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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 1:44Speaker 03

  Sup, Giggler? Carrie, fix the Wi-Fi.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Manifest that shit.

• 1:49Speaker 03

  We can't be nannin'.

• 1:54Speaker 03

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 1:58Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my Grammy gigglers?

• 2:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Mmm, mhm.

• 2:02Hannah Berner?

  Sexual.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Sexual.

• 2:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, uh huh, yeah.

• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  We're misleading because we're recording on a Sunday this week.

• 2:07Hannah Berner?

  We're recording Sunday. I'm so excited to watch red carpet.

• 2:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Red carpet.

• 2:12Hannah Berner?

  Red carpet and the outfits. I like the music outfits because I feel like they get crazy.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  The Grammys are like red carpet is Hanukkah. Oscars?

• 2:22Hannah Berner?

  Oscars?

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Page code it.

• 2:23Hannah Berner?

  Page code it. Me, I'm like, I don't get it. The Chanel, I don't get it.

• 2:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Why don't you put the meat dress on from two years ago?

• 2:30Hannah Berner?

  No, meat dress was like 12 years ago. It's crazy.

• 2:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, no.

• 2:34Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking, what did Gen Z girls think about Lady Gaga? Because I feel like she hasn't had a real moment in the last couple of years. Yeah, like, did they realize how iconic she is and how, I mean, she was obviously inspired by so many before her, but like...

• 2:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Stephanie from New York City, I love her.

• 2:49Hannah Berner?

  Stephanie!

• 2:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I think she spells it with an F.

• 2:52Hannah Berner?

  Did you hear? That the number one golfer has injured himself hand making ravioli.

• 3:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Where? Where does he live?

• 3:02Hannah Berner?

  The gigglers are out here attacking golfers now.

• 3:06Paige DeSorbo?

  What's his name?

• 3:06Hannah Berner?

  His name is Scott Schluffler, so not an Italian.

• 3:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 3:09Hannah Berner?

  So, what were you doing?

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally don't care. I thought you were gonna say like, the number one golfer in the world. He's this Italian gorgeous man.

• 3:16Hannah Berner?

  No, it sounds like a guy who, his wife was mad at him, so he's like, I'm gonna make you handmade ravioli, and then he hurt himself. And this is why, like, if you're not an Italian grandma, just don't.

• 3:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what else it's giving? Lie.

• 3:28Hannah Berner?

  No, it's giving?

• 3:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It's giving? That's a lie. That's a frickin' lie, because as someone who's watched many a people make a handmade ravioli, you could do that one handed. That is not a hard thing to do.

• 3:44Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I love, there's two kinds of people who lie. People who just like, don't answer the question.

• 3:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  Or then people who go so and so crazy that you're like, you know?

• 3:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Too much in jail. I'm like... I didn't need to know what time of day it was.

• 3:57Hannah Berner?

  I was trying to do a spinach feta ravioli. The spinach got caught, and next thing you know, lost a finger.

• 4:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No. You know what's crazy is, I don't know if it's because I'm single, but I feel like... I'm gonna say that a lot coming up. I don't know if it's because I'm single that I miss Giggly Squad. Like, I feel like the weeks are longer. Like, I feel like something will happen on a Thursday and I'm like, am I really gonna wait till Monday to tell the girls?

• 4:23Hannah Berner?

  I start itching.

• 4:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I start itching.

• 4:25Hannah Berner?

  And then I like wanna tell you things and I'm like, hold it, hold it.

• 4:28Paige DeSorbo?

  This, this weekend, that's my Saturday, I was like, we gotta move the pod up to Sunday. I got shit to say.

• 4:35Hannah Berner?

  Ooh, ooh, ooh. Well, yeah, and then I'll send you the texts, like, checking in, what's up? But I hate when I call you and I'm, you know, when you don't want to say something to someone, but then you can't speak about anything else because you're trying so hard to not say one thing. So they're like, are you dumb?

• 4:49Paige DeSorbo?

  How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this weekend? I was like, and I just feel like, I'm really overwhelmed.

• 4:56Hannah Berner?

  No, well, you get morning anxiety.

• 4:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I get morning anxiety.

• 4:59Hannah Berner?

  That disappears by 1 p.m. So I'm out here all day. I'm like, I'm calling Dez. I'm like, I don't, like, I think Paige is having a bad day. Like, what should I tell her? Radio silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need. I'm here. I'm literally waiting by the phone, like a good little girl, waiting for you. I'm like, she's,

• 5:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 5:15Hannah Berner?

  I go, she must be in an escape room right now. She must be, have checked into a mental health rehab facility, and that's why she hasn't called me. Text you around 8:30, just like, how you all be? You go, oh, my God, lol, I was so dramatic.

• 5:30Hannah Berner?

  I go, I've been freaking out.

• 5:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God, that was this morning? Literally so dramatic. I'm over it.

• 5:36Hannah Berner?

  I feel like you wake up in a, like, war zone.

• 5:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you wanna know why?

• 5:40Hannah Berner?

  Why?

• 5:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I wake up and I grab my phone. And so when you see me in the comments, bitch, that's 7 a.m. My head is clear, my mind is clear, and I'm ready for the day. And then by like noon, I'm like, I probably shouldn't have said that, you know? I'm like,

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  Maybe no one saw it. It's funny, because I used to be Mrs. Non-Media Trained, where like when people ask me things, I'm just saying the truth. Like, I would just say what was going on, and I didn't know that you like technically shouldn't do that, especially with like, reality TV sometimes. Yeah, things get so misconstrued. I went on my first red carpet with my mom. For, um, Go Red for Women, to raise awareness about cardiovascular health for women. Did you know? One is the number one killer for women. No, I didn't know that. And two. See, I would have said breast cancer. See? We don't know. That's why we're not women in STEM. Correct. But apparently, apparently, up until very recently, they were only studying men's heart health.

• 6:45Hannah Berner?

  And whenever a woman would be feeling weird and she'd go to the doctor, they'd be like, I think you're PMSing. But like, you, like Sharon Stone had a stroke for three days, and like, didn't know. And like, it's just very under, sixty percent, they're just, there's numbers. Yeah. There are numbers. Trust us when we say there are stats. Numbers are involved. Numbers are real. So, it's, it's just a classic case of we need to do more research for women, and women will go to doctors, be like, my heart hurts, and they're like, you have anxiety, when it's like, women, if anything, we have intuition. So, raising awareness about that. I'm like, Mom, let's go on the carpet. First interview, they're like, ask me about you. And like, your dating life. And I'm like, oh my god. Because I'm later trying to remember facts about cardiovascular health.

• 7:31Hannah Berner?

  You're trying to remember the phrase cardiovascular health. I'm trying to pronounce cardiovascular. And they were like, are you hooking Paige up with anyone? And I literally was like, oh, um, I'm. Why aren't you? Well, I just got a finger pointed at my, a long, crazy long skinny finger pointed at me. I'm glad you brought that up. Where have you been? Sorry, I'm kind of loving a moment of, sorry, I like a moment of rest. No, let's have a moment of rest and reprieve. We deserve it. But I, I told her, I was like, this is the thing, I did not want a headline. Yeah. I did not want to get involved. Because you've been involved. No, I'm in. And I was kind of enjoying me not being involved for a second. So I was like, oh, I know what you're trying to do. So then I just go, I'm.

• 8:13Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I'm just, I'm relaxing and she looks at me and she goes, no, you're

• 8:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm on voice chat.

• 8:19Hannah Berner?

  She literally goes, no, you're not, which I thought was illegal.

• 8:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  I gave my answer, go to the next question. She goes, no, you're not. And I go, let me be frank.

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Intrusive.

