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​ @habitual_linecrosser is here with the MISSILE TISM plus uncle @king_trout drops in to talk conspiracy theories. Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast 👕 Merch & Shoes https://bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast 🔋 Energy Drinks https://drinkechelon.com P. O BOX: Unsubscribe Podcast 17503 La Cantera Pkwy Ste 104 Box 624 San Antonio TX 78257 ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! HELLO FRESH Go to https://hellofresh.com/unsub10fm to get 10 free meals plus a free Zwilling Knife ($144.99 value) on your third box; offer valid while supplies last, new subscribers only! HOLLOW SOCKS For a limited time Hollow Socks is having a Buy 2, Get 2 Free Sale. Head to https://Hollowsocks.com today to check it out and tell them Unsubscribe sent you! #HollowSockspod FUM Head to https://www.tryfum.com/UNSUB to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! SHOPIFY Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/unsubpod with promo code: unsubpod. ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 Welcome To Unsub! 13:59 World Of Warcraft Blocked Cody 27:20 New York Is Communist Now? 33:51 Healthcare 38:38 Bullying Ethan 45:18 Ethan’s What If Series 1:00:45 Missile Tism 1:24:45 Epstein Files & Conspiracy Talk 1:34:23 Plane Tism Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:03Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Did you know the cartel are trafficking avocados and gasoline?

• 0:33The Fat Electrician?

  I hate avocados.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Wait a minute, that's where the Mexicans are.

• 0:36The Fat Electrician?

  How dare you.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  The shills on the internet like you lost in Afghanistan.

• 0:39The Fat Electrician?

  By what metric? Because all the people in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA? Like, I don't understand.

• 1:05Speaker 03

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• 1:50Speaker 03

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• 2:06Speaker 01

  What is life?

• 2:08Speaker 03

  Brandon Herrera, congratulations on the win, my friend. It is awesome to have you as a co-host, a business partner, and just a friend in life. Keep kicking ass, buddy. We will always support you in any ways possible, and I know you all will too. Thank you all so freaking much. Enjoy the episode. Kisses.

• 2:24The Fat Electrician?

  Life hack, if you ever buy a scratcher, you can immediately just tell the cashier to scan it.

• 2:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, you just scratch the barcode off.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  Literally what I, that's what I was saying. I was like, I just scratch off the, did you win or not? And they'll be like, uh, uh, scan it. Yeah, you won. Fucking dope, pay me. This is all for fun.

• 2:41Speaker 01

  Randomly, I'll pick up a scratcher like once every two years, and I've never won a dime. And I'm like, nope, that's, that's fair.

• 2:48The Fat Electrician?

  Like, I don't get-

• 2:48The Fat Electrician?

  You guys have pull tabs here?

• 2:51Speaker 03

  That's fun.

• 2:51The Fat Electrician?

  Bar pull tab? Yeah, in the Midwest, they're everywhere.

• 2:55Speaker 04

  I haven't heard of that for a minute. They used to have them at like V, like VFW.

• 2:58The Fat Electrician?

  They're still all over the Midwest.

• 3:00Speaker 04

  I remember that because my grandpa used to take me to the VFW and be like, do the thing.

• 3:03The Fat Electrician?

  There's like the line.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:04The Fat Electrician?

  That's how you, yeah.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Damn, we're old as fuck. They don't have VFWs like that anymore. Cigarette smoke everywhere. It was a fun time.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today-

• 3:14The Fat Electrician?

  Wait, wait, wait, we gotta do this first.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  Fuck! Damn!

• 3:17The Fat Electrician?

  This yours?

• 3:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:18The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Uh, this one. I got you this one.

• 3:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's not cold.

• 3:23Speaker 03

  But this one's cold.

• 3:24Speaker 04

  Podcast is ruined.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  This one's cold, isn't it? That feels cold to me. This is the water one.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Hang on, actually, I'll take that one. That one's cold.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Perfect. Now it's everyone has cold ones?

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 3:37Speaker 03

  Okay. Three, two, one.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, habitual line crosser, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here.

• 3:55The Fat Electrician?

  We're hurting that bitches. We got a boy in the house.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  I am.

• 3:57The Fat Electrician?

