Kyle Mooney asks about clothes you miss

The hilarious Kyle Mooney (SNL, What's Our Podcast? With Beck and Kyle) asks Handsome about their favorite long-lost clothing items! Plus Fortune does a little day drinking, Handsome birds, a song about gay faces, and more! Also, we have new PRIDE MONTH merch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepod and Hulu https://www.hulu.com/series/b583d0bc-eeb0-4560-8b2b-5c8ae0248a19?play=false&utm_source=shared_linkThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:05Mae Martin?

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• 0:19Tig Notaro?

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• 0:36Mae Martin?

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• 1:20Mae Martin?

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• 1:49Tig Notaro?

  Cheers.

• 1:51Fortune Feimster?

  Cheers.

• 1:52Mae Martin?

  To your friend Tig Notaro. And Mae Martin.

• 1:55Fortune Feimster?

  And Fortune Bemstar.

• 1:57Tig Notaro?

  And we're here.

• 1:58Mae Martin?

  Welcome to the handsome.

• 1:59Fortune Feimster?

  Pod.

• 2:00Tig Notaro?

  This is going well.

• 2:01Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, it is. I had an Aperol Spritz.

• 2:04Tig Notaro?

  Oh, are you day drunk?

• 2:06Fortune Feimster?

  No, I just had one.

• 2:09Tig Notaro?

  Are you day buzzed?

• 2:10Fortune Feimster?

  Not even buzzed, but I just think when you have an afternoon with one Aperol Spritz is pretty exciting.

• 2:17Tig Notaro?

  I don't know what that is and um, and I've never had one.

• 2:21Fortune Feimster?

  Really? Have you heard of them?

• 2:23Tig Notaro?

  Uh, I think from you the other day. Did you mention it yesterday?

• 2:27Fortune Feimster?

  Probably.

• 2:28Tig Notaro?

  Okay, yeah, but I have to say, even though I don't drink.

• 2:32Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 2:32Tig Notaro?

  When I did, my favorite was day drinking.

• 2:37Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:37Tig Notaro?

  Drinking. I love having a secret like that. Like, nobody knows.

• 2:42Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not even keeping it a secret. I had one.

• 2:45Tig Notaro?

  I'm telling you, I like to keep it a secret. Like, I liked to have like a couple of beers and then like, I remember one Valentine's Day, Stephanie and I went to this bar uh, by the beach and we had just a couple of beers. And then we just walked around with a little daytime buzz and it's just like your little secret and and that's just, I, I don't, I love that feeling. Like, we're not trashed, um, but just like day buzzed and wandering around at two, two thirty in the afternoon.

• 3:19Fortune Feimster?

  It's a very vacation feeling and then you go, you take a nap and then you go for dinner. Oh, yeah. Yeah. An Aperol Spritz is very popular in Europe.

• 3:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay. Fancy pantsy Nancy.

• 3:31Fortune Feimster?

  And when it gets hot, it's very refreshing.

• 3:34Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 3:35Fortune Feimster?

  It is a little bit of champagne and it's a little bit of Aperol. It's a, which is like a liqueur. Um, a little bit of soda water and a slice of orange and it is a delicious, refreshing. Uh, you put it on a lot of, a shit ton of ice, which you know, I love.

• 3:54Tig Notaro?

  Shit ton ruins the vibe.

• 3:56Fortune Feimster?

  I know.

• 3:58Fortune Feimster?

  You put it, it's this delicate champagne.

• 4:02Tig Notaro?

  And I, and I say orange differently than you.

• 4:06Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, orange.

• 4:08Tig Notaro?

  You say.

• 4:08Fortune Feimster?

  Orange.

• 4:09Tig Notaro?

  Orange.

• 4:09Fortune Feimster?

  Orange.

• 4:10Tig Notaro?

  Orange.

• 4:11Fortune Feimster?

  And what do you say, orange?

• 4:12Tig Notaro?

  I say orange.

• 4:14Fortune Feimster?

  What do I say? I say orange.

• 4:17Tig Notaro?

  Of course you do.

• 4:18Fortune Feimster?

  I say orange, orange.

• 4:19Tig Notaro?

  Orange. Yeah, two, yeah, I say orange.

• 4:22Mae Martin?

  Is that one of those words that you're not able to rhyme with? Is that, orange is one of them, right?

• 4:28Fortune Feimster?

  Sounds like it.

• 4:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but I feel like Eminem rhymed with orange. Can you look it up?

• 4:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah, to make a point, he was like.

• 4:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, I feel like he was like, that's

• 4:41Mae Martin?

  He was like.

• 4:41Tig Notaro?

  Wrong.

• 4:42Mae Martin?

  You could rhyme with smorange.

• 4:44Fortune Feimster?

  In the same situation, I also had a a brown sugar iced latte and a strawberry matcha.

• 4:54Tig Notaro?

  What do you mean in the same situation?

• 4:56Fortune Feimster?

  You mean like today? I went to brunch.

• 4:57Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, you do seem a little buzzed.

• 5:01Fortune Feimster?

  I think it's more the caffeine than it is the aperol.

• 5:04Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 5:05Mae Martin?

  Oh, brown sugar sounds good.

• 5:07Fortune Feimster?

  Cause it was outside and it was very hot and I made the mistake of wearing nip pants.

• 5:12Mae Martin?

  I thought you were gonna say nip something.

• 5:14Fortune Feimster?

  No, nip.

• 5:15Mae Martin?

  Nip tassels.

• 5:16Fortune Feimster?

  K N I T.

• 5:17Tig Notaro?

  You know, Fortune's always bragging about having nips.

• 5:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, nip tassels. And my nips were nipping and I had major swamp ass.

• 5:26Mae Martin?

  Swamp ass. So, so far you're on fire this episode, girl. We've had swamp ass.

• 5:34Tig Notaro?

  That's such a good song, but speaking of good songs, what did you find, Thomas?

• 5:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, do you wanna hear Eminem talking about it?

• 5:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 5:43Fortune Feimster?

  He rhymed sweaty with spaghetti and I love that.

• 5:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:47Speaker 05

  I put my orange four inch door hinge in storage.

• 5:53Tig Notaro?

  There you go.

• 5:54Speaker 05

  A porridge with George.

• 5:56Mae Martin?

  Doorage.

• 5:57Tig Notaro?

  Gosh.

• 5:58Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 5:59Tig Notaro?

  That's why he's the master.

• 6:01Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, twist them up a little bit.

• 6:02Mae Martin?

  Four inch, I would, yeah, I wouldn't have thought of.

• 6:05Fortune Feimster?

  Fourage dorinch.

• 6:06Tig Notaro?

  I mean, but that's good. That is like a little window into genius right there.

• 6:14Mae Martin?

  God, I wish I could rhyme better.

• 6:17Tig Notaro?

  Well, you know what I, what it made me think is we need to come up with a brand new word that rhymes with, Fortune is day drunk and we need to just come to terms. She has her face fluffer. What is it?

• 6:33Fortune Feimster?

  My depuffer.

• 6:38Mae Martin?

  I know. I was just electrified by the idea of a word challenge and, and like, and then, and then Fortune starts depuffing her.

• 6:46Tig Notaro?

  Can we block Fortune's video?

• 6:49Fortune Feimster?

  No, continue talking. I'm just depuffing.

• 6:52Mae Martin?

  I just bought one for my mom. And again, this is not an ad. We're not sponsored by the puffer, but she loves it.

• 6:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I thought it was an ad for your mother.

• 7:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, this is not an ad for my mom.

• 7:04Fortune Feimster?

  I spent Mother's Day with my mom.

• 7:07Mae Martin?

  Good.

• 7:08Tig Notaro?

  As you should have.

• 7:10Mae Martin?

  Wait, isn't it still coming up?

• 7:13Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, but as of this recording.

• 7:15Mae Martin?

  Wait, but I love that you, you volunteered it. So we're gonna be like, well, how was it? What happened?

• 7:22Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know yet.

• 7:26Tig Notaro?

  I bet it went well. I bet it went well. Yeah, but it was a beautiful time.

• 7:31Mae Martin?

