Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 1

92%ers, welcome to a very special preseason edition of New Heights! We are preparing for our 5th season by counting down the Top 92 moments from our first 200 episodes. Starting with this first episode featuring moments 92-71. New Heights is back with all-new episodes Wednesday, September 2nd, with your actual hosts Jason and Travis Kelce! Follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshow You can also listen to new episodes on Wondery, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. . . . Download and Subscribe here: Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMb Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynw Shop our merch at https://kelceclubhouse.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:16Speaker 01

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• 1:15Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't know how we start these things.

• 1:17Speaker 03

  Welcome. He starts with welcome.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  There it is. Go. No, you had it. You're now, you're rolling.

• 1:23Speaker 03

  Welcome back to New Heights.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Dude, it's fake. It sounds fake.

• 1:28Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I'm doing an imitation.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  I know. It's bullshit. What we're doing is bullshit, Jake, and none of it matters. That's the cool part.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Um, welcome to a little off-season, off-topic, postseason, preseason, uh, episode of New Heights, folks. Uh, we are not Jason and Travis, if you cannot tell.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  Not even close.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Not even close. This episode, they didn't even know we're making this episode. This is a little audio-only preseason episode for the 92 percenters. What Jake and I've done is to get us ready for season five and what will probably be our 200th episode early in the year, which, which again, sounds not so. We've been doing that many of these. We have put together the definitive list of the top 92 moments of all time from New Heights so far. We've done a preseason list, folks. Incredible.

• 2:15Speaker 03

  We're getting mad about a list, because that's what-

• 2:18Speaker 02

  We're giving you a list to argue about to get you ready for the season. It is our gift to you.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  That's what this time of the year is about. It's getting people mad about a list.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Oh, man. Yeah, this is, I can't wait. I've argued about so many lists so far this year. I'm amped. We need football to start again, but we have the top 92 moments as ranked by us, the New Heights production team. Yeah, there's really no rhyme or reason to kind of how we did it. There's a lot of it based on vibes, a lot of it based on when, how, where the clip occurred. We might be kind of telling you guys the behind-the-scenes stories as we go here, but we've divided this up into four episodes. Today, we're going to be counting down from 92 to 71. 71. Jake, starts off number 92.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Coming in at number 92, one of our, our favorite moments on the show, uh, this one's, in keeping it in the family, Ed Kelsey getting a phone call during our parenting advice Hightot line episode.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Should we call Ed?

• 3:17Travis Kelce?

  I was gonna say, you brought up Ed Kelsey.

• 3:19Speaker 04

  We gotta go to Ed Kelsey for this one. This is so good. I'll, I'll tell him he's being recorded.

• 3:23Travis Kelce?

  No, you can't.

• 3:24Speaker 04

  I got you. I can't.

• 3:27Speaker 06

  Hey, what's up?

• 3:28Speaker 04

  Dad.

• 3:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Travis and I are on the podcast right now. We want your advice.

• 3:32Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Somebody wants your advice. Not us, really.

• 3:34Travis Kelce?

  I kinda want your advice on this.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  We both are interested in your answer. All right. So there's a woman that called into the voicemail. She is a five-year-old kid that keeps telling all these strangers and people out in public that her mom has stolen her.

• 3:49Travis Kelce?

  Him or her, him or her.

• 3:51Speaker 04

  Well, stolen the child.

• 3:52Travis Kelce?

  Yes.

• 3:53Speaker 04

  It's gotten to a point that like the cops have been calling the mom and Child Protective Services has been calling the mom. What do you think the mom should do when the kid says that this person stole me? What would, what would Ed Kelsey's reaction to Travis out in public telling some strangers that you stole him?

• 4:10Speaker 06

  What would my reaction be?

• 4:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, shut the fuck up.

• 4:16Speaker 06

  That's number one. All right?

• 4:21Speaker 06

  Get your little ass home and you'll be begging to be fucking stolen.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, we had to start the list with Ed Kelsey. Anytime, anytime Jason goes, "Do you mind if I call Ed?", we go, "Yes."

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Do it. We don't care what else is going on. Call Ed immediately.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  Brandon, number 91.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Number 91. Kaitlyn Clark, um, defending her Chiefs fandom.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  Let's talk about your biggest accomplishment, uh, being a part of Chiefs Kingdom. How, how long have you been a part of the Kingdom?

• 4:54Speaker 07

  I'm sorry, Jason.

• 4:56Speaker 04

  You're gonna apologize to me? I'm honorary member.

• 4:58Speaker 07

  I'm a Midwest kid, so there's, there's this picture that's been circulating a couple, from a couple, a couple of years ago, when I was on Peyton and Eli's Monday Night Show, um, where I'm in a full Chiefs outfit. I had family in Kansas City, and I grew up in Des Moines, Iowa, which is only three hours from Kansas City, so.

• 5:15Travis Kelce?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:16Speaker 07

  That's just the, the closest NFL team. So my dad was a big Chiefs fan growing up, so people think I'm like a bandwagon Chiefs fan. I'm like, no, I was there before, before Patrick and Travis, like, we were-

• 5:28Speaker 04

  We got some-

• 5:29Travis Kelce?

  I love it.

• 5:29Speaker 07

  We were ride or die, so we've been big fans, and now obviously all the success you guys have had has made it a lot of fun for us.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  Your brother's favorite player was Tony Gonzalez. Who's your favorite player? Or, or is?

• 5:39Speaker 07

  Oh, is? I mean, obviously Travis is up there.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  I made it.

• 5:47Speaker 07

  But I'm obviously a big Patrick fan, too.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  How can you not be?

• 5:51Speaker 07

  Like, the both of you. You're pretty great.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  I'm here.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn is a two-time guest, hopefully more time guest. Um, maybe, still, maybe the second most demanded guest of all time for New Heights is Kaitlyn Clark? I think.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 6:05Speaker 02

  Uh, immediately people were demanding she come on, and she is absolutely the best.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Jake, number 90.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  Number 90, sticking with basketball, but keeping it in the Kelsey family. Thank you. This is a classic Kelsey story, uh, classic basketball story. They've told it a couple of times on the pod, but the first time we told it, it was like, oh shit, these two, these two are brothers. It's the basketball fight story from, uh, season one.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  If you, if you ever just want to distill Jason and Travis down to one story that defines them, it would probably be this interaction.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  I, I feel like the rivalry really became apparent to me when you had finally started to hit puberty in high school, when I was a senior and you were a sophomore. Uh, in particular, that one day when you finally beat me in basketball.

• 6:55Travis Kelce?

  Finally? You didn't even play basketball, Jason.

• 6:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I was-

• 6:58Travis Kelce?

  Like, even when we played basketball, you weren't playing basketball.

• 7:02Speaker 04

  That doesn't matter. I was winning, though, because I was bigger and more stronger and faster than you. That's it.

• 7:08Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, cuz there's no fouls on the, on the playground, man.

• 7:11Speaker 04

  True.

• 7:11Travis Kelce?

  This dude was out here hacking.

• 7:14Speaker 04

  I didn't need to hack. I didn't need to hack before you hit puberty. I was freaking five inches taller than you. I just blocked every shot, okay? The only game you won at was horse, because you could shoot better than me, but the reality is-

• 7:27Travis Kelce?

  Ladies and gentlemen, he just said it. He didn't win at everything.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  Uh, that's a good point, but the moment the rivalry really became a rivalry was when you hit puberty, we're out in the backyard, and you finally could actually beat me as something athletic, and you were doing this stupid, like, driving the, like, outside hook shot, and I could not fucking stop it. I could not stop it. There, and I was getting, you had just gotten taller than me, so I could no longer just block it every time.

• 7:59Travis Kelce?

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:00Speaker 04

  And, uh, I was furious.

• 8:01Travis Kelce?

  The hook, that was my patent move down there in the post, man. You couldn't stop it, man.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  But it wasn't even like a, like, you weren't even like backing into it and like doing it. You were just like driving and then just throwing-

• 8:12Travis Kelce?

  I was running away from you. Yeah. Find it away, baby.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  And I was furious, and so I just started to do what everybody does to pick up basketball when they're losing, and you just start fouling the other guy. And you said, you said, "That's a foul, man. That's bull." And I said, "I see. There ain't no refs out here. There's no refs." And then you got upset, you threw the basketball at me, and walked into the house, and I'm like, "Oh, hell no." And in my head, in my head, I'm really, I'm, I'm upset because I'm having to come to the realization that you're better at basketball than me. And I go inside the house, and you're at the refrigerator, and I will you around, and I punch you in the face. Way too aggressive for the situation.

• 8:56Travis Kelce?

  That escalated quickly.

• 8:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, and-

• 8:58Travis Kelce?

  Was not expecting a punch in the face, ladies and gentlemen.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  Well, I don't, I mean, we, we fought, but there weren't too many times where like, it got to that level of like a punch in the face.

