Ask, Tell, Confess: 60 Kids, 1 Donor & Zero Chill

This week’s Ask, Tell, Confess starts sweet with Chachi’s very first leash walk—Nova proudly stepping in as the supportive sibling. But the wholesome vibes don’t last long. The stories spiral into wild territory: identical twins fathering the same child, a full-on step-parent swap, and one man juggling 60 kids. Toss in an underground sperm donor, Bunnie’s OnlyFans confession, and a detective’s unforgettable chocolate pudding mishap, and it’s pure mayhem. The crew closes things out with lighthearted laughs about appearances, turn-ons, and everything in between. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:43Bunnie XO?

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• 2:00Bunnie XO?

  Hey, guys, I need to ask you a question. I wanna know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the Deaf Hordes, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com/dumblon podcast and sign up.

• 2:29Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 2:48Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask, Tell.

• 3:02Bunnie XO?

  Confess. The squeaking of the mic.

• 3:07Bunnie XO?

  I was trying to crank it down there to get to him. He's so out. My little baby, I came home from Europe and he's so skinny. I'm like, what is going on with my son? I think it's because they were taking him on walks. He doesn't know what a walk is. You know what? Are you fat shaming my dog? Do not be fat shaming my damn dog. That is rude. Put on a leash for like the first time in his whole life. But he goes, what is that on my dog? That was so funny. Yeah, because Chachi has never walked with a leash. He's never needed one. He just walks right next to me. Yeah. It was so cute. So I've been trying, I've been trying to get my steps in, as you guys know, um, I'm doing this cut. Trying to get the last bit of this IVF weight off of me and it's working.

• 3:50Bunnie XO?

  Um, so if you guys are, I just want to tell you guys, if you're trying to lose weight, please lift weights and then also make sure you hit 10,000 to 12,000 steps a day. It fucking is a game changer in weight loss. But anyways, I was trying to get my steps in last night and I, and Chachi wanted to come, right? So I was like, fuck it. So I brought him on this walk with me last night. And of course, fucking two steps in, he's

• 4:13Bunnie XO?

  like can't breathe, tongue hanging out, but I had to walk to the end of the road and come back because I was like, we're not fucking quitting now, buddy. You know, you signed up for this. Get over here. So anyways, on the way back, we had to stop and it was the cutest thing because Nova was across the yard and she heard Chachi like struggling to breathe. And I let Chachi lay down in the grass and she came right up to Chachi and was like so concerned and was like looking at him and was like trying to be there with him. And then when he would get up to walk, she was walking right beside him. Like, I know, it was the sweetest. Nova is the sweetest. Like, she's such an angel. Like, you know how it is with the honey is sweet to you, right?

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Oh, she is my soul baby. Yeah, literally, it's Haley in donkey form.

• 4:57Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I mean, I don't know what it is about female donkeys and female mini horses, but they have the sweetest disposition. Oh, it's crazy. Since I've been home from Europe, I literally was like looking down petting crunch last night and then I turned like this and Nova's right here. How do they get so fucking close and you don't hear them?

• 5:20Speaker 03

  They sneak, bro. They are so sneaky and quiet. Like, I trip over honey because she'll literally just bob and weave between my legs as I try to walk. It's the craziest thing.

• 5:31Bunnie XO?

  No, like every time I'll literally be looking down, turn my head, she's right there. I'm like, what is happening? And it just, I, I mean, there's not a thought behind those eyes. Like, her eyes are so.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Is she looking town and country?

• 5:43Bunnie XO?

  Bro, she's east and west, east and west, baby.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  That is literally Miss Honey. She look at you and I'm like, are you looking at me? Because I feel like you're looking over there and over there.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  And they look through you, but they have this most sweetest dispositions.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  Does Nova actually bite you or does she use her lips to like?

• 6:01Bunnie XO?

  Depends, but she bit the shit out of me the other day.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Really? I'm always scared. Miss Honey's never bit me, but she like uses her lips? And I'm so scared, literally you, so scared one day she's gonna bite.

• 6:14Bunnie XO?

  She will bite you one day. Because fucking Nova was mad because I fed everybody watermelon and then she ran up on Donkey and Donkey tried to kick her and was like, bitch, get away from my watermelon. Well, she came over to me and was pissed, dude. Hold on.

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Who's telling on, telling on Donkey?

