Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie's New Beefy Boys

Bunnie's in her farmer era and shares all about her and Jelly's new hoofed bundles of joy, including some cute, sassy cows and a donkey. The gals chat about how hot farmers are, Bunnie daydreams about Jelly in overalls, and then they take a caller confession featuring a tire-slashing revenge moment on a cheating ex. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the DeForts, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:48Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends.

• 0:56Bunnie XO?

  Welcome to Ask, Tell, Confess. I did a short one for all the people at home who get upset whenever I fucking shhhhh forever in their ear.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Staccato.

• 1:10Bunnie XO?

  Hi guys, happy fucking new year, bitches.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  Ooh, it is the new year.

• 1:15Bunnie XO?

  We're one week in of the new year, so this is gonna come out when, in like a day or two? Yeah.

• 1:22Bunnie XO?

  I've ended up with cows, I somehow have, I'm a fucking cow farmer now.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  And I ended up with a cow?

• 1:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I did not.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  For everyone asking, Haley does not have a cow. Okay, and you not only are a cow mom. Donkey.

• 1:39Bunnie XO?

  We've got a donk, we call him donk.

• 1:41Speaker 01

  Oh, I love donk.

• 1:43Bunnie XO?

  The donk, well, I call him donk, Jay calls him donkey. He is so excited. I can't believe that video ended up getting 14 million views.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:53Bunnie XO?

  Who knew farm content got so many views? I'm gonna be out there with the cows every fucking day.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Daddy, your donkey's here.

• 2:00Speaker 03

  I'm gonna leave it till I see it. How's my hair look?

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Ravishing.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  First impressions last a lifetime. It's my first time seeing donkeys.

• 2:07Bunnie XO?

  Do you have any words before you meet your donkey?

• 2:09Speaker 03

  I'm excited. The donkey's gonna love me. We're friends forever.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  Do you want to send him a message?

• 2:15Speaker 03

  To your future donkey? I loved you from day one. There's no way he's standing up right now.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  He's standing up, baby.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  No, no, I'm telling you, he's laying down.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  No, he's standing up.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  That dog, that donkey's not that small.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  He's that small. He's a mini donkey.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  This is the best donkey ever. Oh my God, he's standing up. What's up, donkey? Donkey, donkey, donkey.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Hi, baby.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Come on, donkey. Look at him. Oh, he's a little show donkey. Look at him, threatened.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  Oh my gosh, he's so cute. But he's so cute.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Look, I got you in your ass where you donkey. You can have my grass, donkey. It's our grass now.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  What are you feeling right now?

• 2:57Speaker 03

  I'm worried. He's a wild donkey. They're struggling. I mean, he's a stubborn fucker. They're struggling to get him in the fence.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  I like the donkey. Look at him. I can't believe he's that small.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  Oh, I love the little donkey. Look at his little white nose.

• 3:15Bunnie XO?

  People say I exploit, I exploit the kids. Man, I'm gonna exploit the fuck out of these cows.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Wait till you see the cow content.

• 3:22Bunnie XO?

  Can't wait. I'm just gonna be like out there, you guys are gonna be like, okay, does she ever not hang out with the cows?

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, both of our pages right now are just cows.

• 3:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, cow and donkey. No, but uh, yeah, that was uh, what happened was it kind of fell into our lap. And in a way, I, I just want to let people know, everybody's like, you guys should have rescued, you should have done this. In a way, we kind of did rescue.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 3:42Bunnie XO?

  Of course, we paid for the cows, but at the same time, these cows were gonna get split up or they were gonna go to separate homes. So what we did is we just went in, got all three of them. And let's tell the story, because we can insert the footage now. I didn't want to post it because I didn't want people to be like, what a bitch, you know? Um, but at first, I think what happened, so when Mimi had found these cows, she's like, these three. Are being sold for X amount of dollars. And I was like, okay, cool. So I immediately hit Jason and Jason and I had been looking for a cow for you and Kayla anyways.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:15Bunnie XO?

  So we had already been planning that.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  I had no idea, guys.

