Cristina Mariani!

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Cristina Mariani! You know Cristina Mariani from stand up comedy, Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino, Kill Tony, Tiger Belly, Take Your Shoes Off, Harland Highway Podcast, First Date with Lauren Compton, Trash Tuesday, FatFish Podcast, Jim Norton Can't Save You and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Blue Chew: https://bluechew.com Promo Code: Garbage Quince: Go to https://quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:05Speaker 01

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• 0:05H. Foley?

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• 0:09Speaker 01

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• 0:10H. Foley?

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• 0:11Speaker 01

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• 0:12H. Foley?

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• 0:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:20H. Foley?

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• 0:33Speaker 01

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• 0:50H. Foley?

  Yes, sir, and gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time. She's one of the big stars down there in Austin, Texas. Very funny, very successful stand-up comedian. She's on tour right now. Give it up for the one and only Christina Mariani, everybody.

• 1:07Speaker 02

  Thanks.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  Cool as a cucumber, this one.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  You were about to clap for yourself.

• 1:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I was like, oh my God, I did so many compliments. Thank you.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  Thanks for coming in, we appreciate it.

• 1:19H. Foley?

  Here's the crazy thing. I know this little bit. I know you were born in Italy.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  No, I wasn't born in Italy, actually. I was born here, then I moved to Italy. Right after.

• 1:28H. Foley?

  She's lying.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 1:30H. Foley?

  Wait, you said it again? You were?

• 1:31Speaker 02

  So I, uh, I was born here, but then we moved to Italy.

• 1:35H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, my parents, they got the American citizenship. My mom, she was born in Italy. You know, my dad was in America. And so they know how hard it is to the whole, getting becoming a citizen thing.

• 1:46H. Foley?

  Here's my point.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  I also love how you, you've never opened with such a strong guess of a fact on somebody. Hey, you were born in Italy? No, I wasn't. Okay, thanks. Wild, wild swing.

• 1:58H. Foley?

  This is why Christina's a certain way, but if you would have been raised in Italy, you would have been a completely different person.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  I was raised in Italy.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Okay. That's right, too.

• 2:08H. Foley?

  So tell us the whole story, where are you from?

• 2:10Speaker 01

  That's okay, so where?

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Are you sure you don't want to try to guess?

• 2:13H. Foley?

  No.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  You were born in Cleveland.

• 2:15H. Foley?

  I thought I had that right. Go ahead.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  I was born in Lodi, California. Stockton is where.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:21H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then moved to Corfino, Italy, and then moved back to Stockton, California.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Where is Corfino, Italy?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  It's in Tuscany.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 2:30H. Foley?

  Ah, Tuscany, very nice.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  That's all we know. Ah, Tuscany.

• 2:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, I told you I knew that.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Two idiots.

• 2:38H. Foley?

  Wait a minute.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:39H. Foley?

  How long were you over there?

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Um, five, six years.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  Alright, so you didn't grow up in Italy?

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Well, I was there till I was 11.

• 2:47H. Foley?

  I'm talking if you, if you went over there.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  You're wrong. You're gonna yell at her and tell her where she was.

• 2:53Speaker 02

  Hey, maybe if you asked me these questions, we could have been on the same page.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  I know, what the fuck, stop guessing.

• 2:58H. Foley?

  My, my point, if you were Italian, if you stayed there and, and, and grew up there and were an Italian person, you would be so completely different than, than who you are now.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  How do you know?

• 3:10H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Who you been talking to?

• 3:12H. Foley?

  Cause Italian ladies are, are, are, they're a certain way, they're like that.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  You spend a lot of time with Italian ladies?

• 3:17H. Foley?

  They smoke cigarettes, they yell at you, they yell at tourists and stuff like that?

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Are you trying to say, are you trying to say I wouldn't be awkward if I was?

• 3:25H. Foley?

  That's exactly what I'm trying to say.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:28H. Foley?

  You, what, you ever seen an Italian, an Italian lady that's like that?

• 3:30Speaker 02

  I think if you grew up in Italy, you'd be exactly the same.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Loud obnoxious. A lot of meat, there'd probably be less meatballs for some reason. Ah, okay. Alright. What, I mean, that's a first. I don't know if we've ever had anybody, America, Europe, back to America.

• 3:48H. Foley?

  So what was the reasoning behind that?

• 3:49Speaker 02

  I don't know, it was my dad. I mean, I was a baby, as you can imagine.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  Is your dad Italian as well?

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:56H. Foley?

  Like Italian, Italian, born in Italy?

• 3:58Speaker 02

  No, he was born in America. He was born in Stockton.

• 4:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, and my mom, in Italy. And then, but same hometown kinda, so he would go visit and that's where he met my mom.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  Wait, really?

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:08H. Foley?

  Whoa, that's like The Godfather. And he brought her back.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  That's his favorite movie, too. Yeah, and then he brought her back.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  It's so hot in here, by the way.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's really hot.

• 4:19H. Foley?

  Don't you open the door!

• 4:20Speaker 02

  But I'm also anxious, that's what makes it worse.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  Turn that fan on. Um, okay. What did your father do for a living growing up?

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Uh, auto body. Like, he had his own auto body business and then now he teaches at a community college.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  Teaches like, auto body work?

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Wow!

• 4:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  That's very like, sitcom-y. That's really good.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Pretty Italian.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  That's very true.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Do you have brothers and sisters?

• 4:41Speaker 02

  Yes, I have a sister and two brothers.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  Ooh, that's nice, Luke. Thank you.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Are they older or younger? Where do you fall?

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Younger.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  They're all younger?

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm the oldest. I know. They say usually the stand-up comedians are the youngest kid.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  Right? Nope.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Take that, people out there!

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:57H. Foley?

  That's true with both of us.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're the young- we're the youngest. Um...

• 5:02H. Foley?

  As far as I know.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Well, did you guys get beat?

• 5:06H. Foley?

  What?

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Wow, we are in it. Uh...

• 5:08H. Foley?

  Wait, get hit?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  I mean, like, did your older siblings get hit? Like, or...

• 5:11Speaker 01

  They did.

• 5:11H. Foley?

  I got hit.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  You got hit.

• 5:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, I got hit. I got hit by everybody.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 5:15Speaker 01

  I still hit them every now and then.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  Yeah, I got hit by my brother, I got hit by my parents. Aunts and uncles smacked me around a little bit.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Oh, that's cool.

• 5:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  That is nice.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  You sound like a real cool guy there.

• 5:27H. Foley?

  I had a pretty big mouth when I was a kid. And I was a bigger kid, so they're like, they think they can ha- they can take it. But emotionally, it still hurts, Christina.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, I bet.

• 5:36H. Foley?

  By the way, Christina, not spelled with an H.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:39H. Foley?

  Trashy.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  I mean, it's- it's- that seems racist.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  Against the- against the-.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  I feel- or Mexicans, too. They spell it the same way.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Oh, Mexicans do it that way, okay.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  No, they don't. They got an H in there.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  No, they don't.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  Hey, why'd you s-?

• 5:57Speaker 01

  What are you doing?

• 5:59Speaker 02

  Man, he- you know a lot. I think.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  You know-

• 6:01Speaker 02

  He knows so many things.

• 6:05H. Foley?

  I'm tanking.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  Well dude, stop trying to guess stuff. You're not a facts guy. You've never been.

• 6:11H. Foley?

  If the thing with her in Italy would have been right, we would be on a whole different plane right now.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  I'm about to put you on a plane somewhere else.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  Uh, okay. Alright. You get back, alright, so, you know. Alright, you get back to Stockton, Lodi?

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Stockton, no, no, no, no. They're two different places.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Okay, so you were.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  I should have just said Stockton.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  No, it's okay.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Cause literally I just was born in the hospital in Lodi and then went back to Stockton right after.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  What's nicer, Stockton or Lodi?

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Lodi is way nicer.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  Or Tuscany?

• 6:45Speaker 02

  Or Tuscany? Um, fuck, that's a hard one.

• 6:48H. Foley?

  Tuscany was five to, five to 10. That's, that's when you were there.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, or 11, yeah.

• 6:53H. Foley?

  11, then you moved back and you were raised out there in California.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  Were you ingratiated in the community? Did you have like Italian friends and stuff? And do you speak Italian?

• 7:00Speaker 02

  I speak Italian, yes. I had Italian friends, yes.

• 7:04H. Foley?

  Is there an Italian community?

• 7:05Speaker 01

  She's responding like she was, were in congress. Uh, yes.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  There's an Italian community, yep, because that's what happens when there's people.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Sure, I wasn't. Alright, now she's coming after me. What the fuck, I was on your side.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not. No, no, we're all, we're fine, everything's fine.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  I knew this was the way it was gonna go.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Sucks smacking Luke around. Okay.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  Um.

• 7:29H. Foley?

  Do your, do your younger siblings speak Italian as well?

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, but not as well as I speak Italian, because I did all.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  They weren't in the community.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  They weren't, no, they were, they were shunned.

• 7:39H. Foley?

  So your dad had the auto body shop?

• 7:41Speaker 02

  Their hands were tied.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  Your dad had the auto body shop. What was he doing when he was in Tuscany? Was he doing the same thing?

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Uh, no, he, uh, he had, uh, his own, he had a bar.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  A bar?

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, but a, but a bar, like in Italy, you know, so it was like a cafe.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Cafe.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  And then, yeah.

• 7:57Speaker 01

  Serves like aperol spritzes and shit.

• 7:58H. Foley?

  They drink their espresso standing up at the bar?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Yep, they do. Yeah, no, no.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Alright, now we're all on the same page.

• 8:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, there we go.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  He's right.

• 8:05H. Foley?

  So he comes back here, your dad opens up an auto body shop. What does your mom do?

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Uh, she's a mom.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  She's a mom at home. Alright. Does he work primarily on Italian cars?

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Uh, I think he didn't discriminate. He's not racist like you.

• 8:18H. Foley?

  Wasn't a lot of European cars.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think, I don't know, I didn't, I didn't, see, I didn't ask these questions.

• 8:24H. Foley?

  That's how they get you.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  But I feel like, uh, there were.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  It probably just, it was probably just a normal body shop.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  I think it was just any car that came in, you know?

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Hondas, Toyotas.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Can you imagine? He's like, we don't serve your kind here.

• 8:35H. Foley?

  Well, no, those are.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  No Toyotas.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  There's not that many Italian cars.

• 8:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, there are. You got Fiat, you got Maserati.

• 8:43H. Foley?

  Now, you know what I'm talking about, the foreign auto body shops.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  I got you.

• 8:46H. Foley?

  We've talked about them before.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Now, we're turning against each other. This girl comes in, turns the whole place on its head.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  No, you guys should keep fighting. I'm okay.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  She gets up, leaves. It's just me and you, and I got you in a headlock. All right, hey, she's, she's, hey, listen, we gotta unite here.

• 9:03H. Foley?

  All right, let's go.

• 9:04Speaker 01

  No more fucking, all right, let's get a game plan here. All right, let's start, let's start in America once you've returned.

• 9:11H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  Ten, eleven years old, however old.

• 9:12H. Foley?

  Back from the old country.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  You go to pub, you really wanted to squeeze old country in there. I'm sorry, that was on me, I attacked her.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  Did you go to public or private school?

