#165 - Ali Macofsky

Ali Macofsky returns to the pod to discuss her highly anticipated fat arc, her messed up dreams while traveling on the east coast, how she’s going bald, why she stopped seeing her unlicensed witch doctor, what some guys on the subway were saying about Stav, and much more. Ali and Stav help callers including an HVAC tech who’s wondering about the ethics of hitting on a client while he’s on the clock, and a woman who’s insecure that all her boyfriend’s exes have a bigger rack than her. Follow Ali Macofsky on social media: https://alimacofsky.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@notalimac https://www.instagram.com/notalimac https://www.tiktok.com/@notalimac Thank you to our sponsors! Visible.com - promo code SWITCH26 ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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• 0:57Stavros Halkias?

  Welcome, everyone, to Stavi's World. 904-800-STOP. Call in, we'll solve all your problems. Returning fan favorite, Ally Macofsky.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:10Stavros Halkias?

  That's right. Bringing in 2026. As we all know, mid-January at this point. We were just talking about our New Year's resolutions. You were considering getting fat.

• 1:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think I should get really fat.

• 1:25Stavros Halkias?

  That would be awesome.

• 1:26Speaker 03

  I think like, I think it would be good for me.

• 1:29Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. Spiritually?

• 1:31Speaker 03

  Well, yeah.

• 1:32Stavros Halkias?

  Career-wise?

• 1:33Speaker 03

  I think all the above.

• 1:34Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  I think, I think I just like need a change and I think everyone's getting really skinny right now.

• 1:40Stavros Halkias?

  True.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  And so I could kind of tap into the overweight female comic.

• 1:45Stavros Halkias?

  Zag.

• 1:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:46Stavros Halkias?

  Well, historically, show business treated fat women really well.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  Well, I think for like one person. I think like you get one fat woman for like every five years.

• 1:57Stavros Halkias?

  I know, that's what I'm saying is like, uh, it seems like a bad idea on the surface.

• 2:01Speaker 03

  I think it's a bad idea in general, but I think for me, it's a good idea.

• 2:05Stavros Halkias?

  I kinda see what you're saying.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  Cause I do think I wear, like sometime, like I've never been very fat, but I think sometimes when I get a little thicker in the face, I wear it kind of well. I think it looks good on me.

• 2:16Stavros Halkias?

  You know, I not, I don't want to disrespect you and it's not disrespect, cause I love the fat community.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:21Stavros Halkias?

  I think you'd make a great fat person.

• 2:23Speaker 03

  I think so too.

• 2:25Stavros Halkias?

  Kinda spiritually, you kinda are fat.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:27Stavros Halkias?

  Cause you like trash.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  And it's annoying to be my size, which is like very much average.

• 2:33Stavros Halkias?

  Right in the middle, right down the middle.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  And talk about food, the way I talk about it, it's very like pick me, like to the fat community.

• 2:39Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, on tour, remember you were fucking talking, like what were you talking about, your McDonald, like your?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  I talk, yeah, anything.

• 2:45Stavros Halkias?

  You just love trash.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  I love garbage food. I was just in Rochester and they're known for something called a garbage plate. And I'm like, that's what I want. Like I love eating slop.

• 2:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:54Speaker 03

  I love slop, but it does feel like whenever I'm around fat people and I'm like trying to connect, it does feel disingenuous. And so I think instead of talking about it, I need to be about it.

• 3:05Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  You know?

• 3:06Stavros Halkias?

  Put your money where your mouth is. Get fat as shit.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. And I like, yeah, I come from like a long line of, you know, heavy people.

• 3:13Stavros Halkias?

  So it's coming for you.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  It's coming for me.

• 3:15Stavros Halkias?

  One way or another, this is you rationalizing what is gonna happen regardless.

• 3:20Speaker 03

  I'm just like letting people know so they're not shocked when they see me in a couple of months and I'm huge. I don't want them to be like, oh.

• 3:28Stavros Halkias?

  That would be awesome.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  I'll be like, no, I've been talking about this.

• 3:31Stavros Halkias?

  I love that. I think you would actually crush it. And yeah, you do have a fat vibe.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:36Stavros Halkias?

  You're laid back like a fat person.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:38Stavros Halkias?

  You like, and the thing is you are trash.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:42Stavros Halkias?

  Which there is a big intersection between fat and trash.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 3:45Stavros Halkias?

  And that's why I never take it personally when you talk about fat stuff.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't want it to come off as like.

• 3:52Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, of course.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  We're boys. I get it. Yeah. And you know what?

• 3:58Stavros Halkias?

  What's that?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  This is even more pick me.

• 3:59Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:00Speaker 03

  And I don't wanna like infringe on your brand.

• 4:02Stavros Halkias?

  Please.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  But it is working out for you. I'm, I'm balding. I swear to God, I swear to God, I looked in the mirror, okay. So, so I was doing my hair and I have it like I'm blow drying it and so I have it half up, half down. And, and it's half up, half down, Mo, my boyfriend.

• 4:23Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, shout out to Mo, we love Mo.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  He walks by and he looks at me and he goes, oh my God. And so I'm like, oh no, is there like a spider on my head or do I have like a bunch of dandruff? And I look, there's a, there's a chunk missing.

• 4:35Stavros Halkias?

  A chunk?

• 4:35Speaker 03

  I'll show you.

• 4:36Stavros Halkias?

  A chunk missing?

• 4:38Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 4:39Stavros Halkias?

  Let's see.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Can you see it?

• 4:40Stavros Halkias?

  There is a chunk missing. Holy fuck, I do see it. That is fucked up.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Elvis, do you see the bald spot? Yeah, yeah. So I'm coming for you.

• 4:50Stavros Halkias?

  What do you think that is? The spot?

• 4:52Speaker 03

  I, at first I was like, I have a really high pain threshold, so I'm like, maybe I somehow like ripped it out and just moved on with my day.

• 4:59Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  And then I'm like, that's kind of crazy. And then I was looking it up. I started taking antidepressants. I don't know if you guys can tell.

• 5:07Stavros Halkias?

  Are they, are they working for you?

• 5:08Speaker 03

  You tell me.

• 5:09Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, you seem the same.

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Is there a sparkle in my eye?

• 5:11Stavros Halkias?

  Not really.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 5:14Stavros Halkias?

  I wouldn't say sparkle.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, that's been gone for a while, but.

• 5:18Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know that you ever had one.

• 5:20Speaker 03

  I did, I did.

• 5:21Stavros Halkias?

  Did you?

• 5:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I remember a time where there was a sparkle in my eye.

• 5:24Stavros Halkias?

  Were you drinking?

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Maybe six years old.

• 5:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I met you when I first moved here and you must've been like a child. You were like fucking nineteen or something.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like twenty or nineteen or something.

• 5:33Stavros Halkias?

  And I guess there was a youthful sparkle, but I don't know, not even then.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  You don't think?

• 5:40Stavros Halkias?

  No, because weren't you already sober at like nineteen?

• 5:43Speaker 03

  I think so, yeah.

• 5:43Stavros Halkias?

  That's, when someone's sober at nineteen, they were up to no good at fifteen.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:51Stavros Halkias?

  So, so you kind of, and you did do, I do, I feel like you did some wild shit.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:57Stavros Halkias?

  You know, crashed a lot of cars.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  Crashed some cars.

• 5:59Stavros Halkias?

  Tucking and fucking all around town.

• 6:01Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:04Stavros Halkias?

  So I think you kind of used a lot of your sparkle. You, as we, as we've covered here, you were a child radio star sensation in the greater Los Angeles area.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  I wonder if that's when the sparkle faded, the Hollywood, the rock.

• 6:16Stavros Halkias?

  You used too much.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you had the rock star lifestyle.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  I kind of blew my load early.

• 6:20Stavros Halkias?

  You were a seven year old that did prank calls on like Z 109.8 or whatever the fuck it was.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, me and Ryan Seacrest.

• 6:28Stavros Halkias?

  You and, oh, that's right. Your old, your old colleague.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  He's lost the sparkle in his eye.

• 6:33Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, the sparkle's gone. He's tough. He seemed, he seems like, uh, he feels like, you know, one of, um, did you ever see Behind the Candelabra?

• 6:43Speaker 03

  No.

• 6:43Stavros Halkias?

  The Liberace movie?

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm familiar.

• 6:45Stavros Halkias?

  Where he would get like hot gay guys and make, and like kind of drain them of their life force. He feels like he's one, he's like one of Liberace's boyfriends that's on the way out. Like Liberace has sucked them dry of his life force.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  They say, I don't know, I don't know who they is. There was this one girl in high school, Rachel, and she was like, you have to be careful who you sleep with because the energy transfers. And I was like, don't slut shame me, you bitch. But now looking back.

• 7:12Stavros Halkias?

  That felt pointed at you.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  It was.

• 7:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  And now looking back, I'm like, there might be truth to that because the people who I slept with, they're not giving me energy. There's no transference that's like helping me in any way.

• 7:26Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I don't know that you necessarily read as a high energy individual either, you know, I don't, I don't think, I don't think.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 7:33Stavros Halkias?

  Anyones fucking you and be like, I need some of that zest for life. That's just oozing out of Ally's pores.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  They're like, I need a quiet fuck.

• 7:43Stavros Halkias?

  I need to chill out.

• 7:44Speaker 03

  I need to silent.

• 7:45Stavros Halkias?

  I need to silently, no one makes any noise, nobody comes.

• 7:52Stavros Halkias?

  Um, that's interesting. I don't think it's like a chemical reaction of the sex, but just spending time around someone and caring about, opening, opening up any kind of intimacy with someone, I think can lead to them draining you.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:08Stavros Halkias?

  In a way, in a weird way, if you just don't give a fuck about who you're hooking up with, I don't think they can drain you because you're, you're just like.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  Okay, great. Then I think I'm the drainer.

• 8:17Stavros Halkias?

  I can see that.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I might be the drainer.

• 8:19Stavros Halkias?

  I can see people being like, she just doesn't really respond, like she didn't really say anything, she was kind of weird.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:25Stavros Halkias?

  I thought it'd be fun, but.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  What are you supposed to say during sex?

• 8:28Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think you're supposed to say anything. I agree with you and I think. I think part of it is, for me, my whole life is talking.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 8:37Stavros Halkias?

  My whole life is performance and talking. So, I'm not trying to, I have to have like, I have lines that I have to say. I have to say certain, yeah, if you're in the moment.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  I'm kind of a, I'm kind of a sexual pull toy. I have like three things.

• 8:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you have three.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Your dick's so good.

• 8:55Stavros Halkias?

  You're like a bop it.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  Don't stop.

• 8:58Stavros Halkias?

  Don't stop. Nice dick. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. Nice dick. I'm gonna come.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  Harder.

• 9:07Stavros Halkias?

  Harder, yeah. Twist it. That one still works. Pull it. Twist it. Uh, yeah, I don't know. I, but it's not, I don't think it's about saying stuff. I think it's just about feeling like an active participant.

