CONFESSING OUR DARKEST SECRETS! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  In college, I told a girl that had a crush on you that you didn't like her.

• 1:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell? That's how you're fucking?

• 1:17Peyton Hardin?

  Do you know how to whistle?

• 1:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh...

• 1:22Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no fucking word.

• 1:24Peyton Hardin?

  There you go. Now just pull in. Try the inward.

• 1:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa.

• 1:29Peyton Hardin?

  Say the in.

• 1:37Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 215. Round of applause, please.

• 1:46Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 215. If you are new here, or if you haven't already, look below, you see the subscribe button isn't pressed? You're wrong. If you give more below that, you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more, I'm going to fill that out, get your good car mom getting attacked by gnats. If you have some gnats in your house, say, "I got some gnats in my house."

• 2:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I got some gnats in my house.

• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's disgusting. And if you said it at home, you're Disgusting too. Guys, we, we, we're, we're doing so much right now. We have so many new projects coming out. I mean, YSK Unplugged, the YouTube channel is absolutely skyrocketing. The Patreon is absolutely skyrocketing. I see a lot of people thought that if you just join the Patreon, then you get stuff. No, you're now realizing you gotta get a certain tier. So, welcome to the actual Koala Club, to the people that are getting tiers, whether that's, uh, royalty, Prime, Cub, whatever you're getting, we appreciate it. And I hope you're enjoying the content over there. And if you want to enjoy it even more, we are on tour. Look at the backdrop. We're on tour.

• 2:47Peyton Hardin?

  Tickets are available right now. Link in the description or youshouldknowstudios.com. We only have meet and greets available left in Austin, Texas. So, if you're in the Texas area and you couldn't get a meet and greet to Houston or Dallas, go get some Austin, Texas tickets. Get a meet and greet. We can't wait to meet and or greet you. We love you so much. Now, on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, that kinda cleared some mucus. You should try that.

• 3:26Peyton Hardin?

  You sound hollow. I know you're not. You're filled with pudding in excess, but you sounded hollow.

• 3:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I used to do-

• 3:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to-

• 3:38Peyton Hardin?

  I know you wanna-

• 3:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, I used to, I used to, okay, this, this is doxing bad.

• 3:44Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead, Tom.

• 3:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to, uh, fake wrestle my father during his naps in between jobs when I was young. And I would, I would cosplay as a, as an ape from Planet of the Apes. And I would get on top of my father and I'd beat him senselessly. And I'd literally be like-

• 4:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my dad and god bless him because he just let me go to town.

• 4:06Peyton Hardin?

  Did you know?

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally was like.

• 4:10Peyton Hardin?

  All at 8pm, he's worked 16 hours.

• 4:14Cameron Kennedy?

  He's exhausted. He hates you. I mean.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  He's going to the airport and packing stuff. He's like.

• 4:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Mike, why do you have bruises on your chest? My son went to be a chimp.

• 4:25Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, can I say something?

• 4:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 4:27Peyton Hardin?

  Do you know there's a civil war going on with chimpanzees right now in Uganda?

• 4:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, speaking of monkeys.

• 4:35Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a ape empire civil war in Uganda.

• 4:39Peyton Hardin?

  First time in 500 years.

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  First time in 500 years?

• 4:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is that the first time? They have ape civil wars?

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, so.

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a known thing.

• 4:48Peyton Hardin?

  So I forgot.

• 4:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Who is documenting this?

• 4:50Peyton Hardin?

  So there's a group of like scientists that have been monitoring this specific species of chimpanzees in Uganda. This is the smartest I've ever sounded, by the way.

• 4:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you say chimpanzee in a different country? You're chimpanzee Uganda. Give me my Nobel. What are you talking about?

• 5:08Peyton Hardin?

  So there's a specific group of chimpanzees that these scientists have been watching for years. And now they've been living together fine, right? They've been.

• 5:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 5:18Peyton Hardin?

  Fine, cool.

• 5:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You know.

• 5:19Peyton Hardin?

  Cohabitating, cohabitating.

• 5:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Cohabitation.

• 5:22Peyton Hardin?

  Until 2013.

• 5:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god.

• 5:26Peyton Hardin?

  What's it called? The primary guy? What's he called?

• 5:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go with maybe king. Maybe that.

• 5:30Peyton Hardin?

  Sure, like the dominant one. What's it called when you're dominant in like a?

• 5:34Cameron Kennedy?

  King.

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  What's the lion called when he's?

• 5:36Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a king. He's a king.

• 5:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, not ruler, but it's like in a male's.

• 5:42Cameron Kennedy?

  A king.

• 5:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's like, no. Kim, if you say king one more time, I told you he's not king.

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything's king. Who's the best basketball player of all time? LeBron?

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm talking about specifically with animals, the dominant one.

• 5:53Cameron Kennedy?

  The patriarch.

• 5:55Peyton Hardin?

  The ruler of like the animals.

• 5:57Cameron Kennedy?

  The governor?

• 5:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. Maybe one more shot in the dark though.

• 6:00Cameron Kennedy?

  King. The lion's the king of the jungle. There's a king over an empire.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's like the male. There's a specific word and they're screaming it in the comments. I know they are.

• 6:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Patriarch.

• 6:09Peyton Hardin?

  Shut up. I'm about to beat you like an ape. Anyway, so the king monkey.

• 6:15Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 6:16Peyton Hardin?

  Right? He died.

• 6:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 6:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right? So now, there has been like, in 2013, the king ape died.

• 6:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  So now that there was like this, um, there's battle between like the males to see who is gonna take the top.

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Who's gonna be the next heir to the throne.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And so, they split into two different factions.

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you're speaking my language.

• 6:33Peyton Hardin?

  And then in 2015 is when the first attack happened, they like, it was a planned out attack.

• 6:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, dude, they're so smart.

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  They're so smart. There was a planned out attack from the west.

• 6:48Peyton Hardin?

  And they came over and, and like literally like, just started beating on them, right?

• 6:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, just beating their west coast style.

• 6:54Peyton Hardin?

  But now.

• 6:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You gonna do about it?

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  But now, and it's documented, there's videos and photos of this because there's, they have scientists in Uganda, like, monitoring them. And they said it's gotten to a point where there is a full-on war with tactical attacks from each side. Like, they can see them planning these attacks. They're like,

• 7:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, diversions and everything. You probably got one little slight, little street act going out there, like maybe a bad arm ape.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  He comes with a hat and everything.

• 7:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, she's fire, she's fire. Oh, and then people up in the trees like, It's on spears?

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's exactly what's going on. And, and the attacks are, are, they're saying are brutal.

• 7:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I can only ima- just imagine a hundred men going and attacking another hundred men with no weapons.

• 7:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, just, you gotta kill someone with your hands.

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  They're getting like in the sleep. They do like nighttime tactical attacks, like they're wearing.

• 7:47Cameron Kennedy?

  God, they got Navy SEAL apes.

• 7:49Peyton Hardin?

  They're watching.

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  SEAL Team Six apes. Osama Bin Take'em Down apes. They got tactical teams.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  They have night vision goggles on the apes and they're going.

• 7:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you know, you know they got a strong, they got a Chris Kyle ape. He's got a spear and way in the back. He's just sitting there.

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  They got a, they got-

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just flowing.

• 8:08Peyton Hardin?

  They got somebody committing war crimes.

• 8:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:10Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody really talented committing war crimes.

• 8:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, there's a traitor. You know, there's a guy that he's repping Crips and Bloods.

• 8:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. We got a double agent.

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, double agent.

• 8:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's like Homeland of the Monkeys.

• 8:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That is... What in the hell? Okay, so what's the... Are they still fighting?

• 8:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it's getting to a boiling point, like to where it's gonna be super bad. To where like it might mess up that whole population.

• 8:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy... How many apes are there, by the way?

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of apes. I don't know how many, but there's a lot of apes. And so, um, and, uh, um, they saying the attacks are so brutal, right? That they'll go like 10 on 1 at a time. And they have it, they have this documented. I haven't watched the footage. I refuse.

• 8:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm watching it.

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, you don't.

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yes, I am. I'm watching it.

• 8:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's so sad.

• 8:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that's sick.

• 8:51Peyton Hardin?

  And they said, no, it's not sick. 10 on 1, monkeys go, "Ah!"

• 8:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he's getting jumped. It's super sad.

• 8:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's not getting jumped. He's getting eliminated.

• 8:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he's getting jumped to death, but they're, Jared, they're stomping his-

• 9:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, they said-

• 9:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine 10 monkeys all in 10s, just-

• 9:04Peyton Hardin?

  They're saying it's worse than that. They're saying they're ripping off their hoo-haws.

• 9:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo.

• 9:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but that's what's going on in the monkey world. I'll come back next month with monkey news. This is monkey news.

• 9:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Hoo, hoo!

• 9:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, if you like it, I love it. I can't join this.

• 9:22Peyton Hardin?

  You're on. You get that, you get the hoo-hoo.

• 9:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I cannot join this.

• 9:24Peyton Hardin?

  This is monkey news.

• 9:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo!

• 9:39Speaker 04

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• 9:43Speaker 04

  See ya!

• 10:00Speaker 04

  What a wonderful day!

• 10:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, hey guys, here you go another episode of Usual Podcast. Get a secret code.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 10:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's cool. I just thought I should share that. I've been, I've been really trying to get into the news more.

• 10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, I, well, that's a weird thing and news is sad, but I appreciate you sharing that.

• 10:36Peyton Hardin?

  Monk, you news. Monk, you news.

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I, dude, I'm gonna get some DMs. I'm gonna get questions. Like, why are you, that's a little too good.

• 10:46Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there's some people that will request, like, I'll look at my requested DMs, like, it's kinda like for me, like, you know you shouldn't do it, but like that tantalizing thing hits and you're like, I wanna go look at it. So I'll go look at my requested DMs.

• 10:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you get some, you get some cursed messages.

• 11:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that OG one talking about through the denim.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, they're worse now. I'll get full-on videos. I mean, it's bad. And I'll block you after that. If you send me a video of you and you, with no undergarments, you're done. But they're like, all the whites in my DMs will send me like the most racist videos ever, and they'll be like, show this to Pierce and Cam. They'll love it.

• 11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, why am I catching racial strays?

• 11:24Peyton Hardin?

  Come on.

• 11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no!

• 11:27Peyton Hardin?

  Remember what you said about Dario when we first got him?

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Got him? You sound like, you sound like we threw a casting net on him. We went, like, oh, we got him. Holy, alright, help me out. No, that's not what happened.

• 11:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's not what happened.

• 11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  At all.

• 11:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Any, okay, Jesus.

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  You did say something.

• 11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, do you know what that made me think of?

• 11:48Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That DaBaby song.

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  What's the DaBaby song?

• 11:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Somehow, I was in the shower, and this one I found out my mom was a freak. She sat on the toilet.

• 11:54Peyton Hardin?

  Just pulled out a phone, it was a picture of me.

• 11:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 11:57Peyton Hardin?

  Started playing up. She didn't lift up the seat.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I thought of. Now, I don't know why my brain went there when you said DMs, with no undergarments. I need, I need, uh, I need a, a, a study done. I think it's to the point, genuinely.