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Private school.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:27H. Foley?

  Private Catholic school or private, private school?

• 9:29Speaker 02

  No, private Catholic school.

• 9:30H. Foley?

  Okay, so you went to Catholic school?

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 9:32H. Foley?

  All right, okay.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Were you a very religious family, or did you do it because the schools were a little bit better?

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Uh, really religious family, and also probably that, I'm not sure.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, the schools.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  But mostly religious.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  You guys go to church every Sunday?

• 9:44Speaker 02

  Go to ch- yeah, I think.

• 9:45Speaker 01

  What the fuck was that?

• 9:46H. Foley?

  What the fuck was that?

• 9:48Speaker 02

  I think someone fell.

• 9:50H. Foley?

  That was like thunder.

• 9:53H. Foley?

  That was real crazy. I was right when we were talking about church, too.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Oh, God, now he's sweetened up.

• 9:57Speaker 02

  Wait, you mean you don't know what happened?

• 10:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 10:03H. Foley?

  I see what you're putting down there.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Italians.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 10:09H. Foley?

  You guys went to church every Sunday?

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 10:11H. Foley?

  Cat, we're talking Catholic, right?

• 10:12Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  God, disgrace, disgraciada. Um, did you play any sports growing up?

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Mm-mm.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  Nothing?

• 10:19Speaker 02

  No, no sports.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  What did you do? What did, what, you, so you went to school, you came home and then just?

• 10:23Speaker 02

  No, I, uh, played the accordion. I played piano. I know, yeah.

• 10:27H. Foley?

  Played the accordion? I had that, I had that on here.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Yeah? Yeah, no, accordion, piano, reading. I was nerdy. I wasn't athletic.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Okay. When, how did you get the accordion? Was there one laying around the house?

• 10:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, actually, there was just one laying around the house. And I played piano first and then I picked it up and then I started, you know, dabbling and then.

• 10:48H. Foley?

  Whose accordion was it?

• 10:49Speaker 02

  I don't know, just.

• 10:50H. Foley?

  That's very Italian.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, that is pretty Italian to just have an accordion laying around.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  You're the real, you're the real deal.

• 10:56H. Foley?

  Did you have a little monkey in the house too?

• 10:58Speaker 02

  It was me. It was the little monkey with the accordion.

• 11:01H. Foley?

  There's always a little monkey with the accordion. That's how they make the money.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  I thought they had the.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  The clackers.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  The clackers, yeah.

• 11:07H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  Symbols.

• 11:09H. Foley?

  Ooh, that thing always scared me. That little stuffed animal that went like that? I ain't fuck with that thing.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  They have a scary movie.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, yeah.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Huh. Uh, okay, what did a, aside from going back to Italy, what did a family vacation look like for you guys? Did you do any weekend trips?

• 11:24H. Foley?

  Sounds like your dad was doing pretty well.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Um, I don't, I don't know. Uh, he's, I don't know.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, all the rich kids, all the rich kids play accordion that was laying around the house.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  I, where did we go on vacation?

• 11:39Speaker 01

  That was the question, yes.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Well, when we were in Italy or in America or... Actually, we didn't really go on vacation when we were in America. Just recently, we, uh, been going to Hawaii during the summer.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, but, um.

• 11:52H. Foley?

  Which island do you go to?

• 11:53Speaker 02

  Kauai.

• 11:54H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:55H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  That's a good one. That's the one that Jurassic Park was filmed.

• 11:58H. Foley?

  That's true. That's very true.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  I just knew that.

• 12:01H. Foley?

  You're telling me you didn't?

• 12:02Speaker 01

  She's never been to Hawaii. She read that in the fucking in-flight magazine on the way here.

• 12:06H. Foley?

  I don't even think she's Italian, to be honest with you.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Fuck out of here. She's Swedish or something. I don't know what's going on. I don't fucking believe a word, word she says, though. I know that much. Huh, okay.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  You're telling me you guys didn't go on vacation the whole time you were growing up? From 11 years old to now.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  Reno, like, Avasu.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  No, I'm sure we went on like, little trips, but I don't really, um...

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Don't really recall.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  I don't really like, recall, because we, my dad was renovating our house for a while. It was, we got a house in Stockton that needed to be completely redone, so we spent like, all... He did all the work and everything, too.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  So it took like, 20 years?

• 12:40Speaker 02

  It took a, it took a, a while, for sure.

• 12:42H. Foley?

  How many bedrooms is the house?

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Um, fuck, I don't, let me, just a few.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  You know, more, more than one, and probably less than five.

• 12:53H. Foley?

  Did everybody have their own room?

• 12:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  Alright, so...

• 12:56Speaker 01

  Four bedroom house.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  So wait, at least five.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Five bedroom house, okay.

• 13:00H. Foley?

  Alright, five bedroom house, need a little work. Do you guys have a pool?

• 13:03Speaker 02

  Yes, pool.

• 13:04H. Foley?

  In-ground or above-ground?

• 13:06Speaker 02

  Um, it was in the ground.

• 13:08H. Foley?

  Okay. Can't get a read on her.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Never heard anybody answer that question that way.

• 13:13H. Foley?

  What was...

• 13:13Speaker 01

  It was in the ground.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  It was, it was, yeah, it was dug up.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Dug up.

• 13:17H. Foley?

  What was the family car?

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Um, Honda Pilot.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Respectable car?

• 13:22H. Foley?

  Respectable? Was there only one, or did your mom have a car too?

• 13:25Speaker 02

  No, just one.

• 13:26H. Foley?

  Just one?

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:27H. Foley?

  How would your dad get to work every day?

• 13:29Speaker 02

  He would drive it.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  And then your mom's just at the house, no car?

• 13:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:32H. Foley?

  No shit? Really? So she would be in the house all day? What if she had to go to the grocery store or something?

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know. I, yeah, I should call her.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  I was a little kid, I didn't ask these questions, and I, I don't know. I'm sweating.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  Stop freaking out. Everybody relax.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  What's your mom like? What does she do?

• 13:55H. Foley?

  This is the show!

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  How is this the most high-pressure thing you've ever, or do you react this way to a lot of...

• 14:06Speaker 02

  No, what are you talking about?

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Okay, I apologize.

• 14:08H. Foley?

  It's him, isn't it?

• 14:10Speaker 02

  I don't think it's me, I don't think I'm the weird one, this time.

• 14:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, totally not.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  Not this time.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 14:18H. Foley?

  What was the name of the grocery store that you went to growing up?

• 14:23H. Foley?

  How do you not know that Christina?

• 14:25Speaker 02

  S Smart, I think. S Smart, I'm pretty oblivious. My parents say that I'm always in my own little world.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Really?

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I'm just like very...

• 14:33H. Foley?

  To not know what grocery store you went to?

• 14:36Speaker 02

  I couldn't read!

• 14:38H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 14:39Speaker 02

  Are you saying when I was like 12, 13?

• 14:42H. Foley?

  Let's start here. Name a grocery store-

• 14:43Speaker 02

  No, it was S Smart. Fine, it was mess- S Smart, yeah.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  S Smart?

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:47H. Foley?

  I don't know that chain.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  It was in Stockton, so it was S A Smart.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  You guys don't know about Stockton. Lots of gangs.

• 14:54H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 14:54Speaker 01

  Okay, fair enough.

• 14:55H. Foley?

  Wait, you grew up in a predominantly gang area?

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:57H. Foley?

  You did?

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Well, Stockton, it's all like, it's-

• 15:00H. Foley?

  Stockton, California?

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:01H. Foley?

  Were you in a gang?

• 15:02Speaker 02

  Uh-huh, yep.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  You were?

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, we were called Gangly.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  Silly. Silly. She played the accordion. She was in a fucking gang. She hit her oozie.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  Whatever.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 15:17H. Foley?

  Alright. Your mom did the cooking?

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 15:20H. Foley?

  Did you guys do the seven fishes on Christmas?

• 15:23Speaker 02

  The seven fishes?

• 15:24H. Foley?

  Yeah. Do you not know what that is?

• 15:26Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:26H. Foley?

  What?

• 15:27Speaker 01

  I don't, that's- Italian Italians don't do the seven fishes. Very American Italian.

• 15:31H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 15:32Speaker 03

  Very true.

• 15:33H. Foley?

  She is an Italian American.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  For the guy who knows everything.

• 15:35H. Foley?

  I didn't say I knew everything!

• 15:37Speaker 01

  The guy who knows everything and nothing at the same time. Quite the paradox. Um, did you take the SATs?

• 15:43Speaker 02

  Uh, yes.

• 15:44Speaker 01

  Do you remember what you got?

• 15:46Speaker 02

  No, I think it was probably a little above average, not anything.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Okay, not showing off. Were you a good student?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  As or Bs? As, like where were you at?

• 15:54Speaker 02

  A and Bs.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  A and Bs.

• 15:55H. Foley?

  As and Bs.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  Did you, did you attempt to go to college? Did you go to college?

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went to UC Davis.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  UC Davis, very nice. What'd you major in?

• 16:03Speaker 02

  English and minored in poli sci. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer.

• 16:07H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  And that wasn't on the table for you, no?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  I thought it was boring.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:11H. Foley?

  Did you start taking pre-law classes?

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Uh, no. I just was, started studying for the LSAT. Then I started working at an insurance company instead. And then I did that until I started, and then I was doing comedy and that at the same time.

• 16:24H. Foley?

  Out there?

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:25H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  No, in Austin.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  In Austin.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  In Austin.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  How'd you get to Austin?

• 16:28Speaker 02

  I drove from California.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  I meant what-

• 16:32H. Foley?

  Idiot. How do you think she got there?

• 16:34Speaker 01

  I got on an airplane, bozo. Um, what life choices-

• 16:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, led you there.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Shifts in your life led you to Austin?

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Um, I just, I got bored, cuz.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just got bored.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Yes, you were like, just new fresh start in Austin.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was, you know, covid, and so.

• 16:52Speaker 01

  Austin was opened up.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  And then, uh, my work became remote, and then I was like, maybe I'll just travel and do remote work, and then I landed in Austin.

• 17:00H. Foley?

  Okay, and you were already, you had already started doing comedy at the time?

• 17:03Speaker 02

  No, I hadn't started doing comedy yet.

• 17:06H. Foley?

  Okay, so you started down there?

• 17:07Speaker 02

  I started down there.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  Gotcha, okay. What was your first, your first job?

• 17:14Speaker 02

  That.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Was your?

• 17:15Speaker 02

  Well, actually, no, I had, uh, little jobs, like, you know, I host, like, being a hostess, or.

• 17:21H. Foley?

  As a kid?

• 17:22Speaker 02

  At a restaurant, yeah, yeah, like in college, I did that, and I was a babysitter all through high school.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  So, stuff like that, but my real, first real job was insurance.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Insurance sales?

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, not that being a hostess isn't a real job, but like, my, after, when I'm an adult.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  Professional career.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  Yes, okay.

• 17:41H. Foley?

  And was the insurance company's job sales, was it a sales job?

• 17:44Speaker 02

  It was an insurance underwriter.

• 17:46H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:47H. Foley?

  So that is, so you would write people's policies?

