Bob The Drag Queen & The Yellow Thumb

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• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  Is it on?

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  Buy the tickets or I'm gonna hurt myself. I'm gonna hurt myself. I might die.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  You can do whatever you want, Bob.

• 1:46Speaker 00

  If you want to hear the piano headphones, if you don't need to.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  You can use this.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  I don't know how clean my ears are. To put in headphones and take them out.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  You have really clean ears, it seems like. Yeah, those are really clean to me.

• 2:02Speaker 03

  I'm gonna take. I want to do that because I don't want to have my hair done.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Welcome Tiger Belly Podcast.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  So I'm just waiting for my assistant to just remember one thing.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  So if you could stop playing, Bob.

• 2:25Speaker 00

  There's the glitch. That's what we're gonna get this whole episode.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  The Bobby glare, we stand.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to the podcast, Bob.

• 2:39Speaker 00

  Great.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm a drag queen.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  The best drag queen in the universe.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  I saw a, a, in, um.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  E, uh, uh.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  A video you did a while back. And it was about you, someone was getting an award.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  And you called it the best Korean award.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's right.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  Who was winning that award?

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Who got? Hans Kim.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Hans Kim was winning.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  Did you win that award too?

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  I never won it once.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  Oh damn.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  But I gave the award.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Well, that's nice.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  That's even a bigger honor, I would say.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  God, you're so cute.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Oh, thank you.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Bob, so cute. What are we waiting for?

• 3:21Speaker 03

  It's just a cup so I can drink.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Why can't you just drink out of the thing?

• 3:25Speaker 03

  It's, it's a cute cup.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you need a cute cup?

• 3:29Speaker 03

  It's a cute cup. We can get started and then.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Everything you do is cute?

• 3:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, a little cute.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  We can get started and the cup.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude? Your shoulder thing's pretty cute.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 3:37Speaker 03

  And I'm not gonna vape on your pod.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  You can vape, you can vape. Yeah, yeah.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  But it wouldn't affect your, um.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't affect anything, man. What are your pronouns? What are your pronouns?

• 3:46Speaker 03

  Uh, he and she.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  He, she.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  So whichever one you feel most comfortable with.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Peter, what, what are your pronouns? Peter, he.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Like, like Michael Jackson?

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I do go by Michael and Jackson.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  Nice, nice.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  What is your, uh, Jules, what's your pronouns?

• 4:03Speaker 02

  She, her.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  She, her. Okay, good. Um, I'm just gonna start.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Well, can I hear what you're playing?

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Why do you have to wear the hat?

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Because I don't have hair and I'm balding.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  Bobby Lee on the boards, A, A, it's Bobby Lee on the keyboard. It's Bobby Lee and Bob the Drag in the motherfucking studio. And we gonna do the fucking duty, ho.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do, dude, you know how to rap, too? You do everything, dude.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  Wait, you don't know about his viral rap?

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  No, listen, guy.

• 4:39Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  I, I want everyone to pay attention to me right now, okay? Oh!

• 4:46Speaker 04

  There's the cop.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  There is a cop.

• 4:48Speaker 04

  It's cute.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  What's in the cop? Nothing yet?

• 4:51Speaker 03

  Well, can I get water?

• 4:52Speaker 04

  There's water right here.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Well, I've already chugged the whole thing. Oh, this is water?

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, put the, yeah, put the water in there. Put that water in there.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  And when, and just take Taylor, so when, when their, when their gift arrives, I can give it to them.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Taylor, get the gift to her.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  No, this is Rob.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Whatever his name is.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Bob and Rob.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Rob and Bob. Where's, who's Taylor, then?

• 5:08Speaker 03

  Taylor is another associate of mine.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Uh, is he, or is he, she, or what is it?

• 5:12Speaker 03

  He.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  He. What's Taylor all about?

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Taylor's a stylist.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  You're all about style, huh?

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Well, Rob is my stylist. Rob styled me today, but Taylor's another stylist that I know. Yeah, yeah.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  That's an interesting outfit you have on.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  How much is it?

• 5:25Speaker 03

  I don't know how much it costs. We don't spend a lot of crazy. How much was this, Rob? One million dollars. One million dollars. There probably wasn't that much.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're, you live in New York?

• 5:37Speaker 03

  No, I live here in LA.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  That's fantastic news.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  So, anyway, how about a round of applause for, um, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, um, how about a round of applause for Christopher Delmar Codwell? Yeah! Christopher Delmar Codwell. Christopher Delmar Codwell.

• 5:59Speaker 03

  And give it up for Robert Young Lee Junior.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Give it up for Robert Young Lee Junior.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  I like you. What a guy. So, um, so Bob, can I call you Bob?

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, when did you shift to Bob?

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Well, uh, my drag name actually used to be Kitten with a Whip years ago.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Kitten with a Whip?

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Kitten with a Whip was my drag name.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, that's better.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Well, everyone kept calling me Kate or Kitty.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  And I hated that. So I was like, well, I want to go by a name that people can't mistake for anything else. So I chose Bob, which is weird because a lot of people start calling me mom. They thought I was saying mom in the club.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 6:41Speaker 03

  They were like, what's your name? Like Bob. You're like, mom? I'd be like, yeah, my name's.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What kind of clubs do you go to?

• 6:46Speaker 03

  I don't really go to, this was when I was younger. I don't really go to clubs much anymore.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  If you were gonna go to a club, where do you go? Abbey? Where do you go?

• 6:50Speaker 03

  Right now, I probably go to, uh, sometimes I swing by Mickey's.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  Sometimes.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  You know about Mickey's? Yeah, of course. Yeah.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  Are you gay?

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's gay. That's why I brought him.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Are you a little gay?

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Very good name. He made me come because he needed someone to be a buffer. I need a buffer. I need a bridge.

• 7:08Speaker 03

  Why need, that's a good drag name. Why need a bridge?

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Why Need a Bridge is a very good.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  Are you a little gay? Even a little?

• 7:14Speaker 02

  He is, he is.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  That's what we're here for. I'm not a little gay at all. I'm not a little gay at all.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  I will say, the little gay is not showing in the fashion area.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. First of all, this is my house, Bob. How do you dress? You dress like that at your house?

• 7:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't dress like that in my house.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  I mean, but you're.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  When I go out, I go dress like that.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  But you're at work still, though.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  I guess. I guess you're right. Okay, I don't dress good.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  Let me Google Bobby Lee red carpet and see, uh, how we dress when we're going out. Bobby Lee red carpet. It says, it says nothing. It's like, girl, did you mean to Google something else?

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  There you go, Bob. Bob, right there.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  Okay. Oh, oh, oh.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like the office.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  The tie is humongous.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to the office. Yeah, yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  This is, no, this is not great. Uh, this is not bad. Okay, I like this one.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, look, I'll angry I'm there.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Do you listen, do you listen to a lot of rock music?

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  I listen to some rock. Why?

• 8:10Speaker 03

  Cause if we look at Mac and there's AC/DC shirt.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  This is 2024 at the. Golden Gala.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm not mad at that. You're wearing a Fleetwood Mac shirt now, you're wearing an AC/DC shirt there.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I like bands. You don't like bands, Bob?

• 8:22Speaker 03

  I like bands, yeah, for sure.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  What kind of bands do you like, Bob?

• 8:25Speaker 03

  I was listening to Maroon 5 on the way here today.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm friends with Adam Levine, Bob.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that was, that was a fun song.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm connected to that, too.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Were you really into Songs About Jane?

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  What's that mean, guy?

• 8:37Speaker 03

  That's, that's their album, Songs About Jane. This love has taken it so hard. You don't listen to your friends' music?

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Do they watch your comedy?

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  No. Well, I went to the Maroon 5, I went to the, oh, Peter, please, stop. I went to the Maroon 5 concert and I recognized some of the songs.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  Which ones?

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember, but I remember, I was next to my friend Jean, I go, oh, I know this one.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  They did a great song, Adam Levine did a great song with, um, Cardi B.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  That's very good.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was a pretty good song.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, pop, pop.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  You want to start beef with Cardi B right now?

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't give a fuck about no Cardi B, dog.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  Oh, my God. You heard it here, Cardi B, shots fired, right here, the Tiger Bells.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right, it wasn't a musket either, it was an AK-24.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Wow, with Bell Coop's officer?

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pop, pop, pop, pop, all over Cardi B. Now, let me say something.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  That was not me, that was Bobby Lee, that was not Bobby the Drake.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I know, I, no, no, no, I don't want to start nothing with her. I forgot who Cardi B was, no, I don't want to start.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  You thought she was a white lady?

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  I thought there was a white lady named Cardi B.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to start anything with her.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, you don't want to.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm peace.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Where you from? I'm from Atlanta.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm from, I'm from, um, San Diego.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Oh, San Diego?

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Okay, nice.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you something, Bob?

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Um, do you think that I'm hot for being an Asian or no?

• 9:55Speaker 03

  Um, I want to be clear.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Be clear.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  You don't have to say for being an Asian.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why, why, why, why?

• 10:03Speaker 03

  But like for being a person.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I, no. Personally, in general, no.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  In general.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Right, but for an Asian, yes. Oh, fuck.

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Not like hot.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like. Like if you didn't know me and we were at a club.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know, first of all, Bob, I don't want to assume that you're gay, are you gay?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  I'm queer.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  So it does room for more than just the guys.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Biddy Wong, how?

• 10:26Speaker 03

  Is hot, yeah.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Really? How?

• 10:28Speaker 03

  Justin Chon, yeah.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  I know him.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  For sure, the chest tattoo.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  What?

• 10:32Speaker 03

  Oh, I guess The Rock is Asian.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I guess he is too. Yeah, yeah.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Is he on the blacklist too?

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  You know, to be clear, I'm not into The Rock. It's a little much. Henry, Henry Golding? Yeah, that's, that's pretty hot.

• 10:42Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  That's for me.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  Really?

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Number, A number one.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  If I'm not A, I'm gonna be so mad.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's fine.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  He's the hottest.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Dev Patel?

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Dev Patel's hot.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Y'all remember Mohinder from Heroes? Oh!

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  My god.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Mohinder, I don't know the actor's name, but Mohinder was sm-.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Give me the Mohinder. Oh, him?

• 11:06Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't.

• 11:07Speaker 04

  British.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  Indian smolder.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  That's a smokin' hot.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't like a pretty face?

• 11:12Speaker 04

  No, because Indians have purple penises.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  So?

• 11:15Speaker 02

  That's better.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  Have you done the market?

• 11:17Speaker 04

  It is, it is better.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  What, what are you so angry about?

• 11:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  Rather than pale and like white.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. I just like a, I, I like a pale penis.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  But I thought you liked him purple. Oh, you don't like him purple?

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't like him purple.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  God, is your penis pale?

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  It's pur-.

• 11:31Speaker 04

  It's purple.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Are you Indian?

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I just have a purple penis.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  You're Indian penis?

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, my sacks are very dark. Would you like to see them?

• 11:39Speaker 03

  I'd take your word for it.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  When you say very dark, you mean compared to yours? But not like darker than my sack.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  No, yours, yours is very dark.

• 11:46Speaker 03

  That's an assumption.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you're right.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  That's.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Am I bad? That's my bad.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  And I would.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  Would you show me a penis picture on your phone?

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't have dick pics on my phone.

• 11:55Speaker 03

  Oh, so you was gonna show me like in person?

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna pull out a sack.

• 11:58Speaker 04

  Many times.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know, it's fine, I won't.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  You don't take any dick pics at all?

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  No. Well, it's not gonna do me any favors.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Well.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  It's just gonna help my case.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Well, with nice angles and stuff.

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no angle.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I have zoom, I guess I could zoom.

• 12:13Speaker 04

  Wait, Bob, what's the best angle?

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Well, it depends on the shape of your penis.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Well, yeah, what's your shape, Peter? I would say mine's generally up.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lot of them, a lot of them go up.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  I, yeah, yeah.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  I have a gonzo.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  You have a down?

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, curves down, yeah.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  That's good for head.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, it's great.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Great for head.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Oh, my god, it just goes right down the chute.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:34Speaker 04

  Really?

• 12:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Bobby Thoughts?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my thoughts on the curve. Well, let me just see, like, just, because I'm an engineer.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  So... Yeah, you're right.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're absolutely right.

• 12:46Speaker 03

  It goes right.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Because he would go down, right down.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  What's your shape?

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Mine's straight up. It's more like a little rocket.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Like a rocket?

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a rocket, yeah.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  The straight forward ones are kind of, like, the really straight ones are a lot.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Mine curves to the left a little bit because of the, you know what I mean? When I jerk off, I go to the right, left a little.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  I don't think that actually affects the way that you, because I might, I don't jerk off facing down. You know what I mean?

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  No?

• 13:08Speaker 03

  So, yeah.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 13:09Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  But also, people whose penises curve up, they tend to store their penises up in their pants. Like, when they're wearing underwear, their penises are, like, literally, which is wild.

• 13:18Speaker 04

  As opposed to down?

• 13:19Speaker 03

  My penis goes, I'm storing it down.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  Because it's naturally going down?

• 13:23Speaker 03

  Because it naturally goes down, yeah.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Oh, interesting. Mine's, yeah, mine's tucked into...

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Where do you tuck yours?

• 13:28Speaker 04

  Usually, like, it's going up and then the band is keeping it in place.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  So if you have a boner, it's gonna go, it's gonna go, it's gonna be poking out.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, it's over the lip.

• 13:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, and if I have a boner, it's just going down.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  To your own butt. That's great for tucking.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  You gonna say yours again, because I want to do mine like yours?

• 13:45Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  But yours goes to the left, though.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Can you describe yours again?

• 13:48Speaker 04

  No. Ew.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  No, because I want mine to not be the way it is.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Are you comfortable?

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:57Speaker 04

  She's family.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  I think I just did it.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did it feel good?

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, um, so what, basically, what you're saying is, is that when it comes to a certain community, I wouldn't be considered sexy?

• 14:08Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  That's interesting.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  I mean, you weren't on the list, and I didn't make that list, so it's not just my opinion. But I will say, when it comes to, like, the, um, when it comes to the middle-aged, graying, slightly chubby comedians.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  There we go.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  Uh, I would say of, of those people.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. If it's like you and Louis CK and, um, and, uh, Fluffy.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  Ian Carmel.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Fluffy. I'm in the same category as Fluffy.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  No, you're the hottest of them.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  Earthquake.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  Earthquake, yeah, yeah. You're hotter than...

