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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 176. Round of applause, please.

• 2:02Peyton Hardin?

  We're back. We're back. We're back. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 176. If you're new here, if you're subscribed, press your wrong. If you leave even more below than you see the comments, I can just fulfill it with your name. Guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma. We are back. The pre-recorded episodes are done. We just did the whole East Coast run officially in real time. So make some noise for the East Coast.

• 2:31Peyton Hardin?

  We are back, we are in good spirits, we are excited, we have missed recording, so you're gonna get an absolute banger of an episode today, but guess what? The South, we're coming back to ya! We're gonna be in North Carolina, Atlanta, and Tampa, so get your tickets right now, ushouldknowstudios.com, or click the link in the description. Also, if you're ready to see the documentary at the end of tour, that will be available on the Patreon, ushouldknowstudie, or ushouldknowpodcast on Patreon, or just click the link in the description, as well as the extended episodes, Dr. P, full-length episodes, uncensored, ad-free versions of this, every single week. We love you, we're so excited to be back, thank you, thank you for all your continued support, and on to the rest of the episode.

• 3:22Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio!

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  Attaboy, attaboy, how you doing bub?

• 3:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm good daddy Yankee. Excessive, excessive many hands on the floor.

• 3:36Peyton Hardin?

  Excessive many hands.

• 3:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Excessive many hands on the floor.

• 3:38Peyton Hardin?

  How are we doing man?

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Man.

• 3:39Peyton Hardin?

  You don't look good.

• 3:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I know that, I don't need, I don't need a double down, I know that.

• 3:44Peyton Hardin?

  We have been at it, huh?

• 3:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Boy, boy, boy, but, I'm not gonna lie, it does feel, it does feel fantastic to be back.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  It does feel so good to be back in the studio, the last two episodes have been, three episodes have been pre-recorded.

• 3:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it's like a rejuvenating of the soul.

• 3:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and it feels like we haven't been on a microphone in a long time, other than on the stage.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I didn't even think about, yeah, this feels so, at this point, this is a part of me, at this point, this is my, this is my third arm.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well.

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, it's, or third leg.

• 4:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, my third leg is...

• 4:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your fourth leg, you have a real third leg.

• 4:14Peyton Hardin?

  Well, they call me...

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I got industry average.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  No! I, I am textbook here.

• 4:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, I am a part of the median. You are the outlier.

• 4:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm an unreal number. No, quick math jokes. No, is that not a good thing?

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Very, very quick math joke.

• 4:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 4:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, we're starting off hot and I don't know, I don't know if it's just been too long.

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, man.

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You know how there's an infinite number of numbers between zero and one? It's, it could go forever. There's an unlimited amount of numbers between the numbers zero and one.

• 4:50Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a fact? I did not know that.

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a fact.

• 4:52Peyton Hardin?

  What's the number like 0.1, 0.2, 0.3?

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  0.001, 0.0001, 0.1000001.

• 5:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh wow, I guess there would be.

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It literally can go forever.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  But those are unreal numbers.

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  But they could be real.

• 5:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 5:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, there's an infinite amount of, infinite means never ends.

• 5:12Peyton Hardin?

  Never ends.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It does not end.

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So would that not mean that the numbers between one and two are infinitely greater than the numbers between zero and one?

• 5:25Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you guys so much for coming back to the You Should Know Podcast. We would like to round applause again. It was a great thought.

• 5:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, it's, we've been away for a while.

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  Away for a long, so Cam, we actually have been on the road for two weeks straight. We haven't been home, right?

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sweating.

• 5:41Peyton Hardin?

  But I, I have a question for you, right?

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh God.

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  Me and Cam are on tour right now. We just did the whole east coast in Toronto, right?

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Fantastic.

• 5:48Peyton Hardin?

  We did like eight shows in like eight days or something, something crazy. No, eight shows.

• 5:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Eight shows in 11 days.

• 5:54Peyton Hardin?

  Eight shows in 11 days.

• 5:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 5:55Peyton Hardin?

  So much traveling across the country.

• 5:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Across dif, multiple countries.

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  I have a question for you and I haven't asked you this.

• 6:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 6:04Peyton Hardin?

  Are there things, cause we've been traveling the road together. Are there things on the road that I do that you don't like?

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely yes.

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You are a monster. You are a tyrant. You, oh my God, and you're not a holy man.

• 6:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, whoa, no, how? No, Christ is always with me.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You are very much, like, no, dude, the, the biggest.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  The, oh my God, I could, oh, I could cringe.

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 6:32Cameron Kennedy?

  The way this man lives inside of a hotel room is absolutely disgusting.

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  That is not fair.

• 6:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, it's so fair.

• 6:39Peyton Hardin?

  I live how you should live in a hotel.

• 6:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no shot, no shot.

• 6:43Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 6:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I have multiple things I can say that proves that point wrong.

• 6:45Peyton Hardin?

  Tell me.

• 6:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton inside of a hotel room is disgusting. You're disgusting.

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  I, I literally didn't see him when I got into a hotel.

• 6:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh my god, no. You ate, you ate a Chipotle bowl, left half of it out in their room, marinating overnight while we go to a performance. He comes back, his room smells like [BLEEP] Pico de Gallo. No.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 7:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You in a hotel room.

• 7:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, give me some examples.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Peyton is a literal Oscar the Grouch, pig, wart hog, nasty individual. He's so, you're so unhalal.

• 7:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I?

• 7:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's not even right.

• 7:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Halal means no pork, so you are unhalal.

• 7:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's haram.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No.

• 7:34Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  He said no. No, boy.

• 7:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, sir. But anyway, you're disgusting. And you can't, you, it's, it's actually to the point, I think it's crossed the threshold of subjective. It's, it is objectively gross.

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you haven't given me an example, though.

• 7:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You, it, if someone were to walk into our room, they would literally think, you just go like this.

• 8:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that's how you live in a hotel room. It is, it is gross.

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Finish your snack, you go.

• 8:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, hey, no, TV, little too loud. Hey, you mind if I have your drink?

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, I busted open.

• 8:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well that's, am I not wrong for living like that in a hotel?

• 8:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Golly.

• 8:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I ripped a toe, I ripped a toenail off, they gave me like, they gave me the presidential suite in, in, in New York.

• 8:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that in itself.

• 8:41Peyton Hardin?

  I was in a penthouse in New York, in our New York hotel. One of my toenails fell off and I just threw it across the room.

• 8:48Cameron Kennedy?

  In, in, in the thirty, the thirty-fourth floor of New York City in Manhattan. He took a toenail. That was, it, the biggest toenail I've ever seen, by the, it was so, it's like the whole thing came off his toe.

• 8:59Peyton Hardin?

  Thick toenail.

• 9:00Cameron Kennedy?

  So big, and he literally went, oh god. Flipped it. In a suite.

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  But is that not what you're supposed to do in hotels?

• 9:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you think you're supposed to do that?

• 9:09Peyton Hardin?

  You're supposed to be nasty in hotels because it is not yours and it will be cleaned up.

• 9:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a horrible mindset.

• 9:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying you go above and beyond to make somebody's job harder.

• 9:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you do. Oh, you make a, oh, if they go, oh, we got thirty-four, twelve, okay, they go, ah. Like, if they see your room, they're in for, they're, they're working overtime.

• 9:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's not true. And, and I tip my housekeepers. I tip my housekeepers. So, I'll leave a hundred dollar bill on the ground, on the, on the table.

• 9:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, he's a diabolical liar, oh my god. Oh, oh, if you left a hu-

• 9:45Peyton Hardin?

  I left a hu- maybe you picked it up.

• 9:47Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, oh, oh, I would have picked it up, that's what I was about to say. If you left a hundred, I would have, I literally would have grabbed it and took it for my own gain.

• 9:53Peyton Hardin?

  And in Canada, I left the yen, I left anything.

• 9:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not yen.

• 10:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It is Pierce's money, you did not leave it, and it's not called yen. It is not yen.

• 10:06Peyton Hardin?

  But, understand, understand where I'm coming from, right?

• 10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  There is no understanding.

• 10:10Peyton Hardin?

  Understand, right? Why do people get hotel rooms on their anniversaries? Why do couples get hotel rooms on their anniversaries?

• 10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  To switch it up.

• 10:17Peyton Hardin?

  So you can- On the curtain and not worry about-

• 10:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He's just like, "Oh, ah!"

• 10:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, "Ah, oh."

• 10:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's the point of anniversaries and hotel rooms, that's why. Kim, you know that's why. Kim, have you ever got a hotel room with your wife?

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 10:48Peyton Hardin?

  And yes or no, is it better than at home?

• 10:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, I mean, it's better for the night.

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 10:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Because we don't pig it out!

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you do.

• 10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we don't. We, we had a shower, it was a great shower, and then we went to the bed, we had a great night of sleep, and that was it. We woke up, ate breakfast, and left.

• 11:04Peyton Hardin?

  I flooded.

• 11:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he literally flooded a-

• 11:08Peyton Hardin?

  I flooded the Boston hotel.

• 11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  He took a shower, gets out of the shower, this is, this is a different thing. He flooded Boston, this is not in Boston. He takes a shower, gets out of the shower, and you literally go, "Oh, better not turn that corner, I'm real naked over here." "Oh, it sure would be a sin if you came over and saw what I got." And I go, "Hey, don't worry, not coming." You put your underwear and shorts on, and you literally took the towel in the middle of our bedroom with- And just left it on the floor.

• 11:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's wrong with that?

• 11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You opened a, you opened a glass bottle with a window. You used a window seal to crack a bottle and coke went everywhere.

• 11:46Peyton Hardin?

  I doordashed a Mexican Coke because I, I had an inkling for it. Like I really wanted a Mexican Coke for some reason. So I doordashed, it was like $14 for one Mexican Coke. It came to the room, right? And I did, it wasn't a twist top.

• 11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a bottle opener.

• 12:00Peyton Hardin?

  You need a bottle opener and we didn't have one. So I went to the window.

• 12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  The window, the window seal.

• 12:05Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, and it went all over the window.

• 12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Spray on the curtain, spray on the window, spray on the ground. And then before, before freaking out, before saying anything about it, before even acknowledging it, he goes,

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  takes his couple sips and then he goes, ah, man.

• 12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And sits back down, starts playing me an NCA.

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, can I say, I would rather have me on the road than you on the road. You are not fun to be around on the road.

• 12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You are a, you are a bad person.

• 12:35Peyton Hardin?

  You are a bad person. Can I say why though?

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I would love to hear.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  Because.

• 12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I would love to hear.

• 12:39Peyton Hardin?

  Because me, you know what you're getting with me on the road. You're getting degeneracy.

• 12:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Peyton Hardin?

  You're getting drinks.

• 12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 12:44Peyton Hardin?

  You're getting dirt, you're gonna get wild out like rock star lifestyle, whenever you're with me. You saw how I did in Philadelphia. That barricade came down when I went outside. So it's like, I like living like that. Like we're on tour, you're supposed to be like, ha, fun. That's, it's better to have me because you are inconsistent. You're very inconsistent on the road.

• 13:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 13:09Peyton Hardin?

  There's times when you're like, yeah, I wanna party, have fun, we're gonna stay up till 4 a.m.

• 13:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 13:15Peyton Hardin?

  But then there's times where you're like itinerary, we're gonna go watch the national, we're gonna look at the national monument. Then we're gonna go storm the Capitol and then that's like Holocaust museum. Like it's not like, there's no consistency with Cam.

• 13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Sue me if I'd rather go to a Holocaust museum and learn about history than spoil my room and get drunk. And dirty.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's, that's fine.

• 13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, that's crazy that rock star, rock star life equals dirty room.

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  How is that fun?

• 13:44Peyton Hardin?

  You ever heard of the Motley Crue, what they did?

• 13:46Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not the Motley Crue, buddy. We're not the Motley Crue. We come in to our nice hotel room and we can keep it nice. But you were just like, dude. Ew, man, this isn't rager enough for me. You got something I can break real quick? You got something I can shatter on the ground? Maybe just a little destruction, put us right over the edge. For what?

• 14:07Peyton Hardin?

  But Youngblood-

• 14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Take your shower and go to bed!