• 12:11Peyton Hardin?

  I want to know what your requested DMs look like. Do you ever look at them?

• 12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, not often, not often. A lot of times it's like a eighth grader, like, dude, let me on the podcast.

• 12:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's never gonna happen, ever. I'll kill all of those dreams right now. That is never gonna happen.

• 12:24Peyton Hardin?

  Unless you have an exhilarated talent.

• 12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:27Peyton Hardin?

  For dollars?

• 12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I don't, I don't even know what to tell you a baseline of like, you have to meet this requirement to even feel the need to send that. I don't even know what that could be, but yeah, that's not gonna happen. A lot of those, a lot of, oh, I think I saw you. Some of the thing things you got. Dude, were you in New Hampshire last week? Never been in my life.

• 12:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's to the point, I'm just like, yeah, that happens a lot.

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• 13:50Peyton Hardin?

  I feel bad for you. Do you ever get hit on anymore?

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 13:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 13:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Never.

• 13:54Peyton Hardin?

  Like you, like, you don't go out. So I'm saying, I think, I think you should go out like one time by yourself or maybe with the boys. And I just want to see if you get hit on. Cause I feel like you're, I think that's important, right? Like, like if I don't get hit, I tell Sarah this. If we go somewhere long enough and I'm not getting hit on, I tell her, there's a problem going on, right? Like, we need to distance ourselves.

• 14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  They, they released the gas. There's a chemical out there. I'm no longer attracted to what's happening.

• 14:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's, no, we've genuinely had this conversation. We went to a honky tonk. Now I know those people aren't normally like, hey, what are you doing here?

• 14:23Cameron Kennedy?

  They don't want to hit on you. They want to hit you.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, true. Honestly, a fact.

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Who the f-" "Do you think you did in my honky-tonk?"

• 14:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but, so, we went to a honky-tonk and we were at the bar and, I mean, everybody was coming up to her because she's a supermodel, right? And so, everybody was like, "Oh, my god, you're so hot." And I was like, "Hey!" I said, "I haven't gotten hit on in like, all day." And then I go, "Now that I think about it, I haven't got hit on in months." And I was like, "I don't feel good about this."

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Try years. Try years.

• 14:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's user error.

• 14:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that is user error. That's, that's, that's, I need a software update. I need a lot of things. And that, that's a fact. I think tattoos are gonna be my go-to.

• 15:01Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you're never gonna get tattoos.

• 15:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, just let it, just let it bake in, let it bake in.

• 15:05Peyton Hardin?

  It took you six years to, to get convinced to grow a beard.

• 15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, what do you mean convinced? I didn't have the, I didn't have the facilities for that big man.

• 15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you did. And I, I literally gave you the person to give you a beard.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I got a beard!

• 15:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you were like, "I don't know. I think this chin strap really makes me look like Jason Derulo."

• 15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I hated the chin strap. It's the only thing I had.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, you loved it.

• 15:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he said, "You're gonna have to go through a couple rough months of looking rough, but then you'll have it."

• 15:29Peyton Hardin?

  And then the haircut.

• 15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, I can't afford rough months.

• 15:31Peyton Hardin?

  Hot take, I miss your old haircut.

• 15:36Peyton Hardin?

  Hot take-

• 15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that's magma hot take.

• 15:39Peyton Hardin?

  But I, I actually, just wanna talk about DMs. I got a DM that said, "Thank god you cut your hair. I used to hate you." That, that was in a DM from a random person. "Thank god you cut your hair. I used to hate you."

• 15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are so real. Like, honest hatred-

• 15:52Peyton Hardin?

  Honest hatred DMs are the best.

• 15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you gotta appreciate it.

• 15:55Peyton Hardin?

  If you genuinely hate me for something, I love it.

• 15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 15:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the fake, like, that's a good reason.

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 16:01Peyton Hardin?

  But I, but, no, it's a, it's a, it's a real thing. Because, uh, we did a podcast with B. Simone and one of the comments said, "Yeah, Cam looks good." Because they were talking about your hairline. His hairline's good, but let's be honest, we all miss his old hair.

• 16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not, I can't grow that back. I don't know what I would do. I don't know what-

• 16:16Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like if you have- It's like if you have dreads and you go to fade.

• 16:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine. A lot of people do that.

• 16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but you're not.

• 16:23Peyton Hardin?

  Kai Sennett looks great with a fade.

• 16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Ted, well.

• 16:26Peyton Hardin?

  Kai Sennett, I mean, he looked like Diddy a little bit, but he looked like, but he looked great. But Diddy was an attractive guy.

• 16:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true. That is true. But I don't, it's just like, I don't know. I struggle in that gray area.

• 16:35Peyton Hardin?

  You struggle with new?

• 16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  If I want to go back, no, not even new. If I want to go back to my old hair.

• 16:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, think about me if I didn't get a haircut for one month. You call me Millie Bobby Brown.

• 16:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And then if I get to maybe five weeks, you say I look like, like I need help, like if something's wrong with me.

• 16:50Peyton Hardin?

  You need a stylist.

• 16:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd have to go months without getting a haircut to get that back.

• 16:53Peyton Hardin?

  Style it in between. Like you could, white people can do a lot with their hair.

• 16:56Cameron Kennedy?

  White people with thin hair. I have a rug!

• 16:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you can still do something with that. You can layer it. There's, there's places out there.

• 17:02Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you layer carpet, P? How do you layer a rug? It's a Chia Pet. It grows like this.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  There's people out there for that, man. I'm telling you something. I'm teaching you something.

• 17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  How would you, if I, okay, at a month of growth, what, what does my haircut look like?

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  What would the length be?

• 17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It'd be like right here. Just a ball. I'm gonna shoot it.

• 17:21Peyton Hardin?

  You can literally gel it to where it's like, like this. Like, it's like the spiky with the tips, with the, with the blonde tips. You would look sexy. Like, I mean, talk about a slobber I'd give you.

• 17:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I used to.

• 17:31Peyton Hardin?

  I'd clean you, I would clean you shiny. I mean, you would think that you came fresh off the conveyor belt, how new you'd look down there.

• 17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 17:38Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I mean, you'd, I'd suck the color off it.

• 17:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's not much color on it.

• 17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 17:44Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I looked at mine the other day. I was like, this doesn't belong to me.

• 17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, too much color or too little?

• 17:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's so dark. I mean, dark.

• 17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't understand. Like, I got a different pigment down there as well, but it's like not, I don't get the science on that.

• 17:55Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know either.

• 17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  This, that's the least exposed area of my skin to the, to the sun.

• 17:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, not me. You know how I suntan. Especially when the summer comes out. Oh, my neighbors get to know me.

• 18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You go.

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what? That gets a good shine. What?

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, imagine getting a sunburn on your anus!

• 18:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, you spray down there, obviously, but. And when I suntan, I'm definitely like this, right?

• 18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, you're.

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  You might have to censor this season.

• 18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a massive hole. There's a massive hole in your testicle. There's a, that, your ball could fall out if you didn't have underwear. That hole's the size of a half dollar. That is a half dollar hole. Oh my God.

• 18:29Peyton Hardin?

  That is a ridic.

• 18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  You have one too?

• 18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a hole in my testicle too.

• 18:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah!

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Mine's nowhere near.

• 18:38Peyton Hardin?

  Let me see.

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 18:40Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's just a size comparison. I think that's just God showing us what we got.

• 18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What are we talking about, man? What are we doing? No, but I have a que- I have a question for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You brought up not getting hit on, and it does hurt my soul. Mm-hmm. Now, I was talking to Liv, uh, about a week ago, and we were going back and forth. About a week ago, week ago. Hey, wait, what's that song called?

• 19:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, I forgot too, bro. What's it called? I totally forgot the name of that track. About a week ago, week ago. Well, that's you know we're tweaking. Tweaking. Run up in the spot, get the squeezing, squeezing. Everybody catching bullet holes. Bullet holes. Catman's got me on my bully, yo. Bully, yo.

• 19:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm about to go my dumb.

• 19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Dumb.

• 19:27Peyton Hardin?

  Got me on that go.

• 19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Dumb.

• 19:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What is he doing now? I, I think he, he did that one, he kinda jumped up on a table in front of executives. That was a while ago. He went to jail. The OG. Yeah, he went to prison, but then he's out. But I think he, I think he dropped a song with Migos. I think he dropped a song with Migos. I mean, you are white as a can of paint. I think he dropped a tune with the Migos. The three amigos. Okay, what were we saying? I was talking to Liv and we were talking about the same thing. Crazy enough, how we don't get hit on, but we're not supposed to because we're in a relationship. And I said, nah, I don't really like that though. That's lame. And it is kinda lame, but I have a question for you. Me and Sarah enjoy getting hit on. If you, let's, let's take Sarah and Liv out. Now, let's say we're a tandem, we're a relationship, you and me. Yeah. Okay? We go out together and someone hits on me. How do you defend me?

• 20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  How would you defend me? What do you mean defend you? If a girl comes up and, and hits on you, I have to defend you? No, no. We're dating. Oh, me and you are dating. Couple. She's going in the trunk. Don't touch my man. They're putting her in the trunk, body bag, toe tag. What? Just like that? Yeah, for you? See, now you're gonna have to teach me something, because I think I would be, okay, look, we're at the bar. Okay, we're at the bar, we're dating. We're dating. I'm sitting to this side. Did we have a quickie before we showed up? That's important, because it depends on my mood. Yeah, very much. Are you nicer with quickie or without? I'm more relaxed. There was a quickie, sure. Okay, so you're more relaxed, you're sipping on your, you're like, you're floating. I'm here. Give me some water. Now, on the other side, this is the problem, say, someone comes up.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  So stupid, man.

• 21:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone comes up and hits on you.

• 21:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think.

• 21:05Peyton Hardin?

  Guy or girl?

• 21:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I, what do you want for the scenario?

• 21:07Peyton Hardin?

  Girl.

• 21:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it, girl. A girl comes up and hits on you.

• 21:11Peyton Hardin?

  What's up, baby?

• 21:11Cameron Kennedy?

  See, I don't, I, I think I'd be like, hey, what, excuse me.

• 21:14Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 21:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Excuse me. And she goes, yeah, what's up? And I go, he's mine. That's my man. She goes, alright, cool. I think I absolutely am frozen in time.

• 21:24Peyton Hardin?

  See, no, that's different. That's different. If she's being mean, after you say, that's my man, then that's a problem. But the fact that you're coming over when I'm getting hit on is selfish. That, you know.

• 21:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's selfish?

• 21:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. You know that will make me feel good. It feels good to get validated.

• 21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Feels good to know what's mine is mine?

• 21:42Peyton Hardin?

  It is yours. I'm not giving her no.

• 21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. You might be a little give or where.

• 21:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, she gets no puss.

• 21:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she, she might get that little green.

• 21:49Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, that, see, that's discomforting. You're, that's, you have a lack of confidence in yourself.

• 21:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Or maybe I have a distrust in you.

• 21:55Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that comes from.

• 21:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You flirt, taste.

• 21:57Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you shouldn't have gotten with me, not know, like.