  Mr. Ethan, he's already got picked on once or twice.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  I, yeah, like this is the podcast I not supposed to get picked on on. All the other ones, that's where I get picked on. Anytime Rich is present, honestly, coming down here and I found out Rich wasn't coming, I was like, oh, I might not be called fat for a couple of days. It'd be great. Nope. Nick, you ruined that.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Good.

• 4:17The Fat Electrician?

  You made me pull over. In downtown San Antonio at night.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 4:21The Fat Electrician?

  So you could try to puke.

• 4:22Speaker 04

  Wait a minute, that's where the Mexicans are.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  I, I was fine. I was fine. I was drinking those frozen margaritas. I was perfectly fine.

• 4:30The Fat Electrician?

  I just get on the freeway. I'm going like seventy five and it's all construction. There's no exit for like eight miles. As soon as we turn on it, he's like, I'm gonna have to puke. I'm like, fuck, are you serious?

• 4:41Speaker 01

  Dude, I was, I was there. You know where you start to salivate a lot? You're sweating. I was like.

• 4:45The Fat Electrician?

  He's got the window cracked this much, sitting shotgun shows behind him and I just hear.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 4:52The Fat Electrician?

  I'm like, he's gonna puke in my car. He's gonna puke in my fucking car.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Ah, but he pulled over. As soon as he pulled over, like I got out, I leaned over, I was like, is it happening? I burped and then the feeling immediately vanished. I was like, this is bullshit. So I get back in, made it all the way here. No trouble.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  What were you drinking?

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Uh, margaritas.

• 5:10Speaker 04

  Oh, nice.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  I drank, I don't even know how many of those. I just kept finishing them.

• 5:14The Fat Electrician?

  You're supposed to have like a margarita.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. They had like a little slushy machine and I was just thinking.

• 5:21The Fat Electrician?

  Those are the worst hangovers on the planet.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  Where'd you guys go to?

• 5:24The Fat Electrician?

  Brandon's thing.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:25Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, it was from Brandon's. I thought you said downtown San Antonio. I thought you were talking about like.

• 5:30The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no, no, just like past the rim, like headed out towards the rim, headed up back here.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Brandon's thing was fun as shit last night, man. That's good, good times.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  They had a good ass turnout. Everyone had a good time, like.

• 5:42The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, that bayou, whatever the food truck had fried catfish and shrimp and it was the best fried shrimp I've ever had in my life and the catfish was delicious.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Ooh, I didn't even try that. I had the gumbo and Sav was like, that's not gumbo. I was like, this is good fucking gumbo to me. I don't know what they did, but this is really good.

• 6:03Speaker 05

  It looked like a video before you color graded. There was no like red, like coloring.

• 6:08The Fat Electrician?

  Sav, Sav, love you. You don't have the complexion to tell the forty five year old black man with the Creole accent that gumbo is, okay?

• 6:20Speaker 06

  That was from Louisiana, like he was born from Louisiana.

• 6:25The Fat Electrician?

  Homie could have not been in the food truck and I know he could have made gumbo.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Shit was good, yo.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  I didn't try that one. I had the barbecue and the brisket was not half bad and that barbecue sauce that the guy had, he's like, oh, I call it like the, the sweet heat. It was actually pretty good. I enjoyed that.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Good time though. We had a state representative, Wes Verdel up there, spoke for Brandon. We had our boy veteran with a sign got up there, talk about veteran issues and then Brandon did his spiel and it was beautiful as always.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  And he sung?

• 6:56Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah. Zeus, him and Zeus did a little song there. It was cool.

• 7:00Speaker 03

  Was not expecting that. I was like, oh shit. They had a good time. I was like, oh, this is a good turnout. Everyone had a blast. Drinks happened per usual.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Brandon had a good time. Like seeing him at the end was like, hey, I'm bouncing buddy. He's like, thank you. I was like, oh, my boy's toasted.

• 7:18Speaker 04

  He had to be in Uvalde this morning at like fucking 10 a.m. So he was, he's dude, he's on the road this entire month. Just like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, doing all this stuff.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  He has to be hurting.

• 7:29Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I mean, dude, he really wants this. And I think Texas and the United States in general deserves a congressman. You know, he can not be a fucking, so.

• 7:43Speaker 04

  You know, he, he, he never had an aide that set themselves on fire.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  He's not on the Epstein list. How about that?

