211 - Cody's Big News & Eli's New Show | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 211

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:25Speaker 01

  Did you cry?

• 0:26The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, out of my penis. Any romance, go on. Also, his mother. Now she knows you've had sex.

• 0:34The Fat Electrician?

  Having a child is basically like having a Pokemon.

• 0:36Speaker 03

  You just throw a rock at his head, knock him out.

• 0:40Speaker 03

  They're just telling rednecks, "Go be pirates."

• 0:42The Fat Electrician?

  What's that sword you guys carry, Carlton? Oh, no.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  Well, boys?

• 1:09Speaker 04

  It's just, uh, it's just the gang again.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  I like it.

• 1:12Speaker 03

  Three, two, one.

• 1:15Speaker 04

  I heard that.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  I heard that.

• 1:17Speaker 04

  No one hears anything.

• 1:18Speaker 03

  And then the media put that down. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast with Eli DoubleTap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. It's been a minute since we've done just the boys. It has.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  What's up, beautiful faces? Nick's in town. Y'all are in town. Everyone at Cody, you have life updates? Everyone has updates. You go fucking engaged?

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. When's the last time we did a, uh, just a gang podcast like this? It's been a month and a half. A month, yeah.

• 1:47Speaker 04

  According to the internet, like, a week ago, but...

• 1:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, a week ago.

• 1:52Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 1:54Speaker 03

  Hey guys, we're happy to have you here. Lucky to be together.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Always getting married.

• 1:58Speaker 03

  I am, I am. I got engaged at the Hotel Del Coronado, Coronado Island, out there in San Diego.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  How was it?

• 2:05Speaker 03

  It was good dude, someone's gonna make an honest man out of me, I'm gonna have a little Mexican babies running around, hopefully next year.

• 2:12Speaker 04

  I can't wait till your kids cut my grass.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Yeah dude. Okay, Mr. Herrera.

• 2:18Speaker 04

  Hey, look, I had to do it, it's a rite of passage.

• 2:20Speaker 03

  He cut my grass, my kids cut his grass, it's, you know, it's a whole give and take.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  Your kid's name? That's weird.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  That's weird, dude. Cut the yard, god damn it! John C. Garrett.

• 2:36Speaker 03

  You don't have them yet, you can't say that!

• 2:41Speaker 01

  It's in queue, it's fine.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  So you did, you had a whole thing planned out and she didn't know about, you even had a photographer there, right?

• 2:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, we brought a Phoenix out who does Beautiful Strangers on Instagram.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  Why is Finn following us?

• 2:54Speaker 03

  Don't worry about it.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Lazzar? No, no, don't expect anything, just play it cool. How'd it go though?

• 3:04Speaker 03

  It was good, man, went out to the beach on the Hotel Del, right in front of the Hotel Del Coronado and, and like I said, my friend Phoenix was out there and I was trying to distract her because she was looking at him, she was like, "He looks familiar", and I was like, "No, no, no, he doesn't look familiar", "Look at that wave out there, that wave is crazy, there's surfers and stuff out there in the thing." And so Finn, or not Finn, excuse me, he's the photographer. Yeah, Phoenix the photographer, he's like, "That way, that way, that way, that way, that way", and so I'm like trying to distract her while I'm walking out there and I'm looking at him.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  You're doing the soy jack meme?

• 3:38Speaker 03

  Oh, look at that, that mountain out there looks cool, doesn't it? Like, dude.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  I'm gonna put this reflector right here, just, oh, trash, you know? It's like getting the perfect light setup for one shot, is that, he was doing all at first single shot?

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:54Speaker 04

  Well, as funny as his disguise, when we FaceTimed later, he's like, he's wearing, I love Phoenix to death, he's like one of my favorite people, very genuine wholesome guy, wearing this gay little hat that is just like, "Oh, this is my disguise", and Moody was like, "That was the reason I identified him."

• 4:10Speaker 01

  He have the nose?

• 4:14Speaker 03

  The Groucho Marx shades? No one knows who I am, right? Well, she recognized him because he had the fucking hat on. He was like, I wore it so she wouldn't recognize me, but she was like, look at that guy with the hat right there. It's like, no, don't look at that guy. Don't look at that. Don't look at that guy.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  If there was somebody wearing that hat on the beach, that would be all I could look at. It's like one of those like 1920s paper boy hats.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Oh my, I need.

• 4:38The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, like the uncircumcised hats.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  Like the Peaky Blinders.

• 4:41The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, with the, the, the force scan over the bill.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, if somebody was wearing that on the beach, at Hotel del Coronado, that would be the only thing I was looking.

• 4:50Speaker 03

  I know, he even sewed the razors into the hat too. It was weird, man.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  He cut a homeless guy.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, he killed a homeless man while we were on the beach.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  My name's Eagle.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  Did you need one?

• 5:01Speaker 03

  He did yell at some people, by the way.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  To get out of the way of the photos?

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Because we were walking down there and we've been planning this all morning and he was walking down there and like some people stepped in the shot and as, as we're walking down, I could see him screaming at people. He's like, get the fuck out of the way.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Will you marry me? Fucking move her! Move her bitch! It's like, whoa, okay.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  Good time, good time, though.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Who's that guy in the funny hat yelling at people and threatening?

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Baby, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  And then she said yes, obviously, I hope.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Well, she didn't say yes. She hugged my head.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  And cried?

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, and cried a little bit.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  Did you cry?

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, out of my penis.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  You just, any romance, go on.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  I cried out my penis.

• 5:49Speaker 04

  Also, his mother.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  I know.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  I gotta hold back the jokes now.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Let's get it out of the way.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Now she knows you've had sex.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  It's gonna be a good episode today. Tonight's gonna be rough for the second one.

• 6:13Speaker 04

  Oh, just like fucking Nashville. Like the, uh, the, the Nashville live show where we did two shows in one night. The first show was like, all right, got the nerves out. And then the second show, we were just belligerent.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Everyone loved it though.

• 6:25The Fat Electrician?

  The entire time.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  It was a good time.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  It was a rough, rough fucking time.

• 6:30Speaker 04

  Where we were like, hey, if anybody's carrying a gun in here, show it to us now.

• 6:35The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, that's the one that was super weird and they thought we had guns.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, they were. That was the one they were scared of us.

• 6:41The Fat Electrician?

  One fan walks up with an empty tube and everybody freaks out.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  AT4s do look like rocket. They are rocket launchers. If you don't know better, I'd be like.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  Well, the the manager of the show, we've talked about this before on the podcast, manager of the show came back and he's like, the staff is really scared of you guys. I was like, why? Someone brought a rocket launcher into the theater? Ah, it doesn't work. It's fine.

• 7:08The Fat Electrician?

  It's not a real rocket launcher.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  All carrying. It's good. They'll protect you. I promise that.

• 7:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, this would be the worst place for somebody to try something.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Mm hmm. Have a beef, fuck around, find out.

• 7:19Speaker 04

  Most of the audience is like prior service of some some capacity.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  Oh, I would.

• 7:24Speaker 04

  There's probably a couple of guns in the room.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. It's gonna be like a zombie movie. They just like slowly rip the criminal apart. I guarantee it would just be a horde.

• 7:36The Fat Electrician?

  In, what was it? Atlanta? No, it was San Diego. Hannah got too high off that edible. And after the show, she was freaking out and she.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  We let her talk about that?

• 7:46The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. She ate far too much of an edible that she should not have eaten.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  From a stranger?

• 7:52The Fat Electrician?

  No, it was from her brother from a dispensary, but it was like, this is 100 milligrams. Have one square. It's not working after 10 minutes. I'm gonna eat the whole thing. Type of a situation.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  100 milligrams.

• 8:03The Fat Electrician?

  On fucking Pluto by the time the show gets done, she's freaking out.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  She's walking extraordinarily well.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  Five milligrams is like, we'll fucking send you to the moon. So 100 milligrams, you are, you have seen God, you talk to him, you go back, you you're you're living life.

• 8:19The Fat Electrician?

  So she's like having a panic attack and she's like, I don't want you doing live shows anymore out of all those people there looking at you. It's so scary. What if one person there wanted to kill you? Blah, blah, blah. I was like, sweetheart. If somebody was gonna kill me and they did it at my live show, my last moments would be getting to watch the 2,499 other people literally rip them into pieces.

• 8:43The Fat Electrician?

  Literally a zombie movie.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  Arms and limbs flying about and getting ripped over.

• 8:50The Fat Electrician?

  Why are they eating him?

• 8:53Speaker 04

  Everybody goes home with a piece of fuckhead.

• 8:57The Fat Electrician?

  It's disgusting.

• 8:59Speaker 05

  She was a champ though. She was a champ. She had the, the time of her life.

• 9:04Speaker 01

  I just remember walking up in her eyes like this.

• 9:06The Fat Electrician?

  Getting the DoorDash dude for Papa Murphy's that I had to call at 2am after the show to get her food was pissed. Cause we had to get food to Coronado across the, uh, DoorDash drivers love driving pizza across that big ass bridge. He messaged me, he's like, hey man, just so you know, this could be like 25 minutes of my fucking life driving across this bridge. I was like, I'll take care of your tip. Don't worry about it.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Move by it, move by it.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  It's an interesting bridge. Uh, I, I don't think it's that crazy though.

• 9:37The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 9:38Speaker 04

  Like, it's not that big of a, like, it's a big bridge, but it's like, takes fucking two minutes to go over.

• 9:43The Fat Electrician?

  Just like, if you're doing DoorDash, like, you gotta drive, it's kinda out there compared to where everything else is, you know what I mean? If you're just delivering drunk people food at one in the morning, running from Taco Bell to houses and back.

• 9:55Speaker 04

  Well, don't they account for that though?

• 9:57The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Distance?

• 9:58The Fat Electrician?

  I have no idea.

• 9:59Speaker 01

  Distance, they, uh, sometimes I think, but still it's at the whim. It can be probably like, if there's any tolls for that.

• 10:05The Fat Electrician?

  It was drunk and it was 2am. I don't care. I'll give them a big dip. It's fine.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  You got stuck on the tarmac. I want to hear that. I know you were probably human.

• 10:13The Fat Electrician?

  There's no story. It's fucked. The plane showed up 30 minutes early and they're like, oh, well, the plane in front of you showed up late. So they just pulled in. So now we have to sit here and

• 10:26The Fat Electrician?

  sit on the plane for another hour, do nothing the entire time.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  How's it?

• 10:31The Fat Electrician?

  It was, yeah, pretty straightforward, standard airplane bullshit.

• 10:35Speaker 04

  Cause you know, like the AC on planes doesn't really work when they're on the ground.

• 10:39The Fat Electrician?

  Or when I'm fat.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  So I'm just imagining, well, that was my next part. I, I'm just imagining sitting next to you on the ground, on the tarmac, just waiting.

• 10:47The Fat Electrician?

  It's true.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  And just getting my, my left side of my arm progressively more moist.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  You're just breathing heavily.

• 10:54The Fat Electrician?

  I'm sitting next to some kid that got upgraded. He was coming out here to see his sister graduate to be a Navy corpsman. So he was cool the entire time, which is unfortunate because I love. I love when I end up sitting in first class and it's just some snooty bitch that's mad that I exist the entire time. It's hilarious.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Well, this guy win a contest or something?

• 11:16The Fat Electrician?

  That's the look you get every time and I love it.

• 11:19Speaker 04

  It's my, my favorite part is like going out with our crowd. You get a bunch of just tattooed guys and T-shirts and you know, wearing camo shit. You go to like a nice steakhouse and just the looks that we get. Do you remember that one time they stopped us from going to the bathroom?

• 11:33Speaker 01

  They escorted us.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  It was fucking wild.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  The, the, the servers, it was like a, a pretty, pretty nice steak joint, but it was like a couple of years ago. It was in San Antonio.

• 11:42Speaker 04

  We like, uh, I think it was batty, like me, batty, you and, uh, Cody were like going to the bathroom.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  Like a party or something.

• 11:49Speaker 03

  We had a bunch of people out there.

• 11:50Speaker 04

  We, but we were gonna get up, we were getting up to go to the bathroom and they thought we were dining dashing. So the servers formed a wall, a human wall in front of the front door.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, they were like, follow us and they escorted us to the bathroom because we couldn't find it, obviously.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  Like the implication was they thought we were gonna sprint out.

• 12:08The Fat Electrician?

  I thought you guys wanted to play Red Rover. You just run ahead of the line and just barrels.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  I win. Okay. Where's the restroom at?

• 12:20Speaker 03

  It's like, what the fuck?

• 12:21Speaker 04

  Like now I want to do it out of principle.

• 12:23The Fat Electrician?

  So when, uh, last time I was here, I brought my dad down and I bought him a first class plane ticket because he'd never sat first class. And it's like a six in the morning flight. We're headed back to Iowa.

• 12:33Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 12:34The Fat Electrician?

  And my dad is probably still drunk from the night before and the dude sitting next to him is just like

• 12:42The Fat Electrician?

  overly aggressively nice business suit with like this big ass fancy Breitling watch on, like all this bullshit. And he's just visibly mad that my dad is sitting next to him in a fat electrician shirt. And my dad just leans into it. My dad drank like fucking six Jack and Cokes at 6 a.m. on his flight next to this guy.

• 13:02Speaker 04

  Hell yeah.

• 13:02The Fat Electrician?

  Just furious the whole time. My dad's sitting there eating beef jerky, drinking Jack and Coke.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  If you guys don't know, in first class, they'll just feed you drinks and it's free.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Right at the beginning too, before you take off.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, they'll say, what do you want to drink before we take off? And they'll just feed you a drink.

• 13:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  So dad's just going ham.

• 13:19The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, my dad's like, I don't want to cost you any more money. I was like, dad, it's free. Drinks in first class are free. He goes, fuck.

• 13:27The Fat Electrician?

  Literally.

• 13:29The Fat Electrician?

  I'll take a check and coke. Do I double? Yes.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  He's trying to be respectful and immediately breathe.

• 13:37The Fat Electrician?

  That would be disrespectful to not drink as much as possible since you already paid for it.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  It's it's like an all inclusive resort for him now. I was like, oh, fuck. I I've never been cut off on a plane before.

• 13:49Speaker 04

  Cody?

• 13:51Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:53The Fat Electrician?

  I think Cody's almost got cut off on a flight before.

• 13:56Speaker 03

  I weren't we on a flight one time where the lady was like, you've had too much to drink. We've only had two drinks. So we hadn't been drinking all day.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  I don't think I don't think I was there for that. I think that was the one where you were in California, but I don't remember.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I had one lady come up and I I think we just had differing political views. Might have been wearing a shirt or something that she didn't like and came up and was like, you're cut off. I'm like, ma'am, respectfully, I'm in first class. I have a drink today and I just want to drink. She's like, no, you're cut off and like, wouldn't let me drink. Yeah, it was weird, weird stuff.

