Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Carrie, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shirt. We can't be managed.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:19Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my grand gigglers.

• 2:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, how fancy.

• 2:23Hannah Berner?

  We're having fun with character acting.

• 2:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it. I love it. How are you? I wait, I feel like I haven't seen you. Have I not?

• 2:33Hannah Berner?

  No, I've been in Irvine, California.

• 2:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Doing what?

• 2:38Hannah Berner?

  Doing stand-up shows.

• 2:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You've been crushing.

• 2:41Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God. Stop. Thank you.

• 2:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I want to just say in your clips, your hair has been looking really good because you know, like sometimes I watch your clips with no sound because it's like 3 a.m. And I'm contemplating like so many other decisions I've made in my life.

• 2:55Hannah Berner?

  You're like, because I have eight screens open.

• 2:56Paige DeSorbo?

  So truly, and I've been noticing your hair.

• 2:59Hannah Berner?

  You know, some people make comments, obviously, when I I don't not brush. Okay, sometimes I don't brush my hair. It's just that I air dry it so it looks crazy. And then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair going straight up, you don't have a good sleep. So it's giving haters like it's giving like your jelly that like I had like four hours of REM last night and you didn't. So if you see my hair standing straight up in the back, just know she's well rested.

• 3:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I say something? I was at I was at dinner with Sierra a couple nights ago. And she said something to me a couple summers ago that I never forgot. And she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair. And I said, mm, let me think, let me think. And I'm

• 3:37Hannah Berner?

  You just say Hannah. You don't have to call her white girl.

• 3:41Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm sitting at dinner and I touched the back of my hair and she looks at me and she goes, you didn't do the back of your hair. And I go, it's none of my business. It's literally, it doesn't come across my desk. How would the back of my hair come across my desk?

• 3:56Hannah Berner?

  That's like when you're doing your own like fake tan, do you do your back?

• 4:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, this is another reason why I don't need a man. You know that my wingspan is crazy.

• 4:06Hannah Berner?

  True.

• 4:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I can do my own spray tan on my back and I can unzip and zip anything.

• 4:14Hannah Berner?

  You're like an octopus, an Italian.

• 4:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly, I'm I'm calamard, Fred calamard.

• 4:19Hannah Berner?

  I also, okay, wait, kind of a big deal, but like, it's such a big deal, but also not a big deal at all.

• 4:25Paige DeSorbo?

  That's my favorite kind of deals.

• 4:27Hannah Berner?

  But it's the least important huge deal. So Dez and I have been like auditioning a little bit for stuff and he had like an audition and I was giving my two cents as his wife and manager. As his wifeager and he was like, why don't, why don't you talk to me when you get one call back, like maybe one call back? And I was like, okay, first of all, who knows, I could be getting call back for all these auditions I did the last couple of months. They're sifting through, it takes time.

• 4:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, they're watching tape.

• 4:55Hannah Berner?

  Also, they probably saw it and were like, wow, that was a lot to take in, I need to process that, go back.

• 4:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Star her, we have another project for her that would be perfect.

• 5:03Hannah Berner?

  They were like, wait, I have a much bigger role in mind, I'm saving, so I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly. And I was like, mm, that's made up. So he literally that day was like, talk to me when you get a call back. But that's, you know, that's our humor, that's a little nagging. So I get a call back, but I didn't know it was a call back because it said like directors, some, like they called it something different. So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet with like a director for like a

• 5:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Something.

• 5:31Hannah Berner?

  Coffee or something and they were like, no, it's a call back. So I called Dez and I was like, go fuck yourself.

• 5:37Hannah Berner?

  But I get this call back, I'm so excited for two roles.

• 5:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Love it.

• 5:41Hannah Berner?

  An assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing. And like, when I tell you, it was like less than two lines, less than two lines. And I'm trying to memorize it, but you know, when it's like, you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try hard. It's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close.

• 5:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like when you're like, oh, I have a quiz on Friday, so I'm not going to think about it till like Friday morning. And then you get to the quiz and you're like, oh, I should have thought about it like a couple of days prior. But like, it was just a quiz, it wasn't a test.

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  Then the auditions in New Jersey.

• 6:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Classic.

• 6:16Hannah Berner?

  So I have to like drive to New Jersey. Oh, who's calling me? Oh, my husband. He knew we were talking about him. He knew. Mom is working. Okay. So I get there. Oh, yeah. And the end of it, they said like, you could do a one minute improv on your character. So I was like, that's where I'm gonna shine.

• 6:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so crazy. That would make me, I'd need seven beta blockers. That's the equivalent of someone saying, and what's a fun fact about you? Improv for one minute? Get the fuck out of my face.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  That's just me living life. That's me at a Starbucks in the morning. I'm like, can I improv for you for one minute?

• 6:53Hannah Berner?

  That's all I want to do is improv for one minute. Get out. That's longer than one minute, I'm gonna lose you. You know what I mean?

• 7:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, picturing you at Starbucks being like, I have a bit. I want to see if you think this is funny. Give me one minute.

• 7:08Hannah Berner?

  But the funny thing is, is I like, I literally fuck up the first line, which is so funny. But I, I get it back. Also, I did take a beta block.

• 7:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you must. You must.

• 7:20Hannah Berner?

  Also, I went all the, this is the day after Radio City, mind you.

• 7:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You're a masochist.

• 7:27Hannah Berner?

  To go to New Jersey, waiting two hours. So I do my lines. And they were like, thank you. And I look at them and I go, wait, do you want to see my improv?

• 7:43Hannah Berner?

  Because in the audition, they said you can do a one minute improv.

• 7:45Paige DeSorbo?

  They were like, no, no.

• 7:49Hannah Berner?

  And the guy was like, oh, did you prepare an improv for this two line character? And I was like, yes, I actually came up with a whole background. Her mom, her mom was, you know, she has a tough relationship with her mom.

• 8:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 8:01Hannah Berner?

  And I, I came up with a whole world of this assistant.

• 8:06Hannah Berner?

  And I just, I was like, should I look at the camera? And they were like, we don't care where you look. It doesn't matter.

• 8:12Hannah Berner?

  I'm like bitch, if I'm gonna come all the way to New Jersey, which is cross country at this point.

• 8:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly.

• 8:18Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna commit to the bit.

• 8:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm gonna be, this is so funny. This is how we're so similar, but yet so different. When I'm trying on outfits, or like I'm packing to go somewhere, I put on an outfit, I'm immediately improv-ing. I'm like, who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe?

• 8:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, what's the, what's your facial expression when you're waiting?

• 8:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself. She's a different character.

• 8:50Hannah Berner?

  However, I did see a TikTok saying that when you shop, you should, unless you're you, you should try to avoid shopping for like the idea of you, or like aspirational versions of you, because like you're never gonna wear that, those clothes. Like I shop like I'm someone different. Like I'm like, oh, if I wore. So it's like try to shop for the person you are in that moment.