• 4:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I love that. I know.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  They were just getting, I knew that Kayla was getting cows.

• 4:23Bunnie XO?

  I would never just get Kayla a cow and not get you one. That was so fucking rude.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Jason would have let me.

• 4:28Bunnie XO?

  Um, but anyways, honestly, I gotta get shout out Blizzard Blake, Kayla's husband. It was really his idea and I just fucking took it over like I do with everything. That's why I know they don't ever let me get involved in shit because I'm like, oh, my idea. Okay, cool. Um, but he let me fucking do the whole thing. So anyways, we were me, Blake and uh Jason were literally sending each other cows, this cows, that cows, that. And then Mimi was sending us cows. Well, Mimi sent me the three and I was like, oh my God, it's perfect. There's a white one. There's a brown one. And then there's a fucking black one. Emo, tonight will be the night, you know?

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Sing it to him often.

• 5:00Bunnie XO?

  It was perfect. And I was just like, okay, cool. We'll get, we'll take these two because immediately Blake was like, Kayla's gonna want either the brown one or the white one. And I was like, I'll either want the brown one or the white one. And then Mimi, our little Goth fucking duckling gets the Goth one, you know? We get there and the Goth one is a little bit bigger than the rest of them.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  A little. It's twice the size of the other two.

• 5:21Bunnie XO?

  He actually looks like a lightweight buffalo.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  I call him Buffalo often.

• 5:28Bunnie XO?

  Yes, he looks like a little buffalo. So, but he has the best personality out of all three of them. Like he is so sweet.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Very outgoing.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  So, you know, we surprised Buggy and I'm like, okay, Buggy, which one do you want? Buggy's like, I want the white one. And then I looked over at Mimi and I was like, and that one's yours, you know? And Mimi was like, no.

• 5:49Bunnie XO?

  And me and Jason both go, we look at each other and she's like, mm-mm, no.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Grateful, I promise.

• 5:56Bunnie XO?

  No, no, no. She didn't mean it ungrateful. She was sizing him up. Like, do we have room for this guy?

• 6:01Speaker 01

  I have one acre.

• 6:02Bunnie XO?

  Cause he's a big dude.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  At one acre. He no, like when you meet him, you guys.

• 6:06Bunnie XO?

  He's big.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  He broke my toe. Like, he's a big guy.

• 6:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and he's and he's an Aries, so he literally like. That's him. Is that how he walks? Literally, his head movement, like, he's always moving his head and like buck in and just like, he's a, he's a fucking a beefy boy.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  And I've got little kids. Oh, he knows.

• 6:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so me, he was like, uh, no. And I was like, are you sure? And she's like, no, mm mm. And I was like, alright, well, and the dude was like, I can't split them up. And I was like, I felt really bad because I didn't want to be like, okay, I'll take these two and you stay. You know, like be the fucking outcast of the crew. So I was like, fuck it, I'll take all three of them. So we get him home and, um, you know, Jason texts me, he's like, I did not see it going that way. And I was like, yeah, me either. But I, I didn't care because, you know, it's like, whatever. Everything happens for a reason.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Let's also say I don't do good with last minute changes.

• 6:56Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  So you can't surprise me. This is why I don't do good with surprises because I already, I need to evaluate everything and I panic.

• 7:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so they had gone to go look at like other, other, um, cows or whatever. And I was just coping with the fact that I have three fucking cows now. And, um, you know, I went out there to feed them the next day and fucking, he's just was such a big dude that he just like bullies his way through. And like, the other two are so much smaller than him. And fucking Smore is so docile and so sweet. Oh, he's just like, he is so, he is buggy. Mm hmm. If Bug was a fucking Highland cow, that is fucking Bug. Like, and he is so bonded to Bug. He goes up to her and just lays his head on her and like snuggles on her. Like, he loves her. Crunch is all me, baby.

• 7:44Bunnie XO?