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Youngblood's performing at the same venues we are, and I saw it and it inspired me to be a rock star.

• 14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, how about you go- you should go outside to the 7-Eleven, buy a pack of cigarettes. Start there.

• 14:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's not good for you.

• 14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Start just yanking cigarettes, you want to be a rock star.

• 14:21Peyton Hardin?

  But you understand how that's not cool, like, you'll- and, and the thing is, you'll change who you are in the middle of the day. You'll be- you will, he'll be like-

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  That- sorry, sorry that I'm human.

• 14:32Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, he'll wake up and be like, dude, let's just get drunk tonight, let's have a fun time, we're outside, let's go party. All day, I'm excited like, "Yeah, man, let's go get gnarly, man. Let's go, let's go do something, let's go kick some people."

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're not real.

• 14:49Peyton Hardin?

  And then nighttime comes around and he's like, "I want to FaceTime my son." And he, and he wants to knit and read books and watch fruits.

• 14:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Never knitted, you're the one that watched fruits, and I completed the book. Good read.

• 15:01Peyton Hardin?

  Cam almost punched the lady that was knitting on our plane.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That was, I was wound up too tight. She had nothing to do with it, God bless her soul, I, I just, it was one of those moments.

• 15:09Peyton Hardin?

  You know who it did have something to do with it?

• 15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Who?

• 15:12Peyton Hardin?

  That flight attendant.

• 15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude?

• 15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Cam almost punched a flight attendant in the face.

• 15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  This, this is, this is unbelievable. This is my first time riding first class.

• 15:21Peyton Hardin?

  First time, first class experience.

• 15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  First time in first class, and we get the jokester of the crew that's taking care of us.

• 15:29Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, he was the most like-

• 15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh god, he's bad at his job.

• 15:33Peyton Hardin?

  He was really bad at- he was trying to be one of those people that is like, "Let's make jokes and like, we can jab."

• 15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, funny, right? Like that, the- Like those videos of the ice cream guy, he hands you your cone on the stick and he's like- He was like, he's that, but on a plane.

• 15:48Peyton Hardin?

  He was the plane version of that. And it's to the point, it's fine to make jokes, right? It's fine to make fun and like do this. You see we're young and cool. But he was doing it so much to the point where he was rejecting the customer service part of his job.

• 16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're now no longer providing me with business class expertise. You're treating me like we're on a Greyhound and you're just a random guy next to me that wants to have a fun afternoon.

• 16:15Peyton Hardin?

  Cam was like looking at me like, does he know I'm not used to this? Like, does he know I'm not supposed to be here?

• 16:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, from, uh, we had service from the jump. We get on the plane first. It's, this is my first time flying first, first, oh, that's a lot of F's. This is my first time flying first class.

• 16:28Peyton Hardin?

  There you go, Bob.

• 16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Sit down and immediately, I didn't even, I didn't even know this. They ask us what we want to drink before anyone else is even on the plane. I said, oh my God, this is pretty, this is, this is different. He walks up and me and P look at each other and we go, you feeling a little mimosi?

• 16:41Peyton Hardin?

  A little mimosi?

• 16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  A little mimosi for the sky.

• 16:43Peyton Hardin?

  A little mo champagne, a little drop of OJ.

• 16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  So the guy gets to us, goes, gentlemen, what would you like to drink? And I typically, if it's ever me and P and something has to be said aloud, it's me through the phone.

• 16:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I don't like to talk to strangers.

• 16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, mate, tell him too.

• 17:01Peyton Hardin?

  He's right there in his phone. So I go, yeah. I like prep Cam too. I'll be like, hey, they're about to come over and ask questions. Tell them I want this.

• 17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he preps. It's like, just speak. But anyway, he preps me. I go, oh, we'll take two mimosas. And he goes, oh, mimosas. I thought we were, I thought we were two gentlemen. That's a girly drink, no?

• 17:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, first of all, it's offensive.

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I said, that's pretty strange. Give me the mimosa. Do you have it or not? He goes, oh, we, we can do it. We can do it. Just thought you were men, right? Like hairy chas and everything. And I go, go get the drink. You're like, I'm not, we're not laughing.

• 17:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Cam was already upset at this guy. He did not like him.

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Comes back, two mimosas, hands it to us and goes, let me know when you girls need another one. So I'm like, all right, bro. This is like, I get what you're doing. Right? Funny, a little banter.

• 17:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we're not friends though, right?

• 17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He comes out with the warm nuts. As he's handing me the warm nuts, a couple of them fall out.

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, oops, should have grabbed it earlier. So now you're blaming on me.

• 17:48Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And this isn't gonna go well because I don't, I don't take that. I just can't take it. The flight continues. We ask for another mimosa and another mo. So we're on like our third, right? We're having a fun time. We're just talking in the sky. Oh my god, before it even took off, before the plane took off, I go, where's the bathroom up here? He goes, oh, oh, right here. It's, the lights already dropped, we're about to take off, it's dark, I've never been up here.

• 18:10Peyton Hardin?

  That was your fault.

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, I don't know where the bathroom is.

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  There's bathrooms, it's so, it was so embarrassing, because the guy, the guy already knew that Cam is not used to this.

• 18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  At all.

• 18:20Peyton Hardin?

  And so, and Cam was like, where's the bathroom? He goes, right there, like to the front of the plane, right, where every bathroom is at the front of the plane. Cam walks up there, and he's like, doing circles. To the point, where this 90-year-old man, like, the guy is basically dead, this is his last flight, sitting next to me. And he goes, "Your boy needs a map." And I said, "Oh, shit." He'd be like, "Oh, you need a dentist."

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "Your boy needs a map."

• 18:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Robbie, Robbie, not a headstone.

• 18:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, well, you need two extra pallbearers?

• 19:03Peyton Hardin?

  You ever been a pallbearer? Sucks, they're heavy. Um, dead people are heavy, it's a lot of dead weight.

• 19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's a coffin.

• 19:12Peyton Hardin?

  All that stuffing they put in them, here we go. So, so Cam goes-

• 19:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost threw up, I almost threw up just now. No, you caused something, I mean-

• 19:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they like, oh god, anyway, nevermind. So Cam goes up there, where obviously the bathroom is, he's doing a 360 like he's a lab, trying to find a spot to lay down.

• 19:29Cameron Kennedy?

  All the lights are off, and I've, I-

• 19:32Peyton Hardin?

  I have a video of it, too.

• 19:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I have never used the bathroom, the one that's right in front-

• 19:37Peyton Hardin?

  You've never used the first-class bathroom?

• 19:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Never used the first-class bathroom, so I don't know where it is, I've never done this.

• 19:41Peyton Hardin?

  He opens, it's right there, he, this motherfucker goes to try-

• 19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What did he say?

• 19:45Peyton Hardin?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Because he did that to me, he, it was another one of his little joke.

• 19:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, but Cam, that was obvious.

• 19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  But he goes, he goes, "It's right there," and points to the storage closet.

• 19:54Peyton Hardin?

  He opens a fucking storage closet that's this big, he goes, "Is it in here?" Like Cam, you would have to crawl in that to get in there, the door is this big, and he's trying to open it.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  The lights are off.

• 20:04Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody in first class is like this.

• 20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, and Peyton, Peyton, oh my god, yes or no, were you embarrassed to be my friend in that moment?

• 20:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, so embarrassed.

• 20:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Fuck you, fuck you, you suck, oh my god.

• 20:13Peyton Hardin?

  And whenever they bring you the meals, and they give you this warm towel in first class, you're just supposed to wipe your hands with it, right? To clean your hands and clean your, your, your spot.

• 20:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Never done it, never-

• 20:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cam went like this.

• 20:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I did the same.

• 20:25Peyton Hardin?

  Are you nasty?

• 20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, I probably got an eye boogie, I can get off of this. That motherfucker was hot.

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  But anyway.

• 20:31Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, so this guy for like forty-five minutes, this flight attendant is roasting us and trying to make jokes.

• 20:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Just stupid little joke.

• 20:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's not funny. It's not funny at all. And it's like, I'm getting, you know, Cam's like, Cam's getting to the point of anger where he's biting his knuckles. Like, he's mad. The lady in front of him is knitting and like hitting this chair back.

• 20:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, because, okay, but the rea- we're almost done. There's two things. The reason I got mad is because when we asked for the third mimosa, it was over an hour before he got back to us.

• 20:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God.

• 20:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It was an hour. And he was giving other people drinks. The people like directly in front of us are receiving refills.

• 21:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm like, is he just, is this a part of his shtick?

• 21:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like not serving us.

• 21:09Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, so he, I finally saw him, I go, sir, like, are those mimosas, can we get them? He goes, oh, oh, yes, sorry, sorry. So when he comes back, he comes back with two full glasses of orange juice, two little half glasses, and then two bottles of champagne.

• 21:23Peyton Hardin?

  He brings us the bottles of champagne for waiting.

• 21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Basically like what CJ did, can't you get a whole liter of Diet Coke?

• 21:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, he just gives it to where we can make our own.

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  He hands Cam one to open it.

• 21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And I open it like a gentleman or a human being.

• 21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And I open it.

• 21:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And I start pouring.

• 21:39Peyton Hardin?

  He makes.

• 21:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Word for word, he grabs Peyton and goes, oh, y'all are no fun. That's the wrong way. He tries to be funny, snaps it, champagne goes all over.

• 21:47Peyton Hardin?

  All over me. I am drenched in champagne.

• 21:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Lap on his, on his thing, uh, like his little cart thing.

• 21:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm literally like this.

• 21:56Cameron Kennedy?

  And we both hit him with the, you see what we meant? How your jokes aren't really joking?

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:02Cameron Kennedy?

  We're just looking, we're looking at him like this.

• 22:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And instead, instead of, remember, this is first class. There's eight people right here.

• 22:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Supposedly supposed to be the priority of this plane.

• 22:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And he, instead of, oh, my God, oh, my God, uh, I'll, I'll do whatever. Do you want this instead? He literally goes, oh, man, so sorry. I'll be right back. Three minutes later, comes back with a towel.

• 22:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and it was, it was to the point, I was like, I gotta box it before I get off this plane.

• 22:29Peyton Hardin?

  I have open cuts on my sphincter, and so when that champagne was hitting it, it was burning. You ever put like peroxide on a cut and you see a bubble? That was happening literally in my.

• 22:41Peyton Hardin?

  My bad, but just know the discomfort I had 40,000 feet in the air.

• 22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, why is your butthole scarred?

• 22:48Peyton Hardin?

  I think I wipe way too much.

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You're wiping with a switchblade, if you have straight up cuts.

• 22:52Peyton Hardin?

  You know how you're supposed to check like when you're done wiping and you see if there's no doo doo on there? I see when the blood starts coming, I'm like, yeah, I'm done.

• 22:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, there's, oh, there's a lot of people that just had to pause. There's a lot of people, a lot of people just paused our video. Oh my god, a lot of people, they're eating.

• 23:07Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, just think, somebody's at work, working like with heavy machinery and they just heard about that.

• 23:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Butthole blood.

• 23:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I have, I have another flight, this is not the flight.

• 23:20Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm so sorry about all these flight stories, guys.

• 23:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's a curse, it's literally a curse. This is when me and Pierce, so me and Pierce came back for literally like 14 hours. Because it was a one-off day we had in the middle and I had to go back to see my wife and kid. It had been six days. So me and Pierce land, we leave wherever the hell it was, I think Columbus, we land in Dallas. And I, you know, as we're walking to the baggage claim. You know how the intercom, how it's typically be like, final boarding, the gate, the doors are closing for flight, whatever, whatever?

• 23:49Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We hear, and you know how it's very easy, like a, a transition, it just goes. This is a final boarding, we hear the intercom turn on and it literally goes. We need TSA to gate A1 immediately, back up gate A1!

• 24:03Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 24:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And we go, what the? Like so much panic in their voice. And we're walking and we had, we had the debate, because our baggage claim was to the left. But A1 was maybe 10 gates in front of us. I said, I really just want to go home, but I really want to see what happens. And then as we're deciding, should we go? We're like, yeah, let's do it. They cut back on and someone literally goes, we need backup and police gate A1! And I go, no, let's just get our bags.

• 24:29Peyton Hardin?