• 9:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, she's usually depressed and on the couch, so that's, that's a lot.

• 9:18Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of depression, we have a problem.

• 9:20Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 9:21Hannah Berner?

  We got an email last week, um, saying we have to record our audiobook.

• 9:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  And you responded, great. And I was like, you can't read.

• 9:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Especially because last podcast, I was like literally hacking up a lung.

• 9:39Hannah Berner?

  Grace had to cut out all of your coughs. And those were like

• 9:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Deep.

• 9:43Hannah Berner?

  Deep. They were coming from like a dark place in your soul.

• 9:46Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a cough going around New York City. I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home.

• 9:51Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 9:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, but I got it. And I've, I literally ju, here's the other thing. Let's just talk about being sick for a second. The remedies for being sick are, I'll never not be old school with it. Like what my mom did when I was sick, like I'm not buying all, I mean, I buy all the medicine. I take it all. And I'm like, this doesn't work. The only thing that has cured my sickness is Vicks. I fucking love Vicks. I'll put Vicks all over my fucking body.

• 10:18Hannah Berner?

  Put it on my pussy.

• 10:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And gargling with salt water.

• 10:21Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 10:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's basically free. And minding my own business. I've been trying to mind my own business. I really, it's like so crazy. I see things online. I'm like, who is she? That's not me.

• 10:33Hannah Berner?

  That's not my business. Be like, why would the algorithm ever show me that? That has nothing to do with me.

• 10:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, who? She did what?

• 10:42Hannah Berner?

  No, I see something and I forget. You're my best friend.

• 10:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, do you see things and think I didn't tell you things? Because I never want to feel like that.

• 10:49Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 10:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, good.

• 10:51Hannah Berner?

  But I do like to see like people's lenses of how they describe something, like even like that article, like what Paige was doing behind the scenes on Radio City. I was like, what did we do? And I clicked it and I said, romanticize it for me because I'm pretty sure we were, you know, just scared.

• 11:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't ever trust me in an article because I've blacked out. I'm like, what do we do?

• 11:13Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, I never hate myself more than the way I sound in a quote on an article. Cause there's no tone and every now and then I'll see a sentence and it's in quotes, which I said, and I'm just like, I sound like just, I don't know that girl.

• 11:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Stupid. I sound uneducated.

• 11:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, if they put all the likes in it.

• 11:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, oh, why did you do that?

• 11:39Hannah Berner?

  And sarcasm doesn't, doesn't work.

• 11:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It doesn't hit.

• 11:42Hannah Berner?

  I learned that though, in a People article way back when, when they were like asking me about my husband. She was like, you're with someone who's in his 40s. Like, what is that like? And I was like, every day I'm afraid he's gonna die. And the headline was like Hannah afraid her husband's going to die. And um, then we got a prenup.

• 12:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 12:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Then we got life insurance and things have been pretty good so far.

• 12:09Hannah Berner?

  We have to get this audiobook figured out though, because one, I feel like the girls are like the audiobook is gonna be.

• 12:15Paige DeSorbo?

  We have to do it.

• 12:16Hannah Berner?

  It has, and we have to put our all into it. Like, we have to speak every sentence from our hearts, but like, do you think you? Can read off a page and like not fuck it up.

• 12:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I can do, I think I can do it because also one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice.

• 12:36Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so this, you might actually thrive in this environment.

• 12:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I might thrive in this environment and I've always seen myself as someone like as a character in Stuart Little or Paddington.

• 12:46Hannah Berner?

  Like whenever you see those behind the scenes, like famous people acting it out, you're like, I want that to be me. Yeah.

• 12:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, I love that how fun you can be in sweatpants and film a movie.

• 12:57Hannah Berner?

  If one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon um called Little Giggly Girls and it's us running around somewhere?

• 13:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing about us, I truly do feel like we are just, you know, we're just full 360 women and I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow like with what they're doing. And I do see a world where we create like a TV show for little girls.

• 13:30Hannah Berner?

  That the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms.

• 13:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 13:35Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 13:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And, and who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate?

• 13:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple of weeks. I'm just like, you know what? I'm up for the job.

• 13:48Hannah Berner?

  So this is, I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been, I've been so terrified because stand-up comedy is a male-dominated field. And like while my, my career is gaining momentum, my eggs are losing momentum.

• 14:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Correct.

• 14:02Hannah Berner?

  And I'm competing with these fucking men and if I have kids, I'm afraid like I'm gonna fall behind them. And then I was thinking about like other careers that I think women would dominate if like the last, you know, hundreds of years, we weren't just like forced to procreate before we wanted to.

• 14:20Hannah Berner?

  First of all, chefs, chefs being, it's giving, it's giving like, it doesn't make sense that...

• 14:27Hannah Berner?

  Not that it's so male dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking.

• 14:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, isn't their whole thing that like we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out?

• 14:37Hannah Berner?

  Period, period. We always talk about this, the FBI, like you've never called your dad when you lost something.

• 14:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Never once, not once.

• 14:45Hannah Berner?

  You're like, you know who'll know where this is? Who can find it? My dad.

• 14:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Never.

• 14:49Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, then there was the pilot stuff, which I'm not gonna get into. And then I was thinking, why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys.

• 14:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:57Hannah Berner?

  But I wrote down, I think men are worried about women being more successful than them. Cause not because they'll lose power, but because then men will have to start being hot.

• 15:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I know.

• 15:09Hannah Berner?

  Just think about it. Most guys are ugly and they're like, oh shit, if girls make their own money, then like I have to start going to Pilates.

• 15:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually cra- like, no, why are there so many men on my like for you page and like my Instagram stories? Waking up, going to the gym, posting it, posting their coffee and then just like chilling the rest of the day, but pretending that they do stuff. It's so cringy to me. It's, the men have, the men have tried to like take our hot girl role. It's like, you don't belong in Pilates. Get out.

• 15:47Hannah Berner?

  If you're that hot, I'm fine if you're not making money. It's the guys who are not hot and not making money. That it's like, what are we bringing to the table? Don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table.

• 15:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but I am the table.

• 16:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm the table and four chairs. Take a seat bitch, sit down. Wait, I have to say one thing, one Daphne update.

• 16:09Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 16:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to do a photo shoot at the Plaza last week and it was like, oh, my Blair Waldorf, Emily in Paris, dreams come true. Daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot. This poor Kitty had a work day. Like Kitty had a freaking work day. I literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like, "Put me back up for adoption." Because like, bitch, this is-

• 16:35Hannah Berner?

  Did she fall asleep on the job at all?

• 16:38Paige DeSorbo?

  She slept throughout the whole job, really. But the best part was she jumped up on the bed, she looked at everyone, and she peed at the Plaza. And she, I said, "You know what, Daphne? I did birth you because I peed in Positano one time."

