THE YSK HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 240, the Halloween special round of applause, please. We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 1:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What's good, playa? What's poppin', baby? Thank you for having me on this morning. A little stuff in this thing, ain't it? Oh, Lord. You Should Know Podcast, boy. You're welcome for me being here. You're welcome.

• 1:37Peyton Hardin?

  Can you move that water?

• 1:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, that's not even mine, baby.

• 1:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's Grey Goose.

• 1:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's Grey Goose, baby!

• 1:43Peyton Hardin?

  Talking about some water. Oh, my hat fell. Oh, no, pimp down!

• 1:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a stupid little ghoul, ghost goblin looking at me. This is bad. Smell like... All right.

• 1:54Peyton Hardin?

  We got pimp Cam pimpin'. How you doin', pimpin', pimpin'?

• 1:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah, you already know how a pimp keeps it playin' 100. All the time, baby. All the time. You mind if I take my glasses off? If my hat falls again, I'm gonna have to beat your ass off of pure principle. Oh, you got snakes in your hair and... I'm gonna have to whoop your ass if my hat falls again. Talking about this humidified, non-AC warehouse you in. Oh, God. Oh, my God, my hair's getting frizzy. You got some mousse for a pimp? All pimps need some mousse.

• 2:21Peyton Hardin?

  You don't want some, you know, just some hair gel? You want some mousse?

• 2:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I want some mousse, baby. There we go.

• 2:25Peyton Hardin?

  You got some mousse, some Grey Goose, and you're feeling loose, aren't you?

• 2:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm feeling real loose. I look green like snot, more like green like money.

• 2:32Peyton Hardin?

  Hey!

• 2:34Cameron Kennedy?

  We here, we here. It's gonna be a good morning.

• 2:36Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Yeah, I mean, okay, if you don't know, this is the first... We do a Halloween special every year if you're new here, but this is the first year, I think, where we've got each other costumes blindly. I normally blindly get yours, but I think I signed up for the first time this year.

• 2:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. You all, I've never had a choice. I've never had a choice, but this year I at least got the power to give him a non-choice back. So it worked out good.

• 3:04Peyton Hardin?

  Can you, okay, so I'm Medusa, if you don't know.

• 3:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you're gorgeous.

• 3:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're so, you look like a woman, like a girl.

• 3:13Peyton Hardin?

  If you saw me on...

• 3:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, you take the beard off, I'd hit.

• 3:17Peyton Hardin?

  And that's pimpin'.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's pimpin', playa! Oh, you get rid of that beard, you shave that 5 o'clock shadow, we gonna have some bumpin' time. Oh, Lord. There we go. Anyway, yeah, you look great.

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, man. This is, um, so I was actually, so much cleavage.

• 3:34Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot of cleavage, on the both of us, on the both of us.

• 3:36Peyton Hardin?

  Both of us, but this necklace, by, either it's gonna turn my neck green or I'm gonna get asphyxiated here. I don't know which one of the two is gonna happen.

• 3:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It is getting tighter as you talk and move.

• 3:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, brother, when you first put it on me, it was mid-chest.

• 3:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was down there. That snake's getting all back up, he got uncomfortable. He said, "Oh, I don't like this right here." It looks good, you look really good.

• 3:55Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, and you got me some Cartier, um...

• 3:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Little Cartier, little bust down, little bust down.

• 4:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You got me the pinky, the pinky rings, the finger rings. We got big fingers, so these don't fit, but hey, we're making it work, playa. We're making it work.

• 4:09Peyton Hardin?

  Now, how much of this, now you're into Greek mythology, it's your thing. How much of this was you trying to embarrass me and how much of it was you getting turned on?

• 4:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I'd say 70, 20, uh, 70, that's 90. I'd say 70, 30, I'm turned on to embarrassment. I said, "I wanna see a real-life Medusa in front of me." Now, I understand it's gonna be my pal, but, uh, what you gonna, what you gonna get rid of the chest hair? Get rid of that beard? We're gonna see where the mind can go.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  Mind's a powerful place.

• 4:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It is a powerful place, very powerful place.

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  So this is the Halloween special, man. I love dressing up every year. This is probably the most far out I've gone, I think.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. I mean, absolutely, you move to the left, they're getting a yitty. Perhaps there, I mean, they're getting a Hershey's kiss. If you move a little bit to the left... Oh, oh, oh, and he's teasing, playa. Oh, you can't tease a pimp! Oh, oh, Lord. Jeffrey, get the car ready. All right.

• 4:58Peyton Hardin?

  Now, tell, now, if, now, if we get further into this episode, you get me excited enough, I'm gonna keep slipping this off to the right a little bit.

• 5:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, God, oh, I can get you excited.

• 5:09Peyton Hardin?

  I think I go down as the hairiest armpit in Medusa. I think I go history.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Your, all right, now, your armpit hair's a little, like, a little off. It's a little gross.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  You think so?

• 5:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're, and they're different. It's like one person is too diff, lift that one up. No, just that one, just that one. Ow! You, that one's like straight, elegant, it's like, it's normal armpit.

• 5:31Peyton Hardin?

  This one?

• 5:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Then you go to this side, it looks like a, like a little, like the residue, like smut, like the residue of fire. Like, it's just kinda like ashy and like, like, oh, I don't like it.

• 5:41Peyton Hardin?

  Well, okay, so I only shave my armpit hair whenever it's starting to come out of my t-shirt.

• 5:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, Wolverine? You shoe jet, your armpit hair comes out of your t-shirt?

• 5:51Peyton Hardin?

  You've never had armpit hair that long?

• 5:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 5:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 5:54Cameron Kennedy?

  My armpit hair caps out, exactly where it is, it caps out.

• 5:57Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 5:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Your just grows continuously.

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  Sometimes my hair locks up. It'll do like twist format, maybe a twisty situation.

• 6:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Your hair be locking up. It's like pimp gotta get cool. A pimp gotta cool down now, you hear me? Your armpit hair locks up.

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  100% it has.

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And that not, like, just that statement itself isn't disgusting to you.

• 6:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's when I shave, more of a trim. One time I shaved, like, bald, shaved.

• 6:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I love it.

• 6:27Peyton Hardin?

  One time I shaved...

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I love that shave.

• 6:30Peyton Hardin?

  One time I shaved down to the bare bone, right?

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 6:32Peyton Hardin?

  I was, I mean, it was almost like I got European wax or Brazilian, depending what cotton and you prefer. And the amount of itch and burn I had days after, it wasn't worth it. So now I just go in there, um, just quick little, like, could guard on it or maybe like some scissors.

• 6:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I, okay, Pete, we need to have talk.

• 6:50Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 6:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're still using scissors. That's what you do as a little young pup, as a boy. Bush starts bushin' real bad, you're afraid of a razor and you go in with the old scissors.

• 6:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm, I use scissors on my armpit, not my, my pubic, like, not my, my, my crotch.

• 7:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I cut my pubic hair with scissors for about three years. And I'm dead serious, too. I had, I was terrified of a razor, I didn't wanna cut myself, and no one else needed to know. So I didn't need to ask for help at the time, I wasn't like, "Dad, teach me how to..." I just went...

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  Now, there's a lot of different kinds of scissors. Were you going fabric scissors?

• 7:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I think...

• 7:22Peyton Hardin?

  Were you going like paper construction scissors or were you going like grooming scissors? Cause there are grooming scissors for like baby hairs.

• 7:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I definitely wasn't the grooming joints. It was, it was probably made for like arts and crafts, if I had to guess, yeah. And they were, they were like the fun-sized scissors, like that, they weren't like full-blown kitchen. "Oh, I wouldn't use culinary scissors on the pubes." "No, sir." But they were about right there, and I would just go... I give it a little trim.

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  Was it just top shelf or did you go under bull sack?

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, it was a weird dynamic I had. It was like top shelf got real trimmed, like a nice cut lawn, and the ball sack looked like a lollipop that you dropped in like a, like pile of dirt. It was nasty, the ball, I didn't know how to get those.

• 7:59Peyton Hardin?

  You went Billy Ray Cyrus on the, on the balls. Business in the front, party in the back.

• 8:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you hear me, playa? Oh, God. So my, now, I got to the point where I said the balls need to be addressed. Now, this is a true story, and this is a lot, and this lives on the internet forever, and I'm fine with that. So I grabbed the hairs and I kinda just twisted them up and like made a conglomerate and then went... So with one smooth swift of my blade, I was getting rid of about 30 pubic hairs.

• 8:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's actually disgusting.

• 8:25Cameron Kennedy?

  From the nuts, but it was very efficient.

• 8:26Peyton Hardin?

  Did the twist hurt?

• 8:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, slight, slight pain. Not like, not pain, like 3 out of 10. It was like a, "Ooh, ooh." Then I said, "Sck," and I was like, "Ah."

• 8:35Peyton Hardin?

  We've had this conversation before on a Patreon exclusive. CJ, our editor, still uses scissors to trim his pubic hair.

• 8:40Cameron Kennedy?

  To this day.

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  To this day, he's 24?

• 8:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a problem, to this day! That's a problem. That's, sorry, that was loud, that was really loud. That was kinda, that wasn't even this character. I just literally turned it into Deontay Wilder. That is a, yeah, that's a problem, and that's, honestly...

• 8:53Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta outgrow certain things.

• 8:55Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 8:56Peyton Hardin?

  Like, there's a time in your life where it should like automatically, like frontal lobe is starting to form, and you should, certain things should just automatically click.

• 9:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They should just drop, yes, 100%.

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  Like, at what age did you stop kissing your parents in the lips?

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man. It wasn't long, like, I'm not, I have friends that went to like middle school and... Now, that can't be me. Like, I cannot come home from B-team 7th grade football practice when I stare at a girl all day and think she's hot and then give my mother a kiss.

• 9:24Peyton Hardin?

  And then you're tongue punching Lisa.

• 9:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't, hey, to each their own. I was, I was, I was young.

• 9:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I would say probably like five-ish, six, something like that.

• 9:35Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 9:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Kinder first, like it was done.

• 9:37Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, I've never kissed my parents on the mouth.

• 9:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's.

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe when I was a baby, like little bitty baby, but like, since memory has formed, I was never, I was never kissed. Now, can we have this conversation?

• 9:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I know where this is going.

• 9:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, at what point is it become like, this is not okay, right?

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 9:54Peyton Hardin?

  Like, at what age is like, do you see it and you go, oh, I'm gonna think about this for a little bit? Like, what happened there?

• 10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Talking about the kissing?

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, yeah, dude, ah, and, and honestly, first off, I think I was younger than that. I think I was like three or four and then it's.

• 10:09Peyton Hardin?

  Teen.

• 10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, three, fourteen, three or four years into collegiate debt.

• 10:14Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, after, after warmest college basketball, I see my parents in the audience. I go, hey, come here, mom.

• 10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Thanks for coming, mom.

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  You go, hey, mom, come here.

• 10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Ow, no, um, okay, apps, for me, my threshold, take it if you want, leave it if you want. I think if your kid is like pretty self-sufficient, meaning they can put their own shoes, socks on, they can put their, they can do a lot for themselves, stop kissing them on the mouth.

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, you know, I, like, if we're, now, I love Tom Brady. I do too, he's the GOAT.

• 10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I love Tomathan.

• 10:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh, yeah, no, that's, I mean, especially like getting rubbed down, Tom.

• 10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, we're getting eighteen years old, we're kissing on the mouth, you know what I mean?

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  Your son owns, he owns a Urus, like, he drives a Urus, and you're kissing him on the mouth. He just took the SAT.

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's not, that's not okay. Like, he's going to varsity football practice, you're like, give me a hot smooch. That can't happen, I'm sorry, I can't, that can't happen, that, that, that's strange.

• 11:08Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm, I'm open for everything, like, I'm, like, I, I'm okay with different people doing whatever, it's fine, like, I know a lot of it's cultural, but it is okay for me to take a step back once I see it.

