824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Democrats trying to push through a bill that would cost the average couple $25,000 ahead of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine killing the Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirillov in Moscow & San Francisco hiring an overweight fat activist to give guidance on weight stigma.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:16Andy Frisella?

  What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  The motherfucking internet.

• 0:30Andy Frisella?

  That's what we're gonna do, that's what CTI stands for, stands for Cruz the internet. We put topics on the screen, we speculate on what's going on. Then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world. Now, we're gonna get right to it, alright? We got a fee. The fee is very simple, we're not gonna run ads, I'm not gonna fill your ears full of bullshit. Try to keep it real here. We ask very simply that you guys share the show, alright? We put a lot of time, a lot of effort, we finance the show ourselves, we work hard on this. So if it makes you think, it makes you laugh, it gives you new perspective, do us a favor and share the show, alright? Don't be a hoe.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Show the show.

• 1:05Andy Frisella?

  Alright, what's up dude?

• 1:06Speaker 01

  What's going on man?

• 1:07Andy Frisella?

  Nothing man.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08Andy Frisella?

  What's up with you?

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Alright, you know, just getting my shit stolen after I steal it.

• 1:12Andy Frisella?

  Does that count as stealing?

• 1:13Speaker 01

  I feel like it should.

• 1:14Andy Frisella?

  Does that, does that, if somebody steals something from you?

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:19Andy Frisella?

  And then you steal it back?

• 1:20Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:21Andy Frisella?

  Does that cancel out that you stole it?

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm a victim now.

• 1:25Andy Frisella?

  Okay, so now?

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:27Andy Frisella?

  Now I'm the criminal.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Correct.

• 1:28Andy Frisella?

  But even though it was my shit?

• 1:30Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:31Andy Frisella?

  Got it, that is kinda how it works.

• 1:33Speaker 01

  I mean, in today's world at least.

• 1:35Andy Frisella?

  Put that white man in jail. You know what I'm saying? Daniel Penny his ass.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  Oh shit man, that's crazy. Yeah man.

• 1:45Andy Frisella?

  We gotta have, we gotta have some more diversity in jail, bro.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Hey listen, equality.

• 1:48Andy Frisella?

  That's right.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  That's what it's for man, what's going on with you man?

• 1:51Andy Frisella?

  Ah, you know.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Other than stealing shit?

• 1:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, just stealing shit, stealing shit. Guys, you know, I just wanna let you know, we are going to be taking a week and a half break for the holidays, the guys here are gonna, you know, go do their thing and... We're gonna go do our things and so I'm just letting you know.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Things will be done.

• 2:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, we will be back at the beginning of the year next year, but uh, we got a lot of cool shit. Just wanna let you guys know, just so you're not like wondering where the fuck we're going. So, these guys work hard, we're gonna give them the, give them some time off. So, what's going on?

• 2:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, a lot of, lot of shit, man. A lot of interesting things is, uh, is, is normal.

• 2:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 2:32Speaker 01

  It's like the new normal.

• 2:33Andy Frisella?

  The new, well.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  It is the new normal.

• 2:34Andy Frisella?

  They promised that.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  They did. Uh, but I thought this was, was interesting, you know, I always like to think, you know, cause we, we have a, a age gap between you and I.

• 2:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Um, and it's always funny to talk about, you know, things coming back into play, you know, styles that you guys had coming back in, you know what I'm saying?

• 2:51Andy Frisella?

  First of all, motherfucker, I ain't like I'm a hundred.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 2:54Andy Frisella?

  I know you think, I know you feel that way because you think that, but like.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:59Andy Frisella?

  A four, forty year old dudes ain't fucking.

• 3:02Speaker 01

  No, no, no, you're good. No, no, but it is a difference.

• 3:05Andy Frisella?

  It's different.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  I like, I mean, it's a different class.

• 3:07Andy Frisella?

  For sure. Yeah, it's like senior citizen.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  You're not, it's like Silver Sneakers Club, bro. I got you.

• 3:13Andy Frisella?

  I don't know, bro. Fuck, man. I'm, I'm getting like, I'm not, I'm getting Silver Fox over here, bro.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  I got the New Balances on the way for you.

• 3:22Andy Frisella?

  New Balances are cool again.

• 3:25Andy Frisella?

  Dude, Rick Ross is but wearing New Balance. Whatever Rick Ross wearing, it's gonna be cool.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I mean, that's a fair, that's a fair argument.

• 3:31Andy Frisella?

  New Balance has got a great brand strategy right now.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, listen.

• 3:34Andy Frisella?

  I wear New Balance. Sponsored me New Balance. I'm cool.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  I wear some of them.

• 3:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm, I like, I mean, I honestly thought about getting the, uh, the Gardener 2000s, you know what I'm talking about?

• 3:44Andy Frisella?

  No, those are the, those are, that's not called a Gardener, those are called the, uh, the barbecue 2000s.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  You do both though. Like, I mean, you could grill.

• 3:50Andy Frisella?

  All whites.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:51Andy Frisella?

  Uh, with the high socks.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:53Andy Frisella?

  You know, Sunday afternoon.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 3:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  You cut the grass, go straight to grill.

• 3:58Andy Frisella?

  Grass stain on the shoe at the grill.

• 4:01Speaker 01

  Correct.

• 4:01Andy Frisella?

  Yes, that's the move.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  That's called patina.

• 4:03Andy Frisella?

  That's called, that's called subdivision. That's called.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  No, but, but I mean, it's just always.

• 4:12Andy Frisella?

  It's called safe.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  It's just always interesting, man.

• 4:15Andy Frisella?

  You're not having a duck if you're wearing those shoes. You know what I'm saying? Like, you hear a gunshot in those shoes and you know that it's not shooting, it's like shooting at an animal or something.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, right. Yeah. Either you're hunting or it's 4th of July.

• 4:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you don't have to worry about it.

• 4:32Andy Frisella?

  You don't gotta, when you wear those shoes, you don't worry about nobody stealing your shit either.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 4:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  You're alright.

• 4:36Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 4:37Andy Frisella?

  It's like a force field of safety.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  Nobody even fucks with those guys, man.

• 4:40Andy Frisella?

  Fuck dude, you don't fuck with those guys.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  They always got big names.

• 4:43Andy Frisella?

  Let me tell you something, no. You do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason. Cause if they're gonna wear shoes like that, you know they don't give a fuck.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  They give two fucks.

• 4:52Andy Frisella?

  They'll fuck you up. They'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass stain New Balances on, bro. That's how they got the grass stains, that's why you don't know.

• 4:59Speaker 01

  You think it's from cutting.

• 5:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  It's from cutting, alright.

• 5:02Andy Frisella?

  That's the story.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right, cutting pieces. Uh, you know, but it's just always interesting to kinda see the dynamics there, you know, stuff that was cool then and, you know, now it's coming back into play. Um, you know, but there are some things that this generation is doing, they're creating some, they're pioneering, creating some new words. Um, and it's causing some rifts in some places. So I, I wanted to bring this in, let's check it out. Um, the, this is in Iowa, so the headline is free speech organization torches Iowa classroom's banned words list. So this school had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Alright, and uh, so I just wanted to, you know, kinda go through these and see, you know, if you guys had any of these words, or if this is true, like a, a true pioneering feat of humanity here. Okay, so, um, yeah, it's, it's causing some rifts, so like I said, uh, free speech advocates, they're crying foul play here. Um, saying the school is limiting the free speech of these kids, um, from these words that they're banning in the school, it's a, um, let's check the list out, or and by the way, if you say any of these words in the school, it's a 30 minute detention.

• 6:15Andy Frisella?

  30 minute?

• 6:15Speaker 01

  Per word.

• 6:16Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  Per word, or per, uh, infraction here, so, um.

• 6:21Andy Frisella?

  You can't say pimp?

• 6:23Speaker 01

  Diddy party.

• 6:24Andy Frisella?

  You can't say pimp, you can't say pimp? What the fuck is that?

• 6:28Speaker 01

  No pimp.

