Flea Market Weapons w/ Dan Soder

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Dan Soder! You know Dan Soder from stand up comedy, Soder the podcast, Kill Tony, The Bonfire, The Joe Rogan Experience, Impressions, Legion of Skanks, This is Not Happening, We Might Be Drunk, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast and his Comedy Special "On the Road"! and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Aura Frames: Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/GARBAGE. Promo Code GARBAGE Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE today. HexClad: Take advantage of Hexclad’s Holiday Sale! Head to https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE for Up To 50% Off! Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:26H. Foley?

  It's our little show, we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they're going to be classy. Or just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's and the new addition. She just got her first shipment of venison in.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  A little chewy.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Okay, a little late in the season, I feel.

• 0:46H. Foley?

  Venison sushi? Shit, come on. That's six hours down the drain. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, baby.

• 1:08H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, tell them.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  And the boys are in the middle of the charts, right where we want to be. I ain't at the top of the charts, I ain't showing off.

• 1:14H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  Meaty part of the curve. That's where the, that's where the boys belong. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. Check it out.

• 1:22H. Foley?

  Check it out, gang. And we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today. As I say, family at this point. One of the funniest, one of the most talented comedians out there in the whole goddamn universe, despite his misdirected fandom for the San Francisco 49ers.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Can't be perfect.

• 1:42H. Foley?

  Mr. Dan Soder, everybody.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  I also think it's a, at this point, it's just been established I'm garbage.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  This is just to go back to find the degree.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  This is like when you go back to Chernobyl to find out how bad it was.

• 1:54H. Foley?

  We're just having fun now.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:56H. Foley?

  There's doctors up in the balcony looking down at you.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  You got one of those readers? Oh, it's really garbage in this part. It's real garbage.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  All right, we gotta get out of here in a couple of seconds.

• 2:06H. Foley?

  It's like when they tested Albert Pujols, uh, when they tested his, um, hand-eye coordination.

• 2:11Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:12H. Foley?

  And it was just.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Man, that, the fact that, his fingering must have been incredible.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  I love, I love, dude, he was, he was a finger in chicks, were you nuts?

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, but he was probably like, this is how I store you off. I go store you off, then you go finish meal.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  She goes around her room like a balloon.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  Look at her fly all over.

• 2:35H. Foley?

  We've been talking about this. Now, you're a diner guy.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, love a diner, love a diner.

• 2:40H. Foley?

  I like a cup of coffee, too.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Love a cup of coffee, love, that's how you start every diner meal.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  It's the hard-hitting stuff we get into. You like coffee, Dan?

• 2:46Speaker 03

  I love it, I love it. All these podcasts want to break down politics.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  Comedy.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  Hey, comedy.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  I'll tell you, I start every diner meal.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Hit us.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Breakfast, lunch, or dinner, a cup of coffee.

• 2:57H. Foley?

  A cup of coffee.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Hey, goddamn gentleman.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Bring the coffee.

• 2:59H. Foley?

  The old, the older I get, the more I appreciate coffee with non-breakfast food.

• 3:04Speaker 03

  It's great, it's great.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  It's coffee in the turkey club?

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  What are you doing?

• 3:08Speaker 03

  But I do this.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  I got a case to solve.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  I'll do the coffee, order the food, get a drink with the food.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  And then refresh the coffee when I'm done with the food.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  This is what we're getting into. What is that drink?

• 3:21Speaker 03

  Oh, it's changed.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  What is it at breakfast? What's the beverage order at breakfast?

• 3:25Speaker 03

  Breakfast is gonna sound crazy, uh, it's because I grew up drinking it, cranberry juice.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  Love cranberry juice.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Pre-departed scene, pre-all that shit, I just fell in love with Ocean Spray's cranberry cocktail when I was a kid.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  And I loved it. OJ's fine, I'd go OJ sometimes.

• 3:44H. Foley?

  Not at a diner, though, it's, that's, it's not good OJ. Sulfuric acid.

• 3:47Speaker 03

  It is, it's just.

• 3:48H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  But if they have a, I want a big cranberry juice. And I can fucking tell the difference between Ocean Spray and some garbage-ass other.

• 3:57H. Foley?

  The other brand.

• 3:57Speaker 02

  Are you gonna, do you know if it comes out of the gun or is it bottled?

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know, I can, first taste, I need it to be sweet, but I need that, I need that cranberry snap.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  I'll give it to you. How do you feel about the, uh, the cranberry ginger ale around the holiday season?

• 4:11Speaker 03

  Love it, love it. Uh, Schweppes does it better than anybody.

• 4:15Speaker 02

  Woo.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Canada Dry does regular ginger ale better than anybody.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  Agreed.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  But Schweppes cranberry?

• 4:21H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  Get the fuck out.

• 4:22H. Foley?

  Now, when you were a young.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  I'm gonna get one of those now, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna get one on the walk.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 4:27Speaker 03

  I'm turning on Sixth Avenue and my first mission is buying a cranberry Schweppes.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  Ooh, baby, Katie, we're drinking good tonight, I'm gonna get her one. My lady loves it too. This is live, live feeded to her. I'm calling her baby, I'm getting cranberry shrubs. I saw the AYG guys, we're getting cranberry shrubs, baby. Start yelling Baba Booey. Baba Booey, Baba Booey's penis.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  Speaking of which, when you were a young man, I'm surprised you got the cranberry juice.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:53H. Foley?

  Shout out to moms for making that work.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  Well, we're.

• 4:57H. Foley?

  That wasn't cheap.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  It's like cigarettes. It's like finding your brand of cigarettes.

• 5:01H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  You start somewhere, you move a little, you move a little bit. So I started orange juice, as we all do.

• 5:06H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Then I was a big cran apple guy.

• 5:09H. Foley?

  I was gonna ask you, did you get into the fusions?

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Cran apple was the first one.

• 5:13H. Foley?

  Unbelievable.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  It's still good.

• 5:15H. Foley?

  Unbelievable.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  And then cran berry, I mean, uh, cran, uh, what's the other one?

• 5:20H. Foley?

  Cran grape?

• 5:21Speaker 03

  Cran grape.

• 5:21H. Foley?

  There's also cran raspberry, which.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  No, cran raspberry, I don't know if the tech was there yet. Really? Yeah, so. We're just doing, we're living out of Regan's bit. And then I said, I start talking like Regan. They got apple, cran apple, we got grape, cran grape. That's genius though. This is why he's a genius. That's why he's so good. But then I eventually was like, no, I put all childish things away. Sure. And I just went. Went back to the meat.

• 5:41H. Foley?

  Became an adult.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Cranberry juice, and this is like around middle school, so I'm getting pubes on my dick. Yeah. I'm drinking cranberry juice. Playing with your guys, you can't, you know what I mean? I'm still playing with my guys. You got enough, you got enough childish things, but you gotta man up. You gotta man up in the house. Some stuff. You gotta man up in the house. Picking juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cranberry juice is where I settled, and I loved it. Ocean spray cranberry juice, then became my like, drink, but then at the diner, when I got the coffee, and I got, especially breakfast, big plate of eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon. Mm-hmm. Why don't you give me a juis of some sort? I want cranberry.

• 6:13H. Foley?

  You do it a lime, you do the lemon in there?

• 6:15Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 6:15H. Foley?

  No?

• 6:15Speaker 03

  Straight up. Oh gee. Yeah, I just take it, three fingers of cranberry. Neat.

• 6:21H. Foley?

  Ice, cranberry.

• 6:22Speaker 03

  Cranberry, neat. I won't go, I'll go no ice.

• 6:24H. Foley?

  What?

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 6:25H. Foley?

  Not warm.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  No. I won't go warm. Yeah, gotta poo.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  Hey, is your cranberry chilled by any chance?

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Do you have room temperature cranberry?

• 6:33H. Foley?

  Shaken, that's there.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  My friend, this is a diner.

• 6:38Speaker 03

  But.

• 6:38H. Foley?

  You need job, give you a job.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Okay, you are crazy. Uh, no crazy people here. I will, there's nothing better to me than having a, a cran, a, a ocean spray cranberry thing in the, in the refrigerator.

• 6:52H. Foley?

  The big ass bottle.

• 6:53Speaker 03

  Like on, like, this Christmas?

• 6:56Speaker 02

  The grip on that's great.

• 6:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, good grip.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  You better have a cranberry juice at the house.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Can, can we go back to diner waiters are like the bouncers of New York City? They can, dude, they are never scared.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  They are not.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  They will, they will, they'll, you'll see one, but if shit goes down, there'll be 12 of them, they'll all come out.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  They all have the energy of people that teach self-defense classes.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Where they go, now, my friend, I put my hand on the knife with this hand. I remove the knife, that gives me, they just know.

• 7:28H. Foley?

  They can do that, switch the gun real quick.

• 7:30Speaker 03

  No, so now this gun, my gun. Make sure you tip. Yeah, that, I went, cause I lived in Astoria.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  Soup salad, not included.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  Astoria, I, you know, I was in Astoria for 15 years and we would go to, it's now closed, R.I.P.

• 7:45H. Foley?

  This is what the, I swear to God, this is the first thing you ever said to me.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Neptune Diner?

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Neptune Diner.

• 7:49H. Foley?

  Go on Friday to get the lobster bis. That's the first, that was the first.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  And I know it was a lobster. I know it was shrimp. I know it was shrimp in a lobster suit.

• 7:58H. Foley?

  Hey, did they have the lobster tank? Cause Bel Air Diner has a lobster tank.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Still filled with shrimp?

• 8:03H. Foley?

  I don't know what those guys are doing.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Oh, yes, they did, around. What they would do, what Neptune would do is you would walk in and they'd have ice and they'd have all the fish right there.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 8:11Speaker 03

  And they'd be like, right here.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Goddamn market.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  That's what it, those Greeks.

• 8:16H. Foley?

  I had a steak there one time that blew my doors back.

• 8:19Speaker 03

  Neptune Diner was.

• 8:19H. Foley?

  Phenomenal.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 8:21H. Foley?

  So, the reason we're asking you all this, okay, it's been some pushback from a friend of ours from, uh, from the Mediterranean.

• 8:28Speaker 03

  Oh, Stavi? What did Stavi, and, I mean, he's got diner in his blood.

• 8:32H. Foley?

  He's got diner in his blood. Uh, the one thing that's been, been, it's been a sore spot, uh, in negotiations with Mr. Mr. Halkius, all respect to him.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  Well, I, I started to cut you off. You, you have seen us, the last time we saw you. We were in this setting we were talking about.

• 8:48H. Foley?

  Yes, we were.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  We saw you at our airport breakfast.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, when I was flying into New Orleans for Skank Fest.

• 8:54Speaker 02

  And we were leaving.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  And you were leaving.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  And we were posted up.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  And we were very jealous. We ended up having a great time, but we did not want to go. We were on the road all week and we were showing up and you guys were like, it was like sho- uh.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Danny came in with a little bit of a tune.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Sagalogue nailed it. He goes, "We're showing up at the par-" we worked late at the restaurant.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  Ah, yeah.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  This is exactly what Sagalogue said. He goes, "This is like when you get off work at the restaurant and everyone's at the party, and you're leaving and I go, "And we're just going to the kitchen to take shots."

