Beers To Go! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Stop the presses, gang. The American Garbage Special is out on YouTube right now. Numbers are cooking. We thank everybody for their support. Keep sharing it. Keep telling everybody about it. We love you.

• 0:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, and if you like what you saw, we are on tour right now. We're gonna be in Appleton, Wisconsin, San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly, Springfield, Fort Wayne, Connecticut, Phoenix, Arizona, Timonium, Maryland, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus. All tickets available at areyougarbage.com. If you got a garbage question, come out and see the boys.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:50H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:57H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they're good to be classy, if they're good to be a big old piece of trash.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Garbage.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's and the new addition. She's upstairs cooking up a little squirrel meat.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:12H. Foley?

  It's in season.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  So I hear.

• 1:14H. Foley?

  The neighbors gets it. It's not from around the area.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  From the butcher.

• 1:18H. Foley?

  They go out and get it in the woods. Are you gonna have some?

• 1:20Speaker 01

  Probably not.

• 1:21H. Foley?

  What? She's gonna be upset.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Okay, this is a long tootie.

• 1:25H. Foley?

  No on the squirrel meat?

• 1:26Speaker 01

  No, it's a no on the squirrel meat, and I'm gonna pass on this tootie. Take it from the top.

• 1:31H. Foley?

  What? Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 1:37Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:38H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  This is all in there, right? What the fuck? I feel like I'm having a fucking stroke.

• 1:44H. Foley?

  Gang, this is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. My co-host coming in from across the table, CEO of Are You Garbage?

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Contractually obligated.

• 1:54H. Foley?

  International businessman. Lot of Lululemon on this, kid. That's what I've been hearing. I've been hearing a lot of talk. You got a lot of Lululemon. Here's sixty dollar socks on.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  Sixty dollars socks.

• 2:08H. Foley?

  Let me get one. Kevin Ryan, everybody. Look at you.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Luke was making fun of him, calling him... First of all, shout out to everybody. Thanks for tuning in as always.

• 2:16H. Foley?

  Shout out to Lululemon.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Shout out to the good folks over there.

• 2:19H. Foley?

  All the girls.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  Um, thanks for tuning in as always. Just make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are on Spotify.

• 2:28H. Foley?

  No, we're in the charts, dog. What are we talking about?

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Man, you're hanging on to that, aren't you?

• 2:32H. Foley?

  I'm the barometer of that. I check that every day.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  First of all, you're not the barometer of shit, okay?

• 2:37H. Foley?

  Hey, I'm the barometer of shit.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, but fucking...

• 2:40H. Foley?

  Give you the real feel.

• 2:41Speaker 01

  Then obviously, check out the gosh darn webs... The gosh darn comedy special over there on YouTube.

• 2:46H. Foley?

  American Garbage.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Numbers are through the roof, baby. Over a half a mil in the first week. The boys are locked and loaded.

• 2:54H. Foley?

  Shout out to the army of garbage for supporting.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  Truly awesome to see the response from everybody. The DMs, the shares, the fucking emails, everything. Some guy knocked on my door, told me how good it was.

• 3:03H. Foley?

  Is that true? I apologize for that.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, shout out to you. Uh, and also, as far as the socks go, I was in there with my wife, was buying workout gear or something, whatever, those broads buy there. And I went, um, I said, "You know what? I'm gonna take a gander over there."

• 3:19H. Foley?

  There's men's clothing there.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  Men's and women's. You think I'm wearing fucking broad socks right now?

• 3:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, I do.

• 3:26Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:27H. Foley?

  I would wear broad socks if they were comfortable.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  No, these are men's socks.

• 3:30H. Foley?

  Huh. Well, they're weird looking.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're like, they really...

• 3:33H. Foley?

  Let me see those again.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  There's like an arch in the bottom.

• 3:36H. Foley?

  What's up with that?

• 3:37Speaker 01

  They're great, dude. These are great. Look, there's an R and an L. They're like shoes.

• 3:42H. Foley?

  Who's R and an L?

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Like left and right.

• 3:44H. Foley?

  Oh, really?

• 3:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:45H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  They're... I just realized they're on the wrong feet.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  That's expensive. Who's this LR fellow?

• 3:53Speaker 01

  I keep falling down a hallway. God damn.

• 3:56H. Foley?

  I wanted to ask you that, where the calf is.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  I'm up there.

• 4:00H. Foley?

  There's a mark in there. Oh, yeah, you're pinching.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  Listen, I'm not this kinda guy, socks.

• 4:06H. Foley?

  No.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  But I was in there, this... Yeah, so my wife was buying, like, I think, like a jacket or something like that.

• 4:14H. Foley?

  Jacket?

• 4:14Speaker 01

  Not like a jacket, like a zip-up or something.

• 4:17H. Foley?

  I thought they sold those hot pants.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  It's all workout clothes. They sell everything. They've got everything. Got me for these fucking socks. They sell everything. Um, and I got bad socks, and I'm a big guy. I've been on my feet. We live a life where we're on our feet a lot. I mean, I'm sitting on my fat ass right now. But I mean, we travel a lot. I'm out running around. I mean, you know, it's... Don't try to downplay it. You complain about your feet all the time.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  I got bad... I've always had bad feet. If you remember the ice socks from a couple of years ago?

• 4:44H. Foley?

  Ice socks?

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got them socks with the ice packs on them.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  You've got ugly feet.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  I got bad... Listen, hand up. I got bad feet.

• 4:50H. Foley?

  Gross feet.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Gross, bad feet.

• 4:52H. Foley?

  I got gross feet, too.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Bad feet. Runs in the family.

• 4:56Speaker 01

  I think my arch is starting to get blown. I've been a fat... I've been fat for forty years.

• 5:00H. Foley?

  Blowing out your arch?

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Blowing out my arches, baby. I think. I don't... I got bad feet.

• 5:05H. Foley?

  What does it mean? They're starting to flatten?

• 5:06Speaker 01

  A little bit.

• 5:06H. Foley?

  Really?

• 5:07Speaker 01

  A little bit.

• 5:07H. Foley?

  All that weight?

• 5:08Speaker 01

  I think.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  Ooh, like Tower Two coming down.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  The problem... Building Seven, didn't we pull it? Um, the problem is, for so many years, I ran bad shoes.

• 5:18H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  I'd wear the shit out of my shoes. They'd flatten out. We're running around the city for fucking a decade. You'd leave the house at fucking 6:00 AM. You'd get home at midnight. I'm on my... I'm on my dogs all day.

• 5:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  And a pair of fucking eighteen-month-old Nikes that are blowing the fuck out that I got for my brother-in-law, and they didn't fit.

• 5:36H. Foley?

  Slipped them off while you're sitting on the couch.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I was like, "You know what? Maybe these will help my feet a little bit." And they're expensive. They're not sixty... They might be like forty dollars a pack, but for like five pairs or something like that.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  Just throwing you under the bus.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, I'm getting it from every fucking angle.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  Good job, Luke.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Okay, all right. No, yeah, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

• 5:57H. Foley?

  I'm a big sock guy, too. I like it.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, and I... Luke had... I saw Luke looking at them, and I said, "I'm..."

• 6:04H. Foley?

  He knows.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  He knows. I said to him, and he was just like, "They look orthopedic," or what... Or what do I want you... Yeah, they look prescribed.

• 6:12H. Foley?

  But they're Lululemon.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  It looks like a sleeve.

• 6:13H. Foley?

  Athletic. That's what you can say. You start wearing one of those one single sleeves?

• 6:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's pretty cool. Uh, yeah, the Allen Iverson.

• 6:21H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 6:21Speaker 01

  But, uh, another thing, too, I've... There's a... You look like a derp... You look like a dirtbag from Northeast Philadelphia, 'cause all my socks...

• 6:32H. Foley?

  When you're in that store?

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Are black ankle socks.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  That's a bad look during the summertime.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, with jeans, it's okay. You throw on a pair of shorts, a pair of Nikes.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  A pair of shorts?

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:47H. Foley?

  What? That's crazy.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  With black ankle socks, dude. You might as well be wearing black Air Forces. It looks like you're about to rob a bank. It's...

• 6:54H. Foley?

  Covering up your fucking, uh, your, uh, home arrest thing.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:58H. Foley?

  House arrest.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  Yes, your ankle. It's a tough... So, over the summer, I tried... I bought these, one for the support, but then these, I bought the high... These are too high. I don't know what's going on.

• 7:09H. Foley?

  You're wearing knee highs.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  I'm like, "Yeah, they're high. I'm all over the joints."

• 7:12H. Foley?

  Do they have the little straps that connect to your panties?

• 7:13Speaker 01

  I wish. I got a bad pair of underwear on today, too. Either I got fat or these things shrunk a lot. And I put my money on shrunk a lot.

• 7:21H. Foley?

  Are they Lululemon?

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Now, these are Tommy Hilfiger from Marshalls.

• 7:24H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, you go there, you get the Marshall. You get the...

• 7:27H. Foley?

  Tommy Hilfiger?

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Tommy Hilfiger. It's probably spelled wrong. These are Hilfigers.

• 7:31H. Foley?

  I had a question for you.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  Um, I saw this this weekend, wanted to know what your thoughts were. And obviously, it wasn't me. Six months, clean and sober. Uh, it was around...

• 7:42Speaker 01

  Check the files on that.

• 7:43H. Foley?

  It was around lunchtime or whatever on a weekend, okay? Um, person was having a drink at the bar.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 7:52H. Foley?

  And as they were... They're like, their crowd was leaving. Their friends were leaving. And they said, "Hey, you mind throwing this in a cup for me?"

• 7:59Speaker 01

  A to-go.

• 8:00H. Foley?

  A to-go. Bartender was a little hesitant.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Rightfully so. I think it's illegal.

• 8:06H. Foley?

  Well, sure.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, and not... Listen, I'm all for it. Uh...

• 8:12H. Foley?

  Have you done it? How do you feel about it?

• 8:13Speaker 01

  No, this goes back to leftovers for me. I'm sculling that fucking drink. Like, there's no drink I don't have. There's... At no point do I have an alcoholic beverage that can't be deleted in three seconds. By the time someone's putting their coat on...

• 8:27H. Foley?

  We've always lived by that same code.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  My beer's... Whatever it is... Hold on, give me a second.

• 8:31H. Foley?

  Crush that. Let's get out of here.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  And then you walk out and you're all full, and then let that settle a half a beat, then light a heater. Good friggin' night. God bless. That's... I'd be remiss if I, you know, uh, I'm, it's trashy. I'm, I'm all for it, I guess, in the sense of like-

• 8:48H. Foley?

