College Parties w/ Kippy & Foley!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find out that they're good to be classy. Just a big ol' piece of trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in a new addition. She's upstairs cleaning her gun.

• 0:44H. Foley?

  Got him! That's from Colton on Patreon.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Shout out to this old Patreon. You can now can throw in your, you can throw your own Tooties into the mix. And I gotta tell you, that's a goddamn home run.

• 0:54H. Foley?

  I was giggling last night. Shout out to the homies. And give it up for my co-host who's coming at you from across the... Colton, get in here! I'm tankin'!

• 1:05Speaker 02

  Tagged a big man out. You pitch a half an inning.

• 1:08H. Foley?

  Kevin Ryan, everybody.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  What's up, gang? Thanks for, got the giggles already, big guy. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes, and now Spotify as well. We're cooking over there. Then, obviously, full video available on YouTube, then the greatest website of all time.

• 1:26H. Foley?

  Sweet Lord, sing it.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  And they say, "Don't do it on the app." Don't download the app. I'm getting, go to www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you can get up to two bonus episodes a week. You get an episodes of Hard Feelings, you get a, uh, an episode, a bonus episode of AYG, plus you get the back catalog from the last frickin', I don't know, four years or something like that? You get all that bonus content, gang.

• 1:53H. Foley?

  Yes, sir, it's good stuff.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Uh-huh. What are you laughing at?

• 1:57H. Foley?

  See, you can also do my job for me.

• 2:00H. Foley?

  Wouldn't you be great?

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Subbing this out. Soon you're just gonna, we're just gonna get like a big, big mannequin and who just had put a TV on its head and you're gonna be in bed.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  Dude, I was reading them last night. I was fucking dying laughing.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, so that's something, that's something new we're doing. Uh, you can, uh, every now and then, or however it goes. I mean, they're, they're hitting dingers off the bat. So you can submit your own tootie and the big man will go through. I don't get to know them and he's gonna, you know.

• 2:25H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  You get to shoot your tootie shot.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  I love it. Shout out to Colton. Great job, buddy.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Fantastic.

• 2:30H. Foley?

  Uh, I wanted to ask you this.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Hit me, big guy.

• 2:32H. Foley?

  Uh, I was taking some heat for this last night at the apartment.

• 2:36Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 2:36H. Foley?

  Seems to be the huge these days. Um, when you were a kid, I remember Patty bitching.

• 2:43Speaker 02

  You got kids over there? What the hell?

• 2:45H. Foley?

  I remember Patty bitching to me about this when I was a kid. Um, and the bird don't like it. Eating over the sink. Eating, standing up over the sink.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Uh huh. What am I, what are you asking me? Yeah, I mean, it's, it's trashy, but it's like, I.

• 3:00H. Foley?

  That's not a, that's not a sanitary way to do things. Uh, you know, not sanitary.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 3:07H. Foley?

  Efficient.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Not when you got old meatballs in there or whatever. Listen.

• 3:11H. Foley?

  I'm not eating in the sink.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  You make a big bowl of cereal in there? Clog it up.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Hey, guys, we got goulash. Is the big stew going in there?

• 3:24H. Foley?

  I always thought it was when they washed babies in the sink.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  I remember that. My, they did that to my younger brothers.

• 3:29H. Foley?

  It's weird.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I remember your buddy getting a tub like a goddamn gentleman. He, he got your weener next to the plates, man. I gotta eat out of that thing.

• 3:39H. Foley?

  This kid's pissing in there. This ain't fucking Sea World, huh? Jesus Christ.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember, that was a thing. You wash the baby and I don't think they're doing that anymore probably, right?

• 3:51H. Foley?

  I seen it.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Recently?

• 3:53H. Foley?

  Somebody did it.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  Okay. More at 11.

• 3:59H. Foley?

  Colton! Um.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  I seen it. When? Someone did it.

• 4:03H. Foley?

  I seen it.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  You're a real credit. You fold under pressure, dude. This guy cracks under questioning.

• 4:09H. Foley?

  I seen him do it with, uh, my little nephew, but they have him in a little thing.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, they put like a, you're in like a bin or whatever.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  Bucket.

• 4:15Speaker 02

  Uh huh. I'll try to, hey, take a shower. What are you doing? What are you doing?

• 4:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, I was getting shit for it last night.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  That's, it's, listen, I think to me, that's, I, I don't ever really do it.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  It's usually the folded sandwich is over the sink.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  A little banger you make when you're making a sandwich.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  I don't do, I just eat over the, I get the, I mean, I guess it would be the same, I'm the counter, I'll just like, eat at the counter.

• 4:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, the counter too.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  I'll, I'll eat at the counter and I'll put my pho, I'll open the cabinet. No, I, open the, open the.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  I mean, I know how long it takes you, it, it, it takes you to take down half a sandwich. It ain't, it's not an episode of Sopranos, you're not watching, you're watching Instagram reels.

• 4:57H. Foley?

  I need to be watching something. I'll, I'll open the cabinet and I'll put the phone in there.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:02H. Foley?

  So she comes around the corner and I'm standing there, it looks like I'm just staring into the cabinet.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  She gets upset.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Classy, I mean, yeah, I don't think it's something to get upset about, it's a little uncouth, I would say, but, you know.

• 5:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, upset is a problem.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  I think everybody's doing that. You know what my, you know what I did, I did in here the other day, and it made me think of my dad. My dad, you know, heavy smoker for a long time.

• 5:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  A big loogie guy, he was. He hocked, hocked a mean loogie.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  Funny, I was thinking about that the other day.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  And he would spit out the window driving, and I was like, man, I said, God, he could fucking.

• 5:34H. Foley?

  You'd get it out there?

• 5:35Speaker 02

  He'd split the sticks, dude.

• 5:36H. Foley?

  Oh, okay.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  And it was good, sometimes I got God if I was in the backseat from time to time.

• 5:41H. Foley?

  You mean like, it would just be cracked a little bit?

• 5:43Speaker 02

  And he could get you out there.

• 5:44H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  But he used, I did it in here, he, and I learned it from him, he's.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  We're just spitting here.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  In the trash can.

• 5:50H. Foley?

  Oh, from where?

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Like, over here. I was in a bathroom. Bing! No, but that's like hocking a loogie, and it's, I remember him stepping, or opening up the lid, spitting in the trash can in the kitchen.

• 6:02H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember my mom be like, knock that off!

• 6:05H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  I think that's why they got divorced.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  That and you.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Don't you say that. That is clearly my brother, it wasn't me, I was too young to be causing a ruckus.

• 6:16H. Foley?

  I feel like that is a, um, a dying art form, a sign of a real man.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Spitting?

• 6:23H. Foley?

  That I don't have, yes.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  I got, I'm pretty good at it.

• 6:27H. Foley?

  Can you?

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty, not the.

• 6:29H. Foley?

  I feel like every.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  It runs in the family.

• 6:30H. Foley?

  Every dad back in the day would be, pooh, it would be like, it would put a hole in you.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  Be like a BB.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  I remember my wife, when I first, uh, we first started courting each other.

• 6:40H. Foley?

  That's how you got her?

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Hey, you wanna.

• 6:42H. Foley?

  Check it out!

• 6:43Speaker 02

  You wanna see something?

• 6:44H. Foley?

  It almost touches the ground.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  It's a lot of ketchup. Um, she was like, "You spit." I think when I'm smoking, I do it and it's like nervous, I do it out there. She's like, "That's like, that's, you spit like a disgusting amount."

• 6:59H. Foley?

  Spitting is disgusting.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh huh. But hey, you know, I am what I am. I'm an onion. You know what I did the other day?

• 7:06H. Foley?

  Huh, I think about that.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  That, what?

• 7:08H. Foley?

  I don't know, just spitting.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, we're dirtbags who, you know, we cough a lot, we're catching heaters, like Luke's not spitting.

• 7:15H. Foley?

  Let's say, okay, let's say, yeah, when he's smoking his bliffs, smoking his doobies. Let's say we were-

• 7:21Speaker 02

  You know what spit I, I'm sorry to cut you off, you know what spit I hate? When like someone's smoking a blunt or a joint and they get the, they get like a, like a little piece of, piece of nugg on, and they're like,

• 7:32Speaker 02

  as they're like fixing the pa-

• 7:35H. Foley?

  It drives you crazy though.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  Get out of here. Little Scooby snack.

• 7:38H. Foley?

  I hate having a-

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Smoke a bong, dude, what are you doing? S A B, smokeable.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  A little piece of tobacco.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  You got a P A B than S A B.

• 7:47H. Foley?

  But if we were standing-

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Packable, smokeable.

• 7:49H. Foley?

  If we were all standing in a circle, alright, let's say it's me, you-

• 7:53Speaker 02

  Oh, you're about to fight each other?

• 7:54H. Foley?

  Luke.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  It was a Fight Club?

• 7:55H. Foley?

  Me, you, Luke, um, and people we're in business with.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Okay, who's that? Who are we in business with?

• 8:03H. Foley?

  People we don't know.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Okay. Why are we in business with them if we don't know them?

• 8:09H. Foley?

  I don't mean it like that. People we're not familiar with. Acquaintances. Or whatever.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:14H. Foley?

  I don't know, say like some, an agent or something like that, or a manager, or a booker.

• 8:19Speaker 02

  The suits.

• 8:20H. Foley?

  Not our suits.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  Okay, then who was, now we have new agents that we don't know?

• 8:25H. Foley?

  No. We're, just, we're talking. Alright, we're at a comedy festival. Okay?

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Moon Tower? What are we doing here? Montreal, let me get there. I don't have my passport.

• 8:34H. Foley?

  I don't know, but I'm killing, alright? You're bombing.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 8:38H. Foley?

  So we're outside after a show, we're hanging out.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  We're hanging.

• 8:41H. Foley?

  Right?