• 6:29Andy Frisella?

  It's my favorite words, bro.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Diddy party, diddler.

• 6:32Andy Frisella?

  Oiled up?

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Baby oil.

• 6:34Andy Frisella?

  What's that?

• 6:35Speaker 01

  Skibidi toilet.

• 6:36Andy Frisella?

  Skibidi?

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, skibidi toilet. Uh, Ohio. For some reason, I don't know.

• 6:41Andy Frisella?

  You can't say alpha, beta, omega, sigma. Can't say brain rot. You can't say the Rizler.

• 6:51Andy Frisella?

  Bro, the Rizler.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  Bro, he's cool.

• 6:53Andy Frisella?

  That's a fucking great name.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  It is, it is.

• 6:56Andy Frisella?

  Bro, the fucking Rizler. I'm getting that shit on my license plate.

• 7:03Andy Frisella?

  No, I'm getting the Frizzler.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  The Frizzler, yeah.

• 7:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's what I'm getting, bro.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Uh, shit, that's a good one.

• 7:08Andy Frisella?

  Can't say chat. Womp womp.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Can't say giga chat. Um, no meow.

• 7:15Andy Frisella?

  That's giga Chad.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  I think, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that is, yeah, yeah.

• 7:18Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, can't say racist comments in general.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  No racist comments.

• 7:22Andy Frisella?

  Fuck.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  Bro, we would be, we would be expelled.

• 7:25Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:27Andy Frisella?

  Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 7:30Andy Frisella?

  How you gonna? Can't say hoktua?

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Can't, can't.

• 7:32Andy Frisella?

  Can't talk or hoktua?

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Um, no rage quitting.

• 7:36Andy Frisella?

  No encouraging suicide. That's probably a good idea.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Okay, that one makes sense.

• 7:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Uh, drug references, no drug res.

• 7:47Andy Frisella?

  No Nazi or Holocaust references.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:50Andy Frisella?

  Well, you know.

• 7:52Speaker 01

  My favorite, though, is at the bottom, you get no, uh, LGBTQ.

• 7:55Andy Frisella?

  No, your favorite is no fat jokes.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  That's my favorite one. Yeah.

• 8:01Andy Frisella?

  DJ found his safe space.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Sign me up, how do I enroll?

• 8:07Andy Frisella?

  God dang, man.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, fuck, like, just don't, don't be cool.

• 8:12Andy Frisella?

  They're, they're, they're fucking Rizler.

• 8:16Andy Frisella?

  Bro, that is funny.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  I mean, the LGBTQ jokes are like, I mean, who's running around saying, saying jokes about gays?

• 8:23Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, I mean, nobody, you know? Nobody's making any jokes about anybody like that.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  It's like, no, it's not like they're running around the hallways, like, hey, what?

• 8:30Andy Frisella?

  Dressed as like, those things they're not.

• 8:33Speaker 01

  It's like, what?

• 8:34Andy Frisella?

  Are calling themselves fucking shit they're not. It's not like it's, it's not like it's like. You know?

• 8:44Andy Frisella?

  It sounds like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history.

• 8:51Andy Frisella?

  Fuck dude.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:52Andy Frisella?

  This joke, this school is no fun, bro. I wouldn't want to go there, bro. You'd come out of there with no sense of humor.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Sucks, man.

• 8:59Andy Frisella?

  Why you gotta ban all this shit, bro? Just let people say what they're gonna say. If it ends up being stupid, it'll be stupid. They'll get made fun of and they won't say it again.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, what was some stupid shit you said back in high?

• 9:07Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck. Listen now, I'll tell you this. I don't think any of my teachers liked me.

• 9:16Andy Frisella?

  You know, like,

• 9:19Andy Frisella?

  they definitely didn't.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:20Andy Frisella?

  I, I talked way too much.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:24Andy Frisella?

  The curse word thing, that started back then. That wasn't good.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, listen, I mean,

• 9:29Andy Frisella?

  I would be, I was known for cursing like on the football field. I would get yelled at all the time by the refs, by the fuck coaches. Yeah, like, I couldn't help it.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  I'm fucking sorry, man.

• 9:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. A lot of this stuff didn't exist. We had different names for these things. I, I like that pimp is making a comeback, though.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, pimp, pimp's coming back. Yeah, pimp's coming back. Sigma. Sigma's a big one. Sigma's kibbity toilet.

• 9:54Andy Frisella?

  What does sigma mean now?

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Sigma is like, you know, like you're that guy.

• 9:59Andy Frisella?

  Oh, really?

• 9:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:00Andy Frisella?

  It's like, you're that dude?

• 10:01Speaker 01

  You're him.

• 10:01Andy Frisella?

  See, we used to say, you that dude.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Sigma.

• 10:04Andy Frisella?

  That's that dude.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, that's that guy.

• 10:06Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Not that guy, that dude. That's that dude. I would look at Joe over here and be like, that's that dude.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  Oh, that's that dude.

• 10:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. See, look at him, bro.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  He's a dude. He's sigma?

• 10:16Andy Frisella?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  And another one's like,

• 10:20Andy Frisella?

  He's got a fucking cool nickname, Ice Cream Joe.

• 10:24Andy Frisella?

  That's a fucking, that's a name, that's a name that a straight killer would have.

• 10:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, bro. You do got new balances, don't you? I bet you do. Yeah, that's right. For special occasions. For when he's gotta go to work.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, I think, I mean, okay, like the encouraging suicide. Okay, all right. Like, I get that. You know, sure, you know.

• 10:46Andy Frisella?

  I know the one I don't,

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Like no hot, no Nazi shit? Like what?

• 10:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, no racist comments.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  Too fucking far. Like, too far.

• 10:52Andy Frisella?

  No rage quitting?

• 10:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's too far, man.

• 10:55Andy Frisella?

  Rage quitting?

• 10:56Speaker 01

  Uh, that's when you like, like you lose, like, let's say we were playing Call of Duty.

• 10:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and I get pissed and quit?

• 11:01Speaker 01

  And you just fucking, yeah.

• 11:02Andy Frisella?

  Oh, fuck.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:03Andy Frisella?

  I would definitely violate that one.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 11:09Andy Frisella?

  How the fuck do you ban words?

• 11:11Speaker 01

  That's what, well, that's, that's the legal thing, man. And so it's like, you know, the freedom of speech, that's not like aged, you know, it doesn't, it doesn't like, there's not an age requirement.

• 11:20Andy Frisella?

  When we were in school, bro, really, you could say anything you wanted, but, and you could bully people, like everybody bullied each other. That's how you, that's kind of how you, uh, the hierarchy formed, you know, like if you can't take the fucking bullying, then you're, you know, you, you gotta get tough.

• 11:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:35Andy Frisella?

  Mentally and, and calloused and, um,

• 11:38Andy Frisella?

  you know, the words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 11:41Andy Frisella?

  Everything else, no one ever tried to tell us that same thing.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  Free balls.

• 11:44Andy Frisella?

  But they would say like, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard.

• 11:46Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 11:47Andy Frisella?

