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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 138. Round of applause, please.

• 2:08Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:49Peyton Hardin?

  As you saw last week, we released the RDC World episode. A lot of y'all loved it. It was fantastic. It was one of the best collabs we've ever done, because it was just literally a bunch of friends hanging out. And there was a lot of bleeps in there, because we forgot the cameras were on. So, in a couple of weeks, on Patreon, we will be releasing the uncensored version of the RDC World episode.

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  If you want to join the Koala Club, the link to that is at the top of the description. Patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast. Be sure to join us on the Discord. Shout out to Piranha, shout out to Jalissa, shout out to everybody in the Discord in the watch party. Shout out to the Facebook fam, shout out to the Twitch fam. We love y'all. We love y'all so much. Now, on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:41Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Cam, dude.

• 3:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that was.

• 3:56Peyton Hardin?

  Anytime you wear a shade of blue, it exfoliates your eyes.

• 4:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Does it really?

• 4:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you look like a sweet, you look like Bambi's second niece. Like sweet and confused.

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Second niece? A girl? I'm a girl when I wear blue. I'm a female deer.

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  You're, you look cute in a onesie, if I were to be honest. Like a big ol' onesie.

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I look thick.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  You are a thick girl.

• 4:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be carrying a caboose in a onesie. It'd be wicked.

• 4:20Peyton Hardin?

  How is your-

• 4:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What is up with me being a girl? You just said I'm a girl in two different things.

• 4:23Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's fine if you're a girl.

• 4:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I get, no, it's not.

• 4:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 4:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I'm not a girl.

• 4:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay. I've never seen you, oh, what you got downstairs? I've never took a wink at it.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You've-

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  I've never seen it.

• 4:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't.

• 4:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know you haven't seen it, but you've seen it.

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, I haven't.

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You've heard of its destructive-

• 4:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I've heard it. I've heard, I've heard the folklore.

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I've heard the mythical tales.

• 4:42Peyton Hardin?

  Down on the old Spanish Trail.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Old Spanish Trail.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  How was your week, bubba? How you doing? How you feeling? How are we?

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, we are fantastic. I woke up a lot of mucus, but outside of that, it's a solid week. It is a solid week.

• 4:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's one thing about you, and I need to, I, there's always something that's made me irritated at you. It's made me hate you, right?

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  You all right?

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have manners.

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  How do I not have manners? Yes, I do.

• 5:06Peyton Hardin?

  You really don't.

• 5:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have manners.

• 5:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have manners?

• 5:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have manners.

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm the most manning person ever. They call me Paden Manning.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you, that was good. That was fine. That was fine. You fly no flag and you honor no creed.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  What do I do that's not mannerful?

• 5:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You, oh my god, you're like a, you're like a, just a, yeah, like a, look like you, you do manners in social settings and you, and you do all that, but as soon as we're behind closed doors, you defile me.

• 5:33Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 5:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You make me feel small and wicked. You don't feed me. You don't do any of these things. You don't, you have manners in public, but not behind closed doors. That's the true face of a coward. That's how you are. That's who, that's who you are.

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have manners. You know why? If you sneeze-

• 5:46Cameron Kennedy?

  On myself.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  You don't cover your mouth.

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Bodily function.

• 5:49Peyton Hardin?

  You cough, don't cover your mouth.

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Bodily function.

• 5:51Peyton Hardin?

  And you spit on people.

• 5:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I do not spit on people.

• 5:54Peyton Hardin?

  You spit on people. You do spit on people. Yes, you do.

• 5:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I, a racist? I don't spit on people. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. I don't spit on people. I spit when we are walking outside and on the off-chance here and there, someone might be close to it.

• 6:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you don't check your surroundings. You'll literally be like-

• 6:15Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's not, that's not manners.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  And then I say seven out of 10, people are like, Cam, cuz you're hitting them.

• 6:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not hitting people with spit.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  You're not checking the downwind.

• 6:24Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no downwind, there's no waterfalls of saliva, I'm simply going, eh. And the peers will be like, whoa, I'm like, oh, sorry, little loser guy. I'm just kidding, I love you. No, like, ah.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, who's more manner, who has more manners, mirror you.

• 6:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You have more fake manners, you have more fake manners.

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  How can you call them fake manners if I do them every day?

• 6:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz you only do them.

• 6:43Peyton Hardin?

  That's manners.

• 6:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You only do them in the public eye, behind a closed door, you are undoubtedly yourself, which involves being a monster, a

• 6:53Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 6:53Cameron Kennedy?

  a wildebeest of a man.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm by myself, who do I have to be mannerful for?

• 6:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You FaceTime me and the first thing I see is either your happy trailer or your so, is that very mannerful, Peyton Manning? That's, that's, you're showing me your dust star and I'm trying to ask you what channel the Lakers are playing on and you wanna talk about manners? When you answer the phone from my phone call, it's my head, it is me, my face.

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  Cuz it takes up the whole screen.

• 7:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, big head joke, that's fine, I'm either seeing a, like an ant trap of, of belly hair, or I'm seeing your undercarriage.

• 7:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but that's just friendly banter.

• 7:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Who sleep, no, that's not happy manners, who sleeps with food in their bed?

• 7:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's not manners, that has nothing to do with manners.

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Who gives a whip when they're bathing themselves? You, not me.

• 7:37Peyton Hardin?

  That's not manners, you're getting manners confused with cleanliness, that's not the same.

• 7:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Whose kitchen smells like rotten oh my god, it's yours, it's not mine.

• 7:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's not manners.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Having manners is making your house not

• 7:48Peyton Hardin?

  Manners, no, it's not, it's my house, I can do what I want in there. Cam, when's the last time you held the door for anyone?

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bad habit.

• 7:56Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, that's not manners.

• 7:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bad, okay, I say, hey, what's up, buddy, and you go, oh, nothing, how are you, bitch? Where's the manners in that?

• 8:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's the thing, that is something I was gonna bring up this episode, why do you, why is it just with me you care whenever I call you a bitch?

• 8:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz they don't, or when they do, it's a joke, yours is 24/7 and it hurts my soul.

• 8:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's a loving bitch.

• 8:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a thing.

• 8:19Peyton Hardin?

  When that girl called you a bitch in the club, you liked it.

• 8:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That was one time and I was in college, I didn't know any better, that was one time. It was a long time ago. She said, "You fine, bitch." I said, "Thanks, thanks, alright." I said, "I guess I did put this shit on, but alright." I said, "You like my ball cap?" Oh, she scared me.

• 8:35Peyton Hardin?

  Well, okay, but-

• 8:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Later that night, I picked up Olivia drunk off the Whataburger floor.

• 8:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that was a rough night.

• 8:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Very rough night.

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you called me about that. You said, "Payton, this girl called me a bitch," and it was kinda nice.

• 8:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't say that?

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not say it was kinda nice. I said, "I did know how to react." I know how to respond.

• 8:52Peyton Hardin?

  Am I exposing your kinks?

• 8:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this isn't a kink. No, no, no, no, no. I said, "I didn't know how to respond. It had never happened." It was like, it was like getting sucker punched. You didn't see it coming.

• 9:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So you didn't see how, you don't know how to defend, because you're just knocked out on the ground.

• 9:03Peyton Hardin?

  But you hugged, you didn't punch back.

• 9:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not hug her. I went, I tipped my hat to her. I said, "Alright."

• 9:09Peyton Hardin?

  Does it genuinely bother you when I call you those names?

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  Because it's a loving thing.

• 9:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, I know it's out of love. I'm just kidding. But sometimes I, sometimes I feel malice.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, never malice.

• 9:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, sometimes I feel malicious intent.

• 9:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, if I'm ever actually angry, I'm not gonna call you those names. I'm just gonna talk to you stern.

• 9:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're, mm.

• 9:26Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 9:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You're different when you're angry. You're different, bro.

• 9:30Peyton Hardin?

  When I'm angry?

• 9:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're scary. You're a scary mad.

• 9:34Peyton Hardin?

  My secret is I'm old.

• 9:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, because it's always right there. But then one little tick, it's like, it's like your anger meter is like a little thing of gasoline, right?

• 9:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And then things that piss you off are little sparks. And if one pisses you off enough, pss, the whole tube, and then you just hate everyone around you.

• 9:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it's not-

• 9:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't hate everyone around you, but you, it, it seeps out.

• 9:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, but when I call you derogatory names, it's out of love. It's the way I grew up. Like, I honestly didn't know my-

• 9:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Hug me.

• 9:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, I honestly didn't know my mom's first name until I was like 14, because my dad would always call her Hefah. Where the hef at?

• 10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hefah?

• 10:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like a cow.

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So you-

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, "Where the hef at?" And I'll be like, "Oh, mom's upstairs." Like, that's what, I just like-

• 10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Mama, dad said, "Where's cow at?" You didn't know your mom's first name.

• 10:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, and like, this is how we talked in my house. Like, we would defile each other out of love. Like, we would just say rude things to each other, and that's how we expressed love. But then your little sensitive, prancy, piss-ass came around saying, "That's hurting my feelings."

• 10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Because when I grew up, my mom was like, "Hey, sweet butterplums." She was like, "I hope you have a grand day at school, sweetheart. Make sure you take good notes and tell me if I can help you on your homework." And I was like, "Yuck."

• 10:39Peyton Hardin?

  Homework as a kid?

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It was terrifying.

• 10:42Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's one of the reasons I dropped out of school.

• 10:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Homework was terrifying.

• 10:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm talking about my dad.

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wait, he had to help you?

• 10:49Peyton Hardin?

  He would make me and Preston sit down by each other and it was on this glass, I remember that goddamn glass table, it sucked. And we'd get these math-like, like little stapled papers, right, and those are homework. And he knew I wasn't gonna do it, but I could say, I couldn't do it. I just couldn't. I can't focus at home.

• 11:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, when I'm at home, home is fun and entertainment. School is school and work.

• 11:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and Dad, I smell your ground beef cooking. I want some of that.

• 11:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I want that. Give me food.

• 11:13Peyton Hardin?

  I remember he would sit down next to me, and I get my anger from my dad. Like, I'm quick, and he's quick too. And so, and so he would stand over me, right? He'd just tower over me, and I remember his breasts, like, I just remember his pink breasts, with a little stubble hair on. He got the same chest as my dad. And, and I would, I would be trying, and then he would try to tell me how to do it, and he's stupid as shit. He got kicked out of college. He didn't know.

• 11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He didn't get kicked out because of his grades.

• 11:39Peyton Hardin?

  Got kicked out for other reasons.

• 11:40Cameron Kennedy?

  For other reasons. He was having too much fun.

• 11:42Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I would, I would, he would be trying to tell me how to do it, and I couldn't, like, my brain wouldn't click, and he'd be like, motherf- Come on, man!

• 11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  He'd be like, "Not getting it!"

• 11:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like, "Oh!" And he wasn't mad that I was stupid. He was mad that I wasn't understanding him.

• 11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  See, mine was completely opposite. I remember in like, second grade, we were doing very elementary, like, geometry. Which is shapes and angles, stuff like that, right?

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  Rotus.

• 12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I got, there you go. That wasn't right, but I'm trying to make you feel like you're part of something.

• 12:13Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So I go and I ask my mom for help. She goes, "We didn't learn geometry till the 11th grade." And I said, "Are you shitting me?" I said, "11th grade? You learn geometry?" Later to find out, obviously, you take geometry in high school and it's like, more- But I was like, "Mom, I'm just asking, like, how big's the circle?" "Can you help me or not?" She's like, "I don't know." I was kind of shit out of luck. I was like, "All right, thanks for nothing, Lisa."

• 12:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, my mom tried to get a tutor. Didn't work. I was like, I don't respect her.

• 12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, my mom tried to get me a tutor. I said, "I'm not driving, or I'm not getting dropped off at a Cooman Math Center," and going in there, like, no.

• 12:45Peyton Hardin?

  You into math centers for your tutoring?

• 12:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, my mom tried to get me to go, first off, math is my favorite subject, until I hit 11th grade. So I was like, "Why am I even tutoring?" I, I enjoy math. I don't need to go here. She was like, "You're great- can get up a little bit. I was like,

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  you have a ninety eight, let's get a ninety nine.

• 13:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Who are you? Like, you're not a big suit. You're not like, I don't need to impress my grade.

• 13:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And I just hate, I never went to tutoring. She wanted me to do it for some reason, though. Maybe she wanted me out of the house.

• 13:09Peyton Hardin?

  Probably. She's like, I am sick of this kid. He keeps writing on my boxes.

• 13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, dude.

• 13:14Peyton Hardin?

  And my mom tried to take me to people's houses. And I just remember, like, I would see their cat running across, and then their son was ugly. And I was like, I can't focus with that thing next to me. Are you kidding me?