• 8:27Hannah Berner?

  I'm at home with my cat, which is Grace, is that true? Yes, I'm at home with my cat.

• 8:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 8:34Hannah Berner?

  And in that moment, I literally was so close to go full giggler.

• 8:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:38Hannah Berner?

  I just wanted to be like, I'm into my own business.

• 8:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Trying to mine my own business.

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  Minding my own business, but then I saw the headline being like Hannah Berner, Reuters reporter and says she's minding her own business.

• 8:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I wish the headline was Hannah has been trying to mind her own business.

• 8:55Hannah Berner?

  Hannah Berner struggling to mind her own business. But like me trying to not answer a question by press is, it's harder than the Olympics.

• 9:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I've been trying to mind my own business for fucking weeks now. I just like can't escape it.

• 9:10Hannah Berner?

  It's also hard when I'm trying to mind my own business, then people talk about my friend and then it becomes my business. But then I have to mind my own business because then I don't want to, you know.

• 9:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's why you see me in the comments at 7 a.m. No, it's actually so freaking annoying. Actually, let me just, let me say to the gigglers what like I've been wanting to say since Thursday, since I've been itching to do the pod. Okay. Cause obviously like I see all the Tik Tok video, I try and scroll. But you know, I'm also like, I love attention. So I'm like, if I see my name, I'm like, well, let me say.

• 9:41Hannah Berner?

  And the algorithm knows you want to see your name.

• 9:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. And so like, I'm trying to scroll, trying to scroll, whatever. Here's the thing. I never want to address rumors on Giggly Squad because this is my safe space. How dare they try and infiltrate my, the men try and infiltrate my safe space. So like, I don't even, it's not that I ignore like random rumors or like, I don't care. Well, I don't care, but like, it's because I'm not trying to bring it to the gigglers because the gigglers already know me. Like who am I speaking to?

• 10:09Hannah Berner?

  The gigglers are tired. They've been fighting the good fight. We do not need to add more to their plate. These women are busy.

• 10:16Paige DeSorbo?

  The girls have been on their, like we don't.

• 10:19Hannah Berner?

  They're taking turns.

• 10:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I've been getting DMs. They're like, Paige, please. Stay in the house one weekend. We're exhausted. I'm like, no, bitch, I freaking get it. So let me just say this. I'm saying this here and now, and then I'm never saying it again. Okay? I never, in the three years that I dated my ex-boyfriend, I never physically cheated on him, emotionally cheated on him. Can you mentally cheat on him? Someone, I don't know, but I didn't. And just because it's like, oh, my God, Paige is just the worst and like she blindsided someone before the holidays. So let me just say that like when I announced my breakup on Giggly Squad,

• 11:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought really hard about like how I was gonna say it, the words I was going to use because of this exact thing. Like I didn't want to have to do it back and forth. But like since no one's sticking up for me on the other side, or like perpetuating even more rumors, I will say that Craig and I broke up Thanksgiving weekend. Okay? That's at the end of November. Craig then went on and did press for Southern Charm, did whatever he needed to do, acting as if we were still together and that was fine. I said that he could do that. He was processing in his own way. Christmas came and went. Then I saw that my ex-boyfriend was on a trip presenting himself as single and I said, oh, here we go. We're, we're ready to announce. I then texted him and

• 11:46Paige DeSorbo?

  said, whilst he was on his trip, that I'm going to say something on Giggly Squad and we can both like start moving forward. It's been a full month now. My text went unanswered, fine. Giggly Squad episode came out. That was what, at the end of December? And then the narrative just like took a turn really quickly, that I had cheated, that I like broke up with him like a week ago, moved on with some new guy. Let me say this here and now, I did not move on with some new guy. I am single. I don't have a new boyfriend. I did not cheat on my ex-boyfriend. And it was a full month that we were broken up and I didn't say anything. Because I do, even though we are public, there are certain things that I think should remain private. And he asked me not to

• 12:31Paige DeSorbo?

  say anything. And so, once he was on a trip and being single, I said, okay, well, I can't deceive the public any longer per your request. I have a podcast and I have the Giggler, I have the girls. Like the girls are here. So that is when I announced that we had our breakup. Since then, since I announced our breakup, I have been acting single. Because I am single. And so even though he's not coming out and saying that like I didn't cheat on him, even though I asked him to do that and he said that he didn't want to say anything about the breakup. So any of the other like baseless rumors that are that have my name in them, they are not true. When you're in a relationship, things happen in your relationship. You take inventory of them,

• 13:15Paige DeSorbo?

  you evaluate, and then you decide if you want to go forth with that relationship. And that's what I did. I decided that I did not want to go forth with that relationship, but no one was blindsided, no one was cheated on. I really took to heart like what I said on Giggly Squad when I first announced my breakup. It was really hard for me and I felt like I spoke extremely highly of him. I will never be, I don't want to be the victim ever, but I also don't want to be the villain. I think this is like the last we need to speak of it. We broke up almost two months ago. Nothing happened that was nefarious or like cheating. There's not some big rumor that's going to come out. Period. Now it's time to fucking giggle.

• 13:57Hannah Berner?

  Now it's time to laugh. It's comedy time.

• 13:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, this is Giggly Squad and I'm pissed that I even have to be serious. You know what I'm not here for? People just randomly being mean to Kylie Jenner.

• 14:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Like people are so mad that she's dating Timothy Chalamet. They're like, she has no talent. Like she like, he deserves, he deserves someone what? Like, what do you mean? She's literally, she's a bit like, she has stuff.

• 14:25Hannah Berner?

  You know, I feel like there's like this concept of Hollywood where it's like this is Hollywood and then like influencers are influencers, but like, I'm sorry, everything is a mush right now.

• 14:35Paige DeSorbo?

  It's all a mush.

• 14:36Hannah Berner?

  Everyone's famous, everyone's posting content.

• 14:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Is there an A-list?

• 14:40Hannah Berner?

  There's A-list, but in a day you you can get out of it.

• 14:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like who's really A-list anymore? Like Bradley Cooper?

• 14:48Hannah Berner?

  But does that make Gigi A-list?

• 14:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, and is she not as good because she's just like a model?

• 14:55Hannah Berner?

  I don't know where the list even originated.

• 14:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Where are we drawing the line on who's A-list and who's not? I think if you've won an Oscar, you're A-list.

• 15:06Hannah Berner?

  But also, and if I get nominated for an award ever, like, I never said this, the awards are made up.

• 15:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Hannah Berner?

  It's all, it's all made up. It's all, you know, campaigning and who's, who dicks are being sucked.

• 15:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you campaign for like?

• 15:24Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God, it's a huge campaign. Like, Chalamet.

• 15:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:27Hannah Berner?

  Timothy Chevrolet is doing an incredible campaign for Bob Dylan, like going on SNL and then doing it.

• 15:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like doing the media tour.

• 15:36Hannah Berner?

  You care. Like, do you remember Harry Styles, how he did the whole, that was him like campaigning when he did MSG for like 400 nights?

• 15:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that was, people don't talk about that enough. That was mental illness.

• 15:46Hannah Berner?

  That was Adderall, for sure.

• 15:48Paige DeSorbo?

  That's crazy. How'd he do that?

• 15:49Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can we just announce? We don't do Adderall, which I think is, why don't we?

• 15:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, it's kind of so chic.

• 15:55Hannah Berner?

  It's kind of chic, because you know what? We like sleeping. So when we feel the tiredness come on, we don't think, oh, how can I Judy Garland myself?

• 16:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So dark.

• 16:09Hannah Berner?

  No, I was hanging out with my uncle all weekend, who's like loves old movies, and I was asking him questions about Judy Garland, and he was like, no, they would just give her pills to wake her up, give her pills to go to sleep.

