Ask, Tell, Confess: I Hate The Way My Vagina Looks

The girlies kick off the show with a chat about boobies and bodies, reminding everyone to embrace what they’ve got innie, outie, or otherwise. Then, a Tinder date takes a dark Dexter-style turn, the crew dives into the energy exchange of dating and hookups, and a listener discovers she’s sharing a man with her mom. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I wanna know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the DeForts, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:39Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:48Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome back to another Ask, tell.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  Who's gonna do it?

• 1:02Bunnie XO?

  Confess.

• 1:07Bunnie XO?

  How are you guys doing?

• 1:09Speaker 03

  Doing good.

• 1:10Bunnie XO?

  Long time no see, you little donkeys.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  Donkey.

• 1:15Bunnie XO?

  Little donkeys. What are you guys doing? How you doing? Who you doing?

• 1:19Speaker 03

  No one.

• 1:20Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you're doing somebody.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  I'm doing no one.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Are we doing someone?

• 1:25Speaker 03

  No, I'm not doing anyone.

• 1:26Bunnie XO?

  You're doing no one?

• 1:27Speaker 03

  Nobody.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:30Bunnie XO?

  Alright, what about you? When was the last time you were doing someone?

• 1:34Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't, probably Hawaii.

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  Really?

• 1:38Speaker 02

  I know, we got kids, you guys.

• 1:39Bunnie XO?

  No, I, who am I? My husband has not been home in 20 days.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, we got kids, so.

• 1:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I, last time I got done was in Hawaii too, so.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:48Bunnie XO?

  It's hard, separation, I'm like, bro.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  I will say I got a gnarly UTI from that, and I don't know if it was the nonstop or the ocean water.

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  All of it, it was all of it.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Muddy. I told him, I was like, this was probably a combination of the fact that like, there was so much sand in there at one point.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  So much in your vagina.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Bro.

• 2:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  Sand, mud.

• 2:09Bunnie XO?

  But like, if you're getting, if you're not used to getting dick down constantly, like she shrivels up a bit and is like, hey, what's going on here? Like, I know mine's, mine is like protective. It's like, what is happening and why are we doing this so much?

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, we got it in while we could, no kids.

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  Literally.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Let's fuck.

• 2:27Bunnie XO?

  What about you, Jaime? Who you doing? How you doing?

• 2:29Speaker 04

  I'm doing very well. Um, yeah, just uh.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  When are we gonna see Brooke's tits?

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've been waiting on this.

• 2:36Bunnie XO?

  You have not showed us your girlfriend's boobs. Call Brooke right now and ask her if we can show her tits.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  About her boobies?

• 2:42Bunnie XO?

  On the show.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Easier.

• 2:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we need to know. Tell her she's on air too before she responds.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  So that she knows she's being recorded.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Face timer, tell her to go to the bathroom.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Let me see them titties.

• 2:59Speaker 04

  Alright, we're FaceTiming.

• 3:00Bunnie XO?

  Alright, Brooke. We're FaceTiming Jaime's hot ass girlfriend.

• 3:07Bunnie XO?

  Watch her not answer.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Why, she's not gonna answer.

• 3:10Bunnie XO?

  She's like, what does he want? He finally left her alone.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Oh, lift it.

• 3:14Speaker 04

  Hey babe.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  We got a question for you.

• 3:17Bunnie XO?

  Turn it up. She's very quiet. Hi Brooke, you're on air right now.

• 3:23Speaker 04

  You are on air. Um, they would like to see your boobies if that is okay.

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  No, you don't gotta show them. He's gonna show us a picture.

• 3:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  A picture of my boobs.

• 3:38Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Please and thank you.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Please.

• 3:40Bunnie XO?

  We wanted your permission before he showed us.

• 3:43Speaker 04

  I think so. I think I have like an old nude from when like when we were dating.

• 3:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:50Bunnie XO?

  That's hot though, that he still carries around a nude from when you guys first started dating?

• 3:55Speaker 05

  Honestly, yeah, you can show them, just as long as you don't show the viewers.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  No, we won't show the viewers. No.

• 4:03Bunnie XO?

  We would never do that. But we're just gonna describe how beautiful they are, cuz Jaime is always talking about how hot your rack is on air, so it's like, we really need to see that.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  We need visuals. I'm a visual learner.

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, so.