  Usually a lady move. Nothing against the ladies.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm trying to, I mean, even the ladies in my family pulled them back.

• 8:56H. Foley?

  Really?

• 8:57Speaker 01

  So it's like, well, I mean, they're not like-

• 8:59H. Foley?

  You're somewhere, Nisi's, Nisi's slow on her, what, she's gonna pound it?

• 9:03Speaker 01

  Nah, but Nisi-

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Alright, let's go!

• 9:04Speaker 01

  Nisi's like the tide. You know what I mean? Like, Nisi's not order, Nisi's not rolling in circles where we're ordered in one and then we're like, well, we, you know, there's a fight in the parking lot, we gotta go, you know? She's like, oh, I'll do one more. We'll do one at that, say we're going, say we're down the shore and we're going out. I'll do one, we'll do one at the house. She'll do, you know, whatever. We'll have a wine at the house, maybe two, who knows? Then we'll go to, then we'll go to Surfside, or, uh, what's the Bay of Pigs? Nah, what's the fucking place?

• 9:33H. Foley?

  Castro?

• 9:34Speaker 01

  No.

• 9:35H. Foley?

  CIA?

• 9:36Speaker 01

  It's on, uh, it's on 11th-

• 9:38H. Foley?

  The Good Shepherd, you ever see that movie?

• 9:39Speaker 01

  The Surfing Pig. We'll go to the, we'll go to the Surfing, I was close with the Bay of Pigs, Surfing Pig. I, I just had the wrong side of the island, you know what I mean? Um, she'll do probably two there.

• 9:50H. Foley?

  They had a stranger in their house.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Who?

• 9:52H. Foley?

  CIA, that's how they found out about Bay of Pigs.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  They had a stranger in their house?

• 9:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, there was a Russian agent that was working inside.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Is that what, is that what they, is that what you got debriefed on? There's a stranger in the house? Man, this guy, this guy will do anything to feel cool.

• 10:05H. Foley?

  We met at a Lululemon.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 10:08H. Foley?

  No, asshole!

• 10:09Speaker 01

  Asshole?

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Is that a Cuban?

• 10:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. Hey, no, man, keep on throwing it, keep, you got it, keep it.

• 10:16H. Foley?

  I don't know why it came out like that. No asshole!

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Cause you're a psychopath.

• 10:19H. Foley?

  I just saw The Good Shepherd again. That's where it starts. We have a stranger in our house. John Turturro says it. Very well.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Very well what?

• 10:28H. Foley?

  He says it very well.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 10:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Um-

• 10:31H. Foley?

  Anyway.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  You, not so much.

• 10:33H. Foley?

  No.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  You trying to crowbar into casual conversation. But listen, I, I, I'm fine with it. I don't roll with the crew.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  That's like a vacation move to me.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  That's if they, yeah.

• 10:43H. Foley?

  You think so?

• 10:43Speaker 01

  If you're like on an all-inclusive, oh, I'm gonna carry this into the thing.

• 10:47H. Foley?

  These people were not on vacation.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  That's like New Orleans, Charleston, down the shore.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, that, that'll give you. But I mean, yeah, if like, if I'm at the pub with my mom and we like, and she rolls out with a fucking, with a, with a roadie, it's a tough look. It's a tough look.

• 11:04H. Foley?

  Put that in a coffee cup, hon.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:07H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:08H. Foley?

  Curious. See where you stood on it? Gentlemen such as yourself.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 11:13H. Foley?

  You wear Lululemon socks, but you're also a pretty big dirtbag.

• 11:16Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 11:17H. Foley?

  You know?

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Um, yeah.

• 11:18H. Foley?

  Kinda walk in both worlds.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  Well, the Lululemon socks, I would argue, are, I mean, that was an, that's, I, I'm trying to get my feet better.

• 11:26H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  That's old man shit.

• 11:28H. Foley?

  That's never gonna happen.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  No, no, not at all.

• 11:30H. Foley?

  Never.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  And I don't think it's good for my circulation.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  Your feet aren't coming back.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  No, I know.

• 11:34H. Foley?

  Get a massage.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Getting the weight off, yeah, getting the weight off has helped, but, uh, and also, I gotta be honest with you, my socks, if you've ever seen me podcast on Patreon without my socks, there's holes in my socks. These, these, I got these a week ago, two weeks ago, they're gonna, these things are gonna be cooked.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  I'm so big on like trying a lot of different things. Socks, underwear especially. Like, a lot of different brands, every five years, refreshing that, getting like, seeing what's new on the market.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  I'm not that guy.

• 12:04H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  I used to be a Calvin Klein guy, going all skims for my underwear now.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Skims, the fucking Kardashian shit?

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Kim K brand.

• 12:11H. Foley?

  Man, you guys.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Oh, socks and underwear, you guys.

• 12:18H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  I'm surprised to see you in jeans again.

• 12:21H. Foley?

  Why?

• 12:22Speaker 01

  The last, I, I didn't know how many pairs you had.

• 12:24H. Foley?

  Eh!

• 12:25Speaker 01

  You took a dookie in the other pair, last time I saw ya.

• 12:29H. Foley?

  You know, it's crazy.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  It is.

• 12:32H. Foley?

  Yes, it is.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 12:34H. Foley?

  I found out that bathing suit fit, though.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, which was Lululemon.

• 12:38H. Foley?

  No, it wasn't?

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Yes, it is.

• 12:39H. Foley?

  That's a Lululemon bathing suit?

• 12:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause we even said it, you were, I said, oh, that's Lululemon.

• 12:43H. Foley?

  Wait, why does there a Lululemon bathing suit here?

• 12:45Speaker 01

  I don't fucking know.

• 12:47H. Foley?

  Were they a sponsor?

• 12:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 12:49H. Foley?

  You sure it wasn't a Chubbies?

• 12:50Speaker 01

  I mean, you were, but I think it was a Lululemon, right? We all talked about it.

• 12:54H. Foley?

  I fit in that good.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's cause we were shocked, you said, they, and you, we said that, you typically wear your fucking En Wong fucking hot sauce.

• 13:03H. Foley?

  En Wong?

• 13:03Speaker 01

  En Wong, he's the, he's the Chinese, uh, street baller, En Wong.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Um.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  En Wong!

• 13:10H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  En Wong? En Wong, every time he hits it.

• 13:14Speaker 01

  Heyo!

• 13:16H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Um, but those were, that was the first time I seen you in a, in a tailored fit of some kind, not, you know, your typical woo wear pants that I see you walking around in. Stuff to-

• 13:27H. Foley?

  Look pretty good, huh?

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Stuff you got in the will from your dad.

• 13:29H. Foley?

  Yes, sir!

• 13:30Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, it was, it was a nice, a tailored look. It was very nice.

• 13:35H. Foley?

  Plan is to let it grow, let my, my hair grow out, let it all grow bushy, shaggy.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  And when I get down to the clothes where I wanna be, do a quick fucking glow up.

• 13:45Speaker 01

  There you go. Focus on this, focus, focus on the stuff that's important in your life, gang. There you go. When, when everything else is about to blow, grow out your hair.

• 13:56H. Foley?

  You know how we do it.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  What?

• 13:58H. Foley?

  Said, you know how we do it.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  But I was just growing my hair!

• 14:02H. Foley?

  Fuck!

• 14:02Speaker 01

  You're gonna be saying that, you're getting arrested. Hey, it was just the hair! It was almost to the point where I was gonna trim it, and boom!

• 14:09H. Foley?

  When's court?

• 14:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, give me six weeks, prolong, drag it out. Woo wee! Um, alright, listen, all that's neither here nor there. We got a guy-

• 14:17H. Foley?

  Quit screwing around!

• 14:17Speaker 01

  We got a Gosh darn Family episode on our hand, as you guys know, when you, uh, when you join the old Patreon, which is at an all-time high.

• 14:26H. Foley?

  Hey, son!

• 14:27Speaker 01

  People!

• 14:31Speaker 01

  People, yeah, people buy the, you know, the dry, I mean, listen, you know, if you're, you probably know, you probably don't, I don't know, just check out Patreon. Things are-

• 14:40H. Foley?

  Having a good time.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Wacky wild storylines, all over.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  Some people tune in for the car crash gang. Um, this, I have very, I mean, this is, this is why, this is why it's a good program. First thing on my list, not even fucking around.

• 14:56H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  This is from Half Carpet, long time $10 investor, I've had one read before, but, respect, thanks for being honest.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  Uh, you's ever just had one sock on?

• 15:06H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  That's a bad look.

• 15:08H. Foley?

  Recently.

• 15:10H. Foley?

  Recently. I can't really tell-

• 15:12Speaker 01

  It was, uh, Lululemon.

• 15:14H. Foley?

  I can't really tell you the, uh, no, I can't really tell you the circumstances. Well, yeah.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  You lost your sock?

• 15:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, and it was nighttime, and it was like, just, eh, fuck it.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Why do one sock?

• 15:26H. Foley?

  I don't know. It was just there.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  See, I'm, I'm in a, I mean, we were, you know, I thought we-

• 15:31H. Foley?

  It came off eventually.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  I thought we were birds of a feather, whereas, I'm a big no sock in shoes guy.

• 15:37H. Foley?

  Oh, love no socks.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying, so if I don't have one sock, my option is not to, even if that sock's on, that sock's coming off and I'm, we're all dogging the shoes.

• 15:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, it just doesn't, I don't know, we were kids, younger, I know, it's like, um, like, I know now how bad it is.

• 15:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 15:57H. Foley?

  The no, no, no socks.

• 15:59Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 16:00H. Foley?

  Like, I know that I've just ruined this pair of sneakers.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  That's not completely true.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  It's not right, it's not, it's not false, but it's not completely true.

• 16:09H. Foley?

  I have a couple wears in those.

• 16:11Speaker 01

  The fuse is lit on those shoes, until them being over. I am right there, dude. I put them on last night to run the dog down for his nighttime tinkies. These.

• 16:21H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  And, uh, nah, by the, I went down and right back up.

• 16:26H. Foley?

  Sweaty?

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Oh, man, I, as I put them in, I went, these are, these are donezo.

• 16:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, it sucks, but they feel so good. You feel young, you feel faster.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  I feel wealthy. If I have like a newer pair of shoes and I slip in without, they're, they're clean.

• 16:43H. Foley?

  Wealthy?

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:44H. Foley?

  Wow!

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, it makes me feel rich.

