Counting Down the Best 92 'New Heights' Moments of All Time | Part 2

92%ers, welcome to a very special preseason edition of New Heights! We are preparing for our 5th season by counting down the Top 92 moments from our first 200 episodes. On today's episode, we will count down from 70 to 40 of the best moments from New Heights. New Heights is back with all-new episodes Wednesday, September 2nd, with your actual hosts Jason and Travis Kelce! Follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshow You can also listen to new episodes on Wondery, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. . . . Download and Subscribe here: Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMb Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynw Shop our merch at https://kelceclubhouse.com https://kelceclubhouse.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Travis Kelce?

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• 1:46Speaker 03

  Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. How do we start? How do we start? How do we start? Welcome back to another... Let me do it again.

• 1:54Speaker 04

  Welcome back to another episode of New Heights. We are not Jason and Travis.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  We are not your hosts, Jason and Travis Kelce. We are back with another countdown episode here for the preseason. Get you guys excited about a list to argue about.

• 2:08Speaker 04

  Today, on our top 92 moments, we are counting down clips 70 to 40.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  That is a lot of clips. We don't have a lot of time to waste. Jake, let's kick it off right here. Number 70.

• 2:19Speaker 04

  One of the greatest lies ever told. Cats are poisonous.

• 2:23Speaker 03

  Maybe. We're not sure. You and I are not scientists. Cats are poisonous. Jason Kelce.

• 2:26Speaker 05

  You know what my latest plan to divert our family from getting a cat is? I just keep telling our girls that cats are poisonous.

• 2:35Travis Kelce?

  Why the fuck would you tell them that?

• 2:38Speaker 05

  So that they don't want cats and I don't have to deal with having a cat and make them terrified.

• 2:42Travis Kelce?

  That's sick.

• 2:42Speaker 05

  That's whatever. They'll find out. I think lying to your kids is important.

• 2:45Travis Kelce?

  Not in this regard.

• 2:46Speaker 05

  I think it's great. I think it's genius. It's a genius ploy.

• 2:49Travis Kelce?

  They're gonna go over to a friend's house and fucking scream bloody murder because they see a cat.

• 2:53Speaker 05

  That's fine. What a... That sounds like that person's house problem.

• 2:57Travis Kelce?

  You're a psycho, man. This guy is ridiculous.

• 3:00Speaker 05

  I gotta get these kids on my side, otherwise I'm in a sinking ship.

• 3:03Travis Kelce?

  You grew up with a cat, dude.

• 3:05Speaker 05

  Travis, I know they're not poisonous. I'm saying my girls don't.

• 3:08Travis Kelce?

  Why do you dislike cats so much?

• 3:11Speaker 05

  Kylie is like, they're not poisonous. Your dad is lying to you. I'm like, listen, if you have a cat, the government will come and take it from you. Because it's... They're so lethal. I mean, they can kill you. They don't even have to bite you, just them licking you. You fear their tongue. It has little needles on it. And then I pull up pictures of a zoomed in picture on a cat's tongue, and it looks like needles, and it terrifies the fuck out of them. Fucking great.

• 3:33Travis Kelce?

  You're fucking ridiculous.

• 3:36Speaker 04

  As a soon to be dad, I've learned so much fatherly advice from Jason.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  You can just lie to your kids.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Just lie to your kids.

• 3:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, just lie to your kids. I don't remember what I was lied to about, but I'm sure it was something.

• 3:48Speaker 04

  I mean, I still think it's illegal to drive with the lights on inside your car. I think that's a universal parent lie.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, cops will pull you over because it means you're doing something illegal in the car if the light's on, and that is something you do believe.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  And all it is is playing Pokemon in the backseat, but...

• 4:05Speaker 03

  See, I feel like my parents always just lied to me about like when stuff was open. I'd be like, can we go to this? They go, it's closed. And there was no way to like look that up. And I was like, man, that's crazy that like that store closes at 5:30. I can't... How's this profitable? Frito-Lay? Um, anyways, clip?

• 4:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, speaking of Jason and his kids, one of the most adorable moments from the last season was Ellie crashing our Randy Moss episode.

• 4:28Travis Kelce?

  Jason, when it was time for you to call it quits, what's the number one thing in your mind you knew you were gonna miss about the game?

• 4:35Speaker 05

  I knew I was gonna miss competing.

• 4:37Travis Kelce?

  Okay.

• 4:38Speaker 05

  You see, is Ellie in the background?

• 4:40Travis Kelce?

  This is so funny.

• 4:42Speaker 05

  Did you go upstairs, girl? No? Why not?

• 4:46Travis Kelce?

  Is that the oldest one?

• 4:47Speaker 05

  This is my second. You say hi to the greatest receiver ever to play football? Say hi to Randy Moss. Hi, Randy Moss.

• 4:56Travis Kelce?

  So epic. Hello, sweetheart. How are you?

• 5:01Travis Kelce?

  Oh, that was gold, man. Bye.

• 5:04Speaker 05

  Man.

• 5:06Speaker 05

  Love you, Uncle Travis. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 5:09Travis Kelce?

  Okay, baby. Nice.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  I mean, just adorable.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  I mean, the kids have great timing. I keep saying the kids have good comedic timing for when to interrupt the podcast. They are savants at interrupting when it's both acceptable and very funny. Randy Moss also, just the coolest guy. I have been a Randy Moss fan forever. Randy Moss, the coolest man alive.

• 5:30Speaker 04

  Love you, Uncle Travie. Love you, Randy Moss.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  Love you, Randy Moss.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Just an incredible line. You can't write that.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. Moving on to number 68. I take all the credit for starting this horseshit debate. And I'm now sick of this debate and want to go away. Uh, this is my Frankenstein's monster. Is the NFL versus NBA player debate, which player could play in which league? I think we started that. I'm gonna declare that we started that. This is the clip of the first time this came up with Travis, you know, obviously thinking he'd probably get some good minutes in the NBA.

• 6:04Speaker 05

  We know that NBA guys could definitely play in the NFL.

• 6:08Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  Okay? Is the reverse... Do you think there's NFL players that could play in the NBA?

• 6:15Travis Kelce?

  Outside of the guys that like made the transition from basketball? Because there's guys that make that transition all the time.

• 6:21Speaker 05

  I'm talking about, yeah, guys that have played basketball for all that.

• 6:24Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, I would say Jimmy Graham could have definitely played in the NBA. I see... No? No.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  Not a... He would have played in the NBA. This is my argument.

• 6:34Travis Kelce?

  There's guys that rebound, that just come in for rebound and...

• 6:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, but all of those guys were better.

• 6:39Travis Kelce?

  Blocked shots.

• 6:40Speaker 05

  All of those guys were better NBA players and better basketball players.

• 6:44Travis Kelce?

  See, but that's the thing.

• 6:45Speaker 05

  They got... They earned the right to be a rebounder and a role player on an NBA team by still being great basketball players before that. I'm not gonna disagree that there are NFL players that could play a role on an NBA team. I just don't think any of them are good enough to play in the NBA. Otherwise, they'd be playing in the NBA. It's that simple. Every NFL player would rather play in the NBA.

• 7:09Travis Kelce?

  But at the same time, would you rather be an end of the bench guy in the NBA or be a star tight end in the National Football League?

• 7:16Speaker 05

  I'd rather be an end of the bench guy in the NBA. What are you talking about? That sounds like a great gig. I'm gonna come on, play like barely any minutes, just play a little bit of defense, rebound. I don't even have to shoot.

• 7:25Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, give me my... Give me a 10 day. Let me see what I got.

• 7:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, that sounds like a great gig. Travis used to have tickets courtside to the Cleveland Cavaliers. And early in my career, I went down there and I sat courtside, watched LeBron. I forget, I think they were playing...

• 7:42Travis Kelce?

  LeBron James. You saw LeBron James.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  I think Kyrie was still on the team.

• 7:45Travis Kelce?

  Another one.

• 7:46Speaker 05

  There were some beasts. There were some beasts on there.

• 7:48Travis Kelce?

  Just unbelievable athletes. Athletes, you see them play and you see them move and you're like, that's...

• 7:54Speaker 05

  But it wasn't just them. It wasn't just them, Travis. It was the whole thing. I'm sitting there and I... I think when you're on the same level of these guys...

• 8:02Travis Kelce?

  You got impressed by Zverev and Ilgauskas?

• 8:05Speaker 05

  When you're on the same level as these guys, it is a whole nother world. You really get a grasp for how tall they are and how, not just that, how tall, how fast, but how coordinated they are. Dude, it's crazy. The amount of body control, footwork, hand-eye coordination, the athleticism level of NBA talent. I mean, it's not even close.

• 8:30Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 8:30Speaker 05

  To like... And maybe it's because I play offensive line and I'm around a bunch of fat guys all day, and it's way different. But I have not seen that caliber athlete in an NFL uniform yet. Just saying.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, it felt like after this came up on the show, the next like week of First Take was like, uh, one NFL guy and one NBA guy, and they... Like, it was everywhere.

• 8:56Speaker 03

  If you want to know the answer to this debate, go look at the photo of Jalen Brown at the Eagles practice standing next to Jalen Hurts. Go look at it. Jalen looks normal sized, and I can guarantee you he's not. That's the answer to the question. There is no NFL player who's getting quality minutes in the NBA. I'm sorry. It's not happening.

• 9:14Speaker 04

  All right, keeping it moving because we got a lot of moments to talk about this episode. This has been by far the most surreal experience for me as a member of the show.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Put another one of your clips on the list, did you, Jake?

• 9:26Speaker 04

  You put this on the list. Uh, there's really, really no way to explain this. We can get into some of the backstory after the clip rolls, but this is Kason Barrett joining the show as we pay off our Jets Jake tattoo bet.

• 9:39Speaker 05

  All right, we do have one very special stamp of the week to hand out.

• 9:43Travis Kelce?

  Oh, man.

• 9:44Speaker 05

  That's right. We said if anyone got a Jets Jake pinup tattoo, they could be on the show, and turns out we had a fan crazy enough to do this.

• 9:53Travis Kelce?

  Let's go.

• 9:54Speaker 05

  Um, Wild Man joining us today.

• 9:57Travis Kelce?

  Show them his face.

• 9:59Speaker 05

  Show us your face. We are men of our word, so here to receive a special stamp of the week, please welcome Kason Barrett.

• 10:08Travis Kelce?

  Let's go. Let's go dude.

• 10:14Speaker 06

  Never in a million years that I think I'd have my name on that intro. So thank you for that.

• 10:17Travis Kelce?

  Come on, man. Hell yeah.

• 10:21Speaker 05

  You earned it with stupidity, bravery, whatever you want to call it. How many tattoos do you have?

• 10:25Speaker 06

  I've got quite a few.

• 10:27Travis Kelce?

  You see you're sleeved up a little bit on the arm. Yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 10:29Travis Kelce?