• 9:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  We're just like in the kitchen like, "What happened?

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Catch up?

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Oh, we missed the fight?" And then you're just like catching up.

• 9:26H. Foley?

  You didn't shower, still smell a little bit like the restaurant.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  Dude, you got your non-slips on?

• 9:30H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. You're coming in with your fucking black slacks.

• 9:33H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  With ranch on it.

• 9:35H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  And you're just trying to get fucked up. That's how it felt going the last day of Skank.

• 9:38H. Foley?

  We had a boy in our fraternity house, God love him, he worked his way through college at a hoagie shop, and he would show up to every party kicking like a landlord in the 30s.

• 9:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love it.

• 9:48H. Foley?

  Just onion scent all over. Still closed, though. Still did well with the lady.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  When I worked, uh, at Silver Mine Subs, delivering sandwiches.

• 9:57H. Foley?

  Home of the Mile High Subs.

• 9:59Speaker 03

  At Univers- no, they would always, it was always named after prospector shit, so it was called like the Cripple Creek.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  That's pretty fun.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  Or it was called like, it's a very Colorado-centric sandwich shop.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Give me the Gold Rush.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yes, there was, I think there was one called the Gold Rush, there's one called like The Vane or something. Um, but I had to deliver sandwiches for them.

• 10:18H. Foley?

  The Chinese mine?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  Before I started working, yeah. Before, the Canary, and you go, "It's laced, I wouldn't eat it." But they, uh, I would deliver sandwiches, but I'd also have to make them.

• 10:29Speaker 02

  Really?

• 10:30Speaker 03

  And then I would get off work and go to parties and be in my Silver Mine Subs fucking uni.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  That's always, that's a conversation you have as you're driving over, you go, "It's not that bad, right? Cause you're used to it."

• 10:40Speaker 03

  I'll tell you what's worse. Delivering subs to the hot girl dorm where all the cool kids live. And they're like, "What? Do you go to U of A?" And you're like, "Yes, I'm a sophomore."

• 10:53H. Foley?

  Are you a huge whore by any chance?

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Can I please fuck you? Cause the only reason I'm a delivery driver is that this will work out in some sort of porn thing.

• 11:00H. Foley?

  I told them when I was in college, I had, so I had financial aid and I had a grant to play football.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:06H. Foley?

  But there was something in either my financial aid or my grant where I had to work for the school.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 11:13H. Foley?

  So I would be, first of all, I cut class a lot and I'd be out partying and stuff like that. And I remember being like hung the fuck over in raking leaves like on main campus in the zip up jumpsuit.

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Like a chain gang.

• 11:24H. Foley?

  As chicks were walking by.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. No one talks about that. Working in college.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Brutal.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  Is embarrassing. Cause hot girls.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:33Speaker 03

  Cause they're not getting hit on, by the way, by rich kids that have to have jobs. These kids are like, "Saturday, do you wanna go hiking?" And I'm like, "I have to, uh, I have to open at Silver Mine Subs."

• 11:45H. Foley?

  What does open mean?

• 11:46Speaker 03

  And then I have to put the fucking big thing on my car, the magnet.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  Nah.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, on the Dodge Stratus.

• 11:52H. Foley?

  Like a cop?

• 11:53Speaker 03

  Like, thunk, the Silver Mine Subs, the light.

• 11:56H. Foley?

  Could you run-

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Plugging into your, uh, it plugged into the lighter. That's what I plug in there.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  You're unplugging it to smoke cigarettes.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Man, keep that lid on!

• 12:04Speaker 03

  Dude, shut the fuck up on you. Dude, they had to do a ride along with me because I was coming back.

• 12:09H. Foley?

  A ride along?

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Because the manager was like, "I gotta do a ride along with you. You're taking too much time because I would stop."

• 12:13Speaker 02

  They always, they always, there's no way, 20 minutes to 20, you were dead to ride.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  They thought I was like going and going to bars and shit and really I was just sitting in my car contemplating suicide.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 12:23H. Foley?

  You're not running red lights or nothing?

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Yelling at-

• 12:25Speaker 03

  They go, "We need you back here on Friday nights because we have sandwiches." And you go, "Yeah, I make three deliveries." And then I just sit in a parking lot and I just smoke a cigarette and I go like-

• 12:34H. Foley?

  Look at my gun.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  I go, "Maybe if I don't knock, they'll kill me." So right up, Arizona.

• 12:44H. Foley?

  You start going through the second floor bedroom window.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Down the back door.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Dan, you're doing it wrong. I go, no, I'm doing it right. I can't work here. Quitting there was so awesome.

• 12:52H. Foley?

  So, the controversy is, we get coffees in the morning when we have breakfast. Also, the whole airport breakfast thing, which, you know.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  We're big airport breakfast guys.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Really?

• 13:02Speaker 02

  Every time.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  I have never had a good one.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, we don't get, I mean.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  I've never had a good airport breakfast.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  We get some bad ones.

• 13:08H. Foley?

  This could get ugly.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  This is.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Airport breakfast is.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  I thought we were gonna have a good day here, Dan.

• 13:13Speaker 03

  Airport breakfast is like, um, single mom, three jobs breakfast. Where they just throw it down and they go, I got a lot going on.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  That's what it is, yeah.

• 13:20H. Foley?

  You can't expect that.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  I got a lot going on.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  It's never always right. There's a lot of mistakes.

• 13:25Speaker 03

  I'll see my, there's no good airport breakfast. I've never had a good airport meal. I've never had a meal.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  At a restaurant where I've gone. That was it.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  I get that. Well, we go, the crux of the discussion is the Palm at the JFK. We go there and get breakfast when we fly out of.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  That's too much. That's too much. You're paying.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  It's just right.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  You're paying for the wrong experience.

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 13:49Speaker 03

  Go to the actual Palm.

• 13:51H. Foley?

  We gotta start vetting these guys.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Don't, but you guys.

• 13:54H. Foley?

  When you guys are gonna play ball.

• 13:55Speaker 03

  You guys are, no way, no way. That's a flash pass for like, one ride. Where you go, no, if you're gonna do it, go do it with all the rides. Don't do one ride.

• 14:07H. Foley?

  We're hungry.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Is the steak.

• 14:09H. Foley?

  I don't mind holding the baby while she takes the order.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  I don't like it. I don't like it.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  Listen, I get, we're learning. I'm learning, not everybody's.

• 14:16H. Foley?

  Don't concede because it's Danny So's.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  I'm not. I'm saying I'm learning.

• 14:19H. Foley?

  Hold your ground.

• 14:20Speaker 02

  Listen.

• 14:20H. Foley?

  This is why we're gonna lose in the first round of the playoffs.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, or if Sirianni cries to the anthem again. Oh my god.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  He's an emotional guy.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  I'm sorry, he's a patriot.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. Um. The Rockets, red clear, man. They're fucking red.

• 14:34H. Foley?

  How dare you.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  They're the reddest.

• 14:35H. Foley?

  You don't get choked up on a flyby?

• 14:37Speaker 03

  I love me a national anthem, but I wanna see a.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  Stellic.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  A tense, jawed, clear-eyed coach. Not one going.

• 14:49Speaker 00

  God damn it.

• 14:51H. Foley?

  Who booked this guy?

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Luke, cut this.

• 14:52H. Foley?

  Kill this.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  As someone's like, Super Bowl-ing it, you know, when they go.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  He's biting his knuckles.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  And then he was like, he was like, chippy. And then he's like, "What's up, bitch?" And you're like, "No, no, no, you were crying, motherfucker."

• 15:07Speaker 02

  Listen, he loves this country.

• 15:08H. Foley?

  We're replacing all this with Purdy's, uh, Achilles injury.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, fuck. You guys, oh my god, you guys breaking him? I saw Reddick breaking Brock Purdy, and then him breaking your guys'... then he never played again. He's like, "I'm gonna go to the Jets, never mind."

• 15:24H. Foley?

  It's terrible of me to say. Great kid.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Good kid, nice guy.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  So your stance is...

• 15:29H. Foley?

  It's not that. We're not gonna get into that with you. Cause you're too smart for us.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  I just, I just wanna, I do, you're too smart for us.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 15:36H. Foley?

  You've already kinda won the argument.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  I know. And I'm like, trying to like, I'm trying to do gymnastics to prove my point and still keep my backbone, and not cry during the National Anthem. That's what I'm trying to do.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  You look over, I'm crying.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  I'm starting to reel, I thought we lived in the majority, cause we're idiots. And I thought, you get to the air, witless, and we travel, a lot of us, we get to the, you know, as a crew, we meet up there, we make sure everybody's there on time, and then we grab a breakfast. That's what we do, and we love it.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  I like that as a crew, now you, now you've changed things. Cause it's as a crew.

• 16:06H. Foley?

  You're also a different breed. You were out there banging solo, flying out on Friday morning to go do the clubs.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  This is what I mean. So, it's a, I'm, I'm coming at it from a different perspective.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  Sure. So for me to get to the airport early, and we're going to hang, we're having a diner, we're recreating a diner hang when we can.

• 16:23H. Foley?

  Ooh, he's gonna sneeze.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Danny So.

• 16:26H. Foley?

  Who sneezes on a podcast?

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Ah, pieces of shit.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  Start trying to make fun of me.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:31H. Foley?

  Who wears a hat, huh?

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Can I tell you where I agree with you guys? I love going airport breakfast comedy festivals.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got your homies.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 16:41H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  You got your homies.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 16:43H. Foley?

  I remember Jay saying, uh, like, when he, when he was doing the clubs, that he would bring his Playstation with him and just sit in the hotel and play Playstation. And I remember from like, our experience with like, four of us.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  You still do that?

• 16:54Speaker 03

  I love that. I love that so much.

• 16:56Speaker 02

  I thought he was gonna cry.

• 16:58H. Foley?

  He's crying. He's crying right now.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  Post-sneeze, you can look cry. Sneeze in a fight with your girlfriend, it'll look like you're having a moment. You go, and you go, I just, I can't understand.

• 17:09H. Foley?

  But I remember thinking like, damn, that's a fucking soldier.

• 17:12Speaker 03

  Oh dude, that's.

• 17:13H. Foley?

  I'd be scared to fly by myself.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  Oh dude, I love that.

• 17:16H. Foley?

  Without Luke with me?

• 17:17Speaker 02

  We're so, we're so codependent, it's insane. It's crazy.

• 17:20H. Foley?

  We don't go through security without each other.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 17:22Speaker 02

  We don't, we wait.

• 17:23H. Foley?

  He goes, sir, sir, you can't hold hands through the metal detector. Sir. Sir, he's gonna see you on the other side. I don't have my belt on, lady.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Dude, the one time we tried to go through security separately, he got there before me. He went through, we were just me and him flying somewhere, he went, probably Austin or something. He went in first, and he's like, I'm just gonna go through now. And then I get to security, and she goes, so you're Kevin Ryan? I go, what the fuck does that mean? She goes, there was a gentleman here not that long ago using your boarding pass to get on the plane. I said, was he a bigger guy? She goes, yeah. I go, yeah, I think I know who that is.