• 16:46H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  I go, this is, because I used to be so, you don't do that, because that's all you got.

• 16:54H. Foley?

  Really?

• 16:54Speaker 01

  I can now go, well, if these shit the bed in two months, I, I got, I, you know, I got the $89.99 to get a new pair of New Balance.

• 17:00H. Foley?

  That's the way you look at it, they're your bombers.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 17:03H. Foley?

  Like, you don't give a shit.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Nah, not that I don't give a shit, I just know that like, the consequence of putting your barefoot in a shoe, that's very heavy foot sock talk this week. Your consequence of putting my sweaty, you know-

• 17:17H. Foley?

  If you only had one pair of sneakers.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  Skank toe-

• 17:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Feet in my thing, raw dogged, I know there's no coming back from that.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  No.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  It feels illegal when I do it. I don't like it.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  You don't like, he grew up-

• 17:29Speaker 03

  It feels like I'm going on the run, it's like, well-

• 17:32Speaker 01

  We're different guys.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  I didn't have that, I didn't have the time to put my socks on, heavens, what could I be doing?

• 17:36H. Foley?

  We're going heavens!

• 17:37Speaker 01

  We're cut from a different cloth guy.

• 17:42H. Foley?

  I haven't done my afternoon tea yet either, good lord.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  I had a pair of green airwalks from TJ Maxx, not even airwalks from like the skate store.

• 17:49H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  TJ Maxx, these were like corduroy. They were like a test, they were like a test shoe that they put out. And nobody must have bought.

• 17:57H. Foley?

  Corduroy sneakers are rough.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Dude, corduroy, and they went both directions. You know what I mean? The cords went like horizontal and then in the middle they went vertical. It was bad. And I must have worn these things. Oh, I got them in the springtime. I wore them all summer by August. And then we're outside a lot, you know, my mom's a little absent.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  That's not a summer shoe either.

• 18:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  The corduroy?

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Dark corduroy. They were like, they were like army green.

• 18:23H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  And dude, by the end of the summer.

• 18:26H. Foley?

  Puh.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  My mom was like, what the hell is that smell? The hell, oh my god.

• 18:32H. Foley?

  That's freedom, man. That's freedom. That's money, baby.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  That's, that's fucking sunny days and heaters, girl.

• 18:39H. Foley?

  That's straight cash, girl.

• 18:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. I remember, cause you had to like power wash them, you know what I mean?

• 18:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  Fucking, go spray your feet out.

• 18:48H. Foley?

  I hated that.

• 18:49Speaker 01

  Spray them, dude, having to spray your feet with a hose in the backyard before you're allowed in the house.

• 18:53H. Foley?

  Man.

• 18:54Speaker 01

  Tough McGillicuddy.

• 18:56H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Zocdoc.

• 18:58Speaker 01

  Zocdoc.

• 18:59H. Foley?

  Let's talk about Zocdoc. Talk about genius.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  Woo.

• 19:03H. Foley?

  Coming up with a way to book your doctor's appointments, to find out what doctors in your network, who takes your insurance? Are they close to you, this, that, thing? Dude, you ever call a doctor's office? Hey, you guys take this, and they'll call you back and, oh no, we don't take that, that version of the insurance.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  That version of, that version kills you.

• 19:22H. Foley?

  We don't do the gold plan, we do the silver plan. Well, I got the gold plan, lady.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 19:26H. Foley?

  I'm peeing blood here.

• 19:28Speaker 01

  Not with Zocdoc, baby. Listen, I, a personal use of Zocdoc, I found my primary care doctor on Zocdoc. All randomly. I needed a doctor, I go, what am I gonna do? And it was the insurance. I was looking.

• 19:40H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  I was qualified, oh, we got the silver, bronze, blah, blah, blah. I was, not everywhere it took me. I went in, typed it in, boom, we take you, found him, he's right by here.

• 19:49H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  Shout out to him.

• 19:50H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  He's, I went for a physical, he's now my guy. I loved him, he was great, good reviews. And not to diminish it, but it makes it like a, like a restaurant, like a business kind of. It goes, hey, here are the, here are the reviews, this is what the real, you get the real feel of a doctor's office. Not this, yeah, welcome in, blah, blah, blah. And it, it takes out the bureaucracy, if that's even the word, I don't think it is.

• 20:10H. Foley?

  Now I got you.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  The big admin, scary administration part gets kicked aside and you make the choices. Uh, your health matters and taking care of yourself shouldn't be complicated. If you're ready to be seen, I know I am, head to zocdoc.com/garbage to get started and check the appointment off your to-do list. That's zocdoc, Z-O-C-D-O-C dot com slash garbage.

• 20:30H. Foley?

  Do it. Kim, let's talk about Ultra.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  Ultra.

• 20:34H. Foley?

  Let me ask you a question, gang. You got trouble sleeping?

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:36H. Foley?

  Do you wish you could fall asleep faster, sleep deeper?

• 20:39Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 20:40H. Foley?

  Without grogginess?

• 20:41Speaker 01

  Oh, the grogginess.

• 20:43H. Foley?

  Woo. Is your sleep score lower than what it says on your Whoop or your Our Ring or your Apple Watch? Do you currently use any sleep aids that are too strong? And melatonin, that'd knock you out, you wake up next week. Do yourself a favor, get a little Ultra, get yourself straightened out.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  Uh, yes, uh, you can switch to, uh, Ultra's new sleep pouches. I've recently switched to take the edge off and help you drift away into dreamland. And it's been a complete game changer. The idea behind it is great. Everyone's using pouches for increased focus and energy, but Ultra took the idea and flipped it on its head, like all great ideas. You take something, you flip it, bada bing, bada boom. The pouches, uh, help you wind down and fall asleep and they help me stay asleep. That's my big problem, is staying asleep with the pouches. I can stay asleep. There's one milligram of melatonin dosed at the clinically optimal range, so that you're not overdosing and feeling groggy the next day, cause that, let me tell you, that is a B word, when you're feeling groggy.

• 21:36Speaker 01

  It's got L-theanine, reduces anxious thoughts while you're falling asleep. It's got magnesium, chamomile, patch flower, and lemon balm extracts to support sleep maintenance. Gotta work on this, dog, you know what I mean?

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Ultra sleep pouches deliver better, deeper sleep with properly dosed and natural ingredients. New customers can use the code garbage and get 15% off at takeultra.com. That's takeultra.com for 15% off with the code garbage. After you purchase, they're gonna ask how you heard about them. Support the show and tell them the boys fricking sent you.

• 22:03H. Foley?

  Yeah. My, uh, my one friend's dad wouldn't let me, uh, wear just bare feet in the house. He was like, you had to put socks on.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  I had another, I had a family that did that too.

• 22:12H. Foley?

  I was sticking to the floor. They were so bad.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  You're walking up the wall?

• 22:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, man, I just like it.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  I, I love it. I love it.

• 22:23H. Foley?

  I was wearing, not these, but you know those, those running sneakers that I have that are all fucked up? They're all dirty? I got them like, I don't know, a month ago, and they're just trashed. Man, wearing those with no socks and like seeing them peek out of my jeans, just feel cool and young.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:39H. Foley?

  I don't know what it is. And like a couple miles an hour faster.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  Sure, you get cooking.

• 22:44H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  It's a different vibe. You feel a little different.

• 22:47H. Foley?

  It really is.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. What, when I put these on, I, I honestly, it's like dad, I feel secure, I feel confident. I feel, I think it's because they're nerdy looking and I don't care. I go, I can't, I can't be worried about how my socks and shoes look. I got bigger fucking problems. I gotta fry. I'm locked in dad mode. That's why I think dads look corny. Like, yeah, give me the fucking New Balances and the fucking tight jeans. I got shit to do, guy. I can't be bogged down, wearing them. That's how you see, you see like an old dad, I mean, you used to have a bit about this, but like a dad, like a cool, cool dad? Who's like, has too many accessories?

• 23:24H. Foley?

  I did used to have a bit about this.

• 23:26Speaker 01

  I'm sure I have a feeling it'll be coming back also. You guys can see it in Appleton. Um, you just go all like, how do you have time to worry about like?

• 23:37H. Foley?

  Like the guy that, I'm sure he has kids, but the guy that does the real estate downtown, with the salt and pepper hair?

• 23:42Speaker 01

  Nah, he's cool though.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  I know, I know he's cool, but I'm just saying, he dresses hot.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that looks, that guy looks, cause that's just like he's in his pants and a t-shirt.

• 23:51H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  I don't know, do you remember?

• 23:53Speaker 03

  Like a cream knitted, like polo shirt at like a wine bar with the kid?

• 23:58Speaker 01

  No, not even that.

• 23:58Speaker 03

  With the pencil tats or whatever.

• 24:00H. Foley?

  What, a wine bar with the kid?

• 24:02Speaker 03

  I see it all the time now.

• 24:03Speaker 01

  He's down there.

• 24:04H. Foley?

  What the hell's Luke talking about?

• 24:05Speaker 01

  He's down in the cool guy neighborhood.

• 24:07H. Foley?

  Dads at wine bars with their kids?

• 24:09Speaker 03

  That's all I see. It's like moms and dads having like the Sunday night, yeah.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Some guy who's like, oh, I have like, I'll, I, I have the one article of clothing that sums it up completely. The fucking knitted hat? No, I don't have it. I have it to give to you, to tell you, which I'm sure you, I'll see you wearing this shortly. It's the knitted hat rolled up over the ears. That thing's serving no purpose. You want it only for looks and you look like a dickhead.

• 24:37H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  That to me, if I see a guy walking his kid with that, I'm like, you're worrying about how your hat, your non-functional hat looks.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  You mean like, uh, like a stocking hat, like a winter hat?

• 24:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, like a knitted hat, but rolled up over, it's not like you just threw it on like, oh, we're running to school.

• 24:50H. Foley?

  Hipster style.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, I wanna look cool when I take my kid to school.

• 24:54H. Foley?

  Right.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  That's what I, and I have trouble getting me, also, I don't know if I ever said this, I saw him again today. I see this dad in my neighborhood, drops his kids off to school on a motorcycle. Did I ever tell you that? It's crazy.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  Wait, you go to, these are babies. Drops the baby off?

• 25:12Speaker 01

  He drops his two kids off at school in my neighborhood.

• 25:15H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  They do, you hear him, I'm walking the dog every morning, he comes peeling up.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  Are they both on the bike?

• 25:22Speaker 01

  They're both on the bike.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  There's one holding, uh, both in the front?

• 25:26Speaker 01

  I, I don't, I can't recall, I haven't, I, I can't recall.