• 9:08Travis Kelce?

  Keep your fucking composure, man. Keep your composure, all right?

• 9:11Speaker 04

  I've never had good composure, but yeah, punch you, and then before that, every time we got into a fight and I had hit you, you would just start crying. And it's like, okay-

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Jason, do not do that. I did not start crying.

• 9:26Travis Kelce?

  Maybe when we were young, young.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Every time I would hit you when you were a kid, you would just cry, okay?

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Well, because it fucking hurt. What do you mean?

• 9:34Speaker 04

  No, it's because you're a kid. I'm not saying-

• 9:36Speaker 02

  You got it right here in the nose. You already know. It just immediately makes you-

• 9:40Speaker 04

  Can you just let me tell the story?

• 9:41Travis Kelce?

  In the nose, you start crying.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  I am not attacking-

• 9:44Travis Kelce?

  It's not a real cry. It's, my eyes are watering.

• 9:47Speaker 04

  Can you be comfortable enough to let me tell a story without feeling like I'm attacking your masculinity? I'm not saying anything.

• 9:53Travis Kelce?

  You're calling me a bitch, bro?

• 9:56Speaker 04

  You were a child, okay? But anyways, you would, you would be upset, and you'd just run away. This time I hit you, you scooped me up before I realized what was going on, and slammed me on the kitchen floor. The oven popped off of its hinges.

• 10:13Speaker 04

  And then we got up, and we actually started having a fistfight, and the only thing that stopped the fight was dad grabbing me, pulling me off of you, and you pushing me on top of him, and then our, my dad going, "Oh, my ribs! Oh, my ribs!"

• 10:30Travis Kelce?

  And then we both froze. We both froze and thought, we just broke dad.

• 10:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  I mean, then nothing's changed. Honestly, nothing's changed. Like, hearing that back, nothing has changed. That's exactly, that's who they are now. And I'm sure if, if we put a hoop and a basketball in a driveway, I bet you we'd get right back to that moment pretty quick.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  I mean, we, we did put them in front of a hoop and almost got back to that moment, but we had a live show.

• 10:52Speaker 02

  That's true. The live show. You guys didn't see the rehearsals. That got a little, some elbows were thrown. All right.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  We've got some live show clips coming up. We'll, we'll get into that, but Brandon, why don't you tell them about clip number 89? A lot of people will be interested in this one.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  Oh, I think this will get clipped out for everybody's social media pages. Number 89, this is friend of the show, Taylor Swift, explaining the human exclamation point from a small episode we did about a year ago. I think some of you listened to that, so I will toss it to Taylor. Travis is like-

• 11:21Speaker 06

  He's just a vibe booster in everyone's life that he's in. He's like a human exclamation point. Like, you know, he's like, when you take a picture on your phone and you put the like, you push the enhance color button. That's like what you do to everyone's life.

• 11:35Travis Kelce?

  I'm always.

• 11:36Speaker 06

  I use so many more exclamation points.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  Listen, the human exclamation point is the perfect way to describe Travis Kelce. I've never heard that before, but you just brighten everybody's day, man. You just do.

• 11:48Travis Kelce?

  What?

• 11:48Speaker 02

  You guys are making me sweat now.

• 11:51Speaker 04

  I just, I've never heard that. I'm stealing it.

• 11:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're just the warmest person. Depth without darkness.

• 11:57Travis Kelce?

  You guys have exclamation points too.

• 12:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, now because you're in our lives. I never used to write exclamation points. Uh, dot, dot, dot.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  And then, yes.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  I mean, she got quite away with words.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  Quite away with words. We, uh, I mean, we've got.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  She's good with words. That was my takeaway from most of that.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Unsurprisingly, I, I think, I don't want to give too much away, Brandon, but I think there might be a few more moments from that episode appearing on this list.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  We got it. Listen, she did one episode and she somehow got a few on the list here. So.

• 12:31Speaker 03

  We'll, we'll, we'll save some of our stories for.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Future moments. All right. Coming in at number 88, uh, we've got two incredible tight ends on the show. This is Gronk on his first appearance, season one, uh, talking about being compared to Travis Kelce.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  I'll give a little story here. This honestly was like one of the more, like when we first started this show, I feel like we kind of had a small guest list of people that we were like adamant to get on quickly. And Gronk was absolutely like one of the first names thrown out. And every story you've heard about Gronk being like the most fun person to interact with is true. He is infectiously fun. Even if he doesn't charge his laptop before the recording, that's okay. You roll with it. Gronk goes, laptop's dying. And you're like, who cares, man? Throw that shit out the window. Let's keep going.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  No headphones?

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Don't, no headphones, no charge. That's Gronk, baby. And it was dynamite. Absolutely dynamite.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  And I, I just remember my, my quick story for this is like when we were getting the video call all set up, uh, like before you could see his face, it said like Rob G had entered the chat. And then he popped up. It was just like, boys. And I was like, we're in for a treat.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  Rob G got super pumped when I saw Rob G has entered the chat.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Awesome. So here, here's a clip from Gronk talking about being compared to Travis.

• 13:52Speaker 04

  Is it annoying to you guys to constantly be compared to each other?

• 13:55Speaker 02

  First of all, I mean, beginning in my career, I mean, you know, with Travis going, you know, having his first thousand yard season and all that. And I'm having thousand yards and he's, he's coming on the scene because I was about two years ahead. I mean, you're young. You got that juice. I'm competing. I'm like this, I'm like this, this mofo, like this guy ain't taking my spot. Like, like you amped up my game for sure. I mean, at that age, you're on the lookout for this stuff. You care at that. I mean, you care big time. I'm like, this guy ain't taking my spot. And then he does it again the next year. I'm like, all right, this guy's for real though. Like, and then it's, it's pissing me off. I'm like, he's trying to take my side. I could tell. And then you did it again. And then I started to appreciate it. I'm like, oh man, this guy, this guy's the real deal. I mean, Travis is a real deal for sure. I mean, he's putting up thousand yards every

• 14:39Speaker 02

  year, all these catches, touchdowns, all that good stuff. He's leading the offense. It made me amp up my game. I'm like, I can't slack one bit. I know. You definitely helped my game. I mean, without that push, I mean, you're, you're never going to get better. That one year.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  You broke my, uh, the receiving yard record. I was like the whatever 1300 yards and you got like 14 something. And Kittle did too. And I was like.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  Kittle smoked me 45 minutes later. He got me.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  These motherfuckers. I was like, yeah, I was like, oh, I gotta get back out on the field. I gotta get back out, you know? And then, uh, you know, when you're that age, I mean, I, you got that thrill in you and all that. It definitely was a challenge to me. I mean, and without that challenge, I mean, I don't think I would have done it as, you know, as developed as, as I was and as competitive as I was for sure. But there is one record that I do not want to see broken. I would probably be bummed for about a week.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  This year was probably my, go, which one?

• 15:31Speaker 02

  And it was, and it's the touchdown record, man. That's the only record.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  I don't know if it'll ever be touched, dude.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  That's the only record where I'm still proud of. You can beat, you, you beat the hundred yard games, which I knew that was going to happen. I mean, you're going to beat that for sure. I mean, I, I, I was like, it's greatness. I mean, you're doing great. But I'm like, that touchdown record, you were at 12 this year.

• 15:51Speaker 04

  That's mine. That's.

• 15:53Travis Kelce?

  This is my best run at it, dude. This will probably be my last best run.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  It started off hot. It started off hot.

• 15:57Travis Kelce?

  Dude, started off real high. I thought about week 10, I thought, man, I got a chance to at least touch it. Maybe not get more than 17, but I got a chance to at least touch it. Not a fucking chance.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  That's Gronk. I don't like, it also fantastic episode. If you didn't catch it the first time, because it was four years ago, please, the Gronk one is, is one of the best. Honestly, like having him and Travis together to talk tight end is, is like a must listen. So encourage going back on that one. Let's go to number 87 here. This is from the live show in Cincinnati, which was a shit show for a lot of reasons, but not because of this guy. This is, uh, Joe Burrow on taunting.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  You're also pro taunting.

• 16:35Travis Kelce?

  I am pro taunting. Yeah.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  So am I. What, what, why are you pro taunting?

• 16:38Travis Kelce?

  We're all grown adults that work really hard at what we do. And sometimes we like to show it. I'm not going to get my feelings hurt if somebody sacks me and taunts me. Like, you made a play. I didn't. Like, good for you. You're allowed to taunt. Like. Have you ever gotten the taunting flag? I've never got a taunting flag.

• 16:56Speaker 04

  No?

• 16:56Travis Kelce?

  How many you got?

• 16:59Travis Kelce?

  At what level of football?

• 17:00Speaker 04

  He's throwing a flag. He's throwing, I mean.

• 17:03Travis Kelce?

  That's my favorite one.

• 17:06Travis Kelce?