• 17:57H. Foley?

  Crying his eyes out. Where's my Kevin? I need a co-host. I need my co-host, and I need him now. I'm a co-headliner, goddammit. I only got 25 good minutes. Kip, Aura Frames.

• 18:11Speaker 02

  Aura, aura, aura, aura.

• 18:12H. Foley?

  I wanted to ask you, before we do the ad, I got a last-minute gift that I gotta get for my cousin. I don't know what to get her.

• 18:18Speaker 02

  Can I stop you right there? Don't even finish the sentence.

• 18:21H. Foley?

  What?

• 18:22Speaker 02

  It's Aura Frames.

• 18:23H. Foley?

  Aura Frames. God, what was I thinking? I should've thought of Aura Frames. Gang, you wanna wow people, you get an Aura Frame. You get the aunts, you get the uncles, you get the grandparents. Everybody wants to keep up with what you and the family is doing. The easiest way to do that is a digital frame from Aura Frames. You throw it up on the mantle, you put it up on the counter in the kitchen, make it nice and cozy.

• 18:41Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 18:41H. Foley?

  And they get to keep up what's going on. It's the gift that literally keeps on giving all year round.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can preload the photos before chips, personalize your gift, share photos and videos, everything, gift box included. Listen, if you've heard the show before, every, every woman in my family, my mother-in-law, my wife, my wife's got 10 of them.

• 18:58H. Foley?

  All the bros.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  Every, all these bros out there, they're getting, they get it and they love it. I would stop giving them if they didn't love it. My sister-in-law, oh my God, my brother, oh my God, my... Everyone gets it, everyone's getting it. Uh, for a limited time, I wish I didn't give them to everybody so I could give them to everybody again, it's that easy. You know what I mean?

• 19:15H. Foley?

  It's like watching the movies for the first time.

• 19:16Speaker 02

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• 19:42H. Foley?

  Yes. Kit, what do you know about Rocket Money?

• 19:44Speaker 02

  Rocket Money!

• 19:46H. Foley?

  Are you the kind of guy that likes to have a bunch of subscriptions that you don't really know about and pay a bunch of money at the end of the month? You probably are, right?

• 19:52Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm an idiot.

• 19:53H. Foley?

  Yeah, you're an idiot.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  I know.

• 19:54H. Foley?

  That's a discussion off-air. But you don't have to be an idiot. Get Rocket Money, they find these subscriptions that you don't want and they cancel it for you, and they're saving a bunch of cash. Then you got a little bit of cash to do yourself a favor, have a little fun around the holidays.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, listen, I'm a little, I got, listen, I messed up, I lost a, I lost a couple of two, three credit cards, I didn't...

• 20:16H. Foley?

  Know that you were being charged monthly.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Yes, I had to sign back, I, I've recently signed back, I added my new cards to my Rocket Money account and they were like, "Hey, idiot, bing, pal, boom, you're being overcharged for this one, that one, streaming services things." Uh, I, I was over, I was over in Germany, I signed up to watch some sort of, uh, to watch a football game, boom, I got booted, they've been wetting their beak on that for the past three months. I, listen...

• 20:41H. Foley?

  I wonder how much money Rocket Money saves people every year?

• 20:43Speaker 02

  Uh, I think if you use all the app's features, it's about $740 frickin' dollars.

• 20:48H. Foley?

  Oh!

• 20:49Speaker 02

  Oh, take that to the bank, or something like that.

• 20:53H. Foley?

  Take it out of the bank.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  Take it out, keep it in the bank.

• 20:55H. Foley?

  Sure, there you go, keep it in the bank.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  Uh, cancel your unwanted subscriptions, uh, Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills so you can grow all your savings. Rocket Money has saved over $2.5 billion, including eight...

• 21:09H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  Including $880 million in canceled subscriptions alone. Their 10 million members save up to $740 a year when you use all the app's premium features. And cancel your unwanted subscription to reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/garbage today. That's rocketmoney.com/garbage. One more time, rocketmoney.com/garbage.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  I've only recently started to learn how to travel with people. Oh.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  And I, yes, well, we're, yeah.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  If it's not us and civilians, brutal. When I travel.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  We're operators.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, when I travel, I mean, I'm talking about on the road with like other comics on the show. And now I have like, I get huffy. I go like, ah, let's go. How's Sags? Is he an operator? Oh dude, he moves. I don't even have to worry about him. I'll see you at the gate. No kidding. We'll get on the flight. He's a good kid, good guy. And then you do the thing where you go, 5:15 in the lobby, because I'm Danny Sunshine.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  If you're traveling with me, we're on the first flight out.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  First flight out in the morning.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  I'm trying to get out every time. Danny Rooster. Danny Sunrise. Danny Cockatoo. Danny Sunrise. Danny Sunrise.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  He's waiting in the lobby with a big glass of cranberry juice.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  Good morning. My piss is perfect.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  What took you so long, Sagalow?

• 22:22Speaker 03

  Um, but like Sean Murphy and Sagalow were out with me the past couple of weeks. Okay.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  That's a pretty good, that's an eclectic squad you got. I mean, Murphy and Sagalow, I love them both, couldn't be more different people on paper.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  But you bring them together, that's the bass player and the drummer. It's the rhythm section. The experience. That's the Dan Soder experience.

• 22:44Speaker 02

  The Danny Soder experience.

• 22:45Speaker 03

  The Danny Sunshine experience. Are you gonna cranberry? Yeah. Oh, a lot of feedback. Um, but we did like, we, we flew to like Vancouver and that was like first flight out. Because we had to get across the country.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Sure, those flights coming back.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Then we did Vancouver to Eugene, Oregon, and I was like, oh boy, boys, we leave at 5? Our flight boards at 5:30. That's like 2:30 at the airport. Well, it's Canada.

• 23:14Speaker 02

  How am I gonna get breakfast that early?

• 23:16Speaker 03

  So.

• 23:17Speaker 02

  You're gonna be eating at any end like a jerk off.

• 23:19Speaker 03

  Let me tell you how perfect it was. We fly to Eugene, we get to Eugene at 10:30 in the morning. Okay. Hotel's not even close to being there.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  That's the problem with getting there too early.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  But went to a dispensary next to the, next to the hotel, bought a half ounce, $32. Because in Eugene, they live in the 70s. Me and Sagalow, not Sean, smoke a fat fucking joint.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  You can just imagine you two just getting fucking wrecked.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  And then walked.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  In a parking lot somewhere.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  And then walked to a waffle place. That had the best waffles I've had in years. So, I got my breakfast at 10:45 in the morning. And then, we're done, I'm full, I'm high, went and took a three hour nap, woke up, walked around Eugene, then did the show.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  I respect that.

• 24:05Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, you said you're done, you still have a show to do. Early in though, but early in, you get the whole day.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  I get that.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  Cause I don't like getting there, then going to the show. I don't like putting my stuff down.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  You need a little bit, you need a buffer.

• 24:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  Need a good buffer. Night shower, maybe some TV, some First 48, a handjob, something.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, you, dude, watch, you jerk off, nap, watch some college football, get ready for it again. Unbelievable. See, you're a weekend, dude, we're doing this shit on a Tuesday.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  We're running on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

• 24:34Speaker 03

  You know what's a lonely time? You guys do Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  Tuesday, I mean, it depends.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  We do Tuesday. Then we go to another town and do Wednesday. Then we go to another town and do Thursday.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  On a perfect run, it'll be like, Wednes- Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then, or like, club, with club nights, and then the weekends would be theaters. I mean, we did that around.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Blue Collar Guys.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  We followed you around the Pacific Northwest, we were fucking bebopping and scatting.

• 24:57Speaker 03

  That was crazy, that was when I started my tour.

• 24:58Speaker 02

  I take, yeah, I know, I texted you, I'm like, "Oh, we're in Seattle the first night." And you're like, "Yep, that explains it." I was, we were both looking at ticket counts, like, "Yep, for sure."

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Oh, God, nothing sucks more than seeing someone that you love and you're friends with, and you go, "Well, we're hurting each other right now."

• 25:11Speaker 02

  I'm like, I was like, we should, and then, dude, the next weekend, we went to Boston, and Chrissy D's doing the, and we're like, "What the fuck is everybody doing here? Can our agents all talk to each other?"

• 25:18Speaker 03

  First time I ever did Royal Oak Music Hall, which I just did, and it was awesome, but the first time I did it two years ago, I, it was, I was fighting to sell tickets, and they went, "Tim Dillon's at the Fox doing two shows," and you went, "Son of a bitch." Tim?

• 25:33H. Foley?

  We passed Joe List, remember we passed Joe List on a Friday at LaGuardia?

• 25:36Speaker 02

  We were coming home at LaGuardia, yeah, like, our run was over on Friday.

• 25:39H. Foley?

  And he was leaving, and we go, "Well, are you coming or going?" He's like, "I'm going. You two are the only idiots coming back on a Friday."

• 25:45Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  I got my whole weekend.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  But how great is it when you do-

• 25:48Speaker 02

  You suckers are out there.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  I, there's some, I, we just did a Saturday, and there is something nice, it feels like a half day of school, where you go, "I'm flying in, I'm coming back."

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  And that's it.

• 25:56H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  Well dude, the thing about, like, the, the thing about the weekends is, or during the week, it's like, you're not going up against anybody, you're at the club, it's fucking, you're stringing together, you got a great ordeal, stringing together a couple of nights-

• 26:09Speaker 03

  You're talking into weekday shows.

• 26:10H. Foley?

  This is how we explain it to ourselves.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, it's great.

• 26:13H. Foley?

  Who wants to be in a place for two days?

• 26:15Speaker 03

  The eggs-

• 26:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's a lot of traveling.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  The eggs are better in the airport.

• 26:19H. Foley?

  But this tour, we're gonna be doing some weekends, 2026.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, 2026 we're doing club weekends.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  That's fun.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  Which is fun, we've never, so we've never done it.

• 26:27H. Foley?

  Like real boys.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, it'll be fun as hell.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're excited.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  We're excited. Anyway.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:31H. Foley?

  Back to our original-

• 26:31Speaker 02

  Try to distract me.

• 26:32H. Foley?

  Our original argument. How do you feel about a Diet Coke for breakfast at a diner?

• 26:38Speaker 03

  Totally fine with it.

• 26:39H. Foley?

  Excellent.

• 26:39Speaker 03

  Or you could sub Sprite.

• 26:41H. Foley?

  Perfect. Cut it. Send that over to Stavi and Elvis.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, but he, I mean, I feel like he's like, um-

• 26:49Speaker 02

  He knows what he's doing.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  You know how like, old school NFL guys hated celebrations in the end zone? And then they just got over it? That's what that is for Stavi.

• 26:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  His old school diner.

• 27:00H. Foley?

  Hate the push-tush.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  He's like, "You need juice, you'll need coffee." And you go, "No, I love a soda. A Diet Coke, I'm a Sprite guy."

• 27:07H. Foley?

  Stavi's old school-

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Full-blown Sprite?