• 17:50Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, just like price, and, uh, just kinda figure out how much to price, uh, yeah.

• 17:57H. Foley?

  You would crunch the numbers to figure out?

• 18:00Speaker 01

  The price?

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, the risk, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Like, do you smoke, you drive, whatever, you're this age, oh, you fall into all these boxes, if it's five boxes, it's this much more, whatever.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:09H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 18:09Speaker 01

  You would be pretty expensive.

• 18:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

• 18:13Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 18:14H. Foley?

  Now that is.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  What was, what was your first car?

• 18:19Speaker 02

  Uh, my first car was a Prius.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was a little silver, two thousand and six Prius.

• 18:26H. Foley?

  How old were you when you got that?

• 18:28Speaker 02

  Eighteen.

• 18:29H. Foley?

  Not bad, did you have to pay for it, or did your dad give it to you?

• 18:31Speaker 02

  My dad gave it to me.

• 18:32H. Foley?

  Very nice, was it a car from his shop?

• 18:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was.

• 18:36H. Foley?

  That he fixed up?

• 18:37Speaker 01

  Somebody probably didn't come pick it up.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  I think it was like, one that was just like, kind of abandoned, like, and, uh.

• 18:41H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  And then he kind of fixed it up, and then I, yeah.

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• 21:43H. Foley?

  Dad sounds like a resourceful guy.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  He is, he is very.

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Do they still live in the house that you grew up in?

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Well, yes.

• 21:51H. Foley?

  They do?

• 21:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:53H. Foley?

  So it's all fixed up now?

• 21:54Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:55H. Foley?

  Got it all nice?

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Now it's, yeah.

• 21:57H. Foley?

  Does that hot, does the pool in the back have a hot tub?

• 21:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  Dad's gotta step it up. Uh, hmm. What was your first concert you went to?

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Um, I think it was Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  No shit!

• 22:15H. Foley?

  Here we go.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  Why?

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Because it's my dad's favorite.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  What are you talking about? It's like going to see the Pope for these fucking guineas.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Not...

• 22:24H. Foley?

  What year would that have been?

• 22:26Speaker 02

  I don't know, I was little. But, uh, my, I don't, I think, obviously they're old and they weren't all there, but you know, a few were missing.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  See him now.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, there was only, it was like LA, the seasons.

• 22:40Speaker 01

  And the last remaining season.

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  Okay, wow, that's pretty, that's a good, that's a really good answer.

• 22:47H. Foley?

  What was the first concert that you went to by yourself?

• 22:50Speaker 01

  Like you and your friends maybe?

• 22:52Speaker 02

  Um... Man, it was like a festival. It was Outside Lands in San Francisco.

• 22:57H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 22:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know. Yeah, yeah, I like it. Um, yeah, so it was just a-

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Is that like EDM or is that?

• 23:04Speaker 02

  Some of, some of it was EDM, yeah. Uh, and, but not all of it. It's a music festival. So there's a bunch of different genres and, uh, yeah, I went to see, uh, Childish Gambino and, and Flume and-

• 23:15Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 23:16Speaker 02

  There's a few, um, other-

• 23:19H. Foley?

  What was the-

• 23:19Speaker 02

  Those are the ones I remember, cause I was on Molly. So those hit a little bit harder than the other.

• 23:25H. Foley?

  What was the friend situation growing up?

• 23:28Speaker 02

  What was the friend situation?

• 23:29H. Foley?

  Big group, tight group?

• 23:30Speaker 02

  No, I was always like kind of a loner.

• 23:32H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Kinda just kept to myself and-

• 23:35H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  Introverted. I know, you can't tell, probably.

• 23:38H. Foley?

  Get the vibe, feel ya?

• 23:40Speaker 02

  Big personality.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  You walk in and win a room.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  It's so big, it was enough, just me. Didn't need anyone else.

• 23:47H. Foley?

  If you would've grown up in Italy, you'd have been a whole different person. Okay.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  Um, did you go to prom?

• 23:53Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  As a group or with a date?

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Um, it was a date, but it was like friends. Every, yeah, it was, yeah.

• 24:00H. Foley?

  Everybody was going as friends?

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Uh, no, it was my friend. I went with him as friends. We were friends. Yeah, no, I didn't really date till, uh, college.

• 24:09H. Foley?

  Did he intend for that to be friends or was he like-

• 24:11Speaker 02

  I think so. I think, yeah.

• 24:13H. Foley?

  Was he like, hey, would you wanna go to prom with me? And you were like, hey, I'll go with you as friends?

• 24:17Speaker 02

  No, I was excited that I got asked.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  That's very sweet. Did you guys, how did you get to prom? Did he drive his parents' car, his car? Did you guys get a group limo? What'd you do?

• 24:25Speaker 02

  Uh, it was a group limo kinda thing, yeah.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 24:29H. Foley?

  Expected.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Very, very, uh, trashy thing. That's the only time limos are used. No one's ever, it's only kids going to prom.

• 24:39H. Foley?

  Were you allowed to eat in your room growing up?

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Um, no, I don't think so, but did I? I did.

• 24:46H. Foley?

  You did? What would, what would you have up there?

• 24:48Speaker 01

  Eating in the room and doing Molly. This girl's nuts.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  I love eating in my room. Yeah.

• 24:54H. Foley?

  Snacks?

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Salami, like whole salamis.

• 24:57H. Foley?

  You're joking.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  From Costco. Yeah, my mom would like buy like these salamis that were all peppered. And I would sneak one. They're little. They're not like a huge. It was like a reasonable like.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  Amount of salami.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  A personal sized salami.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 25:10H. Foley?

  Wait, really? You're eating salami up in your room?

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was just eating like salami, just like gnawing on salami. That was, it was really good and I, I wish I didn't say that. And now I feel weird now. What, you've never eaten a salami? You're lying.

• 25:26H. Foley?

  I have, of course.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  Got it, you got it all.

• 25:28H. Foley?

  I just thought it's an odd choice for you.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  I mean, you guys figure Italians, they keep a lot of cured meats around their house.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  There are a lot of cured, there are hanging.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  From the ceiling.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, they make their own cured meats, too.

• 25:38H. Foley?

  Would your mom make her own spaghetti sauce?

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:42H. Foley?

  You guys would do that once a year?

• 25:44Speaker 02

  No, she would do it often.

• 25:45H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  Hey, make it in the fucking swimming pool. It's a lot of fucking sauce to make once a year.

• 25:50H. Foley?

  That's what you do. You make it once a year and you jar it. She's not Italian. I don't even think she's from Earth.

• 25:58H. Foley?

  I don't know what the hell's going on.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  She definitely didn't go to prom.

• 26:01H. Foley?

  No.

• 26:03Speaker 01

  I can tell. See that kid. We're going, but just as friends, okay? Got a big stick of salami in your hand. We're only friends, Christina. I don't want you getting any ideas.

• 26:14H. Foley?

  Okay. All right.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  What was the restaurant you were a hostess at?

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Ah, very good.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Oh, it was called Bistro. Yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Sounds pretty good.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:26H. Foley?

  Do you have a car now?

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 26:28H. Foley?

  What are you driving around town in?

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Prius. It's not the same one.

• 26:32H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  It's a different one. I.

• 26:34H. Foley?

  Is it the second one?

• 26:35Speaker 02

  This one. Yeah.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  You bought this one?

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, from my dad.

• 26:39Speaker 01

  You bought it from your dad?

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, he got it from, he knows a guy.

• 26:43H. Foley?

  Hey, does.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  This guy, wait, your dad sold you a Prius?

• 26:47H. Foley?

  What happened to the first Prius?

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Um, it just, you know.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  Just crashed out.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Two thousand and six, twenty years old.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was already kind of shitty, so it didn't last too long. And then I got this red Prius, two thousand and eight, instead of two thousand and six, so.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  You only went up two years?

• 27:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that was all I.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  You're doing pretty well.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  That's all I needed.

• 27:05H. Foley?

  Is this, is this the Prius that you drove to Austin in?

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 27:08H. Foley?

  Okay, so you bought it from your dad before you went down there?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I still have it. It's still the Prius I drive now.

• 27:15H. Foley?

  You get it washed? You keep, you keep it pretty clean?

• 27:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 27:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:19Speaker 02

  Not really. I mean, I'm not really in Austin too often anymore, so.

• 27:22H. Foley?

  Right.

• 27:22Speaker 02

  I kind, it just sits there and then it dies because Priuses are sensitive. You need to like, drive them or else they kind of shut down the batteries.

• 27:29H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, so then every time I go, I need to find someone to jumpstart the car.

• 27:33H. Foley?

  Is a, is a Prius all electric?

• 27:35Speaker 01

  Dirtbag shit.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 27:37H. Foley?

  I didn't know that.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  No, no, it's hybrid.

• 27:38H. Foley?

  Hybrid.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:40H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  So every time you want to drive, you have to call, who do you call to come over and jump your car?

• 27:45Speaker 02

  I have a, I have a friend in my apartment complex and he always is around, so when, when I need to jumpstart my car, so that's lucky.

• 27:53H. Foley?

  Do you own jumper cables?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  That sounds oddly creepy.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  Christina, I'm here if you've got some cables. I'm here if you need me.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 28:00Speaker 01

  Nah, I got you.

• 28:01H. Foley?

  Do you own jumper cables?

• 28:03Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I don't.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  You gotta borrow his.

• 28:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, he has jumper cables. I feel like that guys know, they have all the.

• 28:10H. Foley?

  I don't have jumper cables.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Not us, but yeah, real men do. Real men who live in Texas have jumper cables.

• 28:15H. Foley?

  I would blow up the car. I never know which ones to go with, the red or the, the red or the black. That, that'd blow the car up.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  The other side's on your nipples. That's not gonna work. All right, easy does it.

• 28:25H. Foley?

  Do you eat in the car?

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. I eat in my room. You don't think I eat in the car?

• 28:29H. Foley?

  Do you eat in your room now?

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  What's the living situation now?

• 28:34Speaker 02

  I have a, a studio, yeah.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  A studio apartment.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  In Austin.

• 28:37Speaker 01

  There's no other, if it's a studio apartment, you have to eat in your room. It's only one.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  I guess, yeah.

• 28:43H. Foley?

  That's a lot of.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  I guess so, yeah.

• 28:44Speaker 01

  Either there or the bathroom.

• 28:46H. Foley?

  You're flying around the country a lot?

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 28:48H. Foley?

  Right?

• 28:49Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 28:49H. Foley?

  Talk about some flying etiquette.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Number one, but a big thing on the podcast, do you ever get to the airport early and have breakfast before you get on your flight?

• 28:58Speaker 02

  Um.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  No, no, not really. I'm usually, I time it like as it's boarding, I'm there.

• 29:05H. Foley?

  Really?

• 29:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't like to wait.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  Your TSA pre-check?

• 29:09Speaker 02

  No, I just got clear.

• 29:10H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 29:12H. Foley?

  Do you steal from the airport?

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Do I steal?

• 29:15Speaker 01

  Like from like Hudson News?

• 29:16Speaker 02

  No.

• 29:17H. Foley?

  Okay, good.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  No, I would feel too guilty.

• 29:19H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  I've thought about it though, I have. I walk by, I'm like, these are, they're on for, nobody's...