• 6:31Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I was like, you son of a bitch. I was so mad that she fucking bit me, dude. Hold on. One of the TikTok pages posted it actually. Like, she straight up bit me. It was, and you could see the aggression in her. This is why I'm gonna show it to you. Watch this.

• 6:49Speaker 04

  You son of a bitch.

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• 7:25Speaker 06

  Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now, we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog, and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders wherever you get your podcasts.

• 7:57Bunnie XO?

  You can hear her chomping.

• 8:02Bunnie XO?

  She's mad. Yeah. She's mad because fucking she couldn't get any water Malone. I get it. Yeah. All right. Happens all the time. So guys, I posted on my Facebook again because you guys are always crushing it with some of the stories that you guys come in with. And I had posted this time, I said, if I had to do a podcast episode on family drama that could have been its own Netflix series, what's your story? And you guys have some fucked up families. All right? Yeah. I'm just gonna say that right now. You guys got some fucked up families. I thought

• 8:42Bunnie XO?

  my family was fucking trailer rific. You guys got some crazy shit going on in your fucking households. Who wants to kick this one off? I think you should. Me? Okay. I feel like I kicked off the other week. It's okay. I know which one you're gonna do and I wanna kick it off. All right, all right. Amber said, my twin brothers slept with the same woman within a week and one of them got her pregnant. We will never know which one because they are identical twins and their DNA is the same.

• 9:14Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 9:15Speaker 03

  Wild.

• 9:16Bunnie XO?

  How is there, how can you not tell? Can we ask chat chief chat about that?

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Ask chat.

• 9:22Bunnie XO?

  I have to. Okay, hold on.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  I never thought about that.

• 9:30Bunnie XO?

  Hello, Sunny. Oh, wait, hold on.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  He's still, uh, British?

• 9:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I believe so.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  Going to Europe.

• 9:36Bunnie XO?

  Going to Europe.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  That was the best.

• 9:39Bunnie XO?

  It was so funny.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  One line ever.

• 9:41Bunnie XO?

  Hi, Sunny, baby.

• 9:44Speaker 07

  Hey there. Lovely to hear from you as always. Were we diving in tea today?

• 9:49Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so I have a question. If two twin brothers sleep with the same woman and the woman ends up getting pregnant, is there no way to tell which one of them got her pregnant because they're identical twins?

• 10:05Speaker 07

  Ah, that's a pretty intriguing question. So even though identical twins have basically the same DNA, modern genetic testing can actually sometimes tell them apart on a super fine level. There can be tiny mutations or little variations that show up. It's not a hundred percent easy, but with advanced testing, you could actually figure out which twin is the father. So it's not completely impossible.

• 10:30Bunnie XO?

  Thanks, bestie.

• 10:34Speaker 07

  Absolutely, bestie. Always happy to dive into these wild hypotheticals with you. So if you ever need to unravel any more quirky mysteries, you know I'm here for it.

• 10:43Bunnie XO?

  Bye bye.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  I like how she already

• 10:48Speaker 03

  called back the fact that you do those more than one time. She said.

• 10:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  She's like, alright. Five minutes.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  We already did these, but okay.

• 10:58Bunnie XO?

  So I, I literally thought that you could, you would be able to tell. Obviously, it wouldn't be easy and you'd probably have to do intricate testing, which could probably get really expensive and some people just can't afford that. So I totally understand that, but I would need to know. I would need to know.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  My two dads.

• 11:16Bunnie XO?

  How do you explain that to the kid? Which one does the kid call dad?

• 11:20Bunnie XO?

  Who plays child support? Both of them?

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Fifty fifty.

• 11:24Bunnie XO?

  Wow, that's fucking wild. That's some Jerry Springer shit.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Literally. That's wild. Go ahead.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  Hey, I got one. It took me about three times. Read this and understand.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  My stepparents have been married. My mom was with my stepdad and my dad was with my stepmom. And then they switched. My mom and dad got back together and my stepmom and dad got back together. They both got married, got divorced, and swapped one more time. Now my mom is married to my stepdad and my dad married my stepmom twice and also divorced twice. Happy reading.

• 12:02Bunnie XO?

  I read that one too. My thing is, is why is everybody so forgiving and welcoming?

• 12:08Speaker 04

  Like wife swap.

• 12:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Remember that show?

• 12:10Speaker 03

  That was so confusing.

• 12:11Bunnie XO?

  When you guys get bored of each other, you guys just switch.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  So are you basically all swingers?

• 12:16Bunnie XO?