  You can get a little feisty out there. Just a wee bit. Yeah.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  Incredible quote from Joe Burrow, just to let the boys taunt. And his reasoning made sense. I remember Brandon, uh, when you were like waiting to send him out.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  During the live show.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  And like, you know, we had pyrotechnics and the, the live show in Cincinnati, I think to this day has been like the, the biggest performance we've put on in.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  No, yeah, that was like a full on arena spectacular. It was like Monster Jam. That was insane. Yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  Which was awesome. And even still, you could see Joe Burrow's like aura.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Amongst, amongst the people.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was emceeing that from the tunnel. So I had to kind of just do the intros for people as they came out. And I hadn't seen Joe yet. And the way we had it lit was there was a bunch of lights sort of behind the tunnel. So they were kind of like in silhouette. And somebody just comes to tap on the shoulder and was like, hey, Joe's like behind you, ready to go. And I remember just like turning around and he like flipped his hair. And it was, I, it was like the most like I could hear. It was like, oh, it was, it was bizarre. And I was like, Joe, are you ready? And he was like, born ready. I'm like, fuck, yeah, you weren't. You're the coolest guy I know. Yeah, Joe's a cool guy. But no, also insanely nice, insanely nice. Like chatted all of us up. I mean, one of the nicest human beings too. So shout out, shout out Joe. You're always welcome back.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Shout out Joe.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  Number 86.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  86, one of my favorite guests from season four.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  Great guest.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  An unbelievable, uh, unbelievably charismatic guy who came in right away and was talking ball. Uh, and that's the clip we've got here. We got Ryan Gosling talking about being a liability at the corner.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  You had to call out, remember the Titans too, man. Don't, never forget that I'm a liability.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  White corner.

• 18:55Speaker 04

  At the corner. I'm a liability. That role, that in particular scene in the movie is the thing that I see called out the most. I mean, how much do you get that constantly? It doesn't matter what I accomplish in my life. There'll be someone in the comment section that says, never forget, he's an absolute liability at the corner. It doesn't matter what I do.

• 19:19Travis Kelce?

  That's crazy, man.

• 19:20Speaker 04

  The greatest actors of our generation. He's a liability at the corner. Can't play corner though.

• 19:25Travis Kelce?

  Titi in there.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  Gosling was great. We, we didn't know like how online he was going to be or how much he even was aware of the liability at corner thing. And he, the second it started was like, I know exactly what you're going to give me shit about. And we were like, okay, fucking Ryan's cool.

• 19:42Speaker 03

  That was awesome. I also, I don't, I don't want to spoil anything, but I don't think it's on the list. We didn't put Harrison Ford on here, right?

• 19:49Speaker 02

  We did not put Harrison Ford on there. I will tell you why. He has told that before. It is a great story. We don't own that story. Felt like it, listen, argue in the comments. I don't care.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  I was just going to say, I, I think, uh, during his episode, him talking about Harrison, like he was just a, as funny and charming as he is on screen, he was equally like that. Just like.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. What a jerk.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  Moving on to number 85, from the Ben Affleck episode, his story of playing catch with Tom Brady.

• 20:20Speaker 04

  We heard that you once, uh, got to run routes with Tom Brady. All right. What was it like?

• 20:25Travis Kelce?

  What was that like?

• 20:26Speaker 04

  Did you, how many completions did we get? What were you running? What kind of routes are you running? I won't lie to you. I don't know if they have a name.

• 20:34Speaker 04

  I'm sure I disgraced every receiver that's ever run a route, but to this day, aside from the birth of my children, that was the greatest day. I was like, dude, are you, he's like, I need someone to play catch with. Happened to be on vacation at the same place with him. And he was like, you want to come down? And I was like.

• 20:55Travis Kelce?

  Oh, this was, so this was legit. This was as legit as it gets. You were getting, you were helping Tom get ready for the season.

• 21:02Speaker 04

  I don't know how much I was helping him. I think he was like, he was like, I'm going to fucking blow this dude's.

• 21:09Travis Kelce?

  Worked.

• 21:09Speaker 04

  And we literally got down there. And first he's like, you know, I'm going to, he's like, okay, go out here, turn around, turn around. And I'm like, run as fast as I can, turn around. I feel so lucky. He's been waiting 45 minutes, you know? Fucking guns to the ball. I'm like, I caught it because I was afraid of breaking my nose more than anything else. And then after a few of those, he's like, all right, I'll put some hair on. I was like, no, no, no, it's already, it's already playing fast. Yeah. That was what I was about to ask you. That's what I was about to ask you. Did he actually spin it? Like he ripped you a couple?

• 21:40Travis Kelce?

  He can hum them now.

• 21:41Speaker 04

  You know, what I found was that like, in a way you catch it as self-defense. I didn't even think I was so, you know, and I found myself with the football, just like, Yes. finer flex reflexes. But the greatest moment of that experience was he was like, after we played, you know, he had me running around. I'm, you know, he threw me the ball and, and it was amazing, right? It was like a, like I felt like a 10 year old kid. He's like, okay, come here. And I get to him and he's like, it's the Super Bowl, fourth quarter. We have 23 seconds. It's fourth and 18. I was like.

• 22:12Travis Kelce?

  Tom knows what he's doing, man.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  And he's like, just run. Dude, this is, this is why he's the best. This is why he's the best. This is his mindset, dude. He was amazing, dude. He goes, and just run straight. Don't turn around. And I was like, he's like, and I'm going to get you the ball on the end zone. I was like, don't turn around. He was like, don't look back. So I, I'm like, and I believe, he told me, I was like, I'm in the Super Bowl now. You know what he wants? So he's. Calls it out, I, you know, like, he was, and I start running. I don't look back. I'm sure to him, it seemed like this. He's like, I've never seen somebody run in slow motion.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  I was fast as you can go. And I'm like, wondering when's this ball gonna show up? And I look, I just feel like right out in front of me. And it was a little far for me. I think he was like, he probably adjusted back.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  I reach out and I have to go all the extent. I fucking catch it.

• 23:16Speaker 04

  Turn around like I won.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Money got me like this. It was incredible. I called everybody I knew. For two days I was on the,

• 23:29Speaker 04

  I think they thought I was lying to him. But it was like the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. And I lived a full life of dreams, right? In that, whatever it was, hour of playing catch.

• 23:40Speaker 03

  So Ben was awesome. The behind the scenes, Ben Affleck story I want to tell is like, he was so great and he was so animated and he kept like telling stories and bouncing around in his chair. And at one point, like, I was reading Slack messages, like, as the show was going on, I was like, Brandon, jump in there. Someone tell him, someone tell him. And Brandon had to tell him like, hey, Ben, we're doing like a third, a third, a third. So if you, and he just goes, oh, shut the fuck up and says, still got it.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  The man has an Oscar and I'm about to tell him like blocking notes. Like who the fuck am I?

• 24:18Speaker 03

  I think Carly at one point was like, do we have something to tie him to his chair? Cause he was just so animated.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Handcuff you, Ben, if you don't stop fidgeting. Oh, this is why you don't give any, any wannabe producers out there, do not give talent rolling chairs.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  It's been very cool as like more and more actors have started to come onto the show because if we ever have any like technical notes about framing, they get it instantly.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  They're the best.

• 24:44Speaker 03

  They're like, oh, my eye line, my, my headroom. It's great.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Number 84, Jason on Love Actually. This is the first appearance of Kylie on this list. Welcome to the top 92 Kylie. This is from the Christmas episode we did with her in season three, where everybody had been demanding that we watch and review Love Actually. And Jason's opinion of it is exactly what you think Jason's opinion of it was.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  Let me be really honest. Love Actually might be the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. Like, I don't even know that it's up for debate.

• 25:14Travis Kelce?

  I didn't feel Christmas at all during the movie.

• 25:17Speaker 04

  There was zero Christmas spirit or anything.

• 25:21Travis Kelce?

  I enjoyed the movie.

• 25:22Speaker 04

  It was okay. It was okay.

• 25:25Travis Kelce?

  I just didn't, I didn't understand how much it really tied into Christmas.

• 25:29Speaker 04

  Not only does it not tie into Christmas, like the worst family value, it was like the worst family values of like all time tied into Christmas. It was like bad people.

• 25:38Travis Kelce?

  A guy went to get a necklace for his.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  The secretary or whatever that woman was in this, like, let's just go story by story. Let's go story by story. The one guy, that one guy is like voyering his best friend's wife.

• 25:53Speaker 06

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Start from the beginning.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 25:56Speaker 06

  Who did it start out with?

• 25:57Speaker 04

  I don't know, but you've seen it.

• 26:00Speaker 06

  The guy who's go, no, the guy who's going to the wedding and he's like, hey, are you sure you don't want to come? And she's like, I'm disgusting. I'm, I'm sick. I can't go.