• 9:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:23Stavros Halkias?

  You know?

• 9:23Speaker 03

  No, I mean, I'm a good sport about it all.

• 9:25Stavros Halkias?

  Sure. Well, I, I just think you have general kinda like waiting in line at the DMV energy a lot of times.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:33Stavros Halkias?

  Like you're, you're very low. So it's like unless, and look, this happens where people flip. Sometimes people are completely opposite of what they're like in real life sexually. But if you bring like your everyday energy to sex, I could see that being annoying.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  You know what? I feel like too, when, when you're in a monogamous relationship, it would be out of character to suddenly be like, yeah. Like it would be concerning.

• 10:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  It would be like,

• 10:01Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I don't know.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Who are you thinking of?

• 10:03Stavros Halkias?

  Totally. You'd be like, are you cheating on me? Are you overcompensating because you're cheating?

• 10:09Speaker 03

  I think with like a, like a one night stand situation, that's when you can,

• 10:12Stavros Halkias?

  It allows you to experiment.

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Daniel Day Lewis. You're like, what am I gonna be tonight?

• 10:16Stavros Halkias?

  I'm gonna create this character.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:19Stavros Halkias?

  That is interesting. Yeah. You can, you can, you're somebody new every time if you, if you want to be.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:25Stavros Halkias?

  Um, yeah, I could see that. I could see that. Yeah. So maybe you're the drainer. Um, I don't know. Have people drained me of my life force? Probably. But again, I think it's not the sex. I think it's just their-

• 10:36Speaker 03

  The energy.

• 10:37Stavros Halkias?

  Just who they are.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:39Stavros Halkias?

  And especially when you really like someone and they don't give a fuck about you. That, they, that is literal draining of your energy where it's like, it's all one way. Uh, if you're in one of those relationships, I could see that.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:50Stavros Halkias?

  I could see that happening. Relationship used broadly. I just mean like, I don't mean like actual dating someone, but so the classic situation ship that's, that's going around, you know, that's, that's the, the, the term right now. Those are probably draining you, but it's not about fucking. Basically, I'm just trying to say, keep busting it wide open, everybody.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:09Stavros Halkias?

  Just make sure you're doing it with people who respect you.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:12Stavros Halkias?

  That's my general. That's my, but don't put the titties away, whatever you do.

• 11:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  I've been having crazy dreams in New York on the East Coast.

• 11:26Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 11:26Speaker 03

  I've been having some very, I had the most random dream. I had a dream that Edgar Wright killed himself in front of me. I don't even know this man like that.

• 11:36Stavros Halkias?

  Like that? What do you mean?

• 11:37Speaker 03

  I don't know. Like, why is he in my frontal cortex?

• 11:40Stavros Halkias?

  Are you a big, do you like his stuff?

• 11:42Speaker 03

  No, I, I mean, yeah, I do.

• 11:43Stavros Halkias?

  The Running Man was, I liked it.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  I haven't seen it yet.

• 11:46Stavros Halkias?

  It was fun. I saw it on 4DX.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  So fun.

• 11:48Stavros Halkias?

  Glenn Powell's got the cheeks out.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Well, but then I had a dream that Glenn Powell was trying to fuck me.

• 11:53Stavros Halkias?

  Mmm.

• 11:55Speaker 03

  He was trying to fuck me so bad.

• 11:57Stavros Halkias?

  And you were like, I'm good, Glenn.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. I was like, Glenn, back, I have a man.

• 12:01Stavros Halkias?

  I have a boyfriend. Oh, that's actually pretty nice. Even in your dreams, you're, you're, uh, you know.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Well, that's the craziest-

• 12:06Stavros Halkias?

  Respectful of mo.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Which is so weird.

• 12:09Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  In my dreams, I should be fucking whoever I want.

• 12:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's your dreams. You can fuck.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  There's been two dreams recently where I've put my man first.

• 12:16Stavros Halkias?

  That's actually beautiful.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  I don't like it. I don't like it. That's not how it should go. I don't want to be fucking my man in my sleep. I'm not even doing it awake. Now I go to bed and I'm like, yeah.

• 12:31Stavros Halkias?

  That's how it starts. You're asleep and most like, you want to suck most dick? You want to fuck? You wanna give Mo Head more?

• 12:40Speaker 04

  He just puts like hypnosis tapes?

• 12:44Speaker 04

  You think you're having vivid dreams? He's like taking over your phone?

• 12:47Speaker 03

  In my Spotify?

• 12:51Speaker 03

  I listen to Dateline to go to bed. The Dateline podcast, yeah.

• 12:54Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, Dateline has a podcast?

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, Keith Morrison, his voice is so incredible for sleep.

• 12:59Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting. Fuck, I guess it makes so much sense that Dateline would have pivoted to podcasts.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I mean, it's just the episodes that they put on TV, but it's just the audio version.

• 13:09Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, they cut out like dead air when they're showing stuff?

• 13:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:13Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting. I guess, I mean, true crime podcasts have just eaten Deadlines lunch.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:19Stavros Halkias?

  Or I'm sorry.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Dateline?

• 13:20Stavros Halkias?

  Dateline, Dateline's lunch, where it's like, cause they would all, they would often have like a special about, this woman had the perfect life until her husband killed her. You know what I mean? Or was it her husband? And I feel like a lot of those shows were the precursor. They do more than just that though, right? Don't they?

• 13:39Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 13:40Stavros Halkias?

  Don't they do more than just like murder stuff?

• 13:43Speaker 03

  No, not really. Like Dateline?

• 13:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  No, it's pretty much all murder. Yeah.

• 13:47Speaker 04

  I've listened to some Dateline stuff recently and it's like just this vintage trashy schlocky tone that like, you know, it doesn't go anywhere near as deep as like a good true crime podcast would. You know what I mean?

• 14:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 14:01Speaker 04

  It's like designed to like watch on your couch while eating a TV dinner. So it's got its own little way.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  There's just like a nice, there's a nice rhythm to it. There's a nice cadence that you can just lock into.

• 14:13Stavros Halkias?

  A formula, a bygone formula.

• 14:15Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 14:16Stavros Halkias?

  I get that. Yeah, I think, I think those true crime podcasts are just inevitably gonna get back to that though. Cause like it starts with you really caring and now it's, they've just become like these sort of money machines. They will get to formulaic at some point, but I could see that being sort of like. Nostalgic to be listening to that.

• 14:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've ne- I never got into like the two girls talking about murder with mimosas.

• 14:43Stavros Halkias?

  I, I agree. The tone is all wrong.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:45Stavros Halkias?

  At least Dateline has the, they have the decency to pretend it's news.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:51Stavros Halkias?

  Even though it's like, it's the same bullshit.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 14:53Stavros Halkias?

  You're, you're just like-

• 14:54Speaker 03

  It's like for the families.

• 14:56Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. It's like, this is, yeah, this is foreclosure and to warn people. It's like, no, it's not.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  No.

• 15:01Stavros Halkias?

  No, it's not at all. But whatever, we can pretend. You have a guy in a suit talking about it, not like a gay guy and like his bitchy friend.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  There's one guy on Dateline, Josh Mankiewicz, Mankiewicz.

• 15:11Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know Josh Mankiewicz.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  I don't like his energy at all. He's a pervert.

• 15:15Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 15:16Speaker 03

  And obviously that's alleged and there's no proof, but the way he talks about stuff, I'm like, you're sick.

• 15:21Stavros Halkias?

  When you say alleged, just from you?

• 15:23Speaker 03

  Just from me. Just the vibe I'm getting, the way he talks. He, he's, there's like kind of a, like you can, there's a lot of saliva in his mouth, it sounds like. And I'm like, why are you foaming at the mouth, you sick fuck? Like, it's just, he's got a heavy mouth.

• 15:39Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe a heavy tongue.

• 15:40Speaker 03

  Maybe a heavy tongue.

• 15:41Stavros Halkias?

  Sometimes people, you can tell when somebody's tongue is a little too big for their mouth.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, the way he talks about stuff, I'm like, shut up.

• 15:47Stavros Halkias?

  Beat it, Mankiewicz.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  You're sick.

• 15:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  You're sick.

• 15:51Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting. Yeah, I used to be a big, I was, we were talking about this, this is a very, like a real generational thing. Like I will tell, like, the idea that I'll tell to like my nephew someday, that I used to fall asleep to terrestrial radio, feels insane.

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Oh, interesting.

• 16:10Stavros Halkias?

  But I really was the last, because we didn't have internet in my house. My parents kinda, my parents had a couple of very foreign things about them, which is like, they didn't want internet. We didn't get, we got dial up when I was like, maybe in eighth grade. And even then you weren't allowed to fucking really use it. And, uh, and we didn't have a microwave until, my dad just thought it was like too science fictiony. He was like, this is unnatural. It's like, what the fuck do you know about anything? Some guy, one Greek guy told them once that it was unhealthy and we, but I remember getting a microwave and being so fucking pissed.

• 16:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:44Stavros Halkias?

  But we didn't have internet, so I did in like even in high school, like how kid, how you like listen to Spotify now or whatever, I was fucking listening to music. Like when I'm playing Madden, I'm listening to the fucking radio and I would go to sleep to Love Line.

• 17:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:01Stavros Halkias?

  On terrestrial radio and it is like that feel telling that to somebody now.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  Wait, what's terrestrial radio?

• 17:07Stavros Halkias?

  With an antenna.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you were saying like you were listening to like alien stories.

• 17:13Stavros Halkias?

  No, that's just a word you don't know.

• 17:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's funny because you weren't really a child star, but it feels like you got the level of education a child star gets where it's like they pull you out of school to act and stuff, but you just went to school with children who were because you grew up in LA.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  No, I mean, I grew up in Long Beach.

• 17:33Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, Long Beach.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:34Stavros Halkias?

  Because I feel like I've seen pictures of you with like the, uh, don't you show like pictures of you with like, did you go to school with, uh, the kids from Big Daddy?

• 17:42Speaker 03

  Well, they, their grandma was my neighbor growing up. So they would like go to their grandma's.

• 17:48Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  And then hang out with me and my sisters.

• 17:50Stavros Halkias?

  That's cool.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  But then they were such assholes when I like, I was working at Lemonade. Do you know Lemonade? It's like a quick service restaurant. I was working there and one of the twins came in and I was like, oh my God, like.

• 18:02Stavros Halkias?

  Good to see you.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, like we grew up, whatever. And it wasn't like one time. They were at my damn birthday party. Like I'm not some like weirdo fuck who's like, whatever. And he was like, okay.

• 18:16Stavros Halkias?

  Wow. Giving you the hi hat.

• 18:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:19Stavros Halkias?

  And it's like, we grew up together.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  Cookies together.

• 18:21Stavros Halkias?

  We grew up together and also by the way, you're not that hot right now. Like, you know what I mean? It'd be one thing if like their life was a nonstop.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 18:30Stavros Halkias?