• 8:41Speaker 02

  Catching a heater, having a beer?

• 8:43H. Foley?

  If you were in like a professional setting, would you, would you spit?

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, it's, it's subcon- I'm not thinking about it.

• 8:49H. Foley?

  Is that bad?

• 8:50Speaker 02

  It's also like-

• 8:51H. Foley?

  Is that garbage?

• 8:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:52H. Foley?

  It is, huh?

• 8:53Speaker 02

  It's not, yeah, it's, I mean, it's, there's no reason, there's no play, maybe, maybe in like mainland China, I know they get, they're a little freaky deep.

• 8:59H. Foley?

  Do a lot of spitting.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  They do a lot of spitting, a lot of hawking.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Hi-yah! Stuff. I don't know why I did the karate, like that was supposed to be a, that was supposed to be a loogie. Um, but, I did the other day, I, which I, it hit me the second-

• 9:16Speaker 02

  The second I closed the car door, I'm like, this is bad. I got in the car with a lit heater. I closed the door and it started filling up and I'm like, this ain't right. It was, it didn't feel, it took me, I would do it as a kid, not as a kid, whatever, 16, 17, you know what I mean? But like, I got in and I'm like, this ain't, this don't, this.

• 9:35H. Foley?

  You gotta get the window down.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, this feels like kissing your cousin.

• 9:37H. Foley?

  You gotta get the window down and not out there.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, it didn't feel right.

• 9:40H. Foley?

  No good.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  I panicked.

• 9:41H. Foley?

  Spills our, takes you back to when you were a little kid. Sitting in that backseat.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Hot box and cigs.

• 9:48H. Foley?

  Man, a cold day in the Jeep Wagoneer. In the backseat. I remember being in, I was in a fucking baby seat, facing forward too, by the way.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  I was 14.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  A big ass baby.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Strapped in like I was on a Southwest flight. Um, and Patty just ripping. I remember, I can see the back of her head, cause she had this one winter hat that I fucking hated. Thought it looked terrible on her. I used to always give her shit about it.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  What is wrong with you?

• 10:16H. Foley?

  Why?

• 10:17Speaker 02

  What are you, an old queen? Giving your mom shit for how she's dressed? Ew, gross!

• 10:24Speaker 02

  That's crazy, dude.

• 10:25H. Foley?

  I did that a lot.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Get back upstairs, we're not going out like that.

• 10:30H. Foley?

  Yeah, she had this weird, it looked like a, like a 1920's hat, like that a, that a broad would wear. Like her hair was like coming out of it, a little bit.

• 10:39Speaker 02

  I don't, I still don't get it.

• 10:41H. Foley?

  Um.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't know.

• 10:43H. Foley?

  Like an Afghan. Um.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  Like a knitted hat?

• 10:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Was it like a snowboarder hat?

• 10:49H. Foley?

  Snowboarder.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  I don't, I'm, I'm, hey, relax, shy.

• 10:52H. Foley?

  Lance Armstrong?

• 10:54Speaker 02

  He's not a snowboarder.

• 10:55H. Foley?

  He isn't? Could be.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  He's got a tight body on him. Hey, get that guy in a fucking PEDs.

• 11:01H. Foley?

  Plus, you don't know what he does on a weekend.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  Take over the mountain.

• 11:05H. Foley?

  Um.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  That guy called a bad rap, by the way. I'm here to say it. I'm, hey, live strong.

• 11:11H. Foley?

  I guess you guys are like winners, huh?

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Hey, that was, that was a great time in America. We were united.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  It was like a, like a, like a, like a, like a throw blanket, but it was knit, it was like a, yeah, knit it winter hat. But she wore it like.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  It was more like French. It was like a, like a.

• 11:24H. Foley?

  She wore it like Betty Boop, like her hair stuck out. I used to hate it.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  Dumb broad.

• 11:28H. Foley?

  I ended up throwing it out on her and she found it in the trash, fucking freaked out at me. Bitch.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Hey, fucking normal guy you are. Eating grass.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  Ah, women.

• 11:43H. Foley?

  Who dressed you?

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Upstairs now sweetheart, emergency.

• 11:49H. Foley?

  Ah, man.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Like in a birdcage.

• 11:54H. Foley?

  That's neither here nor there.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 11:56H. Foley?

  Worry about my mother's fashion choices.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  You are, not me.

• 11:59H. Foley?

  Disgraceful as they are. Here for a goddamn family episode, gang. As you know, when you sign up for the old Patreon, you can have your question read on the air by Kevin Ryan himself. Look at him, fresh cup of coffee.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  Uh, this one's from, uh, Mr. Bevel Lockwood.

• 12:16H. Foley?

  Ooh, Mr. Bevel Lockwood.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Ten buck chuck, never had one read. Is it garbage for your dad to sleep on the floor of your dorm room while he's there for Parents Weekend? Dude, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like buddies from home type shit. That's a kid who didn't go to college and came to your school for the weekend.

• 12:34H. Foley?

  It's got student loans written all over it.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  That's a tough one, dude. I mean, I guess if you're part, that was always a weird time. My parents never participated in, in Family Weekend. Uh, mainly because I was going to school in North Philly and they had fled the city a few years before that. And then my mom's like, I am not going back. Um.

• 12:54H. Foley?

  Not for a C student.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  No, and it's also, I'm like, what are you, what are we gonna walk around North Philly and like, you know, go to the owl's nest to get fucked up?

• 13:01H. Foley?

  If you were participating in some type of school activity, I could see that. They had a reason to go. My parents came to homecoming.

• 13:08Speaker 02

  I knew.

• 13:09H. Foley?

  We had a football game.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, I knew we were gonna get there.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  I'm just saying, you know? You would've done some extracurricular activities.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  You didn't graduate.

• 13:17H. Foley?

  I gave them a reason.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  You did not graduate.

• 13:19H. Foley?

  I made a life decision.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  You dropped out to follow fucking Pearl Jam or something, or whatever you did. You're a loser out there thinking you're doing it. Um, but.

• 13:31H. Foley?

  Got the knives out early.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  That was always tough. Uh, I remember, I was at my sis, I mean, it wasn't Family Weekend. We were at my sister's something in Delaware.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  Where'd she go?

• 13:42Speaker 02

  University of Delaware.

• 13:43H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Fighting Blue Hen.

• 13:44H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  And we were at her house, I guess. And I remember like college dudes being there. It was like, it must've been like a graduation party or something. You know what I mean?

• 13:55H. Foley?

  Is she graduating?

• 13:56Speaker 02

  I'm presuming.

• 13:58H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  I don't think, I don't think we just went down to party on Thursday, Thursday.

• 14:04H. Foley?

  Twenty-five cent wings. We're not gonna come down.

• 14:06Speaker 02

  Nickel Beer Night and fucking shenanigans.

• 14:09H. Foley?

  Couldn't keep the Sullivan's away. You kidding me? What, our band's playing?

• 14:15Speaker 02

  And my stepdad, God rest his soul, ate something out of the trash.

• 14:20H. Foley?

  What?

• 14:24Speaker 02

  It was like a piece of choc- I think I- I-

• 14:27H. Foley?

  And one of the Sig Pi guys, Daram too?

• 14:30Speaker 02

  Well, there was two like college bros that were like, "This guy parties."

• 14:35Speaker 02

  I remember he pulled- I wanna say it was like a chocolate lollipop or, you know how they- those used to be pretty big?

• 14:41H. Foley?

  No. I think I would know. Chocolate lollipops?

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Not like a lollipop.

• 14:47H. Foley?

  You mean a chocolate Tootsie Pop?

• 14:49Speaker 02

  No, it would be like, it would say like, uh, they were like, "Custom made," not "custom made," but you could get them at like a bakery and it would say like, "Congratulations," and it'd be on like a white stick or whatever.

• 14:58H. Foley?

  All lollipops are white sticks, idiot.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  Not Chumpalumpas or Chub Chubs or whatever they're called.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  They were like little weird straws.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Little whistles. Woo hoo!

• 15:06H. Foley?

  I used to love those whistle pops.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 15:08H. Foley?

  Man.

• 15:09Speaker 02

  Um, chocolate, what's the- it's not popsicle, lollipop, maybe.

• 15:13H. Foley?

  Is it made out of chocolate or is it made out of lollipop material?

• 15:16Speaker 02

  It's chocolate.

• 15:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  It'd be something like this.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  I got you, something kitschy.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Like a heart or whatever, but it would said like-

• 15:22H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  It was like a gown or, you know, class of 2002, whatever it was.

• 15:26H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 15:28H. Foley?

  Why was it in the trash?

• 15:29Speaker 02

  I think I threw it in there.

• 15:32H. Foley?

  He ate after you?

• 15:33Speaker 02

  And he was like, "What are you doing? That's good chocolate," or something, and pulled it out and the two, these two frat bros were like, "Holy shit, look at this guy."

• 15:42H. Foley?

  Show up to your sister's college and you're scrapping lollipops?

• 15:45Speaker 02

  And I remember, they're like, "You're not gonna eat that, are you, sir?" And he dumped beer on it. He's like, "Nah, that's good, dude," and just fucking ate it.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  This fat little bastard doesn't get any action. I ain't worried about what he's got.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  This kid's clean as a whistle. Brand new. He's got no miles on him. I was like, "Eat."

• 16:07Speaker 02

  This kid ain't never seen a boob before. Um, yeah.

• 16:11H. Foley?

  That's trash.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  I remember being like, we shouldn't be... Parent families shouldn't be mingling with fucking frat, with college kids. It's too, too, we, dude, people's dads would come down and they're like doing blow and stuff. And you're like, buddy, you're a goddamn lawyer or something.

• 16:27H. Foley?

  Never. And I know a lot of people where that was like their life, especially if the parents went to that school. I think at bigger schoo-, at bigger schools, i.e. Penn State University.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  There's like a lo-, you're like, what is it? Not alum, a lineage?