• 16:19Paige DeSorbo?

  That's how I felt in Denver. I was like, guys, you're literally trying to Elvis Presley me right now.

• 16:25Hannah Berner?

  I was recently talking to someone about it, and I was like, you know, they give you like oxygen things? And I was like, Paige was having a panic attack. I put a spa music at her face and then was squirting oxygen into her mouth. And I was like, is this CPR? Am I doing CPR?

• 16:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that panic attack was crazy. That panic attack literally opened my whole world. I do have to say, though, panic attacks are your body telling you something's wrong. Yeah. There's nothing I love more than getting inside of an SUV. I need to be high up. I need legroom. Luxury. And when I get into an SUV, I also want it to be an award-winning SUV. Oh, yeah. I'm not being in an SUV that never won an award before. That's crazy. Do I not love myself? Truly. And that's why Hyundai is a brand that we trust because not only have they won the award for America's Best SUV in 2026, but they've also won it five times in six years. And one thing about me, if I'm going to be in an SUV, it needs to have consistency.

• 17:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And that is the result I'm looking for. The Tucson Hybrid is loaded with technology and built for everyday life. So if you are feeling like it's time for an SUV, this is the SUV you need. Because the Santa Fe Hybrid is also fully capable and ready for adventure. And also the Palisade Hybrid. So you have multiple SUVs to pick from. Another thing I want to bring up about Hyundai, their interior. I also need a luxurious interior. That's where the Palisade does come in because they have premium capability and class-leading interior space. And anytime someone says "class-leading interior," I'm in. Yep. I'm doing it. Also, I love a hybrid. Gas, electric, either one. You don't have to pick one.

• 18:07Paige DeSorbo?

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• 18:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors. And I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat and let me have it be fun colors.

• 18:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because you like a coat to be part of the outfit.

• 18:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the outfit.

• 18:50Hannah Berner?

  Not ruining the outfit. But also, I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. You guys, I literally could swim in this.

• 18:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 19:01Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced.

• 19:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 19:03Hannah Berner?

  And we love giving the gigglers a good deal. And it has space for layering. Like, you don't feel like it's tight, so I can layer a lot.

• 19:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Very important, because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff and then you're sweating and it's like a cold sweat and it's like, no.

• 19:16Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 19:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love that it has these things for your hands, because I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 19:24Hannah Berner?

  So cute. And they have all different length options for what you prefer, depending on how long your torso is. Visit columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket.

• 19:35Paige DeSorbo?

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• 20:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 21:39Hannah Berner?

  Um, back to celebrities. I went to this, like, this was like my first, like, charity gala. Mm-hmm. Where was it? It was in Manhattan somewhere. Mm-hmm. Like, a big ball? Oh, my God, no, it was in Jazz at Lincoln Center. Oh, oh, my God. By the way, when I went to high school, you know, I'd get off right there where the Globe was and then walk to my high school. It was so chic. So chic. And we'd hang out in Central Park, like, little, you know, artsy poets in Sheep's Meadow. But anyway, enough about me and my childhood. Um, first person I see, Portia Williams. Stop. When I tell you, I did 42 episodes of Chat Room with her in my mom's kitchen, never met her in person. No way.

• 22:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because I'm- Oh, yeah, because it's COVID. It was COVID, and it's illegal for me to go to BravoCon. Yep. So there's no way we've ever crossed paths. We've never crossed paths. That's, she's never come across your desk. She's never come across my desk. And I look at her, and she doesn't realize we've never met in person. So she's like, Hannah, what's up? And I'm like, but we've never met in person. And so that was crazy. Also, she is gorgeous. And like, I mean, between her and Gisele- It's crazy. I, I was, I'm surprised they let me on that show. They were like, you ugly little rodent. Um- They're like, you're the funny one. No, but they're so funny too. But anyway, guess who the host was?

• 23:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Who?

• 23:04Hannah Berner?

  Well, I love I say guess, like you could guess. There's no way.

• 23:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I love the way you tell the story.

• 23:09Hannah Berner?

  Yes, you can't. You can't get it. You stupid little bitch. You can't get it.

• 23:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I don't know, Mario Lopez.

• 23:15Hannah Berner?

  Sharon Stone.

• 23:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, wow.

• 23:16Hannah Berner?

  Who is so beautiful. And she, so we're in like the, this.

• 23:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Now, she does a good, short hair, slick back, like pixie.

• 23:26Hannah Berner?

  Her, the cheekbones.

• 23:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, her jaws.

• 23:28Hannah Berner?

  And her profile is so cunt. So she walks on.

• 23:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sharon Stone in Casino is like my overall life mood board.

• 23:38Hannah Berner?

  Well, talk about it, girl.

• 23:40Paige DeSorbo?

  The most.

• 23:41Hannah Berner?

  So there was this huge backstage area because it was a fashion show.

• 23:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a lesbian moment?

• 23:45Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's what I've been, that's what I've been trying to get you into. Um, honestly.

• 23:52Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm just like, joke's on you guys. Joke's on you guys.

• 23:56Hannah Berner?

  I'm this close. I've been getting eaten out by the greatest lesbian ever. Okay, so Sharon Stone's walking by and she's with this woman who's like in control of the show, who I knew. And for some reason Sharon Stone like stops right where I am. I think she thought I was someone I, or I think she thought I was someone I wasn't.

• 24:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:16Hannah Berner?

  Or she was like, oh, this is some girl that I don't know that I should know. And she stops and I'm looking at her and it's Sharon Stone. And the woman next to her goes, stand up at Sharon Stone.

• 24:27Hannah Berner?

  But I have no way. Because I didn't think she was stopping. I thought it was someone behind me, but she really stopped and put her hands out. And I go, oh, hi. And she goes, stand up at Sharon Stone. I stand up and I go.

• 24:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Literally, that's the energy I gave with Victoria Beckham. I was like, put pants on. It's Victoria Beckham. No, that, yeah.

• 24:46Hannah Berner?

  Stand up at Sharon Stone. So I stood up and I was like, you are just iconic in every way. And she was like, thanks. And then went on to walk and I looked at my mom and I was like, what the hell was that?

• 24:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like she's really tall in person.

• 24:58Hannah Berner?

  She's tall, but not like freaky tall, but like.

• 25:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a solid five eight.

• 25:02Hannah Berner?

  Yes. She's just regal. And then she was hosting and some charities, I do have to say, I mean, shout out charities. We love what you do.

• 25:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we love your work.

• 25:14Hannah Berner?

  We love your work.

• 25:15Paige DeSorbo?

  We're obsessed with all the things you've organized.

• 25:18Hannah Berner?

  Boring.

• 25:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 25:19Hannah Berner?

  This is like, they're just yapping, yapping, yapping about things that aren't like, they just, some people at the charity want to hear their self speak.

• 25:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Was it a sit down dinner?

• 25:27Hannah Berner?

  No, it was the most fun like concert and they did a

• 25:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a cocktail hour?

• 25:33Hannah Berner?

  Cocktail hour concert and then a fashion show of all these like red dresses. It was amazing. But Sharon Stone, when she gets the mic, she has such an aura, like she was telling stories that like weren't even completely related all the time. It was, she's killing on the mic.

• 25:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 25:49Hannah Berner?

  Then Suki Waterhouse is there.

• 25:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, what does she look like in person?

• 25:55Hannah Berner?

  Gorgeous.

• 25:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Gorgeous.

• 25:56Hannah Berner?

  Tall.

• 25:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 25:57Hannah Berner?

  The cheekbones out of control.

• 25:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Did she have bangs?

• 25:59Hannah Berner?