  What the?

• 24:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to god.

• 24:30Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 24:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't know.

• 24:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude!

• 24:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you said that, but we have to, I had to just share with you, I wasn't going down there.

• 24:36Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Guys, I'm not, I'm not your typical whack.

• 24:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you are.

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not your typical whack. Ooh, there's a spooky monster in a locked, forbidden dungeon castle, let's go tickle him! No, fuck that, you and that castle, I'm out of here.

• 24:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's honestly your fault, you gotta go look at that, you gotta go see. Oh, so you couldn't go out there?

• 24:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we. Dude, and then, oh, okay, now then, I have no clue if this is related, but like 10 minutes later, a guy was getting like stretchered out.

• 25:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, somebody probably fell out.

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone probably fell out or they got a fight or something, because he was fully awake, he was cognit, he was, he was on there, he was just on a gurney.

• 25:09Peyton Hardin?

  You know what?

• 25:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It was wicked.

• 25:11Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever we were, you know, a lot of this episode is going to be based around touring and stuff that happens, but I came up with something, I thought about something while we were in a hotel room. While me and Cam were on tour, Cam brought an Xbox to our hotel room, right?

• 25:26Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like playing video games with Cam. I really don't like playing video games with you.

• 25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  Because you get so angry at video games, and I don't understand that.

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  What the, what do you, what do you mean?

• 25:40Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever we're playing video games in the hotel room, we're playing like NCAA, we're playing anything. Cam will make a mistake on the game and start cussing and getting so loud, and he does this with any game he plays.

• 25:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 25:51Peyton Hardin?

  Why do you get so mad at video games whenever it's you controlling it?

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, idiot. When I make, when I genuinely make a mistake, I can eat it.

• 26:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, I threw it to the wrong guy, he was clearly covered. When the game does something that it was not instructed to do, that's when I lose my mind.

• 26:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 26:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true.

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  Anything that happens in that video game is you controlling it.

• 26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that's actually not true.

• 26:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand getting mad at video games.

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a roughing to kick her. And I, I literally wasn't on the plane.

• 26:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, I was saying that.

• 26:20Cameron Kennedy?

  My computer.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, you'll like overthrow a pass and you'll be like, son of a, this game, and you'll get so mad.

• 26:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's me.

• 26:26Peyton Hardin?

  Or you'll drop a pass.

• 26:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not me.

• 26:28Peyton Hardin?

  That is you controlling it.

• 26:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  You'll get mad, you'll play Call of Duty, you can't keep the scope straight and you're missing shots, you're like, you're mad at the game, you're like, this game.

• 26:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's me. That I do not control. First off, are you like, you, you act like you don't play games, like you don't know what goes on.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  I do not let video games get me mad at a certain level because I know I'm controlling it. You'll say, I hate this game, this game sucks. It's your fault, you're controlling, you should never get mad at video games. Video games are not the problem, it's the person playing the video game.

• 26:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's such a lie, it's unbelievable.

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  It's, that's a fact.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I need you to listen, clean slate. Wipe the off your face.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 27:04Cameron Kennedy?

  If I mess up, I own it. I wear it. Messed up, bad play. If the game does something, it's a game.

• 27:10Peyton Hardin?

  You are playing the game.

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not a human being. It doesn't have the right to make its own decisions.

• 27:14Peyton Hardin?

  You're playing the game.

• 27:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I tell it to do something. If I tell him to go right and he goes left.

• 27:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's never happened.

• 27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a recipe for disaster.

• 27:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's never happened in a video game. That's not how video games work. You have an analog stick. It will go where you tell it to. You might have that thumbs.

• 27:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I might, I might.

• 27:28Peyton Hardin?

  And you move it the wrong way.

• 27:29Cameron Kennedy?

  So, so the game has, the game has never done you wrong. It's, it's never messed up.

• 27:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, I've done it. I've done wrong. If I'm playing a video game and something goes wrong, it is because of me. I don't understand that part of video game culture. I think a lot of people that play video games lack accountability.

• 27:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's a fact because.

• 27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Is this an AA meeting for video games? What are you doing right now?

• 27:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, once I saw you play video games, I thought about video game people as a whole. Y'all all lack accountability.

• 27:54Cameron Kennedy?

  P.

• 27:55Peyton Hardin?

  There's no reason you should get, there's no reason you should get that mad at video games when you're the person controlling it.

• 28:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. It's like, oh my god. I'm itching. I'm literally crawling.

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 28:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I understand I'm controlling it. If something doesn't go like I said to go, cuz I am controlling it. It equals rage.

• 28:15Peyton Hardin?

  But you're controlling everything.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man. Oh my god, really? Do I have 11 controllers when I'm playing NCAA? Am I blocking with my?

• 28:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, take a, take a one on, take a one on one game like Call of Duty then.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Take a one on, I don't get near as mad at Call of Duty.

• 28:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you do. You've literally, you've thrown a control, you bite control, you punch yourself. Yes, you do.

• 28:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Call of Duty, I get mad at other players cuz they're better than me. That's fine.

• 28:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, you'll, you'll get mad at the game.

• 28:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I get mad at other players.

• 28:37Peyton Hardin?

  You like, stop spotting me.

• 28:38Cameron Kennedy?

  In sports games, I don't have five controllers. I can't control all five of my people on the court. I can't control Luca and LeBron and AR.

• 28:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's yes you can.

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I can pick, oh my god.

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  You can switch the player at any time. You call the play, you shoot the shot, you make the pass. All that happens.

• 28:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That happens in the middle.

• 28:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't understand that.

• 28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, oh, cuz you're an idiot.

• 28:58Peyton Hardin?

  Video game culture, y'all just lack accountability, bro.

• 29:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Doubled and Austin Reeves is backpedaling like a moron and he doesn't sprint to the corner to where I can spray it to him for a three, I'm gonna get mad cuz he's like this.

• 29:08Peyton Hardin?

  But you can control him to go do that.

• 29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Not when I have the ball with Luca, you idiot!

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  I think you lack accountability. I think video game people lack accountability. I think the culture needs a reset.

• 29:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So then you're with us? Cause you almost, you...

• 29:23Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 29:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you almost squeezed my dog's head. You almost squeezed Ruby. You literally said she looks real squeezable right now.

• 29:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, 100%.

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  So you lack accountability too?

• 29:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it was my fault. I said it's my fault. Everything that happens is my fault. You say this game sucks. This sucks. The game, the game, the game, the game. I'm so mad at the game. Even your wife says it with me. She's like, I don't know, you're controlling the thing.

• 29:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're sounding a lot like Liv. She doesn't comprehend games.

• 29:46Peyton Hardin?

  And, oh my god, and he'll be like playing Call of Duty and he can't hit a shot, right? He can't hit a shot. Dude, this game, man, the stick drift, man, man.

• 29:54Cameron Kennedy?

  My controller did have stick drift.

• 29:55Peyton Hardin?

  See? Lack of accountability, bro.

• 29:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I bought two new controllers.

• 29:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's all your fault. Everything is your fault.

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 30:01Peyton Hardin?

  You can literally control anything.

• 30:03Cameron Kennedy?

  P, god bless you. I'm sorry that you've never been competitive at a game, ever. That you've never been competitive.

• 30:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm better at NCA, I'm better, I'm better at, I'm better at NCA than anybody in this room.

• 30:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine. That's your one game. That's your one game.

• 30:15Peyton Hardin?

  And so...

• 30:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That is your one game.

• 30:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm better at anybody in this game. Y'all cannot talk to me. Y'all cannot talk to me.

• 30:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're not a true gamer. You're very new into it. You played open world like PS2 games when you were young.

• 30:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You can go look in corners and shit.

• 30:30Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all cannot f**k with me in Crash Bandicoot.

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, Crash Bandicoot, Arkham Asylum, that's the shit you played. I was playing COD before it was even multiplayer. And you, that, you don't comprehend it.

• 30:40Peyton Hardin?

  I was having makeout sessions.

• 30:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I wasn't.

• 30:42Peyton Hardin?

  In kindergarten, dude.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I was trading Bakugan in silly bands. I was stealing candy from the band and selling it in the hallway.

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you've always been a little bit of a DGEN.

• 30:54Cameron Kennedy?

  My first ever level of gaming, I just unlocked some. I used to scrapbook.

• 31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to scrapbook. You remember Game Informer magazine?

• 31:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to scrapbook that shit. I bought a composition notebook and I'd go through every month's edition. "Oh dude, that's Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh."

• 31:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'd literally glue him on the page, write a little quote, and then go to the next one.

• 31:20Peyton Hardin?

  You had a diary?

• 31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I scrapbooked. And I did it Saturday morning in the living room in front of my TV with cartoons on.

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wait, wait.

• 31:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, how old were you?

• 31:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably like nine, eight.

• 31:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, Cam, you should have been playing competitive sports.

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I played flag football in the spring.

• 31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was such a bad league. We played flag football at the end of each game. The coach gave us trading cards.

• 31:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And for the championship, I was running a, uh, I was just running a post route, ball was right in my breadbasket. Missed the catch, so I acted like I tore my ACL.

• 31:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally was on the ground, forced myself to cry. I had to think about-

• 32:00Peyton Hardin?

  I knew you cried!

• 32:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, I had to force myself to cry. I was thinking about somebody dead. And I had to force myself to tears to where it looked somewhat, uh, realistic.

• 32:07Peyton Hardin?

  Genuinely, you're the worst kid ever.

• 32:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, I-

• 32:10Peyton Hardin?

  Why were you scrapbooking? What was the, what were you getting out of that? Like, was that your, like, artistic outlet?

• 32:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I think it was. I rea- mm, artistic, yeah. But I definitely think it was, because I don't know, no one else in my family's scrapbook. I think I saw it in a movie or a show and I said, "Ooh, dude, that's like, that's like poetry in some form." And I said, "Oh, oh my god." And I lit- uh, OG, I need to find it. "Oh my god."

• 32:33Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 32:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Did I, now, I might, tell me, I don't think I've said this. I found a journal.

• 32:39Peyton Hardin?

  You found a journal? What does that mean, you found a journal? What is that?

• 32:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I found a journal. Well, I was at my parents' house a couple of months ago and I found a journal in her keepsake box that was mine.

• 32:49Peyton Hardin?

  Why do yours have keepsake boxes?

• 32:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, she has everything. She has my hair, my teeth. I don't know. No, my mom's, my mom's a secret, a double agent. My mom's a double agent for like Marvel or something.

• 33:00Peyton Hardin?

  Your mom's gonna be on Hallmark for hoarders.

• 33:06Peyton Hardin?

  She has your teeth, your hair, she's gonna, she's trying to clone you. She's trying to clone you.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  She is. She is, bro, but I, I found a journal.

• 33:15Peyton Hardin?

  Was it your journal? Whose journal was it?

• 33:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was my journal, from the year 2006, so I'd have been eight years old.

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  Eight years old, yeah.

• 33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay?

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, what was it, what was in there?

• 33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It was a Harry Potter journal. It was a Harry Potter journal. On the first page, you circled the house that you felt connected to.

• 33:32Peyton Hardin?

  What was yours?

• 33:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Griffin, I said, "I'm a good boy."

• 33:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I had four submissions in this journal. Literally, four pages and nothing else. So I quickly went to the new toy or something. One was about Yu-Gi-Oh. One was about football. One was about basketball, and one was about my brother. And it was the cringiest Yu-Gi-Oh one. "Yu-Gi-Oh is my favorite thing ever. It's better than Pokemon because the actual show is about a card game. And in real life, you really get to relate. And my favorite player is Yugi because he fights and duels for honor."

• 34:05Peyton Hardin?

  What did he say that?

• 34:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And I signed it at the bottom.

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 34:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 34:10Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you say about your brother?

• 34:12Cameron Kennedy?

  My brother's submission, it literally said, "I love my big brother so much. He's an awesome guy. He's so cool. Uh, he's a protector, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. I love my big brother. Want to be like him." Why am I writing that at eight years old?

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  But that's nice.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened to me to write that at eight years old?

• 34:27Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, you, because you literally had no friends. Like, that's it. That's, I mean, that's the reason I was trying to not say it, but that's the reason. I mean, that's better than my submissions that I would give to my teachers. My submissions, I would make up cheating allegations about my dad.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 34:42Peyton Hardin?