  Are most of your tattoos pinups or?

• 10:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, not, not all, but one.

• 10:33Speaker 05

  Kind of sleeve.

• 10:34Speaker 06

  So I got, you know, the, the cross.

• 10:37Travis Kelce?

  Oh, nice. The cross. Yep.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 10:38Speaker 06

  And then we got, you know, the fame, the one everybody wants to see.

• 10:42Travis Kelce?

  I see.

• 10:42Speaker 05

  I gotta see this.

• 10:47Speaker 06

  Look at that sexy guy.

• 10:49Travis Kelce?

  It's a little generous on the body right there.

• 10:54Speaker 06

  You're telling me, man. I think the whole thing was generous.

• 10:56Travis Kelce?

  We got a better picture of it right here. So we can show the people. There you go.

• 11:00Speaker 05

  What has been the reaction to the Jets shake tattoo that you've gotten from other people?

• 11:04Speaker 06

  It's been absolutely insane. My mom is so proud, but disappointed.

• 11:14Speaker 06

  She's a saint, man. I, I, I don't know how I'd react.

• 11:17Travis Kelce?

  You showed mom? That's hilarious.

• 11:19Speaker 06

  Oh yeah. Day one. I'm in my twenties. You know, I'm, I'm young and dumb. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Maybe I can make this 15 minutes of fame last 30. Who knows? I gotta send it.

• 11:29Travis Kelce?

  Oh yeah, dude. Have some fun, man.

• 11:31Speaker 05

  You sent it.

• 11:31Travis Kelce?

  You definitely sent it.

• 11:33Speaker 05

  Are you a Jets shake fan?

• 11:34Travis Kelce?

  Jets Jake, why don't you come on in, man?

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Hey guys.

• 11:38Travis Kelce?

  Get on out. I'll tell you what, if, if, if I didn't know any better, you two look like brothers.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  I know. This guy looks like he could produce the show between me, him and Brandon. It's just three white dudes with beards.

• 11:51Speaker 05

  Kind of look like brothers.

• 11:52Speaker 04

  I'll take it and, and you can pass that tattoo off on your own as soon as this is done, but I'm truly honored. Thank you for, uh, making me look way more Jack than I am in person. That was very nice of Jared. Uh, yeah, it's very, this is, this whole thing has been very surreal. It's, it's nice to finally get to meet you, bud.

• 12:11Speaker 06

  Yes, sir. You too. I appreciate you not thinking I'm too totally, you know, weird for having a, a naked version of you on my thigh, you know, opportunity came knocking. So.

• 12:20Speaker 05

  Just to be clear, I think you're extremely weird and I love it. So.

• 12:23Speaker 06

  You'd be right.

• 12:24Speaker 05

  It's the right kind of weird. Precisely why you're here. All right.

• 12:26Travis Kelce?

  We're on board.

• 12:27Speaker 04

  So when this started.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  The pinup tattoos.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  Someone got a tat, a pinup tattoo of Jason.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Which makes sense.

• 12:35Speaker 04

  Which makes sense.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  That actually tracks completely that somebody in Philly would do that. Yes.

• 12:39Speaker 04

  Then someone got a pinup tattoo of Travis, which makes even more sense. And like was encouraged.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  We did kind of encourage somebody to do that. Yeah, that's kind of on us.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  This started as a joke because we were like, no one will ever fucking do this. And then someone did it.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  And then we found the one guy who said, I got space on the leg.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  A- as Kason was like posting to the New Heights Reddit that he was going to do this. This is a little backstory. I reached out to him and I was like, hey man, like this is really funny. You don't have to do this.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Like sincerely, it's good.

• 13:12Speaker 04

  And he was like, ah, nah, it's, it's funny. I was like, all right. I was at my mom's house at the time when he posted the tattoo and I showed her and she was like, where, does this child need a mother? Like where, where, where is this? I, I need to correct this person's life choices who just got a thigh tattoo of my son, but I've since met him and he is a lovely human being. So shout out Kason.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  That is actually the most shocking thing about this is that you meet him and that you, he's normal. Like we were all very worried to have him on. We were like, this is not, this is going to be very uncomfortable, but he's actually quite normal and pleasant. I don't know what to say. Shout out to you.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  Shout out to the 92 percenters. This is why we do it. Cause you guys are the best fans in the world.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  And we can, this, stop this bit right now. This is, he won. Please, nobody else. Tattoo yourself for the show.

• 14:03Speaker 05

  Unless someone wants to get a Brandon tattoo and.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Please, I'm not going to say don't, but

• 14:12Speaker 03

  go for it. Uh, I promise you nothing in return, but yeah, go for it. Number 66, another Kylie Kelsey. We have sprinkled Kylie throughout the list. Uh, this is, this is Kylie on to just, this is her, uh, describing her first time skiing.

• 14:29Speaker 05

  I'm assuming most people have skied. I had never even clipped into, to skis before or been in skiing boots. They have like a tilt forward so that you're constantly sort of on your toes almost.

• 14:42Travis Kelce?

  Quads are burning for sure.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  Here's the, here's the problem with that. If you try to sit down, your butt does not touch the ground.

• 14:50Travis Kelce?

  Nope.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  I've found that out the hard way. When I got off the ski lift and immediately tried to bail onto my ass.

• 14:56Travis Kelce?

  Can't go back. You gotta go side.

• 14:58Speaker 05

  No, I must've been in a aerodynamic, like fully folded down aerodynamic position for a good 10 seconds before I was like, it's not working. And had to bail out sideways.

• 15:13Travis Kelce?

  There you go. Yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  That was the moment I should have turned around. I should have gotten my ass right back on that ski lift. But the problem is, is that I love a challenge. I love a challenge.

• 15:24Travis Kelce?

  See.

• 15:25Speaker 05

  And if someone's like physically, you should be able to do this. I'm like, then I can do it. And that is exactly what happened.

• 15:32Travis Kelce?

  And you did it.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  And you did it. I will say, I think you were, I think you said it took me 45 minutes to get down that mountain. I think you were being generous. I think it took me like a good hour, maybe a little more.

• 15:44Travis Kelce?

  I was being extremely generous. Kylie, we got to the bottom, we got to the bottom of the hill 45 minutes before you did. That's what I really meant.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying. I think, yeah, I'll tell you what, there was.

• 15:56Travis Kelce?

  I had like five beers by the time I was at the bottom of that hill. When we finally saw you like in plain sight coming down.

• 16:03Speaker 05

  That was the worst. That was the scariest part because at the bottom is where all of the hills like merged. And I was like, there's a lot of traffic at the bottom of the hill. I don't know how she's going to handle this.

• 16:11Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. I got all the binoculars and was ready for some action.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  There was one period. It was, there was one, there was one steep, there was one steep drop off. Uh, probably like 25, 30 minutes in. And it was a pretty short, um, like short part of the hill, but I think it's where we had like the. There was a mountain. I need you to. We need to stop calling it a hill. I think it was the moment where Jason was like, we're not waiting for you. And I was going and veered left. And if you veered too far left, you were going off the edge of the mountain.

• 16:50Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 16:51Speaker 05

  And I, I had this moment of, I don't think I should be here. I never saw that. It was like a.

• 16:58Travis Kelce?

  I remember this.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  Drop off.

• 17:00Travis Kelce?

  I do remember.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  It was trees and then a drop off.

• 17:03Travis Kelce?

  There was a, that was a steep ass drop off too. I remember that.

• 17:06Speaker 05

  Yes. And that was the moment I went sideways on the edge of the hill, mountain, and looked up at the clouds and was like, I think I should have gotten back on the ski lift.

• 17:18Speaker 05

  Not to mention I've had, uh, like Jason said, I was in pizza the whole way down. I've had two hip surgeries.

• 17:27Speaker 05

  I'm not equipped to be at that angle for that long while pushing against the snow. It was a, it was hot mess expressed down that hill, mountain.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Listen, her whole, her whole premise is places that she has no business being. And one of those is the top of a mountain.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  The top of a mountain.

• 17:44Speaker 03

  She's on theme. God bless you, Kylie. We should get you out doing more sports.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  This is a, uh, another tangentially Kylie related moment.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  Sure is. Number 65.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  She is not here. Number 65, Jumanji has a turn on.

• 18:01Speaker 06

  How does a man handle that when your wife is the only woman you're allowed to have sex with, but she doesn't want to? And I'm not one to cheat. I never have been.

• 18:11Speaker 05

  That's good.

• 18:12Speaker 06

  So, I mean, you know, give me some advice here, fellas.

• 18:15Travis Kelce?

  Well, yes, well, thank you very much for, for calling in. Oh my God, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows would, uh, tell you to start doing it in the butt. Um, I would personally, uh, mention that, um, I have no idea what that's.

• 18:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. I think this is a hard one.

• 18:35Speaker 05

  Wear some really skin tight pants.

• 18:38Travis Kelce?

  Oh, show off them thighs and.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  Show it off. Sometimes they just want to see the goods. And I don't know what you're wearing. If you have a big rear end, if you have a big rear end, just put some tight pants on and just start doing work where you're, where it's nice up in the air and she's last to look at it. If you've got a nice bulge, maybe you've been blessed with that. Just, you know, nice tight pants where it's hanging down the side of the leg. I don't know what you've been blessed with, but show off what she finds attractive in you. You probably know what that is.

• 19:07Travis Kelce?

  Beat her to the punch. Do some shit that you know you're supposed to be doing without her asking. Beat her to the punch. Let her know like, listen, baby, I'm trying.

• 19:14Speaker 05

  Maybe if you're on the TV, put something on that like just really, you know, is going to get her, get her revved up and going. Like you know, she's into, you know, Baywatch or she's got a thing. She's got a thing for a specific actor. It's okay. It doesn't have to be you that's getting her excited. Like sometimes they just get excited watching stuff. And maybe she's into The Rock and you guys just happen to watch, you guys just happen to watch, uh, that Kevin Hart movie that The Rock and him is in with. I forget what it's called, but you know what, so what I'm talking about. Whatever rock movie it is, Jumanji, just watch Jumanji. Maybe she's in the jungle and muscular men.

• 19:50Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Go out and try and role play one night, you know, see what, see if she's up for that or go to Spencer's and get some fucking sex stuff, man. I don't know.

• 19:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's all, yeah. You can also go, that's right. You could go all like kink it up.

• 20:02Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, go back.

• 20:02Speaker 05

  Find a way to just like, hey, we're gonna.

• 20:04Travis Kelce?

  It's gotta fucking experiment.

• 20:05Speaker 05

  This thing I just bought. Who knows? Where does it go? We'll find out.

• 20:14Speaker 04

  I'll never look at that movie the same again.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  It's, what's funny is we, I believe this is one of the first times we started doing like relationship advice. And I remember immediately people were like, do more of it. And I went, oh God, no, we've, like, we've done something here. This is not, this is, this can't be good.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Jesus. Hopefully that couple's doing great. Um, number 64, back, back to a debate or a running theme of the show that has come up quite often. This is the first time we all learned this about Travis, uh, his aversion to tubular meats.

