Jillian Bell asks about songs in space

The hilarious Jillian Bell (Brittany Runs A Marathon, Kinda Pregnant, Summer of '69) asks Handsome an explosively funny question on this week's episode! Plus: the de-puffer returns, Tig cracks some egg jokes, and the Handsome hosts sing a medley for the ages. Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Fortune Feimster?

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• 0:04Mae Martin?

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• 0:17Tig Notaro?

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• 0:34Mae Martin?

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• 0:47Fortune Feimster?

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• 1:03Mae Martin?

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• 2:18Tig Notaro?

  Welcome to the handsome pod. It is your dear friend Tig Notaro.

• 2:25Mae Martin?

  And your dear friend Mavis Martin.

• 2:27Fortune Feimster?

  And your dear friend Fortune Bimser and Biggie.

• 2:36Fortune Feimster?

  I just woke him up for that. He's like

• 2:38Tig Notaro?

  Wait, he was asleep and you pulled him?

• 2:42Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, he, he was asleep for like a minute.

• 2:45Tig Notaro?

  And I'm the villain for calling him what he is?

• 2:48Fortune Feimster?

  He, he, he can fall asleep in seconds. He'll be asleep again in two minutes. Don't worry.

• 2:53Tig Notaro?

  Oh, to be Biggie. I mean, I can fall asleep quickly, but I cannot stay that way.

• 2:58Fortune Feimster?

  I'll, I'll wake him up again and a little bit later in the pod to see. We'll check in on him.

• 3:03Tig Notaro?

  All right. Good to know.

• 3:04Mae Martin?

  I could not sleep last night and I tried your, oh, my vaguely my memory Tig, you said all you do is like six deep breaths or something like that.

• 3:13Tig Notaro?

  I do three.

• 3:14Mae Martin?

  So easy. Three and that's it?

• 3:17Tig Notaro?

  Well, it's not just three deep breaths. It's, and I don't know if this is right or wrong for breathing techniques, but this is one I was taught and I do it. Um, as soon as I'm ready to fall asleep, I, I do a deep inhale through my nose and then I pause and then continue the deep inhale. So, and, and then hold three seconds. So it's like this.

• 3:43Mae Martin?

  Tig's counting.

• 3:44Tig Notaro?

  And then exhale very slowly, like you are really, really slowly exhaling as slowly as possible.

• 3:57Mae Martin?

  Okay. I'm going to try that next time.

• 3:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. So you're having trouble sleeping?

• 4:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I mean, I was listening to horrific true crime podcasts right up till I got in bed. So that's part of it. And then I tried the breathing and then

• 4:08Tig Notaro?

  That's a good idea.

• 4:09Mae Martin?

  I don't know if you remember Fortune talking about the De Puffer.

• 4:14Fortune Feimster?

  You got it.

• 4:15Mae Martin?

  This is Fortune was using the De Puffer and I was like, I'm getting it. I got it as soon as we got off the pod. You got yours. De Puffer. And so this is like, it's like a facial.

• 4:26Fortune Feimster?

  Influenced.

• 4:28Mae Martin?

  A hundred percent influence. This is like a facial.

• 4:30Fortune Feimster?

  Used it yet?

• 4:31Mae Martin?

  Yes, I did it last night in bed.

• 4:33Fortune Feimster?

  What do you think?

• 4:34Mae Martin?

  I did it on the hot setting. This is like a facial massaging wand.

• 4:38Fortune Feimster?

  Not a vibrator.

• 4:39Tig Notaro?

  Boy, is this a two against one.

• 4:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 4:42Mae Martin?

  Look at this.

• 4:43Fortune Feimster?

  I think you go hot first and then cold. I just wanted to relax.

• 4:47Tig Notaro?

  You just described my personality to a T. Um, okay. So Fortune and May are a real YouTube dream right now. A real YouTube dream. They are claiming these are not, um.

• 5:01Fortune Feimster?

  These really, it's really not a sponsored ad. It's just.

• 5:05Tig Notaro?

  They are also claiming it's not a vibrator.

• 5:07Fortune Feimster?

  It's also not a vibrator, but it very much looks like one, right, Biggie? But it is. De puffer. It's a de puffer. Hey. You got a de puffer.

• 5:17Mae Martin?

  It doesn't vibrate. It just gets hot and cold.

• 5:20Fortune Feimster?

  But like immediately.

• 5:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's incredible.

• 5:23Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a beauty influencer, y'all.

• 5:25Tig Notaro?

  No, I know.

• 5:25Fortune Feimster?

  This is hot. I should put on, ah, guys, did I put on this before?

• 5:31Mae Martin?

  What is that?

• 5:32Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, you know, we had J Lo sponsor us at one point.

• 5:35Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, I feel like.

• 5:36Fortune Feimster?

  Biso bomb.

• 5:37Mae Martin?

  I've seen.

• 5:38Tig Notaro?

  Wait, did she drop out of?

• 5:39Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. Yeah.

• 5:41Tig Notaro?

  Why did she drop out?

• 5:43Fortune Feimster?

  She dropped.

• 5:44Tig Notaro?

  It wasn't believable.

• 5:45Fortune Feimster?

  There were enough lesbians buying.

• 5:49Tig Notaro?

  Wait, Thomas, why did J Lo drop out?

• 5:53Fortune Feimster?

  There were not enough lesbians buying J Lo's beauty products. Renewal, so. You know what? We got, we got a lifetime of memories.

• 6:02Tig Notaro?

  Did we?

• 6:03Fortune Feimster?

  And I have.

• 6:04Tig Notaro?

  Name one.

• 6:05Fortune Feimster?

  Name one memory.

• 6:07Mae Martin?

  So. This is one.

• 6:08Fortune Feimster?

  If you don't think that we don't stand by some of our products.

• 6:11Tig Notaro?

  My only memory now, my only memory now of J Lo is that she dropped out of sponsoring our

• 6:20Tig Notaro?

  gay faces.

• 6:21Fortune Feimster?

  As long as the bra companies stick with us. Come on, y'all.

• 6:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:25Fortune Feimster?

  No, don't leave us.

• 6:27Tig Notaro?

  We got your bras. We got your makeup.

• 6:29Fortune Feimster?

  Lesbians, we need y'all to continue buying beauty products.

• 6:33Tig Notaro?

  Now, to. Or at least start.

• 6:35Mae Martin?

  You're drinking. I can see what looks like an iced coffee, but I'm going to presume this is decaf?

• 6:39Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yeah. It is an iced decaf Americano.

• 6:44Fortune Feimster?

  You know what I'm doing for myself today?

• 6:46Mae Martin?

  What?

• 6:46Fortune Feimster?

  What's your girl?

• 6:48Tig Notaro?

  Girl, tell us.

• 6:49Fortune Feimster?

  I'm going to go get myself a, a nice coffee drink. And I'm gonna take Biggie and we're gonna sit on a bench somewhere and we're just gonna be.

• 6:59Tig Notaro?

  I say, hell yeah.

• 7:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 7:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 7:04Fortune Feimster?

  You ever do that? Just sit up? Sometimes I just go sit on the bench somewhere and I just.

• 7:09Tig Notaro?

  Where's your bench?

• 7:10Fortune Feimster?

  Listen to music. I have different places around.

• 7:13Tig Notaro?

  Is this one of those things where, you know, it feels very much like a, like a after school type movie that you would see where it's like, well, I haven't seen Fortune. Where is she? Well, you know, she's probably sitting on her bench.

• 7:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 7:26Tig Notaro?

  And then they go find you there and you're, you're having some deep thoughts.

• 7:30Fortune Feimster?

  I'm like, people really think I'm crazy. I will go find a bench in random places and just sit and be have no.

• 7:36Tig Notaro?

  That is the least crazy. That is, that's what you should be doing. Is there grass by your bench? Can you take your little?

• 7:43Fortune Feimster?

  Different benches. I don't have a bench.

• 7:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, right.

• 7:45Mae Martin?

  So it's not a bench that you bring with you that you wheel around?

• 7:49Fortune Feimster?

  There's, there's several ones. There's some ones in parks. There's ones at like one of those outdoor.

• 7:55Tig Notaro?

  No, I know where benches are. I wondered where your after school special bench was.

• 7:59Fortune Feimster?

  No, I don't do a buzz bench, but.

• 8:01Mae Martin?

