Oh, the kaboodle. Love that. Oh, I still have one.
1:01:18 H. Foley? You do?
1:01:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, I still got a kaboodle.
1:01:20 Speaker 01 Aunt Carly, don't throw nothing out.
1:01:21 Speaker 02 I got a big one and a little one. Not bragging.
1:01:24 H. Foley? You bring it with you?
1:01:25 Speaker 02 No.
1:01:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, I feel like your days are, I feel like you're, you're a very whimsical person. I don't know, you still go, I got my kit and kaboodle, I still got my kaboodle.
1:01:34 Speaker 02 I got my kaboodle. Why would I get rid of it?
1:01:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, I don't know.
1:01:37 Speaker 02 It stores so much stuff.
1:01:38 H. Foley? You mean whimsical like she's curled in her room singing, birds coming over?
1:01:41 Speaker 01 Not that, I don't know, it's very, uh, fun. She's having fun, is what I'm saying. She's always having fun.
1:01:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, always having fun.
1:01:48 H. Foley? Very sharp. I respect it.
1:01:51 Speaker 02 Thank you.
1:01:51 H. Foley? Glad you guys are doing okay.
1:01:53 Speaker 02 Thank you.
1:01:54 Speaker 01 Um, this is another one to ask when we were talking about food. You went to a wedding, right? And instead of dinner, they had taco stations. How would you feel about that? Discuss.
1:02:05 Speaker 02 Interesting. I wouldn't mind it.
1:02:08 Speaker 01 I wouldn't mind it.
1:02:09 Speaker 02 I'm not picky. And also like, I always felt like every time I go to a wedding, I'm like, this is such a waste of money to pay for all this food. Nobody is sitting and eating.
1:02:16 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's such a...
1:02:17 Speaker 02 People are moving around and dancing and talking and it's usually like, anytime a place has to make that many plates, it's not gonna be that great. I gotta say.
1:02:27 Speaker 01 I agree.
1:02:28 Speaker 02 I'd rather it be like a taco. I'd rather, I don't care.
1:02:32 H. Foley? No fair.
1:02:33 Speaker 02 Do fondue. Maybe fondue was too much?
1:02:36 Speaker 01 No, he was just talking about fondue.
1:02:37 Speaker 02 Fondue, he said.
1:02:38 H. Foley? No, I love fondue.
1:02:39 Speaker 02 Oh, really?
1:02:40 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:02:40 Speaker 02 I would like, like a cocktail hour the entire wedding would be nice. That's my favorite stuff, cause it's picky food.
1:02:46 H. Foley? We're big on appetizers as a meal.
1:02:48 Speaker 02 That, that's my thing.
1:02:49 Speaker 01 I say lose the entree altogether.
1:02:51 Speaker 02 Lose it.
1:02:51 Speaker 01 Just do apps.
1:02:52 Speaker 02 Two apps. Two apps is good. Fine.
1:02:56 Speaker 02 No.
1:02:57 Speaker 01 I got you.
1:02:57 Speaker 02 Two apps and a side.
1:02:58 Speaker 01 You lost confidence in that.
1:02:59 Speaker 02 For two people.
1:03:00 Speaker 01 You lost confidence.
1:03:00 Speaker 02 No, I said it like I was ten toes in a bathtub.
1:03:02 H. Foley? Two apps and a side?
1:03:03 Speaker 02 Two apps and a side for two people, two apps and a side.
1:03:06 H. Foley? No.
1:03:07 Speaker 02 Maybe a little salad.
1:03:08 H. Foley? Yes. When you, yeah. Not when you're ordering, though.
1:03:12 Speaker 02 No.
1:03:12 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:03:13 Speaker 01 Then when else would you get it?
1:03:14 H. Foley? I'm just saying.
1:03:15 Speaker 02 When you're thinking about it.
1:03:16 H. Foley? You realize that after. I didn't, we didn't need the entrees, but in that.