• 22:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are we even dating then?

• 22:01Peyton Hardin?

  If you can't handle a bad, that's on you.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But why are we even dating then? Because. You want to flirt and you want the attention of others, why are you with me?

• 22:06Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't say.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you go to bed with me at night?

• 22:07Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't say I want it. I said, I'll take it.

• 22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  But you and me are dating.

• 22:11Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine.

• 22:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you choose to date me every day when you want to be seen by others?

• 22:14Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I love you, I don't love them. I enjoy the time, though.

• 22:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Enjoy your time with me.

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  I love Drake, but I'm gonna listen to some Run DMC sometime.

• 22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Speaking of Drake, you got some time to waste. Waste it with me. Why are you wasting your time with these? You chose me.

• 22:31Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you're not understanding. And we shouldn't have gotten this, in this relationship, if you weren't prepared, what comes with dating a bad.

• 22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Tango. You keep talking about prepared to bad. You said yes.

• 22:42Peyton Hardin?

  I know I did.

• 22:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, wanna be mine? You said, yes.

• 22:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's like, okay, that means you're like making me delete my Instagram.

• 22:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not making it. You can have the Instagram.

• 22:50Peyton Hardin?

  What's the difference?

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  When this IRL in front of my face?

• 22:52Peyton Hardin?

  Take it.

• 22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're playing in my face.

• 22:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna get a drink for the both of us.

• 22:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You're play, I don't want you.

• 22:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saving you money.

• 22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I got bankroll, baby girl. I will buy you the drink.

• 23:00Peyton Hardin?

  And because I love you, I want you to save that, daddy. That's yours, daddy.

• 23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You never want me to save that any other time. And this time, I'm saving, or I'm not saving. I buy you drinks.

• 23:08Peyton Hardin?

  Well, maybe.

• 23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I buy your clothes.

• 23:10Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe we.

• 23:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I go to bed with you. She doesn't.

• 23:12Peyton Hardin?

  And that should give you all the confidence in the world.

• 23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that, no, that gives me the confidence of a clown.

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Well, maybe you should go to therapy for that. Cause I can't help that. I can't help that. And maybe.

• 23:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe you're toxic as.

• 23:23Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe we shouldn't be together.

• 23:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you just say?

• 23:28Peyton Hardin?

  If this is how you're gonna act, maybe we should be together.

• 23:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe we shouldn't be together. All the memories, all the history we have. The man that you have helped me become, and you just wanna throw it away because I get jealous that you're getting hit on because you look great.

• 23:42Peyton Hardin?

  I can't live like this. Memories are fine, but call this the notebook. You're gonna have to read me those.

• 23:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, the notebook is really sad.

• 23:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying to save our relationship.

• 23:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, I just broke up with you.

• 23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're done, just like that.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, see, that's the thing.

• 24:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Go with her little raggedy. Go with her little raggedy. Enjoy that ride in that fucking Civic.

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:05Cameron Kennedy?

  See ya, see ya.

• 24:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, the K-

• 24:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Pull out my Maserati!

• 24:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the K5's a lot better.

• 24:12Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, CJ.

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ's my K5 gang?

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  But aren't you getting a new car?

• 24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful, beautiful car. Ah, yes.

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 24:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Quite soon, actually.

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 24:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Quite soon. Ah, yeah, not, not a, not a Cybertruck, but

• 24:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd say it's a step up from a K5. It's a Huracan.

• 24:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just kidding. If you pulled up in a Lamborghini one day, I would genuinely, like, set you down. I would be like, hey, man, what's going on at home? Like, did she cheat on you?

• 24:38Cameron Kennedy?

  If I buy a Hurricane, my li-

• 24:41Peyton Hardin?

  A Hurricane?

• 24:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I want that one!

• 24:44Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, that's just-

• 24:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Give it enhancements, make it stronger!

• 24:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If I buy a Huracan, something's, something wrong has happened in my life.

• 24:52Peyton Hardin?

  If Cameron Kennedy bought a Lamborghini, I would 100% like, have to talk to you.

• 24:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Break down the science, why?

• 24:57Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I know you.

• 24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 24:58Peyton Hardin?

  You're the most-

• 24:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it pure off frugality?

• 25:00Peyton Hardin?

  Literally off the, we had a 10 minute talks that came out, that comes out today on our Patreon. And on it, you said, "Yeah, I don't need to buy first class. I'm fine with the middle seat because I just wanna save money."

• 25:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  That same person's not buying a Lamborghini.

• 25:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's fair, that's fair.

• 25:13Peyton Hardin?

  And that's what I'm saying. Like, if you were to buy a Lamborghini, I know it's a midlife crisis.

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Something's happening.

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  How did you-

• 25:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, when'd you get the papers printed?

• 25:20Peyton Hardin?

  When, when's the divorce happen?

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• 26:26Peyton Hardin?

  How, I just thought of this. Hopefully we're still friends by the time this happens.

• 26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell?

• 26:32Peyton Hardin?

  Can you imagine our midlife crisis? Like what's your midlife crisis gonna be like?

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. I don't even, I'm gonna start by knocking on wood.

• 26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  It'd be bad, bro.

• 26:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, yours is gonna be...

• 26:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Mine would be bad.

• 26:46Peyton Hardin?

  You know what yours is gonna be?

• 26:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I can tell you.

• 26:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what do you think? And then I'll change it, cuz I know what it's gonna be. Cuz you've already kind of hinted at it.

• 26:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, mine is not, this is if this happened. I do not think this is gonna happen. I will do everything in my power to not let this happen. If I get a divorce...

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, when is that becoming a part of the midlife? Like what the?

• 27:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there is no higher degree of... If I get a divorce, my life will crumble.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 27:10Peyton Hardin?

  You think so?

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 27:11Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 27:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No matter, no amount of pride... I mean, that hurts, man. That puts a [BLEEP] debt. Half of, half of a lot's a lot, you know what I'm saying? That's a, that's a, that hurts.

• 27:23Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 27:23Cameron Kennedy?

  But, we'll recoup on the back end, no worries. It's not the half, it's the... It would like be drop it, it'd be like giving birth to a 40 year old. Like I would be experiencing life so different, so deep into life. You know what I'm saying? Cause I did not have the traditional.

• 27:43Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't have the single phase going out.

• 27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, bachelor, oh, I got my own spot. I, I can talk to whoever I want. I do, not that I wanted that. Like I chose Liv, Liv chose me, but I didn't have that. Having to do that at 40, that's like a 40 year old rookie in the league. You'd be like, oh dude, he's rookie. It's like, yeah, his knee is shot. He is a horrendous athlete.

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  You would definitely be that weird old man in the club that's like posted up on the bar with a beer, with like a, like a huge beer, like a Preston Hart.

• 28:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a 40 ounce Shiner box.

• 28:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And you'd be like this with a red apples ale, like just looking at the young women.

• 28:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:18Peyton Hardin?

  And like not even like.

• 28:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's another part. I wouldn't know I'm 40. I wouldn't know I'm 40. My eyes are still gonna look 28, 29. I'm 40.

• 28:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And you'd be wearing like USPA.

• 28:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You should have paid attention.

• 28:32Peyton Hardin?

  You'd be wearing USPA, just like posted up on the bar with a.

• 28:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Gross.

• 28:37Peyton Hardin?

  And just like look like, like, like weirdly looking at women. You'd be like this.

• 28:42Peyton Hardin?

  And then you would go up, yeah. You'd be making suggestive comments and being like, I know you can't have a boyfriend working in a place like this. What's your number? Like that's how you would talk. You'd get an accent out of nowhere.

• 28:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go, an accent out of nowhere is crazy. I'm like, damn, whole lot of. Sure would hate if you were throwing it on me. What's your name? And she walks, she's like, you creep. I'm like, you're right.

• 29:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And then you, and then you'd get turned down and you'd be like, I don't care. And then you would just start dancing by yourself.

• 29:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Shoulder.

• 29:12Peyton Hardin?

  And then still just moving around, trying to find some.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Then my last ditch effort, last ditch effort. It's, I mean, 157, the dude just cut the lights on. And I go, dude, honestly, everyone in here, you want a ride back in a Maybach? I'll let your boy. And that's how I'd walk out. And then I'd go downstairs. It's not a Maybach. I go back to my apartment and I'm sad and lonely.

• 29:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's a minivan. It's like the Mad Kitty, Mad Kitty.

• 29:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Mad Kitty.

• 29:34Peyton Hardin?

  Mad City minivan.

• 29:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I've, I've made eye contact with Mad Kitty.

• 29:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and you would definitely like try to go like give the DJ like $4 and be like, "Can you play that Young Gunna Wana?" And they'll be like, "Bro, it's 2054."

• 29:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I got, dude, Still Club Anthem. What are you talking about? You mean to tell me Drip or Drown comes on right now? He's like, "Dude, the servers are robots."

• 29:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, "Oh."

• 29:57Peyton Hardin?

  What do you think my midlife crisis would look like?

• 30:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this is, now, this is some, this is some touchy territory.

• 30:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, barring the, let's just call it the implosion of the internet.

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:15Cameron Kennedy?

  The internet just goes.

• 30:16Peyton Hardin?

  See, why do you have to go to disaster mode for a midlife crisis? You could be in a great position in life and still have a midlife crisis. That's an internal thing.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, you, you can give me those great position ones. I'm making real.

• 30:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If the internet wipes, I mean, I, I, I, I will pray for you. I think-

• 30:33Peyton Hardin?

  But that's, I don't like that one because by that time, by midlife, I'm not gonna be doing the internet, really.

• 30:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but you as, say you're, say you've retired.

• 30:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You without the internet is a scary thought. You, you literally-

• 30:46Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you were talking about a job.

• 30:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you said, "Oh, well, I mean, that, if you're working or not." I'm saying if there's no internet, like, the whole grid goes out, you would be, it would be bad. You used to say you'd get anxiety just thinking about people in the old days. Like, you fucked them and you got uncomfortable physically. Now, imagine if you physically had to do that.

• 31:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what's my midlife crisis?

• 31:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, it'd be bad. I mean, you, it would be scary. You definitely, a beard would grow so quick, so fast, out of nowhere. You'd get, you'd be like a Gandalf, be like down here.

• 31:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You would, I mean, the stench that would emit from your body would be document-worthy. Like, it, someone would have to write about it. It'd be unbelievable. Your, hate to say it, happiness.

• 31:26Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, we're already there.

• 31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Skyrocket down and I don't- I think, I would hope you have enough in you to reach out to someone that could be good in that scenario, like a survivalist. I think you'd be a prideful son of a, you try to do it by yourself.

• 31:41Peyton Hardin?

  Do what?

• 31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Survive.

• 31:44Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, are we in like the apocalypse now? What do you mean survive?

• 31:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, if, I hate to break it to you, I don't know if you live in under a rock. If, if all of the internet goes out, it's real weird.

• 31:53Peyton Hardin?

  Get into like, talk about, um, just like regular life, just midlife crisis camps, like dude, when the zombies come out?

• 31:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not saying zombies.

• 32:00Peyton Hardin?

  Like you just took this whole thing to.

• 32:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe, I don't.

• 32:03Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know what a midlife crisis is?