• 27:08Speaker 03

  I'll go, if I get like, a breakfast burrito, give me a Sprite.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Love that.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  I'll even go fucking Coke-heavy.

• 27:14H. Foley?

  Gentleman's move.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  A CH, no way.

• 27:17H. Foley?

  Stavi's old school, he likes the, remember the little mini orange juice they give you?

• 27:20Speaker 02

  I hate them.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  Hate it, that's a shock.

• 27:22Speaker 02

  And like, and like a yellow tinted glass, fuck that. I need a big guy.

• 27:26Speaker 03

  When I go to a diner, I usually get, uh, breakfast with Vecchione on Tuesdays. This is what we do.

• 27:32H. Foley?

  Do you guys talk?

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Talk about codependent.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, you want to talk about-

• 27:35Speaker 02

  You both read the paper.

• 27:36H. Foley?

  No, we just- Do you guys talk?

• 27:37Speaker 03

  We just breathe heavy through our nose and eat.

• 27:39H. Foley?

  I've been at like two or three weddings with Vecchione and he treats us like he's our stepfather.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 27:43H. Foley?

  He sits down and he goes, "How you guys doing? Everything good?" We're like, "Yeah, everything's going great." He's like, "All right."

• 27:48Speaker 02

  Dude, I called him at a coffee bar one time at a wedding. We're both in suits and he's like staring, like non-dairy creamer, I don't even know where he got- He's like staring, he's like, "Having a good time?" I'm like, "I am, Mr. Vecchione." And we're like friends, but like in these weird situations where we cross paths, the power dynamic is so shifted.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  Still doing that podcast?

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks good. It's good for you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like that.

• 28:11Speaker 02

  I run up by Danny on Tuesday when I see him.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Tell Edge Foley I said hi.

• 28:16H. Foley?

  You guys give breakfast every Tuesday?

• 28:19Speaker 03

  The past couple of months it hasn't been consistent, but we're usually-

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Well, you can't go outdoor in a week then.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  We're usually consistent and I've said that now we have so much gray in our hair, we just look like we run a high-profile security firm.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  He's just slide over a vanilla folder.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  It just looks like the two of us are going like, "All right, well, I'm not going back to Guam, but I could send a team." Do we want to look at-

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Got the kid's birthday.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:43H. Foley?

  Like that scene with Roland and the guy from Boardwalk Empire in Sicario 2 when he's getting the-

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 28:49H. Foley?

  That's so great.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  That's how we feel when we're at diners.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  You're not going to Ukraine, are you? I got Russians on the payroll, brother. Don't do that to me.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  I love that scene.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  I need a tissue because I'm fucking-

• 28:58Speaker 02

  Please.

• 28:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  So, after that sneeze, my bug popped out. I had to go check the tunnels.

• 29:04H. Foley?

  Quality bug.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  I didn't see it.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Have you ever been on stage and had a bug pop out?

• 29:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  Because you laugh and you can feel it pop?

• 29:10Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  And then you have to do the-

• 29:12H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  Throwaway.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  You gotta hope you got enough velocity to get it off the hand.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  It is. But what I wanted, what I was saying while you were in the bathroom, a subject I want to bring up about bugs.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Hard-hitting stuff.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Swim bugs.

• 29:25H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Do you get swim bugs?

• 29:28H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  Not that bad, not as bad as the other people.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  So, some of us get it worse than others.

• 29:31H. Foley?

  I get caterpillar slimers.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Or you're having a conversation with a kid and it's just hanging.

• 29:35Speaker 03

  So, what I do is when I dive into a water, I go- And I breathe it out all my nose because back in the day when I didn't, I would come up and it would all like be across your face. So I'm usually good at clearing out the sinuses under the water. Take care of it early. And then I, I, I go over my face and then I pop up.

• 29:54H. Foley?

  I think we're all gonna go to the woods afterwards and drink. You got a fucking Slimer hanging out?

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Big Jay moved into a place with a pool. And this summer, Katie and I are swimming at his place. And I told her, I go, I get ancient bugs. These are bugs from like three years ago that are up here. Slugs. That slugs that pop out in the water. Just come fucking. Couple of night crawlers. So I'm talking and I'm on the side of the pool and I'm like pulling this joint out of the package or whatever. And I'm like, and I'm away from it. It's like a bunch of people are there. And Katie goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She goes, don't turn that way. And I was like gonna turn towards everybody and she goes, no, no, no, look at me, look at me. And I go, what? She goes, you have a poker coming across your face.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Across your face is wild. And I went like that and I felt it and I was like, oh no. It was like full side of the, like side of the car. I came out of the pool and it was just stuck. And you're just sitting there like, anybody wanna get high? I go, I go, yeah, I don't know. I'm down to do like burgers and dogs.

• 30:55H. Foley?

  You turn around to do a sentimental toast?

• 30:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:57H. Foley?

  I'm gonna tell you guys, I love you.

• 30:58Speaker 03

  I love you. Congratulations on the purchase, Jay. I love this place. I've done, I've had it so many times and it's swimming. It's like I go over to the water. I don't have it, yeah.

• 31:05H. Foley?

  And the shower? I go, I get it bad. I get it bad.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Shower, I let it all go. Of course, yeah. I fight to get it out. I go, I farmer blow. I do a lot of farmer blows.

• 31:14H. Foley?

  A girl taught me one time. She said her dad, when he's in the shower.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Don't use your teeth so much.

• 31:22H. Foley?

  And I still live by that today. Made me a lot of money.

• 31:26H. Foley?

  Her dad would, in the shower, takes a little bit of water in his hand and does like a half snort.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  Like a neti pot.

• 31:32H. Foley?

  Blast it out.

• 31:33Speaker 03

  I might try that shit. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. Do you do a neti pot? Uh, no, I've heard that shit can fuck you up. I think it can go bad. You can get like infections and shit.

• 31:42H. Foley?

  If you, if you gotta use distilled water.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I still.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  He's doing a cranberry. No, I don't.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  Cranberry juice? That's so funny. It's working. It's cold, but it's working. This isn't the room temperature like I normally like.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Like I asked for.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  But you do it and it feels, when you feel it go through. It's crazy.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  You know what other good, what are real good bugs? Um, they were introduced to me as drywall boogies.

• 32:04H. Foley?

  Oh, the best.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Like, the dust, it takes a couple hours to get in there and then it matures and by the end of that day, hachi machi, gang.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  Let's get to the real bug talk.

• 32:15H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Which is when you knock down a wall.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  And you're sleeping in a hotel and you feel it dried up and then you take the whole thing out and then that first breath, that first breath.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  It's like Mile Ha Stadium.

• 32:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:28Speaker 03

  When you put it and you go. Oh, it's so.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Can hear it hit the wall.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  Oh, I love it. And then you fall back asleep.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:34Speaker 03

  Cause you go, I'm breathing better than ever.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  You got more oxygen, eh?

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Ever.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  You're running high. Goddamn.

• 32:39H. Foley?

  How do you feel?

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:41H. Foley?

  At a diner?

• 32:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:42H. Foley?

  And they put the coffee pot on the table.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't need that much responsibility.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 32:47H. Foley?

  Are you kidding me?

• 32:48Speaker 03

  I don't want it. I don't want it.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  That's when you think you know a guy.

• 32:51H. Foley?

  Who put you up to this, Summer?

• 32:52Speaker 03

  I don't want it.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  Who put you up to this?

• 32:53Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 32:54H. Foley?

  Stoddy got to you, didn't he?

• 32:56Speaker 03

  Now I feel an obligation to drink at a faster rate. But I don't want that.

• 33:02H. Foley?

  Not the regular pot. It's a thermos pot.

• 33:04Speaker 03

  If we get lost and if we get lost in conversation, can I get you another coffee? That check-in, I like. I like the check-in of the waiter. The waiter going like, oh, more coffee? And you go, you know what? And I also know who's a good waiter then.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  Coming through, oh, that's a good coffee.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  It's not, it's not playing me. I like a pot, but that's not a bad take.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  But this is like Korean barbecue. Motherfucker, I ain't gonna, I ain't here to grill it. You grill it. I'm gonna make myself sick.

• 33:31H. Foley?

  I like grilling it.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  I don't like it. I'm not working, I don't work at Hambachi. Let me flip the shrimp into your mouth. Like, you just sit down at a grill?

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  Fuck this. Grill it for me. I'm paying you money. Grill it for me.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  You're waving the flag, huh?

• 33:45Speaker 03

  I'm like, I don't want this. They're like, and they just put raw meat on and they go, there you go. You figure it out.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  That's not bad. I was very confused the first time I went.

• 33:53H. Foley?

  I like using the scissors to cut it up.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  I don't like that. Where are these scissors been?

• 33:57Speaker 02

  That's this guy.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Were they open in Amazon boxes? Where do they use it? No, man.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  Somebody got to him.

• 34:04Speaker 03

  I go, I, if I go to a restaurant, I'm not trying to work.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Pour my coffee.

• 34:10H. Foley?

  What about hot pot?

• 34:12Speaker 03

  I don't like hot pot. I don't like hot pot. Hey jerk off, will you listen? I don't like cooking my own shit. Okay, you know what though? Let me tell you right now. I have done hot pot.

• 34:21H. Foley?

  It's fun.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  So good.

• 34:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  It can be so good. Especially if you have someone maestro-ing it, where they go, "Why don't you bring in the other meat?" Okay, and then, "Why don't we bring in the vegetables?" A little more from the vegetables? Bring down the meat. Oh, I love it. Alright, hot pot, I'm on board. Okay, he's back. We got him. Korean barbecue, you still fuck off.

• 34:39H. Foley?

  My brother-in-law taught me that at the end of the hot pot, you save a little room and you say, "Throw me to some of them ramen noodles." You throw the noodles in there. All the flavor, everything.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  What? Just absorbs. Okay, you whispered that?

• 34:53H. Foley?

  Hey, can I get some ramen noodles?

• 34:54Speaker 03

  And they go, What? Are you out of your fucking mind? Who told you that? Oh, your cousin did? Oh, your cousin's... Steve is your cousin? I don't know rules. Like, whenever I go to a restaurant where I don't speak, like, even if you go to like... I was gonna say, you don't speak the language. But I'm serious. If you go to like a good, like, there's a great Mexican restaurant in Tucson called Rosas.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  And English isn't the first language spoke there. They just go, "We're so good, we don't have to speak." Yeah, yeah, which I respect. And then I go, "I kinda need this done." And that's where you feel like very white.

• 35:26H. Foley?

  Hello?

• 35:26Speaker 03

  Hi. I don't want, I, no frijoles. No beans. No caliente. Shut the fuck up. So that's why, I don't know. There is, it is a weird dance. Coffee pot on the table.

• 35:40H. Foley?

  You have a booger on your nose.

• 35:42Speaker 03

  Miss, did you go swimming today? The booger is across your face. I just can't do the, the pot of coffee makes me feel anxious, like I need to drink more coffee. I get that. As a guy with anxiety...

• 35:53H. Foley?

  That sounds like a you problem, though.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  It might be. It might be, but if I go to the diner, "Why don't you, why don't you refresh it?" And they go, "Refresh your coffee?" And you go, "You were thinking about me."