• 25:29H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  They got little helmets, it's cute.

• 25:32H. Foley?

  It's cute.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Very dangerous. And he then, he then takes the helmets, he hooks them on the, like a Ducati, like a, like a ninja bike, not even, I'm not even talking heavy bike. I'm talking, I'm talking rice rocket. This is a heavy bike.

• 25:47H. Foley?

  Uh, what was his name? Do you remember?

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Uh, Don Cheadle's name, oh, no, it wasn't Don Cheadle, it was Don Cheadle playing the stuntman in Ocean's.

• 25:56H. Foley?

  Twelve.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:58H. Foley?

  No, thirteen.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Um, we're talking heavy bike. Um.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Basher.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  Basher.

• 26:05H. Foley?

  No.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  No, that was his name. He played, he then, he looked like a.

• 26:09H. Foley?

  He was impersonating, like an Evel Knievel type guy.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  We're talking heavy bike.

• 26:14H. Foley?

  Okay, heavy bike.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  Um.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  But yeah, that's crazy too, right? That's another thing where I'm like, this is very performative.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  Fender Rhodes.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  Fender Rhodes.

• 26:25H. Foley?

  We're talking Fender Rhodes.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Uh, yeah. But, anywho.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Before, what the hell? It's our new spinoff, Sock Talk. We've been talking about socks for 45. That's the magic of the show, baby. That's what keeps us in the charts.

• 26:42H. Foley?

  That's where we go.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Um, alright, let's see here. This one's from Phil90X. Great name.

• 26:49H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Very good name.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  Shout out to PhilX.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  Shout out to PhilX. Was talking to him this weekend. About moving some things around. Have to get some more sock money.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  We're switching to conservative investments.

• 27:04H. Foley?

  Really?

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:05H. Foley?

  Playing it fast and loose the last couple of weeks, huh?

• 27:08Speaker 01

  Somebody has been. I gotta, I gotta hedge my personal bets. Based on the personal decisions of someone else. You know what I mean?

• 27:17Speaker 03

  Luke, I messed up. Hand up.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  Hand up, shouldn't have been at that wine bar wearing that fucking douchey fitted hat. Uh, this is from Phil90X. Great name. That just makes me feel good about what we've built.

• 27:30H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  Phil90X.

• 27:31H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:32Speaker 01

  $10 sizzly here. Is it garbage if your three-year-old daughter puts her dolls on the porch steps of her dollhouse and says they're sitting there because they're smoking?

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Holy heck, welcome to the show. I love that.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  She knows too much at this age.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  Way too much. That's great. That's so good, dude.

• 27:58Speaker 01

  That makes me feel pretty good about the future generations.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  We're not ju- you know. We're not becoming two or five. This girl's still playing, still playing heaters with her dolls.

• 28:07H. Foley?

  Still playing heaters. Playing heaters, huh?

• 28:10Speaker 01

  Come on over, bring your lighter.

• 28:11H. Foley?

  They're sitting on the porch having a heater waiting for that loudmouth on CNN.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Waiting for that liberal scum to be running her mouth.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  So cute, like a tea party, but a heater party instead. She's like got a fake lighter, like a Fisher Price lighter.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  That's great, dude. That's awesome.

• 28:28H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 28:29Speaker 01

  That's the shit.

• 28:30H. Foley?

  They're ripping heaters, dad.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  Pouring black coffee instead of tea.

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Cracking beers.

• 28:38H. Foley?

  They all got a Dunkin?

• 28:39Speaker 01

  That's, uh, that's great, man. That's beautiful, truly. That's like we talked about on, we talked about on Skank. My mom was against it, but, uh...

• 28:50Speaker 01

  The baby, we were at, we were at my brother's house. The baby kept bringing us beers. And he liked being part of it. Like, we were like, oh yeah, give one to Uncle Danny, give one to dad.

• 28:58H. Foley?

  He don't know their beers.

• 28:59Speaker 01

  He don't know their beers, but we're having it, we're inclusive and it's a good time. And it just, there's something dirtbaggy in me that makes it, you go, that's my boy.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  Yeah, I look back and think about that stuff. Is that stuff that, uh, you know, triggered anything? I don't think so.

• 29:15Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't think it helped. I don't think making seven and sevens with a twist of lemon at five and a half didn't help your, your fucking drug and alcohol problem.

• 29:26H. Foley?

  Working for tips.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Now, I remember hearing that one.

• 29:28H. Foley?

  So many kids did that. Yeah, well, you know, there's just such a-

• 29:31Speaker 01

  There's a lot of drug people with drug and alcohol.

• 29:33H. Foley?

  Small amount compared to the macro numbers here. It's all good fun.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Sure, I'm not against it. I'm okay with it, yeah. I remember, I remember, I don't even know who this guy was. I want to say it was an uncle, but I feel like it wasn't an uncle. Guy was in our life for a little while.

• 29:48H. Foley?

  It always is, isn't it?

• 29:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:48H. Foley?

  He was an uncle, but he wasn't.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  He was around for two years, three years.

• 29:51H. Foley?

  Ah, man.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  There was a guy, shout out.

• 29:53H. Foley?

  That's like me.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  I don't know if our family still friends with him. There was a guy named Twig. Twig would come, Twig was at all of our, he's an older guy. Shout out Twiggy.

• 30:03H. Foley?

  He ain't around.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  I think there was a, I don't know what happened. I want to speak out of turn and put an air po- Twig something. I did, they're beefing or something, I don't know. He was my uncle's boy, but Twig. Which I also think is the guitarist for Marilyn Manson.

• 30:18H. Foley?

  Twiggy.

• 30:18Speaker 01

  Twiggy, right?

• 30:19H. Foley?

  Think so.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  But, uh, yeah, he was around, he was, he was a staple for all of my, you know. Him and another one, and another woman, Nancy Bubbles. Nancy Bubbles was around for a hot minute. Um... But there was this guy and he would, I, he, he would, I'd go up and get him drinks at a party at a hall somewhere. I want to say it was like a Knights of Columbus or Fire Hall or whatever. Somewhere we were having birthday parties or like holy communion parties. Um, and he's like, go up there and order me a seven and seven with a twist of lemon. And the fact that it rhymed was like the funniest fucking... And I, you know, I must've got him about 15 sevens and 14s with lemon, you know what I mean?

• 30:59H. Foley?

  Seven and seven. Seven up.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  I guess it is.

• 31:02H. Foley?

  Seagram's seven and seven up.

• 31:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. Seven and seven with a twist of lemon. And it rhymed and I was like, this guy is a fucking genius.

• 31:09H. Foley?

  That is an old school highball right there.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:12H. Foley?

  It's nasty.

• 31:13Speaker 01

  And as much as I've drank, I've never had a fucking seven and seven with a twist of lemon. I know how to order them though. And give them to this guy who was for sure probably a pedophile. Hanging around, hanging around the parties too much.

• 31:27H. Foley?

  Seven and seven with a twist of lemon.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. There was always just two, that was the problem with such a big family. There's too many then, not that there was any pedophile, I'm saying that as a joke, but they, the, the buddy for a couple of years. You know what I mean? What like really got in. There was a guy that watched me all summer. He watched me, Danny and Liam all summer. All summer. I don't even know if that guy, I don't know where that guy is. He took us out on boats. He took us to the beach.

• 31:55H. Foley?

  Grown man?

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was a cook. He was, he was a, he was-

• 31:59H. Foley?

  He wasn't like a, like a, like a college kid?

• 32:01Speaker 01

  No, he was the husband of my aunt's friend, I think. And we all kind of stayed in a house in Sea Isle. We all, everybody pulled together a house for the-

• 32:10H. Foley?

  Wait, was this when your mom was working?

• 32:12Speaker 01

  My mom and aunt were working and we would, somebody, the kids would stay down the shore and then they would drive back up to Philly for like, they'd work shift work. So they'd work like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, 12 hours or whatever. And we were just posted up at the, I guess that was probably the cheapest way to babysit us.

• 32:28H. Foley?

  So it's just you three with a stranger down the shore?

• 32:31Speaker 01

  He was the man. And I think my mom said she bumped into him recently. He's still like...

• 32:38H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, you used to raise my kids.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  Hey, you know, one still has big heady spigs. Yeah, they all got drinking problems. One's got a, one's a bit of a fighter, you know what I mean?

• 32:51H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 32:52Speaker 01

  He's the, he was the man. He was, uh, I think, I, I want to say his, this is crazy. I want to say his wife's name was Bunny.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  Bunny and Steve, right?

• 33:04H. Foley?

  That's got second marriage right there, all over it.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  And now they were, he was the man. They were awesome. They watched, he like watched us. He was, and I guess he was just like...

• 33:14Speaker 01

  Big kid or whatever. And we were just like, I don't know, we were just vibed all summer. Because dude, I remember, I remember fishing with this guy. Cause you could go rent one of those wooden boats. Where you drive from the back and stay in the bay. They must've been, in the 90s, they were probably like 15 bucks a day. So you'd be like, we'd throw six kids on a boat, which is, seems crazy.

• 33:37H. Foley?

  No life jackets.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Um, and we would just go crabbing or whatever.

• 33:41H. Foley?

  Lot of flamboyant material. Cigarettes.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  Couple of beers.

• 33:44H. Foley?

  Fireworks.

• 33:45Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah.

• 33:46H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  We were, yeah, I was, but again, a lot of those-

• 33:49H. Foley?

  Shore. Coming around.

• 33:51Speaker 01

  Man, dude, down the shore was different in the 90s. It was just like, as long as there's an adult.

• 33:59H. Foley?

  One.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  One adult.

• 34:00H. Foley?

  One adult.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  For 15 kids.

• 34:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:02Speaker 01

  Who may or may not have known the kids.

• 34:05H. Foley?

  I remember my mom, them sending like 30 kids, 20, 30 kids to the beach with like one or two adults.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:16H. Foley?

  And being like...

• 34:18H. Foley?

  Are we all coming back? He had 20 kids.

• 34:21Speaker 01

  That's what it was. It's, yeah, I mean-

• 34:24H. Foley?

  Somebody's slipping under the, under the riptide.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  Rip current, take you out. Yeah, lost a lot of good kids out there. Yeah, they're dangerous.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  More Doritos for everybody.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  Different time.

• 34:37H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Um, but let's see here, alright. Uh, that was a great one.

• 34:41H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see. This one's from Riley. $10 Bug Man Exterminator. Never had, never had one read. And that was a lie. Shout out to ya.

• 34:58H. Foley?

