Smoking at Disney w/ Kippy & Foley!

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley who return to Foleyville to talk about the dark ages, DTC products and smoking at Disney, it's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Aura Frames: Exclusive $20-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Use code GARBAGE at checkout to save Truewerk: Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at https://truewerk.com/garbage Helix: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 27% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase + Free Bedding Bundle (2 Dream Pillows, Sheet Set, and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Gang, breaking news from here at Antoody's. We are about to drop the Are You Garbage Comedy Special.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a special we shot on the Route 66 Tour. It includes comedy from each city, a bunch of behind the scenes on the bus. I'm talking beers, heaters, someone shits their pants. It's a whole thing. Are You Garbage YouTube page, sign up, subscribe now, live from here, February 25th. Let's go.

• 0:21Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:41H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Hey!

• 0:47H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're going to be classy.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:52H. Foley?

  But they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Garbage.

• 0:55H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in the new addition. She's upstairs, just got her brand new dress.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  For the big Route 66 premiere.

• 1:07H. Foley?

  I told this dumb broad, we're not doing a premiere like that.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:10H. Foley?

  She's trying to get Jon Hamm as her plus one.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  She's dressing up for the YouTube premiere?

• 1:14H. Foley?

  It's virtual, honey. There's no red carpet.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  It's the internet, Toots. It's ain't on Netflix.

• 1:21H. Foley?

  It's ain't the Golden Globes, baby. There's no brick and mortar, we're online, passing savings on the U. My co-host is coming at you from across the table, who we call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:36H. Foley?

  He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman and the executive producer of the feature documentary Route 66.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:45H. Foley?

  Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  What up? Get my scarf and lower the lights. What up, gang? Shout out to you. First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate and you subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, also full video available on Spotify, and the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content.

• 2:05H. Foley?

  Yes, you do.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  But that's not what we're here to talk about. There's been rumblings you may or may not have heard, you may or may not have seen a post, the Route 66 special is coming out. The boys...

• 2:17Speaker 01

  Are doing an RU garbage special. Uh, it encompasses two weeks of us on the road. Uh, all the cities we've hit on the Route 66 tour.

• 2:24H. Foley?

  A tour special.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a tour special. So there's a lot of stuff from the stage from Chicago, St. Louis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Flagstaff, Las Vegas, Los Angeles. Lot of behind the scenes stuff, lot of fucking on the bus, at the hotels. The boys hit a, a, a state fair in Oklahoma. Uh.

• 2:42H. Foley?

  It's a real slice of Americana.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Go to a couple of dive bars, meet with the locals, really rubbing elbows with the, the salt of America, with the salt of the earth people.

• 2:52H. Foley?

  The biggest thing we've ever done. Biggest production. All this time.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  Lot of money. Lot of money, but we're not, we don't, this is, this is why we fuck, listen. Oh, let's pull the curtain back. We're, we're an honest pod over here. We're not spinning yarns. You know what I mean? Uh. We, this was an idea we had and we wanted to do, we wanted to make it look really cool and the, the best way to do it, uh, and the best way to do it was very expensive and we decided, uh, to do it and pass the savings on to you.

• 3:22H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Um, no.

• 3:24H. Foley?

  We could have gotten to a bidding war, sure. Gone to different streamers and this and that. Forget all that. We're going right to the swords, right to the people. YouTube, baby.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Nintendo was all over us.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Sony said no. Uh. No, listen, we, we, we, uh, obviously kicked around some ideas of sending it to people and, and, and, and stuff like that and what people want, but like, that's genuinely not what we make content for. We make stuff that we think's cool and, and, you know, and for, for the fucking army of garbage. And we really think you guys are gonna like this. Like we said, it's a lot of fucking on stage stuff.

• 3:59H. Foley?

  Just a good goddamn time.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  It's a good goddamn time. It's me and the big man fucking, you know, uh, bickering, laughing, fucking doing the whole, not catching. A lot of heaters. This is, we were stealing the heaters at this time.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  I was smoking.

• 4:11Speaker 01

  Lot of heaters, uh, a lot of.

• 4:13H. Foley?

  Lot of basketball shorts. Not as many as I should have brought with me.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Lot of top, someone may or may not have shit themselves, just throwing that out there. And we may or may not have all that on camera, you know what I mean? Uh, no, it's a good time. We really, uh, we really made it, hoping you guys, with you guys in mind, thinking you guys would really enjoy it. So it's on the YouTube, this is the biggest thing we've ever done to date. We need you guys to kinda rally behind it.

• 4:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  It's on February 25th on our YouTube page. There'll be a link for the premiere. We're gonna be in the live chat, the whole nine yards. Share with a friend, the whole, just fucking, let's fucking ground, grassroots this thing. Upswell.

• 4:49H. Foley?

  Got Toody on there with a nice, tight cocktail dress. She's wearing that dress J-Lo wore back in the day, that green one.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Man, I used to tug my little roots to that.

• 4:58H. Foley?

  I didn't know they made it-

• 4:58Speaker 01

  That was like the Kardashian sex tape before that happened.

• 5:02H. Foley?

  Sure. She showed up in that thing?

• 5:04Speaker 01

  Woo!

• 5:04H. Foley?

  Spicy.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  We all went to 7th grade going, "Did you see?"

• 5:08H. Foley?

  Toody's got hers in a double XL, so don't get too excited.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  You'd be falling out of that thing.

• 5:12H. Foley?

  I didn't ask you about that. What is the Below the Line situation? Am I an executive producer?

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Uh, what's the bad one? What's, what's, is producer, what's the better producer?

• 5:25H. Foley?

  I want line producer. I gotta put the cash up.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  That's the bad one.

• 5:29H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:30H. Foley?

  Son of a bitch.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  Give me, give me rank of, uh, rank of producers on a-

• 5:33Speaker 03

  Executive's the best.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Okay, well, I'm executive producer.

• 5:37H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  I'm sexy to producer.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, you would be executive producer.

• 5:44H. Foley?

  I got points on the back end?

• 5:46Speaker 01

  What? I don't, I mean, we're taking a bath on this thing.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  Our, our kids aren't gonna be able to go to college. Um...

• 5:57H. Foley?

  How about a couple of snacks in the green room for the boys?

• 5:59Speaker 01

  Sure, I'll get you, I'll get you the small bags of Goldfish. What do you got?

• 6:02Speaker 03

  Executive producer-

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 6:03H. Foley?

  Is the what? What's executive producer?

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Line producer is the best.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  Executive producer-

• 6:08Speaker 01

  Is the best.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Uh- So we're executive producers?

• 6:11H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Luke is a producer.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  I'm a producer and a line producer.

• 6:15H. Foley?

  Why, what'd you do?

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Cut up, chopped up your cocaine line.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  He's the bag man.

• 6:20H. Foley?

  I didn't take any drugs in this show.

• 6:22Speaker 03

  Line producer handles the day-to-day of the filming, the-

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Deadline, stuff like that. Uh, executive producer's the one responsible for financing the film.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Oh, that was me, by the way. Let's all get on the same-

• 6:32H. Foley?

  That was us. We talking about dickhead.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  50/50, what's yours is mine.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  What?

• 6:38H. Foley?

  My debit card-

• 6:38Speaker 01

  That don't make sense. Alright, well, the debt's yours too, then.

• 6:41H. Foley?

  My debit card's not working, by the way.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  What's my pin? Someone tell me my pin. Uh, yeah, all jokes aside, gang, check it the fuck out. We're really proud of it.

• 6:50H. Foley?

  Very proud of it, man.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  I think it encompasses, it shows a, a, a good, a good version of what we do on the road and our live shows and, uh, one of the cool things too is the fans are definitely very profiled in this. The army of garbage is very, uh, is very much a part of, as much a part of it as we are.

• 7:06H. Foley?

  Making it to see yourself on TV there.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, a lot of yous made the cut, I'm telling you.

• 7:09H. Foley?

  Youtube.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  Youtube. We can put, you can cast, you can fucking cast that right on the TV there.

• 7:14H. Foley?

  Chicks don't know the difference?

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Your parents don't know the difference. Yeah, tell, tell them you're on the news.

• 7:18H. Foley?

  Tell them you're a movie star, baby. Let's go.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:21H. Foley?

  Can't wait.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Yes, so check it out, gang.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  February 25th.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. But all that's neither here nor there, folks. We got a gosh darn family episode on our hands. Uh, as you know, when you sign up for the Patreon over there, www.patreon.com, don't use the app. I don't want to get into that. But don't sign up on the, on the iTunes app. They're taking 30% of everything. Don't do that.

• 7:44H. Foley?

  Uh, you got a lot of caveats in this one, don't you?

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 7:47H. Foley?

  Do this, don't do that.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Well, listen.

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Share this, don't share that.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  I gotta tell you, this business has ever changed. We're just a couple of idiots, a couple of idiots who, uh, call each other fat and bald and the next thing you know, Apple's trying to wet their beak.

• 7:58H. Foley?

  What a fucking winner so far, I gotta say. I've been jammed up, man.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, our, our pets' heads are falling off.

• 8:05H. Foley?

  I was at a fucking CVS Minute Clinic this morning. That's, that's where I'm at.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  That's how they tie me when you jerk off.

• 8:12H. Foley?

  Got the record.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Eight seconds. Your pants were still on.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  And go!

• 8:18H. Foley?

  Got a free case of Prime for that.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 8:21H. Foley?

  Out the door.

• 8:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's been a-

• 8:24H. Foley?

  They got that everywhere, by the way. They got that in powder form now.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  I know. Everything's in powder form.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  It is.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Line producer.

• 8:33H. Foley?

  I saw they had Narcan at CVS. I didn't know they had that there.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  Really?

• 8:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  That's a buy one, get one?

• 8:37H. Foley?

  Right next to the gummy bears.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  That, that should be free, right?

• 8:39H. Foley?

  No.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  You know what?

• 8:40H. Foley?

  It was like $28.99.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  I, I don't know if you've ever seen the ads where it's like, "It's on you to carry Narcan and learn how to use it." I'm like, "It's on them not to do the bad drugs. I don't think it's on me to revive them, right?"

• 8:52H. Foley?