• 13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You want to know something more awkward, bro? So my mom, in the early, in the early years of school, like kindergarten, first, second grade, I would get home before my mom, before my dad, all that. So I'd go to my neighbor's house. And me and her, we'd go in, her parents would, uh, her parents would greet us at the door. And he'd immediately say, let me see your folder. And when I was young, I'd always finish my work first, talk a lot, get in trouble.

• 13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine someone else's parents, like, disciplining you.

• 13:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And saying, I can't, like, here's your snack, but you don't get to play the game, you don't get to play with the toys, you have to sit on your couch till your mom gets here. Because I acted up in school, they're not even my parents. And I'm like thirteen feet away from my front door, that at the time I don't have a key to. And the shit was hell.

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, so your parents allowed someone else to discipline you? Okay, no, no, we're different. Because if somebody tried to discipline me, they're getting disciplined. That shit's not happening with my parents. It's not happening.

• 14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom would be like, wait, so what'd you say he gotta do?

• 14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, you want to say it again? What'd you tell my son to do?

• 14:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, speaking of kids, right?

• 14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oof.

• 14:25Peyton Hardin?

  You're about to have a baby.

• 14:27Cameron Kennedy?

  About to have a baby.

• 14:27Peyton Hardin?

  A couple of months away from having, okay, round of applause for that little rat coming to the world.

• 14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey!

• 14:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's my job!

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is, that is.

• 14:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm glad, your kid's gonna be funny.

• 14:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna be the fun gunkle. Fun.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 14:41Peyton Hardin?

  I am not the gunkle. That is Markel Washington.

• 14:47Peyton Hardin?

  We love Markel.

• 14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  We love Markel. I meant to say funkle.

• 14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Funkle.

• 14:50Peyton Hardin?

  Funkle.

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Funkle. I meant to say funkle.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  And so.

• 14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Wrong letters.

• 14:54Peyton Hardin?

  And no, I'm gonna make your kid, he's gonna have tough skin.

• 14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:57Peyton Hardin?

  And he's gonna be, he's gonna, like, I'm not gonna bully, well, kinda, like, the same way I pick on you.

• 15:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'll, I'll out.

• 15:01Peyton Hardin?

  Trip him a couple times.

• 15:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Throw him in the dirt, take his face and go. Huh? You gonna accept that? He's like, "Oh no, I'm not having fun."

• 15:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, not gonna do that.

• 15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  See, damn it.

• 15:13Peyton Hardin?

  You always go one step too far.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, don't, yeah, don't strike him.

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  But I went up and I saw your lovely nursery at your new house, at your compound, your mansion.

• 15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 15:22Peyton Hardin?

  And I said, "Wow, this is beautiful and I never had this. There's sea salt and like, and like, I was like, 'What is all this?'" But it was nice. It looked great.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, thank you.

• 15:30Peyton Hardin?

  But then I was starting to work, because I've never passed the point of like, the action to have a kid. I've never thought about what a kid is, like babies. I've never thought about it.

• 15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell does that even mean? What, you never thought what a kid is? It's a kid. It's a baby.

• 15:43Peyton Hardin?

  I'm trying to think of like, I was thinking about this on the drive up here, because I looked over at Liv and she's pregnant.

• 15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 15:49Peyton Hardin?

  When they come out, is that their first breath?

• 15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 15:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 15:53Cameron Kennedy?

  They are breathing in, in the little shack of goo they're sitting in now?

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  What are they breathing though?

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Heart's beating. Hmm, there's oxygen in Liv.

• 16:00Peyton Hardin?

  So they get a percentage of oxygen?

• 16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they get a cut. They get a back door.

• 16:04Peyton Hardin?

  They get 10% off the top.

• 16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv gets 80, the kid's cake and 20. And that's why his heart rate's at 150.

• 16:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 16:10Cameron Kennedy?

  They, uh, they can, they're, he's currently forming, uh, thoughts.

• 16:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's not though.

• 16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  He can hear us talk.

• 16:15Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's bullshit.

• 16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  At this stage, at, at 28 weeks, uh, we were told by, uh, the doctor and multiple apps that he can now hear us, so don't say anything that would upset him.

• 16:23Peyton Hardin?

  Fuck you!

• 16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god! Hey, your uncle's kidding. Your uncle's kidding. The other night, the other night I had a 25 minute conversation with my white, with my wife's belly.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  With your white son?

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. I had a 25 minute conversation with my wife's belly the other night. And I just said, I was like, "Hey guy." I was like, "This is our first really kinda breakthrough moment, man. Uh, I said, 'My name's Cameron.'"

• 16:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's your first conversation with your son?

• 16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to god. I literally was sitting there, I didn't know, I didn't know what to say, because I'm just looking at skin.

• 17:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And I know there's a soul and behind that, and I was just like, "Hey."

• 17:06Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie to you.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't work like that. It does work. Oh, you have a kid?

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 17:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're a doctor?

• 17:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, tell me about the first conversation you had in Lisa's tummy.

• 17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, can't remember it, but it was had, my mom played Beethoven on her way back on the interstate.

• 17:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you are.

• 17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I am exactly the way I am. I was four years old, trying to do music. Other kids were like cheering on the Cowboys. I was in my room.

• 17:31Peyton Hardin?

  My mom played bodies. The bodies hit the floor.

• 17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom.

• 17:36Peyton Hardin?

  Crazy.

• 17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I love her to death. She is like.

• 17:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  The more, it's like an onion. Every layer we peel back, you got uncles you didn't know. She's obsessed with light bulbs. She likes being barefoot, but only in her backyard. She listens to hardcore, heavy metal. She carries brandies and glocks in the purse.

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Allegedly.

• 17:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Allegedly, and her own dog took its life. It's like, it is a lot of, it is a lot of layers, dog. And it just kinda makes me understand where, where your thought process.

• 18:07Peyton Hardin?

  Did I talk about, is that public knowledge?

• 18:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I don't know. I think.

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna say this story. It is so sad.

• 18:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's such a sad story. And if it's not, Mama Harden, I absolutely love and adore you. And you're amazing. I think you said.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, that dog's dead.

• 18:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That was all a joke.

• 18:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, that dog's bad.

• 18:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Um, back to baby. So I spoke to him. I was like, uh, daddy works for a podcast.

• 18:28Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't know what that is.

• 18:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I said, it's basically like, uh, me and your uncle P, uh, we sit down on a couch and we talk to each other every week. And then your other uncles are there. They do stuff behind the scenes and mommy shows up, whole conversation, right? So then it, whatever reason for me, I was like, like, how, how often do babies eat? Cause I don't have a kid, right? I have no clue. And I go, why are you laughing?

• 18:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just imagining your kid with a lazy eye and a lisp.

• 18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 18:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What the does that mean? Why would you say that? Why would he have a lazy eye and a lisp?

• 19:00Peyton Hardin?

  He's so cute.

• 19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna be out here, he's like, so, uh, he's like, so, um, so my daddy said. What? What? He's not, ah, mm. But what, if he came out, he's like, I really thank you for. Is he Donald Daffy Duck?

• 19:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you, you have a lazy eye.

• 19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Picture from Philly. That was a crooked picture from Philly.

• 19:21Peyton Hardin?

  So you have the lazy eye. He might get it from you and then the lisp are uncle.

• 19:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Then what does he get from you? Just a bug eyes?

• 19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, back to feeding, right?

• 19:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 19:30Cameron Kennedy?

  So I sit there, have a full conversation with Liv, I'm like, "Bro, I keep seeing videos, cuz now my TikTok is getting like dad swarmed, dad talk." It's like, "Your kid is never gonna sleep." I'm like, "F**k."

• 19:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That sucks.

• 19:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It said babies eat two, every two to three hours for the first five months of their life.

• 19:47Peyton Hardin?

  Every two, oh, he gets that from his dad?

• 19:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Every two, nah, that's fair, that's a good one, but I at least sleep at night and then I wake up starving, but, bro, he's gonna wake up in the middle of the night, two, three hours.

• 19:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And then once they hit solids, they eat, they can eat the baby foods and stuff like that.

• 20:03Peyton Hardin?

  You don't got it, what?

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever tried baby food?

• 20:05Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, I feel like I have, but I don't remember. Yeah, I have, actually, I went to a stint in middle school, or high school.

• 20:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it good or bad?

• 20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Can't remember. I feel, my taste buds changed, like, I'm like a, like, I peel like a snake on my tongue. Like, certain, it's like weekly too, like, certain weeks, like, I've been really wanting, uh, what's the, what's the fish?

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Salmon.

• 20:23Peyton Hardin?

  I really wanted salmon recently, and I've never had it.

• 20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So you don't remember if you liked it or not?

• 20:28Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's find out together, here today. Got some baby food for you, brother. Let's try it out. Do you want, do you want, uh, organic apple spinach and kale? Or what about pear, carrots and peas? Cuz they both look like a shit stain on the back of my underwear.

• 20:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, damn. Wait, what are the flavors?

• 20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Pick the poison.

• 20:51Peyton Hardin?

  This is?

• 20:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Apple spinach kale or pear carrot pea?

• 20:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, this sounds like some health nut shit. Oh, no, this just looks optically horrible.

• 20:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's bad. But we're gonna try it.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not doing it.

• 21:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz I've never tried it either.

• 21:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 21:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're gonna get the cooler one, okay.

• 21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, a barbarian?

• 21:08Peyton Hardin?

  This smells fantastic.

• 21:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Does it really?

• 21:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, oh, I might come and babysit more often.

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, we got him. We found his, we found his, uh, his, his fishing line.

• 21:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well, then, then y'all are gonna walk in the pantry, "Where's my kid's food at?"

• 21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  What the f**k? That does not smell good.

• 21:22Peyton Hardin?

  Let me smell. Let me smell, man.

• 21:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That, let me smell yours first.

• 21:28Peyton Hardin?

  Mom, mine smells good, it smells like Gerber.

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  That smells good.

• 21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like a...

• 21:33Peyton Hardin?

  Let me smell that one.

• 21:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That one can't smell as good.

• 21:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit!

• 21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You gave me the ratchet one, the rancid.

• 21:38Peyton Hardin?

  That smells like my after the gym.

• 21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, literally. It smells like I just did four sets of box squats. That's what this one smells like.

• 21:44Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, let's try it. Here we go.

• 21:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man, and I got a fork, which isn't the best.

• 21:48Peyton Hardin?

  We'll try both. We'll try both. Okay, did you just twist and t-

• 21:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah.

• 21:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, the consistency is making me gag. I don't like that.

• 21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  This isn't good.

• 21:55Peyton Hardin?

  How are you gonna feed this to him with a fork?

• 21:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this isn't good. No, not a fork. That'd be very dangerous. No, no, no. Uh, they just didn't have spoons at the front.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let's try this baby food real quick. You wanna go same time?

• 22:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do same time.

• 22:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, my flavor-

• 22:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Actually, no, you go first.

• 22:07Peyton Hardin?

  My flavor is pear carrot pea baby food. What's yours?

• 22:11Cameron Kennedy?

  My flavor is organic apple spinach with kale.

• 22:15Peyton Hardin?

  Probably a fork wasn't the best idea.

• 22:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but they didn't have spoons. Go for it.

• 22:19Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Let it hit the back of your mouth.

• 22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh.

• 22:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no! It's deadass the consistency of it.

• 22:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I can't let him be by himself. Here we go.

• 22:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm about to throw up, dog.

• 22:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 22:43Peyton Hardin?

  That consistency's nasty. It's like a loogie.

• 22:47Peyton Hardin?

  You big back bitch!

• 22:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not terrible.

• 22:50Peyton Hardin?

  That is awful.

• 22:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Consistency's bad.

• 22:53Peyton Hardin?

  It's horrible. It's like, it's like whenever, when I got my-

• 22:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's switch flavors.

• 22:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's when I got my wisdom teeth taken out, and I was throwing up. It's like, it feels like that.

• 23:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Fork, you creep. I don't know where you're t-

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, no, no! No, that's on me.

• 23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's on-

• 23:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's on me, but I can't do the consistency. I can't do that consistency. I can't do that consistency.

• 23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Why would you just shoot it out of your mouth?

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  Well-

• 23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a cannonball.

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's like, I need a drink.

• 23:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I got you. I got you for a drink.

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  You about to give me breast milk?

• 23:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I got you.

• 23:25Peyton Hardin?

  Just for you to slam it down. There you go. I know you like the back of my hands.

• 23:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it my birthday?

• 23:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's just, it's a regular Wednesday. We didn't, you know you love it.

• 23:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, this is fantastic. Thank you so much.

• 23:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. No, no, your flavor's worse.

• 23:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, how much can you drink without burping? Not a lot, but it's good.

• 23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Your eyes were crossed, you were like this. Not a lot, but it's good. I haven't had Diet Coke in a week. Oh, why? You just gave me the, the needle.

• 24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I'm back. And I'm better.