  But it's like, listen, one of you's in Riverdale.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. And I don't even know which one I'm talking to.

• 18:34Stavros Halkias?

  And I don't know which one you are.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  I don't know who you are.

• 18:37Stavros Halkias?

  I'm just being polite in the way you do when you bump into, I'm not clout chasing.

• 18:41Speaker 03

  No.

• 18:41Stavros Halkias?

  This is just a, it's fun to run into you.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  I'm trying to close a loop.

• 18:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yep.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  I'm trying to close a loop.

• 18:46Stavros Halkias?

  Wow. And, and that's the last interaction you've had with them?

• 18:49Speaker 03

  Well, then I saw one of the other, whatever other brother it was. I don't know.

• 18:54Stavros Halkias?

  Or it could have been the same one.

• 18:56Speaker 03

  At another food service job I had. And I said, you know what? I'm not doing this again.

• 19:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  I'm not falling into this trap.

• 19:03Stavros Halkias?

  Going through this again, yeah.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  I said, do you want more water?

• 19:06Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right. And he threw it in your face.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:08Stavros Halkias?

  Don't fucking look at me.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:10Stavros Halkias?

  Don't fucking look at me. Um, anyway, yeah, terrestrial radio just means radio with an antenna.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:15Stavros Halkias?

  But it does feel like the kind of shit, like when I was growing up, it'd be like somebody telling you they listened to like the phonograph.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 19:22Stavros Halkias?

  Or whatever. Or like, I used to go to vaudeville shows.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 19:26Stavros Halkias?

  You know, it's like, like, if I tell a child that I used to listen to the actual radio, they'll be like, what?

• 19:31Speaker 03

  But you know what?

• 19:32Stavros Halkias?

  They'll be like, what is the radio?

• 19:33Speaker 03

  By the time you tell your nephew, it'll be like, do you know what I just discovered? The radio. I just got one.

• 19:38Stavros Halkias?

  You're right. You're right. There will be a swing back to

• 19:41Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 19:41Stavros Halkias?

  having boom boxes. You're absolutely correct.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:45Stavros Halkias?

  I keep waiting for there to be a genera- it's not, I think it will happen, a generation that like thinks, you know, the internet, whatever is like, they want to get away from it.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:56Stavros Halkias?

  I wonder if that'll happen or if it's just too ingrained in their lives, but I think there will at least be a subculture that's like, we're getting away from this bullshit.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, totally. I feel like kids are gonna start using like flip phones.

• 20:07Stavros Halkias?

  I think so.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:08Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think it's, I think it might need to, it might need like a generation, like we might need to see like how fucking stupid some of these kids right now are about to get.

• 20:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:18Stavros Halkias?

  I think they're gonna get really fucking dumb and I think there might be a swing back. My theory is that rich people are gonna stop letting their kids have screens at all. And they're gonna become like smart, way smarter.

• 20:28Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 20:28Stavros Halkias?

  I think there will be a, a like, uh, economic split on that type of shit, but.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  How old is your nephew?

• 20:36Stavros Halkias?

  He's a baby. He's like 10 months old.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Okay, because I'm an aunt now.

• 20:40Stavros Halkias?

  That's right.

• 20:41Speaker 03

  And my nieces are like around two years old at the moment. And there's something really difficult about being an aunt or an uncle.

• 20:50Stavros Halkias?

  Let's talk about it.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Nowadays, because.

• 20:52Stavros Halkias?

  This is a big aunt and uncle po- I mean, we're both uncles here. This is a big uncle podcast.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, because now I noticed it's hard to be an aunt because kids have like Miss Rachel. And so I'm like, I'm chopped liver.

• 21:05Stavros Halkias?

  Right, especially if you don't live there.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 21:07Stavros Halkias?

  You're interacting with them through a screen, the way they interact with Miss Rachel.

• 21:11Speaker 03

  Yes, but they get Miss Rachel more often.

• 21:13Stavros Halkias?

  They get Miss Rachel more, and she's bringing the heat.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, totally. And it's like, she's talking to them like, hi. And then they see me and I'm like, hey. And they're like, we don't like that voice.

• 21:22Stavros Halkias?

  Smile more, bitch.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, we don't like your energy.

• 21:25Stavros Halkias?

  They catcall you. Would it hurt you to smile, Aunt Ally?

• 21:29Speaker 03

  So now I have to like, compete with this YouTuber.

• 21:31Stavros Halkias?

  Put a little makeup on, Aunt Ally.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  I do notice. I'm like, I feel like when I see them, I do have to put makeup on. Because I feel like if they see me looking haggard, they get scared. I didn't think that would be so funny.

• 21:46Stavros Halkias?

  That's fucking hilarious. You have to fucking dress up for your baby nieces?

• 21:51Speaker 03

  Yeah. Cause I feel like they want someone kind of polished.

• 21:54Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  And if I'm just coming up, coming over, like, waking up, they're like, ew, you're scary.

• 22:01Stavros Halkias?

  That's so fucking funny. Well, is that a different, like, does you, were you, are you the most low maintenance of your siblings?

• 22:07Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 22:08Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha. So their mom probably?

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, my sisters are always like, looking good. Plus also like, when it's your own mom, like, they could look haggard, but they're, it's comforting.

• 22:18Stavros Halkias?

  But yeah, when you're, you're coming in.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  But me, I'm stranger danger. Hi, can I have a hug? Can I have a hug? Hug me.

• 22:26Stavros Halkias?

  How often do you see them? Are they like, cause don't they live, weren't we on the road somewhere and they live there?

• 22:31Speaker 03

  Arizona. Arizona and the Bay Area. So I don't see them super often.

• 22:37Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 22:38Speaker 03

  But there was a time where I was trying to like, be the Miss Rachel of my family and like, make videos and send it to my sisters to show them. So they would like, see me often. But I just don't have the charisma or the charm for like, front-facing videos.

• 22:53Stavros Halkias?

  You can't compete. No, with these, these, she's got it dialed the fuck in.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  It's brutal.

• 22:57Stavros Halkias?

  And you know, she, eh, yeah. That is very funny to be getting outdone by Miss Rachel.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:04Stavros Halkias?

  I love the idea that you were trying to make Stan, not you FaceTime them, you're making videos for them to watch.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:10Stavros Halkias?

  That's really hilarious. You're like, this is how I'll interact with my nieces.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  I'm like a D-list celebrity on Cameo. I'm like, hey.

• 23:16Stavros Halkias?

  You're making cameos for your nieces.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  You might recognize me from family.

• 23:25Stavros Halkias?

  That is fucking awesome. I am, yeah, I'm excited to get a little, I have, I am excited to be in the uncle zone. My brother's in Baltimore. I just kinda wanna see the kid like, I don't know, once a month or so if I can. Cause it's not that far. It's also, but I have noticed, I don't know if this is true for you, now I'm like pissed cause I kinda have to spend my, the holidays with my family.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:49Stavros Halkias?

  Cause it's like, before it was so easy, like, avoid you fucking assholes, I don't care about you. But then, there's a baby, you gotta see the baby.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  You wanna be there for the baby.

• 23:58Stavros Halkias?

  Totally. You don't wanna be the guy who the baby doesn't know, you know what I mean? Cause it's like, and it happens fast.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  Especially as an uncle, I feel like it's similar to like dads where it's like, you could just be a loser.

• 24:09Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, you wanna be there.

• 24:11Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I've made peace with, I will be the strange uncle.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 24:15Stavros Halkias?

  You know, my life's bizarre.

• 24:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:17Stavros Halkias?

  And like, but I need to be there at least so that by the time he figures out how weird I am, he'll have an actual relationship to me.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 24:26Stavros Halkias?

  I don't want him finding out who I am by listening to the Come Town back catalog. You know what I mean? I want him to have an idea of who I.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  The real you.

• 24:34Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I don't want him to have the same opinion of me as like weird Reddit guy, you know what I mean? Like, I want him to actually know me and then be able to fill in some hilarious gaps.

• 24:43Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 24:44Stavros Halkias?

  It will be funny how much we've put out of ourselves though, for like next generations.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  I haven't even thought about that.

• 24:50Stavros Halkias?

  Oh yeah. There's a lot, all, all our fucking disgusting material.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:54Stavros Halkias?

  And just podcasting, I mean, thousands, like I've been talking for thousands of hours.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:59Stavros Halkias?

  Now, the luck, luckily, I don't think they'll give a fucking enough about us to do it. That's the saving grace. Your, your, your nieces are gonna be like, I'm not listening to that busted bitch talk.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. My, my like theory right now on, on the internet and like being out there, at first I was like, I was like, oh, like, I don't know, I just had this warped. I think I was just dumb and I was like, nothing lasts forever. And then with the internet, it really does. And so now I'm like, I'll do anything online because the more that's out there, the harder you can't sift through.

• 25:36Stavros Halkias?

  I kind of understand that logic. And I think to the, for the most part, that will be true. It'll just be, if it ever changes, boy, oh, boy.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:44Stavros Halkias?

  Will there be material out there to sift through? But yeah, whatever. Who, who actually gives a fuck? I don't. It's too late. By the way, too late now.

• 25:51Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 25:52Stavros Halkias?

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• 27:08Stavros Halkias?

  How's the vape? You, you charging the vape?

• 27:09Speaker 03

  I'm charging it up. I love it. So good. I love it. Like before I got in here, it was kind of like hitting in a way where I was getting heart palpitations and I was like, yes.

• 27:21Stavros Halkias?

  That's the good shit.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 27:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  Cause I feel like I vape so much that I don't really feel it.

• 27:25Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 27:26Speaker 03

  And so when it kind of creates some sort of reaction, I'm like, yeah.

• 27:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, even if it's your heart.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:31Stavros Halkias?

  Being like, I need a break. Please stop doing this. But you're like, no, I'm having a rush.

• 27:37Speaker 03

  So good.

• 27:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. What flavor are we working with?

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Just Virginia tobacco. Classic, simple.

• 27:43Stavros Halkias?

  Classic.

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Classic and simple.

• 27:45Stavros Halkias?

  I respect that. With, with your Netflix is a joke power bank?

• 27:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Gotta stay charged. Gotta stay juiced up. Perks of the fest.

• 27:55Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  Perks of the fest. Love a swag bag.

• 28:01Stavros Halkias?

  Are you doing anything about going bald in that patch? Or you're just gonna let it ride?

• 28:04Speaker 03

  Well, the nice thing is I shaved my head before and I look decent bald. I can rock a bald head.

• 28:11Stavros Halkias?

  You've gone fully to, I might have to go bald.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  If I go bald, I accept it.

• 28:14Stavros Halkias?

  So you're gonna get fat as shit and have a buzz cut?

• 28:17Speaker 03

  No, I can't do that. I can't be fat and buzz cut.

• 28:20Stavros Halkias?

  You can't do both?