1:03:21 Speaker 01 I think Carly's living a different life than me and you when we're ordering.
1:03:23 H. Foley? In that desperate time of this might be the last thing we eat. Got to make sure you're prepared.
1:03:27 Speaker 02 I like the fun stuff. Little plates.
1:03:31 H. Foley? Coconut shrimp.
1:03:32 Speaker 02 Love coconut shrimp, of course. Hey, I'm not driving. Coconut shrimp.
1:03:38 H. Foley? You're doing a great job, by the way.
1:03:39 Speaker 02 Anything.
1:03:40 Speaker 01 Of the server.
1:03:42 Speaker 02 Oh, my God, yeah.
1:03:44 Speaker 01 Ah, okay.
1:03:45 H. Foley? I do want to push back on that slightly.
1:03:47 Speaker 02 Okay.
1:03:47 H. Foley? Just not the coconut shrimp thing. We're cool on that. The
1:03:54 H. Foley? feeling of sitting down with a, with a protein, mashed potatoes and vegetable.
1:03:58 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
1:03:59 H. Foley? Is pretty solid. Because I had a, I had a chicken marsala at an Irish bar. Tried the gossip in Hell's Kitchen. Uh, ate at the bar. Chicken marsala, mashed potatoes and vegetables. Nice.
1:04:10 Speaker 02 It's like good pub food, too.
1:04:11 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:04:11 Speaker 02 It's like getting a pot pie over there.
1:04:13 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:04:13 Speaker 01 I'm not against it.
1:04:14 H. Foley? My mom was cooking it, you know what I mean?
1:04:16 Speaker 01 That makes sense.
1:04:17 H. Foley? You can't have mashed potatoes at a wedding, though.
1:04:19 Speaker 01 My take on the, the smaller, my take on, my take on apps only is if like the five of us were going out to fucking, uh, quality Italian or something like that. We go, okay, let's get, let's get the cheese board. Let's get this, let's get that, let's get that. Because then you, you do that because they're so much fun. They're so, they're such different.
1:04:39 Speaker 02 And you want to try everything.
1:04:40 Speaker 01 Yeah, you go, then, then I go, I also ordered a 14 ounce steak. I don't fucking want that right now.
1:04:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, oh, my God. That realization when you're going, we didn't even get the food yet.
1:04:49 Speaker 01 That sucks, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:50 Speaker 02 And we're all full and feel so, oh, it's the worst. Because you're just like, I guess, like, put it and we'll, we all feel sick for, for the rest of the night.
1:04:57 Speaker 01 Yes, that's what I don't like.
1:04:58 H. Foley? I was just tested with that not that long ago because I'm on Zepbound, right?
1:05:01 Speaker 02 Oh, what's that?
1:05:02 H. Foley? Weight loss stuff?
1:05:03 Speaker 02 Oh, wow, okay.
1:05:04 H. Foley? But if you overeat on.
1:05:05 Speaker 02 I didn't know that one.
1:05:07 Speaker 02 I didn't know that one. Wow, it's so good for a guy like you. It's a new one. No, it's a new one, right?
1:05:11 Speaker 01 It's like Manjaro. You know Manjaro?
1:05:12 Speaker 02 Gotcha. I know Manjaro. I know Zempic Manjaro, the other one that was, that I don't hear about anymore. Maybe Zepbound jumped in.
1:05:19 H. Foley? Maybe. I don't know which one you're talking about.
1:05:21 Speaker 02 I don't know.
1:05:22 Speaker 01 Uh, listen, I don't know.
1:05:23 Speaker 02 So you're on Zepi?
1:05:24 H. Foley? Yes. So we got to, I got to that point in the meal where we, we'd only ordered a little bit, and if I would have ordered more, I would have got sick.
1:05:31 Speaker 02 Yeah. Oh, totally.
1:05:32 H. Foley? I don't know where I was going with that.