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, thank you so much for that. Oh my god. Maybe I'm not gonna come back. That consistency is gr- no wonder babies throw up all the time. Yeah, that's, that's honestly, that's bad. That's, that wasn't fun. That looks like my underwear when I had too much Chipotle. Here we go.

• 24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 24:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so, okay, there is a weird thing. That was fan- that was a fantastic thing you did there, Cam. Hey, I'm not gonna lie, though. The flavor of those is not bad. It's not terrible. The consistency is yoky.

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I can't do it anymore.

• 24:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm starting to get hives, dog. What's in that? Was there pineapple in there? Oh, fuck. No, I don't think so. Wait, no, did I kill him? Oh, wait. No, no, there's no pineapple. Peas, carrots, peas, water, lemon, pineapple. No, just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Peas, carrots, uh, why did I say peas twice? Oh, it's pears. Pears, carrots, peas, water, lemon juice, concentrated vitamin C through absorbic acid.

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, so, that, dude, that burp. Yeah, no, that came from, that came from Satan.

• 25:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Revolutionary. That, that burp, that burp would have, you would have been, like, promoted. If this was back in the day, way back in time, and you let that out, they would have made you a prophet.

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  How long do you give kids baby food?

• 25:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's a hell, that's a Mama Liv, what are we thinking? I don't know.

• 25:23Peyton Hardin?

  I remember I was in elementary school and there was a kid bringing a baby bottle of milk to class.

• 25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, that kid needed, that was a cry for help. That kid needed attention. Wait, middle school?

• 25:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, elementary school.

• 25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shit.

• 25:35Peyton Hardin?

  Elementary school.

• 25:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you said he was in 7th grade.

• 25:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He was in world geography, learning about Russia, sipping out of a baby bottle. I was about to say, no, he, he needs help.

• 25:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, eh, I, I'm thinking of a childhood now, I'm thinking about being a kid. One of my biggest fears as a kid, and this might be an irrational fear, and I'm about to expose a lot about myself. Like, I'm about to deep dive into some, like, things that I'm a little scared to talk about, and it might have changed how I am as a man today.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  More than likely.

• 26:01Peyton Hardin?

  One of my biggest fears as a kid was Beyond Scared Straight. There was a stint in like middle school, elementary school, like in elementary school going into middle school, right? I was getting in trouble a lot. Like I was fighting, like I was like, I got in trouble for cussing a lot. Like I, I was just kinda being like, bold. And then my, and then my mom, that's at the time when me and my mom were butting heads in the household. Like we were like fighting every day. And one of her things was, you keep with me.

• 26:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna send you to Beyond Scared Straight, because we used to watch that. And I remember, I was like, it's not that bad. Like I'm, I'm harder than these kids. I wasn't.

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Not in the slightest.

• 26:42Peyton Hardin?

  Like I idolized Bieber and Jeff Hardy. Like I would not have survived.

• 26:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You had literal posters of a shirtless Zac Efron in your room, talking about what's good, like no.

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  And so I remember I watched Beyond Scared Straight the day she said that. And it was the episode where the kid put the Kool-Aid packet on his lips.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Legendary.

• 27:00Peyton Hardin?

  And he said, I'm gonna get you a kiss, or whatever. He said, you're so sweet. I'm gonna kiss you. Yeah. And so I remember I was like, well, if I'm gonna go to Beyond Scared Straight, I need to prepare. And so I remember I took a Kool-Aid pack, because we had those in the house, you didn't. I took a Kool-Aid pack, I went upstairs into my personal bathroom, locked the door. For some reason, nevermind, I'm not gonna say that. I, I wet my lips a little bit so it could stick, and I put it on, and I was looking in the mirror, and I was like.

• 27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You did not do that.

• 27:35Peyton Hardin?

  Swear to God. I tried a lot from that show, but I can't say everything. Because they went to that special section in the jail.

• 27:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, what?

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  You know, you know that sometimes they would take them to that different section of the jail, they had to get the protective custody?

• 27:50Peyton Hardin?

  You should have seen what I did after I watched that episode.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 27:52Peyton Hardin?

  I raided my mom's closet.

• 27:58Peyton Hardin?

  Was it too much? Too much? A little bit?

• 28:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to the Kool-Aid, you freak. You self-Kool-Aid your own lips for jail-style lipstick. So you can be ready to piss a perpetrator. Are you kidding me? Are you absolutely kidding me?

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  Your mom didn't threaten to be on Scared Straight on you?

• 28:17Cameron Kennedy?

  This is how I knew I needed my ass whooped. But I was like, dude, if I went on that show, I literally wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't do what they told me to because they can't put their hands on me.

• 28:24Peyton Hardin?

  You better care.

• 28:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be a lawsuit waiting to happen, yeah. I knew I needed to get slapped. That would've been the best thing for me.

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  And I remember my mom told me to pack my stuff. She said there, like, a couple of weeks later, I got in a fight with her again. And I was getting in trouble in school. And my mom said, "You going, they're on their way." And I said, "Oh, shit." And I remember she gave me this slide.

• 28:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You said, "Oh, shit, they coming?" And you put the Kool-Aid in?

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, she said, "You gotta pack up your stuff." And she gave me, like, this box. And I was literally packing my room, and I didn't know what to pack. I brought, like, a binder and, like, a CD player. And I remember I sat on my curb, and I was like, "The bus is coming." And I was boo-hooing.

• 29:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Damn.

• 29:04Peyton Hardin?

  They never came.

• 29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  She got to you.

• 29:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And she was a good mom. But she still is a good mom. She's here.

• 29:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you said she was a good mom.

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  Do you ever think about living in somebody else's body? Deadass just thought about that.

• 29:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean?

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  Like, how they walk.

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 29:20Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, just a quick question.

• 29:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't care how they walk. I do think about, like, how you say something. And honestly, I think you're rubbing off on me, but, like, wrong traits. Like, not physically rubbing. We do that on the weekends. But I'm saying, like, you're rubbing off on me for me thinking you would say outside of the box, "Welcome to being a new you." I say, "I don't want to think that." And I never have until I've met you, and you keep speaking around me.

• 29:41Peyton Hardin?

  I think, listening to you just speak, it felt like you were speaking a different language. Dude, you literally felt like you were speaking, like, Japanese to me. Like, it didn't... Is that a language?

• 29:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Japanese is a language.

• 29:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It's from people in Japan.

• 29:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 29:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are we caught... Why is... Well, I guess, yeah, never mind. But, like, the English, there's two different Englishes.

• 30:02Peyton Hardin?

  Is there Old English and New English?

• 30:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 30:04Peyton Hardin?

  Like, King James Version?

• 30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Not necessarily, but...

• 30:06Peyton Hardin?

  What's other English?

• 30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, Brit and English. Like, they say things completely different.

• 30:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's slang.

• 30:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's English.

• 30:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's slang.

• 30:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's OJ English.

• 30:13Peyton Hardin?

  We all speak English. They don't have different words.

• 30:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Where does English come from?

• 30:17Peyton Hardin?

  England.

• 30:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Britain.

• 30:20Peyton Hardin?

  England.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  England.

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Where do you live?

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  America.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Dallas.

• 30:24Peyton Hardin?

  Texas.

• 30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 30:25Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the same English.

• 30:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 30:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand it's English, but they say things different.

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  That's what slang is.

• 30:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, son of a bitch, slang is like cool things you say.

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, so they have, they have words that don't exist over here?

• 30:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they had, they call, they call things completely different.

• 30:41Peyton Hardin?

  Other than a cigarette.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Fr- yeah, can't, can't, what are you?

• 30:45Peyton Hardin?

  Shouldn't say that.

• 30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Cannot say that one.

• 30:48Peyton Hardin?

  They need to change that one.

• 30:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Change that immediately.

• 30:49Peyton Hardin?

  But that's slang.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  They need to amend it. I don't think you're.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it's still a cigarette. They just call it something that's slang.

• 30:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, they call fries chips and we call them fries.

• 30:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's slang.

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So who's right?

• 30:59Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't matter, right or wrong.

• 31:00Cameron Kennedy?

  If both people think they're right, then who's the real right one?

• 31:02Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody's right under God.

• 31:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that, that needs to be discussed with the jurisdiction.

• 31:07Peyton Hardin?

  We all speak English. They're just speaking a slang.

• 31:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So everyone speaks English?

• 31:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they don't say, damn, it's lit. They say.

• 31:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever thought about that?

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  Good time.

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Good time, it was a great time to chew.

• 31:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but okay, regardless of English, I experienced the worst mall in all of America this past week.

• 31:24Peyton Hardin?

  Worse than Willow Bend?

• 31:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 31:26Peyton Hardin?

  No offense to Willow Bend, but that's the worst mall in Dallas.

• 31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Willow Bend is, Willow Bend is a, is a treasure, a treasure chest compared to this mall.

• 31:32Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 31:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I went, I, I simply, after walking around, cause I was trying to find a very specific store, I wrote down, that was, that was quiet. I, I was trying to find a very specific store and I literally started writing down the names of shops that were in this mall.

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And it is, it is, it's unacceptable. This is a mall. This isn't an outdoor mall. This isn't an outlet.

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  Just like a.

• 31:52Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, you walk in through doors and it's all connected like a mall, like North Park, like Stonebriar, it's a mall.

• 31:58Peyton Hardin?

  Is it open?

• 31:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean, is it open? You think I broke into it like I was having a, a big hide and seek game?

• 32:05Peyton Hardin?

  Is it new?

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  It's super old. Okay, that's probably why, but tell me what they.

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's been renovated.

• 32:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 32:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here you go. In this mall, these are all in the same mall, okay? First off, you gotta play, you have a literal storefront for Beef Jerky Outlet.

• 32:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's lit.

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That is ass. What is their monthly income? What are they, they, and the guy, the one guy working looked miserable. I'm sorry to you. He looked like he hated beef.

• 32:29Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna go there.

• 32:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 32:30Peyton Hardin?

  First store, I'mma, I'mma rank these stores one out of 10. First store, 10 out of 10. If I can get some jerk at a store, I'm getting that jerk. That, we actually, I went somewhere in like Corpus Christi and it was like a, like a beef jerky store? And they had elk, by sun. They had horse. They had a crocodile jerky.

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that legal?

• 32:47Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, but I ate it.

• 32:48Cameron Kennedy?

  To slay a horse and then cook it very well done and make it beef?

• 32:52Peyton Hardin?

  But it was, it tasted great. They had ostrich jerky. And I was like, yeah, I'm all.

• 32:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think you were buying from poachers.

• 32:58Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe. They don't do that. I didn't do it.

• 33:00Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't file their taxes. They're selling horse?

• 33:02Peyton Hardin?

  They, they did only accept cash.

• 33:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'm telling you. Hey, across from Beef Jerky Outlet, Bethlehem Star. This is in a shopping mall. Bethlehem Star.

• 33:12Peyton Hardin?

  Is that like in hell?

• 33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I look into it and no, no, oh, oh no.

• 33:15Peyton Hardin?

  What's Bethlehem?

• 33:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You started freaking out. Bethlehem Star is good. The whole store was a woman in there with trunks of tree wood, making wooden carvings of Jesus Christ. That was the entire business model. And the store was as big as our studio. She's losing money every month, I'm convinced.

• 33:36Peyton Hardin?

  Shout out to Bethlehem Star. Go shop with her and Jesus.

• 33:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, guess what was next to Bethlehem Star in a mall? A discount tire.

• 33:42Peyton Hardin?

  If you go to a mall to buy a new-

• 33:44Cameron Kennedy?

  To buy a rim or a Michelin tire?

• 33:47Peyton Hardin?

  To get off a donut? That's insane work.

• 33:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Inside the mall. This is in the mall.

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  How big was that store?

• 33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  The discount tire is like, it's like a regular one. Maybe a little smaller because it was a mall.

• 33:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's lit kinda.

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Discount tire. Seven stores down, Fieldhouse USA.

• 34:00Peyton Hardin?

  What's that?

• 34:01Cameron Kennedy?

  A whole gymnasium. There was eight basketball courts where they, they host tournaments.

• 34:06Peyton Hardin?

  This sounds like the best mall ever.

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's sick.

• 34:09Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the worst mall ever.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's a big mall. If you can buy tires, jerky, and Jesus?

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you can buy elk jerky, you can buy wooden Jesus, you can fix your flat tire, then you go watch youth basketball? And then after that- There's another one called King's Junior Barber Shop, okay?

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's fire.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fire. Where's the king? I don't want his son cutting my hair. Don't ever put junior in the name of your store, because now I immediately think it's less.

• 34:32Peyton Hardin?

  Wouldn't that be the prince?

• 34:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what, Prince's Barber Shop? So you can get your haircut, you can fix your tire, you can talk to Jesus, you can watch basketball, and you can eat beef jerky.

• 34:39Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 34:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Guess where you can go next?

• 34:40Peyton Hardin?