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I love how she has to make eye contact during the pee. She has to-

• 16:57Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so gnarly.

• 16:58Hannah Berner?

  Very performative.

• 17:00Paige DeSorbo?

  She's, no, she's so freaking performative. I'm like, I can't. And then she got under the bed-

• 17:07Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 17:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And was like, "I'll be here until my next shot." My assistant literally was, she was lit under the bed of the Plaza. Trying to get my cat.

• 17:19Hannah Berner?

  So Daphne's not allowed back in the Plaza after pissing on their linen sheets?

• 17:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so we had to like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing.

• 17:28Hannah Berner?

  I can't wait to see the photos, though.

• 17:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't wait to see the photos. The girl that styled the shoot, her name, shout out, her name is Maren Taylor. She's so incredible. She found this set, this like knit, not even knit, I don't even know, like crocheted set, that was like a bustier strapless top and like matching miniskirt that had Daphne's face on it. I was like, "I need to purchase this. Like, please secure this for me." It was so cute. I can't wait to see the pictures because Daphne truly is-

• 17:57Hannah Berner?

  I just hope Daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry, you know? Like, because you know, the makeup artists talk and next you know, it's like she peed on someone during the last-

• 18:06Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, "Um, Daphne's been clawing and peeing." Someone DM'd me the other day and was like, um, Karl Lagerfeld's cat, Chropet. Her bed, or his bed was on sale at Sotheby's.

• 18:19Hannah Berner?

  She's like, "Do it. Do it." What was it?

• 18:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It was just so funny.

• 18:22Hannah Berner?

  How much money was it?

• 18:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I literally didn't look it up because I was like, "If I look it up and it's gorgeous, I'll have to purchase it."

• 18:30Hannah Berner?

  And that's self-control and that's boundaries.

• 18:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's self-control. I was like, "I can't." If it's seventeen thousand dollars, like, I can't do it.

• 18:36Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, this is a random thought, but about children. Um, I've never s- both your dad and your brother's name is Gary. I've never seen a baby named Gary.

• 18:49Hannah Berner?

  So can someone explain that to me?

• 18:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I never meet other Garry's either. The only time I hear my brother's name is in like stand-up bits. And it's always like fucking Gary, you know? And of course, I'm always sending them to him.

• 19:05Hannah Berner?

  It's just where are all the, there's adult Garry's, but I've never seen a toddler Gary where it's like, hi, little Gary. Like, it's not a thing. It's like Greg. You've never seen a baby named Greg.

• 19:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, that's so true, honestly.

• 19:18Hannah Berner?

  It's funny, my brother and my dad have the same name too, Dan. But my dad was Danny and my brother was Daniel. What did you guys do? Gary Junior?

• 19:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Gary's not a junior. They have different middle names. I want, like, why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls? Cause I, as someone who has never gone through a phase, I always say this when people DM me, like I'm thinking about naming my baby Paige. I never went through a phase where I didn't like my name. Like I, if that was a thing, I would so name my daughter Paige.

• 19:52Hannah Berner?

  I know. Cause it's like, we can't get the last name. Can we get the first name at least?

• 19:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Can we have like a say in anything over here?

• 19:58Hannah Berner?

  Are women even allowed to talk in 2025?

• 20:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's so crazy.

• 20:03Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of talking, I, I wore the sorry, I'm on voice rest sweatshirt and I've worn it before at the airport because it's like my favorite sweatshirt. I am getting bad luck this trip. The second I got to the airport.

• 20:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You lost your voice.

• 20:15Hannah Berner?

  No, a guy just is like, what is your sweatshirt say? And I'm like, oh no. And then they read it and they go, oh, are you on voice rest? And I'm like, this conversation is like 10 minutes too long already.

• 20:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Like you're just like, shh.

• 20:31Hannah Berner?

  And then like I got on a flight and someone stopped me, what is your sweatshirt? And because it's like a sentence, they like look at you for like, it feels like three minutes too long.

• 20:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:40Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, do I have to flip this sweatshirt inside out? Cause I'm getting like harassed.

• 20:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Every single one of my group chats has a person who runs. You know the ones suspiciously cheerful about it. And I've come around, they're right. Running is freeing, it's cathartic, it surprises you with something good every time. It's your body reminding you, you can do more than you give it credit for.

• 21:03Hannah Berner?

  That's why I love the new Peloton TreadFlex. Peloton's the latest treadmill that makes the joy of running a lot more accessible. The new Peloton TreadFlex is movable and foldable, designed to fit your life, even if you don't think it can. Nobody has a home gym, everyone has a corner. Run, walk, or hike when you need to, and roll it away when you don't. It's perfect as the weather's starting to get colder.

• 21:24Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:30Paige DeSorbo?

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• 25:27Hannah Berner?

  What are you searching on your phone? She's doing research.

• 25:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I want to get the exact title. Taylor Swift has been named the best dressed celebrity of the decade by Superdry. Taylor Swift has once again proved she's not just a pop icon, but also a style sensation. As a study by Superdry crowned her best dressed celebrity of the decade.

• 25:47Hannah Berner?

  Okay, and normally I defend Taylor, but what I will say is Taylor Swift herself does not want that title. Taylor Swift is like, I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm interesting, I've never tried to be a fashionista. Why are they trying to put that on her?

• 26:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Honey, I was shocked.

• 26:09Hannah Berner?

  I don't, but Super, that's, what? I never heard of that.

• 26:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know, but then like, here's the thing, I am all for her like, going and supporting her boyfriend at football games and I love to see what people wear to football games, it's so fun. But.

• 26:27Hannah Berner?

  You're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball and you're like, you had so much potential. That's you. I know the face, my dad makes it, you just made it.

• 26:39Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 26:39Hannah Berner?

  You have so much to work with.

• 26:41Paige DeSorbo?

  So, here's the thing, one of my biggest pet peeves, this goes for like all walks of life, boyfriends, just like my friends, like honestly, anyone on the street. Wasted potential.

• 26:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I hate it. I hate it, I'm like.

• 27:01Hannah Berner?

  No one wants to work these days.

• 27:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No one wants to work these days.

• 27:05Hannah Berner?

  But not to defend Taylor, because I want to have my career.

• 27:11Hannah Berner?

  With, I at least think she, she likes her outfit. Like she's wearing-

• 27:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's all that matters.

• 27:17Hannah Berner?

  And if she's surrounded by yes people, clearly, like they're like, yes, this red lipstick should never come off you forever because you like it. And if she likes it, I'm happy. I don't like when you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad. Like that's my biggest pet peeve. Because sometimes you guys hate on celebrities and I'm like, you know she got in a fight with her stylist and the stylist is like, I swear this is gonna work. And then she walks out and just got attacked.

• 27:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's my motto. If you like it, I love it. If you like it, I freaking love it.

• 27:44Hannah Berner?

  That's not your motto.

• 27:45Paige DeSorbo?