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Parents Weekend.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  No, but what do they call, I'm an alumni or a-

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Alumni Weekend.

• 16:48H. Foley?

  Boosters.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  No, I'm a loyal lineage or I'm a-

• 16:52H. Foley?

  Legacy, Legacy.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Legacy, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm legacy. My, my pop pop went here. Shut up.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  My pop pop was a beat cop in the fucking 60s.

• 17:02H. Foley?

  Give me that lollipop. Um, yeah, they, I mean, like Penn State tailgates, it's-

• 17:10Speaker 03

  One of the dads got banned from the Hyatt.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, see that you're-

• 17:14Speaker 03

  Like, shit like that.

• 17:15Speaker 02

  You're showing your ass, like, knock it the fuck off. You got a goddamn family. Go to work, dude.

• 17:20H. Foley?

  And a fight breaks out.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's always somebody, every time we ever mixed-

• 17:24H. Foley?

  Pair of salmon pants going ass over-

• 17:27Speaker 02

  Underage drinking and fucking adults, it ended in fistfights. Cause they're trying to show you and you're drunk and you're going whatever, and like, then some got some, you know, Ann's boyfriend gets a little lippy, somebody tells him to shut the fuck up, next thing you know, it's a goddamn squabble, shooting the fade. She talk to me like that? I'm a legacy, giving you a fair one, you know what I mean?

• 17:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, man, that's bad news.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  That's tough. Don't be drinking with, under, I don't think I should have to say that, don't be drinking with underage kids out there.

• 17:55H. Foley?

  Kippy, Shopify.

• 17:57Speaker 02

  Shopify Engage.

• 17:58H. Foley?

  Shopify Engage Gang, you got a small business, you wanna grow that business, you need Shopify.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  Shopify.

• 18:05H. Foley?

  We're talking about the number one checkout on the planet. Talking smooth sailing, we're talking, what are we doing here? You wanna be taken seriously in the business world, pinhead, gotta get Shopify.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Listen, it's also Shopify, we're a Shopify family.

• 18:20H. Foley?

  Shopify family.

• 18:21Speaker 02

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• 18:31Speaker 04

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• 18:44Speaker 05

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• 18:46Speaker 06

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• 19:16Speaker 02

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• 20:01Speaker 02

  Shopify.com/garbage, do it. Yes.

• 20:04H. Foley?

  Aura Frames, Kippy.

• 20:05Speaker 02

  Oh, talk about the lifesaver Aura Frames.

• 20:07H. Foley?

  Ooh, the lifesaver Aura Frames. Let's talk about the technology behind Aura Frames. Digital, picture, frame.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 20:17H. Foley?

  I got a Aura Frame, give it to my mom. I got pictures on my phone. Send them right to her. Oh, look, go check the frame. Look, it's going, it's moving in a nice carousel. You could do a welcome message when they get it. Hey, ma, we know we don't get to see you that much. Want you to know, here's some pictures of what's been going on.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  Here's me at Wendy's, here's me at Mickey D's, here's me at the King. How you doing?

• 20:43H. Foley?

  Gang, Aura Frames is the easiest present that you're gonna buy this year for somebody in your life. Moms, dads, brothers, sisters, the whole family. Unbelievable, man. We're talking easy peasy. You're rolling and hand those things out, they're gonna be carrying you out on a goddamn candy cane.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  It's a no-brainer for bo- uh, listen, if you're listening to this, you're probably a bozo just like us. It is a no-brainer. The broads love them, baby.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  And you can constantly throw it in their face. You go back there, uh, that, uh, in the spring, "Oh, you still got the Aura Frame up, huh?"

• 21:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's right there for-

• 21:16H. Foley?

  Time to change the will.

• 21:17Speaker 02

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• 21:36H. Foley?

  Yeah. But man, going down there, eating out of the trash, embarrassing them. We had a similar situation, but I don't remember-

• 21:43Speaker 02

  The kids were impressed. I do have to say, I don't think they were the brightest, uh-

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Stude rules.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was like, "This guy parties."

• 21:49H. Foley?

  You start eating weird shit, trying to get them.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  Shoving a hot dog up my hand.

• 21:53H. Foley?

  Yeah, if you like that, huh?

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Why don't you come in- why don't you come upstairs with me? Give you a thrill.

• 21:59H. Foley?

  You're eating Tide Pods.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  It's before Tide Pods, so I'm just eating the powder.

• 22:04H. Foley?

  Doing a Ripper A, Jack?

• 22:08Speaker 02

  Ah, fuck me.

• 22:10H. Foley?

  It's great.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  It eats a good stuff.

• 22:13H. Foley?

  You ever sleep in a room with, uh, your stepfather?

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Sleep in a room? Uh, yeah. The one time we went to Florida, about nine of us stayed in a, uh, a hotel. I remember sharing, I remember, I was just on vacation, whatever, two weeks ago with my family. That made me think we weren't hotel people.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  Like I've never been to like a Hilton with my mom or whatever, like even, we would just go down the shore, like the Cecil Motel or whatever, they, you know, my aunt, we'd stay at my aunt's or whatever, but that was like our vacations.

• 22:44H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 22:45Speaker 02

  The only time I ever stayed in a hotel with my mom was, we went to Disney World. I was like 14, we, the trip, something happened and it was like a last minute trip. We all, we only got one room, so it was me, my mom, my brother, my sister and my stepdad.

• 22:59H. Foley?

  All in one room?

• 23:00Speaker 02

  I had to share a bed with my sister, I was like way too old too.

• 23:03H. Foley?

  Where's your brother asleep?

• 23:04Speaker 02

  On the floor maybe.

• 23:06H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  And then my mom and my stepdad next to me, like, it was, it was a lot, it was a lot of people in one room.

• 23:12H. Foley?

  I slept on-

• 23:13Speaker 02

  There was a lot of adults, I was 10.

• 23:15H. Foley?

  I slept in a studio apartment in Queens with my father. He was in the bed and I was on an air mattress on the floor.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  He came up to visit you, get you cleaned up?

• 23:23H. Foley?

  It was-

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Get you a haircut in the shower, fucking tie you to the bed, clean you out, dog.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Let me go up and see him, Patty, let me talk to him, I had that with my-

• 23:36H. Foley?

  Is him a priest? Get the devil out of me?

• 23:41Speaker 02

  I remember one time my brother wasn't doing so hot and, uh, they had a, they, my mom and my dad united the forces to straighten him out.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  Wow, this is post divorce?

• 23:52Speaker 02

  Oh, this is, he's in college.

• 23:55H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  He's partying a little too much.

• 23:57H. Foley?

  Shut up, dude.

• 23:59H. Foley?

  Gentlemen such as itself.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  And me and my sister left, they were like, give us some time, whatever, you know, you guys go whatever, I remember went to Rita's Water Ice. How you doing?

• 24:09H. Foley?

  Take all the time you need, folks.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  We went back, man, and that kitchen at my mom's, looked like a goddamn hell in a cell match happened. The kitchen table was flipped, the couch was flipped, it was, they went at it. Two grown men fighting in the kitchen.

• 24:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, they got a new Swedish fish flavor over there.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  I remember pulling up. Hey, dad's walking to his car. You can't fucking help that guy.

• 24:44Speaker 02

  It's like, see you later, dude.

• 24:46H. Foley?

  Ah, that's alright. No, it was my brother's, uh, bachelor party.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Your dad went?

• 24:52H. Foley?

  It wasn't a bachelor party. We just went to dinner.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. The saddest of the bachelor. I'd rather you kill a hooker or something. Have some fucking fun, dude.

• 25:02H. Foley?

  No, we had a nice night. We went to two Toms out in Brooklyn, and then we went to a bar.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Double dildo show.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Get a couple of snail trails on ya. I remember the first time I learned about that as a bachelor party.

• 25:16H. Foley?

  That's my father.

• 25:19H. Foley?

  I did end up, um...

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Having sex with my dad. God rest his soul.

• 25:25H. Foley?

  That guy closed the deal. What a pussy. Uh, no, I did end up, um...

• 25:31H. Foley?

  bumping into somebody.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  A bag guy?

• 25:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Let's call him a bellhop. Good with the bags. He'll meet you out front. That's a great name for a drug dealer. A bellhop for a coke guy?

• 25:44H. Foley?

  Guy with the bags.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Guy with the bags out front. Sure your bag will be out front in 10 minutes.

• 25:48H. Foley?

  And like, my dad went back early, and like, I came in and I was, uh... It was a long night. Put it to you that way.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  The fuck's this sleeping in my bed? Who's this old guy who looks like me? Holy shit. Ah, fuck me, dude. That's funny.

• 26:06H. Foley?

  That's alright.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  Um, alright, this one's from Fat Shishno. Uh, "Five dollar broke ass, never had one red. Is it garbage to try and make your own foie gras just 'cause you hit a duck with your quad?" Uh...

• 26:22H. Foley?

  Interesting. Man after my own heart.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  I don't...

• 26:29Speaker 02

  I... I don't know. I know a lot of people do that. We've gotten a lot of questions at the live shows and stuff.

• 26:34H. Foley?

  Eating roadkill.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Eating roadkill.

• 26:35H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  That's a little different than roadkill. I think if you... Hit it, you know, run it over, whatever. I feel like that would like poison it though.

• 26:45H. Foley?

  Luke, how do you make foie gras?

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Well, you need to stuff the bird first with a bunch of stuff.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  That's what I do. Stuff my bird all day.

• 26:52Speaker 03

  Like you need to stuff it with a bunch of, uh, all the stuff that's in it.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Damn, were you already looking that up? Or you know that off rip?

• 26:59Speaker 03

  No, I was looking it up.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  It's good. I knew he was on it too.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  This guy's earning his keep.