• 11:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It's okay for me to distance myself, and if I'm being honest, I'm gonna judge a little, and that's okay, that's just fine. That's the way of the world. You can kiss your kids.

• 11:26Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  All the way till your dying day, but there's a point where it, it needs to not be on the lips.

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It needs to be on the cheek.

• 11:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Or on the forehead.

• 11:33Peyton Hardin?

  Cause lips is intimate.

• 11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's intimate, it's like, hey, your, your son is probably banging a girl, like.

• 11:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Your, your son's probably actively having, you're kissing him on the mouth.

• 11:41Peyton Hardin?

  Now we're Eskimo brothers with our sons, we don't want that.

• 11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dear god.

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  Cause like, you know, if they're, if they're, you know, if they're sixteen, seventeen, they're starting to explore life.

• 11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they are, they're exploring.

• 11:51Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 11:52Cameron Kennedy?

  They're doing a lot with that tongue.

• 11:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's right, oh, man, now, now you're getting secondhand.

• 11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 11:57Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, go to jail, go to jail, go to prison. Now, at what point are you coming Bonnie Blue? Like, at what point are you just like, now we're just sharing specimens?

• 12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Longest yard, go be that QB on a prison team, Tom, oh, man, that, it can't happen.

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, it can't happen, I'd say absolute threshold is like, for me, and I know people just love their kids, it's gotta be like, it's gotta be like,

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  absolute is like seven.

• 12:20Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 12:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Six or seven.

• 12:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a seven player, you already know what the deal is, I'm, I'm six and seven.

• 12:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, yeah, I, it, it made me think of that, cause I was watching, um, like a, like a documentary show, which would be a reality show.

• 12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, I was watching a documentary show sitcom special movie series.

• 12:43Peyton Hardin?

  I was watching a reality show and it was like, it was like this family, and then it was a, I was like on episode six, and everything was normal, normal family, and they parted ways in one scene, and the kid was like fourteen, and he's like, can we give you a kiss? And it was just, the mom, and I, I literally, I literally said, holy.

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, I, you don't agree with that?

• 13:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I looked at Sarah and I go, what's going on? And I immediately thought, I can't imagine, you know, coming back from the studio one day and seeing Arnita and be like, play them hot lips.

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, grody.

• 13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine like, imagine Mike comes home from a shift at UPS, and he goes, Cam, come here. Like, you know what I mean?

• 13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, imagine, be like, god, how much white monster did you drink today?

• 13:31Peyton Hardin?

  Do you, no, there's no shot. No, if we're still twenty-five, twenty-six kissing our parents on the mouth, let's role play, are we keeping our eyes open or do we close them? Which makes it better?

• 13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, you have to keep your eyes open, if you close your eyes to kiss your parents on the lips as a twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight-year-old man, there's something absolutely wrong, like inherently wrong.

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't, I don't, I don't care if that's, that's insensitive, if you're closing, if you're going, alright, I love you, mom. Ah, the thought of that, the thought of that is appalling, the thought of that, of, of me pretending this is my mom, first off, what do you do with your hands? You grab her face, are you, are you stoveballing?

• 14:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't grab the face.

• 14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't, but are you gonna go in like this?

• 14:08Peyton Hardin?

  I think you, oh, on one shoulder.

• 14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're touching.

• 14:11Peyton Hardin?

  You can't guide her.

• 14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're touching your mom and kissing her on the lips, you gotta keep your eyes open.

• 14:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, you give her the chin up.

• 14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, god. Oh, pimp down, pimp is down, ah, you, that cannot happen, you have to, you think you gotta keep your eyes closed? You have to open your.

• 14:30Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, I can't make eye contact with Mark when I kiss him on the mouth. I like, I can't bump beards with my dad, with my eyes open.

• 14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Beard, but, but I, okay, eyes open.

• 14:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Is what makes it like, i, i, it's the unspoken, I'm annoyed this needs to end.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're like this, like, that's like, it's like you're checking a box, you have to do it, you're like this, and they're just like, see you, pimp. But no, if you're like this.

• 14:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, you can't, that's different, you're closing your eyes, licking your lips, turning, and you, you, it's gotta be like a.

• 15:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you closing it? No, you can't, dude.

• 15:04Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna see it happen.

• 15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Because closing.

• 15:06Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna see it happen.

• 15:07Cameron Kennedy?

  But closing your eyes is like a intimate thing, closing your eyes is intimate, you know, people, if you.

• 15:12Peyton Hardin?

  During sexy time, you close your eyes?

• 15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I, no, I, I watch her sometimes.

• 15:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you, no, sometimes.

• 15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Nah, not all the time, I like closing my eyes.

• 15:18Peyton Hardin?

  What, why? I wanna see that, I wanna see.

• 15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, yeah, but how, how much, I mean, what do you have, like raccoon eyes, well, what all can you see right there?

• 15:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I.

• 15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You're all up in it, where you're just looking at the bridge of her nose?

• 15:28Peyton Hardin?

  You turn your lights off during sexy time?

• 15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Not talking about the lights, you dumb.

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying.

• 15:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Talking about proximity.

• 15:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, you said.

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Her face is right here.

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, listen, you said you had rac, I have raccoon eyes, that means seeing it, you have sexy time with the lights off?

• 15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely, I have sexy time with the lights off, it's sexier.

• 15:44Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's sexier.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  It looks like a, inside of a, a Target, whenever I'm having sexy time, like, it is the brightest thing you've ever seen.

• 15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're clipping more lights on, like.

• 15:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, every lamp?

• 15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, you go, Sarah, put on the flashlight, put a flashlight on, every, that's, that's insane.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I, I love it.

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 15:59Peyton Hardin?

  I want it to be the brightest room ever, why?

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I get you all this, oh, admire my rod, and look at my body, and oh, I'm a king, whatever. I like to have an intimate, first off, we, let's keep it a buck, there's a baby right next to us, so I'm not turning the lights off.

• 16:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's cool, that's different.

• 16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a baby right there, but even without the baby, the lights are off.

• 16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's just, it's, I, I like to feel around, I like to find myself through the body. I wanna be, it's almost like being blindfolded without being it, I like to feel around, figure out what I'm getting into.

• 16:29Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, the reason I don't.

• 16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  There you are.

• 16:31Peyton Hardin?

  The reason I don't turn the lights off, I'm too clumsy, I'll elbow her, I'll get a twelve to six.

• 16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She's bleeding, you're just working your way down.

• 16:38Peyton Hardin?

  I go, what the, like, I can't, I, I'm too clumsy with the lights off.

• 16:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's a you problem.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  And I get scared, I'm not gonna lie, I always feel like something's gonna come up behind me.

• 16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, oh, that's even better, the suspense?

• 16:49Peyton Hardin?

  Of something coming up behind you?

• 16:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, you've never thought that?

• 16:52Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  The suspense, it, it's like, it makes it more mysterious.

• 16:55Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want suspense in sexy time.

• 16:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, is someone else in here? Like, I'm hearing something, and it's not us, and like, it, it builds a suspense.

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think an intruder in my house during sexy time turns me off.

• 17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm thinking.

• 17:05Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, oh, somebody's going through my drawer right now.

• 17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm thinking more spirits and stuff, and like a, like a, like a ghoul or.

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  You want haunted sexy time?

• 17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing screams more attractive and just high levels of dopamine than haunted, are you kidding me?

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  I've never been into that, I don't want you wearing a scream mask.

• 17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You need, oh, now that, now we're getting, now we're getting to the blue, now we're getting to the blue pages, and that's not, that's not what I do. That's not, I'm not putting a mask on, I'm talking about the lights are off, you might have one like lit candle, maybe, like a spooky little campfire, but that's how they did it back in the day, they didn't have, they didn't have like lights, they couldn't whip on a light, they did that at night on a concrete bed.

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  I have my, it literally looks like a production studio, it literally looks like we're about to film a Marvel movie, how bright it is in the room.

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not.

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, I'm saying, I just like it for the, the brightness of it.

• 17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that, that, that's so, I get it, you love your body?

• 17:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't, I, I'm actually disgusted, I, I am a little, no, no, because I'm starting to get a little fupa, I'm getting some fat upper area, and it's just like, I'm like, oh, man, it's like I shouldn't have had those Guinesses.

• 18:08Peyton Hardin?

  But the thing that it is, it's like, oh, you still love me, which is great.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And now I get that. I get that part, but the dark, I'm telling you, just try the dark next time. It's just don't go, don't lead with your bow.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're, you're gonna have to guide me.

• 18:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't, don't lead. I'll be there. I can be, well, no. I'll, I'll teach you through the phone.

• 18:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll kiss you through the phone.

• 18:26Peyton Hardin?

  Kiss me through the phone.

• 18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll see you later on.

• 18:29Peyton Hardin?

  Later on.

• 18:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Fix your wig now.

• 18:31Peyton Hardin?

  Kiss me through the phone.

• 18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Kiss me through the phone.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  See you when I get home.

• 18:40Peyton Hardin?

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• 20:07Peyton Hardin?

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• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a question for you.

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  I have an answer.

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And it is, um, it is about this past week.

• 20:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 20:41Cameron Kennedy?

  For you. You did something absolutely incredible.

• 20:44Peyton Hardin?

  I see.

• 20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was on, uh, hundreds and hundreds of people's stories.

• 20:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And they didn't even know you were gonna be there. You went to Monday Night Raw.

• 20:51Peyton Hardin?

  I did go to Monday Night Raw.

• 20:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And you were absolutely ringside. I'm talking peak.

• 20:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Arguably, that might be like the number one seat.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's a great seat.

• 21:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you were literally right at the, like, right at the steps.

• 21:03Peyton Hardin?

  Right at the turn. Everybody has to go right there.

• 21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone has to go in the turn. And you were on the camera multiple times. But there is an infamous moment with you and the one and only Tribal Chief himself, Roman Reigns.

• 21:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, can I lead?

• 21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to talk me through it.

• 21:17Peyton Hardin?

  Can I lead this into it? Okay. Me at Monday Night Raw has gone viral, but no one knows how embarrassing it actually was.

• 21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Jesus Christ. Now, why did I just know? I know, I knew you did something afterwards. You messed up before. You did something.

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was during it. It's the clip that's going viral of me and Roman Reigns locking eyes. But there's more to that that everybody didn't see.

• 21:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened?

• 21:39Peyton Hardin?

  So I was at Monday Night Raw, sitting, I almost said courtside.

• 21:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I know. That's, I almost said too.

• 21:44Peyton Hardin?

  I was at Monday Night Raw, sitting front row, right? And you've seen, if you watch it on Netflix, you can see me throughout the whole episode. Now, I'm a huge WWE guy. And I'm, sucks that I'm talking about this. Dress is Medusa.

• 21:57Peyton Hardin?

  So, right, they, they start the show, or before they start the show, they had, they film a show called Main Event, right?

• 22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 22:04Peyton Hardin?

  So this isn't on Netflix, but it's a show called Main Event. And I didn't know who was gonna be wrestling during Main Event. So before the show goes live, the visions, music starts playing. Now, the vision consists of Austin Theory, Maxine Dupree, and the one and only Logan Paul.

• 22:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, nice.

• 22:23Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm like, oh, Logan Paul is here. Now, he has seen clips of us before. We have some mutuals who have connected dots, right?

• 22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 22:31Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm standing there like, oh, Logan Paul is gonna know me, right? As soon as he turns this corner, right? So he turns the corner. Now, I'm big, right? I'm taking up a lot of space.

• 22:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 22:43Peyton Hardin?

  This has been, the theme of how embarrassing this was is, Peyton needs to buy longer shirts.

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you do.

• 22:54Peyton Hardin?

  So the Monday night, so the show starts, Logan Paul comes out first. Now, I'm excited, right? I'm a WWE guy. I don't care how big or whatever this podcast gets. I'm a fan at the end of the day.