  It is because I don't care.

• 27:48Hannah Berner?

  It's not my business. It's a year of it's none of my business.

• 27:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless it's taking place here and now, right in front of me. None of my business.

• 27:56Hannah Berner?

  I do have to, and the thing that's annoying with Taylor is that she has the body of a model. Model body, model face. I can't pull off a hat. And it's a choice when you know all the cameras are gonna be on you to be like, I want to wear my condom hat tonight.

• 28:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:15Hannah Berner?

  And it's, it's confidence, it's strength.

• 28:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's one thing I will say that I do like about her fashion. I, and it is very much like with her brand, like she goes through all these like different eras. I do like that like she could show up one day in a more, like a Louis Vuitton hoodie with like a matching beanie and it's, that's like streetwear. And then the next day she'll show up in like the girliest, cutest little dress. Like usually on TikTok, like I get so many fashion videos and I love like, there's this one girl, Alison Bornstein on TikTok. She's just like so, have you watched her videos?

• 28:50Hannah Berner?

  Yes, she's always wearing a blazer, right?

• 28:53Paige DeSorbo?

  She's, yeah, she's always just like very chic and she says like how to find your own personal style.

• 28:57Hannah Berner?

  You describe your style in three words or something, yes.

• 29:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I love because like when you don't know what to wear, you like revert back to like, what is my personal style? Except for me and having like multiple personalities, one day, it's not who I am. That's not who I am. So I like that Taylor does like switch it up and like what her vibe is. Because you know, there's those girls that's like, all they wear is the row and like, that's like very tailored.

• 29:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Gimme a, gimme something quirky.

• 29:28Hannah Berner?

  I do appreciate a risk. Obviously, we both love a watch choker. Do you want to explain yourself? Because people were very worried that I was, I'd kidnapped you and I put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker.

• 29:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I was given as a gift like this Michael Kors watch choker and I was just like, wait, it kind of is so cool and like for like going out into my little Prada set. I was just like obsessed with it.

• 29:52Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 29:53Paige DeSorbo?

  And I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in like a week.

• 29:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no, that makes me so happy. And then Grace posted breaking news. Watch choker is now Paige and Hannah coded, so all the pages started freaking out.

• 30:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Freaking out.

• 30:06Hannah Berner?

  Freaking out, but look, we gotta keep them on their toes.

• 30:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and it's just an accessory. It's fun to like, it's fun to like not be yourself.

• 30:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly. No, that's my vibe recently.

• 30:18Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever ordered clothes online that took like really long? And by the time that it arrives, you're like, I have no idea who that girl was.

• 30:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 30:27Hannah Berner?

  You're like, what did I see? Like, what was trending during that time?

• 30:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I recently regulated my nervous system. And uh, I feel like anything I ordered before then, I was like, I don't know who she is.

• 30:39Hannah Berner?

  How do you know your nervous system's regulated? Because I don't think I've ever, it's ever, since I came out of the home. I came out like unregulated.

• 30:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't woken up with anxiety in like three weeks. And I'm usual, like when we were on tour, I would wake up at like 6 a.m. from my anxiety. And I haven't done that in so long.

• 31:01Hannah Berner?

  Now I'm gonna cry again because like, that's all I wanted to hear for like so long with you.

• 31:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I've been like breathing. It's crazy.

• 31:10Hannah Berner?

  Do you have any advice?

• 31:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 31:14Hannah Berner?

  Stay, find your alignment.

• 31:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I have no advice. Us Weekly, I have no advice, okay?

• 31:21Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what woke me up this morning? Not to brag.

• 31:23Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 31:24Hannah Berner?

  My period.

• 31:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop.

• 31:27Hannah Berner?

  I, okay, I did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night, which I think is illegal.

• 31:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You think that the dairy brought it on?

• 31:36Hannah Berner?

  Well, I don't, I've never, I was starving after the show, so I'm like, I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board. But like when you're alone, I'm gonna finish it.

• 31:44Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, I'll, I'll house this, yeah.

• 31:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so I finished it and then at like 8 a.m. My stomach was fucking killing me and I'm like. I didn't take a lactaid, but still, it's never happened. I eat like that most nights.

• 31:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And then you woke up with just like a crime scene?

• 32:01Hannah Berner?

  A crime scene, but also then I do, I am one of those girls that they say, um, God chose me because I only have three day periods, but they're like, the two, first two days are like, I'm out of commission. But then that's it, we're gone, like.

• 32:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, when I got my period back, which is, it's almost been a year that I've been regular. I got it back in, I think, April or May last year, my, it, it went down. Like I used to be a, I used to be one of those girls that was a solid seven days.

• 32:35Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 32:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And it started to like taper to like five and now I'm like three to four and it's so nice.

• 32:42Hannah Berner?

  Also, I don't wanna brag about my pussy, but like, some of these tampons are too big.

• 32:49Hannah Berner?

  Wait, some of them are bricks, like literal, the, a choke.

• 32:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Why do, why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore?

• 32:59Hannah Berner?

  The patriarchy.

• 33:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like, I don't need sandpaper.

• 33:03Hannah Berner?

  No, when it hits a wrong angle, days ruined.

• 33:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm like, okay, I just popped it over.

• 33:10Hannah Berner?

  Well, the problem with the big ones, even if you get them in, eventually they'll get all wet and start trying to come out like, and then start turtling. And that is the most painful feeling in the world.

• 33:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, have you ever like had to stick it back up, like with your finger and you're just like, okay?

• 33:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and then if you're wearing Gel-X, then it's like, okay, well now I have a red French.

• 33:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Wait, speaking of vaginas, oh, we do love a segue.

• 33:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of vaginas, on Monday, I am going for my first appointment for, I was just gonna say IVF, to freeze my eggs.

• 33:46Hannah Berner?

  Oh, wait, that's huge.

• 33:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Huge.

• 33:49Hannah Berner?

  What made you make that decision?

• 33:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I have, I wanted to do it, like I would say probably in like, hmm, last year, I was like, probably in the spring. I was like, okay, 2025, I'm freezing my eggs. And I had it like on my list, cause I have January, I was like, okay, tour is over, like I'm just gonna like chill the month of January. And I had like a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January. I'm such a list person. One of them was like, get more massages, but anyhow.

• 34:19Paige DeSorbo?

  So that was like one of my goals. So I made my first appointment. But the only thing is like, I have to pick two weeks that I'm gonna be home. Because I have to do the shots like same time every night. They have to be, I think they have to be in the refrigerator. And everyone I've talked to has been like, the two weeks is totally fine. Like the needle's not big. You can do it yourself. Like you get used to it. But then I've talked to some girls who have said, because you're pumping yourself full of hormones, so many hormones, and then you're doing the egg retrieval, that your body changes.

• 34:54Hannah Berner?

  Oh, like, like permanently?

