Beheaded (From the Archive)

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• 0:00Dana Schwartz?

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• 0:45Dana Schwartz?

  This is Dana Schwartz, host of Noble Blood. I'm taking a brief maternity leave right now, and so this week, we're continuing our trip back to the archives, back to the series I did on Henry VIII's six wives. This week, Anne Boleyn. Anne Boleyn is such an exciting and captivating figure, it truly is no wonder she receives the amount of attention from historians that she does. For this episode, I focused on the most notorious moment of her life: her beheading. Enjoy.

• 1:25Dana Schwartz?

  They say that after decapitation, the human brain can remain conscious for several seconds, maybe even up to a minute. Even without fresh blood being pumped up from the heart, the brain still has oxygen and neurons firing rapidly in confusion or pain. They say that when Anne Boleyn's head fell from her body into the straw waiting below, her dark, intelligent eyes still flickered and blinked, and that her white lips pressed together and apart, as if she was trying to say one last thing.

• 2:01Dana Schwartz?

  It seems fitting that even in death, Anne would try to continue to speak. It was her silver tongue that had initially charmed the king, back when Anne was just a lady in waiting. No one ever described her as the most beautiful girl at court, although she was striking, with her dark hair and her milky skin so pale, it was almost translucent. No, it was her wit and her intelligence, her innate ability to know exactly how to flirt, without seeming like she was trying to flirt. Anne engaged with poets and philosophers, and debated issues of politics and religion. Henry had loved that about Anne, back when he was pursuing her, that she had challenged and teased him.

• 2:45Dana Schwartz?

  But he found those qualities far less compelling in a wife. Henry VIII did Anne one kindness in her beheading. He had brought in the hangman of Calais, known for his skill and accuracy with the sword, to do her decapitation, to liberate her head from her neck in one smooth motion, instead of the typical Englishman with an axe, who was known to sometimes take two, or even three swings, to get the job done. The five men accused of being Anne's lovers, had been executed by Englishmen. Back when Henry was in love with Anne, he disposed of his loyal wife for 24 years, and completely overthrew the foundation of religion in England along the way.

• 3:30Dana Schwartz?

  It was all for the promise of being with Anne, and for the promise of the son that she would bear him. When that son didn't come, obsession soured in Henry, into something corrosive and hateful. It would cost Anne her life. She had played the game well enough, masterfully really, to become a queen, but in the end, there was nothing she could do, to save her own life. I'm Dana Schwartz, and this is Noble Blood.

• 4:09Dana Schwartz?

  Quando Anne Boleyn descobriu que a primeira esposa de Henry, Catherine de Aragon, morria, Anne respirava com uma mistura de sorridente e de alegria. Como líder da Igreja de Inglaterra, Henry tinha oficialmente declarado-se divorciado de Catherine, e ele tinha casado Anne. Mas Catherine ainda se chamava a rainha de Inglaterra. E, tanto que Anne não gostava de admiti-la, o povo amava Catherine. Elas gritavam com a Anne nas ruas, chamava-a "a mulher de Henry de gola". Mas agora que Catherine estava morta, não havia mais confusão. Havia uma rainha de Inglaterra, uma esposa de Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn. Anne tinha entranado Henry quando voltou de uma infância na corte francesa,

• 4:54Dana Schwartz?

  impressionando imediatamente os ingleses com sua astuta e coragem de fatores franceses e sua supostamente enlouquecida repartoria de desenho sexual. Quando Anne chegou, toda a glamour e a promessa fresca, Henry VIII estava enfrentando o grande problema de sua esposa, Catherine. Depois de duas décadas de casamento e meia dúzia de desfalques, Catherine estava entrando na menopaus, tendo dado a Henry apenas uma filha. A dynasty de Tudor, iniciada apenas pelo pai de Henry, precisava de filhos se continuasse a sobreviver. Sem uma linha clara de sucessão, Inglaterra poderia novamente ser plungida em uma guerra civil miserável. Mas quais eram as opções de Henry?