• 36:02H. Foley?

  As a former server, you have me there. It's a great point.

• 36:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, you just go, "Alright."

• 36:07H. Foley?

  It is a nice break in the conversation. It's a nice...

• 36:09Speaker 03

  It's a checkpoint. Yeah. It's like a nice, yeah. Can I get some ranch for this? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll bring it. It's good rhythm. Yeah. I never got my cranberry.

• 36:17H. Foley?

  Ooh. Is there ever a situation where, uh, what is your, do you drink it black or do you put a little cream in it?

• 36:23Speaker 03

  A little cream.

• 36:24H. Foley?

  So... Do you like to get it all the way down, or will you take, will you take a topper? When do you take a topper?

• 36:29Speaker 03

  I wanna kill it.

• 36:30H. Foley?

  You wanna kill it?

• 36:31Speaker 03

  And then I need you to refill it.

• 36:32H. Foley?

  Really?

• 36:32Speaker 03

  If I got a half, don't, because now we're getting into the mathematics of the, the half and half. I know, standard size diner mug, two half and halves, two little creamers. Double up on that. And then I'm good. Gotcha, that makes sense. And then I let it go all the way down, and then, no, no, no, hold on.

• 36:50H. Foley?

  Can I ask you this? Do you remember how your dad took his coffee?

• 36:53Speaker 03

  Black.

• 36:54H. Foley?

  Took a black.

• 36:54Speaker 03

  With a Marlboro red. With Rumpleman's. I mean, I'm not joking, probably vodka.

• 36:59H. Foley?

  But, cause I, cause I've, I've morphed into my, the way my, and I never, my dad when I was a kid, coffee, splash a half and half, and in my head, I'm like, I would never, and now, that's how I prefer it.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  Did you like it with cream and sugar?

• 37:12H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 37:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause you're a kid.

• 37:14H. Foley?

  A fat kid.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:15H. Foley?

  Coffee, ice cream, forget it.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  Can I tell you, around the holidays, I go back to cream and sugar.

• 37:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  I had one this morning, a Dunkin' Donuts, three creams, two sugars. Mm-hmm. What size is that? Medium. Okay.

• 37:25H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Phenomenal.

• 37:27H. Foley?

  That's like a Jolt Cola.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  It was great, though. I was fist fighting my therapist.

• 37:31H. Foley?

  Cream and sugar.

• 37:32Speaker 03

  I came in like I was on meth. Dude, I used to wear- I don't wanna talk about you being such a pussy. How do we talk about you being a pussy? You wanna judge me about crying about my dad? Fight me, you old Jew. Is it Alan? Yeah. He's like, alright, good. I'll fight you, you, you're a pussy. He called me a pussy when I wouldn't quit drinking.

• 37:52H. Foley?

  That's awesome. Straight shooter.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  I love it. He's like, you're a fucking pussy, and you go, I love you. You're my-

• 37:59H. Foley?

  He give him a hug.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  You're my new dad. You're my new dad. You're my new dad. But yeah, around, uh, Christmas, I go back to sodas. Cause you wanna talk about growing up, and, and you take the coffee like your dad. Mm-hmm. I thought people that drank seltzers were out of their fucking minds.

• 38:17H. Foley?

  Hundred percent.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  I just got on these. I just got on them. I was like, what, you just like bubbly water, you fucking weirdo?

• 38:22H. Foley?

  That's a mixer.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  I love seltzers.

• 38:24Speaker 02

  Well, that's the way I look at cranberry juice. To me and my family, that was only a mixer. It was in the house at all times because it was half full from the Christmas party or whatever.

• 38:31Speaker 03

  A vodka, a vodka cranberry.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  That was the only time I've ever seen anybody drink cranberry juice.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  I love seltzers now.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:38Speaker 03

  I go through fucking five a day.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Our boy calls them work beers.

• 38:41Speaker 03

  They're work beers and they feel like it.

• 38:42Speaker 02

  They feel, do you feel?

• 38:43Speaker 03

  You open it and you go, it's cold, it's a can, I'm drinking it.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  When I was on the heaters, I'd crack one, go out. It was like, you step outside, you're like, I'm outside of the bar right now. Crush, it's real meat time.

• 38:54Speaker 03

  We're going on a road trip tomorrow, so I gotta do some heavy.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  Where are you going?

• 38:56Speaker 03

  We, we drive to Chicago.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  You're yelling at him. I got excited.

• 39:00Speaker 03

  Where are you going?

• 39:01Speaker 02

  We got, we got.

• 39:02Speaker 03

  Gotta come?

• 39:02Speaker 02

  We're talking cigs, road trips and fucking work beers?

• 39:05Speaker 03

  So, so it's cigs, it's cigs on the drive when you're young.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  Right?

• 39:10Speaker 02

  Good song cigs were my favorite cigs. Good song comes on, you and your boy, shout out Pat, you lower that window, big fan of yours by the way.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  Put on yellow lead better and light up a heater.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  I'll tell you.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  And traffic cigs, good song cigs, traffic cigs.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  Nothing's better than that. But when you get off cigs and you can't smoke, what I do is, I get a low THC weed. I get about a 17% THC weed, dad weed. Shit where you can get stuff done. And I have a bat in dugout and I dip.

• 39:39Speaker 02

  That's dad shit.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  And I dip it in and I get one bat, but I hold it like a cigarette for a while. Cause then you get the lighting, the pole, you get the same experience. Then you tap it out, put it back away, you feel like.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  Buy yourself an hour.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  I just smoked a cigarette.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Is it wood? Is your dug? Yeah. Oh my god. I wish I would've brought it.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  Is it like the standard, if I Google dugout, it would be.

• 39:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't bring it. You know what's funny? I live so close to you guys that I didn't bring it because I went, I just hit my bowl and I was like, oh, I'll leave the one in there. I only have the one in there when I'm going out and about.

• 40:08Speaker 02

  I was walking the dog, I was expecting you to be out front going, what's up dude?

• 40:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  That's what I was expecting out front.

• 40:14H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Chime!

• 40:17H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 40:20H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 40:21H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 40:36Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is, then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 40:48H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, that it. Oh, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that, they got their hand in your pocket. Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding, fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that, I know I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage, that's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now, it only takes a few minutes.

• 41:31H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 41:32Speaker 04

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 41:43H. Foley?

  Kim, what do you know about HexClad?

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Shout out to HexClad, baby.

• 41:47H. Foley?

  You got a set, 'cause I got a set.

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Listen, I'm a bozo, I bought them two weeks before they became a sponsor, I could've got a freebie set.

• 41:53H. Foley?

  Sucker.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  But that's how good they are, I don't care, I bought them, they're the best thing I've ever invested in my home.

• 41:58H. Foley?

  Very true, gang, let's be real, the holiday season is here, and whether you like it or not, the kitchen is where it all goes down. Some say the bedroom, but for this purpose, it's the kitchen. You got big roast, you got game day fees, endless sides. I love that, endless sides. And all those holiday desserts, and if your current pans panic at high heat, I love that, that's what pans do, they panic at high heat, start freaking out.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  Freak out.

• 42:21H. Foley?

  Burn the gravy. Wait, you gonna burn the gravy? Take your presents back. You gotta start using Hexclad to upgrade your gear.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, Hexclad six-piece set is what I got is the perfect starter bundle for any kitchen. Includes three of their most popular pans, matching lids, giving you everything you need to handle daily cooking with ease. From breakfast to dinner, or breakfast for dinner if you're a dirtbag, shout out to it, or a single dad out there. These pans deliver pro-level performance and looking up durability the last lifetime. You couldn't get, you couldn't get, this is, this is, uh, this is comedy. You couldn't get glue to stick to these things, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Take that to the bank.

• 42:53H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 42:54Speaker 02

  Um, for a limited time, Hexclad is having a huge holiday sale. Head to Hexclad, H-E-X-C-L-A-D dot com to get up to 50% off, baby. That wasn't one five, that was five zero, 50, as in 50 cent, 50% off. If you've been waiting for the perfect time to buy, this is it. That's Hexclad dot com for 50% off. After your purchase, they're gonna ask you how, how you heard about the show. Please support the show and tell them the boys send you all your garbage. We love you. Happy holidays. Peace. Dude, I was, I was trying to say, I used to do an extra large, extra, extra was my order when I was working construction.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  Extra, extra is the extra cream, extra sugar.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, go extra large, extra, extra.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Boston, they used to, Katie's telling me, growing up in Duncan, you go, let me get a regular and it comes cream and sugar.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  Cause that shit.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Get a regular.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  When's the last time, it's so good. But then, just like seltzers, so that's like, so what, the reason I brought up seltzers is around, we call it sugar season. Post.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Who's we?

• 43:50Speaker 03

  Me and Katie.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  I was gonna tell you, you guys in the almanac.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  You guys, this is.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Guys, we're coming up on a good sugar season.

• 43:55Speaker 03

  It's my bowling team.

• 43:56H. Foley?

  Me and three select G.I. Jews.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  But post Thanksgiving to New Year's, sodas and coffee with cream and sugar are back on the menu.

• 44:06H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  That's a good time.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  And then I come back to seltzers, January 1st.

• 44:09H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 44:10Speaker 03

  And then I, and, uh, and I know.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  That's fighting season.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  And then you know, and then I know from January all the way to November, no sodas.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  Locked in.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  Unless I'm really, unless I'm celebrating something, I go, let me get a soda. This is nuts.

• 44:21H. Foley?

  Hence the cranberry.

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Guys, this is crazy.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  It really is. I was on, I was on Burt's tour and I was like, it's my birthday, I'm getting a Dr. Pepper.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  You're telling everybody too. Guys, Dr. Pepper tonight.

• 44:31Speaker 03

  I showed Big Jay and Big Jay was like, okay. I was like, this is my second Dr. Pepper.

• 44:34H. Foley?

  But the thing is, Burt takes such good care of it, that he has the crazy flavors of diet Dr. Pepper.

• 44:40Speaker 03

  Oh, he's got zeros.

• 44:41H. Foley?

  Yeah, a strawberry, Burt has a strawberry.

• 44:44Speaker 03

  Let me tell you what.

• 44:45H. Foley?

  Cream, uh, zero sugar. That's fantastic.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Let me tell you what Burt Kreischer introduced me to that I love. Diet and W.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Whoa, yes, yes.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  I was grabbing those on the road with them like.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  Those are sweet.

• 44:59H. Foley?

  Nobody's better. He's the best.

• 45:01Speaker 03

  He's the best, he's the best.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Great hang.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  That tour bus hang.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  Me, him and Jay would just watch like YouTube videos on his fucking sick ass bus.

• 45:10H. Foley?

  I say it all the time, some of the best night sleeps I've ever gotten in my life was the first time we went on tour with him. Before he got the new bus where he slept in the back, he was me and him.

• 45:19Speaker 03

  All the bunks.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  We were in the bunk.

• 45:20H. Foley?

  He was the bunk next to me and for some reason it was like having your dad, your uncle.

• 45:24Speaker 03

  Oh, that's fun.

• 45:25H. Foley?