• 34:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Kind of. And I like, that freaked me out. But it was only like two girls said that to me.

• 35:02Hannah Berner?

  It's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones. However, you're someone who has PCOS. So isn't this kind of like a great way to make, you're giving yourself a chance. God forbid, you have.

• 35:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, I've always known that like I have to freeze my eggs.

• 35:20Hannah Berner?

  Really?

• 35:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah. Because I just feel like it's such a safety. Because here's the thing, like, when I first decided to freeze my eggs, it wasn't like, oh, my God, my career. And like, I genuinely thought like at 32, I would have a kid. But it always in the back of my head, I was like, what if I get to like 39, 40? And I'm like, wait, I want one more. So that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs now. Now I'm like, oh. So now it's different. I'm like, I need it as like a security, I think. But it is like making me relax a little bit, though, knowing.

• 35:56Hannah Berner?

  No, 100%. It's like a mental health thing, too. I know the like, people have said like, you don't feel like yourself during it. Because you are injecting yourself with hormones.

• 36:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. So I'm like, what are the two weeks I'm doing it? I think I'm gonna do it after our last Giggly Squad tour. And maybe do it like the beginning of March, do the shots and the.

• 36:16Hannah Berner?

  Or do it during and like, fuck it fam, let's let it rip.

• 36:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I can't take a beta blocker. I feel like N hormones.

• 36:24Hannah Berner?

  True, too much.

• 36:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And here's the other thing, when you're freezing your eggs, you can't do anything.

• 36:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 36:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, it's almost like you're pregnant.

• 36:32Hannah Berner?

  Well, you're gonna love that. You're gonna love being like, oh no, I can't.

• 36:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't go. That's crazy. But here's the one thing, I haven't been smoking any weed because I'm like, I can't just go cold turkey. So I've been like, not smoking weed. I've literally never loved life more. I realized that I smoked a lot of weed because I disassociated.

• 36:56Paige DeSorbo?

  If I'm a disassociation queen.

• 36:58Hannah Berner?

  Do you feel like you're remembering things better now?

• 37:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I, no, I literally am like, wait a minute. That was fucked up.

• 37:04Hannah Berner?

  My favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like, oh my God, I heard the craziest thing. And you'd tell me and I'd be like, I told you that. That's when you know you're spending too much time with someone.

• 37:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, talk about dressing as a different person. Sometimes I'd get so high and like place a like clothing order and it would come the like in the next two days. And I'd be like, what freak of nature saw this outfit and said, perfect, put it in the cart. So I had to stop. I had to literally stop.

• 37:33Hannah Berner?

  I feel like sometimes we'll be like, let's wait to talk about it on Giggly. And sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I want to know your honest answer in front of the gigglers.

• 37:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Oh, I love that.

• 37:44Hannah Berner?

  I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes, it stresses me out. But if I see something I think Paige is gonna like, I send it to her. So like, I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs.

• 37:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:57Hannah Berner?

  What are your reactions, honestly?

• 37:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:00Hannah Berner?

  When I just, I'm sending you stuff I want you to buy.

• 38:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd say four out of nine times, I'm like, that's cute.

• 38:09Hannah Berner?

  I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. But like, I feel like I, I could style you.

• 38:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that because recently I've been looking at clothes and I, I've been saying like, oh, that would look cool on Hannah. I truly do feel like you are a Miu Miu girl.

• 38:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm gonna cry.

• 38:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because Miu Miu is having like, you know, like have the Carhartt like zip ups. Do you not have one of those?

• 38:40Hannah Berner?

  I don't think I, I think it's because I'm waiting, I don't need it for the winter, um, and I'm not a farmer.

• 38:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't have a farmer's almanac.

• 38:48Hannah Berner?

  I don't have cows that I need to milk. Um, it's funny because in the Midwest, that's just like, everyone has a.

• 38:54Paige DeSorbo?

  That's just a jacket.

• 38:55Hannah Berner?

  Like every dad has it.

• 38:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm this spring, I need you in like a barrel jean and a Miu Miu like Carhartt like zip up with like your stoner Miu Miu top. Like I just feel like that is so you.

• 39:07Hannah Berner?

  I finally bought expensive jeans and they're like crazy expensive, but like I was like, I, I realized some jeans look bad on me because they're literally forty five dollars. I bought a gold barrel jeans.

• 39:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 39:22Hannah Berner?

  And they're fucking great. I highly recommend. They were like two hundred something ish.

• 39:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you want to know where my dad gets his jeans?

• 39:30Hannah Berner?

  Carhartt?

• 39:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Sam's Club.

• 39:32Hannah Berner?

  Sam's Club.

• 39:33Paige DeSorbo?

  He loves it. He's obsessed with it. He'll come home and be like, guess how much these jeans were? And I'm like, I don't know, like fifty dollars. He goes, seven. Seven dollars.

• 39:41Hannah Berner?

  My mom is recently obsessed with, not recently, I feel like every family, but we have to do a shout out to them. Costco.

• 39:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, we don't have a Costco up in Albany, so we were Sam's Club family.

• 39:53Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so that's our, our Sam's Club was our Costco. Sierra posts, hey, I want to get something from Costco. Does anyone have a card? I don't know if this is illegal, but I was like, girl, I got you.

• 40:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  And then my nana has had to get ear, what is it called? For her to hear better?

• 40:11Paige DeSorbo?

  A hearing aid. You can get those at Costco?

• 40:14Hannah Berner?

  You can get them at Costco, Costco, shout out Costco. They were amazing. They got her like really great ones. She walked around the store and.

• 40:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I think your nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at Giggly Radio City.

• 40:25Hannah Berner?

  Well, yeah, my nana was like, if you do it, I'll do it. And apparently they're like.

• 40:29Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, try my hearing aid. He was like, I can't.

• 40:32Hannah Berner?

  Apparently like 10 years ago, it was really clunky and big and the technology's gotten really good and Nana, you guys.

• 40:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh wow.

• 40:37Hannah Berner?

  Nana's gonna get hearing aids finally. And it was actually, she writes a lot on Instagram and I, she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing and she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone. No, I'm crying. I can't like, I'm, I'm on my period and.

• 40:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I've been so, Hannah, I've been so girly recently and like having like true girl emotions.

• 41:03Hannah Berner?

  Are you in your feminine energy?

• 41:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I've been so feminine recently. I've been like turning my brain off. I've just been like being feminine.

• 41:10Hannah Berner?

  I've been saying sorry for no reason.

• 41:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Babies have just been actively coming up to me. I'm like, like there was a baby in the elevator the other day and I, and like waved at me and I was like, I literally looked and turned. I was like, am I giving such good aura right now?

• 41:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Is my aura on 10?

• 41:30Hannah Berner?

  You're just a completely different person.

• 41:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm in my feminine era. It's just like, oh, it's so nice.

• 41:37Hannah Berner?

  You've always been girly, but like, but not soft.