  Oh, I, uh, nothing. I'm here. I'm, I'm in my little office and I, last time we were together, I had forgotten to bring the thing I wanted to show you guys that a fan gave me. Yeah. I just, I hope you're as delighted by these as I am, but I'll just one by one reveal. So, okay. And I don't know who made these. I'm so sorry, but someone really smart. Okay. This is me as a bird. Okay. So this is, it's so good.

• 7:58Tig Notaro?

  That's pretty funny.

• 7:59Fortune Feimster?

  So good.

• 8:00Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 8:01Fortune Feimster?

  Your puffy chest.

• 8:02Mae Martin?

  This is Tig as a bird. And Tig has a little bottle with, that says Dyke dust.

• 8:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, Dyke dust. Why does Tig's hair look this very, um, Elvisy?

• 8:14Mae Martin?

  These are us as birds that a fan has made. Birds in suits. And then I've saved the best to last.

• 8:21Fortune Feimster?

  Oh no, I'm so scared.

• 8:24Mae Martin?

  I just love.

• 8:25Fortune Feimster?

  Oh no.

• 8:25Mae Martin?

  I love.

• 8:26Fortune Feimster?

  This is bird gonna be, oh no.

• 8:32Mae Martin?

  I love your hair.

• 8:33Tig Notaro?

  I knew it was gonna be something insane. That is unbelievable.

• 8:39Mae Martin?

  Is this not you as a bird 100%?

• 8:42Tig Notaro?

  You were gonna say in a nutshell, but in an eggshell.

• 8:45Fortune Feimster?

  This is you in an eggshell. Look at that wild hair.

• 8:48Mae Martin?

  It's so good.

• 8:49Fortune Feimster?

  So blonde, I'm so blonde.

• 8:51Tig Notaro?

  That is really inspired and great. And why in birds? Is there a connection I'm forgetting?

• 8:58Mae Martin?

  No, I don't think there's a bird. Maybe this person makes birds.

• 9:01Fortune Feimster?

  This person maybe specializes in birds.

• 9:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:03Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 9:05Fortune Feimster?

  And we're birds, handsome birds.

• 9:07Mae Martin?

  This hair is like Shirley Temple. It's like, it's like a little baby.

• 9:13Fortune Feimster?

  The curls are curling.

• 9:14Tig Notaro?

  Are those snuggly? Those little?

• 9:17Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, are you gonna sleep with them?

• 9:18Mae Martin?

  Well, I'll sleep with them for sure. Obviously, I have been, all three of them. The wings are very soft, but no, the bodies are tight and hard.

• 9:28Fortune Feimster?

  The wings. I ran into somebody that was like, I heard the podcast y'all did about not like, where you said you didn't like caricatures that are drawn of you and then gave me one. And I'm like, this is not better.

• 9:43Mae Martin?

  So they were being like, look, they can be good.

• 9:48Fortune Feimster?

  Look, I got, I have one of you that you're gonna like. And it was, I looked insane.

• 9:54Tig Notaro?

  Well, and that person just found out.

• 9:57Fortune Feimster?

  But listen, they're good at caricatures. I just don't look good as a caricature. I look crazy.

• 10:05Tig Notaro?

  Okay, but as a bird?

• 10:07Fortune Feimster?

  As a bird, I'm gorgeous.

• 10:08Tig Notaro?

  Also crazy, oh.

• 10:09Mae Martin?

  But look at all this stuff I gotta go through.

• 10:15Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa, but are those, you know your gifts?

• 10:18Tig Notaro?

  You're, you are bringing this.

• 10:21Mae Martin?

  On myself.

• 10:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah, by drawing attention to.

• 10:24Tig Notaro?

  And like sorting and organizing and.

• 10:27Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 10:28Fortune Feimster?

  When you ask, when you like talk about it, it makes people want to give you more things.

• 10:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you're gonna get so much more. Is that what you want?

• 10:35Mae Martin?

  I think secretly, yeah, cuz then I can, cuz then I can also complain about it and go, what am I gonna do with all this stuff? And that, there's a joy in complaining, but I do love it, like, um, and I only have four cities left on the tour, so.

• 10:46Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, so.

• 10:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:48Tig Notaro?

  Wow, are you feeling somewhat sad? Or are you like, I can't wrap up quick enough?

• 10:54Mae Martin?

  Like both, I'm, I'm really gonna miss it.

• 10:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:57Mae Martin?

  I, you know, I got my tattoo to commemorate it and I feel lucky and had, like, it's been like, like, it's actually changed me. Like, it's, I've learned a lot, but I know.

• 11:09Fortune Feimster?

  Change for the better.

• 11:12Mae Martin?

  I didn't say for the better.

• 11:13Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, it changed you, hardened you?

• 11:15Mae Martin?

  No, it did change me for the better. It's been like, like, there's been a real emotional depth to it. I really loved it. But, um, yeah, I, I'm ready for it to end. Oh, my God.

• 11:24Tig Notaro?

  What is, what is the biggest change that you've?

• 11:27Mae Martin?

  Well, the tattoo's permanent and I didn't have that before.

• 11:29Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, can you remind me what the tattoo is of?

• 11:32Tig Notaro?

  Thank you for asking.

• 11:33Mae Martin?

  Maybe I never showed you.

• 11:34Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know if you did.

• 11:36Tig Notaro?

  I feel like you were showing, were you showing our guests at the live show?

• 11:40Fortune Feimster?

  Blah, blah, boom, gams.

• 11:43Mae Martin?

  It's the tour bus.

• 11:44Tig Notaro?

  Hulu.

• 11:45Mae Martin?

  Uh huh. It's this, it's a little tour bus.

• 11:48Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay, yeah, that sounds familiar.

• 11:50Mae Martin?

  Which.

• 11:51Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I think you said it, but I, now that seems familiar, but we never saw it.

• 11:56Mae Martin?

  As you know, I clogged the tour bus toilet twice.

• 11:59Fortune Feimster?

  We're just gonna assume that tattoo stinks.

• 12:03Mae Martin?

  Scratch and sniff? Stinky bus tattoo is rancid.

• 12:08Fortune Feimster?

  Your nickname on the tour is Stinky Bus.

• 12:10Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, and takes a little boat.

• 12:13Fortune Feimster?

  Little boat. I saw Brittany Snow after our, um, live show and she said she was rocking her little cowboy hat around town.

• 12:23Mae Martin?

  No way.

• 12:24Tig Notaro?

  Where did you see her?

• 12:25Fortune Feimster?

  At the brunch today.

• 12:27Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 12:27Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, please let there be a paparazzi picture of her wearing that hat.

• 12:32Fortune Feimster?

  Little cowboy, cuz you know, it does fit her show, Hunting Wives, cuz it's a bunch of.

• 12:37Tig Notaro?

  Oh, it's Texas.

• 12:38Fortune Feimster?

  Texas, yeah, so, oh, that was funny.

• 12:41Tig Notaro?

  Sure, sure.

• 12:41Mae Martin?

  Really good.

• 12:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Okay.

• 12:44Fortune Feimster?

  You guys, what else?

• 12:50Fortune Feimster?

  Should I just pop some more?

• 12:52Tig Notaro?

  I know something that will-

• 12:53Fortune Feimster?

  You have a secret?

• 12:54Mae Martin?

  Oh, girl spill.

• 12:56Tig Notaro?

  Well, I can't tell you, I can't say, this can't be on the podcast.

• 13:01Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, please, please talk about something that we can't record.

• 13:04Tig Notaro?

  No, I'm, I'm going to be, this is wild. No, no, I just can't say what this is for, but I can show you the most disturbing, manly looking image of me that you'll ever see in your life. I, I have, you know, a life cast where they have to like-

• 13:24Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 13:24Tig Notaro?

  You know, for, just like, they have to make something for me.

• 13:29Mae Martin?

  Like prosthetics. Okay, yeah, yeah. So you don't want to say what it's for, but you're going to show us?

• 13:33Tig Notaro?

  It hasn't, it hasn't been announced yet.

• 13:35Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, you're filming, you're filming something that hasn't been announced yet.

• 13:38Tig Notaro?

  Exactly.

• 13:39Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 13:41Tig Notaro?

  But this is disgusting. And it's not, it's actual, it's actually my face on a computer scanned.

• 13:55Mae Martin?

  Uh huh.

• 13:57Tig Notaro?

  Oh, wow.

• 13:59Mae Martin?

  My god, Tig.