• 27:04H. Foley?

  What do you mean stuffed the bird?

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Uh, let me, give me a second.

• 27:09H. Foley?

  Cause it's the liver.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Well, you have to force feed it to abnormally grow the large liver.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  So this guy wasn't making foie gras, he just ate dead duck. That's what he did. He thinks that's foie gras.

• 27:19H. Foley?

  He ate dead duck liver.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Sure. Or he probably, he probably made a stew out of it.

• 27:23H. Foley?

  Damn, that's what they force, I kinda knew that.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:25H. Foley?

  I'm acting like I didn't, I knew that.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  That's what we're doing to you.

• 27:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, I knew that. That's so good. Foley gras, pate.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  I don't think I've ever had, it's not my, that's not my cup of pain.

• 27:33H. Foley?

  My fucking god. I would eat it with every meal. That and like a bunch of IPAs. You feel it in your kidneys when you're done, like, feel like King Louie.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  You love my parents' charcuterie board?

• 27:46H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Always.

• 27:47H. Foley?

  It has pate, foie gras on it?

• 27:49Speaker 03

  Gross.

• 27:49H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  That's fucking nuts, dude.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  It's gross.

• 27:52Speaker 02

  I don't even, my mom, no one in my family I think knows what that is.

• 27:57H. Foley?

  Foley gras?

• 27:58Speaker 02

  No. I'm, I was never really sure. I just know I don't fucks with it.

• 28:03H. Foley?

  I just know it's duck and goose, liver's mushed up.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  My wife will do goose. When she goes back.

• 28:10H. Foley?

  Like meat?

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:11H. Foley?

  I don't know if I could do that.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  It's a German thing. It's a German Christmas thing.

• 28:15H. Foley?

  I always thought it was.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  We're doing goose.

• 28:17H. Foley?

  I always thought it was weird. That's, that's what they had fucking, uh, in a Christmas cow, it was a goose.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:24H. Foley?

  Chicken. It's probably cheaper.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Throw out some mashed potatoes here, dude. What are you doing? Eating goose?

• 28:30Speaker 03

  This is fucked up. They just feed them an incomplete diet so they would just die off, the birds themselves, because they're getting, they're so nutritionally lacking.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not, they're only getting the one thing that makes it.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  But they're slaughtered so young, it doesn't matter.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  It's fucked up.

• 28:44H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  Well, you know.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  An almost.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Better them than us.

• 28:51H. Foley?

  I got my own fucking problems.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  You got a bad hand dude.

• 28:55H. Foley?

  That sucks.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  Why don't you try eating some chocolate out of the trash?

• 28:59H. Foley?

  So he was just basically...

• 29:01Speaker 02

  He just ate that duck.

• 29:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:03H. Foley?

  But he tried to make the foie gras out of the liver.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  I would bet he doesn't know what foie gras is. He just thinks it's duck. I don't think quad people are big, you know, French cuisines.

• 29:16H. Foley?

  What if he's down in Louisiana?

• 29:18Speaker 02

  Down by you.

• 29:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, they know all about it.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, okay, sure.

• 29:25H. Foley?

  Let's get some foie gras, talk this over. Get it at the store, it's not bad. Got it at the store. Sat there and ate it like an animal.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Over the sink?

• 29:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  Watching my shows?

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Babe, leave me be, it's my special time.

• 29:40H. Foley?

  Got like really good crackers and Dijon mustard. Sat there with like a...

• 29:45Speaker 02

  You know what's underrated? The Ritz cracker. Ritz cracker, proper underrated. That or the, what is it? Toll House? Toll Brothers? Toll House. Toll House crackers, little Oval Johns?

• 29:55H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  As I call them, the above ground pools.

• 29:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  They're great.

• 29:58H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Um, alright, let's see, this one's from Alex. $10 bozo. Is it garbage to use your GPS as your speedometer? In high school, my speedometer didn't work in my Geo Metro, so I had to use my Garmin.

• 30:09H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 30:09Speaker 02

  That's an old sentence right there.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  My Geo Metro, so I had to use my Garmin.

• 30:14H. Foley?

  That was when it was attached.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  You like to attach it to the windshield.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, we never did that.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  My stepdad had it. And man, he would put it in to drive me like, to my friend's house. Just to like, show it off. Like, I got it.

• 30:26H. Foley?

  Is Garmin still banging?

• 30:27Speaker 02

  I think they're like technology, yeah, they're like, they've pivoted from the GPS. That's what Rogan has on his watch all the time. Yeah, they do like wearable tech. Exactly, so it's like smart watches to like...

• 30:38H. Foley?

  Compasses and shit like that?

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Big to run, like a lot of runners use them, because they do all the Apple Watch tracking. Tracks all that, tracks all, all your stats for you. How much fucking, how many crackers you eat, how many boogers you eat.

• 30:50H. Foley?

  What time to stuff your goose, get it ready for the feast.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  Um, alright, this one's from ConDog. $10 homie, is it garbage a screen record your music before the subscription expires? Which, that means, he's listening to video, like, and listen to, listen to a song, he's gotta go into his photos.

• 31:07H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Click videos, and then, that's insane to me.

• 31:12H. Foley?

  I'm surprised that it works, cuz if you try to screen, if you try to screenshot like something on, like, Amazon, it does, it just comes up black.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  On Amazon?

• 31:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  Really?

• 31:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, they have some type of technology in there.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Why don't they want that?

• 31:25H. Foley?

  Cuz they don't want people screenshotting stuff from the shows.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  Cuz then it's easier to, uh, cop, steal, if you can screenshot it and screen record it.

• 31:32H. Foley?

  If you open up your Disney app right now, put on Moana, and start watching it.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  That I kinda get.

• 31:37H. Foley?

  And screenshot it. That's the same thing.

• 31:39Speaker 03

  Also for AirPlay on the Apple TV.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Oh, Amazon TV?

• 31:41H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  I thought you meant like pictures of like, a can of soda, I'm like...

• 31:45H. Foley?

  Don't tell nobody.

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck, these guys are like keeping it tight to the vest. Gotcha.

• 31:51H. Foley?

  He's making all that money.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 31:52H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  Okay, that makes more sense.

• 31:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's a dirtball move. But I like it because, as you know, my moves with that kinda stuff are not really, um, socially acceptable. Like, for a while, my main source of music was on YouTube. I would put the video on.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  That's a lot of, but, can't you just do YouTube Music then?

• 32:12H. Foley?

  I don't know, I didn't even know that existed.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:13H. Foley?

  Until right now. I would just put the video on, and put the phone in my pocket, and just listen to it.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  There's a handful of songs, older songs that I like from previous mixtape era, that are only on YouTube. Shout out to Power of the Dollar by 50 Cent. Yeah, so it's like you only can, they're, cuz they're not on, they weren't, never on a major record label or something. Or, I don't, I don't know how it works, but they're not on fucking Spotify and shit like that, so I gotta go to my YouTube to get my deep cuts. Me and Pat send links back and forth to each other.

• 32:41H. Foley?

  Speaking of 50 Cent, that guy Scott Storch?

• 32:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:44H. Foley?

  Keeps popping up in, uh, my...

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Was one of the greatest producers of all time, Scott Storch.

• 32:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  He blew about 80 million on Cocaina, Cars and Private Jets and hookers. He got a good bellboy if you catch my drift.

• 32:57H. Foley?

  Ding ding ding.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, he was, I mean, he was at the height of that era for us. That, all that Lil Wayne shit, that, like, that Fat Joe shit.

• 33:08H. Foley?

  He was the producer in the song, he was writing those songs.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  He was writing a lot, and then he was writing a lot of shit for a lot of other people, which I always love seeing, I get that on my algorithm, is like...

• 33:17H. Foley?

  Hearing how a hip-hop song came together is pretty goddamn interesting.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Uh, it's also too like, there's these crazy things where it's like, so-and-so had the song and didn't want it. And then so-and-so gets it and it's their biggest hit of their career or whatever.

• 33:31H. Foley?

  Love that.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  So, like, Akon wrote like, uh, just a bunch of, like, crazy hits for fucking all these people. Uh, I was listening to something, Noriega has that, uh, or Nori has that Drink Champs show, big podcast, Drink Champs. And he said, "Somebody asked him to have Rihanna, to get on a song with Rihanna or something." And he was like, "Nah," or whatever, because like, they weren't gonna pay him enough. He want, they were gonna give him like fifteen grand or something, he wanted fifty. I'm fluff, fluff, fudging the deets, but, he's like, "Nah, whatever." And then he's like, "That song would've made me fucking five hundred million dollars." He goes, "Biggest bag fumble of all time." Would've been like Rihanna's first song ever, or something like that.

• 34:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, I love that stuff. Same thing with actors too, like, "Oh, he said no and this one got it and..."

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a little different, because like, that's such an interpret, yeah, but, yeah. I don't know, I feel like a song is so like, uh,

• 34:23Speaker 02

  I don't know, yeah, whatever. It's like, the beat and the hook are like there, it's like, who get, you know, that's the, that's the backbone of a goddamn track.

• 34:29H. Foley?

  Sure, I'll give you that.

• 34:31Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here, this one's from Esteban. "Twenty-dollar board member of the Dempsey Group and never had one red shirt." And all of its subsidiaries.

• 34:41H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 34:42Speaker 02

  Uh, "Is it garbage if your parents brought you along to a job interview?" Oof. "For context, both parents were unemployed and an Embassy Suites was having an open interviews for jobs there. Me and my four siblings waited in the, waited in the lobby."

• 34:58H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  That's a lot of frickin' kids, but shout out to the parents for showing up and trying to, you know...

• 35:02H. Foley?

  What are you gonna do?

• 35:03Speaker 02

  You gotta get it done.

• 35:04H. Foley?

  Gotta get it done.

• 35:05Speaker 02

  Can't leave these fucking four hooligans home alone.