1:05:33 Speaker 02 Totally. Yeah, you don't know what to do, because it's like, I guess, just like, put it in a box and then just bring it out?
1:05:40 Speaker 01 You do take, you do, you do leftovers?
1:05:43 Speaker 02 Usually not, because I, I'm trying to go, if I'm going out to dinner, I'm usually going out after. I'm not bringing it to the bar. Oh, that's actually a habit.
1:05:52 Speaker 01 Do you guys have a fridge? Do you guys have a fridge I could use for?
1:05:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:05:55 Speaker 01 For forty-five minutes?
1:05:56 Speaker 02 Just put like some wings. Do you guys mind? It's like, I'm not bringing that around.
1:06:00 H. Foley? The straight to go, though.
1:06:02 Speaker 02 Straight to go.
1:06:03 H. Foley? I've never seen that. Like when, instead of bringing it out on a plate, just bring it out?
1:06:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, you might as well. If you really don't want to even take one.
1:06:09 H. Foley? Have you ever done that?
1:06:09 Speaker 02 It's like, if you're gonna go home.
1:06:12 H. Foley? You've never done that?
1:06:12 Speaker 01 No.
1:06:13 Speaker 02 No.
1:06:13 H. Foley? That's pretty good. I mean, it's not really leftovers.
1:06:16 Speaker 02 If you're on your way home, it's like, whatever. It's like takeout then.
1:06:19 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:06:19 Speaker 02 Right. It's a fine line.
1:06:22 H. Foley? Put on a Sopranos and watch them.
1:06:24 Speaker 01 Um, do you clap when the airplane lands?
1:06:26 Speaker 02 No. My god, no, I'm not that much of an aunt.
1:06:30 H. Foley? You're doing a great job, by the way, as a pilot.
1:06:34 Speaker 01 You're lucky I didn't step in and start flying this thing on your way out.
1:06:38 Speaker 01 Yeah, you're used to, huh?
1:06:39 Speaker 02 Oh, god, those people on the airplane, it's like, of all places, don't do that. On the airplane with the turbulence and like, doing bits.
1:06:46 H. Foley? Sure.
1:06:47 Speaker 02 It's like, we gotta take a break.
1:06:48 Speaker 01 Yeah. You travel, you're, well, you're very well traveled. You travel pretty...
1:06:52 Speaker 02 Travel.
1:06:53 Speaker 01 You're like, very streamlined, I guess? Are you like?
1:06:55 H. Foley? When was Barcelona?
1:06:56 Speaker 02 Barcelona was last year. I'm going to Korea in a couple of weeks.
1:07:00 Speaker 01 Going to Korea in a couple of weeks?
1:07:01 H. Foley? North or south?
1:07:01 Speaker 02 Seoul. Yeah, uh, south.
1:07:03 H. Foley? Cool.
1:07:03 Speaker 02 Imagine north. Can you even go there?
1:07:05 Speaker 01 No.
1:07:06 Speaker 02 No, not unless you're like a photographer or something, right?
1:07:09 Speaker 01 I don't even think you should go there.
1:07:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know.
1:07:10 Speaker 01 I'm being honest with you.
1:07:11 H. Foley? You going there for shows?
1:07:13 Speaker 02 No, I'm going there for, with my best friend, for her birthday.
1:07:16 H. Foley? Nice.
1:07:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:07:17 H. Foley? You like Korean food?
1:07:18 Speaker 02 Love Korean food. Korean barbecue's so good.
1:07:21 Speaker 01 Just you two are going?
1:07:22 Speaker 02 Love it, yeah. For her fortieth.
1:07:24 Speaker 01 Good for you.
1:07:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
1:07:26 Speaker 01 Hmm.
1:07:26 Speaker 02 I'm getting a whole new face. No, I'm not getting a whole new face.
1:07:29 Speaker 01 Is that what they do over there?
1:07:30 Speaker 02 I'm getting like zapped. I'm getting laser treatments, yeah.