• 20:47Speaker 05

  You don't eat sausage?

• 20:48Travis Kelce?

  I'll do like a sausage patty.

• 20:50Speaker 05

  Bratwurst?

• 20:51Travis Kelce?

  Like breakfast sausage.

• 20:52Speaker 05

  You don't do any tubular shaped meats?

• 20:55Travis Kelce?

  I'll do sausage on like a pizza. You know what I'm saying?

• 20:58Speaker 05

  Travis.

• 20:59Travis Kelce?

  Pepperoni and sausage pizza.

• 21:00Speaker 05

  You won't eat a kielbasa?

• 21:01Travis Kelce?

  I'll do sausage and like a pasta. I'll do some like bolognese.

• 21:05Speaker 05

  You won't eat like a hot dog?

• 21:07Travis Kelce?

  I'm out, Jason. I'm out.

• 21:08Speaker 05

  So you'll eat it in patty form, but not the tubular form. Is there a reason why you won't eat it in the tubular form?

• 21:15Travis Kelce?

  How does it get in a tube?

• 21:16Speaker 05

  It's called a casing.

• 21:17Travis Kelce?

  That's disgusting.

• 21:18Speaker 05

  So it's just the casing part. It's not the shape of it.

• 21:21Travis Kelce?

  I know what you're getting to.

• 21:23Speaker 05

  I love sausages. Oh, sometimes I don't even chew them. I just swallow them right down my gullet.

• 21:30Speaker 03

  When we all learned this, I think it did bring everybody to a screeching halt. It did. It did sort of like shut down all of our brains for like 10 minutes. Like a hot dogs?

• 21:36Speaker 04

  The guys' opinions on food are staunch and entrenched and very, very funny.

• 21:42Speaker 03

  They do not budge.

• 21:43Speaker 04

  They should have their own separate food podcast, but if not, I'm glad that they'll discuss those things here.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  All right. Keep it moving. Um, number 63, Travis's Al Bundy game.

• 21:54Speaker 05

  We gotta talk about the elephant in the room. Uh, you scored four touchdowns. I don't know if you remember.

• 21:59Travis Kelce?

  No, I remember them all, but, uh, during the game I was like, man, I really do have three touchdowns right now going into the fourth, uh, the drive for the, uh, the fourth touchdown. But like I was saying, I mean, the four touchdowns are cool and all, but it was how we got to the red zone that, uh, that I got really excited about, man.

• 22:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. You, you had four touchdowns, but only 25 yards receiving. If that isn't the most selfish stat I've ever seen in my life, let me do zero work and just show up and get all the glory. I'm gonna go dance in the end zone.

• 22:33Travis Kelce?

  Time out, man. Time out. I wasn't, I didn't dance one fucking time because I was dog shit tired. They were all 10, 11, 12 play drives where I was getting double teamed, bracketed by, by two DBs as well as them putting Chandler Jones and fucking Crosby and Farrell.

• 22:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, they were. I mean, I don't know if you saw the broadcast.

• 22:57Travis Kelce?

  Trying to get jiggy out there, man. No, I haven't seen the broadcast.

• 22:59Speaker 05

  But Josh McDaniels at halftime literally said their entire game plan essentially was to stop you. I'm not making that up. You're the guy in the class project that doesn't show up the entire time and then just shows up.

• 23:13Travis Kelce?

  What do you guys need me to do? What do you guys need me to do?

• 23:16Speaker 05

  I'm here.

• 23:17Travis Kelce?

  I'm here. You want me to say a joke? I can get everybody.

• 23:20Speaker 05

  A plus. Good job, group. Group effort. The other thing I had a problem with is after the game, you said those touchdowns are for you, mom. Okay? First of all, it was for mom's birthday. Mom's birthday was on the ninth, not the 10th. So you're a day late with your touchdowns.

• 23:37Travis Kelce?

  Okay.

• 23:38Speaker 05

  And second of all, who are, why do you think you can buy mom's love with touchdowns? That is insulting to mom. You can't buy mom's love with touchdowns.

• 23:45Travis Kelce?

  Slowly, I'm slowly, I'm like, mom, I can't give you kids quite yet, but I can give you touchdowns.

• 23:54Speaker 05

  Mom is a.

• 23:55Travis Kelce?

  How's four of them? How's four of them sound, mom?

• 23:59Travis Kelce?

  Do you love me?

• 24:02Travis Kelce?

  Please say you do.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  She probably does.

• 24:04Travis Kelce?

  No, she was, she was in attendance. She loved it. She said, thank you when I saw her in the suite afterwards. So.

• 24:10Speaker 05

  Of course she loved it. Well, I guess we're just gonna have to keep popping out grandkids to compete for four touchdown games.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  It was one of the first times that I remember people being or feeling the enthusiasm tune into the show. Like people really wanted to hear Travis talk about scoring four touchdowns while only having like, I think less than 20 yards receiving.

• 24:29Speaker 04

  He had seven receptions for 25 yards and four touchdowns.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  What a jerk. He said, I'm keeping it between the 15s, boys.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  The thing you get when you're on a podcast with your brother is the guy being like, seven catches for 25 yards. You selfish.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's very selfish. That's, that's Jason's immediate reaction was not selfish is that, which fantastic, fantastic.

• 24:53Speaker 04

  Number 62, a Brandon moment makes its appearance on the list. You, oh, you're a part of this.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  What was basket weave? Go ahead.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  Well, should we just roll the clip?

• 25:02Speaker 03

  Roll the clip. I don't remember what I said during it. I remember Jason.

• 25:04Speaker 05

  Have you heard Andy say tickling totsels before?

• 25:07Travis Kelce?

  Never heard him say that one. Nope. That's a new one. Um, he's got a bunch of bangers in his pocket though, man. He's got so many and he's been doing this for so long, man. He knows which ones really get the people going. Exactly.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  I've never heard Andy rip it like that. I loved it. I'm fired up.

• 25:23Speaker 05

  Well, the thing is Andy didn't mean it like that. Andy was just trying to say shove the ball down the throat, which he will say. What are other like sexual, like, uh, metaphors that coaches have used in the past? The one that I've always heard is you take these big ass dick beaters you got and you put them into that, to the middle of the chest. That's one of my favorite. Dick beaters is a great all-timer. You ever heard that one?

• 25:43Travis Kelce?

  Have I? Yeah.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  That's a long way to just say hands.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  Yes. You can't just say something. You need to say something that registers something in your head. If you say like, hey, put your hands in his chest. It's like, I don't even, that's already out my fucking brain. You tell me to put my dick beaters inside of his chest? I'm remembering you telling me to put my dick beaters in his chest. I'm not gonna forget that one.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Oh, my hands.

• 26:07Speaker 05

  I, I really only have one dick beater.

• 26:13Speaker 05

  Are you guys using both?

• 26:15Travis Kelce?

  He started looking around the room.

• 26:18Speaker 05

  Time out.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Beat, beat her.

• 26:20Speaker 05

  You guys are going lefty?

• 26:23Travis Kelce?

  No, no, no. Same time, same time, same time.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  I'm a basket weave guy myself.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  I sent this clip to Jason to be like, hey, like, just wanna make sure we're good. He's like, let me have Kylie look at it. Kylie looked at it and he goes, it is a long clip for you guys just talking about jerking off.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  But it's funny, so I think you're okay.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  I didn't know that got Kylie's approval. That's very funny. I apologize for nothing. Stuff happens. We record it. We show it to you. I don't know. I'll tell you. Um, keep it moving to 61. Man, yeah, little Dicky, kind of like an underrated episode in my opinion. I feel like he slid under the radar as like a great guest. Super funny guy.

• 27:40Speaker 04

  Great episode. Uh, if you haven't watched it, go back and watch it. It's, you know, it's evergreen. You can watch it a few years later.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  Stories. This is one of my favorite stories anybody's ever told. This is when he, uh, was disrespected during a celebrity basketball game.

• 27:55Speaker 04

  Another story I've never told that just came into my head. That's perfect for this moment.

• 27:59Speaker 05

  Oh my gosh.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Celebrity basketball game. It was like Floyd Mayweather, Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, like John Wall. It was like stacked and I, I had no mainstream. I had like a couple of viral, I don't know how I got in the game to the point where I actually put a lot of stock and import in this game that I got there an hour early to warm up because I literally thought like a way that I could like get ahead in this like industry faster will be like scoring 30 points in this game. And I've seen so many celeb games where I'm like, these guys suck, you know? And so I was excited to go there and really, you know, and a few things happened. One, I'm there warming up by myself and Chris Brown walks in.

• 28:41Travis Kelce?

  He can play, he can hoop.

• 28:41Speaker 04

  First time I ever saw Chris Brown. And so I'm like blown away by like just seeing him. He walks right up to me and he goes, you're a dope rapper. And I was like, and it was so early in my, I would never expect him to know who I am and like to have like an icon in the music industry who has like countless, like number, it's just like him saying that to me meant everything. That was the impetus of Freaky Friday. That's meeting there. That's step one. That's like the least important part of the story. Then, then we play and the, the game starts, I'm, I'm not in the starting lineup, nowhere close. It's like, you know, it's the people I named. Uh, my coach is John Wall. The way he, the way he, well, not actually, because

• 29:20Speaker 04

  the way John Wall went about operating his team was he, he, he did five in, five out. So he had starting five, then he just.

• 29:27Speaker 05

  So complete subs.

• 29:28Speaker 04

  Yeah. So I'm in the next five. I'm told to get Chris Brown. So I walk up to Chris and I go like, yo, I'm in for you. And he goes, I'm not coming out.

• 29:37Travis Kelce?

  That's awkward.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  And then there's 11 guys on the court.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  Everyone is like matched, like I'm clearly the, I look to John Wall.

• 29:48Speaker 05

  Can you help?

• 29:48Speaker 04

  It's like coach, coach, like, and he goes, John Wall goes like, and he brings me back over. First thing I say is like, John, like get a grip and like have some like. Authority on the team. It's just humiliating to like send me out there and then pull me back in. It's like so emasculating.

• 30:06Travis Kelce?

  This is so good.

• 30:07Speaker 04

  And, and, and then, then they're playing and then I get in like the next five or whatever. I get in the game. I get in the game. I get the ball. I, I drive aggressively. I go up. I get to the rim. I get fouled so hard by Deontay Wilder, the, at the time heavyweight champion of the world.

• 30:29Travis Kelce?

  He grabs him over here.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  Like everyone went like, like everyone, like the whole gym went like, like, cause I thought like I like really got hurt. I, I, I didn't hurt that. I think the, I don't know. It didn't really hurt that much. I took it.