• 14:29The Fat Electrician?

  What was the flight? It was one of the live shows because I remember Rich was there and the one stewardess was just literally not even bringing drinks anymore, just giving out the miniature bottles.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Like she would do like four of them in her fist.

• 14:44The Fat Electrician?

  Just to set up on your tray in front of you. I was like, what is happening?

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Yeah. So sometimes you get like the really nice ones. And then sometimes you get the ones that are like, no, no more. It's weird, dude. It's just like a coin toss anytime you fly.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  As the general rule of life, though, like if you're just sweet to people.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  Like, yeah, there's no reason to be an asshole. Just just be nice, like befriend the people. You get better service. Everybody has a better time. It's like it's a win win. Don't be an asshole. But sometimes you get those just they want to be a dick.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. And like anytime we fly, there's there's we don't act up. We don't. We're not loud. We don't fight with other passengers like we're the nicest people ever.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  We've occasionally been kind of loud.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  Okay. We did have the lady on one of the live tours come up and she's like, you guys are in a band or something, right? Do you remember her?

• 15:30Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 15:31The Fat Electrician?

  I remember the, I remember the first.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  No, I remember that one.

• 15:34The Fat Electrician?

  What is it? What's the one where you got, there's no assigned seating? Is that Southwest?

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:38The Fat Electrician?

  I remember the first tour we were going on. I don't remember the venue, but we do this cute that while Cody and Brandon do this cute thing where they don't board the plane until they're calling your name over the loudspeakers because you're at the bar. So I participated, I participated in that as well, but because it's Southwest, the only thing left is fucking middle seats. So I'm walking down the middle seat and I see two like smaller women. And I'm sitting between the two smaller women because I'm fat and that's the most room. That makes sense. Like Tetris. And I go, excuse me, can I sit behind you? And Cody behind me goes, ha, you gotta sit next to the fucking fat guy.

• 16:18The Fat Electrician?

  The whole plane gets dead ass quiet. They don't know that we know each other.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  That's, that's some of my favorite shit is when the plane has no clue we're all tight.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  The hijinks you can get. Do you remember that one where it was, it was this most recent live tour because we were all flying somewhere, but it was all first class, like all the, the hosts were first class. And Rich was being fucking rich.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Oh, when you walked it, was it the one where it was like, oh my God, is, is that your YouTuber? We always fuck with each other too.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, we fuck with each other all the time. So we're never loud. I'm like, we have the propensity to be quite loud.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Was that the one where it was like, or were you fucking, who was it? When they like Brandon walked around?

• 17:02The Fat Electrician?

  I know Rich did that to me at least once, but I think we've done it to everybody at some point.

• 17:07Speaker 04

  Yep. And they're just like egging it on with the stewardess. It's like, oh no, you really should ask, like seriously, he's a somebody.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Oh, and it goes, that's what it was you, Rich did it to you. And then you guys joined. It's like, holy shit. It's fat electrician.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Just going towards.

• 17:23Speaker 04

  Fat electrician, the YouTube star.

• 17:25The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I don't, I don't think it was last. I don't remember where the flight was. It was recent. It might've been for the drive tanks thing. Or the time before, one of the two. I'm in like the third or fourth row back. The dude in the very front row, so it's just like the wall with the TV screen in front of him. I sit down, he's three seats in front of me and on his screen, he just has his phone sitting on top of the TV. He's watching his phone. I'm not like paying attention to it and the two women in front of me are like snickering back and forth and then pointing at me and looking and I like take my headphones off. I was like, yeah. And she's like, is that you? And the dude is watching one of my videos at the front of the screen. I was like,

• 18:04Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:04The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's, that's me.

• 18:08The Fat Electrician?

  Man, it was, it was something.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  That's wild. I had that in San Fran where I was, uh, I was doing the, the speaking engagement for Young Americans for Liberty. And like, I was at the, the bar, like waiting for my flight. And I, I look over and the guy next to me, like literally from me to you, guy next to me is watching your video. And I'm just like, I'm not gonna say anything.

• 18:33Speaker 04

  Just drink and move on. There was one, uh, I, I always love that where, you know, you're making fun of somebody or you're one of our friends, like for being, you know, fucking YouTube famous or whatever. But the fucking earlier at the, the brunch place. We're like, cause you know, we got, we had a couple of drinks and like, we're just like, all right, we gotta bail out cause we gotta go work. And the, the waitress is just like, oh, work? Like now you're going to go work? What do you guys do? Connor, are you talking about Connor?

• 19:00The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Connor says.

• 19:02Speaker 04

  Like, what do you do? What do you do for work? He's like, I bludgeon puppies to death with a hammer. Without skipping a beat.

• 19:09The Fat Electrician?

  And then I go, and Nordstrom Rack.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  And Nordstrom Rack.

• 19:14The Fat Electrician?

  The girl's face.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  You weren't there for that. She goes, oh, oh.

• 19:21Speaker 04

  The cool Connor kept it going. He's like, yeah, that's what we do.

• 19:25The Fat Electrician?

  It relieves, it relieves stress after Nordstrom Rack.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  You couldn't just say YouTube or something?

• 19:34Speaker 03

  And then we bludgeoned puppies.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  Brandon got recognized. It was like Brandon Gonzalez.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  Oh, that was hilarious.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  That's the wrong Mexican last name.

• 19:41Speaker 04

  Well, my, my favorite part is like, oh yeah, no, I, I, I voted for you. And I was like, I hope you didn't vote Gonzalez, cause that was the wrong fucking guy.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Dude, he knew Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, is that you? Brandon, is that you? Brandon's like, yeah, he's like Brandon Gonzalez. Like walks up and shakes his hand.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  It was funny.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Sorry. He didn't say puppies. He said grown dogs.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, we beat dogs to death with hammers.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Why do you start at the tail?

• 20:05Speaker 04

  It was a, it was just like, it was a hard shift at Nordstrom Rack.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was a hard shift at Nordstrom Rack.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Holiday. Holy shit. He's like, God damn it. And then I rolled through a stop sign in my gated community and the cop followed me here.

• 20:23Speaker 03

  Subtle flex, but all right.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  I, it's a gay community. I don't think about like stop signs anymore. My wife grew up in a town without stop signs. You got one in your gated community? That's exactly.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  That's wild that he was, he followed you here though.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:39Speaker 03

  I saw his car catty cornered into the park and into our little driveway there. It was like, he was really trying to get you.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  I was, I had no idea. I was like, oh, he's following me. Cool. Cause I just rolled through. It's fucking.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  I just assumed it was ice.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  Same. Fuck, they got me. Rolled up, pulled in. He followed all the way to the house to get out and he's like, hey, you Eli. I was like, what's up man? He's like, oh, nevermind. I was like, oh, hey, blah, blah, she's saying, thank you for what you're doing. I was like, oh, the guys, you want to meet him? He's like, can I? Like, yeah, come on. And immediately everyone's like, oh, what's up?

• 21:14Speaker 04

  Shaking hands.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  We had a Bear County deputy that was just like in the fucking podcast. We did have a sheriff deputy just walk in here and take pictures with us. He was rad.

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• 21:47Speaker 01

  I like Connor walked out in his bathing suit and then walked away immediately. He's just in shorts.

• 21:52Speaker 06

  While listening to music on a cassette player.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Picture Connor just wearing his shorty shorts outside sunbathing and walking in and there's a cop there and he's still got his fucking tape player in his hand.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  Connor just defaults back to like base stat, uh, base settings. Like, I don't talk to cops.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  Are you showing the class your tape player that you have?

• 22:17Speaker 01

  You got a fucking Walkman?

• 22:26Speaker 01

  People music.

• 22:34Speaker 06

  Box moves across the floor and I'm like, uh, there's certainly could be.

• 22:39Speaker 04

  That's not P for Sutherland.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  That's Jeff. That's Jerry now. You're just watching. One of your buddy gets ripped up in the sky.

• 22:56Speaker 03

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• 23:00Speaker 03

  Thanks for getting my son addicted to drugs again. Fuck dude.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  And MGS5.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  You know, MGS5. Yeah, dude, it was heroin. Now you guys got him on fucking Metal Gear 5.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  He, he, we watched him for a night. He came over, hung out and then just had the, he just watched play.

• 23:18Speaker 04

  John's boofing the Konami fence.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  He made him buy it. Brandon's fucking killing it and Connor just started playing it. Just everyone's playing that game.

• 23:27Speaker 04

  That's like all my spare time at night is fucking MGS5 now.

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• 25:27Speaker 03

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• 25:29Speaker 01

  Is me to play League of Legends and listen to war documentaries like adults.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Be like your uncle Nick.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  I wish I could, but I've had The Man Who Sold the World by David Bowie stuck in my head for the last seven days. I don't know what to do.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Such a good song.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  It is a great song. I was listening to it on the way here.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  I, oh, that's on my, like, my playlist. And then in the game, you know how you can play the cassette?

• 25:52Speaker 04

  Yeah. I started doing that now. Yeah. I didn't realize you could do that during missions.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  That's all I do.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  You just turn on your iPod. It's like Baby Driver.

• 25:59Speaker 04

  It is. It's all 80's shit too. It's all fucking good, like the final countdown by Europe and like shit like that. Billy Idol, uh, fucking Rebel yell.

• 26:09Speaker 05

  You get in your vehicle, just run people over, trank them, steal them.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  John started asking me about the, the lore of the, when you kidnap someone, he was kidnapping puppies too. You tie him to the balloon.

• 26:19Speaker 05

  Oh, yep.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  He was like, oh, this is all fake, right? I was like, no, the CIA actually attached people to balloons and a C-130 will come by and pick them up with a hook back in the day. He was like, wait, that's real?

• 26:29Speaker 01

  Like, yeah, CIA did that shit back in the day, buddy.

• 26:33The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking wild. Oh, there's.

• 26:34Speaker 04

  They experimented with a bunch of it, right? For like rapid extraction.

• 26:37The Fat Electrician?

  Uh huh.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 26:38The Fat Electrician?

  That had to kill a few people.

• 26:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean.

• 26:40The Fat Electrician?

  Going from zero to 700 miles an hour immediately. Yeah, I would have.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, you need to have a X, man.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  A real stretchy bungee for that.

• 26:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, make an omelet, break a few eggs.

• 26:52The Fat Electrician?

  I would, dude, I would not want to be testing that one. That's like prisoners get tested first. We'll reduce your sentence. Just test this out for us. First one died.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  Was that Skyhook? Or what was that?

• 27:01The Fat Electrician?

  Skyhook.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Okay. Yeah. Batman did it in Dark Knight, right? Threw that little Asian man out the window.

• 27:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  Fucking.

• 27:08Speaker 04

  You could have just had an Asian man. The Asian guy?

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. Take it, bitch.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I want to talk about John's lore this summer, Nick.

• 27:17Speaker 04

  Oh, boy.

• 27:17The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 27:18Speaker 03

  John's, John's gonna be going to camp with Nick for a couple of weeks this summer.

• 27:23The Fat Electrician?

  Send to Iowa, two, three weeks.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Forget. Yeah. Yeah.

• 27:28Speaker 04

  Send to Dagestan, two, three years.

• 27:29Speaker 03

  Forget Dagestan to you.

• 27:31The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, wait, okay, what's going on? John's gonna come do jujitsu. We're gonna sell t-shirts.

• 27:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, John's gonna live with him for two or three weeks and they're gonna sell t-shirts and do jujitsu.

• 27:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 27:41Speaker 04

  He's going to camp. Made here?

• 27:42The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  No, John's making the shirts.

• 27:45Speaker 04

  Yeah. John's like weaving.

• 27:47Speaker 03

  He's like Quack Duck.

• 27:48Speaker 04

  Okay. Oh, that's, that's interesting. Okay, that's why you brought it up when we were talking about Asian guy.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like, yeah, just like, like straight suffering. That's what I'm talking about. He's gonna go with Nick. He's gonna learn how to, how to suffer and weave t-shirts. Quack Ming t-shirts on his own.

• 28:04The Fat Electrician?

  That's gonna be good. When do you get them?

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Whenever summer starts.

• 28:08The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, whenever he wants, really. I love this. I can roll now, so we're good.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  He's gonna be selling all your t-shirts. It's like the fucking Dave Chappelle bit. Like, I got a whole ass sweatshop down there.

• 28:17The Fat Electrician?

  It just means Cody's gonna start selling some merch for once.

• 28:20Speaker 04

  Damn! God damn! Ow!

• 28:23The Fat Electrician?

  Jesus!

• 28:25Speaker 04

  Taking poison.

• 28:26The Fat Electrician?

  My heart, my soul.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Taking poison damage?

• 28:30Speaker 01

  One, one, one.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  He's gonna come back a little monster.

• 28:36The Fat Electrician?

  I hope so. Be good. He's big enough kid.

• 28:40Speaker 03

  He's about your size now, man.

• 28:41The Fat Electrician?

  He is not 260 pounds.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  You know what? He's getting there. He's bigger than me. I don't know. He'd beat Connor.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  My sons, but.

• 28:52The Fat Electrician?

  I love you. Don't, don't set me up to hurt you like that.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  We were at Topgolf the other day. Fucking, John and Connor were getting into it, just like shit talking each other. He's like, am I, am I gonna have to fucking fight a 16 year old? And I'm like, I would recommend striking because I'm not confident about your odds if he hits you on the ground.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, sometimes, you know, we'll be at the house. We'll have a couple of drinks to this and be like, all right, fight John.

• 29:21Speaker 03

  Fucking animal. Not, not compared to Nick, but.

• 29:26Speaker 04

  Bring out the rancor.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  John has some ground game on him. So I'm excited to send him to Nick's place for a couple of weeks just to have some fun. Do that be corn?

• 29:35The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck every time Cody comes down from his room with John on a leash. It's like Hopper, the crazy grasshopper from A Bug's Life. Tore him away from Xanma made, beat up your friends. Every fucking time we get drunk. Running around, having a child is basically like having a Pokemon essentially.

• 29:54The Fat Electrician?

  Watch it fight people.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  John use claw attack. John use claw attack.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  The sooner you beat up Uncle Connor, the sooner you can get back to your hentai.

• 30:03The Fat Electrician?

  John get back.

• 30:04Speaker 04

  He just throw a rock at his head, knock him out.

• 30:10Speaker 04

  Painted red and white with a circle on it.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  John use boulder.