  I fucking love Crunch. Crunch don't give a fuck about nobody. He's got an attitude problem. And he's just like, dude, if you're not feeding me, bye. You know, like, he does not care. But he, but he loves me now because I'll go out there and I'll be like, hi Crunch, Crunch. And he. Look, he gets really jealous. He gets really jealous. It's, I gotta, I gotta watch. You calling another animal? Yes, I gotta watch what I say whenever I'm around Chachi because he gets crazy.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  They were being unloaded and shit. He had a full panic attack.

• 8:10Bunnie XO?

  The pan over to say, saying Chachi's having a breakdown sent me.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  The funniest part of the whole video.

• 8:17Bunnie XO?

  He was, he was. And so I just was like, I felt bad because one, we have them in a smaller pin right now. I know he's pissed. He's looking for Crunch. You can't say Crunch's name around him. He gets really fucking just defensive. It's okay, baby. Um, why is the heat on fucking hell?

• 8:33Speaker 04

  The door's normally open. Can you open the door?

• 8:35Bunnie XO?

  Good lord.

• 8:36Speaker 04

  He's literally like rolling his eyes right now.

• 8:38Bunnie XO?

  No, he's, he gets so mad. If I, if I say it again, he'll get up and run around. You want me to do it? Please. Crunch, crunch. I love you, Crunchy. Crunchy. Oh my goodness, Crunch, crunch. He's like, where?

• 8:58Speaker 04

  Where is the son of a bitch?

• 9:01Bunnie XO?

  He is so jealous of his new cow brother. It's unreal, dude. Like he, it's okay. It's okay. I love you. Crunchy's not here. He's not here. Today's episode is brought to you by Vinted. Y'all know how it goes. You open your closet and have a million things hanging up, but somehow still feel like you have nothing to wear. That's me. And let's be real, half that stuff hasn't been touched in forever. Instead of letting all those clothes just sit there taking up space, you might as well make a little money off of them. If you haven't used it yet, Vinted is a secondhand marketplace app that makes it so simple to sell the quality clothes you no longer wear and discover unique pieces at great prices. And the best part, you don't have to make a whole project out of selling your clothes. Listing your clothes

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• 10:17Speaker 05

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• 10:47Bunnie XO?

  Um, so anyways, long story short, fucking Brownie, we, we, his name went from Milk Dud to Brownie because I hated the Milk Dud and who's now Pablo Escalbar. Um, fucking, uh, Brownie was head butting Smore and I was just, and you heard it. It was like, like it, the lights were on and nobody's home and Smore, Smore does not have a big brain. I, it echoed, okay? It was like a hallway. It was really bad. And I felt so bad for him. I even have it on video. I'm like, Brownie, you just fucking head butted the shit out of your brother.

• 11:21Bunnie XO?

  And so Jay, my husband, came to me and said that he was really upset because everybody else in the family got a farm animal and he didn't get one. And I looked at him and I was like, are you really upset? And he's like, yeah. And I was like, what do you want? He's like, I want a, a donkey. And I was like,

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Just like that?

• 11:47Bunnie XO?

  I was like, okay. So somehow, I think, was it you that found the donkey?

• 11:51Speaker 01

  I had gone out to the farm that night when I, we dropped off the cows and we went to this farm up the, like about an hour away from our house and they had a donkey there.

• 12:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So they happened to have a fucking mini donkey. That was like, I think it's like four years old, right? Yeah. They had a mini donkey there named Grizz. So I was like, okay, bring him on, bring him on. So we get, we have all four of the animals in there. And while they were there, I was just like, Mimi had decided to, I had texted Mimi that morning and I was like, I think we're gonna have to get rid of Brownie because he's way too aggressive. Hoping, that was me like throwing the hook out there, hoping that she would be like, we'll take him. And it actually did work out because Mimi was like, okay, I've had time to think about it. And she's like, I really want him. And I was like, oh my God, this is perfect. I text Jason. I'm like, she wants, well, Jason was texting me saying, I don't care if she gets mad at me. Just bring the fucking cow over here. It's where he's like, he's like, she's either gonna get mad at me or she's gonna fucking be happy.

• 12:47Bunnie XO?

  He's like, so either way, if she, if she flips out when, when the cow gets here, um, we'll just figure something out. He's like, but I really think that she's gonna fall in love with this cow.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:56Bunnie XO?