  Dudes get mad you do that, if you narc them up.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Fucking ruin the game. Break it, yeah.

• 8:57H. Foley?

  That's 17 bucks I gotta go out and fucking panhandle for again.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 9:01H. Foley?

  Bad news.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:03H. Foley?

  That and milk. I always see them pouring milk down guys' throats when they're all fucked up.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  I think that's just that one video.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  That was a challenge.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:11H. Foley?

  Challenge?

• 9:11Speaker 03

  It was an internet challenge to like milk like people like Fent out.

• 9:15H. Foley?

  Jesus, really?

• 9:16Speaker 01

  The Fentanyl freakout. That's a new team in Kensington, Philadelphia. That's fucked up. It's an amateur hockey team.

• 9:23H. Foley?

  My skin's dry. Fucking, I had the flu.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. The boys are down bad.

• 9:28H. Foley?

  Fucking brutal.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:30H. Foley?

  Crazy.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  Rome has fallen.

• 9:34H. Foley?

  Goddamn stinks.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  Can't wait to get to the spring, summer. That's when the year really starts.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  I had a little glimpse of it today. I was walking my wife and the dog in the park for a nice little morning walk.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  You saw me down the beach?

• 9:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 9:45H. Foley?

  I don't know, you said you had a little glimpse. Said you had a little glimpse of it this morning. I thought you meant the summer.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  No.

• 9:53H. Foley?

  Route 66, ladies and gentlemen.

• 9:54Speaker 01

  Man, that comedy like that's not gonna be on Route 66. I'm talking heavy hitting punchline.

• 9:59H. Foley?

  I thought that was funny.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  I didn't get it.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was over your head comedically.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  I'm pretty sure we're gonna cut it.

• 10:05H. Foley?

  I gotta do, I gotta do puppet shows for you. You're really slipping.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 10:11H. Foley?

  Try to keep up. My comedy is growing. It's becoming more and more intellectual. Okay? So try to keep up. It's not the same fat guy stuff anymore.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 10:21H. Foley?

  What's what?

• 10:23Speaker 01

  Who's on first?

• 10:25H. Foley?

  I just did the summer bit.

• 10:27Speaker 01

  Which confused most of the room.

• 10:30H. Foley?

  All of the room theoretically. He got it. He just doesn't say anything. He doesn't wanna piss off daddy.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  I got a little, I got a little glimpse of summer in the park and you said, "Would you catch me on the beach today?"

• 10:42H. Foley?

  Yeah, like, you know, "Would you see me on the beach?" Like, that'd be a little glimpse of summer. Cause I wanna be all over it.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Like I envisioned you and...

• 10:47H. Foley?

  Yeah. Down the shore.

• 10:49Speaker 01

  You're really playing with the different meta worlds we got going on here, huh?

• 10:52H. Foley?

  Sure. More of a, uh...

• 10:54Speaker 01

  This is like inception of a bad joke. You're bombing in multiple realities over here. Wake me up. Someone throw him in a tub quick.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  I'm just thinking some timeline I'm killing.

• 11:06H. Foley?

  If universes are infinite.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  Cut to a room full of people, "Ah!"

• 11:12H. Foley?

  You going down to shore this summer?

• 11:14Speaker 01

  What?

• 11:16H. Foley?

  I'm going down there.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  What the hell are you talking about?

• 11:19H. Foley?

  Cause we're gonna be off the road.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  First of all, we're doing a showdown this summer.

• 11:23H. Foley?

  Yeah. At the Borgata.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:25H. Foley?

  Don't think I'm not hitting those fucking tables either. I'm on a heater.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  The buffet table. Put a couple of these together.

• 11:32H. Foley?

  I want a couple of-

• 11:33Speaker 01

  I'm gonna have a lot of plates there.

• 11:34H. Foley?

  I want a couple of rooms down there.

• 11:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:37H. Foley?

  Cause I got my cousin-

• 11:38Speaker 01

  Why are you talking to me like I'm your goddamn fucking travel agent?

• 11:40H. Foley?

  You're executive producer.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  You can get whatever rooms you wanna get.

• 11:44H. Foley?

  I gotta get it myself?

• 11:45Speaker 01

  I'm commuting.

• 11:46H. Foley?

  They'll probably give it to me when I get down there. Once they hear what happened at Parks.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  What?

• 11:51H. Foley?

  Clean those fuckers out. 2,500, how you doing? You weren't there, you were with your family.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  How are they gonna recover?

• 12:00Speaker 01

  How are they ever gonna bounce back?

• 12:01H. Foley?

  I got my cousin trying to push me to fucking stay there. That, uh, that, their place in fucking Margate or whatever.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  AC, July 19th, tickets on sale now, they're moving quick, we're gonna be at the Borgata.

• 12:13H. Foley?

  Down the shore, I mean down the shore.

• 12:14Speaker 01

  Down the shore in the summer.

• 12:15H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  Couple, a couple of local boys make good. Fuck this, let's go to the shore.

• 12:19H. Foley?

  I need some dry air, I need a humidifier, I need some, I need new sinuses.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  So I didn't need dry air and a humidifier, you're like my wife. She's got more contraption, I feel like I work in a fucking boiler room.

• 12:30H. Foley?

  I got another-

• 12:31Speaker 01

  She's got humidifiers, dehumidifiers, fucking infusers, diffusers, we're, we're-

• 12:35H. Foley?

  That shit's no good for you, they found out, those infusers.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 12:39H. Foley?

  The oils. Seed oils too are bad, I don't know if you guys knew that. Watch out.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  You're the king of the, "I heard one thing that's bad for you, so I'm gonna throw it in your face and it'll make me seem like I'm more healthy." You get off on going, "Oh, watch out for the seed oils." Meanwhile, you're, you're-

• 12:55H. Foley?

  I cut him out.

• 12:56Speaker 01

  You're boofing cheesesteaks.

• 12:58H. Foley?

  No, I'm not. Chicken cheesesteak.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  Oogie.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's-

• 13:04H. Foley?

  Let's quit screwing around.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, this is you, you're-

• 13:05H. Foley?

  Family episode.

• 13:06Speaker 01

  No, you're screwing around.

• 13:07H. Foley?

  I'm trying to tell you a little bit about me, my skin's dry.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Ah, you keep bringing that back.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  It's dry.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  Get some lotion.

• 13:13H. Foley?

  God, it don't work.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, get more lotion.

• 13:16H. Foley?

  I got the oils, I got all that stuff.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  You should not use those oils, I hear they're bad.

• 13:19H. Foley?

  It's not seed oil, it's coconut oil.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  How do you think a coconut grows, asshole?

• 13:23H. Foley?

  Dogs are chasing me around the goddamn neighborhood. I got the gold in the bucket.

• 13:31H. Foley?

  I do wanna switch over to tallow, I just don't know where to score it.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  Beef tallow?

• 13:36H. Foley?

  Aren't you a tallow guy? Not on my skin.

• 13:39Speaker 01

  Make your eggies with it.

• 13:40H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  Wait, am I a tallow guy?

• 13:42H. Foley?

  I thought you said you were.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Nah, my wife will dabble with it.

• 13:45H. Foley?

  You're a bone marrow guy.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  I like a nice bone. I like, I like getting drunk at one restaurant and eating their bone marrow cuz I feel fancy.

• 13:54H. Foley?

  Sipping your beer out of a straw.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Can I get a lid for this?

• 14:00H. Foley?

  Can I get a Bex and a coffee cup, please?

• 14:02Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 14:02H. Foley?

  Alright, let's quit screwing around.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  You quit screwing around, you keep bringing up your dry skin like that's like breaking news or something. Shut it.

• 14:10H. Foley?

  Need the summer, you got me, you got me thinking about the summer, I need the summer to get here, quick.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  You brought it up, not me.

• 14:15H. Foley?

  If I make it through the winter, it'll be a goddamn miracle. I feel like I'm on the Oregon Trail. You ever lose anybody on that?

• 14:22Speaker 01

  I never made it.

• 14:22H. Foley?

  I've lost everybody.

• 14:25Speaker 01

  My guys were getting lice left and right.

• 14:26H. Foley?

  Woo, before we left the general store, I had like three nine-year-olds fucking missing. Comanches took them.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Ran away from your boring stories.

• 14:38H. Foley?

  Kids, where you going?

• 14:39Speaker 01

  Let me tell you about my dry skin.

• 14:41H. Foley?

  They're scalping themselves.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  These kids don't get my humor.

• 14:45H. Foley?

  Speaking of which, it was a good movie on that.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  This is gonna be brutal. What? A good movie on what?

• 14:50H. Foley?

  No, never mind, I'm gonna save it.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  No, this is great.

• 14:52H. Foley?

  You guys wanna know, hit me up.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  No, good movie.

• 14:54H. Foley?

  Slide into the, call me!

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Hit me up, go, what was the movie?

• 14:58H. Foley?

  I'm running out of chat buddies, I got no chat, I called this dickhead the other night, fucking didn't pick up. With his girl or something like that.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. I don't know what to tell you, you stink.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  You call a lot.

• 15:13H. Foley?

  I do. You're my friend!

• 15:15Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  That's not what he was, that's not what he was saying this morning.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  I know he talks shit.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  I get an attitude also when I hang up.

• 15:22H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  What are you doing?

• 15:24H. Foley?

  Nothing, what are you doing?

• 15:26Speaker 03

  No, you're asking me, what the fuck are you doing? Can't pick up my call.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  That's what you do. You call, and if, if it rings too long, you answer with, "Oh, hey, what's up?" "What, what are you doing? You can't answer, I called you twice." That's what you do. You're like your mother, it's brutal.

• 15:41H. Foley?

  Patty? Mama.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  All right, whatever.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  This, man, yeah, dude, this one, this one never, this one never got into real, we started in Foleyville, we're gonna end in Foleyville. Oh, God. All right, let's get into it. This one, as you guys know, when you, I mean, this guy's got me on, I'm deep in Foleyville, I'm covered in cobwebs. I had a dream where a hamburger was eating me.

• 16:09H. Foley?

  Should go to the diner.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  Um.

• 16:11H. Foley?