• 26:09Speaker 04

  Okay. So we want to start with that storyline.

• 26:11Speaker 06

  That's the first.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  So for those of you that don't know, the first storyline is a guy leaves the house. His wife is like, oh, hey, like I'm a little sick. I'm not going to go with you. And I knew it right away.

• 26:23Speaker 06

  He called it the minute.

• 26:24Speaker 04

  The minute he left and she's gonna be fucking somebody when he gets back. Obvious, right? So it's not even like it's remotely creative of a movie. So super obvious that she's gonna come back in. She's gonna be with somebody.

• 26:36Travis Kelce?

  Obvious in the 90s.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  Well, it also wasn't obvious that it was gonna be his fucking brother. Okay? Did you know that?

• 26:42Travis Kelce?

  No.

• 26:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. She's fucking his brother.

• 26:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  Merry Christmas, everyone. Then he, so he leaves her and decides to go to, where was he at? He went to France, right?

• 26:55Speaker 06

  Somewhere.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  Italy or France or someplace. And he has this Portuguese woman who's waiting.

• 27:00Speaker 06

  Went to the countryside.

• 27:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 27:02Speaker 06

  Wherever. And his like housekeeper that he hires is Portuguese.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 27:08Speaker 06

  Or speaks Portuguese.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  The, the housekeeper that he's given speaks Portuguese from this other woman, which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there. They don't go into that. But they, we do know that these people fall in love with each other without being able to talk. What the fuck are we talking about? They never spoke a word.

• 27:27Travis Kelce?

  You ever watched Love is Blind?

• 27:29Speaker 04

  I, I do not watch Love is Blind. No.

• 27:32Travis Kelce?

  This was Love is Mute.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  It was Love is Mute. It was a great, it was a great life lessons. It was a great life lesson into how much you can fall in love with somebody without actually being able to communicate with them. It was terribly unbelievable.

• 27:48Speaker 06

  But it.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Not even like they're in the water and they're saying the same thing. And guys go, look, they're saying the same thing. And all I'm in my head is like, this is complete nonsense. This is just like complete ridiculousness. There's nothing sweet about this. They're acting like.

• 28:02Speaker 06

  There's nothing sweet about the fact that they were saying the exact same thing, but didn't speak.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  I prefer more of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction as opposed to.

• 28:17Speaker 06

  You want to talk about communicate? This, he's an advocate for communication. Yeah. I'm realizing that is the problem here.

• 28:26Travis Kelce?

  It was too, it hit home too much for him.

• 28:29Speaker 06

  No, that he actually doesn't, he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  Well, let me tell you, if Love Actually is about romance, I do not understand romance. Also, the prime minister calling out the United States, if that isn't the biggest form of fucking political grandstanding that I have ever seen, fuck that guy. He didn't say shit to Billy Bob's face and then went up on the podium. Like I ain't doing shit. If I'm the US, I'm sticking it right up the prime minister of Britain's ass. Like we run the fucking show, not you dickhead. We just had a whole fucking conversation in your office and you bring this up one time and then you're gonna go out there and say that shit in the fucking media? So anyways, just had to get that off my chest.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  It's always funny whenever we like put out a fan poll of like, what should we watch? What movies we watch? And it's like, I know what we're going to watch.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  He always, Jason tries to fight it, but I know it's coming, brother. You're watching Love Actually. The second that was on the poll, I was like, that's happening.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Well, and this was, I think, a Kylie of like, I will come on the show to watch a, cause Jason, we also watched Christmas Vacation, that episode.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  For him.

• 29:37Speaker 03

  Kylie was like, I will do that, but you are watching Love Actually for me. Okay, fine. And then we got a classic Jason moment out of it.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  And then, I mean, do you want to keep moving to that?

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll, I'll keep moving to the next one. Cause we have back to back Kylie appearances. This one was Mother's Day of this year. And this moment, it may not be a top 92 moment for everyone, but it is for me because it's near and dear to my heart and they're talking about my wife. So I will just.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Near and dear to your wife's heart.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  I will, it is quite geographically near and dear to my wife's heart. So I'll just toss to the club right there.

• 30:11Speaker 04

  Hey guys, I have a new father, mother's day question here. If my wife is currently pregnant, but the baby isn't here yet, do I still have to get her a mother's day gift?

• 30:23Speaker 06

  No, don't tell her about that. This is again where like girl questions I'm not bad at. I would say, no, the baby's not here yet. What I do think is, is that if you want to do a little something, maybe like flowers or something small and be like, I can't wait until next year where we can, when we can celebrate your first official mother's day. That's a great segue, let's say. But I don't think that, I don't.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  You gotta check some diapers. Those tits are still intact. You got a lot of, you got a lot of milestones to overcome.

• 30:59Speaker 06

  What did you just say? Did he just say your tits are still intact?

• 31:02Speaker 04

  That's my wife.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  That's my wife.

• 31:10Speaker 06

  Are still intact. Tell Emily I'm so sorry.

• 31:13Speaker 03

  I will. Thanks, Kai. I appreciate you being on that side of the debate. That is not what I thought was gonna happen.

• 31:18Speaker 06

  I know. That's why I'm saying I'm bad at girl questions. God.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  I can't believe you just referenced Jake's. I can't believe that you just said that.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  I wasn't saying about Emily. I was just saying like holistically about all moms. Well, I mean. Your tits are still intact. To be fair, I really, I really resonate with that sentiment. My tits are no longer intact.

• 31:40Travis Kelce?

  That's where I thought the bird was. I thought the bird was more of an attack on you.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  Well, I agree with those.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, yeah, god damn it. This is, god damn, I do love this clip. Um, the best part about having Kylie on is that Jason is on his worst behavior.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  I like, I don't know how to describe it. He's on, like, he just knows exactly what buttons to push and when and.

• 32:10Speaker 03

  It's Jason on his worst behavior, but then it's also Travis and Kylie teaming up to bully Jason, which makes him behave where it's a great. The three of them are just an unbeatable.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  It brings out the best and worst in all of them, which is why we should constantly do it. And, and Jake, tell Emily, you know, I don't know when this will come out, but tell him I'm sorry about, you know, if they've fallen off.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ. I'll keep you posted. Number eighty-two, Brandon. We're kind of cheating on our, our top ninety-two moments because these are a million different moments for number eighty-two.

• 32:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is just sort of like a recurring theme and we kind of had to put it on here, but there wasn't one moment that was like definitive. So please enjoy the best or worst, depending on what, what song it is of Jason and Travis's adventures into singing.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, yeah, I want to kill Bill.

• 33:29Speaker 06

  And that's entertainment. That is how you recap your day.

• 33:35Speaker 04

  Back streets back, alright.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  Pretty woman, walking down the street, pretty woman. The one I lied to me, pretty woman. I wanna know you. Yeah, I have no idea what the, those words are.

• 34:03Speaker 04

  It's a great tune though. Going down the only road I'd ever known. Like a drip, I was born to walk alone.

• 34:15Speaker 04

  And I've made up my mind. And then a time, here I go again. I don't know. Is that how it goes? I don't even know.

• 34:27Travis Kelce?

  Basically, I ain't wasting no more time.

• 34:28Speaker 04

  And I need you now tonight. I fucking need you more than ever. And if you're lonely, hold me tight. Cause we'll be holding on forever. It will only be making it right. It will never be wrong together. We can take it to the end of the line. You love me like a shadow only on a tie. I don't know what to do. I'm always in the dark.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  What's your favorite thing they've ever sung on the show?

• 35:05Speaker 02

  I, I enjoyed, it was rehearsals for the season one live show when for some reason we all broke out into, I should have been a cowboy.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  It was, um.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no, no. What was it?

• 35:17Speaker 03

  I should have been a cowboy. It was, it was a different country song. Uh, baby, lock them doors and turn them lights down low.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  That's, and your music is soft and slow.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  Slow.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  That's what they were singing at rehearsals for the.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yes. My, so my, my favorite singing moment was, yes, season one rehearsals for the Kansas City live show. When, I don't know which one of them started it, but they started noticing how deep their voice was on microphone. So we got a lot of, baby, lock them doors and turn them lights down low. And it went on and on and on to the point where I think the stage crew started just playing it with lyrics on the, yeah, it started like, we got nothing done for like half an hour because we all wanted to sing this song. Yeah, that was probably my favorite in-person singing moment.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  I think my favorite singing moment was when Jason tried to shit on people who do the, um, like Blink one eighty-two.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  Emo voice, emo voice. Yeah.

• 36:21Speaker 03

  Oh, I go to the bridge. Travis correctly pointed out, like, Jason, that's what you sound like.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  Which then led into.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Those songs kind of slap.