• 4:15Speaker 05

  I'm so flattered. I'm blushing.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Alright, hang up. I wanna see some tits.

• 4:20Speaker 04

  Alright. Thanks babe. Love you, bye.

• 4:24Bunnie XO?

  Can't wait.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Pull it up.

• 4:26Bunnie XO?

  We have been waiting months for this.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, we have asked literally weekly since you've been hired.

• 4:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, weekly, and he's finally shown on the rack.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  This is the only reason we've kept you so long.

• 4:35Bunnie XO?

  We got consent from Brooke.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  We're waiting.

• 4:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, because he was gonna show us without consent and I felt bad.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Oh, here we go, here we go. I'm gonna need this up close too, you can't show from there.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Give it a zoom, can we display it on the TV?

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:53Bunnie XO?

  And we'll just blur it out?

• 4:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, hold on.

• 4:57Bunnie XO?

  Well, listen, guys, he's having a dig for this picture because they've been together a long time.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Do you guys not send nudes anymore?

• 5:03Speaker 04

  I don't think so, I mean, I see her boobies every day.

• 5:05Bunnie XO?

  I rarely send nudes to Jay anymore.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  Not really.

• 5:08Bunnie XO?

  My husband doesn't give me the reaction I want. Like, if I'm gonna send a nude, I want you to be like, "God dang, baby, you are so fuckin' fine." My husband's like, "What are you doing?"

• 5:16Speaker 03

  I'm horny now.

• 5:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, he's like, "What are you doing? Come over, come on down the stairs."

• 5:21Speaker 02

  I mean, when you get it, like, I get out of the shower and there's a nude.

• 5:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  You know what I mean, it's like, it's not as lucrative.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  He watches me shower every day. Send Jason a nude right now. I wanna see his reaction on camera.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  No, he's got all the ones.

• 5:32Bunnie XO?

  Do you have any nudes on your phone?

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm sure.

• 5:35Bunnie XO?

  Of yourself?

• 5:36Speaker 02

  I'm sure.

• 5:37Bunnie XO?

  I wanna see.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Who else would they be?

• 5:39Speaker 03

  Why wouldn't?

• 5:42Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I've got, listen, I have over like eighty thousand pictures and videos in my phone.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:47Bunnie XO?

  A lot of them are screenshots for you hoes, but fucking, I have like so much shit. I had so much shit on my phone that I had to transfer some of it to my backup phone.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Really?

• 5:57Bunnie XO?

  So I wouldn't lose any of it, yeah.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  Lord, you got a lot of stuff on your phone.

• 6:00Speaker 04

  I just asked her to resend it because I cannot find it in my phone.

• 6:04Bunnie XO?

  Son of a bitch, Jaime.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  You can type in nude in your camera roll search.

• 6:08Bunnie XO?

  Or like the year that she would send it to you, yeah, type in like the year you guys got together.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  Literally search nude or naked.

• 6:14Bunnie XO?

  Alright, so we'll start with our first story while Jaime is looking for this.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  You look anxious, are you starting or are you just so excited?

• 6:21Bunnie XO?

  Look, it's two twenty-two, and then I have two twenty-two on my tainted angel sweatshirt.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was meant to be.

• 6:28Bunnie XO?

  That's an angel number, that's, you know what, I was so stressed out today, that's the angels. What does two twenty-two mean in angel numbers? Let's see really quick.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  And you have the tattoo.

• 6:37Bunnie XO?

  Siri, what does two two two in angel numbers mean?

• 6:46Bunnie XO?

  It means harmony and peace. Angel number 222 stands for harmony and peace. It is a symbol of balance, harmony and cooperation in very aspects, various aspects of life.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Oh, it's so fitting for today.

• 6:59Bunnie XO?

  That is so fitting for today. I can't wait to share this journey that we're on with you guys, man. You guys are gonna really be excited.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  A lot of people are gonna really.

• 7:06Bunnie XO?

  Can't tell you what it is we're doing, but you know. Alright, so I have two questions that, and we'll just go with one.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  I feel like we've like stopped asking as many questions because we've gotten so many good stories lately. I'm glad that we're going into the questions.