  Yes. And she just, she has an 11 month child.

• 26:03Paige DeSorbo?

  There's something about

• 26:03Hannah Berner?

  Which was inspirational.

• 26:04Paige DeSorbo?

  There's something about British people and like, they pull off bangs better.

• 26:09Hannah Berner?

  Hmm.

• 26:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 26:11Hannah Berner?

  I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to say it because you pull them off very well.

• 26:14Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's just something like

• 26:16Hannah Berner?

  They sit on the face better.

• 26:18Paige DeSorbo?

  They sit on their face better. It's more believable.

• 26:20Hannah Berner?

  Like Daisy Edgar Jones.

• 26:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, I mean, she's not British. Yes, she is. She's Irish.

• 26:26Hannah Berner?

  She pulls off a lot of accents that we're gonna have to

• 26:28Paige DeSorbo?

  European.

• 26:29Hannah Berner?

  European.

• 26:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Europeans pull off bangs in a dip, like in a non-intentional way. Like I feel like American girls were like, that's why the whole thing is like, are you okay? Like we, it's, we go too hard, myself included. Like I'm including myself in that, but

• 26:44Hannah Berner?

  But it's so funny because she's so British, but then she goes to singing and they lose the accent, which no one's ever studied that.

• 26:49Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it'll never make sense.

• 26:50Hannah Berner?

  It'll never make sense. Someone should study it.

• 26:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Like Adele has an accent. But like my Adele doesn't. You know, like my Adele in my head, she's from Queens. You're right. If Adele was from America.

• 27:06Hannah Berner?

  Hello, it's me.

• 27:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 27:08Hannah Berner?

  Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call.

• 27:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 27:12Hannah Berner?

  I've been sitting, watching Jeopardy all night long and you haven't ringed me up once. I will beat your ass.

• 27:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you?

• 27:21Hannah Berner?

  How are we not cast? Inonora is beyond me and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA? You're lucky bitch, okay?

• 27:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that my Adele is from Queens. Let's have fun.

• 27:33Hannah Berner?

  Not my Adele. Um, then Sara Bareilles.

• 27:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 27:38Hannah Berner?

  Are you familiar with her work?

• 27:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I am.

• 27:41Hannah Berner?

  I'm not gonna write you a love song. Her voice.

• 27:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm. Which, did she perform?

• 27:46Hannah Berner?

  She performed for 40 minutes and I was glued to my seat.

• 27:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 27:50Hannah Berner?

  It, her voice is so incredible and now she's, whatever. Long story short, I haven't seen other people perform in a while because I have just hammered it up on my own stage. It's so nice to sit back and appreciate others.

• 28:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's so nice to let someone else talk. You know? Sometimes I'm like, how about you go?

• 28:10Hannah Berner?

  These girls have been doing this thing called listening that I've never tried.

• 28:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:13Hannah Berner?

  But swipe up if you want to listen. Hannah 25, I highly recommend it. It was so fun, so relaxing. I almost, I think I may have learned something.

• 28:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't tell you the last time I went to something.

• 28:26Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna say listen.

• 28:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that. I can't tell you the last time I went to a, a performance.

• 28:33Hannah Berner?

  So I want to go see N. Juliet. There's also this all in, I think we need to go to some New York City shows. Because it's kind of thing like people from.

• 28:41Paige DeSorbo?

  When you say shows, what do you mean?

• 28:42Hannah Berner?

  Broadway shows, not musicals.

• 28:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 28:45Hannah Berner?

  There's some like shows. N. Juliet's a musical, I lied. Oh wait, you just got so mad at me.

• 28:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's just like.

• 28:52Hannah Berner?

  You like stand up.

• 28:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a stand up.

• 28:55Hannah Berner?

  Look, you come hang with me at some shows, we'll figure it out.

• 28:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, maybe I'll just come and like sit in the green room of the stand.

• 29:01Hannah Berner?

  Hmm, I don't know if that's safe for you. Have you ever seen a green room of a, of a real comedy club?

• 29:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but I'm, I'm open to new opportunities.

• 29:09Hannah Berner?

  Or you're gonna love it. It's just, it's honestly just like men who kind of look like school shooters, smoking weed and talking about their come jokes, which honestly can be relaxing.

• 29:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like they're the kind of guys that like, when you're in a relationship with them, they're the ones that are like, I was cheated on and like I never got over it. And you're like, what age? And they're like, the fourth grade. You know, like it's that type of energy that they hold on to.

• 29:33Hannah Berner?

  No, it's the kind of thing where on stage they're so charming, then they get off stage and you're like, could you, could you smile once?

• 29:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Maybe also in the audience, but I'm saying like, I haven't sat in the audience of something in a while and I'm craving it.

• 29:47Hannah Berner?

  I even think as a performer, it's important to like, remember the experience of, like, you know, we never see the front of these theaters. Like, we don't even see where it says like, Giggly Squad,

• 29:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:59Hannah Berner?

  Michigan, whatever. What's it called in the front? It's called the front of a theater. The marquee. We never see the marquee. We will go to tons of town, never see the marquee because we go in through

• 30:10Paige DeSorbo?

  The back door.

• 30:10Hannah Berner?

  The back door and get put as you like to do.

• 30:21Paige DeSorbo?

  We never talked about, after we did Giggly Squad Radio City, like I got home, my brother came to the show and he didn't say anything to me other than, really page an anal joke in front of our parents?

• 30:32Hannah Berner?

  Did he say that? Okay, that's giving jelly. It's giving jealous.

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't say it was me.

• 30:36Hannah Berner?

  It's giving jealous. Speaking of my Papa, because okay, the Giggly Squad books, there's like a galley that's been made, which is like, um, the first, I don't know what a galley is.

• 30:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:48Hannah Berner?

  But it's going around and I think they're giving it to some bookstores to be like, do you guys want it or whatever? And my Papa started reading it and he was like, do you guys talk about pooping like you do on the pod? And I was like, probably. I don't know what chapter it is, but he started reading it and he really liked it.

• 31:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Probably. I don't.

• 31:05Hannah Berner?

  Look at the chapters. It's pretty self-explanatory.

• 31:08Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a thing called an index.

• 31:09Hannah Berner?

  Actually, there is a chapter of how to poop in public.

• 31:15Hannah Berner?

  There is. I definitely started that chapter, but.

• 31:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm obsessed with your family, truly.

• 31:21Hannah Berner?

  Thanks. No, we had a fun weekend with my Uncle Johnny. Um, he has a basement of all old movie paraphernalia.

• 31:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's actually, I saw it on your Instagram story. You've been Instagram, I love when you get in an Instagram story mood. Because sometimes you're just like, you're reposting, you're like working, you're like, this is what I've done. But then there are times where you really let like your true comedic timing humor. Last night I rewatched your Instagram story like three times. When you posted that dog and said, I love your Bob, I lost it. It was like as if it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet because it was.

• 32:01Hannah Berner?

  You know what it is when I'm not with you and I'm not with Dez? I don't have anyone to be snarky with.

• 32:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 32:06Hannah Berner?

  So then, uh, these, my people, but I, that actually wasn't what I wanted to write. I wanted to write fuck ass Bob, but I knew that all my family would be reading, be like, why did you call the dog fuck ass Bob? And I was like, it's internet joke, whatever. No, this dog's Bob was so quaffed. And when it would bark, it would do like a like, it was like, it was, it was literally, um, Anna Wintor of dogs.

• 32:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Hannah Berner?

  And but the dog was gay. It was a gay man.

• 32:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 32:35Hannah Berner?

  And honestly, he looked at me and went, ew.

• 32:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh, so you went for Auburn hair? Got it.

• 32:44Hannah Berner?