  Or, you know, that's not very classy, or that's, that's not how you want to talk.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  The standard would be set amongst the, yeah, that's how it should be, man. That's how it should, well, I mean, they're getting some heat. You know, they tried to protect themselves, saying that, you know, the, they made a statement, the school district said, uh, in a statement, quote, "Our goal is not to censor or stifle student's speech, but to guide students toward language that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment." Um, and that's a rural district, man. Like, it's weird. Like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. Some of this shit's kind of stupid, though, you know, but again, it'll weed itself out on its own. I don't know. Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. Um, with that being said, let's get into our headlines. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfacella.com. You guys can check all of this stuff out there for you. We link it for you.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Um, and so with that being said, let's check into our first headline, headline, uh, number one. This is, uh, this is interesting. We talked about this, you know, Trump's not in office yet. Um, he still has to get to inauguration. Um, but you've said multiple times, we've talked about on the show that like, they're going to make it very, very difficult for that transition. Um, and, you know, here we are, uh, second week, third week of December, and, uh, here it goes. So, um, check this headline out. "Democrats hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple $25,000 ahead of Trump's presidency." Um, so there's this new bill, this Omni bill that they're putting in. It's like 1,300 pages or some shit like. That they're trying to push in right now.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  With a lot of stuff tied into it. And one of those things is this, this, this measure of it. Senate Democrats are rushing to push through a social security reform bill ahead of Donald Trump taking office. That one group estimated would cost the average couple twenty five thousand dollars in benefits. Now, the Social Security Fairness Act would repeal two provisions that currently reduce payouts to public sector employees like cops, firefighters, teachers, and US postal workers. Now, the Committee for a Responsible Budget, a bipartisan think take, argued this change would make social security insolvent six months earlier than current projections.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  So as a result, we estimate a typical dual income couple retiring in twenty thirty three would see their benefits cut by an additional twenty five thousand dollars. With additional eight thousand dollars of that coming in roughly half a year of advanced insolvency. So, you know, you got that, they're taking money. That's not the biggest thing. You know what the, the other thing is included in this bill? They're giving themselves raises.

• 14:24Andy Frisella?

  So let's take twenty five fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet. And let's give ourselves a fucking, bro, every single one of these people should be in fucking jail.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's so crazy, man.

• 14:38Andy Frisella?

  It's not crazy, dude. It's tyrannical oppression financially. And this country, people always say, oh, we live in the freest country and the best country, blah, blah, blah. No, the fuck we don't. That's not real shit. That's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up. So that we won't question what's actually going on. When we pay upwards of fifty, sixty percent of our taxes all in for our, to live here, okay, that, that is fucking wrong. The government is designed to protect us. The government is designed to protect this country and keep us safe. And really, that's fucking it. And it's become this all encompassing mammoth of an operation where we're supposed to work.

• 15:23Andy Frisella?

  More of our lives for them than we work for our own families? That is not fucking free dude. And so we need to quit saying, oh, we're so free. No, we're not. We're financially oppressed slaves of this country. And until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount, like 10% might be reasonable. Okay. I'm not talking like down 10%. I'm like talking 10% all in total. And the government is built to operate on that 10%. Until we get to that, we can't talk about fucking freedom. Okay. Because we have families in this country who are suffering financially. Really more than they have in the last 40 years. And these people are want to take more money from them.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:06Andy Frisella?

  Like dude, fuck all of these people.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  Well, I think there's a like, I mean, like, listen, I don't. It may not be a popular belief, right? But like, I mean, on just on a pure business side, right? Like, let's say you have an employee. They do, they don't even do the bare minimum. Right? Like they're still in a bunch of shit. They're doing a bunch like, you don't give them a raise.

• 16:27Andy Frisella?

  No, you take away.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  You, you, you fire their ass.

• 16:30Andy Frisella?

  Or you fucking demote them.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  Or you demote them. You know what I'm saying? You don't fuck like what?

• 16:33Andy Frisella?

  No, but what here's what they're thinking. They're thinking, well, shit, the cost, everything went up.

• 16:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:39Andy Frisella?

  Everything's, you know, that my salary that I fucking make didn't go as far. No shit. It didn't go as far for everybody else either.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Right.

• 16:47Andy Frisella?

  And you're not the priority. You're a fucking civil servant. You are not the priority. The priority is the people. Like dude, we need some real leadership, bro. I really, really, really hope

• 17:00Andy Frisella?

  that Trump and Elon and Ramaswami and these guys get this straight. I know Vivek agrees with what I'm saying because I've talked to him about it. But like, bro, I really hope they go in and fix this because dude, if they don't, it's just another failed four fucking years. Our biggest problem in this country is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system. You want to stimulate our economy. You want to create an amazing country. You want to create wealth, uh, the opportunity for, you know, happiness and success and all the things that we're supposed to have here in this country. Um, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. You want that shit? You lower the taxes to a.

• 17:42Andy Frisella?

  To a reasonable point, 10% all in, and you make the government operate within whatever that is. You make everybody pay it. Poor people pay it, rich people pay it, companies pay it. Everybody pays the same. You're all required to pay. If you don't pay, you can't vote. And we make some other rules about that, whatever. I don't, I haven't thought all the way through. But the point of the matter is, is that until that happens, we are not free. And it needs to happen. If you want to fix shit, that will fix shit. That will fix almost everything, just that one thing. But we have so many blood sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic lazy fucks. When was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau?

• 18:26Andy Frisella?

  Or someplace where you had to get something done and it was run efficiently?

• 18:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 18:31Andy Frisella?

  Where it was easy and it was smooth and it was fast? No, that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time. You get some fat fucks sitting on their fucking ass, not doing shit and acting like you're not even fucking there.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Right.

• 18:44Andy Frisella?

  Like you're just, you're fucking inconveniencing them for whatever it is. And you gotta sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with Doritos.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:53Andy Frisella?

  Like, bro, that's the shit we're dealing with. And then they have four people for that same job and they're all sitting there talking. And then they put their little sign up that says, "Come back in an hour."

• 19:02Speaker 01

  Right.

• 19:03Andy Frisella?

  No, fuck you.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  And don't you dare say shit to them or get mad with them.

• 19:07Andy Frisella?

  They're there for seven hours.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 19:08Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like, bro, it's just, it's the wrong culture. It needs to be fixed. It can all be done through blockchain technology. Every fucking license, every renewal. We need to eliminate 90% of the licenses you require anyway. That's a whole nother thing for you. But the point is, is that all of this shit could be done with, like, it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of unnecessary fucking labor force.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:36Andy Frisella?

  Those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be productive. Not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done. And they just fucking treat you like you're shit when you're paying for their salary, bro. Like, this has to be fixed, dude, or the country will never be.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  Well, on the other side of that, that coin though, man, and like, that's why this might be unpopular belief, but like, bro, like if, if, if we had a very efficient government and we had, I don't care if their salaries was a million. I wouldn't care at that point.

• 20:04Andy Frisella?

  Well, you wouldn't, you wouldn't, you, you could do that because the mother, there would be only fucking a hundred of them.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Well, that's what I'm saying, but like, like if they were actually doing the job that they're supposed to be doing, I wouldn't care about this increase. Nobody would care because we'd be so happy about the, the results of the fucking work there. You know what I'm saying? Like the inputs should equal the output.

• 20:23Andy Frisella?

  Imagine your business like losing, you know, you got a hundred million dollar business and it's losing fucking 10 million dollars a year, every year. And you're giving people raises. It's wild.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's wild. You know, another big issue too, that a lot of, and you kind of hit on it, man, but like, it's, it's not like, you know, people, and it's ignorance a lot of times because if people really truly knew like how deep and convoluted and departments within departments and subcommittees and all these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets, right? And that's another big issue, man. Like one of the things that they're also pumping into this bill, um, not sure if you saw this, uh, but this continuing, uh, resolution bill is going to fund this state department agency, uh, that was the pinnacle of all of the Twitter files.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  So they said it was not supposed to be happening no more. It was supposed to be going to the wayside. Yeah, they're getting a bump in pay, um, to the tune, um, of about 75 million dollars. Which originally it was 60 million, uh, when the agency was first created. Now they bumped it up by almost 15 million.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, this is the one that Matt Taibbi, who did all the, the Twitter files reporting, like this is what, when you're talking about who was doing this shit, it came out of this direct agency. This was the link between social media and our government, the portal, all of that stuff was created through this agency.

• 21:47Andy Frisella?

  Which is a violation of first amendment because through proxy, they were censoring.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  100%. Yeah. You know, and so it's like, you know, like, uh, but like, that's included in this bill, right? The global engagement center has been included in page 139 of the continuing resolution. Um, although it doesn't specify its budget allocation, a previous inspector general report shows the agency's 2020 budget totaled 75 million, of which 60 million was appropriated by Congress. Um, you know, so like, they keep putting this shit in, man. And it's just like, at what point, uh, do we say stop, you know, and, and?