• 5:39Dana Schwartz?

  A esposa espanhola era poderosa e conectada. O seu neto era o rei romano santo, que tinha o Vatican debaixo de sua mão. Mas se tudo estava suposto a funcionar com Catherine, se tudo estava tão perfeito, então por que Deus não lhes dava um filho? Essa era a voz enlouquecida no final da cabeça de Henry. Depois de tudo, Catherine tinha sido casada primeiro ao irmão do Henry, Arthur, por seis meses, até que Arthur morreu de doença de sweina. A Bíblia não proibia casar a esposa do irmão? Catherine havia jurado que o casamento nunca tinha sido consumido, e o Vatican oferecia dispensação especial. Mas o que se passava se ela estava mentindo?

• 6:20Dana Schwartz?

  O que se passava se essa fosse a razão pela qual Deus estava ofendendo Henry pela falta de filhos? E então Anne apareceu, flirmando, fazendo Henry sentir uma maneira que ele não podia lembrar de sentir por muito tempo. He was still in his 30s, vital. With a new wife, he could have a dozen sons. Although he begged Anne, she refused to be his royal mistress, refused to even sleep with him unless they were married. “Unless you divorce Catherine and marry me,” Anne said. Catherine of Aragon was banished to a remote palace and told she was no longer queen. Henry declared himself head of the Church of England. While the nation protested and hurled insults at Anne,

• 7:05Dana Schwartz?

  Henry married her in a secret ceremony. Within months, she was pregnant. All of Henry’s advisors, all of the doctors and the soothsayers, said that this would be the son he was waiting for. The boy that would show that God was pleased with him and that he made the right choice.

• 7:27Dana Schwartz?

  When the doctor nervously announced that Queen Anne had given birth to a healthy baby girl, Henry couldn’t hide his disdain or his anger. But Anne loved her daughter, the little girl they named Elizabeth. Anne played with her, dangling fingers over her bassinet, cooing at her beautiful daughter with golden curls. Anne knew that there was still time for her to have a son, still time for her to secure her position, even if Henry’s eye had already begun to wander while Anne was on bedrest for her pregnancy. While Catherine of Aragon had diplomatically turned a blind eye to Henry’s philandering, Anne became furious.

• 8:10Dana Schwartz?

  She was jealous and hot-headed with a biting tongue that never demurred from a fight, but also Catherine had been born and raised a princess. Anne had once been a commoner. She had been a lady in waiting who caught Henry’s eye and usurped a queen, and so she was perfectly aware that the exact same thing could happen to her. Nothing protected her, except the possibility of a son.

• 8:40Dana Schwartz?

  Anne got pregnant again, and the court instantly began celebrating. When she miscarried, just three months later, it was so embarrassing that it wasn't publicly announced, just a shameful whisper that circulated amongst the court, starting with the woman who had changed Anne's bed sheets. Henry and Anne both believed what everyone believed back in the 1500s, that a miscarriage was a failure on the part of the woman, a sign of God's ultimate displeasure. The next miscarriage too was another tightly kept secret, and the third was so well-hidden that it's impossible to trace when it actually occurred.

• 9:21Dana Schwartz?

  By the time Catherine of Aragon finally died, Anne was well aware that she was carrying what could very well be her final hope. Anne and Henry had been married for three years, but already he had stopped coming to her bedroom. He ignored her when he could, spending most of his time doting on one of Anne's own ladies, Jane Seymour. Plain, obedient, soft-spoken Jane Seymour, the exact opposite of Anne in every conceivable way. Henry, newly besotted, gave Jane Seymour a locket containing his portrait. Jane made the mistake of wearing it and flicking it open and shut like a schoolgirl in love.

• 10:03Dana Schwartz?