• 14:44Speaker 04

  Earthquake?

• 14:44Speaker 03

  You're hotter than all of them.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  Okay, can I throw Joe Rogan in there, because the body shape's similar now. He's bloated a lot.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, he has. You're hotter than Joe Rogan as well.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  That's a win.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna text him that later, my friend.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  A win is a win.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  A win is a win.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  You heard that Spotify?

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, okay, so what I'm saying is, I just wanna make this-

• 15:04Speaker 03

  Which would be a great name for like a Vietnamese podcast.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:07Speaker 03

  A win is a win.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  That is good. That is very good.

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Be a great name.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Write that down, man.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  Find someone Vietnamese.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  So, um, but I do get girls. I don't know if you guys know that.

• 15:16Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Well, you're funny, you're charming, and also, women aren't as judgmental as men are when it comes to looks. Women will be like, if you're funny and charming and you have money and you're nice to my cat and you call my mom, it doesn't matter if you look like a thumb.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  And you don't look like a thumb.

• 15:37Speaker 03

  To be clear, you do not look like a thumb. Not a thumb.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  You're probably a yellow thumb, dude.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. I didn't say yellow. That was you.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I know you did. I know. But let me say something to you, and I'm gonna make this as clear as I can.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Don't suck a lot of dicks myself, right?

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  But I bet your money, right, if I did, I'd be the best at it.

• 15:56Speaker 03

  That's no.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes. 100%.

• 15:58Speaker 03

  If you and me were having a dick sucking contest, I promise you-

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  I promise you?

• 16:02Speaker 03

  I would suck you under the table.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no way, dude. No.

• 16:05Speaker 03

  And also, I want to be clear, in a pussy eating contest, I'd beat you too. Like, easily.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Are you out of your mind?

• 16:12Speaker 03

  I'm telling you right now.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm the champ.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  No, you're not. Not, not-

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm the champ at that.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  What are some of your techniques?

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I, I, okay, so I do a lot of suction.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  What? You don't know about suction?

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 16:27Speaker 03

  We'll describe pussy eating, you tell us who you think is gonna do a better job, okay?

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  You wanna go first?

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  She's like a daughter to me, so I don't-

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Do you wanna go first? You want me to go first?

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Let's do dicks first.

• 16:36Speaker 03

  Okay, so if you're gonna be-

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather do dicks.

• 16:39Speaker 04

  You're a choice, Bobby. Why was that the choice?

• 16:43Speaker 03

  And then you can tell us-

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, because I felt threatened.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  So if you're sucking a dick-

• 16:47Speaker 04

  I've done both too, so I wanna play.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 16:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 16:50Speaker 03

  If you're sucking a dick, if you're holding the balls, this is nice. You don't have-

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I just say something?

• 16:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Let's not play. Why? Yeah, I fucked up by even going into this territory. Because I feel like I'm gonna be proven wrong.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? We'll go ahead. Let's go ahead and do it anyway.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  If you're holding the balls, and if you can get it all the way down your throat, you should definitely do that. And if you can't, you gotta use the hand to like, compensate for the lack of throating ability.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  But you know what I would do?

• 17:16Speaker 03

  What?

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I put the sack in my mouth.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  One of the testicles would be on one side of the cheek. One on the other side of the cheek.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Pain.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Right? What?

• 17:25Speaker 03

  Pain.

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, pain?

• 17:26Speaker 03

  How big are these balls?

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Shaq.

• 17:29Speaker 03

  What if?

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Shaq. Yeah, Shaq's balls.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  But we don't know that. But do we know that the balls have that level of elasticity?

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  But that's what I can do with my mouth. That's the thing.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  Separate someone's balls?

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Not good, dude. Yes, I can. I go, right, so now, right in there, right? And I look in the eyes, and I'm, and I-

• 17:47Speaker 03

  Isn't the penis is right between your-

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Right here, dude, right? And I look up with my eyes, right, and I go, you know, with my eyes, I can like, communicate myself. Yes, yes, I can, yes, I can. And when I'm communicating, it's- More so? Soaking.

• 18:04Speaker 03

  So, like, you're soaking the ball?

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm soaking the ball, yeah.

• 18:07Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So with my eyes, you'll be able to, you'll be able to look down. My eyes will go, I'm-

• 18:12Speaker 03

  What position are you in?

• 18:15Speaker 03

  What position are you in down there?

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yes, dude, what?

• 18:17Speaker 03

  What position?

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm on my knees!

• 18:19Speaker 03

  Okay, but is your ass, is your ass poking out?

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Are you wearing cute underwear?

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 18:25Speaker 03

  What kind?

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  It's, uh, I should, the one I'm wearing now!

• 18:28Speaker 03

  Let's see.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

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• 19:01Speaker 05

  Absolutely.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about booking in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty, from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and shoulder business.

• 19:12Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

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• 19:36Speaker 05

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• 20:00Speaker 03

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• 20:07Speaker 05

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• 20:09Speaker 06

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• 20:12Speaker 05

  Classic, 21 now.

• 20:13Speaker 06

  Roulette is fun. I've got a new system going.

• 20:16Speaker 05

  What's yours? Mine is everything on black.

• 20:18Speaker 06

  I've got a more complicated system of getting a little bit, a few wins here and there, and then also you can add up to bigger wins.

• 20:26Speaker 05

  Okay, everything.

• 20:26Speaker 06

  If you hit everything.

• 20:27Speaker 05

  Everything on black. That just seems.

• 20:28Speaker 06

  No, no, no.

• 20:29Speaker 05

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• 20:32Speaker 06

  I thought you would be more of an 88 Fortune kind of guy, but Wheel of Fortune's good, too.

• 20:36Speaker 05

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• 20:37Speaker 06

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• 22:19Speaker 03

  Is your ass poking out?

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Are you wearing cute underwear?

• 22:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 22:24Speaker 03

  What kind?

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  It's, uh, actually the one I'm wearing now.

• 22:27Speaker 03

  Let's see.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  They're not not cute.

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Wait, let me see the back.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  Oh, that star is a tattoo.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:39Speaker 03

  I thought it was part of the, um...

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not a part of the thing, right?

• 22:41Speaker 04

  The design would have been nice.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  So, I'm not done yet, though, so, okay, so, soaking, that's a 20-minute event.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  20 minutes? A ball separation?

• 22:49Speaker 03

  Of just eye communication?

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes, Morse code. I Morse code it with my eyes.

• 22:54Speaker 03

  For 20 minutes, you're doing nothing with the penis.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I promise you this, though. The kind of work I do with the sex, right, is gonna keep this penis hard.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 23:04Speaker 04

  You're edging, you're edging.

• 23:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're edging. Also, you've never experienced my style.

• 23:08Speaker 03

  I...

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  So, you're right now, you're trying to comprehend it.

• 23:10Speaker 03

  I am.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  So, with my eyes, and I'll even say, "Are you comprehending?"

• 23:15Speaker 03

  This is okay.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Morse coded, right?

• 23:17Speaker 03

  I'm listening.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, "Are you comprehending what I'm doing right now?" Right?

• 23:20Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  High-tech.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  So, you're asking questions? You're giving a twist during the blowjob. Got it.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, and with you, you don't even have to say that, you could just do it with your eyes.

• 23:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  And you're gonna go with your eyes, wow.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, amazing.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  I mean, I can talk, because the person can talk, they don't have balls.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  I can just be like, I'm good.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  There's no balls in my mouth.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you're right, you're right, you're right. You can, you can communicate. So with your mouth, like, normal people could communicate.

• 23:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  You will say, wow, amazing. Keep going, you know what I mean, right? And then what I do is I do a choo-choo train.

• 24:00Speaker 03

  I'm all ears?

• 24:01Bobby Lee?

  You are. Right now, I'm all sack.

• 24:05Speaker 03

  I want to hear, what is the choo-choo train method?

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, imagine that your testicles, right?

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Is a train station.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 24:12Speaker 03

  All aboard.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  All aboard, that's what I say with my eyes, too.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  With your eyes?

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Right, when it's time to transition, I go, all aboard, right? And I go choo-choo with my eyes, right?

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  And then I take, slowly take them out, right? And I go up the track.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  And the track is the penis.

• 24:27Speaker 03

  Up the bottom of it?

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Kissing, licking, or just like, traveling?

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Everything.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  Just dry lip?

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  What, what? I...

• 24:35Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, some sucking, right? Right, choo-choo, right, with my, ah, choo-choo, right? And then I just do, um, head work.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  The technique.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Head work.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  So the whole middle of the...

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what?

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Is being ignored. You put twenty minutes on the balls.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Another twenty minutes on the head, the whole shaft is just ignored at this point.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  Head work, bro.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  What's so funny, dude? I'm gonna tell you something, dude. You know what I'm gonna do, dude? You know what I'm gonna do? Take the tip of my tongue, right? And I'm gonna go inside the little pee hole.

• 25:10Speaker 03

  No. Sounding.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:12Speaker 03

  Sounding.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean sounding?

• 25:13Speaker 03

  Sounding is when you enter the pee hole.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I'm gonna, that's what it's called?

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's called sounding, yeah.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've been doing it for years, I never even named it, right?

• 25:21Speaker 05

  You have been doing a lot of head for years.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  I gotta say, off the rip.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, off the rip, tell me.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  This is not a great technique. I'm not kink shaming, do whatever you want when you, when you're slobbing knob, you know what I mean?

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  But I think with practice, you can find someone who's into this thing, for sure.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  No, you'll be into it.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  Me?

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  I guarantee it.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  All right. If you're out there.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  I will blow your mind.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  Only time will tell.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm not even done though.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  There's more. What? There's more. Yeah, and I do a double-handed jerk off.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  Okay, this is nice.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  This is nice, yeah.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  What, here's what I do. You're not gonna believe this style. The bottom of your shaft. What's so funny, Gilbert? You just said you weren't gay for 20 minutes. Okay?

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  But, on the top of the shaft, I do three fingers. And that's two. What?

• 26:10Speaker 03

  That's three, that's a thumb.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Three. Oh, I didn't see the thumbs. Aye, pay attention. Yeah.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  This is, this is too high tech. Pay attention, dog, all right? Right? And I go, I don't do it all at the same time.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  They're different, you know what I mean?

• 26:25Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  So this goes fast, this goes slow.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  You have that, that.

• 26:29Speaker 03

  Do you have that level of rhythmic control?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  I do, I do, dude.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  Okay, nice.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  I can show you right now, right?

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Okay. Yeah, I don't think you do. I don't think you do.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  I haven't done it in a while, dude. Yeah, yeah, I gotta get into the groove, right?

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Obviously, obviously.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  With that rhythmic, rhythmic, you know what I mean? Your penis, the sensation, you've never felt that before, right? Then I go another 20 minutes to the sack, I soak again. You re-repeat. What?

• 26:54Speaker 03

  Another 20 minutes?

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  My god.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, but you've already come four times.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  Four times?

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  At least.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  I'm here, I'm hearing your method.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  I appreciate the innovation. You are an engineer.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then...

• 27:09Speaker 03

  I've left.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  No, you haven't left.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  I've called my Uber.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, but then, right?

• 27:14Speaker 03

  So now I'm a prisoner. I'm trying to leave, you have me by the balls, you will not let me leave.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  But here's what else I do, my friend, right? I do a move called, "The Lonely Man in the Desert."

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what that move is?

• 27:28Speaker 03

  I can only imagine.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Your taint is the desert.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  My tongue's the lonely man.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  Wandering.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm wandering, right? Sometimes I run, sometimes I.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  Sometimes I hide.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sometimes I hide and sometimes, right, at night, what does the lonely man do? He hides.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Order Uber Eats?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  No. He hides in the cave.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  And that's the butthole.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't know.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  Are you lifting the legs to get here?

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Okay, nice.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, thank you. Thank you so much.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  There's some good stuff here.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you. Well, that's all I wanted was some, like, you know, some acknowledgement, right? That it was like, you know, that it could work.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  There are some things in here that do work.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  What doesn't work?

• 28:14Speaker 03

  I think the splitting of the balls.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  I think the lack of rhythm in the hands. I think the 40 minutes on the balls.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  So all of it?

• 28:26Speaker 03

  No, but the cave.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  The wandering.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, lonely man in the desert.

• 28:31Speaker 03

  The wandering the desert. And the.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Up the shaft.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, up the shaft. Chuchu, the chuchu.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Depending on how long you do it.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  It's either charming or annoying.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Um, so Peter, describe to me your techniques with the vagina.

• 28:45Speaker 04

  What, the vagina? Why, why are we going to vagina?

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm, because, no, because I'm doing something that I'm not like, I don't do.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm just telling you what I would do.

• 28:55Speaker 04

  I've only done this once.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Oh, the one time?

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  One time.

• 28:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I did use technique.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  What did you do?

• 29:00Speaker 04

  I did use technique.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so tell me the technique.

• 29:03Speaker 04

  Um, someone told me that, uh, you were supposed to do the alphabet, but instead I.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a Sam Kinison joke.

• 29:10Speaker 04

  What?

• 29:12Speaker 03

  No, she goes.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  I'm just, I'm just visualizing.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  Like, use your tongue and, like, draw.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Write a letter. No, but that's a Sam Kinison joke.

• 29:20Speaker 04

  What's the joke?

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  He did a stand-up joke, because when you're down there, you do the ABCs or whatever, and you do, right? What's, yeah.

• 29:26Speaker 03

  Well, literacy is not great in America, so.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, yeah.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  But there's more letters in the Hispanic.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  But if you did Sanskrit, that'd be cool.

• 29:31Speaker 04

  I did in Korean.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so much better.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  How many letters in the Korean alphabet?

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Twenty-four.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Twenty-four.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, similar.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Similar, yeah. But the, but the Korean alphabet, there's like a moon, a house.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Oh, my god. Is that a lie? Cause I believe it, cause I don't.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  No, but the, the way they look, it's like.

• 29:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, it looks more like, yeah, yeah. It's more pictorial.