• 22:22Speaker 01

  Like I said, I mean, along the same lines as you, I just hope that when Elon and Vivek get in there, bro, they fucking hammer all of this shit out.

• 22:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  You know, like the now, the question is like, I mean, there's gonna be a massive surplus of money. In that sense, where does that money go to? Does it start going to, you know, paying down the fucking debt? Like, I don't know. I'm not an economist. I don't know how that shit works, but I mean, it needs to happen, bro.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  It needs to happen. Guys.

• 22:46Andy Frisella?

  Fucking bullshit.

• 22:47Speaker 01

  Jump in on this convo.

• 22:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, and start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix. Like this, you guys get distracted. Everybody in the country gets distracted through all these things, and they don't ever talk about the things that are very obvious. Like, why do none of these politicians talk about this tax? Why do they not talk? Very few of them talk about it. You know why? Because that's how they make their fucking money.

• 23:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's how they're able to pay their friends.

• 23:13Andy Frisella?

  That's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school, dude. They don't teach you about taxes. They don't teach you about personal finance, because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked.

• 23:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. You know, one of my favorite clips of, uh, of Trump, I think it was during the Hillary debate in 2016, and, uh, she was like, "He doesn't pay his taxes, and he uses tax loopholes." She's like, "Yeah, the same ones that you and all your donors use." You know what I'm saying? Like, they all use the same fucking shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I'm like, "Damn, I, I mean, I can respect you at least saying it." You know what I'm saying? But like, if you don't understand this shit, you get taken advantage of.

• 23:48Andy Frisella?

  Even if, even if

• 23:53Andy Frisella?

  we were paying the exact amount now, and this place looked like fucking Dubai, I don't think people would say shit.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  No, cool. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Give yourself a fucking raise. Cool.

• 24:03Andy Frisella?

  It's not that, bro.

• 24:06Andy Frisella?

  People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if, when they walked outside, it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe. But it's not. It's not even close to that.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  No. Nowhere near it, man. Nowhere near it. Uh, but with that, let's go check some comments out, chat. See what this, uh, see what these comments look like.

• 24:28Andy Frisella?

  The chat.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's go to the, to the chat. Uh, this first comment is from, uh, at Christian Kelly 9046. He says, uh, was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday in my office. I have a mini fridge full of first form energy drinks. I kept, uh, keep on deck for the crew. Mid-interview, the applicant stopped mid-sentence when he noticed the fridge and said, don't be a hoe. Interview over. Instantly hired.

• 24:56Andy Frisella?

  That's awesome. That's what's up.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  Fucking sick, man. Yeah, that's great. That's great. What, I mean, my question is though, I mean, what flavors you got stocked in there? You know what I'm saying? Cause if you got some grape, I might, I might be back.

• 25:07Andy Frisella?

  Man, I can't wait till the grape hits the market. We're gonna sell the fuck out of it.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  It's so fucking good, man.

• 25:12Andy Frisella?

  Bro, it is good.

• 25:13Speaker 01

  I will fucking steal for it, you know?

• 25:15Andy Frisella?

  I know, I'll steal it back.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Uh, let's check out this next one. This next comment comes from, uh, Captain Philly 7816. He says, uh, what's the difference between Andy and DJ and my dad? Andy and DJ came back.

• 25:34Andy Frisella?

  Dude, I got a lot of messages about us taking time off. People were not happy about that.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I mean, but I think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not like in the Gulag. So that's.

• 25:42Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, yeah, we're good, dude. It's just the end of the year, man. We're fucking, we're, we're busy for the projects we have going on next year.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people were happy though, man. They're, they're, they're happy. Like this last comment. We got one more from Stuart.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  What is this? Stuart Lamass 9813. He says, glad to see Andy is back to his full-time job as a podcaster.

• 26:03Andy Frisella?

  That's right. That's right. I went out and tried to do real stuff and, you know, I didn't make a billion in a week, so I gave that up. I'm back to podcasting, you know? I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, we should make a course on how to be a podcaster.

• 26:19Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Yeah. Well, I figured, you know, like it took more than a week, so it wasn't gonna work out.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. Now just version 3.0, 0.5.

• 26:27Andy Frisella?

  I'm back. I'm back.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  Well, I'm here.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, my guys, we appreciate you though, man. We appreciate you guys for being real ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting and uh keep being dope. Is dope on the banned list? Are you hiding the grape now?

• 26:46Andy Frisella?

  Uh, the grape, I want this tropical, uh, well, see, here's the thing. I don't want you to have the grape.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Well, that's fucked up.

• 26:53Andy Frisella?

  I know, but listen. If you, if you have more grape, you'll steal more shit. So I'm fucking trying to do this tropical here and I'm just gonna keep that over there.

• 27:07Andy Frisella?

  The tropical lightning is fucking shit, dude.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  Oh, it's great. Yeah. I think between like, it's like grape, the screaming freedom.

• 27:12Andy Frisella?

  If you throw the tropical lightning on ice, like in a drink, bro.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  It's good.

• 27:17Andy Frisella?

  Oh dude.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  I've had some one P bombs.

• 27:19Andy Frisella?

  You feel, you feel like, yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. Like, cause you know, I don't really drink that much. But, and I definitely don't drink fucking like this and alcohol. Fuck me up. But uh, you find me in fucking jail for sure.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  We might go to the.

• 27:35Andy Frisella?

  You ever see me, you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol? Take me to fuck home. Cause it's about to fucking happen.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  Shit's about.

• 27:43Andy Frisella?

  We about to have a problem, dude, of some sort. But anyway, you throw this on ice, dude, in a drink, it's fucking good. You feel like you're drinking. It's just a, it's a good drink.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love it, man. It's good shit, man. Guys, let's keep this cruise cruising. We got headlines. Number two, uh, this one's interesting, man. Uh, let's go to Russia real quick for headline number two. Not sure if you guys saw this out there. I thought this was interesting. There's always something deeper going on too. Um, but Ukraine kills Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirillov in Moscow. Did you see this? So this is interesting. So a top general, uh, a top Russian general. Um, accused by Ukraine of being responsible for the use of chemical weapons against Ukrainian troops.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Was assassinated in Moscow by Ukraine's SBU intelligence service on Tuesday morning. In the most high profile killing of its kind. Lieutenant General Igor Kirillov, who was chief of Russia's nuclear, biological and chemical protection troops. Was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant. When a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off. Russia's investigative committee which probes serious crimes said. An SBU source confirmed to Reuters that the Ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind the hit. Quote, "The liquidation of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the Russian Federation is the work of the SBU." The source said.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Um, so this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment. Bomb goes off on the scooter, kills him, him and his assistant. Uh, now, you know, Russia's intelligence is pretty good, like they're pretty quick when it comes to that stuff. So they got a guy, uh, they have a suspect detained, um, in this. They, uh, just announced today at the time of recording, um, that it had detained an Uzbek man who had confessed to planting and detonating a bomb, which killed, um, the general, um, in Moscow. Uh, so here's a picture of, of, uh, of the guy, uh, this is him, uh, admitting it.

• 29:53Andy Frisella?

  This guy did it?

• 29:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:54Andy Frisella?

  Looks like they put a little beating on him.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, they always do.

• 29:57Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  They always do.

• 29:58Andy Frisella?

  Should've been worse.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  But you know, and he, and he directly said, uh, that, uh, he was, he was, uh, ordered to go to Moscow and carry out this assignment for Ukraine's intelligence services. Um, so they have that now.

• 30:12Andy Frisella?

  So this guy's dead either way now.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Oh, I mean, he's fucked.

• 30:15Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, he's, he's fucked, you know?

• 30:17Andy Frisella?

  You're a dumb motherfucker.

• 30:18Speaker 01

  You know, uh, you know, but, but, but there's always something deeper.

• 30:22Andy Frisella?

  What do you think happens to these guys? You think they fucking play Call of Duty enough and then they're like, fuck, I want to be a spy. And then they're like, fuck, yeah, I want to blow, like they watch all these movies and shit and then like, then now they end up like that.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, listen, I've seen some pictures of shit of like what the Russians do.

