How to Get Scammed! w/ Joe List

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Joe List! You know Joe List from Stand Up Comedy, Tuesdays with Stories w/ Mark Normand, Stavvy's World, The Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Soder Podcast, Whiskey Ginger, We Might Be Drunk and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Pestie: Keep the bugs away with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/AYG for 10% off your order. Quince: Right now, go to https://Quince.com/garbage for free shipping and 365-day returns. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:05Speaker 01

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• 0:06H. Foley?

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• 0:12Speaker 01

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• 0:19H. Foley?

  Yeah. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:26Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:26H. Foley?

  It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if they grow to be classy...

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:31H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:33Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  I'm your host, Dave Trulli, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She just brought home some Valentine's Day candy.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:41H. Foley?

  Half price.

• 0:42Speaker 01

  Alright. Swinging a miss on that one?

• 0:44H. Foley?

  Fair enough. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me, very judgmental. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He's an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Hey, don't blame me. No one laughed at that. Uh, what's up, everybody? There's other people in the room that heard that. What's up, everybody? Shout out to you.

• 1:02H. Foley?

  The hell list.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Thanks for tuning in. I didn't even know a joke had been made.

• 1:06H. Foley?

  (laughing)

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Shout out. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the friggin' charts.

• 1:16H. Foley?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  And then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

• 1:23H. Foley?

  That's right. And, gang, we couldn't be more excited of our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special, guest back with us again today. His eighth appearance.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Eighth appearance, yes.

• 1:32H. Foley?

  Eighth appearance on the show. Give it up for Mr. Joe List, everybody.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Thank you. And I've got the sweatsuit.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  I mean, that's crazy.

• 1:39Speaker 02

  I've been wearing it around, baby.

• 1:40H. Foley?

  Have you?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  I wore it on, uh, at, at the big show, and I was telling everyone, this is from Are You Garbage. And people said, how come it doesn't say, "Are you got what kind of merchandise is this?"

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Oh, the yellow sweater, the golden sweater.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:52H. Foley?

  Wait, what show'd you wear it on?

• 1:53Speaker 02

  I wore it on my show at Sesh, which you guys keep not doing. I've been trying hard to get you guys for years. I have a better job getting Eddie Murphy.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  I get you Mr. Pants, Tom.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  I like that Pants guy.

• 2:06H. Foley?

  Pants is a good shit. He's a good shit.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's okay.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  Ryan's a good shit.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  I like the other guy over there. That guy. What's that guy?

• 2:11H. Foley?

  New guy Luke.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Ah, Luke!

• 2:13Speaker 01

  And then Mark the Shark.

• 2:15H. Foley?

  Mark the Shark. Mark the Shark. Mark the Shark takes a little bit of warming up. His name's Ryan too, but we can't have two Ryans. So he's Mark the Shark.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Gotcha. Alright, Mark the Shark. I'd call him the Shart, folks. Can I say something? I've been on the show 150 times. I've watched the show many times. You guys never boof an intro. It's amazing. I've never seen you go, "Oh shit, let me take that over."

• 2:36H. Foley?

  It happens once in a while. It happens, and when it does, big man spirals. The rest of the episode where it's like we're just pulling the yoke up to get the plane in the...

• 2:43Speaker 02

  Well, you nailed it.

• 2:44H. Foley?

  I lose it. Thank you, buddy.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:46H. Foley?

  Somebody appreciates my talents. You don't like Halloween or Valentine's Day candy. That's your problem. No, the problem is the jokes talk. You don't like a conversation heart? Sure. Joe, you like a conversation heart?

• 2:56Speaker 02

  I don't even know what a conversation heart is.

• 2:58H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  We don't do Valentine's Day in my house.

• 3:01H. Foley?

  Really?

• 3:01Speaker 02

  I was in San Francisco for Valentine's Day. My wife was, who knows?

• 3:04H. Foley?

  What about as a kid? With her boyfriend. Your mom didn't get you Valentine's Day candy when you were a kid?

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Um...

• 3:09H. Foley?

  We always got a little something.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Maybe. I don't know. I don't really remember. That's a little...

• 3:15H. Foley?

  It's a little incestual to me. You're trying to get a piece of pussy from your mom.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  It feels a little off. I don't know.

• 3:19H. Foley?

  I didn't give her anything. Yeah, right. It's not like I took her out to dinner and shit. Got her something from Adam and Eve.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  I don't remember, um, Valentine's Day as a kid. I remember like at school, you'd have a little...

• 3:30Speaker 01

  A bag.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  A bag. Yeah, and they'd put shit in there, yeah.

• 3:33H. Foley?

  You get Valentine's Days from everybody. I would have some empty bags. Oh, man. That was always so bad when the hot chick didn't give you one.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  Empty bag. At first I thought you meant you would be like coming everywhere. Like, "I had an empty bag." And I was like, "Oh shit."

• 3:45H. Foley?

  I developed pretty late.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  I thought you were just banging every chick in class.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  Drain my balls that day, I can tell you.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  Wait, hold on. Back to the sweatshirt. Where did you get it? This.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Oh, this?

• 3:56Speaker 01

  The USA sweatshirt.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  This sweatshirt?

• 3:58H. Foley?

  Is that official, authentic merch?

• 4:00Speaker 02

  I'm sorry. I thought you meant the, "Are you garbage?" sweatshirt. I thought you were losing your mind.

• 4:05H. Foley?

  That doesn't say, "Are you garbage" on it?

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  We bought it at the place downstairs, remember?

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Many people that I wore it and I was like, "I got this for, 'Are you garbage'?" Everyone was like, "Does it say, 'Are you garbage'? I don't get it."

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Did you get the, I mean, we understood the bit of like the golden jacket or whatever.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  You got it?

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:20H. Foley?

  You don't need to brand, you don't need to brand everything and show off.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, that's, that was the beef the people had.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  That's my idea of comedy.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Now, this.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  This, this atrocity you're walking around in.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  This is authentic. I'm keeping it on till they lose.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Authentic as in what?

• 4:35Speaker 02

  Authentic as in it's mine.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  This is authentic, Joe, listen here.

• 4:39H. Foley?

  I don't think that's team issued.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  No, it's not team, I mean, they're not wearing this. I, well, first of all, I wanted to buy an official jersey, but they're all sold out. American pride is back, baby.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  It's big, baby, it's big.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  This country's never been better. Never been more united. So I wanted to buy an official jersey, but I was gonna be a hockey jersey guy. And my friend Matt Wayne, you guys know Matt, he's great. He pointed out Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation is just wearing a hockey jersey at home. Now, how do you feel about?

• 5:06Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Lashing a hockey jersey in and hanging out at home?

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Is that classy?

• 5:11Speaker 01

  Did you, you probably never even owned a hockey jersey.

• 5:13H. Foley?

  No, then I tried one on once and they don't fit me right. And they're too heavy.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  They fit fat guys pretty good. Like, if it's, if it's cut right, it looks pretty good on a fat guy. Kevin Smith did it for many years.

• 5:22H. Foley?

  True.

• 5:23Speaker 01

  I took my, I remember, I just hit me, I took my class picture in a Philadelphia Flyers jersey as a kid one time.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  It was a replica too, it wasn't even like a good one. It was like Iron Dawn.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  Was it a player or did it have your name on it?

• 5:35Speaker 01

  No, it was blank, no name.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  The blank is tough. Blank is rough.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  It just proportionally doesn't look right on the back, like something's missing.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  When you see someone with a jersey and they flip around and there's nothing on the back.

• 5:45H. Foley?

  Double zero, yeah, it's brutal. Brutal.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  No, so this is, it's officially licensed team gear. They were all out of jerseys, sold out of jerseys, so I went next best, this is about, this is about a $175 sweatshirt right here.

• 5:59Speaker 01

  Dirtbag thing, drop the price.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, so this is authentic. I've had it on for four days straight. I'm taking the colors back for the good guys. But I had an incident yesterday, we were at Starbucks, Sarah and I and the baby. And the, the lady selling the coffee had like a sexy accent and her name was like... L E R A, which is a little unusual.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  L E R A.

• 6:20H. Foley?

  Lyra.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  So I said, "How do you know?" And she said, "Alira." She's like, said like a, she gave it a little stick. And I said, "Oh, where are you from?" And she's like, "What country do you mean?" And I was like, "Yeah."

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Now, where do you, what borough do you live in?

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, what's your address? And she said, "Well..."

• 6:33Speaker 01

  What part of Queens do you live in?

• 6:34Speaker 02

  She said, "I was born in Russia," but she looked timid and weird, but I realized, "I'm wearing the USA shirt."

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Like Rocky IV.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  She probably thinks I'm like, fucking a bagger.

• 6:43H. Foley?

  You look like a homelander right now.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  "Where the fuck you from, lady? Let me see some papers." So I felt, I had to let her know, I'm one of the good guys.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  In there waving a flag, yeah, you got a little nervous.

• 6:51H. Foley?

  I'm not gonna arrest you, I'm just making conversation, don't worry.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  I love Ameri, I'm just flirting with a hot Russian chick in front of my wife. Let her know, you know?

• 6:58Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, show a little respect, or else I'll be

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Now...

• 7:02H. Foley?

  Alira.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  Off to Leningrad.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  Will you wear that later on, or is that purely for the tournament? For the Olympic, like, are you gonna wear that?

• 7:10Speaker 02

  This isn't coming off, baby. If we win gold, you'll never see me out of this again.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  Will you wear that doing Spots?

• 7:16Speaker 02

  I thought about it last night.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  That's a lot.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a, it's a big move.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Fill it, clip it, that's got some views on it.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  It's a big move, you have to address it. I can't just come out and be like, "Hey, who gets nervous at night?" Like, I gotta, you gotta address it.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  Captain America.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  But I thi, Dane Cook, I saw him 20 years ago, he had a Bruins jersey on, and it was cool.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  He's got some confidence, though.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Not that you don't, but he's got, you guys are different.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  It's a lot, it's a lot, yeah.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  He's different than everybody.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  I think I'll, Spots is tough, but I'm wearing it here.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  Boom.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  You gotta let them know who you play for, you know? At the end of the day, we're all American, right? We all bleed trash. Now, is this classy, or no?

• 8:01H. Foley?

  No.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  It's, it's...

• 8:02H. Foley?

  You look a little... I'll be honest with you.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  What are you talking about? I got blue pants on, too. Pants kinda match.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  The trashy, it's not trashy. It's trashy that you think it's classy. That's the problem.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  I'm blown away here.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm blown.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  I mean, this is, this is nice.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  I'm not 100, and I don't mean to doubt you. I'm not 100% convinced that's official USA licensed Olympic.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Bro.

• 8:33H. Foley?

  Material.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  I bought it at NHL.com. Okay, doggy? I mean, look at 47. That's what, yeah, the Olympics started or something.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  No, isn't that new era?

• 8:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a new era.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  It's the year the Olympics started.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  No, this is, this is good.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  He bought that on Canal Street.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  This is quality.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  The Jamaican guy.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  It's quality stuff. I'll show you the receipt.

• 8:52H. Foley?

  It's cotton, right? Like, it's like sweatshirt material.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  It's very hot.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  It's a thin layer of gabardine.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  It does not breathe. I can tell you that. I'm dying over here. I wanted to look good for the party. I'm schwitzing over here. But we got a good team. We're gonna win gold. I don't know when this comes out. They probably lost by the time this comes out.