• 29:24Speaker 01

  No one's, no one cares.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  Do you guys do that? Can you?

• 29:26Speaker 01

  I know, I, I'm very...

• 29:28H. Foley?

  A lot of comics do it.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  I don't want to get caught stealing.

• 29:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  That's like the embarrassment to, overpaying for the bag of fucking Skittles. I'd rather just pay for the Skittles.

• 29:37H. Foley?

  Fat guy stealing snacks, that's...

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:39H. Foley?

  Bad look.

• 29:40Speaker 01

  No good. Um, what was the last thing you stole? Or the last thing you remember ever steal, or...

• 29:47Speaker 02

  Pens from work.

• 29:49H. Foley?

  The shirt.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Man, you're a real renegade. The way she said that was like, "I'm sorry, progressive."

• 29:54Speaker 02

  No, I know, because I, they have my favorite pens when I was...

• 29:57Speaker 01

  What kind of pen is that?

• 29:58Speaker 02

  It's a, I, um...

• 30:02H. Foley?

  Your favorite pen?

• 30:03Speaker 02

  I don't know, it's a, it's a Sharpie one, the one that they glides really nice. It, it's like a felt pen type of...

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  Pen, and, uh, they have it at, at mothership, like that's where I worked last.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  Are they the ones that have the, the, the white tip, what, that looks like a little star?

• 30:19Speaker 02

  No, the, the tip is black.

• 30:21H. Foley?

  No, no, I'm sorry, the, the cap, the cap. It has a cap. It's not, it's not a pen like this.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  No, no, no, it has a cap, yeah. It's gray.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  It's gray.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:29H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, um...

• 30:31H. Foley?

  Hmm, can't think of it.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  Would you steal one at a time, or would you steal a box?

• 30:34Speaker 02

  No, no, no, one at a time.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  I wait till it ran out.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  That's plausible deniability.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  I'm not a glutton for pens.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  I forgot I had this pen.

• 30:41H. Foley?

  Back to the flight. You take your shoes off on a plane?

• 30:44Speaker 02

  Uh, usually no, because I don't, it's too tight to, you know, I'm pretty tall.

• 30:51Speaker 01

  You sitting in coach?

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 30:53H. Foley?

  You put your seat back?

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Yep. I mean, isn't that what it's there for?

• 30:58Speaker 01

  It's a very...

• 30:59H. Foley?

  It's debatable.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  It's debatable.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Some people are pro, some people are against.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Really? Why? Why would you not?

• 31:05Speaker 01

  I don't like doing it.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Why?

• 31:08Speaker 01

  Uh, because I don't like when people do it to me. If someone does it to me, and the person behind me is also leaning back, I'll go back, but...

• 31:14Speaker 02

  Man, I didn't know that this was a... I thought it...

• 31:16Speaker 01

  It's a hot button-ish.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  Really? Like tipping or not?

• 31:20Speaker 01

  Oh, you gotta tip. You're not tipping? I don't think that's a hot... Tipping is not a hot button.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  I'm just kidding. This was a joke. I made a joke. I joke sometimes.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  My apology.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  No, no, it's okay.

• 31:34H. Foley?

  Do you say a...

• 31:34Speaker 02

  It won't happen again, don't worry.

• 31:37Speaker 01

  I apologize for making a joke on your comedy button.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  I'm so sorry.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  I can't get a fucking read on you.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Okay, good. Good.

• 31:44H. Foley?

  Do you have any superstitions?

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I'm really superstitious.

• 31:48H. Foley?

  Can you tell us one of them?

• 31:49Speaker 02

  I don't know. I feel...

• 31:50Speaker 01

  That's when the law come true.

• 31:51Speaker 02

  No, there's so many of them that I... And I don't know what you mean by superstitions. I feel like I have like a... Yeah, I'm Italian. Of course I'm superstitious.

• 31:59H. Foley?

  Is it something you do when the flight's about to take off to make sure that you get there safe?

• 32:04Speaker 02

  No.

• 32:05H. Foley?

  You don't say a prayer, knock on your head, or anything like that?

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Oh, no. I guess more superstitious than...

• 32:10Speaker 01

  You're stuck in "knock on your head"? Like, you say a prayer? You fucking do this a bunch of times like I do?

• 32:16Speaker 02

  You mean like, do I have OCD? Kind of that's what it feels like. I might have OCD. Maybe that's what superstition is, is just OCD.

• 32:26H. Foley?

  Give us one of your superstitions.

• 32:28Speaker 02

  Um... I put on the spot. I don't know. I feel like, uh... Okay, I... This isn't really a superstition, but I do this thing when I see pennies on the ground that are unlucky, where I flip them over and make them lucky for someone.

• 32:43H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  Just to make it lucky, but that's not a superstition, so I don't know.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  That's not a superstition. That's like you're doing it for some other reason.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I pick up the ones that are lucky, and I'm like, oh, this is lucky.

• 32:53H. Foley?

  I have to. I can't walk by it, but the fact that you would touch one that's on tails is insane.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  That's how much I want people to have good luck.

• 33:00H. Foley?

  You get that juju on you, you can't touch a penny on tails. That's nuts.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  No, but she's doing such a positive thing for the universe. First of all, it's all fake. I'm just living in your wacko world for a minute.

• 33:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, it's not. I have to pick the penny up on heads. I have to look at the date and put it in a pocket, separate from my other change.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  You have to do that too?

• 33:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Really?

• 33:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Wow, look at us. We're getting along.

• 33:24H. Foley?

  But I would never, I would never touch-

• 33:25Speaker 01

  You're not even Italian.

• 33:26H. Foley?

  I would never touch a penny that was on tails on the sidewalk.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 33:30H. Foley?

  You gotta stop doing that. Fuck everybody else.

• 33:32Speaker 02

  I'm making it lucky. It's-

• 33:33H. Foley?

  No, you're getting that on you. That's building up.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  No, I just refuse to believe that. And now it's gonna be in my head because you said it and I'm gonna be like a little... But I'm not. I'm not gonna change.

• 33:42Speaker 01

  No, you're do- keep doing what you're doing. That is the positive. That's amazing.

• 33:45H. Foley?

  And also too, that's not real luck. You're twisting fate there. Oh my god.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  No, I think, I think it is even more real luck because someone went out of their way to touch a gross penny on the ground for them to be lucky. That's really lucky for them.

• 34:02H. Foley?

  No.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  No. It's supposed to be a twist of fate that the penny landed on that way. It can't be purposely put on heads.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  But it's a twist of fate that she walked by.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  That she so happened to walk by.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:14H. Foley?

  Well, the Prius wasn't working. How else am I gonna get that?

• 34:16Speaker 01

  I think my goddamn jumper came out.

• 34:18H. Foley?

  Do you bite your nails or clip your nails?

• 34:20Speaker 02

  I pick at them. Actually, they're really bad right now. They're like, I've just, I had nails and then I just like popped them off. I still have one. I have one hanging on, but like, I just like-

• 34:29Speaker 01

  You have one big brown nail.

• 34:30H. Foley?

  So you go-

• 34:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, so usually when I go on stage, I'd get really nervous and then I just like, and then I destroy my nails and-

• 34:37H. Foley?

  So you go and get them done. You get nails put on.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  Sometimes. And then I usually don't like it because it, I don't like the feeling of getting my nails done, but I like how they look. So, every once in a while.

• 34:48H. Foley?

  When you say you don't like the feeling of getting your nails, then what do you mean? You don't like sitting there?

• 34:51Speaker 02

  No, that's fine. It's just the grinding down part of the nail, kind of. And like, they like clean in and then I'm just like, oh, what if they go... What if they go too much and then it goes, it breaks the nail and it goes to the skin and I get all these, and then I get grossed out. I gross myself out at the nail salon. It's not worth it.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  I need, I need a full count of how many fake nails. nails you have on your ten fingers right now.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  It's really bad.

• 35:13Speaker 01

  It's not great.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 35:15H. Foley?

  She's hiding her fingers now.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  I got.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  I'm hiding them.

• 35:17H. Foley?

  Whoa, look at them.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  It's really bad.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  I got two thumbs, a pointer, a ring finger, and half a pinky.

• 35:22H. Foley?

  Wait, why wouldn't?

• 35:23Speaker 02

  I know, it's really bad.

• 35:24H. Foley?

  Why wouldn't you just take them all off?

• 35:25Speaker 02

  Because it's hard to take them off. They're glued on. How do you think this stay on?

• 35:28Speaker 01

  I don't know. How'd they come off the other finger?

• 35:30Speaker 02

  Well, because I got nervous enough to pop them off.

• 35:33H. Foley?

  Is that a satisfying thing to pick at them and get them off?

• 35:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:36H. Foley?

  Well, I can imagine. That's pretty good.

• 35:39Speaker 01

  You're fucking screwballs. Yeah. Uh, okay. Going back at, you know, before you started doing comedy, ideally as a kid, but you might not have the answer. Who's the most famous person you met growing up? It could have been like a local DJ, a football player, somebody in passing, something at a meet and greet.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  John from John's Deli in Stockton.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  That's a great answer. That's like honestly what I always look for.

• 36:04H. Foley?

  Can we get eyes on John's Deli?

• 36:06Speaker 01

  Because they were like the small town celebrities. That was an important guy.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was to, yeah, no.

• 36:11Speaker 01

  That's, that's.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  Best sandwiches in town.

• 36:14H. Foley?

  What do you like on a sandwich?

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  Salami.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  Obviously, no, actually, you know, salami isn't a sandwich meat. It's a standalone meat to me, I feel.

• 36:25H. Foley?

  Well, let's discuss that. Are we talking about like old school hard Italian salami? Or are we talking about the salami you can get at the grocery store? Because a salami and cheese sandwich, thin, is not bad.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  Yep, I agree with the cracker. I like the little bites with the salami and the cheese and then the, yeah, those are good.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  Toleshire Farms is a nice prepackaged of that when you're on the road at a gas station. It's a solid.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  But most of the time, salami by itself is better than if you add all the stuff, you know? It's like, it's already.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's good.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  It's already hot without makeup, you know? That's what it feels like.

• 36:57H. Foley?

  It's already hot without makeup. That's all right. All right. Anything on John's?

• 37:02Speaker 01

  Is it spelled G I A N?

• 37:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. G I A, Gianz, I mean, that's, okay.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:09H. Foley?

  4.7 stars.

• 37:11Speaker 01

  Looks alright. Let's see that menu. What would you get there?

• 37:14Speaker 02

  The sandwiches. The deli sandwiches are really good.

• 37:17Speaker 01

  You're saying sandwich with a G in there?

• 37:18Speaker 02

  I know, I know. I've gotten made fun of this before.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  No, I'm not making fun of you.

• 37:21H. Foley?

  Christina, give us something specific, other than sandwiches.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm trying. I like, I like prosciutto, I like coppa, like, uh...

• 37:29Speaker 01

  Coppa?

• 37:30Speaker 02

  Coppa, yeah, that was one of my favorites, and prosciutto, and, um, I, I, all the, all the toppings, all, all the makeup.

• 37:38H. Foley?

  So it would be an Italian?

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:40H. Foley?

  An Italian hero.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Mortadella, coppa, salami, prosciutto, provolone, oil, vinegar, roasted bread, bell pepper.