  But that's like, what's crazy is that we feel the need to like document every second of our lives. Like it's so nice to just go be and not have to post a picture of you on your bench.

• 8:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:09Mae Martin?

  Not to have to be like, hey, you guys, I'm just be.

• 8:12Fortune Feimster?

  I'm just being. Hey, just being. Hashtag being.

• 8:15Tig Notaro?

  Here's what I think this is really great. Um, I think we can all agree Fortune could, could use some bench time with Biggie. And here is really what I'm gonna suggest. You go to your bench that's got grass. You take your little hooves off and you put your little toes in the grass.

• 8:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I like that.

• 8:34Tig Notaro?

  And you ground yourself.

• 8:36Fortune Feimster?

  I like that. That feels, that, the idea of that feels nice.

• 8:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:40Mae Martin?

  TMZ is like comedian Fortune Feimster falls on hard times barefoot at a bench for hours.

• 8:47Mae Martin?

  Friends concerned.

• 8:48Tig Notaro?

  I'm like, it's self-care. Leave me alone.

• 8:51Mae Martin?

  I went on a, on, on Easter Sunday, I went on a hike up to like Griffith Park Observatory.

• 8:56Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:57Mae Martin?

  And I found a nice bench there looking out over the thing. And up there, there was like, someone had made like a circle of stones, like a meditation. It was like a-

• 9:04Tig Notaro?

  It was probably fortune.

• 9:05Mae Martin?

  It was probably fortune. Did you make a spiral?

• 9:07Fortune Feimster?

  Bench visit.

• 9:08Tig Notaro?

  That's her bench and she don't want to tell you.

• 9:10Fortune Feimster?

  They've got benches on those hikes. I've done those.

• 9:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah. In the middle of this spiral of stones, people had left like little offerings, like a marble, a crystal. This is my kind of vibe, right? So I left um, a penny that I found and then I left a little note with a poem on it and I hid it under a rock.

• 9:26Tig Notaro?

  Oh, well, I love that there's a spiral because quite possibly people that are in spirals are going there to spend time to clear the rhines.

• 9:34Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:35Mae Martin?

  Exactly. And the spiral is a powerful, like gee, like presence in the, in the world, like you see, you know, like snail shells, like this patterns in nature, right? Or you see these whales that are just making spiral patterns with their air bubbles in the ocean and they're like perfect spirals. Like, yeah, anyway.

• 9:54Tig Notaro?

  If my um, memory serves me, which it typically doesn't, that is the layout of Paris, right? Is like a, a, a shell, a, a snail shell.

• 10:06Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 10:07Tig Notaro?

  I think so. Thomas, are you looking it up?

• 10:10Fortune Feimster?

  You know where I need to go sit on a bench is in Paris.

• 10:13Mae Martin?

  Oh, man, yeah.

• 10:14Tig Notaro?

  Can we come?

• 10:15Fortune Feimster?

  Please, I would love to go to Paris.

• 10:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Fortune Feimster?

  Have you been? Uh, many times, but I would love to go back. Maybe I'll go this summer.

• 10:22Mae Martin?

  The twenty arrondissements are arranged in the form of a clockwise spiral, often linked to a snail shell, starting from the middle of the city of Paris, uh, with the first on the right bank, in brackets, north bank of the Seine.

• 10:37Tig Notaro?

  Nice. Tig fact, dig fact.

• 10:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Love that.

• 10:43Tig Notaro?

  I was, I was cycling in Paris. I did, I used to do long distance cycling and, and I was, I was training for a five day trip where I was doing 50 to 100 miles a day. So I went, I went to France to train and, and flew into Paris. And my first night there, I went on a bike ride and I got completely lost. And I kept telling myself, just keep the Eiffel Tower in sight. But that didn't help at all. I could see the Eiffel Tower, but I didn't know where the hell I was or where I was going. And this was before there were cell phones and GPS and all that. Maybe

• 11:23Tig Notaro?

  there were cell phones, but you know, only billionaires had them. And, and so I got lost and this guy picked me up and put my bike in the back of his car and he didn't really speak English at all, but he somehow got me back to where I was staying. And what he explained to me was this whole snail thing of the layout of, of Paris.

• 11:47Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 11:48Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 11:49Mae Martin?

  And those were the days. No, no maps, no Google Maps. And you just throw in your bike in the back of some guy's truck.

• 11:55Tig Notaro?

  And hope nobody kills you.

• 11:57Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 11:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 11:58Fortune Feimster?

  When I lived in Europe in 22, oh, oh, two, I would sleep in these chamber rooms and hostels with complete strangers.

• 12:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:07Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, me and this man shared a room in Germany and I'm like, I don't know this guy. That could, I could be murdered, but you just did it.

• 12:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. You can be murdered in your own home, but let's not go into that.

• 12:20Fortune Feimster?

  That is a hard cold fact. Thank you, sir.

• 12:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 12:23Fortune Feimster?

  Remind me.

• 12:24Mae Martin?

  I actually just got a bunch of security cameras. I've been living fast and loose. Like I had, I, my gate was broken. I had no security cameras. I kept losing my key. And then now I've got a baseball bat under my bed and I got security. Well, everyone said I should.

• 12:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, why not?

• 12:40Tig Notaro?

  Are you inviting a lot of strangers back to your house?

• 12:43Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 12:45Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, I never heard. I think we have bear spray somewhere.

• 12:48Mae Martin?

  Do you really?

• 12:48Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 12:49Mae Martin?

  I have this wooden.

• 12:50Fortune Feimster?

  Spray.

• 12:51Mae Martin?

  Like a wooden baseball bat. And then they said, oh, you should put a sock over it. So if you get, if the person tries to grab it. Oh, I already said this. Okay.

• 12:58Tig Notaro?

  Well, I didn't know that you were really gearing up for a massive attack, but I, I do remember you mentioning putting a sock over a baseball bat. And that's a really good idea.

• 13:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:12Fortune Feimster?

  But safety first.

• 13:14Tig Notaro?

  But now everybody knows when they break into your house.

• 13:19Fortune Feimster?

  They're like, I know not to grab that baseball bat.

• 13:21Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. And I want to remind people, my really good defense of like getting on your back and just kicking wildly. Like if anybody's coming at you, and I do think that comes from my childhood when my brother would attack me. I would just get on my back and.

• 13:40Fortune Feimster?

  I took one semester of karate. Uh, in college because I think I had to have a credit in something. And um, I did learn some pretty good skills. I did learn how to break a guy's kneecap if needed.

• 13:56Tig Notaro?

  Oh, how, how, how?

• 13:58Fortune Feimster?

  You have to kick down, kick out and down.

• 14:02Tig Notaro?

  But I don't know what that means. What do you mean?

• 14:04Fortune Feimster?

  I have to show you.

• 14:05Tig Notaro?

  Well, stand up because this is life. Come on, Fortune.

• 14:08Fortune Feimster?

  I, I don't have the room.

• 14:10Tig Notaro?

  You don't have pants on?

• 14:11Fortune Feimster?

  I don't have pants on.

• 14:13Mae Martin?

  Out and down. Okay. Yeah, I'll show you. I can picture that. So you're hitting it from the top on an angle.

• 14:18Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, our next live record, I'll show you how to do it.

• 14:20Mae Martin?

  Next live record, you break Tig's kneecaps.

• 14:23Fortune Feimster?

  And I broke, I broke um, a wooden thing with my foot as well.

• 14:29Tig Notaro?

  Would you just call it maybe wood?

• 14:31Mae Martin?

  You know what?

• 14:31Fortune Feimster?

  I would dig. Broke a piece of wood. A block of wood.

• 14:37Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 14:38Mae Martin?

  With your forehead would be really badass.

• 14:39Fortune Feimster?

  No, I know, but it was on my foot. You know how strong my gams are.

• 14:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Oh, boy, do we. How did you get those gams, by the way?

• 14:47Fortune Feimster?

  Um, my only guess is that they, I played sports my whole life. So I grew up playing soccer, softball, basketball and tennis.

• 14:57Tig Notaro?

  But I don't feel like Abby even has calves like that.

• 15:00Fortune Feimster?

  I played collegiate tennis all four years and collegiate soccer my senior year. So I ran all the time, but I don't know. I think part of it's genetics.

• 15:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Do you remember the, in, in sort of like college age, guys were really into crushing cans on their head? Like you, you finish the can and then you crush the can on their head. Is that still, do you think people still do that?