1:07:33 H. Foley? Wait, what?
1:07:33 Speaker 02 They got all the stuff.
1:07:34 Speaker 01 They're high end over there.
1:07:36 Speaker 02 And it's really, it's just the best.
1:07:38 H. Foley? Wait, stuff we don't have here?
1:07:39 Speaker 02 They know what they're doing over there. Yeah.
1:07:40 H. Foley? How's that possible?
1:07:40 Speaker 02 Stuff that's not FDA approved yet here.
1:07:42 Speaker 01 Cause it's all red tape. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta grease the wheels.
1:07:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, you gotta grease the wheels over here. Over there, you don't gotta worry about it, but they're pros. That's like, people are doing it, people are going there just to get like,
1:07:52 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:07:53 Speaker 02 You know. It's like when guys go to like, uh,
1:07:55 H. Foley? Turkey to get their hair done.
1:07:56 Speaker 02 Turkey to get their hair done, yeah.
1:07:57 Speaker 01 Is that a shot at me? Does that get a shot at me?
1:07:59 Speaker 02 No, I have a couple of friends that did it.
1:08:01 Speaker 01 Oh yeah, me too.
1:08:01 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:08:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:08:02 Speaker 01 I would do, if I did, I would do it in New York.
1:08:04 H. Foley? We probably have some of those same friends.
1:08:05 Speaker 01 Not flying to Turkey. Did you ever see, the only, the only thing, the biggest thing I'm afraid of,
1:08:09 H. Foley? That flight's a tough look.
1:08:09 Speaker 01 Is, did you ever see when their heads swell up?
1:08:11 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:08:11 Speaker 01 It's crazy.
1:08:13 Speaker 02 It's insane.
1:08:14 Speaker 01 Like a cartoon.
1:08:15 H. Foley? So you sit it out for a couple of months in the house?
1:08:17 Speaker 02 That's if you're like fully bald, I think. That's like, that's like if you, it's all skin. You know what I mean? Cause they have to do, it's a lot more. I don't think you would need, I don't think it would be that.
1:08:27 Speaker 01 I don't need any of it, okay?
1:08:28 Speaker 02 No, I don't think you would need it.
1:08:30 Speaker 01 Get out of here.
1:08:31 Speaker 02 But I, my friend had taken a picture, he was in the waiting room the day after, cause you have to do like a follow-up appointment after you get the transplant, and he took a picture in the waiting room. It's all these guys looking like they just got lobotomies. It's like bloody, like wrapped.
1:08:45 H. Foley? I'm gonna be killing it in six months.
1:08:48 Speaker 02 A civil war hospital.
1:08:49 Speaker 01 Too many bandages? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:51 Speaker 02 Yeah. I'm like, jeez Louise.
1:08:53 Speaker 01 Did you ever see the flights home from Turkey?
1:08:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:08:55 Speaker 01 It's just like a bunch of guys who look like me with swollen ass noodles.
1:08:59 H. Foley? A bunch of guys trying to improve themselves.
1:09:00 Speaker 02 Yeah. Yeah.
1:09:02 H. Foley? Nothing wrong with that.
1:09:03 Speaker 02 He said, uh, they say on the flight, don't take any pictures. Cause I guess they're used to it.
1:09:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, they're so.
1:09:09 Speaker 02 Cause everyone's like, yeah. Vulnerable.
1:09:11 H. Foley? Yeah. You ever had those French candies that come in a little silver tin? You know what I'm talking about?
1:09:17 Speaker 02 Um.
1:09:17 H. Foley? They're hard candies. They're covered in powdered sugar.
1:09:19 Speaker 02 What's the flavor? What? Sh- sugar?
1:09:22 Speaker 01 Yeah, I know what you mean.
1:09:23 H. Foley? Yeah. They're fancy.
1:09:24 Speaker 01 Are they French?
1:09:25 H. Foley? I don't know. They're not, it's not Hershey's. I know that.