  I said, you would love my friend Paige.

• 32:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, not to bring the mood down.

• 32:50Hannah Berner?

  Well, you already brought it down once, so bring it down again.

• 32:53Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so sad. My family dog Polo passed away two days ago. My mom called me hysterically crying.

• 33:01Hannah Berner?

  Oh, did you get a weird sense when she called you that something happened or no?

• 33:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 33:06Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I'm too male, so honestly.

• 33:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I don't know if you heard me 10 minutes ago. I got my own shit going on.

• 33:13Hannah Berner?

  Your mom, I can't talk right now. Fuck that dog.

• 33:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, this is so fucked up. My mom was obviously like so upset. So like I'm checking in on her the next morning and I'm like, hey, like, how are you doing? She's like, I'm doing a lot better. And I was like, okay, good, because I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now. And like, literally, like, I don't know what's happening. Everyone's remusing me.

• 33:35Hannah Berner?

  No, but when I tell you this dog was like your mom's shadow.

• 33:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:40Hannah Berner?

  Polo.

• 33:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Polo was.

• 33:42Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, I think we talked about on the pod, but when I did visit that day. This dog was half in the grave. Okay, this dog is dead.

• 33:49Paige DeSorbo?

  No, this.

• 33:50Hannah Berner?

  The dog was dead. No one was acknowledging.

• 33:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, this dog lived a good life.

• 33:55Hannah Berner?

  Long life, but like, I looked over and the dog is, you know when they're laying, but like, it doesn't look like they're breathing.

• 34:01Paige DeSorbo?

  This dog, this dog consumed more Italian meats than any boyfriend I've ever dated.

• 34:06Hannah Berner?

  Some would say that will kill them.

• 34:09Hannah Berner?

  Some would say prosciutto wasn't the thing to feed the dog. Someone say it was a little overweight and maybe had some cardiovascular problems. No, but I literally, like, when we were about to go to the show, I go, I hope Polo's alive when we get back. I just make, I kept making Polo death jokes, which I think is me. I hate animals dying, like, to the point that, like, I'd rather it be a human.

• 34:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:31Hannah Berner?

  So I like, couldn't handle that. The comedy started to come with it, but then when you told me, I sent him a tag. Yes, I said, Kimmy.

• 34:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I texted Hannah and I said, sad news today. Polo has passed away.

• 34:44Hannah Berner?

  No, I got really upset. No, I can't even bring up my childhood cat, Trixie. And my dad, like, if my dad's listening right now, he's gonna, he's gonna turn off Giggles Squad right now and be like, I need to process this.

• 34:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the great thing about Polo was I got Polo after, like, our dog before Polo passed away. And I think we waited maybe like six months before we got Polo. But I got him when I turned, when I was 18 and my parents let me get him because all my friends were going away to college and I wasn't. And so like, I just felt, I was in such a weird time where I was just like, I don't know what I'm fricking doing. And I guess like, I have to go to college. That's terrifying. But I was living home and I just felt like.

• 35:29Hannah Berner?

  A little lonely.

• 35:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt like a loser, honestly. I was like, oh my god, like, I'm the only one not going away to school. And so I was like, okay, I'm gonna get this dog. I was with this puppy every single day. So like, it truly was my dog.

• 35:42Hannah Berner?

  Was he the cutest puppy?

• 35:44Paige DeSorbo?

  The cutest. So I, cuz I was the only one home with it during the day. So me and Polo bonded so much.

• 35:49Hannah Berner?

  When you were supposed to be at school.

• 35:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, should I skip class? Bark if yes.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  We ate mac and cheese and we snuggled and like, and also, as a puppy, the laziest dog I've ever seen. Like, just like, had no interest in like, running, jumping, playing. And I was like, yeah, get in the bed. And so then when I moved to New York City, I really felt like I had like, abandoned him. And he truly became my mom's dog. And he was just, he was just like, the perfect dog.

• 36:19Hannah Berner?

  Can we have a moment of silence for Polo?

• 36:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Moment of silence for Polo.

• 36:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 36:26Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. Should we start doing moment of silence for everything?

• 36:30Paige DeSorbo?

  For people that we cut out of our lives. Moment of silence.

• 36:34Hannah Berner?

  Side note, we raised so much money. We haven't gotten the official stats, we'll post it soon, um, for the LA fires. And with the Giggly Squad t-shirt, we're so happy about that. We love charity. We're also very specific about the charities. Like, we wanna do our research to make sure we're not just throwing money or throwing supplies at anything. And sometimes you do stuff and it makes it harder for people. Anyway, long story short, it's complicated. Um, I saw a TikTok that said, if you have acne on the lower third of your face, and you're not like, premenstrual. So like, which, that happens every time I have my period, but like,

• 37:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And you're not premenstrual.

• 37:09Hannah Berner?

  And it's like, all month.

• 37:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 37:12Hannah Berner?

  Find a new relationship.

• 37:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop.

• 37:16Hannah Berner?

  Apparently, they said it's like, it's a cortisol thing, that like, this man is stressing you the fuck out. And if you're breaking out while you're with him, it's like, your body's response.

• 37:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Do, did you follow any of the Madeline RG Central C drama when that happened?

• 37:32Hannah Berner?

  Ki- kind of, but all the videos were too long. But it was, he kept cheating on her?

• 37:38Paige DeSorbo?

  For me, they were too Gen Z. I was like, these are kids. These are kids, they'll figure it out. But the videos I've been seeing, sometimes it, sometimes I can't identify. Um, I don't think they're back together, but he like just recently put out a song and it was basically about her and everyone was like making videos like, I hope she doesn't listen to this and like go back to him like I would crumble like it was that like, oh, you're like, you're glow up and you're like happy now.

• 38:03Hannah Berner?

  I would just call him and be like, give me 20%.

• 38:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally cut me a check.

• 38:06Hannah Berner?

  You're using my likeness.

• 38:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Cut. The amount of men I'd like to call and say, hey, that'll be 10 fucking grand.

• 38:15Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's like Mariah Carey suing her ex for wasting her time.

• 38:20Hannah Berner?

  Honestly, I didn't understand her until this moment, till this moment. At first I was like, okay, Mariah. Okay, now I'm like, why haven't more women done that?

• 38:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the pettiness of Mariah Carey is something to like,

• 38:30Hannah Berner?

  be studied.

• 38:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. What was I saying?

• 38:32Hannah Berner?

  You were saying Central C wrote a song.

• 38:35Paige DeSorbo?

  So he says in it that like about her skin glow, like glowing or whatever, and she does look completely different since like getting out of the relationship with him. All of her videos, she did do, I would follow her because when I thought she was just like cute and like wore cool outfits.

• 38:53Hannah Berner?

  I love her accent.

• 38:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And she would always make videos about like her acne and her skin and all this stuff. And then like recently her, she's

• 39:00Hannah Berner?

  glowing.

• 39:00Paige DeSorbo?

  The clearest skin I've ever seen, honey.

• 39:02Hannah Berner?

  Do you ever do, you do see some girls in relationships and I'm talking about not facetuned, just raw, where you're like, I think, I think he's draining that bitch. I think she's been drained from the inside out.

• 39:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:15Hannah Berner?

  I want you, girls, look in the mirror.

• 39:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't really know, and I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. I'm trying to think like what, if I had any breakups where like I, my physical appearance drastically changed.

• 39:29Hannah Berner?

  I once was in a relationship where I knew I needed to break up with him, but I was so scared. And I stopped eating, which has never been done in the history of my life.

• 39:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:41Hannah Berner?