• 7:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so this girl wrote in the DM, so I'm not gonna say her name. Um, she said she was just listening to the new Ask Tell Confess episode and wanted to ask my advice because I feel like you may be able to relate. I know you have talked about your labiaplasty in the past, but I am so insecure about mine. It's preventing me from so much. I wanna go out and have fun with guys, but I hate the way my vagina looks. And I know people say it's not a big deal to guys, they just want it. But I don't feel like that's entirely true and I don't see myself ever being able to afford or get surgery. I don't have the best medical insurance. It's awful and I just wanna be happy. Do you have any advice for overcoming this? What should I do? I feel like this should be talked about a little bit more because

• 8:06Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna choose my words wisely here because I don't wanna ever insult anybody. I feel like with porn, it creates this fantasy that everybody wants like the clean shaven girl who doesn't have any outer lips, you know? And I think that that's so wrong because I got my labiaplasty because I felt the same exact way she did, you know? And I was just like, you know, and it's not that I had like too much lip, but it was just, it didn't look like the girls in porn. And I was in the adult industry and I wanted to have something similar. And

• 8:44Bunnie XO?

  And I'm very happy with my decision, but I have friends who have outies because we call them Inis and outies. And I have friends that have outies and I think they're beautiful. Like, I genuinely think that women who, we're all made differently. We don't all want to look like a Barbie, you know, like, we all want, you want to be different. And I feel like your vagina has as much personality as your face. And use that motherfucker.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  That is the quote of the day, guys.

• 9:13Bunnie XO?

  Till the wheels fall off, like, and be proud of, there's gonna be a man out there who's going to love every piece of you.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  And I feel like with modern, like, OnlyFans and more like porn that's coming out, these like homemade videos have really shed light on, I hear in my face, it's really shed light on the difference in like bodies. And it's really helped a lot of women become so much more comfortable with that. So what maybe that could help is even if you couldn't afford it, find like, the side of the industry that has something similar to yours and realize like, there are so many other.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Is it weird that I lowkey like outies?

• 9:50Bunnie XO?

  I love outies. Christie Mack has an outie and her vagina is beautiful, dude.

• 9:54Speaker 02

  Exactly. So maybe she's watching a certain kind of porn that she thinks is beautiful, but she needs to find the beauty in what she has.

• 10:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And you know, as women, we always want what we don't have. So there's a girl that has an Inie that's looking at your outie being like, man, I wish I had a little more lips, you know? There's a blonde that's thinking, man, I wish I was a brunette. Me. There's a brunette, and I really am a brunette. I'm trying to go back dark and it's been a hellacious process. But as women, we have to really start loving ourselves for who we are. And we have to start

• 10:28Bunnie XO?

  finding ways to love ourselves more. Because I just feel like we are our worst enemies and we're always critiquing ourselves.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  I say that about like my self-love journey, when I was trying to love myself bigger so that I could love myself more as I like, became smaller, because I always felt like in the past, it was always like, no matter how much weight I lost, I wasn't happy because I didn't love myself, regardless of who I was. So it was really cool to love myself at a bigger size. And now that I'm smaller, I appreciate. Every step along the way.

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  It's really, it's crazy how I told myself at one point, if I could teach myself how to drive a car, uh, if I could teach myself to become a hairstylist or whatever I've taught myself that I didn't know prior, then why couldn't I teach myself how to love myself? Cause there's plenty of people out there who do love themselves.

• 11:11Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  So it was a mind over matter kind of situation, literally.

• 11:14Bunnie XO?

  And a perfect example that I want to use too, uh, uh, for this is I had a beautiful rack before I got my boobs done. Like my natural tits were.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  You already had a lot of tits.

• 11:25Bunnie XO?

  But because I caught my ex watching certain porn stars who had big fake boobs, I wanted to make him happy. And I ended up getting huge fake boobs that did nothing but cause complications to my body. My implant folded in half.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  How big were they?

• 11:42Bunnie XO?

  Uh, four hundred and ninety cc, but what ha- I, that's already on top of a lot of breast tissue. So I ended up almost being an E after it was all said and done. And then my left tit started growing to triple the size of what my right tit was because my implant was folded. And a lobster claw, like a big, huge lo- lobster claw, piece of meat of scar tissue grew inside of me and was making me sick. And I did that all to make a man happy.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 12:13Bunnie XO?

  And then I ended up getting him fucking taken out.

• 12:17Bunnie XO?

  And to top it off, after I had my ex-plant is when I started my OnlyFans and made fucking millions of dollars.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  On all natural.

• 12:25Bunnie XO?