• 32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but like, what's the thing that causes it?

• 32:06Peyton Hardin?

  Like, you're in midlife, you're not, it looks like a guy that's like 50, that still wants to be like 20 years old. He's like.

• 32:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Like an internal one?

• 32:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's what a midlife crisis is.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I thought like something has to happen and there's like this massive chain of events.

• 32:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's what I was saying, you're like, when I get divorced, whenever you lose the internet, when the zombies come out.

• 32:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, well then now to answer that.

• 32:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  My midlife, my midlife crisis is when I can no longer be athletic. I genuinely think that'll me up. Like when I, stop, stop, stop.

• 32:38Peyton Hardin?

  You're athletic now?

• 32:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop. I can.

• 32:40Peyton Hardin?

  Touch the ceiling. Touch the ceiling. Oh, that's, I didn't realize it was that long.

• 32:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I can absolutely like, I go, I walk into pickup, I don't even stretch, I play, I have fun. Hundred percent sore the next couple of days.

• 32:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But when I get to the point, I'm like, okay, it's a safety risk if I play basketball, it's going to mess with me mentally.

• 33:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, see, now hearing you, you talk about it now, your midlife crisis is gonna hit you like a bus, cause you don't even know what it is and you're just gonna go through it and I'm gonna have to have the conversation with you.

• 33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you tell me.

• 33:09Peyton Hardin?

  I just told you.

• 33:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, what?

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  I just told you, you're gonna be young, you're old guy in a club acting like they're young, hitting on women.

• 33:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but that, but hopefully I'm never, if I.

• 33:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it doesn't matter.

• 33:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, but initially what I was gonna say is, you're gonna be like 50 years old wearing Nike techs.

• 33:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, but I don't see a crisis in that.

• 33:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you're not, but you're gonna be fat, like you're gonna be overweight.

• 33:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I got that, I got that lean belly.

• 33:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then you're gonna be like.

• 33:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I got that walk hard gut.

• 33:35Peyton Hardin?

  You're just gonna randomly walk into like AAU tournaments and like giving kids pointers and they're gonna be horrible advice, like it's gonna be the worst advice ever. It's gonna be like, you try that Spain action, you're like, back in my day at APU. Oh, are you saying, they're gonna be like, get the fuck out of here.

• 33:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they're gonna be like, dude, who are you, my, who am I? I played Division 2.

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, you're trying to sniff where I pissed greatness.

• 34:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna like go to open mics and do stand up and it's just gonna be like the worst jokes.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You just, you just, dude, you just named like that, that sounds amazing. Everything you just named sounds great for me.

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's coming.

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I would love to wear Nike techs. I'd love to go to AAU and I'd love to do stand up.

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's coming.

• 34:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, then that's not a crisis. That's a sign me up.

• 34:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, great.

• 34:19Cameron Kennedy?

  On the realistic front, what would yours be?

• 34:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I was asking you. I don't know.

• 34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, because my mind went way too south.

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I don't know. You gotta come up with it. Because I don't think I'm gonna go through one.

• 34:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 34:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait a second. You can just veto yourself from this?

• 34:34Peyton Hardin?

  I think I'm perfect. I don't think, I don't think I'm gonna get one. I just think I'm too, I have no midlife crisis for me. I don't think I'm gonna have one. I'm too self-aware for a midlife crisis.

• 34:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I think maybe.

• 34:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm way too self-aware.

• 34:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it might be something around kids. That's what I would think.

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 34:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, if you.

• 34:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like I'm gonna be like 60 trying to, trying to shoot, shoot up?

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 34:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I was saying something to do with your children. Like, it might be because you're a very, in a good way, but you love your life and stuff like that.

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I think maybe when it gets past to like, you have to live for someone else, or something like that, and you have to like forcibly stop doing things you want or something, that might be your crisis. Maybe, if I had to think.

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that's a midlife crisis, bro. I think it's parenting.

• 35:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, but I'm saying.

• 35:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think Cam knows what a midlife crisis is. I think we gotta move on. No, because we just gotta move on.

• 35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's fair. Do you know how to whistle?

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  Uh.

• 35:30Peyton Hardin?

  There's no.

• 35:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I think my whistle had a lisp in it. It was dry and at the very end it was like, it was like a little hyphen.

• 35:39Peyton Hardin?

  Tail end we had some.

• 35:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a whi- you had nothing.

• 35:43Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't hear that? Everybody shut up. No talking.

• 35:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not a whistle. That is not a whistle in the slightest.

• 35:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't allowed to whistle as a kid.

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell does that mean?

• 35:55Peyton Hardin?

  My mom said it would bring demons into the house. So, you know, she put that in the same realm of like putting toenails in the soup. You know what I mean? That's all gonna bring some spells we don't want.

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom thought whistling summons demons?

• 36:11Peyton Hardin?

  Well, she said that and then whistling in the dark is even worse.

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Whistling in the dark?

• 36:15Peyton Hardin?

  Because you can't see what it's attracting. It's two things that, yeah, I guess not, right?

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  You're not, you're not being serious.

• 36:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to god, and I always thought it was cool cuz my grandpa had a real racist whistle and he put the, you know those?

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a echoing whistle?

• 36:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, see, I don't know how to do that. I think whistling, honestly, that is probably the most like pretentious ever. People that walk by and just whistle want attention.

• 36:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, if you can whistle like hymns and tunes?

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  You can whistle?

• 36:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 36:52Peyton Hardin?

  Whistle.

• 36:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're making me je- or not jealous, you're making me nervous.

• 36:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 37:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you seductively whistle?

• 37:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, oh, I definitely do a couple of catcall whistles.

• 37:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so see, people like that, see people that catcall whistle, honestly, it's like the weird construction workers?

• 37:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They got a hard hat, they're like.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, people that can whistle, did you practice whistling or did it just come naturally?

• 37:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I really don't know the origin story of my whistle. I used to be a, I mean, an Olympic whistler before my braces. I had this weird bucktooth situation and it caused this little air gap. Oh my god, I could whistle like a son of a-

• 37:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think, I didn't know if whistling came with practice or natural. I thought whistling was just gonna hit me one day like my first- Like I was just gonna be like, oh wow, I can whistle.

• 37:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Whistling, whistling is not even, I don't understand people who can't whistle.

• 37:42Peyton Hardin?

  Bitch me, I don't know.

• 37:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, you have a fat tongue, it's gotta be the fat tongue syndrome.

• 37:46Peyton Hardin?

  Hosts in some situations.

• 37:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You either, you either blow out, or you suck in. Mine's an in.

• 37:51Peyton Hardin?

  What? You can have any whistles?

• 37:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, it's just like a belly button, it's either naughty or any.

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let me go.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  That hurt my back.

• 38:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know how to, it's here?

• 38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And you just-

• 38:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're like touching your lips. You just made a hole.

• 38:16Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, let me see your mouth. Maybe it's cuz I have more lips.

• 38:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's a, that's a white people joke.

• 38:20Peyton Hardin?

  Am I light headed?

• 38:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't touch them, you just burp.

• 38:24Peyton Hardin?

  I think something's happening.

• 38:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't touch it, you go- Like a little, like a little, little fish.

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  There you go.

• 38:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Now just pull in, try the inward.

• 38:36Peyton Hardin?

  I plead the fifth. I plead the fifth.

• 38:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think that goes with what I'm saying.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  I plead the fifth.

• 38:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Say the in-

• 38:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, let me try to whistle that way.

• 38:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I cannot like, no, this is-

• 38:54Peyton Hardin?

  What if that was the heck to whistling? You just have to say the N-word like this?

• 38:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, what if that, what, once you did that with- I don't even feel comfortable saying that, with the word? Yes. What if that's how you unlock whistling, right? And it's a known, like, you found the secret sauce. You have to say the N-word to be able to whistle. And then you're just walking down the street, you see-

• 39:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's like every white person can whistle. That's why my grandpa was like-

• 39:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Pierce is walking to his truck.

• 39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Hitting the whole-

• 39:30Peyton Hardin?

  And he's been going for a minute.

• 39:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You're one of the jingle, you're, you can jingle?

• 39:36Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, he's like-

• 39:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you hit a jingle real quick? Hit a jingle in the mic.

• 39:42Peyton Hardin?

  That means he was letting it go.

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That means he's ripped the N-word.

• 39:44Peyton Hardin?

  He was in his bed like-

• 39:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's what he was doing. I don't feel comfortable making that joke in front of y'all. Dariel, the only reason I feel good is because Dariel's here and he can laugh.

• 39:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that a real thing?

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  You shouldn't continue the conversation.

• 39:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying-

• 39:59Peyton Hardin?

  You shouldn't continue and you're going.

• 40:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's fair.

• 40:01Peyton Hardin?

  Awesome.

• 40:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that is some-

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  That's funny.

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I've never really thought about whistling before. Bro, scrap. How, but that, that's what I don't understand about you. How do you not-

• 40:11Peyton Hardin?

  Ask my mom if she knows how to whistle.

• 40:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Call, let's call your mom.

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  I think it might be a black thing. Dariel can't whistle, don't even, Dariel, don't lie. Don't try to fit in.

• 40:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it a black thing? No, my, dude, my wife whistles like a hillbilly. It's just a like tooth thing, she goes-

• 40:24Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife used to let it ring off too. I'm gonna call my mom real quick. Hey, you're on the podcast right now, quick question.

• 40:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey mama!

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no? Quick question, yes or no? Do you know how to whistle?

• 40:37Speaker 05

  No, Peyton, I do not.

• 40:39Peyton Hardin?

  Do you know, eh, does, can your sister whistle?

• 40:43Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 40:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, no! Can your dad whistle? Could your dad whistle? No, no, your dad. My dad?

• 40:49Speaker 05

  Of course he can.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what'd you say?

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Yes, of course he can.

• 40:54Peyton Hardin?

  My dad? She said, "Of course you can."

• 40:56Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 40:57Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's a white people- Alright, let's just come out. Is it a white and black thing? Do black people know how to whistle?

• 41:02Speaker 05

  Some white people do know how to whistle. I'm not sure what happened with me, but I cannot do it.

• 41:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, can Preston whistle?

• 41:10Speaker 05

  Yes, but Preston's the whitest-

• 41:18Peyton Hardin?

  Preston's like, "I sure can." Like, "Of course I can cough it."

• 41:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, we were trying to figure out the origins of whistles. We said that the gateway to whistling was the N-word, so that's why a bunch of white people can say it.

• 41:32Speaker 05

  Stop it, but I think, I think there are blacks that whistle. It's just, I don't know, it's a country thing, I don't know.

• 41:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, our sample size isn't looking good right now. We can't, we can't find a lot of blacks that can whistle.

• 41:45Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, love you, bye.

• 41:46Speaker 05

  Love you, bye.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. I mean, we just got to the bottom of it. I think we just had a full-blown investigative case.

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• 42:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so I dabbled back into the gummies. For one night because I couldn't sleep.

• 43:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful.

• 43:03Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't like it. I don't like it. I think I'm too old for, for that now.

• 43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Boy, it's tripping.