  Where?

• 34:40Cameron Kennedy?

  A and T Corp. Night Vision and Thermal Optics. They're selling modern warfare into this mall. Hey, get some bulletproof tires, catch a basketball game, and go get a thermal scope. This is all in the same, I swear to God. The next one, Stone Age Natural Rocks and Crystals.

• 35:00Peyton Hardin?

  You could buy rock?

• 35:02Cameron Kennedy?

  They should call this World Mall. You can buy anything in this mall.

• 35:05Peyton Hardin?

  You can buy gravel in there?

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 35:06Peyton Hardin?

  Like, they literally just had sediment on a shelf.

• 35:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Go to the bathroom, I come out, I look, in the bathroom, in the hallway of the bathroom, there's a Test America.

• 35:15Peyton Hardin?

  What's that?

• 35:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You can sign up to take your fucking ACT in this mall, and I'm not kidding, bro. I swear to God, bro. I'm not joking. You can take a test, you can try to make it into college, you can fix your tires, you can praise the Lord, you can watch basketball, buy thermal optics, and then you can take a stop at the store Q.

• 35:36Peyton Hardin?

  What's Q?

• 35:37Cameron Kennedy?

  The name was just Q. If you look in there, it's little plush toys and weird little, like, toys and shit. Just call it Q.

• 35:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's cool.

• 35:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Next door to Q, Three Dollar Store. Three Dollar Store, and their sign says, "Everything's $2.99."

• 35:56Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, "What?" I want you, okay, if I told you, there's a store-

• 36:00Peyton Hardin?

  Can you even buy clothes in this mall?

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm telling you, oh, there's all the clothes places. You got your Abercrombie's, you got your, there's a Rainforest Cafe, too.

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God. You know the mall that I'm talking about? No, but Rainforest Cafe, I had my first kiss there, I tried to.

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened? You did, did you fail? Did you?

• 36:16Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 36:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You said you tried.

• 36:17Peyton Hardin?

  I started crying because the storm happened.

• 36:21Peyton Hardin?

  And it scared me.

• 36:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Did she stay throughout the date?

• 36:26Peyton Hardin?

  It wasn't a date, I was a kid. I was with our parents and everything, I was with my family.

• 36:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the hell were you trying to smooch?

• 36:33Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 36:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you just have a stroke? Did you just, are you smelling toast?

• 36:40Peyton Hardin?

  Her name? I don't remember.

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You said I tried to have my first kiss. And I said, "Who'd you kiss?" And you said, "What do you mean? I was with my family." "What are you talking about?" "Who are you kissing?" "What's happening right now?" "Was this in Arkansas?" "Who are you kissing?" "Were you on a date?" "But then you said you were a kid." "And then there was no date and you're with your family." "But you're still trying to land your first smooch." "I feel like I'm on a, like a jigsaw puzzle. I'm trying to make this make sense."

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was like a field trip or something. Or like a family get-together with other families.

• 37:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, you're digging a grave right now. It was like, dude, like all my cousins came in town. And I was experimental, but then that crocodile scared me. Who were you? You took field trips with other families? Non-sanctioned by Flugerville ISD? You took family field trips?

• 37:35Peyton Hardin?

  I was at Austin ISD at this point, I was really young.

• 37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't give a shit what independent school district you were in. You were, your family took willing field trips with other families?

• 37:51Cameron Kennedy?

  How does that?

• 37:52Peyton Hardin?

  I think they're chaperones.

• 37:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it through the school or not? What the? I've never heard anything like this. I've never heard anything like this.

• 38:02Peyton Hardin?

  I just remember, there was a girl I really liked, I think. And she was pretty, or maybe I was just... Mute it. I saw her and it was romantic because it was dim and I heard the trickles of the rain. And I was like, dude, this is romantic. And I wanted to kiss her and that was my objective. And then a big ass bear came out. And you went, "Ah, mom!"

• 38:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So who's the girl?

• 38:27Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  This is strange, this is different. This is a different level.

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember.

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a different level. You tried to kiss a family member on a family field trip for your first kiss at a Rainforest Cafe.

• 38:36Peyton Hardin?

  I did not try to kiss the family member.

• 38:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. You're taking family field trips with other families and chaperones.

• 38:42Peyton Hardin?

  Was Rainforest Cafe the best as a kid?

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, I only went once as a kid. And honestly, I got scared too.

• 38:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's terrifying.

• 38:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a scary place.

• 38:49Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's so scary.

• 38:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's, all the merchandise is overpriced, and the food's below average.

• 38:53Peyton Hardin?

  See, I don't remember any of that. I just remember the bears and the pigs and stuff.

• 38:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you go to the right Rainforest Cafe? You went to like the barn house cafe, bears and pigs?

• 39:03Peyton Hardin?

  I remember, I went to Chuck E. Cheese as a kid for my, I think it was like Paul's, like my, my, my Uncle Paul. You remember, we just found out who he was.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go again, here we go again.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  And I just remember there was a bunch of kids, and I remember Chuck E. chased me around. I never went back to a Chuck E. Cheese again.

• 39:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Chuck E. Cheese was creepy. It always smelled like cigarettes. It always smelled like cigarettes.

• 39:21Peyton Hardin?

  And then a kid threw up in the ball pit.

• 39:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he, that is, that is, that's grounds for termination.

• 39:28Peyton Hardin?

  But the thing I liked about that, or maybe that's Mel's Bowling. Whenever they would put the tickets in, it'd go, "Huh, huh, huh, huh." Or was that Chuck E. Cheese? Yeah, it was Chuck E. Cheese.

• 39:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's Mel?

• 39:37Peyton Hardin?

  Mel's Bowling in Georgetown, Texas.

• 39:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Mel's Bowling?

• 39:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I went there with my grandma, who's dead of cancer. She would take me there all the time. And she was a local legend because she worked at the school. And the Green Bay Packers came and they liked her a lot.

• 39:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you ever have that, did you ever have that one guy that'd come to your school in a singlet and he'd bend a frying pan?

• 39:56Peyton Hardin?

  Rachel's challenge?

• 40:09Peyton Hardin?

  Is that the right program?

• 40:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you did not. Rachel's challenge. Dude, I was the president for the Friends of Rachel's Club in my high school.

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  In high school?

• 40:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I was seventeen, uh, holding quarterly meetings about how we can make the world a better place.

• 40:32Peyton Hardin?

  You suck. Weren't you a hall monitor too?

• 40:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 40:37Peyton Hardin?

  You had the vest.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, that was for, that was for like a Halloween day. Oh, like a neon day.

• 40:42Peyton Hardin?

  So it wasn't Rachel's challenge?

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not Rachel's challenge where a big guy with a bald head and a singlet was bending a frying pan.

• 40:47Peyton Hardin?

  You had the circus coming to your school?

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, we were in elementary, we had an old, we had an old B E coach, he'd sit down, you could see his nuts.

• 41:02Cameron Kennedy?

  My gym teacher's skin came off one time.

• 41:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean? What does that mean, the skin came off?

• 41:13Peyton Hardin?

  I was like a big piece.

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  I just remember there was panic.

• 41:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And people can't.

• 41:26Peyton Hardin?

  I just remember it was on the ground.

• 41:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my gosh, I actually remember he would sit, I'm not gonna say his last name, his first name was Bill.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He'd sit down and he'd be like, "Today we're playing dodgeball." His nuts would just go, and then fall out, bro. Oh my god.

• 41:39Peyton Hardin?

  The best part of like, kid, like, like gym classes as a kid was the rolly things, the those flat things.

• 41:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  The, the rainbow tent.

• 41:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, all of it, bro. Dodgeball was fun until the world got soft.

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't like dodgeball.

• 41:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I played sumo wrestling one time, stabbed myself with pencils from my own bag. That was good. That was YMCA though.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god.

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man.

• 41:57Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I didn't like in, in school though? Well, you know what I don't remember from school?

• 42:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so sorry, I just remembered another one.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, okay, you remember how you have the cookie fundraisers? If you sell enough cookies, you get prizes and stuff? So one year the-

• 42:10Peyton Hardin?

  Money laundering, yeah.

• 42:11Cameron Kennedy?

  The mi- yeah, money laundering at school. One year, the, uh, main prize at my elementary school, or this might have been middle school, was, uh, a mobile gaming arcade would come. Like a mobile van-

• 42:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, games to you.

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That, games to you, whatever the- So they did that and then they had the money pit, that thing they would bring in the little thing.

• 42:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I was so excited and I begged my mom, oh my god, I was frugal, I wanted all the money in the world. I begged my mom, can you take it to work? I begged my dad, can you take it to work? I sold enough to go inside the money pit. So it was the day of the thing and only certain kids that like hit a threshold got to go to this party. Everyone else was in class. So we go to the party, the certain kids that hit the next threshold got to do the money. I was like third in line for the money. I was sitting there trying to strategize. I was like, I'm gonna lift my shirt up.

• 42:50Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 42:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Have the back tucked in. The second I got in, they cut it on, I started grabbing a couple of dollars, the wind got in my mouth and I literally sat in there and coughed for 30 seconds.

• 43:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally talked. I left with like six bucks.

• 43:07Cameron Kennedy?

  My mom sold like $900 of cookie dough for me to leave with a five and a one, bro.

• 43:15Peyton Hardin?

  You were the worst kid ever, dog.

• 43:21Cameron Kennedy?

  For 30 seconds and they just bolt the plug. Hey, get him out, get him out. Oh my god. Then I cried because I was so excited for that and then I didn't get to do it.

• 43:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I remember games you came into the house one time and President let me on the van because I wasn't good at games.

• 43:38Peyton Hardin?

  I can't even focus right now. My mind's moving at like a million miles per hour. Could you smell they're cooking something? Fabulous. So, right there in the caf?

• 43:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, in, okay, in the cafe. It's, we're not in Juco. We're not, we're not struggling anymore. It's cafe.

• 43:53Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that's a depiction of, of struggle.

• 43:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You call it caf when you're going quick throughout life and you're basketball and you're sweaty. Yeah, let's go to caf.

• 44:00Peyton Hardin?

  So you call cafeterias cafés, universal.

• 44:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's break this down. Cafeteria. The fa? Believe it or not, it's not fa, it's fe. Cafe. It's a cafe.

• 44:12Peyton Hardin?

  Kim.

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You're speaking of musculature. You're saying a caf. Let's go to the caf.

• 44:16Peyton Hardin?

  So you call the, the, the office building that we work in, the cafeteria we have in there, you call it a cafe?

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, it's literally.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, they don't sell teas and crumpets, dog. That's a cafe.

• 44:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  They sell brisket sandwiches and beef stroganoff, dog.

• 44:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a cafe at its finest. It is small, it is delicate, it sells meals. You're thinking it's like Emily in Paris, you can get a scone.

• 44:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's what a cafe is, you have to have some kind of pastry and a coffee treat.

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, in your queer, oh, oh, oh, oh my god, oh, oh, oh. Oh, in your weird little mind, a cafe only sells scones and cookies.

• 44:51Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't say only, you have to at least sell the pastry to be a cafe.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You can buy a honey bun and a cookie right there. Forty feet away, you can buy a honey bun and a cookie.

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  You can buy a honey bun in there?

• 45:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally bought a honey bun in there. Oh my god. I bought a honey bun and you know they always have the cookies by the little bowls of candy too.

• 45:06Peyton Hardin?

  But a cafe.

• 45:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a cafe and it's based definition.

• 45:09Peyton Hardin?

  If they only sold barbecue, right? Barbecue, lasagna and ribs and burgers, that would be a cafe still?

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be a restaurant. Do they only sell barbecue, ribs and burgers? No, you can buy teas, you can buy cookies.

• 45:21Peyton Hardin?

  You can't buy tea in there.

• 45:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 45:23Peyton Hardin?

  You bought tea in there, Lipton?

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like, I'm not a fan of tea, I'm not a believer in tea, but they sell it. That is a cafe. No, I know it's good for you, I can't keep behind the taste, it's weird, it's herbal, like a medicine.

• 45:34Peyton Hardin?

  Really? Arizona tea? You don't like Arizona tea?

• 45:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Arizona tea, now that shit. Ninety-nine cents a can for twenty-eight ounces of goodness?

• 45:40Peyton Hardin?

  Fire.

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to the cafe. It's not a cafe. Okay, why are you calling it cafe? What does cafe mean? If you're so, you're so, you're so Webster, you're so definition.

• 45:50Peyton Hardin?

  That's a short for cafeteria.

• 45:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, what is a cafe?

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  I just associate cafes with like Italy.

• 45:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your problem, that's your problem. A cafe sells food, sells small amounts of food and it's a nice place. That's a cafe.

• 46:06Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I read the other day that doesn't make sense to me? I've been going through news, I've been trying to get more into news.

• 46:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a scary place.

• 46:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because I don't really like it, it's confusing and it brings me gloom.