• 30:16The Fat Electrician?

  John use nine mil. Just throw a gun next to him.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  Oh God, he's learning from my cop day.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  John, throw an unregistered firearm near him.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  John uses unregistered firearm.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  The drop screwdriver.

• 30:35The Fat Electrician?

  Did you see that meme that went viral on X last week?

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Which?

• 30:39The Fat Electrician?

  It was a, it was a listing for a gun. It was on like gun broker or whatever, some gun auction website, but it was a, what, what's it called? Where like the police department selling it off?

• 30:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like an evidence locker gun.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:54The Fat Electrician?

  So it was a, it was a high point, but it didn't say evidence locker. It said like former cop carry gun or something. And it was a high point and some,

• 31:03Speaker 03

  Like a drop gun?

• 31:04The Fat Electrician?

  Some army dude commented and he's like, at first I was wondering why the cops would have a high point yeeter. And then I remembered why we carried a PKM when I was in the army.

• 31:15The Fat Electrician?

  That post went viral.

• 31:20Speaker 04

  Why is that?

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Are there any buybacks coming up soon? We've already done a couple of me or Eli.

• 31:29Speaker 04

  That one ever. So I was talking to my boy, big shout out to Wes Verdel. I was talking to him apparently on Monday. They've got some.

• 31:36Speaker 01

  That got sent to me today by my other buddies. I've never seen it before.

• 31:39Speaker 04

  I saw, I seen that.

• 31:40The Fat Electrician?

  That's so good. They should make it, they should invent a gun that doesn't whisper stuff to you.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  That's a Connor gun right there, dude.

• 31:48Speaker 04

  I, but uh, my boy Wes was telling me that they've got a bunch of gun bills that they're voting on in Texas in a couple of days. And uh, one of them is uh, basically bans state sponsored gun buybacks.

• 31:59The Fat Electrician?

  Good.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  Cause they don't fucking do anything, although it's going to hurt my content.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's fun to go to those as, as me and Eli have seen coming with you to those things.

• 32:07The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck you Shaq. Why don't you show up dog?

• 32:09Speaker 04

  I'm where Shaq.

• 32:10The Fat Electrician?

  It was your gun buyback.

• 32:11Speaker 04

  I, I.

• 32:14The Fat Electrician?

  Bought and built out the gaudiest deer hunting rifle for Iowa this year. It's hilarious.

• 32:19Speaker 03

  What'd you do, Nick?

• 32:20The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, Marlin, the lever action company came out with a mag pull edition. So it's a mag pull stock, mag pull, um, M lock, front grip on a stainless steel lever action forty five seventy. And it's a trapper edition. So the whole gun is only like this big.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  Cause Iowa's got those, uh, one of those states that has like the gay hunting law.

• 32:43The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So Iowa's so flat, you have to hunt with straight wall cartridge. So like you can't hunt with any high powered rifles. So it used to be shotgun only forever.

• 32:51Speaker 04

  I, I love the idea. Like you can't hunt with a high power rifle. So instead I'm using a forty five seventy government.

• 32:58The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, the, the logic is the forty five seventy is like, it's hitting the dirt after three hundred yards.

• 33:04Speaker 04

  It's a bison killer. I'm like.

• 33:06The Fat Electrician?

  Not aware. So I have that gun with a fucking can on it because they just legalized suppressed hunting in Iowa and a ACOG.

• 33:17Speaker 04

  Fuck yeah.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  Oh, hey, you're just dialing like, man, that's all we need.

• 33:20Speaker 04

  You want to know why you've never seen a buffalo in the wild? Forty five seventy government.

• 33:26Speaker 03

  We got this, true. Colorado just came out, they're bullshit this morning. They finally signed that bill, right?

• 33:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. Detachable magazine on rifles.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  It was a super restrictive gun bills. I know. We were fighting it for a while.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Oh, that's, oh, so it's like California's legislation.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  I think it's worse.

• 33:42Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 33:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. In a couple of ways, it's kind of worse.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  Everyone was happy and clapping. They're like, oh, yay. No more detachable magazines.

• 33:50The Fat Electrician?

  Crime will go down.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, crime's gonna drop now.

• 33:54The Fat Electrician?

  We can't wait to see how this works.

• 33:56Speaker 04

  It's almost like we've seen it before and that doesn't have any correlation to crime whatsoever. Oh, fucking wild. It was, there was the video where it was basically a bunch of people that were testifying in front of the state legislature, like, please don't take my constitutional rights away from me. This is illegal. You shouldn't be doing this. And it was the state legislator that was drawing on her iPad. She was doing like a coloring book.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  That's the one I see. It was multiple people like watching videos, doing anything but paying attention.

• 34:21Speaker 04

  Yeah. Fuck you.

• 34:22Speaker 03

  All right. Something, something. Never mind. I gotta ask you, Chicago crime in 2025. How many people have been shot in Chicago this year? Twelve. Was it April?

• 34:32The Fat Electrician?

  Twenty, twenty-five hundred.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  Twelve hundred.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Three thousand. Four hundred and two people have been shot in Chicago this year. Man, that's down. One hundred and four, yeah, one hundred and four homicides. Hmm. In one city. The strictest gun laws in the country.

• 34:49Speaker 05

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• 34:50The Fat Electrician?

  I tried having that argument with somebody and they were like, well, yeah, but the only reason they have that is because in Indiana, the gun laws are so relaxed that people from Chicago just drive to Indiana and buy guns. And then do violent gun crime. And I go, cool. So then why isn't Indiana? As dangerous as Chicago?

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 35:10The Fat Electrician?

  Well, okay, well, those factor. What's the other factors involved like?

• 35:14Speaker 03

  I've been told it's socio economic.

• 35:17Speaker 05

  What is registered gun violence versus non registered? Do you have any bad habits?

• 35:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've had bad habits. What are we doing it now?

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• 36:53Speaker 04

  Uh, there's, I did read a statistic about that the other day. Basically, well, it was something along the lines of like guns used in crimes that have been caught, uh, like recovered guns from crimes. Uh, there's a wild, like, it's a high, wildly high percentage of those that are stolen.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  That's what I was gonna say. It has to be a very high percentage on that. And you're like, okay.

• 37:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, a lot of people steal guns specifically just for crime.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Weird.

• 37:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, crazy.

• 37:18The Fat Electrician?

  Believe me. When I dip my toe into crime, I'll definitely be using the guns that I bought myself at the store. I definitely won't be acquiring sketchy guns to do bad things with.

• 37:29Speaker 01

  Also, hunting with a suppressor was illegal?

• 37:33The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  What's the logic on that?

• 37:36The Fat Electrician?

  People are retarded. The people that make the laws about guns don't understand guns.

• 37:42Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 37:44Speaker 05

  They watch movies.

• 37:45The Fat Electrician?

  Do we, do we need to get in a whole conversation on why democracy sucks? Is that where this is going?

• 37:50Speaker 04

  The, the video of the Indian guy, it's like, a democracy of the people, by the people, for the people. But the people are retarded.

• 38:00The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  Actually, I had, Brandon, you have more ATF stuff coming up. Or is it just focusing on that bill and then whatever else you're rolling out? Cause you were up there last week in Austin doing some stuff too. You're going the whole government route again, aren't you?

• 38:16Speaker 04

  Well, that was like the term limit stuff. Uh, we were, we were working on some of that stuff up there, but I am friends with a couple of the state reps who are just doing really base shit right now, which like any, any, any support I can give for that is awesome. I just like being able to do stuff. You know, there's a lot of people that talk about doing stuff. I like to at least be useful for something. But yeah, uh, well, I was gonna be talking about some of the ATF stuff that they're rolling back because cash is out now. Cash is no longer, Cash Patel's no longer ATF head. Uh, it's the guy who is, um,

• 38:44Speaker 01

  Military, right?

• 38:45The Fat Electrician?

  Dorsey, Dorsey, Secretary of the Army.

• 38:48Speaker 04

  He was also a, uh, I think he was a Republican lawmaker from North Carolina. But he, um,

• 38:55Speaker 04

  He's pretty decent. They also fired, uh, the, uh, deputy director of the ATF, who's a total shithead. He was the guy who was responsible for the arm brace stuff. And he also, uh, like he got, he had like medals and shit from his, uh, service at Waco. Like had been in the ATF for 35 fucking years and was like just bragging about all the unconstitutional shit, stuff they've been able to do. So yeah, no, that guy should have been fired like day one. But fuck yeah.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  Should be in jail.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  You'd be in jail.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  Army Sec, Terry Daniel, this, no shit. Army Sec.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  So I don't, I don't really have a line of comms with him yet, but I, I am cautiously optimistic. Sounds like he's got a good track record.

• 39:37Speaker 01

  Just learn guns. Just have people that know it.

• 39:40The Fat Electrician?

  The wait time for SBRs and suppressors is still really low, so. So it'd be cool if there wasn't a wait time, but.

• 39:48Speaker 04

  I, I know something about that. The, the reason why, do you know why the wait time shot to zero, basically?

• 39:55The Fat Electrician?

  Because they know they're about to lose the ability to have tax stamps, so they're trying to green light and collect as much money as possible, if I had to guess.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  It's actually way more insidious than that.

• 40:05The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  So it was like, kind of like, why did the trains in Germany run on time? You know, kind of shit like that. What they were trying to do is they were expecting, uh, and this is from what I've, what I've heard, you know, inside and out. They were expecting the arm brace thing to pass. Or like to, to be like confirmed by the courts and shit like that. Basically, if you had an arm brace or whatever, like you would have to have, uh, registered that as an NFA item, like as an SPR. So they built a huge infrastructure system because they were expecting millions of people to be registering their arm brace pistols and shit like that, because they were gonna make it a felony.

• 40:42The Fat Electrician?

  Oh.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  And so it literally, they were.

• 40:44The Fat Electrician?

  That time they sold tens, if not hundreds of millions to firearms, to random everyday citizens and sporting goods stores and then decided it was illegal and they needed to give them money to be able to keep shit they bought legally?

• 40:56Speaker 04

  Where they were literally going to turn millions of law, otherwise law-abiding Americans into felons overnight because of an arbitrary ruling. Yeah, that was the exact time.

• 41:04The Fat Electrician?

  Dope.

• 41:05Speaker 04

  But they built the infrastructure because they were basically gonna be pointing a gun at the average, uh, American gun owner and saying, register it or you, it's 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

• 41:15Speaker 01

  Per, right?

• 41:16Speaker 04

  Per, per infraction.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  That's, that's the terrifying. It's per infraction.

• 41:20Speaker 04

  So, uh, yeah, that's why NFA wait, they, NFA wait times accidentally, uh, went through the floor because that, that shit got disposed of.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  Good.

• 41:32Speaker 04

  So.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  The reason why it happened wasn't super cool, uh, but I'm glad it did.

• 41:39The Fat Electrician?

  When are we gonna get like a huge anti-gun guy on the podcast so me and Brandon, everybody can just rip him apart?

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Just actually hear their side.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  I think a lot of people are scared of us, to be completely honest, man. I've tried to invite people on the podcast. They're like, no, no.

• 41:55Speaker 04

  We have invited people with like somewhat conflicting views and they just, uh, we've even invited some of those people to Range Day.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:01Speaker 04

  It's like, hey, come out and like, seriously, like no strings attached. Come out and see what the culture is actually like, uh, instead of, you know, your, whatever you think it is up here.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  A preconceived notion. It's like the guy that you'll get along surprisingly with everyone. You'll see, we're not, everyone's just good dudes.

• 42:17The Fat Electrician?

  Everybody's polite when everybody's got a gun.

• 42:20Speaker 03

  Well, like we, like, I think we might've talked about it before. We, we had some people come out to the, like, one of the last range days that we did who works for some platforms that we work with and they're like, we thought you guys were gonna be unsafe rednecks. It's like, no, we, like, this is the most safe environment to shoot a machine gun ever and.

• 42:39Speaker 04

  Cause they won't say it openly, but then you call them on it. Like you thought we were a bunch of dumb hicks, didn't you? And they're just like, huh huh huh, like.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  If you, if anyone fucks around stupidly with a gun, we will be the first ones to punch them in the fucking mouth.

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• 43:17Speaker 01

  For being unsafe.

• 43:18Speaker 04

  You get your ass beat.

• 43:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, so fuck. You just get chucked to the ground instantly and then kicked out. I guarantee it.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, and we like at our range days, we have the our RSOs are special forces dudes. And then we have the sheriff's department standing by also. So like if you're unsafe. Yeah, we're like, hey, drag that person out of here right now. They're not welcome ever again.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, we had a bunch of active duty flight paramedics and shit like that. Like we had, you know, we got infrastructure there to do it as safe as we possibly can, you know, even for the worst case scenario. But, you know, we're just a bunch of dumb hicks. What do we know?

• 43:51Speaker 03

  That like shooting machine guns and stuff.

• 43:54The Fat Electrician?

  One of my shooting gloves have those hard knuckle pieces. So it doesn't hurt when I drag them on the ground like a fucking idiot 24 7.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  Smooth break.

• 44:04Speaker 03

  Nick Hornge.

• 44:06Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 44:06The Fat Electrician?

  Nick Hornge.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  You met a dude. I didn't know. So any military story, any of the World War One, World War Two heroes, any story on an individual, it's all in the congressional library. You can get them documented or digitized and then put it into always live on there. And then family members can just type in their name, pull it up. A older dude, he was in the military, then he did something with the secretary of defense or he's a doctor guy, very old, him and his wife, sweethearts. He had a story. I was like, I tried to Google the guy. I'll get his direct name. Kid joined at 12 years old. This is World War Two. Joined forged. He had a hobo forged documents for him.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  So like back in their days, right here, like that time period.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  And it was like, oh, so.

• 44:53Speaker 04

  How old are you? I think I'm 16.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  Brought the hobo to the recruiter. Hobo's like, yep, my kid's 18 or 16, whatever the signing age to sign him on. He's like, yep, go boom. 12 years old. He is a sergeant at 15 years old, jumping out of airplane. He did like, he did battle of Bulge and something else. So he's a sergeant already. And then they go and then kick him out of the military. Cause like you lied about your age. They found out he's 15 finally. I think it was his mom. His mom wrote a letter to him because he finally wrote, and then she wrote a letter to the army. It was like, hey, my kid is joined at 12. He's 15 right now. Uh, can I have him back? So then he has to go back to high school. He does high school for a couple of years, then goes back.

• 45:39The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, that's what happened to Jack Lucas.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 45:43The Fat Electrician?

  Jack, the dude that won the Medal of Honor, I did a whole video on him. So he, he didn't.