  Very cute.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Ah, the boys are hitting today.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Is it garbage if your wife's drunk aunt came to your son's fourth birthday party at your house? And took multiple plates of leftovers to her car before the party was even close to being over? Me and my wife noticed and immediately went out to her car when nobody was looking and took them all back.

• 35:19H. Foley?

  No.

• 35:20Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 35:21H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  That's, I mean, one.

• 35:23H. Foley?

  Really dragging you out of the mud.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  It's, she's, yeah, she, she's making you fight a fight you don't want to fight, essentially. You're dragging into the mud. Uh, multiple, I mean, yes, insane that she's taking that back to your wife's drunk aunt to her car. I guess she's driving home.

• 35:41H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 35:42Speaker 01

  I don't think there was a chauffeur. I don't think there was a driver in that car.

• 35:45H. Foley?

  She's got four, somebody waiting for her.

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Uh huh, um, yeah, that's, I mean, that's insanely trashy, but then you going back and stealing them and not letting, not going, hey, just let her play. You getting in the mud with her, I respect, but also dirtbag.

• 35:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  If I'm a guest at that party and I get the old car food, I am not happy about it.

• 36:04Speaker 01

  Oh, you're pissed. You get deviled eggs that have been sweating for a minute.

• 36:07H. Foley?

  You're unwrapping that, putting it back in the fridge.

• 36:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's tough.

• 36:10H. Foley?

  Sterno tray.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Like mix it up, mix it all back in there.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  That's good. We got it put back.

• 36:16H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 36:19H. Foley?

  That's a, isn't it true that if you take grocery stuff, grocery food, grocery store food off the shelves, you can't put it back?

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Uh, I mean, I think if, I think if it leaves the building or something like that.

• 36:30H. Foley?

  Oh, if it goes to checkout, you're allowed to put it back?

• 36:32Speaker 01

  I think we did. Get it, I mean, I did. Like if somebody like, if it got there and went, oh, I don't want this, we go, okay. If it was like a box of cereal, you'd let it sit until you got a minute, you can take it back yourself or send it back. But if it was like meat, somebody would run it right back.

• 36:45H. Foley?

  Oh, no kidding.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 36:47H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  What do you got on that, uh, Lucas Patukas?

• 36:50Speaker 03

  Uh, no grocery store food generally cannot go back on shelves once it leaves the store or is left unattended out of its proper temperature zone.

• 36:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think if it, if you get to the register and go, I don't want this anymore. But like if you find, if you find a couple of pork chops on the fucking bread aisle that someone just put there, that's gotta get dumped because you don't know how long it's been there.

• 37:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Which people do.

• 37:11H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  I did it the other day, I felt bad.

• 37:14H. Foley?

  You did?

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Not with that, no, with clothes, which I never do because I worked at, nah, I don't, I don't.

• 37:20Speaker 03

  It's annoying, but it's not pork chops.

• 37:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's not pork chops.

• 37:22Speaker 01

  No, I know, but I did, I was like looking for, but I literally just threw it. I went, I can't, I can't. The guy wasn't helping me. He iced me, this fucking kid, iced me like 15 times. I walked by him.

• 37:30H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  And I was just like, I asked him for help, he didn't give it to me. I was just like, and he was like, yeah, treat me like I'm an asshole. So last time H and M gets my money.

• 37:37H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 37:39H. Foley?

  I'm with you.

• 37:40Speaker 01

  Uh, and I was trying, it just wasn't, I just was just like, I'm done, I can't, I'm not doing it.

• 37:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's different. I've seen like half a rotisserie chicken, like.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's gotta go.

• 37:49H. Foley?

  And like a rice a roni.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's gotta go.

• 37:51H. Foley?

  Pick through. Kevin's talking about Cash App.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  Cash App.

• 37:55H. Foley?

  Woo, talking about the best in the, my favorite.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:00H. Foley?

  Cash App.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  Okay, you know it's safe, you know it's secure, you know they don't hassle you, send in, receive a money, not to mention they got that Cash App card now. What are we doing over here?

• 38:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  We're not talking about old school banking, we're talking about overdraft charges and all that kind of stuff. You want to go Cash App green, baby. Cash App green does more than you think when it comes to having your back and making sure money stays your money. Cash App just released a new status program on the way people actually spend called Cash App Green.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, you can turn everyday spending into status with Cash App Green. Download Cash App today or visit cash.app to learn more about this and other financial benefits. Uh, now when you spend at least $500 a month with the Cash App card, you can earn green status, which unlocks benefits like up to $200 of free overdraft coverage. And I know a version of me back in the day could have used that. Ah, you freaking don't.

• 38:52H. Foley?

  I don't.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  I was the king of overdraft, getting walloped with that. I wish this existed.

• 38:56H. Foley?

  Banged out.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Uh, when I needed a few bucks. When you overdraft unexpectedly, there are no hidden fees. You can also unlock higher borrow limits, which you don't need that, big dog, and customized personal cash back offers every Friday to play at places you love to shop already. They're doing the work for you. Uh, new Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use the code CASHAPP10 in their profile on sign up and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Visit our link in the bio. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partners. Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, member FDIC. Cash App Visa Debit Flex Card issued by Sutton Bank, member FDIC.

• 39:38Speaker 01

  The Bank Corp, N A, I'm sorry, the Bank Corp, Bank, N A, pursuant to a license from Visa USA Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton Prepaid Bank Card, the Sutton Debit Flex Card and the Bank Debit Flex, Bank Corp Debit Flex Card. Cash App Green features savings, direct deposit, roundups, overdraft coverage and discount provided by Cash App, a blocking brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Do it.

• 40:02H. Foley?

  Kip, can I tell you something about Chubbies?

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Chubbies.

• 40:05H. Foley?

  Can I be honest with you?

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Please, for once in your life.

• 40:08H. Foley?

  Be honest with the folks.

• 40:09Speaker 01

  Uh huh, for once in your life.

• 40:10H. Foley?

  With the sponsors.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  Chubbies.

• 40:12H. Foley?

  Chubbies. Um, Chubbies came into our lives a couple of years ago. I was about four and a quarter.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  Four and a quarter.

• 40:21H. Foley?

  Big, big boy.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  Four and a half.

• 40:23H. Foley?

  Big boy, four and a half, sitting on four and a half. Most of that muscle.

• 40:27Speaker 01

  Sure, obviously.

• 40:28H. Foley?

  No, I'm kidding.

• 40:29Speaker 01

  Lean muscle.

• 40:30H. Foley?

  Chubby center stuff, I didn't fit into it.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 40:33H. Foley?

  It wasn't until this summer where I got into my first pair of Chubbies and man.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Ain't no looking back.

• 40:38H. Foley?

  There really isn't.

• 40:39Speaker 01

  I know.

• 40:40H. Foley?

  I mean, I'm talking about the way they fit, the, like, you, I feel like a European model.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 40:48H. Foley?

  The short shorts a little bit and they're nice and cozy to stretch. Shout out to Chubbies, man.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Yes, they're comfy, casual and built for life. Chubbies original stretch shorts can live on your legs, available in long, longish, short and way short. Listen, I tried the way short, a little too short for me. I'm hanging brain out these things. Uh, and let's be real, um, shout out to the classic line swim trunks. That's how they made their bones back then with the swim trunks. I remember seeing my cousin Mikey, big bur, big burly guy, he was wearing them on a beach. I said, that's cool guy stuff. I gotta get me some of that. Um, you got your Chubbies performance polos, you pair it out with the shorts for backyard party, brunch, actually crashing a wedding, whatever you do, you're ready to get going. Uh, whether you're layering up for tailgates, lounging through lazy summers or just leaning fully into fall comfort, Chubbies has you covered. For a limited time, Chubbies has given our, our listeners $20 off your order with the code GARBAGE at chubbyshorts.com.

• 41:35Speaker 01

  That's code garbage at chubbyshorts.com. Support the show and show your thighs some respect with Chubbies. Do it now, back to the show.

• 41:43H. Foley?

  Back to the show.

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Um, all right, this one's great. I believe this is from Wade Boggs Beers. I kind of got mixed up in the, uh, the copy and paste from Patreon here. It says, are your paper plates still in the half torn open plastic? That's the real feel of how, what's going on in your house.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Ours are like that right now in the studio.

• 42:04Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, they are. But we got the pretty good ones. We have the more like cardboard plates. The ones with the, with the depth, which growing up, we didn't have.

• 42:13H. Foley?

  Can I say this? I feel like the paper plate is coming back a little bit.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  I, I love a paper plate.

• 42:20H. Foley?

  Right?

• 42:22Speaker 01

  We, we took the, we went out to lunch the other day, me, my wife and my son, and uh, we, they did a thing that I, that I never saw. Oh God, these New York numbers keep calling me. I don't know what's going on.

• 42:35H. Foley?

  Nothing to do with me.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, it's, I don't think people, I don't think people are calling, looking for Luke. I got a call from Chase Bank today.

• 42:43H. Foley?

  Really?

• 42:44Speaker 01

  And then he sent me, he left a voicemail and it was like something, something Henry. And I'm like.

• 42:49H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  His name was Henry though. I was like, this rap.

• 42:53H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  This rap fuck.

• 42:56H. Foley?

  They give me that bullshit here and there and it can't be this guy.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  He got a huge paper mache head on.

• 43:02H. Foley?

  I borrowed a kid for a little while.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  You got big white Lululemons. These are Lululemons, I'm on the wrong feet.

• 43:07H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  AI face masks.

• 43:10H. Foley?

  Those things are scary.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't fuck with them. They can throw off the cams and stuff. Um, but fuck, what were we, oh, the paper plates and the, instead of, uh, a lot, you order something for the baby, you know, they bring it and then you're like, it's glass and whatever. They dropped a paper plate with paper utensil, plastic utensils. I went, this is great.

• 43:35H. Foley?

  Mm hmm.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  Cause he can't smash it. If he shows it, it's not breaking.

• 43:38H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 43:39Speaker 01

  I'm like, oh, we, this is, we're doing this at home. We're all paper plates all the time. Love it.

• 43:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's smart.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  Grew up all paper plates.

• 43:46H. Foley?

  Love a paper plate.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  There was, I don't think.

• 43:48H. Foley?

  Coming back.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  I don't think I, as like in a, like, into my, I mean, when I think I moved out into my twenties was the final time I kind of transitioned that. I guess I lived there, I lived at my mom's right before I came up here.

• 43:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:00Speaker 01

  So 30, my God, 28, um.

• 44:03H. Foley?