  I think I said that before, but...

• 34:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 34:45Peyton Hardin?

  I literally almost broke my household up just because I wanted to lie.

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  I said I had a sister in San Antonio.

• 34:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 34:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I've said this, yeah.

• 34:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, where's this on the Riverwalk?

• 34:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you giving him to your teacher?

• 34:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What was the assignment?

• 35:01Peyton Hardin?

  No clue. I just, I literally, I don't even think it was an assignment. I think I would just literally go to her, "Miss Graham, shout out to you." And then I would go to her and be like, "My dad has a daughter. It's not my mom's."

• 35:13Peyton Hardin?

  I literally, I would just say that, and then my, and then my...

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. You're going up willingly to your instructor.

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. It might have been on Patreon, but I've said this.

• 35:23Cameron Kennedy?

  But there's no assignment? You're just going up to her and be like, "My dad's cheating."

• 35:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 35:28Peyton Hardin?

  And then it was so, I was so good at, like, telling this story, that Miss Graham called my mom to the school, sat her down, and she was like, "Hey, does Mark have a..." A baby mom's outside of you? And she was like, no. And then she like, Peyton's telling me all this. And then I remember they called me in there and they're like Peyton, why are you saying this? I like lie, I don't know. Felt like it. I don't know.

• 35:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, dude.

• 35:53Peyton Hardin?

  Sister in San Antonio was my.

• 35:55Cameron Kennedy?

  From your childhood, you were either destined for greatness or a horrible life. Like there's, you, you, you, you're never gonna be an average show.

• 36:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, never.

• 36:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You were never gonna be just a regular, hardworking guy.

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  You never.

• 36:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Greatness or? Awful, man, like.

• 36:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I don't know what it was in me that like I wanted to do it.

• 36:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you's a lucky man.

• 36:14Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm, I would never be as bad as the people that I'm about to talk about. Literally the worst humans ever to exist.

• 36:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if I can agree, cause I.

• 36:22Peyton Hardin?

  And this might be wrong, cause a lot of them are fans when I see them.

• 36:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Oh, wow.

• 36:28Peyton Hardin?

  You ever been in a Target? And you walk past the electronic aisle and you see a motherf**er in a blue button up shirt? With a lanyard? And an iPad?

• 36:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 36:39Peyton Hardin?

  And they work for AT&T?

• 36:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 36:42Peyton Hardin?

  I jing, and I wanna say this to you. You are the worst people. I have ever met. I, I, I hate to say it. Leave me the f**k alone. And, and I get you're doing a job. I get it. What the?

• 36:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 36:57Peyton Hardin?

  I saw them follow an elderly woman to the bananas.

• 37:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 37:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, your, your quadrant is in the electronics. Get the f**k away from Gertrude and the bananas. Let me talk to you about this certain AT&T. Honestly, I like, so let's be honest. You've made me never want AT&T.

• 37:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Who do you have currently?

• 37:14Peyton Hardin?

  Verizon.

• 37:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, good.

• 37:15Peyton Hardin?

  But anytime they ask me, who is your provider? I'll be like, AT&T. And they'll be like, do you have fiber? Now I do. Oh, like I don't. They are the, no reason. For that, and why are they there?

• 37:27Cameron Kennedy?

  They, no, seriously, they are the most, they, they don't give a f**k.

• 37:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They will go to the end of the world.

• 37:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  To try to convert you to AT&T.

• 37:37Peyton Hardin?

  I was in the screwdriver section, Cam. And then they cornered me.

• 37:40Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a screwdriver section in a Target?

• 37:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, it's right by the hangers.

• 37:45Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a whole section dedicated to screwdrivers?

• 37:47Peyton Hardin?

  No, but they got like 3M hangers and like, all the, like that kinda shit. The home fixer up.

• 37:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're getting a screwdriver, first off?

• 37:55Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, probably a toy. I'm in a real toy kink recently.

• 37:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, and oh my God, you're a bad person. You're buying the loudest of toys.

• 38:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, not for your son, for me. I'm getting myself toys. You realize you can do that? I'm really expressing my free will in my late twenties.

• 38:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's liberating.

• 38:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's so liberating. Cause like, I remember going to like Target and Walmart and Toys R Us as a kid and being like, I can't get that. But now, I can just get it.

• 38:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. So you mean to tell me when we were in Boston?

• 38:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:26Cameron Kennedy?

  In that CVS? And we kept walking up and down, looking for toys? That was genuinely for you?

• 38:32Peyton Hardin?

  I was going to buy toys, Cam. I love buying toys. I want a toy. Anytime I'm somewhere, it's a reward for like, I can get a toy. The reason that we got your gone is because I was looking for toys. And he was in the toy section. And I got him. Is that an issue?

• 38:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I think some, something's underlying. Is it weird for a thirty year old man almost to get a toy?

• 38:54Peyton Hardin?

  I literally am about to go, I saw this in Target yesterday. I was walking in the toy aisle, looking for a toy, couldn't find much, but I saw one thing that I really liked. It was this mask of a T-Rex face. Yeah, you've seen those. It's like this big T-Rex face. And then you go like this and it will move with you. I'm gonna buy it.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I have one question.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's actually one word. Why? Why? Literally, just why?

• 39:17Peyton Hardin?

  Because I can. Literally because I can. Like, I want to buy it and I really will never look at it again. But it's the fact that I can get it.

• 39:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you have, you have some, you have something brewing, bro. You have some little dictatorship. Some weird, like tyrant level of like, oh, I can do it because I can. You could, you could go buy a car right now, but you don't do that.

• 39:35Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, but I think some people, like when they get successful, I want to go buy cars. I want to go buy houses. I want to go buy jewelry. I want toys.

• 39:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, something's going on. Dude, we need to pray for you. Something seriously, like something's, it's getting worse. As, I don't know if it's the tour, tour fatigue, something's going on and it needs to be studied.

• 39:55Peyton Hardin?

  We just came back from lunch and I have to say something. I have to say something. A lot of people are probably gonna get on me about what I said earlier in the episode about the AT&T workers of the Target.

• 40:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it's unbelievable.

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  Just to prove my point, we went to a Chick-fil-A down the street. We walk into the Chick-fil-A, pop the picture of CJ, AT&T workers walked in to the Chick-fil-A and were hounding pedestrians.

• 40:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Hounding pedestrians on their lunch hour.

• 40:22Peyton Hardin?

  Trying to eat in a spicy deluxe with pepper jack. And they were talking about, what do you got for service?

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Said, but why, why can't we, I mean, I'd love to do it for you right here today. It'll only take you 15 minutes. Ma'am, I got eight minutes left on my lunch break.

• 40:34Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I was like, what health insurance do you have? Cause you're about to get jawed.

• 40:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're gonna need it. You're gonna need it.

• 40:38Peyton Hardin?

  But anyway, sorry, I just had to put that out there for the people that think I was probably going too hard.

• 40:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, I agree with you. They're the, they're the absolute worst people ever. And they have, they're, they're a little disassociated. They can't, they can't be all there.

• 40:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  But I have a question for you.

• 40:51Peyton Hardin?

  What's up, up?

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  This dawned on me.

• 40:54Cameron Kennedy?

  On the tour, we went to one of our hotel rooms. It was, there was the nicer TV, right? It was that new one that Sam sung. And I turned it on. You remember how it was already logged into Netflix?

• 41:03Peyton Hardin?

  Sure. Yeah.

• 41:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. So this brain was brainin'. If you went to your significant other's house.

• 41:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 41:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You punch on Netflix.

• 41:14Peyton Hardin?

  Don't.

• 41:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's already logged in. And it's the name of her ex.

• 41:19Peyton Hardin?

  Ho!

• 41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that acceptable? Or is that? Red flag of the century.

• 41:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 41:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're itching.

• 41:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, dude.

• 41:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I, I know what I'm gonna say.

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, I'm an arsonist.

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  Not even Paw Patrol could fix it. I'm gonna do that.

• 41:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're gonna need Wreck it Ralph, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer. You're gonna need them all.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  You need to bring that little fox. Okay. Can I give you an honest answer though? I'm gonna give you an honest answer. I have questions.

• 41:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 41:56Peyton Hardin?

  How long have I been with this woman?

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That is important.

• 41:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's very important.

• 42:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Two months.

• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

  Too long.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 42:06Peyton Hardin?

  How long after, how long has it been since she's been in that last relationship?

• 42:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Unknown. Maybe it's undisclosed.

• 42:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's gonna be disclosed.

• 42:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, okay, say.

• 42:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, you disclose.

• 42:15Cameron Kennedy?

  In the moment, you ask her, you go, hey, how, how long has it, how long have y'all been broken apart? And she goes, ah, eight months?

• 42:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, I got a neck cramp.

• 42:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 42:27Peyton Hardin?

  I got a neck cramp, how bad that just made. Oh, man. Okay. Now, this is, it, circumstances matter. How, so, is this my first time at her house? Have I watched Netflix on that MTV?

• 42:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You have watched Netflix on the TV. You're turning into Hannibal Lecter.

• 42:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You watched Netflix on that TV multiple times. This is the only and first time that maybe she, maybe she was in the bathroom getting ready. You clicked it on and you saw the name of the profile.

• 42:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God.

• 42:57Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not her.

• 42:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God, I see Jeremiah on there. Oh, I'm losing my mind. I'm losing it.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Turn it on, you see Enrique, you go, oh.

• 43:05Peyton Hardin?

  Man, that's Suave, son of a.

• 43:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, God forbid it's a Romeo.

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God, the only Romeo I know is a model. Oh, wow. Now, I feel like you're the total opposite. I feel like you would be fine with that.

• 43:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I am 100% fine with it.

• 43:20Peyton Hardin?

  Of course you are.

• 43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your free Netflix. That's one less bill I got.

• 43:23Peyton Hardin?

  No way.

• 43:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Do not care.

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but then you go to recently watched on that account.

• 43:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you watched that with him? How was it?

• 43:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God.

• 43:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, I'll, I'll watch it back with you.

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Cam, no, honestly, you're not helping the allegations. That's why you got that weird little chair in the corner of your room.

• 43:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's in my living room, bro.

• 43:38Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you want so much Duke Dennis. Oh, my God. That's why.

• 43:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't.

• 43:41Peyton Hardin?

  That is, oh, my God.

• 43:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't. There's nothing wrong with that.

• 43:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God.

• 43:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You, dude, you, no, you have this weird level of possession, of possessiveness.

• 43:48Peyton Hardin?

  That's not possessive. That's respect.

• 43:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not respect.

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, okay, in the position I am in life, you don't need to do that. I'll, I'll get you seven Netflix accounts.

• 43:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 43:57Peyton Hardin?

  Get off of this.

• 43:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but that right there is unnecessary. If that is her account, I'm not gonna make her shut her account down, buy her a new account. That's your account.

• 44:05Peyton Hardin?

  It's so disrespectful on her part too, cuz you can go and edit the name on the Netflix account. You can edit the name to yours. If you're gonna keep, at least give me the falsehood to think that it's yours.

• 44:16Cameron Kennedy?

  If that's true, then yes, they should at least edit it.

• 44:18Peyton Hardin?

  You might as well, you might as well call him in the middle of us. Like, you know what I mean?

• 44:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, you go, hey, I still got your sweater here, by the way.

• 44:27Peyton Hardin?

  That was a lot.

• 44:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that was a lot and this is clearly, this is clearly burning your blood. Let's assume the edit option's not there. You can't edit.

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  But it is though.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  But let's say, let's pretend it's not.

• 44:36Peyton Hardin?

  But it is. That's just, I think that's just as bad. She might as well have a picture of him on her lock screen still. That's the same exact thing.

• 44:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You are delusional.

• 44:45Peyton Hardin?

  No sir.

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And creepy. That is not, bro, no boy. That, there's no problem with that. She's watching it with you. She's, she's spending time with you. You are now her man. She is your girl. That's enough, it does not matter. The past is past. You can't change it. Who gives a, if I, if I sign and I see Damon.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  That, oh my god.

• 45:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't care.

• 45:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but the past is the past. I agree with that.

• 45:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, can't change it.