• 45:48Speaker 04

  Way to watch his content, you lie.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  I know.

• 45:51The Fat Electrician?

  His dad or his stepdad was like a used car salesman that just wanted to get him out of the way. And he's like, I want to join the army. So his stepdad, the used car salesman comes in is like, smooth talks the recruiter convinces him that no, he is seventeen or eighteen, or whatever the fuck the age limit was when he was like fifteen. So he ends up joining the army. He's at, I think it was Iwo Jima, and he fucking jumps on a live grenade and then grabs another live grenade and pulls it under him. Both grenades blow up. Somehow he fucking survives. He ends up getting the Medal of Honor. And then he has to go back to high school because they found out he wasn't old enough. So homie was rolling up to high school.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  The most decorated war hero.

• 46:34The Fat Electrician?

  Medal of Honor to finish high school.

• 46:38Speaker 01

  Like, how would you say to these kids? It's like a fucking fifteen year old going to high school or like that. It's like, yeah, I took two grenades. What do you do?

• 46:47Speaker 04

  It reminds me of that movie like Catch Me If You Can. Like the Frank, Frank Abagnale?

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, Abagnale, Frank Abagnale.

• 46:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  Like just cheat like at a young age, he was just lying or when he did the

• 47:04Speaker 01

  when he pretended to be the substitute teacher.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  He was a substitute teacher, the fucking airline pilot, like he pretended to be a doctor, like all sorts of shit. But have you heard the controversy about that since? There's like the, there's actual controversy that apparently they're saying that like half of his story was made up, which is hilarious.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  Because he was a con man.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  That's like.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  Well, he supposedly passed the bar exam too in the movie.

• 47:28Speaker 04

  That's what they said, but like, there's some controversy about like, they're like, some of the dates that you gave us for this, you were in jail when that allegedly happened. It's hilarious that the story about like one of the greatest, like youngest con men ever is like, potentially a con.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  A con man.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  Surprise.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  Conception.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  Now is uh what he did cuz he even worked for FBI or whoever the government for fake and fraudulent checks because he was so good at that and I know he caught a fuck ton of people because of it.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  And later on, I think he went to go uh like found like a uh anti fraud firm or something like that like a security firm that basically handled uh stuff like that.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Just feel good on him.

• 48:16The Fat Electrician?

  Pulling the ladder up on everybody else. What a piece of shit.

• 48:21The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck y'all down there.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  It's a great movie too, is that?

• 48:24The Fat Electrician?

  That mouse turn that milk into butter.

• 48:27Speaker 03

  Was it catch me if you can?

• 48:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, was it Scorsese?

• 48:30Speaker 03

  Oh, does Scorsese do that?

• 48:31The Fat Electrician?

  No, I want to say it was.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  Spielberg, Spielberg.

• 48:34The Fat Electrician?

  Spielberg. You wanna know what a good fucking movie is? The death of a unicorn. I just watched it in theater with my wife like two days ago. It's hilarious. It's got Paul Rudd and that girl that plays um uh the girl from the Addams Family and the new fucking rerun, whatever.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  Oh, I know what you're talking about.

• 48:49The Fat Electrician?

  Popular actress.

• 48:50Speaker 04

  I have not seen it.

• 48:50The Fat Electrician?

  Such a good movie.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Wednesday?

• 48:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, Wednesday Addams.

• 48:53Speaker 04

  What's your?

• 48:54The Fat Electrician?

  Girl that plays her. It's her and Paul Rudd and they like go out and they're meeting with some like dying.

• 49:00Speaker 04

  Jenna Ortega.

• 49:01The Fat Electrician?

  Businessmen with cancer, whatever. And he's like on his deathbed and Paul Rudd's the lawyer that's gonna like oversee the estate and he's like trying to close this deal and they fucking spoiler alert, they hit a unicorn on their way up there into this guy's like huge mansion out in the woods and the unicorn dead body, they don't know what to do. So they throw it in the trunk and then the unicorn has like healing properties and it turns into like this whole shit show just spirals, but it's just this movie of like

• 49:30The Fat Electrician?

  there's zero fat on the movie. It's like John Wick. Like there's no background.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  This is fun, like fun to watch.

• 49:35The Fat Electrician?

  Here's what happened. Just action for an hour and 20 minutes, five minute conclusion, fucking credits roll, the end. Just turn your brain off and laugh.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, just fun shit.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  This is fucking wild.

• 49:48Speaker 04

  Cocaine, cocaine bear kinda.

• 49:50The Fat Electrician?

  I haven't seen cocaine bears.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  Oh dude.

• 49:53The Fat Electrician?

  Is it good?

• 49:54Speaker 01

  Have you watched it?

• 49:55Speaker 03

  No, I haven't seen it.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  I haven't seen it either. I just know the premise.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  Is this like Hobo with a shotgun?

• 49:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's cocaine bears. I think it was just like, hey, this, let's just have fun with this like it.

• 50:06The Fat Electrician?

  Well, it's based off of real life.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. Other than they like. Well, I like extremely loosely.

• 50:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Well, it's like every horror movie ever. They're like, this is based off of true events. It's like there was in fact a farmhouse.

• 50:17Speaker 01

  There was a farmhouse where somebody heard some steps one day. A cocaine bear. They have, um, the kids do coke in it too. That movie go, yeah, dude, that, that movie's a fun ass time. Like the kids find it. They don't know what it is. They accidentally get into it.

• 50:31The Fat Electrician?

  Too hot. This cocaine's too cold.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  They're like, what's wrong?

• 50:34The Fat Electrician?

  This cocaine's just right.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  What's wrong with your kid? I don't know. And he's like, I feel so good. Like they're running. The bear is just mauling everyone, everyone. That's violent as shit. And then it's just coked up out of its mind. It falls in love with cocaine. So then it's just.

• 50:50The Fat Electrician?

  Speaking of cocaine, uh, and to kill a unicorn, the, who's the, the actor? He's like the nerdy kid and meet the, where the Millers or meet the Millers, whatever the fuck that movie is.

• 51:01The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, he plays in Marvel shit now, the redhead. Anyways, he, uh, he's like the rich entitled prick son. And he's like, yeah, he's fucking grinding up. He's like grinding up the unicorn horn and snorting it.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  He's the one that's like, you want me to suck that Mexican cop's dick? And meet the Millers.

• 51:27Speaker 03

  Oh God, I haven't seen Meet the Millers in a minute.

• 51:29The Fat Electrician?

  What's 10,000? It's like 50 bucks. Oh, I'll just give you 50 bucks.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  How the fuck have I never heard of this movie? He turned out to be an incredible actor, not just the punching bag of Hollywood.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  Cause he's something Adam, I think.

• 51:45The Fat Electrician?

  It's a funny movie.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, so and its audience love it like critics are gonna hit that. Yeah, it's like critics versus audience. So it's a good. It's a fun.

• 51:53The Fat Electrician?

  Me and Hannah, me and Hannah have date nights. So I see every movie in the theaters pretty much. You're like just because to do it and the new Jason Statham movie is super good too.

• 52:03Speaker 04

  Uh, what's he in now?

• 52:04The Fat Electrician?

  Working Man.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  So basically Beekeeper two.

• 52:06The Fat Electrician?

  It's Beekeeper two. It's literally all it is.

• 52:09Speaker 01

  Is it Jason Statham or someone else?

• 52:10The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I don't remember who it was, but I mean, the entire it's it's another chocolate movie.

• 52:15Speaker 01

  Statham beats people up.

• 52:16The Fat Electrician?

  There's, there's five minutes of introduction of like Jason Statham works construction, but he used to be former SAS.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Hey, go beat that guy up. Oh, wow. We didn't know he used to be a Navy SEAL. Now he's gonna kill us all.

• 52:28The Fat Electrician?

  But in the movie.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  Eight times.

• 52:30Speaker 06

  Hey, Brandon, you ever wake up in your bed feeling like you just fought in a war?

• 52:36Speaker 04

  All clear. Yeah, what do you ask?

• 52:38Speaker 06

  You ever wake up and feel like you slept in a sauna?

• 52:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, I believe that's called night sweats.

• 52:42Speaker 06

  Me, you got it. Trash mattress, Brandon.

• 52:45Speaker 04

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• 54:01Speaker 06

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• 54:02Speaker 03

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• 54:04The Fat Electrician?

  He like opts to carry the M fourteen to go on like the final mission. Cause that's what he had when he was in the service or whatever, but his, his service buddy that hooks him up with the M fourteen. Has this, at first I thought it was a thermal, like it's an ungodly big scope. And I was like, what the fuck is that? And he's running around with it, just murking dudes the whole time. And then he finally gets to the scene. He's got the, got the little flip down, um, pad on his vest. And he's like taking machine gun fire and he flips a little pad down and it's a fucking Bluetooth scope. So he just holds the gun up looking. Dick. Fucking it dumbs the guy.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  How I've never heard of this.

• 54:45The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, there's so many good movies out right now that like, they're not major blockbusters. They're just good.

• 54:50Speaker 03

  They're just silly and fine.

• 54:51The Fat Electrician?

  Just good eighties movies.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  Just like we, we got the, uh, the accountant two coming out on the twenty fifth. Yeah, I'm stoked for that.

• 54:58Speaker 04

  We were just, we all went to my house the other day and watched the accountant, the original one, just to like prep for it. That was a better movie than I remember it being.

• 55:04Speaker 03

  I remember it being cool.

• 55:06Speaker 04

  But it was, it was just fun.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  It doesn't have to make sense. It's just fucking cool as shit.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  Those movies are the ones you just go and don't, again, just go into it having fun. Don't go in thinking it's like, well, this is going to be the next Lord of the Rings or this epic story.

• 55:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's never gonna happen again.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  No, just gonna have a good time. Beekeeper, I love Beekeeper. It was just fucking stupid.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  Just fun.

• 55:27Speaker 01

  Time. Working man, sounds like a great movie.

• 55:30Speaker 04

  That and like working man, uh, I think it would have dethroned Snow White.

• 55:34The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  It was already like tragically crashing. It was like some random fucking Jason Statham movie.

• 55:40The Fat Electrician?

  That movie was horrible.

• 55:42Speaker 04

  You had to watch it.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  You went and watched it?

• 55:44The Fat Electrician?

  I took my kids, yeah. It was god awful because they originally started out, they had. Seven dwarves and then Peter Dinklage.

• 55:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:56The Fat Electrician?

  rode in on his small horse and fucking was like you can't portray short people as dwarves in a movie that's bad and then all the other dwarf actors that aren't A listers are like bro there's only like seven roles a year that require a dwarf and now there's a movie with fucking seven of them and you're fucking over everybody else so then they're like mad that they weren't dwarves

• 56:17Speaker 04

  from the guy who made his entire living being called a half man on HBO

• 56:22The Fat Electrician?

  yeah

• 56:23Speaker 03

  he pulled up this seriously what happened?

• 56:24The Fat Electrician?

  yes Peter Dinklage got his fucking panties in a bunch

• 56:27Speaker 03

  dude's probably wanted to play that movie

• 56:29The Fat Electrician?

  yeah they did so they were all pissed off

• 56:31Speaker 04

  he pulled up the stool after

• 56:33The Fat Electrician?

  then they're like okay well we're not gonna do dwarves

• 56:35Speaker 03

  there's no ladder

• 56:36Speaker 04

  the step stool

• 56:37The Fat Electrician?

  ladder

• 56:38Speaker 04

  just a stool

• 56:39Speaker 03

  oh god the one we used to get to the high one we just picked it up and walked away with it dude

• 56:44The Fat Electrician?

  so then they're like okay well we'll just have seven people so they get basically got like the seven DEI hires it was like the the most diverse seven people on the fucking planet that you could possibly imagine only one of them was a little person and then they leaked that that's what they were doing and everybody got super pissed and they're like no it's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs not Snow White and the Seven Random Motherfuckers Living in the Forest so then they're like

• 57:07Speaker 03

  Snow White and the Seven The Egyptians

• 57:10The Fat Electrician?

  yeah so they're like well CGI the dwarves which is what they did which is fine they CGI the dwarves

• 57:16Speaker 04

  I heard they looked horrible

• 57:18The Fat Electrician?

  they looked fine to be fair like that was fine that part didn't bother me but then like they had apparently already hired the seven DEI hires to play in the crew so they couldn't fire them because they were gonna get fucking sued because they had apparently already filmed like half the fucking movie so now they just like well uh you guys are a band of thieves so now it's Snow White the Seven Dwarfs and a band of thieves that were originally the Seven Dwarfs so now there's a new band of thieves so like literally the whole movie the whole storyline's fucked up because it's like seventy-five percent of the movie is introducing you to the thirty fucking characters that are now involved in this movie and then there's like ten minutes that the whole poison apple and all the shit I'm not kidding you I went

• 58:00The Fat Electrician?

  up walked out took a piss came back in everything regarding a poison apple had already happened and the movie was over Right after they introduced all the characters.

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Wait, the poison apple just happens at the end of this?

• 58:13The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, no, the whole movie is like seventy-five percent introducing all the characters and then the whole storyline and conclusion wraps up in like twenty minutes.

• 58:21Speaker 04

  That the thing.

• 58:22The Fat Electrician?

  Really weird.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  The thing that shocked me when I saw the clip start to circulate online like on Twitter and shit is the uh the the screenshot that everybody uses of yeah. She's doing the the fucking Leonardo DiCaprio from Wolf of Wall Street there. All that shit. I thought that that was a Photoshop. I thought that they were purposely making her look retarded.

• 58:43Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  That's a genuine screenshot from.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  A knife, the sword, when it's pointed at, I don't know who has a sword, but the sword at her and the.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  The huntsman or whatever.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, and she's like.

• 58:54Speaker 03

  Nick, have you seen that? The lady doing like like acting like she's her? Jamie, bring it up.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  You like, that is a real, actual screenshot of the movie.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  I don't think I'll ever watch that movie.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:08The Fat Electrician?

  It's something.

• 59:09Speaker 03

  Oh, let's, you don't want to talk about Minecraft?

• 59:12The Fat Electrician?

  I haven't seen it yet. This is good.

• 59:13Speaker 03

  I haven't seen it yet either. I thought we should all go see it together.

• 59:16The Fat Electrician?

  I saw the one viral clip where when somebody touches the creeper and it starts blinking orange, the one dude yells Allah Akbar really loud in the movie theater and everybody laughs. I saw that part. That's about it.

• 59:27Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm.

• 59:30Speaker 03

  Allah Akbar!

• 59:31The Fat Electrician?