• 41:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never been soft. Thank you. Um, wait, can I just say something about Costco? Why is, why is Costco's Sam's Club or in like BJ's, like the whole membership thing so cunty? Like they're the original members' clubs of New York City.

• 41:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like have you ever gotten a table at Costco?

• 42:02Paige DeSorbo?

  My grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like, we're gonna shop and then we're gonna have a pizza at BJ's. And I'd be like, Grandma, I fucking love today.

• 42:12Hannah Berner?

  As you guys know, I'm a grandma, so I don't know what's going on in the city, but I've seen all these TikToks of girls just being like, if you're gonna go out and you don't want to be at the club, like you have to go to a members' club where they have a dinner. What's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up? Is it worth it? Are all of them equal? Is it the vibe? As someone who has a pulse on the scene in New York City of cool people, what's your take?

• 42:37Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a couple of members' clubs that I frequent. I only belong to one of them because it's like, I, I, what am I? Like in Little League, how, how many things can I belong to?

• 42:49Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 42:49Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's like you pay, it's like a country club. It's like New, it's like a country, country club.

• 42:54Hannah Berner?

  Too, to know that I'm like, have too many subscriptions going on that I'm not gonna.

• 42:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Same.

• 42:58Hannah Berner?

  Use.

• 42:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like a country club without a tennis court and it's just like, what is the point here?

• 43:05Hannah Berner?

  So if you know someone, they could take you?

• 43:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you can bring up to like a certain amount of guests. So like if all your friends like are, one is a member at one place, like whatever. I will say in terms of, like being in my thirties and going out, I'm not trying to like go to the club, club. I do like a place that like you go for dinner, you stay till 1am and then you're fucking out. Like you're out of there. So I like it in my older age, but again, you have to, you have to be, you have to have a job because you are paying this like membership fee, which like is kind of annoying, but also it's very convenient to like be in your thirties and be like, yeah, I'm not like going to a club now.

• 43:45Hannah Berner?

  But you're also like paying for the dinner on top of it. It's not like you get free dinner.

• 43:49Paige DeSorbo?

  You're paying for the dinner on top of it.

• 43:51Hannah Berner?

  Do people talk to each other? Like, are you making friends?

• 43:54Paige DeSorbo?

  So certain members' clubs, there's like no approach rule.

• 43:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:59Hannah Berner?

  You can't approach people? What if someone dropped something? You can't be?

• 44:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like, okay, if I'm sitting at dinner and Paris Hilton is sitting next to me, it would be de classe A for me to lean over and say, such a huge fan.

• 44:12Hannah Berner?

  You can't do it at these clubs.

• 44:14Paige DeSorbo?

  But I'm, I think they're cool. Here's the other thing. In like London, I feel like that's all their going out scene is.

• 44:21Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, they love houses.

• 44:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So I feel like New York City is trying to like jump on that bandwagon. I think like each members' club too also has like a different vibe.

• 44:31Hannah Berner?

  So just long story short, just make friends with someone who's a member.

• 44:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:37Hannah Berner?

  Okay, like it's like the friend with the boat.

• 44:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Correct.

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  Just figure out.

• 44:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I think pick one girl from each, like in your friend group to join a different one and you're like, you're literally covered.

• 44:50Hannah Berner?

  Strategic, just make an Excel doc.

• 44:52Paige DeSorbo?

  The reason that I joined one of them is because again, I don't like anyone being in charge of me. So like I didn't like that it was like, I have to wait for someone to be like, do you wanna come? Blah, blah, blah. Like I hate that shit. I hate owing anyone. And so.

• 45:07Hannah Berner?

  You don't wanna feel indebted to someone.

• 45:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll go when I wanna go and bring who I wanna bring.

• 45:11Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 45:12Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, I like that. I like being in charge of that.

• 45:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Okay, I feel like I understand it more.

• 45:19Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing I love more than getting inside of an SUV. I need to be high up. I need legroom.

• 45:25Hannah Berner?

  Luxury.

• 45:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And when I get into an SUV, I also want it to be an award-winning SUV.

• 45:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, I'm not being in an SUV that never won an award before. That's crazy. Do I not love myself?

• 45:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly. And that's why Hyundai is a brand that we trust. Because not only have they won the award for America's Best SUV in 2026, but they've also won it five times in six years.

• 45:47Hannah Berner?

  And one thing about me, if I'm going to be in an SUV, it needs to have consistency. And that is the result I'm looking for.

• 45:53Paige DeSorbo?

  The Tucson Hybrid is loaded with technology and built for everyday life. So if you are feeling like it's time for an SUV, this is the SUV you need because the Santa Fe Hybrid is also fully capable and ready for adventure. And also the Palisade Hybrid. So you have multiple SUVs to pick from. Another thing I want to bring up about Hyundai, their interior. I also need a luxurious interior. That's where the Palisade does come in because they have premium capability and class-leading interior space. And anytime someone says "class-leading interior," I'm in.

• 46:25Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 46:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing it.

• 46:26Hannah Berner?

  Also, I love a hybrid. Gas, electric, either one, which you don't have to pick one.

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• 49:16Hannah Berner?

  Are you excited about the Oscars? Do you have any opinions about the Oscars?

• 49:21Paige DeSorbo?

  For whatever reason, I'm so excited this year.

• 49:25Hannah Berner?

  What are you excited about?

• 49:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I just think, here's why I think I'm so excited. I think, one, Nikki Glaser put me in a good mood because it's like, oh.

• 49:34Hannah Berner?

  I have a good taste in my mouth coming into the.

• 49:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, oh, people are looking at girls and being like, hey, you can be funny. And also, I think that at the Golden Globes, there were so many dresses that I liked. And that, I feel like that never really happens. Like, I hate when I watch an award show and I'm just like, oh, I wanted like more. I set myself up and my expectations were too high. The Golden Globes, I felt like there were so many dresses that just looked so good. So I'm really excited for the Oscars. And also, maybe I know most, I know more movies this year, maybe than I ever have before. Can't wait to see if Ariana Grande wins. Can't wait to see what she wears.

• 50:11Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, I'm really rooting for Wicked. Like, I watched it, I enjoyed it so, so, so much.

• 50:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know what?

• 50:20Hannah Berner?

  I hate ones because they do well in the block's office. It makes it like less artsy for some reason. And it's like, no, this movie was art.

• 50:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I tell you why I'm really rooting for Wicked, even though I didn't watch it?

• 50:32Hannah Berner?

  And you didn't, yeah, you didn't support it?

• 50:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't support.

• 50:35Hannah Berner?

  You publicly were like, this is not something I stand for.

• 50:40Hannah Berner?

  You denounced it.