• 36:34Speaker 03

  It, yes. And which then led into him singing Total Eclipse of the Heart, uh, which led to Kylie sending us the video of him doing that on his, uh, thirty-something birth, thirtieth, maybe birthday, uh, at the Ocean Drive. So it all comes full circle, but the more singing, the better on the show.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  We did start, I feel like a season one started an episode with like forty-five seconds of him doing, uh, the Kill Bill theme.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  And I remember somebody told me that was an aggressive move for the audio listeners. And I said,

• 37:08Speaker 02

  I said, note appreciated, not accepted. I will do it again. Uh, anyways, let's keep moving.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  All right, moving on. Uh, this, this was a moment that was a couple, couple of years and a couple of episodes in the making, uh, because we wanted to have this guest on. He was, you know, season one, one of our like premier guests that we wanted, but I don't think he came on until season two of the show. And what took him coming on was Jason shitting all over his position, but this is Pat McAfee coming on the show to defend the kickers.

• 37:43Speaker 06

  Thank you for the intro and thank you for the time. Although Jason, he was saying some terrible stuff about, you know, like, uh, position groups.

• 37:50Speaker 04

  We're joking here. We're joking here. We're joking here. You know, we're just having fun. It's a podcast.

• 37:55Speaker 04

  Don't shy away now, Jason.

• 37:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, you know, the stats people, you came out, I mean, I was joking.

• 38:02Speaker 04

  We're just having fun here. We're having fun here.

• 38:04Speaker 06

  The kickers, you, you had a well thought out take. You said for years I've been thinking about it. That's what you said. For years I've been thinking about it. We've been talking about this. We've been, we've been, you've been laying at night thinking like, I need to get this into a show somehow.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  How do I work this in?

• 38:20Speaker 06

  Hey, listen, you're the greatest of all time, the greatest center of all time, one of the toughest humans to ever play football. And obviously your resume is what it is on the football field. So you're allowed to say whatever the hell you want. Travis, if you want to hop into that whole train, you can as well. It's the people that have never played football that decided to dunk on like kickers and punters and stuff like that. And I'm like, you need to relax.

• 38:40Travis Kelce?

  This is why you did the, uh, the college game day. You got, you're starting to bring the fans out of here for talking shit.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 38:45Travis Kelce?

  Jason, do you think you could fucking kick a field goal?

• 38:48Speaker 06

  Bingo.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  You know what? I don't know if my hips got me in it. We might have to find this out.

• 38:52Speaker 06

  Get your Tims, okay? Get your untied Tim.

• 38:55Travis Kelce?

  Get your Tims. It's, yeah, the old boot style, just straight on.

• 38:59Speaker 06

  Get your Tims.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Who was the freaking?

• 39:01Travis Kelce?

  Square toe.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  Was that Lou Groza? He used to do square toe from, uh, the Brownies. Is that?

• 39:06Speaker 06

  What's the garbage picking, field goal kicking? Uh, you remember that?

• 39:10Speaker 04

  Joey, uh, oh my gosh.

• 39:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, that could be the case. But my problem, my issue is whenever people that have never played football before bury kickers and punters and act like it's an easy thing. It is not an easy thing. Like, if you get out there and you play catch, you could probably play catch a little bit, you know, you probably could. If you want to get out there and do, maybe hit something or say you probably do that, you try to kick something. Most people are going to suck at it, which is why the college game day thing happened for kicking is easy, although it's getting expensive, boys. Last two weeks, these guys have made kicks and it's like two hundred thousand bucks to these guys.

• 39:41Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 39:42Speaker 06

  I mean, it's a real deal.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  They're starting to practice.

• 39:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think I'm trying to get hustled too. I think I'm starting to get hustled.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think what we've learned is like, if you want somebody to come on, you just need to.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  Antagonize them.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Antagonize, use your platform to antagonize them until they are forced to defend themselves. So I think we'll just be doing that all this season. It's just, hey, hey, hey, Meryl Streep, you know what? Got nothing. She's a queen.

• 40:08Speaker 03

  All right, Brandon, you take the next one because it's near, near your heart.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  I'm taking the next one and you'll, you'll know why in a second. Number eighty, it's a moment that I don't think a lot of people are going to consider a top moment of the show, but I will give you the backstory to it. This is from season one. This is an episode we did during wild card weekend when both Eagles and Chiefs had buys.

• 40:28Speaker 02

  One of the things that we don't really get to do a lot or didn't get to do a lot when both guys were playing was, was text about football as it was happening because they would be on the field. So this was a rare Sunday where everybody was watching football respectively, and the group chat was commenting in real time on things that were happening. And if you don't remember this play exactly, let me describe it to you. The Cowboys were down and needed to pull off a miracle trick play to stay alive in the playoffs. So the player they dialed up was to put Ezekiel Elliott at center and it went poorly.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  And I just remember in the group chat, there was just, holy shit, holy shit, what the fuck? Oh my God. Oh my God. Why? No, no, run it back. Why? Like, and it was just thirty minutes of all of us sending clips and gifs and memes back and forth, trying to figure out what the fuck we just saw. And I know no Cowboys fans listen to this, so I will just say it. It is always fun to watch Cowboys lose in the playoffs and especially when they decide to put Zeke at center and the defensive strategy was, we'll just push him over. And it seemed to work great. Anyways, this is the guys reacting to Zeke at center.

• 41:40Travis Kelce?

  Let's get to what made this play absolutely electric. And that was the fact.

• 41:44Speaker 04

  That Zeke was at center?

• 41:45Travis Kelce?

  You got put in a tough situation.

• 41:46Speaker 04

  Zeke was out there to do something else. That's the only reason he's at center. What they weren't accounting for was the linebacker brushing the crap out of him.

• 41:56Travis Kelce?

  It looked good. His first initial couple of steps squared him up.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  Snap was great. Snap was better than most of my snaps.

• 42:02Travis Kelce?

  All right now.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  And he had some good footwork, but they worked on the snap clearly and they worked on the set. They didn't work the hands. Hands are outside and high. That's a bad recipe right there.

• 42:10Travis Kelce?

  Zeke's a, he's a very well-rounded football player.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  He's a beast.

• 42:14Travis Kelce?

  He wasn't ready to get bull rushed in that situation. Yeah.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  I think he was probably thinking about what was going on later in the play. And when he snapped it and he's like, oh crap, I have to actually block for a second. It took him off guard.

• 42:26Travis Kelce?

  Dak and Zeke and the Cowboys, a hell of a season. Obviously we're laughing about this, but we've got all the respect in the world for these guys.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Jake, you love that moment.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  I do. Uh, I would, you know, these are why these lists are fun to make. We went back and forth. I would have put some other stuff in the top 92, but I understand it. Part of that is me being salty. I wasn't in the group chat yet, but.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  You weren't left out.

• 42:48Speaker 03

  You know, it not as, not as important a moment to me, but uh, talk about a moment for, talk about a moment for my people.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Transition. That's a good one.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  You like.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Yo, this is one I like every moment.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm just going to toss up the clip. This is Jason discovering what the movie Life is Beautiful is about.

• 43:10Speaker 04

  Who was the best actor that won that year?

• 43:12Travis Kelce?

  Dude, I have no idea.

• 43:14Speaker 04

  The Waterboy was in, released in what year? November of 1998. One day after my birthday. How about that?

• 43:22Travis Kelce?

  Really?

• 43:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. The Oscar that he, that would have been up for would have been the 1999 Oscars, right?

• 43:29Travis Kelce?

  I'm gonna say you're right on that.

• 43:30Speaker 04

  Best actor. Roberto Benigni, uh, won the award for best actor for his leading role in Life is Beautiful. They fucked that one up.

• 43:41Travis Kelce?

  Life is beautiful, man.

• 43:42Speaker 04

  Seen that fucking movie?

• 43:43Travis Kelce?

  Gonna have to watch. I'm gonna have to watch it though. I'm not.

• 43:45Speaker 04

  I don't even need to watch it. I don't even need to watch it to know that he didn't do as good of a job as Bobby Boucher. I don't even need to fucking watch it. There's no fucking chance.

• 43:56Speaker 04

  What did he play? Like a guy that was in love? Try playing a fucking Creole guy that's in love with his mama.

• 44:02Travis Kelce?

  That doesn't know what love is.

• 44:05Speaker 04

  What's the actual plot?

• 44:08Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 44:09Travis Kelce?

  Damn it. There goes that segment.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  We've just been informed it's a Holocaust movie. So.

• 44:16Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. So, I mean, he probably deserved it.

• 44:19Speaker 04

  I bet Adam could go and be in Life is Beautiful and do a pretty similar acting job as Roberto Benigni. But if Roberto Benigni tried to go be Bobby Boucher, he would fail like a fucking miserable.

• 44:32Travis Kelce?

  You are attacking Roberto so bad.

• 44:35Speaker 04

  Nothing against you, Roberto.

• 44:37Travis Kelce?

  But I'm kinda in on what you just said.

• 44:40Speaker 04

  Was this Bobby Boucher's father that disappeared and then came back? It's your daddy, Roberto.