• 28:22Speaker 03

  Well, I'm just, I'm, I'm tracking the progress. So far, it looks like the follicles are growing back.

• 28:27Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  And I've been blessed with a great head of hair. So I think I'm good.

• 28:32Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  But I'm like, at first I was like, am I gonna have alopecia? Like, am I gonna have to be the new roast master general?

• 28:39Stavros Halkias?

  Is that what he's got?

• 28:41Speaker 03

  Alopecia? Yeah, Jeff Ross.

• 28:42Stavros Halkias?

  That's hilarious.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's got no eyelashes.

• 28:45Stavros Halkias?

  No lashes?

• 28:46Speaker 03

  No lashes, no eyebrows.

• 28:48Stavros Halkias?

  Late in life alopecia? I've never even heard of that.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. But I think this is just a fluke.

• 28:54Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. But I mean, yeah, I can't be-

• 28:56Stavros Halkias?

  It would be funny if you, if Jeff Ross dies, you become, it's like the Santa Claus? Where it's like, have you ever seen the Tim Allen Santa Claus? Where it's like, he becomes the new Santa Claus and like, within like, a couple of days, he's fat as shit and he has a beard?

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 29:09Stavros Halkias?

  If you become the new roast master general, maybe that's what's going on. Maybe Jeff Ross-

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Maybe Jeff is about to die.

• 29:15Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe Jeff Ross is about to die. Every, the balder you get, the closer to death he gets, and the fatter you get. Maybe that's what's going on in your head.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh. It's gonna be so awkward when I see him. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

• 29:28Stavros Halkias?

  I'm so sorry I didn't choose this.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  You're about to die. You're on the way out.

• 29:34Stavros Halkias?

  You better brush up on your fucking roast jokes.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 29:38Stavros Halkias?

  That would be nice, yeah. If it worked that way, if you got to just inherit the generalship.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  Me and David Teller are about to have an incredible friendship.

• 29:46Stavros Halkias?

  You gonna be bumping mics?

• 29:49Speaker 03

  Yay.

• 29:51Stavros Halkias?

  You said, you said before we started that you, on the train here, heard some people talking shit about me.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't want to say that part. I was just gonna be like, they were talking about you. It was so cool, but they were talking shit.

• 30:04Stavros Halkias?

  Should have known there was gonna be the naturals follow up. It's like, oh, cool. What were they saying? You're like, nah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. All press is good press. What?

• 30:15Speaker 03

  I recorded the tail end.

• 30:19Stavros Halkias?

  What, can you just?

• 30:20Speaker 03

  I was too late to get the full thing.

• 30:22Stavros Halkias?

  Just give us like a rundown.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  I'll set it up.

• 30:25Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  I'll set it up before we roll the clip. So I'm on the train and there's three guys, of course, three white men. And it starts out with one of the guys going, um, yeah, I saw Stavros at the gym. You know, Stavros, Halkias?

• 30:41Stavros Halkias?

  I saw him at the gym, okay, interesting.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  I saw him at the gym. Can I shout out the gym?

• 30:45Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 30:48Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely not.

• 30:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, so they're like, whoa, that gym? He's going to that gym? What's he doing there?

• 30:58Stavros Halkias?

  What?

• 31:00Speaker 03

  And I go, are you guys watching Stavi gets ripped? Come on!

• 31:04Stavros Halkias?

  Also, how, what the fuck do they, they're assholes. They're just some fucking three assholes. I'm on, I'm in, this is pissing me off. I can afford a nice gym, you motherfuckers. I'm doing good!

• 31:15Speaker 03

  He's spending that much? Want to use the sauna?

• 31:19Stavros Halkias?

  All right, they got, they got me there. Or was that you? The sauna joke?

• 31:24Speaker 03

  I chimed in.

• 31:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That fat cocksucker. What's he wasting his fucking money for? He should be, I heard he was a planet fin, he's only showing up on the pizza days.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  Um, here's the tail end of that combo.

• 31:40Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think it's legal to do this.

• 31:46Stavros Halkias?

  Can't really hear it.

• 31:53Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, they said that.

• 31:57Stavros Halkias?

  They're not even laughing, which I do. It's like, shit talk me, but at least get a little enjoyment out of it. And I'm not opposed to mocking a fat guy, a fat stranger, but what kills me is they're not even enjoying being like, that fat piece of shit's probably just going for the sauna. They're like, yeah, he probably, it kills me because they're just like, yeah, he probably is. Yeah, I mean, there's no, I was working out, you fucking pricks.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  I know, and the guy who saw you there could have defended you and been like, he was there. I saw him. He was using the elliptical.

• 32:27Stavros Halkias?

  I would, first of all, I'm, I'm following Arnold's, uh, I'm, I'm doing the pump app, Arnold's fit, Arnold's Pump Club. And yes, on this season of Stop It Gets Ripped, I was doing mostly body weight exercises, but I've started moving some real iron.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:41Stavros Halkias?

  So I don't know what this asshole saw, although I will say, if he saw me yesterday, I had a shoulder injury and I was going lighter at the gym.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:48Stavros Halkias?

  But I was move, I was still on the machines.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Let him know, let him know.

• 32:52Stavros Halkias?

  This is pissing me off.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  I know, it really upset me.

• 32:54Stavros Halkias?

  Cause when you, you were like, they were talking shit. I was like, oh, they're, they're calling me unfunny. They're, you know, they're just call, or they're calling me generally fat. But for a guy who saw me at the, you saw me at the gym, motherfucker. What am I supposed to do? You can't win. You, you can't do anything with these motherfuckers. If he had seen me eating fucking pizza, he would have been like, that fat cocksucker. But he saw, you saw me doing lat pull downs.

• 33:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did want to chime in, but I

• 33:20Stavros Halkias?

  That's pretty funny though.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  I had to kind of let, let it.

• 33:22Stavros Halkias?

  Was anything else going on? Did you, they, did they move on?

• 33:26Speaker 03

  No, one of the guys got off and then the conversation pivoted. Yeah. It was kind of like group mentality. I think it was because there was a third guy there. They're like, uh, and Stav's fat at the gym. And then as soon as the guy got off, they're like, what does he do for work again?

• 33:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Okay, nice. It moved to him. They were talking shit on him.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, totally.

• 33:46Stavros Halkias?

  Okay. So this is not a good group of guys.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 33:49Stavros Halkias?

  This is a fucking group of jackals.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  And I think it was like a situation where I did want to chime in and be like, he's actually really trying hard to like, you know, get ripped and his brother is like a fitness guy and like, it's kind of all in the family.

• 34:01Stavros Halkias?

  You know, it's kind of hard, you know?

• 34:03Speaker 03

  But the type of guys it was, I was scared they were going to be like, shut up, you're fat too bitch. Like I didn't know where it was gonna go.

• 34:10Stavros Halkias?

  Well, that's right. Okay. I will say what annoys me about go, so yeah, it's a nicer gym. We won't say what it is.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:15Stavros Halkias?

  But it's like. I was poor and got rich through entertainment. They're clearly just, they've been rich their whole life. They're clearly like New York rich guys who do see not, things that cost more. They see it as an unofficial caste system. Where they're like, we're finance guys. Our dads have been finance guys. We deserve nice things.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:37Stavros Halkias?

  But some fat slob who clawed his way out of the mud through podcasting.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 34:42Stavros Halkias?

  He doesn't deserve to be here. And I, that, I will say getting to do nicer shit, I actually hate it. Cause the people you're around suck.

• 34:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:51Stavros Halkias?

  Like going to a nice gym, it's like, I, I'm, I'm thirty six and I've been working hard as fuck for like, you know, a long time. And I'm like, okay, this is nice. And then you're just there and you see like twenty two year olds and they have like fucking like, you know, some Ivy League or an NYU sweatshirt. And you're like, they didn't pay for that college. They didn't do any, and it's like, they've just had nice shit their whole lives. And it's like, this shit, you should have to work to get nice stuff.

• 35:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:17Stavros Halkias?

  So anyway, fuck those guys. I did let them get to me unfortunately.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 35:23Stavros Halkias?

  But it is, it's like, what do you want? I'm at the gym, you fucking pricks.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  And that would be such a flex to pay so much for a gym membership to just use the sauna. That is kind of a sick.

• 35:34Stavros Halkias?

  And I don't even use the fucking sauna there. I'm there, and I will say a nice gym actually didn't, I thought it was gonna be so awesome. I thought it'd be like you walk in, they give you a little fucking mint cucumber waters.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Nice warm towel.

• 35:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, a nice warm towel. It's just a fucking gym.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:49Stavros Halkias?

  I'm going back to the regular one, man.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  I'm hungry. I know that I got this for you as like a little gift, but could I just start munching on it?

• 35:56Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I'm actually trying to be healthier.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  I'm starting to get the shakes.

• 36:00Stavros Halkias?

  Do you not have brekkie? No, not yet. That's okay. Well, why don't you just enjoy the gift you got me as your breakfast? Thank you. Cause I probably won't, I, I, I probably would have had a bite to be polite, but you know, I have. I have some meal prepped food waiting for me.

• 36:16Speaker 03

  Smell it, though.

• 36:17Stavros Halkias?

  I will smell it. Oh, fuck, that smells fucking awesome.

• 36:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck Lisa, it was bad. Suck my ass.

• 36:23Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah, where's it from?

• 36:24Speaker 03

  The Corner Store. Tough rez to get.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Tough rez to get.

• 36:31Stavros Halkias?

  Lisa, I apologize. I didn't know. I thought you just went to some dumb restaurant. I didn't realize you like had to get a reservation. By the way, she didn't say it was horrible. She just said it was maybe a little overrated.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  Well, you know what? I will.

• 36:42Stavros Halkias?

  Because isn't this like Taylor Swift's favorite restaurant or something?

• 36:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. But I will say in Lisa's defense, the first time I went, it was incredible. And I did notice when we went, it wasn't as good as the last time I was there.

• 36:57Stavros Halkias?

  That's the natural cycle of restaurants.

• 36:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:59Stavros Halkias?

  They get, and the cycle of everything.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  It was still good, though. But I could see if that's your first time going, being like, this is a little bit overhyped.

• 37:05Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 37:06Speaker 03

  But the time I went before was so fucking good.

• 37:09Stavros Halkias?

  Was it still hyped when you went?

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah.

• 37:13Stavros Halkias?

  So delivered on the hype?

• 37:15Speaker 03

  Delivered on the hype. And I was walking down the street after my first time at the Corner Store. And I had a little to-go, to-go box. And people were stopping me. They go, is it good?

• 37:24Stavros Halkias?

  Are you serious?

• 37:25Speaker 03

  And I was telling them.

• 37:26Stavros Halkias?

  Just having the bag.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  Just having the bag. People were like, how was it?

• 37:29Stavros Halkias?

  You're a celebrity just by being there.

• 37:31Speaker 03

  I know, it felt good.

• 37:33Speaker 03

  And.