• 37:46Speaker 02

  All of that, so good.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  That's a customer theme, by the way.

• 37:48H. Foley?

  What about, like, turkey and cheese? Are you a turkey person?

• 37:51Speaker 02

  Sometimes when I wanna be healthy, I'll get, like, a turkey and cheese foot long from Subway.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  Now you're speaking my language, sister.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Finally.

• 38:00H. Foley?

  One of them foot long cookies, huh?

• 38:04H. Foley?

  Take the calories away.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  Just to be healthy, and I'd get the wheat bread, too, so I feel good about myself. I'm like, oh, it's healthy.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 38:14H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 38:16Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 38:17H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 38:19H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 38:46H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 38:47Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, oh, five, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that, they got their hand in your pocket.

• 38:53H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:53Speaker 01

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• 39:28H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 39:29Speaker 04

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• 39:42Speaker 05

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• 40:07H. Foley?

  What else do you eat? What's your favorite food?

• 40:09Speaker 02

  I think sushi is my favorite.

• 40:11H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:13H. Foley?

  All right, have you, have you, now that you're doing well, torn all over, have you had some good sushi?

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel, but you know what? I have a really low bar for sushi because growing up, when we did go out to eat, my family, we would go to a sushi buffet, but it was like a really shitty sushi buffet.

• 40:30H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:32H. Foley?

  Sushi buffets as a kid?

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, and so I grew up just excited to go to sushi buffets because I thought that was the only rest, you know?

• 40:39Speaker 01

  That's the only place you can get sushi buffet.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  You have such a fucking, sometimes one-track mind when you're on a thing, you're like, well, this is great. This is it.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, I'm like, oh, this is awesome, though. I love buffets and sushi buffets are good, I think. Now as an adult, you know, growing up in Stockton, sushi buffets, everything feels fancy to me.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  What is a fancy thing you'll do now? Will you go out to like a nice restaurant or something?

• 41:04Speaker 02

  I'll go to like a sushi restaurant.

• 41:05H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  It's pretty fancy.

• 41:07H. Foley?

  Like omakase and sit at the, sit at the bar?

• 41:09Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I've, I've done that. I've sat at the bar.

• 41:13H. Foley?

  Do you drink?

• 41:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 01

  What's your go-to cocktail, beverage of choice?

• 41:17Speaker 02

  It depends, so espresso martinis when I'm like...

• 41:19Speaker 01

  Classy, but trashy.

• 41:21Speaker 02

  At night, and then in the morning, because of the espresso martinis, Bloody Marys. Love a good Bloody Mary with all the food in there.

• 41:28Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 41:29Speaker 02

  Hopefully they have salamis, that's great.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  I mean, you're fucking screwballs. I like it.

• 41:36H. Foley?

  Will you drink on the plane?

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Uh, actually, I don't on planes. I feel like planes are where I detox.

• 41:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:44H. Foley?

  Drink at the airport?

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Uh, mm, usually not, but sometimes I'll have a drink at the airport.

• 41:50H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  If I have a really long layover, I'll have a Bloody Mary. Airport Bloody Marys are the best Bloody Marys.

• 41:56H. Foley?

  I agree.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:58Speaker 01

  Let's say, so you're here this weekend, what does minus, you know, you're, say you're on the road. What are you doing during the day? Are you active? Do you get out and go do stuff? Or are you just like, I'm hanging at the hotel all day?

• 42:09Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 42:09Speaker 01

  Until the show.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  I came here.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Aside from this.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  Just, I'm kidding around. I feel like you guys have been taking me seriously this whole podcast. Cause you're like, what, this woman makes jokes actually? Like, what's going on?

• 42:24Speaker 02

  I think you guys are... That's not me.

• 42:27Speaker 01

  I don't think you're wrong.

• 42:27H. Foley?

  We are.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  Clearly.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  No, I'm not trying to disprove that in any, any form of...

• 42:34H. Foley?

  We never said we weren't.

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Well, it really depends. Sometimes I'll wake up earlier and then I'll try to walk around. I like walking around cities to explore them. Um, if I'm somewhere new and... Other times I go to bed really late and then I won't wake up until like two hours before the show.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  Really?

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. That rarely happens, cause I don't sleep most of the time. I have a hard time sleeping. I don't know.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  You doing nice hotels? You doing wherever the club put, do you have like a...

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Wherever the club puts me.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  Well, you do a hotel breakfast?

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, I actually get excited of...

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:06Speaker 02

  Because I'm like, I'm getting my money's worth, even though it's not my, you know?

• 43:09Speaker 01

  Sure, they're paying for it.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, and they're like, I gotta get it. And I usually don't even eat breakfast, but if it's there, I'll, I'll do it.

• 43:16Speaker 01

  What are you doing? You doing a toast, bagel? You making a waffle? You doing the eggs?

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm doing all of that. I like, yeah.

• 43:22H. Foley?

  Will you do the powdered eggs?

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Powdered?

• 43:24H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  Like the eggs that are at like a hotel buffet are not real eggs?

• 43:29Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:30H. Foley?

  Like a Hampton ends, those are powdered eggs?

• 43:32Speaker 02

  No, when they have a, even the, the scrambled eggs are powdered?

• 43:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:36H. Foley?

  That's the only one that would be powdered.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like them. I fuck with that.

• 43:41H. Foley?

  Wait, did you think the regular eggs would be powdered? Like the solid egg?

• 43:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's just... No, no, I mean, I didn't know that there were powdered eggs. Like, I didn't know that they made eggs into a powder.

• 43:51Speaker 01

  Imagine like an egg buffet, kind of. That's the level of, uh...

• 43:53Speaker 02

  That's just a bunch of little eggs.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  That's the level of eggs that they are compared to the sushi.

• 43:57H. Foley?

  Have you had a waffle in the last 365 days?

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had one. At a, at a buffet at a breakfast, actually, at the, at the hotel.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  She loves a buffet.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  I love a buffet.

• 44:07H. Foley?

  Did you make it yourself?

• 44:08Speaker 02

  No, no, not the waffle. I, did you hear what I just said? I had it at a buffet. At a hotel.

• 44:15H. Foley?

  The buffets have waffles that you make yourself.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  No, they had me go in the back and make it on my...

• 44:23Speaker 02

  No, I know what you mean. Uh, no, it was already made that you can't, you didn't make it yourself. It was a fancy buffet at a fancy.

• 44:29H. Foley?

  Do you do any fast food?

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Um, do I do fast food? Yeah, I do all the fast food.

• 44:35H. Foley?

  What do you like?

• 44:36Speaker 02

  Uh, In-N-Out. Um, I, I had Carl's Jr. Recently.

• 44:42H. Foley?

  Interesting.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  Thought that, I'd never liked Carl's Jr. And I liked it a little bit more this last time.

• 44:47H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  Wendy's is pretty good.

• 44:49H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Okay, I'm listening.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  Taco Bell is always good, but you never crave it for some reason.

• 44:54H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 44:55Speaker 02

  But then every time I have it, I'm like, this is awesome.

• 44:58Speaker 01

  Wow. Very well put, I feel.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Right? I don't know. And then, uh, sometimes Jack in the Box or, did you guys call it Jack in the Crack? That's what they call it in stock.

• 45:07H. Foley?

  We didn't have it out here, but I've had it in Hawaii a bunch.

• 45:09Speaker 02

  Sometimes I've really, they have tacos.

• 45:12H. Foley?

  They're awesome.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  They're good.

• 45:13H. Foley?

  They're so good.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  Popeyes, the chicken thing is super good, the five dollar box.

• 45:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, I think Popeyes chicken is the best one, probably.

• 45:24H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  Maybe Chick-fil-A too, though. I like Chick-fil-A.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  Chick-fil-A's great. Are you doing any cooking at the house?

• 45:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Sounds like you're hitting a lot of fast food if I'm being honest with you.

• 45:32H. Foley?

  When you're home, what is the schedule when you're home? Like, how, how, how long are you home for?

• 45:38Speaker 01

  Gotta get the car started.

• 45:39H. Foley?

  Like during the week?

• 45:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, kinda during the week. I've been spending time in LA, um, for the last four months. I've been kind of in LA and then I go to Austin and most of the time I'm on, I'm on the road, like just weekends and then, yeah.

• 45:55H. Foley?

  When you're in LA, you're staying?

• 45:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, it just depends. I kinda just go wherever I'm like feeling like, oh, maybe I wanna do spots at the store during the week today, or maybe I wanna go to mothership and it just depends on how I'm feeling after the weekend.

• 46:07H. Foley?

  Moving with the breeze, I respect that.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I still haven't gotten my flight back, actually.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  From here?

• 46:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, from here. So I'm not sure where I'm gonna go yet.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Maybe you're hanging out in New York.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe I'll go to, stay in New York. I don't know.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Hey there, bozos and homies. The Back on the Block Tour marches on. Get your tickets now for Austin, Texas, Tampa, Florida. We got Chicago, Illinois. We got Bloomington, Indiana, Nashville, Los Angeles for the Netflix is a Joke Festival. Get them tickets. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Denver. All tickets on sale, areyougarbage.com. Me and the big man do stand-up, then we close out playing AYG with the crowd. You've seen the clips, you love them. We'll see you there. Becta, what are you, are you cooking anything at the house? Can you cook?

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I can cook, but no.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  It's like a riddle.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  I can cook, but I-

• 46:48Speaker 01

  Well, can you cook? If you, if we were coming over and you're like, "I'm gonna make you..." What are you, what are, what's your best crack of the dish?

• 46:53Speaker 02

  Salad. I can really-

• 46:55H. Foley?

  What kind of salad?

• 46:56Speaker 02

  Just, you know, lettuce.

• 46:57Speaker 01

  The one that comes in a bag.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  I take the lettuce apart-

• 47:01Speaker 01

  A wedge.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  And I just, like, "Here you go."

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Do you eat salad?

• 47:08H. Foley?

  I've seen it done.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  You know what it is? It's like a salami, but green and round.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  It's the stuff that comes on top of a hamburger, right? I usually take that off. I don't like it.

• 47:20H. Foley?

  I like a salad. I ate an arugula salad yesterday.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 47:24H. Foley?

  Yes. Top of a meatloaf.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  Healthy?

• 47:28Speaker 01

  Um, do you sneak snacks into a movie theater, or did you as a child?

• 47:32Speaker 02

  I snuck a whole pizza in a movie theater.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  You're like an alien.

• 47:37H. Foley?

  Dude, she really is.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  How do you, first of all, you can't sneak a whole pizza-

• 47:40Speaker 02

  Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  That's gotta be an inside job.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, you could totally sneak a whole pizza. You just take it apart-

• 47:46Speaker 01

  You stack this like-

• 47:47Speaker 02

  And you put it in aluminum foil. Then you put it on your body, and then you just put it, no one knows, and then you just have pizza in the movie.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  Are you doing that by yourself, or with multiple pizza?

• 47:57Speaker 02

  I did it with, uh, my best friend. We, uh-

• 47:59Speaker 01

  You shared a pizza?

• 48:00Speaker 02

  We shared a whole pizza. We got high, and we shared a pizza, and we went to the movies together, and it was really fun. No one checks. No one pats you down at the movie theater-

• 48:09Speaker 01

  They're looking for any customer they can get at this point.