• 29:49Speaker 06

  There's more lines in the.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  There's more lines, and that's very good technique. There we go, zoom in that.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  There she is.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  There she is, there we go. So, yeah, I mean, you would do some mo's, some do's.

• 29:59Speaker 04

  Some bo's.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  So's, right, you'd do u's, yeah.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  And then ee, ee, ee, ee.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  The ee, the ee, ee, that's a good thing.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  This is more than twenty-four. Like, I'm not great.

• 30:08Speaker 04

  Well, you're, you're repeating a lot of.

• 30:09Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, I was like, this is a lot of letters.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  It's, it's syllabic.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bob, get with it.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm, I'm learning.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  It's syllabic.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  I'm not a polyglot, you gotta forgive me.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you did that down there?

• 30:21Speaker 04

  I was doing that. She seemed to like it.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what are they, she gonna go, no?

• 30:26Speaker 04

  I mean, if they didn't hurt her, I don't think.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's fine, that's good.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  I didn't try any suction.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, suction's fun.

• 30:32Speaker 04

  Is it?

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 04

  What are you sucking, the lips?

• 30:34Speaker 03

  The clitoris.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, Bob, come on, Dad, we're on the same page, baby.

• 30:38Speaker 04

  I don't think, I don't think I was, I, I don't think I was there.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  Were you like?

• 30:41Speaker 04

  I, I was looking for it.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  The lips are, so are you like?

• 30:46Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Because the lips are like this.

• 30:49Speaker 04

  Like this, yeah.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  And the clit is like this.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  I didn't see the clit.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Fucking both the lips, like turning sideways to get both the lips in?

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you close because you, you closed your eyes?

• 30:57Speaker 04

  I was, I was like this.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, don't use your hands.

• 30:59Speaker 04

  No, why?

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Why would you put your hands over there, like?

• 31:02Speaker 03

  No, his hands are the vagina.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know, I thought you were just doing this.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  Just doing, like this.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't think she had a good time.

• 31:08Speaker 04

  I don't think so, because I, I didn't know there was a clitoris, obviously.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  I was nineteen, I did not, we didn't have sex ed.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  Well, we did, but.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Clitoris existed when you were nineteen.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  They didn't discover the clitoris when you turned twenty.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  I feel like it was the aughts.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Right, so that's the one time you did it, and she didn't probably orgasm.

• 31:28Speaker 03

  Did you not take, um, um, health class and learn about, there was a clitoris?

• 31:31Speaker 04

  No, we didn't do clitoris, we did, um, we barely did labia, I didn't think I knew what a labia was. We went to a science and math high school in New York, so it was very, um.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Biology is science. Human anatomy is science.

• 31:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know. Sex ed was like, no one wanted to do it.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  You're from New York City?

• 31:48Speaker 04

  Yeah. Did you do sex ed in New York City?

• 31:50Speaker 03

  I'm from Atlanta.

• 31:51Speaker 04

  Oh, did you do sex ed in Atlanta?

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:53Speaker 04

  You learned about clitoris in high school?

• 31:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, we learned every part of the, the female and male anatomy. And we had, we took a quiz, they give us a picture of it, and you're like, what is that, what is that, what is that? And then you do the inside of the anatomy, and you go, what's that?

• 32:04Speaker 04

  What's inside?

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Philopian tubes.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, that stuff.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  Ovaries.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  Ovaries.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  A cervix.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  Cervix.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  What's the cervix?

• 32:14Speaker 03

  So the cervix is pretty far back.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  That will be back.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. So like, so if you're going really far and you're.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  Like if you have a big.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  If, yeah, or a long, or something, or an object or something, you'll be, you'll be hitting the cervix. But you can get your cervix removed, though.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  I've never, I've never.

• 32:27Speaker 04

  Really?

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, if you get like a, if you get like a, um, ovarian.

• 32:31Speaker 04

  You've never hit the cervix?

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know, I know, I never went there.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  If you get ovarian, fallopian hysterectomy, then the, the cervix will be gone.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm pretty sure, someone should Google that, but I'm pretty sure.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Learning so much today. No, I didn't know any of it.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, like, like, if the cervix is like Cleveland, I went to Denver.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  That's how far I've been.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Like a whole different. A whole different.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  You're in a different girl?

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I just didn't go further, you know what I mean?

• 32:54Speaker 03

  Okay. Because Cleveland is in Ohio and Denver's in Colorado.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Cleveland, or what's.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  It's a different state.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  It's, I know, but still, the direction is.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  I would say if it's Long Island.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Las Vegas.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  You made it to Fire Island, you didn't make it to, you know.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  Montauk.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Can I do my own, though, analogy? Thank you, Bob.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  As long as it makes sense.

• 33:11Speaker 04

  You gotta make it make sense.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can I do my more, from LA, right? Right, I went to Vegas, and I didn't get all the way to Cleveland.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  But how big is this, how big is this vaginal cave?

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not, or how small is my shaft?

• 33:24Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  There we go, that's what it is. That was the joke. It wasn't like.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  And everyone knows.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Analyze the joke.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Everyone knows if you explain the joke, that's how you know it's funny.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Bob. You fucking asshole. Alright, so, um, did you get good grades in high school?

• 33:40Speaker 03

  No.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  You were a fuck up.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I graduated with a 2.7 GPA.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  And everyone in Georgia goes, anyone in Georgia, we have something called the Hope Scholarship. If you graduate high school with a B, average, or higher, you go to college for free.

• 33:52Speaker 05

  State to it. I'm from Alpharetta.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's paid for by the Georgia Lottery. It's called Hope Scholarship.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  And then you got, you didn't get that?

• 33:57Speaker 03

  I didn't, I got Pell Grant.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you didn't?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  Which is for broke people.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  And did you go to college?

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I went to college, yeah.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Columbus State University in Columbus, Georgia.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 34:05Speaker 03

  I didn't finish, though.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  I dropped out to come to New York City and become a comedian.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  What was your major?

• 34:10Speaker 03

  Theater education. I was gonna be a drama teacher. Yeah.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't even, you know what that is?

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  She's not like an immigrant from...

• 34:19Speaker 04

  She didn't just get here. What is a drama teacher?

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  But, uh, can I ask some personal questions, Bob?

• 34:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And I, I don't know if this is offensive.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  I mean, I may have written an answer, but you can ask anything.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, um, how do I go into, um...

• 34:37Speaker 03

  I feel like you do know if this is offensive, by the way. I think you know. You're like, I don't even know if this is possibly offensive.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't, I know. I don't know.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  I'm all ears.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Um, what are you looking at me like that, Peter?

• 34:46Speaker 05

  I'm paying attention.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, but your, your eyes are going...

• 34:50Speaker 05

  Still do it. Still do Morse code.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think when you start with, is it a... I think the, the preface of, I don't know if it's offensive.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  It was soaking. Don't do soaking. There we go. Now I got that. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Um, when did you, in terms of your sexuality, when did you discover that?

• 35:06Speaker 03

  I mean, I've always known that I was queer. To be, to be clear, like, a lot of people pointed out to me before I knew. Like, they'd be like, you act gay, or you act like a girl, before I even had the words to say those kind of things.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  What were you doing to act gay?

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Like, walking, kinda swishy, and liking Barbie dolls, and pink. I had an Easy-Bake Oven, um, that, that kinda stuff.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Right. Did you do that, Peter? No, I wa- I was really closeted.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  You never walked swishy or anything?

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  I made sure I was not swishing.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Oh my god, that's, that's a lot.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  I mean, in New York, I would probably too. New Yorkers are, New York kids are scary.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  And Asian immigrant, like, yeah, Flushing Queens. You know those kids who are walking?

• 35:44Speaker 03

  Are you first generation?

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  So I had to keep it quiet.

• 35:47Speaker 03

  New York City kids are scary. One time I was on a train in New York City, I'll never forget this. This girl was so cute. She was the cutest little, like, she, she had on a backpack. She kinda literally looked like Dory the Explorer. She had bangs and a bob. And she was wearing a Dory the Explorer backpack. And then all these kids, like, any New Yorker knows, you do not wanna get out, you do not wanna ride the train between like 2 o'clock and 4 o'clock, 'cause all the kids are on the train. And this little girl was so cute and her friends were getting off the train. And then as the doors were closing, she had her backpack and she looked so cute. She looked at her friend and she goes, "Uh, see you tomorrow, faggot." And I was like...

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Yes. And I was like, "That's crazy."

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 36:25Speaker 03

  This cute little girl.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  Wait, she said it to you?

• 36:27Speaker 03

  No, to her friend.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. That was...

• 36:30Speaker 04

  Was she that?

• 36:31Speaker 03

  No.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Was she that?

• 36:32Speaker 03

  I don't know if she was gay.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:33Speaker 03

  But she, 'cause, but I, I didn't think to myself, "What a little baby queer." But I thought to myself, "Oh, what a cute little kid." And then she was like, "See you tomorrow, faggot."

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  That's a bad word.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  And sat down.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Are you guys offended by...

• 36:44Speaker 04

  She sounds fierce.

• 36:45Speaker 03

  Honestly, yes.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Are you offended by that word?

• 36:48Speaker 03

  And that's the story of, pardon me. Um, do, am I offended? Uh, it depends on who's, who's saying it and how you're saying it.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Like, if I said it?

• 36:53Speaker 03

  Like, in what context?

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  That same one.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Like, you're on the train.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  And you have a, you have a bob?

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have a bob, the whole thing, the backpack. Do I think you're gay?

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  And is your friend gay?

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  That's you. I said it to you.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  It's me.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm offended, yeah, yeah.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  But we're friends.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  I know. But if it was like, um, but if, if, if, if it was, I'm trying to think of a context where, where Bobby Lee could say, "Bitch," I wouldn't be offended.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  If he calls himself one?

• 37:21Speaker 03

  I think, mm, I...

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm a...

• 37:23Speaker 03

  I think if there is a play and it's written...

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  For the character.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Of course, that.

• 37:30Speaker 03

  Then that.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, so there's no other context?

• 37:33Speaker 03

  I could probably think of some, but not in this moment.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, not in this moment. So, Peter, because we're brothers.

• 37:38Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? Are we not brothers?

• 37:40Speaker 04

  Not lately.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  Oooh.

• 37:43Speaker 04

  Shut the fuck up.

• 37:44Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 37:45Speaker 04

  No, I came in upset.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  I know. You know what you're acting like right now?

• 37:48Speaker 03

  You know what you're acting like right now?

• 37:49Speaker 04

  Why?

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  That's what you're acting like, okay?

• 37:54Speaker 03

  Is this not a, by the way, I've scripted this whole thing, this has been a play. And you did it in the one context, no.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  Um, why are y'all not brothers right now?

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  It's, he's, I don't even wanna hear it.

• 38:04Speaker 04

  Why?

• 38:05Speaker 03

  So when I, just to be clear.

• 38:07Speaker 04

  Oh, you know what, do you know, you know what you did?

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's ridiculous.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  I wanna know, can I be the judge?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Well, can I, no, it's like same old, same old behavior. Yeah, can I explain?

• 38:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  Maybe, uh, Bob can mediate this.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Um, so, in December, we just passed it.

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Okay, it's January, everyone.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, so we, you know, I, um, everyone knows, my whole team knows, I get really depressed during December. And I isolate.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  Weaponizing your depression is kind of a...

• 38:36Speaker 03

  Kind of a move.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 38:39Speaker 04

  It's a little swishy.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a little swishy.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  She's a little swishy.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, and everyone knows that they're close to me and they understand that during December, I kind of isolate. I don't call people back, and I, I'm just like a Ronin. You know what a Ronin is?

• 38:52Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll explain it to you.

• 38:55Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Uh, a Ronin is a Samurai without a master.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  Okay, got it.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  You know, back in the day, they used to just kinda wander the, you know, a path, aimlessly going nowhere.

• 39:03Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then a village could, you know, hire them to protect.

• 39:07Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, the village from thieves and, anyway, uh, poachers, I don't know. But anyway, um, so during December, I'm MIA, every December. And if you were close to me, these guys never contacted me because they know that I just get, you know, I get so sad.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  You're in Ronin mode.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, so he kept texting me about bullshit, right? And I...

• 39:28Speaker 04

  We'll get your side.

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, bullshit, right? And I'm like, you know what, I choose right now, in my depression, not to text him back.

• 39:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Right, but then you forget that he's a little bitch.

• 39:37Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  And, yeah, yeah, I'm not done.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  Well, I wanna hear.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not done, Peter! Look at me right now, Peter!

• 39:43Speaker 03

  Sweet Peter.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're mad?

• 39:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm fucking pissed.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  I love it!

• 39:47Speaker 03

  Well, to be fair, it's no longer December, so you can't use your depression as a...

• 39:49Speaker 04

  Well, anyway, finish, finish what you're saying, finish.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I'm gonna, you know, so...

• 39:53Speaker 04

  So Bob could decide.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so back in, in, back in the day, growing up, my dad used to beat me.

• 39:58Speaker 04

  Oh my god! Who cares? Who did he get beaten?

• 40:02Speaker 03

  Like, every December?

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Every December, dude. You know what I mean?

• 40:05Speaker 03

  When he knew you were already down.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and then he would.

• 40:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, he would dress up as Santa.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  It's giving Santa Claus.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was, it's just a dark time for me, so I kind of like detach, you know what I mean? And, um, and then he, you weren't the only one, there was a bunch of people that, but they know they're not as sensitive as you. And they know it.

• 40:23Speaker 03

  That's a nice thing.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they know, you know, this is Bob's, you know what I mean, Bobby Lee's December, you know, his little Ronan move that he does. And we understand it, his mental state, you know? So go ahead, Pete.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  Okay. First of all, I did text you on my birthday, which is in December, and you did text me back.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  I did or not? You did.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  What'd I say?

• 40:47Speaker 04

  You said, I said, I sent you a picture of me looking particularly good. And I said, look at how good I look.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:54Speaker 04

  And you texted back sarcastically. Wow.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 41:01Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  That was what was the sarcasm?

• 41:03Speaker 04

  I read it.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  That's how you read it? But I saw, no, I was like, wow, when I saw it.