• 43:07Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I'm too old for, I don't think I'm getting too old for alcohol. I don't drink like I used to anymore.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, no, that's fine. It's, bro, life is, I don't think it's an age thing. I think it's moderation.

• 43:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I think there was a point where you were drinking heavily, not to air you out, but.

• 43:19Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I think I'm public about that.

• 43:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly. And same as other people. Once you, once you scale back, it's like, it does, I don't, I think cold turkey is wild sometimes. When it's a clearly bad thing, yes, do it. But it's all moderation.

• 43:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, that's why I think it's.

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  But, but, so I couldn't sleep the other night. So I was like, I'm gonna dabble into the gummies. I went into CJ's room.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  Just kidding. I, I got, I, I, I.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That Nat is trying to be your next door neighbor. That Nat was inside, he was on the inside of your glasses. I saw that.

• 43:46Peyton Hardin?

  I smell like home. But, um, so I, I, I had this thought while I was under the influence. I had this thought.

• 43:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Be careful.

• 43:57Peyton Hardin?

  Look at the ground right now. Wherever you're at, if you're watching this, look at the ground and then look at the ceiling.

• 44:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 44:04Peyton Hardin?

  Every ceiling is the same size as the ground. But if you were to put everything that's on the ground on the ceiling, it wouldn't fit.

• 44:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You did more than the f*** gummy buddy. What are you talking about?

• 44:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's called the, it's called the floor ceiling theory. And I think it's a real theory after I looked it up. Like more people have said this. Like right now, everything that's on the ground right now would not fit on the ceiling. And like the way we'd be able to walk around.

• 44:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I argue it would fit exactly the same.

• 44:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, it would not. No, it would not.

• 44:37Cameron Kennedy?

  How would it not?

• 44:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, it would not.

• 44:38Cameron Kennedy?

  How, how would it not?

• 44:39Peyton Hardin?

  Because look, there's less, there's less ceiling than there, oh, I don't know. It just looks different, doesn't it?

• 44:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said it's the exact same size.

• 44:46Peyton Hardin?

  It looks the exact same size.

• 44:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It is.

• 44:49Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so. I think there's like more mass on the ground. Because look, look, if you put this chair and that couch, or this is the couch as well, I guess. Put this couch, that couch, all this equipment on the ceiling right now, you, we could not walk around as freely right here.

• 45:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Pete.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  You could not.

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you can.

• 45:05Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody right now, look at where you're at. Look at the ceiling and put whatever furniture you're on right now on that ceiling. You would not be able to walk around as freely as you can now.

• 45:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you can. It's the exact same.

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. No, it's not.

• 45:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you understand what is above that ceiling?

• 45:21Peyton Hardin?

  Installation.

• 45:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And then above that.

• 45:23Peyton Hardin?

  Pipes.

• 45:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And then above that, another concrete slab floor with the exact same layout as us.

• 45:30Peyton Hardin?

  The ceiling is really the extra basement, if you really think about it. All a ceiling is, is beneath another floor.

• 45:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You want to talk about some real theories?

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, you just came up with you just could.

• 45:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You want to talk about a real theory?

• 45:44Peyton Hardin?

  So the ceiling isn't really the ceiling, it's just the second floor.

• 45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Second floor.

• 45:48Peyton Hardin?

  So every place we're in right now is literally the basement.

• 45:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. You own a one-story house? No, you don't, two-story.

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  You're in the basement.

• 45:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're in the basement.

• 45:56Peyton Hardin?

  So right now, we're on the second floor of this, Doc says we're moving. We're on the second floor of this building right now, and there's a ceiling above us. But really, wait, so there's people walking above us right now?

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  But that's tile.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's the tile. Then there's the gooey, and then there's the fiberglass which you shouldn't touch.

• 46:14Peyton Hardin?

  So technically, we're two floors below.

• 46:15Cameron Kennedy?

  We're in like the underworld of the next floor, that's all we are.

• 46:18Peyton Hardin?

  So whenever somebody is like buying a house, and it's a one-story house, you should always say it's a two-story house.

• 46:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you shouldn't say it's two-story until after you buy it. You don't want to pay for a two-story.

• 46:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, don't do it for the cheap. I'm saying, so it's technically a two-story house?

• 46:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 46:31Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 46:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You can go up in that attic, and what's beneath that attic?

• 46:35Peyton Hardin?

  Cause the ceiling that you're looking at is not the actual ceiling, it's just another floor for the ceiling.

• 46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not seeing the apex of your roof, you're not seeing the very top of the wooden frames, no, you're just seeing this.

• 46:45Peyton Hardin?

  Holy.

• 46:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You're seeing this. Walk outside your front door, look up, looks a lot taller than the ceiling, you can jump and touch, right?

• 46:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, cause it is, they're lying to us.

• 46:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're in the underworld basement of your floor.

• 46:57Peyton Hardin?

  Then how do people fall through the floor, like in apartments, they fall through?

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it's this with nowhere near this money. It's an apartment.

• 47:06Peyton Hardin?

  You know, building homes is absolutely the most fascinating thing in the world to me.

• 47:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, it's a beautiful, it's a work of art.

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  There's a lot of new construction by my neighborhood right now, and I've been watching these people build houses. Anybody that lives in a house, you're not safe. Like, at all.

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we're going completely different ways.

• 47:25Peyton Hardin?

  I've been watching these people build a home in this new neighborhood. All it is, is wood.

• 47:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 47:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's it. And then they just put like this little fluffy stuff on the outside and then just put bricks to make it look good. The bricks aren't actually anything. There's no concrete in between floors. It's just wood. I mean, yeah. What'd you, but it's not like a bunch of layered wood. It's just like slabs across and they built in like two weeks. Yeah, they make their frames, they wall it off and you're good. And then you could put thousands of pounds of furniture and people on that and it's just fine. That, that's not mind boggling to you? No. You just accept. Why is that so mind boggling? Cam, Cam, Cam, Cameron. Yes. Imagine, I just, because it's not even special wood. They don't go to like the. You're right. It's too my force. Exactly. They don't go to like Wakanda wood.com and get special wood. They're not getting vibranium wood.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  You're going to Home Depot or Lowe's grabbing just wood off the shelf and building homes that last for decades. And people could just walk on them and put, there's not even a weight limit. There's no weight limit. Like your house doesn't come with a hay, like, like it's an elevator. Like, hey, 20,000 on the top floor, nothing more. Exactly. They're just like, hey, whatever the you want to do right here, you can do it. Cause it's yours, baby. No one questions it. No. Just wood. Yes. Is wood the strongest asset in the world? No. You are, you are highly, highly underestimating the strength of wood. I've seen bridges crumble. Bridges and those are made of concrete, brick, like the most hardest substances humans could possibly find. Definitely not brick. I go bricks made in an oven, buddy.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't know bricks made in an oven? Every brick was made in an oven? Bricks are made in an oven. How many ovens do we got? It's big oven brick. Is there an oven factory? There's, is there brick factories? Yeah, it's like an Amazon warehouse and there's a million ovens lined up and they're just making bricks in it. But how do bricks are made? How are bricks made? In an oven. I know what I'm saying. What starts in there? Like what do you put egg yolks in there, a little bit of powder and then you got, you got bricks? I don't know the actual make, the chemical makeup, but it's like. Makes sense. No, no, no. Cause years ago, when I said about the gas stations, it didn't make sense, right? Where's the gas coming from? Now the thing I'm saying about houses, how is there no weight limit on the second floor of houses? Because all it is is wood. Cam, literally in Taekwondo classes, they have little scrawny sixth graders breaking through wood pieces.

• 49:46Peyton Hardin?

  And now we could put overweight people and deaths on it. And it's fine in many fridges.

• 49:53Cameron Kennedy?

  There is differences in woods. There's differences in density of woods. And those six-year-olds hate to break it to you, buddy. The was pre-cracked. Let's keep it a beam.

• 50:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was not mine, was it?

• 50:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, your board was pre-cracked?

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  Chuck Norris would not do that to me.

• 50:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, Chuck Norris would absolutely do that. She could buy the $139 class you went to. Yours is pre-cracked, or it is, I mean, the thinnest whatever.

• 50:15Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, okay, but I can, I can, literally the, the Home Depot wood that you go and buy off the, off the, the, the wall. I could break that in half if I wanted to.

• 50:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I could give you Bucky's, I could give you a Thanos's thing. You're not snapping a two-by-four with your own hands like this.

• 50:32Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, if you put it on one end and one end and the middle was, there was nothing supporting the middle, and I went like this for literally like an hour, it would break.

• 50:41Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, that, yes.

• 50:42Peyton Hardin?

  That's how houses are built. Cause there's nothing in between.

• 50:45Cameron Kennedy?

  P, so, okay, you as a person, right? This is a perfect example. You as a person, let's say, how much can you, how much can you pick up weight? Deadlift.

• 50:52Peyton Hardin?

  Couple hundred.

• 50:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple hundred, let's call it, let's call it, we'll, we'll boost you. Let's call it 400.

• 50:56Peyton Hardin?

  I can pick up 400 pounds, sure.

• 50:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you can pick up 400 pounds.

• 50:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, if we grabbed 10 of you.

• 51:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And we put you all right next to each other. You can pick up a lot. You can pick up 4,000 pounds.

• 51:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So, that's the same with the wood. One beam by itself. Yeah. A, a frame for a house is a two-by-four. Two-by-four, two-by-four, two-by-four, two-by-four, two-by-four, two-by-four. And it's stapled with other two-by-fours and it's a big frame.

• 51:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not, it's hollow. I just saw it. I just saw a house. I was, I'm watching houses get built, Cam, and it, I can see through one side of the house to the other. I can see from the bottom to the top.

• 51:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not done! You think they're selling boneless homes? It's not completed!

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  All they do is add like that, that fluffy pink, and then they put bricks. And that's all they do in carpet and wood.

• 51:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Where's the floor? Where's the floor? I don't know. Yeah, just cuz you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there. But that's, that is mind boggling to me to how that could, that could just last decades and no one's questioning that. And we're just walking on it. Beauty of engineering. It's not engineering. Engineering, there's no computers. Engineering isn't just computers. Engineering's building things. I thought that was architecture. That is architecture as well. But engineering is computers. Engineering is not just computers. What do you not understand about that? Why are you sitting like that? This is a crazy stance. Engineering is computers. I walked into an engineering class cuz there was this girl that I had a crush on and she was in engineering and they were on computers all day, every day.

• 52:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You've, you could've walked into any of my business classes. I was on a computer. This business is business only computers? You can't do business without a computer. That's. In the, in the modern age. That is the dumbest I've ever heard, ever. And you don't have to say that. You can't do, you can't do business without a computer. Not really. What in the hell? Where you gonna get the docu-sign? You don't need a docu-sign. What else, what do you need? You, you, I could walk up to you right now and say, you know what, I have this brand, I'm gonna give you thirty thousand dollars to promote it. You have to have a, you have to, you sign a contract. You don't have to. Yes, you do. No, you don't. Because that's not real business. And a contract doesn't require a computer. That's, yes, it does. No, it doesn't. You could write a contract. Lea, no, legally, you know, you can do that. Yes, you could write a contract. You could write a contract on a napkin and if it has the bullet points, it can uphold a court of law. Okay, but where'd they get the napkin?