• 30:39Travis Kelce?

  In the moment. Oh my gosh.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  I get up. I missed two free throws and then I play one more meaningless minute and then I just didn't even, I like moved to the end of the bench and just chose not to even make myself available for the rest of the game. But that was a real, like, there was like several different moments in there that felt like, like, welcome to the industry. That was like the first time I think I ever like, like was on like Getty Images. You know what I mean? When it was like, get like watermarked images of like me talking to Snoop, like.

• 31:06Travis Kelce?

  So good.

• 31:08Speaker 04

  I don't want to like restate the clip too much because it just played, but there are so many funny beats in that from the fact that he got fouled by Deontay Wilder to John Wall not knowing how to coach.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  Great storyteller. Great episode. Season two. Go back, go back and check that one out.

• 31:23Speaker 04

  All right. Sticking with a basketball theme, one of our favorite basketball guests we've ever had on the show. This is Shaq breaking down his favorite dunks of all time at number 60.

• 31:33Travis Kelce?

  There's two of them. And I actually just seen this dude the other day, Chris Dudley. Nice. I took it as a sign of respect when you didn't double me. And I don't even know who was on me. Like, you know, that switch. I'm like, I know this ain't fucking Chris Dudley. So I take one little dribble to double. He's trying to, yeah.

• 31:50Travis Kelce?

  One dribble like, the fuck? I take two dribble. I even carry on the second. I was like, oh, these motherfuckers not coming. Now I gotta take that and then just drop step and then boop. And like, he was all on me and I was like, fuck off.

• 32:05Travis Kelce?

  And then my second favorite dunk was game seven. Portland is kicking ass. So we come to the timeout in the fourth quarter and Phil Jackson, him and I told you used to like mine, play with your minds.

• 32:15Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 32:15Travis Kelce?

  All right, guys. Great year. They're kicking your ass. I'll see you next year. Kobe's pissed. He said, I'm pissed. He said, I'm like, man, fuck that. Let's go on a little run. So we go on a run. Kobe's in Kobe mode. He's getting to the hole. Two people, three people. He don't care. He's know he has to score. And I'm telling him the whole time. Hey man, that fucking lob is open. We make kind of eye, eye contact. I won't say he winked at me, but he looked at me and he crosses Scottie up at the top of the key. He crossed Scottie up and he got in the middle lane and he threw the motherfucker up too high and I had to go get it. Right there. Throw it up Kobe. Throw it up Kobe.

• 32:49Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, Kobe. Good pass. Yes, sir. That one right there. That place is fucking rocking.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  I'll say this one gets a little extra love from me because, and I'm gonna put this in the audio. This is only for the audio listeners. Um, and do not snitch me out. That was some wild copyright infringement we did in that episode.

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Shaq was yelling at me to show his highlights and I didn't want to tell him like, I don't know if I can, Shaq.

• 33:15Travis Kelce?

  Brandon, roll the clip.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. Brandon, roll the clip. I said, that sounds legal to me. I'm rolling it.

• 33:20Speaker 04

  This episode made you the guy in the green fucking shirt.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  That is the guy in the green fucking shirt. Yes. Shaq, thank you for the nickname. Number 59. This is, I think this is our first clip from the first episode, like on this list.

• 33:33Speaker 04

  Oh, first clip from episode one on this list.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  This is the first appearance of episode one, which is a fascinating episode to go back and watch. I, I did that recently. Uh, this is how Jason spent his off season.

• 33:43Speaker 05

  Highlight of my off season was going to see my cows in Missouri, the show me state, where they showed me some cows.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  What got you into that?

• 33:52Speaker 05

  I think going to Cousins farm growing up in West Virginia. So I bought 11 cows. We had nine calves and I went out there for calving and branding. Guys on horses, lassos, roping them, tying them down, piece of hot iron in the fire.

• 34:08Travis Kelce?

  This is a funny man.

• 34:09Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna lie. It was intense.

• 34:10Travis Kelce?

  Did you?

• 34:11Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. You do the branding and then you also got to castrate the ones that you're not gonna keep as bulls.

• 34:18Travis Kelce?

  You city slicker, you man.

• 34:19Speaker 05

  There's two ways you do it. Either one, you do the banded method and the band cuts off the blood supply and the nuts just fall off.

• 34:26Travis Kelce?

  I'm out. Where, where are we even going with this? I don't want to know about how you did this.

• 34:31Speaker 05

  Off season. Have you cut a bull's nuts off? No, I don't think you have.

• 34:35Speaker 04

  Little behind the scenes story for this now that we've.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  Give him some BTS. Give him some BTS.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  First episode we ever recorded the show. Didn't know what the show was gonna be.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  No idea.

• 34:43Speaker 04

  Didn't, didn't really understand how the processes would work. We were recording this like around or over Labor Day weekend.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  We hit record and we put it out. What do you mean? You didn't understand?

• 34:52Speaker 04

  We were on vacation for celebrating my wife's birthday and I was so like, the show came up, it came up quick. I was like, I'm so sorry. I have to work during our vacation. We were in like a tiny little Airbnb and she came back cause she had like gone out to like a farmer's park or something. She came back and I'm cackling at my computer. And she was like, what is, what are you watching? What is going on? And I was like, I think we're gonna have a pretty funny show. This was a moment where Brandon and I were like texting each other, like, I think this is what the show is.

• 35:21Speaker 03

  I'll be honest, you know, we, we kind of put some stuff in the first ever like rundown that was just like, you know, we knew Travis had done like cool celebrity stuff. We wanted to talk about that. And watching Jason get visibly over it and being like, hey, hey, so I had my hand of a bull's ass, right? And we're like, oh, here we go. This is, this is, this is, he is cutting off a cool golf story with wanting to talk about, uh, castrating bulls or the fuck he was doing. God damn it, Jason.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  There's the banded method. And it, it also was just perfect because you had Jake, like, not only was Jason telling this graphic story in full detail. You have the foil of Travis just trying to like slow his brother down, but also being endlessly entertained by him.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  This was, there was also debate when we first did this episode. Um, like, you know, we always kind of decide what to make into social clips. And I remember the, the first meeting episode. It was like, well, we gotta do the bull thing first. And everybody went, what are you fucking talking? I'm like, this is the first you ever seen. Like, imagine if we opened this football show with a clip about bull testicles and that got voted down. So I think it became the third, second or third clip ever made, but I, I thought that was the best moment of the episode was like, what better way to define what this show is than it's two brothers fighting about castrating bulls. I don't know what else you were expecting.

• 36:38Speaker 04

  Sticking with season one, we've got a couple of season one clips back to back to back here. Uh, but coming in at number 58, maybe the most contentious debate we've ever had on the show, is Waffle House a diner?

• 36:52Speaker 05

  Trevor Lawrence celebrated his big win in Jacksonville by going to Waffle House.

• 36:57Travis Kelce?

  I went to Waffle House last week.

• 36:59Speaker 05

  Dude, Waffle House is tremendous. What do you get at Waffle House? What's your go-to?

• 37:02Travis Kelce?

  Patty Mill with the house browns.

• 37:05Speaker 05

  I'm all American breakfast. Sausage, over easy.

• 37:07Travis Kelce?

  I'm getting two waffles regardless.

• 37:09Speaker 05

  The waffles are unbelievable. I don't like fast food that's trying to be something that it's not.

• 37:14Travis Kelce?

  Waffle House isn't fast food.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  Well, it's the fast food of breakfast.

• 37:17Travis Kelce?

  What?

• 37:17Speaker 05

  What would you call it?

• 37:18Travis Kelce?

  It's a diner.

• 37:19Speaker 05

  It's different than a diner. It's a diner, but it's not a diner.

• 37:21Travis Kelce?

  It's literally modeled after a diner.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  I would not classify it as a diner. I would classify it as a Waffle House.

• 37:26Travis Kelce?

  You're calling it fast food and it's not fast food.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  Have you ever been to a diner?

• 37:29Travis Kelce?

  Yes. It looks exactly like it.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Diners are, are unique. Like you're at Marty's diner. Let's have that as a fan vote. Is Waffle House a diner? I don't think it's a diner.

• 37:38Travis Kelce?

  100% a diner.

• 37:39Speaker 05

  Is IHOP a diner?

• 37:40Travis Kelce?

  No, it's a full-on restaurant.

• 37:42Speaker 05

  That's a loose term for a restaurant, if you ask me.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Brandon, where do you land on this debate?

• 37:48Speaker 03

  Waffle House is Waffle House. It does not fit into any sort of, uh, category. It's a place outside of time and space. It has its own legal system. It has its own, uh, justice department. It has its own. You know, if you've been to a Waffle House, you understand you walk in there, you are sort of like in unincorporated territory. You are in, uh, the wild west. You, you've adopted a whole new constitution while walking in there. I do not consider it a diner. I don't consider it a restaurant.

• 38:12Speaker 04

  So it's not fast food. It's not a diner. It is a place that producer Aaron Lorick still has to go to because he owes us like a shit ton of waffles.

• 38:21Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 38:22Speaker 04

  The March Madness thing.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  Waffle bet that we've not forgotten about.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  We haven't forgotten, Aaron.

• 38:26Speaker 03

  Didn't have time to do it anyways.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  Brandon, take us to number 57.

• 38:31Speaker 03

  Season one, our first live show in Kansas City. What a, what a throwback. Um, this is the moment we revealed Pat Mahomes to the audience.

• 39:20Travis Kelce?

  Wow.

• 39:22Travis Kelce?

  Mic check. Ladies and gentlemen, your Super Bowl winning quarterbacks.

• 39:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, you were in a big throw the football into the crowd mood. You threw the first ball into the crowd, threw the second ball into the crowd. And you were telling me before we got going on the show today, that you were a little bit upset you threw the second touchdown into the crowd.

• 39:47Travis Kelce?

  Fuck.

• 39:48Speaker 05

  Because that was Chad Henne's first playoff touchdown pass.

• 39:51Travis Kelce?

  Ah, I, I checked the stats. I think it is his first touchdown pass in the playoffs. And he's been in the league since 2008, so I think that might be one that he would want to hold on to. Um, obviously wasn't thinking that when I scored, just got excited and said, woo hoo.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  Doggone.

• 40:11Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, yeah. So, um, we asked the Kansas City fan,

• 40:19Travis Kelce?

  if you could please return that ball. So I could gift it to my guy. That's a retirement gift. And I'll tell you what, they are here today.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  Come on, get out of here. The 92% has got it done.

• 40:32Speaker 03

  Let's go.

• 40:33Speaker 05

  Where you at? I know, I know we're here. Who's got the ball?

• 40:36Travis Kelce?

  Where are you? Show yourself. Oh yeah, baby. You got a Chad Henne and you got a Travis Kelce back onto the stage.

• 40:45Speaker 05

  In a true quarterback fashion, we need you to throw this ball.

• 40:48Travis Kelce?