• 45:06Peyton Hardin?

  The past is the past. But you, the now is the now. Leave the past in the past. Once you broke up with him, you broke up with his Netflix too.

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

• 45:15Peyton Hardin?

  We better move to Hulu, Disney Plus maybe.

• 45:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 45:18Peyton Hardin?

  Let's watch some YouTube TV.

• 45:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:21Peyton Hardin?

  If you can only watch Netflix on, on his account, we're not watching Netflix, boo boo.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:26Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, huh?

• 45:27Cameron Kennedy?

  If my, if an ex buys me a cologne that I love, it is now my new scent. We break up, I still wear that cologne. Hundred percent.

• 45:34Peyton Hardin?

  Wha- what? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Say that again slow.

• 45:38Cameron Kennedy?

  If I have an ex.

• 45:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 45:40Cameron Kennedy?

  She purchases me cologne.

• 45:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 45:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I love it. I wear it so much. It is now my new scent.

• 45:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 45:45Cameron Kennedy?

  We break up, I start dating, hell, I get a new girlfriend. That is my cologne.

• 45:50Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.

• 45:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm wearing that cologne.

• 45:52Peyton Hardin?

  Now I have this caveat to that. What if you're wearing a cologne that you picked out yourself?

• 45:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 45:58Peyton Hardin?

  The new girl you're with says, oh my god, you smell just like my ex. He wore, that was his daily. Are you changing it or are you keeping it?

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I spent my hard earned money on that cologne because I like it. It's on my body every day, nine to five.

• 46:16Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, don't act like you have expensive colognes. The most expensive cologne you have is $25.

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not true at all and that is a wicked.

• 46:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cam lives off of sample colognes.

• 46:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did for the longest. I had a TJ Maxx collection. Got me through a lot.

• 46:26Peyton Hardin?

  It's like all his colognes are this.

• 46:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, that was, that's one that's epic. No.

• 46:29Peyton Hardin?

  And you can't change the three squirters?

• 46:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a nice, I have a very nice cologne. What are you talking about?

• 46:33Peyton Hardin?

  Some of your, Cam, you have probably the worst cologne collection I've ever seen. That's a crazy Cam's cologne collection. First of all, we as a committee of friends, we had to tell you to exile one of those because you literally smelled like baby urine.

• 46:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did not. You said it was baby's throw up and it was something to do with my pheromones. It was right when I had my kid, I got that and that was a nice cologne.

• 46:51Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 46:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Right when I had the kid, got that cologne, they fused together and y'all didn't like.

• 46:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying, you gotta understand that that is not like, especially in the cologne circumstance.

• 46:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's because look, y'all way overthink things. You are, you are overthinking.

• 47:02Peyton Hardin?

  But she's openly told you.

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you like the person?

• 47:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, listen, but she's openly told you when she hugs you, the first thing that comes to her mind, and it's not her fault, is her ex.

• 47:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 47:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's not fine.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not fine.

• 47:15Peyton Hardin?

  You want to put you, you want to put yourself in that position.

• 47:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  But it's not saying it's a bad thing. She thinks that way. It's not. She can't help it because that's the, that's the smell she smelled every day. But.

• 47:25Cameron Kennedy?

  She can't, bro.

• 47:26Peyton Hardin?

  But if now you know that every time she smells you, you're not at the top of her head.

• 47:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 47:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God.

• 47:32Cameron Kennedy?

  In my heart, if her, her ex always wore a, a red hoodies, do I gotta get, do I gotta get rid of my red hoodies?

• 47:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's different. That's a false comparison.

• 47:42Cameron Kennedy?

  What if my favorite hoodie was her ex's favorite hoodie? Oh, every time, every time. That's the exact same.

• 47:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's a, it's a false comparison.

• 47:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd argue that's, that is literally the same.

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  A hoodie is less recognizable and sends less endorphins to your brain than a smell does.

• 47:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 47:56Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent. I think that's scientific. Smells brings probably one of the most endorphin raising things.

• 48:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Smell is one sense. Sight is one sense.

• 48:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, smell controls a bunch of different sins. Smell affects taste.

• 48:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't taste cologne.

• 48:09Peyton Hardin?

  You can.

• 48:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're drinking cologne? You take shots to your cologne?

• 48:13Peyton Hardin?

  But smell and taste directly correlate with each other.

• 48:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, not in sense of cologne.

• 48:16Peyton Hardin?

  In everything. In literally everything.

• 48:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not tasting cologne.

• 48:21Peyton Hardin?

  I've tasted cologne.

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That, you're a freak. No one goes, no one goes, ah, I gotta go off tonight.

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  You've never smelled a cologne to a horn, like, taste them?

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 48:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's different. That's weird. I think you're just kind of arguing now and I don't want to do that because I don't want to turn that into.

• 48:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not trying to argue.

• 48:34Peyton Hardin?

  But that is weird and you're objectively wrong. That is weird.

• 48:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm, that is not, that first off, that is clearly not objective.

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. That's why you wanted to go to that one little basement party with no phones.

• 48:42Cameron Kennedy?

  If she.

• 48:42Peyton Hardin?

  He was like a bunch of couples in there. I was wondering why I couldn't get invited.

• 48:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 48:46Peyton Hardin?

  It was a weird little underground thing he found in Chicago.

• 48:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not at all.

• 48:50Peyton Hardin?

  He was like, Liv, come to Chicago right now. There's 18 couples here.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What? If she goes, "Oh, you smell like my ex." But then we have a great time, the very next day, we meet up again? She's waking up choosing to hang out with me. I don't care what I smell like.

• 49:04Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine.

• 49:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's my money I spent on the cologne. I like the cologne.

• 49:11Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think? This is weird. My ex used to make me spray cologne at the top of my head.

• 49:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No! Why?

• 49:20Peyton Hardin?

  She said like, right on my-

• 49:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Your scalp stinks?

• 49:24Peyton Hardin?

  Your what? My corn pone.

• 49:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell is a corn pone?

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all don't call it that?

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Corn pone?

• 49:32Peyton Hardin?

  Corn pone.

• 49:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounds like you're saying something bad and you're having to censor it. Corn pone.

• 49:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, there's layers to your head. Maybe this is a my family thing.

• 49:39Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go with your family grammar again. "Get your commu-ge-nsies." "Get your old wishy-washy." "Oh, I put you on your corn."

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  Corn pone is a national thing.

• 49:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I have, I am 27 years old. In America. And I've never, ever, until 20 seconds ago, heard corn pone.

• 50:00Peyton Hardin?

  Corn pone kitchen dip.

• 50:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, bro. Hey, bro. You're about to piss me off.

• 50:05Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all don't name it that?

• 50:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Corn pone? I don't name my head. It's my head. It's my skull.

• 50:10Peyton Hardin?

  You can literally name any- You could probably go down the street in any urban area and say, like, give a diagram of a head and say, "Where's the kitchen?" 90% of people are gonna point back here at the back of the head.

• 50:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I have never named my skull. Like, did you not have Monopoly? You didn't play a game? You're sitting around with corn pone. "Hey, but where's the kitchen?"

• 50:33Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's it. I bet I can call my mom right now and she'll know what that is. Okay, let me bet. You don't think she can?

• 50:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I probably do think your mom knows. It's your weird family-

• 50:43Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying-

• 50:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Call her. If she does, it explains a lot, because no one else in this room knows what a corn pone is.

• 50:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you.

• 50:53Speaker 04

  Hello?

• 50:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey Mom, you're live on the You Should Know Podcast. Say hello to everybody.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Hello, everybody.

• 50:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 50:59Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I got a question for you, and I want you to be completely honest.

• 51:03Speaker 04

  God, what?

• 51:04Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't, I haven't briefed you saying I was gonna call you at all, right?

• 51:08Speaker 04

  No, I'm eating lunch. My mouth is full of food.

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, alright. Now, if I to- ask you what a corn pone is, what is that?

• 51:18Speaker 04

  It's that part of your head, like if you look in the crown of your head, or kinda like where there's a cow dick. It's kinda that middle part of your head.

• 51:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and then what's the kitchen?

• 51:29Speaker 04

  In the very back, like if you were to have your hair in a ponytail or something, and you feel under the back, back there, is, is the kitchen.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  Thanks, Mom. Appreciate you. You have a good rest of your day.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  You too. Bye.

• 51:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, can I be partial?

• 51:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that a black thing? Like, like, no, seriously, like, at some point, at some point, you're not gonna, you, you don't get to say these fake words, make me feel crazy, call your bloodline, and then confirm it for you. Call Lisa. Wait, call Lisa. Let's call Lisa. Let's call Lisa. That's how we're gonna deny this.

• 52:07Peyton Hardin?

  Call your mom and see if she asked you to go to corn pone.

• 52:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Here we go. Here we go.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  I thought that was lying. Hello?

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, Mom, what's up? You are, uh, you are currently live on the You Should Know Podcast, just letting you know.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, hi.

• 52:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, uh, question for you, mother. Now, I, first off, I did not brief you, right? I did not text you. You did not know you were getting this call.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  No, I did not.

• 52:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, do you know what a corn pone is?

• 52:42Speaker 04

  What a what?

• 52:47Speaker 04

  That probably tells you right there, right?

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you know, if I were to say a corn pone, do you know what that is?

• 52:53Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you know where? Like you have no clue, right?

• 52:57Speaker 04

  No, I've never heard that.

• 52:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so, it's so extraordinary. You, you actually have no idea what I'm talking about. You don't know if it's a person, place, thing. You have no clue.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  No, I don't. No, I've never heard that.

• 53:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so if I told you a corn pone is the brand new brand of motorized scooters that they dropped, does that ring any bell?

• 53:17Speaker 04

  No.

• 53:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, because apparently it's a location on the top of your head.

• 53:22Speaker 04

  What?

• 53:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. What about the kitchen? You know what a kitchen is?

• 53:26Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 53:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Not the one you cook in.

• 53:29Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 53:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, kitchen in terms-

• 53:34Speaker 04

  Kitchen I know.

• 53:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, in terms of the location on your skull, you know what the kitchen is?

• 53:39Speaker 04

  No.

• 53:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably not, right?

• 53:41Speaker 04

  No.

• 53:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Last one, was the last one you said?

• 53:43Peyton Hardin?

  The dip.

• 53:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, the dip. The dip's pretty obvious, but that's, I think that's more of speaking to its structure, not location. But, oh, just, just wanted to clarify, mom. Thank you.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  Yep, you're welcome.

• 53:54Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, love you. Have a great rest of your day.

• 53:56Speaker 04

  All right, love you too. Bye.

• 53:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  Now, to be fair-

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 54:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, I don't even think-

• 54:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Black.

• 54:06Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even think, I don't even think Lisa knows all the cuss words in the world.

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, she does.

• 54:12Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think she knows.

• 54:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, she does.

• 54:13Peyton Hardin?

  I think if you were to quiz her on cuss words, she'd be like, "Oh, I don't know."

• 54:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, you, you just need to, and there's nothing wrong with this. That's what, that's what I want you to know from me.

• 54:20Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 54:21Cameron Kennedy?

  There's nothing wrong with this, but it's not normal. Like, it's not, they're not this world renowned thing.

• 54:26Peyton Hardin?

  I want, I want to do this more on the extended episode, because there's so many people I could call that would know that. They would know the corn pone, the kitchen, the dip. My dad, white man, knows.

• 54:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Not to a black woman with black culture, black family for his whole life.

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  Liv. Liv would know it. Should we do one more?

• 54:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I guarantee Liv does not know.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  Should we call Liv?

• 54:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I guarantee Liv does not know.

• 54:42Peyton Hardin?

  Or should we wait till the extended?

• 54:45Speaker 05

  My grandma used to call me a cornpole. I would love to know what the she thinks that is.

• 54:53Peyton Hardin?

  Your grandma used to say that?

• 54:54Speaker 05

  She used to call me a cornpole.

• 54:56Peyton Hardin?

  She might bring your cornpole over here. She called you the top of her head. That's what she was calling me.

• 55:00Speaker 05

  I wanna know what her take is then on that.

• 55:03Peyton Hardin?

  We gotta do this on the extended. Let's fulfill the rest of this on the extended.