• 41:07Speaker 04

  No, you would never.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  100%, Bob, Bob, look at me, right? I saw, I remember, I saw the photo and I went.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  Shut the fuck up. No one believes that.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes, everyone believes it.

• 41:19Speaker 04

  No, you've never said that in your life.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  I would say for a future.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  What is going on, EJ?

• 41:23Speaker 04

  What is this?

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 41:25Speaker 04

  From Taylor, I think.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Is that the thing?

• 41:28Speaker 04

  It's another cop, maybe.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  My god.

• 41:29Speaker 04

  Okay, anyway, I don't know what the fuck is going on.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  To me, that is in the future, you could, you could send a voice note so he knows that you're not being sarcastic.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  Right, yeah, and also, I did write back sarcastic, and then you didn't respond. And then you, so I figured you were texting back in December.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, but.

• 41:47Speaker 04

  Right? And then, you're texting back. And then, I didn't have to, hold on, let me finish. So Bob and I, Bobby and I have a show that we're, that we've sold, a sitcom. Thank you. That needs, we need to work together at a certain point.

• 42:05Speaker 03

  Even in December.

• 42:06Speaker 04

  Even in December, and I had a little bit of news to share. And he wasn't calling me back, and it got annoying to me. And now, and then I start spitting out, I'm like, okay, is he mad at me? What the fuck, blah, blah, blah.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  Anyway.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  That's something genuine.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 03

  Does Bobby have people that you can contact if he's not answering? Like an assistant or a, or a partner?

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 42:29Speaker 03

  You, are you married?

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Siblings?

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Steve, but there's no way you're gonna contact Steve.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  That's work, that's ten times worse.

• 42:39Speaker 04

  I would be going backwards.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's going backwards.

• 42:41Speaker 03

  Steve is like October titty summer.

• 42:45Speaker 04

  He starts in fall. Anyway, whatever, it's fine.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's what it is?

• 42:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  You got that off your chest?

• 42:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel now?

• 42:53Speaker 04

  Better.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Oh, that's so nice.

• 42:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  I think maybe going forward in December, you could text something like, hey Bobby, I know you're in Ronan mode right now, and I just want to say that we do have some work to do. I'm gonna go ahead-

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Bob, thank you, Bob.

• 43:04Speaker 03

  I'm gonna text your assistant, or your partner, your friend, or someone-

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Bob.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  -to see if I can communicate with them, because depression is hard. Seasonal depression-

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard, Bob.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Seasonal depression is hard. And I would say, Bobby, if you have the ability to just be like, I, maybe a automatic reply text. Y'all know I'm in Ronan mode. Your phone can do that. I'm in Ronan mode. Just a picture of a lonely samurai.

• 43:26Speaker 04

  Out of office.

• 43:28Speaker 03

  An out of office text.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And Bob, you know, I just took that note. Next December, I'm gonna do that.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Also, can I just throw one, my last two cents here?

• 43:37Speaker 04

  Right?

• 43:37Speaker 03

  I mean, it sounds like you already won, so you're kind of beating the dead horse at this point.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  I like, because when a horse is dead, I like to beat it again.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Done, noted.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  And that's always been, my people, the Koreans, we used, throughout history-

• 43:50Speaker 03

  Beat dead horse.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  We re-beat. We re-beat horses, just make sure they're dead.

• 43:54Speaker 03

  Noted, noted.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  So that's just a historical thing, and my family, okay? So what, I don't know what you're looking at right now, guy, but, um, so, here's the thing. Me saying wow, right, that's more than most people got.

• 44:08Speaker 03

  Do you, can you prove that through your text?

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Like, can I scroll through your December text?

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  Seems like- More than a wow.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  No, because I'll tell you-

• 44:24Speaker 03

  Scroll through mine.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 44:25Speaker 03

  You can scroll through mine.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  It's not that I'm scared, you can look through my whole phone, and my photo, I don't give a fuck.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  But maybe I might find-

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, because there's a little caveat in there. The caveat is pussy.

• 44:36Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, yeah, I did text.

• 44:39Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  But you couldn't text your friend?

• 44:43Speaker 04

  See, this is why Jules is-

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I could not.

• 44:46Speaker 03

  Did you get the pussy?

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  So, that's a win for me.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  Shopify. Shopify.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Shopify dude, we, there's no bit, we don't have a business without Shopify. We do online business.

• 45:09Speaker 05

  That's true.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  And we only, you know, I don't know if you know this, but we're high quality in everything we do. And we only sell with the greatest companies, right? And we, this platform is the best out there. Nobody does selling better than Shopify.

• 45:22Speaker 05

  No, they don't.

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  Home of the number one checkout on the planet. With a not so secret secret, with Shop Pay that boosts conversions up to 50%. Meaning way less carts going abandoned and way more sales going up, up, up, up, up. So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between. Business that sell more, sell on Shopify.

• 45:50Speaker 05

  Guys, upgrade your business and get the same checkout as us, Tiger Belly. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com/tigerbelly, all lowercase. Go to Shopify.com/tigerbelly to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com/tigerbelly.

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Shop. Shopify.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Shopify.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  And whichever one you think about is you.

• 46:19Speaker 05

  You're the one. You are Neo.

• 46:21Speaker 03

  Everyone's watching, it's you, baby. No, the one was Jet Li.

• 46:25Speaker 05

  Oh, that is the, damn.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Yes, thank you.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Great movie. Jet Li's, Jet Li's not doing well these days.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Why, what's, why?

• 46:31Speaker 03

  He's like sick. Bring it up. Jet Li, Jet Li's like, he's like had a condition and he's not, he can't do a lot of that physical stuff he used to do anymore.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  That's him?

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, Jet Li's not doing well.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  That's not Jet Li, that's not Jet Li. There's no way that's Jet Li.

• 46:43Speaker 05

  He's like, well, he's sick, right?

• 46:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, he had a, he has a condition.

• 46:46Bobby Lee?

  What is it? Is, he just looks old.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Well, he is older than he was, but I think that, um, no, Jet Li has a condition that has.

• 46:54Speaker 05

  No, the guy to the left is Jet Li.

• 46:56Speaker 03

  No, Jet Li has a condition that has aged him more than most people would.

• 46:59Speaker 04

  Wait, that's crazy, that's so sad.

• 47:02Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's doing well because he has a Montclair jacket on, that's good.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  I think physically, yeah.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's got some money.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  Physically, he's probably doing well, but physically, I don't know where he's at now, he's smiling.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  I think I can beat him in karate at that age.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  He might shock you.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  You think that, what, you're saying that old Jet Li can still beat me up?

• 47:19Speaker 03

  I mean, probably.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:21Speaker 03

  Because he has years of training.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's no longer the one.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Have you ever been in a fistfight?

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 47:25Speaker 03

  A fistfight.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  That's so rude, Bob. I'm not even gonna fucking give you the dignity even to answer that.

• 47:31Speaker 03

  And that's a.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Oh, you have?

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Have I lost all of them? Yes.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, understandable.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  But I have been in them.

• 47:37Speaker 03

  Understandable, understandable.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Has anybody hit your little soft skin?

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Um, and I do have soft skin if anyone wants to touch.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Touch mine.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  Very soft. Oh my god.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Now imagine your balls in my mouth.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  I have not been hit in a while. I did, I did get into, the last physical altercation I was in, I was 29 years old.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  Or 30, 29 or 30.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 48:00Speaker 03

  A guy jumped up and grabbed me during my drag show and I body slammed him.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:04Speaker 03

  There's a video of it somewhere on the internet.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I don't want to see it.

• 48:07Speaker 04

  Did they grab you in like a sexual way?

• 48:10Speaker 03

  No, he, I was lip syncing and he jumped up and grabbed me and I was, and he like, you know when someone grabs you and pins your arms to your side?

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  And I was like, oh my god, like, I was like, let me go, the music was still playing, I can't remember what song was playing, I think it may have been like a Nicki Minaj song. And I was like, like, let me go, and then I remember like, if you don't let me go, I'm gonna have to take you down. And then he didn't let me go and I, I gave him a little hip toss to the ground.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  And did he get hurt?

• 48:30Speaker 03

  You know, he didn't get up.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not good, yeah.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  But he might, but he might have just been laying there from embarrassment, or I think he might have been a little tipsy. So it wasn't a fair fight.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, you seem like you're a strong fella.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm large.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you, you're six, what?

• 48:44Speaker 03

  6'2", a dainty 6'2", I make it look like 6'2".

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  6'2", but you've got a great body.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Thank you, that's very kind of you.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Very strong.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:50Speaker 03

  Um, but yeah, me and they, that was my last.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Compared to that guy.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  You look pretty strong, how tall are you?

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  No, he's a melting game.

• 48:58Speaker 04

  That's a gay out in the sun too long.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Calling someone a melting.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  A melting gay?

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I said gay.

• 49:07Speaker 04

  A melting gay?

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Melting gay, candle gay.

• 49:09Speaker 04

  First of all, our bodies look very similar.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, I'm not, dude, I'm not saying, but that being said, right? Being gay with our body is not good.

• 49:19Speaker 04

  It's tough.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Have you ever arm wrestled?

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  I'll beat him in arm wrestling.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, right. I'll kill you.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Not in arm wrestling?

• 49:26Speaker 04

  Arm wrestling?

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is that?

• 49:28Speaker 02

  What?

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  What is this?

• 49:30Speaker 03

  This is my book.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 49:32Speaker 03

  And I have a copy, yeah, this copy's for you.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, okay.

• 49:35Speaker 03

  I mean, that, okay, the truth is, that is not a real copy of the book. This is an actual copy of the book. That is a copy of the book Madea wrapped in my book cover.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  And I don't have a hard copy yet, but this, and I don't mean, and not black Madea.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  No, the real, the Greek mythology?

• 49:48Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 49:49Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 49:50Speaker 03

  It was kind of weird that you thought I meant black.

• 49:51Speaker 04

  I thought you meant...

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, come on, you said Madea. Stop it.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  I thought you meant, yeah.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Stop it.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  It's not crazy.

• 50:00Speaker 05

  That's what Peter thought.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  I don't think there are Madea books.

• 50:04Speaker 04

  He doesn't write?

• 50:05Speaker 03

  You think Madea Goes to Prison would be in book form?

• 50:08Speaker 04

  There's no children's version.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  These are the people you surround yourself with.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  And this is why no one texts you back in December!

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you. Yeah, fuck you, Peter.

• 50:20Speaker 04

  I'm the problem on Tiger Belly.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  This is a copy of my book, Harriet Tubman Live in Concert. It's a book about Harriet Tubman coming back to life. And she writes a hip-hop album with a hip-hop producer. It is a historical fiction absurd novel. And, do you read a lot?

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Why not?

• 50:42Speaker 03

  That wasn't convincing, but there is an audio version of it. You can go to ReadTheDragQueen.com.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you do the, you do the voice?

• 50:48Speaker 03

  Yep, I'm reading the book.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, then I'd love to listen to it.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  And that is for you.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  And, okay, so this is Harriet Tubman, Live in Concert, a novel by Bob the Drag Queen.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  Yep, the very one.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Could you sign it for me?

• 50:58Speaker 03

  Oh, I would love to.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a pen, anybody?

• 51:00Speaker 03

  A Sharpie would be best.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  And, yeah, do you have a Sharpie? Yes, sir. And can you write a little letter or something?

• 51:06Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  You know how they do. Yeah, yeah, anyway, so everyone check out the book, buy it, it's great.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Can you make it sound genuine?

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll be right, can I?

• 51:15Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now, you want it to be genuine?

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is that my camera? Yeah. Okay.

• 51:23Speaker 04

  It's been your camera.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Check this out, just check this one out.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  Five, four, three, two.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Hi, my name is Bobby Lee, I'm the host of Tiger Valley. And what I'd like to say is I've never endorsed a book in my life, right? But if I were to do one, it would be this book, and I'll tell you why. I've, I just met Bob the Drag Queen, and already, he's a whimsical fella. Right? And we're like two peas in a pod, and it's almost as if I've known him my whole life. And I guarantee you, I know from the bottom of my heart, that it's one of the best books out right now. And if you're a real fan of me, um, I implore you, and I beg you, to buy this book. Cause if you don't, tragedy will come upon you. And so you think that like getting sick is bad?

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Right? You think that like, you know, I mean, having like, you know, Ebola, right? AIDS? No, not AIDS.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Not AIDS.

• 52:23Speaker 03

  Grab it around this.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  There's two gays here.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  We'll cut that part out.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Um, I was gonna try to go non-gay with it, you know what I mean? Um, you can't say sickle cell anemia too, so it's like, anyway, um.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Sickle cell?

• 52:41Speaker 04

  Five, four, three, two.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  What? You know, car accidents, you think a car accident's bad, right? Something even bad, worse is gonna happen.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  Well, car accidents are on Asians, that's crazy.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's so funny because I cut up-

• 52:52Speaker 03

  Edit that out.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:54Speaker 04

  Keep all of it in.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Five, four, all of it in. Keep all of it in, keep the sickle cell in, keep the car driving in, okay? Anyway, so I implore you to watch and do it. What's the, what's the new?

• 53:05Speaker 04

  What?

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  By the book.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  Say the book title.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Harriet Tubman, Live in Concert, a novel by Bob the Drag Queen. What's going with our show, Peter? Nothing?

• 53:13Speaker 04

  We'll talk about it when-

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Did it pass?

• 53:15Speaker 04

  We'll talk about it afterwards.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  No, tell me now.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  I can't. I can't wait to watch you on Traders, by the way.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm so excited. Yes.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  What's Traders?

• 53:23Speaker 04

  I thought you were here for Traders, you're here for the book.

• 53:25Speaker 03

  I'm here for all of it.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  What's Traders? Tell me what's Traders.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  It's a murder mystery reality TV show, hosted by Alan Cumming, Emmy award winning, by Alan Cumming, and it's like, uh, some people are chosen to be-

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Is Alan Cumming Night Stalker?

• 53:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, Night Crawler.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Night Crawler, yeah.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  Um, the Night Stalker is a murder-

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Nightcrawler.

• 53:42Speaker 03

  And I think the Night Stalker has been caught already in the eighties, nineties.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  He was Nightcrawler in the X-Men movie.

• 53:48Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good X-Men.