• 7:51The Fat Electrician?

  If Brandon gets elected to Congress, I mean, you know how they have like the Pelosi tracker where you can invest and buy the same stocks Nancy Pelosi does?

• 7:58Speaker 04

  Are we tracking Brandon?

• 7:59The Fat Electrician?

  We're going to do that for Brandon, but on Gun Broker. So you can buy the same guns as your congressman.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  There's a whole bunch of gun autists who are seeing this right now. Like, that's a great idea.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be so pissed. My gun prices are going up. It was a good ass time. We stayed out till like 10 and rinse, repeat. Here, we're back here. Now we get Mr. Ethan, get a, I mean, you were just, you came down for that event or to hang out with the boys and?

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Uh, that event and to hang out with the boys. I kind of just, oh, anytime show tells me, hey, you want to come down for this? I'll just plan either a day or two on the front or the back end, just cause do one sub, whatever else you guys want me to do and we'll just hang out. So. Maybe since I'm here for another day or two, pop into one of your podcast, or not podcast, your, your streams. I might pop over there for that.

• 8:46The Fat Electrician?

  As a plane.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, you guys can hang out with me.

• 8:49The Fat Electrician?

  As a plane and be racist.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  I know Nick was up since seven. I was too.

• 8:53The Fat Electrician?

  He's reading a book. Okay. In my defense, that's the first time your ass got up at seven since I've known you.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Can we calm down for a minute?

• 9:03Speaker 04

  No, this, this, this hot Mexican that I live with, she did a ruck this morning. And so I was up at like seven, went out for a ruck at 10. It was, it was cool. A little three mile thing.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 9:14Speaker 04

  I'm trying, trying to focus on my health, brother.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  I'll be wearing the rucksacks?

• 9:20Speaker 04

  We didn't ruck. We just walked. It was fun. We had like 20, 30 people out there and we just walked down that trail that's over there at the, at the, the fucking rim. It's a good time. We just walk and talk and having, it's neat.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  So I was up, my point behind that entire spiel was I was up and you don't hit me up when you're in town.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Behind your back, he says he doesn't like you. That's what it is.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  I, my house is like 10 minutes that way.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Are you looking at me?

• 9:51The Fat Electrician?

  It's the first time your ass has been up at seven in the morning since I've known you. Knock it off.

• 9:58Speaker 04

  You guys are, you guys are crazy. This is wild.

• 10:01The Fat Electrician?

  Cody got up at seven springs here. Winter's over.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Can you see his shadow?

• 10:08The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, man.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  I just picture you have GPS on him. It's like, my friend's dead. He's out on a trail somewhere.

• 10:15The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck Cody. Cody got kidnapped by cartels.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  Wow. Such a surprise to my friends. I'm a responsible adult. Fuck.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would not be road marching.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Fuck off. You're taller. Like everyone's taller. Nevermind. Everyone's taller.

• 10:33Speaker 04

  We, like I said, we call it a ruck. We just walk and hang out. It's cool. Nico was there. Our boy Nico Ortiz.

• 10:40Speaker 01

  Oh, he sure is.

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Who is not in the room right now.

• 10:43Speaker 01

  Did Connor do it too? Why's he got his pants rolled up and his socks off like he's?

• 10:47Speaker 04

  He just read Huck Finn.

• 10:50The Fat Electrician?

  You're trying to convince all the neighborhood kids to paint the fence for you? What the fuck you got going on over there?

• 10:57Speaker 04

  Connor, it's just Jim, buddy. Fuck.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 11:01Speaker 07

  No, I got invited to the rock and then fell back asleep.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  He's like, oh, I'm going. And then no.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  You weren't there yesterday, were you? Were you there a portion of it?

• 11:11Speaker 07

  I was there from the beginning. I went on a date.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. That's right.

• 11:14Speaker 07

  Fucking fun story after that, that I don't want on camera, but.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Now, God, can we cut the cameras? I want to hear this so we can all just come back and go, oh.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  Delete it.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  See, there's a positive.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  There's a positive there. All right, back to the podcast. Connor had a really good date last night. Blast. And Nick found me on that couch, passed out at 1 a.m.

• 11:35Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  Wait, what?

• 11:36The Fat Electrician?