• 55:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I just want you to hear from me, your bestest of boos, that it's okay. You just need to come out and say, "Hey, this is me and my family's weird, strange traditions, and that's fine. Cornpoles, I don't think it's in Webster's. That's all I'm gonna say."

• 55:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I think the word is. The word might be.

• 55:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But use, like, I've never even, this is my head. Every part of it is just head. There's no top of head, back, "Hey, you're touching my head. I have an itch on my head." I don't, "Hey, can you scratch my cornpole?"

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lack of directness.

• 55:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, do you, or is your arm sectioned off?

• 55:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, forearm, bicep, tricep.

• 55:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are muscles.

• 55:47Peyton Hardin?

  Forearm is not a muscle.

• 55:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you have forearm muscles, but bicep and tricep is what I was speaking to. This, that's a part of your arm, sure.

• 55:54Peyton Hardin?

  Your lat.

• 55:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Your lat. You're naming muscles.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  Am I?

• 55:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're literally naming muscles.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you said, he said there's no sections of an arm, and I just named like-

• 56:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did not say that. I said, "Do you, I did not say there's no sections of the arm." I said, "Do you section off your arm?" is what I said.

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  That's not what she said.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause he's sectioning off his head.

• 56:14Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody's sections off their arm. There's sections of the body.

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Exa- I said-

• 56:16Peyton Hardin?

  Everything has a section. There's a, there's sections in your nose.

• 56:21Peyton Hardin?

  The bridge of your nose, the tip of your nose.

• 56:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So if you had an itch on your nose, you would literally say, "God, I have an itch on the bridge of my nose."

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I could.

• 56:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, yes you can.

• 56:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You would literally go, "My nose itches." You go, "My nose itches." You know you'd say that. My nose itches.

• 56:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, my nose itches means like, right, like we're in the nostrils, which is a different section of the nose.

• 56:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So then why don't you say nostrils?

• 56:39Peyton Hardin?

  I you I do.

• 56:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said if I say my nose itches, that would mean the nostrils, but you don't say it.

• 56:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying you can.

• 56:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you can.

• 56:46Peyton Hardin?

  I said there's different parts of every part of the body and you said, no, there's not. I said nose. You said, really? What is it? And I said, the bridge of the nose, the tip of the nose, the nostril.

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, I did not say that.

• 56:54Peyton Hardin?

  Holy shit.

• 56:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not say that. I said, do you section off every part of your body?

• 56:58Peyton Hardin?

  And your outfit sucks. Can I say that?

• 57:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 57:00Peyton Hardin?

  There's literally trees coming out of your drawers.

• 57:02Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 57:02Peyton Hardin?

  Like that, your outfit is so bad. No, no, you're you're dressed, you're dressed like a kid on a field trip.

• 57:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That is fine.

• 57:08Peyton Hardin?

  That got their Cheeto stolen.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That is fine. You weren't getting angry and you're directing it to me. That's fine.

• 57:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, you, oh my God.

• 57:14Cameron Kennedy?

  My head itches. I have an itch on my head.

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, which part?

• 57:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no one said that. Yeah, I got a corn bone. The kitchen's doing decent. The dip's a little itchy. Corn bone's a little dry.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  I literally said, can you get my corn bone? I literally said all the time, you get my kitchen. I swear to God, I can make a phone.

• 57:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, you've never said that. You've never said that to any of us. Oh my God.

• 57:32Peyton Hardin?

  I can make a phone call. I can make a phone call literally right now, but that person cannot be on air and they would say, yes, I do that.

• 57:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause you've done it to that person.

• 57:39Peyton Hardin?

  That means I do it. You said I don't do that.

• 57:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You've never done it to me.

• 57:42Peyton Hardin?

  I don't ask you to scratch my head because your fingers are weird.

• 57:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, my fingers are better than yours. My fingers are better than yours.

• 57:46Peyton Hardin?

  Ken, your fingers literally rounded off.

• 57:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they don't.

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  Your fingers, it looks like you had a tip of the finger and it got cut off and it's like a little amputee fingers. That sounds, oh my God, oh my God. Robbie has better hands than you.

• 57:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he doesn't. No, look at that little paw.

• 58:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, you know, I hit my head hard as. What part?

• 58:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Corn bone. I hit my head hard as. Why didn't you say dip? Why didn't you say your corn bone? Why didn't you say the kitchen?

• 58:15Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm, I'm, no, no, tell me, tell me. That's so bad.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, but okay, all right. Okay, that's not a good go, Cameron, because I'm not saying in every situation I say that. I've never said in every situation I said that. That's not true. No, I'd say to people that are scratching my head, lovely women that scratch my head. I say, I say, hey, can you get my?

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  You were gonna have to cut this out.

• 58:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I know you've said it to her.

• 58:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, now you can say it now you know.

• 58:50Cameron Kennedy?

  To her.

• 58:51Peyton Hardin?

  I call forty women right now and they say it.

• 58:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but that's you saying that to them.

• 58:55Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying I don't say, do I say it or do I not say it? You're saying I don't say that. I just said I do.

• 59:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm saying you have never said that to us.

• 59:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't ask y'all to touch me.

• 59:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I've literally scratched your head. I've literally scratched your head.

• 59:07Peyton Hardin?

  And I've told you the kitchen. How did you never heard me say that? You've heard me say that and you're podding right now.

• 59:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I've ne-

• 59:13Peyton Hardin?

  You're podding right now. He's faking it for the podcast. He's faking it for the podcast.

• 59:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I have never heard-

• 59:18Peyton Hardin?

  Put that on, put it on your son's life.

• 59:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never heard corn pone on Malachi, on his life.

• 59:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's not good.

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never heard-

• 59:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never heard corn pone, ever. I've never heard you say corn pone. I just put on my- How's my wife know what?

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  Where the corn pone in the kitchen is.

• 59:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably because she's black.

• 59:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not a black thing. It's a, my family-

• 59:42Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't even know, we don't even know she knows. We didn't call her.

• 59:45Peyton Hardin?

  Call, call, call your wife. Call your wife. This bit is going way too long.

• 59:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never heard that.

• 59:53Peyton Hardin?

  I put on Jesus Christ on that.

• 59:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, real quick, uh, you're on the podcast, by the way. So you're live.

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 1:00:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God. Okay. Do you know what a corn pone is?

• 1:00:05Speaker 04

  A what?

• 1:00:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Appreciate it, babe. A corn pone. Any idea? You can take a random guess.

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  A corn pone?

• 1:00:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:00:13Peyton Hardin?

  Corn pone kitchen.

• 1:00:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, like corn on the cob, like the food. Ah, close, but not really. So you've never heard it?

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  No idea. Never heard it.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Love you, babe. Drive safe.

• 1:00:23Peyton Hardin?

  What about a kitchen, Liv? Corn pone and kitchen?

• 1:00:25Cameron Kennedy?

  What about, what about corn pone and kitchen together? Does it ring a bell?

• 1:00:29Speaker 04

  Corn pone kitchen. Huh?

• 1:00:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, drive safe, babe. I love you.

• 1:00:34Speaker 04

  Are you in a joke?

• 1:00:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Nope.

• 1:00:37Peyton Hardin?

  Before we react to this, I got something to say.

• 1:00:39Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, love you. Drive safe.

• 1:00:43Peyton Hardin?

  Bye. Before we react to this, I got something to say. Before we react to this, I got something to say. This is the same woman who didn't know

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  who Rosa Parks was. That's fine. No, it's not fine. That is not fine. No, that's not fine. So shut up. So shut up. So shut up. I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not done. Can I talk? Can I talk? I'm not done. I'm not done. Same woman who didn't know what Rosa Parks was.

• 1:01:10Peyton Hardin?

  So can we say that Liv has never heard of Rosa Parks before?

• 1:01:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's an answer.

• 1:01:20Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:01:22Peyton Hardin?

  So you know how we just asked Liv, did she know what a cornpole in the kitchen is? She said no. She didn't know what Rosa Parks was either. So that means she's never learned about Rosa Parks? Because I know she has. Liv went to schoo- didn't- she went to school in Oklahoma? And let's be honest, not the sharpest that we've ever met.

• 1:01:41Peyton Hardin?

  Preston knows what that is. That's in his family.

• 1:01:44Peyton Hardin?

  He's definitely saying yes. I'm just saying you- This has been going too long. Okay, so I hit my head really hard in Toronto. Right? You hit your head hard? Hard as

• 1:01:57Peyton Hardin?

  on the side of the street. It doesn't matter. I hit my head hard as in Toronto. To the point I started like seeing the little flashy stars. God, I hate that. That happens when I stand up too fast. Right? And it had me thinking about my imminent death. How quick it could happen. Dude, yeah. But more practically, a coma.

• 1:02:18Peyton Hardin?

  And I have a question and I need this. How is that practical at all? That in the middle of your life, you bump your head and now you're thinking about being in a coma? Well, I watched a movie with Lindsay Lohan and she was in a coma on Christmas or something. And then Brenda Songz was in a coma and she was, and there wasn't really her husband who woke her up. It was a really crazy movie. Yeah, dude, I think that was on Lifetime. Yeah, yeah. The guy dies? Yeah, so I've, I've been really into comas recently. That sounds crazy. Yeah, that sounds wicked. God, dude.

• 1:02:49Peyton Hardin?

  And you, we know I don't have the best hygiene. Right? It's not A+. And genuine question, and I'm, I'm trying to be as-

• 1:02:59Peyton Hardin?

  What happens? Right?

• 1:03:02Cameron Kennedy?

  During a coma?

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hygienic wise.

• 1:03:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:03:05Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean? If I were to, if I were to be in a coma, do they, they bathe you, correct?

• 1:03:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sponge bath.

• 1:03:11Peyton Hardin?

  Now.

• 1:03:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Straight to the sack.

• 1:03:13Peyton Hardin?

  Would you? If I, if I knew for some reason, hey,

• 1:03:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:03:20Peyton Hardin?

  I'm going into a coma tomorrow.

• 1:03:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not.

• 1:03:25Peyton Hardin?

  But I was dead, Cam, I don't want anybody else touching me. Only you.

• 1:03:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't care. You, I go, hey, you'll never know. You, ah, hell, I will have this nurse who's trained and dedicated her life to this moment. Do that. And then when you wake up, I'll say, yeah, I did it. I did it. Hell, I'll take fake pictures. I'll be like,

• 1:03:45Cameron Kennedy?

  holding the sponge. If that, if that's your wish, I'll fake it till I make it. I'm not.

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  What's the extent you would do?

• 1:03:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd, I, I would brush your teeth.

• 1:03:53Peyton Hardin?

  Brush my teeth?

• 1:03:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Brush your teeth.

• 1:03:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there on the table. Actually, no, I wouldn't.

• 1:03:57Peyton Hardin?

  You really?

• 1:03:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No. I've seen their gagging, my best friend with a toothbrush, he's like this. No. No shot. I'd probably put deodorant on you.

• 1:04:06Peyton Hardin?

  Now I would need that.

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it. I'd probably go, God, yeah, he's a little ripe today. All right, you're all right, buddy.

• 1:04:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's so crazy.

• 1:04:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Put some sunglasses and a backwards ball cap on you.

• 1:04:16Peyton Hardin?

  That's the most I've, eh, eh, and it's, it's really starting to, to upset me. How little you genuinely care about me as a person.

• 1:04:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, that dude.

• 1:04:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's genuinely upsetting to me.

• 1:04:26Cameron Kennedy?

  This is going into the same, the, to the theory. There's no need for me to do that.

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  But I want it.

• 1:04:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's too bad sometimes.

• 1:04:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's the problem.

• 1:04:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's too bad.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  I would do anything you wanted me to.

• 1:04:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 1:04:38Peyton Hardin?

  All right, name one thing I've been done for you that you've asked me to.

• 1:04:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that, there, I could, okay. I, let's see, it's on the spot. Of course this is gonna happen.

• 1:04:48Peyton Hardin?

  And if he doesn't, I wanna go pay to.

• 1:04:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's on the spot. I'm thinking. It is on the spot.

• 1:04:55Peyton Hardin?

  There's, there's nothing.

• 1:04:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I, but I'm, my mind's not, I can't even.

