Strict Dress Code! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Gang, it's a brand new year and the boys are heading back out on the road for that Back on the Block Tour. Come on out and see us, stand-up comedy, and then you get to ask your garbage questions to me and the old Kipperino.

• 0:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, baby. It's a good time. We got Austin, Texas, Tampa, Florida, Chicago, Illinois, Bloomington, Indiana, Nashville, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Cleveland, Ohio. These shows are gonna sell out. Get your tickets. Don't snooze, you're gonna lose. We'll see you there, lovers.

• 0:24Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:43H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show where we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're good to be classy.

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:55H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:58H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's and the new addition. She's off to the theater tonight.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05H. Foley?

  Shen Yun.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Shen Yun.

• 1:08H. Foley?

  Shen Yun?

• 1:08Speaker 01

  I think it's Shen. I don't know what it is.

• 1:10H. Foley?

  I can't get my eyes on this.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. They say it's a spectacle.

• 1:13H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 1:14Speaker 01

  China before communism.

• 1:16H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:16Speaker 01

  That's what it's all about.

• 1:17H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:18H. Foley?

  What are they doing?

• 1:19Speaker 01

  I don't know. You tell me, offensive coordinator. Got the real X's and O's on this, huh? Blue 42!

• 1:26H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and their insults, apparently.

• 1:34Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:35H. Foley?

  He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, unfortunately. Give it up for JJ, Kevin, James, Ryan.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  What up, gang? Shout-out to you as always. Please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. Boys are climbing the friggin' charts. Listen, we're the little pod that could, baby. We're a bootstrapped operation. Now look at us. Number what? What were we last week?

• 2:00H. Foley?

  27?

• 2:00Speaker 01

  87. We were number 87 in all podcasts on Sp- all podcasts.

• 2:06H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  You know why?

• 2:07H. Foley?

  Why?

• 2:08Speaker 01

  We were dropping episodes during the break when nobody else was. That's when we fucking moved, daddy-o. We get in there like bedbugs. Everybody else is off in the fucking Caribbean, not the boys.

• 2:17H. Foley?

  Well, you know, they say a good defense is a good offense. That's what I tell my guys.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  And I hit their showers. And, uh, the boys on the road, New Year's, same, same Back on the Block tour. We got new cities coming. Tickets are fucking moving, gang. We got Chicago. We got Austin. I mean, these shows are more than halfway sold out and we're months away. You got Austin, you got Chicago, you got Tampa, which we're gonna be doing all filming down here, Tampa at Side Splitter, so get them tiki wiki.

• 2:46H. Foley?

  Porn's legal down here, too. It's weird. It is.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  No, not in Florida, I don't think.

• 2:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, it is. You shut the fuck up, it could be.

• 2:55Speaker 01

  Nah, cuz I got a VPN and I switched it to Miami and that still denied me.

• 2:58H. Foley?

  No, but that's, uh, that's when you're consuming, talking about production. Luke?

• 3:04Speaker 01

  Well, I think it's legal everywhere.

• 3:06H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 3:06Speaker 01

  This is Shenyun, baby. This is pre-communism.

• 3:09H. Foley?

  Why is Patty giving me such a hard time?

• 3:11Speaker 01

  He didn't pull the right permit.

• 3:15H. Foley?

  Goddamn Teamster staring at me. I'm trying to chub one up.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Guy with a boom mic. I can't do this.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  You're the new Bonnie Blue? There's a bunch of dudes waiting in ski masks.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Hello?

• 3:32H. Foley?

  Good lord!

• 3:36H. Foley?

  Hello, Wellington.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Cup of tea for the big fella, huh? Um, I, uh, I got something, man. I'm a bozo, right?

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Oh, what? Okay.

• 3:50H. Foley?

  Guys, we gotta take a walk by and say hi to Luke at the corner office.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  I don't like, uh, can the OC stop showering with the team?

• 3:59Speaker 01

  You're getting in the showers. Yeah, keep calling for showers.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  I blew it. I'm out.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  Good thing you went over to the non-comedian room. Thanks for doing that.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  Two weeks off of vacation, too. This guy's still on London time.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  I'm on mush. Mushy peas.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  Ooh, don't get me started.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Well, Doc.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  You're fucked up. I'm a bozo. Yeah.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  I'm a bozo, right?

• 4:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  I...

• 4:23H. Foley?

  Well...

• 4:23Speaker 01

  What?

• 4:24H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  You do.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  I'm not as, I mean, I'm better than you in most, most socials.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  Socially, yeah.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  Well, as you know, um, me, me and my broad and uh,

• 4:38H. Foley?

  The lady.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  And the baby did a nice little,

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Your family.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  My family did a road trip from Florida back home.

• 4:44H. Foley?

  Muleen.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Muleen.

• 4:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 4:47H. Foley?

  Keeping all the diapers. That's why Henry Hill did it.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Uh, listen, that ain't, that fuck, that ain't Similac. Um.

• 4:55H. Foley?

  Sima smack. Luke, god damn it when I tell you.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Ha ha ha.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Hey, good one, boss.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  So, uh, one of our stops was the wonderful Baltimore.

• 5:10H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  Baltimore city.

• 5:11H. Foley?

  B-town.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  B-town.

• 5:13H. Foley?

  Right?

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Now we're there, so, um, we had, we had drove, uh, we were down in Orlando.

• 5:20H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  So I didn't really, and I, I was expected to be by a pool and hanging out.

• 5:24H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  So I didn't really have any like, nice, formal wear.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 5:29Speaker 01

  Right? And the nice clothes.

• 5:30H. Foley?

  You didn't bring dinner clothes?

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Nah, well, t-shirts.

• 5:33H. Foley?

  But I thought you were supposed to go to, uh, the STX, the steakhouse.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can wear a t-shirt to that. Like a nice t-shirt, you know what I mean? What are we doing?

• 5:40H. Foley?

  You can.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 5:42H. Foley?

  You got a chain on the outside.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Flashing some ice.

• 5:46H. Foley?

  I was gonna get you a chain.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  I got one.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  No, a real one.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  I have a real one.

• 5:50H. Foley?

  No, you do not. That's fake gold.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  No, it's not.

• 5:53H. Foley?

  Moody gold, as the gypsies call it.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  What?

• 5:56H. Foley?

  I don't know, it was a snatch.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 5:57H. Foley?

  Chuck full of moody gold. Make sure that's not racist.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Chat GPT says, that is. Um. So we get, so it's a long arduous journey, right? We're staying in hotels, jumping fucking shitty motel, decent motel, shitty motel. We get to Baltimore.

• 6:17H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  And I go, you know what? We, we've been kinda wearing the same clothes, because we didn't have cold weather clothes.

• 6:22H. Foley?

  Right.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  Right? So I had one pair of pants and one hoodie.

• 6:25H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  And same with my wife, so we've been like, just kinda, we just needed a change. So we went to a polo outlet.

• 6:32H. Foley?

  You did?

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Stopped at a polo outlet, whole family got fucking flaced out.

• 6:36H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  In a polo outlet, you couldn't tell me shit.

• 6:38H. Foley?

  You were in the Ralph Lauren line instead?

• 6:39Speaker 01

  All of us, dude, all of us got a fucking polo outlet.

• 6:42H. Foley?

  Those cardboard shoes they sell at Penn Station?

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Those things stink.

• 6:46H. Foley?

  I picked them up a couple of times.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Out at the NY Fashions.

• 6:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  Um.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  So I did, I bought a hoodie. I bought like a, I bought a hoodie and then whatever, so we- Oh, you bought a nice hoodie to go out to dinner? No, we weren't going out to dinner at this time. Uh huh. We were just, we're just, I'm like, I need a hoodie. What are you guys on the run? What the fuck? Kind of like that. Well, I mean, what, what are we doing? I, I, we were in- What color did she dye her hair? She cut it. Like, I cut her hair and like, born, born identity. Put a mustache on the baby?

• 7:15Speaker 01

  He's 32!

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Talk to a veteran like that? Um, so we decide, we, you know, we, we get to Baltimore, I go, you know what, there's a nice steakhouse that I get my eyes on. Capital? No. Okay. It's called The Ruxton Steakhouse. Oh, I know it. How do you know it? I, no, I- You, how do you know it? I know the Ruxton. How? Huh? What, exactly? I know the family. The Ruxton family? Yes. Okay. So we go- Maryland Ruxtons. Got, the Ruxtons from Maryland. Yes. The steak family. Yes. That's big steak money. It's a lot of steak money. So we go, uh, 4.4 stars. Nice. I got a pair of jeans on. I bought a- Wait, you bring Junior?

• 8:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, I call. I make sure, I make sure they accommodate kids. They say, yeah, kids of all ages are welcome. So you got him parked next to the table like he's a Caesar salad?

• 8:12Speaker 01

  They make it at the table. No, he's in a highchair. They say- No way! We welcome kids from, kids of all ages and we'll provide- You give him a little something? He did, he did the wagyu taste, didn't he?

• 8:25Speaker 01

  Munch on that, little fuckhead.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  So, we get- He probably looks cute in a little highchair. We get in there, uh, right, you know, I know how to operate in these situations pretty, you know, decent. You've been out to eat with me at a nice joint? Yeah. I got, I got a pair of jeans on, right? That's how I got a pair of jeans on. Uh huh. Uh- Your Ralph Rolo, Ralph Rolo hoodie? No, no hoodie. I got a nice, brand new, uh, t-shirt. Okay. Right? Nice t-shirt, black t-shirt, or like navy blue t-shirt, nice. And I bought a, uh, it was 50% off a polo puffer. Like, you know, like one of those like, uh, not like a big puff, but like a, one of the things that those rich guys wear.

• 9:06H. Foley?

  You know who's wearing them a lot these days?

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Who?

• 9:08H. Foley?

  Matt Dillon and fucking Ben Stiller. Going into the Knicks games.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Sure, something like that.

• 9:15H. Foley?

  That Knicks lineup, everybody going in, shut up.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Hey, you little jelly.

• 9:19H. Foley?

  Ah, get out of here.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  Little jelly.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  Bullshit.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  So...

• 9:23H. Foley?

  Everybody, nix, nix.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  I'm a little, I'm a little upset.

• 9:26H. Foley?

  Shut up to the Knicks.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  I'm a little, uh...

• 9:30Speaker 01

  You know, I'm like, I'm taking a baby to a nice restaurant, Sunday, it's like early, it's like...

• 9:35H. Foley?

  Is he crying?

• 9:36Speaker 01

  It's like six, no, he was, he was great, it was like six something.

• 9:38H. Foley?

  Cause I'll lose it.

• 9:39Speaker 01

  So it's not that late, right? Also, I'm not late, you know, so it's like six something.

• 9:44H. Foley?

  You're not there at 10 when the, when the...

• 9:46Speaker 01

  It's popping.

• 9:46H. Foley?

  When the dealers are in there.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  You know what I mean, yeah. Uh, so I'm like, I wanna go in, we're gonna, it says all kids are welcome, there was no like age, so I go, okay. Um... We get there, they're super accommodating. Now I'm, I'm in my jean, I got jeans on, like dark jeans, I look like I could go into, I've worn worse to restaurants in New York.

• 10:04H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 10:05H. Foley?