• 14:01Fortune Feimster?

  That is crazy.

• 14:03Mae Martin?

  Holy shit.

• 14:05Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 14:05Fortune Feimster?

  It kind of looks like that guy, the British guy that Taylor Swift dated for a minute, Tom somebody.

• 14:13Mae Martin?

  Oh, uh, who plays Loki?

• 14:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, what's his name?

• 14:17Mae Martin?

  Hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:19Fortune Feimster?

  Pull, pull up a picture of him, tell me that's not-

• 14:23Mae Martin?

  I don't see it. I'm seeing, no, I'm seeing like maybe an ancient Roman emperor who had a-

• 14:29Fortune Feimster?

  Tom Hiddleston.

• 14:30Mae Martin?

  You think Tom, can we see it again, Tig?

• 14:33Tig Notaro?

  Of course, I'm happy to show this off.

• 14:36Fortune Feimster?

  Show it.

• 14:37Mae Martin?

  Actually-

• 14:38Tig Notaro?

  I feel like people tell me I look like him.

• 14:41Fortune Feimster?

  Come on, bring it up.

• 14:42Tig Notaro?

  I feel like I've been tagged.

• 14:44Fortune Feimster?

  Twins, look at that, that's crazy.

• 14:47Mae Martin?

  And if you're just listening to this, Tig's, um, showing us, it's like a bald-

• 14:53Fortune Feimster?

  The same.

• 14:54Mae Martin?

  A bald blue-

• 14:56Speaker 04

  Thing of her face that looks really, yeah. What, how are you feeling looking at that?

• 15:01Fortune Feimster?

  I feel like I'm very good at this.

• 15:03Tig Notaro?

  I, um, I think it's real and it's honest. And it also makes me think like, okay, I am a gay person. And I present in a more, uh, you know, leaning in a masculine direction. I look at this picture of myself and I go, okay, what if I dated men? And I identified with being straight? Would my face still fall this way? You know what I mean?

• 15:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:33Tig Notaro?

  Like, like, there's something going on because, yes, go ahead.

• 15:39Speaker 04

  Cause I, people say there's such a thing as gay face, right? Like, and you, there, I kind of, I kind of know what they mean. Like, there's like a

• 15:48Tig Notaro?

  Day drunk.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  A strong jaw.

• 15:52Tig Notaro?

  She's day drunk.

• 15:53Speaker 04

  Now, but I have a gay face.

• 15:56Fortune Feimster?

  But you're day drunk. Is this a gay face?

• 16:01Tig Notaro?

  If you're day drunk.

• 16:04Fortune Feimster?

  But am I gay in my face?

• 16:09Tig Notaro?

  You are drunk in your day.

• 16:11Speaker 04

  I'm not drunk.

• 16:17Speaker 06

  Hi, I'm Beck Bennett.

• 16:18Speaker 04

  I thought I was Beck Bennett.

• 16:19Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no.

• 16:20Speaker 04

  I'm Kyle Mooney.

• 16:21Speaker 06

  Yes, exactly. No, all good, all good.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  Thanks, buddy.

• 16:23Speaker 06

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• 16:29Fortune Feimster?

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• 16:55Speaker 04

  Oh, do I need to go to like, do I need another type of website to like, find the right pictures or like another type of website to upload the?

• 17:02Speaker 06

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• 17:03Speaker 04

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• 17:06Fortune Feimster?

  No, I want it makes it easy. Make it easy on me, please.

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• 17:20Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, let's come up with a domain right now. Let's see. I wonder if it exists.

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• 17:26Fortune Feimster?

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• 17:41Tig Notaro?

  Okay. But yeah, I think I have resting gay face.

• 17:45Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 17:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I would like to see.

• 17:48Tig Notaro?

  Would you have known that was me?

• 17:50Fortune Feimster?

  No, I would think it was Tom Hiddleston.

• 17:53Tig Notaro?

  I probably should have led with, who do you think this is?

• 17:57Fortune Feimster?

  Tom Hiddleston.

• 17:58Mae Martin?

  I think I would have thought it was like your, your brother or your, or your uncle or something.

• 18:03Fortune Feimster?

  I would have thought it was your grandpa.

• 18:08Mae Martin?

  I mean, when he takes, seeing something.

• 18:13Fortune Feimster?

  The Judds.

• 18:14Mae Martin?

  But without hair, I mean, anyone with like, imagine Fortune totally bald. Imagine me totally bald.

• 18:20Tig Notaro?

  Well, and also I can see all of like my lack of symmetry.

• 18:25Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 18:26Tig Notaro?

  You know, it like, it just highlights every truth to my face.

• 18:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:31Tig Notaro?

  When they told me I had to do a life cast, which is what that's called.

• 18:38Tig Notaro?

  I misunderstood and I thought they were saying it only needed to be the back of my head. And when they started putting the wet clay across my eyes and mouth, I got completely claustrophobic.

• 18:55Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, yes.

• 18:56Tig Notaro?

  And I had to wave to stop.

• 18:58Fortune Feimster?

  I've heard, I've heard that's super claustrophobic.

• 19:01Tig Notaro?

  Whoa.

• 19:02Mae Martin?

  Do they put straws, straws in your nose and stuff and you're supposed to breathe through your, I can't.

• 19:08Tig Notaro?

  There were no straws, but like I just, and they allowed me to have one eye without the clay. And I just shut my eye, but I was like, no can do.

• 19:19Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 19:20Tig Notaro?

  No can do.

• 19:21Fortune Feimster?

  How long did it take again?

• 19:23Tig Notaro?

  Honestly, it wasn't even that long, but even a second covered in that was terrifying.

• 19:32Fortune Feimster?

  I don't like that.

• 19:33Tig Notaro?

  Are you claustrophobic?

• 19:35Fortune Feimster?

  Um, no, but that just, I don't like the feeling of not being able to breathe.

• 19:40Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 19:41Fortune Feimster?

  Like, I went scuba diving once and it, it was not for me.

• 19:45Mae Martin?

  Same. I get, I'm pretty claustrophobic. Yeah. If, like, if you're doing an escape room and they say, is anyone here claustrophobic? I say, yes. So I must be.

• 19:55Tig Notaro?

  And how does that fix anything?

• 19:57Mae Martin?

  Uh, then maybe you go, I'm, I don't want to be the one to scurry into the little dark corridor.

• 20:02Fortune Feimster?

  Don't get me scurrying, y'all.

• 20:03Mae Martin?

  I had a, a close friend who, we were pranking each other back and forth for years. And so one of the pranks he did on me was, he got me into his closet and closed the door and locked it. And it was a small, dark closet. And then he'd hidden in there a speaker and it was his voice going, hello, may I put rats in the closet with you? And I, I, everyone's laughing and I was going, let me out, let me out. It's not funny anymore. And then I, I had to, I thought, I gotta get through this. And so I just went silent and I just put my head down and I was like, this'll be over soon. And it was really weird because it was just a funny prank, but I was like, not.

• 20:38Tig Notaro?

  But it wasn't a funny prank.

• 20:39Mae Martin?

  No, I was freaking out.

• 20:41Fortune Feimster?

  I don't like pranks.

• 20:43Mae Martin?

  I like them because it shows someone was thinking about you.

• 20:46Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 20:47Mae Martin?

  And focusing on you.

• 20:49Fortune Feimster?

  That's, that's an interesting perception of a prank.

• 20:54Mae Martin?

  It's true.

• 20:54Fortune Feimster?

  I've never heard, I've never heard that before. I met someone's thinking of you. Huh.

• 20:59Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that kind of like, someone's gone out of their way to prepare something to, to delight or torment you. Either way, it's nice that they were thinking about you.

• 21:07Fortune Feimster?

  Someone went out of their way to torment you. Cool.

• 21:11Tig Notaro?

  Okay. So when I've told you about my prank where I go out into the back patio of somebody's house and I say, just so everybody knows, I'm going to bed in 10 minutes. You don't like that.

• 21:23Fortune Feimster?

  No, that's like, whatever.

• 21:25Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 21:26Fortune Feimster?

  It's more of your prank where you like went tying everyone's shoes together at the table.

• 21:31Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 21:32Mae Martin?

  You wouldn't like that?

• 21:33Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 21:34Mae Martin?

  Really? I I'd be like, oh, great. We got someone to talk about.