  And you already know we'll compensate you.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  Can't say anything.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Throw it to Travis.

• 40:52Travis Kelce?

  Let's do this for him.

• 40:53Speaker 05

  Throw it to Travis. Alright, he's going right-handed, right-handed.

• 40:55Travis Kelce?

  Chuck it, chuck it. Oh.

• 40:58Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 41:02Speaker 05

  He's always got our back. He's always got our back, man.

• 41:06Travis Kelce?

  Thank you, man. Appreciate it.

• 41:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:14Travis Kelce?

  Thank you.

• 41:16Travis Kelce?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Chad Henne and Pat Mahomes.

• 41:27Travis Kelce?

  Love y'all. I'm out.

• 41:30Speaker 05

  Don't forget this guy.

• 41:33Speaker 04

  This is our first ever live show, which was insane, doing it in Kansas City around the draft after the Chiefs had won the Super Bowl. Just could not have been a more perfectly timed thing. The, but the reason this moment in particular, I think makes the list for me, because I think, I think we have another moment from this live show later on on the list, spoiler alert. But the reason that this one for me is because, you know, I, I interact with a lot of our fans on social media and being able to come full circle from talking on the show about how Travis chucked Chad Henne's only ever playoff touchdown throw

• 42:12Speaker 04

  into the stands to four months later, having those fans show up to our live show, get him the ball back, get them a signed ball, like, uh, you know, that's just like, building community is like a really cool thing. And that like, that is the quintessential example of why you want to do it. It's because you get to unite fans with players like this and do not only a cool thing for the fan where they get to be a part of the show, but like, I know for a fact Chad Henne appreciated the shit out of that. And so that was a really, really cool moment for, for all of us. Number 56 from everyone's favorite episode.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Are you doing all of those ones? Are you just doing all of it?

• 42:49Speaker 04

  No, no, no, you, oh, are you, are you putting that in there now? Fuck you.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:54Speaker 04

  I, that's.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  Jesus. So Jake, Jake, you're setting up all your clips in terms of interesting, just, it was just something I'm noticing, noticing.

• 43:01Speaker 04

  You did two clips in a row earlier, which threw off our order. So you were technically supposed to be doing this one, but that's fine. Uh, I will, I'll do it.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  With that short temper, I don't know. I mean, fatherhood, I don't know. It's gonna be tough on you, buddy.

• 43:12Speaker 04

  I gotta go to OBGYN soon.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Well, keep moving.

• 43:16Speaker 04

  Uh, number 56, uh, from everyone's favorite episode. This is Taylor Swift dropping some ball knowledge.

• 43:22Travis Kelce?

  Jason, on our first date, I literally, I legitimately asked him what it was like when the Chiefs played the Eagles in the Super Bowl and he looked across the field, across the line of scrimmage and saw his brother standing on the other, like five feet in front of him on the field.

• 43:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:39Travis Kelce?

  And he was like, he was, and he didn't even, he didn't even look at me. Like, I now know what an insane question that was. He was like, actually, I'm on the offense. Uh, and my brother's on the offense and I'm only on the field at the same time as the defense. I thought everyone was on the field at the same time. I thought, I thought that the quarterbacks. I mean, that's how you played it on the, on the playground growing up. So I understand if you hadn't like. No, you don't understand. I thought it was like Jared Goff is here and Josh Allen's here. And they're gonna be like, they blow a whistle and then they, they go at each other and they're like, err. And it's like, who's gonna win? That's actually.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  I would love to see Jared Goff play some defense. Let's see Jared Goff on defense.

• 44:24Travis Kelce?

  I've got some ideas. I've got some thoughts. Yeah. I didn't know what a first down was. I didn't know what the chains were. I didn't know what a tight end was. I am forever thankful for you diving into the football world, wholeheartedly. Oh my God. I fell in love with it. I became obsessed with it. I became like a person who was running through the halls of my house screaming, we drafted Xavier Worthy. And my friends are like, what is, who body snatched you? This is, this is, what do you mean? We drafted Xavier Worthy. I forget where I was, but you were the first person to tell me that we drafted the fastest man in the draft. No, I was screeching. I couldn't believe it. I was freaking out. We're talking about like.

• 45:07Travis Kelce?

  I'm like, wait, does she, she right? I had to look this up. I'm like, she, she get the wrong information here? Well, yeah, we traded up. Yeah. We're talking about cover two, cover four, cover zero, man, cover, we're talking, we're, we're learning. I, I continue to learn. Maybe somebody else that even knows what those coverages are. Yeah. I'm not ready to be an analyst right now, but give me 16 months.

• 45:31Speaker 05

  I'm gonna pick up on it. I'm telling you, you would ask some of the best questions when we were up in the booth and there's like your desire to learn more, but your genuine excitement around it as well as like your competitiveness.

• 45:43Travis Kelce?

  She's not fucking around. Nope. Oh my God.

• 45:46Speaker 03

  To be honest, I had the same reaction to the Chiefs drafting Xavier Worthy. I said, that's my guy. That's my guy. I said, hook him. I said, hook him.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  That became like a whole thing. They showed that clip to Xavier, like they made it into the top.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  They did, they did, they did. Now we should, I mean, listen, if she's got time, official draft correspondent is a cool title to have. We will happily, you know, anytime. Um, number 55, Charles Barkley eating his way out of Philly. Charles, one of the best guests. By all means, Chuck, take it away.

• 46:15Travis Kelce?

  I was about 300 pounds in college. I think most people know that.

• 46:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:22Travis Kelce?

  Between around 295, basically. So the Sixers had.

• 46:27Speaker 05

  Basketball player.

• 46:28Travis Kelce?

  The Sixers had bought me in for a visit. And the owner says, hey, everybody's concerned about your weight. Why don't you stop back here the day before the draft before we went to New York? We want you to weigh 285. And, uh, I said, okay. So I get down about 285, 83, somewhere in there. And then my agent says to me, they have a hard cap in the NBA. So if you get drafted by the Sixers, you're going to have to play your first year for $75,000.

• 47:02Speaker 05

  Oh my gosh.

• 47:03Travis Kelce?

  Shit, I didn't leave college for $75,000. I could have got that much in college.

• 47:12Travis Kelce?

  I said, well, I don't want the Sixers to draft me. We went on a Eden binge.

• 47:16Speaker 05

  No way.

• 47:19Travis Kelce?

  We went to like Dennis in the morning, you know, to get the grand slam breakfast and everything.

• 47:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:24Travis Kelce?

  All three days, all three days. I was 283. I got like 299, right in there. And the owner called me every name in the book, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Said, I can't believe your fat ass, blah, blah, blah. I leave and I'm thinking like, woo, we dodged a bullet. And if you go back and look at that tape, there's this look on my face when they said, with the fifth overall pick in the draft, the Philadelphia 76ers select Charles Barkley out of Auburn.

• 47:53Travis Kelce?

  I got this look on my face like, what the?

• 47:57Speaker 05

  How did this happen?

• 47:59Travis Kelce?

  So my first contract ended up being four years, $2 million. But I tried to eat my way out of Philadelphia.

• 48:09Travis Kelce?

  True story.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Fun behind the scenes moment of this one, a very surreal moment for me personally was trying to help Charles Barkley fix the camera orientation on his iPhone. And we never fixed it. It stayed vertical the entire time and we said, fuck it. We'll figure it out. Chuck, go ahead. And I think this is one of our longer episodes too, cause.

• 48:28Speaker 04

  Go over, re-watch this episode. It's incredible. It's season one, right?

• 48:31Speaker 03

  Fucking blast. Season one, fucking blast to have Chuck on. One of the best to ever do it.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  Full circle from, we started season one, telling stories about how Travis used to call himself Charles after Charles Barkley. A few months later, Charles is a guest on the pod, which is incredible.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  He was the best.

• 48:45Speaker 04

  All right. Number 54. We're going overseas for this episode in season two. And it's the guys talking about meeting future New Heights guest, Prince William.

• 48:59Travis Kelce?

  We met royalty. There was royalty at the show. Got to meet Prince William. How about that? Your royal highness.

• 49:04Speaker 05

  Last episode, I think I was quoted as saying, royalty.

• 49:07Travis Kelce?

  He was so cool.

• 49:08Speaker 05

  He's a good dude.

• 49:08Travis Kelce?

  Obviously we're backstage meeting him. He was there with little George and Charlotte. They were an absolute delight to meet. Wasn't sure if I was supposed to like bow to them, curtsey, just be an American idiot and shake their hand.

• 49:22Speaker 05

  They specified because we weren't at like an official royal event, we didn't need to bow or curtsey, but I did still address him as your royal highness.

• 49:30Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, no, 100%.

• 49:31Speaker 05

  And I've never, I've never felt emasculated and I did. That was the closest I've ever been.

• 49:35Travis Kelce?

  I've never seen you give that, someone that much respect. You put your beer like 10 feet away from you.

• 49:41Speaker 05

  I didn't have it in my teeth when I met him. I gotta say Prince William was fantastic, meeting him, but the highlight was Princess Charlotte. She was so fucking adorable. I don't know, maybe it's because I have three girls now. She had fire to her. She was asking questions.

• 49:53Travis Kelce?

  Thank you, your royal highness. It was awesome meeting you and Charlotte and George.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  Fun fact about this episode, it was recorded at three o'clock in the morning, Pacific time.

• 50:01Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  I remember I went to bed at, fuck, I think I went to bed at like 10 and set an alarm for like one to wake up to record this because both guys were in London. We were in LA. Great episode. One of the dumbest things we've ever done, which was, do you mind being on London time for, for an evening? And I said, sure, that's fine. Oh, also we need a full tee set. I said, that's fine. Sure. Of course you do. Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you need a full tee set?

• 50:25Speaker 04

  You know what's not on this list that came out of this episode? Alice in Wonderland.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  Alice in Wonderland. All right, well, maybe, maybe we can delete something else up, up ahead.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Whatever.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  53, Jake.

• 50:39Speaker 04

  A segment we haven't done in a little while, but was a classic in the early seasons of the show, in part because of this version of it and its players as Harry Potter.

• 50:49Speaker 05

  Jason, can you please sort NFL players into Hogwarts houses?

• 50:53Travis Kelce?

  Do you want to go down the list of players?

• 50:54Speaker 05

  Start throwing names at me. Let's see how, how it happens.

• 50:57Travis Kelce?

  Where's Jason Kelce?

• 50:58Speaker 05

  I mean, I'm going to put myself in Gryffindor. Come on, baby.

• 51:00Travis Kelce?

  Do I get in Gryffindor?

• 51:01Speaker 05

  I put you in Gryffindor. You're in Gryffindor for sure.

• 51:03Travis Kelce?

  Jalen Hurts.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  Gryffindor.

• 51:05Travis Kelce?

  We can't put everyone in Gryffindor, Jason.