1:09:29 Speaker 02 I wanna see, I wanna know what you're talking about.
1:09:31 Speaker 01 Do you find them, Luke?
1:09:33 Speaker 03 Rondez?
1:09:34 H. Foley? Pull them up.
1:09:35 Speaker 01 How do you spell it?
1:09:36 Speaker 02 Are they like little tangerines?
1:09:37 H. Foley? Yeah, it could be.
1:09:38 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:09:39 Speaker 02 They were.
1:09:39 H. Foley? They're little silver round cups.
1:09:42 Speaker 02 Interesting, let me see.
1:09:45 Speaker 02 Cause I'm trying to think. I know that there was like one from when I was young. That was a special candy.
1:09:51 Speaker 01 No, I got nothing here.
1:09:52 Speaker 03 Rendezvous, so.
1:09:54 Speaker 02 Oh, rendezvous?
1:09:56 H. Foley? Yeah, some shit like that.
1:09:57 Speaker 02 Yes, I've had those. Of course, yeah, those are good.
1:09:58 Speaker 01 Some shit like that. Close enough, dickhead.
1:10:01 Speaker 02 Yeah. I haven't seen those in a while.
1:10:04 H. Foley? That's what I'm saying.
1:10:05 Speaker 02 I wonder if they still make them.
1:10:06 H. Foley? I'm sure they do. Should be doing very well.
1:10:09 Speaker 01 Probably very good.
1:10:10 H. Foley? But there was always somebody in the class that went to France in the summer and brought them back.
1:10:13 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
1:10:14 H. Foley? And then handed them out like they were fucking Adderall.
1:10:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, I, I didn't, uh, I didn't go to France when I was young. I like, wasn't like traveling. I was like twenty-six or something, twenty-seven.
1:10:28 Speaker 03 For MTV or whatever?
1:10:29 Speaker 02 Yeah, I went, yeah, to London and then, yeah.
1:10:31 Speaker 01 Hello!
1:10:32 Speaker 02 Hello. Hello.
1:10:34 Speaker 01 What's your favorite country?
1:10:35 Speaker 02 Um.
1:10:36 Speaker 01 Besides the United States of frickin' America?
1:10:38 H. Foley? Let's go.
1:10:39 Speaker 02 There you go. Uh, I'm trying to think. I really like Japan.
1:10:44 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:10:44 Speaker 02 Really, I did a USO tour in Japan, which was cool.
1:10:46 Speaker 01 Whoa!
1:10:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:10:47 Speaker 01 You're a goddamn patriot.
1:10:48 H. Foley? Did you have to fly in a helicopter?
1:10:50 Speaker 02 No. I wish.
1:10:51 Speaker 01 Delta.
1:10:52 H. Foley? Get to shoot a tank?
1:10:53 Speaker 02 We were on a bus, we were on a bus.
1:10:54 H. Foley? Really?
1:10:55 Speaker 02 Yeah. We like started in Tokyo. Yeah, it was all the, like, there's so many military bases there. Cause it's so like close to North Korea. Which is crazy. Yeah.
1:11:05 H. Foley? I think that's one of the obstacles over there, yeah.
1:11:07 Speaker 02 That was really fun. I wish I would've extended my trip longer. Cause it was just like, we were working the whole time. And bases are very American.
1:11:15 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:11:16 Speaker 02 No matter where you are, it's like.
1:11:17 Speaker 01 It's like going to Toledo.
1:11:18 Speaker 02 It's like, yeah.
1:11:19 H. Foley? You stayed on the base?
1:11:20 Speaker 02 You know? Yeah, and then we stayed on base.
1:11:23 Speaker 01 That's pretty cool.
1:11:23 Speaker 02 It was like ten different bases.
1:11:25 H. Foley? You like a ramen?
1:11:27 Speaker 02 Love a ramen. Love it.
1:11:30 Speaker 02 The fancy ramen too is good.