  I've worn a bathing suit.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Sure. So I'm like, I got, I got a brand new, nice t-shirt on, dark pair of jeans, pair of clean Nike, clean Jordans.

• 10:15H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  I look alright.

• 10:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  And I got my, I got my polo puffer on, you know what I mean?

• 10:20H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 10:21Speaker 01

  So I roll in, they go...

• 10:22H. Foley?

  It's a jacket?

• 10:23Speaker 01

  Jacket, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:24H. Foley?

  Winter coat?

• 10:24Speaker 01

  But like light.

• 10:25H. Foley?

  What'd that set you back?

• 10:26Speaker 01

  I was 50% off, not paying, I forget what it was, but 50% off.

• 10:28H. Foley?

  Is it one of the, like, the quilted ones or whatever?

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, like the thin...

• 10:32H. Foley?

  Not quilted.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  The thin lines, yeah, pretty, you know, something like his dad would wear.

• 10:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? That's, I, I felt like a, I felt like a businessman, like, on, standing on the, watching his kid's T-ball game.

• 10:42H. Foley?

  His dad probably didn't buy it at an outlet.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  Sure. Hey, you don't know, you don't, you, you know...

• 10:47H. Foley?

  Yeah, he doesn't strike me as a...

• 10:48Speaker 03

  The MCs love a deal.

• 10:49H. Foley?

  Do they?

• 10:50Speaker 03

  They do.

• 10:50H. Foley?

  I bet they do.

• 10:51Speaker 01

  Um, so...

• 10:53H. Foley?

  That was harsh.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  I go in and, uh, they're super accommodating, like, hey, you wanna park your stroller behind the hostess desk, you know, I go, oh, yeah, that'd be great.

• 11:00H. Foley?

  Put it up front with the good ones.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  Making sure it's facing out, too, and get the fuck out of here.

• 11:05H. Foley?

  You're rolling to a steakhouse with a stroller?

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  Listen, they said they accommodate kids, right? It's okay. So I, so they're super nice, hey.

• 11:14H. Foley?

  Nah, he ain't mine, he's my nephew.

• 11:16Speaker 01

  They're super nice. They go, hey, we have this four-top here, like, on the edge, or we can put you, like, one of the bigger tables with, like, the booths.

• 11:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, they got to, they're gonna kiss your ass.

• 11:24Speaker 01

  Why?

• 11:24H. Foley?

  I don't know, because they're probably gonna write a bad review. I went in there with my uber-sized baby. He's in a barber chair?

• 11:34Speaker 01

  So...

• 11:37Speaker 01

  Couldn't have been more, because it's nice, sweet. We go sit down, they get him the high chair. I plop him in the high chair, the broad sits down.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  I, you know, I fucking, I got my puffer on, I take my puffer off, I, I put it on the chair.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  No coat check?

• 11:54Speaker 01

  No coat check, it's okay, but I go, it's all right, we got our stuff.

• 11:56H. Foley?

  Was there a coat check?

• 11:57Speaker 01

  No, not that I saw, and they didn't offer, there wa, there wasn't. They might have not where a normal coat check was.

• 12:03H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  There was no coat check. So, I take my puffer off, I put it on the big, nice, like, corporate steakhouse chairs.

• 12:10H. Foley?

  Love them.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  You know, you're fucking, you got the armrest, yeah, you're great, it's great.

• 12:14H. Foley?

  So you put yours on the other chair?

• 12:15Speaker 01

  I put mine in the other chair.

• 12:16H. Foley?

  Not behind you?

• 12:17Speaker 01

  With his, it wouldn't fit behind, because I think, like, the armrest or something like that.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  So...

• 12:22H. Foley?

  I'm not a big boy no more.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 12:25H. Foley?

  Hang mine on two of them.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  I put everything...

• 12:28H. Foley?

  Let that dry.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  Got it on the bar.

• 12:32H. Foley?

  It's covering the espresso machine.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Now, I'm like, you know, we're, uh, we're people of like, we know, we don't belong in nice places.

• 12:40H. Foley?

  Us?

• 12:41Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 12:41H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  Right, so, I walk in there and I'm a little hesitant, I'm like, oh, am I bringing a baby? And then I look over, there's a woman at the bar. At the bar section of the restaurant, nice bar, night, great night, beautiful bar. She's sitting there in a Ravens jersey, it's a Sunday night, she's in a Ravens jersey.

• 12:57H. Foley?

  Fair enough.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Right, so I go, oh, this is, this is cashy-waggy, we're hanging out. I sit down.

• 13:04H. Foley?

  Take your shoes off?

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Take my puffer off, hostess comes over, says, "Sir, all gentlemen are required to wear a shirt with a collar."

• 13:14Speaker 01

  I said what?

• 13:15H. Foley?

  What the fuck? You couldn't have called me at the hosting? Embarrassed me in front of my son? You bitch. What about fucking Lamar Jackson over there? Sucking down a fucking wedge salad? Didn't say shit to her.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  I go, this girl's tailgating at the fucking...

• 13:33H. Foley?

  I know what Ray Lewis looks like, and that ain't Ray Lewis, bitch.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  So I go, she goes, "You can put your jacket back on." And I got fucked for a...

• 13:42H. Foley?

  Have a nice sweaty meal?

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Sweating, dude. I can look like I'm on a ski lift.

• 13:47H. Foley?

  Cricket lift tickets hanging on?

• 13:48Speaker 01

  Can't be eating steak like that.

• 13:50H. Foley?

  No!

• 13:51Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? So she goes, "We do have jackets for..." "We have jackets..."

• 13:56H. Foley?

  That's a nice joint.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  She goes, "We have jackets for..."

• 14:00H. Foley?

  Get on the table, please!

• 14:01Speaker 01

  And I went, I don't know what, I go, I was embarrassed. Thoroughly embarrassed, but I go, you know what?

• 14:06H. Foley?

  You got something in a members only?

• 14:09Speaker 01

  You got something from a polo outlet? I go, "I'll take the jacket."

• 14:14H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  Now it's a bit of a... People clock this around me. Table full of fucking...

• 14:21H. Foley?

  Do they have a little one for the baby? That'd be cute.

• 14:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, I go, this fucking guy, I think he might have had a collar or something. At least a bit of a ascot or something like that. There's a table of four cool ass, well dressed, rich black dudes behind me that see this go down. And I heard just a, "Ah." Like they felt, dude, I felt, I heard them, it just, it sucked.

• 14:47H. Foley?

  Forgot your coat, huh, officer?

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Fucking yeah. So, they, so then she comes back over and I gotta put it on.

• 14:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, try it on.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  In the show and now, I'm a bigger guy, I've been a bigger...

• 14:59H. Foley?

  Do they have one of those, they have one of those three sided mirrors? Put your fat ass up there.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  I hate those things. An Italian guy checking my inseam? Now I gotta, I gotta roll the dice on this blazer.

• 15:10H. Foley?

  Probably got birdie sauce on it.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  There's stain on it. Stain on it, for sure. I go, but then I'm going, this fucking ladies.

• 15:16H. Foley?

  Do you have to walk around it like a rental car? Say, stain was here. Get charged for this.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  I got my own insurance, thank you very much. That's how they get you.

• 15:25H. Foley?

  Nah, I'm paying with an Amex.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  Um.

• 15:28H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  So.

• 15:30H. Foley?

  They couldn't have said something.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  I, but I gotta be, yeah, but so I gotta try it on in the fucking dining room after this fucking hoopla. And then one of the black dudes said, it looked pretty, he goes, it looks pretty good.

• 15:39H. Foley?

  Did he?

• 15:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, hit, no, hit.

• 15:41H. Foley?

  That's nice.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  Hit me with.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  Baby first, or?

• 15:42Speaker 01

  Go baby first.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 15:45H. Foley?

  Hey!

• 15:45Speaker 01

  There I am.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  There he is.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Right?

• 15:47H. Foley?

  That's your jacket?

• 15:48Speaker 01

  That's my jacket.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  That's a nice joint.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Not, nice joint.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  So then, but hit the one from the, it looks pretty good, and I gotta be honest with you, a blazer and t-shirt, I might be.

• 15:59H. Foley?

  You look like you're lost. Like someone just handed you that baby.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  He's a heavy baby.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Look at that, though. That looks pretty good.

• 16:08H. Foley?

  That looks, looks like you worked there.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  I know. Yeah, punch in on it.

• 16:11H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 16:13Speaker 01

  That looks pretty good. I, I, I gotta, I gotta sideways one, too. I did a profile.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  That's very nice.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  The, the only thing that, I looked, then I looked like I really belonged.

• 16:22H. Foley?

  Let's start doing blazers.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  Blazers and t-shirts, like we could, like the eighties, bring that back.

• 16:26H. Foley?

  Alright, I'm in.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  You're in?

• 16:28H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Let's go.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 16:29Speaker 01

  I gotta tell you, I sat there and went, I feel pretty good. I feel nice, I feel like I belong. Is embarrassing?

• 16:37H. Foley?

  Can we do stand-up in those? Like, if we got spots in the city?

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 16:40H. Foley?

  You think? Looking an idiot, though, if you're up there bombing with a blazer.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  And the problem with.

• 16:43H. Foley?

  I've been there.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I've been so bad, you ain't got a fucking blazer or nothing. The problem with that is, you don't,

• 16:50Speaker 01

  you don't get it dry cleaned every time, so like, by the twentieth wear, it, you, you need like one for every day, and you gotta, because they, they don't, fat guys don't wear blazers well.

• 17:01H. Foley?

  What do you think guys in the fucking bathroom?

• 17:03Speaker 01

  Nobody was in there. That was on feet, that was the ladies' room.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  You look like an alien.

• 17:11H. Foley?

  I'm here to meet your president.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  The sleeves are a little short, though.

• 17:15H. Foley?

  A little short.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  Functionality sleeves are a little short.

• 17:18H. Foley?

  Yeah. Kev, let's talk about Brunt Workwear.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Shout out to Brunt Workwear gang.

• 17:22H. Foley?

  We're talking about Brunt Workwear, the best in the business. Founder, Eric Gourillard. Grew up a blue collar, started Brunt Workwear after his friends and tradesmen kept telling him that the big brands had stopped listening and didn't change for over 100 years.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  They didn't care about the little man.

• 17:38H. Foley?

  They didn't care about the little man.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  They cared about corporate profits.

• 17:41H. Foley?

  Because you know how things go. If you got comfort, you sacrifice style. Okay, if you got style, you sacrifice durability. But not when you're wearing Brunt. They're the best work boots you're ever gonna wear. Do yourself a favor and check them out.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  Yes, these are no doubt the most comfortable boots you're ever gonna wear. The good thing is, if you've ever worked, blue collar job, a construction job, trucking, whatever, you wear a pair of boots.

• 18:04H. Foley?

  That we've done.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  You know, you put them on, they're stiffer than a three-year-old whatever this thing is.

• 18:11H. Foley?