  All with natural boobs. So if I could just teach you guys something, cause I'm the, you know, yes, I get botox, yes, I get my lips done. I stopped getting filler in my face about two years ago. As you get older, you get more comfortable with imperfection and you want to be different.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:41Bunnie XO?

  So please just know how you're feeling when you're in your twenties and thirties is not how you're going to be feeling when you're in your forties and fifties.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:48Bunnie XO?

  It's, it's a journey of self-love and we're all on this journey together. So we just all gotta lift each other up and just know that you're perfectly, you're perfectly imperfect.

• 12:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you have no idea how happy you are on the other side of it.

• 13:01Bunnie XO?

  Absolutely.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  I didn't wear shorts for seventeen. Years because a kid in seventh grade made fun of how fat med legs were.

• 13:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  So I missed out on seventeen years of wearing shorts to the member of the first year I started wearing shorts. I wore them in the dead of winter. She goes, we're gonna go buy you pants.

• 13:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was like, I love you. You're gonna get sick.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  My first year in shorts, I'm gonna wear it all year long. Don't even care. It was snow. I was coming into the studio one day. She was like, can you put some pants on?

• 13:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was like, bro, you're gonna get sick.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  So freeing on the other side of it. Just know that.

• 13:32Bunnie XO?

  So I know we didn't give you the answer you probably wanted, but I hope we gave you some perspective.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, and everyone else listening to this who may not have been as comfortable to ask a question like that.

• 13:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, absolutely. All right. Haley got excited a second ago, so I know we, I know we had tits pop up on the screen, but let's take a gander. We're gonna see Brooke's Hooters right now.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  Here we go.

• 13:52Bunnie XO?

  Here we go.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  Turn it sideways, please.

• 13:55Bunnie XO?

  Zoom in. Look at Brooke.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Please zoom in.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my God, she's so hot, dude. Yeah, we got the full Monty. We got it all. Bro, Brooke is so fire, dude. I'm gonna go whack off to this picture.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I gotta go.

• 14:16Bunnie XO?

  Tell Brooke like, hey, listen, it's bad enough. We just exploited her onto millions of people, but hey, can she send us that picture? She's so hot, dude. She's perfect.

• 14:27Speaker 03

  The perfect nipple size.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Did you take this?

• 14:29Speaker 04

  No, it was her roommate. Which is why it's so, you know.

• 14:34Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  Artistic and yeah.

• 14:36Bunnie XO?

  I love it.

• 14:40Bunnie XO?

  She's so hot, dude. Hi, me. You scored.

• 14:48Bunnie XO?

  Love that.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Did she say, don't ghost me?

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:57Speaker 04

  She just texted me just now. She was like.

• 14:59Speaker 06

  Don't ghost me after I send you this nude now lol.

• 15:02Bunnie XO?

  Oh my gosh, I'd be like, I'm, all I'm doing is thinking about getting home to you, baby.

• 15:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Say sorry, I'm mopping up everyone's drool.

• 15:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yes, absolutely.

• 15:12Speaker 06

  Right now.

• 15:13Bunnie XO?

  She's so fire. Alright, what do you guys got for me?

• 15:17Speaker 03

  I have an ask. Have you guys ever heard of the Tinder date gone wrong that recently happened where she came out? And the cops told her she needed to see her apartment. It was covered in plastic. You can find it on TikTok.

• 15:31Bunnie XO?

  So I heard a little bit about this, but can we find the clip?

• 15:35Speaker 03

  Can we pull this up?

• 15:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, let's pull this up.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  I heard a little bit about it, but.

• 15:40Bunnie XO?

  It's crazy. That's like some real life Dexter shit. Can we put this on the screen and turn it up? Crank it up.

• 15:48Bunnie XO?

  Hold on, I got this right here. Somebody's telling it on a podcast too.

• 15:51Speaker 06

  Tinder story is not mine, but a friend of mine. Now, obviously that raises, you know, we're not necessarily big fans of. I'm big fans of that, but you know, it, it works, it works.

• 16:03Speaker 07

  Raises some suspicions.

• 16:04Speaker 06

  Yes, absolutely. Some eyebrows. Uh, this story happened in Vienna. My friend met a guy on Tinder and went on a few dates with him. About, uh, for about a month. One day she decided after a date to finally invite him to her house for a drink. During these drinks, she started feeling some weird vibes from him. So when, uh, sorry, uh, weird vibes from him. So when it was time to go to bed, she asked him if he would be okay with sleeping on the couch in the living room. He said, yes. Good man, as you should. For some reason, she decided to lock her bedroom. She's always been a little bit paranoid and then she went to sleep. In the middle of the night, she, she heard her door handle move. She woke up, uh, and asked him, are you okay?