  I was so skinny, but like in an embarrassing way where like I wanted to eat but couldn't. Like I remember going to one of my mom's jazz gigs with my family and I ordered pasta and I couldn't eat it. And I was like trying to figure out ways to make it look like I ate it, but I was so sick and nauseous. No, because I knew that like I was going to be pulled aside and be like, what the fuck's wrong with you?

• 40:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No way.

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  Because bitch has never not finished a meal. And then like even at work, I'd be like eating my sandwich and I'd be picking on it. And people comment about it. Like people would be like, do you not like your sandwich?

• 40:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god.

• 40:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so I got very skinny and then I started to feel like I was sick, like I had a disease that was like taking.

• 40:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I feel like I don't have good friends because I feel like anytime I'm not eating, they're like, you look great.

• 40:26Hannah Berner?

  No, when you're not eating.

• 40:27Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you doing? Keep it up?

• 40:28Hannah Berner?

  Are you not finishing that? Can I eat that?

• 40:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but that's different. You're just inquiring, inquiring about if you can eat it or not.

• 40:36Hannah Berner?

  I, I just remembered that I got out of it and it takes like a week or two or three. And the next thing you know, my body was like back in balance.

• 40:45Paige DeSorbo?

  It's funny because one of my girlfriends was like in the midst of breaking up with her boyfriend in the past couple of weeks and it's so funny to like go through a breakup and then be like on the other side and then be talking to like a girl about going through a breakup. And you just like, you have, you really do have to let them get out all the possibility, like all the scenarios that they've made up in their head. And she was like going back and forth and then she was just like, I don't know if it's right. And then blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, look, if it is right, you'll get back together. Like you'll be fine. And then, I mean, we were three hours in. This bitch was like, I've never been more myself.

• 41:25Hannah Berner?

  You're like a monkey has been lifted off my back.

• 41:27Paige DeSorbo?

  So three martinis deep, but.

• 41:30Hannah Berner?

  Girls do, losing hair is a thing too.

• 41:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:33Hannah Berner?

  Losing it. And people don't talk about it because I think it is like, it gets scary, but it's more common than you'd think. I've had, definitely had friends being like, you're in the shower and you're like, oh, fuck. Like your body is literally like, you can't, you can try to trick your mind, but you can't trick me, bitch. You can't trick me.

• 41:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I think my, like I've had breakups where my face, like I felt like I was holding weight like in my face.

• 41:55Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 41:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And then like I would break up and I'd be like, oh, she does have a jawline. We didn't know.

• 42:01Hannah Berner?

  Guava, human gua sha. Say that right, Quashah?

• 42:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's, it's very interesting. There's nothing I love more than getting inside of an SUV. I need to be high up. I need legroom. Luxury. And when I get into an SUV, I also want it to be an award winning SUV. Oh yeah, I'm not being in an SUV that never won an award before. That's crazy. Do I not love myself? Truly. And that's why Hyundai is a brand that we trust because not only have they won the award for America's best SUV in 2026, but they've also won it five times in six years. And one thing about me, if I'm going to be in an SUV, it needs to have consistency. And that is the result I'm looking for. The Tucson Hybrid is loaded with technology and built for everyday life.

• 42:46Paige DeSorbo?

  So if you are feeling like it's time for an SUV, this is the SUV you need. Because the Santa Fe Hybrid is also fully capable and ready for adventure. And also the Palisade Hybrid. So you have multiple SUVs to pick from. Another thing I want to bring up about Hyundai, they're in interior. I also need a luxurious interior. That's where the Palisade does come in because they have premium capability and class leading interior space. And anytime someone says class leading interior, I'm in. Yep. I'm doing it. Also, I love a hybrid. Gas, electric, either one, which you don't have to pick one. View US News Best Cars at cars.usnews.com and call 562-314-4603 for complete details.

• 43:30Paige DeSorbo?

  The Columbia Amaze Puff Jacket is so iconic because I feel so encapsulated and warm, but it's so light. Great use of encapsulated. I went whimsical. My jacket is the Tea Light Pearl Shine. And it really does give tea light pearl shine. It gives it. It's honey. Honey. And mine's black. Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors. And I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat and let me have it be fun colors. Yeah. Cause you like a coat to be part of the outfit. It's the outfit. Not ruining the outfit. But also I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. I, you guys, I literally could swim in this. Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 44:15Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced.

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 44:17Hannah Berner?

  And we love giving the gigglers a good deal. And it has space for layering. Like, you don't feel like it's tight, so I can layer a lot.

• 44:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is very important, because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff and then you're sweating and it's like a cold sweat and it's like, no.

• 44:30Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 44:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love that it has these things for your hands, because I, I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 44:38Hannah Berner?

  So cute. And they have all different length options for what you prefer, depending on how long your torso is. Visit columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket.

• 44:49Paige DeSorbo?

  It's tough on cold, soft on you.

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• 45:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I have a show I've been watching. Did you watch White Lotus?

• 45:54Hannah Berner?

  No, that's one of the shows I haven't watched. I've watched White Lotus.

• 45:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you should, because it is very like true crimey.

• 46:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I want to watch it.

• 46:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, whatever. The last season of White Lotus, there was a guy. Shoot, I can't think of his name, whatever. He was like really, really hot in it and he was, I think he was British. No, not Theo James, that's, I love, no, it was a different guy. Anyway, he's on this new Apple show called Prime Suspect.

• 46:22Hannah Berner?

  Oh, oh, yeah. I haven't watched it.

• 46:24Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so good.

• 46:25Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can I just say, shout out to Apple, Apple TV. You're a little expensive, but you're.

• 46:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're putting in more.

• 46:32Hannah Berner?

  Quality over quantity. Like, when they put out a show, you know, it's been green the fuck lit.

• 46:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You're so right, because their top 10 is the same all year.

• 46:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and it's just fire. And then they bring back the really good ones.

• 46:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Question for you.

• 46:49Hannah Berner?

  No, I don't know what's going on in Severance. I can't understand it.

• 46:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I've given up on that. Last pod, we were like, watch it, re-watch it.

• 46:56Hannah Berner?

  I have to watch another episode.

• 46:58Paige DeSorbo?

  What is your, like, when you go, okay, when you go to your apartment and you're turning on your TV, what is, what is, you don't know what I'm gonna say, I don't think. What is your, what's your streaming platform? Like, what's your device where all your apps are on?

• 47:14Hannah Berner?

  Okay, this, I feel like I'm about to be naked in front of you guys. Like, this is the rawest I've ever been on this pod.

• 47:20Paige DeSorbo?

  If it's what I think, I go.

• 47:22Hannah Berner?

  Okay, well, first of all, I, can I answer it in my own way first?

• 47:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, of course. This is an open forum. We created it.

• 47:32Hannah Berner?

  I sit down and just out of habit, I, first of all, I don't know how to share my own TV on. There's too many remotes. I click every button until somehow it miraculously turns on. Then I go to the tennis channel.

• 47:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, let me rewind you. You're going to the tennis channel first, but how are you getting to the tennis channel?

• 47:52Hannah Berner?

  So it's on cable. It's on cable. But I don't know the tennis channel, so I have to go tennis channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to on the tennis channel, you're gonna go tennis channel.

• 48:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, okay.

• 48:02Hannah Berner?

  That's, I think it's 500 something. After past 30, I'm not remembering. If you are past 30, I don't know what channel you're on.

• 48:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 48:11Hannah Berner?

  So I watch, put the tennis on, and if it's a match I like, she's sad.

• 48:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 48:16Hannah Berner?

  And I'll do my thing, and I will have it on all day.

• 48:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 48:19Hannah Berner?

  If it's not a match I like, I can also go to Amazon, go to live TV, and they have other matches on.

• 48:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 48:25Hannah Berner?