• 53:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Not a computer! A nap, a napkin? Napkin's paper, right? A napkin. Is paper. It's not copy paper. I don't know the breakdown of a napkin, it's not paper. So napkins don't get made in a factory. The factory's run by computers. If you wanna play that game, let's keep going back until, oh, I don't know, computers didn't exist. World kept spinning. We had medicine before computers. Did we? Holy. We had medicine. Can I say like? We had sports before computers. We had theater before computers. We had art. That's not business. We had music. That's not business.

• 53:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If I make a song and I sell tickets. How'd you make the song? I'm talking about Beethoven. If I could go. I'm not too convinced.

• 54:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, speed it up now.

• 54:15Cameron Kennedy?

  If I could do that and a hundred people buy a two shilling ticket to my concert, I leave with 200 shillings. Those were agreements.

• 54:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Business agreements. Let's define business then. Uh, you went to class for it. Yeah, I don't even know the Webster definition. Guess I wouldn't trust what you have to say about it. Oh my God, you are a monster. You are a monster.

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• 55:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my gosh. Yeah, go ahead. Speaking of the whole route and everything of business and school and computers, okay, crippling ADHD, I went down an investigative path. You investigated something. The other night. What'd you do? Sicknesses.

• 55:59Peyton Hardin?

  Be sound sick right now.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That wasn't a cue, that wasn't a thing.

• 56:02Peyton Hardin?

  John Jones shirt.

• 56:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Huh?

• 56:04Peyton Hardin?

  It's just mind boggling to me.

• 56:06Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing.

• 56:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing.

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  John Jones shirt?

• 56:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm 28 years old, wearing a John Jones shirt?

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, I got you the shirt.

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You did, I was gonna say, you bought it, it's a beautiful shirt.

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  What's mind boggling?

• 56:14Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing, go ahead, I don't wanna do that.

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna dox me?

• 56:16Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 56:17Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead, what were you saying?

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What were you gonna say?

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead, go.

• 56:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So, I was researching the most potent and strongest illnesses you can get over the last 20 years. And it's not, it's not COVID.

• 56:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 56:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not Ebola.

• 56:37Peyton Hardin?

  Polio.

• 56:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not polio, it's not smallpox, and it's not the swine flu. It's the Bieber fever. That is the strongest, and I have evidence, that is the strongest sickness. I got a case of it in 2009.

• 56:52Peyton Hardin?

  What does that mean?

• 56:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I got a case in 2009, 17 years later, I had a flare up. I saw him at Coachella.

• 56:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I saw human beings falling out, passing out, crying.

• 57:03Peyton Hardin?

  Justin Bieber's the biggest thing who has since Michael Jackson.

• 57:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He is massive. And it is genuine, but my son got a case this weekend.

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  Your son fell in love with Justin Bieber?

• 57:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He sat there and watched the whole Coachella performance.

• 57:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Weekend one, though.

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  Is there something, no, I genuinely think they put something, when they made Justin Bieber.

• 57:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 57:20Peyton Hardin?

  They put something in him. I'm telling you, because there's a, I have the, like, I don't remember shit really. I have a vivid memory of the first time I watched Justin Bieber.

• 57:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the strongest, it's strongest sickness.

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  Fuddruckers in Destin, Florida. And I remember, there was TVs going, and it was like, like, the second tower just got hit.

• 57:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm telling you!

• 57:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like, we were all eating, and then every TV changed to the baby music video. And everybody, adults, kids. Everybody went like this, and watched, I've never seen a place go silent. Everybody was like this, like, we just got like, like.

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Put a spell on us.

• 57:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. And, and, yeah, I've never experienced something like that.

• 57:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, I can, that's the closest thing we will get to feeling what people, our parents felt about Michael Jackson. And I'm glad you said that, and I'm looking right at y'all when I say this. I don't, I don't care if you put my feet to the fire, I don't care if you clip this, I don't care if you cancel me for this. I am standing on this fact.

• 58:11Peyton Hardin?

  Here we go.

• 58:11Cameron Kennedy?

  If Justin Bieber did an Eras Tour, it's better than Taylor Swift.

• 58:19Peyton Hardin?

  This message is brought to you by Cam Kennedy. That's @CamKen22, or no, that's The Cam Kennedy on Instagram.

• 58:26Cameron Kennedy?

  My World. He goes, "Oh, so good. I got you. Sequel. My World 2.0. Oh, y'all love that? Let me do the acoustic version." That, "Oh, you love Christmas trees and hot choc- and hot chocolate?" Yeah. Christmas album. Okay?

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's got that.

• 58:40Cameron Kennedy?

  After that, what do you need to, what do you need to turn into? Beliebers. Here's Believe.

• 58:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Unreal. And guess what? After that, yeah, I found my purpose. Hold that for me.

• 58:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 58:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, we're gonna chop the hair off. By the way, acoustic version of the Believe as well.

• 58:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 58:55Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna chop the hair off, get yadded. We're going through some changes.

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh. Not too fond of that one, but...

• 59:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It was decent. It was an experimental project. After changes, you know, "I liked my hair. Let's grow it back and give my hair some justice." Dropped that.

• 59:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that was a good album. I liked that.

• 59:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Then he took a four-year hiatus and dropped a back-to-back heavyweight champion classic swag, and swag too.

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  Swag is a good album.

• 59:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Double album.

• 59:19Peyton Hardin?

  Swag is a good album. I just don't like the way it was mixed.

• 59:20Cameron Kennedy?

  2009 to current day, all hitters, better than Taylor.

• 59:26Peyton Hardin?

  Now, are you, are you going off this saying, "Personal prefer- preference"? Are you going off this saying, uh, your definitive Justin Bieber would have a better Eras Tour than Taylor Swift?

• 59:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I think off of propaganda and her tours she's already done, it's, it's almost impossible. But, in terms of, subjectively, with a, with a tish, tish of some facts, I would argue there's equal amount of girls at their peak prime, equal amount of girl listeners listen to Justin and Taylor.

• 59:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:56Cameron Kennedy?

  So many more guys will listen to Justin Bieber before Taylor Swift.

• 59:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's different. He's a guy.

• 1:00:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So he can pull more? If, we got equal amount of girls!

• 1:00:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 1:00:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Girls are, girls are like, are, are, are ready to die for Justin Bieber, as they are for Taylor and their Swifties. So equal, let's call it wash, at their peak powers.

• 1:00:16Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:00:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But he has more dudes as well, cuz he's a dude. Taylor's not pulling guys along with her girls, Justin's pulling guys with the girls.

• 1:00:25Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, man. I don't know. You're not making a bad case about this, but I think Taylor Swift is such an anomaly of a human being. Not to like saying like I'm like a huge fan, I do respect her, I think she's a great writer, like I think she, her pen is matched. But I've never seen ticket sales like that. Yeah. Like the way she can move a product of ticket sales, hard ticket sales, is like nothing I have ever seen. And I don't even, I don't know if that goes for a talent thing, a marketing thing, or a thing, but I do not know if Justin Bieber can sell a hard ticket the way Taylor Swift can.

• 1:01:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, tell me, this man does, he bites the style of an era's tour.

• 1:01:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Like promo.

• 1:01:12Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that already kinda confessing if he's biting the style of Taylor Swift, doesn't that kinda put him behind a little bit?

• 1:01:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she just did it first. She was the trailblazer.

• 1:01:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's, that gives a point, doesn't it?

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But it, but it's not about who does it first, about who does it best.

• 1:01:24Peyton Hardin?

  I don't always agree with that, but I think there is a, coming up with something, I think that is a

• 1:01:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You get a point for it, but like

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think we should just, like, like, I don't think we should ignore Steve Jobs because there's better technology now on a MacBook that he didn't come up with. He came up with this tech, like, I don't know if he came up with the technology, but with the

• 1:01:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's in his company, though. I'm saying that's like sports, like you don't, just cuz some, Bill Russell, like he won it first, he was the first to coach it, it's like, he's not the greatest, he's just not.

• 1:01:50Peyton Hardin?

  He's different, but yeah.

• 1:01:51Cameron Kennedy?

  But yeah, but anyway, if he did that, like saying, I like, Believe Will Be On There, My World, Old Hits, New Hits, everything, Era, the whole, like, it would go, and he caught a bad, like the whole with COVID and all that stuff, it was unfortunate.

• 1:02:07Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say this, though? I do, Justin Bieber? As much as I love, I am a like, you know, since I was a kid, a Justin Bieber stan, I will die behind my Bebs.

• 1:02:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And how?

• 1:02:18Peyton Hardin?

  But I, let me say this.

• 1:02:19Cameron Kennedy?

  How many guys?

• 1:02:20Peyton Hardin?

  Let me, let me say this. He is not a good performer. Like Taylor, like a great performer. He's good. He's not a great performer. Like that's just been his thing his whole career. Like as a kid, yes, because you're in that machine and they're forcing you to, you know, they're doing it like you have to do this, did this dance move with the thing, like one less only girl. They did that for him. But like you could see Justin Bieber now. You could see Justin Bieber now. Like Coachella. There was a good performance, but he's not a, Taylor Swift is a genius performer. Like the of her swimming under the sta- like the different sets and the like that all goes into making a good show.

• 1:03:01Peyton Hardin?

  Justin Bieber can give you banger after banger after banger, but can he perform it and take over an arena, a stadium? Like Taylor Swift can. I think Taylor Swift takes the cake in performing. She is a phenomenal performer.

• 1:03:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:03:16Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, like bar none a phenomenal performer. Justin Bieber, I like his music more. I would rather sit there and listen to a Justin Bieber concert regardless of his performance. I do not think he could put on a show the way that Taylor Swift does.

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Put on the show? Probably not. But the overall tour and if he decided to make a massive production behind it.

• 1:03:37Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 1:03:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I would go. Oh, who's, okay. Super quick.

• 1:03:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Abel or Taylor in terms of performing?

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, well, I, I, I cannot answer that unbiased. I can, I'll, I'll say anybody.

• 1:03:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The weekend.

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  The weekend show is.

• 1:03:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a, that is a, that is a actual trip.

• 1:03:53Peyton Hardin?

  Abel Tessefe, if you ever come across, can somebody clip this one of our 9,000 clip pages? Abel Tessefe, my name is Peyton Harden. I, I will get XO 10ed on my forehead just for a little bit of acknowledgement, man. I don't care. I'm marked out. I'm a fan. I'm a super fan. I love you. I listen to you all the time. I have all of your finals, man.

• 1:04:14Peyton Hardin?

  Please don't go away! We went to your old house! Sounds creepy. I did go to your old house, whenever we went on tour. No, I'm just kidding Abel, but if you see this, I love you man. Genuinely I do. Oh, I forgot to respond to him. That sucks. Damn. No, no, no, no. Um, let's get into the game.