• 16:48Speaker 06

  Thinking maybe he was looking for the bathroom and he didn't answer. She got very spooked and called the police. The police arrived and she wearily opened the door and told them he was in the living room. A police officer went into the living room down the hall and came back. He got on his walkie talkie immediately and told her not to go into the living room. Apparently there was a bunch of knives in the living room floor and plastic over some of the furniture. Had she not locked the door, she would probably be dead. Unfortunately.

• 17:20Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 17:21Bunnie XO?

  So this is, okay, so this is one of those stories that's a friend of a friend of a friend that has been kind of, but still, let's hypothetically speaking, that's kind of hot.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Shout out the fellas for having this on there.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  That's kind of hot.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 17:38Bunnie XO?

  I only say that it's hot joking around because I, if you fucking ever watched Dexter, bro, like I.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  I loved Dexter.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  I love Dexter. That's some Dexter shit.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  That is some Dexter shit right there though.

• 17:52Bunnie XO?

  And he was a good guy. He was.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  He was. Dexter was the good guy.

• 17:55Bunnie XO?

  So, but if that happened in real life, scary. Like, get the fuck out of my house.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Terrified.

• 18:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  Terrified.

• 18:01Bunnie XO?

  But that's why.

• 18:02Speaker 03

  This is why I don't wanna date and I don't want anyone over to my house.

• 18:05Bunnie XO?

  Well, you have to.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  They're not coming to my house.

• 18:07Bunnie XO?

  You have to be careful nowadays because people are just fucking, like, I don't, it's free Willie out here, dude.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  I've never dated in like the online like app era. I've only, I met Jason so long ago that.

• 18:21Bunnie XO?

  Luckily, I haven't either.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, that. She's like, oh god. I mean, I just couldn't imagine just swiping until you found someone that you found attractive and then just going for it. I don't know. I guess that's like a mental thing that like.

• 18:36Bunnie XO?

  Well, the problem is, and there are some people who find love that way, but the problem is, is we're in a microwave era. So as quick as you swipe left, that person is out of sight, out of mind.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  It could have been a really just bad photo of them.

• 18:48Bunnie XO?

  Nobody has real connections with anybody anymore. Like, nobody, it's like, everybody wants to have a relationship over text. Nobody wants to meet in person. Nobody, you know, it's fucking weird.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Where do people meet nowadays? Do you just meet at the bars? Yeah?

• 19:03Bunnie XO?

  That's how I always met people was at bars. Like, at least it's real life.

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Or like set up by a friend.

• 19:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  Yes, but like, even then, like, I don't, I think that's happened to me one time where someone was like, yo, you would really like my cousin. And I really did like talk to him for like a year, ended bad. But that was the only time I got set up, like, a mutual friend that was like, I know you and I know you and I know you guys would be good together.

• 19:28Bunnie XO?

  What? You know what I'm jealous of is people who can meet at church. Like that people who meet at church and can like fall in love and have like real good relationships. Like, why wasn't that in my fucking fairy tale?

• 19:39Speaker 03

  I mean, my church, they were all married and older.

• 19:42Bunnie XO?

  What is it?

• 19:43Speaker 03

  My church, they were all married and older. Like, there was really no one, there was people my age, but.

• 19:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but I just, you know, I, I think that, that this is a lesson, even if this isn't a true story, because nobody can seem to find facts anywhere. Um, that, you know, girls, I know you want to get it on. Listen, when I was single, I used to bang them on the hood of my car. Or like in the backseat of my car. And then that way they never had to come home with me, you know? So.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  Ever since I like, I was celibate for almost two years, that's what really let me like not have just random guys over to my house all the time. Cause I was like, and I got stolen from one time, but like after that.

• 20:23Bunnie XO?

  Bro, after the family guy whack off.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  That's, that's who started, that's who started my celibacy. And I got a new mattress. I got a whole new bed frame. Like I threw everything out and I was like, I'm done having random guys over to my house all the time. Like, and no one's been to my new house yet. No one's been on my new mattress yet. Like.

• 20:42Bunnie XO?