• 15:23Tig Notaro?

  I don't run around in that.

• 15:25Mae Martin?

  Not circle.

• 15:26Tig Notaro?

  Scene. Yeah, I really don't. I'm in bed by nine, but um.

• 15:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I've never done it either.

• 15:31Fortune Feimster?

  Me neither.

• 15:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 15:33Mae Martin?

  You ever done a keg stand?

• 15:34Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 15:35Tig Notaro?

  Do you not, do you really not know?

• 15:39Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you haven't.

• 15:40Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 15:42Fortune Feimster?

  Thomas.

• 15:43Mae Martin?

  Should I answer this?

• 15:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've done the keg stand.

• 15:46Tig Notaro?

  Tom, it's Marie.

• 15:48Fortune Feimster?

  Honestly, Tig, we don't know, like, in your past, there are some wild things you did do.

• 15:53Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh, I did wild things, but not alcohol or drug wild.

• 15:58Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, okay. I don't think we knew that.

• 16:00Mae Martin?

  You're like, you walked on train tracks, or you robbed a guy, or you.

• 16:04Tig Notaro?

  So wait, you're saying you don't know that I didn't have, like.

• 16:07Fortune Feimster?

  Like, in your younger, in your dyke days, when you had the, remember the, your okay dyke picture?

• 16:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you're saying I could have been jacked up on drugs and alcohol.

• 16:16Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't.

• 16:17Mae Martin?

  You could have done a keg stand.

• 16:18Fortune Feimster?

  I don't think you were jacked up on anything, but I didn't know how much you dabbled.

• 16:21Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. I think I was just jacked up on gayness, but I, um.

• 16:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you were pretty gay.

• 16:28Tig Notaro?

  I didn't, um, I didn't really drink alcohol until, maybe till I was thirty. I mean, of course, I had had a drink here and there, but I didn't casually drink alcohol till I was thirty. I think it was mainly because I was dating somebody that drank more than casually. She drank way more than casually.

• 16:53Fortune Feimster?

  So you had to be in charge?

• 16:55Tig Notaro?

  Not just in charge, it was more so I was drinking to make our.

• 17:02Fortune Feimster?

  Relationship work.

• 17:03Tig Notaro?

  Relationship make sense.

• 17:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 17:04Tig Notaro?

  And, um, and then after that, uh, yeah, whatever, who cares? But, um, no, I don't have any, I, I think like once a year, and I really don't even, really even drink a drink even anymore, but, um, maybe.

• 17:22Mae Martin?

  We've seen you have a sip of whiskey here and there. I see, you know, we went out, you had a margarita one time.

• 17:28Tig Notaro?

  In the past, like, six months, I would say it's, I, I've stopped.

• 17:33Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 17:33Tig Notaro?

  Even, even a little sip of whiskey or a margarita or something, but, um.

• 17:38Mae Martin?

  I feel like it's probably so many comedians have done this joke that it's hack, but it did happen to me. So I will say that on Easter, I had ordered. Food delivery. And so I got a notification on my phone from Uber Eats that said, Jesus is on the way. That was pretty good.

• 17:53Tig Notaro?

  And it was on Easter?

• 17:54Mae Martin?

  It was on Easter. Yeah, yeah. The driver was called Jesus.

• 17:58Tig Notaro?

  Risen. I thought you were gonna say the joke that I made, which I I'm sure I'm not the first. But we were going to

• 18:10Tig Notaro?

  an Easter egg hunt with Max and Finn and and somebody said something about the the egg hunt. What time, what time is the egg hunt start? And I said, Well, hasn't that been our entire last year, huh? Hunting for eggs. Hello.

• 18:28Mae Martin?

  What?

• 18:29Tig Notaro?

  Yep. Eggs are hard to come by because, you know, have you not heard about this?

• 18:33Mae Martin?

  They're expensive and the bird flu. Oh, I thought you were talking about like a fertility thing.

• 18:39Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 18:40Mae Martin?

  Wow. I was like, oh, you're trying to freeze your eggs.

• 18:43Tig Notaro?

  It wasn't a great joke. No, no offense.

• 18:46Mae Martin?

  Thank you.

• 18:46Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, Marie, you don't think that was a good joke? That we've all been hunting for eggs?

• 18:53Mae Martin?

  I have not been hunting for, they're on the shelves.

• 18:56Tig Notaro?

  Sometimes they're not, though. Sometimes they're not.

• 19:03Tig Notaro?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I've got a little snack with me before I leave the house. My stomach and I are grumbling. I thought I'd be able to grab a bite in between meetings, but now it's getting late and I could really use a candy bar.

• 19:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 19:31Tig Notaro?

  The handsome hollybob season is fast approaching and I'm realizing that we haven't hosted friends and family for a few months. Looking around my home, it's in need of a bit of a festive refresh. For all things hosting, Wayfair delivers high-quality, customer-trusted products for your home so you can host and celebrate without the stress.

• 19:53Fortune Feimster?

  Wayfair helps you create a home that stands up to real life with quality products, great value, and trusted reviews. Products are hand-vetted by a product specialist using a 10-point quality inspection. They've got options for every style and budget. I'm more into the classic holiday look with multicolor bulbs, tinsel, you name it. Wayfair has all of that. I use Wayfair to decorate my fireplace this season, and it looks so cozy and festive. I love everything. I've gotten on Wayfair, and I know you will too.

• 20:22Tig Notaro?

  When refreshing your home this holiday season, Wayfair delivers exactly what you need. Head to wayfair.com to shop all things home. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R dot com.

• 20:38Fortune Feimster?

  There's nothing quite like having pieces in your closet you love and know that you can count on for any occasion, except maybe giving someone else that same feeling. This holiday season, Quince is where I'm finding those pieces. Quince makes elevated everyday essentials using premium materials like Mongolian cashmere, organic cotton, and premium stretch denim.

• 20:58Tig Notaro?

  Let me tell you about my jeans. I got a pair of the Luna Stretch Slim Straight Jeans for only 50 bucks compared to that $235. Compare that to $235 at traditional retail. They're quickly turning into my favorite thing to cover my legs with. I'm gonna pick up some more pairs because Quince has tons of color options as well.

• 21:23Fortune Feimster?

  Give the gift of quality this holiday season. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers or go to quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns, now available in Canada and the UK too. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was handsome. It's the best way to support the show. They're, they're coming back, but there was a, there was a moment there where they were very hard to find.

• 21:48Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I'm not hunting for them. Thank you. So my joke was stellar.

• 21:54Mae Martin?

  It would be funny if, if you and Stephanie got a babysitter for Max and Finn so that you guys could go to an Easter egg hunt. That'd be funny.

• 22:00Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 22:01Fortune Feimster?

  Easter is so much more fun when you have a child.

• 22:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's really not a thing if you don't.

• 22:06Fortune Feimster?

  When you don't have a child, you're like, I mean, you celebrate Jesus, you celebrate Jesus and all that stuff for sure.

• 22:12Tig Notaro?

  I disagree with the fun thing because my friend Beth, it is her favorite holiday. And before we had Max and Finn as adult, and, and Beth and I are like friends from way back, we, we, we, we times. And she organizes and used to organize adult egg hunts.

• 22:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that's fun.

• 22:36Tig Notaro?

  And we had so much fun. So how dare you say it's only fun with a kid? We would have, we would have a whole brunch and we would all get a basket and.

• 22:45Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I love that.

• 22:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it was so fun. And then Max and Finn came along and now we just transferred it over to them and it's just.

• 22:53Fortune Feimster?

  Start organizing more social things.

• 22:56Tig Notaro?

  Let's do it.

• 22:56Mae Martin?

  Say the word, say the word.

• 22:58Fortune Feimster?

  I'll, I'll get into my social phase this summer.

• 23:01Tig Notaro?

  Yes, you will. Yeah, you will.

• 23:03Mae Martin?

  Activities though, like activities are where it's at for me. That's what'll get me out.

• 23:07Fortune Feimster?

  We're gonna be social butterflies this summer.

• 23:09Mae Martin?

  Yes, I'm down.

• 23:10Fortune Feimster?

  You, you know what also I want to do since the love of tap dancing has, has come to the forefront even more?

• 23:17Mae Martin?

  Mm hmm. Yeah.