  That are sometimes like women's matches that I want to watch. Then I do go to Netflix.

• 48:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 48:33Hannah Berner?

  As my first.

• 48:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 48:34Hannah Berner?

  Just to be like, is there a new documentary?

• 48:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You're okay. I don't think you're understanding my question.

• 48:40Hannah Berner?

  How long are you gonna let me go?

• 48:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you said you wanted to do it in your own way and I'm supportive, friend.

• 48:47Paige DeSorbo?

  What is your box?

• 48:49Hannah Berner?

  Optimum.

• 48:53Hannah Berner?

  Optimum. Wait, can I just say one thing? I'm not involved in the electrical.

• 48:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not involved in this.

• 49:00Hannah Berner?

  My husband deals with that. I don't know what the wifi password is. I come in and I use it and when it doesn't work, I say, Dez. And then he's like, how could you always break the TV?

• 49:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I should have come correct. As someone who does not believe in Bluetooth or wifi, has never had a wireless headphone, I should have come correct. My theory is, and I know it's true because I know that this is you too.

• 49:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 49:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Men don't have an Apple TV. They don't have a Roku. They say, this is a smart TV. Why would I have that?

• 49:31Hannah Berner?

  Mm hmm.

• 49:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that you?

• 49:33Hannah Berner?

  That's what Dez has done to me. And what's crazy is our TV, for me to watch Hulu or HBO, I have to do it through my phone because it's not up on ours.

• 49:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 49:43Hannah Berner?

  And I, and I just thought that's the life I had to live.

• 49:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's not the life you have to live.

• 49:48Hannah Berner?

  I can just, I used to have Roku when I was living with girls.

• 49:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Correct.

• 49:52Hannah Berner?

  And they came correct.

• 49:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I switched to an Apple TV about two years ago, from a Roku to an Apple TV.

• 49:58Hannah Berner?

  Mm hmm.

• 49:59Paige DeSorbo?

  All my apps are right there. Everything's like signed in. Everything's gorgeous. My, I go to my brother's and.

• 50:06Hannah Berner?

  Chaos.

• 50:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Ca- chaos. I'm like, how could you even figure out where HBO Max is? You know?

• 50:12Hannah Berner?

  No, I know. And, and not to brag, but Dez is a man of the world.

• 50:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 50:18Hannah Berner?

  So occasionally, for some reason, our TV thinks it's like logged into Ireland. So then I like can't get certain things because it thinks we're in Ireland, which is a very small country and limited.

• 50:29Paige DeSorbo?

  He's VPNing your TV and you don't even know it.

• 50:32Hannah Berner?

  I don't know what's going on.

• 50:33Paige DeSorbo?

  He's given your TV an STD. And you have no way of getting it back.

• 50:37Hannah Berner?

  Dez is in, he's in Dublin.

• 50:39Paige DeSorbo?

  For how long?

• 50:41Hannah Berner?

  He's coming back for a second. Like he's on pretty long of a tour.

• 50:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God.

• 50:45Hannah Berner?

  But also like, we have stuff going on too.

• 50:48Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, what have you been doing?

• 50:50Hannah Berner?

  Well, like, that's why I hung out with family for the first time in years.

• 50:53Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, wow, I got to know my mom and dad. That may seem lovely.

• 50:57Hannah Berner?

  I sent Kim flowers for polo.

• 51:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you're Martha May Huvia.

• 51:04Hannah Berner?

  I spoke to Chris and asked him a couple of questions.

• 51:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You're corresponding penmanship.

• 51:10Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna watch the Grammys full with no interruptions tonight. Literally three minutes into the red carpet interviews, he goes, I can't believe you're gonna watch this for three more hours. All the questions are the same. And I go, yeah, and I'm observing a hundred different things of like, this is girlhood that you're not understanding.

• 51:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No mental.

• 51:26Hannah Berner?

  And he's like, this interview's awkward. I'm like, and that's why I like watching it.

• 51:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Well, this is the first weekend. There's no football. So I wonder if the boys were okay. Was everyone okay?

• 51:36Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, because they're waiting for the Super Bowl. Which, do you know, there's some conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, which I don't like to spread, but I watched the game. They played.

• 51:47Paige DeSorbo?

  But please say them.

• 51:49Hannah Berner?

  They played the Buffalo Bills.

• 51:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 51:51Hannah Berner?

  And there were just some rumors that the refs are being very lenient with the Chiefs. Which would make sense because at the end of the day, capitalism wins again. Everything's about money. Everything's about money. The league makes more money when the Chiefs go to the finals.

• 52:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Because of a woman.

• 52:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And now we've said it.

• 52:13Hannah Berner?

  And the way this bitch deserves a cut more than anyone.

• 52:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I think about it all the time. If the, here's the thing, there's no way the NFL isn't giving her somewhat of a cut. I don't think that would ever like, they would ever say that because that, I don't know why that feels illegal, but whatever.

• 52:32Hannah Berner?

  I feel like they've played her music and.

• 52:33Paige DeSorbo?

  There's just no way, because here's the other thing, the TV viewership alone, she's made them millions and millions of dollars. How would, how would they not pay her? Like something?

• 52:45Hannah Berner?

  Or maybe she's signing like to let them cut to her because she's not only getting hate.

• 52:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah. Like maybe she's saying, you can show me.

• 52:52Hannah Berner?

  You can cut this amount of times, maybe?

• 52:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Give me a certain amount of money.

• 52:55Hannah Berner?

  And maybe her team gets approvals. Look at us making shit up.

• 52:58Paige DeSorbo?

  So, yeah, I love this. Or, or, and hear me out here, or she's like, I'm a billionaire.

• 53:04Hannah Berner?

  I don't care about your little game.

• 53:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't care. I'm literally here to watch my bonehead boyfriend. Like I'm being supportive. I don't give a shit.

• 53:14Hannah Berner?

  Can I, can you help me with this one thing? Cause I don't want to. Hurt any of the man's feelings. I'm talking facts right now. Chris, I want you to hear this. Why are the positions fullback, cornerback, running back, tight end?

• 53:30Hannah Berner?

  Like, we don't, tight end. Like, who was in the room like, okay, what do we call the fourth one? And they're like, obviously.

• 53:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Tight end.

• 53:36Hannah Berner?

  Tight end. And it's always the hot Travis Kelsey's tight end. Gronkowski's tight end. They pick the cute ones.

• 53:44Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I can say positions. I don't know where they are.

• 53:47Hannah Berner?

  Tight end is a crazy thing to seriously name a position.

• 53:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, if any man said tight end to me, I'd be thankful.

• 53:56Hannah Berner?

  No, but it's.

• 53:56Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I'm saying, thank you.

• 53:57Hannah Berner?

  It's one thing if all of them were like, side end, wide end, tight end. It has nothing to do with tight end. And then they just decided.

• 54:04Paige DeSorbo?

  What is a tight end?

• 54:05Hannah Berner?

  A tight end is the guy on, I guess, the end who keeps it tight.

• 54:11Hannah Berner?

  He keeps that motherfucking shit tight.

• 54:14Paige DeSorbo?

  After the game, what do they do together?

• 54:16Hannah Berner?

  Shower. And let's be honest, these men can afford their own showers. You don't have to go with the same showers.

• 54:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And I've heard multiple men, football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry. I've never team bonded with a friend naked.

• 54:33Hannah Berner?

  The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping. And you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room.

• 54:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And it's against my will. I know for a fact I was in there first. I know for a fact. And then you had a chimichanga.

• 54:50Paige DeSorbo?

  So let's not even act like it was just us bonding. It was you having a serious problem.

• 54:56Hannah Berner?

  Create an emergency.

• 54:58Paige DeSorbo?