• 9:08H. Foley?

  You're excited about the Olympics. I like that. I like hockey.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  I like the hockey. I like the hockey.

• 9:13H. Foley?

  I didn't even know they were going on. Except for Jake Paul's wife, the ice skater. That I saw.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  I don't know who that is.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  She's like the hot Norwegian broad or something, Scandinavian? Netherlands.

• 9:26H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  She's Dutch. And she's like a very hot speed skater.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Oh, wow. I've seen a lot of, a lot of the ice dancing, whatever you call it, figure skating. There's some real hot numbers in there.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  And they're scantily clad.

• 9:38H. Foley?

  That used to be so big. Like, I remember watching that as a kid, like, not watching the rest of the Olympics. When those things were on, everybody was glued to the TV.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Christie Yamaguchi, Michelle Kwan.

• 9:49H. Foley?

  Christie Yamaguchi, yeah.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Tara Lipinski, Brian Boitano. Did I ever tell you my Scott Hamilton story?

• 9:55H. Foley?

  Scott Hamilton.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  You know Scott Hamilton?

• 9:58H. Foley?

  The blond headed guy, right?

• 9:59Speaker 02

  He's got horseshoe bald. He's like the most famous American skater.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Right, right. He's an announcer.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  And he does, he did backflip. When we were kids, he was still skating. Well, this is horrible. So you guys are familiar with Tuesdays with Stories. You know the podcast.

• 10:10H. Foley?

  Great podcast.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  I'm a Tuesday myself.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  You know how we do. You know, you say, hey, jizz and whatever. And so I got to meet Scott Hamilton one time. I did a corporate for the Nashville Predators. And I grew up in the 80s loving figure skating and Scott Hamilton. He was cool. He did backflips.

• 10:24Speaker 01

  Real cool guy.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  He's like 5'4", he's balding, he skates, he's cool, he's exciting, he's Mr. Panache. So anyways, I got to meet him and then I was telling Mark the story, but he's never heard of Scott Hamilton. So I told him all this reverence I have, but in the fashion of Tuesdays with stories. So I was like, "He's a big bald homo, he eats cum, ah!" And did this whole thing. And then some fan of ours knows Scott Hamilton, he's like, "I told him to listen to the pod."

• 10:51Speaker 01

  What?

• 10:52Speaker 02

  And he goes-

• 10:53Speaker 01

  You don't do that.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  He's like, he waits on him regularly, and then he saw him again, he's like, "Did you listen to that?" He goes, "Yeah, I listened to it, not my cup of tea." So Scott Hamilton, one of my boyhood idols, listened to me, and who knows what Mark said? I mean, Mark is 100 times worse than I am. And so it was just two guys being like, "Oh, he eats goo, he loves whatever." And they listened to it, so now I can't ever see Scott Hamilton again. And I thought we had something.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  I mean, that's... The fact that I got back to Scott Hamilton is insane. You think like, somebody in the industry, an actor, a musician, something.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, he listened, and I just picture him sitting there and being like, "What the fuck?" Yeah. He's like, "They're calling me ugly and gay." I don't even think he's gay, I think-

• 11:35Speaker 01

  He's gotta be, no?

• 11:36Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 11:37Speaker 01

  That's a lot of panache for a straight guy.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what's so cool about him.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Married since 2002.

• 11:42H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 11:43Speaker 02

  To a woman?

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Tracy Hamilton.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Tracy is androgynous, though, that can go either way.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  That's a good point.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  Wonderful looking woman, nice little blonde.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  There you go. I wonder what kind of cash he makes?

• 11:53Speaker 02

  I bet he does, okay.

• 11:54H. Foley?

  I heard the Olympic people that they have regular jobs.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  Oh, the Olympians do, yeah, because the thing about Olympians is they can't be professionals, right?

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I mean-

• 12:02Speaker 01

  A lot of times, or it's weird.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Scotty Hamilton's like iconic, he does the thing, he does corporate stuff, I don't know.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  I mean to the moon.

• 12:09Speaker 02

  Let's get an estimated, uh-

• 12:11H. Foley?

  Estimated net worth? 12 million dollars, I'm gonna say.

• 12:14Speaker 01

  22.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  He does all the broadcasts.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  I'm gonna say 4.5 million.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  4.5 million? That's crazy.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  I don't know, you made me think he had a day job a second ago.

• 12:23H. Foley?

  Keep checking this guy when he's down, listen.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Estimated net worth around 9 million to 30 million.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Okay, that's a big window. But this thing also thinks I have 4 million. Does it? Yeah, something like that. I mean, I have some money, obviously.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  I got the 170 on me.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  You went down. You went down? 2 million.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  That Hamilton's got some pull.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  You guys want some of these? I'll get you some of these. You want one? What's your team?

• 12:51H. Foley?

  That 2 million's inaccurate at all? I'd like to know what you're holding. You're a saver?

• 12:55Speaker 02

  I'd rather not get into it.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Those files are sealed.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  I live in Battery Park City. It's not easy down there. You kidding?

• 13:05Speaker 01

  He's rich, Foley. He's rich.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  It's a lot.

• 13:08H. Foley?

  You've always been somewhat smart with money, though, right?

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know. Not really. Can I tell you something? And I shouldn't say this publicly. I am missing a very large chunk of money right now because I have an investor guy. He's one of these, got a Long Island accent. He's like, "You gotta send me your money, brother. You got all your money in a savings account, you fuck..." I'm actually stupid with money because I have like all my money in a savings account. And everyone I talk to is like, "You're a big idiot."

• 13:32H. Foley?

  No, that's good.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I think that's not good. We're from the 80s. We think that's good. I like mine sitting right where I can see it. I'm not giving it some greaseball from Long Island. Really go.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  The market's gonna crash and all that stuff. You keep it in the savings account.

• 13:45Speaker 02

  My money? It pops back up. But anyways, this guy was like, "Hey, you gotta send me all your money. What are you doing? This should be in the market working for you." And I was like, "You're right, buddy." And I went to the bank, got a bank check for an undisclosed amount of money. Mailed it to him. It's like 2 weeks. I forgot about it. Hell, checks. I mailed a check. 2 weeks later, I'm like, "Hey, you never told me you got it." He's like, "I haven't gotten that." And I'm like, and it's a bank check, so it comes out of the account. So I just got money just floating out there. He never got it. Hasn't gotten it.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  I've had to do that with a rent, like a certified rent check. It's hairy.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  But.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  No one can cash it.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  They can't cash it.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  It says my name on it. It's written to me. So it's got, they gotta have a thing that says Joseph List. But there might be some Joe List walking around out there with a...

• 14:29H. Foley?

  The check's written to you?

• 14:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:30H. Foley?

  A check you wrote to yourself?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, because he's got my account. Right?

• 14:35Speaker 01

  No, you wrote a check to him.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  No, no, I wrote it to me.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  What?

• 14:40Speaker 02

  Because he handles.

• 14:41Speaker 01

  Has your account.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  Handles my.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  Right, right, right.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  So somebody.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Well, now, who do you have in charge of looking into that? Shouldn't that be that guy's problem?

• 14:50Speaker 02

  No, I gotta like call the bank or cash. He's like, "Don't worry about it. They didn't take it. Don't worry about it."

• 14:55Speaker 01

  This guy has your money.

• 14:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, they totally took it.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  He might have my money.

• 14:57H. Foley?

  Kind of snow blower you got us mixed up with.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  I'm fucked.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  With all due respect, I'm gonna sit over there.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  But the problem is, I don't know, I don't know what to do. I called the bank. They don't answer. This is not 1985. Nobody's just answering phones over there. So what do I do?

• 15:10Speaker 01

  It's a great Louis bit. Ever walk by the bank and see people now? What are you doing in there, cleaning?

• 15:15Speaker 02

  So I don't, I don't know. I'm like, my money's all good.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  Was this your first foray into investment?

• 15:20Speaker 01

  Foray.

• 15:21H. Foley?

  Foray?

• 15:22Speaker 02

  Um, no. I, I, I got some, I got some money in the thing and I was, he was like, "You should give me more money." He said, and I quote, "Give me all your money."

• 15:31H. Foley?

  Where'd you meet this guy?

• 15:32Speaker 02

  I don't know. On the back of the Boston Phoenix. Friends with Scotty.

• 15:39Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  I think it'll be okay. I think the check is either coming back, or if it was checked.

• 15:44Speaker 01

  When was this?

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 15:47H. Foley?

  Two weeks ago?

• 15:47Speaker 02

  It was about two weeks ago. But the US mail is fucked up. It's not easy to get from Manhattan to Long Island.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  It's like three days. What are you talking about?

• 15:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is, as I'm saying this, I'm starting to get nervous. I should check my email. I don't have my phone.

• 16:00H. Foley?

  Take the hockey sweater back.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  They're gonna email you the check? This guy don't know what's going on.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  No, no. He's supposed to email when he's received, but it's probably bouncing back. I probably wrote the wrong address. They're not getting far with a check, right?

• 16:12Speaker 01

  Very true, very true.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  I think so. It should have been there in one to three business days, Google's saying.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  No, but the mail is, you don't know the mail.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  It never ends.

• 16:21H. Foley?

  They can wipe your name off of it and put another name on there.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  But if that was the case.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  Not if it's printed, I don't think.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  But the problem is, I can't see if it's cash. I can go to the bank and then they can check to see if it's been.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  If it's been presented.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  Yeah. You're fine.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  I think I'll be all right. Look, cut this.

• 16:36H. Foley?

  Yikes.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  This is bad.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  It's a, it's-

• 16:38Speaker 01

  This is real bad.

• 16:38H. Foley?

  Got a whale sitting here. What are we doing?

• 16:40Speaker 02

  It's a chunk. I can say that.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Good for you.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's trouble. Yeah, I'm doing okay, you know?

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Guy tries to invest and loses the check.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  He's like the world's worst investor.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  No, I, yeah, I, the short answer is I'm bad. I mean, I order McDonald's delivered every day. I got like $50 McDonald's sent to me.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  What's that order looking like?

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Double quarter pounder, cheese, no ketchup. I mean, I catch up only.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  This is just for you. Not, you're not ordering for the house?

• 17:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:05H. Foley?

  Is this lunch?

• 17:06Speaker 01

  You're a bit of a lone wolf when it comes to eating.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Sarah's in there cooking up a meal, broccoli, the whole thing, and I get McDonald's right over.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  That's okay.

• 17:14H. Foley?

  No one-

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Chick-fil-A yesterday.

• 17:15H. Foley?

  No onions on the, uh, quarter pounder?

• 17:16Speaker 02

  No, no, no. I'm eating over here. No.

• 17:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  I go, I go plain chea- beef, cheese, bun, ketchup, double fries.

• 17:24H. Foley?

  Double fries?

• 17:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  Two large fries?

• 17:26Speaker 02

  Well, my son eats a couple, and I want to make sure I have all the fries I need.

• 17:29H. Foley?

  Two large fries?

• 17:31Speaker 02

  One large, one medium.

• 17:32H. Foley?

  Really?

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, one and a half, 1.5. Yeah, pretty good.

• 17:35H. Foley?

  Any kickers on the side?