• 23:19Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I want to go, I want to take a, like a, a tap class for real, but I feel like they only do it for children. So I wanted to, I wanted.

• 23:28Mae Martin?

  Guys.

• 23:29Tig Notaro?

  I already have a dance instructor ready to teach us here in LA.

• 23:32Fortune Feimster?

  That's true, but I also want to go to a kid's tap dancing class.

• 23:36Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 23:36Fortune Feimster?

  My kids.

• 23:37Tig Notaro?

  Let's talk about this weird.

• 23:39Fortune Feimster?

  Cause then we'll all be learning at the same pace.

• 23:43Mae Martin?

  Well, my suggestion is that, cause that amazing dance teacher from our live show.

• 23:49Fortune Feimster?

  She's gonna wanna teach us buffoons.

• 23:51Mae Martin?

  Well, she, she's been like DM me some suggestions of classes. What if we all pay her an exorbitant amount of money to do a private class, just the three of us? It's a big ask for her.

• 24:00Tig Notaro?

  She lives in Austin.

• 24:01Fortune Feimster?

  And also she's a major choreographer.

• 24:04Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 24:04Fortune Feimster?

  And you know, we're, we test patience.

• 24:07Tig Notaro?

  But I need to go back to Fortune saying, we would all learn at the same level, even if you're not a small child.

• 24:14Fortune Feimster?

  Cause a small child is learning the basics very slowly. And I think we need that.

• 24:19Tig Notaro?

  Okay, but we are too, so we're still learning at that same level. It's, but we can get a private.

• 24:26Fortune Feimster?

  Are there adult classes that teach at that level?

• 24:28Tig Notaro?

  I'm telling you.

• 24:29Fortune Feimster?

  I had to join the seven year olds.

• 24:31Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie, listen to me. We, I have an instructor.

• 24:35Fortune Feimster?

  Also, wouldn't that be funny?

• 24:36Tig Notaro?

  And we could have dance recitals? Okay, but Fortune.

• 24:40Fortune Feimster?

  I need a child to.

• 24:41Tig Notaro?

  I have a dance instructor that will teach us a private lesson, the three of us.

• 24:46Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 24:47Tig Notaro?

  And so we can have our own recital and we will do that.

• 24:50Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, invite our friends?

• 24:52Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 24:52Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 24:53Fortune Feimster?

  Yes. Yes. Do it.

• 24:55Mae Martin?

  I love that. It is so hard for us to even schedule doing this podcast.

• 25:00Fortune Feimster?

  To record.

• 25:01Mae Martin?

  But I feel like we will make the time if this is, like, I will do that.

• 25:05Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 25:06Mae Martin?

  By the way, I have a friend who told me that, um, her parents love Easter and, and love the aesthetic and they're always like, like their internet password is Easter bunny and stuff like that.

• 25:16Tig Notaro?

  My God.

• 25:16Mae Martin?

  And then her and her siblings were sitting around and they were like, wait, we're all born in January. That means we were all conceived around Easter time. And they brought this to the parents and they were like, yeah, well, your father worked a lot and that was the one day off was Easter. And they're like, what? So this whole time, like the internet password is Easter bunny? And this is all a reference to how you guys bone every Easter?

• 25:37Fortune Feimster?

  Doing it like bunnies.

• 25:38Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 25:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 25:39Fortune Feimster?

  Look at that.

• 25:40Tig Notaro?

  Doing it like bunnies.

• 25:41Fortune Feimster?

  That's a real, that is a real love of Easter.

• 25:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:44Tig Notaro?

  And the Lord.

• 25:46Mae Martin?

  And the Lord bless you and keep you.

• 25:53Tig Notaro?

  Thank you, Fortune.

• 25:55Fortune Feimster?

  The Lord make his face to shine upon you, to shine upon you.

• 26:03Mae Martin?

  Okay, sorry.

• 26:04Tig Notaro?

  Well, no, don't be sorry.

• 26:05Mae Martin?

  Don't be sorry.

• 26:06Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I was thinking of getting the show moving along, but then one of my favorite things in the world is to hear.

• 26:13Mae Martin?

  Is a hymn?

• 26:14Tig Notaro?

  Well, from her.

• 26:15Mae Martin?

  Fervor, yeah, just.

• 26:17Fortune Feimster?

  And be gracious unto you.

• 26:23Mae Martin?

  What does it mean when they talk about countenance divine and like, is your countenance your face?

• 26:28Tig Notaro?

  I don't know.

• 26:29Mae Martin?

  Countenance divine, like, I think it's like a religious term for your face.

• 26:35Tig Notaro?

  Um, let's find out. Speaking of religious faces, the Pope checked out.

• 26:41Mae Martin?

  Oh, I know.

• 26:41Tig Notaro?

  I know. Are you glad you? Uh, yeah, it is. Countenance is a person's face or facial expression.

• 26:47Mae Martin?

  Well, you have a beautiful countenance.

• 26:49Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yes, you do.

• 26:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Tig, it's nice that you got to go and meet the, who knows what the next Pope will be like. It could be a scary Pope, so it's good that you. I'm, I, I've seen online people calling me a conspiracy theorist and saying I'm gullible, but I will say that there is a prophecy of the Popes that said that this Pope would be the last before the end of the world. And so when he passed, I got a little nervous.

• 27:14Tig Notaro?

  Uh oh, uh oh. And so what makes you nervous about the end of the world?

• 27:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, good point, actually, when you put it that way.

• 27:25Tig Notaro?

  Because if we're all gone.

• 27:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm ready to see.

• 27:28Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I don't want it to happen, but I was just wondering what your nerves are about.

• 27:33Mae Martin?

  Well, yeah, isn't it kind of dark that I feel more comfortable at the end of the world? Cause I wouldn't be missing out on anything and, and everybody would be done. Like, I'm, I'm less scared of that than my own death. No, I don't know. But they just, they just found the most, like, the most, um, they found evidence of life on another planet.

• 27:54Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah, I saw that.

• 27:55Mae Martin?

  Yes, recently.

• 27:56Tig Notaro?

  It's not confirmed.

• 27:58Mae Martin?

  Or is it not? It was, it's like 124 light years away or something and it's, it's all, it's, it's, uh, the, um, uh, the gases that creatures emit.

• 28:11Tig Notaro?

  Creatures. Fortune, please let the scientist speak.

• 28:15Fortune Feimster?

  Can you tell me more about the creatures?

• 28:19Tig Notaro?

  I, it was my, I, I think unless I read something else, I think they have a lot of reason to believe this is what's going on, but it's not fully one hundo.

• 28:30Mae Martin?

  Sorry, Fortune has just shown as a creature.

• 28:33Tig Notaro?

  Fortune needs attention because we were right in the middle of getting some very updated information from, uh,

• 28:39Mae Martin?

  Scientist Tig Notaro, Dr. Tig.

• 28:41Tig Notaro?

  No, from you. I'm calling you the scientist. You were saying gases and stuff.

• 28:46Mae Martin?

  But then you were following it up with equally well researched.

• 28:50Fortune Feimster?

  Was it a May fact that you were sharing that someone felt was a conspiracy theory? Was that what you were saying?

• 28:55Mae Martin?

  I made the mistake of dipping in to a little Reddit thread about, uh, and, and it was like, oh, May's so gullible and this is.

• 29:04Fortune Feimster?

  I see.

• 29:05Mae Martin?

  But listen, I just like a little joy in my life and I like to entertain the possibility that all these things are true. And does it cause me stress? Yes.

• 29:14Fortune Feimster?

  Am I overwhelmed?

• 29:15Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 29:16Fortune Feimster?

  And did Tig and I know at any moment what you're talking about?

• 29:18Mae Martin?

  No.

• 29:19Tig Notaro?

  No, but you try the deep breathing.

• 29:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 29:23Tig Notaro?

  See if it helps.

• 29:24Mae Martin?

  Buy the tinfoil hat.

• 29:25Tig Notaro?

  And by the way, real quick, when we, we should move into our question, but does anybody have any feelings about all of the ladies that went off into space?

• 29:36Mae Martin?

  Uh, well, I feel like Fortune's kinder than me. I, I love it when, um, the internet kind of unites sense of humor wise and, and finds the same thing funny.

• 29:48Fortune Feimster?

  Funny memes?