• 53:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, great.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Very good one.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Great. Anyway, it's a murder mystery television show and some people are chosen to be murderers or traitors. And they have, we have, they have, well, I'm, I don't want to spoil it.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Is it a game show? Don't spoil it. It's a game show?

• 54:04Speaker 03

  It's a, kind of.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  It's like a reality game show.

• 54:06Speaker 03

  It's like a Big Brother kind of game show, kind of.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  And it's all for the gays?

• 54:09Speaker 03

  No, there are gays there, there are six of them.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Cummings is a gay, right?

• 54:11Speaker 03

  He's a queer, yeah.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's also, I saw, is he the one, just back me up on this, he loves monkeys, right? Like the, what's his show?

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, he was in, he was in, um, Chimp, Chimp Crazy.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Chimp Crazy.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  Chimp Crazy.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  And he, he did a movie with a chimp and he wanted to go see, you know, he loves him. Okay, anyway. Oh, there it is, Traitors.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, the traitor, that's me.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  And that's you. Wow, go watch that, too. Best show ever. It's really good. Peacock, January. You haven't seen it yet? No. You would love it.

• 54:41Speaker 03

  It's a really good show.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  I bet you would be good on it. Can I read it?

• 54:43Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  This letter?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's all I got?

• 54:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to spend the whole hour.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that's it?

• 54:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's all I get, that's all. And, and a whole book, by the way.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee, Bobby Lee, love the soaking method, Bob. There you go, something personal. Okay.

• 55:01Speaker 05

  That's personal.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Can you put this, no.

• 55:04Speaker 05

  We'll put it later.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Somewhere nice over here?

• 55:06Speaker 03

  They're gonna put it in the trash.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, this is gonna be out forever here.

• 55:09Speaker 03

  There we go. Oh, my God, gang, gang, we stand.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, gang, gang, I put this over there. No, not you, man.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  I can't touch it.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  I saw on TikTok that you said, um, Harriet Tubman would win over, um, versus Spider-Man.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's true. I would say Harriet, in a fight, Harriet Tubman would beat Spider-Man. Well, one Harriet Tubman, Spider-Man is rarely.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Who's Harriet Tubman?

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  No. Yeah, who is it? Is that like Rosa Parks?

• 55:34Speaker 03

  She's much older than Rosa Parks.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  But it's the same kind of guy, person?

• 55:37Speaker 03

  No. So Rosa Parks was, Rosa Parks, I'm a Spider- You are from San Diego.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Rosa Parks is no, they both fought for, so Rosa Parks was civil rights.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is Harry Tubman?

• 55:50Speaker 03

  An abolitionist.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  She snuck him out.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  She was alive during slavery.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  She snuck him out.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  Yes, she was the one who snuck everyone out and Rosa Parks was the one who didn't.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  She won't be Spider-Man.

• 55:58Speaker 03

  No, she'll be Spider-Man for sure.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 56:01Speaker 03

  100%.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  How many, how many did she sneak, snuck out?

• 56:04Speaker 03

  So.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  How many did Harriet Tubman?

• 56:06Speaker 03

  She saved almost a thousand slaves.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Spider-Man would have done 10,000.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  But also, but also bear in mind.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Two. Four.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  Oh, man, Bob. When has Spider-Man ever faced against systemic racism? Answer that question.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:23Speaker 03

  A twink from Queens is gonna beat a, a, a black woman from the south.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Who has no power?

• 56:30Speaker 03

  First of all, she's very skinny, a very.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  She was, you knew her.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  About.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  You knew her.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  I didn't know her, but she's, it's, it's documented, she's about five feet tall.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  She was a.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Not gonna do it.

• 56:38Speaker 03

  She was a pretty slim woman.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  Also, Spider-Man rarely goes up against anyone who has a gun, rarely.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  True.

• 56:44Speaker 03

  Rarely.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so silly that you would say that.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  She carries the kind of gun.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he goes against people that with octopus arms.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  He carries the kind of gun that would, like, it was a gun in the 1800s, this gun would fuck your whole shit up. It wasn't like a little beep beep and you get a hole. Your whole shoulder would be missing, you know what I'm saying? She went up against that, she, she, also, she had superpowers, by the way.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  What was they?

• 57:05Speaker 03

  She had, she had, she could see things in the future. It's not a bit, Harriet Tubman would, would pass out because she had, uh, trauma-induced narcolepsy. And when she passed out, she would see the future, that's how she went back and forth about 12 times and never got caught once.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. Oh, she could see.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  So Spider-Man's little Spidey sense is seeing like five seconds of the future, that's nothing. Harriet Tubman can see weeks into the future. Weeks, also the navigation skills of this woman, she, what? Spider-Man is navigating, uh, New York City. It's on a grid.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Just walk, as the numbers go up, you're going north. It's so easy. Harriet Tubman was navigating the woods. If you get Spider-Man out of the, out of a building where you can't grab onto a building, what's he gonna do?

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:46Speaker 03

  Grab onto what? The ground?

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I agree. But Harriet Tubman's not better than Strider.

• 57:54Speaker 03

  Who's Strider?

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Who's? From Lord of the Rings.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Oh, I've never seen Lord of the Rings.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Because he can track fucking orc.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  I've never seen Lord of the Rings.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  He puts his ear to the ground and he knows where the orcs are from like 2,000 miles away.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  But also Harriet Tubman literally has God telling her where to go.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Look at that, look at that.

• 58:12Speaker 03

  But Harriet Tubman literally-

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  He's better than Harriet Tubman.

• 58:13Speaker 03

  So when Harriet Tubman falls asleep, God would tell her where to go and what to do. God would tell Harriet Tubman where to go and what to do.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  He knew-

• 58:18Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm not religious, but she was.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's a bullshit. You can't prove that.

• 58:23Speaker 03

  That I'm not religious?

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't prove that God was communicating with Harriet Tubman.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  Well, she went back and forth 12 times and never got caught. She had narcolepsy. She was five feet tall. She couldn't reach.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  How far was that? We don't even know how far it was.

• 58:33Speaker 03

  She went from Maryland to Canada.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's pretty far. That's pretty far.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  On foot.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  She didn't call, she didn't call a Waymo.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  All right, but can I say something too?

• 58:44Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Um, were you there?

• 58:47Speaker 03

  I was not there. I'm not that old.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  But it's, it's well documented.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  By whom?

• 58:53Speaker 03

  By Frederick Douglass.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't trust that guy.

• 58:56Speaker 03

  By-

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  And let me say something about him. Yeah, there he is. I don't trust him.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  No, Har-

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  He looks like Apollo Creed.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  This man was also one of the smartest men alive at the time. I did not know him personally.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Based on things?

• 59:09Speaker 03

  This man-

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  Listen, from-

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  I wanna say this too, and let's get this on, let's get this, let's get this out in the open, okay?

• 59:15Speaker 03

  This man was a, born a slave.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  For years, you guys claimed that you invented peanut butter, but you didn't.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  He taught himself to read-

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  What's the guy that created peanut butter?

• 59:23Speaker 03

  That's a different person.

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying- What I'm saying is that-

• 59:25Speaker 03

  That's George Washington Carver.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right, but he didn't create the peanut butter. He stole it.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  No, he did not say he created peanut butter.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  But what, what he did was, he found out how to make peanut butter while having never gone to Asia. So with no information on it, on the other side.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:37Speaker 03

  So for example, if you built a computer and someone else built a computer completely separately, you didn't steal the computer from them, you just also found out how to build a computer. Also, and also to be clear, George Washington Carver, peanut butter is the least, the least of the things that he figured out how to do with peanuts. The, literally least.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so I bet you have some lube.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  Over a hundred things. He did, he did, he did create oil. He did create oil with peanuts by, by, uh-

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  I love, I love him. I'm just kidding. I'm just being devil's help.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  You don't even know who he is!

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  I love him. I love him. Here's another-

• 1:00:08Speaker 05

  We've had this debate before.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Another thing that you've debated, I mean, another thing that you guys invented that I just found out.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  What do you mean, you guys?

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Black people.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  The doorknob. The, the modern doorknob.

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  I don't know about the doorknob.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Look up, who invented the modern doorknob? Before you'd have to just-

• 1:00:23Speaker 05

  What was it before?

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  It was that you push it or whatever, but he, the way, you know what I mean? Where you open a door and you open it. What's this guy's name?

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  Osborne Dorsey.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Look at this guy.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  An African-American inventor invented the modern doorknob in 1878. He was issued a US patent, this one, for his door-holding device.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  And we still use that doorknob today. Congratulations, Osborne Dorsey. And I honestly think that you could play him in a biopic.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  I mean, probably. Was he gay?

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  No, you, you can act straight.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  You don't know if he was gay. Were you there? Did you know him? He could have been like, eh.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  These doors.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Right, I was there.

• 1:01:05Speaker 03

  I hate pushing these doors, uh.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, but now you get my point. We don't know. Right? We don't, that's my point. He could be, couldn't be, not, I wasn't there, I didn't know, or Osborne Dorsey, okay? That's my point. You claim Harriet Tubman-

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  It's all documented.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  It's documented.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, but you still, I wasn't there, dude.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  So we, I wasn't there when you allegedly were depressed, cuz your dad allegedly beat you up.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  But I took your word for it. I took your word for it that your dad beat you up, even though I wasn't, I didn't see your dad hit you. I never saw it, but I took your word for it. I believed you.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I believe people of color. That's different. That's different.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  And you don't believe black people. You don't believe, because I don't hear you challenging any, any white people. There is one, there are two white men in this room and you've given them more respect than every person.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  No, there's one.

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  No, you guys don't know this. One! There's only, I only hired one white. He is Mexican.

• 1:02:06Speaker 04

  Latino, Latino.

• 1:02:07Speaker 03

  But I would say, this happened off camera, this happened off camera, we all walked in, Bobby Lee literally bowed to the one white man. He said, "You are my god."

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  That was crazy when he did that.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  He did it. He literally went this and he said, "You are all of our god."

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  I never did that. And, and-

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  Can you prove it? Were you there? Were you there? Were you there? Did you see Bobby Lee not bow to the white man and then you used your soaking method on him?

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  Split the balls.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  I saw it.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  You split the balls right in the middle.

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  You, you, and you-

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  You take that back. I would never soak him!

• 1:02:38Speaker 03

  And you did Wandering Lonely Man in the Desert on him and you made us watch it.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  I would never, okay. You, you won.

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  Very good.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  So, Harriet Tubman did all those things, right? Okay, you know, everything's good. Okay, I believe you.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:02:52Bobby Lee?

  You're right. What I did was twisted. It was crazy. And I, honestly, I do believe in black people.

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  Ned, you want to apologize to Peter for what you said to him earlier?

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  About what?

• 1:02:59Speaker 03

  All the stuff.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, I will not. Why? I refuse. Why? Because I'm not black? Yeah, that's why.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  The Asian hate!

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly, yeah, I believe in it.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  You have to something hate.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  I believe in it. I believe in it.

• 1:03:14Speaker 04

  Don't clip that.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Don't clip that out, yeah, yeah. But my point is, is that I, I refuse to apologize to you. Okay?

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

  Even if you're wrong?

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't wrong.

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  But if you were wrong, you would apologize?

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yes, of course I do. Yeah.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  Do you feel like you've ever been wrong?

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Towards you?

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Do you think he's been wrong toward you before?

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  This entire time.

• 1:03:34Speaker 03

  There is.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Our whole relationship's been wrong.

• 1:03:37Speaker 04

  No, I'm kidding.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're saying?

• 1:03:38Speaker 04

  No, no, I'm not.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Be real. Look at me, dude. Right? I wronged you in December. Is that, is anything about that?

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  I pissed, I was pissed and I used-

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  And I apologize. You're right, dude. I should have texted you back.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:03:49Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  I should have done it, right?

• 1:03:51Speaker 04

  We never hear this, by the way.

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  The growth.

• 1:03:54Speaker 04

  We never hear this.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, fuck off, dude. So, anyway, I apologize to you and that was my bad. I was, uh, I was depressed. I was going through some things, but I should have been more mindful and I do love you and, um, that was my bad. Um, are we good?

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  You want it?

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. Would you like to apologize to? I've never done anything to her.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  Is that true?

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Is that true?

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Cause we believe women here.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  I believe them too. Especially women of color.

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  Jules, be open. Say all this stuff.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  Um, there was just one time.

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I can't wait for this.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  I mean, you did recently ask her if she knew what a drama teacher was. Which is very belittling to women.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  There was just one time.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Tell me the one time. Cause I have some things too I can say.

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  About Jules?

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so go ahead. Do you have one?

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  Because I have some too.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, put it on the table then.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  Just what happened with the other podcast.

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  Oh, a real thing?

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you got real.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, she ate you up with that one. I don't even know what it is.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  You got real. You got real. You were really upset.

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you were, you called me like 20 times because I wouldn't pick up.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  And you were going crazy.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  I was going crazy, yeah. That was my bad. That, I, wow, it's strange that you wouldn't even bring that up.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  I've never seen a joke.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Because the things that we're talking about are just kind of playful.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  You said anything!

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  That was a serious thing.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  You said anything!

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  That was very serious.

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  This is a comedy party. This, she, she, she does dark comedy.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Everyone knows that Jules does dark comedy.

• 1:05:25Speaker 05

  Classic dark humor.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Okay, what's yours?

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't have any. Okay, I don't really have any.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  And that's the manipulation tactic, right? Where he makes it seem like you're right, you're, you're, you're nice, you're sweet, you're right, I'm a bad person. I'm horrible. A lot of people just want to manipulate you. They'll, they'll make you feel like you're right, you did so many good things, and I was the bad person. So I guess I'm just a piece of shit.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Ugh, I hate that. I dated so many of those guys.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  Well, we've all turned on you. Alright, it's time to vote someone off the island.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Alright, what, what do you mean? You think I do that? You, you really think that that's a technique?

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  I, yeah, it is a thing people do.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  I don't know you well enough to know.

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna, I wanna, that's interesting because, um, I wanna see if I do that.