1:11:33 H. Foley? You mean?
1:11:33 Speaker 01 That's just like the restaurant ramen.
1:11:35 H. Foley? No, of course.
1:11:35 Speaker 01 Oh, you're a dirtbag.
1:11:36 H. Foley? Is that what you thought?
1:11:37 Speaker 01 I love it.
1:11:38 Speaker 02 No, I love the, I love the cup one.
1:11:39 Speaker 01 Is there one like cup of noodles?
1:11:40 Speaker 02 Sometimes.
1:11:42 H. Foley? Yeah, I still eat.
1:11:43 Speaker 02 It's a lot of sodium, but who cares?
1:11:45 Speaker 01 It is a lot of sodium.
1:11:46 H. Foley? I still eat ramen pretty heavy, the packed ramen. That's what I thought it was as a kid.
1:11:49 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:11:49 H. Foley? Cup or, um, oodles of noodles.
1:11:52 Speaker 02 Cup of noodles, yeah, oodles of noodles, yeah.
1:11:54 Speaker 01 Hmm, I mean, you know, I think, did you, how do you, I, you have to enjoy, well, I would assume. Do you enjoy watching the Antiques Roadshow?
1:12:04 Speaker 02 Love Antiques Roadshow. Is it your dream to be on it?
1:12:07 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:12:08 Speaker 02 What do you look at? What would you sell?
1:12:10 Speaker 01 I don't know.
1:12:10 H. Foley? Kevin has a mug collection.
1:12:12 Speaker 02 Really?
1:12:14 Speaker 02 Like, like old ones? Like antique ones?
1:12:17 Speaker 01 No, I buy them at Starbucks.
1:12:18 Speaker 02 Oh, okay.
1:12:19 Speaker 01 She's not.
1:12:20 H. Foley? She's so supportive.
1:12:21 Speaker 02 Bringing that to Antiques Roadshow. So, these are 2000.
1:12:25 Speaker 01 This is a 2025.
1:12:26 Speaker 02 These are 2012s, and then we have 2012 to 2025.
1:12:30 H. Foley? She's so supportive, but then when she gets in the car, she's talking to somebody, he thinks she's gonna sell those cups, those mugs on Antiques Roadshow.
1:12:36 Speaker 01 They're not worth a nickel.
1:12:37 Speaker 02 They're not antiques yet.
1:12:39 Speaker 01 He's gonna embarrass the family if he goes on there.
1:12:41 Speaker 02 You gotta hold on to them.
1:12:42 H. Foley? He does what he wants, he's a nice kid.
1:12:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, you gotta hold on to them for, for a couple more years before they become antiques.
1:12:46 Speaker 01 How did you get here today?
1:12:47 Speaker 02 I took an Uber.
1:12:48 Speaker 01 Took an Uber, very nice. Uber Black or regular?
1:12:51 Speaker 02 Regular, I think. Yeah. I do what, I do whatever like pops. I think like Uber X, right?
1:12:57 H. Foley? There you go.
1:12:57 Speaker 02 It's a regular one.
1:12:59 Speaker 01 Very nice.
1:12:59 Speaker 02 Or sometimes I like Lyft.
1:13:02 H. Foley? Really?
1:13:02 Speaker 02 Yeah, I like Lyft, I don't mind. Depends, yeah.
1:13:05 H. Foley? Uber won that war though, right?
1:13:07 Speaker 01 I don't know, I think it's.
1:13:08 Speaker 02 I don't know.
1:13:08 H. Foley? Really?
1:13:10 Speaker 02 Oh, Uber won.
1:13:11 H. Foley? Uber's coke.
1:13:11 Speaker 02 That guy's on Shark Tank sometimes. The Uber guy.
1:13:14 H. Foley? Luke?
1:13:14 Speaker 01 No, the, uh, he was an investor.
1:13:16 Speaker 02 He was an investor in Uber, yeah. No, the guy who's always wearing a cowboy shirt. The Uber guy that's always on Shark Tank.