  When Anne entered the room and saw the necklace, she ripped it off Jane's neck with so much force that Anne's fingers bled. The country already hated Anne, and she had made powerful enemies in court by pulling Henry away from Catherine and away from the Catholic Church. Anne had very few cards left to play. The only thing keeping her in power was the child in her belly, and Henry's love for her, and that seemed to be diminishing every day. Neither Henry nor Anne attended Catherine of Aragon's funeral, where she was laid to rest, not with the title of former queen, but of dowager princess. That exact day, miles away, Anne Boleyn miscarried a baby boy.

• 10:53Dana Schwartz?

  Reports at the time say that the cold, still, tiny boy was perfect and beautiful. Years later, people would write that it was misshapen, that it had physical deformities, evidence of its mother committing some truly awful sin: adultery, incest, or witchcraft. But at the time, there didn't need to be any further proof. The son that could have saved her life was dead, and Anne Boleyn's fate was sealed. Anne's behavior became panicked and erratic. The man who had once been so wildly in love with her, he overthrew the entire religious foundation of a nation, was now writing love letters to another woman.

• 11:38Dana Schwartz?

  Henry had stopped coming to her bed. She was the queen, but she was also becoming increasingly aware of what a precarious position that was when her king was Henry VIII. Anne engaged one of the king's close friends, Sir Henry Norris, one afternoon to ask him why he was still unmarried. Anne's flirtation was normal, expected even of a queen. A queen was meant to be beloved by all the knightly men of a kingdom, to inspire love and loyalty in them. But when Sir Henry Norris demurred, Anne continued, pressing closer to him in the hallway than might have been prudent.

• 12:18Dana Schwartz?

  "I think," Anne purred, "that you're waiting to marry a rich widow. You look for dead men's shoes." "Is that so?" Sir Henry Norris replied, smiling just a little bit. Anne looked into his eyes. "I think if something were to happen to the king, you would look to marry me." Sir Henry Norris's smile disappeared. "To even think such a thing would cost me my head," he said. Anne had crossed the line from courtly flirtation to outright treason. It was a good thing, Anne thought, as she returned to her chamber that night, that no one had heard them. Another night, one of Anne Boleyn's ladies-in-waiting, Lady Wooster,

• 13:03Dana Schwartz?

  spent a banquet drinking slightly too much wine and dancing slightly too close to one or two eligible men. The next day, Lady Wooster's brother confronted her and told her that she needed to stop her behavior before her reputation was ruined. Lady Wooster just laughed. "If you think I'm bad," she said, "I'm nothing compared to the Queen. Anne has men in her bedchamber late at night all the time, including a certain Mark Smeaton." Smeaton was a court musician, and Lady Wooster wasn't the only one who noticed that Anne seemed to particularly enjoy his company. Within days of the conversation between Lady Wooster and her brother,

• 13:44Dana Schwartz?

  Mark Smeaton was taken in for questioning by the King's Chief Minister, Thomas Cromwell. We don't know what happened behind closed doors, whether Smeaton was tortured or coerced. He might have even been telling the truth. It's impossible to know, but Mark Smeaton confessed to Thomas Cromwell that he had slept with Queen Anne Boleyn on three separate occasions. Anne Boleyn was arrested while she was watching a tennis match and brought to a dim room where she was interrogated by three men on charges of adultery and treason. They asked her about Mark Smeaton. Anne was completely baffled and indignant.

• 14:26Dana Schwartz?

  She denied ever sleeping with anyone except her husband, the King. They asked about the conversation she had had with Sir Henry Norris. This time Anne sputtered a little, but still, her point was clear: she hadn't sinned against the King. The three men interrogating her were stony-faced and cruel, completely unmoved. "Her lovers had already confessed," they told her. Anne was escorted back to her chamber. She and her ladies sat down to a silent dinner. None of Anne's ladies made eye contact with her. The few servants standing nearby barely managed to conceal her tears.

• 15:11Dana Schwartz?

  That very afternoon, Anne was brought to the Tower of London. She was given no time to pack clothes or any personal belongings, and though she begged to say goodbye to her daughter Elizabeth, the guards pretended not to hear her.

• 15:29Dana Schwartz?