  That's medical. That's just medical. Are you emergency contact?

• 55:02Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, grandpa, papa, whoever's listening. Do you ever have a gas bubble that you're like, this is how I die? I was in the car.

• 55:10Paige DeSorbo?

  What's a gas bubble? Like, you have to fart?

• 55:12Hannah Berner?

  Let me explain. So I was in California with Andrew Cullen. I ordered a salad. He ordered like a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show. So I'm like, I can't have a cheeseburger for the show. But obviously I'm starving. And he goes to get the car and he didn't finish his fries. So I'm like, well, now I have to eat his fries. So I shovel a bunch of fries in my mouth. And then you get the adrenaline of like, oh my God, I'm going to the show.

• 55:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:35Hannah Berner?

  I get in the car, everything's normal. Do you know when you get a wave of like diarrhea, like it's not like a wave of pain in your stomach?

• 55:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, is it?

• 55:45Hannah Berner?

  It's bubbling.

• 55:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Below. Okay, in your stomach. It's not like a heartburn bubble.

• 55:51Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 55:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 55:52Hannah Berner?

  It's for me, it's always, you know, I don't even burp and always it goes out one hole.

• 55:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:57Hannah Berner?

  So I'm, I guess you're more of a puker.

• 55:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 56:04Hannah Berner?

  Like, that's so dainty.

• 56:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, the other day, wait, this is so bad. The other day I coughed so hard I threw up in my own bed.

• 56:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, this isn't new. I'm like, I need to go to the doctors. This is not okay. Daphne looked at me and was just like,

• 56:20Hannah Berner?

  Daphne, who just shot in your bed five minutes earlier was like, do that in another room?

• 56:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I honestly felt like it brought us closer because I was like, do you think I'm a cat? Like I just had a hairball?

• 56:31Hannah Berner?

  You're becoming the same thing.

• 56:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God.

• 56:33Hannah Berner?

  No, you know, when you have to have diarrhea, but you hold it because you're in a car.

• 56:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:38Hannah Berner?

  So it goes away and then the wave hits again. I call it a gas bubble. Like this bubble needs to be released. But I'm like with a straight man.

• 56:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 56:46Hannah Berner?

  And like if I was with you, I would just immediately be like, I'm going to give you a stat, a play by play.

• 56:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  Until we get to the hotel of how I'm doing. So Andrew said that I just got really quiet. Like he was like asking me questions.

• 56:57Paige DeSorbo?

  This is when you start sweating. This is the moment.

• 56:58Hannah Berner?

  I'm sweating and he's being funny and I'm like, if I laugh right now, we're gonna have disaster.

• 57:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:03Hannah Berner?

  So I'm just holding it in and I'm like, you're sweating, you're crying, like it's horrible. And when I, I ran to the bathroom.

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:10Hannah Berner?

  And we have like a small green room and it was just like him outside and me in the green room, like releasing my inside.

• 57:16Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing worse than, and I remember, what city was it in?

• 57:20Hannah Berner?

  Milwaukee.

• 57:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Milwaukee. There was nothing worse than that.

• 57:25Hannah Berner?

  Not even a bad one. That was not even a bad one.

• 57:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Grace and I almost passed away.

• 57:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Grace and I were polo deceased.

• 57:32Hannah Berner?

  And for all of you who are judging me right now at home, if you want a laxative, perform stand up comedy. Like, I don't care what's in your body. Before you go on stage, you feel like a lion's chasing you and your body needs to like, release it.

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never been married.

• 57:51Hannah Berner?

  We know.

• 57:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never been engaged, but I can imagine the feeling you get before you walk down the aisle of like, oh, I have a nervous pee, like have to pee or like a nervous poop or like whatever. It's that feeling.

• 58:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Um, you know, it's crazy though. I never had a crazy feeling getting engaged or getting married. I was nervous before walking down the aisle, but I'm way more nervous about like having kids.

• 58:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I hope they never listen to this.

• 58:21Hannah Berner?

  Can we have a moment of silence?

• 58:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's have a moment of silence.

• 58:24Hannah Berner?

  So yeah, I had a gas bubble, um, but I survived. Final thing I just wanted to say to like bond with you. My, I sent you.

• 58:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you feel like we're not bonded enough?

• 58:35Hannah Berner?

  I feel like this episode, we didn't really connect. My, I looked over in the car today and my Nana's, first of all, seeing your mom or your Nana scroll their Instagram is so my Shayla.

• 58:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:46Hannah Berner?

  My Shayla. And I looked and she was, her algorithm has runway on it. And Nana's like, oh, I love this dress. And I was like.

• 58:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm gonna start DMing Nana, different outfits I see that I like.

• 59:00Hannah Berner?

  Nana is so cute. She was like, I have to respond to my fans right now. I need a minute. Okay. I have to talk to my girls. And then she got upset because she realized, this is the funniest thing that's ever happened. She, I set that up too strong. She said, she realized that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook.

• 59:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 59:20Hannah Berner?

  And she's upset about it. And I said, Nana, that's, makes your life easier. And she goes, my audience is different on my Facebook than my Instagram. And I'm writing to my Instagram girls. When I write on Instagram, I don't want it to be, my Facebook is a whole different like demo.

• 59:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I think our Facebook recently got hacked. I didn't know we had one. We don't.

• 59:41Hannah Berner?

  We don't. Oh, no. A Twitter. A Twitter.

• 59:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I feel like someone did a, anyway, there's something not on Instagram or TikTok.

• 59:50Hannah Berner?

  When did that? We've been hacked.

• 59:54Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna know what's gonna happen, but when it does, hacked.

• 59:58Hannah Berner?

  Justin Bieber.

• 59:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know how, how many people I wanted to comment like on the internet this weekend? Blocked.

• 1:00:06Hannah Berner?

  Can I just make an announcement? This last week, everything Paige just said she was hacked. She was hacked. Anything you saw on TikTok or Instagram, hacked.

• 1:00:15Hannah Berner?

  But one last thing, just shout out. Scaparelli.

• 1:00:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Look at you here. Oh, my God.

• 1:00:21Hannah Berner?

  No, the way my jaw dropped at the works of art. Is anyone doing it like Scaparelli right now?

• 1:00:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No. It's, it's, it's truly works of art. That's the thing, like with fashion, it's, it can be so different and like truly be like a piece of art that you're wearing.

• 1:00:38Hannah Berner?

  Do you think Scaparelli is actually where we?

• 1:00:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Come together?

• 1:00:41Hannah Berner?

  We are, we come together in Scaparelli. Cause one, it's Italian. Two, it's like a little out there, but three, it's gorgeous. Scaparelli is us.

• 1:00:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Hannah Berner?

  We are Scaparelli. Like if you see us, you go, those are Scaparelli girls.

• 1:00:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, we need to be in Scaparelli together.

• 1:00:55Hannah Berner?

  Thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for crying with us. Thank you for starting fights with us and starting fights, defending us.

• 1:01:01Paige DeSorbo?

  My back.

• 1:01:02Hannah Berner?

  We, we love you guys so much. Um, we have shows coming up in Hollywood, Florida. St. Augustine, Florida.

• 1:01:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Nashville.

• 1:01:12Hannah Berner?

  Nashville, New Orleans for Galentine's Day. You guys better be there.

• 1:01:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I need to get all my outfits.

• 1:01:17Hannah Berner?

  I know, me too. I haven't had, I don't have them yet.

• 1:01:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I like forgot.

• 1:01:20Hannah Berner?

  Red, pink moments.

• 1:01:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, shoot. Scaparelli.

• 1:01:23Hannah Berner?

  I'm wearing Scaparelli. Okay, love you guys. Bye.

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