  It's like the the creeper starts blinking orange. It's about to blow up and somebody just screams that at the top of their lungs.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  Everyone, I would have lost it, dude!

• 59:41Speaker 03

  They've had to shut down movie theaters this week because when they dropped the tiny zombie on top of the chicken. Like, people just go crazy in the theaters.

• 59:49Speaker 01

  Throw their popcorn shit.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  Popcorn, start throwing water bottles at the screen.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Some poor and minimum wage employees, because people can't behave in public.

• 59:59The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. I've talked to a couple of people that work at movie theaters.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  A chicken.

• 1:00:02The Fat Electrician?

  They love that job.

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  So I just mean like having to clean all the shit.

• 1:00:06The Fat Electrician?

  The amount of, they love it because he's like, dude, the amount of fucking I iPods and shit that I have for free just falling out of people's pockets. They keep them.

• 1:00:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, sorry, continue.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  But no, no, there's just been this big, this big thing going on this week. People going to see the, the new Minecraft movie. And as soon as Jason Momoa shows up in the ring and there's a chicken and little baby zombie drops down on the chicken. Everyone just goes crazy and starts throwing popcorn. Yeah, the chicken jockey. And it's been a big thing like across the United States where people go crazy and just, just, just go absolutely nuts.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  If it was now, it's caught on. So now it's just everything.

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  It's called on like hell and like Jack Black came out earlier. I think it was today or yesterday and he was like, yeah, I love it. Cause people are just going nuts over it. It's like, people aren't watching it because it's a good movie. People are watching it because it's such a meme that is such a bad fucking movie.

• 1:01:02Speaker 04

  So I'm not sure I would get any of the joke. I've never played Minecraft. I don't know if.

• 1:01:06Speaker 01

  I don't know. There's jokes for my, I, Steve and you dig and you build shit. Pretty, pretty basic.

• 1:01:13Speaker 03

  No, we're old dude.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  You played Minecraft.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, I played Minecraft when John was two years old on my lap. I used to play Minecraft beta.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  Oh, I, I guarantee, have you played Minecraft at all? I, both of y'all. The most, it is super hard to be like, oh, this will be fun. And then you start mining and then you find unexplored caves. And then you start building in those unexplored caves and then you start looking for diamond. It, it gets out of hand real fast.

• 1:01:38Speaker 04

  Did you see the, uh, cause who's the, the, it's Notch, I think.

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  Creator. Was the, uh, yeah, the, the creator of Minecraft. What, what did they say? What was that tweet that somebody said?

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  About which part?

• 1:01:51Speaker 04

  Where they were accusing him of a bunch of shit and like, forgive me if this is not a verbatim tweet, cause this is, you know, a conversation I had two weeks ago, but, uh, somebody was, uh, accusing him of a bunch of shit. He's like, oh, you mean that racist homophobic millionaire Notch?

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  First off billionaire.

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  That's what he literally, he tweets like billionaire.

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  Fucking great dude. He

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  Cause he sold out for he sold it for like 3.23

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  He built it in a weekend for a contest or something, a Java contest.

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  And then he sold it for how much?

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  3.2 or 3.8 billion dollars to Microsoft. And when he built it, you had 2009, 2010 came out for Alpha. It was dwarf, something dwarf, if I remember right. And then it was Minecraft and you'd had to buy it through his PayPal account. Cause I bought it through PayPal. This is fucking.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Oh, same dude. Back in the day.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then I remember he posted on our message board, the Minecraft ones that he got flagged PayPal, like locked his account because they thought he was laundering money. Cause he was pulling out like a hundred and $80,000 a day. Cause the game just blew up and he's like, ah.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  There you go. I found it. It was somebody was quoting something of Notch and somebody replied, Notch is a racist anti Semite millionaire. His input doesn't mean anything. He just goes asterisk billionaire.

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• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  He's living his best life from you watch him on, um, they had him on some talk shows and they're like, so what is it? And I was like, oh, just hang out. I'm just rich now. Don't have to worry about anything.

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  He, uh, I talked to him on Twitter sometimes. He replies some shit. Yeah. He's, he's pretty, uh, pretty based dude. He's just, he just made his, what did Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion in 2014? He's just living his best life now.

• 1:04:09Speaker 01

  And he still has residuals.

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. And he's, he's still like, I think he's just talking about making a new game here soon. He's just, he's just chilling and tweeting and like living his best life.

• 1:04:18Speaker 04

  He sold Minecraft, but still gets residuals?

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  He does. Let's see how it worked. How much does Notch make from Minecraft? Hey Brandon.

• 1:04:32Speaker 04

  Yes, Eli.

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

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• 1:04:39Speaker 04

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• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Eli, I said Shopify. What did you hear?

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  Actually, uh, it was the overlooked secret behind the business.

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  Like I said, Shopify.

• 1:04:50Speaker 05

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• 1:04:53Speaker 04

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• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  All lowercase.

• 1:05:50Speaker 04

  Like, I know it's kind of the meme at this point, but if they release Minecraft 2, it's game over for the highest grossing game of all time.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  The sale made him a billionaire. Additional notch earns, uh, like, in 2012 from Minecraft sales, he made $101 million.

• 1:06:06Speaker 04

  God.

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. Because Minecraft made Microsoft all fucked up. So even if he was like, eh, give me like 1% to 5% and then do whatever the fuck you want with the rest of it. He, he's, he's quite fine. And to have that overnight success, because again, it was overnight PayPal. He didn't know what to do. PayPal locked his account. Hey, I'm talking to PayPal. They thought I was laundering money, so I'm locked, so I can't sell the game right now. Sorry. Got to figure it out. Got a banking account set up that can handle it and then had to transfer everything, but it was just chaos. Cause again, $180,000 a day or something like that. And he's like,

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  uh, and that was overnight because he free game, then he was like, I'll just charge 10 bucks for it.

• 1:06:52Speaker 04

  That's life-changing money for most people.

• 1:06:56Speaker 01

  Every day.

• 1:06:57Speaker 04

  Every day. That's fucking wild.

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  You know, what do you do with that?

• 1:07:03Speaker 05

  Whatever you want.

• 1:07:05Speaker 04

  Apparently become an antisemite on the internet.

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  I don't know how much they bought. He's doing quite fine for himself. Nick, what videos do you have in the works for any history shit coming up?

• 1:07:21The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I'm working on John Paul Jones.

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  Big fan of him as Darth Vader.

• 1:07:28The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's the father of America's Navy. So it's basically the Scottish guy that was a merchant marine and then killed one of his crewmen. Cause they tried to have a mutiny and then he knew he wasn't going to get a fair trial. So he fled to America. And then that was like, right when the revolution was kicking off. So he's like, and I'll volunteer for the continental Navy and he does. And he ends up being present in when they attack a new province, which is basically the Bahamas. And they launched this guerrilla raid to like seize a bunch of gunpowder and shit. And then he does really good. So they end up giving him a ship.

• 1:08:08The Fat Electrician?

  And basically just give him the orders of like, hey, go fuck with the British. So he sails across the ocean and launches raids on England. And he's like the first person to like make an attack on mainland England, like 700 fucking years since the Vikings did it. And it's just a fucking shit show of a story like.

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  Wait, when it was they were trying to go after America and he's like, fuck this, I'm gonna.

• 1:08:30The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Well, and that's why it was a brilliant strategy. Yeah. It's like.

• 1:08:33Speaker 01

  No one can expect that.

• 1:08:35The Fat Electrician?

  He's back there. They're undefended. So he's terrorizing England. So they're having to send back like a huge portion of their navy. To go patrol to make the citizenry feel safe. So it like, it did just this massively disproportionate effect of like, he has took out fucking two fleets. From the British Navy that are no longer allowed to like interrupt America's business and like patrol their coasts and shit. Cause they have to now go back and guard their home turf.

• 1:09:00Speaker 04

  Pretty smart.

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. You're going in. It's like, you're back gating.

• 1:09:03The Fat Electrician?

  And he was like, the whole time he was like, straight up guerrilla warfare mindset. He's like, all right, we're going to go in. And this is where this fucking town stores all the coal for the entire region. We're going to go in there and burn down all their coal reserves. It's like the shit. The shit he was planning. He's like, we'll see how much they care about owning the new colonies when they're cold all winter. Like dude was legit as fuck.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Which is also like, just imagine just, just on the logistics alone back in, you know, the, the late 1700s. Having to take all of those ships and manpower and everything to the Americas and then immediately send them back.

• 1:09:41Speaker 01

  And what were you waiting for message?

• 1:09:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  Of hey, we're getting fucked up over here. Someone went behind us and now attacking our city.

• 1:09:51Speaker 04

  How many hundreds of dudes and how many, you know, months of time did you just burn at ships?

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  It's like two months.

• 1:09:57The Fat Electrician?

  Well, and he's like, hi- his whole thing was like, he, he had Marines. So, cause I mean, it was right when the Marine Corps got started at a Ton Tavern. And like, he exploited the fuck out of having Marines. So like, his ships, America couldn't build a big warship. Like they just, they didn't have it. So like, he's, the USS Ranger was like 18 guns, which wouldn't, like a big ship back then was like 42, 50 gunship. He's got like, he's got like 18. So he's just got this little fast ship with Marines. But he just fucking covered the deck and those little swivel guns, the little tiny cannons and fucking muskets. And he's like, all right, here's the fucking plan, boys.

• 1:10:35The Fat Electrician?

  We're just gonna gun it and fucking crash into them. And as soon as we crash, fucking tie our ship to theirs and we're gonna go fuck them up. And like, he, he, he caught the USS, or not the USS, the HMS Serapis, which is like, an actual British warship. It's like the only time somebody had ever fucking commandeered a British warship that should have outclassed him. He's like, nah, fuck you. Pulls up next to him, ties his boat to his and the Marines just go out there and beat the fuck out of everybody. His ship sank. That wasn't the Ranger. That was the, uh, the Bomb Richard was his ship at the time. His ship ends up sinking because the British are just fucking blowing holes in it, but all the Marines are on their ship. So they just fucking took their fucking ship.

• 1:11:17Speaker 03

  The Bomb Homme Richard or the Bomb Richard?

• 1:11:20The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, Bomb Richard. It's basically, it's the French version of Bottom Richard, which was Ben Franklin's pen name during the Revolutionary Warfare bullshit.

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:11:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Poor Richard was what he like wrote his, his. Alias or whatever that he wrote his names under. So that's what the ship was named after. So that ship sinks, but they took over the HMS Serapis. And he basically had to go and dock it inside of a Dutch port, which was a neutral territory. So the British had all these warships just waiting outside the Dutch harbor for him to come out. And he's like, I'm not fucking leaving. And then finally they were putting like political pressure. So the Dutch were like telling him to fuck off. So he ends up like sneaking out in the middle of the night and they wanted him to. They wanted him to fly. A a French flag. They like came up with a legal reason that he would be able to fly a French flag, meaning the the British weren't going to be able to attack him.

• 1:12:12Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:12:13The Fat Electrician?

  And he's like, no, this is American ship. Fuck y'all. So he lost his flag when his ship sank. So he like, just has like the description from like Benjamin Franklin and some letters and shit of.

• 1:12:24Speaker 03

  I've seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:26The Fat Electrician?

  This is where the the Serapis flag comes from is what it's called after the ship, the Serapis. He goes to some Dutch seamstress and she just like throws together what she can from the like shitty description of the current American flag. And he fucking slaps that bitch on the ship and sails out in the middle of the night and makes his getaway.

• 1:12:43Speaker 03

  Why does it sound like some shit we would do? Hey guys, here's a ship. Okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna put guns, little guns on the side of it. We're gonna crash into them.

• 1:12:52The Fat Electrician?

  That's the flag that she came up with. That's the only time it's ever like been like legitimately flown in US history was.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  As a gangster.

• 1:12:59The Fat Electrician?

  Some Dutch seamstress.

• 1:13:01Speaker 04

  We need to start using that.

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  I love that fucking flag design.

• 1:13:05Speaker 04

  The uh, I I'm still stuck on the fact like that's a that's a very cool story. I haven't heard that in a while. Like I just got like flashbacks to fucking high school history. But uh.

• 1:13:16Speaker 04

  I I just, I'm still stuck on Benjamin Franklin's pen name being was poor Richard.

• 1:13:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  Imagine all of your diplomacy for a budding country in the middle of a war.

• 1:13:27The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I think.

• 1:13:28Speaker 04

  All the correspondences being done by a guy under the pen name Broke Dick.

• 1:13:32The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I think. I think these. I think it was like secret letters.

• 1:13:38Speaker 03

  Sincerely. Broke dick.

• 1:13:41The Fat Electrician?

  But like the, there's just some funny shit that happens because like back in the day. So like when the Continental Navy was getting started. It.

• 1:13:51The Fat Electrician?

  They're trying to start a navy, but like they also don't really want a navy because they don't want to be a global power. They just want people to be, leave them the fuck alone. So like a lot of people.

• 1:13:58Speaker 04

  Why have the turntables?

• 1:14:00The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 1:14:02The Fat Electrician?

  Well, he's the reason that we became a like big naval power. Um, so they're not really paying Navy dudes shit, but they're also issuing letters of marque, which basically means like any fucking dude that has enough money to buy a boat is legally allowed by the US government to go out and seize British shit and just keep the spoils.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  Is it letters of marque or marquee?

• 1:14:23The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I think it's just letters of marque.

• 1:14:25Speaker 04

  Mark, okay.

• 1:14:25The Fat Electrician?

  Mark might just be short for marquee.

• 1:14:28Speaker 04

  I, I genuinely don't know.

• 1:14:30The Fat Electrician?

  Either way, they're issuing that. So like that basically makes you a corsair. You're basically a pirate, but you're.

• 1:14:34Speaker 03

  Exactly. They're, they're just telling rednecks, go be pirates.

• 1:14:37The Fat Electrician?

  So like everybody's going to do that. So like a lot of the Navy dudes that are signing up for them, like every time they get the opportunity to like, do some real shit that would do damage. They just would kind of want to like go plunder shit. And he's like, trying to be a professional about it. So he, he launches this raid on Whitehaven and he wants to go like burn down all the ships in the harbor and it his fuck, he like sends out his group and his group goes and does what they're supposed to. And the two other groups go and just break into a bar and get shitfaced. And then like, he's like, well, fuck, we gotta do something. So he's like, okay, we're going to sail up to Scotland and there's this Earl. You know, like some high ranking aristocrat and Earl, we're going to fucking go kidnap him and then trade him for a bunch of American sailors. They show up to his house. He's not there.

• 1:15:19The Fat Electrician?