• 30:38Andy Frisella?

  Oh, they're gonna pull all his fucking fingernails and his toenails off. Bro, I've seen. Hold on, I already know what they're gonna do.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:44Andy Frisella?

  People don't understand, they're gonna pull your fucking fingernails off pliers, each one, one by one. Then they're gonna fucking pull all your teeth out, one by one.

• 30:54Andy Frisella?

  Then they're gonna cut your tongue out, then they're gonna cut your fucking fingers off, then they're gonna cut your toes off, then they're gonna cut your dick off. That's what the fuck happens to these guys.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  Bro, I've seen, I've seen pictures, man, and like, like, I mean, I'm talking about upside down stools, broomsticks going in places.

• 31:08Andy Frisella?

  Yes.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  I mean, bro.

• 31:09Andy Frisella?

  The worst shit you could think of.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  It's ruthless.

• 31:11Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  It's ruthless, but it sets a tone, it sets a tone.

• 31:15Andy Frisella?

  You know what?

• 31:15Speaker 01

  Sets a tone.

• 31:16Andy Frisella?

  That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  Um.

• 31:18Andy Frisella?

  I will do it. So I'm the man for the job.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  Broomsticks and all.

• 31:22Andy Frisella?

  Dude, you do all that shit and then throw them in the wood chipper, bro? They'll be begging for the wood chipper.

• 31:30Andy Frisella?

  It won't even be against their will.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 31:32Andy Frisella?

  They'll be asking for it.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  Get it done with it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen. Set the tone. That's all I'm gonna say. Set the tone.

• 31:38Andy Frisella?

  Nobody be fucking with little kids anymore.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  If they knew that that was the fucking punishment.

• 31:42Andy Frisella?

  They wouldn't do it.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  No. Well, I mean, like, do you think the next Ukrainian spy, like, seeing this shit and knowing what's gonna happen? Like, how eager is he gonna be to fucking roll a fucking motor scooter up? You know what I'm saying? Um, it's set the tone. But here's the thing, man. Like, there's always something deeper. There's always something deeper. Always. Um, and, you know, the initial thing that came out, like, going back to the original article, they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy, this general, um, of using, uh, chemical weapons on Ukrainian troops, right?

• 32:15Speaker 01

  That wasn't it. That wasn't it. You know, you know the importance of this general here? This, uh, Igor Kirillov. You know why he was so important? Uh, we have to go back to, to, to 2022. Um, and we actually reported on this guy.

• 32:29Andy Frisella?

  Is this when they blew him up or crashed his plane or something?

• 32:32Speaker 01

  No, that was a different guy.

• 32:33Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Um, but we, we talked about this guy on a CTI back in 2022. Um, this general is the general who accused the United States and our Democrats of funneling profits from those secret, uh, secret Ukrainian biolabs to fund their elections. Remember this chart right here?

• 32:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  Bro, that was him. That was the general. That general created this, and he's the one that blew the whistle and, and, and, and talked about all of this shit. And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by a Ukrainian.

• 33:06Andy Frisella?

  It ain't gonna stop what's gonna happen to these people. It's not gonna. I mean,

• 33:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:10Andy Frisella?

  the, the cabal here in the United States are fucking done.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  No, I mean, I, I mean, the, the.

• 33:16Andy Frisella?

  There will be a black swan event in the next fucking thirty days.

• 33:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, dude, cause I mean, everybody's talking about it, bro. Like, I mean, our good buddy Sean Ryan, uh, has an awesome podcast. Love Sean Ryan.

• 33:27Andy Frisella?

  Sean's the best.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  He's fucking dope.

• 33:28Andy Frisella?

  He, he legitimately.

• 33:32Andy Frisella?

  People don't understand how good of a dude that guy is. They see him on the show and he asks good questions and he's a good guy, but like, that's a good fucking dude.

• 33:40Speaker 01

  He's a solid dude.

• 33:41Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 01

  You know, but, you know, and, and, and he has, you know, connections and people and stuff. And I was like, you know, the one lady that he interviewed, uh, I think she was a former CIA girl, woman, asset. Um, but she, I mean, like she very clearly is like talking about the shit very openly and like, the problem is nobody's listening to her. You know what I'm saying? Like, and she has the fucking intel on this stuff and nobody's trying to take her serious. You know, but like, I mean, it, it, it's, it's just so crazy to me. Like, I mean, just this, I mean, even this system right, right here, the optics of it. You know what I'm saying? This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary, um, and, uh, George Soros. I mean, cause that was the whole funneling thing, right?

• 34:17Andy Frisella?

  That's the cabal. I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He calls them out, you know, and like, give them some time. Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment. You know what I'm saying? It's like,

• 34:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  You know, but the, the, the thing is again, the shit's already out there.

• 34:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:32Speaker 01

  To your point.

• 34:32Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? So like, that doesn't stop this, like the information has already been put out. We know it.

• 34:37Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  You know, um, so I mean, dude, it's, it's, it's just interesting times, man. It is interesting times. I just thought that was so, so crazy, man.

• 34:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that is crazy, dude, but not really. Like,

• 34:53Andy Frisella?

  I mean, he's not the only guy saying this.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was just the first.

• 34:56Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 34:57Speaker 01

  Like he's, because I mean, he runs Russia's side, you know what I'm saying? And like, and he was, he, he put it out there. He's like, no, this is what's happening in Ukraine.

• 35:03Andy Frisella?

  Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out of Russia. They don't let us see Putin talk. They don't let us see Kirillov talk. They don't fucking let us see it.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. And it's for those reasons, man. The shit's wild. I mean, look, like, I mean, that, this is the, uh, picture right outside of the apartment where it went off. And, uh,

• 35:21Andy Frisella?

  Damn dude.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, it's just wild, bro. Wild.

• 35:24Andy Frisella?

  Look, there's his body.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 35:26Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean it's

• 35:29Andy Frisella?

  Bro, you ever look at, you like looking at dead bodies? I do too, man. Like when I see pictures like

• 35:35Speaker 01

  I didn't answer, I mean

• 35:36Andy Frisella?

  No, like the gory videos and shit? Like, you watch that shit, Joe?

• 35:40Speaker 01

  I do too. I see it.

• 35:41Andy Frisella?

  What the fuck up? What is that? It's not like I like it, it's just like I can't help, I can't look away.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Well, that's why I'm saying like, I don't, I don't think I would say I like it.

• 35:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  Like, it's just like, oh, alright, cool. Yeah, man, I mean, it's some crazy shit out there, for sure. Yeah, man, guys, jumping on this cover. Let's show what you guys think down in the comments. Uh, let's get to headline number three.

• 36:01Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 36:02Speaker 01

  I gotta preface this, alright, we're going to California. And we're gonna go to Cali.

• 36:09Andy Frisella?

  Okay.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Alright, um, now, now, I wanna say this before we even get into it, bro. I, I believe we should just exile California, the entire state. We give people like a week to get out, like the good ones, let them out. And then just fucking like, you know,

• 36:23Andy Frisella?

  Now

• 36:24Speaker 01

  Blow the fault line.

• 36:25Andy Frisella?

  California is such a beautiful

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Drift out.

• 36:27Andy Frisella?

  Part of the country, bro. The reason that everybody goes there is because like, the weather is perfect, dude. So like, you get all the homeless people and you get all the, the, the, you know, the vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year round and not be cold, right? And then, and then on top of it, you get all these young people that think they're gonna be the next fucking, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio. And if you ask them, they're already there. You know, everybody in LA has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and where they are and who they know and what

• 36:58Speaker 01

  They got a movie in production.

• 36:59Andy Frisella?

  Exactly. It's like, dude, like, you, you spend like, literally two weeks there and you're like, what the fuck is this place?

• 37:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:07Andy Frisella?

  It is full of fucking liars and bullshitters.

• 37:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:10Andy Frisella?