• 17:36Speaker 02

  No, no kicker.

• 17:37H. Foley?

  No appetizers?

• 17:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:39H. Foley?

  Nothing?

• 17:39Speaker 02

  I go to Starbucks, get a brownie afterwards.

• 17:41H. Foley?

  Hmm. A gentleman.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  I know how to live.

• 17:44H. Foley?

  You do. You're doing all right.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  I'm doing all right. I'm a little fat in the waist, but I work out, and I got a big sweater.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  I've got the big sweater.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  I think Lisa's losing it.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm losing it, baby. There's a lot going on here. AI and the, the things and the comedy and the-

• 18:00H. Foley?

  You just said America was back two seconds ago.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  Well, we're back, but you know, we're back.

• 18:03H. Foley?

  The mail's fucked up.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know what to do about the check. Now I'm fucked up in my head. Is this bad?

• 18:08Speaker 01

  No, you're okay.

• 18:09Speaker 02

  No, who gives a shit? They can't cash the check. And if I said to the bank, I'd say, hey, I don't know who this is. Give me my money back. Don't they give you your money back for that?

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, they'll figure it out.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  I don't know. I think.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  They'll write it off.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  All these big companies.

• 18:21H. Foley?

  Kevin, let's talk about Pesty.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Shout out to Pesty, Pesty, Pesty.

• 18:23H. Foley?

  Let's talk about Pesty. Gang got a bug problem at the house. Do yourself a favor, get ahold of Pesty. Pesty cannot be get rid of over 100 types of bugs. We're talking from spiders to ants to roaches to scorpions. That's pretty impressive. You can handle scorpions?

• 18:37Speaker 01

  You got some good stuff, boy.

• 18:39H. Foley?

  Man, you got some good stuff.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Uh, listen, you got scorpions, use Pesty and then put your house for a sec. You gotta get out of here. You, you can't be having s- listen, I don't even say if you got a bug problem. Prevent it, prevent the problem. Listen, bugs are icky. If you watch the show, you know me and the big dog do not like creepy crawlers.

• 19:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, didn't they send you the thing and you went around the house and did the whole spot?

• 19:03Speaker 01

  And listen, my wife got it. I honestly, we were there, she got it before they were a sponsor. I didn't know what it was. I'm just going, this is gonna, I go, this is just gonna jam up my weekend. That's what this is. This, this has ruining Kippy's day written all over it. I have to say-

• 19:17H. Foley?

  I got meatballs to eat.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  Coolest thing I did. You mix it up, bing bang boom, you shake it up, it gives you a little sprayer, just right around the edge of the house.

• 19:25H. Foley?

  I like that little sprayer.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  And it's not even like, oh, then you gotta fumigate, you gotta put the bug tarp on. It's like, I don't even know how long, but it ain't that long. You're out, you're, you're out moving again. It's easy peasy thing. Uh, Pesty gets rid of 100 types of bugs. It's kid and pet friendly, which is big for me with the little Kipperino and a Hansy Ponzi rolling around. Offer 100% bug free guarantee or your money back. Keep the bugs away with Pesty. Go to pestie.com slash AYG for 10% off your order. That's pesty, P E S T I dot com slash AYG, 10% off. Do it.

• 19:54H. Foley?

  Do it. Okay, let's talk about Quince.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  Shout out to Quince gang.

• 19:57H. Foley?

  Gang, a thoughtfully built wardrobe comes down to pieces that mix well and that last. And that is where Quince shines. Talking about premium fabrics, fabrics, considered design and everyday essentials that feel effortless to wear and dependable, even as the seasons change.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, guys, I am a Quince man. They were nice enough to send us a little promo code, right? I go over there, I go, let me take a look at this. I wet my beak, I get a couple, two, three pairs of pants. And I tell you, they're my go-tos. They're comfy, they're, they're, and they're not that, they're not, they don't break the bank. They're affordable, comfortable, made well, not too cool, not falling behind, thoughtful, nice, good, up the middle pants for an up the middle kinda guy, if you catch my drift.

• 20:48H. Foley?

  An up the middle kinda guy.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  Uh, right now, yeah, go to quince.com slash garbage for free shipping and 365 day returns, which I gotta be honest with you, they honor. I, I had some sitting for like two, three months, I didn't send back. Whoop, sent it right back, dug it, no big deal. That's a full year to build your wardrobe and you'll love it. Uh, right now, available in Canada as well. Don't keep settling for closed it don't last. Go to quince.com, Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash garbage for free shipping, 365 day returns. Quince.com slash garbage. Do it.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Do it. Who's the bank? Chemical Bank? Who you with?

• 21:20Speaker 01

  TD?

• 21:21Speaker 02

  Chase Bank. Oh, this was TD though. This was TD.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  I'm a TD man myself.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. You know why I joined TD? Because they used to have the thing where you could dump the change in and it would go directly into your account. Yeah.

• 21:30Speaker 01

  They were skimming the whole time.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  For decades, they were skimming that, which I'm okay with, because I need the cash.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  That's how I felt. And also, I just wanted to get rid of my change and they took it. So that's why I joined TD, but then, uh, now I don't know. They got rid of it.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  That was, as a poor comic.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  That would save ya.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Once they got rid of that, I think I got rid of that when we were in New York and it was like...

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was...

• 21:49Speaker 01

  I remember having to go into the Bronx to find a Coinstar.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Fucking brutal.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  At the supermarket.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  And then you would get there, they'd go, "How, you're going, I need to use the Coinstar." And they'd go, "Well, how much are you dumping in?" And you have to like, hold up like a coffee can and be like, "Thirty-two dollars?" And they're like, "Okay."

• 22:02Speaker 02

  Well, in TD, you could guess the amount. If you got it right, they'd give you a prize too, which was fun. One time Sarah sat and rolled all my quarters and it was like a hundred and eighty bucks. And then she got to take it because she just rolled them.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 22:12Speaker 02

  Because I don't want to roll them. I would never do that.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  Do you have a change collection now? Like a change jar?

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, we have a piggy bank. We have a son, so we piggy bank it up.

• 22:21Speaker 01

  Like a proper piggy bank?

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, it's a silver pig.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  In his room? No, it's in the living room.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  On display for everybody.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Is this backup investment? It's an apartment, so... What kind of cash you got in there? There's some bills in there too. I would say there's probably thirty-eight bucks in there if I had to guess, because there's some bills. Now, who gets their hands on that? You got to have bills, bills, paper money.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Do calzone it.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  I don't know. I guess, I guess it could be his. I don't know. Sarah's like, "I'm gonna take all your spot pay and make an account for him." I'm like, "He's two. What are you talking about? That's my money."

• 22:51Speaker 01

  That's good though.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Take your spot pay? What the fuck? He doesn't need it.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  These broads and they're greedy.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Their ideas.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got a question. Did you open, as I was talking about investment, did you open up your, uh, the, the, I don't know if you get it actually. I think your son was already born.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  New York saves?

• 23:05Speaker 01

  No, the account. You get the US federal account.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  Oh, the Trump thing?

• 23:09H. Foley?

  War bonds.

• 23:09Speaker 02

  I don't know, but I don't know.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  I qualify. I'll put a thousand bucks in the account.

• 23:13H. Foley?

  What is it? What are you talking about?

• 23:14Speaker 01

  I don't know. Luke will tell you. I texted our manager. I said, hey, make this happen.

• 23:19H. Foley?

  How do I get in on this?

• 23:20Speaker 01

  You gotta have a kid within like a certain year.

• 23:21H. Foley?

  Fuck.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  Get a kid.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  It's a good time.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  It's fun.

• 23:25H. Foley?

  Can I have his social security number?

• 23:26Speaker 01

  No.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  The other day I farted in it. My son said, God bless you. Come on.

• 23:29H. Foley?

  Aww.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  That's class. He said, God bless you daddy.

• 23:32Speaker 01

  You also had sent me a video one time of your kid playing scratchers.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves them. He loves a scratch ticket.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  That's what I asked. I asked you. One of the things we asked is, would you say the classiest thing you've done is buy, invest $175 of your money into a sweater?

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went full non-knockoff. I mean, but now I'm getting pushback that this isn't classy. I think this is as classy as it gets. It's as classy as I get it.

• 23:55H. Foley?

  Real David Putty vibes.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  All signs point to yes. Will America win gold?

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Oh, we should have got you a fucking eight ball jacket.

• 24:03H. Foley?

  Damn it!

• 24:04Speaker 01

  God!

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Those are pricey.

• 24:05H. Foley?

  The snafu with the check notwithstanding, when you did do that little process, did you feel like, like an adult when you were doing that?

• 24:13Speaker 02

  I felt like a million bucks or a quarter of a million bucks.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  Going in to get the check at the bank?

• 24:18Speaker 02

  And I have to say to the lady, and I have to whisper, because you know, I'm a working class guy originally.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Sitting here on her $70 shirt.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  So now, now I'm through the stratosphere. I left my family behind. But I was in there and I go, hey, I need to write a check for myself. And she's like, okay, how much? And I was like...

• 24:34H. Foley?

  Is this at the table or at the, at the window?

• 24:36Speaker 02

  This is at the counter, like right at the thing.

• 24:38H. Foley?

  They didn't bring you over?

• 24:39Speaker 02

  Well, I think they didn't know what kind of numbers I was gonna throw at them. And then I think they were a little bummed out too, because I was taking almost 100% of my money in there, out of there. And now it's just... It's in the clouds, Jerry.

• 24:50Speaker 01

  Fucking nuts.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  I don't know where it is.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  You'll be okay.

• 24:53H. Foley?

  Yeah, you'll be fine.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  I mean, I could buy a house in some places in the United States with this amount of money.

• 24:58H. Foley?

  Really?

• 24:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:59H. Foley?

  I didn't know that. Very nice.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  It's, it's, uh, yeah, it's a little nerve wracking.

• 25:04H. Foley?

  What would it cost?

• 25:04Speaker 02

  I'll get it back.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:06H. Foley?

  Get it back!

• 25:07Speaker 02

  And then what?

• 25:11Speaker 01

  We've lost him.

• 25:12H. Foley?

  I know.

• 25:12Speaker 03

  Google says you're safe unless a really smart person gets that check.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  Well, also, it's like, who's like opening an envelope? Like in the mail? It's in the blue, it's in the box.

• 25:24H. Foley?

  Wait, is that what you did? You put it in a box on the street?

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:27H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Is that not good?

• 25:29Speaker 01

  No, dude.

• 25:30H. Foley?

  What are you doing? First of all, you should have wired it to the guy.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  I know, because last time I tried to wire, I can't. My rods and cones are all screwed up.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  You need a Mr. Pants.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  I don't know how to wire. Seriously, last time I tried to wire, it was a whole to do. I'd rather just write a check. I'm from the 80s, dog. I gotta, I gotta, look at the shirt.

• 25:47H. Foley?

  I wanna look a guy in the eye and shake his hand.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  I've tried to wire. I can't wire.

• 25:52H. Foley?

  First of all, that guy should, should have been the one taking it out of your account. You give me your information and he takes it out.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  Well, he can do that with Chase, because he works for Chase, with Chase. So he did that with my Chase. He, don't worry, he got, he's gotten all my money, don't worry.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  Multiple accounts. You're gonna be chasing this guy for a while.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  This is bad news. But he, he talks in a way that you're like, holy shit, this is good.