  I went to bed and I was like, I'm going to bed. And he's like, I'm gonna stay up. I still might have to puke. I'm like, okay, I've like went, I went and fell asleep for like two, three hours and like woke up to like take a piss and grab a bottle of water. And like walked downstairs and he's fully clothed, shoes on. Six foot four, 260 pound Ethan on that very small Amazon couch. Just snoring like a motherfucker because he doesn't have a CPAP machine. Just fucking. It sounded like a sawmill in here.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  But I got up right after that, probably because I almost died. And I was like, I'm gonna go to bed. And I just upstairs I went, I didn't even know Nick had found me. I would just like, I got up. Cause I was like, I'm just gonna lay here. And then I laid there and the spins went away. And I was like, all right, cool. We're gonna go to bed soon. Let's just kind of wait this out. And the next day, I know my eyes pop open at like 1:30, 2 o'clock in the morning. I was like, I'm gonna go to bed. Fuck.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  You were so fucked up last night.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Dude, I, those frozen margaritas got me, man.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Did you have a hangover?

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Uh, oh yeah, I did this morning. Um, but I've been pounding water and

• 12:43Speaker 03

  Well, you drank a 40 of Old English.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  I did, right.

• 12:46Speaker 03

  I forgot about that.

• 12:47The Fat Electrician?

  He drank the whole 40 too.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  I drank the 40 and then we got out there and I had like five double frozen margaritas. Yeah, I was

• 12:56Speaker 03

  My voice towards violence.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  And, and he didn't eat. Yeah. I was, I was not okay. I, those were, there was a series of unfortunate events that were due to a series of poor decisions on my part. That was

• 13:08The Fat Electrician?

  I had to give him some element in the morning.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  I was like, I don't feel good, man. And like, when he first mentioned, let's go get tacos. I'd like, my brain saw a taco. It was like, you circumcised that thing. Fuck dude. I like, I wanted no part of it. Oh.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Dude, I hate waking up like, last night I had a few, got home. I was like, oh, I woke up at eight in the morning, I think. Slept in, ate, very happy. Yesterday was the only terror because you were in town. Everyone was in town. We had that podcast earlier in a meeting. I wake up, my alarm's not going off. It's light outside. I wake up, I'm like, it's Saff's not there. I'm like, I've missed everything. It is three in the afternoon and I have slept through life and now I have to text everyone my phone. I don't know where my phone is. I'm running around the house and went fuck. Look at my phone, eight twenty in the morning. It was like,

• 14:00Speaker 03

  well, at least I didn't miss anything at all. I slept like shit. Sad walks out. She's like, I would have woke you up. I don't know.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  Good God, Eli.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  So we did that and then, uh, no, I don't know.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  We're all gonna be dead by fifty.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Hundred percent.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're not making it past fifty.

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think all of us already said, we're probably not gonna make it to thirty. Now here we are.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  Life's short.

• 14:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I gotta live with the consequences of my tweets now.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  There, there are like, I get secondhand offense, like offended people in my comment section on Twitter now. Cause I'm just, I'm relatively new to it. I just talk shit and then like people will retweet my, they're like, wanted donuts retarded ass friends. I was like, I mean, I am, but what the fuck did I say wrong?

• 14:47Speaker 03

  I have his like, I had his profile picture next to my blue checkmark because I'm part of his organization on Twitter. I've gotten more hate for that than any of the shit I've said on Twitter.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  I've caught more strays from that than anything else.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  You're leaving a legacy, my friend. No, I love it. It's great. You're doing good things.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  The world is healing. That's all I'm saying.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  You're like a good, it's, it just, it saves me a lot of time because they're like, you're, you're friends with donut operator. I don't like you. It's like, I, I don't care immediately. It's just cool. You weren't gonna like me anyways.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  I can already tell if you don't like him, probably wouldn't have felt the same way about me. You know, it's just, we're not doing.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  Glad we all saved a lot of time, actually.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Cody's the litmus test.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Are you following Cody and does he follow you back?

• 15:46Speaker 08

  Well, one more time.

• 15:48Speaker 04

  Hey, you probably heard of HelloFresh.

• 15:50Speaker 08

  HelloFresh.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  HelloFresh.

• 15:53Speaker 08

  Like, of course you'd think it's HelloFresh.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Too wood.