• 1:04:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then I, I, there's, that, that means I always do stuff for you. So it's so hard for you to think of something I haven't done.

• 1:05:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm trying to think of something specific.

• 1:05:05Peyton Hardin?

  Anything. It doesn't have to be specific. Give me an overarching thing. Be a vague thing.

• 1:05:08Cameron Kennedy?

  There is, there's multiple things.

• 1:05:11Peyton Hardin?

  Like, oh, there's multiple, name one.

• 1:05:13Cameron Kennedy?

  There's more, if we say, if I, if I wanted to do something or go somewhere, but you did.

• 1:05:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's not for you. I'm saying for you.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What the does that even mean then?

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  Like, you washing my ass is for me.

• 1:05:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I would never do that.

• 1:05:27Peyton Hardin?

  I know.

• 1:05:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I would never even ask you to wash my ass!

• 1:05:29Peyton Hardin?

  And that's selfish on itself, because you know I'd want to.

• 1:05:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's strange, and there's no need! No, I'm not asking you, I would argue I love you more, because I'm not asking you to wash my- You either have a weird kink, or you have a weird thing where you want me to wash your-

• 1:05:44Peyton Hardin?

  Comfort thing, knowing the person I love the most in this world, even though it's not reciprocated.

• 1:05:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  Even though it's not reciprocated.

• 1:05:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Again, mine is, that's a comfort thing, mine is more love. I love you so much, you don't deserve to wash my sphincter. You're not gonna do it. It's gonna be someone that went to school for it.

• 1:06:00Peyton Hardin?

  You don't go to school for washing.

• 1:06:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You go to be a nurse.

• 1:06:03Peyton Hardin?

  To be a nurse, but like, you don't have to be a, there's no like, pro ass washer.

• 1:06:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, a pro ass, you can't-

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm definitely in the minor leagues. I am definitely in the minor leagues.

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't go pro for washing, but you can hell. You had a little, maybe a two-minute course.

• 1:06:18Peyton Hardin?

  What level would I be?

• 1:06:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You would be in the, you'd be a senior on JV washing.

• 1:06:26Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be a senior on JV, or like a, like a finance bro on an intramural team at college. That's what you'd be, that's what you'd be washing. For me, I'd be like, I'd be like a nice role player.

• 1:06:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:39Cameron Kennedy?

  But I sweat down there a lot.

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  And you know the part is-

• 1:06:42Cameron Kennedy?

  For teeth brushing, you're dead.

• 1:06:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, no, I'm not even on the team, I got cut. They didn't even let me into the tryout.

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you die, like, there's like, it's, it's all over, the whole thing's over.

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, there's, you know the part is, that I've been so open and honest on this podcast, unlike you for years, that everybody knows everything about me, and you have this fake facade about who you are as a man and a person.

• 1:07:01Cameron Kennedy?

  How is it a fake facade?

• 1:07:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just telling you.

• 1:07:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:07:03Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody knows everything about me, to the point where there's people making these fan edits of me now, and like, there's a lot of fan edits of me looking absolutely like a snack fest.

• 1:07:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Scrum.

• 1:07:12Peyton Hardin?

  Like an absolute Chinese buffet.

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:14Peyton Hardin?

  All you can eat, and on the main platter is Peyton.

• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:07:18Peyton Hardin?

  I look, I look at these, and they're fantastic. Then I go to the comments.

• 1:07:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, I read them too.

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  There's like four, five in a row, golly, he's so hot. He's a snack, or that little, that screenshot of Kermit the Frog opening up his little pocket. His little (bleep) pocket. I see those.

• 1:07:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What the (bleep) are you talking about? Kermit opened up an (bleep) pocket?

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  So you know how he's a puppet?

• 1:07:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:40Peyton Hardin?

  So there's a, there's a screenshot that they put in those, in those fan edits of him all bent over, opening that pocket up. It's one of my favorites. It's really funny and flattering, so thank you. But then, the (bleep) up part is, I'll keep going and reading comments, and then the majority of them are like, "Yeah, he's fine, but remember, he hasn't washed his (bleep) in a month, his teeth stink."

• 1:08:00Cameron Kennedy?

  My favorite are the ones that are still there for you. They go, "We know a lot about him, but he's still fine as hell. I don't care." For them having to say, "I don't care."

• 1:08:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, they are disregarding so much information.

• 1:08:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, there's a lot that's happened to them in life. If you're to the point where you know that about, and I appreciate it, and that's why the Peyton girlies and me are so strong.

• 1:08:19Cameron Kennedy?

  One out of 10, what is your morning breath? Like, right off the wake up?

• 1:08:21Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it has caused me issues recently. It has caused me, dude, I've lost women to that.

• 1:08:27Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  You can't stay at my house. I literally, I think my love life has taken a detour because of my morning breath. And I think, and it's not my teeth. It's really my tongue.

• 1:08:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, that's (bleep) gross. That is gro- what do you mean?

• 1:08:44Peyton Hardin?

  So like, a lot of morning breath is (growl), like, it's guttural, and it's like, it's the mouth. If I tuck my tongue, I'm fine. As long, if my tongue hits oxygen.

• 1:08:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 1:08:56Peyton Hardin?

  Clear the (bleep) room.

• 1:08:57Cameron Kennedy?

  There's two things wrong with that, quickly. One, how does one tuck their tongue?

• 1:09:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm back here. It's like you fold it back. It's like you fold it back, like, you know, when you're rolling your (rrrr), you just keep it in that back position. And you're talking to him like that? Yeah, I'm talking to him with the bottom of my tongue. Yeah.

• 1:09:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're talking to him like this?

• 1:09:15Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a problem, and so they probably think you're the (bleep) mummy.

• 1:09:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, cuz there's been, there's been girls, you know, I'm in the dating pool. There's been girls-

• 1:09:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Your top level free agent.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  Right, there's been girls that, you know, we're having, we're having good talks for a week. You stay over at my house, you know what I mean? I'll give you one stay over, but I'll have Listerine, little, those little, those little, those little acid-

• 1:09:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you keep that?

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dude-

• 1:09:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you keep the k-k-k-

• 1:09:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I got that, but then I got the little sneak joint-

• 1:09:37Cameron Kennedy?

  The little acid tabs of Listerine.

• 1:09:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'll put that on my tongue at 6 a.m. I know I'm about to wake up. I'll put that over-

• 1:09:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I would argue, dude, that might be a bad concoction.

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  But the part is-

• 1:09:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh-

• 1:09:49Peyton Hardin?

  I remember this one girl, she was staying the night at my house, and I, you know, she stayed for like two days. Both days, acid tab. Third day, she was like, let's switch sides of the bed. Oh, I don't got nothing on that side. I got no Listerine tabs on that side of the bed.

• 1:10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You got my whole first aid kit there. I got my Band-Aids, my knife-

• 1:10:05Peyton Hardin?

  And she went around with that nightstand. I say, oh, hey dude!

• 1:10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, whoa! Through your window.

• 1:10:11Peyton Hardin?

  And never talked to her after that. We can't flip, if we flip sides of the bed, it's the last time we talk.

• 1:10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you wake up in the morning-

• 1:10:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  With-

• 1:10:19Peyton Hardin?

  Wake up in the morning feeling like Cam Ken- No, we don't, you feel like it?

• 1:10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Oh! No, I forgot, I forgot about all, all the news and the national news. I forgot all about it. I was just singing the classic. I was singing the classic.

• 1:10:34Peyton Hardin?

  He, he, he, um, donated to his GoFundMe when he was in jail.

• 1:10:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did not, bro, no I did not. Run it back.

• 1:10:43Peyton Hardin?

  Wake up in the morning feeling like Cam Kennedy. Got my hips on my waist and they're really skinny. What were you saying?

• 1:10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  So, if you wake up with a girl that you court-

• 1:10:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're about to go, you're about, you're, you're about to start your day, and you wake up, you're only allowed one of these things. Shower-

• 1:11:08Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Or hygiene, which is cologne and teeth brush. You can only do one off the wake up, and then you have to go out with her. So you can't take your morning poop, or you can't shower.

• 1:11:19Peyton Hardin?

  Let me break this down to you right now.

• 1:11:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, what can you fucking-

• 1:11:22Peyton Hardin?

  There is a science, bub. I have spent so much anxious hours on this.

• 1:11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:11:29Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I'm not shitting if there's a, if there's a foreigner in my home. I don't sh- I have three levels of opportunity. I am not sh- I would literally go buy a hotel room down the street to go sh- it. I will not shit if there's a lovely lady in my house. I don't care how long, like, if we get like a year in, yeah, I'll do it.

• 1:11:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It takes 12 months to shit in front of someone.

• 1:11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Depends on the lady, but, so, that's not even an option. I will never shit in front of a foreigner, in front of a lady. I will never shit in front of a lady.

• 1:11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, you're, oh my god, that's-

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  What's the other one?

• 1:11:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Shower.

• 1:11:59Peyton Hardin?

  Shower.

• 1:12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Shower.

• 1:12:02Peyton Hardin?

  Is that kind of a birdbath? Like, can I birdbath it?

• 1:12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You chant birdbath.

• 1:12:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay, I'll just, you know, and I'm not proud of it, I do wake up wet, and so my, my webbing is real sticky. Dude, y'all don't want to use my hand towel in my bathroom, because that's, I've given a couple of quick wipes with that, don't use it. Your hands will start smelling worse after the, after the dry off.

• 1:12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it kind of f- me a little bit, like, you're making me ill.

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, don't smell the white one, don't smell it. That, that streak on, it's not a makeup streak.

• 1:12:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you-

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  Smell your hands after you wash my hands in my hu- oh, smell your hands after you wash your hands in my house, see what happens.

• 1:12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:12:38Peyton Hardin?

  Use my, use my towel, you're like, what the-

• 1:12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, P, you need, like, you understand you don't, like, you don't have to be like that. Like, that's the part that blows my mind. No, it's not.

• 1:12:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:12:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, but at what point do you just, like, foot down and you say, "I'm, I'm gonna change. I'm gonna change."

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm too strong, I'm 26.

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You're too strong, you're too strong. You're too persevering of a mind, you can, you can end this.

• 1:12:59Peyton Hardin?

  Now, would it be wrong, is it taking resources away from somebody to have like a hospice nurse right now at 26?

• 1:13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way you just said that. On the internet.

• 1:13:22Peyton Hardin?

  You would go, you would get-

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A first-class ticket.

• 1:13:27Peyton Hardin?

  Straight to- Highs bitter winds. That's bad. Now, that's too far. I was trying to extend the joke. My grandma, the one that died of cancer-

• 1:13:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop!

• 1:13:37Peyton Hardin?

  -severe pancreatic cancer.

• 1:13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You can-

• 1:13:39Peyton Hardin?

  She had a hospice nurse, and I said, "You work in overtime?" When she croaked, I said, "You want some more work?"

• 1:13:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You bubba? That's how I joke! No, yeah, but no, the jokes are fine, I understand. You're hurting. I understand it, bro. Hey, I got you. The cleanliness, the, like, like, you're a grown man. Yeah. No, I get it. What the f**k was that? You turned into a Sith Lord. I was saying you're a grown man, you were, "You're a..." Like, you got... Did I? Yeah, you were, "You're a..." Oh, I don't know. Oh, my god, that's your...

• 1:14:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you have, there's, it might be, this might be spiritual. Yeah. No, no, I'm not kidding. What? You really didn't hear yourself get deep right there? No, didn't. CJ didn't either. And then you started spitting stuff? No, no, we might... No, that's allergies. No, we might need, no, it might be an exorcism.

• 1:14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I forgot to tell you about this in, uh... Does it matter? It doesn't, but it was one of the cities, I was trying to get, I was trying to get proper. But I forgot to tell you about this, we were sitting out eating, and is, uh, it was one of the cities we went to, you went to the restroom, and as you're in the restroom, it happened like a split second, this guy and his son walks by us, and the, just the awful 21st century TikToking mind of myself, you know, I'm a grown man with my own kid, this little kid, probably a five-year-old boy. Well, oh, this is gonna sound awful saying now, he walks past with a ball cap on it that says "Meat Eater", and now I said, I said, "No, it has nothing to do with that", but I said, "As a father, why the f**k are you putting that hat on your kid, dog?