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  You don't do that.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I do that, but, um, it is a good technique. I'm gonna use it.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  You gave him an idea.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you gave me an idea. That's a really good.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  There's a thing that you do where you're like, I'm gonna say something really, really offensive and mean, and then you back off, you go, you know what, you're right. And then it like clears you and abdicates you. You're like, I'm actually. Good now because I acknowledge that the thing I did was bad, but it gives you carte blanche to keep doing the bad thing.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's that's fucking tell you about wow, that's.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  But you're assuming that they don't actually mean it?

• 1:06:34Speaker 03

  No, like he knew that the things you said about Harry Tubman was shady, but he was like, if I just apologize in a few minutes and go, you're right, then I can just.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Say all that later.

• 1:06:41Speaker 03

  Shady things about more shady.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the thing, yeah, but the thing I said about Harriet Tubman was just for jokes.

• 1:06:46Speaker 03

  Do you think you can beat Harriet Tubman?

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  No, she can destroy me.

• 1:06:48Speaker 03

  Thank you. That's all I wanted to say.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  And what she did to for American history was.

• 1:06:52Speaker 03

  She's a patriot.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  A patriot and amazing and a hero.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  She is a, she's a veteran.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  She's a hero. You said something crazy about Peter Parker. That's all I, that's, that was the only argument. Saying that she's better than Spider-Man and I had to fucking defend that.

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  I mean, she is better than Spider-Man.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  But she's not better than Airborne.

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  Like, for example, the thing about.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  He's not. Like, writer, whatever we call him.

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  If you were, if you were fighting, uh, if you were fighting a criminal, like if, if someone was robbing a, a convenience store and you fought them. Versus Spider-Man fighting them, it'd be more brave if you do it because you don't have any superpowers. But if Spider-Man does it, it's literally like Superman.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  It's your job.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  Superman is not brave unless you have kryptonite. He's, he can't be hurt, so he walks in.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  That's interesting.

• 1:07:29Speaker 03

  He walks in just fucking, you know, slinging his fucking kryptonian dick around because he can do whatever he wants.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  So you're saying that superheroes aren't brave? They have the power. That's what that makes them confident.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Some of them aren't brave. It depends on the level of superpower you have. Like if you have like a shitty superpower, then.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Like Batman could be brave.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  Batman has no power besides being rich and white.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. So that's, he's brave then.

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  Which is a superpower, boy.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  It is the superpower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very, very interesting, my friend. Very, very interesting.

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I really, I'm being real. That's, I've never thought of it that way.

• 1:07:59Speaker 04

  If you were. You almost twirled your mustache on the villain. You're literally twirling it right now.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's an interesting concept. That's an interesting concept, concept that superheroes aren't brave. They're only brave because of the power that they have.

• 1:08:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're fighting.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  If they were regular people, they would be just like us.

• 1:08:15Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So if I had a superpower, I'd be, be considered brave.

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  Unless you're fighting someone else with a better superpower than you or a.

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. Okay.

• 1:08:21Speaker 03

  So it is brave for X-Men to fight other mutants, but it's not brave for X-Men to go beat up, uh, uh, uh, someone robbing a bank.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  You just walk in and fucking.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  So is there, let's talk about superheroes. So there's not a lot of Asian superheroes, right? That they've written.

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  There's, there's, I mean, on the, not, maybe not enough, but.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  I know one. Can you know one?

• 1:08:40Speaker 03

  There's a whole movie.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Shang-Chi?

• 1:08:41Speaker 03

  The Eternals.

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  Oh, Eternals.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh. The Eternals are all Asian?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  There's two.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  The Korean one. There's two.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, and Kumail, right?

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Sunfire.

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  Asian superheroes, yeah.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  X-Men that people, they haven't used them in anything. Maybe Jubilee.

• 1:08:54Speaker 04

  Filipino, Jubilee, Jubilation Lee.

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  Jubilee is a X-Men, yeah, she's Asian. There's five. Are there, so let's talk of the black, the black ones are Bishop.

• 1:09:03Speaker 03

  Cassandra Cain, Shang Chi, Dr. Light, Colin Wing, Silver Samurai.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's a lot. Sunfire is not there, yep?

• 1:09:09Speaker 04

  This is not, Jimmy Woo is not superhero.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  The agent?

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  They included the FBI agent Jimmy Woo.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  Silk, Katana.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  Silk is cool.

• 1:09:19Speaker 03

  Amadeus Cho, what a name.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  What does Wong do?

• 1:09:23Speaker 03

  Actually, I only know one person named Amadeus, and he is Asian.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, there are a lot of black superheroes.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a lot of black superheroes.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  There's Bishop, I can only say Bishop.

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  But a lot of them have lightning powers for some reason.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Storm.

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  Like, uh, what's his name, Static Shock?

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  Static Shock.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Black Lightning. What is it about electric that you guys?

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  I, maybe we invented electricity, maybe you don't believe it.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  But you, of course, you'd make us prove it.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. Did black people invent electricity?

• 1:09:53Speaker 03

  No, I don't.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:54Speaker 03

  Thomas Edison discovered electricity.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  I mean, discovered, it's electricity, it's like discovering fire.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  Like, electricity exists.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Who do you think discovered fire?

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  I mean, like, someone like, ooh.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  I would say, I would say black people, maybe.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  I mean, probably, probably someone on, on, like, Pangaea.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Pangaea, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  Maybe.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  But isn't the oldest bones that we've discovered in Africa or no?

• 1:10:15Speaker 03

  Lucy.

• 1:10:17Speaker 04

  Lucy.

• 1:10:17Speaker 03

  Her name is Lucy.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Who's Lucy?

• 1:10:19Speaker 03

  Lucy's the oldest remains ever discovered.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:10:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  And where was that discovered?

• 1:10:23Speaker 04

  Africa, I believe.

• 1:10:24Speaker 03

  I think Ohio.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Toledo. In Cleveland? Discovered in Ethiopia. In Ethiopia. So that's the oldest, so you guys were the first man, then? Could be.

• 1:10:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  Or Lucy's a woman.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, woman, but then, okay, but, um, but then you guys probably discovered fire? So you invented fire?

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  I mean, discovered, yeah.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Interesting. You do stand-up a lot?

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. I've been doing stand-up for six years.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  I would love to see, um, I'd like to get you on a show that I do.

• 1:10:54Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I just did Margaret Cho's show at, uh, the Lyric Hy- Lyric Hyperion?

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would love to do, if I do a Bobby Lee front somewhere, I'm gonna have you on it.

• 1:11:03Speaker 03

  I would love to come. I've been, I've been, my, if you all wanna see my stand-up, you can go to my, uh, you can go see woke man in a dress dot com, which is my award-winning. Uh, comedy show, uh, stand-up special?

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He is, this guy's a beast.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  Oh, you do stand-up too, Peter?

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  He's so good.

• 1:11:20Speaker 03

  Work, that's amazing.

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's so good.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  I did a show recently and I didn't realize until I got there, but I was like, I'm the only person who's not Asian on this show.

• 1:11:28Speaker 04

  What show?

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  What show was that?

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  It was Margaret Cho's show.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who else was on it?

• 1:11:32Speaker 03

  It, oh my god.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  No, no, just try it offhand. Offhand?

• 1:11:37Speaker 04

  Offhand, offhand, look at me.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  Say Asian name.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Amadeus Cho.

• 1:11:41Speaker 05

  Stop, stop cheating.

• 1:11:42Speaker 03

  Jubilee? Johnny Woo?

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Long?

• 1:11:47Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Long was first on it.

• 1:11:49Speaker 03

  Who's the guy who always does, he does Lin-Manuel Miranda impersonation?

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  Dylan Adler.

• 1:11:55Speaker 03

  Dylan Adler.

• 1:11:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  That's Asian.

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  And the lady who sings?

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  Have to have company.

• 1:11:58Speaker 03

  Lady who sings, she has a, she's a rocker with a guitar.

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  She's from New York.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Her name's Charlene Yi?

• 1:12:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, she has like an old lady name, Char- yeah, and then, um, and then, um, Robin Tran.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:11Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  Charlene.

• 1:12:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, her, yeah, she's.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  She's funny.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  That's a Charlene, is that, who's that?

• 1:12:17Speaker 04

  No, that's, um.

• 1:12:18Speaker 03

  That's Charlene Kay.

• 1:12:19Speaker 05

  Charlene Kay.

• 1:12:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's not Charlene Yi?

• 1:12:21Speaker 03

  No, Charlene Kay.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Charlene Kay, oh, I see.

• 1:12:23Speaker 03

  You have a podcast or no? I do, yeah.

• 1:12:25Speaker 04

  What's it called?

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  It's called Sibling Rivalry.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  Is that a bit?

• 1:12:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:12:30Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Cause doesn't, uh, Oliver Hudson and Kate Hudson have one?

• 1:12:33Speaker 03

  That's sibling rebel, revelry.

• 1:12:35Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're rival.

• 1:12:36Speaker 03

  And mine is, I think, maybe more popular, who has more, who has more?

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yours, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:41Speaker 03

  Kate Hudson could never.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:44Speaker 03

  And you never will, Kate, I'm coming for you.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  And what is your podcast about?

• 1:12:48Speaker 03

  It's me and my best friend arguing.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  You don't, you don't have guests?

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  By, by the way.

• 1:12:52Speaker 03

  We have guests sometimes.

• 1:12:53Speaker 04

  Um, I see your clips all the time and do people ever say like, I'm the Bob?

• 1:12:58Speaker 03

  Yes, always.

• 1:12:59Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:13:00Speaker 03

  And do y'all get that, I'm the Peter, I'm the Bobby?

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  No, we don't do this often, but, um, um, I feel like if every time I see your thing, I'm always like, I'm always agreeing with Bob.

• 1:13:11Speaker 03

  Oh, well, thank you.

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  And never with Monet.

• 1:13:12Speaker 03

  Monet, if you agree with Monet more, you're probably more of like a, uh.

• 1:13:16Speaker 04

  Like a theater kid?

• 1:13:16Speaker 03

  Like a flighty, kinda like feelings and vibes, if you agree with me more, you're more like, I like facts, I like things that are real.

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  Logical, a survey, yeah.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  Yes, exactly, and we do have, the thing is, my, my podcast, my co-host, she like.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna be on it, I'm just asking, god.

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  You wouldn't do it if I asked you?

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, of course I would.

• 1:13:32Speaker 03

  Okay. He likes to interview people and I like to just have people as guests. I like co-stars, she likes doing interviews, she thinks she's fucking Oprah or something. And I'm like, I don't like the, and so tell me about your ee ee ee ee, cause I usually don't care.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  You think I did that with you or no?

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  No, no, you've, I feel like a, like a, I feel like a guest or co-host.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're flowing. Yeah, yeah, we've been, we've been flowing. So Bob, what is your ultimate goal in showbiz?

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  Um, I mean, right now, you know, I'm living my dream. I'm doing my stand-up comedy. I have a couple of comedy specials. I've written my book. I'm writing a musical based on my book right now. So I don't have like an end game, cause like, when people reach their ultimate goal, what do you, what do you kill yourself?

• 1:14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:14:12Speaker 03

  And I'm not against it.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:15Speaker 03

  I might one day. But yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm more like, my next big goal is to write my musical for my, for Heritage My Live in Concert. And I'm going on tour in Europe. By the time you all watch this, I'm already back from tour, but I just finished up, uh, maybe like, we do like forty-five shows. From Australia, North America and Europe.

• 1:14:36Speaker 03

  And so I'm writing my next hour.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  That's my, my current plans, yeah.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  I had an old man came into me years ago in my early twenties. And, um, he said-

• 1:14:47Speaker 03

  Was he white?

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  He was actually Asian.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  And, um,

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  he was white.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  He was white.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just didn't like your tone.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I lied. And, um, I feel shameful.

• 1:15:09Speaker 03

  Red Bull, Rob.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get him, get him a Red Bull, please, Rob.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  But, but, why? What's so dumb about it?

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  They're in the freezer.

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  I lie. So yeah, he was a white guy. And he said, he said, this was pertaining to sobriety and he goes, kiddo, if, if I sat down and wrote down, if you stayed sober, all the great things that would hap, will happen to you, you'd be cheating yourself because, um, you're gonna get way more things. And I, that's why I've never like, had a goal. I just, I feel like-

• 1:15:41Speaker 03

  Was he advocating for not getting sober?

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  He was advocating, if you stay sober, right? Things are gonna happen that you're not even gonna be dream of. Even if we wrote down like what you want out of life, right? You're gonna get so much more than what you write down. So I never really write down what I want. I just kinda like, and it's, he's, it's been true. There's been things that in my life that I never even dreamed of doing and that I did. And I think the key is to just put one foot in front of the other and take risks like we all do. You know what I mean? And be brave.

• 1:16:10Speaker 03

  I've done stuff in my career that I, that wasn't on my plan at all, but it was like major things. I was like, I was never, I would have never even dreamed like I, I did a, I got asked to go on tour. I got asked to host Madonna's world tour. Completely randomly. I was, I got a phone call one day. My agent was like, Madonna wants your phone number.

• 1:16:30Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:16:31Speaker 03

  And I was like, why have you not already given her my number? You should look, look it up, there's a picture of me and Madonna. And the next thing I know, I, I hosted Madonna's world tour, eighty something shows.

• 1:16:39Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, Madison Square Garden, the O2 Arena.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:16:44Speaker 03

  Benz Arena. And I was like, I would have never been like, this is on my list of things to do. Are you sober?

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  Work.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  Are you?

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've been sober.

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  Three years in January.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  Oh, work, nice.

• 1:16:54Bobby Lee?

  You in AA?

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:56Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  Sixteen years.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you're an old timer.

• 1:16:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not a competition.

• 1:17:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah, it is.

• 1:17:01Speaker 05

  But tell them.

• 1:17:02Speaker 03

  But I could mess it up at any point in time.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:17:05Speaker 03

  I have a question.

• 1:17:05Speaker 05

  Before your three years, you had?

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  I had seventeen years in sobriety.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Oh, work, welcome back.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  I went out.

• 1:17:10Speaker 03

  Can I ask you a question?

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:17:12Speaker 03

  If an eighty year old Korean man came up to you.

• 1:17:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:18Speaker 03

  And said to you, I am Bobby Lee from the future and I have a message and it's really important. What would he have to do to convince you that he was actually you?

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  I would know as soon as I saw him.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  He's eighty though.