• 21:40Fortune Feimster?

  Or like, uh, but that one's kind of harmless. So it's like, it would just kind of like, okay.

• 21:45Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 21:46Fortune Feimster?

  I guess it would be more like, um,

• 21:48Mae Martin?

  Like if I sent you an anonymous letter.

• 21:50Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, oh, let's pretend we're all in the Girl Scouts.

• 21:53Mae Martin?

  I wish.

• 21:53Tig Notaro?

  Camp handsome.

• 21:54Fortune Feimster?

  Camp handsome, and we're in our bunks, and you put like a snake in my bed.

• 22:00Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I'm not into that stuff.

• 22:02Fortune Feimster?

  Or you like,

• 22:03Tig Notaro?

  Or even a frog in your bed.

• 22:04Fortune Feimster?

  Or you froze my bra.

• 22:07Mae Martin?

  Is that a prank?

• 22:08Fortune Feimster?

  My honey love, you froze my honey love.

• 22:11Mae Martin?

  Is that like a well-known prank?

• 22:12Fortune Feimster?

  Don't you go freezing my honey love.

• 22:16Mae Martin?

  Wait.

• 22:16Fortune Feimster?

  If you freeze my honey love, I swear to God.

• 22:22Mae Martin?

  Did you just invent that? Or is that a thing, freezing bras?

• 22:26Fortune Feimster?

  No, that was like a thing when we were kids that people would do as like, like they would pick one girl, take her bra and put it in the freezer. I don't know why. Or did you do the the thing where when someone's sleeping, you if you, they said if you put their hand in water, they would pee themselves.

• 22:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, warm water, yeah.

• 22:45Fortune Feimster?

  See, like, I'm not into that.

• 22:47Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 22:47Fortune Feimster?

  That that kind of stuff. I guess the tie and shoe one was not really a good example because like, who cares? But it's more of that.

• 22:54Tig Notaro?

  But yeah, I also, you know, I'm not into the whole like, and this is so beyond a prank, but like pushing someone in a pool.

• 23:00Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:01Tig Notaro?

  Like with their clothes on and like,

• 23:03Fortune Feimster?

  A, because most people have cell phones now, and that's like a $1,200 thing in your pocket.

• 23:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 23:10Fortune Feimster?

  And then, you know, people can get hurt.

• 23:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, when I was a kid, if my brother would do something like that, and then afterwards, he'd do something objectively cruel. Then afterwards, he'd go, for a joke. And that was like, those three words for a joke. Yeah, you're right.

• 23:26Tig Notaro?

  For a joke.

• 23:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, he was thinking of me.

• 23:29Fortune Feimster?

  He was thinking of you. How sweet.

• 23:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 23:32Mae Martin?

  Okay, what's making me want to prank you? I have to say like an anon-

• 23:35Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 23:35Mae Martin?

  An anonymous letter or something. Or how about this? You guys prank me?

• 23:39Fortune Feimster?

  Anonymous letter.

• 23:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we should prank May, and that way May will know we've been thinking about them.

• 23:47Mae Martin?

  I'll finally have confirmation.

• 23:50Fortune Feimster?

  Thinking about you.

• 23:52Tig Notaro?

  Who is that?

• 23:53Fortune Feimster?

  Thinking about you.

• 23:54Mae Martin?

  I don't know, is it Taylor Dane?

• 23:57Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 23:58Fortune Feimster?

  No, I don't know who it is. Uh, I've been thinking about you.

• 24:02Mae Martin?

  Are you guys freaked out by wax music? Like, I'm thinking about your face cast. Do you guys enjoy, uh, like a Madame Tussauds? Like a Madame?

• 24:11Fortune Feimster?

  Sure don't.

• 24:11Mae Martin?

  You, did it freak you out?

• 24:13Tig Notaro?

  No. I feel nothing.

• 24:15Fortune Feimster?

  It just feels fake.

• 24:16Mae Martin?

  Oh, okay. I, I like.

• 24:18Fortune Feimster?

  Are you into it?

• 24:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm into any kind of novelty experience, you know, like where you pay an exorbitant amount of money and go to the gift shop. But I like seeing everyone's heights. That, I like that. And I like when.

• 24:32Fortune Feimster?

  Because is that the scale?

• 24:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah, they're to scale, like a Madame Tussauds, two sods, two sods thing. They're, they're to scale.

• 24:39Fortune Feimster?

  Sodes?

• 24:40Mae Martin?

  And my favorite is when you go, now who is this meant to be?

• 24:43Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, when it's so off?

• 24:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:46Tig Notaro?

  And would you, um, just be thrilled if there was one of you?

• 24:50Mae Martin?

  Oh, I mean, I'm pretty easy to please. I feel like.

• 24:53Fortune Feimster?

  You're happy there's a bird that looks like you.

• 24:55Tig Notaro?

  If somebody just says, I know you.

• 24:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:59Tig Notaro?

  You're thrilled.

• 25:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like I went to the, the psychic I saw who, whose face melted. She wrote me a little post-it that said, um, you are seen and understood and loved or something like that. And I got it up on my mirror in my bedroom.

• 25:13Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that's nice.

• 25:15Fortune Feimster?

  I assume in relationships, that's very important too as well.

• 25:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, to feel understood. Yeah, yeah.

• 25:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 25:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:22Tig Notaro?

  That's pretty common.

• 25:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

• 25:26Fortune Feimster?

  But maybe some people need it more than others.

• 25:29Mae Martin?

  Maves.

• 25:29Tig Notaro?

  That's true, Fortune. You're speaking your, uh, whiskey wisdom. Uh oh, here comes the puffer.

• 25:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Fortune's truth serum. Yeah. Oh, have another one. Can you go whip yourself up a little drink?

• 25:43Fortune Feimster?

  I gotta fly tonight.

• 25:45Mae Martin?

  Tonight? Where are you flying?

• 25:46Fortune Feimster?

  Toronto.

• 25:48Mae Martin?

  Oh, my place where I'm from.

• 25:50Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna see your people.

• 25:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah. You should swing by, see my mom and you guys could depuff your face.

• 25:55Fortune Feimster?

  Hello, mum.

• 25:56Mae Martin?

  Hello, mum.

• 25:58Tig Notaro?

  Do you use the depuffer when you're not on handsome?

• 26:02Fortune Feimster?

  Nope.

• 26:02Mae Martin?

  It's only during the pod.

• 26:05Fortune Feimster?

  Look, there's a heat, there's a heat one too.

• 26:08Mae Martin?

  That's the one I use more, actually.

• 26:09Tig Notaro?

  Wait, you have a whole separate depuffer?

• 26:13Fortune Feimster?

  No, it's on the same thing. That's why it's amazing. I should use it more though.

• 26:18Tig Notaro?

  Did I get sent one?

• 26:19Fortune Feimster?

  Did you hear my tummy just now?

• 26:21Mae Martin?

  Fortune and I just happened to buy them.

• 26:24Tig Notaro?

  That's not true.

• 26:25Fortune Feimster?

  I bought it and influenced May.

• 26:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 26:28Tig Notaro?

  Is that true?

• 26:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Fortune's an influencer and I bought one.

• 26:31Tig Notaro?

  So that's not one of our advertisers?

• 26:33Mae Martin?

  No.

• 26:35Fortune Feimster?

  I learned about this from a makeup artist and then I came on the pod once and talked to, I called it a depuffer.

• 26:42Mae Martin?

  The depuffer.

• 26:43Fortune Feimster?

  And it's a depuffer.

• 26:46Mae Martin?

  Depuffer.

• 26:47Fortune Feimster?

  And then May was like, should I get one? And I said, well, everybody swears by this. Yeah.

• 26:52Tig Notaro?

  And have you noticed any differences in the three episodes you've used it?

• 26:56Fortune Feimster?

  If I use it more, maybe. I also have one of those red light masks I need to start using.

• 27:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I like those.

• 27:03Fortune Feimster?

  Do you use one, May?

• 27:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I developed.

• 27:05Tig Notaro?

  Girl, tell me.

• 27:07Mae Martin?

  I brought it on the tour bus because it also vibrates and I like a vibrating.

• 27:10Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, and what is it supposed to do?

• 27:12Mae Martin?

  No idea.

• 27:15Mae Martin?