• 46:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's always gloomy, there's never like, oh, this kid won a medal. It's always like, this guy's going to jail for twenty years because he did this.

• 46:21Peyton Hardin?

  And even if they do say, oh, this kid won a medal, he's dead now. Like, you know, it's never like.

• 46:25Cameron Kennedy?

  He won the medal and he's in a fatal accident, god.

• 46:28Peyton Hardin?

  God bless that kid. I read, I don't believe this. And now I understand the term fake news.

• 46:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Fake news, very real.

• 46:35Peyton Hardin?

  I don't believe this, I read this news article and it said that a lightning bolt is hotter than the sun.

• 46:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe it.

• 46:44Peyton Hardin?

  Why, why do you just believe it? Did you hear that?

• 46:47Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, let's see, someone probably studied it, right? That's kinda how that would work. Someone did that, brought it to said news station, and it's not a riveting report, but they wanted to speak on it.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  But isn't the sun the hottest thing ever?

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's also incredibly wrong, incredibly wrong. There's so many stars that are hotter, bigger, way larger than the sun. The sun is our life bringer and life giver.

• 47:11Peyton Hardin?

  So the sun is the hottest thing we know?

• 47:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's still wrong, cuz we know about the other stars. I'm not making it up, it's science, it's science.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but-

• 47:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Bigger stars, hotter stars.

• 47:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 47:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Further stars.

• 47:22Peyton Hardin?

  But they said if the sun, I've always learned this, I've always learned this in class. If the sun were to get like even a little bit closer, the earth is gone.

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent, it'd be too hot for us.

• 47:31Peyton Hardin?

  If a lightning bolt is hotter than that, and a lightning bolt hit my backyard one time, why am I not a corpse? Why am I not sizzling snap and bacon from Dunkin' Donuts?

• 47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so good, that's so good. Lightning bolt, believe it or not, lightning bolt, very small. Sun astronomically big, can you, do you wrap around that one?

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but it doesn't matter, it's about the size of the- I mean-

• 47:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not about the size of the-

• 47:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

• 48:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, and your ocean is very large, very far away.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 48:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Your ocean's, the real ocean, you creep, is very large, very far away. In this metaphor, that's the sun. The lightning is right here-

• 48:12Peyton Hardin?

  In you. How are people struck by lightning and still alive then? If it's hotter than the sun, if the sun were to slap me on the ass, I'm done, I am burned to a crisp.

• 48:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The sun is enormous. Okay, a fire, a small fire, the size of my hand.

• 48:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a thousand degrees.

• 48:30Peyton Hardin?

  Where is it?

• 48:30Cameron Kennedy?

  For simple math, it's in my palm, that would hurt like hell.

• 48:33Peyton Hardin?

  Your hand is done.

• 48:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's done.

• 48:34Peyton Hardin?

  If it's hotter than the sun-

• 48:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's say-

• 48:36Peyton Hardin?

  And you're putting the sun in your hand.

• 48:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You son of a bitch, let's say this small fire is a thousand degrees for easy math, okay? This small fire, size of my hand, thousand degrees. Or a fire the size of this room is five hundred degrees. Which one's hotter?

• 48:51Peyton Hardin?

  Obviously that one.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Which one is emitting more heat?

• 48:55Peyton Hardin?

  That one, if it's hotter.

• 48:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 48:58Peyton Hardin?

  The one in your hand, I'm dead ass.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, that doesn't make sense to me. If something, okay, say-

• 49:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Would it hurt more if I threw one drop, one drop of boiling water? Boiling water?

• 49:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 49:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Threw it on your back, "Ah!" Okay? One drop.

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 49:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Or if I got a whole pot of water that wasn't quite boiling, but it was still hot as shit, and I threw the whole pot of water on you?

• 49:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's a false comparison.

• 49:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my Jesus Christ!

• 49:24Peyton Hardin?

  Say, say you were to get, uh-

• 49:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A lightning strike is not even a drop in compared to a boiling-

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  You act like whenever there's lightning storms, there's only one lightning. Bow, bow, bow, bow. Have you ever seen a lightning storm? Thunder?

• 49:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, cuz you're out in the field getting struck by lightning left and right.

• 49:37Peyton Hardin?

  I've been struck by-

• 49:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Ow, ow!

• 49:39Peyton Hardin?

  I've been struck by lightning. I told you that.

• 49:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I still don't believe that.

• 49:42Peyton Hardin?

  Ask me, well, you can.

• 49:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can't. She's gone. We can't converse anymore. I'm sorry. She's, she's an amazing woman. You, that just proved my point. A, a drop of water in a pot of water? If we did, if you wanted a false comparison, that was false. You want a real comparison? Drop of water is a lightning bolt? Hey, go and jump into Lake Michigan and heat it up to hundreds of degrees. That's the sun.

• 50:03Peyton Hardin?

  That would probably hurt less, cuz if it's not as hot.

• 50:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton.

• 50:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, if something were to be sharp, right? Say you were to get a little bitty pencil that's sharp, right? That's super, it's the sharpest pencil in the world, but it's this big, right? And then you were to take a big pencil that was dull, and you were to hit you with it, which one's gonna hurt more?

• 50:25Cameron Kennedy?

  The little pencil's gonna feel like acupuncture. The big one's gonna feel like Conan the Barbarian here at your favela stabbing you through the chest, and your whole family's dead now.

• 50:34Peyton Hardin?

  What did Conan O'Brien do?

• 50:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't say O'Brien. I'm not talking about the night host ginger guy. I said Conan the Barbarian.

• 50:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you're not understanding me.

• 50:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 50:43Peyton Hardin?

  If there's lightning storms, there's so many lightnings. And it's hitting people, it's hitting houses, things set on fire whenever you hit lightning. It's taking down trees. My front-

• 50:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz it's hotter than the sun.

• 50:52Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. So how are we, if there's lightning storms, literally storms taking up the environment that you're in, of the, of something that's hotter than the sun? How are we still preheating? We should be burnt, dog.

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Because the sun, the sun's so much bigger.

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  And how are we testing that?

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you-

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  Who was caught lighting before?

• 51:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Man, that's a grand question. Some guy's in the mason jar, he's like,

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  he just snags it like it's a Popeye, he's like,

• 51:21Cameron Kennedy?

  he grabs that bitch, he's like, he puts a lid on it, takes it back to the lab, and they're like, ooh, ah, it's hot. Catching the shit? No, that's a valid question.

• 51:32Peyton Hardin?

  Like, y'all believe anything, dog, I swear to you.

• 51:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, what?

• 51:35Peyton Hardin?

  Who put a thermostat on the sun?

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, shit, no, shit, no, that's another, that's a great question.

• 51:40Peyton Hardin?

  Who told the sun to open up its mouth, lift their tongue?

• 51:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, I don't think you can throat swab the tongue.

• 51:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You know the sun has so much waves, like, if the sun even burped to be done, if the sun was like,

• 51:55Cameron Kennedy?

  a wave would go, we would all just be like, the sound effects? Am I a walking soundboard?

• 52:02Peyton Hardin?

  No wonder people like listening to this on Spotify.

• 52:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, 100%. One more comparison, and I want you to be partial, and I want you to be, honest to God, I need you to close your eyes.

• 52:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. You know the fear of closing my eyes in public?

• 52:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna strike you.

• 52:14Peyton Hardin?

  Please, if you hit me, Kim, I'm bringing out the fart spray.

• 52:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not, no, you've,

• 52:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna spray you in your car.

• 52:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I am, oh my God, that'd be the worst prank ever. I'm not, no, stop, stop. I'm not touching you, you can get all weird if you want, just close your eyes.

• 52:25Peyton Hardin?

  Please, pinky promise you're not gonna touch me.

• 52:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No touching will happen, you mother. Okay, what would hurt worse? Okay?

• 52:32Peyton Hardin?

  If she left again, sorry.

• 52:35Cameron Kennedy?

  A very, very sharp knife, okay?

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  Howie.

• 52:39Cameron Kennedy?

  One sharp knife.

• 52:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 52:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It's sticking you real quick, coming right out. Or, and it's very small, the point of it is very small.

• 52:47Peyton Hardin?

  Sounds like my sex life.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Or,

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  Small in and out.

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Or,

• 52:52Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry.

• 52:53Cameron Kennedy?

  If,

• 52:56Cameron Kennedy?

  small in and out, it's sticking you real quick. Or, if you laid down on an entire bed of thumbtacks, all glued, pointed directly up. Initial pain.

• 53:08Peyton Hardin?

  The little knife. Cam, Cam, Yuki, listen, if you,

• 53:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He is not 100% right.

• 53:14Peyton Hardin?

  If you lay, if you lay on thumbtacks, Cam, yeah, it's gonna be uncomfortable, it's gonna hurt. If you stab me with the world's sharpest knife, ow!

• 53:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't say I'm going,

• 53:27Cameron Kennedy?

  like, killing you. Imagine this? Or imagine,

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  The sharpest, you're gonna cut me open like some butter, dog.

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's better, huh?

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Or a million thumbtacks, all at once. The power of a million thumbtacks going every, every, every centimeter of your skin.

• 53:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's not fair.

• 53:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Neither is lightning versus the sun.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying the whole environment is taken up by thunder. That should, that should burn the earth. We should have no crops.

• 53:53Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, it's not the whole environment. It'd be like one thunderstorm over Flugerville.

• 53:58Peyton Hardin?

  Don't talk about Flugerville.

• 53:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Two towns over, it's dry and sunny.

• 54:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Flugerville should burn.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  The sun, no, Flugerville should burn for multiple reasons.

• 54:05Peyton Hardin?

  Don't talk about Flugerville.

• 54:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you Flugerville's creepy and it's nasty and they have a lot of weird people. The sun could encapsulate over a, I said that wrong. Could encapsulate over a thousand earths. And you're talking about a measly thunderstorm in Little Elm.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of space.

• 54:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That scares my dog.

• 54:22Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of space, space is not as-

• 54:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Who was talking about space?

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  The sun's in space.

• 54:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a fair point.

• 54:27Peyton Hardin?

  I was about to say, do I have that wrong too?

• 54:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's a fair point.

• 54:29Peyton Hardin?

  What I don't, you know, I think, I mean, with-

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  You, I think I've talked about this already though.

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you need to take a drink.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  I think I've talked, I, okay.

• 54:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I think you need to take a drink. That big ass drink.

• 54:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 54:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 54:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 54:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's all on me. I wore blue. No, bro. No, my shit, no, paint my shoes, for real, no! No! No, bro.

• 55:05Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 55:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not my fault, it's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault.

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  So your fault.

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not my, you told me to go.

• 55:16Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't tell you to slurp and chug it, you creep! You know, I like my DC.

• 55:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 55:25Peyton Hardin?

  The cap's over there.

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  My name's Cam. I decided to wear $2,000 shoes on the podcast.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Nowhere near.

• 55:33Peyton Hardin?

  Did it get on you for real? It got all over me. It's on my arms, my legs, my shoes. I couldn't see. The carbonation went in my eye. Did you shake that before you gave it to me?

• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you started just chugging it, moving it back and forth. Look, it's everywhere. It looks like we stabbed a Diet Coke. Oh, man.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  That wasn't even a bit, like a dead ass.

• 55:55Cameron Kennedy?

  My legs are sticky.

• 55:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, thanks, Pierce. Oh.

• 56:03Peyton Hardin?

  That was an accident.

• 56:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know.

• 56:05Peyton Hardin?

  My leg is sticky.

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, mine too. I'm very sticky. You, you shat that everywhere.

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it was, that was, that was bad.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man. That is gonna be, there's gonna be an incredible amount of mites and flies and bugs and grubs in our studio.

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of losing body control, go ahead, go ahead.

• 56:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What was your first point?

• 56:26Peyton Hardin?

  I said, speaking of losing body control, right?

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, back to space.

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  I think I talked about it already. Did you know that there's satellites everywhere?

• 56:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 56:34Peyton Hardin?

  I thought we had one. Dead ass. And then they showed a realistic picture of space and it was like thousands of, of satellites.

• 56:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. You think one satellite is doing it all for us?

• 56:47Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know.

• 56:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You think one satellite has HBO Max, Garmin Navigation Systems, Apple Maps, uh, uh, your toll tags, uh, all cell towers on Earth?

• 56:59Peyton Hardin?

  Old tags?

• 57:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Toll tags.

• 57:05Peyton Hardin?

  Let me say this.

• 57:08Peyton Hardin?

  Pay your toll tags, kids. I don't know if that, is, is toll tags universal? Is that all over America? Do they have toll roads?

• 57:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I think so. There's toll ways everywhere.

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  So I've had a car since I was 16 years old.

• 57:21Peyton Hardin?

  I've had, I've had a car that was 16 years old. I've been driving every day since I was 16. And I just, and one of my anxiety mechanisms to cope with my anxiety is to drive.