  So all of his sailors, like the Marines are the only ones that have his back. Like the Marines are like, no, you're not fucking touching the captain. The sailors are like, they're ready to launch mutiny and be fucking pirates the entire time. And so the Earl's not there and they're like, let's start. Sexually assaulting people and stealing everything. And he's like, no, no.

• 1:15:40Speaker 04

  We're not actually pirates. That is, that is not what I said.

• 1:15:45Speaker 01

  So why are you wearing the rape hat?

• 1:15:48The Fat Electrician?

  What's that sword you guys can't recall?

• 1:15:52Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 1:15:56Speaker 04

  I don't know. It doesn't have a name yet.

• 1:15:59Speaker 06

  Just doing some.

• 1:16:00Speaker 04

  I wonder what they'll call it after this week.

• 1:16:02Speaker 06

  Just doing some pillaging.

• 1:16:04The Fat Electrician?

  So he like, he's like stuck in this situation where like the Marines got his back, but his crew wants to do this. And he's like, all right, just fuck it. We're gonna go steal their silver set. And he like goes and he steals this Earl's like silver set, which is like, you know, big fucking deal, whatever, I guess. So he steals this Earl's silver set and then he like immediately starts writing the Earl's wife and is like, madam, I'm so sorry, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, I'm gonna, I'll, I'll personally buy it at auction and return it to you. I'm very literally trying to fuck this chick and I know he's trying to fuck her because he makes copies of the letter and forwards copies to Ben Franklin, which is like the ultimate womanizer of the founding fathers.

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  It's like, hey, bro, check this out.

• 1:16:48The Fat Electrician?

  Literally the 1700s equivalent of sending screenshots of spinning game.

• 1:16:55Speaker 01

  She opens up that last letter. It's a dick draw.

• 1:16:59Speaker 04

  It's like a Thanksgiving turkey hand.

• 1:17:02Speaker 01

  It's just on there.

• 1:17:04Speaker 04

  What's, what's that sword called again?

• 1:17:09Speaker 01

  Or dipped it and he can just smash it on the paper.

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  Kind of like I do on all my NFA forums.

• 1:17:15Speaker 04

  Do you want my thumbprint? All right.

• 1:17:18Speaker 06

  It's right thumb. It's always weird.

• 1:17:20Speaker 04

  It's the bottom thumb.

• 1:17:29The Fat Electrician?

  I hate that.

• 1:17:32Speaker 06

  Girl, I'm gonna give you that bottom thumb.

• 1:17:35Speaker 04

  Give him the grand thumb. Put my bottom thumb in your front butt.

• 1:17:43Speaker 04

  Also, my Marines have the, what's that sword called?

• 1:17:47The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:17:56Speaker 03

  Oh, story time with Uncle Nick. I can't wait for John to come hang out with you this summer. God, he's gonna have so much knowledge. All right, John, I know you're going to bed. I need to tell you a story first.

• 1:18:07Speaker 03

  We're gonna talk about the rapier.

• 1:18:09Speaker 04

  John's just like, rapier than who?

• 1:18:12The Fat Electrician?

  John's gonna come.

• 1:18:15The Fat Electrician?

  That guy is literally insane. Just so we're all clear.

• 1:18:18Speaker 01

  What ended up happening? So he wrote her, wrote to Benjamin Franklin, like, yo, about to smash.

• 1:18:23Speaker 03

  She ceded to.

• 1:18:25The Fat Electrician?

  Legit. So he ends up like, it's like, fuck, 10 years later, he ends up getting the plate back to her, but so that goes on and the whole time he's like out there, literally just kicking ass. Like the dude's a fucking one man army with his ship. And he ends up getting dicked around because the British military, like, to be an officer, it wasn't like about ability. It was like, you're from the right family. You know what I mean? And the Americans started copying the same mentality. So.

• 1:18:53Speaker 01

  Buy commissions.

• 1:18:54The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly. So he's, he was getting fucked out of every promotion possible, even though he's the only one that's actually good at shit. And then after, uh, after the Revolutionary War is over, they're like, he's still getting dicked out of these promotions and they're,

• 1:19:11The Fat Electrician?

  the Russian queen, princess, whatever the fuck you want to call her, Catherine, I think it was, she, uh,

• 1:19:17Speaker 01

  Catherine the Great.

• 1:19:18The Fat Electrician?

  She has a war going on with the Ottoman Empire and she's hiring, uh, naval officers from anybody that has experienced Navy. So he ends up basically getting the okay from Thomas Jefferson to go over and be a naval officer for Catherine the Great, fighting the Ottomans. And well, he gets over there and guess what other country is sending over a bunch of officers? The fucking British and the British fucking hate him because he.

• 1:19:49Speaker 01

  He made him look stupid.

• 1:19:51The Fat Electrician?

  So they end up like staging this whole thing where he allegedly, you know, assaulted a 12 year old girl, which almost every historian is like, this is completely fabricated just to get him kicked out. So he ends up getting basically ostracized because of that, moves back to Paris, uh, lives there the rest of his life, passes away and he's like in some unmarked grave forever. And then Teddy Roosevelt becomes president and gets a hold of the French and the French really liked him. And the French end up finding his grave and they exhume him and they bring him back to America. And now he's got a tomb at Annapolis. As the father, the father of the US Navy.

• 1:20:29Speaker 01

  Fuck yeah.

• 1:20:30Speaker 03

  And he started off being a fucking pirate.

• 1:20:33The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, he's got.

• 1:20:34Speaker 03

  Messing up everyone in unconventional warfare.

• 1:20:36Speaker 01

  Privateering is.

• 1:20:37The Fat Electrician?

  When he pulled up to the USS Serapis, they were just hammering his ship and they basically asked him if he was ready to surrender. And he responded, I've not yet begun to fight. And then since fucking Marines in and makes them surrender. Captures their whole ship. It's fucking awesome.

• 1:20:55Speaker 01

  It's such a wild time in how war communication, everything worked. Cause you're just going based off of what your bosses said that they said.

• 1:21:02The Fat Electrician?

  I got a letter from a fucking pigeon.

• 1:21:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then you're like, we're getting on the thing and we're gonna go on that boat, kill everyone and then take it and then we'll go get drunk afterwards. We'll go grab bar. Like imagine showing up to unsub. It's like, okay, we gotta rob some silverware. Nick's like, I want to grape some people. I'm like, well, hold on.

• 1:21:23Speaker 04

  So it's unsub.

• 1:21:24The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, yeah. Like Nick, let the guys go.

• 1:21:28Speaker 03

  Imagine like sailing down to Florida and telling all the rednecks with boats, take your guns and take as many of their ships as you can. And they're, you know, they're all like, hell yeah.

• 1:21:39Speaker 04

  Which is wild. Which is funny. Cause like that, that's what drives me fucking crazy. When you have people like, uh, like Biden, shit like that. It's like, oh, listen, Jack. The kids to touch my arm hair or my leg hair in the pool, like that shit. He's like, the, the, the, you, you've never, you, you can't own a cannon. Like you have in no point in American history, have you ever not been able to own a cannon for one? That's just absolutely a fabrication. You've always been, I own a cannon.

• 1:22:09Speaker 04

  There are less regulations on buying a cannon than a Glock.

• 1:22:14Speaker 04

  You can just, can you just build a cannon? You can buy one. You can buy one. Over like if you can afford a cannon, you, you can buy a cannon.

• 1:22:21Speaker 03

  Tally ho lads.

• 1:22:22Speaker 04

  Just over counter? We don't, there is no background check, nothing because it's a black powder. It's not fire.

• 1:22:28Speaker 03

  It's like that green text.

• 1:22:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, tally ho.

• 1:22:31Speaker 03

  Tally ho lads.

• 1:22:32Speaker 04

  But on top of that, there are serious, there are periods in American history where the American government at the time just says, "Fuck, we don't have enough guns. Hey, if any of you citizens have a, a ship that has cannons on it, "We could really use it about now if you want to go fucking kill some people."

• 1:22:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's legal now. You can do these things.

• 1:22:52Speaker 04

  As long as they've got that flag, you can go fuck them up.

• 1:22:55The Fat Electrician?

  The, the funny part is like just the British perspective of what that had to be like, that the colonies were launching raids on mainland England. It'd literally be the equivalent of like, if in 2012, the Taliban rolled up to Manhattan with a battleship. What's happening right now?

• 1:23:13Speaker 04

  The Uno reverse card?

• 1:23:14The Fat Electrician?

  Where's our navy? It'd be fucking wild. You're out there like, what the fuck is going on right now, even as a citizen?

• 1:23:22Speaker 03

  That'd be the perfect place to raid because they don't have guns. Hey.

• 1:23:28Speaker 00

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• 1:23:53Speaker 04

  You just shown up.

• 1:23:54Speaker 03

  You would have Harlem fighting back with their illegal fucking guns.

• 1:23:58The Fat Electrician?

  I've had this skit.

• 1:23:59Speaker 04

  No one wants to occupy Harlem.

• 1:24:01The Fat Electrician?

  I've had a skit in my head forever, ever since I watched the remake of Red Dawn. And I was like, if you, we could make like a hot shot, like a Charlie Sheen's hot shot, like scary movie parody of Red Dawn. It would be so fucking funny to have like the Chinese invade mainland America and just like, I, I just want the scene where they're recording the Chinese talking and the Chinese are like, okay, sir. Uh, that last section of the country is pretty rough, but the section we're coming up on now has very strict gun laws. Nobody's allowed to own guns. We think it should be. Are really easy to take over the city. Okay, what's the city? Sha- she- Chicago?

• 1:24:42The Fat Electrician?

  It just in it just hard cut to them getting lit up by drive-bys from Impalas and shit.

• 1:24:48Speaker 03

  Ch- Chaka go.

• 1:24:50The Fat Electrician?

  Chi- rat?

• 1:24:53Speaker 04

  I just wanna see the part of that movie that's just our crew fucking up a bunch of Chinese special forces in fucking guerrilla combat. It's just us like

• 1:25:05Speaker 04

  I swear to God, I've killed that guy like three times today.

• 1:25:08The Fat Electrician?

  The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just take their nods after you kill them.

• 1:25:11Speaker 01

  Was it Chinese in the new Red Dawn?

• 1:25:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, so it was supposed to be Chinese. And then all of the the financiers for the movie made them airbrush out all the Chinese flags and turn it into North Korea. Cause China was financing part of it.

• 1:25:25Speaker 01

  Which also, North Korea having the

• 1:25:29Speaker 04

  They don't even have the ability to feed their people.

• 1:25:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, flying here is a big

• 1:25:33Speaker 03

  Oh, no, we have a friend here. We have a Quinn. Hello, Quinn.

• 1:25:39Speaker 01

  You're gonna be on later, beautiful.

• 1:25:41Speaker 03

  Do you wanna come say hey real quick? Oh, my gosh.

• 1:25:46Speaker 03

  Look at this guy.

• 1:25:49Speaker 01

  There, right in the middle.

• 1:25:50Speaker 04

  Hi, everyone.

• 1:25:52The Fat Electrician?

  Hello.

• 1:25:52Speaker 01

  For the future of what's gonna come, or depending on how these We're gonna come. Ethan's gonna come.

• 1:25:57The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's one hundred.

• 1:25:58Speaker 04

  Don't come.

• 1:26:00Speaker 01

  I'm gonna come.

• 1:26:01Speaker 04

  I'm gonna come.

• 1:26:03Speaker 03

  Chicka go.

• 1:26:06Speaker 01

  Beautiful. I'm excited for

• 1:26:08Speaker 03

  We're just talking about if you drop Chinese paratroopers into like the Appalachian Mountains or, you know, Texas or somewhere like that, how well it'll go.

• 1:26:16The Fat Electrician?

  Who would win? A company of Chinese paratroopers or a high school trap shooting team?

• 1:26:27The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, I said that in a bit. I was like, if somebody invades mainland America, the biggest issue is gonna be convincing rednecks not to have a taxidermy. The biggest ethical issue involved.

• 1:26:38Speaker 04

  The taxidermists can't seem to get the eyes right.

• 1:26:41Speaker 03

  My my favorite meme is like the hundred and twenty pound Chinese paratrooper versus two hundred and fifty pound corn-fed bubba in the mountains.

• 1:26:49The Fat Electrician?

  I love the one where

• 1:26:50Speaker 03

  Hey, wait, I've seen this one.

• 1:26:51The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody, somebody had a video of thirty odd six and they're like, just so we're clear, the average Japanese soldier weighed a hundred and sixteen pounds and you assholes were running around in the jungle with a gun rated for elk shooting these guys.

• 1:27:07Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:27:10Speaker 01

  I never thought about the taxidermy thing and how realistic of a situation that would become if someone invaded.

• 1:27:16Speaker 03

  Well, I know we've

• 1:27:17Speaker 01

  That would

• 1:27:20Speaker 03

  fighting, like, it would be like fighting in the Pacific Islands where they're taking fucking skulls. I was just gonna say that. And like teeth on necklaces and

• 1:27:27The Fat Electrician?

  We brought that up when I talked about the seventy seventh century. Do you know how many fucking emails I got from people that are like, hey, um, my family has one of those skulls. What are we supposed to do with this?

• 1:27:41Speaker 03

  Can I buy one?

• 1:27:42The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking not tell anybody. I don't know.

• 1:27:45Speaker 03

  Is it, it, is, is there a law against that?

• 1:27:48Speaker 01

  Human remains, there's a weird law with

• 1:27:50Speaker 03

  Cause I, you can't take new human remains, if I remember correctly, but if it's a like historical piece, I don't know. There's some, yeah, there's some gray. Literally, your grandfather brought it in. Please forward those emails to me. I kind of want one.

• 1:28:05Speaker 01

  I would love to have.

• 1:28:07Speaker 01

  We really cool.

• 1:28:07The Fat Electrician?

  An unsub school up there real quick.

• 1:28:09Speaker 03

  Also, we have to like, put it in a, no, like the, the, the painted of like Japanese skulls that like war trophy shit. We'd have to put that in like a case.

• 1:28:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I also got an email that somebody got kicked out of a store in Japan for wearing my, it's never a war crime the first time shirt. And I was like, oh, yeah, I can see how that would be confusing to wear in Japan.

• 1:28:29Speaker 03

  Well, it wasn't a war crime the second time either.

• 1:28:32The Fat Electrician?

  Batman on it.

• 1:28:33Speaker 03

  Jesus, dude. And we've been talking about going to Japan for a while now, but Eli, you said tattoos are going to be a problem for us over there.

