Bonus #199 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 14 w/ Noah Savage [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld The Coach of the Crazy JP McDade calls his latest maniac — the D1 demon Noah Savage — off the bench and into the game to discuss the boys’ golf excursions, Noah’s experience playing D1 basketball at Princeton, turning down beautiful Swiss women when he played overseas, juicing his basketball highlight reels with artfully edited missed shots, the gay humor divide between Black and white players in the locker room, Princeton townies turned cops, and much more. Noah, JP and Stav help callers including a guy who’s offended that his old buddies never told him that their old friend turned out to be a murderer and died himself, and a caller with a searing question about threesome etiquette. Follow Noah Savage on social media: https://noahsavage.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@NoahSavageYoutube https://www.instagram.com/noahsavagecomic/ Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎤 Watch Stav's new special Uncle Stav on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/82055929 ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld 🎟️ See Stavvy live!! 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 01

  Hey, it's Debbie and a team guests. This one's a bit fucking rough, but I'm gonna try and keep it short. A couple weeks or months ago, I found out one of my oldest friends was involved in a grand theft auto where he

• 1:15Speaker 02

  No dry snitch from the pod.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  To my knowledge, randomly murdered a girl, stole her car and died in a police shootout.

• 1:22Stavros Halkias?

  That's a little different than a grand theft.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, you led with grand theft.

• 1:25Stavros Halkias?

  I say, Louis, start with, my friend was involved in a murder.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28Speaker 04

  This may not be the right podcast to call right now, or the right phone call to make.

• 1:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would, I would have gone with a lawyer.

• 1:35Speaker 04

  I know about a murder.

• 1:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:37Speaker 02

  This might get played in court. Wouldn't be the first time.

• 1:41Speaker 01

  My knowledge, randomly murdered a girl, stole her car and died in a police shootout.

• 1:47Stavros Halkias?

  Oh.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  That alone is like fucked up enough, but I found this out about a year after the fact. And

• 1:56Stavros Halkias?

  After he died?

• 1:57Speaker 01

  The wild part is, is this person I spent my summers with, my like high school years with, a giant group of friends. But not one single person told me about this until about a year later from some random stranger who sent me the video of the police shootout.

• 2:12Stavros Halkias?

  That's how they told you, they show you the fucking shaky footage?

• 2:16Speaker 01

  Is it appropriate for me to get fucking just so upset about no one telling me about this? There was a like whole funeral service and everything, but not one single person that I spent on the daily throughout high school and like college with didn't tell me. I know it's a fucked up situation, but

• 2:36Stavros Halkias?

  Really weird. His reaction is bizarre.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:39Stavros Halkias?

  You think the fucked up thing that happened, an innocent woman lost her life because your idiot friend stole her car, shot her, and then at cops? And you're mad that people you went to college with didn't tell you about? Well, what have, we can all agree, been a weird funeral.

• 2:59Speaker 04

  He's like, I already, I already made the R I P t-shirts and nobody fucking told me.

• 3:04Stavros Halkias?

  I, I gotta say, this feels like the craziest loser energy of like looking for something to be mad at when there is ju, you, how you feel. I can't imagine somebody who matters less in this situation than you.

• 3:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:23Stavros Halkias?

  It's crazy to me that you have made this a personal, here's the thing.

• 3:30Stavros Halkias?

  I guess what you're asking is like, is it appropriate to be mad that I found out nobody that I'm insufferable and nobody likes me, like through a tragedy? Through a weird tragedy that like, what are you mad at? Why are you mad at your frie, you're like, and yeah, that's bad enough. It's like, no, no, that's where it stops. That's where it stops. If like somebody I was

• 3:56Speaker 04

  Like, nobody, nobody told me about nine 11?

• 3:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  Why didn't anybody tell me?

• 4:00Speaker 02

  That's not the bad part. You referred him as like one of his oldest friends, but obviously like they

• 4:04Stavros Halkias?

  Well, you don't really know him that well. If the guy killed the fucking lady and you didn't even notice. If he was dead for a year and it didn't even cross your desk until a guy you played fucking flip cup with mentioned it offhand, you have no fuck, I mean, your attitude here, and again, I'm basing this all off of this one interaction. You sound like a fucking, like a kid who's mad that like you let everybody use your Super Nintendo and then they didn't invite you to their party. Clearly you were a fucking loser in college and annoying, because the way that you're just reacting to this is fucking insane, dude. Like, that's what you're, again, that's what you're mad at? How fucking old are you, bro?