• 44:45Travis Kelce?

  It's your daddy.

• 44:48Travis Kelce?

  You're like Tiger Woods. It's your daddy.

• 44:56Speaker 02

  Well, yeah. I mean, that's, that is.

• 44:59Speaker 03

  With the moment of realization of just, oh.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  Well, sometimes in a Google Doc, you have to type, hey.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  I said, that is a Holocaust film and he went, oh, uh-oh.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  I think, I think it was more just that like Adam, he was so adamant that Adam Sandler deserved the Oscar that year.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  What is Life is Beautiful? What a stupid title.

• 45:23Speaker 03

  Oh, no. And then him, why, why is beautiful and like being like, that's an incredible movie. Just made it all come full circle.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  One of the best things about doing this is when we do paint ourselves into a little corner where we have to take time out of our, out of our episodes. I think those in season, right? In football season, Jason had to like, we had to go, all right, we got to reserve 20 minutes episode so we can review Life is Beautiful.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  Turns out, great film.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  Great movie.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  Great movie. Turns out great movie. Great movie. Uh, deserving all the awards. Yeah. Keep, keep moving to number 78. This was, this is a fairly recent one, but of all the news headlines that this show has found itself involved in, this is maybe the funniest. Cause it, it just seemed like we all needed something to talk about and God bless it. Donna delivered. This is, uh, the boys talking about Donna Kelsey's modest home renovations.

• 46:17Speaker 04

  Let's talk about the most important news out of the Kelsey family this week. We know everybody's been waiting to hear about it. Everybody's on the edge of their seat. And we wanted to wait to break this news on the show, but reports have already started to leak out.

• 46:29Travis Kelce?

  Yes. Everybody already knows about it, man.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  We gotta talk about it.

• 46:32Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 46:33Speaker 04

  Donna Kelsey is remodeling her modest Florida home. Let's give it up for Donna.

• 46:39Travis Kelce?

  Mama.

• 46:41Speaker 04

  Mama Kells.

• 46:42Travis Kelce?

  Mama. I told her if she needed me to like screw some door hinges in, I could have done it for her, but I guess she wants to do the whole remodel.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Have you asked mom about this? Have you talked to her about since this came out?

• 46:53Travis Kelce?

  No.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  I have no idea what this is. Should we ask her right now?

• 46:57Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, let's call her.

• 46:58Speaker 04

  Mom?

• 46:59Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 47:00Speaker 04

  We are doing the podcast right now. I'm on with Travis.

• 47:02Speaker 06

  Mama.

• 47:03Travis Kelce?

  She can't hear me.

• 47:04Speaker 04

  You just said hi. We are wondering this tweet that has taken the world by storm.

• 47:12Speaker 06

  It's what the heck? Even TMZ, you know, like sent me a text and said, can you be on? This is really funny. I'm like, it's so stupid. They probably pulled the permit because they're coming on Monday to put my windows and doors in.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  Is it, is it like an HGTV show or is this just like a legitimate random?

• 47:32Speaker 06

  No, I know all I'm doing. They is my, my people are coming to put in my windows on Monday.

• 47:39Speaker 04

  Wait, you're doing 16 windows? The article says nine.

• 47:42Speaker 06

  It's because you know, my whole apartment is all windows.

• 47:45Speaker 04

  Well, I just wanted to say, mom, I, they said modest home and I just, it feels like you're turning this place into a bit of a gilded palace. I think you've changed a little bit. I think you've, you, you've, you've had a taste of the good life and now all of a sudden, what?

• 47:59Speaker 06

  Yeah. You know me. I'm so, you, you know, I am so like logical and it's like, I'm doing something so that I can save money on heating and air conditioning. And to keep my windows from sweating. That's as simple as it is.

• 48:15Speaker 04

  I know, I know. We're just having fun with it too. It's amazing. It is hilarious and in an awesome way. We love you.

• 48:22Speaker 06

  I think it's so funny. It's like, aren't there terrible things happening in the world right now?

• 48:26Speaker 04

  Okay. We don't need to talk about that. We don't need to talk about that. I love you, mama.

• 48:30Travis Kelce?

  Love you, mom.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  Travis is screaming, I love you too as well.

• 48:35Speaker 06

  Oh, tell Travis I'm so happy he's going back. I'm, I'm thrilled for another year.

• 48:40Travis Kelce?

  As long as mom approves them doing the right things.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Okay. Two things that I absolutely loved about this clip and this episode. One, even though I know this is an audio only version, uh, Wyatt appearing in the background and making all the faces as Travis, when Jason, when Jason was on the phone, just incredible. Like generations of Kelsey.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Great timing.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  The other thing, you teed this up by saying like, oh yeah, we needed something to talk about. Travis announced that he was coming back to the NFL. Like we were waiting weeks. For that announcement. And it was like, hey, be block that. We gotta talk about Donna.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. Actually, we gotta get to some real breaking news. Donna is getting shutters. Uh, Donna is getting new doors possibly. We don't know the stain of the wood yet. We will keep you informed.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  That's right. That's right. We, yes. Thank you to both, uh, Ed and Donna for always being available by phone. Yeah. The whole, I mean, well, and the whole family for being available to do a podcast. It's really been great for us.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  It's very easy for us. Jake, number 77.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  Number 77. Uh.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  This is you.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. This is, this is a personal moment.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  You kept saying clips with me should go higher. You said that this entire time, you were like, every clip with me should be in the top 10.

• 49:52Speaker 03

  This is bullshit. I actively.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  You said every clip featuring Jets Jake.

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Me left off the list. Uh, you said to put them on there, but.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  This is so funny.

• 50:00Speaker 03

  This was a, a great clip and, uh, you know, little backstory after this happened, like Travis tried to apologize profusely. And I was like, you are good. This was very cool for me. This was very fun. Uh, and it is, it is just like a nice stark reminder when we get to do these like in-person episodes. Because Travis was in studio for this one of just like, when you, when you put me on a couch next to an athlete, it becomes very clear which one of us is the athlete. So that was a very fun moment for me, but this was a, a moment with Saquon Barkley on the show, wondering if the average person could get a yard in the NFL.

• 50:38Travis Kelce?

  For this one, we thought we'd, uh, we'd do a throwback and bring one of our favorite questions for Saquon to answer. Um, at Vink Isaac?

• 50:48Speaker 04

  Yep. Nailed it.

• 50:49Travis Kelce?

  Could an average person gain one yard on a rushing play in the NFL?

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:57Travis Kelce?

  The average person? Look at Jets Jake right now.

• 51:03Speaker 04

  Jets Jake, come on camera so we can see what you look like.

• 51:05Travis Kelce?

  Check. Come on, come on up here.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  I feel like I gotta say yes now. I'm just dissing, I'm just dissing him right?

• 51:13Travis Kelce?

  There's no hard feelings here. He's a Jets guy himself as well.

• 51:18Speaker 02

  Did you play any ball back in your day?

• 51:19Speaker 03

  No.

• 51:21Travis Kelce?

  There we go.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  If you had to like run a 40 right now, like under six seconds. No chance. No chance. So you're just, you're not helping the cause at all. Not at all.

• 51:29Travis Kelce?

  How's your vision?

• 51:30Speaker 03

  What's the play? Forty three, twenty one. What's it like?

• 51:32Travis Kelce?

  Twenty twenty vision. That's a start.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  What's the play? I got, I can't like, actually, I gotta say, there's a game I had because of New York Jets. I had 13 carries and one rushing yard.

• 51:43Travis Kelce?

  Holy cow.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  And I would say I'm a pretty good running back.

• 51:48Travis Kelce?

  At least you got one.

• 51:49Speaker 03

  So you're probably, probably not getting, yeah, yeah, average rush is probably not getting one yard.

• 51:53Travis Kelce?

  And he's out. All right.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Had to think that one through.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  I think about it sometimes because like if any, like if a guard in a tackle destroy a double team, like anybody could probably get a yard. But you gotta think about how slow it's gonna take them to get to the hole.

• 52:07Travis Kelce?

  He ain't getting it.

• 52:09Speaker 04

  And how fast everything changes, right?

• 52:12Travis Kelce?

  Told his best.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  Oh, gosh.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  They wouldn't even know like.

• 52:15Speaker 04

  If the average guy's Jets, Jake.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  If it's outside zone, no shot.

• 52:19Travis Kelce?

  Shot. My bad, Jake. I love you. You're above average in my, in my heart.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  Above average person.

• 52:26Travis Kelce?

  Way above average person.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  That's what matters.

• 52:28Travis Kelce?

  We don't, we don't, yeah.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Saquon was trying to be so nice to me, man.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  He, the, no, the best part of that clip is if you watch it, you can see Travis scan the room like Terminator and like, or like, you can see him size up everybody and then get to you and go, Jake, come here. And it's, he's like, oh, you were just closer. I'm like, Travis, we were all equidistant.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  There were all wires in front of all of us.