• 35:07H. Foley?

  I just thought, I just started watching that King Richard.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 35:11H. Foley?

  Man.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  Oh, that is.

• 35:13H. Foley?

  They went through it. Uh, Venus and Serena Williams.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 35:16H. Foley?

  Their dad, what he had to go through to get them, uh, get them cooking. Working overnight, security, beef with gang bangers, tennis.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  That guy's walking in both worlds.

• 35:27H. Foley?

  Killing it.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  Um.

• 35:28H. Foley?

  Man, that is.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  That's tough, but hell, fucking, shout out to your parents. That's, that's, that's doing what you gotta do to get it done.

• 35:36H. Foley?

  If I was unemployed, Embassy Suites comes calling, you gotta do it.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  You gotta go. Probably a pretty salgay bellhop.

• 35:40H. Foley?

  I would've left those, I would've, I would've left those little rats home at the house.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  You're like.

• 35:44H. Foley?

  That's why I'm jammed up.

• 35:47H. Foley?

  I could coast on unemployment with you little bastards.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Man, imagine sitting waiting in a hotel lobby with, what was it, you have four other siblings? Man, the fights that start after about two minutes of boredom in there. Nothing for kids, just all adult stuff in there. Art and shit, no TV.

• 36:03H. Foley?

  Pushing over p- plants?

• 36:05Speaker 02

  Uh-huh, playing on like the, the cart with the, the luggage cart and stuff.

• 36:09H. Foley?

  Stop it. Stop it.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  Man, man.

• 36:12H. Foley?

  What if they got the job?

• 36:13Speaker 02

  They did not say.

• 36:14H. Foley?

  Hit us with a follow-up.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 36:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, they own six Embassy Suites now. That'd be awesome. I don't think it's the case.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  Good, good for them. Uh, this one's from, this one's just funny. Home run.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  Stay with me. This is more, this is more of a pronunciation one.

• 36:31H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Stay with me here, he says.

• 36:32H. Foley?

  All right.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Only garbage people in my life pronounce the word insurance emphasizing the first syllable instead of the middle one.

• 36:42H. Foley?

  I can do it. Insurance.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Insurance is the trashy one. He says, insurance is classy.

• 36:48H. Foley?

  Insurance is the proper way to say it. What's your insurance?

• 36:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's hillbill, that's got a little hillbilly twang.

• 36:54H. Foley?

  You gotta get your insurance.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's your insurance.

• 36:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, my father said insurance his whole, his whole life.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  I think I say insurance. Your insurance. Yeah, that feels better than insurance.

• 37:05H. Foley?

  My insurance policy. Your insurance, your insurance will be, your insurance will be through the roof.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:12H. Foley?

  It'll be jammed up.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  Uh huh, yeah, that's a, man, insurance premiums.

• 37:17H. Foley?

  Your insurance, your, your, your insurance is gonna go up. I'll tell you that.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Insurance premiums haunted my family to a level of anxiety.

• 37:26H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  I'm still getting it, like, don't report the egg, you're in your insurance. We had to be insured on a car with the thing and, uh, it was like. My stepdad had this old Suburban that was the newest car we owned that nobody could touch until he told us until we were 35. And I was like, drive that until you're 35, insurance, that thing's, you're not, you're not qualified, you're not registered on the insurance. I go, this thing's worth, first of all, it's got two flat tires in the driveway. No one's driving it anywhere.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  Health insurance too, what, what's, what's a deductible?

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Never tell them we were smokers either. We had everybody.

• 38:04Speaker 04

  Your sausage McMuffin with egg didn't change, your receipt did. The sausage McMuffin with egg extra value meal includes a hash brown and a small coffee for just $5. Only at McDonald's for a limited time.

• 38:16Speaker 05

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• 38:19Speaker 06

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• 38:40Speaker 02

  Annual plan only, auto renews, T and C apply.

• 38:42Speaker 07

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• 38:49Speaker 02

  He had the law, you smoke? Nope. And that's how to get in your file. It gets in your file.

• 38:55H. Foley?

  Oh man, then I'm in trouble.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  I remember the one time I told him every now and then when I'm drinking, I was like 19, I had to go to the ER and he's like, uh, you smoke? Like every now and then when I'm drinking? And I, and I told my mom, or maybe my mom was there and she was like. You freaking idiot, you just cost us 10 million dollars.

• 39:15H. Foley?

  I'm ruined.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  It's in your permanent medical file, they're gonna know forever. Shut up lady, get me a heater.

• 39:22H. Foley?

  Ah, I made that, but I mean, I had to come clean with the cardiologist at some point about, uh, pastics.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  No, I run two miles a day, doc, this is crazy.

• 39:33H. Foley?

  Anytime I go to the doctor now, fucking, says here you, uh, are a cool guy.

• 39:39Speaker 02

  So you party for the last 35 years?

• 39:43Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 39:46H. Foley?

  Says here you can't stop, won't stop?

• 39:49Speaker 02

  Rockefeller, it's maybe.

• 39:51H. Foley?

  Is that correct, Mr. Fish? Hey, you know it, doggy.

• 39:57H. Foley?

  Hey, blood break says you're a part Colombian, is that true?

• 40:00Speaker 02

  Pushed it.

• 40:03Speaker 02

  Big man, big man going back to the well, talking about a flat line.

• 40:07H. Foley?

  Um, health insurance, deductibles, copays, all that shit, they, yeah, they, they like, I remember like when I first had to start like doing that stuff and figuring that out, I was, like, I couldn't make a move, I was petrified because of the way that they were, your deductible's gonna go through the roof, it's gonna be whatever.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  It was crippling fear they instilled in me.

• 40:32H. Foley?

  I bet you the insurance is crazy.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  Dude, that, we'd walk into somewhere nice.

• 40:36H. Foley?

  Car insurance is 200 bucks.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  We'd walk into somewhere nice and my family go, ooh, what do you think the insurance on this place alone?

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Woo, look at this place, how do you think the insurance is on a joint like this?

• 40:50H. Foley?

  Get a pretty penny for a fire in here, I bet, huh?

• 40:53Speaker 02

  My brother's playing with matches.

• 40:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, we can make something like that happen.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  Hey, wink.

• 40:58H. Foley?

  Kimmy, you know about Chubbies?

• 40:59Speaker 02

  Ooh, I was wearing them last week on vacation.

• 41:02H. Foley?

  Ooh, I got a nice hat from Chubbies that fits me perfectly, soft material, feels good, durable, we love that Chubbies over here, so do the kids too, I've told you this, all the young kids at my family, they're all talking about Chubby, all these college kids.

• 41:15Speaker 02

  Chubbies is hot.

• 41:16H. Foley?

  Hook them all up this Christmas.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 41:17H. Foley?

  Get all the kids some nice clothing from Chubbies.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's uh, now that it's getting cold too, they got outerwear this season. Uh, they got certified winterproof jackets, vests, sweatshirts, quarter zips, full zips, flannels, and full body puffer jackets. You heard that right, full body puffies.

• 41:32H. Foley?

  Puffies?

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Uh, guys, they were nice enough to send us stuff. I was in a jam. It's tough for me to find a bathing suit this season. You know what I mean? It's cold out, I'm going on-

• 41:41H. Foley?

  And you had the flannel on the other night.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  I have, I wore the flannel the other night at our AYG, AYG and Friends show, by the way. Wife loved that. She was slipping out of her seat when I got home. How you doing? Uh, I wore the, uh, the bathing suit all weekend. Peeed in that thing probably about 500 times.

• 41:55H. Foley?

  Can't even tell.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  No stain whatsoever. Uh, it's fantastic. Here it is. Check out their website for their best deals at the end of the year. For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% ooh, I squeaked, that was such a high percentage. 20% off-

• 42:11H. Foley?

  What?

• 42:11Speaker 02

  With the promo code GARBAGE20 at checkout at chubbyshorts.com. That's 20% off your order with the promo code GARBAGE20. Support the show and tell them we sent you this holiday gift season. Gift yourself and loved ones Chubbies.

• 42:23H. Foley?

  Chubbies. Factor, baby.

• 42:25Speaker 02

  Ooh, love that factor.

• 42:26H. Foley?

  Factor, factor, factor. It's the holidays, you're busy, you got stuff going on. Listen, I get into that trap. I start eating real bad because it's what's available. We're busy, we're shopping, we got work, we're this. It's easy to stop by one of the fast food joints and load up on the way home from the mall. But if you got a nice Factor meal sitting in the fridge, you go home, you drop that in the microwave for two minutes, you have a nutritious, delicious meal, ready to go, and you're gonna be feeling better for the holidays. Start getting on Factor, baby.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, Factor's great. Been a long time user of Factor. Way before they were even a sponsor. It's fantastic. Their chef-prepared meals, dietitian-approved. You're not only gonna love how Factor meals taste, they're also gonna support your goals. They do. They got low-cal, they got keto, they got this, they got that, and I gotta tell you-

• 43:11H. Foley?

  Got the snacks now, too.

• 43:11Speaker 02

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• 43:30H. Foley?

  What?

• 43:31Speaker 02

  And use code 50garbage to get 50% off.

• 43:34H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Your first box plus free shipping. That's code 50garbage at factormeals.com/50garbage to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping on your, while your subscription is active. Do it.

• 43:47H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, man. And I'll be honest with you, in my adult life, I've yet to have any type of experience with it at all.

• 43:55Speaker 02

  No.

• 43:55H. Foley?

  Where it was like remotely an issue.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  I've been in accidents. My car's been stolen. Like, I, I, I've, my insurance is fine. It's not, I mean, I live in New York City, so it ain't fucking, I can't go to the general, but I mean, it's, it's fine. I'm not like, I've never been like, oh, you got a speeding ticket? And then they turn around like, your insurance is now tripled, which I was told to me.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  And you're doing six months in jail.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  Which was gonna happen.