• 51:07Speaker 05

  You're asking me all my friends.

• 51:08Travis Kelce?

  Who doesn't Jason know? All right. What about, uh, Russell Wilson?

• 51:11Speaker 05

  I think he's in Slytherin.

• 51:12Travis Kelce?

  Slytherin? I was thinking he was like a Hufflepuff.

• 51:14Speaker 05

  You know what? I'll do that. I'll go Hufflepuff. Ask me a coach.

• 51:17Travis Kelce?

  Bill Belichick.

• 51:18Speaker 05

  Oh, Slytherin all day.

• 51:20Travis Kelce?

  What about a guy like Tony Romo?

• 51:21Speaker 05

  Slytherin. I mean, anybody on the Cowboys is Slytherin.

• 51:23Travis Kelce?

  So is Jerry Jones, like, is he like the head of Slytherin?

• 51:26Speaker 05

  He's Lord Voldemort. He's probably got Horcruxes scattered all through, uh, the United States. Jason Garrett being one of them.

• 51:32Travis Kelce?

  What's a Horcrux?

• 51:33Speaker 05

  Well, a Horcrux is when somebody separates their soul and they put their soul into another object or person.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  You see what I'm saying? You see where we're going in this? It makes sense now, right?

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Yeah. It started out as more of like just doing the sorting hat for players. Like players that's kind of like came out of this eventually, but yeah, sorting players in what house is Harry in? Harry's house.

• 51:58Speaker 04

  As a Harry Potter nerd who like absolutely grew up loving the books and movies and a diehard football fan, like that was just such an intersection of my interests that I, I will forever love this clip.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Keeping it moving, number 52, the Jason Helmutthas story from the first beer bowl. All right, let's just, let's go to the clip and we'll do some backstory on there at the end of it.

• 52:20Speaker 05

  Statt, what, do you have a welcome to the NFL moment as a coach? What was your welcome to the NFL moment? You really want to go here? Yeah.

• 52:28Travis Kelce?

  Do I? Now that you just replied with that, yes.

• 52:33Speaker 05

  Well, the way the Nova Care is set up, there's two fields and we rotate them after they, we wear, wear them out a little bit.

• 52:40Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  They kind of cross, you remember all that? So we were, the, the fields were perpendicular to the Broad Street and something happened crazy. I don't even remember what happened, but Jason got very upset and ripped his helmet off. Noticing a trend. And let it go.

• 53:03Travis Kelce?

  He threw his helmet? I've got one of these stories too. Which instance of this, there's, I feel like I've had 10 since I've been here.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You've never seen the like this. This was, wow. This is young. Interesting.

• 53:18Travis Kelce?

  Makes you think like he could be in the Olympics for shot put or something like discus.

• 53:21Speaker 05

  Little discus.

• 53:22Travis Kelce?

  There we go.

• 53:22Speaker 05

  There was a spin on it too.

• 53:23Travis Kelce?

  I've seen that helmet fly 50 yards onto the sideline. You almost hit Ferrari that one day, John Ferrari. That was, that was an impressive one on it. I was, it just kept going and going.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  I haven't actually seen that.

• 53:35Travis Kelce?

  Something about a helmet throw. It's just electric. Gets the people going. Was it warranted or was he being a big baby?

• 53:43Speaker 05

  I don't even remember. I swear to you, I don't remember.

• 53:46Travis Kelce?

  There's been too many instances. They're, they're all just running together.

• 53:49Speaker 03

  It's a great story and the first beer bowl is kind of like a defining moment for the show because it's genuinely, and I mean this respectfully, our dumbest idea.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  This first one was incredibly stupid and I'll give you the quick play by play. The night before, for real New Heights head, the night before Jake and I and, and our, and our boy Greg, our boy Greg were in Philadelphia, recording the.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  We're telling this story finally. Thank God.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  We recorded the Alejandro Villanueva episode and I'm not pointing fingers. Somebody was hours late to that recording. I'm not saying who, I'll let you guys guess in the comments. I say somebody was hours late to where we did not leave Philadelphia for Sea Isle until midnight. So we were driving through the night to Sea Isle. I think we got to the hotel at one, 1:30 in the morning, hit the bed, were back up at the OD by 6:00 AM to start setting up drinking games.

• 54:48Speaker 04

  Yes. Can I back up really quickly to include the best part of this story?

• 54:51Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 54:52Speaker 04

  We are driving to Sea Isle. It's me, Brandon and Greg. Greg is driving. I am working on some social stuff in the backseat. Brandon is working on the episode in the front seat. We are in a one-way highway with two lanes. Uh, I look up, we're on the left side. Cool. Go back down, doing my notes, look up again. We're still on the left side. The road has changed to a two-way road. And at two, 12:30 in the morning, I say, hey Greg, are you on the wrong side of the road? He goes, oh, my bad. And like gets into the.

• 55:27Speaker 03

  We were driving, we were driving Europe style for about 12, 20 miles there. It's not great. Um, everybody's fine. It's fine. It's one of those fun stories that you get to tell people of, hey, we lived through it. It's fine. Great episode though. Go watch it. First appearance of Stattlin on the show.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  Number 51, uh, maybe one of the most tweeted at phrases I get, uh, tossed our way is the squirt squad.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  I mean, just a great example of why NoDumbQuestions is, is arguably the best segment. And how, yeah, we do kind of always evolve into a dick joke, don't we?

• 56:00Travis Kelce?

  At Joe D Fran on Twitter, uh, at New Heights, why don't players squirt their own water? No dumb questions, just that kind of questions. Uh, that is such a good question.

• 56:15Travis Kelce?

  I mean, honestly, somebody comes up to me with it already like right here and all they gotta do is just, they just go around from person to person and just like, do you want one? I can shoot you real quick. And it's like, it's way easier than handing the bottle and handing it. I don't know. It's maybe not that much easier, but it is convenient. I will say this.

• 56:37Speaker 05

  Yeah. I, I think this typically happens at like a TV timeout or something like that where you're trying to be efficient and get water to as many guys as possible before the timeout's up. So you kind of just know when somebody reaches up to squirt you to open up your mouth and then you just get squirted.

• 56:52Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. But you don't always, like, they don't have to do the squirting. You can do the squirting sometimes, but you know, when you develop a relationship, you just know when you're about to get squirted on and you open your mouth to make sure that you gets, yeah.

• 57:08Travis Kelce?

  You gotta have a good relationship with this person squirting.

• 57:11Speaker 05

  Yeah. You don't want to just be letting randos squirt on you.

• 57:14Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 57:15Speaker 05

  You gotta make sure you know who you're dealing with.

• 57:17Travis Kelce?

  Then it doesn't feel as.

• 57:18Speaker 05

  A trusted, like trainer, coach, individual teammate. I'll let a teammate squirt me sometimes, but.

• 57:27Travis Kelce?

  That's just a good teammate. I'm trainer Trav, man.

• 57:29Speaker 05

  I'll squirt, I'll squirt you guys if you need one.

• 57:31Travis Kelce?

  I'm trainer Trav. I.

• 57:32Speaker 05

  Trainer Trav.

• 57:33Travis Kelce?

  That in my fucking, I got that fucking, I got that thing right on the hip. Just need one?

• 57:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:40Travis Kelce?

  I got you.

• 57:41Speaker 05

  There's something that feels good about giving somebody a squirt. Like it's, it feels like you're, you're doing them a solid. Like I got you a squirt. You want some? I'll give you a squirt.

• 57:52Travis Kelce?

  Dude, have you ever, have you ever trusted someone to squirt you and they just fucking miss your mouth?

• 57:57Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's the worst. My, my pet peeve, so these great array of water bottles are fantastic, but sometimes they don't screw the lids on all the way. It pisses me off when they just right down, I come on guys. We embarked on this avenue of trust. I, I opened my mouth to accept your squirt and you dumped it all down my chest.

• 58:21Speaker 05

  Oh, man. Squirt me where I wanted to be squirted. Yeah.

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Have you seen honorary now new Squirt Squad member Luke Keakley, who drinks like he has a football helmet on?

• 58:32Speaker 03

  I did see Luke Keakley drink as well, helmet on, does not have a helmet on, yeah.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  Incredible. Congrats on the haul, Luke.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  I had this shirt on at the LA Live show. People are demanding that shirt. I will talk to somebody about maybe limited run of Squirt Squad t-shirts.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  No, fucking stupid question. Even better answer. Moving number 50. Oh, man. Season one, episode two. Maybe, maybe honestly, one of my personal favorite moments was talking about the wedge unit.

• 59:00Speaker 04

  Really early moment where not only were the guys laugh, like everyone on the recording was dying laughing, in part because of how much these guys were laughing. Just, I think, just a perfect example of what the heart of the show is. It's like football talk that'll make you die laughing.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  That was back when there was still a wedge unit on kickoff return. Can you believe that that used to be a thing? I was a part of it. I don't, I wish it would never happen. Yeah, the wedge unit, this is what your job on the wedge unit was back before the NFL decided to outlaw this barbaric behavior. Oh, my gosh. You would run back till you were 10 yards from the returner. Lake arms, boys. Interlock arms. Like a human wall and there'd be one guy's jaw to look back and you say, go.

• 59:58Speaker 05

  And you would proceed and your one job.

• 1:00:05Speaker 05

  Who came up with this shit, man? It worked like a charm. That's why they did it.

• 1:00:11Speaker 03

  I like when we get to delve into the absurdities that is football.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  Lock arms, boys. Like, that is just what, it's the dumbest, smartest sport ever invented. That's why it's the best.

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  Number 49, uh, maybe, and I think we're doing, uh, I think we're doing her version of this because Jason told the story without her first.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  No, we gotta give her version.

• 1:00:33Speaker 04

  Maybe Kylie's most iconic story on the show, and that's the shark story.

• 1:00:37Speaker 05

  How did it feel that Jason left you out in the infested waters and on the mountain?

• 1:00:42Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  In defense, she was nowhere near the shark. So I didn't really leave her in a compromised position. What does nowhere near the shark mean?

• 1:00:49Travis Kelce?

  She was not anywhere near. I was in the same water he was.

• 1:00:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you were significantly more inland. You could see Kylie and you could see the shark. It was hard to see Kylie. That's how far away she was.

• 1:00:58Travis Kelce?

  This man was in and out of the water because he couldn't stay up on his board.

• 1:01:02Speaker 05

  If the shark would have been anywhere near you, I would have jumped in and attacked him.

• 1:01:05Travis Kelce?

  It is the fastest I've ever seen the big man move when he would fall in the water and then have to get back up on his board.

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  Quick feet. Gotta get out.

• 1:01:11Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, boy, he was not staying in that water.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Slava.

• 1:01:14Travis Kelce?

  Every time he fell in, full panic to get his ass back up on that board, going around, paddling. And I turned around and this man is

• 1:01:21Speaker 05

  scurrying.