• 29:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it makes me feel like the human population has the same sense of humor. And so I am enjoying the content of like, the ridiculousness of Katy Perry singing up there and, you know, it was funny, it was funny.

• 30:02Tig Notaro?

  But here's my, here's my question.

• 30:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:04Tig Notaro?

  Is, let's say,

• 30:07Tig Notaro?

  Because I understand what you're saying. My concern is, I don't like pylons.

• 30:13Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 30:14Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 30:14Mae Martin?

  Because I know, and it's there, you know, they're just going, going to space.

• 30:18Tig Notaro?

  And, and look, you can be like, absolutely. You, it wasn't great for the environment. Absolutely. Um, there was some over the top, um, reactions to what they were doing. And yes, money could have been spent in different ways, but okay. And then, and then it's like.

• 30:38Mae Martin?

  It just felt kind of tone deaf, I guess, is what people are feeling like with it. But yeah, you're right. I guess, I guess, but it was pretty, I mean.

• 30:45Tig Notaro?

  I love Gail.

• 30:47Mae Martin?

  I love Gail.

• 30:47Tig Notaro?

  I like running into Gail. She's like, hey, Fortune. She's always so nice.

• 30:52Mae Martin?

  That's so nice.

• 30:53Tig Notaro?

  You know, I want to support my gal Gail.

• 30:55Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:55Tig Notaro?

  Oh, sure. Sure. Gail's, Gail's great. Uh, uh, and look, there's no, I'm just curious because of course there's like funny things, but then I go, ooh, but these are actual people.

• 31:07Mae Martin?

  I know. I know. It's easy to.

• 31:09Tig Notaro?

  I don't like the pylons either.

• 31:10Mae Martin?

  I don't like pylons.

• 31:12Tig Notaro?

  Just like, ugh.

• 31:13Mae Martin?

  Ah, gosh.

• 31:14Tig Notaro?

  Right. And I don't like yucking people's yum.

• 31:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah. That's a good expression.

• 31:19Tig Notaro?

  They had, they had a, they, it was special to them.

• 31:24Mae Martin?

  It was powerful for them. Yeah. Yeah.

• 31:25Tig Notaro?

  You know?

• 31:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 31:27Tig Notaro?

  But yes, yes, there's, there was tone deaf moments. There was, um, um, easy targets and not great for the planet and money.

• 31:39Mae Martin?

  I just, I kind of, it, it passed me by and then so I only heard about it or was aware of it, like when it happened. I didn't really know it was happening. And yeah, I think it just felt, it's just some things feel surreal. It just felt like we're, it was just slightly surreal. It's like, I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this. Like, cool.

• 31:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. I was just curious. I, I didn't follow it too much. It, it, um, somebody, uh, well, Stephanie sent me, uh.

• 32:04Mae Martin?

  Random person.

• 32:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Sent me something about it and I was like. I totally get it, but I'm just like, man, I, it stresses me out when there's a pylon on people.

• 32:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 32:20Fortune Feimster?

  But haven't groups of men gone to space and was it this big of a deal?

• 32:25Mae Martin?

  Well, that was the thing is they were like, women power and you and unite and it just, it felt like.

• 32:31Tig Notaro?

  It probably wasn't a lot. It probably wasn't eight men holding hands and singing, you know?

• 32:36Fortune Feimster?

  I love, I love when ladies hold hands and sing.

• 32:39Tig Notaro?

  I'm all for it.

• 32:40Fortune Feimster?

  That's my favorite part of any lady hang.

• 32:42Tig Notaro?

  I'm all for it and I'm all for spending money in the best way possible and doing all the right things. But let's say somebody, there was a glitch and.

• 32:53Mae Martin?

  This is a constant debate in my family too, because I, I love space and I care about space and space travel.

• 33:01Tig Notaro?

  Now you sound like Katy Perry. Cause baby I'm a fire.

• 33:07Fortune Feimster?

  Did she sing that up there?

• 33:08Mae Martin?

  No, and that must've taken a lot of restraint, which I respect.

• 33:11Tig Notaro?

  What?

• 33:12Fortune Feimster?

  That's the song, if you're gonna sing one.

• 33:15Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 33:15Tig Notaro?

  And can I tell you, Stephanie, I love Katy Perry and she got me tickets to her concert years ago. Maybe I've talked about this.

• 33:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:22Tig Notaro?

  I did.

• 33:22Mae Martin?

  Loved it.

• 33:23Tig Notaro?

  Hilarious.

• 33:24Mae Martin?

  There were lots of kids there.

• 33:25Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Bopping to Katy Perry and sharks dancing in the background.

• 33:28Tig Notaro?

  I did not know that she appeals to kids. I was like, what the hell?

• 33:33Fortune Feimster?

  She's like, mostly appeals to kids now.

• 33:36Mae Martin?

  What if we showed up to our live podcast and the whole audience was kids and we were like, oh, we didn't know this was our demographic.

• 33:42Fortune Feimster?

  Probably our friends from the tap dancing class.

• 33:44Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 33:50Mae Martin?

  But this is a big debate in my house between my mom and I, because yeah, we, we care a lot about space travel, but also like the money that's spent and, and it would be so easy to solve, you know, world hunger.

• 34:02Fortune Feimster?

  Well, that part would be nice for sure.

• 34:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And, and also now that space travel seems all connected to these billionaires and sort of eccentric.

• 34:11Fortune Feimster?

  It would be nice for all the money that Jeff Bezos spends, like when he spends a big chunk of money on something, he also donates a big chunk of money to something else. That would be nice.

• 34:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 34:22Fortune Feimster?

  Cause he has the means to do that.

• 34:23Tig Notaro?

  Yes, he does. Tenfold.

• 34:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 34:26Fortune Feimster?

  So maybe, maybe he should think about that.

• 34:29Tig Notaro?

  You hear us, Jeff?

• 34:29Fortune Feimster?

  You hear us?

• 34:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Bezos.

• 34:32Mae Martin?

  He listens, I'm sure.

• 34:34Tig Notaro?

  Stephanie did a commercial with him and nobody on set could call him Jeff Bezos. They could only call him Big Bird.

• 34:43Mae Martin?

  Wait, he requested that?

• 34:45Tig Notaro?

  I guess because of like kidnapping, like

• 34:48Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 34:49Tig Notaro?

  Big Bird is in the building. Yes, Big Bird. And it's like, why not come up with something like Carl or something? Because Big Bird, you know, Big Bird's not there, you know?

• 35:00Mae Martin?

  That's ostentatious.

• 35:02Tig Notaro?

  People would be like, why, what, Big Bird? I gotta go see that.

• 35:06Fortune Feimster?

  They're like, that's not a real person. Let's look into that.

• 35:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like, you know how when people, celebrities check into hotels and they'll use names like Big Bird or like Al Capone?

• 35:15Tig Notaro?

  Nobody uses Big Bird when they check into a hotel, man.

• 35:19Mae Martin?

  But if I was a stalker and I wanted to find someone, I'd go to the front desk and go, hey, is there any, is there anyone staying here with an insane name?

• 35:26Fortune Feimster?

  Like Big Bird?

• 35:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 35:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, connect me to Big Bird's room, please.

• 35:33Tig Notaro?

  All right, should we get to our question?

• 35:35Fortune Feimster?

  You have a bird. First name Big.

• 35:40Tig Notaro?

  Hello, Ms. Bird. I'm sorry to bother you, but there is somebody at the front desk. Okay. I can't read anymore, so if somebody could introduce.

• 35:50Fortune Feimster?

  Cause Jillian is one of my best friends.

• 35:53Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 35:53Fortune Feimster?

  Are you serious?

• 35:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 35:55Mae Martin?

  I didn't know that.

• 35:56Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'll tell you who this is and then tell you how we're best friends.

• 36:00Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 36:00Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, our question asker today is a comedian, director and writer. She's starred in so many things like, uh, Brittany Runs a Marathon, Rough Night, 22 Jump Street, she was in Workaholics, uh, and she just, uh, co-wrote and directed, uh, this new movie called Summer of 69 that's gonna be streaming on Hulu, uh, May 9th. She is amazing. She's one of my best friends. Jillian Bell is today's question asker. Um, and yeah, we go back from, uh, we met at the Groundlings.

• 36:36Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, 15 years ago, 16 years ago, we were neighbors in two different neighborhoods for years. Uh, her sister Brianna is one of my dear friends, bestie too. Um, and I love her so much. We have been trying to get a movie made together for a while and it is my dream that that happens.