  And then Mimi had texted me and said, okay, we want the cow. So I hit Jason, I was like, she knows that she wants the cow. And he's like, that's fucking great. So we load up the cow, okay? And this is the sad part, we load up Brownie, we say goodbye, he starts crying because he's so bonded to uh, smore and crunch and crunch is like

• 13:19Bunnie XO?

  like crying over the thing, he's crying, I mean, it was not, Bailey starts crying. Like it was a whole scene in our fucking front yard, but I was like, you know what? They're fucking cousins, like, and he's going to an amazing home, so. Mimi gets probably too. And he hasn't stopped crying.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  No, he tried to break into my house. Um, so we understand that they're herd animals. We are working very digital, like.

• 13:48Bunnie XO?

  Diligently?

• 13:48Speaker 01

  Diligently, I almost said digitally.

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Uh, to find him a friend, but again, I wasn't prepared to bring home this large of an animal. So we have to build him a pen. He's now in Opie's run right now, destroying it, by the way.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  And we have to, we have to literally bring someone out to build him a pen and an overhang. Like, we weren't prepared. Like, I thought I would have something small that could go into the garage and like, he couldn't even fit through a doorway if he wanted to with his horns. Like, he's ginormous, so.

• 14:18Bunnie XO?

  He's a big boy.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  We are, we are doing our best to accommodate him first, so that when we do bring him in a friend. Then, but right now he's upset because he doesn't have a friend.

• 14:28Bunnie XO?

  But he loves Zack Top.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  He loves Zack Top. Yeah, he bonded to me, so he tries to come in my bedroom window at night. And so he broke my screen open. He got his head stuck in the fence, but if I play him Zack Top, he just really just chills out. So like

• 14:43Speaker 04

  We found that out on my

• 14:45Speaker 01

  As a joke.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  Play him fucking Beethoven, though.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  I'll try that.

• 14:48Bunnie XO?

  I heard he, I heard cows love classical music.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  I'm gonna have to try it because it's

• 14:52Speaker 04

  But it's a frequency in it.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 14:54Bunnie XO?

  I don't know.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  Cause there's a frequency in classical music, apparently that's completely different from other

• 14:58Bunnie XO?

  Facts.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  He's gonna go have a playdate, though. So he's on his way to a playdate with the, um, horses that Olivia rides.

• 15:07Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God, is he gonna fucking buck them, though? He's, he's

• 15:10Speaker 01

  I mean, it's, it's like, uh, they all have their stalls and stuff and he'll go out into the big run and

• 15:15Bunnie XO?

  How do you get him there?

• 15:17Speaker 01

  You're gonna pick him up in a trailer?

• 15:18Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  No, I'm gonna put him in the back of my car.

• 15:20Bunnie XO?

  What I was thinking.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  He's a big boy.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  No, his horns.

• 15:23Bunnie XO?

  He doesn't even look that big on camera. You get him in person and he's lightweight intimidating.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  He's up to me. Yeah, no, like Jason's actually, so I found out Jason's scared of him.

• 15:31Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  I'm very confidently like loving on him.

• 15:35Bunnie XO?

  If you're assertive with him, he'll listen.

• 15:36Speaker 01

  Oh, I know. Like I, he got into my chicken feed and it's really bad for cows. So I literally had to grab him by the tail and the horn. And like eat him out of there because they've got so many metals in chicken food, it could hurt the cow. So I had to get him out of there. Well, as that was all going down, I, we were like, okay, we'll go back in your pen for right now. We'll clean up the chicken feed. You can come back out into the large run. And I got a little too confident with him and he got pissed and stepped back and like full force stepped on my pinky toe. So I got a broken toe right now, right at the knuckle. Um, it sucks, but.

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• 18:14Speaker 01

  And I mean, it's part of it, you know?

• 18:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I mean, we're farmers now.

• 18:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're farmers now.

• 18:19Bunnie XO?

  FarmersOnly.com.

• 18:22Bunnie XO?

  We could sign up now.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Can we please put you on there just to see? You want a blue collar man so bad.