  Favorite guy in the world sleeping next to you.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  Oh, that's great.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  You got the fucking bulldog sleeping next to you.

• 45:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean dude, I fucking uh.

• 45:31Speaker 02

  Also, I'm pretty sure you're older than him.

• 45:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's really funny.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  It's like, like you're sleeping with a grown man?

• 45:38Speaker 02

  I'm a little boy.

• 45:39H. Foley?

  He's very fatherly, I slept like a baby.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  I couldn't sleep on the bus because I could hear the tread of the road.

• 45:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  I like, I like it.

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Well, I told Burton, he was like, you didn't sleep? And I was like, I, I looked too much like Cliff Burton.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  And we heard everybody yelling, but Cliff.

• 45:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  We heard everybody screaming, except Cliff.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  Isn't that Trapped Under Ice about him dying?

• 45:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:00Speaker 03

  But I was like, man, I ain't dying, I ain't dying on a tour bus.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  It's like, that's the thing when you get on a tour bus, you, you, you go like, this could, this is how, this, this is, this could, you have to resort to like, I, we could go like this.

• 46:14Speaker 03

  But what was so funny is the bus would stop at the venue, I'd immediately fall asleep. The second the bus would like pull into the arena parking lot and like park, I'd die.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  You go down with the brakes?

• 46:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, the second I'd hear that, out, deep, deep in that little coo, in that little.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 46:30H. Foley?

  I felt like I was sleeping in the Millennium Falcon, I always say that.

• 46:32Speaker 03

  That's fun, that is really fun.

• 46:34H. Foley?

  Uh, that's why I think about that when I go to sleep at night.

• 46:35Speaker 03

  And Burton does snore like Chewie.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  So do we, so it's all good.

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Are you guys all, are you guys both snores?

• 46:41H. Foley?

  Now that I'm, now that I'm down, I'm, my snoring's like negligible, unless I'm boozing at him.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  But you guys go on the road together, you share hotels.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  No, what?

• 46:49Speaker 03

  You don't? No, in the early days.

• 46:52H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  Uh, not since AYG, we made it when we even really couldn't afford it. We made it a thing of like. Well, we stayed at a lot of cheap Airbnb's.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  We make Tommy and Luke.

• 47:03H. Foley?

  We make Tommy Cassidy and Luke share a bed.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, or people crash on the couch that way, but like we would, it was.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  I, uh.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  And we're staying at the shitty, we pride ourselves on shitty hotels.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  When I would first start taking people with me on the road, I wasn't making any money.

• 47:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, you have to.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  And I would get hotels from the club and we would just split a room.

• 47:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:21Speaker 03

  So I know all of your favorite comedians snore. Tim Dillon, I think I have video.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  All the good ones.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  I have a video on my phone, I think of Tim Dillon snoring. It's not like him asleep, it's just the room and it's me being like, and I found it recently and I was like, dude, he is sobbing like Shane snores.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  It was just like everywhere, you go on the road and you go, you gotta tell me, cause it is sobbing.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  I'm so.

• 47:44H. Foley?

  You hear him through the walls.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  You're worse than him.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  When I'm, when I'm heavy and drunk and on heaters, it's a bed.

• 47:50Speaker 03

  What does your wife do?

• 47:53Speaker 02

  She doesn't love it. Um, yeah.

• 47:55Speaker 03

  I mean, I shared a room at a wedding.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  I'm on the couch a lot. That's out of respect too. Cause then I don't get it, if we're sleeping together, I don't get a good, cause I'm conscious of it. I'm going, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm insecure about it. So I go, listen babe, I had a couple beers, I'm crashing a cab.

• 48:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. I did, uh, my friend got married in North Carolina and we were too late to get hotels. This is like seven years ago. So I get a hotel and me and my friend Carlos, my friend Carlos is like, I'll split the hotel with you. And I'm like, great. He's like, cause he couldn't get a room either.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:22Speaker 03

  So we're splitting this hotel room, nice Aloft hotel. He does not tell me that he snores.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  You gotta, that's gotta come with a caveat, heads up, I snore.

• 48:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  I did not sleep that night.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  That sucks.

• 48:35Speaker 03

  Cause he snored so hard and then I had to fly North Carolina to San Francisco.

• 48:38Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  And I was like so mad at him that next day.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  They'll hear me through the wall at the Airbnb.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Really? It's that bad?

• 48:44Speaker 02

  It's like comical. Yeah, it's.

• 48:46H. Foley?

  It sounds like.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  What do you go like?

• 48:51Speaker 02

  No.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  Shut up, you.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  Bonk when you hit him.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  Hit his leg, his head pops up.

• 48:59H. Foley?

  When you guys were a kid, I, I feel like this is somewhat of a rite of passage, whether it's a dad and uncle, but did you ever as a little kid, stand there and watch an adult man sleeping and snoring?

• 49:11Speaker 03

  Let me tell you right now. And this is just further proof that I'm garbage.

• 49:15H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 49:16Speaker 03

  When I used to go stay with my dad, when he lived in Marin.

• 49:18Speaker 02

  Enough said.

• 49:19Speaker 03

  When he, when I, yeah, but my dad lived with my grandma, right?

• 49:24Speaker 02

  Double down.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  In, uh, in Greenbrier, in California, in Marin County, near the hospital. Nice apartment.

• 49:30Speaker 02

  That's so trashy, near the hospital.

• 49:32Speaker 03

  Well, you, cause you say Marin County and everyone goes like, ooh, you had money and you go, go Officer Francis Drake, go up to the hospital, it's all apartments. It's like where everyone lives that works in Marin County. But my dad and I had to split a pullout sofa and he was, he's an alcoholic. He'd get blackout, fall asleep, I'm in my Dick Tracy pajamas. This motherfucker would be snoring to the point that I thought I learned how to fall asleep in between the moments. Where you go.

• 50:03Speaker 03

  And I'm like, fall asleep, fall asleep. Yeah.

• 50:07Speaker 03

  And then you'd hear, I'd go, stop! And you go.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  And then start again and you're like, I vomit it! It would drive you insane, dude. It's, you have to be around your dad when he snores.

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Dude, I snorted as a kid, so like.

• 50:20Speaker 03

  What? What the fuck?

• 50:23H. Foley?

  I didn't know that.

• 50:24Speaker 03

  That's insane. Were you a little eight year old and you're like, gotta lay down for Christmas?

• 50:29H. Foley?

  I knew you had rubber sheets, you told me about that.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, bit of a lady killer.

• 50:34H. Foley?

  Didn't they tie you down too at one point?

• 50:36Speaker 02

  As a baby, yeah.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  What? What do you mean they, where they tied you down?

• 50:40Speaker 02

  I was, I was a preemie, uh.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  Kevin's a werewolf, you didn't know that?

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ, I go, it's full moon, get the rope.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  Get the silver bullets ready. Uh, that's why I don't like Coors Light.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  He's our boy! Well, he's gotta stay out back, or we're gonna die. That's so funny. You, you drink Coors Light, you die.

• 50:57H. Foley?

  Chicken feathers all over you.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  No, they call this thing the silver bullet, it's for real.

• 51:01Speaker 02

  I don't know, it's out of a keg, I don't know. I'm like, what the hell?

• 51:04Speaker 03

  It's just Coors Light, you need to tell him it's Coors Light.

• 51:06Speaker 02

  I'm a Bud Light man.

• 51:07Speaker 03

  I'm a fucking Bud Light wolf!

• 51:10Speaker 02

  I'm a garage beers man, everybody knows that.

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Shout out to him.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  I was, uh, I think, I believe I was premature, so I was a candidate for SIDS. So I had to sleep on like a, a inclined board, like upside down or something that my uncle Den built in my crib.

• 51:27Speaker 03

  To quote Danny DeVito in Always Sunny, "Science was cruel."

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Back then, the science was cruel.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, my mom was like, we did, cause I, I was sorry, I just had a kid, so we were talking, I was talking to my mom about it, she's like, "They just gave us like a kit and like we called Uncle Den to put it together."

• 51:42H. Foley?

  "What do you want us to do? That's how we solved hiccups was shots to the chest."

• 51:46Speaker 02

  She goes, she goes.

• 51:47H. Foley?

  "Ew, I gotta reset your diaphragm and we'll fucking hit you in your lungs."

• 51:52Speaker 02

  "It was a sin." "It was a sin."

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Oh my god. So then you're-

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Shout out to Denise.

• 51:59Speaker 03

  So you're a preemie, but then you grow out of it and you're just snoring out of that?

• 52:03Speaker 02

  I had like adenoid, one, over, I was fat kid.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  Fat kid, I think my, my adenoids were small or big or whatever one was problematic.

• 52:12H. Foley?

  It's all those extra extras.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  It really is crazy that you lose weight and you go, "I don't do that thing anymore."

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  And you're on sleep apnea machine now?

• 52:20Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:20Speaker 03

  Are you on?

• 52:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:21Speaker 03

  Does it work?

• 52:22H. Foley?

  It does.

• 52:23Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 52:23H. Foley?

  I've gotten, I've gotten, uh-

• 52:25Speaker 03

  I tried it and that's always the response. I have like, sleep apnea, but I tried the machine and every time I was like, it just-

• 52:32H. Foley?

  It does, but I, I'm very bad, it's, it's hard to get the parts and it's-

• 52:38Speaker 03

  That's where the money is.

• 52:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  No, they really like, they'll fuck you.

• 52:41Speaker 02

  That's the biggest, that's the biggest dirtbag thing. That's how they get you.

• 52:43H. Foley?

  Mine has electrical tape and I've taken a headband and made my own mask.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  And it works better?

• 52:48H. Foley?

  No.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  I got-

• 52:50Speaker 02

  He's built a rocket ship in a basement.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  I got mine during COVID and I had a beard or whatever and they were like, "Oh, you can't come in, but to fit the mask, we have this app." And it's just like a photo app and they were like, "Your size is small." And I was like, "I've never heard that ever about my head size."

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not right.

• 53:04Speaker 03

  So they sent me a small mask and it just like, was like, my mouth and my nose and I was like, "Well, this has gotta be wrong." And I went into the doctor and the doctor was like, "You need an extra large mask." And you're like, "Well, your stupid little fucking app." So I almost gave up on them after that. I was like, "These people, this is all, this is all fake science."

• 53:21H. Foley?

  Coffee, two cream, two sugars.

• 53:22Speaker 03

  Two cream, I'm back on sugar, baby.

• 53:24H. Foley?

  Stayin' up all night.

• 53:26Speaker 02

  Uh, all right, let's get to one or two questions here. We got friggin Danny Soes. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta run some stuff by him. Um, this has been a very, uh, beverage-heavy discuss.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  Love bev.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  I would, I would say. Um, all right, let's see. This is from Reece. First time, long time. You've established milk with dinner is trash. Very much so. I can't recall. Did you grow up doing milk with dinner?

• 53:48Speaker 03

  Yes, and I still do.

• 53:49H. Foley?

  It's the best.

• 53:49Speaker 03

  And, fuck you.

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 53:51H. Foley?