• 1:28:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, dude, it will be super interesting with this group when we go to Japan because it is. Like the tram system or the subway system, you take that everywhere and then everyone's super quiet. So it's like being respectful cultures, not eating and walking. So you're it will be this weird in between between us and then ninety dollar or twenty dollars for ninety minutes. All you can drink. So I'm like, oh, the guys get super shit wrecked. And then we're gonna try to keep rules in place.

• 1:29:09Speaker 03

  You know, we would be respectful to their culture.

• 1:29:12The Fat Electrician?

  Exactly. I have a fun. I have a hookup so we can go eat with sumo wrestlers. See, like, which like, nobody gets to do, by the way.

• 1:29:19Speaker 04

  Did you see the Shane Gillis thing with that the other day? Shane Gillis was the like guest referee or announcer thing for an actual like sumo match. And it was the funniest shit.

• 1:29:31Speaker 01

  He has probably no idea and he's just calling it out.

• 1:29:34Speaker 04

  No, and he he will know he like was asking like, hey, how do I say this? Oh, uh, yeah, I don't know how to say that. Like, just like trying, like trying his best.

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  Have you seen?

• 1:29:44Speaker 04

  They're like, Shane, how does it smell down there? He's like, don't do that. Don't disrespect these athletes.

• 1:29:51The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen the video? It's like, it's not even a, I mean, it's a big dude, obviously, but it's not like, you think sumo wrestler, you're thinking like four hundred plus pound dude. It's so it was like, dude is probably like two sixty, three hundred. He's a big boy, but he uh, they had like the best D end or D tackle in the NFL, one of them.

• 1:30:09Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:30:10The Fat Electrician?

  In the suit and he like, full on like three foot gap football stance comes up full like foot fire trying to move this dude. And this dude is just planted in the ground holding him laughing while this dude is just giving everything he can to try to move this dude doesn't move a fucking inch.

• 1:30:27Speaker 03

  Oh, those dudes are monsters, man.

• 1:30:29The Fat Electrician?

  Crazy.

• 1:30:29Speaker 03

  Their thighs are fucking that big around.

• 1:30:32Speaker 01

  Love to go watch one of those.

• 1:30:34The Fat Electrician?

  Calvin went, he was, he just got back from Japan. Calvin, my uh, the dude that works for me, the other coach at my jujitsu gym. And we have a student that grew up in Japan and his uncle was a teacher forever. And I guess his uncle's student grew up to be the head monk of one of the temple for like one of the biggest sumo teams. Cause all the.

• 1:30:53Speaker 01

  They have monks?

• 1:30:54The Fat Electrician?

  All Buddhist monks. So all the, all those.

• 1:30:56Speaker 04

  That's where that.

• 1:30:57The Fat Electrician?

  All the sumo wrestlers.

• 1:30:58Speaker 04

  I know those things were.

• 1:30:59Speaker 01

  Big boat, little boat, you still have monks, Buddhist monks. So you're, that's where you get the orange garbage Chinese culture. I think Japan is a little boat. Ideology of Buddhism. Um, so they just have different mindsets on how Buddhists work. Or, or I thought Ja- uh, Japan was more like Taoist. They have a mixture. So any of the, uh, you have Taoism, uh, or is it Taoism? Something else? They might be now, uh, back in the day it was Buddha Buddhism Christianity started taking in. I've got a very like mile high view of this. I don't really like know the details of the culture. And then they ripped out Christianity. I think, um, Nobunaga, I forget which dude ran it. It's like, no, get rid of this. We'll just go Buddhism and then the other one is.

• 1:31:44The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck. No, I need it. Anyways, basically all the, all the sumo wrestlers, like they're not like professional athletes that make a bunch of money. They're literally like, they go to a Buddhist temple, I guess. This is what he told me. I haven't checked this, but like, his understanding was be basically they show up to a Buddhist temple or like, I want to be a sumo wrestler and the Buddhist temple takes them in and they don't get paid. They don't get anything. They just get to eat and sleep and train for free and they just do that their whole fucking lives. So he got to go stay in this Buddhist temple with the, the sumo team. And he's like, Calvin is like a hundred and fifty-five pounds. Like he's not a big dude. And he's like, they were like scared of me.

• 1:32:21The Fat Electrician?

  They live in a Buddhist temple. They ever seen a white guy covered in tattoos? Like, and so they're just like on edge around him the whole time. And he's like, dude, you're three times my size. You could just spike me off the ground and I'd be dead. But he said it was.

• 1:32:34Speaker 01

  Spike you into the end zone.

• 1:32:35The Fat Electrician?

  Said they were all like super nice.

• 1:32:37Speaker 01

  He said Shintoism? Shintoism. Yeah, that's okay. That's what I was like, what is it? There is another one. Shinto, Shinto belief. Do they, have you watched that one? Um, I don't know where it's from. He's a white, uh, white dude that is.

• 1:32:49The Fat Electrician?

  Tom Cruise, Last Samurai.

• 1:32:51Speaker 01

  Exactly. Yes, yeah. But he's a. I'm gonna watch that when I get home. Smaller compared to other sumo wrestlers, but he is.

• 1:32:59The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. The Czech guy.

• 1:33:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's almost a Yaku- Yaku- uh, Yokozuna level or he is, but this dude against like three hundred, four hundred pound guys. You've seen him truck them like it's nothing. This dude's, uh, two hundred and twenty. He's a small sumo wrestler. Terrifying. He hucks these four hundred pound. Oh, you're saying he's a white guy or?

• 1:33:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, he's like Czech, I think. He's crazy good.

• 1:33:22Speaker 01

  If you pull it dude.

• 1:33:23Speaker 04

  Just wait till the Russian Muslims get into that sport.

• 1:33:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 1:33:27Speaker 01

  Dagistan.

• 1:33:27Speaker 04

  Bunch of fucking Chechens get involved.

• 1:33:30Speaker 03

  Was it Nick? Three years he forgets.

• 1:33:32The Fat Electrician?

  Zen, two, three years, forget.

• 1:33:34Speaker 04

  Three years of Dagistan.

• 1:33:36Speaker 03

  Forget.

• 1:33:36Speaker 01

  We just fighting now. This is what we do. Cody, what do you got in the works on your stuff?

• 1:33:41Speaker 03

  Oh God, has anyone been shot lately?

• 1:33:44Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:33:45Speaker 03

  No, dude, all I want to do is build businesses with unsub and you guys and hang out with y'all.

• 1:33:51Speaker 01

  You're like, I'm over.

• 1:33:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I mean, someone gets shot. I do the video. I want to do other things. I want to hang out with my boys. I'm getting old, man. I've been doing this YouTube channel for 10 years now.

• 1:34:02Speaker 04

  Don't you fucking demo on me?

• 1:34:03Speaker 03

  I'm not demoing on you, dude. I wish I had a resort property to sell, but you know, I don't.

• 1:34:11The Fat Electrician?

  Cody's like, I don't have a resort.

• 1:34:15Speaker 01

  Brandon wakes up with pink eye. Cause that wasn't a hooker's butt.

• 1:34:20Speaker 04

  Don't tell you about what we did last night.

• 1:34:25Speaker 04

  Why you gotta cast that evil on me? You're probably right at some point.

• 1:34:29The Fat Electrician?

  Chris, their wedding tomorrow, just like.

• 1:34:33Speaker 04

  God, now you got me fucking overthinking about it. Cause like apparently American money is like super dirty.

• 1:34:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34:39Speaker 04

  Well, I'm not just American money. I'm sure it's every money.

• 1:34:41Speaker 03

  We've been to Vegas before, buddy. We know how dirty it is.

• 1:34:43Speaker 04

  I don't want to think about it.

• 1:34:45Speaker 03

  Oh no, I think we're all just doing our own thing and then trying to build businesses together and having a good time. We got a lot of good podcasts started lately. What, what, what are you working on, Mr. Bela?

• 1:34:53Speaker 04

  Mr. Bela's got a thing.

• 1:34:55Speaker 01

  We got, oh yeah, we do. Well, I like this most focus for us is the autism awareness and we have.

• 1:35:01Speaker 04

  That wasn't the thing.

• 1:35:02Speaker 01

  I know, but that's the one I like. I hate my.

• 1:35:05Speaker 03

  Could you stop talking about autistic people? Great thing going on this month.

• 1:35:10Speaker 01

  Yes, this is all, and we're doing, we're adding a special needs, a nonprofit. Once we find one, just shopping for which ones actually do the right thing and not just blow everything on.

• 1:35:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, administrative fees and marketing and all the people. Like we want to make sure that like. I I know at least speaking from my perspective like we we try to run this like a business and make sure that like we're we're spending this money as if it's our money where we want to make sure that it's the money you spend on the shirts actually goes to a good cause not just saying it does but a place that like the money actually goes toward what they say it does because most charities are full of shit.

• 1:35:51Speaker 07

  It's terrifying.

• 1:35:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, when you look at at the word nonprofit like and you're like, oh, they're nice. It's like, okay, nonprofit.

• 1:35:59The Fat Electrician?

  The NFL is a nonprofit, just so we're clear.

• 1:36:02Speaker 03

  Just throwing that out there.

• 1:36:03Speaker 04

  The entity doesn't make a profit, but everyone on the fucking board of directors.

• 1:36:07The Fat Electrician?

  Makes a million plus dollars a year. Yeah.

• 1:36:10Speaker 04

  All on donated money.

• 1:36:11Speaker 03

  So if you guys do like help us out like buy shirts help with autism community where we shop around and we find the best charities to put that forward to.

• 1:36:19The Fat Electrician?

  We're gonna we're gonna raise so much money that we're gonna find out everything about autism that we could find out and then nobody's gonna like us anymore.

• 1:36:25Speaker 03

  Rich, could you kind of tell us what you think about autism real quick?

• 1:36:30Speaker 03

  Oh, look, a new person.

• 1:36:35Speaker 04

  Rich uses kill minorities.

• 1:36:42Speaker 07

  Want to show you that you're not the only one that can pull this off. I've been outside. Um, autism is my favorite type of retard because Eli has been able what? Oh, they're they're supposed to be my least favorite? You guys aren't fair.

• 1:37:00The Fat Electrician?

  Also, how does that little make the action figures work show? Did you just type in? What do you ask it?

• 1:37:07Speaker 04

  If you say a specific person or do you have to describe the person?

• 1:37:12Speaker 04

  Okay, got it. Because I'm like, for me, it was like, man, that's actually alarmingly close. It just whitewashed me.

• 1:37:18Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:37:18Speaker 04

  Did you put? I just look like a white guy named Daniel.

• 1:37:21The Fat Electrician?

  What's he dressed like? Like Cody?

• 1:37:25The Fat Electrician?

  Like what he's dressed like like Brandon.

• 1:37:27Speaker 03

  All right, Jamie, pull that up right now. Show him the thing.

• 1:37:30Speaker 07

  That was I was actually cracking up. Yours is great.

• 1:37:33The Fat Electrician?

  My.

• 1:37:34Speaker 03

  You're a fucking gorilla. You're you look like a Minecraft character.

• 1:37:37The Fat Electrician?

  It's a refrigerator with arms.

• 1:37:39Speaker 03

  Corn. And then corn, corn bush life.

• 1:37:44The Fat Electrician?

  A rubber duck.

• 1:37:46Speaker 01

  I was like, oh, this is great. And I hate communism super big.

• 1:37:50Speaker 04

  That last, that one of the last podcasts that went up to like, damn, Cody's hammered. You can tell because he's talking on his own podcast.

• 1:38:00Speaker 03

  It's the cocaine.

• 1:38:04Speaker 04

  No, you could, I, I would be terrified to see you on cocaine, actually.

• 1:38:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's the one drug I've never done before.

• 1:38:11Speaker 01

  I think there's.

• 1:38:13The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, there's probably multiple.

• 1:38:15Speaker 04

  There's, there's lots of drugs I'm sure you've never done.

• 1:38:17Speaker 03

  Crocodile.

• 1:38:18The Fat Electrician?

  Crocodile.

• 1:38:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, I want my skin to rot and my body.

• 1:38:23Speaker 04

  That's some shit only the Russians could have come up with. Crocodile shit.

• 1:38:27The Fat Electrician?

  What if we made a liquid version of the Gulag that you could just inject into your veins?

• 1:38:32Speaker 03

  Good.

• 1:38:33Speaker 04

  Crocodile.

• 1:38:33Speaker 01

  Make with red match head.

• 1:38:35Speaker 03

  Are you, what, what was the fucking Russian dude with the big arms? He was injecting what into his arms?

• 1:38:40Speaker 04

  It was just oil.

• 1:38:43The Fat Electrician?

  It's some cut, it's just some oil that sticks inside the muscle fascia.

• 1:38:47Speaker 03

  And he became like a quasi celebrity over there because his arms are so big.

• 1:38:52Speaker 04

  Synthol.

• 1:38:53Speaker 03

  Yes, it's because he was injecting nasty shit into him.

• 1:38:56Speaker 01

  That, well, that's another one. Which, oh, there's the kid you're talking about.

• 1:39:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:39:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:01Speaker 01

  And did you?

• 1:39:02Speaker 04

  He looks like the fucking, he looks like the dude from Umbrella Academy.

• 1:39:06Speaker 01

  Yep. Giant, the big fucking arms. Did you see his MMA fight?

• 1:39:11Speaker 03

  He did an MMA fight?

• 1:39:12Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:39:13Speaker 04

  Let me guess.

• 1:39:13Speaker 03

  How'd that go?

• 1:39:14Speaker 04

  He can't fight.

• 1:39:16Speaker 01

  Weird, since I'm not working out doesn't equate to fighting, period. He got his fucking ass beat. Any of those dudes, she's gonna get their ass beat.

• 1:39:26Speaker 03

  If I was his opponent, I would just punch him in his fucking arms.

• 1:39:28Speaker 01

  Pop it.

• 1:39:30Speaker 01

  Pop his bicep.

• 1:39:31The Fat Electrician?

  Goes into toxic shock.

• 1:39:34Speaker 01

  I just like, that's what they're like, go like that. And they're like, I think that's good.

• 1:39:38Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, there's the Indian guy, too.

• 1:39:39Speaker 04

  Oh, that looks like a chat GPT thing of someone who like, a computer that doesn't understand what a person looks like.

• 1:39:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, when I grew up, I want to be a cloud, mom.

• 1:39:50Speaker 01

  I don't want to put in the work, but I want to look a certain way. That's fucking wild.

• 1:39:56Speaker 04

  That was a bizarre catch.

• 1:39:57Speaker 03

  I'm sure he gets all the bitches.

• 1:40:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm sure he's saying it. And then we have what else is in the, oh, we got, let's say hi to Eli. Got that finally launched and y'all beautiful souls. I still have to do your interview. And yours is after Cody's Cody, Cody's is yours was fucking great too. I love.