  Yes, that's exactly what's happening. Like you guys might as well just live under the same roof. And whenever you guys get tired of each other, just swap partners.

• 12:23Speaker 03

  They're just switching them around.

• 12:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. It's crazy, but my thing is, is like, why is everybody so forgiving?

• 12:30Speaker 03

  What a weird family reunion. How did like holidays go for you guys? We've talked about this before with the uncle daddy situation.

• 12:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  You know?

• 12:38Bunnie XO?

  Uncle daddy, I forgot about that.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's already, I know, I personally know how that goes. I get to watch that all happen.

• 12:44Bunnie XO?

  Wild.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  You met them the other day.

• 12:47Bunnie XO?

  Like celebrity.

• 12:49Speaker 03

  I remember I had this family function and I said, that's the, that's the step uncle. Or the, yeah, it's step uncle, right? No.

• 12:57Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. Uncle daddy.

• 12:59Speaker 03

  Uncle daddy. Yeah. You met uncle daddy.

• 13:02Bunnie XO?

  Wild.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:04Bunnie XO?

  Too many bodily fluids fucking going around. Your breath smells like hot ham and cheese.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 13:12Bunnie XO?

  Slight garbage undertones.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Alright, so this one's talking about a family member. They had,

• 13:21Speaker 03

  this couple had four kids together. But the guy also had sixty kids outside of his marriage.

• 13:29Bunnie XO?

  Okay, that's why.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  Then she says she's not exaggerating. She married him while he was in prison for back child support. He has children with his best friend's wife. He gave her two children. He has two kids with his wife's cousin. I literally could go on for days.

• 13:47Bunnie XO?

  I'm tired of this guy.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  Please do, as I, I wanna know how all sixty.

• 13:52Bunnie XO?

  I wanna know how many baby mamas he has to have sixty kids. I just feel like, and listen, I am the most non judgmental person. I, you wanna do whatever you wanna do, do it. You wanna have fucking fifteen kids even, go ahead.

• 14:05Speaker 03

  I'm gonna judge at sixty.

• 14:07Bunnie XO?

  Sixty? I'm fucking judging you. Like, why are you doing this? What is the point of that? You know, like, I don't get it.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  You sure he was in prison though?

• 14:19Speaker 03

  For back child support.

• 14:20Speaker 04

  Ah, makes sense.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, that's a lot of child support.

• 14:26Bunnie XO?

  You would literally have to work just to pay for your children.

• 14:30Speaker 03

  There's no way to spread enough money across the board, depending on how many baby mamas you have, to be able to even fund that many children.

• 14:38Bunnie XO?

  But how fucking fertile are you? Chop your damn dick off.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Just cut it off.

• 14:42Bunnie XO?

  Do the one ball Saul.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  You know what I'm saying? Fucking castrate yourself, which I need to correct myself because I was a real dumb blonde in that fucking episode and I thought the dude chopped his weenie off in the one ball Saul episode, and he didn't. He chopped his balls off. Now that I've had to castrate a physical cow, I fucking know better now. But yeah, so I need to correct myself. So chop your balls off, buddy.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Just get rid of, I, I don't know. I don't understand. Maybe that's like his thing, maybe.

• 15:12Bunnie XO?

  How do you devote time to each child? That's impossible.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  There's no way.

• 15:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I feel bad for those kids. I mean, every, like thankful they're here, but at the same time, people who don't deserve children are just fucking spitting them out left and right.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did fall in this wormhole the other day of this underground like sperm donor. Did you guys see that?

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• 16:01Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  Oh, it's this underground sperm donor and like he's in the hood and these people literally just pay him to come over and like they'll put like a sheet up and stuff like it's lesbian couples who want babies and he'll just, he just spreads his seed to everyone. You just pay him cash and he, you can just, or you can come get it and he'll do it like in a condom and then you put it inside you or like a turkey baster type situation. And yeah, I watched that episode.

• 16:31Bunnie XO?

  That is crazy.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. He said, I'm not using it, so mine if I'll give it away. I need to see what he looks like.

• 16:40Bunnie XO?

  That sounds like a fucking hustle, right? Like it, it sounds like something you would do, you know? Like I could totally see fucking giving his sperm up to people, you know?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  I could, I could. Tell me I'm wrong.

• 16:56Speaker 09

  Oh my God, out of the back of a food truck.

• 16:59Bunnie XO?

  Literally, literally just vials of his sperm to people. I could totally see.