  And, uh, and what I think is that we should reclaim California. I don't wanna give it to them. So let's take all those people.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:19Andy Frisella?

  Okay?

• 37:20Speaker 01

  The ones we don't want.

• 37:21Andy Frisella?

  Let's just throw them over the other side of the wall.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 37:24Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Fuck them.

• 37:28Andy Frisella?

  Fuck them dude, like they're fucking ruining the country.

• 37:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean they are, they are.

• 37:31Andy Frisella?

  If you don't pay taxes and you fucking are making the country worse, get your fuck out.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  I'm with it, listen, I'm with it. I mean, I haven't seen enough, I've seen a little bit of California, I mean, I went to some.

• 37:44Andy Frisella?

  Or we could pick a shitty state and send them there. You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to say the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now. And then people will be mad that we said it. But I mean, there's some shitty states.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I can name a few.

• 37:59Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but let's not.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Don't name them?

• 38:03Andy Frisella?

  Well, if we send everybody to New Jersey.

• 38:10Andy Frisella?

  They'd all fit.

• 38:13Andy Frisella?

  We get most of the country to be ours, they could all fit in New Jersey, we'll build a wall.

• 38:21Andy Frisella?

  They got a little oceanfront, like the worst one in the country, you know what I'm saying? Like,

• 38:26Andy Frisella?

  we can't let them have fucking California, bro.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  It's cold.

• 38:29Andy Frisella?

  California is beautiful.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. Cali- California is nice.

• 38:33Andy Frisella?

  You know what I don't like about California though? Like, I could never live there. Not, like, let's just say it was, you know,

• 38:38Speaker 01

  Safe.

• 38:39Andy Frisella?

  Culturally cool and everything was good.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  New balances.

• 38:41Andy Frisella?

  I couldn't, yeah, I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up, the day is over on the fucking east coast.

• 38:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:49Andy Frisella?

  I could, I can't do it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not an early morning, like, right away dude.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:54Andy Frisella?

  And, um, I couldn't do it. I would, I would have to.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Twelve is fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:00Andy Frisella?

  So I would rather, I would rather, uh, be over here on the east coast. You know, that way, when I wake up at my normal time, which is usually, you know, eight, uh, which is late for business, right? But like, you know, if you wake up at eight on the east coast, it's seven here, six mountain, five west coast. So you get the whole day, you know?

• 39:22Speaker 01

  That's real.

• 39:23Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  It's real.

• 39:24Andy Frisella?

  Cause California is fucking beautiful, bro. But like, I couldn't do it because of the time thing.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  It's just so many weird fucks, man.

• 39:30Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  And I, I mean, that's why headline number three is, um, we're gonna go to San Francisco first.

• 39:36Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  Um, San Francisco hires overweight fat activists to give guidance on weight stigma.

• 39:47Andy Frisella?

  That doesn't shock me.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  I guess it pays to be fat.

• 39:51Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, whatever. Are you trying to advocate?

• 39:56Andy Frisella?

  Are you gonna join, are you like, are you like fucking considering getting a new job here?

• 40:00Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 40:03Andy Frisella?

  Fat, what's weight stigma?

• 40:05Speaker 01

  So let's dive into it. So an overweight fat activist, and that's her definition, by the way, that's not like, I mean, not like that.

• 40:12Andy Frisella?

  Fat is not a fucking negative term. It is an objective fact.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  It's objective, it's a fact.

• 40:17Andy Frisella?

  Your fucking fat is not a fuck, that's not like, that's just a comment. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're fucking fat, bro.

• 40:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:27Andy Frisella?

  Like, it's not like,

• 40:30Andy Frisella?

  I don't know. It's not an insult.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:32Andy Frisella?

  Unless you're you.

• 40:34Andy Frisella?

  Unless you're the one getting it.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Uh, but she did.

• 40:38Andy Frisella?

  See, I don't, I don't call people fat to insult them. I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  No, it's because you love me.

• 40:44Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but I mean, you're not that fat. I'm talking about fat, fat fuckers.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, big, big, big, big.

• 40:48Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, like, you're not big, big.

• 40:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I'm not like.

• 40:51Andy Frisella?

  You're mini big.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  I'm like, damn, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, damn, all right, come on, DJ.

• 40:54Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you're, you're like, you're like cuddly bear big.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 40:59Andy Frisella?

  You, they'd like you in jail.

• 41:01Speaker 01

  Wait, what the?

• 41:03Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, you'd be the bear. Wouldn't he?

• 41:08Andy Frisella?

  The cuddly funny bear. That's DJ.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:13Andy Frisella?

  What? Is that gay?

• 41:16Speaker 01

  They loved me in jail.

• 41:18Andy Frisella?

  They would.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, man. Uh, but yeah, so let's dive into this, man.

• 41:23Andy Frisella?

  Until it was time to eat, you ate all the shit.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  You go eat that cornbread.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  Uh, an overweight fat activist disclosed, uh, that she has been hired by the city of San Francisco to provide guidance on the prevention of weight stigma. On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news, uh, to, uh, her more than eighty-two thousand followers on Instagram. Uh, so yeah, so this comes after California Governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's own version of Doji, uh, President-elect Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to eliminate wasteful government spending.

• 42:05Andy Frisella?

  They're just gonna do the opposite.

• 42:09Speaker 01

  Uh, but yeah, so Tovar, she's 42. She wrote in a post, she says, quote, "I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality," she added. Uh, "I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city I've called home for almost 20 years in this way. Uh, this consultancy is an absolute dream come true and it's my biggest hope and belief that-

• 42:33Andy Frisella?

  Biggest hope, huh? Biggest hope? No shit.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Biggest hope, uh, and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health. So, now this, this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State University. Um, she's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting.

• 42:56Andy Frisella?

  So this is a fat sex expert?

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 43:01Andy Frisella?

  Okay?

• 43:02Speaker 01

  And, um, The Blaze reported that she's the author of several books such as, "You Have the Right to Remain Fat" and "The Self-Love Revolution: Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color." Um, now-

• 43:20Andy Frisella?

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 43:21Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 43:22Andy Frisella?

  Alright.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 43:24Andy Frisella?

  I'm about to fucking freak out over here. I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching. They're like, alright, here it comes.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  I want you to, I want, I want you to dive in, uh, I, I wanna just, I, I want you to read this real quick, okay?

• 43:37Andy Frisella?

  You want me to read it?

• 43:38Speaker 01

  I want you to read it, okay?

• 43:40Andy Frisella?

  Is it to our feet, read?

• 43:43Speaker 01

  Uh, this was, uh, this was her talking about unrealistically thin beauty standards, okay? This was an interview in 2017, uh, that, that, that quote there started in, go ahead.

• 43:54Andy Frisella?

  Okay. "I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture," she said. "I made myself sick trying to lose weight. Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive. I wasn't gonna live a life of shame anymore."

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:15Andy Frisella?

  Okay?

• 44:16Speaker 01

  I was born fat.

• 44:18Andy Frisella?

  I was born fucking fat too. See, people don't, oh, do you know, a lot of people don't know, I used to be fat as fuck.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, 350, bro.

• 44:25Andy Frisella?

  350, bro, and not fucking like, kinda fat, like fat.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:29Andy Frisella?

  And, uh, she looks like she's about that too. She about that same size. Come on, bro.

• 44:36Andy Frisella?

  This is sex expert. There she is with her fucking corn dog.

• 44:42Andy Frisella?

  Why do they always have corn dogs?

• 44:46Andy Frisella?

  That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater too. Remember that?

• 44:51Speaker 01

  No, I will say.

• 44:53Andy Frisella?

  You remember that?

• 44:54Speaker 01

  I do remember that. I will say the breaded glizzies, they're not bad.

• 44:57Andy Frisella?

  The breaded glizzy. That one looks like a real dick, bro. Like it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it.

• 45:03Speaker 01

  It does have a tip. It does.

• 45:06Andy Frisella?

  What the fuck?

• 45:09Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 45:09Andy Frisella?