  It's relaxing it.

• 27:16Fortune Feimster?

  Eva Aguirre gave it to us.

• 27:18Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 27:19Mae Martin?

  To us?

• 27:21Fortune Feimster?

  Well, no, not to, when I was shooting that movie.

• 27:24Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. I got a lot of beauty products during that filming.

• 27:29Tig Notaro?

  Good.

• 27:30Fortune Feimster?

  Because I, it was a, a girl movie and I was a girl.

• 27:34Tig Notaro?

  Yes, you're a girl.

• 27:38Mae Martin?

  I have a real parent, like paranoia about being puffy because for some reason, growing up, my mom would always comment about people. She'd go, did you see their face was puffy? And she'd always say, it's probably from alcohol. She would use, she'd say, puffy from alcohol. So now I always.

• 27:53Fortune Feimster?

  She's gonna think I'm puffy.

• 27:55Mae Martin?

  No way. No, you've, you've depuffed.

• 27:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 27:59Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 28:00Tig Notaro?

  And is that what it does? Is it takes puffiness, the depuffer?

• 28:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it, around your eyes and stuff.

• 28:06Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 28:07Mae Martin?

  Are people into this? This comes.

• 28:10Tig Notaro?

  I guess we'll see.

• 28:11Fortune Feimster?

  Whatever.

• 28:13Tig Notaro?

  Well, should we get to our question?

• 28:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 28:16Fortune Feimster?

  Today's question is brought to you by AT&T.

• 28:20Mae Martin?

  Today's question asker is an actor, writer and comedian who was a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 2013 to 2022. He co-wrote and starred in the movie, "Briggsby Bear" and wrote and directed the horror comedy, "Y2K." He co-hosts "What's Our Podcast?" with his longtime collaborator, Beck Bennett. Kyle Mooney is asking today's question.

• 28:40Fortune Feimster?

  Kyle was so funny. Oh, we haven't gotten the question yet, but Kyle was very funny on SNL. Anyway, play the question.

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Hey everybody. My name's Kyle Mooney and I'm curious if there's a piece of clothing that you miss. Maybe something that you wore a lot at a certain point in your life, or maybe something that just brings back a lot of memories that you lost, or you don't know where it is. I'm excited to hear what you think.

• 29:10Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. That is a person with funny bones.

• 29:15Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:17Mae Martin?

  That's what I was saying earlier.

• 29:18Fortune Feimster?

  He's a silly man.

• 29:20Mae Martin?

  I've never met him.

• 29:21Fortune Feimster?

  Silly goose.

• 29:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Are you guys friends with Kyle?

• 29:24Fortune Feimster?

  I've met Kyle before. He's very nice. I think I met him at a SNL after-party.

• 29:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I know Kyle through, Stephanie came up with Kyle and Beck and all those guys. In fact, I was at Kyle's going away party when he got SNL.

• 29:40Mae Martin?

  Oh, no way.

• 29:41Fortune Feimster?

  Funny.

• 29:41Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 29:43Mae Martin?

  Put in a good word. I want to be friends with him.

• 29:46Fortune Feimster?

  I could see y'all being buds.

• 29:48Mae Martin?

  Do you think? Okay.

• 29:49Fortune Feimster?

  I think his podcast is also a head gum.

• 29:52Tig Notaro?

  Yes, it is.

• 29:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Fortune Feimster?

  We have recorded beside them before.

• 29:57Tig Notaro?

  Yes, we have.

• 29:58Mae Martin?

  Okay, I like the question too about a piece of clothing that you really miss. Because also when you're younger, you get more attached to single items of clothing, I think. And they represent like a real era in your era, era?

• 30:12Fortune Feimster?

  Either one.

• 30:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 30:14Mae Martin?

  In your life?

• 30:14Tig Notaro?

  Tomato, tomato.

• 30:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, potato, potato. I think my answer is I had a gap brown corduroy hooded jacket that had like that fake sheep fur in it. And I had it like 13 to 17 through all the sketchiest years. And it was like, it was so comforting. And it was very like gender euphoric for me at that age. Like, maybe it wasn't hooded, actually. Maybe it was, I think it had a collar I popped. Like, it had a...

• 30:45Fortune Feimster?

  Got to.

• 30:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And I just felt like I was Jack Kerouac going around Toronto. And I'd wear it in like the middle of winter, freezing cold, and it wasn't warm enough. But I loved it.

• 30:54Fortune Feimster?

  Like no lining to it.

• 30:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:57Tig Notaro?

  It was sounding very Bob Dylan.

• 30:59Mae Martin?

  Very, oh, you know what? Like the cover of that album where he's got the babe and they're walking down the street.

• 31:05Tig Notaro?

  That's what it reminded me of with your little popped collar.

• 31:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Fortune Feimster?

  And you wore those for like a really long time?

• 31:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I mean, I, yeah, I used it as like a blanket if I would crash at people's house. Like, I just, and it was like... Yeah, I have friends that still mention it like, remember that filthy rag you used to wear?

• 31:25Tig Notaro?

  How often does it come up?

• 31:27Mae Martin?

  Uh, just, I have my two best friends, Gabby and Nicole, we kind of rehash the same five years of our life incessantly.

• 31:34Tig Notaro?

  Pull out the old files.

• 31:35Mae Martin?

  Oh, hell yeah. Dust off the dusty volumes.

• 31:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 31:38Fortune Feimster?

  Apparently vintage t-shirts are way back in.

• 31:42Mae Martin?

  Did they go out?

• 31:44Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, like, some people have always been into vintage t-shirts, but it's like really a thing right now.

• 31:50Mae Martin?

  Oh, right.

• 31:50Fortune Feimster?

  To the point of like, there are certain shirts in a store that like a t-shirt, some of them are like 200, 300 bucks.

• 31:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, well, if they're, if they're rare and collectible, like I

• 32:02Tig Notaro?

  How much do you think I could get for my Go-Go's t-shirt?

• 32:05Mae Martin?

  Honestly, like $1,500, I think, yeah. It's an original Go-Go's t-shirt worn by one of the Go-Go's, right?

• 32:12Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yeah.

• 32:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 32:14Tig Notaro?

  Charlotte Caffey, who I believe listens to our podcast. Shout out. She brought it to me at Largo and I will never sell it.

• 32:25Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it's your treasure.

• 32:27Tig Notaro?

  Oh, man, is it a treasure. I have a whole drawer full of concert, I think we already went through this yesterday, but a whole concert t-shirt drawer.

• 32:37Mae Martin?

  God, I want to get in that drawer.

• 32:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 32:39Mae Martin?

  I also regret my answer because I have a Paul McCartney vintage t-shirt that is, I wore so much, it's like threadbare, like it's got big holes in it. I can't wear it anymore.

• 32:48Tig Notaro?

  What year is it from?

• 32:49Mae Martin?

  I, it's from a Wings tour, so it would have been

• 32:51Tig Notaro?

  Whoa.

• 32:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 32:52Tig Notaro?

  Chicken Wings?

• 32:54Mae Martin?

  Like 80s, early 80s.

• 32:55Tig Notaro?

  Where did you get that?

• 32:56Fortune Feimster?

  He had a chicken wing tour?

• 33:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah, his chicken wing tour before he became a vocal vegetarian.

• 33:03Fortune Feimster?

  Sponsored by Hooters?

• 33:05Tig Notaro?

  There are vegan chicken wings?

• 33:07Mae Martin?

  I had, I had a friend who was like, I've had this t-shirt forever and I just feel like you should have it and then, and then left it on my parents' porch and then I got it and I, I wish I had been more careful with it because it's like big holes, but I love it.

• 33:20Tig Notaro?

  Give your friend my number.

• 33:22Fortune Feimster?

  I know, that's a nice friend.

• 33:23Tig Notaro?

  I know.

• 33:25Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't keep any, I have no like vintage t-shirts.

• 33:30Tig Notaro?

  Do you want any?

• 33:31Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, I don't know.

• 33:34Tig Notaro?

  That's no.

• 33:37Tig Notaro?

  I know the answer. What was your old ass shirt?

• 33:48Fortune Feimster?

  I go into, I have some friends that are very into vintage shopping. I just kinda go in the store and sit down and watch like them shop.

• 33:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 33:57Fortune Feimster?