  Diner in Foleyville. Delicious.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  You're just everybody? You're the guy at the counter, you're the waitress?

• 16:17H. Foley?

  Mozzarella's, ah, damn it.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Ah, you stink. Even in Foleyville, you stink.

• 16:22H. Foley?

  I need some nootropics.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  What?

• 16:25H. Foley?

  Some neurolinks. That's what I want to get, that neurolink.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  You get multiple neural links?

• 16:30Speaker 01

  They start fighting each other?

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Kev, let's talk about Shopify, baby.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Shout out to Shopify.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  Nobody, and I mean nobody, in this solar system, does selling better than Shopify, baby. If you got an online business, do yourself a favor, get Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet, and the one not so secret with Shopify, that boosts conversations to 50%, baby.

• 16:58Speaker 01

  Conversion's up to 50%.

• 16:59H. Foley?

  Conversions.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  That means what?

• 17:01H. Foley?

  People are talking about it, though.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  That means way, that's, that's doing a, that means way less carts going abandoned, and way more sales going through, baby. Um, listen, we got a lot of guy, a lot, a lot of hustlers out there, a lot of side work, a lot of people doing this, trying to make, keep the plate spinning, do something else on the side.

• 17:17H. Foley?

  Make it easy for yourself.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  Shopify's where it's at. We're a Shopify company. If you've ever bought merch through AYG, we use Shopify, baby. That's, it's the easiest. It's businesses that sell more, sell on Shopify. I don't know what you're doing. If you're growing your business, your commerce platform, be ready to sell whenever and wherever your customers are going, on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between, baby. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout as AYG uses. Sign up for, uh, your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com/garbage, all lowercase, by the way. Go to Shopify.com/garbage to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com/garbage. Do it.

• 17:57H. Foley?

  Kev, we got time about Aura Frames, baby.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Aura, aura, aura.

• 18:00H. Foley?

  Big hit this holiday season was Aura Frames. Now you got St. Patrick's Day, you can get ready to go. You might have missed Valentine's Day, but wow, or come St. Patrick's Day with a nice Aura Frame.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  You want your loved ones to think you love them when you really don't? Aura Frames, Daddy-o. My mom thinks I like her and listens to them.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  They are the best. Number one digital photo booth right there.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 18:22H. Foley?

  Aura Frames. You throw it up on the mantle, you upload the pictures, everybody gets to know with Billy, Timmy, Tommy, Bobby, everybody's doing. Keep up on the soccer games, keep up on the recitals, or if you just out at a bar getting hammered and you want to send something to your grandma, spice it up a little bit.

• 18:37Speaker 01

  Or if you're a bit of a freak, you know, send one to your gal and then, you know, said spread eagle pen. Whatever you, whatever you want to do, you can do. It's the frame for you, Daddy-o.

• 18:45H. Foley?

  Whatever you decide to upload is on you.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's unlimited storage. All you need is the free Aura app and a Wi-Fi connection. You can upload as many photos and videos as you want year round. Right now, you can save on the perfect gift that keeps on giving by visiting AuraFrames.com. For a limited time, listeners get up to $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat Frame with the code GARBAGE. That's Aura, A-U-R-A, Frames.com, promo code GARBAGE. Don't forget to mention it, the boys sent you so you can support the show. Terms and conditions apply. $20 off, use code GARBAGE. Save on the gift that keeps on giving. Exclusive $20 offer, Carver Mat, AuraFrames.com. Use code GARBAGE to save and check out. Do it. I was saying, you need, I was talking today before you got in here, you need some sort of psychiatrist.

• 19:28H. Foley?

  I have one. I'm in therapy.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  I understand.

• 19:31H. Foley?

  It's going well, actually.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  You need one, in a perfect world, I would have been a psychiatrist who got embedded with you, like those journalists for like, and like live with a tribe for like...

• 19:44H. Foley?

  What, like Shutter Island?

• 19:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I just live with you and learn you and you don't know, because there's no way you're completely honest.

• 19:50H. Foley?

  I can't watch that movie. Yeah, I am. I tell him everything.

• 19:53Speaker 01

  That's, that is a complete lie.

• 19:54H. Foley?

  Listen.

• 19:55Speaker 01

  And the fact, no, first of all, not one listener believes that.

• 19:57H. Foley?

  I tell him what a dickhead you are.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  I tell him how I'm the coolest.

• 20:04H. Foley?

  He's got no hair, Doc. Busting my chops. I didn't like Shutter Island, the way they turned that on him.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Hey, Pinhead, this isn't your movie podcast. Shut up.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Talk about movies from fucking 18 years ago.

• 20:18H. Foley?

  I thought he was a real FBI agent.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  Same.

• 20:22H. Foley?

  The pajamas should have thrown me off. It's a good film.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  I've never seen it.

• 20:27H. Foley?

  Really?

• 20:28Speaker 01

  I don't like sequels.

• 20:30H. Foley?

  The what?

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Thought it was the one that came after Departed, no?

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Is Jack Nicholson?

• 20:40H. Foley?

  I don't like sequels.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  See, that's comedy. Everyone got that. Alright, I can hear them laughing at home. Not your would you see-

• 20:48H. Foley?

  I told you that last week.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  But not your beach bullshit you were pushing at the top of the program.

• 20:54H. Foley?

  At the top of the hour?

• 20:58Speaker 01

  This just in, Foley saw a movie.

• 21:01H. Foley?

  I did see a movie.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  And it put you to sleep like this is putting me to sleep.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  That's Route 66, gang.

• 21:11Speaker 01

  We need this.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Ted Turner said no, is that him? Tina Turner said no too. She passed. Everyone passed on this thing.

• 21:22H. Foley?

  What's Gippy gotta do with it, eh? Nothing on that!

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Again, it's a movie.

• 21:29H. Foley?

  It's a song.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  I'm sure they made a movie, What's Love Gotta Do With It?

• 21:31H. Foley?

  That's what it was called.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  What?

• 21:33H. Foley?

  Her biopic was What's Love Gotta Do With It?

• 21:35Speaker 01

  Biopic.

• 21:36H. Foley?

  Biopic.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  That's what.

• 21:38H. Foley?

  Biopic. Gotcha.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  Norah Link.

• 21:42H. Foley?

  I am back.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Vaginal mesh.

• 21:45H. Foley?

  Ew.

• 21:47H. Foley?

  Is that an actual net?

• 21:51H. Foley?

  I think it is.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  It's mesh. It's like a mesh lining, like a wall.

• 21:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  Alright, let's pivot. We gotta pivot. This is... That's Route 66, gang. Zero mention of vaginal mesh. But Route 66.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  I got the big man. Uh... yeah. Alright, and also, a little bit of news update. The boys are circling the wagon on a conversion van.

• 22:16H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  Just trying to get a-

• 22:17H. Foley?

  I think that's a foregone conclusion. We're pulling the trigger on the van.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  We're pulling the trigger. I'm just trying to get the loan to make sense. And the accountant is giving me big pushback.

• 22:27H. Foley?

  Can I ask, what bank we talking to?

• 22:30Speaker 01

  He's talking to someone for us.

• 22:32H. Foley?

  Touchdown Bank? TD Bank?

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Nah, he's going credit union, but then the credit... I go, I-

• 22:37H. Foley?

  Talk to my guy over at Navy Federal. Get us in there.

• 22:40Speaker 01

  Getting a pontoon boat stat.

• 22:42H. Foley?

  One of those PBR jobs.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  From NOM. We end up with an old, we end up with an old aircraft carrier.

• 22:48H. Foley?

  That'd be sick. What did they do with all them ships down at the Philadelphia Navy Yard anyway?

• 22:52Speaker 01

  They're like museums and shit and then they sink them.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  Do they?

• 22:55Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 22:56H. Foley?

  I used, I remember in the eighties driving by that and being like, man. Even as a little kid, that was the ones we weren't using. If you don't know, they're over at the Philadelphia Navy Yard, I don't know if they're still there, but, but back in the day, they had a lineup of fucking frigates and fucking destroyers and all this kinda stuff. That they weren't, we weren't even using.

• 23:15Speaker 01

  I think some of it's still there.

• 23:17H. Foley?

  Get de-fired those things, throw a coat of paint on those things, start kicking ass. I remember as a little kid being like, man.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  I'll be the size of one of those one day.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  Gimp is back. You stink.

• 23:32H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 23:33Speaker 01

  What's the, what's the Newman line?

• 23:37Speaker 01

  That whatever, no, when they're, I'm sorry, they're on the set of the Merv Griffin Show. That stuff stinks worse than that suit.

• 23:43H. Foley?

  No.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  That story's still worse than that suit or whatever, or whatever. And cut that. And we're back.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  Someone's gotta, someone's gotta be funny on this thing.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  Look. Look, I had a laugh track. Um, alright. Are we, can we get into the frigging questions here, guy?

• 24:03H. Foley?

  It's a family episode, yeah, we got to.

• 24:04Speaker 01

  You keep cutting me off.

• 24:05H. Foley?

  I'm not cutting you off.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  You're cutting me off, that's not what I-

• 24:07H. Foley?

  I'm broadcasting.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  That's not what a good executive producer should do.

• 24:10H. Foley?

  I'm not an executive producer.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  Of the program?

• 24:13H. Foley?

  Of this show?

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. What would you call your do, you're the host?

• 24:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  That's about it.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  I get lunch.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  When?

• 24:21H. Foley?

  Or Luke gets the lunch.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, Luke gets the lunch on my phone.

• 24:24H. Foley?

  I do the coffees. I get the Starbucks order in the morning.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  That's just cuz you like your eggies and when you get them, you don't tell anybody you're getting them.

• 24:32H. Foley?

  I, oh, I, what do you want from Starbucks?

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you don't say, "I'm getting egg bites."

• 24:36H. Foley?

  Well, just assume.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  You go, "I'm getting a coffee, anybody want anything?" And then 58 orders of egg bites roll in. No wonder there's a goddamn egg shortage. Fucking, this guy's eating them all. I looked over. It looks like you won a prize. It looks like you won a contest over there.

• 24:52H. Foley?

  I like my egg bites. I can't just have coffee straight. I gotta have a little food with it. It's like an ibuprofen.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  That's like, that's just what, that's just being fat.