  Bro, how can you, I don't know.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  Imagine living in California, paying taxes and knowing that your taxes is going to this, to pay a consultant.

• 45:18Andy Frisella?

  To talk about being fat and having sex.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  At the Department of Public.

• 45:23Andy Frisella?

  How much sex you think she actually gets?

• 45:25Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Over or under? I mean.

• 45:29Andy Frisella?

  I would say zero.

• 45:33Andy Frisella?

  Sorry, bro. Like.

• 45:34Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 45:35Andy Frisella?

  You, you become a sex expert by having sex.

• 45:39Andy Frisella?

  Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you can't just read about it. Like you gotta practice your fucking game.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  Practical application. You gotta.

• 45:47Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. It's like fucking sports. Like if you don't practice it, you ain't gonna be no good.

• 45:53Andy Frisella?

  I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice.

• 45:55Speaker 01

  She could have some.

• 45:56Andy Frisella?

  What you got, Joe? She looks like an Oompa Loompa that stayed in the factory too long.

• 46:02Andy Frisella?

  Bro, she be eating all the fucking Willy Wonkers.

• 46:05Speaker 01

  Bro, Violet, you're turning violet.

• 46:08Andy Frisella?

  We're gonna get fucking, she's gonna do some sort of thing on a.

• 46:13Andy Frisella?

  Is that dude, is that her boyfriend?

• 46:14Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I think so. Oh, her husband.

• 46:16Andy Frisella?

  Maybe she is getting it.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  Hey, man, listen, like there, there, listen, there, there's some dudes out there. Like that's their style and that's cool.

• 46:23Andy Frisella?

  It's, I never understood that.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  I, you know, me as a big guy, you know, I can't do it.

• 46:29Andy Frisella?

  Cause you're big. You can't have big and big.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  We can't, we both.

• 46:31Andy Frisella?

  No, you gotta have big and little. I'm glad I always had.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  Friends that understood that.

• 46:35Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying, man.

• 46:36Andy Frisella?

  Motherfucker, you look, you think I don't understand how you see pictures of me?

• 46:41Andy Frisella?

  You can't have big and big.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  We both can't be sweating, bro.

• 46:43Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, dude, no. Big and big.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  Like, my sweat's gonna drop on you. Your sweat can't drop on me, bro. Like, no.

• 46:49Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, it's gotta, look. Yeah, it don't work.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  It don't work.

• 46:54Andy Frisella?

  The fucking, the, the, the, uh, the physics.

• 46:57Speaker 01

  Don't work. No, no, I will say this, though, you know, like Alex, she's, she's.

• 47:00Andy Frisella?

  Like, if you're, like, if you, if you got a big woman.

• 47:02Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 47:02Andy Frisella?

  And you're a big dude, you ain't gonna be able to get in there.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, the only thing that's safe, though, I will say this, and maybe this is it, like, I mean, like, from a bigger guy, right? Like, Alex steals my food all the time, and I fucking hate it. You know, like, and I don't feel like, I feel like, you know, like, you wouldn't.

• 47:17Andy Frisella?

  She eat a lot?

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Of my shit, yeah.

• 47:20Andy Frisella?

  Oh.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, all the time.

• 47:21Andy Frisella?

  She's thin.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, but that's what I'm saying, but like, I feel like, you know, if I got what's over here, I ain't gotta worry about her stealing my food, you know what I'm saying? Cause like, she's gonna order enough for her, and I'm gonna have mine, you know?

• 47:31Andy Frisella?

  I, I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro. I think you should be thankful.

• 47:39Andy Frisella?

  I'm just being real, bro. You're down, you're down like seventy pounds, like, that's a good thing.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  She's just stealing your carrots.

• 47:50Andy Frisella?

  I'll tell you this. Uh, yeah, I wouldn't be paying this woman to tell me anything.

• 47:56Speaker 01

  No, man, but it gets worse, bro. It gets worse in California, okay? It's not just, you know, uh, overweight, fat sex activists, okay, that California's doing. Uh, I want you to look at this headline. District Attorney Forced To Refer To Male Rapist As She/Her In California Court.

• 48:14Andy Frisella?

  It's insane.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  Bro, what the fuck is happening out there, man? That's what I'm saying, like, just annex it, man.

• 48:19Andy Frisella?

  The, the, the woke culture is done. And they're still trying to hang on to it.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  Do they not realize that?

• 48:27Andy Frisella?

  No, cause that's where it comes from.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:29Andy Frisella?

  That's where it comes from, bro. It comes from California.

• 48:33Speaker 01

  Fuck, man.

• 48:34Andy Frisella?

  Everybody else is just like, fuck California. California's the keep doing California shit.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 48:38Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  I just don't get it, man. It's like, yeah, this is crazy. Listen, a California district attorney, along with other participants in the court, including witnesses and victims, are being forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns. Fifty-one-year-old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated in a women's prison, has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison and is facing charges including two felony counts of forcible rape and one count of dissuading a victim, a witness, excuse me. Um, he was removed from the Whitman, uh, women's estate. Um, but during a preliminary hearing,

• 49:22Speaker 01

  Carroll asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer to him by his preferred pronouns of she/her.

• 49:31Andy Frisella?

  I, I think, I think the people who allow biological men to go into a women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:42Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Like, if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's gonna tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot and you're, you're, you're a danger to society. And those women were raped, and it doesn't matter if they're criminals.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  No, this is, yeah, it's not right.

• 49:59Andy Frisella?

  No, it's not right. Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison and that is fucking wrong. You know what I'm saying?

• 50:09Speaker 01

  It's fucked up.

• 50:10Andy Frisella?

  Because someone wants to say, I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team, women are facing life-ruining, life-altering, traumatic events. And these people go home and think they're good people.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  Dude. No, I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right? Like,

• 50:29Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, but it's by other dudes.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Like, you know what I'm saying?

• 50:31Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, that's, that's kinda like the prison fucking hierarchy. Like, if you don't wanna get raped, don't fuck around.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  No.

• 50:37Andy Frisella?

  And, or learn how to fight or whatever you gotta do. I mean, and men kinda understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control.

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Right.

• 50:45Andy Frisella?

  You know, like, at least men of my age do.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  You?

• 50:48Andy Frisella?

  You know, like, Like if I go in there and you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, you probably gonna get fucked up. You know, keep your fucking mouth shut, keep your eyes down, stay to yourself, stick up for yourself. It's pretty fucking simple.

• 51:04Speaker 01

  Don't drop the soap.

• 51:05Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. Don't be in there for molesting kids.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, oh, yeah, yeah. You know, but I mean, listen, I mean, it's just crazy, man. That's why, that's why I was saying, just annex the whole state, bro. I know it's beautiful and all, but I mean, if we can get them all to New Jersey, then it's fine.

• 51:20Andy Frisella?

  Bro, the thing is, brother, is like, most of the people in California aren't with this shit either, man.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:24Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying?

• 51:25Speaker 01

  I think the other thing, man, it's like, cause like, we went out there, we're.

• 51:27Andy Frisella?

  I think they're cheating the elections, just like they tried, they cheated the election in 2020. I think they've been doing that in California for a long time.

• 51:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just like, cause like, nobody's with it. You, you go poll people in the streets.

• 51:38Andy Frisella?

  No, like, this is fucking stupid.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? But then it's like, but then like, why is this so common out here though? You know? Cause I mean, we got plenty of listeners on the show from California. They're all like, yeah, no, do what normal, right? Mike Taylor, who fucking awesome dude, he's from Cali. You know, I don't know if he likes, uh, breaded glizzies, but, um, it's just weird, man. I don't know. Guys, jump in on this convo. Tell us what you guys think, uh, down in the comments. Uh, with that being said, let's get to our third, or let's get to our final segment. Sorry, we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, it'll get one of those two options. Um, this one's interesting. Not, not really sure. We ain't got bears today, no bears. We got squirrels.

• 52:16Andy Frisella?

  No squirrels?

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Dude, I had a raccoon this morning.

• 52:18Andy Frisella?

  Really?