  You gotta break them in.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  You gotta break them in. Not with Brunt. They come, they're comfy, right from Jump Street. And Brunt stands behind what they make. You can wear them to work, and if they're not the right fit, send them back. I don't know any other brand doing that. I'm telling you that right now. That's a company that stands behind their product. And right now, for a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at Brunt when you use the code garbage at checkout. Just head to BruntWorkwear.com, use the code garbage, and you'll be good to go. Brunt was tired of the workwear brands out there cutting corners. You work too hard to be stuck in uncomfortable boots that don't hold up, so they built something better. Boots that are insanely comfortable and built for any job site. For a limited time, like I said, our listeners get $10 off at Brunt when they use the code garbage at checkout. Just head to BruntWorkwear.com, use the code garbage, and you're good to go.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  And after you order, they're gonna ask you how you heard about Brunt. Do us a favor. Tell them a boy sent you.

• 18:58H. Foley?

  A boy sent you.

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Do it.

• 19:01H. Foley?

  Kev, let's talk about Shopify.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  Shopify, Shopify, Shopify.

• 19:04H. Foley?

  Calling all our small business owners out there.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  And the side hustlers.

• 19:08H. Foley?

  And the side hustlers, of course. Do yourself a favor, use Shopify. Shopify's point of sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations across up to 1,000 locations. That's a big operation right there. We use Shopify. You buy the merch on the road at the meet and greets, that's Shopify.

• 19:31Speaker 01

  Online Shopify.

• 19:32H. Foley?

  Online Shopify. Didn't always use that. It was kind of a nightmare.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Bozos.

• 19:36H. Foley?

  Till we got Shopify. Now we're cooking, baby.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, for a lot of people that are like, you know, we have a lot of people who make or craftsmen or whatever, make stuff and sell it at a, you know, whether you're at a flea market, at a trade fair, at a whatever, you can do it there, you can do it online, everything talks and keeps it simpatico, baby. Acquiring new customers is very expensive and the Shopify POS, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experience and first-party data that gives you marketing teams a competitive edge. You get all the info so you know who your customers are and how you can talk to them. That's important. If you're out there, you know that. Get all the big stuff for your small business right with Shopify, that's a great slogan. Sign up for the $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/garbage. Go to Shopify.com/garbage, one more time, Shopify.com/garbage.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  Now, back to the show.

• 20:25H. Foley?

  Back to the show.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  But, now what would you have, what would you have taken the jacket knowingly one was gonna fit? Say that. So like, there's, you know.

• 20:33H. Foley?

  Yeah, of course, just for the fun of it. Yeah, absolutely. Walked out with that shit, too.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  I know, I was thinking about it, if it would've had a cool crest on it.

• 20:41H. Foley?

  They got you, though.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, they got the crest.

• 20:43H. Foley?

  Probably bang you out, 500 bucks for that thing.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  But I didn't think that happened anymore. That was like 1980 shit.

• 20:49H. Foley?

  Going to a nice place, man.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  I mean, nice place, the girl's got the fucking jersey on, and I get that it-

• 20:53H. Foley?

  She's at the bar.

• 20:54Speaker 01

  Come on, though.

• 20:55H. Foley?

  You could've went to the bar.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  Come on. Come on, the bar.

• 20:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, listen, you're in Baltimore, she's got a Ravens jersey on.

• 21:04Speaker 01

  You're allowing a football jersey in your establishment and then tell me I have to wear a collar?

• 21:09H. Foley?

  It's a football town, go Birds. I'm with them on that.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  What?

• 21:13H. Foley?

  Yeah, listen.

• 21:14Speaker 01

  That's crazy, dude.

• 21:15H. Foley?

  You show up with your on-the-run family, with your fucking rented minivan parked outside, they knew you were fucking skitching out of Florida.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  Sure. But you gotta give me-

• 21:28H. Foley?

  Probably hitchhiked there.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  Dude, a jersey? I get that it's game day.

• 21:32H. Foley?

  On a lady.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  That's worse.

• 21:35H. Foley?

  No, it's not. Sexy.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  It was not.

• 21:39H. Foley?

  Maybe that is right, Louis.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  She looked like a nose tackle. She was sucking back Schlitz at the bar out of a can, okay?

• 21:48H. Foley?

  Out of what?

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Out of a can.

• 21:50H. Foley?

  I thought you said out of her hand.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  No, um.

• 21:53H. Foley?

  But the guys, the cool guys next to you gave you the thumbs up.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  I think they were just realized I was in a bad spot and needed this. They were also like, your son's, the guys like, because he, at one point, the baby threw his pacifier at their table.

• 22:08H. Foley?

  Hey, you like that?

• 22:11Speaker 01

  Not that, it just went under one of their chairs and they got it and the guy's like, I bring my two kids here all the time. They're screamers. This kid's actually really good, you know? He's very, he's very well behaved or he's doing, he's doing well. Because I was like, I'm sorry about that.

• 22:24H. Foley?

  Thumbs up from cool black dudes.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I felt like, I felt like their son as well. I felt like here's four distinguished gentlemen, all here on a Sunday night, talking business, what, portfolios?

• 22:35H. Foley?

  Now, what if they would have picked up?

• 22:36Speaker 01

  I'm here in a borrowed jacket with stains on it.

• 22:38H. Foley?

  What if they would have picked up your check?

• 22:41Speaker 01

  They wouldn't have wanted to. It was expensive. It was expensive.

• 22:48H. Foley?

  You got the jacket, but you fucking.

• 22:49Speaker 01

  Well, that's then I overcompensated.

• 22:51H. Foley?

  Lucas Patoukas pulling up the menu.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  All right.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  House made tater tots and caviar. What the hell's that all about?

• 22:59Speaker 01

  You want a rundown of what we did?

• 23:00H. Foley?

  I think I could guess.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Okay, go for it.

• 23:03H. Foley?

  Um, appetizers wise, you could have done the sliders. Um, sometimes you'll go in for that steak tartare, but you get a little squirrely with it.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  I don't, she does, I don't. We didn't do an app.

• 23:16H. Foley?

  You didn't do an app, you just went entrees. Luke, next page.

• 23:19Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, I apologize. Go up. We did something, no, we did.

• 23:22H. Foley?

  Crab cocktail.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  We did a soup. I don't know where the soup is.

• 23:25H. Foley?

  You shared a soup?

• 23:26Speaker 01

  Lobster bisque.

• 23:29H. Foley?

  You're a dirtbag.

• 23:30Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 23:32H. Foley?

  Butternut lobster bisque? That's too much.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, if I'm telling you, if I didn't overcompensate-

• 23:37H. Foley?

  Twenty-two bucks?

• 23:38Speaker 01

  If I didn't overcompensate-

• 23:39H. Foley?

  I'm getting a jacket before you got to a joint like this.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  If I didn't overcompensate on the order-

• 23:44H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Cause I was embarrassed about the jacket, you're dead wrong, guy. I went fucking-

• 23:50H. Foley?

  I'd like to purchase your chandelier, please.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  Dude, I went-

• 23:55H. Foley?

  Are you taking investors at any point?

• 23:57Speaker 01

  It was embarrassing. My wife was embarrassed. My wife goes, "Do you prefer the soup or the salad or whatever?" And the guy's like, "I like the salad." I go, "We're doing both. We're getting..." I was so obtuse. I... It was... It was like my card got declined and I doubled it.

• 24:14H. Foley?

  First time having a balsamic vinaigrette, eh, sir?

• 24:19Speaker 01

  Don't skim me on a croutons either.

• 24:25H. Foley?

  Man, I've asked for extra croutons on a salad, you gotta look.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. They knew I did. I just don't belong in those joints.

• 24:31H. Foley?

  You don't.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  I just don't. I mean, they're with my-

• 24:33H. Foley?

  How many cards you put that on?

• 24:34Speaker 01

  What?

• 24:35H. Foley?

  How many cards did you put that on?

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Well, earlier in the day, my debit card got declined. I think cause I was traveling. I was moving through so many states.

• 24:43H. Foley?

  Yeah, no shit.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  They fucking shut me down.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  So that's what happens when they get... We got shut down at the polo outlet.

• 24:53H. Foley?

  You did?

• 24:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. That's what... I mean, that's why I guess where people go once-

• 24:57H. Foley?

  You're Kevin Ryan?

• 24:58Speaker 01

  Once they steal a credit card, you end up at the polo outlet, getting fucking-

• 25:01H. Foley?

  When you really think about it, two people and a baby look real suspicious. You really do.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  You're up to something.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  You're moving quick.

• 25:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  You're on a...

• 25:11H. Foley?

  No jacket?

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:13H. Foley?

  Yeah. Can you say that we were here since 5 o'clock?

• 25:17Speaker 01

  I make some calls. Behind the desk, calling people. You'll remember me, right? I got a facial remember. Nice guy came in, didn't have a jacket.

• 25:28H. Foley?

  I need a landline and a laminate machine.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Guys have a Xerox machine here?

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Can you put this with your outgoing mail, please?

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, uh...

• 25:45H. Foley?

  But the Jordans were okay.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Listen, there was a guy in a hoodie behind me. Balenciaga hoodie. Might have been knocked off, I don't know. But that's like, you're in a hoodie. Listen, I'm aware, I didn't roll up in a fucking shorts and a tank top. I looked nice. I had her fooled at the hostess stand until the shirt came off, then all of a sudden there's these formalities of a collar, no collar.

• 26:11H. Foley?

  Was the lady at the host stand?

• 26:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's the hostess was the one that grabbed me.

• 26:18H. Foley?

  So she saw you, sat you, and then hit you with that?

• 26:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:24H. Foley?

  Now I wonder if you would have been like, "I'm not wearing my jacket while I eat." "I'll get soup on it."

• 26:30Speaker 01

  I just said... "That I'm going to order, because I have the money. I'm financially sound."

• 26:38H. Foley?

  Well, if you want to lose a customer that's going to order soup and salad, go right ahead.

• 26:44H. Foley?

  We were going to split a dessert.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  We didn't.

• 26:48H. Foley?

  You didn't?

• 26:49Speaker 01

  No.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  How many Manhattans did you have?

• 26:53Speaker 01

  I had one.

• 26:54H. Foley?

  Kevin?

• 26:55Speaker 01

  And an IPA.

• 26:56H. Foley?

  And an IPA, an India Pale Ale.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  It pairs well with the wagyu tasting.

• 27:02H. Foley?

  Is that what you did?

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 27:03H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  Three ounces of all four of our exceptional wagyu cuts. They did not like it when I asked it for well done.

• 27:10H. Foley?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  What?

• 27:18H. Foley?

  I would blur that out.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  When I tell you I was embarrassed. I had to over-order. I was so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed.

• 27:26H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 27:30H. Foley?

  That wagyu shit is, it's a fucking scam, people.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 27:34H. Foley?

  It's not that good.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  It was good and Nadine had never had it.

• 27:37H. Foley?

  Three ounces of steak? That's fucking criminal, man.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  No, it's 12 ounces.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Whatever.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  I mean, that's significant. That's four times the difference. It's 12 ounces.

• 27:47H. Foley?

  But giving somebody a three ounce steak, that's not a steak, that's a tidbit.

• 27:52H. Foley?

  It's a burn end.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  It's, sure, which I do love. Gimme the, gimme the end to anything.

• 27:57H. Foley?

  You know who's doing them now? Uh, Arby's. They're just doing cups of meat.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Man, we are, we are devolved.

• 28:06H. Foley?