• 1:01:22Travis Kelce?

  The fastest I've ever seen this man move. All I said to him was, are you done? And he was like, mhm.

• 1:01:27Speaker 05

  Mhm. That's what you gave her? It was hard to hear what she said because she was so far away from the shark. You're ridiculous.

• 1:01:34Travis Kelce?

  Travis, he had to paddle past me to get into the shore and he didn't say anything.

• 1:01:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I was, I was out there. I was with the shark.

• 1:01:40Travis Kelce?

  Have you ever heard how you get away from a bear? You just have to be faster than the slowest person. I was his slowest person. He was like every man for himself.

• 1:01:48Speaker 05

  You were so far away from the shark and you had so much fun. I didn't want to ruin the entire experience for you. You just gotta be faster than the slowest person, Kylie.

• 1:01:55Travis Kelce?

  That's what he said. Kylie's slower than me. I'm gonna just scoot on past her and then I'm safe.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  I love that we have Jason tell his version and then we get Kylie's version later.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  Typically Kylie's feels a little more close to the truth, but that's maybe a bias on my end. Um, keeping moving to number 48. Man, a lot of you are gonna want this one to be a lot, a lot higher in this list, but it is number 48. This is Taylor on Travis's love for otters.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  All I really use the internet for is sourdough and when Travis shows me videos of otters on his Instagram algorithm.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  I want, I want a wild, I want a wild otter so bad. I just want to like find these little creatures.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, he doesn't, but he wants one that

• 1:02:38Speaker 05

  Why a wild one? Why wouldn't you, first of all, aren't they all wild? Oh, no, there's domestic. There's domestic otters?

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  He wants one specifically whose life he saved, who knows that he saved its life.

• 1:02:51Speaker 05

  Who feels, yeah.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  It's a really specific type of otter he's looking for.

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  The, the videos that I watch are somebody just in a canoe.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, he doesn't want to like go up to an otter and take it from its mother.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  He wants to see an otter and the otter's like, my paws caught in a shell. And he's like, I got you. And then the otter's like, thank you forever with its little paws. And then, and then it swims up and then it's, and you're kayaking and it's like doing this to you. Like, that's what he wants. And I want it too, honestly. Who doesn't?

• 1:03:21Speaker 05

  I mean, who doesn't? Yeah.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:03:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  Do otters eat bread? Can we get a sourdough eating otter? That might be the perfect

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  We're gonna figure, we're gonna figure that out. I don't know if they do.

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  They're probably.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  But yeah, we had discussed maybe like carrying around cans of sardines just in case we run into one.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  It's, it's, it's better in principle than it is in practice. Easier to, easier to conceptualize.

• 1:03:46Speaker 05

  It seems pretty easy though. You just gotta go canoeing.

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Which is also easier in principle than it is in practice for us in terms of just the weight balance on the water.

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  I'm on the hunt for a friend.

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. Stuff you didn't know you needed to know, right, Jason?

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  I mean, I love otters. I don't know who doesn't love watching Instagram otters.

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  This is what life after Eras Tour is though, Jason. You gotta, it's so crazy. Travis, I'm retired. I am all in on this.

• 1:04:10Speaker 04

  I mean, we had so many zoos reach out to us after this clip.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  My DMs are mostly zoos at this point, and I will get to all of you and I will see your otters. I promise you, I will be on an otter tour at some point. Yeah, I also, you know, people made a lot of fan art of this. I believe we've been mailed plushy otters. So we are ottered up, but it's, it's generally one of the best stories and, uh, did not see that coming in the record.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  The official, uh, animal mascot of New Heights, an otter.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 1:04:40Speaker 04

  Number 47, uh, an episode, uh, you know, that, one of the episodes we were dying to make.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  And we, I mean, we need to have this guy back on the show again at this point. It's been too long.

• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  Anytime.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  But anytime open invite, it's Andy Reid talking about drafting both Kelsey brothers.

• 1:04:59Speaker 05

  Edition of 12 bold topics with my head coach. Jason, why don't you lead us off? The biggest and the most important question of them all. So we got the draft coming up. So we think we'd start with the draft. You obviously drafted both of us. And I don't know if I've ever told you this story, but I was in the Pro Bowl one year and John Gruden was sitting there. And I think you guys had done a production meeting and he said, you know, I saw Andy before one of the games. And I said, so you drafted Jason and you drafted Travis? And he said, your response was, I drafted Jason, I drafted Travis. And if there's any other Kelseys out there, I'll draft them too. So I'm asking you right now on the spot, Wyatt, my daughter's three years old. If you're still coaching in 18 years, can we get another Kelsey drafting?

• 1:05:42Speaker 06

  Absolutely.

• 1:05:44Speaker 05

  Yeah. You got a why. You got it, baby girl. Do you remember what led to me getting drafted?

• 1:05:50Speaker 06

  Yours was real easy. So you were a great player.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:05:53Speaker 06

  A little bit undersized.

• 1:05:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Speaker 06

  But had tremendous toughness, speed. You were smart and dirty tough. And so I, you know, that was an easy decision.

• 1:06:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:06Speaker 06

  And we needed a center.

• 1:06:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:07Speaker 06

  And so you fit in. We just got rid of all that linebacker stuff and you gave you to Howard Mudd and cut you loose.

• 1:06:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:15Speaker 06

  This guy, I saw play against Temple.

• 1:06:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:19Speaker 06

  And my son kept telling me, this tight end is unbelievable. Kelsey's brother is like incredible. You know, he's 265 pounds. He's a beast. And then I get, then I get

• 1:06:29Speaker 05

  He's scouting.

• 1:06:30Speaker 06

  I know. Then I get him. He's like 240, but that's okay. I remember this. I'm gonna bring it back in memory for you. Game's over. They just destroyed Temple. And I come over to the locker room. You're there with your boss.

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:06:43Speaker 06

  And he comes walking, beeping out and just giving me the business.

• 1:06:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Speaker 06

  Like we're long lost friends. And I'm going, I'm, deep down, I'm going, if I get my hands on that son of a buck, I am gonna rip his heart.

• 1:06:58Speaker 06

  But I played along with it. I played along with it. Cocky, cocky. Jamie is cocky.

• 1:07:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Speaker 06

  Just, but, but listen, I, um, I, I knew the roots. I knew the roots.

• 1:07:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:09Speaker 06

  So for the first five years, it's been, it was a war. The last five years has been unbelievable. You know, he traveled the country to 50 states, dating 50 girls. I knew this show would be, I knew this show would be easy.

• 1:07:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Speaker 06

  This show would be easy.

• 1:07:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is nothing compared to that.

• 1:07:27Speaker 06

  We've named plays after it. We've had our fun.

• 1:07:29Speaker 05

  And that play has been a hell of a play for us, coach.

• 1:07:31Speaker 06

  No, it has. It has. Constant seven.

• 1:07:34Speaker 05

  Not that show though. Not that show.

• 1:07:36Speaker 06

  Show. We won't rerun that show.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  We did record this in the Chiefs facility and you just aren't expecting the aura of Andy Reid. And then Andy Reid shows up and you go, oh yes, I will do whatever this guy asked me to do. I, yes, coach. Like, I immediately was saying, yes, coach.

• 1:07:51Speaker 04

  I think this is the most nervous I've ever seen Jason be for an episode.

• 1:07:55Speaker 03

  We were all nervous. That's, that's coach. Gave us way more time than he should have, um, right around the draft and can't thank him enough. But yeah, Andy Reid, one of the best. Number 46, again, a number, like this is, this is another moment that came out of nowhere that has now become a defining question we get all the time that I'm glad we've ruined Jason's life with. This is Jason Kelce, hot spots guy.

• 1:08:20Speaker 05

  A dermatologist has officially weighed in. What'd he say? Jason Kelce's statements, true or false? Should we only be washing hot spots or are our feet part of a routine?

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  As I was showering this morning, I looked down and I thought, am I going to wash my feet? And yes, I absolutely did wash my feet.

• 1:08:39Travis Kelce?

  God damn it, doctor.

• 1:08:40Speaker 03

  Kelsey, you are actually correct. You don't always have to wash every part of your body. Focusing on hotspots is actually a thing. And no, I'm not actually supported or funded by big soap, Jason, as well.

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  First of all, I don't believe that Dr. Forber washed his feet. I don't believe him. I think he just said that because he was on national television and he's afraid of being shamed. I do believe that he admitted that I'm correct. I want to say verbatim. At one point, he said, Jason Kelce is correct.

• 1:09:11Travis Kelce?

  He did.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  I think that happened in the video.

• 1:09:13Travis Kelce?

  I didn't hear anything other than that. That's what I heard.

• 1:09:16Speaker 03

  Doctors were weighing in about where you should and shouldn't wash your body. And I love that you guys, you can change the man's mind. It's not happening.

• 1:09:24Speaker 04

  This spawned Jason's tweet about dermatologists being in bed with big soap.

• 1:09:31Speaker 03

  Big soap, big soap, big soap got called out.

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  Just an all time debate and an all time clip.

• 1:09:36Speaker 03

  I've done a few hotspots showers recently. He's not wrong. Um, you want to go number 45?

• 1:09:42Speaker 04

  Number 45 from season one, one of my favorite football plays in the last five years since we've been doing this show. It is, uh, Mac Jones versus the Raiders, the, the lateral fumble tackle. I don't even know how we want to phrase it. The guy's reacting in this clip is so good. Give it a listen.

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  You guys tried a lateral play to end the game going into overtime? And Jacoby Myers throwing it backwards. I mean, how far back? He threw it like 20 yards backwards to the slowest guy in the field.

• 1:10:11Travis Kelce?

  That's behind everyone.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  Who's the worst person that could have the ball right now? Mac Jones. Okay. Where's he at? He's 30 yards behind everybody.

• 1:10:18Travis Kelce?

  I could only imagine the situation Mac is in. He looked like he had no idea what was going on.

• 1:10:23Speaker 05

  What do you think Chandler Jones is thinking? He's like, how, could you imagine being Chandler Jones?

• 1:10:28Travis Kelce?

  Is that the ball?

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:10:33Travis Kelce?

  And then he catches it and Mac Jones is just one on one with Kevin Garnett and he's stuck under the rim. Just absolutely stiffied.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  Mac, I know, I know we're not a defensive player. We got to put up a better effort than that, buddy.

• 1:10:46Travis Kelce?

  I'm the worst tackler ever, man.

• 1:10:48Speaker 05

  It looked like he tried to take a charge. Like he, he thought he was playing basketball.

• 1:10:51Travis Kelce?

  He tried to get a rough.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  Maybe I got a roughie to pass her.

• 1:10:56Speaker 03

  When football goes wrong, I feel like everybody can enjoy it and, uh, Mac, Mac Jones, having met him recently, one of the best guys. So, uh, Mac, I'm sorry. We laughed at this so hard.