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. It's a good coping.

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  Not if you don't have a toll tag.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:33Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't had a toll tag ever. I'm 25 years old and I haven't had a toll tag since I started driving when I was 16. Now, I've been getting mail, right, from the toll saying, hey, this is your bill for the toll. And I said, when I look up at the thing, it's only like 225 every time I go through. I didn't realize, hey, you've been driving for almost 10 years, every day.

• 57:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  And you used to live in a different state, too.

• 58:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And you go through multiple checkpoints on a tollway. It's not, it's not a one-way 225, you're good.

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  Every time I go home, I'm going through a toll. Every time I leave home, I'm going, it's right outside my house.

• 58:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 58:12Peyton Hardin?

  Same thing when I was back home. Cam.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  CJ's mom came over this weekend and she goes, Peyton, you gotta pay your tolls, because she saw my mail. And I said, I said, oh, it's alright. And she goes, no, if you don't pay your tolls a certain amount, it could be a misdemeanor. Like, you could go to jail. And I said, well, I don't want, you've seen my butt. You, you've seen my butt.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You've seen my butt. My butt is not a jail butt.

• 58:40Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want to go to jail. It is a jail butt.

• 58:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That would be a number one draft pick in a jail ass draft. A jail ass draft, you're going first round, put him right in the starting five.

• 58:48Peyton Hardin?

  There's like, make the stallion Cardi B pay in jail.

• 58:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, yeah.

• 58:51Peyton Hardin?

  And so, I said, okay, I don't want to go to jail. Let me go pay my tolls. There's a QR code on the paper. Cam? I put on the QR code, it said, put in this PIN number that's linked to your account and what you owe. I opened up that toll website.

• 59:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I guess? Can I guess?

• 59:12Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I genuinely don't want to say how much it was.

• 59:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's that bad?

• 59:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's genuinely, I could, let me put this, I could buy a car. I could buy a car.

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton.

• 59:24Peyton Hardin?

  With how much it was.

• 59:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Steven.

• 59:26Peyton Hardin?

  Harden. Yeah.

• 59:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You could purchase another vehicle.

• 59:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  With how much money? You owed Uncle Sam for driving on his nice road.

• 59:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Hundred percent.

• 59:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost, I almost shit my pants. I almost threw up.

• 59:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'd literally always like, take me to jail. I was like, I didn't want to pay it.

• 59:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you pay it?

• 59:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh my god. You have to tell me off camera. Or at the area, you have to get, can I, okay, can I do one guess?

• 59:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 59:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And you just say simply higher or lower?

• 59:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Will you do that?

• 59:56Peyton Hardin?

  Be ridiculous though. Be ridiculous.

• 59:59Peyton Hardin?

  Because it's ridiculous how much I spent.

• 1:00:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, you already told me that you could buy a car.

• 1:00:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:03Cameron Kennedy?

  We're talking like an oh seven Civic or like a, you buy like some off a lot?

• 1:00:07Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, I could put it, I don't know. Just guess. It's bad. Pay your tolls.

• 1:00:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Twenty grand. If you, if, okay, I'm actually gonna, I'm actually gonna, I just started sweating more. If I look at you, I'm gonna do that again, okay? If I look at you and I say the number, twenty thousand dollars. And you look back with your ohos into my ohos and you nod and say, nope, it's higher? We're gonna have a problem and we're gonna have to talk. You ready? You know the rules and registrations of the game? Here we go. My singular guess is twenty grand.

• 1:00:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you're Peyton. Peyton, you're absolutely kidding me.

• 1:00:51Peyton Hardin?

  I've been so depressed.

• 1:00:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You are absolutely kidding me.

• 1:00:54Peyton Hardin?

  I can't pay my bills.

• 1:00:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You had more than twenty thousand dollars in tolls.

• 1:01:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, Amazon? Are you, are you delivering?

• 1:01:08Peyton Hardin?

  I used, I drove, when I lived in college, like my second Juco, I would go home every weekend. Cause I had a girlfriend at the time. Every weekend. And it was, my school was two and a half, three hours away.

• 1:01:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  You know how many tolls you gotta go through?

• 1:01:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm 25 Cam, I've been driving since I was 16. No one told me.

• 1:01:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, nine years, but it's more than 20. Oh my god, you're spending more than $2,000 a year on tolls. What are you doing?

• 1:01:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Take a service road.

• 1:01:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, I did.

• 1:01:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Enjoy the ride.

• 1:01:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm about to now, and I'm about to just get a toll tag.

• 1:01:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Or that.

• 1:01:41Peyton Hardin?

  Or a bike.

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, get a, go get a mongoose, huh? Try that out.

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  But, uh, yeah, no, I don't want to even talk about it, now my stomach hurts.

• 1:01:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, my, my, okay.

• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  I almost took him to court.

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, real quick, you would have lost.

• 1:01:55Peyton Hardin?

  And I still gotta pay the fees here at this parking garage. I haven't paid them here either, and so I'm just not going to, I'll go to jail for that.

• 1:02:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, we are gonna get evicted.

• 1:02:04Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:02:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you're not paying. You have to pay things in life. That's how they work. Sometimes there's a fee, and then there's a late fee, and when they say, huh, that didn't scare him enough, let's go handcuff him.

• 1:02:21Peyton Hardin?

  But like, says who?

• 1:02:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Says, I don't know, cops. Cops, internet, movies, pretty much anything in front of you would point to the fact that you gotta do that or you might get arrested. And as we know, you and your ass, you would be a prized possession in any cell block that you go into. So, I don't wanna hear horror stories from prison for you.

• 1:02:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't wanna lose my friend.

• 1:02:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And I like where we work.

• 1:02:43Peyton Hardin?

  That'd be a shit reason to go to jail.

• 1:02:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be the shit, that'd be, oh, you'd probably get your ass beat the first day.

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  What you here for?

• 1:02:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't pay my tolls, they go, what the? You just say, I'm doing life for some hard shit, you over here on a toll tag?

• 1:02:56Peyton Hardin?

  If they put, if, if they put me in jail next to somebody who's in there for life for not paying tolls, that's their fault.

• 1:03:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:01Peyton Hardin?

  I don't deserve that.

• 1:03:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't deserve that.

• 1:03:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that'd be bad.

• 1:03:04Peyton Hardin?

  But, go ahead.

• 1:03:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, speaking of, okay, the other day I went to a car wash. Cause we recently, we recently went to Oklahoma, came back, car was super dirty. I go through the car wash, and this guy gives me unsolicited advice.

• 1:03:16Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that.

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And then it struck me very, very wrong.

• 1:03:20Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 1:03:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Fundamentally, I think he is incorrect. But then I thought about it, and the whole system does it. I'm going through the car wash, and right when, you know they're doing this?

• 1:03:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, right when I saw it, put it in neutral, he goes, window, window down.

• 1:03:33Peyton Hardin?

  They're trying to line you up.

• 1:03:34Cameron Kennedy?

  They're trying to line you up with the thing.

• 1:03:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:36Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, left, left, come back. He goes, all right, put your window down. I said, that's not right.

• 1:03:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you don't tell me to do that.

• 1:03:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, you're, you're gonna prank me. I'm on, there's Aston Kutcher behind you.

• 1:03:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't want the water in my car.

• 1:03:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Not at all. This isn't water, right? He goes, no, no, fru. And I was like, I lean out, cause I literally think, I'm like, why am I even opening? I don't even know this guy.

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, you need to get your tires rotated so they, uh, so they wear evenly.

• 1:03:54Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me?

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Word for it. I can see the little, a little, uh, early signs of wearing on your tires. You need to get them rotated so they can wear evenly.

• 1:04:02Peyton Hardin?

  Am I the mechanic, or am I getting my car cleaned?

• 1:04:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So that's the first thing, right?

• 1:04:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Here's the issue. Isn't a tire a wheel? It's a circle? Every part of it is touching the road every time I use it? How is it possibly wearing unevenly?

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  How many right turns do you take?

• 1:04:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell does that mean? What does that even mean? It doesn't matter if I turn right, turn left?

• 1:04:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it does.

• 1:04:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it does not.

• 1:04:31Peyton Hardin?

  And if you brake a lot.

• 1:04:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a...

• 1:04:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm telling you.

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a tire.

• 1:04:35Peyton Hardin?

  Listen to this.

• 1:04:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's going like this.

• 1:04:38Peyton Hardin?

  So you're, they don't all evenly go.

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you driving on squares? You got square tires. It is literally a circle.

• 1:04:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, listen.

• 1:04:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:04:48Peyton Hardin?

  When you take a right turn, is your right front wheel and your right back wheel doing the same thing? No, it's not.

• 1:04:54Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not.

• 1:04:56Peyton Hardin?

  Uneven.

• 1:04:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you think you just cracked Da Vinci's code? You said uneven. No, I make the turn and then I start driving again. What are you saying?

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, your, your wheels aren't all moving in sync at the same time.

• 1:05:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so then why didn't he say, hey, your front tires are gonna burn out quicker, cause your back ones are staying straight?

• 1:05:13Peyton Hardin?

  Well, maybe because he didn't want...

• 1:05:14Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, get them all turned so they can wear evenly. First off, I don't like that phrase.

• 1:05:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because they were...

• 1:05:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Wearing tire.

• 1:05:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because they were unevenly moving, so you gotta realign them to get them moving evenly, reset. It's, it's like, uh, you know, whenever you're doing the, uh, what's the old game with the, you, you, when you're doing an Etch A Sketch? You remember Etch A Sketches? You gotta shake and reset the drawing. Your car's the drawing, reset it.

• 1:05:37Cameron Kennedy?

  A Kia and an Etch A Sketch. That's what we've got to? A Kia and Etch A Sketch is how you're defending this mechanic car wash guy? It doesn't matter. It's a circle. Every part of the tire is touching every part of the road.

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, unevenly though.

• 1:05:53Peyton Hardin?

  You go in reverse, right?

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Peyton Hardin?

  Your back tires are moving more than your front ones.

• 1:05:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:05:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they are.

• 1:05:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, they are.

• 1:06:00Cameron Kennedy?

  They start slightly in front.

• 1:06:03Peyton Hardin?

  And then, okay-

• 1:06:03Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I don't even think that's true!

• 1:06:05Peyton Hardin?

  You ever been in reverse and you're cutting the car?

• 1:06:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:06:07Peyton Hardin?

  Your wheels are going different directions than your back ones.

• 1:06:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That's happening-

• 1:06:11Peyton Hardin?

  So that means it's gonna wear unevenly.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You know what? Okay, cool. So then if I get it readjusted, what the [bleep] does that do? Cause then the same thing's gonna happen again. So, is this a ploy for money? Is he [bleep] with me? Or is he stupid?

• 1:06:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying it's so, it's so you can last longer. Because if it continues to uneven, it will, it will last less. If you get them, if you realign even, redo that sketch.

• 1:06:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you [bleep] with me right now? Are you, are you genuinely trying to piss me off?

• 1:06:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm, I'm giving you the science.

• 1:06:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, if it's, if it's shit and then you redo it, it's gonna be shit in a new spot.

• 1:06:45Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:06:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you redo it in a new spot, shit in a new spot.

• 1:06:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. You ever had a jacket on?

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that? What is a jacket on?

• 1:06:53Peyton Hardin?

  You ever had a jacket on?

• 1:06:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I thought you only said one. You have a jacket on? No, yeah, I've worn a jacket, you creep.

• 1:07:00Peyton Hardin?

  A zip-up jacket.

• 1:07:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. So- Zip up.

• 1:07:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so whenever you're zipping up a jacket, right, it's supposed to go even.

• 1:07:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't tell me some stu- It's, it is even.

• 1:07:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:07:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a zipper.

• 1:07:08Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Well, you ever, it ever got unaligned?

• 1:07:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That has absolut- it's-

• 1:07:12Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 1:07:13Cameron Kennedy?

  A jacket isn't circular!

• 1:07:14Peyton Hardin?

  Let me cook! I'm in the kitchen with grease and olive oil right now.

• 1:07:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're in the kitchen with like, pink food coloring and like, flour. Like, you're making a weird ass concoction.

• 1:07:24Peyton Hardin?

  I would make a cake. Here we go. So if, so you know whenever you're zipping up a jacket, it's supposed to be aligned. Those are your tires.

• 1:07:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:07:29Peyton Hardin?

  Supposed to be aligned. Say, you move a little too much to the left, you move a little too much to the right. Now it's uneven. You can continue to zip that jacket up, right? You can continue to zip it up, but it's gonna be cattywampus.

• 1:07:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's your tires are cattywampus. What you wanna do is realign your zip-up jacket. No more cattywampus. Now you got your commutians.

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you speaking? I hate you! I'm trying to come to you with some sense. Cattywampus and muggy wubbins, what'd you say? What was the second part?

• 1:08:00Peyton Hardin?