• 37:33Stavros Halkias?

  This, by the way, this is how you get fat. You go to all these fancy places. You seem like a power player and you're eating like, you know, all the butter. You're like more rolls in butter. You know what I mean? You're, it would be so, getting fat is the best thing in the world. It feels the best. Being fat.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  Cheers.

• 37:51Stavros Halkias?

  Kind of tough.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:52Stavros Halkias?

  But getting, awesome. Staying fat your entire life, there are some health downsides. That looks fucking awesome. I'm fucking jealous. Wait, what is that? It's an apple turnover.

• 38:05Speaker 03

  It's an apple hand pie.

• 38:06Stavros Halkias?

  Save me a bite there, Al.

• 38:09Stavros Halkias?

  The most engaged Elvis has been on. Morning. Don't go too crazy over there with that.

• 38:16Speaker 03

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• 38:17Stavros Halkias?

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• 39:20Stavros Halkias?

  Why don't we do, you know, before we get to the calls, why don't we do a little update? How's, you know, how's your dad doing? You know, we're big Larry fans here.

• 39:27Speaker 03

  I was actually gonna say, should we call him? Have you ever talked, have we ever called him?

• 39:31Stavros Halkias?

  We haven't called him.

• 39:32Speaker 03

  Cause he's, um.

• 39:33Stavros Halkias?

  We met him, he came to the show.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right, you met him.

• 39:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, I met him, I met your cousin.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  You met my cousin?

• 39:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yep, your aunt.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  Yes, okay, so my dad is now on Facebook dating.

• 39:45Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah.

• 39:46Speaker 03

  So he's been, I don't know, like, I don't know if you would want to talk to him about that, but he got ghosted. He got ghosted by a woman in Temecula. And, um.

• 39:57Stavros Halkias?

  How far is that from him?

• 39:59Speaker 03

  Pretty far, so it wasn't gonna ultimately work.

• 40:02Stavros Halkias?

  But they were talking.

• 40:03Speaker 03

  But they were talking and it was, I met her, it was, you know, going kinda well.

• 40:07Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 40:08Speaker 03

  But yeah, he got ghosted.

• 40:09Stavros Halkias?

  He got to smash. Nice.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  He got to smash.

• 40:15Stavros Halkias?

  Where were the applause, elders? You, wow, you're blowing it. Dude, okay, so you know, still hit though. Classic. You may have gotten ghosted Larry, but you still, you still hit.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:25Stavros Halkias?

  And that's what's important.

• 40:26Speaker 03

  Well, but that's kind of the tough thing is like she ghosted after they smashed. So I'm like, damn, like, what's going on with Larry?

• 40:35Stavros Halkias?

  By the way.

• 40:35Speaker 03

  What is he doing?

• 40:36Stavros Halkias?

  There is something, I've, I've been thinking about this where it's like, the worst thing that can happen to you is to fuck someone once. Because that means you did, you got them to, they took a chance.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  They were into it.

• 40:50Stavros Halkias?

  Cause that's happened, the ones that hurt the most are not girls who just like never wanted to hang out. It's like, whatever, you get rejected, you're rejected. The girls that you like, I'm thinking of like particularly ones where I did have to really charm them. And you could tell I wasn't necessarily their type, but I was crushing it so hard that I got to like smash and then you never get the follow up and you try. Oh, that's a tough one.

• 41:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, Larry's in that.

• 41:17Stavros Halkias?

  Tough one to get.

• 41:20Stavros Halkias?

  To get ghosted after a one smash is maybe the worst thing of all time.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 41:25Stavros Halkias?

  It's not, but it's, it's not better, you know, it's better to have loved than lost than

• 41:30Speaker 03

  Never loved at all.

• 41:31Stavros Halkias?

  It's not true of smashing.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, smashing is a different story.

• 41:34Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you want to smash multiple times or not at all, in my opinion.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  But he has had like a positive outlook on it. He was like, you know what? It was never gonna work. She was intemecular, you know? And so he changed his location to Arizona because he's, he's beginning to move out there.

• 41:49Stavros Halkias?

  Is he moving?

• 41:50Speaker 03

  He's transitioning to Arizona. He calls it La Arizona.

• 41:55Speaker 03

  Isn't that incredible?

• 41:58Stavros Halkias?

  La Arizona is awesome. He's gonna be, he's gonna do just fine.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 42:02Stavros Halkias?

  La Arizona, I need a La Arizona t-shirt.

• 42:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I should make work for him.

• 42:05Stavros Halkias?

  La Arizona iced tea.

• 42:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So now he's like, he's got these like Arizona ladies on Facebook data and we'll see how.

• 42:13Stavros Halkias?

  Honestly, that's a good place to, to be a golden bachelor. Arizona. I feel like you got a lot of horny old ladies out there. All right, good, good. I'm glad to hear that for Larry.

• 42:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:26Stavros Halkias?

  He, he hit, he got to smash.

• 42:28Speaker 03

  Well, and he's losing weight. He's on Wegovy.

• 42:30Stavros Halkias?

  Wegovy.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  But he's starting to, he's starting to eat through it.

• 42:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Oh, I have some experience with that.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:36Stavros Halkias?

  You gotta really know your, uh, cause I basically got Zepbound. Prescribed me by kind of a fake doctor. Like the kind of doctor that like.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Oh, some pics like the new medical marijuana. It's like, do you have headaches?

• 42:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:52Speaker 03

  Like, here you go.

• 42:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, absolutely. And also, when you're, when you just look fat. Cause it's like, you need these guys, you need guys to fake it when you're like a lady who wants to lose like 20 pounds and you probably really shouldn't. Or even less, like, I know people who like, maybe had like 10 pounds they were trying to lose. Or five pounds, like crazy shit to get on it. But for me, there was no fight. I got prescribed it fast.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:15Stavros Halkias?

  But he didn't really know what he was doing with the dosing. So I kind of wasted a couple of months on the wrong dose. And I started talking to a different doctor.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Like it was too low or?

• 43:25Stavros Halkias?

  Too low.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 43:26Stavros Halkias?

  You're supposed to go up like pretty, pretty regularly.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Like every month or so?

• 43:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, and I just didn't go up for like four months.

• 43:33Speaker 03

  Oh, that's crazy.

• 43:33Stavros Halkias?

  So I just kind of maintained, I'm on a, I fix my shit now and I feel it back and I feel like it's actually working again.

• 43:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:41Stavros Halkias?

  But, uh, but maybe, so maybe Lair just needs to go up in dose is all I'm saying.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  Maybe, yeah. He was really scared at first though. He was like, I don't want needles. And now he's just.

• 43:50Stavros Halkias?

  Now he's fucking.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he's like, if he's a fucking, he's fucking tying off.

• 43:59Stavros Halkias?

  Good for Lair.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:00Stavros Halkias?

  I love the Larry update.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:02Stavros Halkias?

  Anything, any other general updates? How's Mo doing? Is he still taking, um, diarrhea medicine every day?

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Every single day. Every single day, terrible diarrhea.

• 44:13Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, Mo's the man.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. What, what's, what's new with Mo? Mo daddy? Hmm, I don't know.

• 44:19Stavros Halkias?

  Nothing much, you guys are just kind of nice.

• 44:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:22Stavros Halkias?

  My theory that, you know, you'll eventually just become a lesbian, has that started? And he'll start dating like, you know, 22 year olds. He's gonna get nipple piercings and just be like a weird.

• 44:31Speaker 03

  I've already had nipple piercings.

• 44:33Stavros Halkias?

  No, he's gonna get the nipple piercings.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  Oh, he is. Oh, do, wait, why would he do that?

• 44:37Stavros Halkias?

  Cause I think he's gonna transition, here's my view for it.

• 44:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 44:40Stavros Halkias?

  He's gonna transition into like a super sex positive, like Dom.

• 44:43Speaker 03

  Oh, I love that.

• 44:44Stavros Halkias?

  You know, but you'll be out of the picture.

• 44:46Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 44:47Stavros Halkias?

  Well, you guys will have like a, you'll have a girlfriend.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 44:50Stavros Halkias?

  You guys have like a weird poly thing.

• 44:52Speaker 03

  You know what I thought about?

• 44:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  You know?

• 44:55Stavros Halkias?

  Cause when you get fat, listen, you're gonna get fat.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  I'm gonna get fat. He said he would leave me if I got fat.

• 45:04Stavros Halkias?

  But I think you would, the same way you have like a fat vibe, you have a lesbian vibe as well. So I'm just saying, I could see you becoming a fat lesbian.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 45:13Stavros Halkias?

  But who still has a beautiful rela- the way gay guys who are in an open relationship stay in a sexless marriage. I could see you and Mo transitioning to a weird sexless marriage.

• 45:24Speaker 03

  He'll be the father of my children.

• 45:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, yes, absolutely.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  But I'll have a beautiful woman.

• 45:29Stavros Halkias?

  You'll have a beautiful woman, he'll be dating like aspiring podcasting influencers, you know? He'll be getting sucked off left and right.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 45:37Stavros Halkias?

  He'll be into le- he'll have leather, he'll be wearing like, you know, he'll have like gear.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:42Stavros Halkias?

  He'll have harnesses that he puts women in and that kind of thing. You know, he's gonna finally find himself at like 46.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 45:48Stavros Halkias?

  That's what I see for you and Mo.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  Thank you. I like that. I like that. As long as he's still in my life, you know?

• 45:56Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:57Stavros Halkias?

  You guys are both in each other's lives.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Right.

• 45:59Stavros Halkias?

  And this has just worked out. You're both happier.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:05Speaker 03

  We were talking about like the possibility of a threesome.

• 46:09Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  And just like the logistics of it.

• 46:11Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  And I'm like, oh, like, yeah, it would just be so hard if it was like a woman because I would get so jealous. Like, you know, it would have to be like a Robbie Hoffman type for me to be okay with it.

• 46:25Speaker 03

  And then I was like, you know what?

• 46:27Stavros Halkias?

  Wow, that must be real hot for him to hear.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:32Speaker 03

  And I was like, the only way I would be okay with us hooking up with a hot woman is if our first threesome was with another man. Cause then it proves that you're like willing to do a threesome enough, you know?

• 46:45Stavros Halkias?

  That's not interesting to me.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Like, you have to lose something to gain something.

• 46:49Stavros Halkias?

  And that's a great way to look at sex when you're in a relationship, is as battle.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:54Stavros Halkias?

  You have to, you have to lose and then I'll allow you a victory after, after you've, yeah. And that's healthy.

• 47:01Speaker 03

  I'm a good girlfriend.

• 47:03Stavros Halkias?

  So it sounds like you won't be having a threesome.

• 47:04Speaker 03

  But then my fear was that if we bring a guy over.

• 47:08Stavros Halkias?

  Now he's gay or what?

• 47:09Speaker 03

  No, that the guy and Mo are just gonna vibe out. They're gonna talk music, podcasts, and they're just gonna be like kicking their feet and giggling on bed. And once again, I'm just in the corner.