• 52:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think it was like, had rabies or some shit. It was like outside my house.

• 52:22Andy Frisella?

  What was it doing?

• 52:23Speaker 01

  Walking on sidewalk.

• 52:24Andy Frisella?

  So what made you think it had rabies?

• 52:26Speaker 01

  The eyes were kinda blue.

• 52:28Andy Frisella?

  What does that mean?

• 52:29Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 52:29Andy Frisella?

  Like, maybe it was just a good looking raccoon.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  But in the morning, aren't they supposed to be like moving around at night and shit?

• 52:35Andy Frisella?

  I mean, yeah, but I've seen him during the day.

• 52:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was, it was acting fucked up though.

• 52:39Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:40Andy Frisella?

  Like it just stole something?

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, like it needed first farm energy.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  That was terrible, I don't know.

• 52:48Andy Frisella?

  It was pretty bad. Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  I don't know if I can recover from that, I'll be honest.

• 52:55Andy Frisella?

  We're not gonna let you do that. So it's your time to do the ad, do the ad.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  You know that raccoon, I have to keep it with that.

• 53:06Andy Frisella?

  Motherfucker, do it. We, we need, we need some product placement.

• 53:10Speaker 01

  You gotta plug, yeah.

• 53:11Andy Frisella?

  See what you got.

• 53:12Speaker 01

  Uh, you know, I was thinking about that raccoon, man, you know, and I'm like, man, this raccoon would have been just fine. If it had some screaming freedom, not in that.

• 53:21Andy Frisella?

  That's it?

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Uh, that's all I got, man.

• 53:25Andy Frisella?

  For real?

• 53:27Andy Frisella?

  That's all you got?

• 53:27Speaker 01

  What you got, man? You got something?

• 53:29Andy Frisella?

  Man, I was, you know. I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon. And he, he looked a little crazy, but I think he was just thirsty. And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks. Best energy drink in the history of earth. And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there because he looked thirsty.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:50Andy Frisella?

  And I put it and he drank it up, bro. And that raccoon, he fucking, and I am not bullshitting you. He fucking started to fucking fly. And he flew away.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:01Andy Frisella?

  And then he waved at me when he was going by, said, thanks for the first form energy, Andy.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:05Andy Frisella?

  And I said, you're welcome, buddy. So get yourself some of this, bro. Because I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna turn your day around.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:12Andy Frisella?

  So yeah, how about something like that?

• 54:13Speaker 01

  That was good. Uh, let me try. Uh, I, I had a raccoon this morning and I was drinking the grape one. Motherfucker stole it. The coon stole my grape and it.

• 54:26Andy Frisella?

  Aw dude.

• 54:29Andy Frisella?

  Yes, like that. That was good. That was a lot better than this.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  Motherfucker stole it.

• 54:39Andy Frisella?

  That was good. That's what I'm talking about. That was actually better than mine.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, we got squirrels, man.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  We got squirrels for the thumbs up, man. Let's check this out. California, back to California. Actually, we didn't, we didn't leave. Uh, there's weird shit. So even the squirrels are realizing. Um, that they are no longer vegans and vegans are not good for you. California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time, new study finds. Squirrels are no longer vegan in California.

• 55:10Andy Frisella?

  So we got like zombie squirrels?

• 55:11Speaker 01

  Apparently. Um, so traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.

• 55:17Andy Frisella?

  Oh, wow. I know a few of those.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  Bro, CNN, what the fuck y'all doing, bro? Hey.

• 55:28Speaker 01

  What? No.

• 55:36Andy Frisella?

  Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks.

• 55:38Speaker 01

  With nuts. What the fuck? Oh, CNN, look, getting coming in hot. Uh, squirrels can be carnivorous through, uh, though recorded instances of the rodent hunting and killing other live vertebrates are rare with few species known to have done so. Now scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous behaviors, including hunting, killing and eating voles, according to a new study. The research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology is part of a long-term Behavioral Ecology of California Ground Squirrels Project at Bion's Regional Park in Contra Costa County.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  Shit, say that five times fast. Uh, the project examines how California ground squirrels native to the state's grasslands adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes in this case, and increase in the local vole population. Um, so these squirrels are now going around and hunting and killing.

• 56:43Andy Frisella?

  Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  It looks, it looks like a vegan squirrel.

• 56:47Andy Frisella?

  It looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Needing protein is what it looks like.

• 56:50Andy Frisella?

  Shit, man. That don't look like a squirrel from here.

• 56:52Speaker 01

  No, no, no. Our squirrel, our squirrels, we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though.

• 56:56Andy Frisella?

  No, bro. Our squirrels are much bigger than that.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:59Andy Frisella?

  And like they, that one looks like, like that, that looks like a fucking rabies squirrel or something.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  It does.

• 57:07Andy Frisella?

  That does not look like a real squirrel from here.

• 57:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a squirrel, bro.

• 57:12Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, he's eating some meat.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:14Andy Frisella?

  He's tired of them nuts.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  His cheeks.

• 57:19Andy Frisella?

  He went for the whole meat.

• 57:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, brother, but they're like hunting them and shit like, like they developed a whole different fucking, you know, way of life now, man. It's just weird. It's California.

• 57:28Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  They even got normal fucking squirrels out there.

• 57:32Andy Frisella?

  Man, everything's weird in California.

• 57:34Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 57:34Andy Frisella?

  It really is.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping?

• 57:37Andy Frisella?

  Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right. That's right.

• 57:41Andy Frisella?

  Yeah, she was swinging a whip around and fucking, and whipping herself.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  It's weird.

• 57:45Andy Frisella?

  On the fucking side of the street.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Just give it here, I'll do it for you.

• 57:48Andy Frisella?

  Bro, remember all?

• 57:52Speaker 01

  I'll show you how it's done.

• 57:53Andy Frisella?

  Remember all those fucking trailers and camp camps and all that shit like, bro?

• 57:58Speaker 01

  Tents and the fucking Starbucks cups.

• 58:00Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 58:01Speaker 01

  Shit on the sidewalk.

• 58:02Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. Fucking California, man. I don't know, man.

• 58:05Andy Frisella?

  Bro, we rented that nice ass house.

• 58:07Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:08Andy Frisella?

  And like you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered.

• 58:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:11Andy Frisella?

  You know what I'm saying? Like, people, it's weird how people think like, oh, I'm in California. And like, they think they're at the cutting edge. It's like, yeah, no shit. Nobody else wants to be there.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, nobody.

• 58:21Andy Frisella?

  You know, like, saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  No.

• 58:25Andy Frisella?

  It's like, it's like you can't afford to leave there. You know? Sorry, California people, but.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  I feel like most of the good ones have left. Maybe.

• 58:35Andy Frisella?

  I, I, I don't know. I think they cheat their elections. I think most people in California aren't like the shit. I think most of them hate Newsom. Uh, and I think they all just think like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit. So what difference does it make? We're gonna be, we're gonna be this way no matter what. So they don't get good voter turnout. And if they do, the election's probably fudged. But I mean, dude, like, I've known, I know, you know, all kinds of people from California and people that don't even agree with me on everything at all. And they don't like this, the shit out there. So I don't know.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Well, what we got on these, um?

• 59:12Andy Frisella?

  Meat eating squirrels.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  Meat eating squirrels. No longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts.

• 59:19Speaker 01

  It'd be cool to see, kinda. I kinda wanna see it.

• 59:21Andy Frisella?

  I give it a thumbs up.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:23Andy Frisella?

  You know?

• 59:23Speaker 01

  Adapting.

• 59:24Andy Frisella?

  Yeah. I think it's, you gotta do what you gotta do.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  Protein's good for you.

• 59:27Andy Frisella?

  Yeah.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  Meat protein.

• 59:28Andy Frisella?

  I mean,

• 59:32Andy Frisella?

  I'm down, you know, whatever, man.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Alright, man. Well, guys, Andy. That's all I got.

• 59:39Andy Frisella?

  Alright, guys. Don't be a hoe.

• 59:43Speaker 01

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