• 44:19H. Foley?

  Yeah. What the fuck was wrong with them?

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Fear. Fear-based society. Keep everybody in line. That's Reaganomics.

• 44:28H. Foley?

  Paying a guy a pretty penny a week to try to unravel all this.

• 44:33H. Foley?

  To be honest with you.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Ah, yeah, it's, I mean, obviously the holidays, you spend a lot of time with your family and you just see it and you're like, because I've been, we've been very removed from the day-to-day of the fa- our siblings are more connected with our parents. You know what I mean? We're, we're in the outer rings of the family atmosphere and we come back in for birthdays, holiday, dude, and come back in. And you're like, I literally, every time within fucking four hours, I go, what the fuck are we doing here? We're not doing, it's crazy.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  Anytime I say something, my brother is like, dude, I deal with her every fucking day. You're up there doing her every day. My cousin stayed over because he had a soccer tournament, uh, early Sunday morning or something like that, when I was home for Thanksgiving. And he said, I talked to him the next day. I was like, how'd the tournament go? He's like, tournament was great. He's like, you're, when your mom woke me up,

• 45:32H. Foley?

  which I had my alarm set. He's like, I had my alarm, I had to be, I had to be up at like 7:15 Sunday morning.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:37H. Foley?

  He's like, your mom woke me up at like 7:14. And I thought.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Then you thought it was noon.

• 45:44H. Foley?

  No, he thought the house was on fire.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 45:46H. Foley?

  He's like, the way she woke me up.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Oh, my God!

• 45:48H. Foley?

  Dude. He's like, what?

• 45:50Speaker 02

  She's crawling on the ground? She's touching doorknobs?

• 45:56H. Foley?

  Screaming for ammo.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  Throw him, throw him one of those chain ladders out of the window.

• 46:00H. Foley?

  He was like, dude, it was crazy.

• 46:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:03H. Foley?

  Just panic. And she would do that every morning when I was a kid. She would come in, lie and say what time, "It's 8:15!" It'd be like 4:30 in the morning. "Get up!" Like, "What the fuck, man?"

• 46:15Speaker 02

  They're a different breed, dude. A different, different breed.

• 46:18H. Foley?

  Patty, I love ya!

• 46:21H. Foley?

  She'll hear this.

• 46:23Speaker 02

  I love you, Patty.

• 46:23H. Foley?

  Heard you talking shit on that podcast.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  Hi, my mom doesn't know where to even locate this, which is my, you know, my saving grace.

• 46:33H. Foley?

  Well, she's into it.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  But I got my uncles and my cousins listening, and at their family party, they're like, "Ah, Kevin was fucking saying whatever." I go, "Yo!"

• 46:39H. Foley?

  What the hell was Paul Reiser's problem?

• 46:41Speaker 02

  I got that a lot. I also got, "Did Paul Reiser not like Foley as much as it appeared to be?" I said, "Yeah, that was, that was dead on. He did not like the big man."

• 46:53H. Foley?

  Which makes you love him.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  "Hey, Paul, I'm with you, buddy."

• 46:55H. Foley?

  Makes me love him even more.

• 46:56Speaker 02

  Uh, shout out to the, shout out to Paul Rizler, dude.

• 46:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see here. This is from laxcoach72. This is one of Foley's boys.

• 47:08H. Foley?

  What's up, brah?

• 47:10Speaker 02

  Uh, "Ever almost die on your dad's boat more than once?" "We came up from scuba diving in South Florida three different times to find the boat gone due to a broken anchor line. Twice, there was no boats for a two-mile radius."

• 47:25H. Foley?

  What the fuck? Yikes.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  That's, after the first time, you get in it, it's like, you, you fool me once, that's, you know.

• 47:34H. Foley?

  That's open water shit. That's South Florida. That's fucking gator country.

• 47:39Speaker 02

  Not in the ocean.

• 47:40H. Foley?

  No?

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Gators in the ocean?

• 47:42H. Foley?

  Crocodiles in the ocean.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  I mean, maybe of rare occasions.

• 47:46H. Foley?

  No. Luke, crocodiles in the ocean for sure.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  That many of them? I don't think it'd be a big tourist destination.

• 47:53H. Foley?

  How many do you need?

• 47:55Speaker 02

  I don't know, sure it's...

• 47:56H. Foley?

  Saltwater crocodile.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  They're near the coast, but crocodiles can live in the ocean and some can even travel long distances by sea.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, but like, I've never been at the beach and seen a croc, right? I'm giving, I know there's saltwater crocodiles. That is a, that is a species I'm giving.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  It's more in Costa Rica and like Africa, I think.

• 48:15Speaker 02

  Oh, I ain't going there anytime soon, either one of them joints.

• 48:19H. Foley?

  Send me a postcard.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  You know what, you know.

• 48:21H. Foley?

  If I was on the fence, I am no longer.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  I can tell you where they're not, North Wildwood, fucking 18th Street Beach. That's, that's Gator, that's croc free, dog. Yeah, a couple of syringes.

• 48:32H. Foley?

  You know how I know that? Because they said if you ever see, if you ever see something that looks like a piece of wood floating in the, uh, in the waves, don't go up to it.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  I wouldn't know.

• 48:42H. Foley?

  It's a crocodile.

• 48:42Speaker 02

  What are you gonna do with the wood?

• 48:44H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  Where were you too where they told you that?

• 48:48H. Foley?

  Where was I?

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:49H. Foley?

  I was on the internet.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  They told you?

• 48:51H. Foley?

  Who told me?

• 48:52Speaker 02

  I don't know, you're saying they told.

• 48:54H. Foley?

  I'm saying the, in the video.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  They, the royal they.

• 48:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, the, the Instagram.

• 48:59Speaker 03

  The AI voice.

• 49:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, the AI voice.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Oh, man, dude.

• 49:02H. Foley?

  Two things you shouldn't, oh, man.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Foley, every video, Foley thought that was a guy for a long time. Every video.

• 49:08H. Foley?

  Guy's getting a lot of work.

• 49:09Speaker 02

  Every video Foley, what, you just hear it. He plays full, full blast, sometimes he connects to the Bluetooth speaker, just to, just to soak it all in. It's always the AI voice, it's crazy. That and the talk to text, it's gotta stop. It's gotta stop, dude.

• 49:22H. Foley?

  It's only gonna get worse, I don't know what you're thinking.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Gotta get you a handler or something.

• 49:28H. Foley?

  That's good, alright. Can I pick them?

• 49:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 49:33H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  Alright, fair enough.

• 49:34H. Foley?

  Absolutely.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  Get you, get you, get you a saltwater croc, chase your fat ass around.

• 49:39H. Foley?

  What are the other ones called, a cam, uh, cammingo? Uh, the crocodile with the longer.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  Dundees.

• 49:46Speaker 03

  Not Caymans, right?

• 49:47H. Foley?

  Cayman, yeah, Cayman. It was like vicious.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  Well, little guys though.

• 49:52H. Foley?

  Ooh, still.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  Did you see they found that shark that was born in like 1630?

• 49:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, the, um, Icelandic sharks.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  That guy, he's got some bodies on him.

• 50:02H. Foley?

  I don't think they do.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:05H. Foley?

  I don't think they're like killers like that.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  He ain't eating fucking plankton.

• 50:09H. Foley?

  I don't know if those.

• 50:10Speaker 03

  Did you see the scars on him?

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:12H. Foley?

  That's from like whaling boats and stuff like that, he was like fighting off Columbus. And the, uh.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  He probably, I think he got to Santa Maria, took a chunk of it out.

• 50:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, they said the reason why they live so long is because, uh, the, they're.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Cold plunging.

• 50:28H. Foley?

  Methylated vitamins.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  Shout out to Gary Breakfast, Gary B, what?

• 50:33H. Foley?

  Took my methylated vitamins this morning.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  I gotta re-up on my, my stash too, called a bellhop, get me squared up. My fucking head on straight.

• 50:43H. Foley?

  Gary B, you straightened me out.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  I gotta get my tea tested, too.

• 50:47H. Foley?

  Yeah, you do.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Get teed up. All my boys started taking tea.

• 50:51H. Foley?

  Everybody's on tea? They're up. Jacked up, huh?

• 50:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, they said they feel like a kid again.

• 50:56H. Foley?

  Are you kidding me?

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:57H. Foley?

  Wait, did they really say that?

• 50:58Speaker 02

  What? Luke, buddy, you got bigger problems than tea.

• 51:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, right.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  And gravy.

• 51:06H. Foley?

  See my noodle?

• 51:08Speaker 02

  What?

• 51:08H. Foley?

  Like an old egg noodle.

• 51:14H. Foley?

  Anyway.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  This is unraveling.

• 51:16H. Foley?

  The sharks.

• 51:19H. Foley?

  Constant temperature, that's why they live so long. They're trying to figure it out.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they're eating seals.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Are they eating seals?

• 51:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're.

• 51:25H. Foley?

  They're a meat eater. What do you think?

• 51:26Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 51:27H. Foley?

  What?

• 51:27Speaker 02

  He wouldn't eat.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  I figure you lived that long, you're a vegan.

• 51:30Speaker 02

  I switched over in the 1800s.

• 51:32H. Foley?

  It's all protein.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  All plant-based.

• 51:34H. Foley?

  All protein shakes.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  Plant-based protein. Oh, God.

• 51:38H. Foley?

  The Impossible Burgers.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  All right, let's see here. This one's from Tommy Muscolera.

• 51:43H. Foley?

  Tommy?

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Muscar- Muscarello? Uh, that's an Italian name if I ever seen one. Is it garbage if your mom made you a free sandwich in the grocery store using sample deli

• 51:55Speaker 02

  sample deli meats and cheese slices, then opening a bag of King's Hawaiian rolls to stuff your fat four-year-old face?