  I don't, so yeah, I guess I'm not into, into vintage stuff.

• 34:01Tig Notaro?

  I don't know.

• 34:02Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 34:06Tig Notaro?

  I do.

• 34:07Fortune Feimster?

  No, I guess I don't want that.

• 34:09Mae Martin?

  But do you have an item of clothing, like, like maybe something you used to always do stand up in when you first started or something?

• 34:16Fortune Feimster?

  God, I went through so many phases of terrible fashion choices and stand up.

• 34:21Mae Martin?

  I want to see them all.

• 34:22Fortune Feimster?

  Go back to any of them.

• 34:24Tig Notaro?

  Wait, that you were wearing specifically like, okay, putting on my comedy outfit?

• 34:29Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm. Early days, it was a vest.

• 34:31Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 34:32Fortune Feimster?

  Like, like a button up vest, you know?

• 34:34Tig Notaro?

  Got to, got to.

• 34:35Fortune Feimster?

  Sometimes a tie.

• 34:37Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 34:38Tig Notaro?

  Fortune.

• 34:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 34:39Tig Notaro?

  Marie.

• 34:40Fortune Feimster?

  I have a headshot with that outfit.

• 34:43Tig Notaro?

  Um, can you sign it?

• 34:44Fortune Feimster?

  Then it moved into, um, sweater vest.

• 34:48Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 34:50Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, that was a big one. Um, then, then it moved into, um, golf shirts.

• 35:00Tig Notaro?

  Trying to make your way out of the closet.

• 35:02Fortune Feimster?

  And then it moved into, um, uh, button up, short sleeve shirts.

• 35:09Tig Notaro?

  And bow ties.

• 35:10Fortune Feimster?

  Uh-huh. And then it moved into, um, which I think I'm currently kinda in a shacket.

• 35:18Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. I love a shacket. Yeah. I love it. With like a t-shirt underneath.

• 35:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 35:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 35:22Fortune Feimster?

  But some of those choices were like, oof.

• 35:26Mae Martin?

  I think it's time to bring back the vest and tie.

• 35:29Fortune Feimster?

  And there was a, there, and there was a phase where I was just straight up t-shirt and sometimes they were too short. And so just a little peak of my belly would be showing, like I was a plumber or something.

• 35:42Tig Notaro?

  Got to.

• 35:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 35:44Tig Notaro?

  Gotta have a peek-a-boo every time for the fans.

• 35:47Fortune Feimster?

  God, there's some rough pictures out there of me. I don't know what I was thinking with some of these outfits.

• 35:53Mae Martin?

  You know, when you're doing a show and they, they are promoting it and they for some reason pick a 15-year-old photo from, so and you're like, uh, do I reach out and say, can you not use that? Like it doesn't even look like me anymore.

• 36:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, so I don't want to revisit any of those. But I, a piece of, the shoes count? In this scenario, well.

• 36:15Tig Notaro?

  Everything counts.

• 36:17Fortune Feimster?

  I went through a phase of, do you remember Sebago's?

• 36:20Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 36:21Fortune Feimster?

  You want me, okay, hold on.

• 36:23Tig Notaro?

  Hold on.

• 36:24Fortune Feimster?

  It's like a boat shoe, but it was brown.

• 36:27Tig Notaro?

  But like topsiders?

• 36:29Fortune Feimster?

  Sebago loafers. I'm gonna show you. So the, these were like all the rage when I was young, at least in my area.

• 36:40Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, those are timeless.

• 36:42Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that's like, they're called, like, topsiders?

• 36:45Fortune Feimster?

  Well, these apparently, these particular ones were called Sebago's.

• 36:49Mae Martin?

  No, yeah, those are, yeah, those look like, like boat shoes to me.

• 36:53Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, they're like boat shoes. Well, I wore these all the time.

• 36:56Tig Notaro?

  Do mainly fellas wear those?

• 36:59Fortune Feimster?

  Probably, yeah.

• 37:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 37:01Fortune Feimster?

  And they had like the little, um, you know, these, these shoelaces.

• 37:06Mae Martin?

  The leather shoelaces, yeah.

• 37:07Fortune Feimster?

  That would always come untied.

• 37:09Tig Notaro?

  Are they considered little boat?

• 37:11Fortune Feimster?

  They're little boat shoes. And I wore these all the freaking time for like several years. But I didn't wear socks with them.

• 37:20Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, that smells good.

• 37:21Fortune Feimster?

  They were like boat shoes. And my feet, these shoes smelled so bad that my friend's parents would have to put my shoes outside when I came over.

• 37:32Tig Notaro?

  And light them on fire.

• 37:34Fortune Feimster?

  And I don't know why I didn't, like, they're putting my shoes out. I don't know why it didn't occur to me like, maybe you should stop doing this. These are so bad that they don't want them inside their house. And I was just kept doing it for a couple of years. And honestly, if I could go back to that, I would.

• 37:53Mae Martin?

  If I could. Would you wear socks?

• 37:58Mae Martin?

  Would you wear socks? If you did it now, would you wear socks?

• 38:00Fortune Feimster?

  I would have to wear the like little, um, no show socks, you know what I'm talking about?

• 38:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, dainty little guys.

• 38:06Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I would have to do that. Um, but as far as clothing, I rocked some Umbros.

• 38:14Fortune Feimster?

  Umbro shorts for many years. There was a, um, one, uh, that was a tur- like a turquoise and purple, sort of like a Charlotte Hornets colors back in the day. Um, I wore those all the time.

• 38:27Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 38:27Fortune Feimster?

  I would, I would like to dig up those.

• 38:30Tig Notaro?

  All right.

• 38:30Fortune Feimster?

  I'd also like to be able to fit in those, but I don't think that would happen in these times.

• 38:35Tig Notaro?

  I'd like to see in your little boat shoes with tube socks up to your knees.

• 38:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and your turquoise umbrows and, and a vest and a tie.

• 38:46Tig Notaro?

  Bowtie.

• 38:47Fortune Feimster?

  Can you believe I was wearing golf shirts on stage? Like what?

• 38:52Mae Martin?

  Why?

• 38:54Fortune Feimster?

  Why was I doing that?

• 38:56Tig Notaro?

  I went through a period of time where it wasn't stand-up related. It was just like me and the world where um, an ex-girlfriend of mine gave me her old um, Canadian sweater that had an eagle on the back. And I just wore it all the time. I was obsessed with it when we were together. And when we broke up, she gave me the sweater as a parting gift.

• 39:24Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 39:25Tig Notaro?

  And um, and, but I wore it on stage all the time. I wore it out and about in the world. It just was always on me.

• 39:33Mae Martin?

  Is it the, the, a thick knitted one? Like a?

• 39:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I've seen you, pictures of you in that and?

• 39:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. I wore it all the time.

• 39:41Mae Martin?

  That's funny. It was Canadian. The eagle feels so American. It feels, and then the, but yeah.

• 39:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, the eagle is on the back. Um.

• 39:49Mae Martin?

  What happened to it?

• 39:50Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I still have it. I don't, I don't miss it. Um, but it's just here. Um, I was just going off of the uh, stand-up outfits. Cause people thought that I was wearing that as a stand-up um, comedy outfit. And I, I wasn't. I was just wearing it all the time.

• 40:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 40:08Tig Notaro?

  Um, and um, and it was at a time when I was always on stage. I mean, open mics and dropping in, doing sets and whatever. But um, I would say that the article of clothing I miss is this blazer that I must have left in like a, I don't know if it was at the lo- at the dry cleaners or in a closet at a hotel, but it was um, Really small, black and white checked blazer.

• 40:39Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 40:39Tig Notaro?

  And, um, and I just loved it so, so much. And now I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's still in style, but I, it was a painful loss for me.

• 40:53Mae Martin?

  Oh. See like, I'm gonna make a note in my phone and then, and then try and find it for you. That's like, I'm like, I have to, all I have to go on, well, all I have to, or the one. The one? All I have to go on is tiny, black and white check.

• 41:09Tig Notaro?

  I think it was the company Superdry. It's a Japanese clothing company, you know, Superdry?

• 41:15Mae Martin?

  Uh huh. You know, when you see pictures of yourself as like a kid, kid and, and you're like, God, that was a cool sweater or something like some of the nine, the nineties stuff. I had the big, bold patterns and stuff and yeah.