• 4:45Stavros Halkias?

  That you care that you're like, nah, I'm, I'm not, I'm all, I'm coming off a bender yesterday, so I'm not as mentally sharp as I like to be usually. I can't nail this guy 100%, but I'm picking up on like, it's like, well, it's just not right. It's like, it's like their manners were wrong. It's like, well, as a, as your old friend who we used to go to thirsty Thursdays every fucking week, you must tell me about a funeral announcement. It's like, first of all, again, you wanted to go to that funeral? If eldest killed, if my best friend murdered a woman?

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Well, is he just finding out recently that the guy died over like a year ago?

• 5:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If the fact that it didn't occur to you

• 5:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:26Stavros Halkias?

  That this guy died

• 5:27Speaker 02

  You weren't that close.

• 5:28Stavros Halkias?

  Means you weren't close.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  I'm thinking about, I'm trying to put myself in his shoes because my fantasy football league with my college friends is starting up again. Filled with murderers?

• 5:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  And if anyone, like, yeah, I play with guys in jail. But if any of them killed

• 5:42Stavros Halkias?

  And when they beat me, I taunt them. I'm like, I know what pussy feels like. I remember what pussy feels like.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  I win all their ramen noodles if I win the league. But, yeah, trying to, no, because you're clearly not keeping in touch very much with these guys if you're just finding out this late after the fact that the guy killed someone and you didn't know them that well to begin with.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  You'd be in the car if you're a good friend.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Right.

• 6:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  You'd be murdering Your body.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  Double, this reminds me of not getting invited to a wedding energy.

• 6:10Stavros Halkias?

  That's exactly right. That's exactly right. Why am I not the best, why am I not a groomsman? We were friends in college. You're 35 and you don't keep in touch. That's why you weren't at the wedding and that's why you weren't at the fucking murderer's funeral.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then once you have a wedding or murder somebody, you realize the world can be like, you know, you probably have nine goddamn mic uncles. I don't know who's gonna get invited is.

• 6:33Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  And you don't care. You go, it's so hard to plan a wedding. I'm like, cut people, you feel bad, you feel bad for the person who got murdered. You don't feel bad for yourself not invited to the news of the murder.

• 6:44Stavros Halkias?

  It's like, you don't feel bad about your friend being driven to crime. You don't feel bad for the tragedy that occurred, and you ultimately don't feel bad for the completely innocent bystander who gave her life? I mean, dude, I

• 6:57Speaker 04

  I missed out on a year of good gossip.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  You know that guy?

• 7:04Stavros Halkias?

  That's literally it, JP. He's mad that he was left out of the like, did you hear Justin killed a lady? Conversations like, you're, that's what it is, dude. You nailed it. I mean, I'm sorry, maybe you're a more complicated person than this, but I have to say, your tone strikes me as bizarre.

• 7:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 7:22Stavros Halkias?

  The fact that this is what you're thinking about here is fucking nuts.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  And I've, I've known a murderer or two, and guess what? People don't love hearing about it.

• 7:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  It's not the most riveting topic of conversation.

• 7:33Stavros Halkias?

  No, it's fucking weird.

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:36Stavros Halkias?

  Huh, very, very funny. So, yeah, I don't know what, and let me ask you this. What are you gonna say to these people? Hey, um,

• 7:44Speaker 02

  I started to go fund me for his family, fuck.

• 7:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like, I just don't get like, how would you bring this up? Hey, I noticed I wasn't invited to the funeral.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:56Stavros Halkias?

  You go to his mom who like wants to kill herself because her hus, her child killed a woman?

• 8:01Speaker 02

  She changed her name.

• 8:02Stavros Halkias?

  Like, like, who do you even complain to, motherfucker? And do you think the most annoying guy they fucking went to college with? I mean, clearly you're annoying, because if you care about this, you were annoying and you cared about rules maybe too? Were you an RA or something?

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 8:18Stavros Halkias?

  Anyway, I, I, maybe I'm completely

• 8:19Speaker 02

  You have to report this right away.

• 8:22Stavros Halkias?

  You just, you're a messy bitch that lives for drama and you're mad, you're mad that they didn't let you be messy for a year. You're absolutely correct, JP, that's beautiful.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  The peak of the gossip.