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• 16:27Speaker 03

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• 16:34Speaker 08

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• 16:35Speaker 04

  Meat, steak. You know what my favorite vegetable is, Cody?

• 16:38Speaker 08

  Mayonnaise?

• 16:39Speaker 04

  No.

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  Stephen Hawking?

• 16:40Speaker 03

  What?

• 16:41Speaker 04

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• 16:48Speaker 04

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• 16:49Speaker 08

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• 16:50Speaker 03

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• 16:51Speaker 04

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• 16:58Speaker 08

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• 17:01Speaker 03

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• 17:29Speaker 03

  Oh God, dude. I didn't talk about this last night. You know who blocked me recently?

• 17:33Speaker 04

  Who?

• 17:34Speaker 03

  World of Warcraft.

• 17:35Speaker 04

  Why, Cody?

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Oh God, yes.

• 17:39The Fat Electrician?

  Well, first off, explain what they tweeted.

• 17:42Speaker 04

  Oh, God, they they they made a video recently. It's a trailer for the new expansion that's coming out on retail World of Warcraft and it's just, it looks like a Pixar movie. It's like, happy fun, we're making houses, be be boop. It's like, no, dude, this is called Warcraft, not gay craft. And that's what that's what I tweeted to them and they immediately turned off all of their comments. You can't comment on it. And then they blocked me. But, okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 18:13Speaker 04

  So I play on a, I play on a classics. I'm big into World of Warcraft. I talked about that in podcasts before and all my stuff. I like classic World of Warcraft. I played that. The one, the version that was 20 years ago, where it's like race wars. You know, it's it's World of Warcraft. It's like the orcs versus the humans, like they're, you're just fucking destroying each other, you're killing each other, blah, blah, blah. And like in the new World of Warcraft, the most powerful wizard in the world, Cadgar, he's he's now disabled and he has a magic wheelchair that he rolls himself around in.

• 18:43The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, my God.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  This is, this is the most powerful wizard in in the lore that like he's brought people back from the dead.

• 18:49The Fat Electrician?

  Can't bring his legs back, though, apparently.

• 18:50Speaker 04

  But but he's got like a magical wheelchair now. It's like, okay, so were they like, like, were they focusing more on just, just like being inclusive than like?

• 19:01Speaker 03

  But he has a wheelchair and he brings like the dead back to life?

• 19:04Speaker 04

  Have you seen this? Oh, hold on, hold on.

• 19:06The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, you can't fix a charlie horse, though. Magic can only go so far.

• 19:12Speaker 04

  Look, if my teacher could bring a person back to life and then I look over and they're in a wheelchair, like, you're really bad at this.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Some fakes.

• 19:21The Fat Electrician?

  It's like a fetish thing? Or what are you doing?

• 19:26The Fat Electrician?

  All you gotta do to defeat him.

• 19:27Speaker 04

  Shit you not.

• 19:28The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, my God.

• 19:29Speaker 04

  They made him a magical wheelchair.

• 19:33Speaker 04

  I built.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  That's a real picture.

• 19:35Speaker 04

  That's a.

• 19:36Speaker 03

  Oh, my, I love.

• 19:37The Fat Electrician?

  He's got a magical pink ghost wheelchair.

• 19:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  Archmage. And what's the reason behind?

• 19:44Speaker 04

  Also, I play Classic WoW and they just released the first expansion for the Classic WoW.

• 19:51Speaker 04

  Oh, God, what is it?

• 19:54The Fat Electrician?

  It looks like the ET thing.

• 19:57Speaker 05

  It was so good.

• 19:59The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God.

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• 20:32The Fat Electrician?

  What the fu- okay, sorry.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  How did you defeat the wizard? I stood at the top of a flight of stairs.

• 20:38The Fat Electrician?

  It floats? Wait, does the wheelchair float?

• 20:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude. Yeah.

• 20:43The Fat Electrician?

  Why does it have wheels? Why does a floating wheelchair have wheels?

• 20:47Speaker 04

  You know, um, if you just take a step back like I did.

• 20:51The Fat Electrician?

  It floats. It literally floats. It touches the ground.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  If you look at the development team from early well to where the develop- just look at the pictures of the development team and I'm not going to say anything further than that.

• 21:01The Fat Electrician?

  Oh my God.