• 23:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  So I stand up, Logan!

• 23:08Peyton Hardin?

  Now, Logan turns the corner, and you can see, I have a video of it. I'll play it here. I turned the corner, Logan, literally his eyes were like this.

• 23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, oh.

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  He locks eyes at me and then looks at my stomach. And he claps and goes, that's fantastic.

• 23:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not, I did not, oh no!

• 23:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's just, I think it's magnetic.

• 23:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It's okay.

• 23:31Peyton Hardin?

  There you go.

• 23:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not know he was doing that to your stomach.

• 23:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, he goes, that's fantastic.

• 23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, dude. I mean, I saw it.

• 23:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you though.

• 23:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm like, ah, dude, he's wearing those little shirts again. I know that's you though. But if Logan Paul's going, that's great. That's fantastic. That's insane. You know, what is it with the shirts?

• 23:55Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I'm, like, I, I forget that I'm not ripped anymore. And so when I wear a crop top, all that's coming up is fupa. And I don't, and it's hairy fupa. It's not.

• 24:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Logan!

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  We don't like the hairy fupa. Oh, God. And so, whatever, I'm still excited. Who cares? Now, the show starts, and the one, the only Roman Reigns comes out first. Now, Roman Reigns, one of the greatest of all time in the WWE.

• 24:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Goat tier.

• 24:17Peyton Hardin?

  This is the closest I've ever been to him.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it is.

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  And now, he's coming through. It sucks that his thing is acknowledging him, and it's raising your hand really high. So I'm wearing this baby t-shirt made for a six-year-old.

• 24:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, I acknowledge him, right? Now.

• 24:34Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, Tribal Chief!

• 24:38Peyton Hardin?

  And I didn't realize that the camera was directly just on me.

• 24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, in Roman Reigns.

• 24:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. And so, as Roman Reigns is coming up, I'm going like this, and like, I'm the biggest one, probably in that arena.

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 24:52Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm sitting right in front of him. So I'm standing up, all six foot seven of me, and I'm hyping him up. I'm like, yeah, Roman. I was like, yeah, you're the goat. Let's go, baby. And he's locking eyes with me. And he goes, he goes, yeah, you know what it is? He goes, let's go. You know what it is? And he's saying it to me. And I go, oh my God, I'm hyping up Roman.

• 25:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, this is my moment!

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  And then he goes, you know what it is?

• 25:17Peyton Hardin?

  And I see him look down at my gut because my shirt was too small. And if you watch in the, if you watch in the video, as soon as he looks at my stomach, he goes, it just turns. He looks so, he was like hyped with me. He goes, you know what it is? Let's go.

• 25:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, then now, now, does that feel, do you feel like something, the fact that you sickened Roman Reigns before he entered the ring?

• 25:47Peyton Hardin?

  Um, yeah, I probably threw him off a little bit.

• 25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  So think, think about it. You can keep that night forever. Any stutter, if you go back and watch his promo, any stutter, anything, it's probably attributed to you.

• 25:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's probably attributed to you and your hairy fupa. And that is an incredible feat.

• 26:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 26:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That is an incredible feat.

• 26:02Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, it got worse too through the night. So I was, um, I was standing up on the rail, and I'm a, I'm a gracious, I was standing up on the rail, and I'm a gracious guy. I know I'm six foot seven, and if I stand, I'm blocking people behind me.

• 26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  The next four rows are.

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  So I just was bent over the, the rail like this, so people could see over me, right?

• 26:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Good man.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  I was being a good man. Forgot I was wearing a baby t-shirt with too little underwear.

• 26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you own anything your size? What is, honestly, what does too little underwear mean?

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's.

• 26:31Cameron Kennedy?

  How's one obtain underwear that's too small?

• 26:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's like low-rise panties. Like, they don't go fully over my butt cheeks. They like hang halfway on my butt cheeks, but they're Calvin's.

• 26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You do not own a pair of Cheekstas. You, you have a pair of Cheekstas.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Cheekstas is pimping, playa. Oh, God. Oh! And so I was bent over the rail, and I had a guy behind me. He goes, hey, brother. Cracks out. Ah, brother, do you know how embarrassing that is to have to fix your butt crack in front of 20,000 people?

• 27:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Especially your butt crack. You probably went to fix it in a Roma, overtook Monday Night Raw. You said, oh, thanks, dog. And you said, Roman! It's like the cheese touch. You said, ah, just went into the crowd.

• 27:15Peyton Hardin?

  And, bro, it's so.

• 27:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, poor. I wonder how long he was seeing the crack before he told you.

• 27:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he definitely let half a match go.

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, easily, easily. He's being respectful.

• 27:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he was like, he was like, maybe he'll feel it.

• 27:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't feel it.

• 27:29Peyton Hardin?

  You were so locked in. Are you okay with it?

• 27:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Necklace sucks. And so, then, I forget we're intertwined into the WWE.

• 27:37Cameron Kennedy?

  WWE, like, we went to the headquarters. We know, like, a lot of those wrestlers, like, follow me on Instagram. We know each other, whatever. Alright, so Dominic Mysterio is out there, right? And I've told a story about how I farted on him on a plane.

• 27:51Peyton Hardin?

  Shat on him on a plane.

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And I forget, this podcast is big.

• 27:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He's probably seen it.

• 27:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Probably a multitude of friends said, "Hey, Dom, this kid [bleep] on you in the plane."

• 28:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And so he's in the ring, like, looking at the crowd. He looks at me and he goes,

• 28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  "You can see the cogs moving." He's like, he's like, "Maybe, he looks familiar. Is that a fupa? Did he fart on me?" And it's all just hitting at once.

• 28:16Peyton Hardin?

  So, yeah, it was, it was an embarrassing, embarrassing time. But it was the most fun time of my life, man. Like, that was, oh, I'll do it a thousand times over. And I paid for those tickets. I know I've worked with the WWE in the past. And I know there's probably people out there be like, "Oh, you got those free." I paid a grotesque amount of money for those tickets.

• 28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And as you should. And I'm glad you did, because that's like a bucket list. Now, I have another question for you. How attractive was Roman?

• 28:37Peyton Hardin?

  Roman Reigns is the hottest person I've ever seen.

• 28:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm glad you said that. Because I knew, at the, at the very end snippet of your video, you turn around, you go, "He's hot."

• 28:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, and you've always told me off-camera, just personal conversations, like, "That's a good-looking man."

• 28:49Peyton Hardin?

  Roman Reigns is hot, yeah.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And then we both were kind of mad at our women for not thinking he was as hot as he rightfully deserved.

• 28:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, no, yeah.

• 28:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So now, due to that, that you finally saw the hottest man ever, your words, not mine, in person.

• 29:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 29:00Cameron Kennedy?

  We're playing a game. We're gonna play King of Peyton's Heart. I have compiled a list of 15 men that I think are conventionally attractive.

• 29:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 29:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That are attractive to you specifically. And it's gonna be a King of the Court style. And we're gonna start with Roman.

• 29:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm about turning to stone.

• 29:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's Pimp Player! I'm ready for a good game.

• 29:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I love this guy. Alright, let's do it. Alright.

• 29:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you know, you know how it works. Basically, we're starting with Roman. And it's Roman or this guy. And whichever guy you pick goes to the next round.

• 29:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's a bracket system to, to get the hottest guy, the King of Peyton's Heart.

• 29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  King of Peyton's Heart.

• 29:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god. Uh-oh, you see it happening. You see it happening.

• 29:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, let me see the nipple! Oh, shut up. Put your [bleep] on, I'll give you a thousand dollars. Okay. Here.

• 29:47Peyton Hardin?

  Was that Boss Man D'Lo?

• 29:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Alright, so, up first, Roman Reigns or Justin Bieber?

• 29:56Peyton Hardin?

  Roman Reigns.

• 29:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Roman Reigns.

• 29:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'll have a little color on my man.

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and feel, they give me the dark meat, not the white.

• 30:03Peyton Hardin?

  The dog gonna bury the sweet of the juice.

• 30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yes, sir, every time. Now, get, now, you can give commentary if you want. We'll sprinkle through, we'll go through. Roman Reigns or Chris Hemsworth?

• 30:12Peyton Hardin?

  Roman Reigns.

• 30:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but Thor.

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I'm not a big Thor guy.

• 30:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Chris Hemsworth with his hair cut off? Oh, he can get.

• 30:18Peyton Hardin?

  He's hot. I think I would love a beer with him and, like, a beer date and, like, have him, like, whisper nasty things in my ear. But, like, I don't think I would want him long-term.

• 30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 30:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Roman, now, we got dark meat versus dark meat. Roman Reigns, Kelly Oubre.

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Kelly Oubre would break my heart. No, no, no, I've seen him in person. He's, he's two inches taller than me and his eyes, like, can, can pierce a glass. Are you crazy?

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I think my jaw [bleep] popped. I think my jaw popped. Oh, Pimp needs a dentist! Oh, god. Oh, lord.

• 30:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so who are you picking? Kelly or Roman?

• 30:50Peyton Hardin?

  Roman.

• 30:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Roman.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want that heart, heartache.

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Roman Reigns or Bad Bunny?

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Bad Bunny.

• 30:56Peyton Hardin?

  Tu no me te cambra, sarang bam biche. Okay, oh.

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  God. I don't know what the [bleep] you just said. I have no idea. Pimp needs a translator! Oh! Oh, he's talking [bleep] a different language.

• 31:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay.

• 31:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Roman or Bad Bunny?

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  I, I would, see, this is where I'm having a little, of a pickle here.

• 31:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 31:17Peyton Hardin?

  I saw Bad Bunny's Calvin Klein photo, shit.

• 31:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 31:20Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, if that wasn't stuffed, he's in the wrong industry. I mean, he could, he could be making way more money on the.

• 31:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If that wasn't tissue paper, he needs to open a blue app.

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, boy. Uh, it's gotta be Roman Reigns. I'm sorry, I love you, Bad Bunny. I love Bad Bunny.

• 31:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Love Bad Bunny.

• 31:35Peyton Hardin?

  Again, I think he's a little toxic. He might break my heart.

• 31:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He might break your heart. Okay, Roman Reigns or Lewis Hamilton?

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, dude, Louis. Oh, man.

• 31:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, this is good.

• 31:45Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, Louis.

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  This is good.

• 31:47Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I love a man that drives fast.

• 31:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You do?

• 31:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 31:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Louis, Louis will put your box in Mad Max mode.

• 31:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man.

• 32:00Cameron Kennedy?

  How many times this episode, my nipples slipped, by the way? I have no count.

• 32:03Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, oh, dude, this is hard. Like, literally. Um, see, now, the thought in me is wanting to pick Louis because he's so rich. And, like, his houses are insane and his cars.

• 32:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And this is up to you to judge however you want. If, if the richness adds to the hot skill, that's up to Peyton.

• 32:19Peyton Hardin?

  How many more do I have left?

• 32:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You're after Louis, the next one, then you'll be halfway.

• 32:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so I'll go Roman.

• 32:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Roman? Okay, next one, Jake Gyllenhaal.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That was the most, that was like a genuine upset. You said, like, you look genuinely upset.

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  Jake Gyllenhaal.

• 32:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Jake Gyllenhaal!

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's long, Jenny.

• 32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's Roman Reigns.

• 32:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's just because I love his movies and I would have him act out scenes to me while I'm in bed reading a book. I'm sorry, that's what I want.

• 32:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Jake Gyllenhaal or Anthony Joshua? Oh, god, if we've met him in person, that's some [bleep] is our size. Uh, probably 3% body fat. And he's got that little tooth jewel, like, bat canine.

• 32:55Peyton Hardin?

  So, uh, we, we met him in person. Literally, most attractive guy I've seen face-to-face. Um, again, too big, a little intimidating. I don't want that. I'm gonna stick with Jakey.