• 25:00H. Foley?

  No.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can't have water. I need pizza with it.

• 25:02H. Foley?

  I get, ew, pizza and water?

• 25:05Speaker 01

  I would never.

• 25:05H. Foley?

  Oh, man.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  That's a production assistant role.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  What?

• 25:08H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Getting coffees.

• 25:10H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  You're a production assistant and host. You're really working up the ladder. This guy's playing both sides of the ball over here.

• 25:15H. Foley?

  Script supervisor.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  You get a script?

• 25:21Speaker 01

  I had some, my uncle asked me, "How much is scripted?" I go, "We would have to be..."

• 25:27H. Foley?

  Of what, this?

• 25:27Speaker 01

  The show. I go, "We'd have to be the greatest actors of all time to make it seem like that nor, that normal, natural, and bad, and good at the same time." I'm like, "What the fu-" What do you think I'm doing? Did we study Shakespeare?

• 25:42H. Foley?

  I studied Shakespeare.

• 25:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, it shows.

• 25:44H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  Do bomb or not to bomb?

• 25:49H. Foley?

  You having a good time over there, asshole?

• 25:50Speaker 03

  I'm having fun.

• 25:52H. Foley?

  That's good, me too.

• 25:54H. Foley?

  Love you, buddy.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  As a producer, that's pretty good.

• 25:56H. Foley?

  Call me tonight. What are you doing tonight, by the way?

• 25:58Speaker 03

  Uh, I'm actually, I'm working on an episode.

• 26:01H. Foley?

  Really?

• 26:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:02H. Foley?

  Of what?

• 26:03Speaker 03

  This show.

• 26:04H. Foley?

  Look at you.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  We stink, no one.

• 26:07H. Foley?

  Can I help you?

• 26:07Speaker 01

  I'm trying to get to the fucking program.

• 26:09H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 26:13H. Foley?

  What a fun one.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  All right, what do you got?

• 26:14H. Foley?

  Me? First question.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:19H. Foley?

  I got nothing.

• 26:20Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 26:21H. Foley?

  You got the laptop.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  The laptop? I thought, we've, I thought it was laptop because scientists used it. That's what I thought.

• 26:29H. Foley?

  A laptop.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  I still say laptop, but no, I say it quick enough that no one...

• 26:34H. Foley?

  Desktop.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  Laptop. That's a laptop.

• 26:36H. Foley?

  When they got rid of those towers, that blew my mind. Where's the computer?

• 26:40Speaker 01

  I, dude, I thought-

• 26:41H. Foley?

  It's just the screen?

• 26:42Speaker 01

  I ordered one out of Best Buy catalog. It came in the mail and I was, it was on there, it was on our coffee table at that ha, at that apartment. I lived in the Heights.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 26:51Speaker 01

  I was flipping through like a hard, like a-

• 26:53H. Foley?

  This isn't that long ago.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 26:55H. Foley?

  You bought a computer out of a magazine?

• 26:57Speaker 01

  Uh huh. And I was like, it was $1.99. I went online, but it, the mag, the catalog, the little pamphlet sold me. You know what I mean?

• 27:06H. Foley?

  Desktop or laptop?

• 27:08Speaker 01

  It was a desktop, but the tower was like this bit, you know what I mean?

• 27:12H. Foley?

  A little banger.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  And I was like, I might as well be Bill Gates with this thing. All you other idiots have a lot, I got high-speed power. And I didn't have internet, so I had to get a wireless router for the desktop and that never worked. It couldn't make it do those hard pre, those pre-war walls, dude.

• 27:32H. Foley?

  It's all lead paint.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Oh, man. And I had a horrible signal. I couldn't up-

• 27:37H. Foley?

  You gotta get a booster for that stuff.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  Dude, this was, this was, I mean-

• 27:41H. Foley?

  I got a booster at my house.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:43H. Foley?

  Cause the signal wasn't going through.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 27:45H. Foley?

  Only thing that ever worked out with technology, where I handled it, which I, the broad kinda handled it, but-

• 27:52Speaker 01

  So you didn't do it?

• 27:52H. Foley?

  I didn't hook it up.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  So you didn't do anything?

• 27:55H. Foley?

  But I bought it. And we brought it to the house and I'm like, there's no way this shit's gonna work. Fucking-

• 28:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, little relay, little daisy chain.

• 28:02H. Foley?

  Cooking.

• 28:03Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 28:03H. Foley?

  I had to throw one of my videos on to test it out.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  I, you got the goggles on, bitch. Babe, let me see if it can, sure, it'll play your stupid YouTube videos, but can it handle the ultimate 8K 3D?

• 28:19Speaker 01

  Ultra suck down.

• 28:23H. Foley?

  Take a little trip to Analville.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  The goddamn family program we're doing here.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  I apologize.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  And you're, you're all of a sudden talking about, uh, pee-pees and woo-woo's, you know what I mean?

• 28:33H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Keep the woo-woo's.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  Oh, goddamn.

• 28:38H. Foley?

  Pee-pees for me. Can I help you?

• 28:45Speaker 01

  I do sometimes think that like, you know, early, even in like the eighties, right? Or ninety, or seventy, whatever. Now, you only have to go back like to fourteen hundred, but like, think about a guy in the twelve hun, whatever, sixteen hundreds? He's probably seen-

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Nine Wang's, his whole life? Probably saw his dad's, his brothers, the neighbors.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Somebody at like the doctor or something like that. Think about how many, how many hogs you've seen. It's gotta be in the bajillions.

• 29:18H. Foley?

  Millions.

• 29:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, so it's like, isn't that insane? Our, our brains were never conditioned to see that many hogs bigger than ours.

• 29:25H. Foley?

  Shit, I'm blinders on.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 29:27H. Foley?

  Keep my eye on my own paper.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  Everybody's got their own test, gang.

• 29:30H. Foley?

  Feel like a big man.

• 29:33Speaker 01

  Uh, alright. You're taking us down into, you know, uh, dirty talk all of a sudden.

• 29:38H. Foley?

  You start talking about Dark Ages, or Wieners.

• 29:43H. Foley?

  Which I didn't realize they were that long.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  What?

• 29:49H. Foley?

  The Dark Ages.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  How old are you, by the way?

• 29:52H. Foley?

  The Dark Ages. I thought it was like a couple of years.

• 29:55Speaker 03

  Hundreds.

• 29:56H. Foley?

  Hundreds.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:57H. Foley?

  What the fuck would they?

• 29:58Speaker 01

  This is nuts.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  And I know I'm wrong.

• 30:03H. Foley?

  I thought it was like 200 years.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  It's a thousand years.

• 30:06H. Foley?

  A thou- so what?

• 30:08Speaker 03

  500 to 1500.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  Part for the long time now that I'm thinking about this and I'm about to say it out loud, I know it's wrong. But the sun was out, right? Why is it the Dark Age? I don't really know.

• 30:19H. Foley?

  It was cold.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Cold?

• 30:20H. Foley?

  It was cold.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  Is that true?

• 30:22Speaker 03

  No, it was just when...

• 30:24H. Foley?

  No, it was cold. It was also the coldest period.

• 30:28H. Foley?

  It was the coldest period after the last ice age. It was freezing. Couldn't get a bowl of soup.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Talking about hunkering down. Talking about shutting it down, dude. It's dark, I picture like Alaska in the summer or whatever.

• 30:43H. Foley?

  Yeah. Yeah, that's like, I picture everybody went to sleep. But I thought it was like 200 years. And so, wait, 500 AD?

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 30:53H. Foley?

  So you're telling me 500 years after the birth of Christ, shit, Europe just shut down?

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:59H. Foley?

  But nobody knows what was going on.

• 31:00Speaker 01

  Give me a rundown of what the Dark Ages are, please.

• 31:02Speaker 03

  Well, it's just, it was, it's marked by economic, intellectual, and cultural decline.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  What? How's that happen? They got bad, they got worse.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  Yes, because everyone was just warring at the time.

• 31:11Speaker 01

  Warring, like fighting wars?

• 31:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:13H. Foley?

  Is this, this is pre-

• 31:14Speaker 01

  What do you, a general? Who says that? Hey, bozo. I'll try to church it up.

• 31:18H. Foley?

  Hey, Fortnite, shut up.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:21H. Foley?

  This is pre, uh, the Renaissance, right?

• 31:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Renaissance came after.

• 31:26H. Foley?

  Before the Medici got on the scene.

• 31:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:28H. Foley?

  With all that cash.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  Big banks.

• 31:30H. Foley?

  Woo wee! You know the Medici?

• 31:33Speaker 01

  I pronounce Medici, but yeah.

• 31:35H. Foley?

  I don't know how the, what the proper pronunciation is.

• 31:36Speaker 01

  I believe it's the Medici family.

• 31:38H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 31:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. Medici.

• 31:40H. Foley?

  They make scooters, right?

• 31:41Speaker 01

  That's something you get at the Minute Clinic.

• 31:42H. Foley?

  Hello.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Alright, let's quit, just quit jerk, jerking around here.

• 31:48H. Foley?

  I was ready for more Dark Ages talk, to be honest with you.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  I for sure thought it was like another, uh...

• 31:53H. Foley?

  So it was a thousand years?

• 31:54Speaker 01

  I thought it was like a big eclipse or something. The Renaissance starts around 1300, so there's a little overlap between the two. So that's them coming out of the, the Renaissance is them coming out of the Dark Ages? Yes. Well, they all just hopped up for a couple of years?

• 32:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, what was going on? What was everybody doing?

• 32:06Speaker 01

  Uh, during the Dark Ages?

• 32:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  Fighting.

• 32:09H. Foley?

  Fighting?

• 32:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:11H. Foley?

  But there, I thought that we lost a bunch of records and stuff like that.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, cause everyone was fighting and burning everything. Where's my Pearl Jam album?

• 32:20H. Foley?

  That's crazy. That's not that long ago.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  I mean, it ain't last week.

• 32:26H. Foley?

  But in the grand scheme of things, that ain't that long ago.

• 32:29Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, how big are we going grand scheme of things?

• 32:32H. Foley?

  As long as the planet's been spinning.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Okay, sure.