• 17:03Speaker 03

  Under the jelly rolled out.

• 17:05Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  The icing on it is actually. Oh my God.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  You guys.

• 17:14Bunnie XO?

  I'm serious.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  It's like an apartment complex type thing is like, and they would just show up and he would just, and then like there were some where like the wife wanted to be there while they can, like. Put in a cuck? She cucked basically. So she was like up by the woman and they put like a sheet up.

• 17:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so he was banging?

• 17:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, some of them, yes.

• 17:32Bunnie XO?

  How much were they paying?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 17:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 17:34Speaker 03

  What, is this a documentary? It was like, you know, like those, like little docu-series on Instagram? Like the soft white underbelly type stuff.

• 17:42Bunnie XO?

  Never ran across that. Guys, check your DMs later, you're getting some from me. Do you not know my for you page?

• 17:50Speaker 04

  No, we do.

• 17:51Bunnie XO?

  We unfortunately get it in our DMs. Yeah. Natalie said, I married my middle school bully's dad. It's been the absolute best and the bitch and that bitch hates me.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  I love that.

• 18:04Bunnie XO?

  First of all, if somebody is still holding a grudge against you from middle school, she's a fucking loser.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:10Bunnie XO?

  If anybody's holding a grudge from high school, you're a fucking loser unless you were the one getting bullied. If you were the one getting bullied and of course you have every right to hold a grudge, but if you're the bully and you're holding a grudge, you're a fucking loser. You married her dad. What a plot twist. Was she at the wedding? I have so many questions. I mean, I would, I would think so.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  Does she call you stepmom?

• 18:36Bunnie XO?

  Does she call you mommy? I'm a mommy.

• 18:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh dang.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  That's wild.

• 18:45Bunnie XO?

  What do you got for me?

• 18:46Speaker 04

  This was from Jessica. She said, the planning of my wedding. My mother-in-law was going to bring water guns to my wedding to spray people she didn't like. She then punched my husband in the face two days prior to the wedding because she wanted to get up, go to the altar, give him a kiss as I was walking down the aisle.

• 19:06Bunnie XO?

  I kinda love her.

• 19:08Speaker 04

  The mother-in-law?

• 19:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. What?

• 19:10Speaker 04

  I kinda love her.

• 19:13Bunnie XO?

  She said, she's bringing water guns because she wanted to spray people she didn't like? That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. Let me rephrase that. I minus the kiss part, the water guns is fucking hilarious, dude. That's funny. That's some shit we would do.

• 19:30Speaker 04

  I want you guys to do that at my funeral.

• 19:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  Please, if someone comes that I, you know, I don't want them to be there.

• 19:37Bunnie XO?

  The super so come or what?

• 19:39Speaker 04

  Yes, please.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  I'll just remove them. Make it a scene. Skedaddle. Alright guys, no, I'm gonna do that at your wedding tomorrow. Yeah. She'll show you her pussy finally at your funeral. Wow. Just over the casket?

• 19:57Bunnie XO?

  Just ride her face. I'm gonna be like this. Just ride. Or she'll go like this.

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  I will come back to life for that. So you guys, we could let you guys in on this joke. All of us in the crew have seen each other's vaginas. I mean, listen, I did OnlyFans for fucking three years. Mimi has seen my insides. Poor Mimi has to see my fucking replays on everything that, what is it? Like fucking our Snapchat memories and shit. I think, I think, nevermind.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Nevermind, nevermind.

• 20:29Bunnie XO?

  You know what I was gonna say? Wait, I need to know this. One of my old porns literally popped up on my fucking Snapchat memories. I'm like, God, how do I take these out of here? I don't, I don't understand how they're still on there. It's in your, it's in it, in Snap. You can delete it in Snap. Oh, really? Teach me, cuz Lord knows. I taught her how to switch the camera from Yeah. here to there. I was like, double tap the screen. People in Snapchat fucking iCloud are having a blast. They're like, every day, they're like, we can't wait to see Bunny's memories. Yeah. Um, but what was my whole point? I had a point here. We were talking about.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  Talking about my vagina.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. So anyways, we've all seen each other's vaginas. We've all seen each other's nipples. We've seen buttholes even. And I mean, all of us, we have never seen Mimi's vagina or butthole. I finally saw her tits in Europe. It was nice.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  I was drunk.

• 21:24Bunnie XO?

  We just gotta get her. That's what they all say. That's what she said.