1:13:24 Speaker 01 Oh, that guy stinks.
1:13:25 Speaker 02 His hair is like Lego hair.
1:13:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:13:28 Speaker 02 And he has like a.
1:13:29 Speaker 01 He has like a bolo tie on?
1:13:30 Speaker 02 He always wears a bolo tie. Is he from Texas? Like, what's his deal?
1:13:33 Speaker 01 He's so unlike, oh. So unlike.
1:13:34 Speaker 02 He's, yeah, cause he's like preaching to people. It's like, dude, Mark Cuban's sitting next to you. You know, he's got all those teams. What does he do? Mark Cuban, he's got everything.
1:13:44 H. Foley? If I was going around to get investors pitching Uber, I would not let my partner, would you let me wear a bolo tie to any meeting we ever had?
1:13:51 Speaker 01 No, well, he may already, he was in early on Uber and made like a bajillion dollars.
1:13:55 Speaker 02 Maybe he was an early investor, yeah. I wouldn't bring him to the pitches. He's very unlike, he's not charming.
1:14:00 H. Foley? Bolo tie?
1:14:01 Speaker 02 His name's Chris.
1:14:01 H. Foley? Maybe he became a bolo tie guy after he got the money. That I can see.
1:14:04 Speaker 02 Can we find out if he's from Texas or anywhere that you would find a cowboy? Like, why is?
1:14:09 Speaker 01 You know who we're talking about?
1:14:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, he went to Georgetown University.
1:14:12 Speaker 01 What's his name?
1:14:12 Speaker 03 Chris Sacca.
1:14:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, that guy stinks.
1:14:15 Speaker 02 God.
1:14:16 H. Foley? I like the name Sacca.
1:14:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's a cool.
1:14:18 H. Foley? Good high school quarterback.
1:14:19 Speaker 02 It's a cool name.
1:14:19 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:14:20 Speaker 03 Not a good investor name.
1:14:21 Speaker 02 No.
1:14:21 Speaker 01 No. Good bolo tie.
1:14:23 H. Foley? You got the cash, though. What'd you say?
1:14:24 Speaker 01 It's a good bolo. Oh, we gotta wrap it up. This girl's trash. What are you talking about?
1:14:27 Speaker 02 Guys.
1:14:29 Speaker 01 Thank you so much for coming.
1:14:30 H. Foley? My last question was the French candy, so.
1:14:33 Speaker 02 There you go.
1:14:33 Speaker 01 I've been killing times.
1:14:34 Speaker 02 There you go.
1:14:36 H. Foley? I thought that was the playoff music.
1:14:38 Speaker 01 What the heck?
1:14:39 H. Foley? Ladies and gentlemen, our old friend, still garbage, but very fantastic, Carly Acquino. Carly, we love you.
1:14:45 Speaker 01 Thanks so much for coming back.
1:14:46 Speaker 02 So excited.
1:14:47 H. Foley? Kaby, what do you got for him?
1:14:48 Speaker 01 Uh, guys, we're off the road for a little bit. We're working on the special. It's gonna be dropping soon, maybe, or maybe not. I don't know. Uh, we love yous.
1:14:57 H. Foley? Carly, you got Secret Keepers Club every week?
1:14:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, Secret Keepers Club every week. It's now on YouTube for the last few weeks.
1:15:03 Speaker 01 Now on YouTube?
1:15:04 Speaker 02 Last few weeks, yeah. YouTube.com slash at Secret Keepers Club. We're Secret Keepers. Do I have to put the at?
1:15:10 Speaker 03 No, you're okay.
1:15:11 Speaker 02 I don't know, I'm 77 years old.
1:15:12 H. Foley? WWW.
1:15:14 Speaker 02 WWW.
1:15:14 H. Foley? Yeah, we love you. We'll see you next week.
1:15:16 Speaker 02 Thanks.
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