• 26:13H. Foley?

  Oh, you're coming a mile away.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  He goes, I got Norman hooked up with him too.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  You guys are getting fleeced.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  He's, it's Bad News Bears, but he's got the accent. He's, hey.

• 26:25H. Foley?

  Did he say what he's gonna put it in? T-bills?

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Pocket.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  No, but he told me, I, I've been with him for 10 years, this guy. And he gave me the original amount and the current amount and it's.

• 26:35H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. I've got like 80% more.

• 26:38H. Foley?

  Get out of here.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Although I do keep putting more money in.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, it's your money you have put in there. It's not like a piggy bank.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Oh, Jesus Christ. You guys are getting in my head. You guys get investment guys?

• 26:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Shit.

• 26:49H. Foley?

  I'm busted.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Oh, Jesus.

• 26:51H. Foley?

  Idiot.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 26:53H. Foley?

  Bad with money.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  He's broke.

• 26:54Speaker 02

  Oh, boy, you can't be broke.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  I doubt, you would, you would think.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Get out of here, hawk some of this stuff. You got three guys working for you, fire two of them. I can pick the two, by the way.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  Who would go?

• 27:05Speaker 02

  We're keeping the guy that looks kinda like me.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:07H. Foley?

  I like that guy.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  The shark and pants are going.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Shark is out, pants is no good. His pants are too big.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  Who's bought this new table?

• 27:15Speaker 01

  You're the first guest.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  Brand new table.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  Chris and the new table.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  I think it's pine. It's wobbling, by the way.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Oh, boy. Did you know that?

• 27:21Speaker 01

  The whole place is going, going to shit. The boys are jammed the fuck up over here.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're all jammed. No, I felt classy with this. How about this for, you want to hear some class? Please.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Lay it on me.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  Now, this is just, I mean, I don't mean to be braggadocious here, but I just did Cobb's out in San Francisco.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  Great Cobb.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  Love, that is the most underrated, that's the best city in America. It's beautiful. San Fran as a city? I love it.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  A dump.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  You're out of your mind. Well, you gotta go to the right places. Go to the Marina District, North Beach. I mean, if you go to the, you know, the Tenderloin, it's, it's pretty dicey.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  They did hit the spy store. They have the international spy store there.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  I like that place.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  That's not bad, right?

• 27:56Speaker 02

  Spies alright. I like the Wharf or whatever it is, the piers. They're nice. It's fantastic. The restaurants.

• 28:00Speaker 01

  That was nice. There's that, they have that really big food, that nice food hall market around the water. Did that.

• 28:05Speaker 02

  North Beach is incredible. It's, it's beautiful. Golden Gate, the whole thing. But you don't eat that stuff. You don't eat anything out there, do you? Well, North Beach is Little Italy.

• 28:12Speaker 01

  They got McDonald's out there.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  I go all Little Italy. It's all.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  You do Little Italy?

• 28:15Speaker 02

  Pasta, pasta, chicken parm, pizza. But no seafood? I like seafood. You do? I eat seafood. You ever have Chipino? I don't know what that is. I have Chipotle. It's an Italian. To see Ramon?

• 28:27Speaker 02

  It's an Italian stew they make with fish out in San Francisco. No, I don't know the stew.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  It's not up your alley.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  That doesn't sound good. It's good stuff. I don't want an Italian stew.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  It looks like a cartoon stew. You know, even like a hobo would make with like a fish bone in it and stuff like that.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't care for that. It's delicious. But, so I was, I did Cobb's and then I had Matt Wayne open it for me. And then there was a young lady emceeing. She's from Sacramento. She didn't want to drive back and forth, so she got a hotel. End of the week, I did okay. Paid for that hotel.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  Hey!

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Look at you! That's pretty good.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  Not bad. Now, can I ask?

• 28:59Speaker 02

  That's a classy guy.

• 29:00Speaker 01

  How did you execute this? Did you go, hey, how much is the hotel?

• 29:02Speaker 02

  I said, if you show me your tits right now.

• 29:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  I send you, I mail you a check, you get it in three to four weeks.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  One tit, one night. Uh, no, I said, after, after the weekend, I said, hey, what's your Venmo? You shouldn't lose money to work for the, the old king of content. And she said, oh, my God. And then I sent her the money and she said, oh, I'm gonna quit my job. You're the greatest. I never got it. I said, you can just go ahead and tell everybody on earth. That would be great. And that, yeah, and then she said it bounced, so.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  That's not bad.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  That's classy.

• 29:28H. Foley?

  That's a classy move.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  Classy execution, too.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  Now, if it was a man, would I have done it? Absolutely not. But, you know, if my wife dies, I got something on the horizon. There you go.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  You're planting the seeds for the future.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  You gotta do it.

• 29:39H. Foley?

  Thinking ahead.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Baby's gonna need a stepmom.

• 29:41H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 29:43Speaker 01

  It would've been trashy if you're like, can I see a receipt? How much was it a night? Like, that's not, that's tacky.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  Well, here's where it's trashy. I probably didn't cover.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  Got on a podcast and told 250,000 people about it.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  I probably didn't cover the full amount.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  You're a lowboulder?

• 29:55Speaker 02

  No, I gave her a couple, a few Hyundai.

• 29:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, I don't, how many nights?

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Well, it was three nights hotel, but this day.

• 30:00H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Nowadays.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  This is getting dicey as it gets into it.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  It was probably like $800 in hotel, and I paid for less than half that, you know, but stuff.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, send her 300. 250.

• 30:13Speaker 01

  80 bucks.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  I gave her 60 bucks in a handshake. Had some advice.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  60?

• 30:18Speaker 02

  I gave her a couple.

• 30:19H. Foley?

  60?

• 30:20Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  I told her she'd get a host.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  It was a few hundred bucks.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  It's good.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's classy.

• 30:25Speaker 01

  No, that's very, now you gotta sweet, you're sweet in the pot.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  And then the next day, I got upgraded to Delta One.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  How do you like that?

• 30:32H. Foley?

  Not too shabby.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  And they were trying to get me to spend two grand to upgrade. From the ticket, I already bought an $800 ticket. Two grand to upgrade to Delta One, I rolled the dice and got the last spot. What do you think about that?

• 30:45Speaker 01

  Love to see it.

• 30:45H. Foley?

  This guy's playing the market.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, you are.

• 30:47H. Foley?

  He's thinking 10 moves ahead.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  I saved 2 grand. I lost 275,000, but I got 2 grand.

• 30:52H. Foley?

  Is that what it was, 275,000?

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was in that neighborhood.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 30:56Speaker 02

  It's my entire savings.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  Wow, Joe List.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I took my savings account and wrote it.

• 31:00Speaker 01

  I don't think I could be friends with you anymore.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  I took the savings account, wrote it down on a check, put it in the US mail, and have not seen it in three weeks.

• 31:06H. Foley?

  They're putting it in the blue box on the street.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  I thought the blue box was secure.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  That's nuts.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  How do you get in there? You can't get in there with tongs.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  I don't know, man, it's New York.

• 31:15H. Foley?

  I don't even know, anybody picks that stuff up?

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  There's a little, there's a key. The guy works for the government, trustworthy. He comes in with a key and he opens it. It's a lockbox.

• 31:26Speaker 01

  Well, you should've just got like a carrier, sir. It would've been like 80 bucks.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  Listen, I'm paying for the emcee. I go to Starbucks every day. I got the equi- I can't afford this crap.

• 31:35H. Foley?

  I don't know if I've ever- I don't know if I've ever used the blue mailbox on the street.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  What do you do? I don't get it. Luke, help me out here. You're my buddy.

• 31:42H. Foley?

  You put it in-

• 31:42Speaker 01

  He's never mailed it.

• 31:43H. Foley?

  You put it in your mailbox and leave the mailbox open, or put the little flag up. So the mailman knows to take it.

• 31:48Speaker 01

  You should've left it- you should've left it with your doorman. Hey-

• 31:50H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 31:51Speaker 02

  I shouldn't have given it to the doorman.

• 31:52H. Foley?

  Doorman building.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  That's classy.

• 31:55H. Foley?

  Did you wear a suit when you walked into the bank, like, uh, Andy Dufresne?

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Dufresne?

• 31:59Speaker 01

  Or give it to them. Hey, put this with your outgoing mail.

• 32:01H. Foley?

  Oh my god, that would've been so classy.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Why does the suit fit, though? Doesn't make any sense. Big flaw in that movie.

• 32:07H. Foley?

  Whose suit was it? Was it-

• 32:08Speaker 02

  He was wearing the warden's-

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was wearing the warden's clothes.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  He's like, seven feet tall.

• 32:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, geez.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  The shoes fit and the pants fit.

• 32:15H. Foley?

  Fuck, list.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  That dog don't hunt.

• 32:17H. Foley?

  Damn. Just ruined it. Was it definitely his suit?

• 32:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  It was his- yeah, his suit and his shoes.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  Well-

• 32:27H. Foley?

  Son of a bitch.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:29H. Foley?

  Everything's coming apart.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  A few other problems with that movie, too.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Well, keep them to yourself.

• 32:32H. Foley?

  Lay it on us.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  I don't wanna fuck you all up.

• 32:34H. Foley?

  No, hit us.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Well, one thing that happens is, when he throws the rock to reveal the hole in the thing-

• 32:40H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  The poster would have to be pulled taut for it to rip.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, how did he get tight?

• 32:45H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Like, the poster would have to be tight for it to rip through, but he left-

• 32:49H. Foley?

  Under it.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  So that doesn't make sense. It would be undone on the bottom. It wouldn't rip.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  I would assume with enough- you can make the argument with enough force, it could go through.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  I mean, you'd have to have fucking Roger Clemens in 86 throwing that rock.

• 33:02H. Foley?

  If you- if you watch it out of context, it's always a shock when Morgan Freeman leans his head into that shot. It's like, why is he in the cell?

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Right, right, right. Yeah, there's, uh, there's that. I mean, also, oh, the other one is, when he breaks through the, the pipe, it explodes, as though it's pressurized.

• 33:19H. Foley?

  Right.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  So how's he crawl out of there? When he's crawling, it's, it's empty.

• 33:23H. Foley?

  Cause it all spewed out.

• 33:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, the pressure-

• 33:25Speaker 02

  A hundred percent of it shot out of there? The whole pipe? It's like, miles long.

• 33:29Speaker 01

  Also, that, that's a- that pipe shouldn't be- that wouldn't be pressurized, I don't think.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Pressurized was shit. I mean, that is like, so much diarrhea.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  One of them ears had a lot of poop.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  Um-

• 33:39H. Foley?

  I would've never made it through that.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  No, I would just go back in and be like, plus he's like got it kinda nice now. He's like, he's working there.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Got a good gig.

• 33:46H. Foley?

  Doing alright, yeah. His sister's got taken care of. He's got Hadley all straightened out.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  And of course, the biggest flaw in Family Guy, discussed this also and made some great jokes about it, but like, he's been in prison for 20 years. How does he know there's not a mall where he tells him to meet? He's like, there's a rock wall in Buxton. You go along the wall, there's a big oak tree. And you're like, he's been gone for literally 20 years.

• 34:08H. Foley?