• 21:30Speaker 03

  Wait, how'd you see my tits and not my vagina?

• 21:33Bunnie XO?

  Because you went like this in the hotel room. Were you walking around with no panties on?

• 21:39Speaker 03

  Was that the night I took my pant? No, she was gonna rip my panties off for me because I was wearing.

• 21:44Bunnie XO?

  Listen, Haley gets really grapey. Haley gets grapey, okay? When she, the amount of times. The amount of times this woman will drink and fucking, she gets so grapey. But the crazy thing is, is the next day she'll wake up hungover. And if you even look at her in any sort of lusting way, she will fucking rip your head off. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, you can't.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  There's a gremlin after dark.

• 22:12Bunnie XO?

  Between, literally.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  There's no in between. That was funny. No, I, I shouldn't have worn underwear that night. I said I regretted it. She said, my nails are like, like I could have just sawed your underwear off for you.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  There's this romper I wear and for whatever reason, it causes my underwear to like, get all weird.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  Beastie, beastie.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  I hate it. I hate it. And I was like, I should have just.

• 22:34Bunnie XO?

  Cause it probably just rubs against your little clit.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  Yes. And she said, I'll.

• 22:41Bunnie XO?

  Maybe said yes.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  Thanks for, yeah, no, you said it.

• 22:49Bunnie XO?

  How many minutes is this, Kaimi? It's getting gross.

• 22:55Speaker 10

  Going on 20 minutes.

• 22:56Bunnie XO?

  Okay. All right. Yeah. So we all wanna see Mimi's vagina and we're gonna see it one day.

• 23:03Speaker 04

  Thought we would see it in Europe.

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we really did. Even on the bus. I thought we would have seen it on the bus. She keeps her pants on.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  It's like she doesn't love us.

• 23:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, she doesn't.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Cause I won't show you my vagina.

• 23:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  Fake.

• 23:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  You fake ass bitch.

• 23:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  You are.

• 23:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  You've seen mine.

• 23:21Speaker 03

  All right, guys.

• 23:22Speaker 04

  I walked around.

• 23:23Bunnie XO?

  Buy one of those fake camel toes and just fucking wear it and be like, here it is. Here it is, ladies.

• 23:29Speaker 04

  Take a picture of like your arm, like this.

• 23:31Bunnie XO?

  Get a prosthetic puss.

• 23:32Speaker 03

  When I say she.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  That's really funny. I should make it like the most hideous one.

• 23:38Bunnie XO?

  Just like a grenade went off on a deli counter.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  Yes, like a blue waffle. Just a prosthetic blue waffle.

• 23:44Bunnie XO?

  Just blown up fucking pastrami.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:47Bunnie XO?

  I love those. Those are my favorite.

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• 25:30Bunnie XO?

  I like him. Kristi Mack has the most, the prettiest vagina ever. And she's got like straight up pastrami. It's great. I love it.

• 25:42Bunnie XO?

  What's wrong?

• 25:43Bunnie XO?

  Hi, May.

• 25:44Speaker 10

  Yeah. I'm here.

• 25:46Bunnie XO?

  Do you, do you like the pastrami puss?

• 25:49Speaker 10

  Pastrami puss?

• 25:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:57Bunnie XO?

  I love it. I'm a nasty bitch. Give me a pastrami puss all day.

• 26:02Speaker 10

  I've been asked a lot of things and this is probably the one that I,

• 26:10Speaker 10

  no, I'll say I'm not a fan.

• 26:14Speaker 10

  But I also don't discriminate. I don't hate it, but it's not my top three.

• 26:20Bunnie XO?

  Have you guys seen Kristy Mack's vagina? No. It looks like two little roast beef cutlets just slapped together and it's so cute. I love it. I don't think I even know who that is. Kristy Mack is hot. She's, well, she's, I don't know if she's. Should we look it up? Is that, are we, is it bad if we look it up right now? Can we look it up on the? I'm going straight into Google search. Alright, do Kristy Mack, yeah. She's so fucking fine.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Like Christie just says in like.

• 26:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, C H R I S T Y. Kristy Mack's fucking hot, dude.

• 26:48Speaker 03

  You said just vagina.

• 26:49Bunnie XO?

  She was so beautiful too, like in her day. Let me see. Let me see it. Let me see.

• 26:58Bunnie XO?

  Beautiful.

• 27:00Bunnie XO?

  How do we feel about it?

• 27:01Speaker 03

  You need to zoom in?