  Commutians.

• 1:08:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Commutians.

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  You know what commutians are?

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:08:03Peyton Hardin?

  You've never heard of commutians?

• 1:08:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You're speaking in tongues, dog. Commutians, that's not racist. Is, is that? I didn't mean it. I didn't, it wasn't racist, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  Commutians.

• 1:08:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Commutians. You sound like you're from Elf. Commutians.

• 1:08:16Peyton Hardin?

  Commutians is a real word.

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  A cotton-headed ninnymuggin.

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 1:08:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's from Elf. Yeah, that's a real. That's from Elf.

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  You call me a cotton picking.

• 1:08:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you call me?

• 1:08:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, for the sake of my life, a cotton headed.

• 1:08:38Peyton Hardin?

  That's.

• 1:08:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Nanny.

• 1:08:40Peyton Hardin?

  Cotton headed doesn't sound right. I don't know if you should say that.

• 1:08:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Cotton headed ninnymuggins.

• 1:08:44Peyton Hardin?

  You should stop saying that.

• 1:08:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 1:08:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm getting offended.

• 1:08:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You shouldn't, you shouldn't.

• 1:08:49Peyton Hardin?

  Don't tell me what I should get offended at.

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you shouldn't. It means, it means you're a little elf. You're a little cotton headed ninnymuggins.

• 1:08:54Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying it. What is that from?

• 1:08:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Elf.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  What year was that made in?

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Will Ferrell, oh four.

• 1:08:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It could have some intent.

• 1:09:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what was I saying?

• 1:09:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, speaking of bodily fluids.

• 1:09:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, commutagens.

• 1:09:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, commutagens.

• 1:09:07Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know what commutagens are?

• 1:09:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, that sounds like a disease. Commutagens. She got commutagens last week.

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  Go get your commutagens.

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that?

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's like get your get back.

• 1:09:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Commutagens means get your get back. I'm gonna get my lick back.

• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

  Commutagens? You've never heard of commutagens?

• 1:09:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, they hit a stain on the block, let's go get our commutagens.

• 1:09:24Peyton Hardin?

  You don't think talk about, you don't have to talk like that.

• 1:09:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You think you're getting some respect if you say that?

• 1:09:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a, it's a word. It's in the English dictionary. Commutagens.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit. Spell commutagens for me.

• 1:09:35Peyton Hardin?

  K U M. U D G E N S. Commutagens. Go get your commutagens.

• 1:09:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not being serious. This is a real word.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's my, I'm gonna call my mom.

• 1:09:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that doesn't do much.

• 1:09:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you got my mom ignorant?

• 1:09:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying commutagens. I could say, yeah, flop-a-doppa-wappus. And that's my family word.

• 1:09:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, commutagens.

• 1:09:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Call my mom, flop-a-doppa-wappus.

• 1:09:58Peyton Hardin?

  Commutagens is a real word.

• 1:09:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's bullshit.

• 1:10:00Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this.

• 1:10:05Peyton Hardin?

  Hello? Hello, mom, you're on the podcast right now. Say hello to everybody. Hello, everybody.

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, mama.

• 1:10:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep. There we go, thanks.

• 1:10:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, mom, yes or no, is commutagens a real word?

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  Well, I've always said it, so I believe it.

• 1:10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 1:10:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's a real word though.

• 1:10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I always thought Shanna was real. Izzy?

• 1:10:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's, okay, Mom, what does "commodities" mean?

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  Oh my God, didn't we just speak about this?

• 1:10:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, yes, so "commodities," what does it mean?

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  Like, you get your "commodities," like, you know, what's fair to you, what's due to you.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, get your get back.

• 1:10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, hey, what does "flop-a-wappus" mean?

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  "Flop-a-wappus," we used it in my household, sure is a real word.

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  Flah-a-wappa?

• 1:10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Fl- flop-a-wappus.

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  What is that?

• 1:10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, it's nonsense and bullshit, "commodities" isn't a word. It can be a family tradition all you want it to be, it's not in Webster's, it's not real.

• 1:11:07Peyton Hardin?

  Mom, okay, did you teach me something wrong?

• 1:11:12Speaker 03

  Hey, someone taught it to me.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, was it your mom?

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Why she sounds sad?

• 1:11:20Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, Mom, how many siblings do you have?

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  Peyton, Steven, Harden.

• 1:11:25Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, we talked about this last week, how many, how many siblings do you have?

• 1:11:29Speaker 03

  I have two.

• 1:11:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What's his name?

• 1:11:34Peyton Hardin?

  Earl?

• 1:11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a brother named Earl?

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  I have a brother named Paul.

• 1:11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's Earl?

• 1:11:41Peyton Hardin?

  I have an Earl, don't I?

• 1:11:42Speaker 03

  That's, oh my gosh, that is my brother's grandson. I need you to-

• 1:11:48Peyton Hardin?

  How old's your brother? God damn.

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  Your brother has kids? Oh, yeah.

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  And grandkids.

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  Your brother has grandkids? Why have I not met any of these people?

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  You have met him.

• 1:12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Bullshit.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  When you were a baby, when you were in the, when you were a little boy, you were in the guitars, and he had several. And he said, "I will give them to you once I pass on." You asked me the next day when he flew home, if he died yet.

• 1:12:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God!

• 1:12:20Speaker 03

  Listen, did Uncle Paul pass away yet? I want those guitars. Do you not remember that?

• 1:12:26Peyton Hardin?

  Damn, I was evil. No, I don't remember that.

• 1:12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Why was he into guitars? Let's talk about that.

• 1:12:33Peyton Hardin?

  Because of Drake and Josh.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  He was a little rock star. I've got pictures, I'll send them to you.

• 1:12:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're not.

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, please do.

• 1:12:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, thanks, mom. Well, where do they live? Why haven't I met these kids?

• 1:12:41Speaker 03

  He lives in Maryland. Wait, who? Where does who live?

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  The kids and the grandkids.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What about Earl?

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  Oh, my God. Do you not know Paul?

• 1:12:49Peyton Hardin?

  Mom, that's your job.

• 1:12:52Speaker 03

  Do you know Paul, too? You're so...

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  We'll talk about this later. Goodbye.

• 1:12:57Peyton Hardin?

  My mom's a sick bastard.

• 1:12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You were into guitars? Let's start there.

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the biggest thing I got from that. You liked to rip it on a guitar.

• 1:13:06Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I used to literally try to play the guitar all the time.

• 1:13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You're shitting me.

• 1:13:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's me and my grandpa's like, that's when we tried to bond. Because he, he, he was, he loved guitars too.

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a nat, like a, like a classic, like a guitar, like a... You're not even...

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Electric, I had two electric guitars.

• 1:13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You are absolutely kidding me.

• 1:13:22Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all didn't know that?

• 1:13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Can your mom please, God, send a picture?

• 1:13:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I probably have a picture of it. That's so obvious. And I used to wear a Longhorns wristband on my forearm and a tank top and jeans and boots.

• 1:13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He thought he was Kobe Bryant mixed with Trace Atkins playing the guitar. You wore a, a sweatband?

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  To play an instrument?

• 1:13:41Peyton Hardin?

  I was always meant to entertain.

• 1:13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You were always meant to do some shit that didn't quite add up.

• 1:13:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think my family is, I think my mom has lost it. Shit, those people aren't real. I don't, I don't...

• 1:13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna trust your mom over you. After all the evidence, I'm trusting your mom over you.

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  My mom's a 14...

• 1:13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Except the curmudgeons.

• 1:13:56Peyton Hardin?

  She spends 14 hours a day on a coloring book, dog. She's not there.

• 1:13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  She looks at lights and she's in awe.

• 1:14:03Peyton Hardin?

  She's lost it, bro.

• 1:14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Oh, my God. I don't know how I didn't show you this. Okay. Me and Liv, we went to a baby appointment two days ago. And it was a sonogram appointment, which is like, doesn't happen, the one with the pictures. Matter of fact, last time you had the cute picture, you were stuck in the stomach. Yeah. Old sound, sonogram, same thing. She, she was going through, taking her pictures and right when she took, it was the, uh, profile, like a side view.

• 1:14:29Peyton Hardin?

  Of her?

• 1:14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He was cute, no of the baby.

• 1:14:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Right when she snapped the picture, he turned.

• 1:14:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he's sick.

• 1:14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 1:14:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's lit.

• 1:14:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 1:14:37Peyton Hardin?

  He's ugly?

• 1:14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:14:38Peyton Hardin?

  My nephew's ugly?

• 1:14:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, bro. It's, I love you to death. Whenever you see this, you'll understand. The picture I'll show you when you're old enough. He looks like a, like a creep, like a ghoul.

• 1:14:48Peyton Hardin?

  Can we put this up on the screen?

• 1:14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, it's terrifying, dog.

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but that's.

• 1:14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I just want your reaction first. That's his face.

• 1:14:56Peyton Hardin?

  Holy shit!

• 1:14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's his face, I swear to god.

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife's giving birth to a beast.

• 1:15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it literally looks like he's in there like. Yeah.

• 1:15:08Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, look at that.

• 1:15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no. No, I didn't.

• 1:15:11Peyton Hardin?

  That is a cast member of Insidious.

• 1:15:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, literally. Come here, here. Real quick, ready? Okay. This is face. Fourth camera reaction. One, two, three. Oh!

• 1:15:25Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he's sick.

• 1:15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  His eyes, it looks like he's, there's no air, there's no air in there whatsoever. He's being like vacuum sucked. Looks like he's sealed like a good steak. I don't know, he turned, I guess he could sense the thing. Cause it was on the side of his face, it was all pretty, and then he literally, she was like. And like, as she like clicked the button, he turned and that's what we got. What was Yell's reaction? I literally, I audibly gasped. In, in the room, I literally went, oh my god!

• 1:15:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but that's not fair. That's not fair, and you can put this up on the screen too, because this was Cam as a baby.

• 1:16:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, you look awful.

• 1:16:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cam as a kid, that is a mix of a troll, an elf, and some dough, dog. That is not a good baby.

• 1:16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I look like an unbaked loaf. I look like I had a twin and I. That looks, that looks, I look, I look huge.

• 1:16:22Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if you can say that.

• 1:16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I look terrified. Oh my, yeah, this, I hope to God my son's, I audibly gasped.

• 1:16:29Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, no, that would literally, that took a lot of my excitement away from your kid.

• 1:16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, 100%, it was terrifying.

• 1:16:34Peyton Hardin?

  That is an awful.

• 1:16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it was, I literally went, oh my God!

• 1:16:38Peyton Hardin?

  That kid is 90% eyes.

• 1:16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he was like this.

• 1:16:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I got it from you.

• 1:16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, and then he, uh, the woman goes, "What, what's wrong?" I said, "No, nothing, that's just a creepy ass picture." She goes, "Oh, I think it's cute." And I said, "Bullshit."

• 1:16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Like, do you also worship that devil?

• 1:16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, Lucifer, I bet you do think he's cute.

• 1:16:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:16:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 1:16:57Peyton Hardin?

  Now, Cam, I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna love him.

• 1:16:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Bad.

• 1:16:59Peyton Hardin?

  You know that, Liv, I'm gonna love him. If he looks like that, when he comes out, he's coming over, anytime he comes over to my house, he's gonna look like Rey Mysterio, cuz he's gonna have a mask on. Cam, he's not walking into my house like, looking like that. I love him to death. I love him.

• 1:17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, honest to God, if you masked my son, cuz of how hideous he was, that would be the lowest point, uh, I think, uh, a human's been.

• 1:17:24Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna look like a luchador, dog. He's gonna look like Nacho Libre walking into my house. Are you kidding me? If he looks like that? He better develop some skull before he walks in.

• 1:17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, I don't think I've heard the word "luchador" in 12 years. A luchador. Oh my God, what game, there were little, there was little eggs, there were little eggs, they were little fighters, and they were dressed as little cartoon kids.

• 1:17:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God!

• 1:17:52Cameron Kennedy?

  What were those?

• 1:17:53Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot, the little beans?

• 1:17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, those were lit. I had a Mexican warrior, he was a luchador.

• 1:17:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's sick.

• 1:17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:17:59Peyton Hardin?

  Is that luchador like a Mexican fighting? Style of, like, wrestling?

• 1:18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think it's a style of combat, I think it's what they're called.

• 1:18:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  They are the El Luchadores.

• 1:18:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'd like to be educated.

• 1:18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What, luchador might mean something.

• 1:18:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, maybe wrestler.

• 1:18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you rather take $50,000 a year? For 10 years? Okay, $100,000 a year for 10 years? Straight? Or you get to be the sole father of Mu Ding?

• 1:18:24Peyton Hardin?

  Who's Mu Ding?

• 1:18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's Moo Ding?

• 1:18:28Peyton Hardin?

  Moo Ding?

• 1:18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Moo Ding!

• 1:18:30Peyton Hardin?