• 1:17:30Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter, I would know exactly when I saw him.

• 1:17:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, he wouldn't even have to say I'm Bobby, you'd be like, you're Bobby Lee.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  That's me. What happened? That's the first thing that would come out of my mouth.

• 1:17:38Speaker 03

  Does he look good?

• 1:17:38Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 1:17:39Speaker 03

  He looks like shit, of course he looks like shit.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, what happened? What, what should I not do? Right, and he's gonna tell me. What would he say though?

• 1:17:47Speaker 03

  He's like?

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  Give me a scenario. You're, you're, you're eighty year old Bobby Lee.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  So I'm like, what, I'm?

• 1:17:53Speaker 03

  Excuse me.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, I gotta be doing something. Sorry, I'm, I'm bad.

• 1:17:56Speaker 05

  Set the scene?

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so.

• 1:17:59Speaker 04

  Good object work.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Just figure out what I'm doing.

• 1:18:00Speaker 03

  Excuse me, I know you're, uh...

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, excuse...

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  I know you're working.

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, what happened?

• 1:18:07Bobby Lee?

  What hap- what hap-?

• 1:18:08Speaker 03

  I have to tell you this.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wha- what?

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  In three weeks.

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  From my time or your time?

• 1:18:13Speaker 03

  From, from today.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, it wouldn't be your time, because you wouldn't know.

• 1:18:16Speaker 03

  In three weeks.

• 1:18:17Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah.

• 1:18:17Speaker 03

  By the way...

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, so in my time.

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  Mind you, it's, mind you, it's November right now.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:18:24Speaker 03

  In three weeks, you're gonna get a text.

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  From who?

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  It won't be about pussy. You have to answer the text. It's going to be from your friend Peter. If you do not answer this text, you're gonna end up like this. You could change everything in your life, and you have to respond to every text Peter sends you.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you have to go to the future right now? Because I want you to explain, because I'm still...

• 1:18:50Speaker 03

  I have to go, goodbye!

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 1:18:53Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  I would do it. That's you.

• 1:18:55Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:18:56Speaker 03

  That's 80?

• 1:18:57Speaker 04

  Hey, that's good.

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if that guy came up to me, I'd be like, "That's me, dude."

• 1:19:01Speaker 04

  You look like old Hitler.

• 1:19:02Speaker 03

  That guy looks younger than you look right now.

• 1:19:03Speaker 04

  You look like old Hitler.

• 1:19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:05Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  Okay, that guy is cute!

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  That's me.

• 1:19:09Speaker 03

  I know, that's a cute guy!

• 1:19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  I'm old, Bob!

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  You have Frederick Douglass hair here.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is what old...

• 1:19:19Speaker 04

  You guys have the same, though.

• 1:19:21Speaker 03

  So you...

• 1:19:21Speaker 04

  You had the same thing, you were projecting!

• 1:19:23Speaker 03

  When you, when you...

• 1:19:25Speaker 04

  You were projecting.

• 1:19:25Speaker 03

  You saw something in yourself that you didn't like.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, I have Frederick Douglass.

• 1:19:30Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:19:31Speaker 03

  Are you wearing an Apple Watch in the 80s?

• 1:19:34Speaker 04

  You are from the future.

• 1:19:35Speaker 03

  You're from the future! Oh my god! You went back in time.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and, you know, I'm...

• 1:19:42Speaker 03

  Bobby, that's, you're so cute, Nep, you're so cute.

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. I was 22 years older.

• 1:19:47Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:19:47Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:19:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 1:19:49Speaker 04

  That's how old you are.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:50Speaker 03

  I feel like they're, they had, pictures didn't have to be in black and white when you were 22.

• 1:19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. The one place in San Diego, that's all they did.

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  Black and white?

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he charged me three hundred dollars for that.

• 1:20:04Speaker 03

  In what year?

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  Nineteen ninety-four.

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  That seem, you got overcharged.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  I got overcharged for sure, yeah. And everybody, he was super rude, he's like, you only get one shot.

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  But it's a good picture and you look really good, you look happy, you look funny.

• 1:20:16Speaker 04

  It's a good comedy picture.

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:20:18Speaker 04

  It's a good comedy club picture.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, that picture's at the La Jolla Comedy Store hang up. Yeah, that's my first headshot.

• 1:20:25Speaker 03

  You ever go to those comedy clubs where they only hang up pictures of dead people?

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  Like those comedy clubs where they like, have paintings and murals and you can only be on the wall if you're dead.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what comedy club that is.

• 1:20:34Speaker 03

  There's a few, I've been to a few like that.

• 1:20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, are you, is your photo up in any comedy club?

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  No, you know, it's weird because I've been doing comedy for sixteen years. I started, I started at the New York Comedy Club.

• 1:20:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:46Speaker 03

  I used to work at Caroline's, I used to work at, uh, R.I.P. to Caroline, I used to work at Comics and the Meatpacking, R.I.P. the Comics.

• 1:20:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:52Speaker 03

  Um, Broadway Comedy Club, Gothic Comedy Club, I mean Gotham Comedy Club.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  But, um, for some reason, because I am a drag queen and I got my rise to fame through reality TV, a lot of people actually do not know that I'm a stand-up comedian. They think, so when I come to clubs, they think that I'm going to be like a TikToker who can tell jokes. And then they go like, oh my god, you're actually a really funny comedian.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:14Speaker 03

  I'm like, well, we sold it out, it's packed in here.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's so funny, I, this is a very good point, because I made this point to a comic earlier, I said, not today.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  You got a little boogie.

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:21:23Speaker 03

  On the right nostril. I can, if you get a.

• 1:21:25Bobby Lee?

  How long?

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  Oh, it's gone.

• 1:21:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how long was it there?

• 1:21:28Speaker 03

  I noticed it maybe like.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Literally, how long was it there?

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  Maybe like two, like, maybe like two minutes ago.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you say two fucking minutes ago, Bob?

• 1:21:33Speaker 03

  Because I was, I wanted to do the, the old man bit and I didn't want to disrupt it, so.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, next time there's a boogie, I'm gonna fucking, immediately. And let, and I'll do the same room, rule to you.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, that sounds good, yeah.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:21:43Speaker 03

  What if I smell bad?

• 1:21:45Bobby Lee?

  You, you're, everything about you right now checks every box.

• 1:21:48Speaker 03

  Okay, thank you.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  You look good, you smell good, you have soft skin, right?

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  If you got rid of the boogie, you're great.

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  That fucking pisses me off, Bob.

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  But I, I told you pretty, within, within three minutes.

• 1:21:58Bobby Lee?

  EJ, you're supposed to do that two minutes ago, you fuckface. Alright, sorry, give it to me.

• 1:22:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay, so what I was saying the other day is, I, I, I'm gonna get in trouble for saying this.

• 1:22:13Speaker 03

  This, this is where you draw the line?

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I was at a club the other day, I was looking at the lineup. And, um, I said to, I go, this lineup's terrible.

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  Who's on it?

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  What? I'm not gonna say it, but.

• 1:22:28Speaker 03

  Give me their initials.

• 1:22:29Bobby Lee?

  And our, and our point, the point was is like, if we just booked it based on who gets the most laughs, it would be a completely different lineup. But we don't do that. It's more loyalty and who's been around that gets on. You know what I mean?

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:46Speaker 04

  Where was this?

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna tell you.

• 1:22:48Speaker 04

  And you feel like they do it by seniority?

• 1:22:50Speaker 03

  The Cellar has hella gays.

• 1:22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:52Speaker 04

  The comedy Cellar?

• 1:22:53Speaker 03

  The Cellar, yeah.

• 1:22:53Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:22:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:54Speaker 03

  No, my mom's Cellar.

• 1:22:59Speaker 04

  The book seller.

• 1:23:08Speaker 04

  Your mom loves the gays.

• 1:23:10Speaker 03

  Loves the gays.

• 1:23:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, she loves to pack her basement with those gays.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  God, I hate you. But, um, my point being is, is that even like, um, if you, even other nationalities and, and color, you know, I, there's so many other people I would choose before the ones they put up, you know what I mean? But it's out of loyalty and that kind of thing before anything else, and I, I hate that.

• 1:23:34Speaker 03

  I did a show there once, and it was pretty tough. When you're the only gay guy on a show, and the audience is just primed for some straight white man comedy. And there are some funny straight white men. I'm not here to say that all straight white men aren't funny. There are some funny straight white men out there. But it was, um, it was me, um, I can't even remember who all they were, but I remember they were big names. It was like Patton Oswalt was one, who's really funny, actually.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  He's the best.

• 1:23:57Speaker 03

  Actually, as if that's a hot take. Believe it or not.

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  He's great.

• 1:24:01Speaker 04

  He is a guy and he's straight.

• 1:24:02Speaker 03

  But it was other, like, it was, but, but he's not like a machismo.

• 1:24:05Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  Alpha male.

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  He's a Disney character. But I mean, there was like some like.

• 1:24:08Speaker 04

  He's fat too.

• 1:24:08Speaker 03

  There was some like, what's up with women and their pussy?

• 1:24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:12Speaker 03

  Like, my wife won't shut the fuck up.

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:15Speaker 03

  And, uh, there was one lady on there who was like, uh, a guy's comic. She was not a lady's comic. I cannot, I cannot remember her name. I don't, I wouldn't even know if you said it. But she was like, uh, she was like a comedian who's like.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  Did she kill?

• 1:24:27Speaker 03

  She didn't kill.

• 1:24:28Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:24:29Speaker 03

  But the vibe, the vibe was like really, they were like, we want some straight white man coming. Then I came out and honestly, my bits were really fucking funny and that got them on my side. But the amount of work I had to do to get them out of the straight white man like, ah, what's up with these pussies?

• 1:24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:47Speaker 04

  What is up with them?

• 1:24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's interesting, comedy has now, there is now a real alpha male, like, you know, um.

• 1:24:57Speaker 04

  There's like a bro-ness.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  It's like, bro, that's a bro. Like, I'm still kind of a part, I'm, I think I'm a part of that, no or no? Like, in my ecosystem, there's a lot of bro.

• 1:25:05Speaker 04

  You are.

• 1:25:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:06Speaker 03

  I would say, when I think of you as a comedian, I don't know that I consider you bro-y. I think you're kind of part of the, um, a lot of comedians are goofballs, right? But you're the, the like, I'm not afraid to get naked and show my balls.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  That's me.

• 1:25:19Speaker 03

  But I'm not really, but, but I'm not.

• 1:25:21Bobby Lee?

  Here I am.

• 1:25:23Speaker 03

  But I'm not gonna hit you in your balls as a, as a joke.

• 1:25:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:26Speaker 03

  Like, I'll show my balls, I'll, but like, you know the bro, like, nut tap.

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah. I don't do nut tap.

• 1:25:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't expect me to do nut tap.

• 1:25:32Speaker 04

  Soaking, soaking.

• 1:25:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, more soaking than nut tapping.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:35Speaker 03

  Nut sucking, but not nut tapping. But I don't, I mean, are you, you're, you're bro-er than we are, the three of us.

• 1:25:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, but still.

• 1:25:43Speaker 04

  There's like a class of comedians that are.

• 1:25:45Bobby Lee?

  But the people, my group of guys, you know what I mean, like Theo and these type of guys are like more in the bro.

• 1:25:50Speaker 03

  Oh, Theo Von is like the bro-est of bros.

• 1:25:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:53Speaker 03

  Are you like, are you and Joe Rogan in the same class?

• 1:25:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're in the same, I'm in the same ecosystem of his. He's the president of the bros, yeah. But there's a little bit of Mark Maron in me too, though, you know what I mean? You know, I'm sort of kind of in his thing too, so, but, um.

• 1:26:05Speaker 04

  You're like the altiest of the bros, I feel.

• 1:26:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah. Is Santino a bro, you think?

• 1:26:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:13Speaker 03

  I don't know Santino.

• 1:26:14Speaker 04

  He's like a golf bro.

• 1:26:15Bobby Lee?

  You know Andrew Santino?

• 1:26:16Speaker 04

  Red, redhead.

• 1:26:16Bobby Lee?

  Red hair. I do a podcast with him called Bad Friends.

• 1:26:19Speaker 03

  I'm sure it's a great podcast.

• 1:26:21Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 1:26:21Speaker 03

  I'm sure it's fine.

• 1:26:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude? We were doing fine.

• 1:26:25Bobby Lee?

  Anything you want to do, I want to say, Bob, would you come back here?

• 1:26:29Speaker 03

  I would love to come back.

• 1:26:30Bobby Lee?

  I think we have good chemistry.

• 1:26:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I agree.

• 1:26:32Bobby Lee?

  I think it's good.

• 1:26:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is really fun, and I also enjoy your friends as well.

• 1:26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:36Speaker 03

  They seem like-

• 1:26:37Bobby Lee?

  You gotta come back too.

• 1:26:38Speaker 03

  And your, your crew is-

• 1:26:40Bobby Lee?

  We gotta do this again. We gotta do this again.

• 1:26:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm in.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  I had a blast with you.

• 1:26:43Speaker 03

  Are you kicking me out now?

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm, we just do an hour.

• 1:26:46Speaker 03

  Oh, that's fair, that's valid, super valid.

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't, you know, you want to do more?

• 1:26:49Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 1:26:50Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 1:26:50Speaker 03

  It's me doing stand-up. What is this? Oh, this is my special, this is my special Walkman in a Dress.

• 1:26:54Speaker 04

  Check it out.

• 1:26:55Speaker 03

  Feel free to go check out my special, it is available for free on, um, YouTube, and I believe it was the-

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's stop, please pause for a second.

• 1:27:04Speaker 03

  Are you gonna try to name that club?

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  No. That's, that's how you perform?

• 1:27:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 1:27:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, I do, I do, I do stand-up out of drag too. Like, if I'm doing someone else's show, I don't get in drag for other people's shows.

• 1:27:17Speaker 04

  But you're headlining shows, you do get in drag.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, if I'm headlining, I do.

• 1:27:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do drag, that's interesting to me.

• 1:27:21Speaker 04

  You feel like you need, you owe that, your audience that?

• 1:27:23Speaker 03

  Sometimes, sometimes I feel like they won't want to come see me if I'm not dressed up.