• 27:02Bunnie XO?

  That might not be a good one. She, that's, I think she has like spread open right there.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  Oh, so not spread open?

• 27:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, look at it when it's just dangling.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  It's all spread open.

• 27:13Bunnie XO?

  But it's beautiful. There's nothing wrong with it. Like it's not an ugly vagina.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  There is nothing wrong with that. That's nice.

• 27:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 27:18Speaker 10

  It is, yeah, nothing wrong with it. It just, you know.

• 27:20Bunnie XO?

  I kinda like it. It's a pastrami on rye. I like it. I fucking like it. She's hot. Kristy Mack can still get it.

• 27:29Speaker 03

  Kristy Mack can get it. She's not my type, but she can get it.

• 27:33Bunnie XO?

  Dude, back in her heydays, she wasn't your type with her shaved head and all her tattoos?

• 27:37Speaker 03

  No, too skinny. I know that's like, just not my preference.

• 27:41Bunnie XO?

  Kristy Mack, are you thinking of the right girl? She had the biggest fattest ass you've ever seen?

• 27:46Speaker 03

  I know, but I don't like even, I don't know. It's like very BBL type ass. I like natural.

• 27:53Bunnie XO?

  Her ass is natural.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Well, I know, I just like her shape. Like I don't like a girl who has like a smaller stomach. Like I actually like bigger girls.

• 28:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, gotcha. You like, you like a thick baby.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do.

• 28:04Bunnie XO?

  Would you ever fuck Haley?

• 28:05Speaker 03

  We're too close. If, if I didn't know her, maybe.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  She was naked in the hotel room 24/7. She was constantly like,

• 28:14Bunnie XO?

  I have self-tan.

• 28:15Speaker 03

  My tan is drying. Whole time. Then she goes, uh, can you spray my back? I said, yeah. She goes, there's my butt.

• 28:26Bunnie XO?

  I would like to be a fly on the wall in you guys' room. That's great.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, great. She's naked 24/7.

• 28:33Bunnie XO?

  All right. Well, we will not, we were not trying to exploit Christie Mac, but I was just bragging about how beautiful she was. She was gorgeous. Gorgeous, gorgeous woman. Gorgeous. You guys want to read any more of these? I feel like we're a bunch of dudes sitting around having fucking locker room talk.

• 28:47Speaker 03

  Literally.

• 28:48Bunnie XO?

  All right, I got one. My bio dad's federal case made my master's degree textbooks and I had to openly discuss my life story while getting my master's in criminology. And that's just the beginning. I want to know who her dad is.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:06Bunnie XO?

  I wonder if he's a mobsta.

• 29:09Bunnie XO?

  Mobsta with a lobster.

• 29:17Bunnie XO?

  Hila said, when I was 24 years old, I dated this detective for the Columbus Police Department. He wasn't the hottest guy, but I had just been through a horrible breakup. So I said, what the heck? One day he took me to a hotel. He had purchased buckets of chocolate pudding from a carryout. He poured all of this pudding in the bathtub and we attempted to have sex in it. It was very messy and slimy and then we had to shower. Slimy. It would be sticky. And that would be a raging yeast infection. Oh my god.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  All I can think about is the pudding going inside of me.

• 29:51Bunnie XO?

  All the sugar. Oh, and your pussy hole. Pudding?

• 29:57Speaker 03

  I don't do sticky.

• 29:58Bunnie XO?

  Give me a IV of antibiotics right now.

• 30:01Speaker 03

  Absolutely not. There's something about being sticky that makes me want to claw my skin off.

• 30:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't like it.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  I cannot stand it. I, we were driving in Europe and I had an, a gelato cup in my hand and it began to leak.

• 30:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  I blacked out. I blacked out because it was in my hand and down the leg. And when I got out, I was like screaming at Bear. I said, open the fucking door. I need to go wash my hands. I was so angry.

• 30:25Bunnie XO?

  They did have this fucking, uh, dessert. I didn't get to try it in Germany called the gang banger. What was it called? Gang maker? And it was fire. It was literally a peanut butter and jelly with a graham cracker covered in dark chocolate. Yes, you made the girls try that. And everybody loved it. I, I did not get any of it. I didn't try it. Yeah, I should have. It was delicious. Oh, I love gangbang. Me too. All right. And on that note, we're gonna head out. Toodle fucking oo, ladies. Bye bye. Just kidding, Jason.

• 31:05Bunnie XO?

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