  Has a pit stop though.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  Pit stop, 28, uh, I would never use a plate, like an actual plate. It was, we were, it was always paper plates, a hundred percent of the time. Pizza, anything I was making went on paper plate, two, three paper plates sometimes if you needed.

• 44:22H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 44:23Speaker 01

  We always did the really cheap paper, like flattened.

• 44:25H. Foley?

  The ones you, wait, the ones you get from like the pizza place?

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's our whole lives. Still, she'll do that.

• 44:31H. Foley?

  You need like six of those.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  Oh, I know, I know.

• 44:34H. Foley?

  Put a steak on there?

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Dude, dude, eating Eggo waffles on that thing, you ate half the plate. The syrup would rip or would soak that thing. And then you, you can't use a real knife and fork on that. Once it gets a little moisture, you're eating plate. Oh, it sucked. It sucked, dude. I hated it.

• 44:52H. Foley?

  Ah, sucking up like napalm, fucking.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. Uh, yeah, that's a, but she, Denise would take them out of the plastic, like the 500 stack or whatever.

• 45:02H. Foley?

  Stack them up nice.

• 45:03Speaker 01

  And put them on, we had like a wicker, uh.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  Mm hmm.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  Like, you know, whatever, like a thing you would put like a pot on or like a wicker basket kind of thing. And that, they were above the microwave.

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  And I remember being a kid, I'd have to jump up on the counter, stand on the counter to get to that thing to get a paper plate, which we could have put a couple on the counter for me when I'm home alone.

• 45:23H. Foley?

  Fatty, hungry.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, she was probably putting up there so I wouldn't eat.

• 45:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, right, bitch, trying to stop me.

• 45:30H. Foley?

  They're up on the roof in the neighbor's house.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  They're in a bear bag out back.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  Uh, can't stop me.

• 45:38H. Foley?

  You wanted paper plate, Kip, you had to remember that was for that.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  I come in, I'm all swollen, I'm all stung up. Yeah, looking back, she was probably trying to keep me.

• 45:49H. Foley?

  She knew you were chubby?

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Uh, they would have conversations out in the open about it. It's brutal. I remember someone making a, making a peanut butter joke about the amount of peanut butter I ate. My sister did. We were on the way to Big Boulder Jack Frost. And one, I never told you.

• 46:11H. Foley?

  Wait a second.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  One of the, one of these, it was like a Sports Illustrated magazine or something. I don't know who the fuck was reading this.

• 46:18H. Foley?

  Did you read that?

• 46:20Speaker 01

  I had cut up Eggo waffles on it.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  Um, one of the facts was like,

• 46:30Speaker 01

  Americans eat three football fields of peanut, did I tell you this? They eat three football fields of peanut butter, like three feet deep every year. So I was like trying to-

• 46:39H. Foley?

  One American?

• 46:40Speaker 01

  No. Well, that's my sister. She said, Ameri- you know, total of Americans eat three football fields. And she said, I think it was my sister, and she went, yeah, Kevin's two of, there's two of the fields. And I'm, my world folded in on itself, dude, dumb bitch. And my mom's like, well, that's all he eats. I gotta give it. Like, she got defensive that she's only feeding me peanut butter. That's all I wanted, though.

• 47:05Speaker 01

  Talking about chasing the dragon.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  I imagine you just permanently sleepy like a-

• 47:10Speaker 01

  A lot of heavy cars.

• 47:12Speaker 03

  Like an old Biggie.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  Oh, man, you can't get, you can't get the engine clean with that.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  Nah, dude, I was doing that and then going to snowboard or whatever. That was brutal.

• 47:23H. Foley?

  Trying to get up and go. Have a protein shake, kid, will you?

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Ah, man, a lot of enriched flour in my child. A lot of bleached flour.

• 47:34H. Foley?

  Woo! Kick it down.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  That, it's all empty calories. A roll, an amorosa roll loaded with peanut butter and a screaming cold Coke.

• 47:46H. Foley?

  I never understood what that meant, empty calories.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  You should learn.

• 47:52Speaker 01

  Ah, God, that's funny.

• 47:54H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  Um,

• 47:58Speaker 01

  let's see, this is from another great name. This is from Kid Rock Bottom. Great name. Is it garbage if the electrician you found on Facebook asked, did you want to pull permits for all this? Are you trying to keep it under the radar? That's great.

• 48:13H. Foley?

  Sure kind of guy.

• 48:14Speaker 01

  That's-

• 48:15H. Foley?

  Only thing I wouldn't fuck around with, though.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Electric.

• 48:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:18H. Foley?

  Just because it scares me.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  That's what we always learn. You can't fuck with it.

• 48:21H. Foley?

  No.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  You just can't.

• 48:22H. Foley?

  Water, whatever.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, hey, it's a leak. We'll figure it out, you know?

• 48:26H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  Um-

• 48:27H. Foley?

  I don't want him fucking electrocuting himself at the house.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  Fucking have to bury him then?

• 48:31H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  Panic.

• 48:33H. Foley?

  Patty always played it fast and loose with the electricians.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  Okay, and we're back. Um, a couple of roofers, too, I heard. Ah, I love you, Patty.

• 48:48H. Foley?

  How dare you. And you tell that Kevin.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  Patty, Patty, listen, me and Patty, the only fucking thing you got.

• 48:55H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:55Speaker 01

  Back to back. We're like, me and Patty, like Danny Glover.

• 48:59H. Foley?

  What's with you today?

• 49:01Speaker 01

  Mel. What's with me today?

• 49:03H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 49:04H. Foley?

  You're stuttering, you're forgetting stuff?

• 49:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, whatever, it happens. One or two flubs.

• 49:08H. Foley?

  Need to take your ivermectin or whatever it is.

• 49:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:10H. Foley?

  Ginkgo biloba.

• 49:11Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 49:12H. Foley?

  Something.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Sure. I got a couple of notes for you, too.

• 49:15H. Foley?

  Fair enough.

• 49:16Speaker 01

  Um-

• 49:17Speaker 03

  All the blood's trapped in his ankles.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, can't get out of the fucking, the Lululemon death grip.

• 49:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, you're not supposed to wear those rolled up. You're supposed to pull them up high.

• 49:26Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, they're up high.

• 49:27H. Foley?

  Even. Cause they're compression socks, aren't they?

• 49:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, pop up?

• 49:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, they are. Keep the blood flow going.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  No, they're not compression socks. They're just socks for a skinnier man, a more athletic frame.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  You're telling me how to wear my compression socks and I'm on-

• 49:41Speaker 01

  And I'm on?

• 49:42H. Foley?

  Shit.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  Shee- um, all right, this one's from Taylor Never Had One Red. Is it garbage to pronounce it Rochester instead of Rochester? I'm probably guilty of saying Rochester.

• 49:52H. Foley?

  Rochester.

• 49:53Speaker 01

  Rochester.

• 49:53H. Foley?

  Upper Rochester. Detroit?

• 49:56Speaker 01

  Detroit.

• 49:58H. Foley?

  I love that.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  I get that from my mom. He's out there in Detroit.

• 50:01H. Foley?

  It's so trashy. It's so trashy.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  Your mom saying that.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  Detroit.

• 50:06H. Foley?

  Out in Detroit.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  She says something else, too. Caribbean?

• 50:12H. Foley?

  Caribbean.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  I think it's the down there in the Caribbean. And all inclusive at the Caribbean. Little layover in Detroit. You, she says huge humans.

• 50:25H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  Human. That's a huge human.

• 50:28H. Foley?

  Human?

• 50:28Speaker 01

  Human.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Human, like a human being?

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Like, yeah. He's a human being.

• 50:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:38H. Foley?

  So there was a shot coming at me somewhere in there?

• 50:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 50:41H. Foley?

  A little slow.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  Not, you're lucky I didn't take my fucking, like, uh, whatever, antihistamines. I got nothing.

• 50:48H. Foley?

  You say your antihistamines? Why, do you have allergies?

• 50:52Speaker 01

  Uh, I'm allergic to broke. Ah, you do?

• 50:54H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 50:55Speaker 01

  Well, God, you stink.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  Fucking broke boy?

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  No broke boys, no, no new friends.

• 51:04Speaker 01

  Um, all right, let's see here. Um, this one's from Money Mark 90 Cent. Great name. Also, long time $10 homey besides when I go broke and the payment laps. And his name's Money Mark. That's great.

• 51:18H. Foley?

  Amen.

• 51:18Speaker 01

  Uh, you's ever known anyone struck by lightning?

• 51:21H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Which we've talked about. Then this, there was a response to that. Me. I was up to my waist in water and boom, spicy.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  That's how he described getting electrocuted, yeah. That was from Aunt Toody's Luba Lube was the response to that.

• 51:38H. Foley?

  Does he say anything else?

• 51:39Speaker 01

  No, just that.

• 51:40H. Foley?

  Fuck.

• 51:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:41H. Foley?

  Up to your, that's why I said, how did that kill him?

• 51:45Speaker 01

  I don't know. I'm very curious. Had the body of water because he would have said in the pool. This was, this feels like it was some sort of crick or tributary.

• 51:52H. Foley?

  Bloodwater or something? You ever see sometimes when it's, when it strikes, like a lake or something? It's like, like-

• 52:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:01H. Foley?

  Catastrophic.

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck you up.

• 52:03H. Foley?

  Blows up the water.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  I don't mess with it, dog. I do not.

• 52:08H. Foley?

  I feel like that would have to give you superpowers. Sucks.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, you ever see-

• 52:13H. Foley?

  Doesn't it, doesn't it make sense?

• 52:15Speaker 03

  No, that's why you're cooked, dude.

• 52:17H. Foley?

  It does, though.

• 52:18Speaker 01

  You're fucking fingers crossed to get electrocuted one final fucking comeback.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Spiders biting, yeah.

• 52:24H. Foley?

  Ah, man.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  But you keep hanging out in that room of yours, it's gonna happen. That thing is a web. Yikes, my geeks.

• 52:33H. Foley?

  You leave my spiders alone.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Um, another language one, this is great. This is from Toody's Mug Man, $10 squad member. Do you say antibiotics or antibiotics?

• 52:44H. Foley?

  Antibiotics.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  Antibiotic.

• 52:46H. Foley?

  He's antibiotic.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  Couple of antibiotics.

• 52:48H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm, get a Z-Pak, antibiotic.

• 52:50Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  Good for you.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  I told you.

• 52:52H. Foley?

  I'm into antibiotics.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  Antibiotics. I was, uh, I've said this before, but during the pandemic, we were on the beach in Wildwood and some lady went, the hell's in anybody anyway?