• 32:36H. Foley?

  Millions of years.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 32:39H. Foley?

  Universe been around six billion, something like that.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 32:42H. Foley?

  Maybe more. That's a lot.

• 32:45Speaker 01

  That's, I mean, inquantifiable in anybody's head, so it doesn't really mean anything.

• 32:50H. Foley?

  Yes, it does mean something to me.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  What's it mean to you?

• 32:52H. Foley?

  And the intelligency of the day. Carl Sagan and the likes.

• 32:56Speaker 01

  Really? Fucking Medici, or would you have mispronounced it?

• 32:59H. Foley?

  A little Medici on my lip.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  And a little Neospor for that little herpes. Simplex 2 or whatever.

• 33:08Speaker 01

  Valtrix. That's what we got, we gotta get a big, uh, big, uh, we gotta get into Big Pharma. That's what we really gotta sell out, get into Big Pharma.

• 33:15H. Foley?

  Buddy, come, get me.

• 33:16Speaker 01

  They probably cut us like fucking crazy check a month. We just like every episode, we start dabbing it on your herpes? I got a, I got a long, I got a long finger, just fucking, hey, you have a buddy who has herpes? Help him out, help a brother out.

• 33:31H. Foley?

  Don't be gross.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Use Valtrix. Uh, alright. That's not paid. That'd be great if that was paid. We just seamlessly slipped it in. That was paid advertising.

• 33:40H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 33:41Speaker 01

  Um, alright. Listen, if big tobacco's out there, give me a call.

• 33:46H. Foley?

  Can you do that on YouTube?

• 33:47Speaker 01

  Probably not. I don't think they're allowed to.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  I don't think they're allowed to.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  They're allowed. They're not allowed to advertise at all.

• 33:51H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 33:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:53H. Foley?

  Huh. They're not print ads, anything like that anymore?

• 33:55Speaker 01

  Nah, that stopped in the late 90s, I think.

• 33:57H. Foley?

  That's all word of mouth, huh?

• 33:58Speaker 01

  Billboards. Everything's gone.

• 33:59H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got a product that speaks for itself.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  You got really something cooking.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 34:06H. Foley?

  I think of the millions Pepsi's dumping in advertising every year. Newport ain't spending a dime.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  And they keep ya coming back.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Woo doggy. Alright, let's try again. Um, this one's just funny. This is from Lagerhead O'Toole. Ever call shotgun while being taken into police custody?

• 34:33Speaker 01

  I call shotty!

• 34:34H. Foley?

  Ah, man.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  That's, that's a good ti- if a cop-

• 34:37H. Foley?

  Making a cop laugh is pretty good.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  A cop's gotta laugh at that. There's, I mean, if your cop ain't laughing at that-

• 34:42H. Foley?

  Unless you just killed three people.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  They're throwing the, even in, a little levity changes every situation. Shotgun. They're throwing, if they, that's, if they don't laugh, that cop's testifying and he's throwing the, they're throwing the book at you. That, you're, you're, you're going to a paid-

• 34:57H. Foley?

  He's making jokes, your honor, when I was booking him.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Ah, yeah, that's a good time. That is an alright. Uh, alright, this one's from Jesse. This is a $10 hoagie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you refer to something that is transparent as see-through? That's the dumbest way to say that. And I for sure say see-through for everything. I don't, I think I've only said transparent in science class when I learned what transparent was.

• 35:23H. Foley?

  Transparent and translucent.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  Translucent's kind of, right?

• 35:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, you feel like a smart guy.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, like a worm would be translucent.

• 35:31H. Foley?

  A worm?

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Like insects, I believe.

• 35:33H. Foley?

  Gummy worm?

• 35:33Speaker 01

  No, like insects, I believe, are described-

• 35:35H. Foley?

  No, like wax paper would be translucent.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  I'm not saying that's not a possibility. I believe the term is, is translucent, not only for-

• 35:43H. Foley?

  Jellyfish are translucent.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  There you go. You got on board with me instead of fucking shutting me down. Medici family.

• 35:50H. Foley?

  Love the Medici.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  What, give me the difference between translucent and trans, uh, gender?

• 35:56H. Foley?

  You know how I know the Medici? It's from, uh, one of my favorite poems. By Edwin Robinson.

• 36:01Speaker 01

  Eh, Medici, Medici.

• 36:04H. Foley?

  Miniver Chevie is the name of the poem. Edwin Robinson.

• 36:07Speaker 03

  Transparent objects allow light to pass through completely while translucent objects allow some light to pass through, but objects on the other side are not as clear.

• 36:16Speaker 01

  A little cloudy. That's, yeah, that's, dude.

• 36:20H. Foley?

  Also known as a beat bag.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  The hell is this?

• 36:25H. Foley?

  That ain't class.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Uh, speaking, uh, I, that reminds me the first time, I don't know if you remember, this is the, I remember the first two-way mirror I ever saw was at the Rich Bar O' Wawa and it, cause the office had the two-way mirror out to the floor. It blew my

• 36:43H. Foley?

  Hey Carl.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Fat ass.

• 36:44H. Foley?

  Carl, Carl, Carl. Look, he's doing it again. You know, fat ass.

• 36:53H. Foley?

  You mustered over. Carl, that kid's back.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  And I remember, I remember the way the light, you could look and kinda see through, obviously. And I

• 37:03H. Foley?

  And they're counting the money.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I'd be fucking, I'd like kinda slowly walk by like this to see if anybody would like get real close. I'd do this and get real close. Fucking, I'd be, I'd be, what you got back there? Ooh, a little fucking Hooters, Hooters calendar.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  This is the 90s.

• 37:20H. Foley?

  He's got a calculator?

• 37:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was, that was, that was like, and whenever I walked in, it was like, I was playing a game of, I don't know, can you see me? Can you not see? Am I looking at you? Are you looking at me? It was a game of cat and mouse.

• 37:35H. Foley?

  Mine was in, uh, drugstores, in, in pharmacies, in the front where the manager's office is. It was like a tower and it had the see-through, the double mirror, and then it also had that big, like, concave convex.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Sure, just check your six.

• 37:52H. Foley?

  Yeah. I always felt like they were watching me. I don't know why.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 37:57H. Foley?

  Fucking creeps.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. I used to have, we used to

• 38:00H. Foley?

  I'm a child.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  The one at the supermarket had, uh, a little, like, they had the front desk and then the little office right behind that. And that had the door that was always locked. That's where they kept the safe and the money or whatever.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  Fucking cash.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Always locked.

• 38:12H. Foley?

  And the heaters too, probably.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Nah, they were

• 38:15H. Foley?

  Floating around?

• 38:16Speaker 01

  Floating.

• 38:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 38:19Speaker 01

  And they had that little two-way and, oh you guys, whatever, 16 hormones were cooking. And the hot manager was like, "You have to go in there to count your till."

• 38:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  And she'd go in there alone and she'd lock the door, "Hoo wee." I'd be in there fucking fighting off this thing.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  That was like every one of my fantasies. The door's locked, someone might be peeping at the two-way mirror. I can see out, they can't see in. A lot of cash lying around.

• 38:48H. Foley?

  Avocados are going up. Right? Nothing.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Is the can-can sale still going on?

• 38:55H. Foley?

  Okay, let's talk about TruWork.

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Oh, you mean the truest work?

• 38:58H. Foley?

  Yeah, TruWork is hell-bent on creating the most technical, high-performance workwear in the world. And they have done it. TruWork's story begins in the Colorado mountains, where a trade worker knew that there had to be a better solution than a wet, heavy gear that was weighing them down at work. So he came up with TruWork, baby. Let's go.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  TruWork, uh, sent us some great gear.

• 39:20H. Foley?

  High-quality gear.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, out to them. I mean, they sent us, uh, this like overcoat, like this, you know, all-weather, all-everything. Buddy, I, I, I, you could throw me in the Hudson River. I'd bounce right back and be ready to record a podcast. You wouldn't even know.

• 39:35H. Foley?

  You want to show up on the job site looking fresh.

• 39:37Speaker 01

  Woo.

• 39:38H. Foley?

  TruWork.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Every TruWork product is engineered for maximum comfort, protection, efficiency, with minimum bulk or extra weight. I put it on you, boom, you stick and move, right? You can re, if you're a construction worker.

• 39:49H. Foley?

  High-performance.

• 39:50Speaker 01

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• 40:31H. Foley?

  Yeah. Okay, but let's talk about Helix mattresses.

• 40:33Speaker 01

  Shout out to Helix.

• 40:34H. Foley?

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• 40:39Speaker 01

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• 40:40H. Foley?

  Sponsor, and I got the California King over there. I just flipped it around, put some fresh sheets on it. Man, you sleep like an angel in those things. And I'm no angel, I'll tell you that. And I'll tell you what, you don't gotta waste time at some mattress store with Helix. You go on the website there, you take a quiz, takes about two, three minutes. They find out how you sleep, whether you sleep heavy, sleep light, whether you sleep on your side, on your back, hot, cool, whatever it is, they got you covered. And they will match you with the absolute perfect mattress and the last mattress you're ever gonna own, because once you go Helix, you never go Flelix.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  I gotta be honest with you. You might never get me out of a Helix. I mean, obviously.

• 41:16H. Foley?

  Oh, no, that's the mattress here on out.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Obviously, we got the promo code, so you know, you save a couple of bucks. But it's like, I mean, I've never had an adult grown up mattress that made me, that gave me, I haven't slept like that. I've slept like a baby. So I, you know, sleeping like a pauper on a, on a used mattress that you found off the G train.

• 41:34H. Foley?

  Might as well be on a wet sack if you're not shopping Helix.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  Go to helixsleep.com slash garbage for 20% off site wide, plus two free dream pillows with mattress purchase, plus free bedding bundle, which is two dream pillows, a sheet set, and a mattress protector with any luxe or elite mattress order, daddy-o. I might have to go get a new one for 27% off. That's helixsleep.com slash garbage for 20% off site wide, plus two free dream pillows with mattress purchase, plus free bedding bundle, two dream pillows, sheet set, and mattress protector with any luxe or elite mattress order. helixsleep.com slash garbage.