• 18:27Bunnie XO?

  Dude, can we please do it? You guys, should we put Haley on FarmersOnly.com? Let's video the whole, the whole thing.

• 18:32Speaker 01

  Yeah. We'll swipe together.

• 18:34Bunnie XO?

  Oh, we're doing it today, baby.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  It's happening after this.

• 18:37Bunnie XO?

  Today.

• 18:39Bunnie XO?

  Get your picture. What's your profile picture gonna be on FarmersOnly?

• 18:41Speaker 01

  We'll go get a picture of you with the cows.

• 18:44Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  You and Crunch.

• 18:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, oh Crunch loves to pose.

• 18:49Speaker 04

  They're gonna be asking me questions about cows. I know nothing.

• 18:53Bunnie XO?

  Just be like, I don't know. I just, these are my friend's cows. I just thought I needed it to be on this fucking website.

• 18:58Speaker 04

  It's a photo shoot.

• 18:59Bunnie XO?

  Listen.

• 19:00Speaker 04

  Every picture is a di- is like different cows.

• 19:02Bunnie XO?

  Farmers make money. One of my sugar daddies was a watermelon farmer.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 19:07Bunnie XO?

  Bro was loaded.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  We're gonna start a farm. That's my next venture.

• 19:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  I love a farmer.

• 19:12Bunnie XO?

  So are we. We're gonna, our next adventure is pigs.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  I grew up on a farm. I'd, I'd like another.

• 19:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. It's time for you, Haley. It's time for you to.

• 19:21Speaker 04

  Settle down on the farm.

• 19:22Bunnie XO?

  Well, we gotta, we gotta, she had a hard time moving this last time. She's finally adjusted to her place, so maybe.

• 19:28Speaker 04

  It took six months.

• 19:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so maybe we let her stay there for a couple of years and then we move her.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:34Bunnie XO?

  Haley doesn't do good with moves.

• 19:36Speaker 04

  No.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  We just have to get a boyfriend who lives on a farm so you can go visit.

• 19:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Start getting.

• 19:41Bunnie XO?

  Would you date a big old fucking corn-fed booty? I, when I picture farmers, I picture just big old fucking rumps.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  Do you?

• 19:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. In my farmer fantasy, yes. That's what's happening. Just big, just wearing overalls and just big old fucking, mm, like my husband. Oh, when Jay wears overalls.

• 20:03Bunnie XO?

  It will suck him off in a heartbeat.

• 20:05Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  Cause it's so.

• 20:07Bunnie XO?

  What? Always.

• 20:09Speaker 04

  Always good.

• 20:10Bunnie XO?

  You know what? I was just thinking that we made it through and asked how confess without anything sexual or disgusting.

• 20:15Speaker 04

  You brought it up.

• 20:17Bunnie XO?

  I, listen.

• 20:17Speaker 04

  You always bring up the butts.

• 20:19Bunnie XO?

  Listen. Cause all I think about is my husband in fucking overalls. He looks so hot.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  I will say the coolest thing is watching my husband turn into a farmer. I'm like, that's, put that vest on. You look hot in a vest. Like, he got these Carhartt looking vests now to put over his hoodies when he goes out.

• 20:34Bunnie XO?

  Give me some for Jay.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  I will.

• 20:36Bunnie XO?

  Or show me where to get them.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, he just literally, he's obsessed. He got one and he was like, how do I look? And I was like, I actually really like the vest on him. I always clown people.

• 20:44Bunnie XO?

  Would you suck him off with just the vest on?

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 20:46Speaker 04

  There we go.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  I would. I would. I would. He's gonna be editing this and he's gonna come downstairs and dress up the best.

• 20:52Bunnie XO?

  But he has to have the boots on. So only boots and the vest.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 20:56Bunnie XO?

  With a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  Give it to me.

• 20:58Bunnie XO?

  Jay said, I'm painting a fantasy for you right now. That's so funny.

• 21:04Speaker 01

  That's yeah, that's good. What's gonna happen, but yeah, I'll get.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  And then the cow will be in the beacon and watching you guys in the shower.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  He does.