• 1:27:27Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 1:27:28Speaker 03

  But I also love dressing up, like, I like to dress up, it's, it's, it's not, it's not like a, a means to an end for me.

• 1:27:33Bobby Lee?

  I want to dress up.

• 1:27:34Speaker 03

  It's, it's kind of like how, like, like-

• 1:27:36Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, would you put Bobby in drag?

• 1:27:38Speaker 03

  Bobbianna.

• 1:27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bobbianna.

• 1:27:40Speaker 04

  Because you don't have any daughters, right?

• 1:27:41Speaker 03

  No, I have a few.

• 1:27:42Bobby Lee?

  You have a few?

• 1:27:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:43Bobby Lee?

  What does daughter mean?

• 1:27:43Speaker 03

  They're like a drag daughter, like, I taught, like, I mentored them through drag.

• 1:27:45Bobby Lee?

  I want to be a drag daughter.

• 1:27:46Speaker 03

  Honestly, Bob and Bob, Bob and Bobby.

• 1:27:49Bobby Lee?

  Let me be a drag daughter.

• 1:27:50Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 1:27:50Speaker 03

  The Bob and Bobby Show.

• 1:27:51Speaker 04

  This could be a documentary.

• 1:27:53Bobby Lee?

  My favorite documentary is Paris is Burning.

• 1:27:55Speaker 03

  You have to shave the goatee, though. A lot of people, they, they, they want to keep the goatee, I'm not, I'm not gonna be-

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  Can I keep the mustache?

• 1:28:02Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:28:02Speaker 04

  He can't glue it down?

• 1:28:04Speaker 03

  No, but-

• 1:28:04Bobby Lee?

  What about prosthetic?

• 1:28:05Speaker 03

  How long does it take to, to grow it back?

• 1:28:07Bobby Lee?

  Forty-three years.

• 1:28:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't have, I don't have forty-three years to grow this back.

• 1:28:13Speaker 03

  You, you have to shave it.

• 1:28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not doing it then.

• 1:28:15Speaker 03

  That's, that's-

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  That's your thing, that's fucking crazy.

• 1:28:17Speaker 03

  That's my thing, these are my standards.

• 1:28:19Bobby Lee?

  You, you shave yours?

• 1:28:20Speaker 03

  Did you see my face with a beard on it just now?

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  So you haven't done it in a while?

• 1:28:24Speaker 03

  Hold up, pictures of me in drag, yeah, I, I haven't done a, a drag show since, um, my US tour ended, so-

• 1:28:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:28:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've, I've been out of, but I, I, I, when I dress in drag, there, there's nothing wrong with bearded drag, I don't want no bearded drag means are here coming for me. But, but not my, not in my house, honey, not my dog.

• 1:28:40Speaker 04

  Not in your backyard, okay?

• 1:28:41Speaker 03

  That's me all, all-

• 1:28:42Bobby Lee?

  And that's Madonna.

• 1:28:43Speaker 03

  That's Madonna.

• 1:28:44Bobby Lee?

  What's she like?

• 1:28:45Speaker 03

  She's pretty cool, I mean, a lot of people expect a crazy story, but bear in mind, I met Madonna in her sixties. So, there is no crazy stories, she's not- I don't think she, I don't think she even really drinks. Like she'll like hold a glass in her hand, but she's not even really drinking. I don't think she ever really drank, to be honest.

• 1:29:00Speaker 04

  But have you had dinner with her?

• 1:29:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:02Speaker 04

  Oh, you have?

• 1:29:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:03Speaker 04

  That's exciting.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. Madonna is what you expect. She is funny. She's kind of a diva.

• 1:29:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:29:08Speaker 03

  She's kind of a woman in her sixties. She has six kids. Uh, she is the queen of pop, but also a mother of six, but also a boomer.

• 1:29:17Speaker 04

  Are you nervous?

• 1:29:18Speaker 03

  No, I, I-

• 1:29:19Speaker 04

  When you're having dinner with her?

• 1:29:20Speaker 03

  No, I'm, I'm very comfortable around Madonna. Very, very comfortable.

• 1:29:22Speaker 04

  I would be so nervous.

• 1:29:23Speaker 03

  She's, she's a really cool cat. Who, who was at dinner with us? We, we, we, we did, we, we have like a film dinner. We were promoting her tour. It was, it was a, there were some comedians there. Um.

• 1:29:33Speaker 04

  I've had dinner with-

• 1:29:34Speaker 03

  Meg Stalter. You don't know Meg Stalter? You know Meg Stalter?

• 1:29:39Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 1:29:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:40Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:29:40Speaker 03

  She's for the girls today.

• 1:29:41Speaker 04

  Oh, she's in Hacks.

• 1:29:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  And then, uh, what, what's her name? Kate Berlant?

• 1:29:47Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:29:47Speaker 03

  You don't know Kate Berlant either?

• 1:29:49Speaker 04

  He's, he's the other side of comedy. Like this is our side of comedy. He's the other, he's the bro side.

• 1:29:56Speaker 03

  Kate Berlant had a show on Broadway.

• 1:29:58Speaker 04

  He doesn't know Broadway.

• 1:29:59Speaker 02

  He refuses to watch Wicked.

• 1:30:02Speaker 04

  Yeah. No, yeah. She's gotta go. Ah, she's gotta go.

• 1:30:08Bobby Lee?

  It's not good.

• 1:30:09Speaker 03

  It's the, how do you know? You haven't seen it?

• 1:30:11Bobby Lee?

  I refuse.

• 1:30:12Speaker 03

  It's the theatrical event. Unhand me!

• 1:30:14Bobby Lee?

  It can't-

• 1:30:15Speaker 03

  It is the theatrical event of the year.

• 1:30:19Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 1:30:20Speaker 04

  What, what is?

• 1:30:21Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 1:30:21Speaker 03

  What? What is? What is then?

• 1:30:22Bobby Lee?

  Nosferatu.

• 1:30:23Speaker 03

  Nosferatu?

• 1:30:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:25Speaker 03

  Is the theatrical event of the year.

• 1:30:27Bobby Lee?

  A complete unknown.

• 1:30:28Speaker 03

  No. Okay, so what's your problem with Cynthia Revo? Or Ariana Grande? Or, um-

• 1:30:35Speaker 04

  You know, it's for joy.

• 1:30:37Speaker 03

  Or Peter Dinklage?

• 1:30:38Speaker 04

  You don't think Dinklage is not in it?

• 1:30:39Speaker 02

  He's the goat.

• 1:30:41Speaker 04

  Oh, he plays the goat?

• 1:30:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:43Speaker 04

  Oh my, stupid. No, cut that out.

• 1:30:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I want people to think I'm funny. Please, please don't leave that.

• 1:30:52Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anyway, thanks for being on the-

• 1:30:56Speaker 03

  You have to see it.

• 1:30:57Bobby Lee?

  I won't, won't.

• 1:30:57Speaker 03

  So what about when people are talking about it? You don't wanna, you don't feel left out?

• 1:31:00Bobby Lee?

  No, my group never talks about it.

• 1:31:03Speaker 04

  Oh, that's-

• 1:31:04Bobby Lee?

  No one has ever come up. No one's ever, it's never come up in my group.

• 1:31:08Speaker 04

  I guarantee you Santino has watched it.

• 1:31:10Bobby Lee?

  No, he refuses.

• 1:31:11Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:12Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:31:14Speaker 04

  Wicked is a-

• 1:31:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, really? She has said four-

• 1:31:19Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:31:20Speaker 03

  This is why.

• 1:31:22Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe this.

• 1:31:23Speaker 03

  When she asks questions, you're like, do you even know what a fucking drama teacher is?

• 1:31:26Bobby Lee?

  I never said that. I never said that, Bob.

• 1:31:28Speaker 03

  And then you also gave her this accent she doesn't have.

• 1:31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. In fact, I had a friend that was the green witch on the actual Broadway version. I was in New York. Her name was Nicole Parker. And she played it for a couple of years. And she was like, you know, Judd Apatow's come and all these people have come. Can you come see? I know you're in New York.

• 1:31:48Speaker 03

  You didn't come?

• 1:31:50Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:31:50Speaker 03

  Because it's a.

• 1:31:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, I'll have lunch. I'll have lunch with you.

• 1:31:53Speaker 03

  Because it's a good show. But you'll go see your friends do stand up?

• 1:31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:57Speaker 03

  And you know halftime is gonna be horrible.

• 1:32:02Bobby Lee?

  I, I know what it's about.

• 1:32:04Speaker 03

  What is it about? What is Wicked about?

• 1:32:06Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, okay, let me just get, if I'm in the ballpark, let's say, okay?

• 1:32:10Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:32:10Bobby Lee?

  There's a school, like a witch school, right?

• 1:32:14Speaker 03

  It's not a witch school.

• 1:32:15Bobby Lee?

  Whatever, Ariana Grande is there. She's the popular girl at the witch school.

• 1:32:19Speaker 03

  Okay, that's true.

• 1:32:20Bobby Lee?

  And then the green one comes, which he was a witch, a green witch, she gets bullied and teased.

• 1:32:25Speaker 03

  Okay, this is true.

• 1:32:26Bobby Lee?

  And it, and then, but they bond together.

• 1:32:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:32:29Bobby Lee?

  The good one and her, right?

• 1:32:30Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:32:31Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, at the end.

• 1:32:32Speaker 03

  Well, you're a little wrong because Ariana's not really the good one.

• 1:32:36Bobby Lee?

  No, she's a bad one.

• 1:32:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, the green one is a good one.

• 1:32:37Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:32:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:32:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, but they become friends or something. They, they double up. And at the end, she's pushed in to be the bad one, the, the green one. I don't know what happens, but.

• 1:32:49Speaker 03

  But am I in the right, am I in the right ballpark?

• 1:32:51Bobby Lee?

  You're in the ballpark. Why would I need to see it then?

• 1:32:53Speaker 05

  Sounds like you have seen it. It sounds like you've seen it.

• 1:32:56Bobby Lee?

  Did you watch it?

• 1:32:57Speaker 03

  You're in, you're, you're at home under your sheet.

• 1:32:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:59Speaker 03

  So if you're ever gonna find me, look to the western sky.

• 1:33:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:05Speaker 03

  Come out and act like you have it.

• 1:33:06Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:33:06Speaker 03

  So people won't think.

• 1:33:07Bobby Lee?

  I've seen, I've, I've seen the movie four times.

• 1:33:12Bobby Lee?

  I saw the movie four times.

• 1:33:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:33:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:33:14Speaker 03

  You're lying.

• 1:33:16Speaker 05

  He's seen it before.

• 1:33:17Speaker 03

  You're lying.

• 1:33:19Speaker 05

  Why did you have to lie about?

• 1:33:20Speaker 04

  Why did you lie?

• 1:33:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause I don't like, right, so look.

• 1:33:23Speaker 03

  You have a.

• 1:33:23Bobby Lee?

  No, check Rumble. Alright, so library, this is my library, right? Recent movies, purchased movies, right? Wicked.

• 1:33:31Speaker 03

  So I, I was right, you're under the sheets.

• 1:33:33Speaker 04

  You are under the sheets.

• 1:33:35Speaker 05

  Why did you break this down, Bob?

• 1:33:36Speaker 04

  You know every lyric.

• 1:33:38Bobby Lee?

  I, I've seen it four times, I love it.

• 1:33:40Speaker 03

  Do you think you'd have been good in it?

• 1:33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:41Speaker 03

  Do you think that if you were younger, you could have been Bo Nang?

• 1:33:45Bobby Lee?

  And older.

• 1:33:47Speaker 03

  Well, Bo Nang, well, you couldn't be a college student.

• 1:33:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, no, then.

• 1:33:51Speaker 03

  But Bo Nang, but you.

• 1:33:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember Bo.

• 1:33:53Speaker 03

  Could you have been Bo Nang's character?

• 1:33:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't care. I would never do it. But it's a good movie.

• 1:33:57Speaker 03

  And I don't believe you. You probably auditioned.

• 1:33:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't. Oh, trust me, I would not, I didn't audition.

• 1:34:01Speaker 03

  Do you audition?

• 1:34:02Bobby Lee?

  I do. I never get the big ones.

• 1:34:05Speaker 03

  What's the biggest movie you've done?

• 1:34:08Bobby Lee?

  The dictator and Borderlands, this just came out.

• 1:34:12Speaker 03

  Dictator's a big movie.

• 1:34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Borderlands came out with, but that failed.

• 1:34:17Speaker 03

  But you, dictator is a big movie, bigger than anything I've ever done.

• 1:34:19Bobby Lee?

  I've done a bunch of movies in my life. I did, um, a couple of Harold and Kumar's.

• 1:34:24Speaker 03

  So you do the big ones.

• 1:34:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what?

• 1:34:28Speaker 03

  You said you'd never get the big ones.

• 1:34:30Bobby Lee?

  Lately.

• 1:34:31Speaker 03

  Well, no one can stay on top forever unless you're like Meryl Streep or.

• 1:34:33Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, thank you.

• 1:34:34Speaker 03

  Or, you know, but you're doing pretty well. You're, you're not on the bottom.

• 1:34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've done Sex and the City, I've done some guest stars.

• 1:34:40Speaker 03

  Not a movie. Were you in the movie?

• 1:34:43Bobby Lee?

  Reservation talk.

• 1:34:44Speaker 03

  Were you in the movie Sex and City? We're talking about movies.

• 1:34:48Bobby Lee?

  Dude, oh, bro.

• 1:34:50Speaker 03

  Oh, wait.

• 1:34:50Bobby Lee?

  Bob?

• 1:34:51Speaker 05

  He's a big movie fan, too.

• 1:34:52Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, Bob, Rob, fuck off, dude, okay? I love you. And, and, and, okay, let's be completely honest, okay? I never saw Wicked.

• 1:35:02Speaker 03

  You bought it and didn't watch it?

• 1:35:03Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen it yet, I haven't seen it. Anyway, give Bob a round of applause. Give Bob a round of applause, give Bob a round of applause. What a great, what a great guest, right? Peter, can, give him a round of applause, everybody, yeah, yeah. And, um, thank you, please come back.

• 1:35:38Speaker 07

  Hey, it's Adam Grant from Ted's Rethinking Podcast.

• 1:35:41Speaker 05

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