  Could be a subdivision by now.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  He could go there and be like, oh shit, it's a Sephora. Fuck.

• 34:12H. Foley?

  Well, I guess I'll head on back to prison now.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  He's like, damn it, he's never gonna be able to find me.

• 34:17H. Foley?

  I'll give you that. There's no way that he would have been able to remember all those instructions and find that, find that rock.

• 34:23Speaker 01

  He's got nothing but time.

• 34:24H. Foley?

  No, Morgan Freeman when he went out there.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  And Seawat Tanea.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  Sam Wantanea.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  And how do you even spell that? I've seen the movie 300 times. I still don't know how to spell Seawat Tanea. This guy's an uneducated convict. He's like, oh, Seawat Tanea, that must be Z I H J.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wouldn't know.

• 34:38H. Foley?

  If that was us, we never would have found each other.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 34:41H. Foley?

  Be wandering around, uh...

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Be stuck in the pipe.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  That what are you gonna do? It's a great film.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's get this, let's get to some garbage questions. Um, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Kippy's Classmate the Horse. $10 homie, you ever play a sport using a ball not from that sport? As a kid, basketballs were always flat at recess, so we always use a kickball or soccer ball to shoot hoops. No one made shit.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  Oh, we did a lot of floor hockey with tennis ball. Tennis ball hockey on the street, street hockey with tennis balls. That was big.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was classic.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  You can always get a bad bounce on those things. It would go like fucking nine houses down, though.

• 35:15H. Foley?

  The volleyball was always a good substitute for a basketball.

• 35:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I feel you. I think the other way around, volleyball with a basketball, that'll, that'll fuck you up.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  That'll, that'll spike you.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  That'll ruin your life.

• 35:29H. Foley?

  We used to love playing wiffle ball with a tennis ball. Like a wiffle ball bat and a tennis ball?

• 35:34Speaker 02

  We did aluminum bat with a tennis ball.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was big.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  That was all of our baseball was with a tennis ball.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Crush it.

• 35:41Speaker 02

  It was fun.

• 35:41H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 35:42Speaker 01

  Did you do like the, open up the wiffle ball bat, stuff wet newspaper in there and seal it back up?

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:46H. Foley?

  We taped it. Put electrical tape around it.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, we did that too, yeah. That was fun.

• 35:50H. Foley?

  Let me ask you this. What is the official wiffle ball bat? The yellow one?

• 35:55Speaker 02

  I think the yellow skinny.

• 35:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  You gotta go yellow skinny with the cardboard holding the wiffle ball.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  I don't even think it's close. What are you, what are you?

• 36:03H. Foley?

  It's that, for sure. But whenever you played wiffle ball, there was always some dickhead that had like a fat one.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  The fat red one, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that movie's about. Wiffle ball. Big red one. You guys know that movie?

• 36:15Speaker 01

  I don't know that movie.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  This isn't a classy group here.

• 36:17H. Foley?

  It's a war movie, I know. I know the big red one.

• 36:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, of course.

• 36:20H. Foley?

  Bastogne, Battle of the Bulge, Dirty Dozen.

• 36:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Nice flex, yeah. What, you think you love America more than me? You trying to, you trying to tell me you love the USA more?

• 36:33H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 36:35H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 36:38H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 36:40H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 36:54Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 37:07H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 37:08Speaker 01

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• 37:49H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 37:50Speaker 04

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• 38:03Speaker 05

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• 38:29Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I bet the kickball or that never fucking worked. And then you could also, yeah, it's brutal.

• 38:36Speaker 02

  I like a kickball. I love a kickball. Kickball's underrated. Maybe you could do kickball with a soccer ball. I'm pretty sure I've done. Yeah, that's all right.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Sure, you can get there. You can never kick a ba- basketballs don't kick.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  No.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  Trying to kick basketball, it pings real fucking hard.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, they stink.

• 38:51Speaker 01

  Um, all right, let's see here. Um, this is from Sully. $10 Canadian bozo here. Is it garbage if you and the other groomsmen have pizza?

• 39:00Speaker 02

  You're all choked up?

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Aw, man, I'm all choked up.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  Emotional one. I keep he's going through puberty.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  I know. Have, uh, you and the other groomsmen have pizza delivered to the church while you're waiting for the groom to walk down the aisle. That's...

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Joe List, what do you think?

• 39:12Speaker 01

  That seems like someone, something in your family would do, though, if I'm being honest with you.

• 39:15Speaker 02

  I mean, look who you're talking to here. We're all pizza every wedding. In fact, one of the reasons... Oh, yeah. After my wedding, like the receptiony, you have the reception, whatever. When that's over. We all pizza, like stacks of pizza, yeah. That's a classy move. Big pizza guy. So I think delivering pizza, you're always hungry, you're nervous. Also, everyone's drinking from a flask in the wedding party. Everyone's got a flask in their jacket. So you're getting boozed up. You don't want to get too drunk. It's classy where I come from. Yeah, I'm gonna give it to him. I like it. Yeah.

• 39:43Speaker 01

  We were always, Philly was always very, you know, you would do like the, if you were in the wedding, you would go to the ceremony and then like the party, you know, all the groomsmen and groomed bridesmaids or whatever, would get on like a bus or something to go take pictures. And on that bus, there would be a bunch of coolers with booze and soft pretzels.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  Oh, that's classy. Did you do the trolley? In Philly, they have this one trolley that they all, that they all use. Yeah, no trolley over here. You might use a duck boat in Boston. Ah, that's big bucks. If I, I mean, if I could find that check, maybe. We'll see.

• 40:17H. Foley?

  Is the, the place that you have now, is this the newest, nicest apartment you've, you've been in? Right?

• 40:24Speaker 02

  Has to be. It's the nicest, but it's smaller than my old apartment. I had a great apartment in Astoria. This is much smaller, but a nicer building, nicer location.

• 40:33H. Foley?

  Got the doorman.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  Got a doorman, we got a blue balcony, we got, we're by the water. It's pretty classy.

• 40:38H. Foley?

  You got a pool?

• 40:39Speaker 02

  We don't have a pool, but our neighbor, Karen Fee, our best bud, she's got a pool that we...

• 40:42H. Foley?

  In her building?

• 40:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, that we...

• 40:44H. Foley?

  Can you go over there?

• 40:46Speaker 02

  We do.

• 40:46H. Foley?

  Do you wear the, do you wear the hockey sweater?

• 40:48Speaker 02

  Uh, no, no. She, she sets us up. She pays and then we're always like, we'll pay you back, but then she, we don't.

• 40:54H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 40:55Speaker 01

  This guy's a dirtbag. Sneaking his family over to another building.

• 41:00Speaker 02

  And then everyone, all the people at the pool are like, which building do you live in? We're like, ah, building. We live in the building. Don't worry about it. Yeah. We're here.

• 41:09H. Foley?

  That's pretty nice. You got a nice view, though.

• 41:11Speaker 02

  It's a nice view and we got, uh, yeah, it's awesome.

• 41:13Speaker 01

  You got a parking garage with the apartment?

• 41:15Speaker 02

  Not with it, no. I have to pay for that, too. They really suck you dry in this town.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  This guy's really a fuckin' man at night.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  I have, well, currently, I don't have a car. My car, now you want to talk family, my car, I drove to Massachusetts to see the family. My check engine light came on. My father's like, you gotta get that checked out. You better get that checked out.

• 41:36H. Foley?

  Dad's freaked out about that.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  So I went in, they're like, you need a new transmission.

• 41:39Speaker 01

  What?

• 41:40Speaker 02

  They ended up paying for the tra, the, the car company did, because it only's like 50,000 miles. Nissan, famously bad transmissions. They, they covered it, but it was gonna take days, so I had to take the train back. I rented a car, I came back. Now my car's in Massachusetts. I can't get it back. I told my parents, why don't you come down to visit the baby, drive the car down.

• 41:57H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  See the baby, I'll buy you dinner.

• 42:00Speaker 01

  Take the bus back home.

• 42:01Speaker 02

  And they go...

• 42:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, how do they get home?

• 42:03Speaker 02

  They take the train.

• 42:04H. Foley?

  Talk about a flaw in the movie.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  They take the train, but they won't, they won't drive in the city. They can't drive in the city. They won't drive in the city.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  My mom, from Philadelphia, 90 minutes away.

• 42:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:16Speaker 01

  Would never even think of attempting it.

• 42:18Speaker 02

  No, she's like, we can't do it.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  A bridge, a tunnel, get the fuck out of here.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 42:21H. Foley?

  Gang, we got a brand new merch alert and we've kicked it up a notch, baby.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  Achi machi.

• 42:26H. Foley?

  Kippy, show them.

• 42:27Speaker 01

  We got hats. Boom, hit them with the AYG hat.

• 42:29H. Foley?

  Look at that AYG hat, quality.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  We got a classic Bernie's dad hat.

• 42:32H. Foley?

  We got comfort colors tees.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  Upgraded to tees, heavyweight tees for heavy white boys. We got Uncle Henry's men's wear. We got Kippy's racing t-shirts.

• 42:42H. Foley?

  Kippy's racing tees.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  We got the Bass Pro Shop knockoff, no big deal, how you doing?

• 42:49H. Foley?

  We got the Palm Breakfast Spot.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  Woo.

• 42:51H. Foley?

  Look at that. Front and backs, gang.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  And then get it for St. Patty's Day, limited run, Kiss Me I'm Trash shirt, give it to a classy broad near you.

• 42:59H. Foley?

  That's real as you.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  AreYouGarbers.com.

• 43:01H. Foley?

  So did you have to go to a Nissan dealership or just a regular mechanic?

• 43:04Speaker 02

  I went to a dealership.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Did you buy new or used?

• 43:07Speaker 02

  I bought it used in 2018 and 2020, cash, boom.

• 43:14Speaker 01

  This guy's got 5,800 on him.

• 43:15H. Foley?

  Cash, cash or a check?

• 43:17Speaker 02

  A check.

• 43:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  And I mailed it.

• 43:19Speaker 01

  It'll be there in three to four months.

• 43:21Speaker 02

  So, but I pulled a baller class move. I said, I'm gonna pay. They were like, it's gonna be installments, whatever, because they want you to have their hooks in you.

• 43:28H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  And I said, no, no, I got, I got cash. And they said, oh, we don't do that. And I said to them, I write a check for $18,000 right now, you're not taking it? And they went, well, let me check to the manager. And he came back and said, would love to take it.

• 43:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, I thought so.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  It was the coolest I've ever been in my life.

• 43:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  I'm like, who's taking, who's turning away cash?

• 43:43Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  Also, I love you sitting across from a finance guy. I cut you a check for 18 grand right now, we can't do business?

• 43:49Speaker 02

  With this sweatshirt on. I had my money guy in my ear. He was telling me all the lines like Newman, tell me, write him a check.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Legally, you have to take this. It's American currency.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  But yeah, so now my car, now I'm paying for a garage with no car in it. And my dad's driving it around. I got word from my sister, she's on the inside. She's like, you know, dad's driving your car all the time.

• 44:06H. Foley?

  He's driving the car up there but won't drive it down here for you?

• 44:08Speaker 02

  You're goddamn straight.

• 44:09Speaker 01

  What's his day-to-day car?

• 44:10Speaker 02

  He has no car. We got, we got props.