• 21:11Bunnie XO?

  She said she'll look out the window and he's just.

• 21:15Speaker 01

  I will take a picture, you guys. If I have, I have to close all my blinds in the back of the house because he's like this.

• 21:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  All the time.

• 21:25Bunnie XO?

  He wants to know what you're doing.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  He wants to, and if I start walking inside, I can hear him behind me.

• 21:30Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  He's chasing after me as I go towards the back door and then he gets up there and he gets to it because he doesn't like to get on the concrete and he just puts one foot on the concrete and looks at me. And I'm like, go away. And he's just.

• 21:44Bunnie XO?

  I love that you guys are getting to bond though, because he's in Aries and so Jason's in Aries. Mimi is a Taurus, but she's got fucking a Aries stellium. I think she has like six planets and.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  Crunch has my birthday and his name's Crunch.

• 21:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  Shit. Crunchy muffin.

• 22:03Speaker 01

  Isn't that, we're not weird.

• 22:04Bunnie XO?

  But I also have, I also, Chachi's real name is Crochi after Jim Croche. So I've got Croch and Crunch. I'm, I, I say it all the time. That's why Chachi's really jealous too, because he hears the, you know.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  It's close.

• 22:17Bunnie XO?

  So he's like, bitch, what are you calling, you calling this dog my name? Like, he hates it. Yeah. But he's better now.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Love.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  Well.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  In our Ask Tell Confess, we have now set up for you guys to be able to call in and tell us your Ask Tell Confess is you can text it or you can call it.

• 22:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, this happened without my knowledge. So I love it.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  We talked about it.

• 22:37Bunnie XO?

  I forgot. I didn't know we were starting it yet. Should we give the number out so people can call it?

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Only on Patreon. You can go to the Patreon to get the number and you can text it or you can call it.

• 22:46Bunnie XO?

  Any, um, love, any tier on Patreon?

• 22:48Speaker 01

  Yep. Yep. As long as you're a Patreon, you can be a part of our, our call-ins. So we, we got a lot. There was a lot to go through. So we're not going to play all of them, but let's find a good one.

• 22:59Bunnie XO?

  We've got time for one today and then the next episode we'll do more.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  Um, all right. Let's see. Hi babies. Can you hear that? My name's Nicole. Like 10 years ago or so, I found out my then boyfriend was cheating on me with a much younger girl.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  I'd been begging to go to this fair and he kept telling me like, oh no, I don't feel like it. He kept putting it off.

• 23:29Speaker 04

  Well, I ended up finding out somehow that he took this girl to the fair that I had been begging to go to. After the step of the fair, I didn't like, obviously didn't know he was there, but he invited me to his house that night to spend the night with him. But then I just couldn't find his phone anywhere. He had his phone hidden between the bed.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  Like the mattress and the wall, which was so weird, so not like him. I went in his phone, found all the messages from this girl. Blah, blah, blah. The next day, he turned it around. It was all my fault that he did this to me. So I ended up finding out where his car was parked, his truck. And I blasted Carrie Underwood before he cheats all the way to his truck. Needless to say, I um

• 24:23Speaker 04

  slashed the hole in all four tires.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  Maybe next time he'll thank before he fricking cheats. Okay. Uh, I'm not completely proud of what I did, but at the same time, he deserved it.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  So that's my story. I love you guys.

• 24:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we love her. What was her name? Nicole.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  Nicole.

• 24:49Bunnie XO?

  Listen, man. I don't condone violence, but I had to think of what I was, how I was gonna put this. I don't condone violence anymore in my old age, but listen, I've done some fucked up shit to dudes I've caught cheating, like

• 25:06Speaker 01

  What's one of them?

• 25:08Bunnie XO?

  One of the milder ones that I can't fucking be, uh, that I can talk about would be the, uh, I had an ex named Clint who was cheating on me and I was like in love with this dude and he's like freckles, like red hair, like dude, but he was like, he was like so dope and like, he was like, um, like one of the coolest dudes and he was in a gang and like, you know, he was just super alpha. He's a Sagittarius. Go figure, I end up marrying a Sagittarius.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  That one threw me off. But. Not the ginger in the gang.