• 21:02Speaker 04

  But so, okay, so the expansion for the classic World of Warcraft, the first expansion just released the Burning Crusades. And the servers just kept dropping and getting fucked up. And it's like, you've had 20 years to plan for this. And so everyone's like, oh, so you could give Cadgar a fucking wheelchair, but you couldn't make the servers work for the old, like the old World of Warcraft. Yeah.

• 21:23The Fat Electrician?

  So they're just re-releasing the old shit?

• 21:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:25The Fat Electrician?

  Is it like remastered at all or?

• 21:27Speaker 04

  Not at all. It's, it's fun as hell, but the servers kept fucking up and dropping and blah, blah, blah. Gold's pissed about the wheelchair. But it's like, what? Yeah. But it's like, oh, you guys were focused on giving fucking the most powerful wizard in the world a wheelchair. You couldn't focus on the servers for a little bit. They're just writing all this stuff like Cadgar wheelchair, like all sorts of things I'm not going to get into. They already blocked me on Twitter.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  I wonder if you're going to get a spell to be able to throw like a stick in the spokes of his wheelchair to stop him or something. I cast broomstick.

• 22:01Speaker 03

  I cast staircase, he can't progress.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  That's, that's so wild. Oh, God.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  You can choose, it's a mount too.

• 22:09Speaker 01

  That's his mount.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  A wheelchair mount.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  You can get a dragon or fucking wheels. You can be Xavier.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Which we, we talked about that before too. Why can't, why can't Professor Xavier just like?

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Mind control his little legs.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  Oh my God.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  I hate that. Well, at least World of Warcraft.

• 22:34Speaker 04

  I'll get off my World of Warcraft shit. We can talk about like normal dude things.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  Hey, you're going hard on it though. You're back in, are you playing the hardcore servers or no?

• 22:42Speaker 04

  Oh, that dude, that shit gave me so much anxiety playing the hardcore servers.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  Isn't that like if you die?

• 22:46Speaker 04

  You're just, yeah.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Which in MMO is fucking wild.

• 22:49Speaker 04

  Especially classic World of Warcraft, as hard as it is.

• 22:52Speaker 01

  I've heard of people doing that in Diablo, but not Warcraft. That's insane.

• 22:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, they brought it back in, in Warcraft and it, yeah.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  Imagine your team sucks and oh my God, you're thirty day, how long classical was about 20 days to get to max level?

• 23:06Speaker 04

  Oh gosh, longer than that dude. Yeah, it's like a month if you're playing consistently to get to level 60.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  And then it's.

• 23:12Speaker 01

  And you have some Leroy Jenkins asshole in your fucking guild and just gets everybody killed.

• 23:17Speaker 04

  People are finding out like really funny ways to kill hardcore players though. So like I'm a hunter, so I can control my pet. So like hunters will tame a pet that looks like something in the wild. And you can only be tagged for PvP if they attack you or your pet. And so they'll make a pet and slowly walk their pet around where other creatures look like that. And so if like a low level player attacks that pet, they're open for PvP and they'll just kill that player. And then there's their character's dead. People are figuring out nasty ways to kill hardcore players.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  Just their ghosts hang out. So, oh. Start over. There goes a week of work gone in an instance.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  I, no, I would need, I, I would destroy my computer in the process of that. I can't do that. Like PvP, anything. I don't even play anymore. Cause like, I'm just too old. I don't have enough time. My reflexes ain't as good and half the time I'm fucking stoned or drunk.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  You just gotta play League.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Like, no, I can't, I can't do, you're trying to get me, no.

• 24:13Speaker 04

  Fuck League dude, come on.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  You just told him to play stoner drunk. It's fine. He's gonna be the most hated ranked player. Dude, you have, if you think we're bad at making fun of you, those people.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  Are going to hate you to go to rank matches. I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk. I'd be pissed.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Oh dude, I can't, I can't do that. Like I can't even play. I, I used to play like Apex Legends every once in a while, or I play like Warzone. I just, anything PvP anymore. So I'll just go into PVE and play like, especially when I'm on edibles or something like that, dude. I'll just, I'll be playing like a fucking Minecraft style survival game. Like I play a lot of Enshrouded and I'm like, I snap out of it and I've been digging a hole into this mountain for the past three hours. I'm like, what the was I doing here to begin with? Like, why did I start this project? I have no idea.