• 48:11H. Foley?

  You smoke a lot of doobie? You smoke weed?

• 48:13Speaker 02

  I smoke weed. I don't do it super often.

• 48:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  But it, yeah, I like, I like it. It calms me down.

• 48:20H. Foley?

  Okay. Um, back to the apartment. So, you're in and out all the time. If we came over, right, when we saw the apartment, would it be like, "Oh, somebody lives here," or "Somebody's in and out of this place"? Like, does it look like somebody lives there?

• 48:33Speaker 01

  Whoever lives here likes salami.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Um, it, it looks like, yeah, it, it-

• 48:40Speaker 02

  It looks like a, yeah, it looks like a beaver lives there.

• 48:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 48:44Speaker 02

  It's all messy and just everything's on top of each other.

• 48:47H. Foley?

  Does all your silverware match?

• 48:48Speaker 02

  No.

• 48:49H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  You have a dishwasher?

• 48:51Speaker 02

  Yes. Not by choice, it was there.

• 48:54H. Foley?

  How many plates would you say you have at the apartment?

• 48:56Speaker 02

  Hmm, like five.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  Five plates?

• 48:58Speaker 02

  I think so, not a lot of plates.

• 49:00Speaker 01

  That's an odd number of plates, so they don't really come in four or eight.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Literally, yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  So you've either stolen or lost a few plates.

• 49:05Speaker 02

  It's an odd number.

• 49:07H. Foley?

  I'm sure this is gonna backfire on me, but if we came over to the house and we asked for a glass of water, what would we be getting? Would we be getting a bottle, would we be getting a Brita, would we be getting water from the tap? What would you be giving us?

• 49:20Speaker 02

  Do you know what water tastes like? Just kidding.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  I like this.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  Bottle.

• 49:26H. Foley?

  Probably want a milkshake, huh fatty?

• 49:29Speaker 02

  I just give you Sprite, you'd be like, this is water, because you're just a Mountain Dew.

• 49:33H. Foley?

  What's his diet? Sprite it out. I get what you're putting down.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  No, I have a Brita, I do, but it, the filter needs changing and I have it. See, so I feel like I'm not gonna put the extra steps for a product. I'll get a product and then I'll be like, well.

• 49:47H. Foley?

  I'm with you on that.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  I hope that lasts.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, sure, that's everybody with a Brita filter.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  You're not alone on that, that's 99% of Brita.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  If anything, I'll just buy another Brita, because I don't wanna, I don't know how to change it either.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  I've never successfully done it.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  Then I have to watch a YouTube video, I don't know. A whole process.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  Do you have any half-used gift cards?

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, and I probably lost them.

• 50:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, the wear too, anywhere specific?

• 50:08Speaker 02

  Probably like Starbucks or something.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 50:10H. Foley?

  Any Kohl's cash?

• 50:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  Growing up, or at any point in your life, were you guys ever into as seen on TV products?

• 50:17Speaker 02

  Um, might have done it once or twice, yeah.

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Did you collect anything as a kid, Beanie Babies or anything like that?

• 50:24Speaker 02

  I liked the gum, the, um, not, sorry, I went into Italian for a second. Uh, there were erasers on the top of pencils, you know, the little erasers?

• 50:32H. Foley?

  Of course I do.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, and they're, uh... All different characters and colors and their different shapes and I had a big jar and every time I've got another one, I would just put it in the jar.

• 50:41H. Foley?

  I'll give you that.

• 50:41Speaker 02

  Also beer bottle caps, weird. Yeah, I liked, I picked them up from the ground whenever I saw a beer bottle cap and I just thought it was cool. I don't know, I was six though.

• 50:52Speaker 01

  Starting early, sure.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was like, something about this.

• 50:55H. Foley?

  All right, all right. What were your cartoons growing up?

• 50:57Speaker 02

  I liked Powerpuff Girls, that was my favorite.

• 50:59H. Foley?

  Okay, respect it. Were you a SpongeBob fan?

• 51:04Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I love SpongeBob, but I got into that when I was a teenager.

• 51:08H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  I was late for SpongeBob.

• 51:10H. Foley?

  Are you a Disney person?

• 51:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like Disney.

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Have you been to Disney World?

• 51:14Speaker 02

  No, not in Disneyland, not Disneyland.

• 51:16H. Foley?

  You've been to the one in California?

• 51:17Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:17H. Foley?

  Okay, did you go there with your family?

• 51:18Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:19H. Foley?

  On a vacation?

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. Also, I went as an adult too. Yeah, oh, there you go, yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got it.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, we did go to Disneyland, but I didn't count it as a vacation for me though, cuz I played the accordion, you know, and my dad was like, "Oh, we're gonna go to Disneyland, but Christina has to do, that has to practice the accordion three days every day for the rest of the summer, to go to Disneyland for like, two days." And then my siblings were like, "Come on Christina," and I was like, "Fine, I guess," and then...

• 51:49Speaker 01

  What? That's like a work release program.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  But, goo- good work ethic, instilled really good work ethic in me.

• 51:55H. Foley?

  Your dad really wanted you to be an accordion player?

• 51:57Speaker 02

  I think it was more about the

• 51:58Speaker 01

  Discipline.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  Discipline.

• 51:59H. Foley?

  Like, "Okay, we can go to Disney World, but Christina has to practice accordion."

• 52:04Speaker 02

  Three hours a day, every day for summer, and he meant it, it was not an empty threat, and he, he made sure.

• 52:09H. Foley?

  Did you do that three hours a day in the summer?

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:11H. Foley?

  Oh my god, it would've ran away.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  I didn't have friends, so.

• 52:14H. Foley?

  Really?

• 52:15Speaker 01

  It's a real chicken or the egg, though, you could've had some friends if it wasn't for the accordion, you know what I mean?

• 52:19H. Foley?

  Where would you practice, in your room?

• 52:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, in the room, in the living room, um...

• 52:23H. Foley?

  Would he come down and then like, check on you, like, "Hey, you're doing pretty good."

• 52:26Speaker 01

  If I was one of your siblings, I'd kill myself, listening to three hours of accordion all day.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  And I played it in the car on the way to Disneyland.

• 52:33Speaker 01

  Gotta get those hours in. Now, are you playing like traditional, I don't even know what to, traditional accordion music? Are you doing like, are you playing, you're learning the hits?

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Oh, uh, the hits like-

• 52:43Speaker 01

  Like pop, are you playing like, you know-

• 52:44Speaker 02

  1950's hits.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 52:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, like Frankie Valli, you know?

• 52:48H. Foley?

  You're playing Frankie Valli on the accordion?

• 52:49Speaker 02

  And Frank Sinatra, yeah.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, yeah. Yeah, no, I got really good.

• 52:54Speaker 01

  I mean, your dad is Italian.

• 52:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 01

  Huh. Do you have name brand luggage now?

• 52:59Speaker 02

  No, I got a $20 in, uh, I got it overseas at a really cheap-

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Spot.

• 53:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, spot, just because I needed one, because I, I travel really light, usually I only have like a backpack and I was like, oh, maybe a roll-

• 53:12Speaker 01

  Really? You're not even do-

• 53:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:14Speaker 01

  Really?

• 53:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:14H. Foley?

  A backpack? Like when you're going out to tour?

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Well, it's only a weekend, like how many clothes do you need?

• 53:20H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 53:20Speaker 01

  Our t-shirts are a little bigger than yours.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:24H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  But, uh, anyway, I got a rollie bag and I like that a lot more.

• 53:27H. Foley?

  Okay. You say overseas, where are you talking about?

• 53:31Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Afghanistan.

• 53:32H. Foley?

  Yeah. Who says overseas like that?

• 53:35Speaker 01

  That's people who served.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  You know, I don't like talking about when I was overseas.

• 53:41H. Foley?

  When I was in country.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  No, I don't know, I mean, probably last time I was in Italy or something like, it just, yeah.

• 53:48H. Foley?

  Do you guys go to Italy regularly to see your family?

• 53:50Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I've only been a couple times since we moved back to the US.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Does your mom go frequently or no?

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Um, we went two years ago, three years, um-

• 54:02H. Foley?

  To see family?

• 54:02Speaker 02

  To see family, yeah, and, uh, I think my parents might have gone again last year, but I'm on, I was on tour, so I didn't go.

• 54:09H. Foley?

  Okay. Have your parents seen you do stand-up?

• 54:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 54:13H. Foley?

  Never?

• 54:14Speaker 02

  No, they didn't even like that I was doing stand-up until this year, pretty much.

• 54:17H. Foley?

  Are they aware of your success?

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Uh, now, now they seem cool about it, like, uh, my dad will be like, oh, one of my coworkers pulled up one of your videos, like, have you seen this girl? She's really funny, and he's like, have I seen her? That's my daughter.

• 54:29Speaker 01

  I told her everything she knows about the accordion.

• 54:31H. Foley?

  He sold her two Priuses.

• 54:32Speaker 02

  I actually feel like, uh, my dad is, my dad's sense of humor and, uh, just all of that is the reason that I-

• 54:38Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  You know, I have the sense of humor that I have, so-

• 54:40Speaker 01

  So, are they planning on coming out to a show at any ti- like, what's, is it a you thing or a them thing?

• 54:45Speaker 02

  I think a little bit of both, maybe, and mostly me, probably, now, I, I don't really want them to-

• 54:51Speaker 01

  Do you perform around, like, obviously LA?

• 54:53H. Foley?

  How far away is Stockton from LA?

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, like, seven hours.

• 54:56H. Foley?

  Oh, Jesus.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  Yes, it's, yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  Come down, catch a matinee or something.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  Just a quick seven.

• 55:02H. Foley?

  Wait, are they, are they north of LA or south of LA?

• 55:05Speaker 02

  Uh, north.

• 55:06H. Foley?

  North.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  LA's in the south.

• 55:08H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, Stockton, Mexico.

• 55:13Speaker 01

  Uh, Stockton's like up by, it's up at, or like San Francisco.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like two hours from San Francisco.

• 55:21H. Foley?

  Near Oakland.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  Now, have you been to San Francisco? Or Lodi, I hear. Nicer part. Now, have, do you, will you play around there and they still don't come?

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I, I've-

• 55:32Speaker 01

  Like you'll go to Cobb's or whatever?

• 55:33Speaker 02

  I've played 20 minutes from my house and they didn't come, but this, it was when I was, uh, it's when they were, it was when they weren't really happy about me doing stand-up. Like I said, they wanted me to be a lawyer, you know?

• 55:44Speaker 01

  So they're just getting over it.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, no, now, they, they were just worried about me. They were like, what is she doing? They wouldn't even tell my relatives what I would do. They're like, oh, we don't know what Christina does. She kinda does her own thing, but then-

• 55:56Speaker 01

  Some old school Italian shit.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  No, but then, uh, now, I think they're, now it's cool. Now the vibe is better. I'm not shunned anymore, so.

• 56:03Speaker 01

  Similar thing with my family.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think that's just common, right? But it's out, and it's from a good place.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  Well, it's like you're, you know, it's, it's a, it's a, I think you're, from a parent's point of view, they're like, it's a very tough road to do and, you know, it's not the most honorable profession and you're a loser for a long time. But you finally make it, mom!