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• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  I have a game for us, right? Oh lord. We haven't done a game in a while. And, a lot of this episode, we were talking about, like, our friendship and stuff like this, and I want to get into a deep dive of our friendship, but add a little twist to it. I have not seen you hold your Beats in two, in a year, year and a half. I found these actually, in a backpack. So disappointing. I'm surprised they still work. I think I wore them like, twice. Oh my, I mean, just in... I want to play, the headphone confession game. Oh god! So, we're both gonna wear these headphones, the other person has to say, a real confession, about our friendship. We've been friends for 10 years, and we're about to spill our secrets with some headphones on. You gotta guess what we're saying. Alright, you go first. I'm going first? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:06:17Peyton Hardin?

  Here, let me, uh, you got the music going? Alright. Let's do it. I preface this, me and Cam have known each other for about 10 years. I cannot hear anything, bro. I can't hear a single thing. Okay. We went to, we went to college together, by the way, so... Are you talking to me? No! Okay, I don't, I don't... This is 100% true, and I've never told him this. Alright. So when you say it, I'm just guessing? Yes.

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  In college,

• 1:06:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I told a girl that had a crush on you that you weren't into her.

• 1:06:49Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody, I got in college and you had a crush on a girl?

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Peyton Hardin?

  This is so [__] stuff because it's true. Because I liked her.

• 1:07:03Peyton Hardin?

  They're crying laughing. She loved Cam too and I said, "He's not the one. He doesn't like you." Okay, in college-

• 1:07:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You loved me? What was that?

• 1:07:11Peyton Hardin?

  In college, I told a girl that had a crush on you that you didn't like her.

• 1:07:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell? That's how you were [__] in college? You told, you told, you told a girl that liked me? That you, I didn't like her and you had a crush on her?

• 1:07:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, I had a crush on her.

• 1:07:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa, what the [__]? I thought you-

• 1:07:34Peyton Hardin?

  Take it, pause it.

• 1:07:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you said you told the girl you had a crush on me and that I didn't like her. We were gay.

• 1:07:40Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:07:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You straight up said, "You told her."

• 1:07:46Peyton Hardin?

  You know the girl I'm talking about too.

• 1:07:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Which? Who's that?

• 1:07:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, which one?

• 1:07:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wait.

• 1:07:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. And so she-

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow.

• 1:07:59Peyton Hardin?

  So she came, because-

• 1:08:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, wait, wait, wow!

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, we all-

• 1:08:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, wow!

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, first of all, we all had a crush on her.

• 1:08:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Who didn't?

• 1:08:08Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. And so she came up to me one day and she-

• 1:08:11Cameron Kennedy?

  She confessed with the tongue that she liked me?

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. She said, she said, I, she was like, "Hey, I really like Cam. Do you think he's interested in me?" And I go, "I'm gonna go, to be honest, no."

• 1:08:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is generational [__].

• 1:08:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:08:32Peyton Hardin?

  And you know what makes- But it's all good. Everything happens- Yeah, no, it's not like you're mad about it now, but it is [__] up as a friend to do-

• 1:08:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insane, that's insane, that's insane.

• 1:08:40Peyton Hardin?

  And the crazy thing is, like, like a month or two after that, I asked her on a date, she said, "No."

• 1:08:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:08:48Peyton Hardin?

  And I didn't tell you about it.

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's insanity.

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  I can't handle it.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Take those.

• 1:08:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:08:56Cameron Kennedy?

  God, I know the route you're on.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, here we go.

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, hold on.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, leave it loud. Oh, all the ears. There we go. Can you hear what I'm saying? You can't hear, it's so loud. The headphones are so loud. Okay, there we go. You ready?

• 1:09:10Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:09:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you ready?

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:09:15Cameron Kennedy?

  During one of our first road trips in college, I fake went to sleep so I could listen to you spit game on the phone.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like he's whispering. Is he whispering?

• 1:09:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Due to my lack of, my lack of flirting, one of our first road trips, I fake went to sleep to listen to you spit game on the phone.

• 1:09:38Peyton Hardin?

  On a road trip? You faked being asleep to hear me spit game on the phone?

• 1:09:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I am dead. Serious? You were trying to take that?

• 1:09:54Peyton Hardin?

  I literally said, I said, "Yeah, bro, I'm out of here. I'm gonna go to sleep."

• 1:10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, wait. That's concerning, cuz I know whenever you used to be asleep, I would get in my bed.

• 1:10:05Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I heard some crazy shit. I said, "Yeah, I have no shot."

• 1:10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "How does he possess one? How does he possess these skills?"

• 1:10:14Peyton Hardin?

  Was I saying nasty?

• 1:10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it was so gross. It was so gross. It was so gross. I was like, "What the f-" I was like, "What does that even mean, man?"

• 1:10:25Peyton Hardin?

  And I was, bro, whole time, no phone, I couldn't blow the cover, and I literally was just like, I turned to the wall, you were in the other bed, and I was just like this.

• 1:10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You were like, "Oh, what is that?" You're like, "I can go in there?" "What part of the body is that?" I was like, "He doesn't even have that car. What's he talking about?"

• 1:10:42Peyton Hardin?

  The crazy thing is, I used to wild out whenever I thought Cam was asleep.

• 1:10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, no.

• 1:10:48Peyton Hardin?

  Like, "Hey, Cam, do you go take a shower?"

• 1:10:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh yeah, that genuinely opened my eyes. I was like, "I'm never doing that again." I was like, "I'll just straight up ask him. No need to, no need to sneak."

• 1:10:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh wow. Okay, I gotta make you something, NDA, thanks, you heard. Oh wow, okay. Okay. Um, you know a couple of months ago, Cam said his phone number got leaked? It was, this is probably why.

• 1:11:11Peyton Hardin?

  You ready?

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  When we're in public.

• 1:11:19Peyton Hardin?

  When I'm in public and fans come take pictures with me and ask for my number, I give them yours.

• 1:11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, something in the beginning about at first I thought Miami or Vegas or some city.

• 1:11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you just said you give people my phone number when they ask for yours. Are you out of your mind?

• 1:11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount, the amount of reach out fake spam call, hey Cam dude, oh, oh my God. Oh my God, it all makes sense. No, no, no. Oh my God, they all say blame Peyton at the end and I always try to think I'm like, what the hell are they talking about?

• 1:12:10Peyton Hardin?

  Because you know, fans come up and they're like, hey, I would love to build and connect. I got this business. Can I get your number? And I'm like, yeah, sure. Just give him yours.

• 1:12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, the amount that I get that quite literally say, hey, bro, don't even want to be like that. Not trying to be weird. Hope you have a great day, bro. Blame Peyton.

• 1:12:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you doing that? Give my, give my home address next time. Why don't you? Oh dude, yeah, he's not here, but this is where he's at. You can go take a picture there. What is wrong with you? Why are you giving them my phone? Just make a fake number. And you don't feel bad about giving them mine?

• 1:12:43Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you don't feel bad about actually giving my information out?

• 1:12:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, because I know you answer.

• 1:12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't answer. I sit and I go, oh God.

• 1:12:50Peyton Hardin?

  You started to at the beginning.

• 1:12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I was answering.

• 1:12:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's why when we made, you made that story a couple of months ago and you're like, dude, I think my phone number is like, I was like.

• 1:12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we, can you put yourself in my shoes? How pissed would you be if I did that?

• 1:13:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'd be infuriated.

• 1:13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Then stop it. Why? That's exactly how I feel. Stop.

• 1:13:12Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry. The last time I did it was this last couple of weekends ago. WrestleMania, that was the last time I did it. But they were really convincing that they had something, a good business opportunity. And you went to business school.

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not getting, I'm not getting business inquiries. I'm getting, "Hey, I'd love a FaceTime." "Hey, my dog's name's Gerald." "Hey, this is my friend." I'm getting harassed, Peyton, harassment.

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'll give them CJ's number next time.

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, or Robbie's.

• 1:13:41Peyton Hardin?

  CJ definitely won't answer.

• 1:13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, CJ will find, CJ will find where you live. CJ will get that number, do some bio tracing, get an IP address and be like, "Don't do it again."

• 1:13:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you're, oh, you're, no, yeah, you're out of here. Hold on, you're out of here. Alright, I'm ready.

• 1:13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  "One time you beat me in an argument so bad."

• 1:13:58Peyton Hardin?

  "One time you beat me?"

• 1:13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, there we go. "One time you beat me in an argument so bad, I went home and I rehearsed it in the mirror, but I altered it to where I won."

• 1:14:09Peyton Hardin?

  "One time we were overseas and you beat me, so you went back?"

• 1:14:14Peyton Hardin?

  Nope, that was close, nope.

• 1:14:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Close.

• 1:14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, let me see your mouth.

• 1:14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. "One time you beat me in an argument so..."

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  You're hiding on the mic, I can't.

• 1:14:24Cameron Kennedy?

  "One time you beat me in an argument so bad, I went home, redid it in the mirror, but altered it to where I was the winner."

• 1:14:31Peyton Hardin?

  One...

• 1:14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we're just cheating?

• 1:14:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm gonna say it, but I can't say it because I'm starting to say his lyrics.

• 1:14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He was like, "Surf, surf."

• 1:14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he was like, "Surf, surf." "One time, we were doing something and I beat you so bad that you went home and looked in the mirror and flip-flopped." Is that wrong? Chubb, put it back on. So close, so close, you got it.

• 1:14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  "One time, you beat me in an argument so bad."

• 1:14:55Peyton Hardin?

  One, okay, so, "One time..."

• 1:14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  "You beat me in an argument so bad."

• 1:15:00Peyton Hardin?

  I beat you in hoops?

• 1:15:02Cameron Kennedy?

  "So bad."

• 1:15:03Peyton Hardin?

  So bad.

• 1:15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  "I went home."

• 1:15:05Peyton Hardin?

  You went home.

• 1:15:06Cameron Kennedy?

  "Looked myself in the mirror."

• 1:15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Looked yourself in the mirror.

• 1:15:09Cameron Kennedy?

  "I altered the outcome."

• 1:15:11Peyton Hardin?

  And you're like, "F*** that."

• 1:15:15Peyton Hardin?

  Is that what you said?

• 1:15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I altered it to where I won.

• 1:15:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and convinced yourself that you won?

• 1:15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:22Peyton Hardin?

  Take them off.

• 1:15:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "One time, you beat me in an argument so bad that I went home as a grown man. I looked in the mirror, I redid the argument, but changed it to where I won." This was like a year ago.

• 1:15:36Peyton Hardin?

  On the pod. What argument?

• 1:15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, oh, not on the pod. No, it was on the pod. Like, it was like a real argument.

• 1:15:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And like, I lost and I was like, "Oh, God." And I went home and I sat there in front of the mirror and I was like, "Oh, you mor-" Prideful, "Oh, God." I was like, "No, honestly, you know what? Honestly, in the mirror, as a grown man."

• 1:15:55Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's early onset schizo.

• 1:15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, it might be. It was bad.

• 1:15:59Peyton Hardin?

  But I was like, "That's early signs of you getting voices."

• 1:16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally was like, "Oh, my God, I should've said this." You know what? This is how I feel and then I switched it to where I won.

• 1:16:08Peyton Hardin?

  Now, potting by yourself in a mirror is crazy. To get in an argument off that, I mean, that's nuts. I mean, that's absolutely crazy. I mean, imagine you're doing that and your son walks up and he's like,

• 1:16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, no.