• 33:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. Actor, actor, one's near and dear to your heart for a specific reason, and one is longevity. You got Jake Gyllenhaal or Zac Efron?

• 33:13Peyton Hardin?

  Zac Efron, every day, don't even [bleep] play. Are you crazy?

• 33:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Zac Efron, Idris Elba.

• 33:16Peyton Hardin?

  Zac Efron.

• 33:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh! Oh, eyebrows, elbows!

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  Ow!

• 33:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, Zac. No, I was just saying, I was just saying, Idris is hot. No, Idris is hot, but I, I don't know.

• 33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Zac, okay, Zac or Tom Holland? New versus old. Okay, Tom Holland gave a little bully energy, baby.

• 33:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. He's got Z. He's got Z.

• 33:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, okay, good. You don't wanna break up a household.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  Don't wanna break up a happy home.

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Zac Efron, here we go, or the big Kansas City Chief himself, Travis Kelsey?

• 33:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I, I'd just [bleep] you if I wanted Travis Kelsey. I'm good.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  Zac Efron.

• 33:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Zac Efron or Charles Leclerc?

• 33:54Peyton Hardin?

  Zac Efron.

• 33:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 33:55Peyton Hardin?

  I saw Charles Leclerc in person. Hot, rich, not my type.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hot, rich, not my type.

• 34:01Peyton Hardin?

  Not my type.

• 34:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's keeping it P.

• 34:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, Zac Efron, Timothy Chalamet.

• 34:06Peyton Hardin?

  Zac Efron, Timothy Chalamet, make little boy energy.

• 34:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Little boy, okay, okay.

• 34:10Peyton Hardin?

  I like my boys a little more chess.

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A little more chess, a little more Musk.

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  But he's got a billionaire baddie, so.

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and he's, he's, he's spoken for it, too.

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, dare I say, this could be the king of the hill of the whites at the current moment. We got Zac Efron versus the 6'5". I've read every book known to man, demigod Jacob Elordi.

• 34:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Jacob Elordi doesn't move that whistle for you.

• 34:30Peyton Hardin?

  Jacob Elordi gives me toxic. He gives me.

• 34:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, Jacob Elordi will [bleep] destroy your heart.

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna, I'm gonna have to move back into my parents' house and cry for a couple of months. So, like, I don't want that.

• 34:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's gonna be so smart with it. He's gonna, oh, he'll manipulate that [bleep]. Jacob Elordi will be a manipulator.

• 34:44Peyton Hardin?

  I like Jakey, what are you doing in Paris?

• 34:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 34:46Peyton Hardin?

  Get out of there. There's nothing for you in Paris. Come back to Dallas.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "This would never work."

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so that is the end. So technically, Zac Efron won your list. Now, there is one bonus proposition.

• 34:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm down with that.

• 34:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So, as of right now, Zac Efron's your winner. He has won. Give it up for Zac. Bonus. Now, I know this person is near and dear to your heart.

• 35:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's gonna be a tough one.

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 35:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Zac Efron or Chet Holmgren?

• 35:13Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  Why is Chet Holmgren near and dear to my, near and dear to my heart? Chet Holmgren? No disrespect, these. Chet Holmgren?

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  Chet Holmgren and Zac Efron?

• 35:30Peyton Hardin?

  Are you [bleep] kidding me? No dis, you respect these. Are you kidding?

• 35:36Peyton Hardin?

  You have to be joking. Don't ever. You are the music in me. The [bleep] Chet Holmgren? Are you nuts, bro? Get the [bleep] out of here.

• 35:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Give it up! Give it up for Zac Efron, winning the King of Peyton's Heart.

• 35:52Peyton Hardin?

  You should've known that was gonna happen. Are you crazy? Are you nuts? Dude, I like these games, bro.

• 36:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh! Oh, can I, can I be honest with you?

• 36:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I be honest with you? So I had a list of 20 guys. I said, "I need to bring it down a little bit. And I wanna make sure there's some real tough ones for his heart."

• 36:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  So I texted Sasa. And then she literally, she sent me five names, four I already had, but still.

• 36:15Peyton Hardin?

  Who was the one she sent?

• 36:17Cameron Kennedy?

  The, uh, she sent Charles Leclerc.

• 36:20Peyton Hardin?

  I knew she did that one.

• 36:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Tom Holland.

• 36:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 36:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, uh.

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  God, she doesn't know me.

• 36:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Who, who else is she?

• 36:27Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't matter.

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't. But, and then, and then she put Timothy Chalamet, parentheses, maybe. And then she said, also.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah does not know my type.

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, also, you can rage bait him with Chet Holmgren because he hates him.

• 36:41Peyton Hardin?

  I don't hate Chet. Hate him competitively. I hate, I hate, I hate Chet.

• 36:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Lost a couple parlays?

• 36:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, I just don't like the way he treats Wimby.

• 36:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Wimby's my boy.

• 36:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And Wimby's better. Yeah, love you, Chet. Love you, Chet.

• 36:52Peyton Hardin?

  But, yeah, 100%.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I had to throw that. It was a perfect little wrinkle.

• 36:59Peyton Hardin?

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• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

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• 38:25Peyton Hardin?

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• 38:34Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, this is the spooky episode.

• 38:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Very spooky.

• 38:36Peyton Hardin?

  Halloween special. Let's talk about some Halloween stuff, man.

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's talk about it.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  I, you came with a game. I have a game, but before we get to the game, I, I, we said this on the Patreon on a 10 minute talks, which is one of our shows that comes out every Monday. So if you want to be in the Patreon, it go over there and uh, go check that out. We talked about ranking our different uh, holidays and Halloween is my number one.

• 38:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Halloween was your number one.

• 38:58Peyton Hardin?

  I love Halloween. So I want to play a game. I want to play a game. This is overrated, underrated Halloween edition.

• 39:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm here for it. I'm here for it.

• 39:06Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. The first one is scary movies. Overrated or underrated?

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Easy. Are we saying it on like three?

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, you know, just.

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, just to me?

• 39:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Underrated scary movies are the first off, they're fantastic and it's, it's, it's literally the season to watch them underrated.

• 39:21Peyton Hardin?

  It's a hundred percent overrated.

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and that's because you're a child. You are, you have a child's heart and you have child tear ducts and they just run loose if you watch scary movie.

• 39:28Peyton Hardin?

  I've said this before on our Patreon. I, I do not understand the point of scary movies and I don't feel like there's truly scary movies that exist. It's just jump scares and those aren't scary.

• 39:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it's to feel something. It's a, it's think of a thriller, think of a storyline you're following.

• 39:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  But then there's some scary that happens.

• 39:45Peyton Hardin?

  But in most scary movies I've tried to watch, the storylines are horrible. It's literally a comedy movie with jump scares.

• 39:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and that's your, that's your, honestly, I think that's your defense mechanism to get out or to stay away from watching them. I think you're a scared little girl and you can't watch the movies. You go, honestly, the plot was bad. And if you think about it, take away the jump scares, it's terrible production.

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  It really is. No, it's just, if a scary movie can scare me without jump scares, I'll change my mind, but I do not think that movie exists.

• 40:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't watch them.

• 40:11Peyton Hardin?

  Because.

• 40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you know you don't watch them?

• 40:13Peyton Hardin?

  I watched a couple and they're all the same. You watch one, you watch them all.

• 40:16Cameron Kennedy?

  If you go watch hereditary, terrifying.

• 40:18Peyton Hardin?

  Does it have jump scares?

• 40:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Mit's, a, a good horror movie is gonna have ju- you're acting like a jump scares, end all be all. There's gonna be some jump scares.

• 40:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, I, that's what I'm saying. The ultimate challenge I have to any scary movie director or, or viewer. If you can show me a scary movie that doesn't have jump scares and it still scares me, then I'll, I'll, I'll change my mind, but it doesn't exist.

• 40:36Cameron Kennedy?

  See that, that's the, if it doesn't exist, is that not clicking with you? Jump scares are hand in hand. They're great.

• 40:43Peyton Hardin?

  I've been scared in real life without being like jumped at.

• 40:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Didn't work. I thought I could get you. But that's the point. Jump scares are fantastic. You're tripping.

• 40:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 40:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're tripping. Movies are underrated.

• 40:56Peyton Hardin?

  Next one. Overrated, underrated Halloween candy. I'm a hundred percent saying Halloween candy is overrated.

• 41:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, what are you, it's liter-

• 41:05Peyton Hardin?

  There's no such thing as Halloween candy.

• 41:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. First, first off, that's a bold face.

• 41:10Peyton Hardin?

  There's no such thing.

• 41:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That is an absolute lie.

• 41:12Peyton Hardin?

  Every candy that you can get on Halloween, you can get 365 days out of the year. There's no specific Halloween candy.

• 41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You can buy roses 365 days of the year, but it's still the staple flower for Valentine's day, you prick. You, just cause, just cause there's greedy sons of b- that want your money all the time, doesn't mean it's a staple. Candy corn is a staple to the fall season and Halloween.

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  Halloween, uh, first of all, if that's your premise and you're going to die on the candy corn hill, candy corn is literally.

• 41:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, candy corn's decent.

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the least rated candy of all time.

• 41:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I'd argue statistics vote otherwise.

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  What's the least rated candy of all time then?

• 41:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Not candy corn. Candy corn is great.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's a polarizing, it's, it's like, it's like, nevermind. It's just a polarizing figure.

• 41:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But regardless, all the, first off, again, how, how can you say how that, that is equivalent? You saying Halloween candy being overrated on Halloween is like saying turkey is overrated on Thanksgiving.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 42:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're, I mean, you are just an outside the box.

• 42:09Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't, majority of people don't eat turkey on Thanksgiving. It's just overrated. It's just commercial. Like candy, like what makes the candy taste better on Halloween?

• 42:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Nobody said it tastes better, but the fact that it's like your, it's your cheat day. It's your day that you can check the box of, oh, I'm gonna be gluttony. Don't look at me like that. I have a lot of cheat takes.

• 42:27Peyton Hardin?

  I was about to say every Saturday.

• 42:28Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying everyone can indulge in the candy and if doesn't, you don't feel bad. It's, oh, it's Halloween. I gotta eat this, that and the third, da, da, da, da, da. And you go for it.

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's great. And you have a, a pillowcase full of candy.

• 42:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's definitely overrated. It's a pillowcase.

• 42:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I went with a pillowcase all the time.

• 42:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 42:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You can hold more.

• 42:45Peyton Hardin?

  No wonder y'all had to have that doctor visit with your pediatrician as a kid. You're like, you're like Cameron Kent.

• 42:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That was for my asthma.

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not for my candy, but you take a pillowcase, you get way more candy.

• 42:56Peyton Hardin?

  Fat head asthma, you stunk. I mean, you're weird, hey?

• 42:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, you had crooked teeth and, and dreadlocks and a broken spine. You're, oh my God, dude, you're.

• 43:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Next one, we're gonna do overrated, underrated Halloween parties.

• 43:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Overrated.

• 43:13Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 43:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Overrated.

• 43:15Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 43:15Cameron Kennedy?

  See dude, you're an alcoholic. That's all I need to hear. You're an alcoholic. That's all. The first thing that there's actual liquor involved, you're like, dude, underrated, best time around. The candy, which is the premise of Halloween, overrated. Watching scary movies, overrated. Hey, we're gonna have a party with some Don Julio, underrated. No, dude, you're.

• 43:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, Halloween is the best time to party. It's the best time to party.

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Going back to the same thing, what's so special about a Halloween party? Oh, cause you're dressed up, you can party and buy drinks. There's no special Halloween drinks.

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, there is. There's spooky punch.

• 43:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What makes a, oh, oh, I about lost it. Oh, that's not keeping it pee. That's not keeping it pee. You, there's spooky punch?

• 43:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 43:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And you put a plastic eyeball in a big bowl of punch?

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  And that's fog coming out of it and?