  You don't need a jacket and air. You're going there with no shoes on.

• 28:10Speaker 01

  Probably hire you. Um, yeah.

• 28:13H. Foley?

  Wow, look at you. Man, talk about that dichotomy of trash and class.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:20H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 28:20Speaker 01

  Which like it was-

• 28:21H. Foley?

  How confident were you, sorry to cut you off, how confident were you that the card was gonna go through?

• 28:25Speaker 01

  I was a little rattled. I mean, I put it on the credit card. That wasn't, I wasn't rolling the dice with the, with the, but a guy, a guy across from me got denied on a fucking, on a date. It was embarrassing. So this place stinks. People are getting denied left and right.

• 28:37H. Foley?

  No, Roxton's is a good spot.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  You got fucking Ray Lewis when the fi- at the bar, like, listen. You can be hoity-toity, but you don't, you don't get fucking, also, a bunch of people were in there celebrating birthdays.

• 28:49H. Foley?

  What's wrong with that, Kevin?

• 28:50Speaker 01

  Cake on the ta- you're bringing, you're bringing outside cake in on the table and shit.

• 28:53H. Foley?

  This guy's a reaching.

• 28:54Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 28:55H. Foley?

  You're reaching.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  You can't tell me-

• 28:57H. Foley?

  You showed up without a collared shirt, sir.

• 28:59Speaker 01

  Sure. Is there any, well, find the, does it, is there anywhere on the website that says a collared shirt? Probably a pop-up right away that I missed. I denied the cookies.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't belong in nice places. I get embarrassed. I don't have good clothes.

• 29:15H. Foley?

  Thank God it fit ya.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  But like, this would, this would be okay, but this would be significantly worse than how I look. I had a nice fitted t-shirt on. Polo. Fitted polo t-shirt on.

• 29:27H. Foley?

  You went all out of the outlet, didn't ya?

• 29:30Speaker 01

  Had to get while the getting's good.

• 29:31H. Foley?

  It's got a sticker on the back.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  Return it in.

• 29:37H. Foley?

  House Rules.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  We aim, uh, House Rules. The Ruxton Dining Policy. We aim to create a memorable and unparalleled dining experience at the Ruxton with our refined and elevated dining atmosphere, and we ask that you keep in mind our business casual dress code when dining with us. Please refrain from the following: short or sleeveless t-shirts and tank tops for gentlemen. I didn't have that. Hooded sweatshirt.

• 29:57H. Foley?

  You had a short sleeve t-shirt. It's the first one.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  I thought it was shorts.

• 30:00H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 30:01Speaker 01

  Uh, sorry. Hooded sweatshirts. Guy behind me had a hoodie on it. Clothing that is offensive, including but not limited to explicit language, graphics, exposed undergarments, or overly revealing clothing, sweatpants, and joggers. Jackets are not required, however, for gentlemen. With t-shirts, we are able to provide one if needed.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Children under 16 are not subject to dress policy.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  Guests are required to be 21 years of age unless accompanied by a supervisor...

• 30:26H. Foley?

  Let me ask you this. How was the Griffin? Nothing on that? You gotta be kidding me, dickhead.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  I didn't fully get it, if I'm being honest.

• 30:34H. Foley?

  That's a Griffin.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  I get that. What, did I eat them? What's the...

• 30:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, dumbass.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  I mean, why would I...

• 30:40H. Foley?

  Like, it's on the menu. Luke got it.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, Harry Potter.

• 30:43H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Harry Potter, that's what it's from.

• 30:45Speaker 01

  Hey, Dumbledore.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, Dumbledore.

• 30:47H. Foley?

  First of all, Harry Potter's not a claim to the Griffin. It's been around years before that.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Popularized.

• 30:53H. Foley?

  Why? What, Griffin Door?

• 30:55Speaker 03

  No, there's a Griffin in Harry Potter.

• 30:57H. Foley?

  Huh. I didn't see it. I read the book.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  And that's it from the door corner.

• 31:04Speaker 01

  Nerd alert.

• 31:05H. Foley?

  I got a new Star Wars ship, by the way. We're doing an unboxing. Hey, you're a fucking scumbag.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 31:15H. Foley?

  I didn't have to tell you.

• 31:16Speaker 01

  I can't believe you're on their side on this. As a guy who doesn't own a shirt with a collar.

• 31:21H. Foley?

  I'll tell you what I'm not on the side of. You fucking spending that money on that wagyu t-shirt. Get a flight of beers or something, will you?

• 31:28Speaker 01

  We, uh, we positioned it as our...

• 31:30H. Foley?

  Did you share that?

• 31:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. Along with a filet.

• 31:33H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 31:35Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 31:36H. Foley?

  Fucking Gary Breko over here. Take it easy on the protein, buddy.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  We spun it as our Christmas present to each other. Cause we didn't do presents. So this was our... Also, I was real embarrassed. I came up with that idea at the table.

• 31:51H. Foley?

  We gotta buy this joint.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. I had, fuck, I had to, I had to fuck it.

• 31:55H. Foley?

  It's not like anybody heard.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  The guys behind me did.

• 32:00Speaker 01

  And dude, I'm the only guy, I sit down and I stand, she brings over a jacket, I stand up and I have to try the jacket on?

• 32:06H. Foley?

  No, what I'm saying, not like anybody heard what you ordered.

• 32:09Speaker 01

  No, the staff, I wanted that to rumble through.

• 32:11H. Foley?

  Oh, he got the tasting menu.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's got cash.

• 32:15H. Foley?

  Fucking idiots out there spending his rent money.

• 32:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm dumb, I don't-

• 32:21H. Foley?

  I don't know what he's feeding the baby.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  I don't belong in those situations.

• 32:24H. Foley?

  Did you give the baby anything that you were eating?

• 32:26Speaker 01

  No.

• 32:27H. Foley?

  No?

• 32:28Speaker 01

  Fucking wasted lego on his stupid ass, he nuts?

• 32:32H. Foley?

  I don't even have a collared shirt on.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, if I can eat a hot dog, he don't know.

• 32:36H. Foley?

  I'm excited for when he starts eating.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  I bet you are. Take up whatever, yeah, whatever he drops, you and Hans. Uh, all that's neither here nor there, we got a gosh darn family episode on our hands, gang.

• 32:48H. Foley?

  To the business at 2-4.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  As you know, when you join the old Patreon, uh, you can ask your garbage question.

• 32:56Speaker 01

  Uh, and let's get into it. Uh, this one's from Sam, $10 homie, never had one read. Have you ever had a friend with a glass eye? My brother and I had one growing up, one time at a local wrestling match in Albertville, Alabama. We had some kids trying to pick a fight with us. Our boy took his eye out and said, "You think you're tough."

• 33:17Speaker 01

  He took, he took his eye out with his fingers and scared the kid shitless. That's a pro move, that is like...

• 33:26Speaker 01

  That's the end-all, be-all move if you're a kid.

• 33:28H. Foley?

  They really nailed those. The glass eyes.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, until they, I mean, yeah. They're like not, I always thought, they're not full, they're just like fronts.

• 33:40H. Foley?

  Nuh-uh.

• 33:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:41H. Foley?

  It's not a whole eye?

• 33:42Speaker 01

  My mom had a friend, worked with a woman who became her friend and she had one, she lost it, I think, while we knew her. She passed away, but she lost it.

• 33:51H. Foley?

  Who gets the eye?

• 33:52Speaker 01

  I don't know, but it's just like a little piece of like-

• 33:54H. Foley?

  Really?

• 33:55Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 33:56H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 33:56Speaker 01

  That's what I remember, yeah. I don't-

• 33:59H. Foley?

  I'd want a full one.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  I don't think it can like pop in there, though.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  Why not?

• 34:04Speaker 01

  I, I think like the, the physics of it, I don't know. I mean, it'd have to be squishy? I don't know how, I don't know how it works. What do you got, Luke?

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, they're usually fronts or shells made of acrylic, not full spheres. Uh, they're custom fitted to like, fit over the orbital implant, so I guess like that, there's like a ball there to place over.

• 34:23H. Foley?

  Oh, God love you.

• 34:26H. Foley?

  Man.

• 34:26Speaker 01

  I remember telling you the time, they were kids, my uncle got in a fight down at the playground, down at McVeigh, they'd all fight at the playground. And, uh, he got rocked, I guess, his fucking eye was swollen, and he went home and sneezed and his eye fell out. And my mom saw it, and it was just hanging. Man, she is scarred for life.

• 34:48Speaker 01

  Shout out Uncle Ben, he sneezed in the press, I guess he like held his nose or something, the pressure popped it right out. Yikes.

• 34:57H. Foley?

  Couldn't have clams for a while, eh?

• 34:59Speaker 01

  Yikes. Uh, alright, let's see here, um...

• 35:04H. Foley?

  This is gonna be real sad, but I saw that, uh, a cat got ran over by a car and his eyeballs popped out, it was so sad.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:11H. Foley?

  I had to shovel it into a fucking, uh...

• 35:13Speaker 01

  Deep fryer?

• 35:15H. Foley?

  A trash bag. It was the saddest thing ever.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  Why'd you have to do it?

• 35:18H. Foley?

  Cause I was, I don't know, I was there. My uncle's like, get the shovel.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Whose cat was it?

• 35:22H. Foley?

  Just a neighborhood cat.

• 35:23Speaker 01

  You had to, you're picking on neighborhood cats like that?

• 35:25H. Foley?

  He was laying in the street dead, what am I gonna do?

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Leave it there.

• 35:29H. Foley?

  What? No. Throw it in the trash. A gentleman.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:34H. Foley?

  I'll leave a poor little dead kitty sitting there. It's very sad.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Okay, well...

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Fucking sad corner by H. Foley. Anything else? Anybody, anybody have, anybody have leukemia or something you wanna talk about? Jesus Christ.

• 35:49H. Foley?

  My best friend growing up.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  Okay, uh, this one's for Meatball150, are you garbage if you use metal utensils but paper plates? Man, that is, I remember trying to cut Egg-o Waffles one time and the syrup was going right through the plate onto the table. Fuck.

• 36:04H. Foley?

  Paper plates suck, man.

• 36:06Speaker 01

  I remember being like, this just doesn't, something feels so wrong to me.

• 36:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Cause you gotta like...

• 36:11H. Foley?

  Heavy.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  It's heavy, it flips the plate up.

• 36:15H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  That's brutal.

• 36:16H. Foley?

  We're real big on those, uh, that fake china stuff.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  The plastic stuff.

• 36:21H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  Is that reuse? Well, how, what's, I mean, I know, I know people do, but like, what is the, what is, I wonder like what the, how they're, what the intended use is?

• 36:31H. Foley?

  I think it's single use. But my mom washes them in the, uh, in the sink. She doesn't put them in the dishwasher. You have a mess on your hands. Melt those things down like a fucking G.I. Joe in the microwave.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  Sure. At that point, I think just go, I love a decent, like a Dixie paper plate. I love it.

• 36:51H. Foley?

  Only for a slice.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  You're what? I mean, that was 99% of what we used growing up.

• 36:57H. Foley?

  I was getting a slice the other day. I said, don't give me a plate. And he was like, what? I'm like, yeah, just give it to me.