  Who's Moo Ding?

• 1:18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I about to blow your mind?

• 1:18:34Peyton Hardin?

  Blow it.

• 1:18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You haven't seen that cute little pygmy hippo? Moo Ding?

• 1:18:38Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, who's Moo Ding?

• 1:18:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you're shitting me.

• 1:18:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, the hippo on TikTok?

• 1:18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  The cute little baby hippo!

• 1:18:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, a hundred thousand dollars a year.

• 1:18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What is wrong with you?

• 1:18:47Peyton Hardin?

  He's cute, no, I get it, it's fun. I would rather that fat penguin.

• 1:18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:18:53Peyton Hardin?

  You seen that big ass penguin in Australia? I want that.

• 1:18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You wouldn't want Moo Ding?

• 1:18:58Peyton Hardin?

  He's not...

• 1:18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's adorable!

• 1:19:00Peyton Hardin?

  He's cute, but doesn't serve much.

• 1:19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  They live fifty years!

• 1:19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Fifty, imagine a fifty year pet.

• 1:19:05Peyton Hardin?

  Why would I want a hippo that outlives me?

• 1:19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  He was ju- that's a good point. He's gonna be sitting there packing your stuff in a box. Cause you died, he's like, "Rrrr." Packing your stuff up. He's a pygmy hippo, he's small, oh my god, he's fat, and he has rolls, and he's like purple. And he's always wet, and his caretaker messes with him, and then he tries to strike back with teeth, but he doesn't have me, so he just bites him with guns.

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's cute.

• 1:19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, you'd really take money over that? You're s- you're heartless. You're absolutely heartless.

• 1:19:29Peyton Hardin?

  What do you even feed a hippo?

• 1:19:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, probably carrots and rabbits, or, uh, carrots and, carrots and celery. What is he, a Wingstop?

• 1:19:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But you feed him vegetables. You wouldn't wanna hi- you s- you're not a humanitarian. You're not a humanitarian.

• 1:19:40Peyton Hardin?

  What's a humanitarian?

• 1:19:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone that loves the world.

• 1:19:42Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna build a school.

• 1:19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You're humanitarian.

• 1:19:44Peyton Hardin?

  Would that be counterproductive if I built a school, though?

• 1:19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It probably, no, you, oh my god, you should-

• 1:19:49Peyton Hardin?

  I built like an arts class.

• 1:19:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You should build like a Montessori. Oh.

• 1:19:52Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that a s- church?

• 1:19:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Uh, it's, it's a type of school, it's like a private, like, schooling, but-

• 1:19:57Peyton Hardin?

  I don't believe in pri- well, I do believe in private school, but I want everybody to be a become.

• 1:20:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even believe in private-

• 1:20:03Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, I'm saying I believe in it, and I, I misspoke. I mean, I don't wanna build a private school, cause I feel like that's not inclusive.

• 1:20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's not necessarily, it's more of, it's, the Montessori, the kids are learning stuff way bit like, um, there was a stat, it said like, ten of the biggest businesses in the world, eight of the CEOs were graduates from Montessori's.

• 1:20:19Peyton Hardin?

  You can graduate as a kid?

• 1:20:20Cameron Kennedy?

  They're t- no, you're done, it's a school system still.

• 1:20:24Peyton Hardin?

  How long do you go?

• 1:20:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You can go to the twelfth grade!

• 1:20:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:20:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they were like, "I don't care about Friday Night Lights and a cheerleader that's kinda cute when you're seventeen."

• 1:20:32Peyton Hardin?

  Do you learn math?

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they learn math, but they, but they learn business, they learn real things, that's what I'm saying.

• 1:20:37Peyton Hardin?

  That's sick. No, I wouldn't, I don't want you to learn anything cool like that, I want you to learn something cool like how to podcast.

• 1:20:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that'd be sick though.

• 1:20:42Peyton Hardin?

  I wanna build like a school like that.

• 1:20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Uncle Peas?

• 1:20:45Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:20:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton?

• 1:20:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Pay- Daddy P's.

• 1:20:49Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  DJP.

• 1:20:50Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton.

• 1:20:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton.

• 1:20:51Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton Harden.

• 1:20:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton's Podcast School, PPS.

• 1:20:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Or-

• 1:20:56Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton's School of Podcasts.

• 1:20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton's School of Podcasts.

• 1:20:58Peyton Hardin?

  And you get cool lunch, like ground beef. You ever- okay, quick story and we'll get out of here. Uh, there's this girl, right?

• 1:21:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, why am I already- you have a power, bro. You have a, you have a power within you.

• 1:21:11Peyton Hardin?

  That ass- there's this girl, right? And we never dated, but we always had this flirtatious vibe with each other. And she, we were really close at one time. She went and got a boyfriend. Didn't work out, obviously. Cause you're not with me. I'm just kidding. She had a boyfriend and it didn't work out, so we weren't talking whenever she had a boyfriend. Because out of respect, because we used to have flirtatious energy. Never, never, never, never smooched, nothing.

• 1:21:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Good man.

• 1:21:34Peyton Hardin?

  She got out of the relationship, she hit me up, said Peyton, "I'm really into health and wellness now. And I see that you're trying to get on the right track and stuff like that, and I just kinda miss you. I wanna talk to you. I got an apartment, it's by your house. Come over." And I said, "God bless you." "I'm coming." I come over and she goes, "Hey, I'mma cook for you."

• 1:21:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 1:21:57Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'mma jump to the end of this story. Her number is blocked right now. Cameron, she cooked me ground beef, my favorite. I love a good ground beef. Especially if it's greasy. No grease in the ground beef. Greaseless ground beef.

• 1:22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Greaseless ground beef.

• 1:22:12Peyton Hardin?

  I was watching her cook this ground beef and I said, "You're doing something to me." I was feeling it. I was like, "I love you, you love me. You know what I like."

• 1:22:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Smell it, female pheromones.

• 1:22:19Peyton Hardin?

  You know it starts my engine.

• 1:22:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, jet fuel.

• 1:22:23Peyton Hardin?

  She continues down her kitchen and she goes, "This is the magic part of the meal." And I said, "Oh my God, she's about to put an exquisite seasoning."

• 1:22:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:31Peyton Hardin?

  On this ground beef.

• 1:22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Something you've never even heard of.

• 1:22:33Peyton Hardin?

  She goes and grabs a banana. I swear to God. She grabs a banana. First of all, I said, "Be careful." She starts to peel the banana, cuts up the banana, puts it in the ground beef bowl. She serves me ground beef and banana and says, "You don't know what's good until you had this." I looked at it, looked at her, flipped it, walked out.

• 1:23:01Peyton Hardin?

  "You don't have access to me anymore."

• 1:23:04Peyton Hardin?

  Who are you? Who are you?

• 1:23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I would have immediately said, and you don't know how good your life's been with two eyes up to this point.

• 1:23:12Peyton Hardin?

  I would have, I would have clocked her.

• 1:23:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Bananas and ground beef.

• 1:23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That is worse. I would argue that is worse than what my dog eats.

• 1:23:23Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Cam, and she, I was like, like, I was almost like giggling because I was like, and she's like, no.

• 1:23:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That's funny. Take the, take for real.

• 1:23:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And she eats like carrots and peanut butter. She's not pregnant. Like she's just sick in the head.

• 1:23:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Who is this girl?

• 1:23:35Peyton Hardin?

  You know her.

• 1:23:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, no.

• 1:23:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it is her.

• 1:23:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, wait.

• 1:23:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 1:23:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:23:40Peyton Hardin?

  It is her.

• 1:23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:23:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 1:23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:23:43Peyton Hardin?

  It is her. I swear to you.

• 1:23:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I just lost so much.

• 1:23:47Peyton Hardin?

  I almost did a second phone call just now to call it to, to, to confirm this.

• 1:23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Beef and banana, was the beef seasoned?

• 1:23:53Peyton Hardin?

  No. Cause she's on this health thing.

• 1:23:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she's on like primitive grounds.

• 1:23:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's disgusting.

• 1:23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, let's do a carnivore diet.

• 1:24:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's honestly disgusting.

• 1:24:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That's probably what it was. She's probably on a carnivore diet.

• 1:24:03Peyton Hardin?

  And she has this big ass dog in her house and I'm glad I didn't take a bite of that ground beef banana because she was biting the, she was biting, using her fork, biting the ground beef banana, eating it up, swallowing that shit. And then getting some for the dog. The dog was biting off the fork. I said, she's.

• 1:24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Mute that.

• 1:24:19Peyton Hardin?

  She's.

• 1:24:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry, that as well. That is, bro, you. Can we quickly recap just off the top of my head? Some amazing interactions you've had with women.

• 1:24:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You went to a woman's apartment where she served you beef and banana.

• 1:24:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. You went to a woman's apartment where she had a flying squirrel.

• 1:24:40Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm. It smelled like ass in there too. It smelled like a zoo.

• 1:24:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You've gone on movie dates that were oh so bad. You've gone on.

• 1:24:46Peyton Hardin?

  Movie dates that are at 9 a.m.?

• 1:24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you've gone on a 9 a.m. movie date. You've gone on dinner dates that were unacceptable.

• 1:24:52Peyton Hardin?

  Girls that didn't show up to hibachi. Girl broke her nose playing basketball at Dave and Buster's. Grow up. She gave me an emerald pearl. What?

• 1:25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Top golf? God damn.

• 1:25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, oh my God, can we, okay, can we, can we put it out here? Maybe, and it's up to you. Can we maybe throw it out here?

• 1:25:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:25:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That coming soon.

• 1:25:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  To Patreon. Maybe, just maybe. You know where I'm going. Maybe. Ma, hey, look at me.

• 1:25:23Peyton Hardin?

  20 V1. What is a 20 V1?

• 1:25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  We bring in 20 very-

• 1:25:28Peyton Hardin?

  I can't.

• 1:25:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:25:30Peyton Hardin?

  Because the girls that I do go on dates with, I'm like friends with them though. Like I have to be comfortable around you.

• 1:25:33Cameron Kennedy?

  But I think that's the problem. I think that's the problem. You're friends with them, you like them, but then when you see the true self, it freaks you the fuck out.

• 1:25:39Peyton Hardin?

  I can't go on dates with strangers.

• 1:25:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You like this person, then she's serving banana and beef to you with a fork she puts in her grape here and eases his mouth. And now you're like, oh, ick, see ya. You like this girl, she goes to Dave and Buster's, shoots a basketball, breaks her nose.

• 1:25:52Peyton Hardin?

  That was cute though.

• 1:25:52Cameron Kennedy?

  See ya.

• 1:25:53Peyton Hardin?

  That was cute though, because we kissed in the photo booth.

• 1:25:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to not know the broad and just get her from ground zero.

• 1:25:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, I can't. I don't like telling, I'm so sick and tired of telling people my favorite movie, my favorite color, like, hmm.

• 1:26:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:26:10Peyton Hardin?

  Like I gotta explain to you my family tree again, I don't even know Paul.

• 1:26:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I thought I had an Earl. Apparently there's a PJ, there's a, there's somebody, Marilyn with guitars, and yeah, and you wanted him dead. And you wanted him dead. That is bizarre.

• 1:26:24Peyton Hardin?

  I was pulling out hits as a kid.

• 1:26:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That is wicked, bro. Oh my god.

• 1:26:27Peyton Hardin?

  Fantastic episode, get us out of here.

• 1:26:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Fantastic episode. Appreciate any and everybody for coming back to episode 138, You Should Know Podcast. We absolutely love y'all. As P said in the intro, make sure to go over to the Facebook, the Patreon, the Twitch, the Discord, Instagram, TikTok, all of it. It's all linked right here, all of your information that you need. And we are doing an amazing, our best to date merch drop on Black Friday.

• 1:26:54Peyton Hardin?

  You'll be able to see that now on Patreon.

• 1:26:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You'll be able to see that now. If you're a Quala Club member, you've already seen it, you've already seen the preview, the hints edit, it is fire. We love all the people that say they cannot wait to see it, and we cannot wait to see it on you. It is our favorite piece so far to date, so do not miss out. That is coming out on Black Friday. That is me as an enormous baby, and I look very strange. I just look gooey, like moldable. Anyway, confuse the casuals and get your good karma with this week's secret code. W U E.

• 1:27:23Peyton Hardin?

  Woo. W U E.

• 1:27:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh huh.

• 1:27:27Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, what is it?

• 1:27:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's Uncle Earl? Where is Uncle Earl? And his shredding guitars confused the piss out of everyone and bring that good karma with "WU" that is spelled W U E. Where's Uncle Earl? We absolutely love y'all, cannot wait to see you back next week.

• 1:27:43Peyton Hardin?

  We love you. Remember, 1 out of 10 qualifiers don't make it home to Christmas. And we'll see ya next time.

• 1:27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I had no clue he played guitar.

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