  Most criminals were brought to the Tower in the middle of the night. Anne was brought by barge down the River Thames in broad daylight, with crowds gawking at her and shouting as she went by. Anne begged to see the King. If she could see Henry face to face, if she could just talk to him, she could charm him like she had before. She could remind him of his love for her. He must have some tiny ounce of affection for her left in his heart. Anne didn't know that she and Henry would never lay eyes on each other ever again. At 5:00 PM, she arrived at the Tower of London, dazed and terrified. “Am I to be put in the dungeons?” she said. The guard shook his head.

• 16:13Dana Schwartz?

  Anne was to be brought to the royal apartments, the very same rooms that she had stayed in the night before her coronation. The rooms had been unused since. Hearing that, Anne flung herself onto the cobblestones. “It is too good for me,” she sobbed. A cannon on the Tower wharf thundered. It was the sound that rang when a person of nobility was brought to be imprisoned in the fortress. It echoed through the city, causing excitement and speculation. King Henry, deep inside the palace, didn't hear it. He wouldn't make another public appearance until after Anne was dead and buried.

• 16:58Dana Schwartz?

  The man in charge of Anne's custody while she was in the Tower of London was a former knight named Sir William Kingston. Kingston was tall and in his youth had been a strong and triumphant jouster, even facing off against the King. He had been devoted to Queen Catherine throughout his long career, but even so, during Anne's imprisonment, he would only ever treat her with courtesy and kindness. All of Anne's servants had been dismissed, replaced by five new ladies, all spies, who were tasked with asking Anne about her alleged lovers and her treasonous conversations, and then reporting back her answers to Thomas Cromwell. But Anne never said anything incriminating.

• 17:41Dana Schwartz?

  Instead, her spies just reported that her mood shifted wildly from retching sobs to ecstatic laughter. Sometimes Anne would just burst out laughing and say that history would remember her as Anne the Headless. My innocence will save me, won't it? I am innocent, and so the law will save me, Anne thought. Maybe Henry was just testing her. He loved her, didn't he? Even if he had tired of her, he probably wouldn't kill her. Anne was accused of adultery with five men, including her own brother. Even though all of the men, with the exception of Mark Smeaton, had proclaimed their innocence, the number was a calculated move on the part of Thomas Cromwell and the king.

• 18:25Dana Schwartz?

  One man could be a mistake, but Anne being accused of intimacy with five men? The accusation alone cemented her guilt. When Anne was called to her tribunal to stand before the jury of twenty-six men and listen to the allegations against her, she didn't dress like she was walking to her death sentence. Instead, Anne wore a black velvet gown and a red petticoat, as if she were dressed to be awarded a medal at some noble ceremony. She wasn't allowed to bring any witnesses or have any legal counsel. All Anne could do was continue to proclaim her innocence, to offer the best defense she could, speaking with the eloquence and the intelligence that Henry had once fallen

• 19:10Dana Schwartz?

  in love with. Never before in English history had a queen been sentenced to death. Henry was just trying to scare her, Anne thought, trying to soothe herself to stave off the panic. Maybe she would just be banished. The Duke of Norfolk had tears in his eyes when he read out the sentence. Anne was his niece, his own sister's child. Some might have thought that he was crying in grief or pity. Really, though, it was more likely he was crying for his own lost honor and status. He read aloud. "For offending our sovereign, the king, in committing treason against his person, Anne

• 19:55Dana Schwartz?

  Bolin is sentenced to be burned within the Tower of London on the Green, or else to have her head cut off."

• 20:04Dana Schwartz?