• 42:08H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 42:09Speaker 01

  Now, back to the show.

• 42:10H. Foley?

  Back to the show. Have I asked you this, have you ever?

• 42:12Speaker 01

  I don't know, hit me.

• 42:13H. Foley?

  Have you ever taken us, have you ever asked a girl out and got shot down, like, straight up? Have I asked you this?

• 42:20Speaker 01

  No, that was never, uh...

• 42:22H. Foley?

  You never put yourself out there like that.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  Technology had changed, so like, you didn't have to, like, ask out in person. Like, there was, like, text, like, there was other ways to build a relationship and rapport, rather than just going like, "You're bump, you're, you're at, I bumped into her at the CVS. You wanna go out Tuesday night?" It was more like, hanging, and, "Hey, what are you doing?", so and so, like, we're having people over. It was more communal, you know?

• 42:48H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  I mean, were you going out on dates at the time? Like...

• 42:52H. Foley?

  Uh, in like 7th and 8th grade, I had, I had to, I had to do that a couple of times.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I would stop, at 7th and 8th grade, there was already cellphone-ish, or there was AOL instant mess, like, that's where the relationships were breeding.

• 43:04H. Foley?

  Uh, these are dishes you had to walk in, fuckin', you had to walk in, take a shot, and man.

• 43:11Speaker 01

  Swing and a miss.

• 43:13H. Foley?

  You and your boys would talk about it for like a month.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  It's a 3-2 pitch, boom, he's hitting ahead.

• 43:18H. Foley?

  Get a, get a, get a, get a plan together. Hey, you wanna go to the mall on Saturday? Nah, I don't think so. Okay, cool.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, me either.

• 43:27H. Foley?

  Heard it burned down anyway, bitch.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah, we never, uh, uh, we would ask to like skate, would like, at the roller skating thing, that would be like, oh, you wanna skate? I don't think I ever got shut down, but like, only you'd ever skated with like maybe one or two girls or something.

• 43:45H. Foley?

  I never got shot down at a dance, asking some broad if she wanted to take a turn on a rug. At the Catholic school dance, CYO dances we used to do.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, we didn't, they were, they were phased out. I remember my brother going to them and me being like, you're a fucking porn star. That was for like, that was like boogie nights to me. Fuck, 13-year-old, put, they were putting cologne on and going to, going to the...

• 44:05H. Foley?

  Cologne chains, sweaters.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  They had to pay to get in, it was like $3 to get in, I'm like, this might as well be Studio 54, this is crazy.

• 44:13H. Foley?

  It was dark and, dark as shit in there.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:15H. Foley?

  You were either making a move or you were fighting the Italian kids out front. It was crazy.

• 44:21H. Foley?

  Fucking kids with mustaches and shit.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  That scared the shit out of you.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  Hey, Luigi.

• 44:26H. Foley?

  Just wanna go home and watch Golden Girls.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here.

• 44:30H. Foley?

  See if Charlie's is still open.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  Are you garbage if growing up, you had a small unsuspecting kitchen knife in your home and a parent constantly tells you be careful with that one? That's the sharpest knife in the house. That's dead on, dude. That is so good.

• 44:45H. Foley?

  That's the real one right there.

• 44:46Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, be cat one'll get ya. That, you gotta be aware, it's not the big one, it's that one.

• 44:51H. Foley?

  It was one sharp knife.

• 44:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, little parry knife or something.

• 44:53H. Foley?

  Everything else, you'd slice your finger off.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 44:56H. Foley?

  Dull as shit.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Woo! Yeah, that's a good, that's like a very dirtbag, uh, paranoid, anxiety-ridden warning there.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 45:06Speaker 01

  Be careful with that one.

• 45:07H. Foley?

  That's the sharp one.

• 45:08Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 45:09H. Foley?

  Get out of there.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  That'll get ya.

• 45:10H. Foley?

  What are you doing in the steak knife drawer?

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Which by the way, my mom's got the same set of steak knives and cutlery, like, kitchen knives, steak knives and kitchen knives. I mean, they gotta be older than me. They're wooden handled. The finish is off. These things are getting waterlogged. They're like-

• 45:29H. Foley?

  I love those though.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Man, they're great. They're Cutco. I mean, they might be a pyramid scheme, but they put together, they used to put together a hell of a product.

• 45:36H. Foley?

  That's just, uh, that's from, you put them in the dishwasher for all those years. It takes the fucking lacquer out of it.

• 45:41Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, it looks like two by four wood. That's how, that's how weathered it is. It looks like it's been submerged. It looks like they pulled it out. They fished it out of the East River. It's old stuff. The little knots have like, the little like rivets have a little bit of rust on them running into the wood.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  Those things are-

• 45:57H. Foley?

  I didn't know, when I was a kid, I didn't know what I was doing. I remember cutting shit with the fucking bread knife. Like, you know the serrated edge?

• 46:04Speaker 01

  Oh, that's all I used exclusively till, I gotta be honest with you, as you know, I'm not, I was never very cultured. I mean, I was, I was, I just used my fork for most of the stuff to just, you know, get some torque on that thing and-

• 46:16H. Foley?

  So you know you got good meat.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I would have never-

• 46:18H. Foley?

  Cut it with a fork.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  I never, we never had meals where you would get us. That I remember, I'd be like, yo, here's a steak knife.

• 46:24H. Foley?

  Oh, we did. Nice Sunday dinner, London broil. Baked potato wrapped in a fucking tin foil.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  No, never. I mean, I think I just always used a fucking butter knife.

• 46:38H. Foley?

  Told Patty that's what I want for my birthday. I don't know if I mentioned this to you.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  A London broil?

• 46:42H. Foley?

  No, I wanted, I wanted to cook a fucking nice dinner.

• 46:47H. Foley?

  With like fucking baked potato wrapped in tin foil in the oven.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  Doesn't sound that nice. I mean, if that's the first thing you're, first thing you're listening-

• 46:54H. Foley?

  That's one of the sides. Coleslaw.

• 46:57Speaker 01

  What, so what's the entree?

• 46:59H. Foley?

  Meatloaf. I want a meatloaf.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  And who's all at this dinner? Just you?

• 47:04H. Foley?

  You don't get out.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Now get your stupid ass out of my face. Don't come back for three hours.

• 47:10H. Foley?

  Take a walk around the neighborhood. Nah, me, her.

• 47:13Speaker 01

  I'm asking. Just you two?

• 47:14H. Foley?

  Me, her, the broad, and, uh, and, and, you know, my brother and the kids or whatever. And, and, you know, the rest of the family if they wanna come over.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  That's just, I mean, that was like such a loose list of people. Man, it's just me, him, and whoever else wants to come.

• 47:26H. Foley?

  The, the immediate squad.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  Alright, I'm asking. Don't, you know.

• 47:29H. Foley?

  The immediate's. My family.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  My name wasn't on that list. That's, I feel like I'm pretty fucking, I should be at least, I wanna come over? I should have produced a dinner or some.

• 47:37H. Foley?

  And I want her to make one of those, uh, buttercream cakes that she used to make back in the day. You're trying to get her back in action.

• 47:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:44H. Foley?

  For everybody involved. And green beans with, uh...

• 47:48Speaker 01

  Chocolate sauce.

• 47:49H. Foley?

  No, green beans with, um, do you ever do this? Green beans with breadcrumbs. With Italian seasoning on them?

• 47:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 47:57H. Foley?

  They used to be popping back in the day. My brother just made them. That's what made me think of it.

• 48:01Speaker 01

  That makes sense.

• 48:02H. Foley?

  Oh, so good.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  We used to do, uh, man, I love the, I guess they were Green Giant, the canned green beans that are like waterlogged.

• 48:10H. Foley?

  I love those.

• 48:11Speaker 01

  Man.

• 48:12H. Foley?

  You didn't like them?

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Oh, I loved them. To the point where like, that was the only vegetable I ate for a solid seven years.

• 48:17H. Foley?

  What about wax beans? Did you eat wax beans?

• 48:19Speaker 01

  My mom, I would.

• 48:19H. Foley?

  The yellow ones?

• 48:20Speaker 01

  My mom didn't like beans, so we never, I didn't have.

• 48:22H. Foley?

  No, they're green, they're green beans, but they're white. I don't know why.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  No.

• 48:25H. Foley?

  They're in a can.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  They're translucent? No way. Looks like a worm.

• 48:29H. Foley?

  Jellyfish.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  No. I, uh, no, I did, man, I love, loved, loved a waterlogged friggin' green bean.

• 48:36H. Foley?

  I'm with you. Yeah, they're good as shit. Maybe a little pat of butter on them. Woo! In a cereal bowl and on the table.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:43H. Foley?

  Good night.

• 48:44Speaker 01

  That, my, my grandmom Babs, rest in peace, made some sort of, uh...

• 48:50H. Foley?

  Ouch in the tub?

• 48:51Speaker 01

  Nah, she made some sort of creamy... The corn she put out. I don't know if there was sugar.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Cream corn?

• 48:57Speaker 01

  I don't know what.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  Cause I can't imagine you eating cream corn.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  Let me get, I don't think it was cream, I don't even know what cream corn is. Let me get eyes on cream corn.

• 49:03H. Foley?

  It's old school.

• 49:04Speaker 01

  I mean, she's an old broad. No, not cream corn. Not, not cream corn, though. It was something, and it was in a little bit of something. Woo! Man, going over there. That was alright.

• 49:22H. Foley?

  Hit me with a crescent. It rolling, I'm out.

• 49:25Speaker 01

  This one's from Mid-Atlantic Dirtbag. Great name. It took me so long to learn what the Mid-Atlantic was, too.

• 49:32H. Foley?

  It's the east coast.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  The Mid-Atlantic, yeah, the...

• 49:35H. Foley?

  Boston to Baltimore.

• 49:36Speaker 01

  I don't think Mid-Atlantic's Boston, is it?

• 49:38H. Foley?

  No?

• 49:39Speaker 01

  I think it's like Jersey to North Carol... I think it's Mid-Atlantic, like it's the middle of the country. Right?

• 49:46H. Foley?

  Shout out to it.

• 49:47Speaker 01

  What do you got there, Larkus Patarkas?