• 50:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's why I'm rooting for it to win. Much like comedy and stand-up, I feel like they have not recognized it. I feel the same way with musical theater. Like, yes, obviously, like Broadway has the Tonys and, and whatever, and they have their own award show. I just feel like people look down on like a comedy movie, won't put it in its own section, won't give stand-up its own section. These people, not only, and they're, and comedians are doing all of the things. Like, they're acting.

• 51:15Hannah Berner?

  I brainwash you, I love it.

• 51:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly. I feel the same way with musicals. Like, okay, they're acting, but they're also belting out a fucking song at the same time. How are they doing that?

• 51:27Hannah Berner?

  Cynthia Ervino was being thrown across a room while hitting a note, while keeping her face looking decent? I can't even do that while jogging.

• 51:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, give her a frickin' statue to put on her mantle. And she deserves it.

• 51:40Hannah Berner?

  But there was, there is drama going around with AI. Have you heard about that?

• 51:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 51:44Hannah Berner?

  The brutalist with Adrian Brody, which is supposed to be incredible. They found out they used AI to make his um accent, his Hungarian accent better.

• 51:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No way.

• 51:54Hannah Berner?

  And then apparently in Amelia Perez.

• 51:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I have to watch that. I have to watch that.

• 51:59Hannah Berner?

  I've heard people obsessed with it and people like so mad about the amount of nominations. Yes. So they're saying that one of the actresses to hit, the one who got nominated for everything, um, to hit some of the high notes, they used AI and they were like, how could she win over Cynthia? When Cynthia hit the notes while flying. So there's drama, but it hasn't been confirmed. So I don't want to spread. I, I think it was confirmed. Um, also I'm back on my challengers bullshit.

• 52:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, please elaborate.

• 52:33Hannah Berner?

  Look, I saw I was nominated in the Golden Globes and I did not say anything negative. I said,

• 52:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:39Hannah Berner?

  I support women in the arts. Like it's, it was for the like music in the background. I'm like maybe.

• 52:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You protected your own piece. You protected your own piece.

• 52:45Hannah Berner?

  I said it's none of my business. It's none of my business.

• 52:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It doesn't involve me. It's none of my business.

• 52:50Hannah Berner?

  Maybe it was when I was on the airplane watching, the music didn't hit how it did in the theater. Did it make any fucking sense? No, but it's not for me. It's not my business.

• 52:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:59Hannah Berner?

  But then it didn't get nominated for an Oscar. And then Andy Murray, who's like a, one of the best tennis players who ever lived. A clip popped up because my algorithm knows me where he was like, as a tennis player, this movie was like almost disrespectful, like bonkers. Like this made no sense to me. I don't know what it was. And he goes, maybe I, it's like artsy and that's good, but like as a professional tennis player, this missed the mark.

• 53:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Was insulting.

• 53:24Hannah Berner?

  I love an artsy thing that misses the mark, but not when also the char- I'm stoked. Yep. I'm back on my bullshit. When the characters have, they're like, if.

• 53:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? It actually is my business.

• 53:38Hannah Berner?

  There's no character development. You're not rooting for any of them.

• 53:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I didn't know what happened the whole time.

• 53:42Hannah Berner?

  If I want to watch house music, I'll watch house music. I don't want to watch bad acting with bad storyline over it. And yes, am I never going to get hired in a role with Lucas Gualdano? No. And you know what? It's, I can't even get a, a little role. So I'm fine with that.

• 53:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You can't get a callback.

• 53:59Hannah Berner?

  I'm back on my bullshit, but challengers did not get nominated and I said. It might be my fault cuz I spoke out.

• 54:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I have such a superficial take on it. I I I love a sex scene. As someone who in covid, as someone who in covid watched three, three hundred and sixty-five days every single night. Okay, and literally it was the cause of my breakup, I would say. I love a sex scene, okay, I get into it, I wanna see it, I'm all about it. If there's not one person, one man in the threesome that I wanna have sex with, then what are we all doing here?

• 54:39Hannah Berner?

  Also, the whole movie's baiting. It's gay baiting, it's threesome baiting, it's players can play tennis baiting. No one actually did what they advertised the movie was gonna do. And for that reason, I'm out.

• 54:53Paige DeSorbo?

  The only reason I continue to watch it is because I like seeing Zendaya on my screen. I like her jawline, I like her eyes, I like her outfits, like I enjoy. She's one of those people that like, I don't care what she's doing on a screen, I like seeing her and watching her, she's my Molly Mae.

• 55:10Hannah Berner?

  But also what I would say is she can do so many things. Why pick the one thing that she can't do?

• 55:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I want her to literally just become, I want her to lean more into being a pop star.

• 55:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like I wanna see her dance, I wanna see her sing, I wanna see her.

• 55:24Paige DeSorbo?

  If she had a concert, I would go to it.

• 55:26Hannah Berner?

  Is there a new Molly Mae episode out?

• 55:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know.

• 55:31Hannah Berner?

  I think there might. Do you know what I'm watching?

• 55:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell me.

• 55:34Hannah Berner?

  Severance.

• 55:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, you started from season one?

• 55:39Hannah Berner?

  I, okay, so I watched season one a while ago.

• 55:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:43Hannah Berner?

  It comes out and we start playing the next season and immediately I'm like, Dez, pause. I go, I have no fucking clue what's going on.

• 55:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's go back.

• 55:50Hannah Berner?

  He looks at me, he goes, you don't remember? And I'm like, no.

• 55:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Not for a second.

• 55:55Hannah Berner?

  Like, I don't even know, I don't even know what the plot is, like, I have no clue.

• 55:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Same, that's how I felt, I literally was like, did I watch this show?

• 56:03Hannah Berner?

  That's like, but it would make me feel crazy, but Dez is like weirdly smart with that stuff. So then he.

• 56:09Paige DeSorbo?

  He has a memory. He retains information. Yep.

• 56:13Hannah Berner?

  And then he's like, this is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching.

• 56:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. No, I was like, damn. I'm like, I was high watching this because I don't remember a goddamn thing.

• 56:25Hannah Berner?

  I love things that are like a different kind of otherworldly, make you think complicated, but for anyone.

• 56:31Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so different. We've never seen a show like this.

• 56:35Hannah Berner?

  And it's so crazy that like, nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's gonna happen. Like, it's not one of those movies where they just show you it. Like, we're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about. I love that they keep it secretive. But anyway, do not feel ashamed. Rewatch season one of Severance. So you get back in the groove. I haven't watched episode two yet, but Dez says it's like amazing. And Ben Stiller directed it. I didn't know that.

• 57:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I was just gonna say, um, I saw a clip or something Ben Stiller was doing in an interview with Patricia Arquette, who plays like one of the main roles in season one. And she said that like he's that he's such a talented director, that he actually wouldn't tell the actors what was going on either, because he wanted them to give off this like confused, I don't know, because he wanted the audience to be like, what the fuck is going on? And they, the acting in it, I love when I become a critic. No, I freaking love when I'm just like, oh, this acting, you know, like, I don't fucking know. But they are so good in their roles.