• 52:02H. Foley?

  Damn. So you go up to the counter, can I try the?

• 52:06Speaker 02

  Let me get a, let me get a tester of, uh...

• 52:09H. Foley?

  You usually have to do that right there. You can't say, "Thanks," and walk away.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  Probably 90s, it was wide open back then.

• 52:16H. Foley?

  I'll be right back, I have to get some beans.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  Where are the King Hawaiian rolls again? And then if you're buy- I mean, I'm okay with that if you're buying the bag. If you're just opening the bag of King's Hawaiian.

• 52:26H. Foley?

  I have a feeling she wasn't. And I also have seen evidence of this throughout my life, and we've discussed it. I think a lot of people take a lot of liberties at grocery stores.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 52:41H. Foley?

  Than we realize. I was always scared of getting caught, like I'd get yelled at if I took a grape. I'll take a grape.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, I mean, that's, that's well documented, that's fair, that's fair game. Listen, also, it's big corporation, eh, have a bag of Doritos while you're walking. I don't care, it's like...

• 52:57H. Foley?

  He's saying it.

• 52:58Speaker 02

  What?

• 52:58H. Foley?

  Big corporation.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  What?

• 53:01H. Foley?

  So you keep saying that, big corporations.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, if you're gonna steal, you steal from the big corporations. You don't steal from the mom and pop shops.

• 53:08H. Foley?

  Sounds like comedy talk to me. Oh, of course you don't steal from mom and pop!

• 53:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, why do you say it like I said to do it?

• 53:15H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 53:16Speaker 02

  It's for sure okay to steal from corporations, if you're stealing. I mean, what are we talking about here? It's like stealing from the goddamn airport.

• 53:22H. Foley?

  It could be 2025, huh?

• 53:27Speaker 02

  That's a, that's a con- uh, listen. They're, they're fucking banging you out. The premiums alone will get ya.

• 53:33H. Foley?

  And the deductible.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  I remember that. I remember they used to run, uh, insurance fraud billboards. "They cheat, you pay." And even then, I'm like, "You stop trying to make me do your bidding here, bud. It's your, it's your job to catch me, alright? Fuck outta here with that shit. They cheat and you pay." You can ship the check, nerd.

• 53:54H. Foley?

  You're jumping in front of an Alpa- Impala?

• 53:58Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, let's see here. This one's from Sam Adams. "Have you or anyone in your family ever bought a car during Toy- Toyotathon or Happy Honda, Happy Honda Days?"

• 54:09H. Foley?

  That's great. That is great, man.

• 54:11Speaker 02

  I never, never understood, uh, our car purchasing was very specific and I feel different than automotive marketing would let me believe how other people were buying cars.

• 54:24H. Foley?

  A Labor Day sale wouldn't get you on the lot? Something like that?

• 54:27Speaker 02

  That's, to us, that was for suck- also, we didn't, weren't buying cars like, they drove cars, my mom drove cars into the fucking ground.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  My, my parents took advantage of those, of those deals if they had them coming up.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Never, never. Uh-uh, no.

• 54:42H. Foley?

  Lexus, December to remember?

• 54:44Speaker 02

  That's, I mean, who's getting a fucking Lexus for Christmas?

• 54:47H. Foley?

  Some whore.

• 54:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. Probably fucking, fucking super brain out there. Superhead, what do they call her? What was it? That was a girl, Superhead? She used to blow all the rappers back in the day.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  Yeah. Nah, that was never, we were like a-

• 55:04H. Foley?

  Toyota-thon. What is a Toyota-thon deal? Can you hit me with that?

• 55:09Speaker 02

  It's like zero down.

• 55:11H. Foley?

  You still on the Sharks?

• 55:11Speaker 03

  No, I'm on Superhead now. Karine Stephens.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  What was her name?

• 55:16Speaker 03

  Kar- Karine. K.A.R.R.I.N.E. Stephens. Superhead.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, she came out with a book.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  Aiden on.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  Watch that DJ Vlad interview.

• 55:33H. Foley?

  You're a little freak in your old age, ain't ya?

• 55:36Speaker 02

  Got that dog in me.

• 55:37H. Foley?

  You're a little pervert.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  It's her name, I didn't come up with it.

• 55:41H. Foley?

  What do you got Toyota-thon?

• 55:42Speaker 02

  It's like, it's usually like zero down-

• 55:44H. Foley?

  Sure, zero down, zero financing.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, no credit-

• 55:47H. Foley?

  I don't know what any of that means.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  We were more of a no credit, good credit, bad credit kinda family.

• 55:51H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  They also- They also got deals for like Uber drivers, you can get a discount on a car, college grad-

• 55:57H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 55:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's interesting.

• 55:58H. Foley?

  That's good. You say it's interesting?

• 56:00Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Guys were rubbing off on the rich kid. Insurance.

• 56:06H. Foley?

  Get my umbrella. Um... I always assumed... That when I leased, when I leased the car that I have now, I'm not giving you any money.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  I had to put, I had to put down money to get the Kia.

• 56:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, fuck that.

• 56:19Speaker 02

  And I thought, I'm so stupid and don't, I thought I got it back at the end. I did not.

• 56:25H. Foley?

  Like an allowance.

• 56:27Speaker 02

  I just thought they were like, "That's a security deposit" or something, I didn't-

• 56:30H. Foley?

  That goes towards the principle, huh?

• 56:32Speaker 02

  Uh... Yeah, I don't know, we're not, uh, we were, that was not our style of, of, of purchasing cars.

• 56:39H. Foley?

  But if you put money down, apparently your, that means your monthly payments are cheaper.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  I was told, uh, never put anything down by a guy who used to sell cars.

• 56:47H. Foley?

  Really?

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:49H. Foley?

  Interesting.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  Uh... When I bought the Kia, I mentioned it on, uh, Hard Feelings or whatever, my buddy's dad, shout out to, uh, Pat's dad texted me, he goes, "You fucking idiot, never put down money," I don't know. I don't know nothing about nothing.

• 57:00H. Foley?

  Hey, we're gonna give you the car.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  We, yeah, for sure, I had to do it, I needed a car. Uh, we were, uh, my stepdad was friends with a guy who owned a very small used car lot, like, you would see out of like, um, TV show, like where a TV show would be based.

• 57:12H. Foley?

  We had one in our area for fifty years it's been there, I never seen anybody buy a car there, I don't know what's going on, but shout out to them.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was, uh, that was where we got all of our-

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Automobiles.

• 57:24H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Vehicles.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it was, he was always getting my mom...

• 57:30H. Foley?

  Flowers?

• 57:31Speaker 02

  No, like, it was always, it was always cars that... We were big on cars that were no longer manufactured when we got them.

• 57:37H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  The Chevy Lumina's, the Bravadas, like, all of these, like... They were probably a solid car, but they didn't move, so...

• 57:45H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  There's only like 3,000 of them floating around. Limited edition. Catch my drift.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Um... Alright, this one's from some scum. "Are you garbage if the police officer that taught your 5th grade class dare arrested your mom 2 weeks prior at your house? P.S. Mom did jail on the weekends."

• 58:04H. Foley?

  Prior? Ah, what the fuck, man?

• 58:07Speaker 02

  That's tough, dude.

• 58:09H. Foley?

  Ah! You're the fucking piece of shit that busted my mom!

• 58:13Speaker 02

  Hey, gotta sit there, and everybody's like, "This guy's great." "Oh, you goddamn homewrecker, this fucking guy."

• 58:17H. Foley?

  "He respected a police piece, though he pinched her mom." "He gotta hold a little grudge."

• 58:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, that was, had to be like possession, or DUI, or something.

• 58:26H. Foley?

  I'm sure she wasn't wrong. The guy was just doing his job.

• 58:29Speaker 02

  Maybe it was conspiracy, trumped up charges.

• 58:31H. Foley?

  Baby.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Political.

• 58:32H. Foley?

  Man.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, uh...

• 58:34H. Foley?

  I wonder if the cop knew.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  I'm sure he felt bad.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 58:41H. Foley?

  "Do you look familiar to me?"

• 58:44H. Foley?

  "Did your dad play softball with me?" Nah.

• 58:47Speaker 02

  "Is your mom a lush?"

• 58:50H. Foley?

  "Your mom's a lot lizard by any chance, is she?"

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Oh, forgot to add a little root. Um, yeah, that's a tough one. I remember those, those were big. The guys would come in and, you know, I, I never... I hated that shit.

• 59:04H. Foley?

  Why?

• 59:05Speaker 02

  What?

• 59:05H. Foley?

  I like seeing all the drugs.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  I don't think we, yeah, I don't think we had that.

• 59:10H. Foley?

  I like seeing all the drugs. The whole case.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:13H. Foley?

  It's all fake shit.

• 59:14Speaker 02

  Sure. You'd spot that from a mile away.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  That's bad dope.

• 59:17H. Foley?

  I didn't mind that. Anything that got you out of class?

• 59:20Speaker 02

  I did appreciate that, obviously, but, uh... Yeah, that shit never reson, I mean, we had an, we had an adopt-a-cop, like, we had, our school had a cop, our elementary school, and I just didn't fucking like the guy. Cocky. Fucking cocky is the day's long. Fat ass, too. Come in, fucking, tight ass pants and shit, and running his fucking mouth, thinking he runs the school. I'm like, "Buddy, this is my territory, alright? Don't fuck, you come fuck, you ask permission when you come here."

• 59:45H. Foley?

  You got a lot of nerve.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  What? He was a fat motherfucker, as was I. He like this, he was breathing heavy in the mic, I'm like buddy.

• 59:54H. Foley?

  In the mic?

• 59:55Speaker 02

  He had like a microphone.

• 59:56H. Foley?

  Oh, is he spitting? What's going on? What do you mean?

• 59:59Speaker 02

  It's him and Scott Storch.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  Why do you have a microphone?