• 47:20Stavros Halkias?

  Like, Ali, do you wanna take off?

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. I'm like, there's just no situation where I win.

• 47:27Stavros Halkias?

  So you're sexually jealous of other women and socially jealous of other men?

• 47:31Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 47:31Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 47:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:32Stavros Halkias?

  So you would need a non-binary, a non-interesting, non-binary person.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 47:36Stavros Halkias?

  That's maybe the only way you could have a threesome in your relationship, huh? Yeah, I'm not interested in a threesome with another guy ever.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 47:43Stavros Halkias?

  I just don't see that as... Call me old fashioned, I think it should be a man and two women.

• 47:48Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:48Stavros Halkias?

  You know, that's, that's just the kind of guy I am.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:51Stavros Halkias?

  For some people, for the people it works, great, you know?

• 47:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:55Stavros Halkias?

  Some people, some men look at that as a team-building experience to fuck a lady together. Some guys are kind of gay, some lady... I understand if you're a girl and you want to get, you know, fucked by two guys. The way I like, I want to get fucked by two girls. If a straight woman wants to get, you know...

• 48:10Speaker 03

  I don't even think I would want to get filled up by two guys.

• 48:13Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 48:13Speaker 03

  But I do love like...

• 48:15Stavros Halkias?

  You just want Mo to be suffering a little.

• 48:21Stavros Halkias?

  You're, you're, your beloved...

• 48:23Speaker 03

  You know what I would love? Not even sex, I would just want two guys to tell me they love me. I just want two guys to be like, "You're so funny and beautiful."

• 48:35Stavros Halkias?

  You're funny.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:37Stavros Halkias?

  I get that, that's sort of why I like the two-girls setup, because you just feel like a, a king.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:44Stavros Halkias?

  You feel like the man, you're like, "Fucking two girls are sucking me off, this is the fucking coolest thing possible." And sometimes that's what it's about, tapping into how an idiot thinks.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:54Stavros Halkias?

  It's like your brainstem, you're not, it's not, it's not higher thinking. That's like, "Pfft, nice, four tits are better than two."

• 49:01Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:01Stavros Halkias?

  It's that simple.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 49:03Stavros Halkias?

  It's really that simple.

• 49:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, now I'm thinking about it. I just, I get, my dick just gets hard. I'm like, "Um, let's do some questions, Eldis."

• 49:18Stavros Halkias?

  We probably should do some questions. Anything to plug here, Ally, at the halfway point? It is January, like we said.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, I'm on tour, I'm all over. Maybe when this comes out, I might be in Cancun, Mexico, doing comedy at a fish festival.

• 49:37Stavros Halkias?

  Look at that, that sounds awesome.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm pumped. All-inclusive resort.

• 49:41Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, Jam Ban, January 28th through 31st.

• 49:45Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, nice.

• 49:46Speaker 03

  And then I'm doing other shows, go to AllyMakovsky.com. Come see me, the shows are fun.

• 49:51Stavros Halkias?

  They're fun, Ally's hilarious.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  Even if you don't like me, it'll be fun.

• 49:57Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  I did a show in Rochester, 12 people in the audience, The Late Show, Saturday.

• 50:01Stavros Halkias?

  Comedy at the Carlson?

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Comedy at the Carlson. And honestly, I was like, I wish every show could just be these 12 people.

• 50:07Stavros Halkias?

  They were good.

• 50:08Speaker 03

  It was so fun, it was incredible.

• 50:11Stavros Halkias?

  That's fun sometimes.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  I had a great time.

• 50:13Stavros Halkias?

  That's what's important.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  I'd rather have 12 good people than packed out like annoying horrible people. But obviously, I'd love all my shows to be sold out. Please come.

• 50:23Stavros Halkias?

  Go to see Ally, she's hilarious. Play some calls, little eldest. Hi, Stav, hi, eldest. I guess, quick question. Basically, I've been with my husband for a long time. Like, we've been together probably like 13 years, been married for like seven. And we've always had a really good sex life, but in arguments, like over the years, he's often said that like, I'm not like initiating sex enough. So, but now, I feel like when I do, he, like, he doesn't get off. Like, we have the same sex, but he doesn't finish, he doesn't come, whatever.

• 51:06Stavros Halkias?

  And so, I just don't, like, I feel like I don't know how to talk about it, or like, what to say. Because I feel like whatever I say will be like dismissed or whatever. But it- Just feels really weird. And yeah, I don't know if you have any thoughts or opinions on this. Um, thank you so much. I love your show. I'm going to see you in Boston later. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, bye. That was a great show. You've already seen me.

• 51:31Stavros Halkias?

  I remember you and your husband. You guys had rekindled your romance.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Wait, so he, does he not come ever or just when she initiates?

• 51:40Stavros Halkias?

  That's what I'm curious about. It seems like from her call, it's just when she initiates.

• 51:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz maybe when he's initiating, it's like he's mentally already there and so it's easy for him to finish.

• 51:51Stavros Halkias?

  He's already half-cocked.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:52Stavros Halkias?

  He's been thinking about fucking all day.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, and so maybe when she's initiating and just he's like a little bit thrown off or he needs more time to like get in the zone. But that's kind of, that's really cute of him. That's so girlish.

• 52:05Stavros Halkias?

  As I was gonna say, this is girl behavior. Cuz he got what he wanted and he's still not happy.

• 52:12Speaker 03

  Okay, me? Okay, me vibes?

• 52:18Stavros Halkias?

  But it is, I guess, one thing I'll say is, is it a problem?

• 52:23Speaker 03

  I don't think so. I think if you've been with someone for that long and like he's just not finishing, I think that's okay unless she, unless it's like deeper than that. But if he is finishing, when he's initiate, like when he's initiating, it just seems like maybe there's like a different way to build up to the moment.

• 52:41Stavros Halkias?

  Sure, sure. I will say, she seems exhausted in her voice. Her voice is that of a defeated woman.

• 52:48Speaker 03

  But that could be an Ali situation where it's like that could just be.

• 52:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 03

  Don't judge a caller by their voice.

• 52:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you have resting, defeated voice.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  I think that's just her.

• 53:01Stavros Halkias?

  It's true. Every time you talk, like, like if we, if we'll talk on the phone, it's like, did you just get horrible news? Did you just hear your cat has to be put down? Why, why are you this sad and low energy? All right, so maybe we won't read into the voice.

• 53:16Stavros Halkias?

  Now, I will say. Yeah, maybe it's not a problem, but also if you're initiating and things are different anyway, why don't you try a different technique to get him to bust?

• 53:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I forget what my, I forget what my little vagina witch lady said.

• 53:32Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm trying to.

• 53:34Stavros Halkias?

  Are you still seeing?

• 53:35Speaker 03

  No, it felt weird the last time I was there. Did I tell you? So her house burned down in Altadena.

• 53:41Stavros Halkias?

  So to catch everybody up, Ally would go to an unlicensed medical professional who would finger her so that she would learn how to come.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  I was getting medically fingered by a witch in a back house in Altadena.

• 53:57Stavros Halkias?

  So anyway, one of the, one of the.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  She would perform a ceremony, calling in all the spirits and acknowledging the land. She would do a land tribute before fingering me.

• 54:07Stavros Halkias?

  This pussy is stolen land. Uh, Indians should be fucking Ally. Yeah, she would fucking burn sage and it would be like, ah, she would scream so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The spirits coming out of your pussy would be like, ah, ah, help us.

• 54:27Speaker 03

  But her, her, her back house.

• 54:30Stavros Halkias?

  One of the victims of the fires.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Of the fires.

• 54:32Stavros Halkias?

  Your, your fingering witch was also, was one of the many victims of the, of the Palisades fires.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  One of the untold stories of the fires. And so we were at some apartment.

• 54:45Stavros Halkias?

  A motel.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, we were at like an apartment in the valley and it was like shared walls with other apartments. I was like, I can't let go in here. Where are we?

• 54:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 54:56Speaker 03

  It didn't feel good, so I, I.

• 54:58Stavros Halkias?

  So it was over.

• 54:59Speaker 03

  I've taken a break.

• 54:59Stavros Halkias?

  You've taken a break.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  But yeah, she, she described like, you know, um, men are very, um, fuck, I forget. It's like women need a lot of time. It takes like, it takes us like 45 minutes to be like fully aroused.

• 55:14Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 55:15Speaker 03

  And then, but our, our response to arousal is like, um,

• 55:22Speaker 03

  guys are, guys are, um, quick. Guys are like visually aroused and women are more like, um, situationally aroused.

• 55:32Stavros Halkias?

  Makes sense to me, yep.

• 55:33Speaker 03

  And so I think maybe like.

• 55:34Stavros Halkias?

  I could just not want to fuck at all. And if I just see tits, I'll be like, wait, I actually want to fuck really badly.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:39Stavros Halkias?

  Like in like 30 seconds.

• 55:41Speaker 03

  Totally. So I think instead of.

• 55:42Stavros Halkias?

  Shut up. Being in an argument and somebody shows you your tits. Like, ah, you win.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:47Stavros Halkias?

  Please.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  Please, please let me fuck.

• 55:50Stavros Halkias?

  Instantly, I've lost all my power.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  I think she has to like really um turn on the porny element. So instead of being like, do you want to have sex? Just suddenly be like in a nurse, like in a maid's outfit.

• 56:04Stavros Halkias?

  Or just rub his dick.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:06Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean?

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:07Stavros Halkias?

  Like, you know, like, I, I like, like, yeah. What is, that's a great question. What is initiating? Is it just like, okay, uh, you want to fuck real fa-? You know what I mean? Like, do you count that as initiating? Or do you kind of do something, whether it's an outfit? Or it's like suggest a little touching? Maybe a little like, you know, being hot about it? That's a good point. Like, how are you initiating is, is interesting? And then try, and I think like, when you initiate it feeling different is kind of cool, too. Try something else. Lord knows I have, my, you know, like, like I've said before on the podcast, there was some of the years I probably fucked the most. My dick worked the least because I was like so, it was just an addiction thing.

• 56:50Stavros Halkias?

  Have I done some beating off while a woman's there? I've done plenty of that.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:54Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? It's like, they can do some of that. Like, mix it up. Make him nut, let him nut in different ways. Try something different. You initiating is already enough of a departure where I'm like, let, you know, suck him, jerk him off, suck his dick. You know what I'm saying?

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Do some titties?

• 57:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Play with his dick while you, while you think, while you fucking play with your tits, whatever. Do something different. It's easy to get a man to nut, is basically my point. If, if for her, it's a problem that he's not nutting, try and use nutting strategy.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think that's great.

• 57:24Stavros Halkias?

  You're already being more proactive in initiating? Be proactive in getting him to bust his load.

• 57:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you know what? This is really corny, but there's a Gwyneth Paltrow, like Netflix thing where it's like all about sexuality. And they have different experts, sex experts on.