• 56:21H. Foley?

  You cooked quick, though. When did you start comedy?

• 56:23Speaker 02

  Uh, I've been doing it four and a half years now.

• 56:26H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 56:26Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  Hoover and Shaker.

• 56:28Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, I wanted them to talk to me again, so I just-

• 56:31Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, she probably fucking, she can't leave the house unless she writes three hours of jokes or something.

• 56:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. I, no, it's true, though. I feel like now I have to like, hit like certain benchmarks every day or else I'm like, ah, I didn't practice. I didn't do what I was supposed to.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 56:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, so, and I, I think that's also why I probably move fast, really.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  Working.

• 56:50H. Foley?

  You have a laptop? You bring a laptop with you?

• 56:52Speaker 02

  No, I like writing with pen and paper.

• 56:54H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:55H. Foley?

  You ever use the business center at the hotel?

• 56:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 56:58Speaker 02

  I like to be in the room.

• 56:59H. Foley?

  Okay. Do you write in cursive?

• 57:01Speaker 02

  Um, it's kinda like half and half, cause I learned cursive and-

• 57:05H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? It's kinda like not, not cursive.

• 57:08H. Foley?

  Do you put a thing on your eyes? Do you put something over your eyes that's not just a dot?

• 57:12Speaker 02

  No, just a dot. I keep it simple.

• 57:14H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Not trying to show off or anything.

• 57:17H. Foley?

  I can see you doing like a circle.

• 57:18Speaker 02

  No, I don't have that much time.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  Simple, simple girl from Stockton, you know what I mean?

• 57:21Speaker 02

  Um, I do a flower.

• 57:25H. Foley?

  See, I could see that. You have a jar full of erasers.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Do you have a go-to karaoke song?

• 57:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's Molly Cyrus by Stitches.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Who's that? No, Stitches by Miley Cyrus. Molly, wait.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Molly Cyrus by Stitches.

• 57:42Speaker 01

  Stitches is the...

• 57:43Speaker 02

  Stitch- you should, yeah, you should look it up.

• 57:45Speaker 01

  I gotta get eyes on this.

• 57:45Speaker 02

  People get- they don't like me singing it. I did this at a Napa in a winery. The guy let me aux. And, yeah, it was at a winery. And he was like, "Are you sure?" And then I played this and all the people wine tasting got so mad at me.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  The strong choice.

• 57:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's really fun.

• 58:02Speaker 01

  Wait, Molly Cyrus?

• 58:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, Molly Cyrus by Stitches.

• 58:05H. Foley?

  Is this some hardcore band?

• 58:08Speaker 02

  Kinda, so...

• 58:09Speaker 01

  Stitches, Molly Cy- how do you- wait, there it is.

• 58:13H. Foley?

  Oh, fuck. Man, we're so old, we can't even find it.

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Hey, I'm young and cool. I don't know what you're talking about.

• 58:18H. Foley?

  Molly Cyrus.

• 58:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  Song by Stitches, 2015. This seems a little aggressive.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, you should play it.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  I mean, we can't, unfortunately, due to copyright. We- I don't own the right. I'm gonna have to talk to Stitches and see if they'll clear us playing it.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  It's like, "I just want the molly. Now I'm trying to fuck Molly Cyrus. I'mma put cocaine in your ass. I'mma put my..."

• 58:39Speaker 01

  And this is what you're doing?

• 58:39H. Foley?

  This is what you're doing at a wine tasting in Napa?

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I mean. That's- it's funny, because it's-

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Sure. This guy's- I mean, this guy's got Facetand- I mean, I didn't- I wouldn't peg you as a Stitches-

• 58:50Speaker 02

  No, no, I just like- it's like a really good hype song when you're drunk, you know?

• 58:54H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  And sober.

• 58:55H. Foley?

  Were you at the wine tasting?

• 58:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:57H. Foley?

  You were tasting wine?

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 58:59H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  You think I was sober?

• 59:00H. Foley?

  I don't know. Screw you. I don't know what the hell's going on. Huh.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Um, let's say you're at- you're at one of- you know, you're staying somewhere, you get takeout food. Well, you're at home. Will you plate- will you put that on one of your five plates, or do you gotta eat out of the container?

• 59:18Speaker 02

  Sometimes it doesn't make it home.

• 59:20Speaker 01

  It doesn't make it, you might just do it in the car right there.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:22H. Foley?

  Do it in the car.

• 59:22Speaker 02

  Really fast food.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  I gotcha. I respect that.

• 59:26Speaker 02

  But if not, I like to eat and watch Bob's Burgers when I eat a burger. It's a weird thing that I like to do.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  I don't know. So sometimes I'll put that on if the burger makes it home. And then we both.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  Both are eating burgers. A lot of burger, a lot of burger talk going on. I, hey, I'm with it.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  You know what? There's a business now that they do where they like, it's like fork and film. I don't know if I can say that because of copyright. I don't know how that works.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  I don't think you know how copyrights work. As somebody who's about to be a lawyer, you are not aware of a copyright.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  I don't know if I, I guess I can say that. But they have a-

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  Is it like a trade secret or something? Or just the name of a place?

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  No, it's just the name of a place.

• 1:00:04H. Foley?

  Why wouldn't you be able to say that?

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  No, I'm kidding. I'm just kidding, you guys. You think-

• 1:00:08H. Foley?

  She's good.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  Well, like, she takes it like one step further than I expect her to, and I'm like, oh, she really doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  For real, sometimes. I think this is-

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  I've thought that a couple times.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Always kidding. I know. I was like, come on, guys.

• 1:00:23H. Foley?

  No, you do it so well that you make the other person think there's something wrong with them.

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  Yes. You, that's what I'm saying. You take it like two steps further than like most people would pull out, and then I go, I had like, oh, I don't think that's right. And you go, no, I'm fucking with you. I go, okay.

• 1:00:36H. Foley?

  I feel like an idiot.

• 1:00:39Speaker 01

  This is, this is emotional warfare at its finest.

• 1:00:44H. Foley?

  I'm gonna have an eating disorder after this.

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  I'm gonna walk out here and go, thanks for letting me be on your podcast. Fucking turn the whole show upside down.

• 1:00:53H. Foley?

  We leave her here, we leave.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  Hey, Smokey, I'll let you know next time I'm back in town.

• 1:00:58H. Foley?

  We're at Bananas tonight.

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  I'm like, I think that's the last time we're having these guys on.

• 1:01:05H. Foley?

  I know. All of a sudden you got Luke.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  Let's not ask for them again.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  Luke, those guys just didn't get the show. They just didn't bring it. That's so funny. Ah, okay.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  No, before it can film, they bring you food as it's happening in the movie. The mo- the.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 1:01:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's a business around this, and I've been doing it for years.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  My bu- my- that was my buddy's idea. You should be able to watch the Food Network and order. There should be like a kitchen that you can order whatever the fuck you're watching.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  That's a good idea. That's why I don't watch Food Network, because then I'm disappointed. It's like, it's kind of like porn, right?

• 1:01:38Speaker 01

  Never touch your stuff.

• 1:01:40H. Foley?

  I thought it would be a good idea to have a podcast about food in movies. Like, talk about like the Chinese food scene in Godfather.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  What? No way. I'm just kidding.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  I thought she was serious again.

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  No, she wasn't. She's making fun of me.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  No, I'm not. I'm not making fun.

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  I don't think you're supporting.

• 1:02:00Speaker 02

  No, I think it's a great idea. I think.

• 1:02:02Speaker 01

  I think fat guys all over the world will love that show.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Dog, you're having a good time.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  Can you imagine being in a third world country and knowing that we talk about food? We don't even eat it. We just make commentary on it. They're like, what the fuck?

• 1:02:20H. Foley?

  I say that all the time. All that shit they make in those competitions on the Food Network, they probably throw all that shit out. There's no way the crew can eat all that, all that lobster.

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  So what are you waiting to do? Waiting for your phone to ring?

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  They should send it. I think that's, it would be a good business idea. All the food from like movies and stuff, they should send it to.

• 1:02:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, freeze dry it.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  There's a lot of dry ice.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Do it powdered, like the eggs.

• 1:02:42Speaker 01

  That powdered the jambalaya. Uh-huh. Uh, what, it, you have a 2008 Prius. How are you listening to music in the Prius? Is there an aux cord in that?

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's an aux cord at one point, but somebody broke into my car the last time I left Austin for a little too long. And, uh, but I didn't lock the car because.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03:03Speaker 02

  I have a theory. Just open it. Don't break my window, because then that gives me another task, you know?

• 1:03:08H. Foley?

  You leave the car unlocked?

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, that way they just get what they need and then they don't, you know, cause damage to the car. And my car gets cleaned. That's kind of what I felt like because they took all the shit out of it and now I don't have to clean it.

• 1:03:22H. Foley?

  Wait, so did this happen the way you wanted it to happen?

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  Honestly, I just like to see it on the bright side of stuff, so.

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  Her car got broken into and she forgot to lock the door and then she spit in the air.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  The door was unlocked.

• 1:03:32H. Foley?

  And they didn't smash the window?

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  I did that on purpose because I don't want them to smash the window.

• 1:03:36H. Foley?

  And they didn't smash the window?

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  They didn't. They just, they tried it and then they saw that it was unlocked, so.

• 1:03:41H. Foley?

  So it worked out?

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, it worked out. And I didn't even remember what was in my car, so whatever they stole, like, they probably needed it more than. But one of the things was the aux cord and that's the only thing that I'm kind of annoyed about because now I have to bring a speaker in the car.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  You gotta, that's, that's what I was getting through, you got a loose, you got a Bluetooth speaker in the car?

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  Well, no, not Bluetooth, but I have an aux, but usually.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  You're doing a hardwired, third-party speaker in your car?

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  And now, I don't have that even, so now I use a speaker because it got broken into. Do you guys listen to me?

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  Oh, wait. You have the speakers, what I'm saying.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's the built-in speaker, but I'll bring one, like a little kind of party speaker in the car. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  I'm with you on that.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 1:04:22H. Foley?

  You know party speaker?

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little tiny one with a fan that I got for free.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  I'm gonna play stitches too.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:04:31Speaker 01

  Have you ever taken a picture with an iPad?

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:35H. Foley?

  You flossing every day?

• 1:04:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:38H. Foley?

  Do you go to the dentist regularly?

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:40H. Foley?

  Doctor?

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:41H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  Have you ever owned a tennis racket?

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:44H. Foley?

  You brush your teeth in the shower?

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  I have.

• 1:04:46H. Foley?

  You pee in the shower?

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

  You drink, did you ever, growing up, I doubt it, but you drink milk with dinner?

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  You did.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  All, growing up, even now, I love milk. Yeah.

• 1:05:00Speaker 01

  Check's out.

• 1:05:00H. Foley?

  Just turned it all around. I don't think you're weird at all.

• 1:05:04Speaker 01

  Or mean. Or mean.

• 1:05:08H. Foley?

  Whole milk?

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  Am I being mean?

• 1:05:10H. Foley?

  No. Whole milk?

• 1:05:11Speaker 01

  Not being nice.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, whole milk is the best. Really?

• 1:05:16Speaker 01

  I also make jokes.