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  He's giving it a fucking assembly.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Not just walking around.

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  Hey Ryan, those pants are a little short.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  It looks like you shit yourself.

• 1:00:12H. Foley?

  Not even third period.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:00:15H. Foley?

  We had Congressman, we had Dick Vermeil come in, talk, Old Eagles coach. I used to love that shit. Anything to get out of class.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:24H. Foley?

  Cause I was.

• 1:00:27H. Foley?

  You're gonna flunk out!

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 1:00:30H. Foley?

  Patty would yell at me, "You're fucking out, you're a flunk out of school, then what? You're deductible, be through the roof!"

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:00:36H. Foley?

  Be crazy!

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, this one's from Greg. Are you garbage if you bring the same charcuterie board to two different Thanksgiving parties? It was barely touched at the first party, so I threw some grapes and backed it up.

• 1:00:48H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here with that, man.

• 1:00:50Speaker 02

  Dude, that's, that's cross contamination.

• 1:00:53H. Foley?

  That's cross contam- post-COVID, you're doing that, dude?

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:56H. Foley?

  Come on!

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 1:00:58H. Foley?

  Everybody sneezing, coughing, talking over it. That's... That's how COVID-20 starts.

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:01:06H. Foley?

  That gets in a little piece of foie gras, that mutates into something. Throw a kid's booger in there, Jesus Christ!

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can't, that's like, there's too many people breathing over that, too many people picking it up, even if it is untouched, it's like...

• 1:01:21H. Foley?

  It's not.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  There's reach, it's, you got the spores on it.

• 1:01:24H. Foley?

  Everything. That's fucked up.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  It's also been exposed to air too long, you know what I mean? Like, it's been sitting there for the party, it's gotta be what? Shortest party's gonna be three hours? It's been sitting there for three hours, been in your car.

• 1:01:36H. Foley?

  Man. What'd you do with the other thing that you had? You had to have something for that other party.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  Maybe not. Maybe it's like, I just saved me from making another charcuterie board.

• 1:01:47H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  That's a tough look dude. That's real tough.

• 1:01:50H. Foley?

  However, I respect the move.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:01:55H. Foley?

  As a gentleman.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  Um, alright, let's see here. This one's from Foley Soundbar.

• 1:02:00H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Never had one read. $10 Emmy, thank you. Is it garbage to clean your toothbrush in the dishwasher along with a full load? I was home for the holidays and saw my dad doing this.

• 1:02:11H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:02:12Speaker 02

  That's a dad thing. That's a dad thing.

• 1:02:14H. Foley?

  Can you do that? Are you supposed to clean your toothbrush?

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  I don't, I do not think in... I think it gets the...

• 1:02:21H. Foley?

  It makes sense.

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  Where you just get a new toothbrush.

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  See, see toothbrush hygiene. See like...

• 1:02:27H. Foley?

  Really? I'm gonna keep this episode, Lukey?

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  Surprise you weren't already on that. Fucking Wizkid. Um...

• 1:02:34H. Foley?

  Kid's hacking away over there.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  I would argue... What, what do you got?

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  I mean, no dishwasher. Rinse in hot water, soak in hydrogen peroxide, air dry, store properly, replace regularly.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, I think that's the thing. You ever, I mean, washing in the dishwasher with dirty dishes gets me. That is Charles Garode.

• 1:02:56H. Foley?

  Is that more for the toothbrush or the dishes?

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  Oh, to put that back in my mouth? I mean, what do you, you got Cascade in there.

• 1:03:03H. Foley?

  I'm saying...

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  That's like, that's, that's grease remover dude.

• 1:03:07H. Foley?

  Think of that sheen though.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  No streaks on empty.

• 1:03:11H. Foley?

  Um, would you be grossed out if, if you were eating off those plates then?

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, it wouldn't be ideal, but I assume...

• 1:03:20H. Foley?

  Like if I put my toothbrush?

• 1:03:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wouldn't, I would, yeah, I wouldn't want whatever you got on my, on my, on my utensils. I would not want that. Um...

• 1:03:29H. Foley?

  Fair enough.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  I think, uh... Yeah, but that's also like a dad thing where it's like probably, he's like, so the kids are out of the house, it sounds, and he comes home, it's like he's, he's using the dishes. He probably lives alone. Wife probably left him a long time ago.

• 1:03:44H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  Uh, but my mom does say that you do see it. She's like, guys get weird when they get old.

• 1:03:51H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  She's like, they just, and you see, I see it now with my uncles who are now like older men, like, you know, they're not...

• 1:03:58H. Foley?

  Why am I gonna waste money on a new toothbrush? I can just wash it in the dishwasher. It's hot water!

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Uh huh. It's like they just get a little, they get 15% into kookyville and it's just, they're a little strange.

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  I'm creeping that way.

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  I'm creeping that way.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I see-

• 1:04:14H. Foley?

  I'm definitely gonna try to, I just wanna see when the cover comes out.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  I couldn't imagine, I don't think the plastic should be that hot for that long. That's good, that's releasing chlorofluorocarbons and shit. That ain't good, dude. Oh, that is not good. Uh, speaking of the dishwasher, this is one, I don't know, we ever talked about, we cleaning frying pans in the dishwasher or what?

• 1:04:35H. Foley?

  Great question.

• 1:04:36Speaker 02

  To me, I don't, at one, I think it takes too, it takes up too much space, cuz I got, I got, I have a New York apartment, I got a smaller one.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  I'm sorry, you don't do, uh, you don't do like a, like a rough mode?

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  What's a rough mode?

• 1:04:48H. Foley?

  Like, um... If, I have like a bunch of like, uh, containers and shit in my, I'll do a load where it's mostly like pots, pans, and, and, um, Tupperware things.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  No, I clean the, I'm pretty quick on the pans.

• 1:05:05H. Foley?

  I clean the pans.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  Sounds like you don't.

• 1:05:08H. Foley?

  No, I, I would never put an unscrubbed pan in there. I know that's not gonna come off, like with like cheese-

• 1:05:14Speaker 02

  I like hand washing my pans, I always have, that's how I do it.

• 1:05:16H. Foley?

  Me too, but I'm saying for an extra step, every once in a while, I throw them in the dishwasher to sanitize them.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Never.

• 1:05:23H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  Hand wash them. I don't let them sit too long, I get them right after, typically I'm making my eggies, so it's pretty clean, I'll pew pew pew, same, you know, it's like-

• 1:05:30H. Foley?

  That smell of old eggs in cold water in a pan?

• 1:05:36H. Foley?

  Yikes.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it turns into an odd, uh-

• 1:05:39H. Foley?

  Odd odor.

• 1:05:40Speaker 02

  Yes, sir. Uh, alright, let's see-

• 1:05:42H. Foley?

  Get your fucking toothbrush in there with that?

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  This one, uh, okay, this, this is from Petey the Power Washer LLC, "Ever put trash in the blue mailbox?" That's...

• 1:05:54H. Foley?

  That's fucked up, man.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  I mean...

• 1:05:57H. Foley?

  That's fucked up.

• 1:05:58Speaker 02

  It's a goddamn federal offense, probably.

• 1:06:00H. Foley?

  Yeah!

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Uh-huh, postal inspector will get ya.

• 1:06:02H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  Ah, yeah, it's tough.

• 1:06:05H. Foley?

  They've tweaked those a little bit now, I don't know if the last time you've been to a ma- the last time you were in a mailbox, or you put something in, in the mail?

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  I don't even remember. I don't mail shit.

• 1:06:16H. Foley?

  Mine wasn't that long ago.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  I'm a UPS man. Anything I'm sending is going UPS. That's just the closest thing to me. And I never have sta- I never have stamps or anything, so I just go, I walk to the Staples, "Hey, send these if it's like a lease or documents or I gotta send something in."

• 1:06:34H. Foley?

  They have like teeth now. Like it's just a little slit.

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:38H. Foley?

  I think that was more for people sticking their hands in there and grabbing social security checks and shit.

• 1:06:42Speaker 02

  They weren't there, weren't they bombing them out too at some point?

• 1:06:44H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, why would they do that?

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  Getting blown up recently or something like that?

• 1:06:47H. Foley?

  What was that all about?

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Oh wow. Keep my head, keep my nose clean. Head to the grindstone. Uh, alright, let's see. We got time for one more. This is from Flemingtonville. $10 holla. Uh, "Is it garbage to sell your car to pay rent? It's been on, it's been off the road since January and definitely took a loss, but the rent's paid, baby."

• 1:07:04H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  I mean, that's...

• 1:07:07H. Foley?

  Body.

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  I gotta get, I understand you gotta get the asset off the books. You're not really using it and it pays the rent, but that seems like a short-term solution to me.

• 1:07:14H. Foley?

  Hadn't been, hadn't used it in a month.

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Since January. No, so a year.

• 1:07:19H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:07:19Speaker 02

  Whatever, you know, fucking 10, 11, 11 months or whatever.

• 1:07:22H. Foley?

  He had to get more than the rent. Let's say the rent's a thousand bucks.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  I would assume he would've said like, "Three months paid rent. Paid my rent for three months."

• 1:07:31H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Just sounds like rent's paid. Also hasn't been running for a year. That thing ain't...

• 1:07:35H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  But that ain't worth it. That's what I'm saying. You're not getting fucking seven grand for a car that's not running.

• 1:07:41H. Foley?

  So maybe it didn't work out in the long run.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  That thing ain't inspected either. I'll tell you that much. Not gonna pay the emissions debt.

• 1:07:45H. Foley?

  You chilling for a month.

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, but we gotta wrap it up, gang.

• 1:07:49H. Foley?

  What a fun one.

• 1:07:50Speaker 02

  That was a hoot.

• 1:07:51H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death.

• 1:07:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:53H. Foley?

  We'll see you next week.

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  Peace.