• 57:40Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 57:41Speaker 03

  And um it was kind of fun because there was just shit that I was like, I would have never thought to do that. Or it like seems corny to do.

• 57:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  But then after watching it, I was like, well, we should like try one of these things, you know? So it's like, maybe get a feather and like, it's kind of fun. Or like blindfold, you know?

• 57:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, some classics.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Switch it up.

• 58:01Stavros Halkias?

  And exactly, especially if you're in a rut, it takes so little to make it feel fresh.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:05Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? So, yeah, get, keep, it's good that you're doing this. Turn up the creativity just one more notch and I feel like your, your, your problem might already be solved. Cause it sounds like this is more your problem than his. And she's like, can we talk about it? I guess you could talk about, you could just say like, I noticed every time I initiate. Cause basically what you've done, you listened to some feedback and you changed the way you behave. That's important. You've done what you need to do. So he opened up the dialogue. You can keep it going. You're like, hey, is there something you want to try whenever I initiate?

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:36Stavros Halkias?

  And then you might even have the answer. So keep at it, sister. We believe in you.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:41Stavros Halkias?

  What else we got? Hey Savvy, hey Eldis. Uh, I'm calling today to get some advice on an estranged parent situation. So for context, I didn't know who my real dad was for the first 21 years of my life. I'm 24 now and he contacted me about three years ago and we talked over the phone and met in person and everything like that. And there, there's no doubt that he is my dad. We look almost identical. Damn. But um, for the first two years of this kind of like on again, off again relationship, uh, he was a pretty bad alcoholic. And so, uh, every time I talked to him, he was drunk. But within the last year, he has gotten sober and we did try kind of rekindling the relationship.

• 59:26Stavros Halkias?

  But um, it got to be kind of overwhelming for me. We were seeing each other on kind of a weekly basis. Weekly? And he started kind of calling me uh, almost every single day and that would usually take up words to about an hour. This is insane. Fuck this guy. I, I didn't return his last two phone calls and that was about uh, six, seven months ago. And uh, he hasn't tried reaching out since. And uh, I don't know. I, I, I've started to feel kind of a guilt and not reaching out because I don't necessarily even know how much I'd want to have a relationship with him.

• 1:00:04Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, he seems like an okay guy, just kind of his own worst enemy, but uh, I know for him, there's more of a sense of urgency. Because he's in his mid sixties. He was a pretty bad alcoholic for the past decade and he's, you know, had a heart attack and some health scares and he squandered another relationship with a strange child, his daughter, and I've talked to her. She doesn't really want anything to do with them. The fact that he's eligible to squander multiple estranged children tells you a little bit about the guy, but is there more elders?

• 1:00:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I, I don't know. It's just been, uh, it's been very funky and should I set my feelings aside and try and have a relationship with him, even if it doesn't necessarily feel authentic, but just, you know, for his own sake, uh, towards maybe the end of his life? Fuck no. Or should I just be blunt and, you know, say like, hey, uh, you're essentially a stranger to me. I, I, the, the fathership son is pretty much sailed, you know? Um, but yeah, any advice that y'all have on, you know, how you navigate kind of a funky situation like this would be greatly appreciated. Uh, love the show. Y'all take care. Bye bye. Nice, great guy. This guy is.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  I have lots of thoughts.

• 1:01:27Stavros Halkias?

  Please.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  So I think, um, first of all, he's biologically, he's your dad, but he wasn't in your life. So you don't owe him anything. However, if you do, if you genuinely feel like you want to have a relationship with him, you are more than entitled. But if you only feel like you have to do that because you kind of like set it up where you're meeting with him weekly and now you feel guilty that you're not, you don't need to feel guilty about that.

• 1:01:55Stavros Halkias?

  No guilt.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  I think especially with an alcoholic, if you do want to continue to have a relationship, I think start off with monthly, a monthly call and make sure the call is before like 4:00 PM, you know? Before he starts getting tossed.

• 1:02:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  And then you can kind of gauge based on that how you're feeling.

• 1:02:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, you hit it on the head with a lot of the stuff. What I was thinking too is like, you owe this person absolutely nothing.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:23Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, he literally abandoned you as a baby. Like, I can't think of a more, this guy, you don't owe a person anything setup, than my estranged father finally started feeling some guilt for the heinous thing he did to me as a baby. And now he desperately wants to reconnect, but also not that bad because you missed two calls and then he just stopped.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:51Stavros Halkias?

  Clearly, whatever you were doing was too unhealthy. I mean, you, he didn't say he called him. He said he saw him once a week. Which is like, I don't see my fucking, in my mid, and here's the other thing. You're in a period of your life where you don't really see your, like, mid twenties might be the time you least see your family. Like, when I was from like twenty, you know, four to like thirty, I saw my parents the least because I was like, I'm on my, I have my own shit to do. I'm, that's when you're figuring out your life. I probably overdid it. Like, I was dealing with my, I was dealing with family issues and I was like, I don't want to see these fucking people right now. I need to figure out my own shit. You are, you, what happened was you were on the regular path of a fucking person.

• 1:03:35Stavros Halkias?

  And you were about to go into a very independent, like, phase of your life. And then some fucking, truly a stranger, more for his benefit than yours, clearly this is selfish on his part, reached out to you. And like Ally said, the amount of relationship you want to have with him is completely your choice. If it's, if what you're saying is, I don't actually want to see this guy at all, you're totally fine. And you're like, but I feel bad. His other kid doesn't, it's like, that's his fault.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:05Stavros Halkias?

  He could have been in your life. He could have, he could have left but sent some money back, sent a card every once in a while. Saying you had a non-existent relationship with him. And if, if he fucked things up with you, that's not your fault at all. And I think particularly at this point in your life, if you feel the need to just be completely not, not talk to him at all. I don't even think you owe him like closure or anything. This is the rare time I'll say like, this, this person left you as a fucking baby, bro. You don't, you don't have to feel bad because you don't FaceTime him once a week as a 25 year old, just because he's had a heart attack or whatever.

• 1:04:45Stavros Halkias?

  I think he was clearly using you in an unhealthy way, talking to you, to meeting up once a week, like especially after he got sober. Reaching out to you while he's still drunk is kind of a weird move too. Like it'd be one thing if he was like, hey, I got my life together. I'm ready to have a relationship. I'm so, so fucking sorry, whatever. And now I want to be here for as much as you need. I don't get the vibe that that's what, that's how he approached it. I think he was like, well, hey, son, I love, you know, and maybe I'm projecting, I'm reading too much into it, but.

• 1:05:17Stavros Halkias?

  The answer is you feel no guilt. You, you completely decide how this goes and, and that's pretty much it. I don't think this person needs to be in your life. Only, he's only in your life if it's additive to you. If you feel like it's a burden, you cut him, you can cut him completely out and you're totally within your rights to do that.

• 1:05:36Speaker 03

  And the responsibility is like fully on him. So it really is like up to him to call you if, you know, you don't have any responsibility to like make an effort to have a relationship unless you want to. But also you can pull kind of a reverse Uno situation where maybe you get really close to him. And then you go, oh, I'm going to go get cigarettes and then you just block his number. Yeah, I'll be right back.

• 1:06:04Stavros Halkias?

  I'll be right back.

• 1:06:06Stavros Halkias?

  I love that idea.

• 1:06:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. And by the way, you can also decide the exact relationship you want and be like, here are my terms. Call me once a month. I'll see you in person twice a year. That's as much as I'm interested in. And if he's like, well, what kind of, you're like, all right, we'll fucking see you. Yeah, this can't be a drain on you, particularly at this point in your life. And you might, you might get older and you might decide, you might mellow out, whatever. He might be, he might feel like less of a burden. And this, this can all evolve. The important thing is, it's up to you. That's the thing to completely remember. This is totally up to you. Any right that he had to be an equal participant in your relationship, he gave up when he just completely walked out on you for

• 1:06:50Stavros Halkias?

  the first 21 years of your life. So yeah, whatever, fuck him. Next question, Elvis.

• 1:06:58Stavros Halkias?

  Hey, Stav, Elvis and esteemed guest. Um, I got a quick, cute one for you. So I work as in, as an HVAC technician. So I'm in and out of people's houses and businesses all day long. I fucking work. Fuck, shut up bitch. No, go ahead. Oh, I fucking, I'm in and out of people's houses. Who fucking cares? No, go ahead. Um, and I've been trying to get back into the, the dating scene a little more now that I kind of feel like I'm starting to get my shit together a little bit. Um, anyway, my, my question for you is one of ethics. Um. Am I allowed to hide in the vent of a hot woman's house?

• 1:07:41Stavros Halkias?

  And pretend, make noise, pretend somebody was robbing her and that I fought him off and hope that she sees me as her hero and lets me fuck? No. Go ahead, Elvis. Specifically the ethics of hitting on a woman in her own home or in her workplace? Come on, man. You know the answer to this. In her own home has been like off limits, you know, unless it's like. Sure, unless. Comes out in the, the night town, you know, and like, it would have to be like screamingly in your face, obvious. Um, and then I feel like there's a little bit more leeway on the, on the business end in a, in a workplace. Um, I would love to hear your thoughts though. Um. This guy's awesome. Love the show.

• 1:08:24Stavros Halkias?

  This guy's hilarious. Um, the general rule is like, no, but general rules are also like, there's always exceptions.

• 1:08:36Stavros Halkias?

  But even if it's, what I would say is, alright, he's a, he said he's like an, what is he, like HVAC?

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  HVAC, yeah.

• 1:08:43Stavros Halkias?

  So look, if you have some building that you go for monthly maintenance, and you've struck up a, over a long period of time, you have struck up a rapport with some lady that works there, and she kinda puts a little hint out of like, "Oh, you ever been to this place? It's so fu-" like, you can take a really, really calculated risk, maybe if you have some kind of like general rapport with someone, and even that's a, when what you're risking, by the way, is, it is incredibly unprofessional, is my, is the thing. It's like, but, we all know how hu- humanity is messy, attraction is messy, whatever,

• 1:09:24Stavros Halkias?

  people have definitely, that's happened before, if you have it like that, are you swag the fuck out to that degree? I don't know, because the answer is, the blanket answer, and on paper, I'm saying no. Yeah. You don't hit on a woman in her home, obviously, you don't hit on her, especially if it's like you and her, and you're a maintenance guy, you know how fucking weird that is? It's just you and her in her fucking house? And she's like trusting you to fix something? And you hit on, that's, and you, and you even bring the idea of like assault in her own home into her head? That's fucking insane. I agree, it's, I guess, slightly better at the workplace, but that's also incredibly unprof- you're doing your job.

• 1:10:05Stavros Halkias?