• 1:05:18H. Foley?

  You do?

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  That's the first one I heard.

• 1:05:21Speaker 01

  I'm not sure anymore, to be honest.

• 1:05:23H. Foley?

  I thought this was a news show.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  It's hot in here?

• 1:05:28H. Foley?

  What's the rotation when you're home of the towel situation for the shower?

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 1:05:35Speaker 01

  How many towels do you own at the house?

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  Oh, like, three, maybe?

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  How many showers for one towel before you wash it?

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  Well. You know, I'm always clean when I use it, so I like, maybe like.

• 1:05:47Speaker 01

  What? You're really defending this like a bad lawyer.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  I'm clean when I use the towel, so you think the towel would still be clean for a while.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  It's not so much dirt, it's the amount of moisture on the towel.

• 1:05:58Speaker 02

  Well, I was just like hanging up and it dries till next time.

• 1:06:01Speaker 01

  I've showered before.

• 1:06:02H. Foley?

  So how many?

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Maybe like a week or two, I don't know.

• 1:06:05H. Foley?

  A week of showering every day? So seven showers?

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  Seven, yeah. It's not bad, I don't know.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  That's standard.

• 1:06:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, I guess that's pretty good.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  Now, do you do, do you have in-unit washer and dryer, or do you have, you do?

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  But, it sucks, because it's one of those European ones that is like, you want, and it takes forever, so I...

• 1:06:21H. Foley?

  Is it one thing? It's not only, only one, there's not two separately?

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  No, it's one thing.

• 1:06:26H. Foley?

  Oh, what the fuck is that?

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it takes like an entire day to do like a...

• 1:06:29H. Foley?

  That's crazy!

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  But they also have like off-unit, like...

• 1:06:33H. Foley?

  Downstairs in the basement?

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  Downstairs, yeah. But I got all my laundry stolen one time.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  Left it in the car.

• 1:06:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, they left it unlocked. I left the dryer unlocked.

• 1:06:42H. Foley?

  They stole your laundry?

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, they stole it.

• 1:06:43H. Foley?

  Who's stealing laundry?

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  I don't know, but...

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  Out of where? Out of the downstairs one? Like out of the communal one?

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:50H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, so...

• 1:06:51H. Foley?

  How long'd you leave it down there for?

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  A while. But, not that long.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  I was in Toledo for the weekend.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  No, I went to bed, because it was at nighttime, and then the next day I went to...

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  That's way too long.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  Well, you know.

• 1:07:03H. Foley?

  Was it left on the washing machine or in the dryer?

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  In the dryer, so they got like a nice, clean...

• 1:07:07H. Foley?

  Yeah, they got stuff ready to go.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  Someone's out there folding my clothes.

• 1:07:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. That was the good part, I was like, well I guess now I don't have to fold my laundry, so that's cool.

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  Everybody hates that.

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:17Speaker 01

  Um, have you been to a Marshall's, TJ Maxx, or Home Goods in the last thirty days?

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  Um, Mar- no. But I like all of those places.

• 1:07:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:25H. Foley?

  How do you feel about coconut?

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  Ok- okay.

• 1:07:29H. Foley?

  Just okay?

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  Ah, I mean, you know.

• 1:07:32H. Foley?

  Not a fan?

• 1:07:33Speaker 02

  Like, in drinks, I like it, and then...

• 1:07:35H. Foley?

  In drinks?

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know, like a...

• 1:07:36Speaker 01

  Coconut juice or something?

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a, no, I was, yeah, in alcoholic drinks.

• 1:07:41H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  You know, like a, what's it called?

• 1:07:43H. Foley?

  Crème de la coca? Okay, you like a pina colada?

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:46H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  I like, I feel healthy when I drink coconut water.

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:07:50H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, but it...

• 1:07:54Speaker 02

  I think I like other fruits more.

• 1:07:56H. Foley?

  What's your favorite fruit?

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  This guy.

• 1:08:01H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:08:03Speaker 01

  That was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. God damn, it came at my expense. I'm not happy about that. I invite you in here, just do a nice podcast. You call my friend fat, you call me homosexual. You know, uh, I'm a goddamn professional, I have to put up with this.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  I feel like you guys are stiff around me, so I wanted to like, make you guys be cool with me.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  I wanted to hurt your feelings.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  No, no, I was like, these guys wanna be insulted, they're asking for it. I could just read it.

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  I didn't know we were inviting Rickles here.

• 1:08:28H. Foley?

  What's your favorite candy bar?

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  Um, I like the Kinder ones, but I grew up in Italy, so those are the like...

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a good one.

• 1:08:36H. Foley?

  You didn't grow up in Italy, you were there for five years.

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  Well, I did my childhood, pretty much. I clocked in memory-wise, went to Italy, and then I came back.

• 1:08:43Speaker 01

  It's wild you're pushing back on this.

• 1:08:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:44H. Foley?

  Five to 11, that's not growing up.

• 1:08:48H. Foley?

  I'd say 11 to...

• 1:08:49Speaker 01

  You still haven't grown up, okay. Maybe you should move to Italy, fucking check in, alright?

• 1:08:54H. Foley?

  No seven fishes, I'm out.

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  He's grown out.

• 1:08:59H. Foley?

  Kinder, very classy.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  Tinder, what?

• 1:09:04H. Foley?

  Kinder.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  Oh, Kinder, yeah.

• 1:09:05H. Foley?

  Very classy.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:06Speaker 01

  Um, are there any, do you have any?

• 1:09:10H. Foley?

  I was just gonna say, real quick, I got my hands on some of those, the ones that look like little baguettes.

• 1:09:15Speaker 01

  Bueno bars.

• 1:09:16H. Foley?

  Oh, those things are...

• 1:09:17Speaker 02

  Oh, those are good, yeah. Those are really good.

• 1:09:19H. Foley?

  They really know what they're doing over there.

• 1:09:22Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 1:09:22H. Foley?

  I'm sorry, Kevin, what'd you say?

• 1:09:23Speaker 01

  No, no, it's okay, it wasn't gonna go anywhere, she would've turned it on its head.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  Have you ever earned any trophies in anything?

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, piano.

• 1:09:32Speaker 01

  Piano, like a competition?

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:34Speaker 01

  At what age?

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  Uh, six, maybe. I was in Italy, six or seven, eight.

• 1:09:40Speaker 01

  Do you still have any of those trophies?

• 1:09:42Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, I have them.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Where are they, displayed anywhere?

• 1:09:44Speaker 02

  In Italy, actually. Yeah, in my parents' house, yeah.

• 1:09:47H. Foley?

  Wait, your parents live in Italy?

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, we still have our house over there.

• 1:09:51H. Foley?

  What, who's living in that?

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  No one.

• 1:09:53H. Foley?

  What?

• 1:09:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, yeah, I don't know.

• 1:09:56H. Foley?

  It's just been sitting empty?

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  I don't ask questions.

• 1:09:58H. Foley?

  You don't, do you?

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  No, I don't ask a lot of questions. I'm like, I'm sure they have a good reason for what they do.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  We should be able to go, at least, that's all I'm saying.

• 1:10:05H. Foley?

  So there's a house in Tuscany?

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:07H. Foley?

  Tuscana?

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:08H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:10H. Foley?

  You know anybody from the Medici family over there?

• 1:10:13Speaker 02

  Uh-uh. No.

• 1:10:14H. Foley?

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. The family.

• 1:10:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  Last name Medici.

• 1:10:20H. Foley?

  He's very big in the Renaissance.

• 1:10:22Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 1:10:22H. Foley?

  Banking. European banking.

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Wasn't that when Galileo was also... or was that at the same time period?

• 1:10:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, he was floating around here. Galileo, all those guys.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  Do you know who Galileo is?

• 1:10:33H. Foley?

  Of course I know who Galileo is.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  He would have been excited to discover you.

• 1:10:41H. Foley?

  That's mean.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  I got... she's gotta start raping for me. I've been calling you fat for five years. She's got a holy breath of fresh air.

• 1:10:49Speaker 02

  He's like, "I guess Earth has three moons."

• 1:10:52H. Foley?

  There's other little guys floating around me.

• 1:10:55H. Foley?

  He was a quack, Euro trash.

• 1:10:58Speaker 01

  Do you know how to use chopsticks?

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Uh... awkward. Yeah, like, I can't... I manage.

• 1:11:04H. Foley?

  But you're big on sushi.

• 1:11:05Speaker 01

  When your family would go to the sushi buffet, were you using chopsticks or fork?

• 1:11:08Speaker 02

  Hands.

• 1:11:08Speaker 01

  Hands.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. Cut out the middleman.

• 1:11:11H. Foley?

  Which is the proper way to eat it.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like that was the OG way to eat anything.

• 1:11:16H. Foley?

  Have you ever been to Japan?

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  No. I've always wanted to go, though. I feel like I would like it.

• 1:11:20H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  I mean, listen, you know...

• 1:11:24H. Foley?

  What, are you gonna make a determination?

• 1:11:27H. Foley?

  Kid's screwball.

• 1:11:27Speaker 01

  She's wacky. She's... she's wacky. We didn't get that many straight answers out of her, but the 08 Prius ain't great.

• 1:11:36Speaker 02

  You would like not straight answers, wouldn't you?

• 1:11:42H. Foley?

  Is that what you like, Eric? Sicko?

• 1:11:46H. Foley?

  Right up your alley, huh?

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  Alright, listen, she's trash and I'm gay. That's the program.

• 1:11:51H. Foley?

  Christina Mariani, everybody.

• 1:11:53Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you so much for coming in.

• 1:11:55Speaker 02

  Thank you. Thank you for having me.

• 1:11:56H. Foley?

  Do we say she's gar... you are garbage?

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 1:11:59Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, dude, yeah.

• 1:12:01H. Foley?

  Wildly elusive.

• 1:12:04H. Foley?

  Which would make you garbage.

• 1:12:05Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:12:06H. Foley?

  Uh, anything you want the folks out there to know? What do you got? You're on tour right now?

• 1:12:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm on tour.

• 1:12:10H. Foley?

  ChristinaMariani.com to get tickets.

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. CriMarie for my username on Instagram, even though I'll spell it. C-R-I-I-M-A-R-I-I.

• 1:12:19H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. On Instagram. And, uh, yeah, just on tour and, uh... I'm doing the Comedy Store on February 18th.

• 1:12:26H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:27H. Foley?

  Doing the main room.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  The main room, yeah.

• 1:12:29H. Foley?

  Gang, go and see her.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, really excited about that show.

• 1:12:31H. Foley?

  Very funny, standard comedian. You're killing it. We're very happy for you. We love you. Thank you so much for coming in. This was so much fun.

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  Thank you, yeah, this was a lot of fun. Uh, sorry if I was too mean.

• 1:12:39H. Foley?

  Oh, get out of here. We're joking around. We love you. Kibby, what do you got for us?

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, we're on the road right now as well. Get your tickets. Uh, LA, uh, Austin, Tampa, Denver, all over the place. All tickets available at r-u-m-a-b-s.com.

• 1:12:52H. Foley?

  Cleveland?

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  Cleveland.

• 1:12:53H. Foley?

  Christina, we love you. Thank you again.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  Thank you so much for having me.

• 1:12:56H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week.