• 44:13H. Foley?

  Your dad has no car?

• 44:14Speaker 02

  Well, they, they share a car. Now he's got my car.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  Your mom and dad have one car?

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:20H. Foley?

  What kind of car is it?

• 44:21Speaker 02

  It's like a Toyota CRV, maybe, something like that, some kind of thing.

• 44:26H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  It's leased, yeah, it's, it's not.

• 44:29H. Foley?

  They're both retired, though.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  No, no, they're still working.

• 44:32H. Foley?

  What?

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:33H. Foley?

  How did they get to work?

• 44:35Speaker 02

  One drives the other one and then drives back. No kidding? Yeah, and then goes and picks her up. It's like, it's like a Norman Rockwell up there. It's like Angela's ashes.

• 44:45Speaker 02

  We got, we got some, there's some problems up there. And I'd love to help them, but I'm living down in Manhattan, I'm drowning. I'd love to help them. I just lost all my money. I pick up the tab here and there.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  Would you tell, okay, here's the thing. Would you tell your parents you spent $170 on a sweatshirt?

• 45:01Speaker 02

  Ah, everyone's, they, they, they know quality when they say, they know this isn't Sears, baby. This ain't Sears and Roebuck. Look at Joe walking around in his fancy sweater. Yeah. I mean, yeah, they, they know, they get it.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Did you spoil them for Christmas this year?

• 45:16Speaker 01

  He's letting them use the car.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I gave him a fucking car, for Christ sakes. No, we don't really do, uh, I got him some gift cards. I got like a Home Depot for my dad, and then I got him a $100 gift card. But we, we try not to spend money, because they spend the money on the kid, and then everybody's a little short on cash up there. I'm with you. Yeah.

• 45:34Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  It feels a little silly to be, oh, here's this, oh, I got you this.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I, I agree with that. At a certain age and, you know, with the dynamic, it's, it's tough.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  It's not toys, I don't give a shit. Right. Hate it. It's gotta be something like, uh, special, something personal. Hey, I found his autographed Seinfeld script, or something like that. Yeah, that'd be awesome.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  You would like that. I don't think your dad would be fucking chomping at the bit to get his hands-

• 45:58Speaker 02

  Well, if I found a Partridge Family-

• 46:00Speaker 01

  On a table read script.

• 46:01Speaker 02

  Script and gave it to her, you know.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  Sure. Uh, this one's about parents and cars as well. This is from Chris. Is it garbage if your mom was the, is the primary driver even when your dad's in the car? That's a tough one.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  I mean, we, I never saw that in my life. My dad could drink 450 Captain Cokes, he's driving the car home. I have never once, ever in my life, seen my father in the passenger seat and my mother driving.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  I've been in the car, and I want to admit, I have had stepmom, you know, two sets of parents, and I want to admit who, who it was, but the, the gentleman had said to the lady, "I'm okay, I got it." And I was, I was in the backseat like, I don't think we're okay. I don't think he has it.

• 46:37Speaker 02

  No, no. My, I mean, I cannot even visualize my dad in the passenger seat with my mother driving.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  I do it sometimes now, because my wife doesn't drink, and I'll have a cocktail or two.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  Which then-

• 46:47Speaker 02

  He'll get all fucked up.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  I'll get all fucked up. Not really, but even if I have like two, you know- We just went out for, uh, our anniversary. Yeah, it's like, why am I gonna drive even with two beers, you know?

• 46:59Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 46:59Speaker 01

  Two Manhattan's.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  I mean, when I'm in Texas, Sarah will drive, because it's her mother's car, so she'll drive around. And she's, she's okay for a girl.

• 47:05H. Foley?

  I respect that, that's fun.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  But then, a lot of times, if we're going far, I'll, I'll take the wheel.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  I just got-

• 47:10H. Foley?

  Of her mom's car?

• 47:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. Once we get out of you.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  You'll drive her mom's car?

• 47:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, you know, I'm a man. These bitches don't know what they're doing.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  No, not at all.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  They don't know how to drive a car.

• 47:20H. Foley?

  It's always odd when you're sitting in the passenger seat of your car.

• 47:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's funky.

• 47:25H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 47:25Speaker 02

  I mean, when I was drinking, I would do it all the time. Because I was never, this is always so funny to me, when I was drinking, I was never afraid of dying, I was only afraid of getting arrested.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 47:33Speaker 02

  I didn't want to get arrested, so I would give it to the drunkest person ever, I'm like, hey, you get arrested in my car.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  Oh, I never did that, I liked Captain and the Ship.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Right.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:42H. Foley?

  One time, we, uh, we switched sides, my buddy was driving and he was drunk, we pulled into a Denny's parking lot, and I wasn't drinking, and we just literally just went around the car real quick. And the cop was right behind us, and he's like, who's driving? And I was like, I was. He's like, no, you weren't, he was. And I was like, nah. He's like, alright. Sucker.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 48:00H. Foley?

  Got him. Told him to beat it.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Beat it!

• 48:03Speaker 02

  That's what that song's about. Alright. Cut that.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  I just-

• 48:07Speaker 02

  That was worth the Valentine's Day candy.

• 48:08H. Foley?

  I hit the brakes on that, sorry.

• 48:10Speaker 01

  And then nothing happened. You know what it is, I'm too hot in this sweatshirt, take it off! Um, nah. We, uh-

• 48:17Speaker 02

  I got a bra on under this.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  I got a new car, my wife keeps going, like, I'll be like, I came into work yesterday, and she's just like, oh, what's the, because we, you have a number at our lot, like, you call and say, hey, I need car number 62 or whatever.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 48:33Speaker 01

  And she's like, what's the number of the new car? And I'm like, eh, Schmuggen or whatever, like, I'm just, because I don't want her driving the new car, I'm nervous her driving the new car.

• 48:42H. Foley?

  Does she want to take it-

• 48:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's like, I want to go to the grocery store, I want to go to Jersey, I want to go to the mall, I want to take the baby here, and I'm like-

• 48:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's all the way in the back of the lot, you know, it's a whole thing.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  You're not letting her drive the car?

• 48:54Speaker 01

  It's a big car. She's not used to the big cars and it's in Manhattan, it's hectic.

• 48:59H. Foley?

  You're insured?

• 49:00Speaker 01

  I know.

• 49:01H. Foley?

  I'm shocked. You're usually pretty loose with that stuff.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  Well, you get older, you buy that car. Now, I used to always, I only overdrove hand-me-down cars. A dead grandfather, a different dead grandfather, a dead grandmother. And then I would be like, "Who wants to drive my car? Take the car." I'd be throwing the keys around my back and then I bought a car, cash.

• 49:18H. Foley?

  Don't touch it!

• 49:18Speaker 02

  And now I'm like, "No one's driving my fucking car."

• 49:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's like, there's values. Every car I ever had was like, sma- it was like, just a piece of shit. And I'm like, "Yeah, who cares? Drive it around."

• 49:27H. Foley?

  Now, your dad's up there driving around in your car.

• 49:29Speaker 02

  I know. I don't care for it. He's a nut, dude, and he likes to whack them back.

• 49:34H. Foley?

  With a new transmission, too.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Brand new.

• 49:36H. Foley?

  Probably humming.

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Probably double-clutching.

• 49:38H. Foley?

  I didn't know, it's on a stick, is it?

• 49:40Speaker 02

  No, god, no.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  Do you know how to drive stick?

• 49:43Speaker 02

  I was taught to drive stick in a cemetery parking lot by Tom Dustin and-

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Tommy!

• 49:49H. Foley?

  That's so funny.

• 49:50Speaker 02

  Uh, boy, and then he was like, "I've never seen anyone pick up on this this fast." And then I was whizzing all around. He's like, "It's crazy." He's like, "Seriously, I've never seen anything like it."

• 49:58Speaker 01

  Like, he's the main stick teacher?

• 50:00Speaker 02

  He's a big stick guy.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? No one ever in history is-

• 50:04Speaker 02

  I cruised around and went around town and I was driving that stick like fucking, you know, a guy who drives stick well.

• 50:10H. Foley?

  You were moving!

• 50:10Speaker 02

  And then I've never driven stick since that. That was 18 years ago.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  Go out on top, baby!

• 50:15Speaker 02

  I think, yeah, I mean, I think I could get it done, but it wouldn't be pretty, probably.

• 50:19H. Foley?

  They still make them, right?

• 50:21Speaker 01

  It's like a few percent, it's like a couple of percent.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  My car in high school was stick.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:25H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  What was it?

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Well, how far out of high school are you?

• 50:28Speaker 01

  He's like 26.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  I'm 28.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Like 10 years ago.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  Hot. God, he's getting hotter. That's why they keep me around. I'll pay for your hotel.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  He's got five minutes.

• 50:37H. Foley?

  Two nights, that's it.

• 50:40Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. This one's just funny. It's just from Doggy Dingleberries. "You ever poop in a winter coat?" I think you gotta take the winter coat off if you're... If... That's an away game.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  I gotta tell ya, I just did this.

• 50:53Speaker 01

  So did I.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  Like, a few... I don't wanna say minutes ago, but like, like, two days ago, at the airport. Literally, two days ago.

• 50:59Speaker 01

  You don't take the jacket off and hang... I'm afraid I poop on the back of it.

• 51:01Speaker 02

  There was no hook, and it was a bit of an emergency, and I thought, should I put it on my suitcase? But it was like, it was, it was ready. It was rattling the cages.

• 51:09H. Foley?

  How puffy of a winter coat are we talking?

• 51:10Speaker 02

  It's very puffy.

• 51:11H. Foley?

  Really?

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Big puff.

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 51:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, puffed it.

• 51:14H. Foley?

  How'd you wipe like that?

• 51:15Speaker 02

  I just, I kinda pulled it up with the left hand, and then wiped with the right hand. But I was nervous.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  I would be nervous the rest of the day that I have shit on my jacket.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm nervous for that.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  I do, that's my... Sometimes I'll take pictures of my butt to make sure I got nothing going on there.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  I poop in the lobby of my building a lot, 'cause it's, uh...

• 51:31Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 51:31H. Foley?

  It's a quiet little spot, nobody goes in there, so like, if I'm coming home...

• 51:35Speaker 02

  You're that close to home?

• 51:36H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 51:37Speaker 01

  I'll leave the house.

• 51:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'll go down there and do my business. You know, take the elevator down, stretch my legs a little bit. It's quiet in there, it's bigger than my bathroom.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  It's one of the craziest things that I've ever...

• 51:47H. Foley?

  Really?

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's wild, dude.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  I don't like this one bit.

• 51:50Speaker 01

  And I doubt the neighbors are thrilled by it.

• 51:52H. Foley?

  Nobody knows you're in there, nobody uses it. There's two bathrooms in our building no one goes into. One in the gym, and one in the lobby. And I, I use them both.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:01H. Foley?

  Like, an extended living room. When I went in there and I had my winter coat on, I was like, "I gotta take this off, it's..."

• 52:05Speaker 01

  It's like Play Now.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  I think Play Now's putting something in my food.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Tell my wife, "I'm in my office." Um, yeah, I don't know. I, I, I stopped trying to... I don't love doing away games. Are you okay with an away game?

• 52:19Speaker 02

  I try to shit...