• 1:16:18Peyton Hardin?

  Would you look at yourself?

• 1:16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm pretty sure Liv's pregnant. Like, it was that recent.

• 1:16:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 1:16:22Peyton Hardin?

  All right, last one.

• 1:16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Last one.

• 1:16:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's, I mean, that's sad. That just shows you how you body him in arguments. All right, here we go. "In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me."

• 1:16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow, wow, I mean, wow, okay.

• 1:16:37Peyton Hardin?

  Start over. "In college, I muted your alarms bef-"

• 1:16:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, your tongue, uh, your tongue, dude, I was like, "He's not saying English." He said, "I was like..."

• 1:16:50Peyton Hardin?

  "In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me."

• 1:16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I am in college. That, that is concrete, in college.

• 1:16:59Peyton Hardin?

  In college, yeah.

• 1:17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I saw, like, pudding? I think I saw alarm? I think, okay, alarm?

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. "In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me."

• 1:17:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You set, you set my alarm for an appointment. You pushed my alarm for an appointment.

• 1:17:16Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:17:16Cameron Kennedy?

  "In college, in college, you pushed my alarm for an appointment."

• 1:17:20Peyton Hardin?

  "In college..."

• 1:17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:17:21Peyton Hardin?

  "I muted your alarms because they annoyed me."

• 1:17:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you, what are you saying? In college, you pushed my-

• 1:17:31Peyton Hardin?

  I muted.

• 1:17:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Muted?

• 1:17:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, this is a bad start. Now I gotta get the ending.

• 1:17:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You muted my alarm, my property, okay? Say it again from the, from the jump.

• 1:17:41Peyton Hardin?

  In college-

• 1:17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:17:43Peyton Hardin?

  I muted your alarms- Muted my alarm. Because they annoyed me.

• 1:17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you had ointment? That's, I'm not getting the last part. Is it ointment, appointment? It's some-

• 1:17:52Peyton Hardin?

  Because they annoyed me.

• 1:17:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It annoyed you?

• 1:17:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, there's more to it.

• 1:18:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not, it's more of a confession, you got it right. You would mute my alarm? Cause it would annoy you?

• 1:18:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, it was because you would set your alarm to practice way too early? And so I went in there and I turned it off. And then I went to practice and that was the practice you were late to. And you had to do punishment the whole two hours.

• 1:18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you know the amount of cus- This is, I, like, I need a break. After we finish this episode, I need to go, like, hang out by myself. You have sabotaged? You have sabotaged my collegiate, I don't give a-

• 1:18:38Peyton Hardin?

  I told you to change it and you were like, "Why, it's mine, I like it." "It wakes me up." I was like, "It's waking me up too."

• 1:18:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Who are you to tell me to change my alarm?

• 1:18:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was waking me up too.

• 1:18:48Cameron Kennedy?

  For practice!

• 1:18:49Peyton Hardin?

  Too early.

• 1:18:50Cameron Kennedy?

  We can get better, you can stretch more. Loosen out that back. That's a crazy move. I said loosen out that back.

• 1:18:59Peyton Hardin?

  Wow.

• 1:19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Loosen out that back!

• 1:19:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:19:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  This is un-

• 1:19:13Peyton Hardin?

  It was that one time when Tully was like, "I'm on you."

• 1:19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like I'm in court, like, I'm fine, like, there's, like, evidence that's been brought to me that is so-

• 1:19:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was that one practice when you walked in late and you were, like, so confused on why your alarm didn't go off.

• 1:19:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I, I got shin splints after that. Like, that's the part you don't have, that shit hurt.

• 1:19:31Peyton Hardin?

  Our practice was, like, two and a half hours long? And, and Coach Tully-

• 1:19:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And a gym from the 30s.

• 1:19:37Peyton Hardin?

  Coach Tully said, "Cam, pee."

• 1:19:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Cam, pee, Kennedy, bring your- It's over here!

• 1:19:43Peyton Hardin?

  And he goes, "This white mother..." I said, "Wanna..."

• 1:19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "This..." "Oh, you was sleeping? I know you wasn't on..." "You was sleeping?" And I said, "Coach, I genuinely don't think about it. When have I ever been late?" He said, "Let me think. TODAY!"

• 1:19:55Peyton Hardin?

  Get your..."

• 1:19:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I did, okay, the bleachers weren't the biggest. I did bleachers all practice, and then I did towel pushes on the side, and then I did bleachers, and then I did towel pushes until the practice was done.

• 1:20:07Peyton Hardin?

  The whole time I was like this, I was like...

• 1:20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I was, I mean, like, that's probably the first time I thought about quitting in my career, honestly. You could have changed the trajectory of my life from that mo... If I, butterfly effect, if I get so mad and my pride takes over and I start talking back to Coach, he talks to me, I quit the team. I don't continue playing basketball. I probably come back home. I don't further my relationship with Olivia. I don't have Malachi. I'm not a father and I'm single and I'm probably fat and with like a bald head.

• 1:20:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  All because of you.

• 1:20:37Peyton Hardin?

  But I think it worked because I think I convinced you that day when we went back because you were so tripped out about the alarm. I said, "Let's just set them at my time so that at the same time it's extra loud. We got double alarms." I think that's what I ended up doing. I don't quite remember.

• 1:20:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You are a master of manipulation. You are a owner of the dark arts.

• 1:20:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That is insane.

• 1:20:57Peyton Hardin?

  I really liked that game because those are some truths I had for, I mean, when I say a while, man, I mean, I've been sitting...

• 1:21:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Does it feel good to let him off?

• 1:21:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I feel good and I don't really, I feel bad about the alarm thing. I feel bad. It was funny, like a couple of years. It was funny afterwards. Now the girl, that was...

• 1:21:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the one you should feel bad for.

• 1:21:18Peyton Hardin?

  That was fucked up because she ended up getting in a relationship with the guy who was not... They ended up fine.

• 1:21:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I think, yeah. If we're talking about the same, I need off camera, I need to hear them.

• 1:21:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you know who I'm talking about.

• 1:21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know because it...

• 1:21:31Peyton Hardin?

  You know, everybody that went to that school.

• 1:21:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's one of two in my head.

• 1:21:34Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody that went to that school.

• 1:21:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's one of two. That's insane.

• 1:21:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all good though, it's all good.

• 1:21:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, I was like, man, it was a hunting field out there and I was on the prowl and I saw somebody...

• 1:21:43Cameron Kennedy?

  This is an easy kill. He's like, "Oh yeah, he thinks you're gross."

• 1:21:46Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Actually, he's disgusted by you."

• 1:21:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you're nasty. That's word for word.

• 1:21:51Peyton Hardin?

  I think I went double and I was like, "I think he likes your best friend."

• 1:21:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that was a good episode, man.

• 1:22:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It was fantastic. I mean, I'm j- like, it's in the past, can't change it now. I'm kinda hurt. I'm kinda hurt. That is unbelievable.

• 1:22:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, man. Sorry, brother.

• 1:22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Wicked.

• 1:22:08Peyton Hardin?

  Love you, though, man.

• 1:22:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I love you too. And I'm just gonna let it go, but I love you too. Oh, okay.

• 1:22:14Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here.

• 1:22:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate y'all coming back. Episode 215, You Should Know Podcast. We are going on tour. The tickets are still live right now.

• 1:22:21Peyton Hardin?

  Right now!

• 1:22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  First link in the description.

• 1:22:23Peyton Hardin?

  Description!

• 1:22:23Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:22:25Peyton Hardin?

  Or Ticketmaster, or...

• 1:22:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Or Ticketmaster.

• 1:22:28Peyton Hardin?

  Or wherever you can get tickets.

• 1:22:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Or wherever you can get some tickets. But, second link is the one, the only, The Koala Club. It is an amazing community over there on the Patreon. It is massive. It grows every day, day by day, and it is fantastic. Go check it out. All of our exclusive content goes to Patreon, and that third link is our second channel, YSK Unplugged. Go over there, leave a comment, leave a like, leave a subscribe. We love ya. We'll see you in the next one. Confuse the casuals, get your good karma with...

• 1:22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  With M... MCW. Not to be confused with the closely related MCU, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

• 1:23:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's it?

• 1:23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  MCW.

• 1:23:07Peyton Hardin?

  My Caucasian ancestors.

• 1:23:10Cameron Kennedy?

  MCW. Oh. MCW.

• 1:23:13Peyton Hardin?

  Then how's that MCU? Cause it's W's. Oh my god, W is just two U's together. That's why it's called a W.

• 1:23:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, y'all knew that?

• 1:23:28Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all knew that?

• 1:23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said the word ancestors for a W.

• 1:23:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, but my point's a little more interesting.

• 1:23:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I beg to differ.

• 1:23:38Peyton Hardin?

  W is actually two V's, so it should be called V- Double V.

• 1:23:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Double V.

• 1:23:42Peyton Hardin?

  VV.

• 1:23:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That we learned in the second grade. Now saying ancestors for a W...

• 1:23:47Peyton Hardin?

  I learned that before the second grade. You're a step behind. I went to private school for my preschool. And then, and then whenever I was, uh, it was people's birthday, so we had chapel every morning, whole school. It was like pre-K all the way to 12th grade. And so we'd have a chapel in the gym, we would sit in lines, and then the headmaster, grandmaster, whatever they were called, white lady would go up there, and she would say, if it was somebody's birthday, you'd call up and she would pinch your hair, and she'd go, "Lachs, lieb, Luchs." And I was so excited for that, and it tells my birthday, then I shaved my head, and she just palmed me. And she goes, "Lachs, lieb, Luchs," and I was like, "It's not the same." That's a true story, I was wearing a sweater vest.

• 1:24:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Would you go to a psych ward for school?

• 1:24:28Peyton Hardin?

  St. Francis, in Austin, Texas. Shout out to you.

• 1:24:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, MCW.

• 1:24:33Peyton Hardin?

  But it wasn't like a rich private school, it was like...

• 1:24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't even sound American, "Lachs, lieb, Luchs."

• 1:24:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was German, I think.

• 1:24:42Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna Google that.

• 1:24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  MCW, Monkey Civil War is what I was going for.

• 1:24:46Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that so interesting?

• 1:24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That is incredibly interesting. Monkey Civil War, leave it in the comments, thank you for getting this far. This man is, I'm convinced, he's a double agent, you have a double life. You went to a German St. Francis private school for pre-K, and a woman grabbed your bald head while you wore a Carlton sweater vest, and she said, "Lachs, gib, Luchs."

• 1:25:06Peyton Hardin?

  "Lachs, lieb, Luchs." Yeah, we'll talk to her. Uh, I doubt she's still with us, man, she was old at the time. That was like 2000, what, 3, 4? Yeah, that was a while ago. Alright guys, 1000 blood bears, don't forget to celebrate Christmas, and we'll see you next time.

• 1:25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, see y'all. Yeah, I don't know, I'm gonna get him help, I'm gonna get him help, we're gonna call him right now.

• 1:25:20Peyton Hardin?

  Anybody else German in here?

• 1:25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna call.

• 1:25:22Peyton Hardin?

  Daryl?

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