• 25:39Bunnie XO?

  But he used to fight like a motherfucker. The dude was crazy and I think that's what I'm attracted to. So anyways, he was cheating on me and I caught him at his baby mama's house and his car was parked outside. So Tasha was with me and I think it was me, Tasha and my girl Stacy and we, we went to the store and bought like, it had to have been like three of those, you know, double stacked egg things. You know what I'm talking about? That has all the eggs in them.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  The flats.

• 26:06Bunnie XO?

  Just the big old flats of eggs. And we went back to his house and, or to her, the baby mama's house. And I'm talking like just pelted his fucking car with every one of these eggs, dude. And this is in Vegas. Vegas heat shit dries on your car. Like if you don't catch it, right? So I mean, we're pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And he must've thought it was gunshots because it was literally just so many eggs. But it's three girls just fucking going at it, dude. We fucking take off, dude. We get to one of the lights up by the Mormon temple in Vegas and fucking, all of a sudden we're sitting at the light and we see his car pull up to the light with fucking just eggs covering this car. I mean, the shit was still dripping off of it and he's just looking in every direction to see who egged his fucking car.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 26:51Speaker 04

  Did he see you?

• 26:52Bunnie XO?

  No, never got caught.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  What?

• 26:53Bunnie XO?

  I told him later on, but yeah.

• 26:55Speaker 04

  He pulled up next to you and didn't see you?

• 26:57Bunnie XO?

  He was across, so we were making a left and he was right here. So.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 27:04Bunnie XO?

  I'm so glad we didn't get caught in that moment though, because he would have probably lost his shit, but. And he was mad when I told him later on, like, hey, you remember when your car got egged? It was me.

• 27:11Speaker 01

  You told him?

• 27:12Bunnie XO?

  Of course. That is too good of a story to not ever claim. What are you talking about?

• 27:16Speaker 04

  Been since like.

• 27:18Bunnie XO?

  Probably a couple of months. It was probably a couple of months.

• 27:20Speaker 04

  No wonder he's still mad. I thought you meant this was like years later.

• 27:24Bunnie XO?

  No, no, no. I told him a couple of months later. I was like, oh, by the way, I egged your car. Yeah. There's a few other things, but saying that much, Nicole, I mean, listen.

• 27:33Speaker 04

  I didn't see anything.

• 27:34Bunnie XO?

  These dudes.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  I didn't hear a single word you said.

• 27:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, listen, don't start none, won't be none is my slogan. So. I mean, we love you, our fellow violent baddie.

• 27:46Bunnie XO?

  At least it wasn't him. She fucking slashed, you know?

• 27:49Speaker 01

  You could have slashed him.

• 27:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it could have been worse.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  Could have been, could have been accomplices to murderers right now.

• 27:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, tires can be replaced, but anybody that's listening to this, do not go and slash anybody's fucking tires because we, we think it's okay.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Please don't.

• 28:03Bunnie XO?

  We don't think it's okay. We just mean that like, you know, we understand in that moment that you were filled with rage.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I'm pretty sure insurance only covers it when it's all four, so only do three.

• 28:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, always, always. Or put sugar in the, or put sugar in the gas tank. That always helps.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  What does that do?

• 28:22Bunnie XO?

  Fucks up your entire car.

• 28:24Speaker 01

  Completely.

• 28:25Bunnie XO?

  Sugar?

• 28:26Speaker 01

  Sugar in the gas tank, baby.

• 28:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Or the vents that are in the front.

• 28:30Bunnie XO?

  I can see the headline now. Bunny XO teaches young girls how to fucking fuck their, their significant other's cars up.

• 28:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it's pretty, the vents that are at the bottom of the front windshield.

• 28:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Pour piss in there. Whole car smell like piss. Have you turned the AC on?

• 28:47Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, you're fucked.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 28:53Bunnie XO?

  All right. Thank you guys for listening to another Rastal Confess. Bye-bye.

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