• 44:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Guess what? The fog machine you can buy year round. The dumb eyeballs you can buy year round and the drinks, the same drink you had last season.

• 44:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, but think about this though. Whenever you see a spooky punch on October 31st, oh, you're like, oh, that makes sense. This is sick. I never see this. Whenever you see a Reese's peanut butter cup, October 31st, you go, I saw this yesterday.

• 44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, but when you see-

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  The difference.

• 44:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not.

• 44:21Peyton Hardin?

  What's the difference?

• 44:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that's.

• 44:24Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I cooked you. I'm not gonna lie.

• 44:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You did not cook. That, that's sick. Oh, we dressed it up at a football party. If I throw a little football in your drink, it makes it a fo- football beverage?

• 44:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  The f- does that matter? It's a Jack and Coke.

• 44:35Peyton Hardin?

  Drink it.

• 44:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, we're not, this isn't, we're not living lavish over here. We didn't go slay a goat, make a potion with his blood.

• 44:43Peyton Hardin?

  Some people do.

• 44:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's not for me. I go, don't invite me to your party.

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but we literally did funnel chugging out of a skull. Like that's, you can't do that on November 5th. Like it's weird.

• 44:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine, but on November 5th, we still take a car key, we stab a can of beer and we still shotgun it. It's the same thing.

• 45:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it's different though.

• 45:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Stuff behind it.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  But that's different though.

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm using your argument against you.

• 45:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm using my argument for me. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is on November 5th, if you were to put a bunch of eyeballs, like fake bones and stuff and make a red punch with blood everywhere, if you were to do that in February, if you do that in July, people would literally look at you crazy. Be like, what is that? But if you were to be gluttonous in August, eating a bunch of Reese's peanut butter cups, no one would look at you weird. They'd be like, oh, he's just eating Reese's peanut butter cups. That's what I'm saying. There's no differentiation in candy, but there's a differentiation in punch, in parties.

• 45:38Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, the, the, you and your differentiation, the parties are overrated because I want to be able to have fun and hang out. If I was single, I might have a different opinion. I am, I'm a married man. I don't want to be dressed up. I don't want to dress up for everyone. It's fun to do it.

• 45:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's my next one. Before you get to that, before you get to that, overrated, underrated, dressing up in a costume.

• 45:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Overrated.

• 45:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's the hell cam. Look at you right now. That's the coolest you've ever looked.

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so hurtful. That's so hurtful, but thanks for saying that pimp. Thanks for keeping it pee.

• 46:14Peyton Hardin?

  See, look, how fun was that? Put on your glasses. And show me how happy pimp cam is.

• 46:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, pimp cam's doing the thing, baby. Oh, no, it is nice. It is fun to, it is fun to, to be a pimp and to keep it, to keep it pee. Oh, I lost my pinky ring. Oh no, lost that pinky ring. Play looks good. Got to get rid of the Apple watch though, but we look good. That's a lot of.

• 46:37Peyton Hardin?

  A pimp still cares about his steps.

• 46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  A pimp still needs to know his calories. Oh, a pimp, a pimp needs to shave his chest.

• 46:46Peyton Hardin?

  See, isn't that fun? Like this is fun. Like, like I, I haven't worn a dress since middle school. Like, and this is fun.

• 46:54Peyton Hardin?

  Like this is so fun.

• 46:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What? No, no, no. What did you just say? What did you just say? I did not know you in middle school. You probably weren't doing Halloween prank. Someone else got to grab your stuff. You haven't worn a dress since middle school.

• 47:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 47:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to elaborate that right now.

• 47:16Peyton Hardin?

  I used to make videos, like I used to make YouTube videos. And sometimes I just like to play dress about an imaginary mind. That's why I'm successful today, I think. That's the only reason.

• 47:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you try to describe these dresses you would wear? Are these your conventional dresses? Like, is this like going into your mom's closet, grabbing a dress?

• 47:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, whatever my mom had laying around.

• 47:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 47:36Peyton Hardin?

  But I always liked my grandma's ones because they were more like, like they're vintage. And I was like, oh, I was like, ooh, I want to, I want to yell at some people in a diner about where they sit.

• 47:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That ain't pimping, Pete. That ain't pimping, Pete. Oh, that's not right. That's not right.

• 47:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's, I love.

• 47:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Dressing up is fun, but the, the, I think I'm saying overrated because of the degree that you hold it to. Cause eh, you want me to be honest?

• 48:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:07Cameron Kennedy?

  As of right now, I'm sweating like a son of a, I'm gonna smell like swamp when we're done.

• 48:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:12Cameron Kennedy?

  My crotch has not been more suffocated in years.

• 48:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 48:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And like, I'm gonna have a significant red, like red ring on my head from this tiny hat, from this tiny wig.

• 48:22Peyton Hardin?

  But, okay, but I'm saying like, I love, like going to Halloween parties and like dressing up. And like, you could go up to somebody and be like, oh, honestly, I could be someone I'm not. And I've always wanted that.

• 48:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, and that's what I think it is, and I'm glad we got there. Like, I'm confident and I like me. I like Cameron. I enjoy Cameron Michael Kennedy. You're trying to escape something and I don't need that. And that's why Halloween wasn't my number one. That's why I say you only like Halloween for the dressing up. So you can't say, oh, it's my favorite holiday. When you don't watch the movies, you don't like the candies, you like the parties because you can drink and you like dressing up.

• 48:59Peyton Hardin?

  I just think, I, I just think Halloween, like dressing up, parties is the point of Halloween. That's the only point. The candy is just like us trying to get fat. That's, that's a fat thing. You could do that 365. The, there's no real scary movie without a jump scare. It's all bull.

• 49:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That, you, you just have crazy parameters. You have crazy param, okay. What about the non-conventional Halloween stuff?

• 49:23Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean? What's non-conventional?

• 49:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, like the mazes out in the field or like a haunted house, stuff like that.

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  You've gone to a maze out in the field?

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. They're honestly sick. Like the concept, when you think about it, it's like, oh, that sounds so lame. It's genuinely harder than like one, than one thinks. Like it's out of, it was, uh, it was a big, it was in Arkansas. It's a big, like just empty field and it's just hay. And they literally just make a maze. It's just hay fever. It's just, it's just hay fever. It's just hay fever pimp. But they just make a maze and that's fun.

• 49:52Peyton Hardin?

  Are you drinking during it?

• 49:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I, I probably dabbled.

• 49:56Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe I do have a problem.

• 49:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it's like, can, can we drink during the maze? Can we, oh dude, no, Monopoly is a fun game, but like, do you have drinks for it? Can we drink to play Monopoly?

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, maze is fun. What about haunted houses? Haunted houses are underrated. I will die on that hill.

• 50:12Peyton Hardin?

  I, I don't, I don't, I don't like them.

• 50:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It's because you don't like being scared.

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like jump scares. I don't like ju, jump scare. I don't like cheap, that's a cheap reaction.

• 50:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no dude, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is not a cheap react, that is the point of it. You hate being scared and that is your defense mechanism.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  Scare me without jumping at me.

• 50:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I supposed to do? Get inside your head and change your thoughts?

• 50:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 50:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You paid 20 bucks, you're gonna get jump scared. You're gonna go to the haunted house and you're gonna have fun and you're gonna be scared.

• 50:37Peyton Hardin?

  That's a skill to scare me without being cheap.

• 50:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, dude.

• 50:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'll sign up for that.

• 50:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That, you don't understand outside of looking in how this dilemma sounds. You have such a fear and you hate being scared that you have to like.

• 50:51Peyton Hardin?

  Who enjoys being scared? Like no one enjoys it.

• 50:53Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a roller coaster.

• 50:55Peyton Hardin?

  Too much good going on in your life if you enjoy being scared.

• 50:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a roller coaster, bro.

• 50:58Peyton Hardin?

  Like you, you need, am I smelling something?

• 51:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just talking about getting scared. This is coming, playa, it's coming. I don't smell Nathan.

• 51:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's like Dariel walked in, I smell like sheen, like hair oil, like something, I smell something.

• 51:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Like that, it might be that moose.

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's, that was a good game I wanted to play.

• 51:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That was, that was good. You're, and, and your takes are bull, your takes are.

• 51:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 51:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Candy on Halloween.

• 51:20Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like candy regardless.

• 51:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Gifts on Christmas? Hmm, overrated. You're kidding.

• 51:26Peyton Hardin?

  We'll get to that during Christmas time. We'll get to that during Christmas time.

• 51:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I, okay, we're talking about, you think that's outrageous and a cheap scare and something. I have to tell you something about our very own beloved Dallas, our city.

• 51:36Peyton Hardin?

  What happened here?

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this is, this is, you got too much good going on or you're too lonely.

• 51:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 51:43Cameron Kennedy?

  According to TikTok, there's been a subsect of people in Dallas that have started the Dallas Yell Club.

• 51:53Peyton Hardin?

  The Dallas Yell Club?

• 51:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yell, Y E L L.

• 51:57Peyton Hardin?

  What's the Dallas Yell Club?

• 51:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They have a Discord and they have a community of people that show up in the hundreds and scream at the same time, out loud, then go home? That ain't P pimp. That ain't P at all. I don't know what you thought you do.

• 52:22Peyton Hardin?

  Is it like a therapy thing or like what, are they yelling at each other?

• 52:26Cameron Kennedy?

  They quite literally, the guy goes, hey man, my name's, I don't even know his name. My name's Brian, I'm the founder of the Dallas Yell, like, it's like a real thing. Like he's very serious.

• 52:33Peyton Hardin?

  There has to be something behind this, no?

• 52:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, can I show you the Dallas Yell Club?

• 52:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, show me the Dallas Yell Club.

• 52:38Cameron Kennedy?

  There's hundreds of people that went to that, uh, I forgot the name of the park. The park that's like right over there.

• 52:44Peyton Hardin?

  Clyde Warren?

• 52:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not Clyde Warren, but, uh, another park. And they literally stood on the side of the road and they all just screamed.

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  And they're yelling at cars?

• 52:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at this, and this is, this is their first ever yell.

• 52:56Peyton Hardin?

  So many people, oh my God.

• 53:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And now, best part, ready? One of the top comments. Do y'all just, what happens when it's over? Do y'all just walk away and go somewhere else? The creator of the Dallas Yell Club goes, exactly.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  They, they gather to literally scream into the void and they go home?

• 53:34Peyton Hardin?

  Wait.

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and they do this weekly.

• 53:39Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, okay.

• 53:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine getting in your car and driving to meet stra, uh, hu, hundreds of strangers to go, ahhhh. And drive back home and you still gotta go cook dinner.

• 53:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, can I say, we, you can rewind in that video for the people, because we put it on the screen. There was a girl that was screaming literally with open palms, like to the heavens and we need to follow her home. I, you gotta watch who attends these. This has to be a thing to gather information.

• 54:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, pimp lost his ring again. Oh, if I ever saw a girl go, ahhhh, I'd be like, oh, oh, give me away.

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's, no, FBI should start going to these because you're gonna start finding some people. You're gonna start finding some people.

• 54:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, it's free, this is, this is, this is process of elimination.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:29Cameron Kennedy?

  This is not just nature taking its course.

• 54:31Peyton Hardin?

  We're taking the FBI's 10 most wanted list down to three after we go to this, because we're catching people.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Club, you're, I mean, the, you're the, the, the DA, the district attorney of Dallas is getting a bonus.

• 54:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:39Cameron Kennedy?

  If you go to the Dallas Yell Club, you're gonna get some absolute criminals.

• 54:42Peyton Hardin?

  Now, at what point, now, I, I think it's, it's genuinely, it could be therapeutic, right? It's fine. My thing is, when I start judging you is your duration of travel to get there.

• 54:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's whenever I start having a problem with you, right?

• 54:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me, playa.

• 54:58Peyton Hardin?