• 41:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I wasn't a kid then, but, um, I had, I was, you know, seventies.

• 41:36Mae Martin?

  That was, that would have been cool stuff too.

• 41:38Tig Notaro?

  I still have T-shirts from the seventies, like my soccer T-shirts from when I was like five and six. And then, yeah, and when I went to summer camp, YMCA summer camp T-shirt.

• 41:54Mae Martin?

  You can probably still fit in them too. Yeah.

• 41:56Tig Notaro?

  Um, I used to, uh, I don't, I don't think, I don't think now, but for a while, like 20 years ago, I used to still wear them, but I don't, I don't quite fit in there.

• 42:07Mae Martin?

  And now you have them just for nostalgia purposes?

• 42:11Tig Notaro?

  Well, I think I mentioned this. I, I gave them to my kids and they wore them and then they grew out of them. And now I'm like, now what do I do?

• 42:20Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 42:21Tig Notaro?

  You know, it, it feels like I've really hit the end of the road with these.

• 42:26Mae Martin?

  Don't abandon them. No.

• 42:28Tig Notaro?

  Say that, man.

• 42:29Mae Martin?

  You say that, man. Maybe wait till your kids have kids, maybe. That's a long time.

• 42:35Tig Notaro?

  It is. Um, so maybe I'll just, uh, you know, open an eBay store and sell all my old

• 42:43Tig Notaro?

  rock jerseys and.

• 42:45Mae Martin?

  No, give it, give them to me first.

• 42:47Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 42:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah. They sound cool.

• 42:49Tig Notaro?

  But again, my son is very, one of my sons is very into collectibles and he really doesn't care what it's about. He just wants to know, is this rare? Is it a collectible? Is this worth anything? And we have a joke in our family because one night we were with Glennon Doyle and Abby Wambach and, um, and I can't remember what it was, but some, somehow it turned into, well, if Abby licked it, it would be worth more. And so now, now anything where, um, where it comes up, oh, well, how much is that worth? Well, it's worth this, but maybe if we have

• 43:32Tig Notaro?

  Abby lick it, uh, it'll go up a few hundred dollars. So, uh, that's our plan. That's our retirement plan is just to have Abby Wambach go around the house and lick everything.

• 43:44Mae Martin?

  I like that.

• 43:45Tig Notaro?

  You lick that.

• 43:47Fortune Feimster?

  I did once lose a pair of my favorite underwear in a hotel room. I'd like to get those back.

• 43:53Mae Martin?

  I'll get on it. I'll make a note. What's the brand?

• 43:56Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. They're the most comfortable pair of underwear I've ever owned in my entire life. They were like, kind of light, but enough support. I've never seen them since.

• 44:06Tig Notaro?

  Support for what?

• 44:08Fortune Feimster?

  My cooter.

• 44:09Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I have never felt like I need support in my underwear.

• 44:21Fortune Feimster?

  I needed lift it up.

• 44:23Tig Notaro?

  You've reached that age where you're dragging coot?

• 44:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, my cooter's dropping.

• 44:29Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 44:31Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God. What the hell is going on?

• 44:36Fortune Feimster?

  You need a little support for the coots, you know?

• 44:42Tig Notaro?

  May, do you need underwear support?

• 44:47Fortune Feimster?

  No, I'm not. Y'all are tiny. Y'all don't know this problem.

• 44:52Tig Notaro?

  The old saggy coot?

• 44:54Fortune Feimster?

  My old saggy coot needs some support.

• 44:57Mae Martin?

  Needs to be cradled.

• 44:59Fortune Feimster?

  I need it just a bit of a hammock.

• 45:03Tig Notaro?

  Oh, visuals.

• 45:07Fortune Feimster?

  Thank you for giving me that opportunity.

• 45:10Tig Notaro?

  Oh, thank you for, uh, creating that visual. Should we hear what, um, Kyle Mooney has to say?

• 45:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 45:18Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. A clothing, a piece of clothing that I miss is a

• 45:22Speaker 04

  T-shirt I had that I got in college that I bought at the Goodwill, probably in like 2005. And it said, if I die and don't go to heaven, send me to Aruba. And it had an iguana on it. And he was drinking a tropical drink and he had like a Hawaiian shirt on. Uh, and I don't know that I'd wear that shirt now, but I wore it probably weekly from the year 2005 until 2011 or something like that. And it just, when I see a picture of it, I'm taken back to being in my twenties and figuring out who I was and even my kind of figuring out what,

• 46:04Speaker 04

  how I wanted to present myself to the world. Um, so I, in that way, I missed that shirt, but I don't think I'd put it on. Hope you guys had a great podcast.

• 46:14Fortune Feimster?

  Did you guys ever wear shirts with sayings on it?

• 46:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I had one. I had one. And this is maybe the most embarrassing photo of me that exists is I, I went to a Good Charlotte concert when I was 13 with a boy I had a crush on called Brett Morris. Shout out Brett.

• 46:30Fortune Feimster?

  Yo Brett.

• 46:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And Good Charlotte, I, I don't, we waited after to meet them and we got a photo with Benji Madden and Joel Madden. And I, I got tits. I'm in this really tight t-shirt. I got long hair in a ponytail and braces.

• 46:47Fortune Feimster?

  Cooter support?

• 46:48Mae Martin?

  I had no cooter support needed.

• 46:50Fortune Feimster?

  You didn't need it.

• 46:51Mae Martin?

  And then on the t-shirt, I said, it's always the quiet ones. And I'm standing there like this.

• 47:00Mae Martin?

  It just looked like puberty is raining down upon me like a storm.

• 47:05Fortune Feimster?

  What does it even imply?

• 47:06Mae Martin?

  I don't know. Like that you better watch out for me.

• 47:09Fortune Feimster?

  Better watch out. You don't, you don't know what a spitfire I am underneath all this.

• 47:14Tig Notaro?

  I was about to say, here comes trouble is what it means. And that is a t-shirt I had in the seventies was, I, I don't know if, if these stores existed when you guys were little handsoms, but there were t-shirt shops where you could go in, pick out a t-shirt and pick out an iron on.

• 47:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I love those.

• 47:34Tig Notaro?

  And so. I had, and I still have it. It's right here.

• 47:39Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, get it.

• 47:40Fortune Feimster?

  You do? Yeah, we gotta see this.

• 47:42Mae Martin?

  From the seventies.

• 47:43Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God. Tig really does keep a lot of shirts.

• 47:46Mae Martin?

  That's wild.

• 47:47Fortune Feimster?

  Cause I'm starting to wonder what hoarding situation's happening in Tig's closet.

• 47:53Tig Notaro?

  I cannot believe that as we're talking about this, I have exactly what I was telling you. This is one of my soccer jerseys.

• 48:02Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God. I can't believe you still have this.

• 48:04Mae Martin?

  God. And what does it say on it?

• 48:07Tig Notaro?

  It says Spring Creek YMCA, and it's from when I lived in Texas.

• 48:14Fortune Feimster?

  You can definitely still wear that shirt.

• 48:16Tig Notaro?

  I don't know.

• 48:18Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, you can.

• 48:19Tig Notaro?

  Okay, I'll do it for you on a special night where we go out.

• 48:24Tig Notaro?

  And then, oh, it doesn't say, Here Comes Trouble. It's, it says, Official Troublemaker. And there's, there's a monkey.

• 48:35Mae Martin?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 48:36Tig Notaro?

  It's so old.

• 48:37Fortune Feimster?

  That is very old.

• 48:37Tig Notaro?

  And then I had my name put on that.

• 48:39Mae Martin?

  Heck, yeah. God, I can't believe you have that still.

• 48:44Tig Notaro?

  My mother had these little shirts and stuff saved of mine, and when she died and I went through her stuff, these were, these were in. Yeah. And so I took them and then, and then I gave them to my kids and they wore them and then they grew out of them. And now I just have them again.

• 49:06Fortune Feimster?

  Now you just are hoarding.

• 49:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah. There should be more of those iron-on t-shirt places. I love that. I love it.

• 49:13Tig Notaro?

  Let's open one.

• 49:14Mae Martin?

  You wearing a t-shirt that said Tig on the back.

• 49:17Tig Notaro?

  Official Troublemaker in elementary, in elementary school. And, uh, yeah.