• 49:51H. Foley?

  I'm putting a kid to work this episode.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  Wifi is so slow, sorry.

• 49:55H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, now you want faster wifi.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  New Jersey, Maryland. New Jersey, Maryland, Delaware, West Virginia, District of Columbia, and Pennsylvania.

• 50:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:05H. Foley?

  Ah, very nice.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  The Mid-Atlantic accent.

• 50:08H. Foley?

  It's a good group of states.

• 50:09Speaker 01

  Not bad. Uh...whatever. Mid-Atlantic Dirtbag, $10 homie. Couple months in, never had one read. Is it garbage if you pour your salsa into the jar's lid and scoop out the salsa with chips from the lid?

• 50:23H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  That's pretty good.

• 50:26H. Foley?

  Saving the knuckles.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, right, you can get a better... you can come in from the side rather than the top and try to hook it up, like you're moving a couch down a flight of stairs.

• 50:36H. Foley?

  I respect the move.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  But I feel...I feel that a pour would be better then, right?

• 50:41H. Foley?

  You take it out and you put it on the...put a little on the lid, put the jar down, get your chip, load it up.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  I don't hate it. Keep your fingies clean. But at that point, I go, just grab a bowl or a plate or something, you know. If you're doing that, if you're having the forethought.

• 50:57H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 50:57Speaker 01

  Just roll with.

• 50:59H. Foley?

  You gotta wash that shit. Lid, you just put that back on, throw it right in the back of the fridge.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I mean, sure, younger me would have done that. I'm at the point now where I'm like, I'll...I have a wife who will do the dishes. I'm kidding. I...I'll, uh...I'll get a bowl out and enjoy it like a gentleman.

• 51:15H. Foley?

  Did you have a timeline on your salsa?

• 51:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 51:18H. Foley?

  So it could have been in there for...for a while, like the half jar in the back where the tomato's crusted around the rim. You're still going in on that?

• 51:28Speaker 01

  Uh, no, I'm not going in. It's in there. I'm probably not going in on it.

• 51:33H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  I would just go, I don't know how long that's been, I'm gonna grab a new one.

• 51:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 51:37Speaker 01

  There's also like...

• 51:38H. Foley?

  Cause I have that with relish.

• 51:40Speaker 01

  That goes...sure, I mean...

• 51:41H. Foley?

  If I lose focus on relish...

• 51:45H. Foley?

  I'm out.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  Do you have relish in your fridge that often?

• 51:48H. Foley?

  Were you eating chips or something?

• 51:49Speaker 03

  Chewing ice.

• 51:51H. Foley?

  What are you, my aunt?

• 51:53Speaker 03

  A little cold brew.

• 51:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, I got relish like that.

• 51:57Speaker 03

  I'd...

• 51:58H. Foley?

  You don't have relish, you don't have relish in your refrigerator?

• 52:01Speaker 03

  No.

• 52:01H. Foley?

  American. You don't have a thing of relish?

• 52:04Speaker 01

  What have I eaten?

• 52:05H. Foley?

  Hot dogs.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  How many hot, I would argue, buddy, I would argue-

• 52:08H. Foley?

  The last time you went and got, you bought hot dogs at the store.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  I'm not making hot dogs at the house.

• 52:12H. Foley?

  Really? Not every night.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  Enough to have relish on hand.

• 52:19H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 52:19Speaker 01

  You just, wait, you just went... Oh, when you make hot dogs, obviously, I'm-

• 52:24H. Foley?

  That one time you bought hot, you bought hot dogs. You get a thing of relish, a fresh thing of relish?

• 52:29Speaker 01

  I don't know when the last time you think I bought, I am having in-house hot dogs.

• 52:33H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  That's also like insane because then it's, you're like, I'm gonna buy it for two, I'm gonna buy a jar for two spoonfuls. You just go with whatever else you got, oh, hot sauce or something, sriracha. That's one thing I wanted to ask you, that was on my list of questions I had recently.

• 52:47H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah?

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Do you think, has there ever been a bottle of sriracha in Patty's refrigerator?

• 52:57Speaker 01

  In your mom's refrigerator, has there ever been a bottle of sriracha?

• 53:01H. Foley?

  You had it, you got it.

• 53:02Speaker 01

  I don't think, I would bet my mom don't even know what it is.

• 53:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, Patty wouldn't know what sriracha was.

• 53:07Speaker 01

  She don't go down the international aisle, you know what I mean?

• 53:12Speaker 01

  Not going down the ethnic food aisle.

• 53:14H. Foley?

  Lechoy?

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Hey, shoot it if it looks at me, no way.

• 53:19H. Foley?

  Uh, my dad, they, they actually did, they loved it.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  Sriracha?

• 53:22H. Foley?

  No, but they would do like a stir fry every once in a while.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  That shit got big in the eighties.

• 53:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, my, I remember my-

• 53:28Speaker 01

  That was big, that was-

• 53:29H. Foley?

  I remember my dad buying a walk, and I remember, I remember being like-

• 53:33Speaker 01

  There goes the country, you're a goddamn veteran.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  Fucking bending the knee.

• 53:38H. Foley?

  Buddy's laying face down over there, you fucking jerk.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  So what we fought for for you fucking, you to buy a lock?

• 53:44H. Foley?

  Nah, he loved it, man. And he, dude, he used way too much oil. It was, and I don't know what kinda oil you, definitely.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  He's in it like a bocce chip. Smoke alarms going off and shit.

• 53:56H. Foley?

  Dude, he loved that shit. He would love his stir fry. He loved the water chestnuts, the La Choi water chestnuts. I think that's the company's name, La Choi.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  I think, yeah, L.A. Choi.

• 54:04H. Foley?

  They looked, always looked so good. It was so eighty, it was like eighties single lady that worked in an office.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Trying to be, yeah, you know, look at me.

• 54:13H. Foley?

  Loved it.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  I just learned about this.

• 54:15H. Foley?

  So good. That and the crispy noodles, the La Choi crispy noodles.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  I don't, the only hot sauce that ever really cracked was Tabasco. That was it. And that was strictly from my stepdad's eggs.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  Was Tabasco. That was, and I mean.

• 54:30H. Foley?

  That's real stepdad.

• 54:31Speaker 01

  It must have been in there for fifteen, same bottle fifteen years.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, there was, there was no hot sauce, I don't think, in our house.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  My stepdad, I guess one of his boys introduced him to Franks. And that hit probably when I was in early college, late high school, there, a bottle of Franks came in.

• 54:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, we got it now.

• 54:50Speaker 01

  And I was like, I, that was the first hot sauce I like really had. And I was like, oh, this is great. And then they started the Franks, I put that shit on everything. That hit, so. I then was in college, I became a big Franks guy. Sriracha then as well, moseyed in, but.

• 55:05H. Foley?

  Sriracha was, Sriracha was way too much for me to handle at first. That shit was spicy.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Uh huh, I remember someone.

• 55:11H. Foley?

  Sneaky ketchup.

• 55:12Speaker 01

  I remember we did a show.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 55:18Speaker 01

  This is so un, so uncouth. I did a show where they fed ya. It was at a, it was at a, at like a, it was like dinner and a show. And the chef was pretty good. It was.

• 55:30H. Foley?

  That's good. Load him up on pasta before you bring up the comedic stylings of Kevin Ryan.

• 55:41Speaker 01

  Nah, dude, they gave me.

• 55:42H. Foley?

  You're the best, baby.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  They gave me, they gave me twice baked Sriracha potatoes. Dude, I had never had Sriracha. This, I'm probably, I'm probably twenty, uh, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, I don't know, I'm old. I'm too old.

• 55:58H. Foley?

  Wait, did you not know they were spicy?

• 56:05H. Foley?

  That's your China poison.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Oh dude, I'm up there. I remember I was wearing a sweater. I was wearing a polo sweater that I got at an outlet.

• 56:14H. Foley?

  Woo.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  I ate these-

• 56:16H. Foley?

  And we got the ice cream.

• 56:18Speaker 01

  I ate these sriracha potatoes and then went right on stage dude. I was sweating. I remember my neck got itchy, everything. I broke out in hives. My American bloodstream couldn't handle the foreign sriracha.

• 56:36H. Foley?

  Oh my god.

• 56:39H. Foley?

  Ooh, anybody else's throat closing up? Jesus.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  Is it hot in here or is it sriracha?

• 56:45H. Foley?

  Are you sure I wasn't at that show with you?

• 56:46Speaker 01

  You might have popped by. You might have came and watched me.

• 56:50H. Foley?

  I did.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  I was pretty big in this scene back in the- you remember that?

• 56:53H. Foley?

  I, cause I-

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Do you remember? It was our buddy's show. Yeah. It was a great show, fun show, and the chef, it was like a small little restaurant and they would do dinner and a show. And he would, it was like a pre fix. You would just go and get whatever they were making. I think it was meatloaf and fucking twice baked sriracha potatoes. Man.

• 57:11Speaker 01

  I remember I had a pair of new Chuck Taylors on too. It was cold as shit and my feet were freezing. I couldn't find parking close to-

• 57:20H. Foley?

  That stinks.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Close to the venue.

• 57:22H. Foley?

  Taking a pair of Chucks in the winter. Man, you're losing the tongue.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  I may or might not have had socks on too and I had to walk like six blocks. This is in Conshohocken. I had to walk like six blocks up a hill. Icy conditions. I'm a- Saturday night show, Saturday night paid gig, plus a pretty good srir- plus introduce you to sriracha. I might as well, I might as well been in the Tonight Show.

• 57:42H. Foley?

  What's that shit called again?

• 57:45H. Foley?

  No, Patty, no, no. There isn't a bottle of sriracha in, uh-

• 57:49Speaker 01

  Patty's household.

• 57:50H. Foley?

  No. Mm-mm. What? What's it called?

• 57:55Speaker 01

  Also look up how long sriracha will last. Cause I'm, I'm, sometimes, mine's been in there a minute. I buy the big bottle and I go through phases where I'm crushing it. I'm doing it on everything. And other times I'll, I'll go six, eight months not using it and that thing gets real thin and watery at the bar. I got one now that's like, it might as well be, it looks like fucking, looks like Kool-Aid.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  Two years in the fridge after opening.