• 37:01Speaker 01

  That's fucking insane.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  Why? That's why, just wait till the plate out.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  How's he gonna give it to you? Off the spatula?

• 37:07H. Foley?

  He just handed it to me.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  With his hands?

• 37:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not how it should be done.

• 37:11H. Foley?

  He's touching it anyway. Putting it out of the oven. I don't give a shit. I'm gonna waste a plate, waste a plate. Hate when they give you a box for two slices.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  I love that. You're crazy.

• 37:21H. Foley?

  I got this whole, I got a big laptop in front of me. Broadcasting my business.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  You're putting it in your pockets?

• 37:26H. Foley?

  Nobody's gonna know how many slices I'm eating.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  Or your hand. Well, now they do because you're, they're just in your hand. You just have loose slices.

• 37:34H. Foley?

  I don't do two slices. How do I drink my soda? Excuse me?

• 37:39Speaker 01

  The box is awesome. It gives you so much more surface area.

• 37:42H. Foley?

  Then you gotta put that away.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  What, dude, what, the way you operate is bonkos.

• 37:48H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah? I'd have a nice jacket if I went to Ruxton's. Ordered a Griffin.

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Medium rare.

• 37:57H. Foley?

  Leave the beak on there. Kim, let's talk about Chime. As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 38:04H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:06H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self. If you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right. Watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 38:20Speaker 01

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• 39:03Speaker 01

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• 39:16Speaker 04

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• 39:29Speaker 05

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• 39:54Speaker 01

  Um, uh, yeah, no, I mean, that's wild. I, I guarantee you that pizza guy has never fucking, has never raw-dogged a slice to a fat guy. That's wild.

• 40:07H. Foley?

  I disagree with that. I'll take that bet.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  Easy money. Isn't it super hot? Yeah, I mean, what's going on here, dude?

• 40:16H. Foley?

  I never get... Card's gotta go. Hey, what are you doing?

• 40:20Speaker 01

  They're not going back up there. We have a deck up there.

• 40:21H. Foley?

  Once you start slamming the table, stop freaking out. It's probably what you were doing at the Ruxton, embarrassing everybody. Waiting on my salad!

• 40:30Speaker 01

  And soup! We're splitting it.

• 40:33H. Foley?

  You split a soup?

• 40:34Speaker 01

  Yeah. You split a soup?

• 40:35H. Foley?

  Same spoon?

• 40:36Speaker 01

  No, double spoon. It's not worth it. No, you're joint. The Ruxton gives you two spoons. The Teddy Ruxton.

• 40:41H. Foley?

  I love a soup spoon. For cereal. I used to steal them all the time from the...

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Also, little one got one. He chewed on that.

• 40:47H. Foley?

  What, the spoon?

• 40:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, teeth.

• 40:48H. Foley?

  You gave him a metal spoon?

• 40:50Speaker 01

  I love it. I eat it up. That and a clean napkin? Easy, easy peasy.

• 40:54H. Foley?

  Chew on this?

• 40:55Speaker 01

  Wait, uh, well, yeah. Throw it, wave it in his face. He likes the air.

• 40:58H. Foley?

  That's got chemicals and shit in it.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  What?

• 41:00H. Foley?

  Those napkins. Those, those, uh, cloth napkins? Yeah, they got chemicals on them.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  What are we, living in the 14? You don't think there's chemicals everywhere?

• 41:14H. Foley?

  It's in the air, man.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Hey, can you give me my steak with no plate, please? I'll just raw dog it.

• 41:20H. Foley?

  Not steak. Yeah, it's greasy.

• 41:23Speaker 01

  He just handed you a slice?

• 41:24H. Foley?

  Yeah, I don't get them-

• 41:25Speaker 01

  Like he was handing you a newspaper?

• 41:26H. Foley?

  I don't get them too hot. My favorite thing to hear is they're warm. You good with that? Yes, I am. Yes, I am, sir.

• 41:33Speaker 01

  I always have them pull- hey, you can pull, you can pull those.

• 41:35H. Foley?

  Oh, they hate that.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  New York, they keep them. There's this one guy-

• 41:38H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 41:38Speaker 01

  There's this one guy in my joint. He keeps them in there till they're nuclear. It's fucking wild, dude. Yo! And then the crust dries out. I ain't got good crust then. It's all like, you know, it's like charred.

• 41:49H. Foley?

  I'm with you.

• 41:50Speaker 01

  Buddy, it's the same guy. Yo, pull them, John.

• 41:54H. Foley?

  I do have a theory that I've been working on. I don't want to say it publicly yet, because I don't have all the kinks ironed out. However-

• 42:01Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 42:02H. Foley?

  I think moving forward, the move is-

• 42:06Speaker 01

  This is so gonna not be the move. I don't know what it is.

• 42:10H. Foley?

  No plates!

• 42:12Speaker 01

  But it's so not the move.

• 42:14H. Foley?

  You order a pizza?

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. No box! Roll it up, put it in your backpack.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  Looks like a yoga mat.

• 42:26H. Foley?

  Need the telescope? You order a pizza?

• 42:31Speaker 01

  For pickup, delivery, what are we doing?

• 42:32H. Foley?

  Delivery!

• 42:33Speaker 01

  I don't get delivery. I don't get pizza delivered in New York.

• 42:36H. Foley?

  Oh, aren't you a fancy pants?

• 42:37Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. I put my blazer on and my Gumber Bun and go get a slice without a plate.

• 42:46H. Foley?

  Anyway, you order a pizza, throw the oven on. Throw the oven on. Pizza gets there, right in there. Not in the box.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 43:00H. Foley?

  Put it in the oven.

• 43:03H. Foley?

  All delivery pizza needs that second crisp. Doesn't matter-

• 43:07Speaker 01

  Before you eat it.

• 43:10H. Foley?

  What the fuck? No, I'm gonna fucking eat it, throw it up, and put it back in the oven. What are you, an idiot?

• 43:17H. Foley?

  The hell's the matter with you?

• 43:20Speaker 03

  I do this every time.

• 43:21Speaker 01

  You, you put it in your own oven before you eat it, or after you're done?

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Delivery pizza-

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Hold on, hey, guy.

• 43:30Speaker 01

  Fuck your problem.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Whose side are you on? Not mine, not justice.

• 43:37H. Foley?

  The Bruxtons.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  The Bruxtons, they got to you, didn't they?

• 43:40H. Foley?

  They got to me, called me up.

• 43:42Speaker 01

  Um, nice joint, you'd like it.

• 43:44H. Foley?

  I love a place like that.

• 43:46Speaker 01

  We should go back.

• 43:47H. Foley?

  I'm off the booze though.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  Full suits.

• 43:49H. Foley?

  I haven't eaten out.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, just ordering pizza. I haven't eaten out. I just, I just...

• 43:56H. Foley?

  A sit-down restaurant without having a cocktail, it's like, what the fuck, what are we doing here? What are we doing? You know? What are we doing?

• 44:04Speaker 01

  Um...

• 44:04H. Foley?

  Start drinking coffee with my dinner, like an old schooler. Cause I was watching It's Wonderful Life over the break, that meal that he has with his dad.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  I gotta be honest with you, it is not a wonderful life. Uh...

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Um, listen!

• 44:17H. Foley?

  What?

• 44:19Speaker 01

  I love how we grow as we be whatever, one says listen, the other one says what?

• 44:23H. Foley?

  Annoyed.

• 44:23Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Um...

• 44:25H. Foley?

  Him again.

• 44:25Speaker 01

  I'm saying, I, I, I don't care what the temperature of the pizza is, if it cuts coming into the house, I'm eating it right away, and I get that for the secondary wave of za, you can put it in there to keep it warm, but I'm eating it. That's wild to me that you're gonna then finish it and then eat it.

• 44:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 44:45H. Foley?

  It's like when they hit it with the, with the thing, they brulee it, I need, I need my pizza bruleed, get a crisp on it, you know what I'm talking about?

• 44:52Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 44:52H. Foley?

  Now, listen. I'll meet you halfway.

• 44:54Speaker 01

  Don't, first, guess, you're standing on your airs, you need your pizza bruleed, you, you, you had a guy palm you a fucking slice of pizza.

• 45:01H. Foley?

  Hot slice though. Not too hot.

• 45:03Speaker 01

  Did a hand-to-hand like you're buying a dime bag.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  It's not...

• 45:05Speaker 01

  In Baltimore. Alright, looking around.

• 45:08H. Foley?

  It's not that. It's when it gets in the box, god, these fucking goddamn headphones.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  You stink.

• 45:16H. Foley?

  God! Everybody says I'm...

• 45:21H. Foley?

  It's not easy looking this guy.

• 45:26H. Foley?

  Winner boogie. It's not about-

• 45:29Speaker 01

  That sweatshirt has fat eight-year-old written all over it. You need the matching sweatpants for that and a half a boner and you would- You would fit in the autistic kids class. It's crazy.

• 45:40H. Foley?

  This thing's like a sticker. I don't know where I got it, but this ain't teen-

• 45:44Speaker 01

  That color green is wild.

• 45:47H. Foley?

  This is Eagles green.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  There's a di- I mean-

• 45:50H. Foley?

  I got toothpaste on my shirt, that's why I got it on.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 45:54H. Foley?

  Yeah. True classics though. It's fitting into the 3X's.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:57H. Foley?

  4X's. Hey, can I fucking finish my point here?

• 46:02Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 46:03H. Foley?

  It's not about that. It's about what happens to the pizza in the box. It gets steamed up. I like a crisp crust. Okay? So, and listen, and outside, meet you halfway, I'm not, I'm not, I'm gonna have a slice when it gets-

• 46:17Speaker 01

  You're a fucking lying sack of-

• 46:18H. Foley?

  No, I'm not. I'm gonna have a slice!

• 46:24H. Foley?

  But I'm saying to sit down.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  So the second wave. So you do eat a slice-

• 46:27H. Foley?

  It's not a s- that's not, listen, one slice ain't a wave. One slice ain't a wave. What?

• 46:33Speaker 01

  Listen, you're on my side here.

• 46:35H. Foley?

  That's a look. That's a look. That ain't a wave.

• 46:37Speaker 01

  You yelled at me. Of course, before I eat it, what am I gonna spit it back up? You just yelled at me.

• 46:43H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 46:44Speaker 01

  Have you seen the show?

• 46:46H. Foley?

  That, one slice isn't a wave. A wave is when you sit down with the pizza.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Listen, you're eating the pizza and then you're reheating your second, I get that. I get that. But you meet me halfway and say you're eating the pizza before you're-

• 46:57H. Foley?

  I said I was eating the pizza, that's as far as I'm going.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  So when do you turn it on? After you place the order?

• 47:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, get the oven hot. And then right when it gets there, you take it out and slide it in.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Then you're gonna sit for 15 minutes and let it crisp?

• 47:07H. Foley?

  Five. It's five, you get it hot, five. I said I have a slice while it's cooking.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  I got screamed at by my sister-in-law. Cause we brought pizza over-

• 47:17Speaker 01

  I could imagine.

• 47:18H. Foley?

  We brought pizza over to the house and I brought it in and I threw it in the other-

• 47:22Speaker 01

  You got a full, complete pie?

• 47:24H. Foley?

  It was four of them. Four pies.