• 36:56Mae Martin?

  That would be a great pairing.

• 36:57Fortune Feimster?

  Cause she's one of the funniest people ever.

• 36:59Tig Notaro?

  I'd like to be in it as well. Uh, I have a lot to say about her.

• 37:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 37:04Tig Notaro?

  As you know, I don't follow a lot of, um, pop culture, TV and film. Stephanie and I, we were like, let's go see a movie. This was years ago, whenever the, um, Brittany Runs a Marathon came out. And she suggested we go to that. And I was like, had no idea what this movie was. Honestly wasn't, I don't think I was familiar.

• 37:26Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:27Tig Notaro?

  Um, with Gillian. And we went to that movie and I was like, this is so good. This person is so funny.

• 37:37Mae Martin?

  I need to watch it.

• 37:38Tig Notaro?

  And it just opened my whole world to this person. And I think working in comedy, you know, you can get kind of run down with it and you're in, in not easily amused. And she is so deeply funny. And I know everybody already knows this, but, um, I, yeah, I'm very impressed.

• 37:59Mae Martin?

  As, as soon as you met her, did you know this is someone with funny bones?

• 38:02Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God. When, if you watched Gillian at the Growlings back in the day, she's so unique. Her point of view is like no one else's. And you were like, who is this person? And she, she wrote all those sketches herself. So her point of view was like, how does she come up with that? Where does that, how does her brain work like that? It, she's just so like, I, I'm dying for us to get to do something big together. We've been writing the script. We, for years, I just, but we always are like, we have, we have to like have something together. Cause, but she's just such a great person. She's like, just there when you need her. A good person, kind heart.

• 38:45Tig Notaro?

  Well, listen, no matter how big or small the project, go ahead and throw me in there too.

• 38:51Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 38:52Tig Notaro?

  Um, because big fan right here of Jillian Bell.

• 38:55Mae Martin?

  Let's hear her question.

• 38:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  Hello, it's Jillian Bell.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm so excited to be talking to the most handsome people on earth. Speaking of earth, here's my question.

• 39:12Speaker 04

  Okay, you're in space.

• 39:13Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 39:15Speaker 04

  On a spaceship and you've been told that the spaceship is going to explode.

• 39:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yikes.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  In three to four minutes.

• 39:25Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  The only thing they can do to comfort you.

• 39:27Fortune Feimster?

  This seems very Julian.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  Is blast whatever song you want to go out with a bang on.

• 39:35Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm.

• 39:36Speaker 04

  What are you gonna play?

• 39:38Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  And follow up question, would you ever go to space?

• 39:43Fortune Feimster?

  Interesting. Can you believe that? We were just talking about that.

• 39:46Tig Notaro?

  I can.

• 39:47Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm. So now it's the handsome, now it's the handsome shuttle. Hopefully there's no, well, does it matter if this expedition gets backlash? Cause apparently we're dying.

• 39:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:59Fortune Feimster?

  It it'll be like the, uh, what was it? Didn't, uh, Buddy Holly and a bunch of people die in a plane crash?

• 40:04Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 40:05Fortune Feimster?

  I'm up to date on all the hot.

• 40:07Tig Notaro?

  The music died.

• 40:08Fortune Feimster?

  That was the day the music died.

• 40:09Tig Notaro?

  The music died.

• 40:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. That that wouldn't be a bad choice of song.

• 40:12Tig Notaro?

  And you know what? I, um, it, the big bopper was on that.

• 40:17Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, Ritchie Valens.

• 40:18Tig Notaro?

  Ritchie Valens and and, um, and then Buddy Holly.

• 40:22Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 40:22Tig Notaro?

  And I remember, you know, Buddy Holly has that famous song, um.

• 40:28Fortune Feimster?

  Every day.

• 40:30Tig Notaro?

  Well, um, what is it?

• 40:32Fortune Feimster?

  Love like yours will surely come my way.

• 40:37Tig Notaro?

  There's that. And then also, um, oh, wow, I've completely spaced it. Anyway, I'll come back. I'll come back to it. Uh, that'll be the day when you say, yeah, that'll be the day when you say goodbye, that'll be the day. Yeah. And, uh, when you say goodbye, um, something about when I die and then boom, he died.

• 40:59Fortune Feimster?

  Well, would you go to space?

• 41:00Tig Notaro?

  I would not.

• 41:02Mae Martin?

  I would not go in a shuttle, but I would go in a hot air balloon through the ozone layer because that is what Joe Kittinger did. He was the first person to see the earth from space. And you can, in a hot air balloon with like a breathing mask and a space suit, but exposed and then jumped off and free fell and parachuted. And same with that Red Bull guy did it.

• 41:21Fortune Feimster?

  No, thank you.

• 41:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 41:22Fortune Feimster?

  Felix.

• 41:23Tig Notaro?

  Guy jacked up on Red Bull, jumped out of a.

• 41:26Mae Martin?

  It was like a Red Bull promotional thing. Yeah. Drink Red Bull.

• 41:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, he was full of Red Bull and vodka and just jumped out of a hot air balloon.

• 41:37Mae Martin?

  I'm an astronaut. Cause I'm stressed about the mechanics and the machinery and the, and the pollution and stuff, but a hot air balloon, I feel like is simple. It's gonna be fine. And then I can jump and parachute. So I would do that, but I don't think I would go in a spaceship.

• 41:52Tig Notaro?

  I don't even know if I'd go in a hot air balloon.

• 41:54Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 41:55Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 41:55Mae Martin?

  Well, even if you weren't going to space.

• 41:56Tig Notaro?

  No, I didn't know hot air balloons went to space. How weird to be like on the moon.

• 42:02Fortune Feimster?

  Possible.

• 42:03Tig Notaro?

  And a hot air balloon passes you on the moon.

• 42:05Fortune Feimster?

  That was like actually a big faux pas.

• 42:08Mae Martin?

  Well, it's probably a special hotter.

• 42:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 42:12Mae Martin?

  In the hot air balloon community, it's a big faux pas.

• 42:14Fortune Feimster?

  You're going way, you're going way too high. That's a big faux pas.

• 42:17Mae Martin?

  That's a big faux pas.

• 42:20Fortune Feimster?

  We don't do that in this air, hot air balloon community.

• 42:23Tig Notaro?

  Wait, would you go to space, Fortune?

• 42:25Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I like space in that like I like to look into telescopes and learn about planets and things like that.

• 42:31Tig Notaro?

  Sure.

• 42:32Fortune Feimster?

  I don't want to go to space. Uh, just cause it's like, there's a rocket attached to you. And it's, you know, lots of fuel and.

• 42:40Tig Notaro?

  Could blow up.

• 42:41Fortune Feimster?

  It could blow up in a second and has many times.

• 42:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 42:44Mae Martin?

  Many times.

• 42:45Fortune Feimster?

  I just, yeah, I don't know. I, I, the reward of it is not big enough for the risks for me.

• 42:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. I feel like, what do I need up there?

• 42:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And to float. I mean.

• 42:57Mae Martin?

  Like a sense of perspective.

• 42:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we tread water. What do we need to float for in space?

• 43:04Mae Martin?

  Katy Perry came back with all this kind of perspective on, on love and unity, but William Shatner went to space and he came back and had a very different take, which he was like, it is hostile up there. We, it is, we should not be there.

• 43:17Tig Notaro?

  For real?

• 43:18Mae Martin?

  A cold and hot, desolate, hostile. Environment.

• 43:22Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 43:23Tig Notaro?

  Well, yeah, I mean, I was just thinking I'm from the Star Trek world.

• 43:27Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 43:28Mae Martin?

  You don't even want to go.

• 43:29Tig Notaro?

  I don't want to go at all. I just, I just want to wander around my neighborhood and.

• 43:36Fortune Feimster?

  I, I understand why people do it, obviously. It's just not anything I've ever aspired to do.

• 43:44Mae Martin?

  And so, okay, you get the message. This poor person is tasked with telling you, okay, you got four minutes and it's going to explode.

• 43:52Fortune Feimster?

  And we're uploading your Spotify playlist as we speak.

• 43:55Mae Martin?

  Play a song if you want.

• 43:57Tig Notaro?

  The person that's telling you, oh, oh, it's if, oh, you're, you're saying the person from like Earth is contacting you. Okay.