  Because what day is this held, first of all? Is this a weekday or a weekend?

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I think it's a weekday.

• 55:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, it looked like morning dew was outside.

• 55:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's see, the most recent one, I found in the comment, was October 11th at 6:00 PM. So that's a Sunday at 6:00 PM at night.

• 55:12Peyton Hardin?

  Now, that's not the day we, we praise, that's the day we praise the Lord, not yell at the sky.

• 55:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and she's going, ahhhh. Like, no dude, she's, she's praising something else.

• 55:22Peyton Hardin?

  So that's saying, Sunday football is on, it's a good day to drink some wine.

• 55:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you got people, I mean, the, the odds of there being like a sports bar on the other side of that road, they were screaming is very high.

• 55:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You got people just simply trying to watch the boys.

• 55:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You got people trying to cheer on the Cowboys and they hear 600 human beings scream.

• 55:38Peyton Hardin?

  Now.

• 55:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Invasion's happening, like Vikings are getting off the ship.

• 55:42Peyton Hardin?

  Like I said, it, it is all about duration.

• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, what is the max? What is the max, or, or, or?

• 55:48Peyton Hardin?

  If you're not in walking distance, you're weird. I'm not gonna, I'm saying if you're.

• 55:51Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, if you, if you crank a vehicle to go to the Dallas Yell Club, you're weird.

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  Because it costs you money to do that, because you got to pay gas. And, and this economy, you cannot always gas yell.

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Guess what? You can scream for free.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  In your car.

• 56:03Cameron Kennedy?

  In your house, in your mind, in your shower, in your backyard, you can scream at your job. You can scream for free.

• 56:11Peyton Hardin?

  You can't scream at your job or your apartment.

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I can. Ahhhh, you can scream at your job, you can scream at your job.

• 56:16Peyton Hardin?

  But you're also dressed as a pimp.

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true and pimps do as they please, you feel me?

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  Not everybody, like some people work real like jobs, like serious jobs and they're stressed out and they don't, they can't scream there. I get that.

• 56:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Car.

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  You can scream in your car.

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Scream as loud as you absolutely want. Then you crank that car and you go home, you don't go to the yell club.

• 56:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And this isn't on the yell club.

• 56:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's actually, this is a comedy podcast.

• 56:37Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, and I hope, I hope you grow in, in number. I hope you grow in attendance.

• 56:40Peyton Hardin?

  This could be therapeutic.

• 56:41Cameron Kennedy?

  This could be therapeutic.

• 56:42Peyton Hardin?

  I look like Miss Danzworth, like whatever her name is from, a high school musical, the theater teacher.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, I didn't, I wasn't too, I mean, I watched them all enough to check the box, but that was it. But the Dallas Yell Club.

• 56:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm glad that you said, I was gonna be nice, I was gonna say if you drive more than five minutes, you're a little, a little strange, a little weird. Especially considering it's held like in a downtown area, you can.

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  I know, right, where that's off the bridge, that's right. We could see that from our office if we get on the top floor.

• 57:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 57:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I don't think you understand, there's probably people from like, like Plano, McKinney, Waukesha, like, all, like.

• 57:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't be from Waukesha, you can't, you can't.

• 57:15Cameron Kennedy?

  If someone's from Waukesha, if someone's from Waukesha and they're in the Dallas Yell Club, what do you think of them?

• 57:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, they've killed people. No, you've definitely killed people.

• 57:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent, you've done, you have done heinous, you've done heinous crimes and you're going here as like a form of like relief.

• 57:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, someone's like.

• 57:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're getting it off your chest.

• 57:32Peyton Hardin?

  I came from Salina.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I would literally be like, I need, I, as a, this is a civil arrest. I need to see your trunk before you go home. There's probably, there's probably a human being there.

• 57:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's bad, it's bad. If you've gone to the Dallas Yell Club, let it be known in the comments.

• 57:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, leave a comment, say, was it fun? Tell us if you did something after, because I mean, by God, I don't, I don't know what the hell.

• 57:50Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like, uh, and if you're in a different.

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Different state or country, let me know if you have a yell club.

• 57:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, tell me if y'all have like a Lithuania yell club.

• 57:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:57Peyton Hardin?

  Um, like a Turk, uh, Turketskand scream appointment. That's insane.

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, I found out I have a secret talent this last week.

• 58:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, here we go.

• 58:11Cameron Kennedy?

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• 58:53Cameron Kennedy?

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• 59:37Cameron Kennedy?

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• 59:57Peyton Hardin?

  I found out I have a secret talent.

• 59:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What is it? What is your secret talent?

• 1:00:01Peyton Hardin?

  I saw a TikTok of this guy explaining Old English sentences. Like he would put an array of sentences from like when the English language was born, all the way to 2006.

• 1:00:14Peyton Hardin?

  What year are we in?

• 1:00:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 2026.

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, I've been stoned for that long.

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He said 2000.

• 1:00:19Peyton Hardin?

  There's a guy on TikTok that shows the English language all the way from its conception to today's English and how it's changed.

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. Like how, I was lost at first.

• 1:00:28Peyton Hardin?

  And I have a, a special gift. I can understand Old English very well.

• 1:00:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, I'm so scared because I'm a prideful man. I immediately don't believe you, but we have to test this. And I, I, there's a feeling of mine. I, there's, there's genuinely not like, okay, let me, let me see first, cause it should be hard. It should be undoable. And then your weird just touch is gonna do it.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Okay. So I want you to look up some and I want you to test me. Now, and we can keep going in order till like, until I get to 2026. But I think it's only going to take me like three tries.

• 1:01:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. So I'm starting.

• 1:01:03Peyton Hardin?

  Old time and then if I can't get it, get closer and closer to 2026.

• 1:01:07Cameron Kennedy?

  All right. I got a couple. Let's see how well you know Old English.

• 1:01:11Peyton Hardin?

  I think I have a special talent. Like genuinely, it's like one of the only things I'm good at.

• 1:01:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. This is in 1400s. It is a passenjage bada custom.

• 1:01:20Peyton Hardin?

  It is a passenjage. I don't know what that word is.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It is a passenjage bada custom.

• 1:01:28Peyton Hardin?

  Something, it's a bad like thing to do. It's something a bad thing. It's a bad thing to do.

• 1:01:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Okay. Let's go up a hundred years. 1500s. It is a passinge bad custom.

• 1:01:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's a bad thing to do. It's like a bad, uh, it's like a bad trait. It's like a bad habit. It's a bad habit or it's a bad trait.

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  Is that right?

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I told you. Okay. It's technically, it's a terrible habit, but how the, I mean, passenger.

• 1:01:55Peyton Hardin?

  That was probably the easiest thing you could have given me.

• 1:01:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That might, but we're not, okay. I looked at the top. It's, it's a passenjage, a bad custom. I'm not going to go, oh, it's terrible habit. Like that's, I don't know how you just decipher it.

• 1:02:05Peyton Hardin?

  Dark Ectoph's clue.

• 1:02:06Cameron Kennedy?

  All right. All right. Next one. 1400s.

• 1:02:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He tricep a crabbed path.

• 1:02:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't know. Uh, oh, it's, uh, say it again.

• 1:02:18Cameron Kennedy?

  He tricep. I mean, I've, I've never seen this letter before.

• 1:02:21Peyton Hardin?

  A tricep?

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  He tricep a crabbed path.

• 1:02:26Peyton Hardin?

  He's going down the wrong path or something?

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Okay. 1500s, a hundred years in the, in the future.

• 1:02:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  He treadeth a crooked way.

• 1:02:34Peyton Hardin?

  He treadeth a crooked way.

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He treadeth a crooked way, playa.

• 1:02:38Peyton Hardin?

  He's being crooked. He's being creepy.

• 1:02:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Another hundred. Not too much of a difference. He walketh a crooked path.

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  He's like being sketchy. Like he's like a sketchy guy. Like he's, like in 2026, I'd be like, he's being sketchy.

• 1:02:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's exactly what it is.

• 1:03:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't want to high, I don't want to high five you. This makes me feel less of myself. I would have never got that.

• 1:03:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's easy.

• 1:03:06Cameron Kennedy?

  How is that? I would have never, I would have never left location, navigation. He's walking a crooked path. He treadeth a crooked path. And you're like, ah, probably means he's sketch.

• 1:03:14Peyton Hardin?

  Well, well, I'm saying, well, it doesn't like, that's not definition. Like, but it's like, you have to take it into modern slang. It's because be a pimp.

• 1:03:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he treadeth a crooked path. Oh, he about to stab you in the back. Watch out. Oh, grab the gun. There's no.

• 1:03:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, I'm good at this. Like it's like a secret talent I have.

• 1:03:32Cameron Kennedy?

  All right. You're getting these easy, the, oh, super sketchy and all this, whatever. We're turning it up. This starts in 1026.

• 1:03:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Ich ido tupam wuda bea pet. Ich fugelis giswa.

• 1:03:47Peyton Hardin?

  Are you, now, there's no chance.

• 1:03:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll, but I'll progress you.

• 1:03:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you can't, there's no, that was German.

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I know. Yeah. That literally, that doesn't.

• 1:03:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. What does that mean?

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, now here we go. This one, eh, this one's going to be hard too. And then the next one, it's a little more understandable. But I started you 400 years back. You kept getting the 1400s easy. So hell, let's take it back to a thousand.

• 1:04:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So 1226. Ich winter to be woad for to see on britties.

• 1:04:16Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody went to see something.

• 1:04:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Ich winty to be woad for to see on britties.

• 1:04:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's the middle part. I don't know, but somebody went to see something.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Not, oh, okay.

• 1:04:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:04:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Now back to your, back to your threshold, which I guess you're just fluent in 1400s English.

• 1:04:33Peyton Hardin?

  Can't do basic.

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Can't do basic math. Can't do a, oh, you paid a dollar. He gave you 30 cents. How much, but you can do.

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  That'd be negative 29 cents.

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh God. 14.

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I wenteth unto the woad to seen britties.

• 1:04:49Peyton Hardin?

  I went on to, to the woad to see britties. So see, I've, like I said, he went to go see something. He went off to the woad. Water? He went to the water to see fish or something?

• 1:05:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I, you're actually close, but you're not, it's not all there. I wenteth, I wenteth unto the woad to seen britties.

• 1:05:09Peyton Hardin?

  Birds, britties or bitties or some.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he went down to the water to see the, oh God.

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what the woady is.

• 1:05:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I couldn't imagine a bush in the 1400s.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  You had to traverse that cavern up.

• 1:05:23Cameron Kennedy?

  They had homemade soap too. I know that didn't smell good.

• 1:05:25Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa, here we go.

• 1:05:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So woad, you said water. What, what does woad sound like? And what is that last one? This, your big clue is the last one.

• 1:05:32Peyton Hardin?

  Birdies?

• 1:05:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Britties. Okay. Yes.

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  Birdies.

• 1:05:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So where would they be?

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  Trees.

• 1:05:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Woad.

• 1:05:37Peyton Hardin?

  The woad.

• 1:05:39Peyton Hardin?

  Woad. Like the woods? He went to the woods to see some birds?

• 1:05:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so stu-, I don't understand. I don't like, like genuinely, look at that. I'm like, you're.

• 1:05:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I went to, I went into the woods to see some birds. Yeah. That's it.

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, look where it starts and you're deciphering. And that literally does not look like, it's not English.

• 1:05:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no. And they're, they're on the screen for everybody to see, but yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:06:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That is insane.

• 1:06:05Peyton Hardin?

  I told you it's a secret talent I have. I'm bad at like things that I need. Like I, I don't really understand things. Like the other day, I, I don't know if I should talk about this. It's, it's a genuine question I have. I have like a crazy plane story, but I'll tell it next week. But like genuinely, I don't know. I was saying, okay. Hmm. Should I say it?

• 1:06:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You should say it.