  Anne's expression didn't change when they read her sentence. She lifted her eyes to the sky, but she didn't cry. She maintained her innocence. "I am ready to greet death," she said finally. "I am just sorry for the others who are innocent and the king's loyal subjects, that they should share my fate and die because of me." Kingston escorted Anne back to her chambers, and Anne asked to see a priest so that she could confess. The Archbishop of Canterbury arrived to take Anne's final confession. Anne was already sentenced to death. There was nothing she could lose in confessing her sins now. And Anne knew that if she told a lie in confession,

• 20:47Dana Schwartz?

  she would be damning her soul to eternal torment. She confessed to jealousy, but nothing else. The Archbishop asked if she was sure she was done. Anne lowered her head. "God knows that I have not sinned against him in any other way." Anne watched from her window as all five men, including her own brother, were beheaded on the Tower Green. There were whispers that Henry had put her in those rooms specifically so that she could see those deaths. Anne's own death was still a ways away. They were specifically constructing a new scaffolding for her so more crowds could gather and see their fallen queen end in a rush of blood.

• 21:31Dana Schwartz?

  Anne turned away from the construction she could see from the window. "I wish all of this was over, that the pain would just be finished already," she said to Kingston. Kingston softly replied that he believed that when the end finally came, there would be no pain.

• 21:50Dana Schwartz?

  And when that day finally came, Kingston helped Anne up the wooden steps to the stage on the Green, accompanied by four ladies. The ladies helped Anne to undress her neck, taking off her headdress and the small white fur cloak she wore, a symbol of royalty. They gathered Anne's hair in a linen cap so it wouldn't get in the way of a sword. Anne whispered to her ladies and asked them to pray for her. Unlike in an axe beheading, a decapitation by sword requires the victim to kneel very tall, upright on both knees. Anne took the position with as much grace as she could, but there was still fear in her eyes.

• 22:33Dana Schwartz?

  Anne knew she had to keep very still if the death was to be quick. But she kept looking around, terrified for the moment when the man with the sword would make his attack. “Madam, do not fear,” the swordman said. “I will wait until you are ready.” Anne said a few words before her death to the crowd below, the nearly 2,000 Englishmen who had gathered for the spectacle. She accepted death, reasserted her innocence once more, and asked for the good people to pray for Henry and those who were sending her to death. While Anne was looking away, the swordsman pulled his blade from a pile of straw

• 23:16Dana Schwartz?

  where it had been hidden so Anne wouldn’t see. He wore no shoes so that his step would be silent, so that when he came up behind Anne, she wouldn’t hear him. And then, in one stroke, her head was gone, fallen in a bloody mass into the pile of straw and sawdust, waiting to welcome it. One of Anne’s ladies threw a white handkerchief over the head, and the crowd watched as it slowly dappled with red blood. The Queen of England was dead. Eleven days later, Henry VIII married Anne’s lady-in-waiting, Jane Seymour.

• 24:03Dana Schwartz?

  That’s the story of Anne Boleyn's death. Stick around after a brief sponsor break to hear a little bit about Anne’s afterlife.

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• 27:17Dana Schwartz?

  Anne Boleyn is one of the most famous and enigmatic figures in English history. And she's also one of England's most ubiquitous ghosts. According to a Victorian legend, on certain nights, if you're on the road toward Blickling Hall in Norfolk, where Anne was born, you might see a carriage pass by. If you happen to look inside, you'll see Anne bathed in a red glow and wearing a pure white dress, holding her head gently in her lap. The moment that the carriage arrives at the front of the house, it vanishes into mist. Anne can arrive at her destination, but she can't stay.

• 28:01Dana Schwartz?

  Alison Weir has written extensively about Anne Boleyn and the myths and rumors surrounding her death. And so I defer to her expertise on the subject of Anne's ghosts, on which she writes, "As a historian, I make no further comment on the veracity of these stories." Or the existence of ghosts.

• 28:27Dana Schwartz?

  Noble Blood is a production of iHeart Radio and Grim and Mild from Aaron Mankey. Noble Blood is hosted by me, Dana Schwartz, with additional writing and research by Hannah Johnston, Hannah Zwick, Courtney Sender, Amy Height, and Giulia Milani. The show is edited and produced by Jesse Funk with supervising producer Reema Ilkayali and executive producers Aaron Mankey, Trevor Young, and Matt Frederick. For more podcasts from iHeart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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• 29:47Dana Schwartz?

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