• 47:26Speaker 01

  You didn't dip into them at all?

• 47:28H. Foley?

  No, not in the car.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, that'd be crazy.

• 47:32H. Foley?

  I had Patty with me, she was all over me. I wanted one.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  I'm gonna sit in the back.

• 47:37H. Foley?

  I'm in the trunk with it.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna-

• 47:39H. Foley?

  She just sees me closing the seat, the backcoat into the trunk.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna make sure these pizzas don't slide.

• 47:49H. Foley?

  Ah, that one's ruined.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  Ah, I lost another one. Flew out the window.

• 47:53H. Foley?

  I remember discovering that the first time you saw a pizza that got fucked up in the car, you didn't know what to make of it.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  My dad.

• 48:00H. Foley?

  I couldn't figure out, I was like, how'd this happen?

• 48:06H. Foley?

  What the fuck? How did cheese get over there?

• 48:09Speaker 01

  Which I don't mind that sometimes. My dad used to yell. I think that's where my anxiety comes in. If the, we would've made it home from Angelo's and the pizza, the cheese would've been fucked up. Hell would've had been to pay, dude. You would've ruined, you would've think, I remember holding this pizza box with like a laser level.

• 48:32H. Foley?

  Speeds of sweat coming down.

• 48:33Speaker 01

  Oh dude, burning my thighs too. Burning my thigh, and I, you know that, you know what the precision?

• 48:40H. Foley?

  That's a hot pie.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  That Nicolas Cage takes the fucking, the things out in the rock? The green beads? That's how I was holding that pizza. Man, I had to walk into the, I better hope it wasn't an icy night in Bucks County. And slip and ruin the fucking.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  You're going in back first. Hold the door, the door!

• 49:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was, that was, that was, yeah.

• 49:03H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  They fucking make that pizza so goddamn hot.

• 49:07H. Foley?

  But it gets steamy and crisp.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  I understand that. I understand. Um, 99, I would argue 100% of the pizza I consume in New York is by the slice at the place right downstairs, so it's like, we're not ordering a pie. If she goes gets pizza, I'll go, I'll do a vodka, I'll do a Sicilian, you'll do, you know, we'll get four different, whatever.

• 49:25H. Foley?

  And there's the perfect example. Nine times out of 10, that's a second heat pizza.

• 49:30Speaker 01

  I'm not against second heat pizza. I'm against, which I was right, that you're coming home just immediately throwing the pizza in and not eating it. That's what I was against. I'm all about a second heat.

• 49:41H. Foley?

  Well, I was supposed to put the pizza in the oven to keep it warm because they weren't ready for dinner. They're very formal.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Oh, right. And I didn't- Very formal. You're bringing four fucking pizzas. Not that formal.

• 49:51H. Foley?

  I just grabbed a slice and walked into the living room. And man, you would've thought, you would've thought I was holding the cat by its throat.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  And you want to go to the Ruxton. Yeah.

• 50:01H. Foley?

  I had a jacket on.

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 50:05H. Foley?

  I brought the pizza, I was starving!

• 50:08Speaker 01

  When did you know you were taking that slice? In the car?

• 50:12H. Foley?

  What, the week before? What are you talking about? I would have had it in the car. I was getting screamed at, plus we had two Stromboli's and the pizzas were on the bottom. Fuck me. Yeah, I can't. Two piece Stromboli.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  I got yelled at for pizza last night, too. Got home, I go, "What are you doing for dinner?" I was working, right? I work, I pay the bills, okay? Take that, Ruxton.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  She goes, "There's some bread and soup." And I'm like, "That's not..."

• 50:45H. Foley?

  No, seriously.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I go, "Okay." So, "Do you want me to call Angelo's or do you want to call?"

• 50:54Speaker 01

  Right?

• 50:54H. Foley?

  Hello, police, there's a crazy woman in my house.

• 50:58Speaker 01

  That is, and here's the thing. This is, I think this is the difference between fat guys and, Luke, I'll weigh in on your opinion here.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Calorically, it's enough for a meal. Right?

• 51:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 01

  It's just mentally and emotionally...

• 51:13H. Foley?

  Bread and soup?

• 51:14Speaker 01

  She goes, "I'll put some cheese on the bread." I go, "Cheese?" We're gonna eat that while we're making the other food, like... That's not enough for me, and she goes, "Oh, there's some leftover pizza, too." I go, "Great." So, I get home and there's, there's small, it was a small pizza, so like smaller slices, not like full slices. Like the little guy.

• 51:35H. Foley?

  I know what you mean. That order's in shit.

• 51:38Speaker 01

  Nah, not really, just a small pizza. Regulars are. Artisan.

• 51:42H. Foley?

  Yeah, those are like the night, like a brick fire.

• 51:45Speaker 01

  Like a Neapolitan.

• 51:47H. Foley?

  Nah, not personal, those, those brick oven pizzas, those, those are small slices. Those are little baby slices.

• 51:53Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 51:54H. Foley?

  They're not?

• 51:55Speaker 01

  It is, but it wasn't, it was just a regular, small pizza, it wasn't artisanal.

• 51:59H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:00Speaker 01

  It was a small pizza, regular.

• 52:01H. Foley?

  What were you doing with that?

• 52:02Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 52:03H. Foley?

  Why'd you have a small pizza in the house?

• 52:06H. Foley?

  I'm generally

• 52:07Speaker 01

  You didn't know they made them in that size?

• 52:08H. Foley?

  No, I just don't understand it.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Cause the night-

• 52:11H. Foley?

  What were you, okay, let me rephrase that. What were you doing with a small pizza? Cause let me tell you this, if something had happened and there was like a crime done, the cops, you'd be, you'd be staying overnight.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  Do you want a-

• 52:23H. Foley?

  You want a small pizza in the house?

• 52:25Speaker 01

  Do you want a-

• 52:25H. Foley?

  Uh huh, you wanna, you wanna, you sure about that, you small pizza? You've never had a small pizza in your life.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  The wife likes them. This is what happened. We got home, no food in the house.

• 52:37H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  This is in the burbs.

• 52:39H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  Uh, I gotta go pick up the dog from the

• 52:44Speaker 01

  shel- not shelter, what are they called? Vet bar?

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Penitentiary. Uh, the, whatever. Boarding.

• 52:51H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  So I know at that point, I'm getting a cheesesteak and french fries from my local place.

• 52:59H. Foley?

  Why? Under the radar? Or you're, you're saying, hey, I'm gonna, I'll grab something.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Well, this is what happened. She, we got home, she took the car food shopping, so, and she got, uh, she went to Whole Foods and she got something from the hot bar for her.

• 53:14H. Foley?

  But why she was food shopping?

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, but for dinner.

• 53:17H. Foley?

  That's too long.

• 53:19Speaker 01

  For what?

• 53:19H. Foley?

  That's too, my mom would hit me with that. We get back from somewhere and she'd be like, I'm gonna go to the store. Go to the store. You're not gonna be back for like 45 minutes.

• 53:28Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 53:28H. Foley?

  What the, we'll be dead.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna have the strength to unload the bags from the car, lady. I gotta eat.

• 53:34H. Foley?

  Dude, unloaded groceries at night?

• 53:36Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 53:36H. Foley?

  What the, what are we, fucking ISIS?

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Uh huh. I remember unpacking my mom's Ford Taurus at night home, coming home from the shore, which being just like this. Fucking sucks.

• 53:46H. Foley?

  Dude, taking out groceries at night? Jesus. Who's looking for us?

• 53:50Speaker 01

  So, I knew she had that, and her phone was dead.

• 53:56H. Foley?

  Awesome.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  So I left to go get the car and I went, I'm, I, I knew-

• 53:59H. Foley?

  Plus I let out some air in her tires. She'll be gone for a little while.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  So I knew she had the, I saw the hot bar, so I knew she had food for them.

• 54:08H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  So I was like, alright, I'm gonna order from my local pizza establishment, a cheesesteak and french fries, like I do. And then, a lot of times if I'm doing that, she'll be like, oh, just get me-

• 54:21Speaker 01

  She likes to go get me a slice and I go, "You can't do slices and prepared food. It don't, it don't jive."

• 54:29H. Foley?

  They put it in a bag on a plate. It's a nightmare.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  I go, "Just get a small pizza." It's the equivalent of like two, probably two and a half slices.

• 54:37H. Foley?

  Works out for you.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 54:40H. Foley?

  Get a pie. Just get a pie.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Small pie. It's not for me. I got my cheesesteak.

• 54:49Speaker 01

  Small pie for her and maybe the kid wants a slice.

• 54:52H. Foley?

  Listen, having a couple of slices in the fridge.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  So listen, hold on. So I go to text her, "Hey, I'm ordering." And then I go, "Oh yeah, her phone's dead." So I, nice husband I am, I just get a small pie preemptively. So I get mine. So that's what the slices were from because she didn't really eat it.

• 55:10H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  I had one with my cheesesteak. I was hungry. So then there was four left over.

• 55:18H. Foley?

  Smart man.

• 55:18Speaker 01

  So I got home last night. She's got this soup and bread idea that I don't know. And I just rolled with it. I wanted to fight against it, but... And then she goes, "We also have the pizza." I went, "Okay, great."

• 55:30H. Foley?

  Are you voting for Tammany? Soup and bread?

• 55:35Speaker 01

  Are we homeless all this time?

• 55:38Speaker 01

  Is she goddamn shelter?

• 55:40H. Foley?

  Let me fill out my paperwork at Ellis Island real quick.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Nah, on that. Well, she's real big on like repurposing multiple leftovers for like, you know, "Oh, I made something out of nothing and I ain't that guy. I need something to turn into something."

• 55:53H. Foley?

  I've done that shit over, my mom, God love her, never did that. I've got caught up in that shit over at friends' houses. She's staying for dinner. I stay for dinner and then there's fucking nine different things on the table. Is this a wedding?

• 56:06Speaker 01

  Pancakes and meatballs. Hey, honey, call my mom and ominos. We got a goddamn emergency on our way. Fuck that.

• 56:16H. Foley?

  There's a little Chinese food and some cereals.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  Fucking eating fucking frosting flakes with chopsticks? The fuck out of here. What am I, a fucking jerk off?

• 56:27H. Foley?

  Didn't your dad work?

• 56:30Speaker 01

  I know we're in a recession, but goddamn guy, you got company coming over.

• 56:37H. Foley?

  I think you fused my stomach.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Go back to work or take a nap.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  Get ready for school.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  Here, so she goes, I get, we also, so she's telling me this idea and I'm like, not all about it. Cause I'm, I need the full overeating of the meal. I need the french fries and the steak, cheesesteak.

• 57:03H. Foley?

  Right, but this is the next night.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  But I didn't know there's pizza. I forgot. She goes, we also have the pizza. I went, oh, cool. Then I'm good. I'll, I'll have. Hers will be the appetizer and the pizza will-

• 57:13H. Foley?

  That's some soup.

• 57:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, a bowl of soup and the fucking some bread and cheese. So I get home and she's, I, there's two slices in the fridge that I pull out right on ass. She's like, how was your day? I'm like, yeah, Foley was an asshole. You know what I mean? I'm fucking, I got the box open.

• 57:28H. Foley?