• 1:40:15Speaker 04

  You almost made me cry on yours.

• 1:40:18Speaker 01

  What'd he say? What's he say? Give me a second.

• 1:40:20Speaker 04

  No, is that please hold.

• 1:40:21Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:40:22Speaker 04

  Cause I'd never see Nick show emotion ever. And so that I was like, oh damn, that actually that means a lot coming from Nick.

• 1:40:31Speaker 03

  The corn eating gorilla showed emotion?

• 1:40:35The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's a lie. Never happened.

• 1:40:38Speaker 03

  I say that as I throw my son to you for several weeks this summer.

• 1:40:43The Fat Electrician?

  He's gonna do great.

• 1:40:44Speaker 03

  John, you know what your dad said to me?

• 1:40:48Speaker 03

  Slap him.

• 1:40:48The Fat Electrician?

  I'm gonna show all my drop down and draw your gun technique so we can use it on Rich when Rich attacks him with a knife.

• 1:40:55Speaker 01

  Lay on your back.

• 1:41:00Speaker 01

  They probably have no idea what we're talking about on that one.

• 1:41:03Speaker 04

  I have no clue.

• 1:41:06Speaker 04

  He's a cop. Look as white as possible.

• 1:41:11Speaker 01

  Skin change, don't.

• 1:41:15Speaker 04

  What the fuck are you guys talking about?

• 1:41:17Speaker 01

  Knife. Go.

• 1:41:18The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, me and Pew pew did a video about the 21 foot rule with the knife. And I was like, I bet I could, I bet I could get shots off in 10 feet. And I did. And what I did is, okay, go. I just immediately dropped to my back. And once I was on my back, I had my feet in between. Me and the guy with the knife, I drew my gun and shot off my back like 10 rounds and just mag dumped the guy. And some people on the internet think it would work and some people think that I'm an idiot.

• 1:41:52Speaker 03

  What? Rich doesn't think it would work?

• 1:41:54The Fat Electrician?

  Doesn't think it would work. He said I should run away in a zigzag formation yelling serpentine while I try to draw my gun.

• 1:42:01Speaker 01

  As he's holding bad bitch.

• 1:42:08The Fat Electrician?

  That was the best argument. I will say, the one comment that annoyed me on that short, because the short went like, not super viral, but the short got thousands of comments when we were talking about it. And somebody was like, wow, I can't believe the fat electrician is trying to argue combatives with Rich, a trained cop that probably has way more experience than him. And I was like, Rich, well, maybe, but like, I don't think that most people have a grasp on how little combatives training the average law enforcement officer gets.

• 1:42:39Speaker 03

  Like female cops.

• 1:42:40The Fat Electrician?

  Yes, period.

• 1:42:46Speaker 04

  It's like, ah, what do I call her? It's stress of the B. Trash. What? You were just waiting to say that.

• 1:42:57Speaker 04

  The, uh, how much combatives training do, uh, does the average cop do, Cody?

• 1:43:02The Fat Electrician?

  Did, did you see the?

• 1:43:04Speaker 03

  It's trash, dude. It's so bad.

• 1:43:06Speaker 04

  Shrimp.

• 1:43:07The Fat Electrician?

  Did you see the, uh, the video that just came out recently of the three British women cops trying to arrest a man? And he's just like, no.

• 1:43:16Speaker 03

  He just said no.

• 1:43:17The Fat Electrician?

  Literally just basically just said no.

• 1:43:19Speaker 03

  Was he calm the whole time?

• 1:43:20The Fat Electrician?

  Pretty much.

• 1:43:21Speaker 03

  He's just standing up and they can't do anything.

• 1:43:23The Fat Electrician?

  They're like trying to pull him to the ground and he's, it literally looked like my two year old, my four year old, like hanging on my legs.

• 1:43:30Speaker 03

  Like you're playing with your kids.

• 1:43:31The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that's what it looked like. It was not good.

• 1:43:35The Fat Electrician?

  It wasn't good at all.

• 1:43:37Speaker 04

  I see some of those videos from like the UK, like blow my fucking mind.

• 1:43:41The Fat Electrician?

  Where people are getting arrested for social media posts and shit.

• 1:43:44Speaker 04

  Well, those two, but like I just, the, the A is like a little bit of normalcy bias, but B just like the people who are incapable of performing violence of any kind. There was a video I was watching and somebody getting like stabbed, like it was an older lady, I think, getting, being stabbed on the ground. There's a guy on top of her just stabbing the shit out of her. And there's like eight dudes around her like.

• 1:44:03Speaker 04

  Oh, and one dude eventually picks up like this light tin trash can and like throws it at the guy, does absolutely nothing and he's just sitting there like going to town and none of these quote unquote men do can do jack shit about it.

• 1:44:17Speaker 03

  Jesus. You got a license for that noise? I I don't think he's got a license. You got a stabbing license. Well, they have to call the cops with the guns too in that situation.

• 1:44:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, because the majority don't carry guns.

• 1:44:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:44:33Speaker 04

  Can't.

• 1:44:35Speaker 01

  Wait, the police can't unless you're like. No, the cops.

• 1:44:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, the cops. There are certified officers with firearms.

• 1:44:41Speaker 04

  Most cops don't.

• 1:44:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, you have to call the cops with guns to come help you in situations.

• 1:44:45Speaker 04

  Show, what would you say?

• 1:44:47Speaker 01

  A cop with a gun is like SWAT to them.

• 1:44:49Speaker 04

  And and I'm straight up in Ireland, how would you say that? What would you say the ratio is of cops who carry guns versus cops who don't? Oh, I mean, we don't need cops who carry guns for like special

• 1:45:03Speaker 03

  You gotta call them. It's just like, it's like in the US, if you call a SWAT team in like Brandon was saying, you gotta call the cops with guns in.

• 1:45:11Speaker 01

  I wish that happened in America just to see how bad it would get.

• 1:45:16Speaker 01

  He's showing up with no guns like fuck dude. It's like, oh, this is why they carry firearms. Got it.

• 1:45:29Speaker 04

  Well, that was back before most of the planet had access to gunpowder.

• 1:45:35Speaker 04

  Turns out us.

• 1:45:39The Fat Electrician?

  Took over a third of the planet to get spices, didn't put any of them on your food. What the fuck is going on?

• 1:45:46Speaker 04

  Turns out that starving yourself in protest doesn't stop a musket.

• 1:45:54Speaker 03

  I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think a lot of people over there, even if they have knives like a chef has a chef blade, an eight inch blade. You gotta like register it and go through a whole process just to have shit like.

• 1:46:04The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know.

• 1:46:04Speaker 01

  Those like, did you see the legal knives that they created with the? The block on the end? Yeah. I think you were telling me. Round tip knives. Have you seen those?

• 1:46:12The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 1:46:12Speaker 01

  So you can't stab, still cut, but no stabbies. There's a whole thing.

• 1:46:17Speaker 03

  Still stabbies, no stabbies.

• 1:46:19Speaker 01

  It's like.

• 1:46:20The Fat Electrician?

  I hate everything.

• 1:46:20Speaker 01

  Round, square knife, square, British. Give me, give me a honing stone and a screwdriver like this.

• 1:46:30Speaker 03

  Well, it's like California with their like not being able to put your thumb behind the fucking the pistol, you know.

• 1:46:35Speaker 01

  Just read that.

• 1:46:39Speaker 01

  I could stab somebody with that.

• 1:46:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I could stab like, like he was saying.

• 1:46:44Speaker 01

  Sharp too, you know?

• 1:46:45Speaker 03

  Come on, dude, just rub it against a fucking rock for a minute. You can stab someone with it.

• 1:46:50Speaker 01

  That's what's wild is. Get them. Are they allowed to own lawnmower blades? Well. It's like a machete. They have those weird, weird ass fucking rules.

• 1:47:01The Fat Electrician?

  The zombie knife rule, which is hilarious.

• 1:47:03Speaker 01

  What are their knife rules? I've actually never looked at.

• 1:47:06Speaker 04

  Meanwhile, our, our British following what little we have is fucking having an aneurysm right now. Most of you guys probably agree with us.

• 1:47:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. If you're over in that part of the world, let us know about the laws over there in the comments. We would really be interested in that.

• 1:47:19Speaker 04

  Also, we're sorry.

• 1:47:20The Fat Electrician?

  This is a German SWAT. Wearing fucking.

• 1:47:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I think we were talking about that the other day.

• 1:47:28The Fat Electrician?

  German SWAT wearing chain mail because that's what they run into.

• 1:47:32Speaker 03

  Hey, the last time.

• 1:47:34Speaker 01

  I'd be so pissed.

• 1:47:35Speaker 03

  We're going back in time.

• 1:47:36Speaker 04

  The last time people in Europe were wearing chain mail, who were they fighting again?

• 1:47:42Speaker 03

  Um.

• 1:47:43Speaker 04

  Um. Are those people in Germany right now?

• 1:47:49Speaker 01

  They don't look at me. Look that way. Is that a Jerusalem cross?

• 1:47:56Speaker 01

  They have.

• 1:47:56Speaker 03

  God wills it.

• 1:47:58Speaker 01

  New start, wearing a plate carrier while wearing chainmail. I'd be fucking pissed.

• 1:48:04Speaker 03

  That's hot as shit.

• 1:48:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. Also, they have a, uh, an unlocking folding knife with a blade up to three inches can be carried without valid reason. However, anything else, flick knife, butter knife, kitchen knife. Someone say that three inches is too much.

• 1:48:23Speaker 01

  Or just enough.

• 1:48:23The Fat Electrician?

  The big knife is huge.

• 1:48:25Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 1:48:26Speaker 01

  At least we don't have school shootings every day.

• 1:48:29Speaker 03

  Well, at least our school's a fucking shooting gallery.

• 1:48:35Speaker 01

  Sorry, I'm just reading.

• 1:48:36Speaker 03

  You're sweating, where's chainmail?

• 1:48:57Speaker 01

  At least my wife didn't get attacked with acid for showing her ankles. Jesus Christ. I love my group of friends. Oh, uh, when are we going to watch Lord of the Rings? Name it time.

• 1:49:11The Fat Electrician?

  Are we going to rent out a theater to do it?

• 1:49:13Speaker 01

  I think we should.

• 1:49:14Speaker 03

  We're doing the whole marathon.

• 1:49:16Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 1:49:16Speaker 03

  Everyone. Okay, 12 hours long.

• 1:49:20Speaker 01

  We're just going to commit to the bill.

• 1:49:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, let's do it.

• 1:49:21The Fat Electrician?

  They got a bar in that movie theater. What are, what are we worried about?

• 1:49:26Speaker 03

  I'm down.

• 1:49:26The Fat Electrician?

  Think I want DoorDash food there? Let's go.

• 1:49:28Speaker 03

  Is this an us thing? Or are we inviting people out to come with us?

• 1:49:31Speaker 01

  I have no idea. It'd be recorded. It's also, I have no idea. The gang does, and then whoever we feel like inviting. Yes.

• 1:49:39Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:49:41Speaker 03

  Well, that one scene where he kicks the helmet, I don't know if you guys.

• 1:49:48Speaker 03

  The vein popping up.

• 1:49:53Speaker 01

  You gotta remember that part.

• 1:49:54The Fat Electrician?

  Was it? Were you here when I talked about who they wanted to play Aragon?

• 1:49:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:49:59The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 1:50:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think that was our last game.

• 1:50:01The Fat Electrician?

  Okay.

• 1:50:02Speaker 03

  They tried to replace Vigo Mortensen.

• 1:50:04The Fat Electrician?

  No, the, the, the first pick.

• 1:50:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:50:07The Fat Electrician?

  Was Russell Crowe.

• 1:50:08Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 1:50:09The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they wanted Russell Crowe to do it. They offered him like 10% of the money of the franchise. And he turned it down. And he's like, that was a mistake.

• 1:50:18Speaker 04

  Cause it was like the Alec Guinness thing.

• 1:50:20Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:50:21Speaker 04

  Where like to play Obi-Wan, they would have given him like something very similar, like all the, like some, some percentage of the merch rights of Star Wars.

• 1:50:29Speaker 01

  Yep, just like, uh, and then you had, oh, was it Matt Damon for?

• 1:50:35Speaker 04

  Avatar.

• 1:50:35Speaker 01

  Avatar. And then James Cameron was like, I'll give you, I think it was 10% owner, 5% or 10% of all gross. If you just play the part. And James Cameron also says like, I don't need you, by the way, this is going to be massive with or without you, but I would like you to be involved. This is the main. So I'll give you that. And he couldn't because he was filming Born, the Bourne series. And they were doing reshoots. He's like, I'm sorry, I cannot. So he's like, I am probably the person who lost the most money. Period.

• 1:51:05Speaker 04

  And that was Avatar and Avatar.

• 1:51:06Speaker 01

  All of the Avatar.

• 1:51:07Speaker 03

  Bro, Avatar, guess Avatar gross right now.

• 1:51:09Speaker 01

  6.5 billion dollars.

• 1:51:11The Fat Electrician?

  Right now for, uh, 3.8 or 4.2 billion dollars globally.

• 1:51:15Speaker 03

  So the first one.

• 1:51:16Speaker 04

  Like five numbers.

• 1:51:17The Fat Electrician?

  Sorry, 4.2, 4.2.

• 1:51:18Speaker 03

  The first one was 2.9 billion, just for the first one.

• 1:51:22Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:51:22Speaker 03

  I don't know the second one. I just looked up the first one, but god damn, he turned that down.

• 1:51:26Speaker 01

  He, yeah, he was born. Imagine now, in 10% or 5, any percent of that, that's what he would have made.

• 1:51:35Speaker 01

  And it was all the IP. It was the entire IP. That's before.

• 1:51:39Speaker 04

  He would have had enough money to fly to Epstein Island as much as he wanted.

• 1:51:43Speaker 01

  So fine. All the fucking money in the world, just.

• 1:51:47Speaker 04

  That's where we draw the line, really? Making fun of actors?

• 1:51:50The Fat Electrician?

  Nope, I'm good with it. Continue.

• 1:51:53Speaker 04

  I'm good.

• 1:51:54Speaker 01

  About it.

• 1:51:55The Fat Electrician?

  I think on that note, we can close her out.

• 1:51:56Speaker 03

  Are we gonna do the thing?

• 1:51:57The Fat Electrician?

  We just do that.

• 1:51:59Speaker 03

  All right, guys. Thank you for joining the Unsubscribe Podcast today. I was joined by Eli DoubleTap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Don and Operator. We love you.

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