• 1:11:07Speaker 04

  I think even he would laugh at it, knowing him.

• 1:11:09Speaker 03

  It is genuinely one of the funnier football follies of the last like five years. Uh, moving it on to number 44. Man, this was a guest that we were all pumped about. George Clooney, just like, you know, he's, he's on the list of people that I cannot imagine that I'm speaking to. Cause that is, he comes on camera and you go, holy shit, that's a movie star and one of the nicest guys. This is George Clooney on his favorite prank.

• 1:11:36Travis Kelce?

  Jimmy Kimmel gave me a stack of stationery with a presidential seal and Bill Clinton's name on it. And I would send notes to all these actors from Bill Clinton. I'd sign it like, and I'd find a movie that wasn't a great film on there. And I'd be like, you know, I love you in this film. And I'd write these notes and I'd send them, I sent to like 30 different actors. I guarantee you some of them are framed on some of their own.

• 1:12:03Speaker 05

  They still don't know.

• 1:12:05Travis Kelce?

  That is amazing.

• 1:12:06Speaker 03

  Now they know.

• 1:12:07Speaker 05

  Now they know. Oh my gosh.

• 1:12:10Travis Kelce?

  Holy crap. By the way, I did that. I do that a lot. Like I have, I had Brad Pitt's stationery. Somebody had sent me this, this book of, of, of dialects, like CDs where you could do an Irish accent or you could do a French accent. It was a guy who teaches it. And I had this big book. I don't know why I had somebody send it to me. And so I take a note with Brad Pitt and I send it to Merrill Streep. And I go, dear Merrill from Brad.

• 1:12:39Travis Kelce?

  I go, this guy helped me in my accent in the movie Troy. And I thought maybe you could use it. And I sent her this book of accents from Brad Pitt.

• 1:12:56Speaker 04

  It's so awful.

• 1:13:00Travis Kelce?

  Like four years later, I, like four years later, I see her and I tell the story. Yeah, he knows it now. Four years later, I see Merrill and I tell her the story and she's like, oh my God, I was wondering why the fuck he's sending me.

• 1:13:18Travis Kelce?

  So awful.

• 1:13:18Speaker 05

  That is epic. That is epic.

• 1:13:20Speaker 04

  I mean, talk about a guy coming on and just commanding the interview. He had.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  Instant charisma.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  Just, you get it. You get it. You go, yeah, I get why people want to film you. I understand now. Makes total sense.

• 1:13:32Speaker 04

  All right. Coming in at number 43, we got the goat, Tom Brady. I, I hate.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  From a Jets fan. Yeah. So Jets Jake says Tom Brady's the goat officially. Chiefs fans, you can reach him at AJ chat.

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  Forgot that this is being recorded.

• 1:13:48Speaker 03

  Go ahead. Number 43.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  Number 43, we have a quarterback who played in the NFL for a decent period of time. Tom Brady talking about, uh, his buddy Gronk.

• 1:14:00Travis Kelce?

  Gronk didn't ever work, you know, like a lot of receivers, tight ends will work on catching drills. So like, you know, afterwards hit the jugs machine, you know, a hundred catches and all the receivers did it. Julian would come at like six in the morning and throw tennis balls off the wall and do one hand drills. I never saw Gronk ever do any catching drill ever. And I would throw the ball and every ball I'd throw to Gronk, like he'd have these big white gloves, right? And we put his hands up like this. It looked like the top of a trash can.

• 1:14:28Travis Kelce?

  And he would run across the field and, and he would go, whoa, whoa. With like, so he had like a smile on his face. And I throw it and it would, the ball would just, the ball would just stick to his hands, right? So it was like unbelievable. So one day it's like his, it's like third year in the league. All right. And we're at practice and I throw him a ball and it like hits like the palm of his hands and like falls on the ground. And Gronk looks at me and is like, what, what was that? Like what just happened? So he goes, Tommy, throw me, throw me the ball again. And I took the ball and I fired at him and he caught it and he, it was like, he gained his confidence.

• 1:15:18Travis Kelce?

  And by the way, for the rest of the career, I never saw him do a catching drill. So it was like, there was, there was a five second loss of confidence in, in a receiver's career. And it was like, I'll never forget it. He was just like so lovable. And you're like, come here, man. You're fucking, you're unbelievable. The laughing while he's running full speed is the most Gronk thing I've ever like felt. Absolutely. He's just having fun going fast. Like, you know what I mean? It's like, whee. I know. I know. What a dude, man.

• 1:15:47Speaker 04

  I mean, the Gronk noises make.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  Gronk noises, Gronk noises. I need to, I need to have that as like, uh, um, I need to have that on my phone.

• 1:15:55Speaker 04

  When our wonderful editing team was editing that clip, uh, I've, the editor who was cutting it reached out to me. It was like, hey, like, what do I put for the captions? And I wrote, just write Gronk noises and everyone will get it.

• 1:16:11Speaker 03

  We'd been trying to get Tom on for a while and I'm glad we finally got him. Did not disappoint. Um, that episode could have been five hours long. But keeping it moving to number 42, uh, season three. Jason Kelce out in the wild. Uh, one of his earlier spots on, on Monday night countdown. This is Jason Kelce's dance moves.

• 1:16:34Travis Kelce?

  We also got to look at some new moves. Jason showing off some moves. One move that is actually new to me. I've only seen you hit one of these two moves before.

• 1:16:43Speaker 05

  I told this to Kylie. I said, that's a new move.

• 1:16:46Travis Kelce?

  That is 100% a new move. I haven't seen that one yet.

• 1:16:48Speaker 05

  Kylie said it's the same as the stomp. She said it's just a different variation of your stomp.

• 1:16:53Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Which means it's a new move. This stomp though.

• 1:16:55Speaker 05

  The running man, it wasn't my best running man. I've been better at running.

• 1:17:01Travis Kelce?

  Both knees are getting up.

• 1:17:03Speaker 05

  What happened is we were supposed to be on that stage to start countdown and I walked over there way too early. I had to kill 30 minutes before the show started and I'm just up there with these DJs just standing there. I'm like, I gotta do something up here. I can't just stand here like a jamo. I gotta bring the energy.

• 1:17:21Travis Kelce?

  You have the greatest running man of all time, dude. I was so proud. Everyone thinks I'm the dancer. Dude, you are the most electric dancer I've ever met in my life.

• 1:17:30Speaker 03

  We didn't know how you transferred to TV and I don't know why we had any doubt. Just let the man dance in a tracksuit and let Travis watch it.

• 1:17:39Speaker 04

  Just incredible. Um, and this, I mean, uh, you know, spoiler for more moments later, but there had been a lot of discussion on the show about how Jason only has three dance moves. This was a brand new dance.

• 1:17:51Speaker 03

  Brand new one.

• 1:17:52Speaker 04

  Broke out a new move. I'm just going to tee up the next clip. We'll let it play and then I'll give some backstory. Uh, this is Apollo Ono, the Beatle.

• 1:18:02Speaker 05

  Trav, what the hell, uh, is your life doing right now?

• 1:18:07Travis Kelce?

  Dude, I have no idea.

• 1:18:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:09Travis Kelce?

  A lot of false media being tossed out there, but, um, I'll tell you what wasn't false. And it was when I landed in Australia and seeing, uh, all the, all the cameras and.

• 1:18:19Speaker 05

  Hey, you're like the Beatles.

• 1:18:20Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. And I, I went into the, uh, to the FBI. I'm like the Beatles.

• 1:18:29Travis Kelce?

  Was this a speed skater?

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  That's Apollo. Are you thinking of Apollo, like Anton Odo? Yeah. Oh, my God, that's fucking hilarious. God, that's good. Uh, Yoko Ono.

• 1:18:51Speaker 05

  Oh, God. No.

• 1:18:55Speaker 05

  I don't even know the full story of Yoko Ono. I know that she was with John Lennon and that's about the extent that I know, but yeah, she might have been a figure skater, actually. I mean, who knows? Speed skater, speed skater. Speed skater, sorry.

• 1:19:07Speaker 03

  Okay, go ahead. Backstory time.

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  Well, so the thing that made this clip so great, too, was this was such an emotional episode, like Jason had just retired, we were out in Philly, uh, the guys were together. We had, we had recorded like 20 minutes already of like tears and emotional and then

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  Heavy episode.

• 1:19:27Speaker 04

  Heavy episode. And then when, uh, when Jason goes, you're like, Yoko Ono, Travis goes, the speed skater. Everyone in the room was like, they're recording, we're trying, we're trying to not make noise, but holy shit.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  Everybody looked, if you've ever seen a dog's head, when you like crinkle a bag and their head kind of tilts, that was everybody in the room kind of going, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:19:54Speaker 04

  It, it was legitimately like the perfect way to transition it from like heavy emotional episode to, oh, we're back to a funny New Heights episode.

• 1:20:02Speaker 03

  I can't, like, I know they've asked Apollo Ono about this, but it's still, if I see Apollo Ono, I start giggling. I will giggle seeing Apollo Ono because I'm just, yeah. The speed skater. Last clip of this episode, number 40, Shannon Sharp on the show at season one. This is Shannon Sharp answering the question, could Skip get a yard in the NFL?

• 1:20:24Travis Kelce?

  Previously on this show, we asked, could an average person rush for one yard in the NFL? So we're asking you right here, right now, could Skip Bayless get a single yard in the National Football League? No.

• 1:20:38Travis Kelce?

  I'm not saying because he's average. Ain't no way they're gonna let him get a yard.

• 1:20:45Travis Kelce?

  They're gonna go out of their way.

• 1:20:47Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:20:48Travis Kelce?

  And I'm not so sure the offensive line is gonna block. That's what's gonna happen with that one.

• 1:20:54Speaker 04

  Brandon and I were coming up with questions for Shannon and I was like, we should ask him about Skip and I'm so glad we did.

• 1:21:01Speaker 03

  I'm very glad we did. I knew.

• 1:21:02Speaker 04

  He knew, he knew the answer we were looking for and he gave it to us.

• 1:21:05Speaker 03

  Sometimes great producing is just putting the ball on the tee. It's not, don't overthink it. Just don't overthink it. Let the club do the work.

• 1:21:14Speaker 04

  Wow. So you think you're a great producer?

• 1:21:19Speaker 04

  And that wraps up the second.

• 1:21:22Speaker 03

  Tune in, tune in next time when Jake puts four more of his own moments on this list.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck you.

• 1:21:27Speaker 03

  Go ahead. Wrap us out.

• 1:21:29Speaker 04

  That wraps up, uh, the second installment of our top 92 moments. We will be back with another episode, counting down moments from 39 to 14. So another, uh, 25 moments coming off the list. Thank you guys so much for listening. Once again, subscribe to New Heights on all social media platforms, at New Height Show with one S for clips throughout the week. Follow on YouTube and we will be back with season five on September 2.