• 52:59Speaker 02

  And honestly, greatest comment I've ever received is being skipped over. And he was like, I need, I need to bully somebody. And I was like, he knows I could probably get.

• 53:05Speaker 03

  Not Brandon, not Greg.

• 53:07Speaker 02

  I could maybe fall forward. I could maybe fall forward for that yard. You put me behind the right guys. I'm getting it. Um, no, that was incredible. That, god damn it, that was funny. Uh, where are we at? Oh, seventy six. Number seventy six. Honestly, one of my favorite guests. Gonna try to get him back on. He is still playing football, but, Jameis Winston, electric guest. This is Jameis Winston on his first passing touchdown.

• 53:32Speaker 04

  Do you have a welcome to the NFL moment?

• 53:34Speaker 06

  Well, yes, I have a iconic welcome to the NFL moment. I got two, I got two for you. Well, my very first pass in the NFL was a touchdown.

• 53:43Speaker 04

  There we go.

• 53:43Speaker 06

  And a lot of people, a lot of people can never say that. Yes, it was, it was a Cody Simpson ball on a pick six on my very first pass.

• 53:53Speaker 06

  That was, we said, that was a welcome to the, like, so.

• 53:56Travis Kelce?

  You got my ass in that one.

• 53:57Speaker 06

  This is, this is, this is, this is the craziest thing, right?

• 53:59Travis Kelce?

  We both threw a pick on our first, man, that's why I knew you were my brother, man. Our first, both of our first NFL passes were interceptions, man. Let's go.

• 54:07Speaker 06

  Listen though, bro, like I'm gonna tell you about this. So I'm in, I'm with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and you know, we got Lovey Smith. Lovey Smith is iconic, come from the Tony Dungy tree. It's gonna be two Tampa, spot drop three or a man. Right? And he'll probably throw, bring a five man rush pressure. You know what I'm saying? Play zone, five zone in back end. Man, our first game was the great Dick Lebo. All that defense, all the different looks, all the fronts, pressures. Man, the first third down was thirty six. Man, they ran two man. Coming from, I'm coming from college. Man, I ain't seen two man all year.

• 54:49Speaker 06

  Man, I thought, I set it up, man. I throw a little truss route outbreak, man. Cody Simpson ball, jump that thing undercut. I was like, oh my God. I had to hop on my horse. I was like, well, it was a touchdown.

• 55:02Speaker 06

  But at first I was pissed. I was like, man, I wasn't prepared for this. You know what I'm saying? I didn't think they was gonna play no two man. I was like, what is two man?

• 55:09Travis Kelce?

  That's too funny.

• 55:10Speaker 06

  You know, first third down, you play two man, like, welcome to the NFL. Like, I thought I was an athletic quarterback. You played me two man?

• 55:18Speaker 06

  Like now, and then, then look, nowadays, you watching fam, you like, oh yeah, oh, they play, they play, uh, two man. Oh, they, some, some people say cover five.

• 55:26Travis Kelce?

  Nobody's got me.

• 55:27Speaker 06

  And you hear the quarterback coach, man, it's, look, it's embarrassing if they play two man against you.

• 55:33Speaker 06

  And I'm just like, oh man. So it was embarrassing, it was embarrassing that they played two man against me.

• 55:39Travis Kelce?

  And it worked?

• 55:40Speaker 06

  My golly. And I was like, and it worked. I should have ran.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  I could listen to Jameis for hours.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Genuinely, genuinely open invite, Jameis. Just come back on. Uh, what's going on? Anytime.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Number seventy five on our list from again, uh, maybe the greatest episode we've ever done. This is Taylor, uh, talking about Jason's, uh, what did she call it? His aftercare?

• 56:05Speaker 02

  His aftercare.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  Jason's aftercare.

• 56:08Speaker 04

  All righty. Do you have any questions for us? We're, we're kinda out of the questions for this section. Is there anything you wanted to ask Travis or I? I mean, you have a, Uh, yeah. You put Travis on the spot right now.

• 56:18Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  I know. Well, I, I don't know. I was wondering how that wax is growing in, like.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Cause I haven't talked to him in a couple of weeks about it and I just feel like it's really important for you to like, make sure that those hairs don't grow.

• 56:32Travis Kelce?

  Getting a little itchy, bud?

• 56:34Speaker 04

  No, it's fine. It's doing good. When you go, like, when you go from, from fur to, to no fur at all.

• 56:40Travis Kelce?

  And you can wear it. Us, cause we got some thick hair.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  It's like important to figure out, like, I mean, just, don't tell us too much.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  Are we, are, how, how are we doing? We're doing good. We're doing good. Managing it? We're, we're, well, we're not managing it. That's what, how we're managing it is we're not managing it. Okay. It's, uh, fortunate for me, my hair grows fast. Yep. It's, it's coarse. It's got a texture that, uh, was difficult for about a couple of weeks. Very itchy. Yep. That's what I thought. We've passed that phase now and, um. Are we gonna do it again, do you think? I don't think so. And I, listen, shout out to the people in downtown Philadelphia. They did a great job.

• 57:19Travis Kelce?

  European wax.

• 57:21Speaker 04

  I'm not, I don't think it's going to be a recurring bit. Yeah, it was the best it could have been. I also don't think I'm gonna find myself in a speedo again.

• 57:30Travis Kelce?

  Jason walked into a door that said, European wax.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  And was treated with the utmost respect and class. He had to try it in order to know. That's life, you know? It feels, it feels important that you did it. Um, and also it's cause now you know.

• 57:47Travis Kelce?

  Cause now you know.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  Now you know. I, I know what. I always say that after, after I, I make unfortunate, uh, just judgment calls. Right? Well, now I know. Now I know. Had to try it. The one thing I didn't try was. Wasn't great. Wouldn't do it again. Yep, yep.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  Brandon, do you want to talk about, about how this even got into the show?

• 58:08Speaker 02

  Well, this, this, I mean, it's, it's very funny because you just never know, like with all the shenanigans we do, what, what makes its way to other people. And, uh, I did ask her beforehand. I was like, hey, you know, we're gonna, at the very end of the show, we sometimes toss to the guest of like, hey, do you have any questions? Like, you know, we're idiots. You, you fucking ask us something. And, I was like, you know, I don't want to catch you off guard with that. Like, is there anything you wanted to ask the guys? She goes, oh, I gotta know about Jason, how, how that wax is feeling. And I said, oh my God. Cause I believe he had, it was still very fresh. Um, did Jason ever put out the video?

• 58:42Speaker 03

  It was, it was like a month ish later. Cause the, the shore was around fourth of July and this was.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  Right. It was about a month later. So yeah, he had about a month of aftercare that she needed to get caught up on. And did he, he ever put out the video of the wax, did he?

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Nope. That is still just burned into your memory.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  You guys should, you guys should bully Jason about that video because some people might have it on their phones. Some people might have been in the room with him.

• 59:06Speaker 03

  If you're looking for extra footage, Jason's got some of his waxing.

• 59:11Speaker 02

  Listen, we're, we're bonded. Moving on to number seventy four. This is season one. Man, we're throwing it back. Season one, all time guest, Mr. Patrick Mahomes. Uh, we had already, God, it's episode fifteen of season one. We already really become the de facto QB sneak show at this point. And I think we had Pat on. And we were like, well, he's got a QB sneak story. His knee fell off. So this is Patrick Mahomes talking about why he does not, uh, quarterback sneak.

• 59:41Speaker 06

  I believe in the quarterback sneak. Like just sometimes you gotta watch out for your kneecaps. I'm like 95% and one kneecap short of being a hundred percent.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  I think it makes a ton of sense that you don't do quarterback sneaks.

• 59:53Speaker 06

  I remember being on the ground and my kneecap was in the side of my calf. And the worst part was the reaction from every teammate I have. You know, guys usually kind of boost you up. I had dudes running 50 yards away from me, just running down the, up to the other. Out of the field. My center's yelling, get off me. Get off me. I'm like, I can't move. What do you want me to do? My kneecap is in the back of my leg. I was pretty hyped because I have small calves and so it kind of made it kind of bulge out a little bit more.

• 1:00:19Speaker 06

  I went back to the locker room and I had to get the x-rays and stuff like that. It was a funny story because they hit me with the, everything's negative, looked good. And they had like the intern trainers in there with you at that point. And I walked up to the guy and I was just like, am I going back out there? And he's like, no, no, no, sir. You're not. And then you know me, I'm flipping out. Why not? My knee's fine. They said negative.

• 1:00:36Travis Kelce?

  Wrong place, wrong time, bud.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  Pat was awesome, man. And it was like, just, just, uh, you know, breaking the fourth wall, I guess, a little bit too of just, you know, we, from the moment the show started, we were like, well, Travis.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  Travis, somebody's got to ask Pat.