• 49:24Mae Martin?

  Please come back. That'd be the name of your next special. Official Troublemaker.

• 49:27Tig Notaro?

  I could not fit into this for sure. That one is tiny. That's a half shirt right there.

• 49:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's little.

• 49:33Fortune Feimster?

  The other one, I believe you can.

• 49:36Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'm gonna try and then I'll send you a picture.

• 49:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 49:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, please.

• 49:40Fortune Feimster?

  I still wear, I wear a shirt that a fan gave me that says, Here for the Snacks. That's good.

• 49:46Tig Notaro?

  I should get one of those too.

• 49:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, you should.

• 49:50Tig Notaro?

  You know what I want to say about Kyle Mooney really? Oh, go ahead.

• 49:53Fortune Feimster?

  Please.

• 49:53Mae Martin?

  Um, you, you keep talking about, I want to show a T-shirt too, that a fan gave me that I-

• 49:59Fortune Feimster?

  I'll find one of these pairs of underwear with the support in them.

• 50:03Tig Notaro?

  I was just, I was just, oh, yeah, go ahead.

• 50:05Mae Martin?

  I'm gonna go grab it. Is that cool?

• 50:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, whatevs, kid. Whatevs.

• 50:09Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we'll be here.

• 50:11Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I found another thing in my, um-

• 50:14Fortune Feimster?

  In your drawer? You just have clothes in your drawer?

• 50:17Tig Notaro?

  No, it's, uh, my old wallet from junior high school with the Van Halen symbol on it.

• 50:24Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 50:24Tig Notaro?

  So there is my old Van Halen wallet.

• 50:28Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa. I remember those kind of wallets.

• 50:32Tig Notaro?

  May.

• 50:33Fortune Feimster?

  Dang, you keep everything.

• 50:34Tig Notaro?

  My, my Van Halen wallet.

• 50:37Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God.

• 50:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 50:40Fortune Feimster?

  This is a goldmine.

• 50:42Tig Notaro?

  What I was just gonna say very quickly about Kyle Mooney, that I appreciate so much about him, is I find him not only to be deeply silly, but he has such an earnest, um, kind way.

• 50:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 50:58Tig Notaro?

  And like a, uh, just that vibe that I, I like that, I love that mix of silliness and sincerity.

• 51:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm really glad to hear that it, that it's, that he is kind.

• 51:10Tig Notaro?

  I mean, maybe he's the biggest jerk in town, but he hasn't shown it to me.

• 51:14Fortune Feimster?

  He seems very sweet.

• 51:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like he radiates kindness, so that's nice. Okay, this is a T-shirt a fan gave me that is a vintage T-shirt, and I guess on the podcast I talked about my favorite blooper of all time is Elaine, on, it's Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Seinfeld.

• 51:30Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 51:30Mae Martin?

  When Jerry Stiller says, "Are you saying my George isn't smart enough to hatch a plan like that?" And she goes, "She goes, it means whatever," no, he goes, "What the hell does that mean?" And she laughs, and it's a great blooper. And then she goes, "It means whatever the hell you want it to mean." And then he says, "Are you saying you want a piece of me?" And then, anyway, the T-shirt is really good.

• 51:54Fortune Feimster?

  Let's see it. But what the means whatever.

• 51:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it says it means whatever the hell you want it to mean. And it's Elaine looking incredible. Yeah, I just love it. It's such a niche pop culture moment that that blooper really cheers me up.

• 52:07Fortune Feimster?

  That is funny.

• 52:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 52:09Tig Notaro?

  Well, well, you guys.

• 52:12Fortune Feimster?

  We did it.

• 52:13Mae Martin?

  We did it again.

• 52:14Fortune Feimster?

  We did.

• 52:15Mae Martin?

  We talked to each other a lot this week.

• 52:17Tig Notaro?

  Hi, a lot.

• 52:19Mae Martin?

  A lot.

• 52:19Tig Notaro?

  I feel like I really know you guys.

• 52:22Mae Martin?

  Thanks.

• 52:23Tig Notaro?

  Little birdies.

• 52:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I mean, I can't get over the fortune bird here.

• 52:29Tig Notaro?

  I'll never get over that.

• 52:30Fortune Feimster?

  I feel like I feel like all of our birds should stay with you as a trio.

• 52:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, thank you, because I was gonna ask if I could just keep them. And I mean, I wish I could build something that I could attach them to my shoulders and go around.

• 52:42Fortune Feimster?

  They could go on your shelf somewhere?

• 52:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I'll put them up there.

• 52:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I have at some point, I want stuff behind me, like cool, fun things, but I might be switching this room with the other room. So I don't want to put up anything right now.

• 52:57Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Keep us posted. We don't want any confusion.

• 53:00Fortune Feimster?

  Posted.

• 53:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 53:02Tig Notaro?

  And also always want to remind people.

• 53:05Fortune Feimster?

  Who wants a kiss?

• 53:07Mae Martin?

  Fortune Marie.

• 53:10Tig Notaro?

  My lord, Fortune.

• 53:13Fortune Feimster?

  Tig is married.

• 53:15Tig Notaro?

  Yes, I am a married woman unwilling to kiss you.

• 53:22Fortune Feimster?

  No, it doesn't.

• 53:23Mae Martin?

  You can still have a kiss.

• 53:25Tig Notaro?

  All right, listen here. I am going to fill you in on where you can find me. And that is I'll be in Brooks, California. I'll be in Albany, New York, Peekskill, New York, Clayton, New York, Rochester, New York, Kalispell, Montana, Spokane, Washington, Eugene, Oregon, Colorado Springs. The list goes on and on. Also, more tour dates and bigger cities will be added down the road. But right now, go to tignotaro.com for all show information.

• 54:03Mae Martin?

  I am not doing many live shows these at the moment, but um, please check out my music. It's on Spotify or wherever you get your music. I have an album called I'm a TV and I'm doing two music festivals this summer, one in Yellowknife and one in Guelph. Um, so just check out Social Meds for the deets.

• 54:21Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I currently right in this moment and in London. Thank you. Who wants to come to my show in London?

• 54:33Tig Notaro?

  Is this Australian or?

• 54:35Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 54:36Mae Martin?

  You just lost.

• 54:37Fortune Feimster?

  God dang it. Well, I'm in London tomorrow, June 3rd, uh, at the Hackney Empire. So come check that out. And then Dublin, June 4th. And then that's the end of my European tour. And then, uh, after that Rochester, Minnesota, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Omaha, Portland, Maine, Detroit. Uh, those tickets are for sale on my website, Fortune Feimster.

• 55:02Tig Notaro?

  That come.

• 55:08Fortune Feimster?

  And, uh, the golf show I did with Will Ferrell is gonna be out in July on Netflix.

• 55:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And don't forget, you can watch us on Hulu now, a day earlier than YouTube. You can watch the app. There's a lot of visuals from today's, uh, Tig's mask and the birds.

• 55:27Tig Notaro?

  You know what? That wasn't even a mask. That was my face. Okay. Let's remember that. That was my face.

• 55:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 55:35Tig Notaro?

  Uh, make sure to rate, review and subscribe to the podcast, um, wherever you listen and also on YouTube and share episodes with loved ones. Help continue to build this very handsome community.

• 55:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we have merch too, that has, um, cheese in your pocket.

• 55:55Fortune Feimster?

  I wonder how that one's, if that one's a real hit.

• 55:57Mae Martin?

  I hope we see Brittany Snow rocking that one.

• 55:59Fortune Feimster?

  Or Peanut Butter Bitch.

• 56:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh. What if Peanut Butter Bitch and Cheese in My Pocket Bitch ran into each other?

• 56:07Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 56:08Mae Martin?

  In the wild.

• 56:09Fortune Feimster?

  I love that.

• 56:11Tig Notaro?

  Well, until next time.

• 56:13Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome.

• 56:18Tig Notaro?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Themester. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on social media @handsomepod.

• 56:36Tig Notaro?

  What a podcast. What a podcast.

• 56:42Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum podcast.

• 56:44Speaker 06

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 56:46Speaker 00

  And Hannah Simone.

• 56:47Speaker 06

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl Rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dog.

• 57:09Speaker 00

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 57:22Speaker 06

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 57:33Speaker 00

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.