• 1:06:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You should say it. You're Medusa. You do as you please.

• 1:06:26Peyton Hardin?

  I've been traveling a lot, right?

• 1:06:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You have.

• 1:06:28Peyton Hardin?

  Like I fly like every other week almost.

• 1:06:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Peyton Hardin?

  Do other countries have TSA?

• 1:06:37Peyton Hardin?

  Or is that just us because of the? The plane situation, the tower one we got, the, the bad one.

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 1:06:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's, it strikes me as interesting that you ask that considering we were just in Australia.

• 1:06:53Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I don't remember that.

• 1:06:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Clearly, cuz they have the same stuff. We went through the thing and went through the detectors. They looked at the bag.

• 1:07:01Peyton Hardin?

  So they have TSA too.

• 1:07:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not all called TSA. I don't think TSA is necessarily a global alliance. I think ours is called TSA. They might be called something else.

• 1:07:10Peyton Hardin?

  Did they always have that or did they wait for us to get shebang?

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  They probably waited for us to get shebang.

• 1:07:16Peyton Hardin?

  They saw Manish on the beach.

• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Manish on the beach, they said TSA. Oh, they said Manish on the beach. That's keeping the P player. No, they said, oh.

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  So there is.

• 1:07:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:07:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:07:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  Like, but that is that just us cuz Australia is very like similar to us. Like, I think if you were to go to like, take a flight to Russia, right?

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, another global superpower. Yes, they're gonna have their version of TSA, P.

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:07:41Peyton Hardin?

  Is there any countries that you could just get on the plane?

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  For God's sakes, when you do JSX, they have their, they have their own little version of TSA. They have a little conveyor belt. Yes, they do. There's, there's, but it's still, it's the same. Like, there's, I, I'd argue, there's, you'd have to be very out there, like, very, not off-grid, but away from like urban stuff to get on a plane that your bags don't get checked. Or, or it's, or it's your jet.

• 1:08:08Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, private jet. Isn't that cra-

• 1:08:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're right there.

• 1:08:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, something's happened. Isn't it crazy that they're, we just used to get on planes?

• 1:08:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's insane.

• 1:08:16Peyton Hardin?

  Who thought of that?

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I do wonder, was there any form of like, there had to have been some-

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  There was some security.

• 1:08:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Down or something?

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, there's like a metal detector. I think it's like a metal detector.

• 1:08:28Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but even then, it's like.

• 1:08:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy.

• 1:08:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane. And now they can see everything in your bag. They can see everything like that. First off, I, I've never understood the science of that. I've never, I know, I understand it's like an X-ray.

• 1:08:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:40Cameron Kennedy?

  But I've, I've never understood the science of an X-ray, like medical or TSA stuff. It's like, what do you mean? There's these rays that are hitting my body to where you can then see through my skin and see through my bag. I've never understood that. This, that might sound like a patent thought.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the same way.

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk it out with me, but that makes, that is, that is one of the things that's baffling to me. Like, you're, you're afraid of clouds and.

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, how can you see through me? That, that's.

• 1:09:07Peyton Hardin?

  They can't see through you.

• 1:09:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you can.

• 1:09:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't. They can't even see your PP.

• 1:09:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz on an X-ray, they're looking for bones. There's not a bone in your PP, big dog. And if you got that, then where do you get them? Cuz I don't.

• 1:09:22Peyton Hardin?

  Why do they call it a boner then?

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you get hard and then it's hard like a bone. But there's no bone in your, in your, in your Johnson. There's no bone down there.

• 1:09:30Peyton Hardin?

  It's just ligament.

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, one round, oh my god. One wrong bounce and you gonna break it.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, we know some people.

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, ooh, ooh. But yeah, they, they do see through you. And why'd you-

• 1:09:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, they don't see through you. They don't see.

• 1:09:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You said they don't even see through you. They can't see your PP. Why'd you go straight to that?

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  Because I used to fluff a little bit before I went through the little thing because I was like, if they could see it, I don't want them seeing small little chub. I don't want them seeing good rod.

• 1:09:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. But no, they don't, but they do.

• 1:09:57Peyton Hardin?

  They can't see through you, Cam.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm looking at you.

• 1:10:00Peyton Hardin?

  In the TSA machine, when you go like this?

• 1:10:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you idiot. No. Oh, dude, oh, dude. I, I got, I just got this really, I wanted to kinda touch you right there. Like, I wanted to grab you.

• 1:10:10Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean see through you?

• 1:10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  In an X-ray. In X-ray. I said X-ray for medical, then I said TSA stuff.

• 1:10:19Peyton Hardin?

  I thought we were talking about TSA.

• 1:10:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said both and you said, yeah. On the X-ray, they're seeing through you to see your bones. On the TSA stuff, they're seeing through your bag. They see.

• 1:10:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're seeing through your clothes.

• 1:10:33Peyton Hardin?

  So they see if you have any wires or any mechanisms that you're not supposed to have.

• 1:10:36Cameron Kennedy?

  For your bag.

• 1:10:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's not an X-ray.

• 1:10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you, okay.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's a scanning machine.

• 1:10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The bag. The bag. We're not taught, take this human being out of it. We're not talking about when you do this. We're not talking about that, that AP. We're talking about your bag. If you, you have a black bag.

• 1:10:58Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 1:10:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a black bag.

• 1:11:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It cannot be seen through. I have no idea what's in it. You put it through their little nifty difty machine. They know every object you own. That's what I'm talking about.

• 1:11:09Peyton Hardin?

  Kind of.

• 1:11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not.

• 1:11:10Peyton Hardin?

  They don't know.

• 1:11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean kind of?

• 1:11:11Peyton Hardin?

  They can see shapes and like heat rays. They can't see what it is, really. You can like make out cuz you're human, you know, but like they don't, like my Nintendo Switch gets stopped every time. But if they knew it was a Nintendo Switch, they would just let it go. They can't see what it is.

• 1:11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  But you can tell, okay, if you see a in there, it's a good guess, it's a dildo. Good guess.

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  But they gotta take it out and check it. That's why they check it.

• 1:11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, and that'd be crazy.

• 1:11:33Peyton Hardin?

  If they're like, oh, it's just a, it was just a foam, they'd let it go.

• 1:11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's, it's same thing with the X-ray. They can see the bone. They can see the bone. They can't see if it's rotten and distorted. They can see if there's chips and stuff. They can see the overall bone. Your bone could be painted purple for whatever reason, but they can see the bone. They're seeing through, like, right now, I'm looking at your arm. I cannot see your bones. We know the human anatomy. I have a decent idea where it should be. I don't know where it is. You might have a weird bone. You might have a messed up, might be, your, your arm could literally, your bone could be doing a right angle right now. And I don't know.

• 1:12:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But the doctors do. And that technology baffles my brain.

• 1:12:05Peyton Hardin?

  I think.

• 1:12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, that genuinely doesn't make sense to me.

• 1:12:08Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's, it's, it's not as smart as you think it is.

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  I think like, I think like a Dexascan is more impressive than like a TSA scanner. Like, you can know my body fat percentage, my muscle density, like, how much protein.

• 1:12:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Are Dexascan's legit?

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz I believe they're legit too, but I'm, I'm there with you. What do you mean I hold on to this thing and I lay down and then you tell me how, how fat I am?

• 1:12:34Peyton Hardin?

  If you're going to the Planet Fitness Dexascan, those aren't accurate.

• 1:12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but there's handheld ones.

• 1:12:40Peyton Hardin?

  Those aren't accurate.

• 1:12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know, but there's handheld ones that are connected to a machine.

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  Those aren't accurate.

• 1:12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They're, a Dexascan is a lay down one, but.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  The lay down ones is the accurate.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I went to one in a, in a doctor. That was a, a multi, like, thousand dollar machine. It wasn't like, it wasn't the handheld, like a Nintendo controller.

• 1:12:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  If you grab the machine, you raise it up, you're standing on it, all this stuff.

• 1:12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Your doctor's office is not.

• 1:13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not what?

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  They don't have good technology in there. They still tap your knee and watch you fly. Like, it's not good, bro. It's not good, man. You don't, you don't have the best, I know you got that independent insurance, brother. I know it, but you're not, you shouldn't be the example. I love you, man, but it's not the best. I mean, science has gotten so far.

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, go. Oh, he's good. That's P. That's pimpin'.

• 1:13:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Um, no, no, it is impressive. It is impressive.

• 1:13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But to answer your question, yeah, everybody, every country's got their version, buddy. We're safe, no matter where you go.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't think.

• 1:13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a crazy thought that you have.

• 1:13:42Peyton Hardin?

  See, I was thinking, I was like, if somebody really wanted to do something, they would just fly in from a different country. Guess that's what they did the first time. No, they didn't. They came from Boston. When did nine eleven?

• 1:13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  They did, yeah.

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  They didn't come from over there.

• 1:13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and see, and, and that's why Boston sucks. I'm just kidding.

• 1:13:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think Boston did it.

• 1:14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they didn't. Oh, my god. What a sad day. Wow. It took a turn.

• 1:14:09Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:14:54Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:16:05Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:17:33Peyton Hardin?

  Do you wanna do it? Do we wanna do a pop culture?

• 1:17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, yeah, we can do a quick one.

• 1:17:36Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do a quick Halloween pop culture. It's spooky.

• 1:17:40Peyton Hardin?

  It's Cyber People's Favorite Segment. You know what that is? Pop Culture Paying a Cam.

• 1:17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Paying a P.

• 1:17:47Peyton Hardin?

  Pop Culture Paying a Cam. Alrighty.

• 1:17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me, play. I got one for you.

• 1:17:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, just talk to me, daddy.

• 1:17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  On the, uh, on the, on the guise of spooky and stuff like that, there was, I read an article.

• 1:17:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, you didn't. You read a headline.

• 1:17:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I read, but then I clicked the article. I actually did, believe it or not.

• 1:18:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I read an article. Kinda sad, but it's spooky.

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 1:18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  This woman, right? She finds the, uh, the venue of her dreams for her, for her wedding. Sixteen thousand dollar deposit.

• 1:18:12Peyton Hardin?

  I think I've seen.

• 1:18:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my lord.

• 1:18:14Peyton Hardin?

  So sad.

• 1:18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Sixteen thousand dollar deposit. The date's coming up. Unfortunately, her fiance at the time, soon to be husband, he passes away.

• 1:18:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's so sad.

• 1:18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So sad. Passes away before the wedding takes place. She contacts the venue, hey, tragedies happened. No longer getting married. Can I please have my money back? They said absolutely not. That is insane.

• 1:18:36Peyton Hardin?

  Evil.

• 1:18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That is in, that is you. That is Medusa. Like, that, that is.

• 1:18:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's the worst.

• 1:18:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Sixteen thousand dollars to a now widow.

• 1:18:46Peyton Hardin?

  Even if it's.

• 1:18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But a widow, and you just say, sorry about you? Worst part is, thi- thi- this is honestly the worst PR move they ever could have made. They said, we can't give you the money back, but we can give you a cre- a credit, and we can, you can use it for a later date. Are you out of your fucking mind? Are you, this woman?

• 1:19:07Peyton Hardin?

  They gave her.

• 1:19:08Cameron Kennedy?

  They said.

• 1:19:09Peyton Hardin?

  A credit?

• 1:19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, now, the, the deposit's gonna stay, but we'll credit you for an event of your choosing later down the line.

• 1:19:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I didn't, I thought it was just for another wedding. I was about to, it is?

• 1:19:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it's, it's a wedding venue. Like, yeah, she, she don't have, probably have to have a wedding there. She could do a party or something. It's like, I'm never, I'm going to, I'm going to exhaust every option I possibly have to make sure you have no business, and you're thinking about.

• 1:19:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's this place called? Cause I wanna call them out. Like, that's fucked up.

• 1:19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's insane.

• 1:19:39Peyton Hardin?

  This place.