• 1:15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Why would you ever dress your son with a f**k ball cap that says 'Meat Eater'?" And it was all caps, no logo, no f**k branding, just f**ked Meat Eater right on his forehead.

• 1:15:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I was looking for like Nathan's hot dog challenge. I was looking for like an emblem. There was nothing else on the hat.

• 1:15:48Peyton Hardin?

  There was a plain J-Haz.

• 1:15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Plain ball cap that read in all caps, stitched lettering, "Meat Eater." And his little walk around, happy as can be. And I'm just like, "That dad sucks, man." He sucks. Like, there's no, oh, no, don't do, no, don't do that. I'm saying, that's a, that's a, that's a sh-.

• 1:16:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, sir.

• 1:16:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a sh** thing as a dad to do.

• 1:16:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So it made me think. Is there anything that I could do?

• 1:16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  To Malachi, to where you would, like, you could not help but jump in and tell, like, tell me no.

• 1:16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Stop you from doing it?

• 1:16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop me. Addressing an attitude, a making-

• 1:16:30Peyton Hardin?

  There's already stuff he does I want you to stop, and you don't do it.

• 1:16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, not something he does. Wait, what the? Wait.

• 1:16:36Peyton Hardin?

  There's things your son does I don't like. And I can't step in, it's not my, my position, but I've brought it up in jokes.

• 1:16:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Riddle me, let me know.

• 1:16:43Peyton Hardin?

  I do not like how your son puts his whole forearm in his mouth.

• 1:16:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, he's teething.

• 1:16:47Peyton Hardin?

  But he gags himself.

• 1:16:48Cameron Kennedy?

  He does, yesterday he threw up. He literally, yesterday?

• 1:16:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So he's teething, he's very close to his first little white tooth poking out. So he's always just, any, anything that's in his hands, in his mouth, because it soothes it. Yesterday, he literally went, like, that deep, and he goes, "Ah, ah." And it was vomit, and it smelled awful.

• 1:17:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  But, okay, what else?

• 1:17:09Peyton Hardin?

  But y'all don't stop it.

• 1:17:09Cameron Kennedy?

  What other problems you have with my teeth?

• 1:17:10Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I said it last episode, I don't like the way y'all dress him to the pool.

• 1:17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He, he-

• 1:17:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the way I dress him to the pool.

• 1:17:15Cameron Kennedy?

  He's super sensitive, and he has very light, light, light, white skin.

• 1:17:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 1:17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He's damn sure seethrough.

• 1:17:22Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the way y'all dress him to the pool.

• 1:17:23Cameron Kennedy?

  He'd burn like a son of a, if we didn't have him in long sleeves and pants.

• 1:17:27Peyton Hardin?

  Give him like a more, give him a little more stylistic choice.

• 1:17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  He doesn't need it, like, he's a six-month-old baby.

• 1:17:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's fine. I just don't like it, and that's okay.

• 1:17:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that, this is not where it was supposed to go.

• 1:17:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well-

• 1:17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're pissing me off.

• 1:17:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a baby!

• 1:17:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's, what was your question?

• 1:17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, what, to what extent, something that I'm doing, like, I am dressing Malachi a certain way. I'm making him do this action. You're complaining about self-thinks. The pool, sure, but he has to. But I'm talking like five years old. Like, at what point would you literally have to jump in, "I can't allow this."

• 1:17:59Peyton Hardin?

  If you ever put my nephew in a leash. Now, if you, no, you shut the hell up. And I'm being dead serious, and I'm gonna talk to Liv about this too. If your son ever has a-

• 1:18:10Cameron Kennedy?

  A human leash?

• 1:18:11Peyton Hardin?

  A zebra leash on his back, inside of a Kroger. I mean, I will never talk to you again.

• 1:18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I would never do that.

• 1:18:19Peyton Hardin?

  And I thought he had one.

• 1:18:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I would never leash-

• 1:18:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cause he has this little fall backpack that's a monkey.

• 1:18:25Peyton Hardin?

  He has this little backpack they put on him, cause he-

• 1:18:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't do that!

• 1:18:28Peyton Hardin?

  He's able to sit up now on his own.

• 1:18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so cute.

• 1:18:30Peyton Hardin?

  And it's so cute, but sometimes he has the Kennedy head, it's from him. He's like a lot of weight.

• 1:18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He's in the 84th percentile.

• 1:18:37Peyton Hardin?

  And so, and that's why he's bald a little bit, the hair follicles can't develop with the size of that kid's head.

• 1:18:53Cameron Kennedy?

  There's more skin than there's pores?

• 1:18:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, 100%.

• 1:18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He has poreless skin?

• 1:18:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the hair follicles like, "What the, we cannot grow this ra-

• 1:19:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, there's more head? They go, "Just take it when you see it." And it's pop out.

• 1:19:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's so-

• 1:19:11Peyton Hardin?

  Thought y'all got him, cause Liv just came in and put this backpack on him, and I said, "If there's a string that comes out of that backpack, and y'all start to walk him, because he can't even crawl."

• 1:19:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'd argue I'd get a divorce. Like, if I'm dead serious, I'm not kidding.

• 1:19:26Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, and if he gets to stroller age, right, cause he's gonna be a tall kid.

• 1:19:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:19:30Peyton Hardin?

  If he gets to stroller age, and his legs are hanging out that much and touching the ground, I'm never talking to you again.

• 1:19:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:19:39Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:19:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you remember the airport incident in Boston? It just reminded me.

• 1:19:44Peyton Hardin?

  What happened in Boston?

• 1:19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  There was the, there was that five-year-old kid.

• 1:19:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Still had his pasty in his mouth?

• 1:19:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't see that. But I don't know what pacifier age is, I don't know.

• 1:19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Not five. Five years old, he can be like, "Dad, I want Whataburger."

• 1:20:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's going, "Okay, but you could, he could be a big kid."

• 1:20:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, a lot of people, whenever I was a baby, thought I was like, you know, like, I was like, doing things too old, but I was just a big kid, I was a big baby.

• 1:20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You've worked, dude, you-

• 1:20:14Peyton Hardin?

  I was massive, bro.

• 1:20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  People don't understand, you are like, you're a big-

• 1:20:19Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, he's like, "You are big."

• 1:20:23Cameron Kennedy?

  And I guess I never realized it in myself either.

• 1:20:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  But like, looking at us, like, I'll have these random moments of just like, like a, a clean slate mind.

• 1:20:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Where it's say like, we're, we're with each other and I turn around and I see you next to just like a Jane Doe. Like a regular person. I'm just like, man, like, you are, you're genuinely a big person.

• 1:20:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You know?

• 1:20:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna start taking, I'm gonna start taking money from people in our meet and greets.

• 1:20:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna start taking money from y'all. Like, I'm literally gonna take money from them. I'm gonna take money out of their pocket.

• 1:20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean?

• 1:20:55Peyton Hardin?

  Every time somebody comments on our height, I'm taking five dollars.

• 1:20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, you go, hey, that'll be five. That'll be five. I was, I was gonna say something, it would've got real dark.

• 1:21:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, don't, don't, don't.

• 1:21:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, good.

• 1:21:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, but, but, I'm just kidding, I love that.

• 1:21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm itching, I'm itching to say it.

• 1:21:08Peyton Hardin?

  Well, we got, I wanna say something. I wanna talk about something that happened at our Columbus, Ohio show. Now.

• 1:21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful show.

• 1:21:15Peyton Hardin?

  It was a beautiful show. Love that show. We're gonna talk about more in-depth of the tour on the extended episodes and like these behind the scenes stories. Cause K-Rob and Pierce, they were there and we got some crazy [__] happened.

• 1:21:28Peyton Hardin?

  And we're gonna rank the shows so far what we've done.

• 1:21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm.

• 1:21:32Peyton Hardin?

  Columbus, Ohio, we were lucky enough and we got the honor of fulfilling a Make-A-Wish for a lovely girl named Savannah.

• 1:21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:21:42Peyton Hardin?

  Savannah, she is the coolest girl in our whole family that we have ever met. And we got reached out to by Make-A-Wish Foundation like a month or so ago. And they were like, hey, there's a girl named Savannah. She, her wish is to come to your show in, um, Columbus.

• 1:21:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:21:59Peyton Hardin?

  And we were like, of course. Like, why?

• 1:22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, no brainer.

• 1:22:02Peyton Hardin?

  I honestly, when that first happened, I got emotional, cause I felt bad. I was like, there's no, like, that we, we're not that important. You know what I mean? Like, there's... But we were very honored and so this week or this last week when we did our Columbus show, we met her and she was so cool.

• 1:22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  She's, I mean, it, it, it was just, she was honestly amazing. Like Savannah, I, you're watching, you're amazing. Like you're just an awesome, awesome person.

• 1:22:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and you can see the moment we had on stage on the You Should Know Podcast Instagram and all our Instagrams. And then in the documentary that comes out after the tour, you can see all the behind the scenes that we talked with her. She's, she's literally, I kid you not, so, um, positive.

• 1:22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:22:47Peyton Hardin?

  And like optimistic about life and just like this light in, in, in a room and, um, being able to fulfill that dream was the biggest honor and we did something cool. She is gonna be now the official, um, third host of the You Should Know Podcast. So everybody make some noise for new host Savannah.

• 1:23:09Peyton Hardin?

  Since she is the third host of the You Should Know Podcast, everybody take a look at the middle screen to the logo with Savannah. Round of applause.

• 1:23:23Peyton Hardin?

  So on next week's episode, she's gonna be in the intro video, this as this logo and then this logo is gonna be up there the whole, um, episode. Savannah is super cool. Um, I think Make-A-Wish is gonna put out an article about her so y'all can read more about the story. As soon as that comes out, we'll link it to everything.

• 1:23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Her family too, man. Her mom, her dad, her sister, just everyone. I mean, it was just, it's one of those moments that if you didn't know, like you'd have no clue.

• 1:23:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you'd have no clue because they're just so positive, funny people, like just kind spirited, like it was just awesome, awesome.

• 1:24:00Peyton Hardin?

  So cool and I'm glad that she felt that she got what she wanted out of the experience. Um, she seemed really happy and that's the, that was the biggest thing we wanted. Um,

• 1:24:14Peyton Hardin?

  Even though we fulfilled the make a wish, I, I, I don't know what the rules are, but I would love to have her come out to Dallas. I want her to come here. We can have an episode with her on Patreon. Like that would be

• 1:24:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be lit.

• 1:24:26Peyton Hardin?

  Super sick. So yeah, y'all are gonna, y'all are gonna see more of Savannah. She's, hopefully we can get her here, or you know, go back to Columbus, because I really did like

• 1:24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Columbus is lit.

• 1:24:35Peyton Hardin?

  I did like Columbus a lot. Um, so everybody, I think, I think she should be the secret code.

• 1:24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 1:24:42Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I think we should, we should, we should do that.

• 1:24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. Well, before we get out of here, first off, thank you so much coming back, episode 176. We are happy to be back in the motherland, back in Triple D, Dallas, East Coast. Y'all were amazing. Remember, go to the Patreon to see us. Talk about it, rank the shows, talk about the crazy crowds, the great crowds and everything in between. That is the second link in the description right there. The first one is to get your tickets. We got five domestic shows remaining. We got Charlotte, Atlanta, Tampa, Nashville, and Houston. There's few tickets left in each of those spots. Click that link. We'll see you there. But to confuse the casuals, get the good karma, this week's secret code

• 1:25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  as daddy, uncle, DJ, doctor, and everything in between P said is gonna be C-H-S.

• 1:25:32Peyton Hardin?

  C-H-S, what could that be? You say it.

• 1:25:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Co-host Savannah.

• 1:25:34Peyton Hardin?

  Co-host Savannah.

• 1:25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Co-host Savannah, write it, leave it everywhere, show some love to her, leave it everywhere.

• 1:25:43Peyton Hardin?

  Guys, we love you. We'll see you over at the Patreon. Remember, 1 out of 10 wild bears don't make it home to Christmas, and we'll see ya

• 1:25:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Next.

• 1:25:51Peyton Hardin?

  Savannah, what's up, girl? You good? You still listening to Drake?

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