• 58:18Speaker 01

  I think I'm, I'm, I'm probably-

• 58:20H. Foley?

  How about out of the fridge?

• 58:21Speaker 03

  Six months.

• 58:23H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 58:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  On that heat, all them peppers.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  Oh god, alright here, let's see. This one's from Robert. $10 home, he never had one read. "Is it garbage to eat Tums in the first grade thinking you're doing drugs with your friends?"

• 58:37H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Turns out later in life, some of them had serious drug issues. That's just like, that's...

• 58:45H. Foley?

  I thought they were candy.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  Your parents are bad. When, like, I had it, we're like, there's too much, you're, you're learning about drugs and drinking at too young of an age. If you're going, "Let's do drugs in first grade."

• 58:58H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Same with drinking, where we were like, "Let's steal a beer." We were too young. It was too commonplace.

• 59:05H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  I, my family don't do shit without, without drinking. Like, there's not like, uh, it's, "Are we get, what time's this? Are we, what time are you going? Do you want to stop and get beers before? What, it's just, it's all drinking.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  And it's permeated my life, but...

• 59:23H. Foley?

  Mid-Atlantic lifestyle.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  Sure. But that, that means that kid's seeing that, so, or watching the wrong movies or something. You're trying to do drugs in first grade. Not even trying, you're doing them, you think you're doing them. Get your hands on some fucking tropical breeze Tums.

• 59:39H. Foley?

  Wow, that's the good stuff.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  You ain't lying.

• 59:41H. Foley?

  Woo!

• 59:42Speaker 01

  I'm at the age and of, uh, the health where I have Tums everywhere.

• 59:49H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 59:49Speaker 01

  I got them in the travel bag, I got one at the house, I got one in the burbs. I make sure there's one down the shore, I make sure there's one at my, like, wherever I might be crashing that night.

• 59:59H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  I can get my hands all Tumskies.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  I surprisingly don't.

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  You should, because you're burping as you said that.

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, but not heartburny. I haven't had heartburn in a while. But really have it, I really have it under control.

• 1:00:13Speaker 01

  Great.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  It's a good thing.

• 1:00:16Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:00:16H. Foley?

  I'm a gastro guy. I gotta watch that. Get Barrett's esophagus, it's no good, I have a little tiny bit of that.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  So it's not good? So it's not good?

• 1:00:25H. Foley?

  I gotta keep it under control.

• 1:00:26Speaker 01

  Okay. Alright, alright, spin zone, woo, and we're out.

• 1:00:31H. Foley?

  I think that was a spin zone?

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  You just said, "I'm doing good, I, before I get Barrett's esophagus, then I have Barrett's esophagus." You gotta keep an eye on it. It went from, "I'm super healthy, I don't want to get this very bad thing," to, "I have the bad thing."

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  I have a little piece of it, a little bit, which I gotta really watch.

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  It's not Bitcoin, oh, I got a little taste on it.

• 1:00:47H. Foley?

  Alex Arpe?

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Sure. Uh, alright, let's see here, uh...

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  This one, what do you got?

• 1:00:57Speaker 03

  Also called GERD.

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  I have GERD. No, Barrett's Esophagus is-

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  So the GI tract doesn't sound great.

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  Oh, Barrett's Esophagus is caused by GERD.

• 1:01:06H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:07H. Foley?

  I have GERD. And a little Barrett's Esophagus.

• 1:01:11Speaker 03

  How do you have a little of it?

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  Because he's lying, dude. He's got it.

• 1:01:14H. Foley?

  I'm not.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  Spin, that's what I'm talking about, the spin. You keep saying a little ta- a little bit of-

• 1:01:18H. Foley?

  I have a little bit. We've talked about this on the Patreon when I got my colonoscopy and my endoscopy.

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  And you were back.

• 1:01:25H. Foley?

  I really have to be careful that I don't get heartburn.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:01:29H. Foley?

  So I've been on top of it. So I haven't needed any Tums.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  Okay. Sounds good.

• 1:01:34H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  It's all that relish you're eating.

• 1:01:36H. Foley?

  Old relish? Well, my point with that was, if I lose sight of the relish, I gotta get a new one.

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's certain condiments that if you lose, if you go, "I don't remember, was this last year, six months? Was it a week ago?" You try, you just gotta start over.

• 1:01:48H. Foley?

  Mayonnaise.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  You just gotta start fresh. Mayonnaise, salsa, queso, you gotta start fresh.

• 1:01:53H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Because those are, those are those things that you only eat when the other, they're only applicable at certain times.

• 1:01:58H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:01:59Speaker 01

  The salsa, the con queso, the fucking, the relish, you're only eating that when you have a bag of chips, when you have the hot dogs. Crazy. Um-

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  Maybe why you have, that's why you have Barrett's, you're doing homegrown hot do- Hot dogs are meant to be at a barbecue, at a ballgame, from a fucking cart vendor. You shouldn't be doing hot dogs. I get that they're good. I love hot dogs.

• 1:02:21H. Foley?

  I ate, then this, you know, I can't take the blame here. As a kid, I ate too many hot dogs when I was a kid.

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  I've eaten too many hot dogs as an adult. I get that. You shouldn't be, those, that's not a meal you should be eating in-house.

• 1:02:32H. Foley?

  You don't like making dogs at the house? That's crazy.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  I do. Try, I, there's nothing more-

• 1:02:38H. Foley?

  You and the wife have never been on your way to the grocery store. What do you want to, what do you want to have tonight? Let's do hot dogs. Let's do hot dogs. Get a thing of Bush's beans, get a pack of buns, some relish, some raw onion.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  You don't have to, I, no, no one's ever, my wife-

• 1:02:53H. Foley?

  No? Some chips and hot dogs?

• 1:02:55Speaker 01

  Chips and hot, what are we, crackheads? That's what homeless people have for dinner.

• 1:03:01H. Foley?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Chips and hot dogs.

• 1:03:05H. Foley?

  Potato chips. Kettle cooked. You don't like chips and hot dogs?

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  I, listen, stop saying you don't, I like chips and hot dog. I do like chips and I do like hot dogs. That is not up for debate. I'll like a big bacon cheese dog. I like hot dogs. I'm saying-

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  I think at 50, you shouldn't be making them for dinner. I think in the house.

• 1:03:27H. Foley?

  This hasn't been recently.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  Still got the relish?

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, you still got the relish. We're fucked. We are all over Foleyville. You don't know when you're getting a straight answer, what you're getting, what you're not.

• 1:03:38H. Foley?

  I'm shooting you straight. I like hot dogs.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm not saying to not like hot dogs. I'm saying hot dogs in the house with your wife, when you live in New York City.

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  It's getting the official ruling. You think that's crazy? Making hot dogs for dinner?

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  I think it's very trashy, yes.

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  In Manhattan, yes.

• 1:03:55H. Foley?

  I don't live in Manhattan.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  Okay, Queens. In an apartment building, it is.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  Queens, that's like Christmas dinner.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  I think if, listen, I think if you're, I think if you're single.

• 1:04:05H. Foley?

  There's less people not eating hot dogs than I, than are.

• 1:04:09Speaker 01

  I think if you're single, fantastic bachelor meal of like, hey, I can get these, I can have a meal for four, five, six bucks, whatever it is. Stuff up on them. I'm not saying don't eat hot dogs. Eat all the dogs you want. I feel.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. It's, it's a trashy meal to eat in-house. Those, that's an outside food.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  Right?

• 1:04:33H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

  That's all I'm saying. I think that's, I think that's a fair assessment.

• 1:04:36H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:04:37Speaker 01

  I mean, you're making me feel like I'm fucking like a John D Rockefeller over here by saying I'm not frying fucking hot dogs in my studio apartment with my wife and eating a small bag of potato chips.

• 1:04:49H. Foley?

  You got a studio?

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Doing pretty good. I got a railroad shared. Um, all right, let's see here. We got time for one more. This one, this is, uh. Have you ever spent the whole day at Disney World, come back to your hotel room with a note that says, remember, Mickey says no smoking inside the hotel room?

• 1:05:11Speaker 01

  P.S. My grandpa crumbled up the letter and said, I'll be damned if some mouse tells me where I can smoke. That's an old school kinda guy, dude.

• 1:05:19H. Foley?

  Disney, man. They don't, they don't, they're always selling it.

• 1:05:22Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:05:22H. Foley?

  Mickey say, remember what Mickey says?

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh, forget it. It's Mickey.

• 1:05:25H. Foley?

  Mickey says he's gonna break your fucking legs.

• 1:05:28Speaker 01

  Now, listen here, old timer. Keep, keep smoking heaters in here.

• 1:05:32H. Foley?

  I hang you up the balcony.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  That's, uh, that's...

• 1:05:35H. Foley?

  That's great.

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  But that, he says, is late, late 90s is a little late for that. It's right on the cuff. That's when a grandfather, late 90s, you know, I'm smoking wherever I grew up. I've been smoking wherever I've been smoking for 35 years.

• 1:05:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Speaker 01

  I'm smoking in this hotel room.

• 1:05:49H. Foley?

  Late 90s, you were still smoking in restaurants.

• 1:05:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, borderline where. No, I'm just saying, yeah. It's like, a lot of places were changing at that time.

• 1:05:58H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  Late 90s, early 2000s was when everything started, at least in this area, started changing. New York was no smoking, California was no smoking.

• 1:06:06H. Foley?

  Believe you can't smoke inside anymore?

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:08H. Foley?

  There's kids in there.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  Sure, smoking or non, Ketchin.

• 1:06:11H. Foley?

  It's a candy store, sir.

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  Ketchin Skeeties. But we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:06:16H. Foley?

  Woo, what a fun one. Gang, we love you to death. Make sure you check out the Route 66 special when it comes out.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:23H. Foley?

  February 25th.

• 1:06:24Speaker 01

  Yes, and we're all over the road. The Back on the Block Tour tickets are moving, shows are selling out, and as we, we're doing one run, so we're gonna can't add shows everywhere, so get your tickets now. Don't snooze, cause you gonna lose.

• 1:06:34H. Foley?

  We love you. See you next week. Peace!