  It is trash, but it's the best.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  That being said, uh, we've established milk with dinner is trash. What about eggnog with dinner? I saw my childhood friend eat ravioli with red sauce with a pint glass of eggnog and he did the bite and sip.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  That is crazy.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  That's chaotic, dude.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  That is.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 54:09Speaker 03

  That's a person that either doesn't have taste buds, or is, or is looking to die.

• 54:13H. Foley?

  Oh, God.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  That's like, what? How fucked up does your fridge situation have to be where that's how you end? I would assume that's out of desperate, that's all there is?

• 54:21Speaker 03

  Like, there's only, that's the only, that's the only reason that's acceptable.

• 54:24Speaker 02

  That's why, that's what I'm saying. I would assume. I don't know that.

• 54:26H. Foley?

  But there's, that's like milk with oysters.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  That's like a Fear Factor thing. Yeah.

• 54:31H. Foley?

  I like, do you like a nog?

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Milk with, eh, milk with oysters is disgusting.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  Do you like a nog, though?

• 54:36Speaker 03

  Not since I quit drinking.

• 54:38H. Foley?

  No, well, you don't have that booze in it.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, but what's the point of fucking doing eggnog?

• 54:41H. Foley?

  Oh, I like it. But as a dessert.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  You like a thick drink.

• 54:45H. Foley?

  I like a thick sugary drink.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  But that is, okay, as a dessert, you know what, here's, here's the deal. If we're at the Christmas.

• 54:50Speaker 02

  I mean, with raviolis.

• 54:51H. Foley?

  That's so gross.

• 54:51Speaker 03

  We're at the Christmas party and I'm eating, uh, cookie? And I got a little thing of cold nog?

• 54:56H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  Great.

• 54:57H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, right there.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  Take a couple sips?

• 54:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 54:59Speaker 03

  I don't do a lot of nog.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  I'm not crazy.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  But a meal portion is ridiculous.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  A pint glass.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  That person needs to be tracked by the government.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Some of the first booze I ever had was August, was a bottle of fucking eggnog.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Dude, my mom used to put so much whiskey in her eggnog that you're drinking, you're like, I wanna fight somebody.

• 55:19Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  This is giving me the reverse of Christmas spirit. What kind of bottom, what kind of bottom, then, oh my God, her Jameson eggnog was just Jameson.

• 55:29H. Foley?

  Some egg white.

• 55:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  With cream, it was just Jameson with cream.

• 55:34H. Foley?

  That is, uh, that's next, that's next level gross.

• 55:36Speaker 03

  Stop being friends with them.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'd say you can't be doing that. Uh, alright, let's see.

• 55:40Speaker 03

  Ravioli.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  That's nuts. I do love a ravioli.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  I love a ravioli, but I need a ravioli, I need a, uh...

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Cranberry juice or something.

• 55:47Speaker 03

  Cranberry juice.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  What are you doing with dinner? Like, what, like, what, what's the beverage?

• 55:50Speaker 03

  Seltzer.

• 55:51Speaker 02

  Seltzy.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  I love a seltzer. I love a cranberry lime Waterloo.

• 55:55Speaker 02

  You like the Waterloo? I don't like that.

• 55:57Speaker 03

  Cranberry lime Waterloo is elite. Cranberry lime Waterloo is the number one seltzer.

• 56:02H. Foley?

  You like the spin drifts?

• 56:03Speaker 03

  It's, no.

• 56:04H. Foley?

  Really?

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Cause it's like shit or get off the pot.

• 56:07H. Foley?

  I like them.

• 56:07Speaker 03

  Give me the flavor or don't.

• 56:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's half-stepping.

• 56:09H. Foley?

  They give you the flavor.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  They go, "You want a little bit of lime?" You go, "Bitch, take it off."

• 56:13H. Foley?

  But it's like, it has a little juice in it.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  No, it doesn't.

• 56:16H. Foley?

  Can we, can we, can we separate two things here? Two things together are gross, things separately are delicious. Let's talk about the ravioli just for one second.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  I got time.

• 56:25H. Foley?

  It's really been, um...

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Co-opted?

• 56:31H. Foley?

  No, it's just...

• 56:32Speaker 02

  Let go? Run amok?

• 56:34H. Foley?

  No, it's just not appreciated anymore and it really should be.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  Ravioli, a good ravioli.

• 56:38H. Foley?

  A straight ravioli. I'm not talking about the big pumpkin ravioli that you get.

• 56:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

• 56:43H. Foley?

  You know what I mean? With your fan, with the sage butter.

• 56:45Speaker 03

  Give me a couple of wet little fucking pockets full of meat and some red sauce.

• 56:49H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  Can I, can I, can I give my specific take on why I think they've fallen off? For me?

• 56:54H. Foley?

  Fall apart in the freezer?

• 56:56Speaker 02

  They do that. Um, I think it's like a very intro, like, very low level. It's like the chicken tender of fucking, of Italian food. So you're like, it's all kids. You're like, oh, you eat it as kids and, uh, young teens and then you're like, oh, I can do the eggplant parm, I can do the lasagna, I can do this, I can do that. And it just pales in comparison.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  You're right.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  The best stuffing, the lobster, I've done it all. It just pales in comparison to anything else.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  Ravioli is a Tostinos hot pocket that has both its parents.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Yes. Whoa. That Danny Soder's good.

• 57:26Speaker 03

  Hot Tostinos, cause you get the same thing, you wanna, you wanna bite into it, you wanna feel it. Ravioli is classy, delicious. Oh my god, you took a layer of pasta, threw some meat on it, and then you said, "Why didn't I put another layer on it?" And I pressed you with a little fork mark.

• 57:41H. Foley?

  I like the cheese. Like a straight cheese.

• 57:43Speaker 03

  I like a cheese, I like a lobster, I like a, a meat-filled ravioli, it can do no wrong.

• 57:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 03

  Unless you throw some eggnog and then I go, "I don't need that."

• 57:49H. Foley?

  What the hell?

• 57:50Speaker 03

  I would, this is crazy for me to say, cause I never say this, I'd rather do water with dinner. Oh, yeah. No, I mean. And people do water a lot. I'd rather not eat.

• 58:00H. Foley?

  I could not wrap my head around that as a kid. My head.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  Water with dinner was like, are you in from the cold? I still have a problem with it. I do too. I got mad at Sean Murphy. We were somewhere and I was like, what do you want? He's like, water. I was like, what's wrong with you? It's somewhat of a flavor.

• 58:12H. Foley?

  You get the food smell in the glass and it has like, it gets that fishy smell.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  I just, I need you to do something. I need, it's more of a physical feeling. Yeah, I need, I need, you gotta change the mouth. Water, I'm not giving my testament in court like.

• 58:30H. Foley?

  Help me.

• 58:30Speaker 03

  Well, your honor. I agree. I'm not a, yeah, no, no, no. I need you to do something.

• 58:35H. Foley?

  I'm gonna tell you guys something. I don't know if you're gonna believe me, but this is kind of the next logical step for the ravioli, which I swear to God, I've never had. I don't know how I missed it. I had a, I swear to God, I had it for the first time over Thanksgiving, the day after Thanksgiving for my Uncle Joe Santoro's memorial. Shout out to Uncle Joe.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Shout out. Gone but not forgotten.

• 58:55H. Foley?

  Fantastic man. Great man. Had a nice memorial for him. Stuffed shells.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  Love them. Love them. I'm fully, I'm gonna run through the wall. Let me tell you what my mom made better than anybody. Stuffed shells or a stuffed mannequin. Ooh. Get the fuck out of here. Love that. With a homemade sauce.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  Mom was doing homemade sauce?

• 59:18Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 59:19H. Foley?

  God love her.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  When I'm getting that other room, where we leave, working her ass off and doing a homemade sauce. Where we leave the room and I go back in there, I get my cell phone. I'm texting my mom, I want stuffed shells when we're in Colorado. There you go. Let her know. And make sure the cranberry juice. Put her on blast. She knows about cranberry juice. She ain't, she's not crazy. Someone just bought her a new HVAC unit in 2025. She's gonna remember to get the fucking cranberry juice.

• 59:42H. Foley?

  Wait, didn't you buy her something a few years ago too?

• 59:44Speaker 03

  I buy her everything, baby. When you don't have kids, you take care of your mom. Did you go carrier unit? What'd you do, train? Uh, we got a big one for the townhouse. Very nice. It was very nice.

• 59:55H. Foley?

  You bought her a water heater, I think.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, a couple of times. I got her a water heater. I got the, I got that whole house outfitted.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  It's so, it's so fun.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  I got everything, top to bottom, baby.

• 1:00:04H. Foley?

  It's so fun for me and him where there's a line blurred between the stuff that we know about you. From when we became friends.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  To that when we were open micers, listening to you guys on like your guys pod or Tuesdays with stories.

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:00:18H. Foley?

  When everybody's talking about each other, you know what I mean? I think I knew about that water heater from why, uh.

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  That was like one of the first baller things I ever got to do.

• 1:00:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, from, uh, you know what dude?

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz there's an anxiety.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  Man, that's a blue collar guy. One of the first baller things you were able to do is buy a water heater.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  With due respect, I'm just saying.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  But the.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  No rapper has ever said that.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, they give them a.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  First baller thing I did.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  What did David Tell say? Don't you gotta buy your mom a Mercedes that's made out of fur? It was like something like that. But I, to me, the, the most baller move was I bought a sectional couch. Cause we had a broken couch in our apartment.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  And then I got guy code.

• 1:00:54H. Foley?

  Shout out to it.

• 1:00:55Speaker 03

  And I was like.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  You guys couldn't have been, to us, you guys could not have been more famous.

• 1:01:00H. Foley?

  We started movie stars.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  Oh, that's so funny.

• 1:01:02Speaker 02

  I mean, like genuinely, we're like, you got a hundred thousand Twitter followers. These guys are all over the place.

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  It's so funny now because like coming down to Philly and like I was obviously like a little brother to Big Jay and Vecchione and DeRosa and all them. And then like watching you guys and Shane and like Tommy and Chris and all them blow up and you go like, this is awesome.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's cool.

• 1:01:22Speaker 03

  This is awesome.

• 1:01:23H. Foley?

  We tried to make our own guy code. What was it called? Hashtag?

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  The hash out.

• 1:01:28H. Foley?

  The hash out.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  So bad.

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  So funny.

• 1:01:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  Were these talking heads were all the, for all the rage?

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  It was dude, it was crazy. What's funny is I auditioned for guy.

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Which I stand by, it was not bad for as, uh, stupid as we were.

• 1:01:39Speaker 03

  Season one guy code, they were like, we have zero interest. And then someone bailed and I, I was, I wasn't the stepdad, I was the dad that stepped up.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  By season three, I was like, yeah, I did season four and five, I think. But I got that MTV check and I was like, I'm gonna get a couch.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  I remember dude, I moved up here, he was up here six months before me and I met him. It was like the first day I met him on the corner, like, yeah, I don't know, somewhere. And he's, he's sitting there, he's like fucking crushing a cig, like already like nervous guy energy as I walk up. And I'm like, all right, so like what's the first move? We, you know, we gotta go sign up at an open mic? Did we go hang out at a club? He goes, you know anybody that works on MTV? We're trying to get on guy code guy.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  That's so fucking funny.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  I was like, okay, Henry.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  It was funny is guy code happened and then girl code exploded.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Exploded.