• 44:04Mae Martin?

  Houston.

• 44:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, Houston.

• 44:06Fortune Feimster?

  So what song?

• 44:08Mae Martin?

  Maybe the Katy Perry's Fireworks song also is good for this.

• 44:14Tig Notaro?

  I might want something like the Rainbow Connection.

• 44:20Mae Martin?

  Some big.

• 44:21Fortune Feimster?

  Kermit the Frog?

• 44:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I might want to hear Kermit as I go out.

• 44:25Mae Martin?

  Something really soothing and kind of your inner child. Yeah.

• 44:28Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I here's Kermit's on my mind because I was, do you know who the singer, this is a stretch, but do you know who Lucas Nelson is? Willie Nelson's son? He is so cool.

• 44:43Fortune Feimster?

  So cool.

• 44:44Tig Notaro?

  He's so cute, so talented. And he did this post on Instagram about how he got sober. He got in shape, pulled his life together and, and did something he'd always been scared of, but wanted to do. He's scared to fly. And so he got his pilot license and he was just like making this announcement of like, basically somebody that really turned their life around and did something that scared them. And I just found it inspiring. And, um, and it made me look at his dad's page, you know, went to Willie's page.

• 45:23Tig Notaro?

  And then I'm like, who does Willie follow? Guess who one of the accounts Willie follows?

• 45:30Fortune Feimster?

  Who?

• 45:31Tig Notaro?

  Kermit the Frog.

• 45:32Mae Martin?

  That's perfect. That is so perfect that they're friends.

• 45:36Tig Notaro?

  Not only does he follow, I was like, wait a minute, Willie Nelson follows Kermit the Frog? Then I go to Kermit the Frog's page and then I'm like, who follows Kermit? I have like 60 friends that follow Kermit the Frog.

• 45:50Mae Martin?

  I think I probably do. Yeah.

• 45:52Fortune Feimster?

  I don't think I do. But I filmed with Kermit. I got to film with Kermit and Fozzie Bear.

• 45:59Tig Notaro?

  And did he go by Big Bird?

• 46:01Fortune Feimster?

  He did not. It was one of the coolest things. I couldn't, I was like, I can't believe I'm filming with the freaking Muppets.

• 46:07Tig Notaro?

  That's awesome.

• 46:08Mae Martin?

  That's incredible. Yeah, I would love.

• 46:10Fortune Feimster?

  Watching those guys in action was unbelievable. I mean, it was such an interesting world. They have like, they have people that their whole job is to keep up with facts about the Muppets. So that you never, there's never any sort of like different story. Like, once they establish something about the Muppets, that's it forever and they have to keep up with it. You can't improvise stuff about them. It's really interesting. And you can't film them when they're down.

• 46:41Mae Martin?

  Of course.

• 46:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 46:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. That, I mean, shouldn't that be the rule for anyone? You don't want to be filmed when you're down.

• 46:48Fortune Feimster?

  They have to always be alive and alert. So kids always see them in their, their alive position.

• 46:55Tig Notaro?

  I don't want to see Kermit passed out and trashed.

• 46:59Fortune Feimster?

  It is. And those guys are like rolling around and there's three of them and they're, oh my God.

• 47:04Mae Martin?

  I don't want to know. I don't want to break the magic.

• 47:05Fortune Feimster?

  Unbelievable.

• 47:07Mae Martin?

  Tig, it's breaking my heart imagining that song coming through the speakers and you looking out the window.

• 47:19Mae Martin?

  Fortune, what about you?

• 47:21Fortune Feimster?

  I was thinking, I was going dramatic for a second, like a Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You. Where, you know, it starts with a.

• 47:31Mae Martin?

  Should stay.

• 47:33Fortune Feimster?

  You know, the archetypal.

• 47:36Tig Notaro?

  It blows up right then.

• 47:37Mae Martin?

  And I'm just like.

• 47:39Fortune Feimster?

  And I.

• 47:41Tig Notaro?

  Boom. Where do you want the explosion in the song? Oh, it should be that moment in Whitney's version where it goes quiet.

• 47:49Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 47:50Tig Notaro?

  And then it's like.

• 47:51Fortune Feimster?

  And.

• 47:52Tig Notaro?

  Excuse me.

• 47:53Fortune Feimster?

  That's pretty good.

• 47:54Mae Martin?

  That's good. That's really good.

• 47:56Tig Notaro?

  Wait, better than Kermit singing?

• 47:58Fortune Feimster?

  It's just a different vibe. It depends. Are we being filmed for documentary?

• 48:02Tig Notaro?

  Not if I'm down.

• 48:03Fortune Feimster?

  Mine's great for a documentary.

• 48:06Mae Martin?

  Yours is epic.

• 48:06Fortune Feimster?

  One tear, one tear going down.

• 48:09Tig Notaro?

  Mine's epic, too.

• 48:10Mae Martin?

  I think so far, not that it's a competition, but so far Tig, yours would make me cry more. Fortune would be more celebratory, I guess.

• 48:20Fortune Feimster?

  You'd be inspired.

• 48:21Tig Notaro?

  But wouldn't mine also make you?

• 48:23Fortune Feimster?

  For all the loved ones we're gonna leave behind, we're telling them we'll always love them.

• 48:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 48:28Tig Notaro?

  And as sad as mine might be, wouldn't mine also be hilarious? Like when you had some space, some distance from it and you laugh and you go, oh my God, Tig went out on Rainbow Connection with Kermit singing?

• 48:43Fortune Feimster?

  Mine's like a more Armageddon movie.

• 48:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Armageddon theme song would be pretty good. I could stay awake, just to hear you breathing. Okay, my options are.

• 48:56Tig Notaro?

  What about Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard?

• 48:58Fortune Feimster?

  Pour some sugar on me. We're just acting, we're acting like the end is not near.

• 49:05Mae Martin?

  I would play the handsome theme.

• 49:08Mae Martin?

  No, I would, I mean, my first thought was Ground Control to Major Tom, but that's really dark and sad. So I think, I mean, I'd love to pre-record before I went up, just in case, like an original song about my life or something. Like, hey, kid, you did good. And here we are again.

• 49:29Tig Notaro?

  Are you tap dancing, I assume?

• 49:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:31Fortune Feimster?

  And all three of us together, we're just having to listen to each other's songs.

• 49:36Tig Notaro?

  It's on our playlist, our Armageddon playlist.

• 49:40Fortune Feimster?

  We're like, now your turn, now your turn.

• 49:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 49:43Tig Notaro?

  It's like Russian roulette, like, but you don't know who's, what, what you're gonna die on.

• 49:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 49:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 49:49Mae Martin?

  I think I'd go Great Gag in the Sky, Pink Floyd.

• 49:53Fortune Feimster?

  Give it a little bit.

• 49:54Mae Martin?

  That vocal solo, yeah.

• 49:56Fortune Feimster?

  Give us a, give us a taste.

• 49:58Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 50:10Fortune Feimster?

  And take it, I have to listen to that?

• 50:12Tig Notaro?

  The rainbow connection lovers, the dreamer.

• 50:23Mae Martin?

  I don't think we're taking the end of our lives seriously.

• 50:30Tig Notaro?

  Boy.

• 50:30Mae Martin?

  I mean, Fortune of Him would be nice.

• 50:32Fortune Feimster?

  Can you imagine the people at Ground Control going, what the fuck is happening up there?

• 50:40Fortune Feimster?

  They don't seem, they don't seem stressed at all. In fact, they're singing along.

• 50:46Mae Martin?

  I mean, you would kind of have to just resign yourself to it. If, if you knew.

• 50:50Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. What are you gonna do?

• 50:51Mae Martin?

  I know. Like, I wouldn't want to go out stressed. I, I think I would accept it. Well, I think I've talked about this, but you know, you know, Tom Cruise is filming in space. Um, he's going to be the first actor to film in space.

• 51:04Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God.

• 51:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah, classic TC.

• 51:08Fortune Feimster?

  Every time I watch these shows where they're in the elements and it's cra- I'm like, we're actors. Well, what's happening?

• 51:14Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 51:15Fortune Feimster?

  You know, like The Last of Us, they're shooting in Alberta, Canada. They're all like having hypothermia. Like, what, what are we doing?

• 51:24Tig Notaro?

