Summary
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In January 1992, 18-year-old John Thompson was working alone on his family's pig farm in Wells County, North Dakota, when his flannel shirt caught in an unshielded grain auger PTO shaft. The machinery violently ripped off both of his arms. Left conscious in the snow, John was found by his dog Tuffy, whose licking and calm presence shifted the teenager into survival mode. John walked a hundred yards to the house, forced entry using his boots and teeth, and called his cousin for help before waiting out his severe blood loss in the bathtub. An ambulance crew made up of local volunteers transported him to a local hospital, from which he was airlifted to Minneapolis for a grueling six-hour double-arm reattachment surgery.
- When facing sudden disaster on a remote farm, immediate survival mode can help bypass panic and drive purposeful action. 5:21
- Using alternative entry points and leverage like a boot tip can open stuck doors when hands are completely incapacitated. 22:36
- Microsurgeons can successfully reattach severed limbs in complex procedures, though recovery requires extensive physical therapy and life-long adjustments. 33:30
- Overcoming low expectations from others can empower individuals with disabilities to regain independence in everyday tasks. 41:21
Chapters
- 0:00Podcast Intro and Ad Blurbs
The episode opens with a series of commercial spots before the host begins the story.
- 0:46Setting the Scene on a North Dakota Farm
The narrator describes the remote farmhouse and the winter setting where the accident will occur.
- 19:12Immediate Aftermath and Shock
John realizes his arms are missing and the dog Tuffy helps him stay calm.
- 24:12Racing to Call for Help
John struggles to reach the phone and eventually contacts his cousin for an ambulance.
- 29:43Volunteer Ambulance and Transport
A local volunteer crew arrives, treats John, and drives him to the nearest hospital.
- 31:06Hospital Care and Surgical Decision
John is flown to Minneapolis, where doctors explain the risks of reattaching his arms.
- 32:28Microsurgery and Recovery Process
The surgeons perform a complex arm reattachment, and John enters a prolonged recovery.
- 39:20Rebuilding Life and Public Attention
After recovery, John faces newfound fame and learns to navigate public expectations.
Highlights
- 3:26
Discovering Both Arms Missingstory
After waking up face down in the snow with no feeling in his limbs, John Thompson looks at his left arm and realizes both arms are completely gone.
- 16:55
Unshielded PTO Shaft Hazardinsight
Because times were tough on the family farm, financial constraints meant broken plastic safety shields on the tractor PTO shaft were never replaced.
- 22:36
Opening Doors Without Handsstrategy
Unable to turn handles normally, John used the point of his cowboy boot to wedge open a screen door and his teeth on the main door handle.
- 24:59
First Reaction of Disbeliefstory
When John called his cousin Tammy to report that both his arms were ripped off, she initially thought he was joking and asked what he was doing for the weekend.
- 29:03
Because there was no 911 dispatch network in the remote area, the ambulance crew consisted entirely of local volunteers including a bus driver and a grain elevator manager.
- 33:30
Complex Reattachment Surgerydata
Surgeons shortened John's shattered arms by two inches, inserted steel plates, rebuilt biceps using back and tricep muscles, and reconnected cellular tissue.
- 37:52
Bizarre Public Expectationsinsight
Following extensive media coverage, some members of the public mistakenly believed John had magical healing powers and wanted to touch him to be cured.
- 41:21
Regaining Complete Independencestory
Decades after the accident, a farmer named Miles encouraged John to pump his own gas, prompting him to rediscover his ability to perform heavy tasks alone.
Quotes
“I just screamed for like, a split second.”
Unnamed speaker · 19:58 “I looked at my dog, and just calmed down immediately. My brain just shut down and said, okay, you're in survival mode now.”
Unnamed speaker · 20:14 “The doctor nods, but his expression turns grave.”
John Hopkins · 31:35 “It took them six hours to reattach my arms, and they had to shorten my arms two inches because they're just really shattered.”
Unnamed speaker · 33:30 “I could do anything. I couldn't dress myself. I couldn't feed myself. I couldn't do anything.”
Unnamed speaker · 34:55
Sponsored segments
- Rocket Mortgage 0:00–0:27
- Nyquil 0:31–0:48
- Ozempic 12:35–12:44
- Ally Bank 26:08–26:40
About this episode
On a frosty January morning in 1992, John Thompson - a high school student from North Dakota - gets up. It promises to be an ordinary day of chores on his family’s farm. Simple tasks, ones he’s done thousands of times before. But on this occasion things take a sudden and horrifying turn, as John gets too close to some dangerous farming machinery and suffers devastating consequences. Critically injured and alone, he must rely on ingenuity, inner resolve and the support of the family pet to keep fighting on… A Noiser podcast production. Hosted by John Hopkins. Written by Joe Viner | Produced by Ed Baranski | Assistant Producer: Luke Lonergan | Production Assistant: Chris McDonald | Exec produced by Joel Duddell | Sound Supervisor: Matt Peaty | Sound design by Jacob Booth | Assembly edit by Carla Flores, RJ Macaulay | Compositions by Oliver Baines, Dorry Macaulay, Tom Pink | Mix & mastering: Ralph Tittley. For more on this story read John’s book Home in One Piece. For ad-free listening, bonus material and early access to new episodes, join Noiser+. Click the subscription banner at the top of the feed to get started. Or go to noiser.com/subscriptions If you have an amazing survival story of your own that you’d like to put forward for the show, let us know. Drop us an email at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
7,572 words · 8 speakers
Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
Topics
- Kayak
- North Dakota
- Priceline
- PTO
- PTO shaft
- Minneapolis
- Bismarck
- Guns N' Roses
- Whitney Houston
- Wells County
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