• 52:20Speaker 01

  I try to not to.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  I shit at the gym if I have to, but I try to always shit at home. I like, I like home shit, yeah. Same at the hotel, on the road, I'm like, Starbucks shit, I can't do it. I try not to do it. I can, but I don't want it.

• 52:33H. Foley?

  You don't shit in your hotel room?

• 52:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. I gotta get back to the hotel room.

• 52:36H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 52:37Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, if you're on the road, there's no...

• 52:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just mean, like, I won't shit in the restaurant, I'll save it up.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  'Cause I wanna take the pants off, I wanna get half a boner, read, whatever, watch YouTube.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  I'm with ya.

• 52:50Speaker 02

  Have the shower as an option if things get hairy. You know what I mean? You get one of those rogue wipes that goes up the side. I gotta get right in the shower.

• 52:58H. Foley?

  Buddy, you're speaking my language. My, my percentage of that is about, I don't know, 30%.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, same.

• 53:05H. Foley?

  I'm getting in the shower after.

• 53:06Speaker 01

  That's, that's, that's a high number.

• 53:08H. Foley?

  I like to be fresh!

• 53:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:10H. Foley?

  Is that bad?

• 53:11Speaker 02

  You got a removable shower head?

• 53:12H. Foley?

  No.

• 53:13Speaker 02

  So what are you gonna do, like a, like a lean and?

• 53:15H. Foley?

  Let's take a shower.

• 53:16Speaker 02

  I know, but how do you get up in the hole?

• 53:18Speaker 01

  He puts his hand in there.

• 53:20H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean, normal? The shower, the water comes down, I put my butt again towards the shower and I?

• 53:25Speaker 02

  I know, but if you get a removable shower head, you just jam that shower head right in there. Blast it out.

• 53:29H. Foley?

  Sure, I guess.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  Highly recommend.

• 53:32H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 53:33Speaker 01

  Sheff recommends.

• 53:34H. Foley?

  Wait, when you do that, are you only washing your bottom? You're not, you're not taking a whole shower?

• 53:39Speaker 02

  No, I take a whole shower, but then when it comes time for my asshole, I, I put that shower head right in there. You know, you guys know. Luke?

• 53:46H. Foley?

  I'm with it. You don't have a removable shower head? Yeah.

• 53:49Speaker 02

  No, but if you do.

• 53:50H. Foley?

  If you do. That's trash.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  It'd be going up my ass. What?

• 53:53H. Foley?

  Removable shower head.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  No, that's classy.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  No, that's classy.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  The new ones, I just got, I, I had to get a new bathroom and they're like big and then the middle of it pops.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no, it's nice. And then they have adjustable.

• 54:04H. Foley?

  I don't like the, the, what you mean, it's on the, it's on like a post next to the regular shower head?

• 54:09Speaker 01

  That's classy too.

• 54:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  You can move that up and down.

• 54:12H. Foley?

  I can never work those though.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're not a sharp guy.

• 54:14H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 54:17H. Foley?

  Kind of an idiot.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  Same. Hey, did you mail your entire savings to a?

• 54:23Speaker 01

  To yourself?

• 54:23Speaker 02

  To a guy?

• 54:24H. Foley?

  That I've never done. I couldn't imagine going into a bank and doing that.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  I'm gonna, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna leave here, I'm gonna go straight to the bank and say, hey, give me that money back.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  What's going on? Yeah. Yeah, they can put a stop on it.

• 54:35H. Foley?

  Yeah. Cancel the check.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  And then, but like, the, the, you have to wait a certain amount of time for it to clear to get back.

• 54:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's not gonna go right back into your account.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  No. But at least no one will have it. It should close it for a while.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  I just feel like such a fuck up.

• 54:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  But that's what he told me to do! He's a money guy!

• 54:49Speaker 01

  I don't trust these money guys.

• 54:51H. Foley?

  Mm-mm.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:52H. Foley?

  Should've gave it to me. I would've took care of it, would you?

• 54:55Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 54:56H. Foley?

  I'll put it on the market a little bit.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, he knows, he knows what he's doing. I mean, this market, GOP.

• 55:03H. Foley?

  What do you like Bitcoin?

• 55:03Speaker 02

  S and M, whatever.

• 55:05Speaker 01

  Savings account, you can't lose it in a savings account.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  No, you lose in a savings. Savings is bad. It goes down. You want your money working for you. Luke knows everything. This guy is smart as fuck.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, Luke's a rich kid.

• 55:17H. Foley?

  Yeah. He leaves it somewhere and doesn't touch it.

• 55:19Speaker 02

  Cause it's, it's compounding. You gotta compound.

• 55:22H. Foley?

  Compound interest on the principal.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 55:25H. Foley?

  I didn't know he was into finance a little bit.

• 55:26Speaker 01

  Mr. Building.

• 55:27H. Foley?

  Is that they use different words for words that we would know. You know what I mean?

• 55:31Speaker 02

  They wanna fuck you up. It's like, to keep dumb people out.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  It's like tennis scoring.

• 55:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, capital and dividends and all that shit. It's just profit. Right?

• 55:40Speaker 01

  Capital's not. Capital's money.

• 55:42H. Foley?

  Capital's money.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Working capital, yes.

• 55:45H. Foley?

  Dividends is what you make off that money.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  It's more like the leftover. It's what you, it's, you get them when you buy a stock that's get paid out every year. It's just a little bit. Yeah, see, I don't know. I don't know what any of it is. I don't know what NASDAQ is. I don't know what Dow means. I don't know what S and M is. S and P, whatever the fuck it is.

• 56:03H. Foley?

  What is with the fucking tennis score? What's the problem with that?

• 56:06Speaker 01

  Costa has a great analogy.

• 56:08H. Foley?

  Forty Love?

• 56:09Speaker 02

  Great bit. Yeah, I mean, the French literally did it to keep the, the lower, the lower class people out.

• 56:13H. Foley?

  Wow, did they? See, I respect that. Yeah. I like that.

• 56:17Speaker 02

  I'm a big tennis guy.

• 56:18H. Foley?

  Tennis guy.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  Classy. I'm going to tennis tournament this weekend.

• 56:21H. Foley?

  Where?

• 56:22Speaker 02

  In Austin. I got a hookup.

• 56:23H. Foley?

  Who's playing?

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Uh, Venus Williams is in it. And Jessica Pagula. It's a ladies tournament, so you know.

• 56:30H. Foley?

  Singles?

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:31H. Foley?

  Coco, uh, golf?

• 56:33Speaker 02

  No, it's a smaller tournament. But I told my son, I go, we're gonna go, we might meet some lady tennis players. And he went, ooh.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  A little bit of hound dog in that boy.

• 56:43H. Foley?

  Like father, like son, huh?

• 56:44Speaker 02

  Chip off the old block.

• 56:46H. Foley?

  Couple liras down there.

• 56:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna meet a couple gals.

• 56:48H. Foley?

  You got good seats?

• 56:50Speaker 02

  I got, I'm, I'm, I'm free roaming, baby. I got the inns. I got a, I got a hookup.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  And it connects through the, like, the, or did somebody get you the?

• 56:58Speaker 02

  No, it's a guy, a twos gay. His wife is, works for the, the tennis, tennis, uh, association. So I got to meet some people. I met Francis Tiafoe. I don't know if you know, he's no big, big folk.

• 57:11Speaker 01

  Black guy, right?

• 57:12Speaker 02

  I mean, I try not to.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  I knew you were gonna leave me hanging on that one.

• 57:16H. Foley?

  Who's the Australian guy everybody thinks is kind of a dick? The one that kinda yelled at Ben Stiller?

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, oh, but he was yelling at the guy next to Ben Stiller.

• 57:24H. Foley?

  Yeah, I like that guy. I think that guy's got an attitude.

• 57:27Speaker 02

  Oh, what's his name? Oh, God, you put me on the spot. Now I can't think of it. Nick Kyrgios.

• 57:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was yelling at the guy next to Ben Stiller, but he used Stiller as an example, but then people spun at it as though he was yelling at him. Yeah, he's a lot.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Um, will you lean on anybody to get... Do you have a ticket guy?

• 57:43Speaker 02

  No ticket guy, but I'll email the old...

• 57:45H. Foley?

  Doesn't have a car.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  The old pooch.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, we've emailed like people like, hey, can we get this? And they'll be like, we're working on it. And then they come back like, yeah, we got no luck on that.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Well, lately...

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Which I think they throw your name out and people go, yeah, we're good.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Well, lately, the last few times I've hit up one of the companies, I don't want to say for tickets, they're like, we can get you a face value. And I'm like this.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, we need to buy it.

• 58:04H. Foley?

  What the fuck? Face value?

• 58:05Speaker 01

  Like I'm a fucking Johnny Jerk.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, I thought I was getting the hookup, but, uh, you know, what can you do?

• 58:10H. Foley?

  Wait, that...

• 58:11Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 58:11H. Foley?

  Face, does that mean that...

• 58:12Speaker 02

  It's like the last six times in a row.

• 58:14H. Foley?

  Does that mean that they're selling you the ticket?

• 58:17Speaker 01

  No, they have to pay.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  It's a hold. They hold tickets for the artists, but then they don't... The artist doesn't want to give you the ticket, I think, so you're paying for the like...

• 58:25Speaker 01

  What the fuck? Face value?

• 58:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:28H. Foley?

  That's like when...

• 58:29Speaker 02

  Times have changed.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  You want my 72.50?

• 58:32Speaker 02

  72.50 is not getting you any show these days. It's like 350 bucks for a concert now.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  Sure. WME's got it.

• 58:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, they got that cash.

• 58:41Speaker 02

  Believe me, I know.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  We're getting screwed at every angle here.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  I got no connects.

• 58:47H. Foley?

  You gonna dress up for the tennis tournament?

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, what do you wear?

• 58:51H. Foley?

  Please don't wear that.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  Liquid death sweatpants?

• 58:53Speaker 02

  It's hockey, baby. It's a tournament.

• 58:55H. Foley?

  Are you wearing...

• 58:56Speaker 02

  No, I'll wear some, you know, yes, probably, it's Austin, it's gonna be 60 degrees, so probably some stretchy pants and, uh...

• 59:03Speaker 01

  What you would wear on a flight.

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Got a t-shirt.

• 59:05Speaker 01

  You're not dressing up.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:07H. Foley?

  If you would, when you go to the US Open, do you dress up a little bit for that?

• 59:10Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 59:11H. Foley?

  If you went to Wimbledon, would you dress up for that?

• 59:13Speaker 02

  Wimbledon, I think they make you, or they fucking hit you with a cattle prod or something. They're a different breed out there, yeah. It's crazy. So I'll probably, if I go to Wimbledon someday, I'll dress up. I don't like to, it's hard to dress. It gets all wrinkly.

• 59:25H. Foley?

  It's the worst.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Telling two fat guys.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:26Speaker 02

  It's all, everything's all wrinkly. You look like a jackass. I can't do it.

• 59:29H. Foley?

  Looked good for two seconds and it's over.

• 59:32Speaker 02

  And I can't iron. I'm not taking out an iron on the road.

• 59:35H. Foley?

  Ah, that's a good.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  There's one in the, oh, you're not taking one out? Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking. I think you said you're not flying with one. Spritz it and do the thing. I'm always afraid of burning my shirt or myself. Do a steamer? Take a steamer?