  Thank God you guys are okay.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  And she goes, I already got two slices in the oven. I don't want to wait for that. I got the box in my hand. But then she goes, that's my lunch for tomorrow.

• 57:41H. Foley?

  Ah, what the fuck?

• 57:42Speaker 01

  I said the place-

• 57:43H. Foley?

  You got a job!

• 57:44Speaker 01

  I said Angelo's, it's right down the street. They deliver.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  So I had to wait until, I just said, pull it now. I got all eyes real, you know when you're fucking-

• 57:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, what? Yes.

• 57:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:57H. Foley?

  Yes. I'll do that thing where I'll, if I'll order something, I'll get, I'll like, you know, I'm juiced up. Like I'll order something and then go right to the refrigerator.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  That was Flip's, uh, Flip's theory on why so many fights happen at McDonald's.

• 58:15H. Foley?

  Oh, cause yeah, oh-

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Cause you're like, you're addicted to that shitty food and it's like right there and then-

• 58:20H. Foley?

  Have you told me this before? Did I see this in a documentary?

• 58:22Speaker 01

  Uh, this is, this is, this is Flip's like, from like 15 years ago.

• 58:26H. Foley?

  Because this is like-

• 58:28Speaker 01

  I probably told you. Because you're, it's all that sugar and cereal and you're, you're fucking charged up and then like, your card gets declined and they don't, they take the bag back like the soup Nazi and then you go, it's fucking-

• 58:38H. Foley?

  You don't see that at Cruxton's.

• 58:40Speaker 01

  You almost did.

• 58:41H. Foley?

  Until you get there.

• 58:42Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I was like, that's a great theory. That's Flip's theory.

• 58:46H. Foley?

  By the way, I wanted to tell you this, uh, about the, what I did, I thought of it with the air and the tires. So you know in the wintertime, the tires, the air leaks out a little bit?

• 58:56Speaker 01

  It doesn't leak out. It contracts.

• 58:58H. Foley?

  What, okay. Thank you, Mr. Wizard.

• 59:00Speaker 01

  Why did you get mad at that?

• 59:02H. Foley?

  I don't know, you faked me. Maybe I'm an asshole in front of everybody.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  You know how it leaks out? Well, one, it doesn't leak out. The molecules get smaller. Because when you start driving again, they warm up.

• 59:10H. Foley?

  Can you let me slide on one or two? Does it always gotta be something?

• 59:15Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, you know, I know how everybody's tires universally leak during the, yeah, yeah.

• 59:19H. Foley?

  Okay, I should have rephrased it. You know how the tires go lower in the winter? For whatever reason? Right. You know what I'm talking about.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  You just trash me for not having a jacket this whole time? And then you're scientifically wrong and I call you out on breaking your balls?

• 59:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay. All right. You really, you really call balls and strikes.

• 59:38H. Foley?

  I took it personally and I apologize.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  You call balls and strikes when it's beneficial for you.

• 59:42H. Foley?

  And you know why I got mad? Because I know that I'm stupid and I know that's what it is. That's why I got mad.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  I didn't call you stupid.

• 59:48H. Foley?

  I'm saying I'm stupid.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  I will agree with that.

• 59:52H. Foley?

  Anyway.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  I'll agree with you on that.

• 59:54H. Foley?

  That I'm stupid.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  I would agree.

• 59:58H. Foley?

  Anywho, that happened to me.

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

  The leaks.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, the contractions.

• 1:00:04Speaker 01

  I got WikiLeaks over here.

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  They told nobody nothing. You know what that was? Somebody rat it?

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  I don't know. That and the Snowden thing I missed completely. And everybody was talking about it. I don't know nothing. Is Snowden the same guy as WikiLeaks?

• 1:00:19H. Foley?

  I don't know, that's...

• 1:00:20Speaker 01

  And who's Julian Assange? That's WikiLeaks.

• 1:00:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  Listen, you're fucking nerds.

• 1:00:25H. Foley?

  He was in like the Ecuadorian embassy or something like that, peeing in jars or some shit.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  Should've been running your fucking mouth, guy. I ought to tell you. Zip it. Hey, get...

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  You wanna look at the files, take a peek?

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, go along to get along, daddy-o. No, thank you. I don't know nothing about all that.

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  Anyway. Um, so my shit went low. I was home. Patty's car was in the thing because she was getting ready for like an inch of snow, so she takes my car. She comes back, she's like, "Your tires were low, I put air in it." I get in the car the next time, forty fucking PSI.

• 1:00:59Speaker 01

  High and tight.

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  I'm like, "What the f-" I got out of the car, "Those gonna blow up."

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:01:03H. Foley?

  Forty!

• 1:01:05H. Foley?

  What do you, I'll go over a fucking pebble and the fucking car will explode. Forty?

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  Is she drag racing?

• 1:01:10H. Foley?

  Thirty-six, you dumb broad. Thirty-six, that's the limit.

• 1:01:14Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:01:15H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  It's wild, your mom's filling up her tires. I don't think Denise would know what to do. Denise would have to probably buy a new car. This one's ruined, he don't know nothing about mom.

• 1:01:25H. Foley?

  Patty knows her shit, man. Oil change, the whole nine yards.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  Changes her oil? She's on there smoking a heater. Pulls out, "I need about three quarts of 10W." God love her. Um, alright, let's see here, um... This one, you'll probably miss this one. This is from Toody's Tight Leather Pants, great name, $10 homie. Um, what is definitively trashier, Flavor of Love or Rock of Love? Now, do you know those? Flavor of Love was Flavor Flav, Rock of Love, I believe, was Bret Michaels.

• 1:02:00H. Foley?

  Talk about missing all the basketball. I, when, when Kevin Hart was on that show, Basketball Husbands, I didn't-

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  House Husband, The Real House Husband.

• 1:02:10H. Foley?

  I didn't understand if that was real or if that was parody. Because I didn't understand basketball wives, I didn't understand Flavor of Love. What was Flavor of Love, what was Flavor Flav on before that that everybody knew him from?

• 1:02:24Speaker 01

  He was on a reality TV show with Bridget Nielsen, I forget-

• 1:02:28H. Foley?

  Was it like House Rules or?

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was kinda like The Surreal Life or something like, maybe it wasn't The Surreal Life. Find out what that was, Luke. Strange Love. Strange, that was Strange Love? With him and Bridget-

• 1:02:38H. Foley?

  That makes sense, she's real tall.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  No, but they, I thought they were on a show and they, oh dude, I used to tug my little wrist at her, she'd walk around in that leopard dress, like, oh, she'd be fucking fucked up.

• 1:02:48H. Foley?

  Beverly Hills Cop 2 and fucking Rocky IV. Man, I loved her. Loved girls with short blonde hair like that.

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  Strange Love, the spinoff was The Surreal Life.

• 1:03:01H. Foley?

  Okay. Yeah, I was really dipping-

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  So, no, they were on The Surreal Life.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  But Strange Love first.

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  Really? Was that them two though? Cause they fell, they fell in love on the show.

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  I just remember them being in Italy and the Italian guys making fun of Flavor Flav, which I didn't like. They were talking shit. They were talking shit in Italian to them. That guy's a goddamn icon.

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  But then it spun off and then he had one and then it was Flav, that was Flavor of Love.

• 1:03:30H. Foley?

  That's where he sat in a chair.

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  That girl, yeah, that girl New York was on it. He was in love with a girl named New York that New York had.

• 1:03:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  Her own spinoff.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  I was really dipping in and out of life at that time. I really was. Yeah, I was.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  You were right.

• 1:03:46H. Foley?

  Doing my own thing.

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  Surreal Life, then Strange Love.

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, Flavor was invited to participate in VH1 reality show The Surreal Life. During the show, he developed a relationship with singer and actress, singer, Bridget Nielsen. That's a fucking stretch.

• 1:04:02H. Foley?

  I never heard of you, right?

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  After the conclusion of The Surreal Life, VH1, Flavor, yeah, they had, they then had Strange Love, which detailed their globetrotting adventures in love. At the end of Strange Love, Nelson decided to return to her fiance, Mattia Desi. Flavor of Love then aired after that, cause then it was like, let's fly, let's find Flavor Flav love.

• 1:04:21H. Foley?

  Kind of the precursor to The Bachelor.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  Sure. This, that all might've been happening around the same, I mean, I don't know, uh.

• 1:04:28H. Foley?

  Everybody, my parents were watching that shit. Everybody was watching reality shows back then.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  That was big, dude. And he was like, perfect, cause so many people knew who he was already. It was just so insane, too. He was crazy.

• 1:04:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Speaker 01

  And then it's like.

• 1:04:40H. Foley?

  Osbournes don't get enough credit, too. Everybody loved that show.

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  I, that, that took, that, that took, I think we were in junior high, maybe or high school, by a storm.

• 1:04:48H. Foley?

  And the crazy MTVs.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Done. Forty-four years.

• 1:04:51H. Foley?

  That nuts? How do you fuck that up? How do you fuck that up? You could still have it. Just put a bunch, just have it constant videos. Go old school. Just run it. Just fucking run it.

• 1:05:07Speaker 03

  I love that Run's, Run's House.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  Oh, Run's House was great. He was pretty funny.

• 1:05:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:12H. Foley?

  They were fucked with TRL. They started fucking showing half the fucking videos. I knew it was over then. How do you fuck up MTV? It's crazy, man.

• 1:05:21Speaker 01

  I knew it was over. I respected when they did it. Whatever the hip-hop version of TRL was, was like what we kinda liked. We didn't like the pop, that was more like Britney Spears and whatever.

• 1:05:31H. Foley?

  We used to have Yo MTV Raps.

• 1:05:32Speaker 01

  It wasn't Yo MTV Raps, this was after that. It was like... Uh, they, it was, uh...whatever, it was more the hip-hop. So it was like Eminem, Jay-Z, The Chronic, all that kinda shit. Total Request Live? No, that's TRL.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  Oh, that's TRL.

• 1:05:47H. Foley?

  Bozo. Look it up, we're Times Square. Shut up.

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  He's on Good Morning America or something now.

• 1:05:53H. Foley?

  Carson Daly?

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  He does well.

• 1:05:55H. Foley?

  He does very well.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  He does the popcorn. Popstar. We, me and Nadine watch it.

• 1:05:58H. Foley?

  Very well.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  Um, I like him. He was like kinda a bit of a whatever. Um...

• 1:06:04Speaker 01

  But once they, what? 106 in Park? No, no.

• 1:06:08H. Foley?

  Scared Straight?

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Which, when that hit.

• 1:06:12H. Foley?

  Woo!

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  I remember, the one guy told him, "You don't know shit about smoking weed. I'll smoke your ass." Man. What are you in here for?

• 1:06:20H. Foley?

  Sign me up.

• 1:06:21Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see. Let's rip through a couple more of the Qs here.

• 1:06:25H. Foley?

  Please.

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  Um...alright, this one's from, uh, Brandino Brown, $10 Foley's Bastard Child here. "Is it garbage if you're able to keep a hot tub through multiple divorces? My father-in-law has been rocking the same hot tub for 20-plus years and refuses to give it up. It's currently on the balcony of his girlfriend's condo."

• 1:06:44H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  That ain't lasting.