  Like, what you're risking is your professionalism, um, and on top of being a fucking creep. So, I would say the blanket advice is no. And then like, I guess, like I said, the only scenario I could see that it's even sort of okay is like, you've been servicing this place for a year, each month, this woman like makes a, uh, makes it a point to talk to, you know what I mean? Like, but even then, I just can't see this being a good idea, and it's like, no, and look for, here's the problem.

• 1:10:40Stavros Halkias?

  The person this would work out for is someone who's like desperately doesn't want to do this. Do you know what I mean? The guy who actually ends up going on a date with someone is the guy who's like, uh, you know, no, thank you. You know what I mean? Like who's, the fact that you're thinking about this means it will never work. Actually, the more I'm batted around, that's my answer. You want this so bad that there's no way it's not a bad idea and it's not going to be creepy if you do it. So yes, no, I'm sorry. I talked a long time. What do you?

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  No, I think that's all super valid. I completely agree. I think, yeah, like, like being the woman in this situation and like, well, there's, there's another part to it. What do you look like?

• 1:11:22Stavros Halkias?

  Right. How hot are you?

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  Give yourself a fair assessment. Do you look like you work in HVAC?

• 1:11:28Speaker 03

  You know, do you look like you were working HVAC in like a Lifetime movie?

• 1:11:32Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  Because I do think if you are good looking, of course, the odds are more in your favor.

• 1:11:39Stavros Halkias?

  Good looking, blue collar guy. I could see a specific fantasy existing for certain women. Sure.

• 1:11:44Speaker 03

  Totally. But I think, yeah, in general, I think you're right. I do think the tactic and sorry to sound like a perv, but I do think a tactic could even be to be so disinterested in the woman that it does end up working out for you, even if it's not genuine to who you are. But I also think, yeah, keep it, don't, don't make any moves. Cause then if I'm the woman, I'm like, ew, and now he knows where I live and now I have to be nice to him so he doesn't murder, rape me. And like, you know.

• 1:12:13Stavros Halkias?

  Right. And that's the other thing, are the signs you're reading fear?

• 1:12:20Speaker 03

  But I think like, if you are getting like such a strong sense that someone is into you and you're like, undoubtedly this woman is so into me, then I think just giving them the option to be like, oh, and by the way, like on your business card, just be like, here's my personal number.

• 1:12:35Stavros Halkias?

  If you need anything.

• 1:12:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:37Stavros Halkias?

  If you ever need anything.

• 1:12:38Speaker 03

  That way it's not like overly like if you want to get dick down, but like, and here's my personal number.

• 1:12:43Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 1:12:43Speaker 03

  There you go. Moving on. Bye bye.

• 1:12:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yes. I think the only, again, it'll never work for you. Because you want it. And it's not like, because he didn't say, there's this lady at this fucking accounting firm and she's so cute and she's always.

• 1:12:57Speaker 03

  It's just women in general.

• 1:12:58Stavros Halkias?

  He's just like, maybe someday a woman will want to fuck me at the job. And it's like, nah, that's if you're worried about that. But yes, um, I think it's, the, the best case is just look outside of that. This doesn't seem to, the fact that this is just a purely theoretical question means the answer is no.

• 1:13:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:16Stavros Halkias?

  If there was some real like, here's the situation, can I do this? Then it's different, but yeah, uh, good point about the, are they being nice to you because they don't want you to kill them?

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  Well, because then too, it's like, if, if I'm the woman of the home and you're like being a fucking creep, you know what? This could be a good business strategy because I would never want to fire you because you know where I live and you're a pervert. So now it's like, great, he has to come every single month.

• 1:13:47Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be like, I actually don't want air conditioning anymore. Thanks.

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  All right. How about a nice one to take us home, Eldis?

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• 1:14:56Stavros Halkias?

  Hi, Stavi, Eldis, and guests. Huge fan of the show, first time caller. This is a super random question, and I don't really know if it's a problem or not, but I just would like some advice from a guy who loves big tits. So I've been in a relationship for about eight or nine months now. Love my boyfriend so much. Beautiful. Our relationship is really awesome, and everything is great, except the one thing is that he is a tit man, which I have never dated anyone who has been like a boob guy, because I have like no boobs, unfortunately. They're just small.

• 1:15:39Stavros Halkias?

  Throwing tomatoes at her, "Fuck you, bitch. What the fuck are you calling?

• 1:15:47Stavros Halkias?

  You're wasting our fucking data." Unfortunately, they're just small. They're perfectly nice, they're just small. I have a nice fat ass, but Nice. It just, it all went there, so. Nothing wrong with that. I just, I don't really know how to navigate this, because I know that all his exes had big boobs, and I just don't know how to not feel like a little bit insecure, and I don't know if that's something that I should like bring up with him, or if I should keep that to myself. Don't bring it. And, I don't know, how do you feel about This is interesting. As a guy who like generally seems to like big ones? Yeah, I don't know what else to say. I've been up against this, actually. I just would like some advice, because I am insecure, but also

• 1:16:33Stavros Halkias?

  I know that he loves me, so I just don't really know what to do. Yeah, thank you so much. Love the show. Bye. Well, I do hate that she's going through this.

• 1:16:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:41Stavros Halkias?

  But I will say, this is the Closest, I think a woman can come to feeling what it's like to have a little ass dick.

• 1:16:48Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:16:49Stavros Halkias?

  And know that somebody used to have like, like, you, she, you know, the last guy she was with had a huge dick. You know what I mean? Even though she, like, there is something in the back of your head where you will feel inadequate a little bit, even though it's stupid, right? It's the classic, it's become hack at this point where people say boyfriend dick, or, or you've got the perfect dick. Like, that idea's been around now, probably like five, 10 years in comedy. But it is a real thing where you don't want to hear, you know, oh, another hack thing like from memes, like, oh, the big ones hurt. You know what I mean? Like, I love yours.

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  But it is true.

• 1:17:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but it, and I do know, and that is true, I do know women who swear, and I believe them, that they like a little ass penis.

• 1:17:33Stavros Halkias?

  But, so for you, though, speaking from experience here, I think, I mean.

• 1:17:41Speaker 03

  I don't think guys would put up with something they didn't like. I feel like guys, guys are very blessed in the sense that they only, for the most part, do what they want to do. Like, guys don't have the woman thing of like, well, I don't want to upset anyone. Like, I'll do it even though I don't want to. Guys are very much like, I'm not interested, I don't want this.

• 1:18:02Stavros Halkias?

  Plenty of cowards will.

• 1:18:04Speaker 03

  Sure, but I think.

• 1:18:05Stavros Halkias?

  On a sexual level.

• 1:18:06Speaker 03

  Eight months, nine months, girlfriend, boyfriend, if he really did not like.

• 1:18:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:11Speaker 03

  Your little ass titties, he wouldn't be with your little ass titties.

• 1:18:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, I agree with you. And I also think like, yeah, okay, I talk about how much I love big ass titties. I also love little titties.

• 1:18:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:22Stavros Halkias?

  That's the thing. In fact, you know, I love, I have no, I like fucking girls with little, I like fucking, you know, all types of different gals. But I've had that problem where I've like met someone and like, or something like, I'll be at a show or somebody will be like, you know, I was gonna send you nudes, but I know you don't like little tits. And I was like.

• 1:18:41Stavros Halkias?

  What? I would have fucked you lady. And she's like, she's like, you know, before I met my boyfriend, I really wanted to hug him, but I have little. And it's like, that is a weird thing where women have said that to me. It's like, first of all, you think, I was like, you're a hot woman who's like self-conscious because your tits are small, but you're hot as shit. It's like, you're beautiful, he likes you, he loves you.

• 1:19:00Speaker 03

  He also wasn't under the impression when you first met that you had big tits.

• 1:19:04Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right. You didn't sneak your little tits on to him. But yes, I think this is a complete like, and I get it, people are always going to be worried about their body. Like I said, I've had that worry of like, is my fucking shit too small? You know what I mean? Like, if my, like, it's funny because it's never been about my body, even though I've been fat my whole life. I've never been like, am I too fat to fuck this woman? So I was like, is my little ass dick too small? It's regular, by the way, everybody relax, snore, it's not that fucking small, but um, uh, I, you're fine, and I think this is just like, it's just body image stuff. It's just like, women are told their bodies are bad in a hundred different ways.

• 1:19:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I also think it's normal, like, pattern recognition. I think like, with the exes, if you're like, okay, big tits, big tits, big tits. I think if anything, like, look at it as a sign of like, he's done with that. Like, he might still like them, which is fine, but like, he's had enough, and he wants to move on to your tiny little tits and your big heart.

• 1:20:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, exactly. And not even he's done with that, but it's like, your relationship transcends those things.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:11Stavros Halkias?

  Right? Because it's like, not to be corny, but that's the truth of, there are different relationships where it's like, yeah, sometimes it's about pure physical attraction. And if you don't, I think people who have a real type, no matter what, are kind of sociopaths. Or like, I don't fuck anybody who doesn't look like this. It's like, well, then you're not looking for a person. You want to fuck a thing.

• 1:20:33Speaker 03

  You want an object, yeah.

• 1:20:34Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, and so, I think real relationships, oftentimes, people end up with people they never would have thought.

• 1:20:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:40Stavros Halkias?

  Because the attraction is so much, uh, it exists on a, in a, in a higher plane than pure physical attraction. So I would see this actually as a good thing, as a sign of an even more powerful connection.

• 1:20:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I think like, as a girl who's like, kind of crazy and jealous, like, yeah, I think the more you can just be confident in yourself and not bring it up.

• 1:21:01Stavros Halkias?

  The idea that you're like, mo is fucked. Fucking so much pussy.

• 1:21:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:05Stavros Halkias?

  He's the nicest, most mild mannered, would never cheat guy I've ever met in my life.

• 1:21:10Speaker 03

  You never know. You never know. I'll be home tomorrow, babe.

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  Make sure the house is clean.

• 1:21:18Stavros Halkias?

  You guys.

• 1:21:19Speaker 03

  I'm so fucking crazy. Like when I get home after I've been gone for a while, I'll like look in the shower to see if any of the products are moved slightly.

• 1:21:28Stavros Halkias?

  You put markers on all the girls' body wash?

• 1:21:33Stavros Halkias?

  We're basically bathing as whores with my Saint Ives or whatever the fuck.

• 1:21:38Speaker 03

  But yeah, I think try not to be like me and just be chill.

• 1:21:41Stavros Halkias?

  Don't be like Ally.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  Know that you're cool with your little boobs and that's fun and cute.

• 1:21:47Stavros Halkias?

  No, you're doing great. You're really overthinking this, I promise. But good luck to you. I think you're gonna do great. Ally, thank you. We look forward to more updates. I can't wait to hear how LaRazona goes.

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:00Stavros Halkias?

  I, you know, keep us abreast if you and the Finger Witch ever, you know, reconnect. Rekindle, yeah. If she ever gets a standalone property to finger women in, let us know. And yeah, go see Ally live. You know, we're on tour right now, probably.

• 1:22:21Stavros Halkias?

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