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  Someone got to ask Pat. And when Pat came on, he was everything we could have hoped for and just, uh, you know, like, obviously him and Travis go way back too, but, uh, from us, like from a show standpoint, Pat being our second guest ever on the 15th ever episode of the show was just, it, you know, it took us to new heights and.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  We stumbled, we stumbled into a great idea there.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  Eventually.

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  It was awesome. So shout out to Pat. I'm sure we will have plenty more Pat moments on this list. So I don't want to

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:25Speaker 03

  Dive too deep too early.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  All right. Moving on to number 73. After the Super Bowl season one, we were flooded with requests to feature other sports leagues trophies. So we ended up, I think we had, we had, God, we had the Stanley.

• 1:01:39Speaker 03

  Larry O'Brien.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  The Larry O'Brien came through. I think Travis eventually had the Lombardi on later, but this was a great moment where, you know, the Stanley Cup comes to your house and like, what else do you do besides put your kids in it? And these, this is Jason kids, Jason's kids having mixed reactions to the Stanley Cup.

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  Look at Benny's in the cup.

• 1:02:01Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  In the cup.

• 1:02:06Speaker 04

  Benny girl, good head control, baby. What? Are you guys seeing this?

• 1:02:10Travis Kelce?

  This is adorable.

• 1:02:16Travis Kelce?

  Look at baby Benny.

• 1:02:21Travis Kelce?

  That was a moment. Remember that forever. Passy in the cup. I hope she poops right now.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  I think too, we had discussed earlier on the show, like, what is the greatest trophy in sports?

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  Which led to, which led to all these people trying to show off.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  And they were like, no, it's our trophy. Yes.

• 1:02:38Speaker 03

  You know, no, no offense to any of the others, the Stanley Cup.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  It's the Stanley.

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  It's the cup.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's the Stanley.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. And so the fact, you know, the fact that Benny's going to grow up one day and be like, holy shit, I was in the Stanley Cup is.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  One of my sisters was crying.

• 1:02:55Speaker 03

  And it's really cool. And it's really cool that happened on our show. All right. Second to last moment for this episode, I think a guest that we were like, well, let's, let's see how this goes.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Did not know this was gonna go.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  One of our most electric guests of the season by far.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  Eagles fans will remember this one. This is Eagles fan Sam Salvo coming on after the Eagles hired their new offensive coordinator.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  There was a viral clip that went wild on social media following the Eagles exit from the postseason this year with a child.

• 1:03:30Speaker 06

  Feeling two of two things. A, I want AJ Brown packing his bags and I want him somewhere else.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 1:03:36Speaker 06

  And I also want Kevin Patullo flipping burgers at like the local McDonald's or something. I don't care.

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  Sam, welcome to the show.

• 1:03:42Speaker 06

  Hey, what's up?

• 1:03:43Speaker 04

  He's got this spatula for a microphone. Sam, I gotta know, what were your impressions of your viral moment? What did everybody tell you at school?

• 1:03:51Speaker 06

  Kids at school went crazy. Like, kids I don't even know. Like, they just came up for no fucking reason. I don't even know, man.

• 1:03:59Speaker 04

  Obviously you weren't a big fan of Kevin Patullo. What do you think of the Sean Mannion hire?

• 1:04:04Speaker 06

  I hope that he can work with Jalen better than Patullo did because I think that if he could work with Jordan Love and make him a top tier passer in the NFL, I think that maybe he could work with Jalen better than Patullo.

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  What do you want the Eagles to run this year? What formations and schemes?

• 1:04:17Travis Kelce?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:19Speaker 06

  I want them to run it more to their strong side of their offensive line. Cause like really it was this year, it was more like, like up the middle runs. And really with, um, Kelce Moore, we didn't see that as much. And that's when Saquon had like one of the best years of all time, if not the best rushing year of all time.

• 1:04:34Travis Kelce?

  Man, you're out here, you're out here watching Phil, dude.

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  How much of what you were saying after the game is stuff that your dad's been yelling at you furiously for the past six months?

• 1:04:43Speaker 06

  Absolutely nothing, actually.

• 1:04:45Speaker 04

  None of it?

• 1:04:46Speaker 06

  I came up with pretty much every single word except, except the part that I want AJ Brown packing his bags. Cause I wasn't sure a hundred percent about that.

• 1:04:57Speaker 06

  I still want Patullo flipping burgers. No questions asked.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  He's sticking to it.

• 1:05:04Travis Kelce?

  Talking like a true Birds fan, man.

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  I mean, genuinely, the kid knows ball. Like, I did not know, you never know when you're inviting an Eagles fan into your, into your space, what you're going to get. You really don't know. You, it's like a wild animal being set loose inside. You.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  When he popped on camera with the spatula microphone, I was like, we're good. We're good to go.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  Like, yeah, just hit record. This kid knows what he's doing. This kid's made to talk shit. All right. Last clip of this episode, number 71. We have Will Ferrell giving dating advice as Will Ferrell characters.

• 1:05:37Travis Kelce?

  So something we do on the show is answer voicemails from our fans. And we've asked them to call in asking for relationship advice. Because who doesn't want to hear relationship advice from a couple of knuckleheads? Uh, would you like to help us on these?

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Well, sure.

• 1:05:50Travis Kelce?

  You want to jump in? Let's do it, man. Here's the, here's the thing. You could, uh, answer some of these questions as one of, uh, one of your characters, maybe?

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:05:58Travis Kelce?

  Nice. Yes. Oh, I'm so excited.

• 1:06:02Speaker 06

  Hey Travis, hey Jason, big Chiefs fan. Three Pete comments. Just wanted to know your advice for a first date. When you should know those red flags and when to look for the green flags. Go Chiefs.

• 1:06:16Travis Kelce?

  Red flags, green flags.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  When to look for the red flags? When to look for the green flags?

• 1:06:23Speaker 06

  Let's see. Ricky Bobby

• 1:06:27Speaker 06

  would say, look, I, I don't know anything about red flag or green flag. Uh, you just gotta, you just gotta get yourself into a position to look for the checkered flag.

• 1:06:43Speaker 06

  Because, I mean, there's only one thing you need to worry about. Cause I mean, you ain't first, you're last.

• 1:06:52Speaker 06

  I would just tell that young lady to look for the checker flag.

• 1:06:58Travis Kelce?

  You gotta, you gotta find your way to the finish line, guys.

• 1:07:01Speaker 06

  I don't know if that's good advice or bad. It sounds like bad advice.

• 1:07:06Travis Kelce?

  Kind of metaphorically, it makes sense. You gotta find your way to the finish line. You know? I loved it, man. That shit was fucking gold.

• 1:07:13Speaker 04

  That was so good. So good.

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  I mean, Will's the best. Will's the best. We've said every guest is the best, but we're going to keep saying it. Will.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  We, listen, we walked back asswards into an incredible Ricky Bobby moment there. So, um, Will, fantastic. We welcome you back anytime. Thank you for helping Jason achieve his dreams of dunking.

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  Did you mean to say back asswards?

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  No, back asswards I did, yes.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:07:41Speaker 02

  No, that was, that was.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  I was like, that does weirdly work, but I don't know if he meant to do it.

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  You want to say it that way?

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  This is awesome. And it's real, it's been really cool to have such big names on the show who immediately like buy into the bits. Like Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell being like, yeah, I'll, I'll do some heights hotline and no dumb questions was like so far beyond our wildest dreams. When we first did no dumb questions, like.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  We're going to try to get more of your voicemails in front of the guests. I think that's always like an electric moment because none of us know how this is going to go. Or what you guys have called in about. And we always appreciate it. So that is the first episode countdown of the top 92 clips. Again, any issues with the lists, send all your complaints to at J chat.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  God damn it. I was just about to do that to you.

• 1:08:24Speaker 02

  Send your complaints to at J chat 85. He will be having a child. So he'll probably be, have nothing to do besides read these. So.

• 1:08:30Speaker 03

  Once again, that's at Brandon underscore borders on X, the everything.

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  Cannot read. Anyways, we'll be back in the next episode. We'll be counting down from 70 to 40, 74. Damn, that's going to be a long one. Shit. Oh, we might have to, we don't have to. We're going to have to speed this up, guys. If this sucks and you guys don't like it, just tell us.

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  Actually, you could, you could tell us by then they'll all have been recorded and edited. We won't change anything.

• 1:08:55Speaker 02

  It's gonna be tough. It's tough to apply that note. Future episodes, we'll take care of that. Thank you guys for listening. We'll be back next time with the countdown from 70 to 40 of the top 92 new heights moments of all time. New Heights will return with brand new episodes with the actual hosts of this show on September 2.

• 1:09:11Speaker 03

  Once again, follow the show on all social media, at New Heights Show with one S for clips throughout the week. What else does he say? We'll talk to you guys soon. Peace.