  I know. If I ever have to do a rain scene in the cold, I'm like, oh God. Or even just the cold. If it's like slightly chilly and I have to act like it's summertime.

• 51:35Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 51:36Tig Notaro?

  I'm like, God, what am I?

• 51:38Fortune Feimster?

  I can't imagine. I filmed a night in Toronto in July where it was frigid and I was like, this is too hard. And I'm like, they're in Alberta, Canada in a blizzard.

• 51:50Mae Martin?

  But I'm like a glutton for punishment or something. Or like that sort of 12 year old in me is like, oh yeah, just punch me for real in the scene. Or like, oh yeah, let me in there. Let me just, I'll take my shirt off and get in the lake. Like.

• 51:59Fortune Feimster?

  No, I'm like, what are we doing?

• 52:01Tig Notaro?

  This is supposed to be pretend.

• 52:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 52:03Tig Notaro?

  I'm like, fire me.

• 52:07Tig Notaro?

  Replace me. Please.

• 52:10Fortune Feimster?

  I gotta go home. What am I here?

• 52:13Tig Notaro?

  I miss my cats.

• 52:14Fortune Feimster?

  Pay me enough for this.

• 52:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 52:16Fortune Feimster?

  Well, should we hear what, uh, Gillian has to say?

• 52:19Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 52:21Mae Martin?

  And this is my answer.

• 52:28Tig Notaro?

  Nice.

• 52:30Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 52:30Speaker 04

  Telephone line, ELO.

• 52:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, a little electric light orchestra.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  So good.

• 52:38Mae Martin?

  Whoa.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  But I would never fucking go to space.

• 52:43Tig Notaro?

  Me and you both.

• 52:45Mae Martin?

  I, I don't know that song.

• 52:46Fortune Feimster?

  I love you.

• 52:47Tig Notaro?

  Do you know ELO?

• 52:49Mae Martin?

  No, but that sounded like.

• 52:50Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know that song either.

• 52:51Mae Martin?

  Young dudes. That was amazing. I'm gonna listen to it right now.

• 52:54Tig Notaro?

  All right.

• 52:55Mae Martin?

  Telephone line, ELO.

• 52:56Fortune Feimster?

  She's like, well, I'd never go.

• 52:58Tig Notaro?

  Well, that was a very fun episode, I have to say.

• 53:03Mae Martin?

  I gotta say it too.

• 53:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I was not expecting the fun that we had and the joy that we experienced. Uh, but we did it again on Handsome.

• 53:14Mae Martin?

  Pulled it off again.

• 53:16Fortune Feimster?

  Do you need to check in?

• 53:17Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 53:18Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 53:19Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I just saw Biggie's private part.

• 53:21Mae Martin?

  Oh, also, when you lifted him up, he did a little squeak when you lifted him up.

• 53:26Tig Notaro?

  Of course he did.

• 53:27Fortune Feimster?

  Cause he was laying down. He's like.

• 53:30Tig Notaro?

  He's relentlessly adorable.

• 53:32Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't get to see him for a few weeks and now I'm so happy to see him again.

• 53:37Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, you are relentlessly adorable too.

• 53:40Mae Martin?

  You really are. Your countenance is divine.

• 53:42Tig Notaro?

  Hold on a minute. Did everyone see our producer blow a kiss?

• 53:47Fortune Feimster?

  Did you get?

• 53:48Mae Martin?

  Thomas, did you just blow a kiss to Fortune and Biggie?

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just blew them a little kiss.

• 53:52Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 53:53Fortune Feimster?

  Let me give you a finger kiss.

• 53:55Tig Notaro?

  Who was that kiss for, for, um, Thomas?

• 53:57Fortune Feimster?

  I'm giving you a finger kiss back.

• 54:00Speaker 03

  Thank you, Fortune.

• 54:01Tig Notaro?

  Thomas, who were you kissing?

• 54:04Speaker 03

  It was just aimed in the general direction of Fortune and Biggie.

• 54:07Fortune Feimster?

  And Biggie.

• 54:09Tig Notaro?

  Was it really? Or did somebody walk by? No.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  No, it was. No, there was no one back there.

• 54:15Tig Notaro?

  You were blowing kisses to Fortune.

• 54:18Mae Martin?

  That is so sweet.

• 54:19Tig Notaro?

  I know.

• 54:19Mae Martin?

  And I really, I get it. Like.

• 54:22Tig Notaro?

  Also, get you a producer that blows kisses like Thomas.

• 54:26Fortune Feimster?

  And look how adorable we are. It's hard not to blow us a kiss.

• 54:31Mae Martin?

  What if, what if Thomas, once an episode, one of us gets you a kiss? And it's like a reward for being relentlessly adorable and we never know who's gonna get it.

• 54:40Tig Notaro?

  Wait, we get a kiss?

• 54:41Mae Martin?

  Like, he'll blow us a kiss.

• 54:43Tig Notaro?

  Cause I was like, I don't know if I wanna jump into that relationship with.

• 54:47Mae Martin?

  No, just to, just, you know, a reward for being. Yeah, I can do that.

• 54:51Tig Notaro?

  Okay, thank you.

• 54:51Mae Martin?

  When we least expect it.

• 54:52Tig Notaro?

  Like, who did the best on the show each episode? It's always gonna be Biggie.

• 54:58Mae Martin?

  Always gonna be Biggie.

• 54:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, look how happy Biggie is.

• 55:02Mae Martin?

  Guys, it was a joy to see you.

• 55:03Fortune Feimster?

  What a joy. Always some nice giggles with you.

• 55:07Tig Notaro?

  I wanna just mention right out of the gate here that I have a gig that is very exciting coming up. I'm doing a benefit, a charity event in Ojai, California on May 17th with Emily Salyers from the Indigo Girls. I mean, we talk about them a lot, right?

• 55:31Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, Closer to Fine would be a good song too on a spaceship.

• 55:36Tig Notaro?

  I mean, that's a good song, any, anytime.

• 55:39Fortune Feimster?

  Galileo.

• 55:40Tig Notaro?

  But yeah, to blow up, to Closer to Fine. Get your tickets for the Ojai Playwrights Conference fundraiser for May 17th. It is in a tiny venue. I mean, it is microscopic. So, tickets aren't cheap, but it is a very intimate evening with a cocktail party, I believe, and meet and greet, all sorts of things. But it's, it's a great cause. Also, June 14th, I will be in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. And then you can catch me, two shows, August 23rd.

• 56:19Tig Notaro?

  In P-Town or at P-Town or around P-Town. I don't know how to say it. And then also go to my dear pal Andrea Gibson's website to find out when our documentary, Come See Me in the Good Light, is screening because there are numerous dates around the country and the world. And this documentary, I can't say it enough. It's so beautiful and inspiring and funny and touching. And it's just killing it at festivals. So get a ticket.

• 56:57Mae Martin?

  I am very excited because I'm doing three more big music shows where I'm playing my entire album with a band. And I'm so pumped. And these are cities I've never played music in before. So June 10, I'm in San Francisco. June 12, I'm in Portland, Oregon, never even been to Portland, Oregon. And June 13, in Vancouver at the Vogue Theater, which is massive. And I really want to sell it out. And please, listen to the album and then you'll know the songs. And I'm going to play some covers and some new songs and meet people after and sign merch and stuff. And it'll be great. So go to maymartinmusic.com.

• 57:35Fortune Feimster?

  My tour continues. May 16, in Grand Rapids, Minneapolis. Then I go to St. Louis, Kansas City, Mulvane, Kansas, Vegas, Lexington, Knoxville, Asheville, and a ton more dates just got added, like Chicago and all those good, Boston, all those places. Get your tickets, fortunefiesta.com.

• 57:57Tig Notaro?

  Also, I will be at Dynasty Tap Writer, May 10, I believe. Go to tignotaro.com. I have live dates that are in LA coming up. So check those out. And I don't know. Until next time, why don't you?

• 58:15Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome.

• 58:18Mae Martin?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. And please follow us on social media, at HandsomePod.

• 58:40Mae Martin?

  That was a HeadGum Podcast. Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that my outfit matches the vibe of the evening before heading out the door, I regret everything. The night called for a black t-shirt, but I wore a white one instead, and now everything's out of alignment.

• 58:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate, North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 59:14Speaker 06

  And Hannah Simone.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dog.

• 59:36Speaker 06

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 59:49Speaker 05

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:00:00Speaker 06

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.