• 53:02H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 53:02Speaker 01

  Anybody anyway, was a great-

• 53:05H. Foley?

  Died two weeks later.

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  Mass spreader, then.

• 53:10H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  Um-

• 53:12H. Foley?

  Anybody.

• 53:13Speaker 01

  Anybodies. Uh, I feel like we've done this, but it was, she was posted, eh, maybe I pulled it before. There's a lot of uploads. I-

• 53:22H. Foley?

  Run it by me, kid.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  So I believe it wasn't. Is it garbage if your high school girlfriend was the high school mascot?

• 53:28Speaker 01

  That's a, that's a, that's gotta be a strong broad, right?

• 53:35Speaker 03

  Sick and twisted love affair.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  That's my girl. She's the bull or whatever. You know what I mean?

• 53:40H. Foley?

  I see.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  It's never like-

• 53:44H. Foley?

  I mean, what's she doing? She being in a band or something?

• 53:47Speaker 01

  What? You know.

• 53:49H. Foley?

  Well, you don't know what the mascot was.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  It's all, high school mascots are never like, you know?

• 53:54H. Foley?

  Could be a big suit.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Here's the fucking Victoria's Secret model, you know what I mean?

• 53:58Speaker 03

  Princess Peach or whatever.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's always like, this is fucking, you know, it's like an armadillo, a fucking, you know?

• 54:06Speaker 03

  Imagine being that lucky man.

• 54:07H. Foley?

  Sure. She's got a lot of school spirit.

• 54:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. She's probably, you're probably athletic. You gotta be.

• 54:13H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  You can't be a slouch.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  Uh-uh.

• 54:15Speaker 01

  You gotta be locked in.

• 54:16H. Foley?

  A lot of pep.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  A lot of pep.

• 54:18H. Foley?

  Can't be eating a lot of peanut butter.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, she, actually, she's probably more like a gymnast, if you think about it.

• 54:22H. Foley?

  Maybe.

• 54:23Speaker 01

  You gotta be able to fucking-

• 54:25H. Foley?

  Maybe.

• 54:26Speaker 01

  Move, you know what I mean? Or you're not, you're not built like me doing it.

• 54:28H. Foley?

  Mm-mm. You never had a high school girlfriend?

• 54:31Speaker 01

  No.

• 54:32H. Foley?

  Kept it, kept it single all through high school?

• 54:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  Never dated?

• 54:35Speaker 01

  No.

• 54:36H. Foley?

  Take somebody to the prom and all that stuff?

• 54:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. But never like romantically?

• 54:41H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Wasn't till really, I guess, freshman year. Yeah, freshman, I guess, yeah, freshman year or college.

• 54:47H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  Really. But a girl from high school, kind of.

• 54:51H. Foley?

  She was in high school?

• 54:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, what?

• 54:58Speaker 01

  The heck, talk about a fucking bamboozle guy. Jesus.

• 55:01H. Foley?

  Well, we got that on tape. Chase Bank, I think that's all you need.

• 55:05Speaker 01

  Get him. Red team go, red team go. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh, almost sucked the whole goddamn operation. Um, all right, let's see.

• 55:17H. Foley?

  I knew he was no good.

• 55:19Speaker 01

  There he is, pervert. Get him.

• 55:22H. Foley?

  Sitting in your chair counting all the money?

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Uh, let's see. Oh, shit.

• 55:27H. Foley?

  What?

• 55:27Speaker 01

  Nothing. Uh, this one's from-

• 55:29H. Foley?

  Tell me.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 55:30H. Foley?

  Tell me.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  Shut up.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  Haven't you done enough damage?

• 55:34Speaker 03

  Telling people nothing is like the best thing ever.

• 55:37H. Foley?

  I hate it.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  You go, what? Oh, no, no.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  Nothing, dude.

• 55:40H. Foley?

  I fucking hate that shit.

• 55:41Speaker 01

  Your feeble brain could never understand it.

• 55:43H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, my feeble brain.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  Fucking mush.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  You're gonna tell me you're not. Fucking soup for brains. No, I'm not gonna tell you. Damn.

• 55:50H. Foley?

  Why am I gonna tell you?

• 55:50Speaker 01

  This one's from, uh, nah, I can't do this one. He wouldn't get it. Uh, let off, hmm, this one's not good for, this one hits a little too close to home. Oh, me and Luke will talk about this one later. Just making a fucking, make his head explode.

• 56:05H. Foley?

  Having a little bit of fun, but he's seething on the inside.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Not at all, not at all. There you go. There's the honest Hank we all, not, not at all. No, locked in.

• 56:15H. Foley?

  I love you guys and hope you do well.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  I wish you well. Now tell me what the fuck you said. We're gonna cut you. You're really not gonna tell me? You're really not gonna tell me?

• 56:23H. Foley?

  Nah, I'm over that. I'm over that phase of my life.

• 56:26Speaker 01

  Since when? I, you did a lot of self, self-help this weekend?

• 56:30H. Foley?

  I did.

• 56:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 56:31H. Foley?

  Lot of reflection.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 56:34H. Foley?

  Deep.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  Personal.

• 56:35H. Foley?

  Personal.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  Got electrocuted. Struck by lightning.

• 56:39H. Foley?

  Three inches of water.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  Deep body of water.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Um, alright, this one's from Foley's bastard son. Oh geezish. Uh, ten bone homie, special was great. Thank you very much. Had one red. Uh, is it garbage if you let your kids stay home from school just because they missed the bus?

• 56:57H. Foley?

  Jesus. Man. Gotta be like my kids.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  Nah, fuck it.

• 57:04H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 57:06H. Foley?

  Never. Never.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:10H. Foley?

  That's garbage.

• 57:11Speaker 03

  You're not trying hard enough.

• 57:14Speaker 01

  What, as a parent?

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Just said anything.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Listen, maybe you need a reset day. I get that. What was it?

• 57:21H. Foley?

  I wonder if he's, if he's staying home too.

• 57:24Speaker 01

  Well, that, I think like Denise would do that maybe once every two years, maybe. If she was home, if she had the day off or something. And I don't know, say Danny was sick.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Or something. If there was a world where like, we could all stay home, she might, there was a time she flexed that muscle a couple of times.

• 57:45H. Foley?

  Really?

• 57:46Speaker 03

  Good parents do.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, I think like if Danny was sick and she's like, why I have to call out of work anyway? Cause I remember there's a couple of times I woke up where they were still, Danny and Sarah were still there and I'm like, something's off. Cause they went to school earlier than me.

• 58:00H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 58:00Speaker 01

  And I, like, they were in junior high and I was in elementary school.

• 58:04H. Foley?

  Your first thought, it's a peanut butter.

• 58:06Speaker 01

  Oh no, my peanut butter toast. Um, and I would like, I'd go something and then they'd be like, we're staying, they're staying, you can stay home, we're staying home.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  We're going to a movie or something.

• 58:18Speaker 01

  Not a movie. Nah, we had to fucking, we stayed in the house. We had a very.

• 58:22H. Foley?

  Would you, would you waddle back to bed?

• 58:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 58:25H. Foley?

  Really?

• 58:25Speaker 01

  No.

• 58:26H. Foley?

  Couple hours?

• 58:27Speaker 01

  Nah, at this point, she's cooking. She ain't working. She got the, something scramby's going, they just baking in here. That's why I woke my fat ass out of bed. Couple of sausage patties or links for the boy.

• 58:38H. Foley?

  Then a little, then a little shutdown?

• 58:40Speaker 01

  No. I mean, I'm like, at this point, I'm like seven. What kind of seven year old gets up, eats and goes back to bed, dude? You're fucking, are you that fucking insulin resistant? That's crazy, dude. What seven year old shuts it back down like he's like, like he's a coal miner?

• 58:58H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Alright, thanks ma. Wake me up for, uh, Price is Right. I gotta go.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  If my teacher calls, tell her I'm sick. Now, yeah, no.

• 59:09H. Foley?

  Rolling in and shutting down.

• 59:11Speaker 01

  That's crazy. You're such a fat ass. It's wild. You shut it down after that? You tell me you're not gonna have egg o waffles and immediately go to bed and watch Sopranos?

• 59:19H. Foley?

  I could.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  Ow.

• 59:22H. Foley?

  I feel like Peter Pan when he couldn't remember. I couldn't, I couldn't think of what it was like to be a little kid. You know? Figure eat that, take a huge dump.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  Take a dump, shut it down.

• 59:33H. Foley?

  Jerk off.

• 59:37Speaker 01

  Don't come in the computer room neither.

• 59:42H. Foley?

  Oh man, you're full of life back then.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Probably me and Danny start fighting or whatever, you know what I mean? Get something going.

• 59:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  Um. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It's kinda funny. I had this, the little Kipperino started daycare and we gotta take the subway to get them to daycare and the subway was fucked. We had to transfer. The subway was running late. There's stall, you're sitting there. One of those things where you're like, just sitting for 15 minutes. Um, and I'm like, fuck, what time is it? We gotta be there by eight thirty. I'm texting her. I'm like, can you send a message to the fucking thing that we're, and I'm like, I'm paying these motherfuckers. Like, what am I, I like resort back to that. For some reason, as kids, obviously, it was like insane if you missed the bus. If they had to drive it, they had to drop, oh my God, if you're late.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  God forbid I have to go in and sign them in if you missed the, it was like this pressure cooker of getting

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  to fucking, a random Tuesday in fourth grade on time that has zero consequence, zero positive consequence

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  in the rest of my life. Only negative.

• 1:00:50H. Foley?

  Of course, that's how you end up fucking, kids miss the bus or staying home.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Sure. I mean, yeah, it's, listen, but we don't need to go like, you know. We're not pulling a fucking bank job where I'm like, you, you know, where the, you gotta get there and get in.

• 1:01:04H. Foley?

  Is there a penalty for showing up late?

• 1:01:06Speaker 01

  What, on mine?

• 1:01:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  With the little Kipperino?

• 1:01:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  Prob, I, maybe, I, but I'm going, I don't give a fuck. I'm paying you people. A decent amount of money.

• 1:01:15H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  It's, I'm over correcting. I'm gonna say my attitude is going like, oh, I can't, well, it's also my therapist told me I don't have the tools to have a normal conversation of going, I'm sorry I'm late. I have to go, I'm fucking, who, who cuts your check? You know what I mean? I gotta go.

• 1:01:31H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Um.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Right to the top.

• 1:01:33Speaker 01

  Right to the heck.