• 1:06:46H. Foley?

  Bringing it with ya.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  If you gotta think about it, that's like the only constant for 20 years. That's probably like his fucking... He's like, "If all else fails, I got this fucking hot tub. I can set it up and get some new trim." You know what I mean?

• 1:06:57H. Foley?

  Can you imagine fucking moving in to your girlfriend's place? "Oh, yeah, I forgot the hot tub out in the truck." The hot tub out in the truck?

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  Well, obviously, Dave, I'm bringing a hot tub.

• 1:07:07H. Foley?

  Get it set up.

• 1:07:08Speaker 01

  Wherever I go.

• 1:07:09H. Foley?

  Who's gonna say no to that?

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  I've never...I mean, those things do not age well. Hot tubs. The wood goes, the fucking day, you know, one bad season and that, there ain't no coming back from that.

• 1:07:21H. Foley?

  Those new ones, though, with the lid, they're nice. As long as you got some steps to get in them. You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  With the fold, the fucking lid that you can flip off.

• 1:07:29H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  I remember getting the...my stepdad had one when he was a bachelor. Like, I mean, getting that lid on and off. He was...they expressed it like it was the weight of a train. Like, if you got stuck under that, you know, and you got pinned under that thing. We weren't allowed to go near it. "Watch the lid! Are ye caving?"

• 1:07:48H. Foley?

  That and the pool cover, they scared the shit out of us with the pool cover. That thing, it's like it would come in your room and stab you.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:07:55H. Foley?

  But they were dangerous though.

• 1:07:56Speaker 01

  We finally got the one where in the pictures, they'd put a car or an elephant on. That was, remember, because they, at one point, they were just like the tarp and you'd put the weights around them.

• 1:08:05H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  Like of an in-ground pool, it was just a tarp and you'd fill up these tubes with hose water.

• 1:08:11H. Foley?

  No, I mean, yeah, I know, for the winter.

• 1:08:13Speaker 01

  For the winter, and that would be, that's what we kept it. So if you stepped on it, you're, you're coming in.

• 1:08:19H. Foley?

  I was referring to the solar cover.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:08:22H. Foley?

  Because you had an above-ground pool, you had to put a cover on it when you weren't using it to heat, it would heat it up. It was just bubbles.

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just bubble wrap.

• 1:08:28H. Foley?

  Yeah. And I, from the Lethal Weapon, when the guy fell in that, you're dead. There's no way to get you out.

• 1:08:37Speaker 01

  The idea of like, the fear that our parents instilled in us in like, such.

• 1:08:44H. Foley?

  I appreciate it, to be honest with you.

• 1:08:45Speaker 01

  Dirt ba-, I mean, yeah, I get it, but like, just such, there were so many things to them that like, you could never, and you're like, what the fuck, just relax.

• 1:08:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:55Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 1:08:55H. Foley?

  But I appreciate, that kept me alive a lot, to be honest with you. I remember my friends jumping off my, uh, my cousin's roof into the, uh, in-ground pool. I was like, I ain't fucking doing that shit.

• 1:09:05Speaker 01

  Well, that, I get, if your parents are like that, but like, we were, like, there was just such an adverse thing to like, you can't have a hot tub. It's like, you can have a hot tub, you know what I mean?

• 1:09:17H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:09:18Speaker 01

  There were certain things that were just like, you gotta be care-, you can't do like, you know, like I'm having, the lid to the hot tub was like a thing of like, we were.

• 1:09:27H. Foley?

  It'll kill you.

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  And then like, I'm telling my friends, like, you gotta be careful about the lid when a hot tub.

• 1:09:31H. Foley?

  Getting into a, getting into a clo-, a refrigerator and a clothes on behind you too.

• 1:09:36Speaker 01

  A walk-in.

• 1:09:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, not a walk-in, like a regular refrigerator, yeah. Like if they were like, because they, you had to start, you had to take the door off when you threw out a refrigerator back in the day, because kids would go into them and, and suffocate. And the clothes on a, clothes on you, the racks were all taken out.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Okay, oh, that makes sense.

• 1:09:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, how you hide in there, fucking, uh. That old refrigerator smells, the last thing you smell, it suck.

• 1:10:03Speaker 01

  We found one of them.

• 1:10:04H. Foley?

  Bacon soda?

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  We were scape, we took the doors off and we're skateboarding on it and we took the, I remember, we took the doors to Pat's house. To skateboard on them and like set, you know, like, these are gonna, we're gonna keep these refrigerator doors at Pat's house and we're gonna skateboard on them. And.

• 1:10:20H. Foley?

  How you skateboard on a refrigerator door?

• 1:10:22Speaker 01

  Not well. It was a bad, I mean.

• 1:10:24H. Foley?

  What were you doing?

• 1:10:24Speaker 01

  You like ollie up on it or you can like, you know, like slide, like grinder, whatever, board slide on it. And we were like ten or twelve, you know, really in elementary, we're children. And we showed up with these doors and his dad was like, get these the fuck out of my house. What the fuck? You are not keeping someone else's fucking trash in the garage.

• 1:10:42H. Foley?

  You know, I want to ask you about the hot tub. You ever see your old man making moves in there? Not like.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  It was my stepdad's.

• 1:10:49H. Foley?

  Oh, it was your step?

• 1:10:50Speaker 01

  Would be now.

• 1:10:52H. Foley?

  You ever see those two hopping in there while you were going off to bed?

• 1:10:55Speaker 01

  No, it was at his, it was at his townhouse. Which I wanted to, I'm like that when he moved in, I'm like, yo, whoo, bring that. He goes, I'm staying with the house. Fucking rat.

• 1:11:05H. Foley?

  So you never saw like, it wasn't like him and your mom hopping in that at like nine o'clock at night when you were off to bed?

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:11:11H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:11:12Speaker 01

  I assume, I assumed they used it when I was.

• 1:11:15H. Foley?

  Turned a TV unreal loud that night?

• 1:11:16Speaker 01

  At my dad's for the weekend. We only ever used it like three times in 10 years, which it was like, what the fuck? Turn that thing on. What the fuck are you, what are you bringing to the table here, guy?

• 1:11:26H. Foley?

  I gotta soothe these muscles. Skateboarding on refrigerators all day?

• 1:11:31Speaker 01

  Carrying his refrigerator door around with me. All, all, all over the goddamn neighborhood. Fucking soak my bones.

• 1:11:45Speaker 01

  It was fucking. Uh, all right, this one's from NYC Tony. Is it garbage to hoard antibiotics and prescription for when you see the flu season coming up so you can take them and take them before the doctor calls anything in? I did this now. I got amoxicillin.

• 1:11:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:59Speaker 01

  Sit and I go, I'm holding that.

• 1:12:01H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:01Speaker 01

  I'm holding it to get on top of it.

• 1:12:03H. Foley?

  It's garbage, but they give you such bullshit. None, okay, first of all, none of that bullshit you're getting over the counter works. None of it fucking works.

• 1:12:13Speaker 01

  I gotta push back. I think Dayquil. Can get you through the day. It can numb, it can get your head on your shoulders, it'll stop the fucking, the nasal, there's a little bit of methamphetamine in it to go

• 1:12:26H. Foley?

  But it's not killing it.

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  I know, but nothing really, I mean, amoxicillin only kills fucking

• 1:12:31H. Foley?

  Bacteria.

• 1:12:32Speaker 01

  Bacteria, so it's, you know, at any point, you're really just managing the symptoms, so you can recover.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  You ever fuck with the Z-quil?

• 1:12:41H. Foley?

  Yeah, what?

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. Alright, tough guy.

• 1:12:45H. Foley?

  I wasn't saying like a tough guy.

• 1:12:46Speaker 01

  You didn't say, you didn't

• 1:12:47H. Foley?

  Saying like an addict.

• 1:12:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, obviously.

• 1:12:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, south end of an eight ball, time to go night night? Yeah, get the sledgehammer.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  The Z-quil? Yeah. Can't be that much. But I remember the best, the best hangover cure I ever heard was the guy, a kid woke up at like 6 a.m., had a split headache, took Tylenol PM, didn't realize, knocked out for three more hours, woke up, he's like, completely fine. Chugged a Gatorade, hit Tylenol PM, woke up, fucking bounced right out of bed. Woo, doggy, that's how you doing.

• 1:13:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, the first time taking Tylenol PM, it was like a miracle.

• 1:13:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, you shut it down. Wee, shut it.

• 1:13:27H. Foley?

  Close for midnight.

• 1:13:28Speaker 01

  Shut it the fuck down. I love when just stuff like that works. That was a hard reset. And I forget about it for every couple of years. Yeah, I forget about it for a while, and you're like, oh yeah, just fucking shut.

• 1:13:42H. Foley?

  Cheat code. Do a little time traveling.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  My brother rolls with a fucking, not narcotics, but, I mean, you need a Z-Pak, you need every, it just fucking, he's got a guy on call, like a doctor, who's like, will call in, kinda anything for him.

• 1:14:00H. Foley?

  I haven't had an antibiotic in forever, I feel like.

• 1:14:03Speaker 01

  I don't like taking them. I'm saving them for when I need them. If you take them too, I'm gonna, I'm gonna need them.

• 1:14:08H. Foley?

  That's all bullshit. Doctors say that.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:14:11H. Foley?

  It's gonna mess up your stomach. I don't give a fuck.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  First of all, it's not bullshit, you just don't give a fuck, which is fair.

• 1:14:18H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 1:14:21Speaker 01

  But, uh, I think, uh, I think the more you take them, the more you become resi- like, the less effect they have.

• 1:14:28H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  And I don't need them much now, so I'm like, I'm gonna, I'm sure when I'm 60 or 70, I'm gonna be needing everything I can get. You know, so I'm gonna save it. That's probably flawed logic as well.

• 1:14:39H. Foley?

  I took them so much when I was, my, that was my mom's answer to everything. I'll get ya a Z-Pak.

• 1:14:45Speaker 01

  I felt like Z-Packs came around 10 years ago to me. I remember the, when they, I, I remember.

• 1:14:50H. Foley?

  Those things hit.

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:53H. Foley?

  Hit.

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  Don't fuck with them. Fly straight and narrow, dog.

• 1:14:57H. Foley?

  My gastro guy gave them to me one time, years and years ago. Cause when you have GERD.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  They're a hot guy.

• 1:15:05H. Foley?

  Ladies.

• 1:15:07H. Foley?

  When you have GERD, sometimes you're, uh, you get bacteria in your stomach. So he gave me a Z-Pak with, uh, Omeprazole. To kick things off.

• 1:15:17Speaker 01

  You're a real fucking party animal over here.

• 1:15:19H. Foley?

  Something, something one of the pizzas eating up.

• 1:15:22Speaker 01

  We gotta wrap it up.

• 1:15:23H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death.

• 1:15:25Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:15:25H. Foley?

  Grab them tickets to come see the boys this, uh, spring and summer.

• 1:15:28Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:15:29H. Foley?

  Right?

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, why you looking at me like you don't know? What the fuck, guy?

• 1:15:34H. Foley?

  Taking me with you, right?

• 1:15:36Speaker 01

  Our deal still stands, right, Kip?

• 1:15:39H. Foley?

  We love you, we'll see you next week. Peace.