  That's your energy. I know. You are inviting energy into your life. And listen, when I was young, I fucking got it in. Okay? I'm just as.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Oops.

• 20:54Bunnie XO?

  There's our food. There's our food. As somebody who's lived a full fucking life, just know that your vagina is a harbor for that man's energy that you're bringing home. And not only that, but just that's bringing energy into your house, into your body, into your mind, into your soul. You know, so it's like, just know that you're going to make a energy exchange with this human.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  I don't want that. I think that's why I like staying single because I love my energy and I like to protect it and I don't want a man fucking that up.

• 21:23Speaker 02

  I did not realize how much I protected my peace at home until like here recently. I like, bad energy in your home is the worst thing you could possibly imagine.

• 21:34Bunnie XO?

  It's hard to get rid of.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Yes, absolutely.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  I had to fucking move.

• 21:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  Basically.

• 21:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:40Speaker 03

  And once I moved, I realized. That house I lived in for seven years was so negative.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  So negative. And you were surrounded by negativity.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I had two roommates.

• 21:51Bunnie XO?

  You had other people's energy too, like, and, you know, next door to you, you had the crackheads.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was really bad. So I could tell a huge difference when I moved.

• 21:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  You're passionate about where you live now.

• 22:00Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  I love to watch that.

• 22:01Speaker 03

  I was not really passionate about the other place.

• 22:03Bunnie XO?

  Just remember, your house is your, is your sanctuary and your body is your temple.

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Absolutely. I love that.

• 22:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, baby.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  Love it. Alright, I'm gonna play my voice now.

• 22:12Bunnie XO?

  Snip it, clip it, let's go.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  You're on one today.

• 22:19Bunnie XO?

  No, you know what it is.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  You're s'more today.

• 22:21Bunnie XO?

  I literally, I am. I almost got attacked by my frickin' cow the other day.

• 22:25Speaker 05

  My mother, um, passed away in two thousand fourteen, rest in peace. Um, so this was probably fifteen years ago. Her and I worked at the same lawyer's office together. Um, she was my supervisor and, um, we worked with a bunch of guys, so it was just her and I. Long story short, I was single at the time, um, kind of just dating around. My mom did, um, have like a hu- not a husband, but someone she called a husband at the time who had ED issues and they were having a bunch of issues. So we were both kind of like having an affair with somebody,

• 23:08Speaker 05

  but we didn't know, like, at the same time that it was the same person. We were both sleeping with the same person. And, um, so how we came about finding out was, we were talking about it one day because me and my mom were very, very close. And, um, so we were talking and there's so many similarities. And, um, we had walked in a room and we both had gotten up to go embrace him. And I was like, what the fuck? And so, yep, that's, we, uh, yeah, we both got fucking around with him.

• 23:49Speaker 05

  And, um, yeah, that was the most disgusting thing that has happened to me in my life. Um, I did forgive my mother, of course, because she's my mother, but... Yeah, what a disgusting fucking pig. And like, he obviously knew that we were mother and daughter, you know, we all work together. So, um, yeah.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  I was gonna ask that.

• 24:11Speaker 05

  My other confess. And I love you guys so much.

• 24:14Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so let me get this right. Her and her mom were having affairs on their significant others?

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Well, the mom was in like a situationship with someone, but she was single. So like, they were sleeping with, they were both just sleeping with someone, not knowing that same.

• 24:29Bunnie XO?

  But why did she say, I forgave my mom? Like, why would you have to forgive your mom if your mom didn't know?

• 24:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I guess it's probably just something she said. But yeah, like, I, my question immediately was, do you think he knew?

• 24:40Bunnie XO?

  Yep, she answered that. Cause I was like, does he know that they're like, maybe he didn't know, but he knew. I think that's, I think some men have that fantasy of banging a mom and a daughter. Like, it's weird. Yeah, that's strange.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  That's like the porn industry, though.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, I've seen so many porn titles with that.

• 24:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  That's so crazy. Your Eskimo sisters with your mama? No, that was a wild confess.

• 25:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that was crazy. I loved it, though. It was good. That was a good one.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Wait, what a way to end it.

• 25:09Bunnie XO?

  What a way to end it. What a way to end it. All right, our salads are here.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Salads.

• 25:13Bunnie XO?

  Let's go partake.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  Bye.

• 25:15Bunnie XO?

  Bye.