• 1:01:34H. Foley?

  I respect it.

• 1:01:35Speaker 01

  I go right to the top. Uh, let me talk to your balls.

• 1:01:38H. Foley?

  Get personal real quick. Hey, you fat bitch, what the fuck?

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  You snaggletooth whore, who the fuck's talking to you? Okay, let you watch me. Just losing. Cause you, where's your husband? Let me slap him around a little bit. Um, no, but that's in me to be like, we can't be, we can't, we can't, and like, my wife doesn't really have that. I'm like, can you message them? She's like, it's fine. And I'm like, oh yeah.

• 1:02:01H. Foley?

  Is it? I never know whether it's fine or not. I don't know what's fine.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  I mean, I think it's fine if a eighteen month old is ten minutes late to daycare. Yeah.

• 1:02:10H. Foley?

  But you don't have to message?

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  I think it's fine.

• 1:02:12H. Foley?

  I don't have to message, don't worry about it. I'm so bad at like determining that stuff.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. I know.

• 1:02:18H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 1:02:19Speaker 01

  It's not that weird. Just bad at it.

• 1:02:21H. Foley?

  You just said the same thing.

• 1:02:22Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:02:22H. Foley?

  You didn't know whether it was, text him or not.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  No, I'm saying text them. I'm not saying I don't know. I'm saying, but yeah, at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter. And also I'm saying at the end of the day, I don't really, I, I have a poor, I'm expressing myself poorly, but it's saying, I don't really care if they care. Is the, is the part, I'm, I don't know how to really say that though. I have to go, I'm fucking.

• 1:02:45H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, at the end of the day, if they're upset with me, I have to get okay with them being upset that my toddler was late for school.

• 1:02:54H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:02:54Speaker 03

  You're also not making a habit of it, which is like a thing. Where, where I think it's like, it's a problem if it's like, hey, every day we're at, we're coming in late.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Well, I think it gets disruptive then. If they're like, hey, the other ten kids are here and when someone comes in, they tries to leave, someone cries, that makes five more kids cry. Then we're dealing with the fucking, you know.

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  Is that what it's like?

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:14H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 1:03:15Speaker 01

  It's, the first couple of days were, yeah, like a mental institution. Craziness.

• 1:03:20H. Foley?

  Just kids crying.

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  Just kids crying. Um, yeah, but.

• 1:03:25Speaker 03

  Losing their mommy and daddy.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, they don't know.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  First time.

• 1:03:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  I mean, you still cry over your fucking parents.

• 1:03:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  They're fifty. These kids, these kids are like fourteen months. They don't know what the fuck's going on.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  Um, alright, this one's from Holy Foley. Is it, I feel like we might've talked about this, but it is, is it garbage to cut up all your food on the plate and eat it? My girlfriend started doing this at a high-end steakhouse and I was mortified. I'm in the middle on this and I'm trashy. I have my, and I have poor manners, but I do it.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  I don't know. It's a nice thing. If somebody did it for me.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  So, yeah, I mean, aren't you just, you're just, you're just criticizing toddlers for crying and you want somebody to cut your yum yum, your num num?

• 1:04:10H. Foley?

  The trade. Nice little cubes of filet mignon.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  I, I'll cut, this is what I'll do. I'll cut like two to three pieces ahead of time, cause I like.

• 1:04:22H. Foley?

  Using steak as an example?

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:25H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  I'll do, like you said, I get a filet.

• 1:04:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  I'll probably cut, you know, say it's like kind of, you know, I'll cut maybe one or two slices.

• 1:04:34H. Foley?

  Slices.

• 1:04:34Speaker 01

  Then I'll probably cut each one of those slices in half. So that, that leaves me with four pieces. And then, then I'll do, because my, yes, then I'll do, cause my thing is I cut, this is the American way. I knife in my right, fork in my left.

• 1:04:51H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Right? I then put my knife down, switch my fork over, which they said, which feels trashy and is, I didn't realize until, I don't know, probably two years ago that you can't do that. Switch over and then I'll do like, if I got my mash, if I got my brussies, whatever I got going, I'll do a little combo.

• 1:05:10H. Foley?

  Of course you do.

• 1:05:11Speaker 01

  Thanksgiving dinner. But that way I have four good, clean bites.

• 1:05:15H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:16Speaker 01

  Where I don't have to do the, the heavy lifting in the middle.

• 1:05:18H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like an assembly line.

• 1:05:20H. Foley?

  Then you see, you feel after that and you start slicing again.

• 1:05:22Speaker 01

  You start slicing that. Maybe, maybe I'll do one slice. Maybe I'll do three slices.

• 1:05:26H. Foley?

  Slicing the whole steak.

• 1:05:27Speaker 01

  Conversation's going, I wanna be locked in vibe in here.

• 1:05:30H. Foley?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:05:32Speaker 01

  That's me.

• 1:05:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  And that's try, I mean, that is.

• 1:05:34H. Foley?

  Cutting it all up.

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  Cutting it all up is crazy, but you can pre-cut some. And that's coming from a, that's coming from a man child, so take that.

• 1:05:41H. Foley?

  Pre-cut half the steak you get.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  That's a lot.

• 1:05:44H. Foley?

  It's a lot, but I'm saying that's.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Half is too much.

• 1:05:47H. Foley?

  I'm not saying it's not too much.

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  Okay, sake.

• 1:05:51H. Foley?

  I'm saying that's the, that's the line line. That's the outer perimeter.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  I said, I'll.

• 1:05:56H. Foley?

  I'll give you that.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  I'll give you a third.

• 1:05:58Speaker 03

  I'd give you a third.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  A third, or maybe a quarter. I really think it's a quarter.

• 1:06:02H. Foley?

  For a lady? Nice lady?

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  I would say it's less.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  That's less for a lady. Ladies are dainty. I need my, I need my protein.

• 1:06:09H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  I'm doing my macros.

• 1:06:11H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, it's not a good look. It's not. It's child. It's like, all, all, that only other, only children, that, that happens for children. You know what I used to kinda hate, but also kinda love?

• 1:06:25Speaker 01

  When they were, when you were a kid and they'd cut half the slice of pizza? And then you get the full, like they cut the bottom of the triangle off.

• 1:06:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Like, so you got a triangle.

• 1:06:36H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  They'd cut it like here down and then leave you like two or three inches in the crust and then I would eat that. Because I guess I was like too little to hold up the full.

• 1:06:46H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  Floppy slice.

• 1:06:48H. Foley?

  They'd cut the point off?

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  Like half, like say this is the, you know, say it's, they cut like halfway.

• 1:06:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  So there's no flop, like the crust can, the integrity of the crust.

• 1:06:58H. Foley?

  There's no crust?

• 1:07:00Speaker 03

  No, it's mostly crust.

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  It's mostly crust.

• 1:07:02H. Foley?

  No, but the bottom triangle is, is all cheese and whatever.

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I would cut, that would get cut into like bites. I would eat that with a fork.

• 1:07:07H. Foley?

  See, that's my favorite part of the pizza.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:07:09H. Foley?

  That little, that, you know, the first couple bites.

• 1:07:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:13H. Foley?

  I wish they could just, you know, it was all cheese, no crust.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  Mine's a crust.

• 1:07:18H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Fun fact.

• 1:07:21H. Foley?

  Interesting.

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  Gippy?

• 1:07:25H. Foley?

  Different people can disagree. Intelligent people can disagree.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  Are they here?

• 1:07:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Those intelligent people?

• 1:07:32H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  Are at the table?

• 1:07:33H. Foley?

  Yep.

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  Talking about socks and cutting pizza?

• 1:07:35H. Foley?

  That's right.

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, you heard me.

• 1:07:37H. Foley?

  You're the one who said you liked it.

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:07:39H. Foley?

  The pizza.

• 1:07:39Speaker 01

  As a kid, yeah. As a kid, that was my favorite thing because I felt like a grown, like I felt like a real boy. You know what I mean? I get to, I get to eat the slice like my dad, you know what I mean? The crust.

• 1:07:49H. Foley?

  Oh, angry.

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  All parents loved crust, which I was just like.

• 1:07:52H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 1:07:53Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:07:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  I'll eat your crust. What the, are you a hobo? Go get another fucking slice, dickhead.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  Eat my trash.

• 1:08:02H. Foley?

  I'll eat your crust.

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  Put a little peanut butter on that?

• 1:08:07H. Foley?

  You can't yell that. You eat the crust. What the fuck I'm for?

• 1:08:10Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:08:11H. Foley?

  You said shit.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  I still have that. I was, I got wings as a starter the other day.

• 1:08:16H. Foley?

  You did?

• 1:08:17Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:08:18H. Foley?

  By yourself?

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:08:19H. Foley?

  Like solo? Like that was your appetizer?

• 1:08:23Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:08:25H. Foley?

  Huh. Were you with the misses?

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:28H. Foley?

  What'd she get as an appetizer?

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  Summer roll.

• 1:08:32H. Foley?

  Ah, yeah. With the white thing on the outside?

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:36H. Foley?

  These are chewy as shit.

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  I loved, I loved, I loved every single ingredient.

• 1:08:46H. Foley?

  What are we doing with these?

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  Alien eyeballs. What are we, what material is that stuff? Do you think I'm gonna be touching that? Open it up, put it in a tortilla and give it back to me.

• 1:08:56H. Foley?

  What is the deal with that shit?

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:08:58H. Foley?

  I don't get it.

• 1:08:59Speaker 01

  I don't either.

• 1:08:59H. Foley?

  Chewy.

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  Now.

• 1:09:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  Hey, you wanna know how to ruin a good cut of meat? Wrap it in slime. All right, we gotta wrap it up though.

• 1:09:08H. Foley?

  Gang, I'm gonna tell you right now, we love you to death. Do us a favor if you already haven't, go over there, check out that American garbage on the YouTube page.

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  End the tour.

• 1:09:15H. Foley?

  End the tour.

• 1:09:16Speaker 01

  We're on, we're on the road, coming up, uh, first dates, we got Appleton, Wisconsin. Let me just see, let me just pull it up right here, take a quick look and properly do the fricky plugs. We got Appleton, Wisconsin. We got one show at San Jose, then we got two in San Diego. Tickets are going quick for that. Uh, then we got Tacoma, Atlanta, and then wrapping it up in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, wrapping the year up strong like we do every year. Get them fricking tickets. We'll be at Parks Casino. Uh, and then there's more dates as well for 2027.

• 1:09:47H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. See you next week.

• 1:09:49Speaker 01

  Peace.