• 59:44H. Foley?

  Steamer suck.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, that don't think they work.

• 59:46H. Foley?

  They suck.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  It doesn't work.

• 59:47H. Foley?

  They suck. Steamer is a fu- it's a fucking ripoff. Do you know how to iron? Like, the technique of it?

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Vaguely. Probably heats up his mac and cheese on it. You press the button, it spritzes, and then you rub it, but not too much.

• 1:00:01H. Foley?

  Did you guys ever taught? Did somebody?

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  My mom.

• 1:00:03H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  Dude, I had to iron at a young age. My mother ironed every single day on a table, though. She had to put a beach towel on the table. That's old. And ironed it on the table.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, no ironing. Did you grow up in the depression? That's crazy.

• 1:00:15H. Foley?

  Wait, why was she ironing?

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  My dad's shirts.

• 1:00:18H. Foley?

  Not your clothes?

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  No. I've been wearing this since I've, I talk about this. I've never changed style. You can go to any year, I'm wearing running sneakers, black sweatpants, a rock and roll t-shirt, my hair just pushed back. Not, there's not one moment of me in my life that you can be like, "Oh, remember that?" Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:36H. Foley?

  An American original.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  There's no, I never had any ra- whatever these things were. The lines? The lines. I never, I never pegged my pants. I never wore. Pegged your pants? What do you, that's what we call it.

• 1:00:47H. Foley?

  Taper them.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, tapered them up, yeah.

• 1:00:48H. Foley?

  Really? You didn't roll them up?

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Tight rolls. No. I never had, uh, like, what's the thing when you blue on it and change the color? Hypercolor. Pussy.

• 1:00:56H. Foley?

  What? Blue on it and change the?

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  Remember that?

• 1:00:58H. Foley?

  Freaky freezers? The gloves?

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  There was shirts and you go, ah. It was like hypercolor shirts. Where did you grow up? Pull that up.

• 1:01:03H. Foley?

  Me?

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:03H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  That was big. You guys didn't have that?

• 1:01:06H. Foley?

  Shirts that change color?

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, hypercolor shirts. Hypercolor shirts, yeah.

• 1:01:11H. Foley?

  What?

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  You must have had that.

• 1:01:12H. Foley?

  I had matchboxes that would do that and you would put them in cold water.

• 1:01:15Speaker 02

  Similar. Hypercolor shirt. You'd, you'd blow on it and it would turn a different color. I didn't have none of that.

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  For, would it then go back?

• 1:01:23Speaker 02

  I don't know. I think so. You wearing mood ring shirts? He's just horny all the time. Dude, this is gonna, this is gonna be big. People are gonna be writing it. My, I said I never did. Other people did. You remember? Well, you don't remember, but you're reading about it. This kid's 14, he doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about. Hypercolor had a moment.

• 1:01:41H. Foley?

  I'm not wearing those change in color shirts.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Let me get eyes on this, I'm sorry. You're gonna get a lot of emails about hypercolor.

• 1:01:46H. Foley?

  I remember freaky freezers, the gloves.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  Oh, I never had freaky freezers. Now who's the asshole?

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Never had a Whoopi pie. Uh, hype, yeah, I don't remember. Early, early 90s.

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  I'm telling you.

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  Did you have the LA Light shoes ever?

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  I never had those, but that was a bit, and there was a big myth that like a guy robbed a bank and then he ran into the woods and they found him.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  I remember my dad telling his boys that on the side of like a, a soccer field and they were dying.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  That was big. It was probably shrouded in some amount of racism there. Like, these fucking dummies, they run around.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  I don't think you're wrong. I think you're pretty dead on.

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what they're doing now.

• 1:02:22H. Foley?

  They saw him under the bush.

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. This guy's hiding in the bushes.

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  Wasn't there a story about that guy that, that started those sneakers that he got in trouble or something like that? The founder of that sneaker company?

• 1:02:32Speaker 01

  LA Lights?

• 1:02:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  Maybe. Wouldn't surprise me.

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  Why would you pin me down to know that info?

• 1:02:40H. Foley?

  I don't know. I'm trying to have a conversation. You two are fucking stonewalling.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  What about Reebok pumps? I'm no stone. I'm not stoning.

• 1:02:46H. Foley?

  You left me hanging on the, on the Valentine's Day stuff.

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  I thought, I hadn't been introduced at that point. I would have jumped in. I thought I had to wait. I had to wait. I would have told you how bad it was right away.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  I had to wait for my thing, but do you remember Reebok pumps?

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was, I, I thought only NBA players could wear those.

• 1:03:03H. Foley?

  You didn't go for that, I saw.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  I had Reebok pumps.

• 1:03:05Speaker 01

  You did?

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  That was, I think my parents like fucking saved up and got me those. And the only thing I would do with them is get them as tight as I possibly could to have them let out the, the longest possible. But that was big.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:18Speaker 01

  I never had any cool shit like that.

• 1:03:19H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  What about the, the wrist things that you hit and then?

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Those were big.

• 1:03:22H. Foley?

  Those were big.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  I would buy those at Party City.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  Uh, snap bracelet?

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  Snap bracelet, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  Something like that.

• 1:03:29Speaker 01

  They were real. Did you ever do like the, uh, the fake cigarettes? Not the candy cigarettes. There used to be fake cigarettes.

• 1:03:33H. Foley?

  The ones with gum. Had a little bit of powder sugar.

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  No, not even that. There was this place, Party City, used to sell. They were just like...

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  I don't think so. I think Sarah has those now though, for sketches.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:42H. Foley?

  Wait, there wasn't, there wasn't candy or anything?

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  We had candy cigarettes for sure.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, candy cigarettes. No, these were like fake cigarettes. And you would just like, you could pull some smoke out. I don't know if it was like, I don't know what it was. But I, that, that's why I started smoking. Get a pack of them.

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  I should sue them.

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Sue them.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  Got money.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  Uh, all right.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  Have Emilio check.

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  Uh, let's do one more and then we can wrap it up here. Uh, let's see.

• 1:04:08H. Foley?

  I'm schwitzing. You gotta be dying.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  I'm dying in this sweatshirt. It's horrible. It is horrible. No breathing.

• 1:04:15H. Foley?

  Woo.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Uh, this is from-

• 1:04:16H. Foley?

  Combiester.

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  Adam Fry's $10 homie. Is it garbage to take a cup of coffee into the exam room on your annual physical?

• 1:04:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's not good.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  I, I, I feel any outside food or beverage should not be entering the doctor's domicile.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  I got in trouble for that a few times during the pregnancy because we'd go to get the x-ray, what the fuck you call it?

• 1:04:35H. Foley?

  Uh. Ultrasound.

• 1:04:36Speaker 02

  Ultrasound. And I would have my cup of tea and they would be like, "You can't, you gotta take that out." And you're like-

• 1:04:41H. Foley?

  Cup of tea?

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Come on, Larry, you know me. And, um, yeah, so I don't think it's a good look, yeah.

• 1:04:48H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  But I would do it.

• 1:04:50H. Foley?

  How comfortable, when you're in there by yourself, when like you go to your doctor, how comfortable do you get when you're waiting for the doctor? Do you remain on the examination thing or will you sit in a regular chair?

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  Are you opening drawers?

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  No, I, I'm shitting my pants. I sit there, I'm terrified, I shake like a leaf and I almost cry.

• 1:05:07H. Foley?

  Really? I never sit in the exam chair. I, soon as I'm done getting my blood pressure, I get out of that, I'll lean up against the, the counter-

• 1:05:15Speaker 01

  Playing it real cool, just like that?

• 1:05:16H. Foley?

  Yeah. I'm not sitting there like a sucker. I'll sit in his chair. I'll sit in a little stool.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  No, I'm scared. I, I, even talking about the doctor triggers me. I'm freaked out right now. I got high blood pressure. You got high blood pressure?

• 1:05:26H. Foley?

  No, blood pressure's good.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:05:28H. Foley?

  Surprisingly-

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  What about you?

• 1:05:30Speaker 01

  What? Uh, yeah, I'm a little high. I was.

• 1:05:32Speaker 02

  Oh, boy.

• 1:05:32Speaker 01

  I gotta, I gotta, I gotta go to an annual physi- I haven't had a physical. I went, I did a physical two years ago.

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  Oh, boy.

• 1:05:37H. Foley?

  I go to the doctor a lot.

• 1:05:38Speaker 01

  That was the first one in 10 years.

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  Going tomorrow, I got a stress test tomorrow.

• 1:05:41Speaker 01

  You say I'm a goner?

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  Yeah. Stress test? But I thought that's for blood pressure, or no?

• 1:05:45H. Foley?

  It's for your heart.

• 1:05:46Speaker 02

  Just in general?

• 1:05:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Speaker 02

  But your blood pressure's good, that's huge.

• 1:05:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, good blood pressure.

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  Take your coffee, jack it up, get a high score.

• 1:05:52H. Foley?

  That's the thing I'm worried about tomorrow. If I can't run fast enough on the treadmill to get my heart rate up to a certain thing, they give you a drug that jacks up your heart rate. And it doesn't feel good.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 1:06:03H. Foley?

  You feel like you're dying. Ah, Jesus.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  So we got that going for us.

• 1:06:06H. Foley?

  Yeah. Did I tell you guys about my buddy who was drinking and driving and we slipped? Jesus Christ.

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  I gotta get my check.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  We gotta wrap it up.

• 1:06:14H. Foley?

  We're falling apart here. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Joe List.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  Jolton Joe, baby.

• 1:06:18H. Foley?

  What a country. The USA kid, always a pleasure.

• 1:06:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:21H. Foley?

  Joe, you know we love you, buddy.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  I love, I love being here. I love you guys.

• 1:06:24Speaker 01

  Uh, plug away. Anything you got coming up?

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Oh, jeez, I almost forgot. Uh, well, Tom Dustin movie's still up on there, Punch Up.

• 1:06:29Speaker 01

  Which is phenomenal.

• 1:06:31H. Foley?

  Home run.

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  Thank you. Yes, please. It's six bucks, for God's sakes.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  Six bucks.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  Um, so that's there. And then I'm coming to Fort Lauderdale. I'm there for the Miami Open. I'm, I'm traveling around, going to tennis matches. I love tennis.

• 1:06:42H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  Cause I'm classy.

• 1:06:44H. Foley?

  And you're pairing that with the tour a little bit?

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  Well, Tommy Pucciani, my guy. He knows, he knows what I like. And then Providence Comedy Connection in April and going back home to be, be the garbage, live in the garbage that I hail from. But, uh, yeah. And then PunchUpLive.com. Are you guys on Punch Up?

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think.

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  I love Punch Up. It's a great website. PunchUpLive.com/cholist. Bunch of stuff on there. YouTube, I got four specials on YouTube.

• 1:07:07H. Foley?

  One of the best. Joe List, everybody.

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  Thank you, boys.

• 1:07:10H. Foley?

  Kenny, what do you got for him?

• 1:07:11Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, we're on the road. Uh, I think Austin might be sold out. We're not adding the shows. Fifth show added in Tampa. Get those tickets. Uh, Chicago's selling out, LA. Get, um, on the comedy club. Get those, uh, get those tickets now. We love yous.

• 1:07:26H. Foley?

  Joe, we love you.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:07:27H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week.