• 57:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, it just really is such a good show. I love a show that is, you're like, I've never seen this plot before. I don't know what's gonna happen because it's so quirky and weird, but it, season one is so good.

• 57:58Hannah Berner?

  And I do have to say with the casting, um, what's his name? Adam Scott, who I knew from Step Brothers as the asshole.

• 58:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Brother.

• 58:09Hannah Berner?

  Brother. He was so amazing in that.

• 58:11Paige DeSorbo?

  He's so good. He's so, I didn't realize like how. He can really play anything, I feel like.

• 58:17Hannah Berner?

  And he's a genius. Apparently Ben Stiller was like, this is what I want to do. Apple TV, we have to hire this guy, Mark Scott, who apparent, is it Mark, Adam Scott? And they were like, what's he up to right now? And he like, wasn't really up to anything. And they were like, can we get someone bigger? And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him. And they were like, well, he has to audition. And Ben Stiller like called him and was like, hey, I'm so embarrassed, but like you have to audition for this. He came in.

• 58:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't that a crazy thing as an actor? Like then it's insulting to audition.

• 58:50Hannah Berner?

  I keep asking actors I know, and I don't know a lot, but everyone I've asked, like for advice about auditioning, they were like, I haven't auditioned in four years. And you're like, what?

• 58:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's like, I would have just assumed like you audition for every role.

• 59:04Hannah Berner?

  I guess a lot of the time, like they'll write something around you or they'll be like, oh, this is so, this is so, I can't think of one actress. This is so, you know.

• 59:11Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, it makes sense. It makes sense. Cause it's like, okay, we'll watch my movie. Like you know, I can do it. Yeah, like Den, actually Denzel just like said a thing. He was like, I haven't auditioned in forty years or something.

• 59:24Hannah Berner?

  What's your take on this, which I saw on TikTok? They said, um, someone goes, I'm sick of in all these, what are those things you like to watch that are like different time periods, period pieces?

• 59:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Period pieces. People with botox and fillers can't be in a period piece if you have botox and fillers.

• 59:43Hannah Berner?

  In your face. I don't want to see you in Oppenheimer. I don't want to see you in Gladiator. I don't want to see you on Bridgerton.

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Get out of Gilded Age if you have your lips done. It's not for me, honey. No, I stand by it. I stand by it.

• 59:55Hannah Berner?

  It's true. Like no matter the makeup, the hair, the anything, the filler just like comes out.

• 59:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like you're from twenty twenty-five. Get out of here.

• 1:00:02Hannah Berner?

  That's why Nicole Kidman just plays like stuck up business women who are getting paid really well. And her filler looks fucking amazing for the role.

• 1:00:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, when is that gonna be streaming? I want to see the baby girl.

• 1:00:13Hannah Berner?

  Baby Girl? I think you can pay for it on like Amazon Prime or something. I need to watch Baby Girl. I watched Anora, which I, I liked.

• 1:00:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Millie Perez and Baby Girl are on.

• 1:00:22Hannah Berner?

  Guys, we have so much homework. We have so much homework.

• 1:00:24Paige DeSorbo?

  On my list.

• 1:00:26Hannah Berner?

  We have so much homework. Um, side note, when I saw Lady Gaga and A Star is Born, the filler distracted me because I wanted more expressions.

• 1:00:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I was truly like the only person that didn't like that movie. I don't like the singing. And also. I don't like this thing, even though it was like a very crucial part. And also the ending, everyone was like so shocked. I was like, really? Like, duh.

• 1:00:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I sat in the theater and everyone was like, oh my god. I was like, guys, this is a remake. And also like, yeah, this man was depressed. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:01:01Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I feel like I told this story before, but a while ago I needed to tell it. One of my ex-boyfriends, he took me to a play, a Broadway play. And the whole time he was like, I know what's gonna happen. I know what's gonna happen. And I was just enjoying the play. I'm like, okay, like, he's, he was like, smart. So I'm like, okay, maybe he knows something I don't know. And then during halftime, halftime.

• 1:01:25Paige DeSorbo?

  This is a sports podcast and don't you forget it.

• 1:01:28Hannah Berner?

  During halftime, he looks at me, I'm like, okay, what, what is so obvious it's gonna happen? And he goes, he's gonna kill himself. And I was like, oh, I thought this was a comedy. Like, I was enjoying it. So the whole time.

• 1:01:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell me that he doesn't.

• 1:01:43Hannah Berner?

  The guy never killed himself. So the whole time I'm watching this play of this guy being so sad, like, oh my god, he's gonna die. This is the last scene of him. He's gonna, never killed himself. I look over at him after, I'm like, you sick, depressing fuck.

• 1:01:55Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, hey, can I talk to you for a second? I think you need therapy. That was dark.

• 1:02:00Hannah Berner?

  I go, you're trying to do something?

• 1:02:02Paige DeSorbo?

  The guy that goes on to get married, have like a happy life in the play. And I'm just like, I think you need to talk to someone. This is crazy.

• 1:02:10Hannah Berner?

  I do feel like that's a psychological test to watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's gonna end. And you'll learn a lot about a person.

• 1:02:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, I love the, do you ever see those things on TikTok? They're like Japanese, like, close your eyes and like, think of this. And like, we'll say this and then think of that. And it's like, this is what tells you about your personality. I love those.

• 1:02:30Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so I recently got on psychic TikTok where they're like, a woman who's holding something. And she's like, tell me what color and shape I'm holding and use your intuition. And I got it right twice.

• 1:02:43Hannah Berner?

  So if anyone needs their futures read.

• 1:02:45Paige DeSorbo?

  So you like.

• 1:02:46Hannah Berner?

  My DMs are open.

• 1:02:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a thing of the witch, but I do have a direct descendant from Salem, like for sure.

• 1:02:53Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God. Um, you guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.

• 1:02:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I just, I just had the best hour ever. I like needed a giggle.

• 1:03:02Hannah Berner?

  That was so much fun. So needed.

• 1:03:05Paige DeSorbo?

  That was so fun.

• 1:03:06Hannah Berner?

  If anything is annoying you guys this week, just remember it's none of your business and we love you.

• 1:03:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's lit- it's none of your business and figure out like regulating your nervous system. Just like, oh, it's so nice.

• 1:03:17Hannah Berner?

  You don't even know how to spell regulating?

• 1:03:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course not. That'd be crazy. I can't wait to see what snacks we bring to the studio to record our book.

• 1:03:27Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God. We're gonna have to have a party.

• 1:03:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it. Wait, this is, we're gonna be in like a booth, you know, like we're Biggie Smalls.

• 1:03:35Hannah Berner?

  They said it's gonna take eight hours.

• 1:03:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You've got me for four and then I'm out.

• 1:03:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, at least we could split it.

• 1:03:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, split it up, would we?

• 1:03:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Talk later.

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