• 1:19:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, literally, but I, she, now, the question, she, it all comes to underwriting, but she believed is, uh, gonna try to pursue and, and sue them.

• 1:19:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they, duh.

• 1:19:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Legal action. Now.

• 1:19:54Peyton Hardin?

  But in the contract, did you read the terms of service or just click agree so you get to that new iPhone?

• 1:19:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying. Do you think, if it goes to the court, do you think legality wise, that they're going to be obligated?

• 1:20:06Peyton Hardin?

  These corporations are so crooked.

• 1:20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  They are.

• 1:20:08Peyton Hardin?

  I understand, you gotta make money. I get that. But there's a morality that comes. Like, imagine the business you would have gotten if you were a good person.

• 1:20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:20:16Peyton Hardin?

  Like, that's crazy.

• 1:20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you could have spun, like, you chose to be negative and, and just, and it's going to bite you in the, terribly.

• 1:20:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's horrible, man.

• 1:20:25Cameron Kennedy?

  But I think, I think if she does sue, I don't think she'll win.

• 1:20:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, probably not.

• 1:20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think she'll win, but.

• 1:20:30Peyton Hardin?

  But there's probably gonna be like a GoFundMe or something for.

• 1:20:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They'll definitely be a GoFundMe. They'll be, my, my finger's turning purple, by the way, that.

• 1:20:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's not good. I told you not to put it anywhere else but your pinky.

• 1:20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, but she's gonna get a moral victory.

• 1:20:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe, hopefully a GoFundMe and whatnot, and, and everybody can, like, band together and take care of her. And then, this place doesn't understand genuinely the power of social media nowadays. Like, they're going to get ran through the mud. You're going to get ran through the mud.

• 1:20:57Peyton Hardin?

  There's, there's gonna be a cheap wedding venue coming up because they're gonna, no one's gonna buy them.

• 1:21:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Or out of business. Real cheap or out of business. Could've, could've been, could've done one nice thing, whether it's in your bylaws or not.

• 1:21:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, bro, it's like, there should be a, a speci- like, I understand if they get divorced or they broke up.

• 1:21:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's diff, that's on them.

• 1:21:14Peyton Hardin?

  But if there's, the, the, the, we have a loss of life here, man. Let's, let's be human beings. They should pay for the wedding. They should take the sixteen thousand dollars, give back yours for the funeral. Like, do something.

• 1:21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And the thing is, like, it hasn't even happened yet.

• 1:21:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, any time, effort, energy, some people you had staff that night, like, that wedding was in the, like, it hasn't happened.

• 1:21:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I wonder how far ahead in the future.

• 1:21:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Before, like.

• 1:21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Even if.

• 1:21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Even, but even if, but it's like, the night before, if you've already bought all the stuff to accommodate the wedding, and you bought all the flight, you're like, you know, I would be like, okay, this is what we're out of pocket. I can give you everything else back.

• 1:21:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, at that point, cause that, that's just overhead for me, but I'm saying, it's, there's like no harm in giving them their money back.

• 1:21:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Well, I wish we could call them out. I wish we could, so we could do something good for the people.

• 1:21:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Find the name?

• 1:21:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, sure. Find the name of them, because we wanna take down these evil corporations.

• 1:22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Should we?

• 1:22:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, so the, the, the whole thing in a nutshell, like, two sentences. I'm not gonna say her name, but obviously you can look it up, but she is suing, uh, Posey Meadows in San Marcos, Texas, after the venue refused to refund nearly sixteen thousand dollars following the sudden death of her fiance de, I'm not gonna say his name either. Uh, so she's suing them. The venue countersued. The venue is countersuing her back for breach, for breach of contract.

• 1:22:28Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa.

• 1:22:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Claiming she failed to make final payments. And, mind you, their wedding was scheduled for November twentieth, and.

• 1:22:40Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa.

• 1:22:41Cameron Kennedy?

  So the, the, the fiance passed away in April.

• 1:22:44Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna end on a sad, this is sad.

• 1:22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, but it's, uh, but that's wild that they're count, that, like, they have no idea what's coming to, I, I brought it up to say, A, I stand on the side of her, for sure.

• 1:22:55Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think anybody would disagree.

• 1:22:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think anybody would, but there are probably some people like, oh, a rule's a rule. Like, you suck.

• 1:23:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't wanna end this on a sad note. What do we, we gotta do something positive.

• 1:23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:23:06Peyton Hardin?

  I have, I, well, it would get, it would take way too long, and we're already deep in.

• 1:23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god, it's simple. NBA is back. The NBA is back.

• 1:23:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, Halloween, are you hosting? You said you were thinking about hosting.

• 1:23:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I don't think anybody would come.

• 1:23:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? Why would no one come?

• 1:23:23Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. Well, I don't like host at my house.

• 1:23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The hell?

• 1:23:27Peyton Hardin?

  Like, go out.

• 1:23:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, then why would no one come?

• 1:23:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. Would you come?

• 1:23:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. For Halloween?

• 1:23:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, go out, October thirty first?

• 1:23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I mean, we're gonna have to trick or treat, so I don't know what time it's gonna be, but we gotta take the kids.

• 1:23:39Peyton Hardin?

  Very past trick or treat, huh?

• 1:23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. Well, depending.

• 1:23:42Peyton Hardin?

  Well, cause it's, it's, um, daylight savings.

• 1:23:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:23:45Peyton Hardin?

  So you get an extra hour. It's just the best bang for your buck.

• 1:23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're talking about club going? Oh, no, that's, that's keeping.

• 1:23:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what the hell did you think I was talking about? Going out where?

• 1:23:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you meant like a little dive bar. You know, hit some pool sticks.

• 1:23:58Peyton Hardin?

  We can do that too.

• 1:23:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And rub knuckles.

• 1:23:59Peyton Hardin?

  We can do that too.

• 1:24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:24:01Peyton Hardin?

  Whichever one.

• 1:24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, if you, if you plan it, let me know. I gotta figure out what our plans are. Our little Halloween plans, our little spooky plans.

• 1:24:07Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you're gonna take your kids out like five PM.

• 1:24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm, probably a little later than that, but yeah.

• 1:24:11Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:24:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:12Peyton Hardin?

  A two, a one year old?

• 1:24:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:14Peyton Hardin?

  The one year old's going like.

• 1:24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  At least like seven o'clock, man. Five PM, what the hell?

• 1:24:18Peyton Hardin?

  But that's one year old time. Seven's for like the older kids.

• 1:24:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you went to trick or treat at seven o'clock in high school?

• 1:24:25Peyton Hardin?

  Trick or treat.

• 1:24:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom thought it was like voodoo?

• 1:24:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, just like, you're not gonna just knock on people like, it's, it's, you know.

• 1:24:30Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, you ain't gonna do that. Like, you're not knocking on trick or treat.

• 1:24:35Peyton Hardin?

  She went with me a couple times, but like, I never really went on my own. I wore a morph suit in high school one time and ran around my neighborhood because I thought my, it showed my print, so I was like.

• 1:24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're, you were, you were so fast. Oh, my god, you were, what's, that could be the final question. What age does your parents have to stop going trick or treating with you? I, I think as soon as you like some, I think as soon as you're actively looking for buns, mom can't be.

• 1:24:57Peyton Hardin?

  I was looking for buns like four. I can't, um, I don't know. I look like, like, I look like the drag queen Doctor Doom right now.

• 1:25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Infinity War, Doomsday, Medusa cameo.

• 1:25:13Peyton Hardin?

  On the roof.

• 1:25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Brought to you by Peyton Harden.

• 1:25:15Peyton Hardin?

  On the RuPaul of Secret Wars. Like, this is like.

• 1:25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I said Infinity War. Secret Wars is what I meant. Not even Secret Wars, Doomsday.

• 1:25:20Peyton Hardin?

  Doomsday, but Secret Wars is coming. Uh, yeah.

• 1:25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Insane. You look, you look hot.

• 1:25:24Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say, I know, no one's gonna come. I was probably, you know, doing something with Sarah, man. She'll, everybody's gonna not come with us.

• 1:25:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Just take your, take your girl out to a spooky, little, nice little spooky date.

• 1:25:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I don't wanna go with everybody, cause I didn't go out the last time.

• 1:25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  The hell does that mean? You didn't go, oh, oh, yeah.

• 1:25:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll figure it out. We'll, hey, com- comment down below. Lift his spirits, man. Tell him to make a good plan and to invite us. How about that? Leave in the comments if he should plan.

• 1:25:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I wanna invite, I wanna invite y'all, but I don't want the, I don't want the rejection.

• 1:25:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. Well, then, uh, then let me be honest. Let me check my thing, what we got going, and the times. I don't know if we're going out to my sister's, I don't know if we're doing it local, and then I'll tell you to where you don't have to get rejected if it's, I know it's gonna be a no.

• 1:26:06Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me no now, bro.

• 1:26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not gonna tell you no now.

• 1:26:08Peyton Hardin?

  What do you think the percentages are, man?

• 1:26:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally fifty-fifty.

• 1:26:10Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, that's not true.

• 1:26:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd say it's fifty-fifty.

• 1:26:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 1:26:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I already know our, the, someone staying back to watch the kids for us to go out, that's a, that's a guaranteed lock. On a Halloween, like, they would do that in a heartbeat. It's really, are we going out there and what time? That's really all it is. Which, ew, even from there, my mom could like drive the kids back in our car. You never know.

• 1:26:29Peyton Hardin?

  Or just leave them at house.

• 1:26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  In, an hour away? Or it might, what the, it doesn't matter what house. That ain't pimpin'. That ain't P, that ain't cool, play. Can't leave no baby.

• 1:26:38Peyton Hardin?

  Drop off the fires, uh, fire station.

• 1:26:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Drop my baby off at the fire station.

• 1:26:42Peyton Hardin?

  They legally have to take care of them.

• 1:26:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Exa- yeah, and then it's legally not, I'm, I'm legally in trouble. I'm not gonna.

• 1:26:47Peyton Hardin?

  You'll get them back.

• 1:26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Get them back like it's a softball I knocked into your backyard. Get them back? It's my son. It's my seed. Get it back.

• 1:26:56Peyton Hardin?

  Thank y'all for coming to another episode of the Us and No Podcast. Man, we're heading outta here. Uh, we have the Patreon exclusive with Big Dog K-Rob. I don't know if he's dressed up.

• 1:27:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, you're gonna have to come, you're gonna have to come to that exclusive.

• 1:27:06Peyton Hardin?

  You have to see, I got stories from San Diego. Um, I got a, tell you about Pokemon and how it might be fucked for a little bit. There is a huge Pokemon heist. So I'll tell you about it.

• 1:27:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, I, no, I don't think I've heard about.

• 1:27:21Peyton Hardin?

  We'll talk about it on Wednesday on the Patreon exclusive. Head over there to the Patreon. Cam, get us out of here.

• 1:27:26Cameron Kennedy?

  We will see you over there Wednesday. You already know, this is Big Daddy, Big Pimp and Cam in the building. We just wanna thank you for sitting back, having that little glass of wine, and enjoying a beautiful episode with us. Episode two forty, the Halloween special. Now, we're gonna leave a comment down below. We're gonna confuse the casuals and get you good karma, good looking. That comment is simply gonna be, Happy Hallo- Ween.

• 1:27:49Peyton Hardin?

  Happy Halloween, YSK.

• 1:27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't want it to be abbreviated. I want it to be full and beautiful right there. Leave it all over the place. We love you. Get spooky and get sexy, player.

• 1:27:57Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, one out of two Gualbears don't make it home to Christmas, and we'll see you next time.

• 1:28:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Hello?

• 1:28:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Stay small enough, long enough, you'll be big enough soon enough.

• 1:28:06Peyton Hardin?

  Be safe, Uber everywhere.

• 1:28:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. Oh, get the car ready.

• 1:28:09Peyton Hardin?

  Be smart.

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