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  Cause they put it on regular MTV. Guy code was on the deuce.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  On the deuce.

• 1:02:29Speaker 03

  We were on the deuce the whole time and then girl code went on the fucking main line. Good night.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  Good night.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  I knew a lot of boys on guy code that got broken up by their girlfriends on girl code.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  I could aim three off the top of my head.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  Easy does it. This is in page six.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Immediately, those relationships went down the drain.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Oh, we all watch from afar too. We're like, let's go in one way or the other, yeah.

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  Tough luck.

• 1:02:54H. Foley?

  God love you, boys.

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  Alright, I got one more for ya. Uh, this is John with no H. Uh, what's the most dangerous thing you ever bought at a flea market? That's a great question, dude.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  Great question.

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  I don't know how that's never been asked.

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  Uh, a sword or a knife? So, most of the things that I buy, I like an old knife.

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Very cool.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  I like an old, I think I've bought in a couple old knives at flea markets. When I used to go... So, my stepdad and mom, when I was a kid, were obsessed with the Mile High Flea Market.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  Okay. Was it big or small?

• 1:03:25Speaker 03

  Huge.

• 1:03:26H. Foley?

  There's nothing like a city that has a great flea market.

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  Huge. Mile High Flea Market, the logo ruled. Logo was real cool. It was like a little, it was a flea.

• 1:03:34H. Foley?

  Andy Warhol did it.

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  It showed full nudity. Full frontal nudity. No, but the Mile High Flea Market, we would go every Saturday.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  Oh, great logo. That little guy?

• 1:03:46Speaker 03

  There he is.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Oh, that's sick.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  He's a flea in a checkered shirt with a pair of overalls.

• 1:03:50H. Foley?

  It's like Johnny Chimpo.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  Look at this guy. So, we used to go...

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  Open all year round?

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  Dude, and it was, we'd go all year round. We do weekends. We're going! Saturday morning, you go. I mean, now they got like, they have like a little place down, but you would go and just walk around and the amount of swords and knives and old guns I picked up.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  Unregulated.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  Unregulated. And the amount of porn that I could just find my way to.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  Where I'd be like, well, look at it. And the guy'd be like, eh eh eh eh. And my mom and stepdad were always like, I was maybe like nine. They're like, alright, just try to find us.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  There wasn't like, just go. Cause I would go looking for action figures. Like, old action figures that you'd buy for cheap, which, plenty.

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:31Speaker 03

  It was great. Flea markets fucking ruled.

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  I love, I, I grew up going to them. I fucking loved them. I loved like the... As a, whatever like moment in time, cause I'm sure you can kinda with the internet, you can kinda get whatever you want at any point, but there was things you could only get at the fucking flea market and you couldn't get to like, so it was like, hey, next month, where ours was called Rices, it's like, next month, we're going to Rices. And you're like, you thought about, yes, you're like, hey, you're telling your boy, I'm going there.

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  It was Amazon before Amazon. It was like, if everything from Amazon was used and slightly broken.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Yes, and illegal.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  I remember being like, I wanna, I was like in middle school and I was like, we were walking by a place and there was a heavyweight bag. And my stepdad was like, I could chain that up in the basement. And I was like, can we get a heavyweight bag? And he's like, fuck yeah.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  It was like, no rules.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  And then it just rocked the house. You would like move it. And you could just upstairs here being like, wah, wah.

• 1:05:25H. Foley?

  That's the most stepdad shit I ever heard. I could chain that up in the basement.

• 1:05:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, and he did. Dude, he bought, my stepdad was the man. Shout out Nick Cots. He, um, I hope, I hope you're safe. Uh, I haven't talked to him since I was 14. But, he's the man. He's like 82 now. He bought us a pool table, cause it was cheap.

• 1:05:43Speaker 02

  Love that.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  And he was like, that thing's made out of slate. And, and my mom and him were like, well, that means it's good. But then we had to get it in the basement. And we had an unfinished basement. So if you wanted to play pool at my house, there was no room and it just smelled like cat piss.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:58Speaker 03

  But flea market, all from the Mile High Flea Market.

• 1:06:00H. Foley?

  Two things. One, side note, I used to prefer sometimes getting an action, an older action figure, especially a GI Joe, because they were, they were loose. And they would be, they would do dead better.

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  Yes, they would.

• 1:06:13H. Foley?

  They would do like a crash better.

• 1:06:14Speaker 03

  Yes, they would.

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, if you had a guy with a loose neck.

• 1:06:16H. Foley?

  Oh, he always got it first.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  He's the first one through the door.

• 1:06:20H. Foley?

  Slump over.

• 1:06:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh my god, the, the look of, where you go, I tossed him. And you go, that looks, if his tank blew up, that's how he would look.

• 1:06:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's like you're directing a movie.

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  Oh man, finding action figures, also finding...

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  Cause like you said, you can find everything on the internet. There would be, there was this show in the nineties called COPS. C-O-P-S. Stop. Yeah. It's on Tubi. Okay. Yeah.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:45Speaker 03

  Those action figures. Awesome. Were the best. The dudes, the guns came out of his chest. Yeah, there was the guns came out of the chest, but also the articulation. They were big G.I. Joes. Yes. So they were made exactly like G.I. Joes, but the articulation. So I remember being at the Mile High Flea Market and coming up on a blanket on the ground with all the COPS figures. Whoa. And I went, how much? And the lady was like, five bucks. Yeah. And you're like, and that ride back, I was like Heath Ledger in Dark Knight. I had my head out the window. I was like, dude, I, that was to this day. Great pull day. When you say flea market, I go, I remember the greatest day of my flea. COPS.

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  I found all the COPS stores. I had like one or two, but I found like the, the guy with the blonde hair flat top. I found the black, uh, the, the black cowboy with the jacket that you couldn't find. I didn't need their weapons. That show ruled. Show ruled. And those fucking action figures were some of the best.

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  I remember a specific feeling of I bought a, a blow dart gun.

• 1:07:49Speaker 03

  Great.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  Right? Like with like spiked, like they're like dark.

• 1:07:52Speaker 03

  That's pretty dangerous. Yeah.

• 1:07:54Speaker 02

  Very dangerous. And I was, I don't know, eight, something like that. Like we went, my mom and my sister walked around, me and my boy Matt ran around. We were like, we're going to find the guy that sells the weapons. And he's like, I got these.

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  There's multiple guys.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. And he's like, I got these. And I was like, oh, I'm getting a fuck. I had like 20 bucks. I had like a $20 bill. I'm like, I'm getting a fucking blow dart gun. And I didn't have enough money. It was like 28 dollars. And he's like, I'll do it for 20. Gave him the 20. And I remember walking back to the car and my mom.

• 1:08:21Speaker 03

  Not knowing.

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Not knowing. I'm like, I can't hide this. Fuck it.

• 1:08:24Speaker 03

  Thought it was a baton.

• 1:08:25Speaker 02

  I was just like. This is gonna be a big conversation, but I'm showing up with a fucking blow dart gun.

• 1:08:32Speaker 03

  And how did it go?

• 1:08:32Speaker 02

  Eh, she was alright. Single mom, she didn't fucking care. She's like, be careful. Dude, then at one point, we'd all stand back to back. There'd be like six of us. And you'd go up in the air and shoot it up in the air and play chicken, the last person to ran. People would catch it in the shoulder and shit, it was bad.

• 1:08:46H. Foley?

  That's how Ralph Soparretto's kid got hurt.

• 1:08:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, Ralphie.

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Dude, that's-

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  I was doing it, I was back when I was banging, baby.

• 1:08:54Speaker 03

  Dude, when we, I gotta, I remember I bought a BB gun that looked like a gun and it was a CO2 one.

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  Those were-

• 1:09:00Speaker 03

  First time I shot it into the fence, I went, well, we're not playing with that. Like even, as a teenager, I was like, that's, I put the CO2 thing in and then when you twist it and you hear it break and then I had the clip on top and I went-

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  I had that same one.

• 1:09:13Speaker 03

  And I was like, that's, it was like, I walked up and it was lodged in the fence.

• 1:09:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, around it yourself.

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not doing that.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  That was a different-

• 1:09:20H. Foley?

  Two weeks would pay.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  I knew which friends not to let, know I had it.

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  You're like, dude, we talk about this a lot of like, to know, to make that decision of like, you're not a, you're not a really good kid, but you're not a really bad kid and you go, that really bad kids would run them up with this?

• 1:09:37H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  Really good kids would give it to their parents? I'm gonna hold it, I'm gonna be in the-

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  I'm gonna hide it under my bed. And then if you ask, and then, and then when a friend I trust says-

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  We'll show them, yeah.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  Scott's not seeing this.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  Scott's not seeing this Byron Mike.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  Yes, and that's a big-

• 1:09:51Speaker 03

  Even Byron was on the fence if I would show him that.

• 1:09:53H. Foley?

  The way we call it is not really being about that life. I like to do bad shit, but I also wanna go home and have dinner with a glass of milk.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Play with your guys.

• 1:10:00Speaker 03

  That's, so that's where, that's who McDaniel and I were in our group of friends.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  Same with us, yeah.

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  Where we were like, we were hanging out with the bad kids.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  You can, you can, you can walk in both worlds.

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  And then you go, I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home, we're gonna-

• 1:10:12Speaker 02

  Before you guys do this B and E, I'm gonna-

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you go, Mike has Sega Channel, we're gonna go play that.

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:17Speaker 03

  But good luck with everything.

• 1:10:18H. Foley?

  My mom, my mom still packs my lunch.

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:21H. Foley?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:10:21Speaker 03

  I give her a kiss goodbye.

• 1:10:22H. Foley?

  Those kids were going home to a cold can of beer.

• 1:10:24Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  I got, I got tubby time in 15, we gotta wrap this up.

• 1:10:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm trying to watch Monday Night Raw, I think you guys are gonna go Finger Girls.

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  Alright, we gotta wrap it up, holy shit.

• 1:10:35H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest-

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  My favorite baby.

• 1:10:38H. Foley?

  One of our, one of our best guests of all time, always.

• 1:10:40Speaker 03

  I love you guys.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  I love you, baby.

• 1:10:41H. Foley?

  Mr. Dan Soder.

• 1:10:42Speaker 03

  I love you guys, I love everything you've been doing this year, onward and upward with the R E Garbage family.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Thank you, brother.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  Keep banging.

• 1:10:49H. Foley?

  We love you.

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  We'll get airport breakfast someday.

• 1:10:51H. Foley?

  Oh, that'd be nice.

• 1:10:53Speaker 03

  Festival. You also just get breakfast sometime. Oh yeah, that'd actually be fun. We're like a block away from each other. It's me, you, him and Vecchione. No one's talking. I go, "Don't talk to him." He's cutting his eggs.

• 1:11:06Speaker 03

  He does, he does that thing like that? Yeah. Where he's moving the fork and the knife? Now go. Only protein. Fat boy, what are you up to? Guys, we love ya. We'll see ya next week. Peace.