• 25:01The Fat Electrician?

  We need to play more, um, that game me, you and Brandon were playing, Schedule One.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  Oh, that was fun.

• 25:06The Fat Electrician?

  We need to play more of that. That was fun.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  We should say more Schedule One stuff.

• 25:09The Fat Electrician?

  We should play more of that.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Cause uh, when we were playing it, you were building the infrastructure for our drug.

• 25:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I was like running all the business side. So it's like, you're a drug dealer.

• 25:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know the premise of the game.

• 25:22The Fat Electrician?

  Drug Empire. I'm out running around like managing all the low level street dealers working for me, getting the raw materials and like the seeds and shit to grow the product or whatever else we need. Brandon's in the lab, producing the product and Cody is running around beating people with a baseball bat. And it makes my life easy. Cause like normally you have to like avoid the cops and we're like, all the cops in the game are just chasing Cody as he's running around with a baseball bat, hitting people.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  I made so much money. I was pickpocketing everyone and I was just throwing the money to Nick and Nick was building the infrastructure for our drug cartel.

• 26:01The Fat Electrician?

  I would go and pay somebody for all the stuff I needed and then go like, three minutes later, Cody be like, I just pickpocketed six grand off somebody. I was like, Cody got our money back. Perfect.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  It's that skin. You're paying for product. They walk around the corner. Cody's jumping them.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  That's efficiency right there. That's

• 26:22Speaker 04

  Look, everyone has a part to play in this organization.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  How many players is it? Is it four or three or?

• 26:30The Fat Electrician?

  I think it's

• 26:30Speaker 04

  I think up to four.

• 26:32The Fat Electrician?

  I think up to four. Yeah. Cause we had three.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Well, if you guys do, I'll jump in. I've never played.

• 26:35Speaker 04

  We should start a new server and all fuck around on it.

• 26:38Speaker 01

  I was say less. I'm down.

• 26:40The Fat Electrician?

  I'm down.

• 26:41Speaker 01

  I play the I play everything, man. I get like really bad video game ADHD. I'll play something about this is awesome. And I'll tell all my friends to get it. And then like they get it. We play once. And then I'm like, but this new game is awesome. Like my library is just full of random shit that I play.

• 26:57The Fat Electrician?

  In the game, you can get a fucking skateboard for transportation. So then Cody is like skateboarding down the street with a baseball bat just.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Well, I figured out that the cops, if they find a body, they'll go after your organization. So I had a a parking garage that had stacked like 30 bodies on top. Cause you can drag the body. So I was hiding the bodies on top of this parking garage. It was like Jeepers Creepers, just putting bodies together on top of this parking garage. And I would skate down and pick, pocket more money. Deliver it to Nick. It would deliver it to Brandon. And we, dude, we were rolling. We

• 27:34Speaker 01

  We bought a house.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  We got a house.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  Good God. When professional businessmen play a drug game, it's insane. We'd be so good at it.

• 27:48Speaker 04

  Holy Parking garage of bodies. Like, don't worry about that. There's a mountain of fucking bodies.

• 27:54The Fat Electrician?

  Cops won't go in there.

• 27:55Speaker 04

  I'm like cop, that's not mine.

• 28:01Speaker 04

  Men, women, children have no idea what that is, dude. Feel like I'm in fucking Mexico, dude. Guadalajara. Just like, yeah.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  The last time I played any kind of like work together game like that was chained together. You guys ever play that thing? That makes you hate your friends. So

• 28:16Speaker 04

  I don't know what that one is.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  You can play three to four people. You're literally all four chained together and it's in like an always up game. You're climbing, jumping here, jumping there. And like, if one person is on the object and everyone else is down, he can like pull one person up and then pull the next person up. There is no trust in that game. Cause I was playing with three of my buddies and we were just screaming at each other, like trying to get through obstacles, falling on our asses, dude. It was, that will give you trust issues. Chained together. If you've never played it before, that shit will give you straight trust issues.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  I'm down for that.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  Oh, my.

• 28:46Speaker 03

  That's when you get really mad.

• 28:47Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  Somebody fucks up.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  So fuck, like, everyone's there and one person falls off and gets hit by this moving thing, which flings everybody back down. Oh, it's so shitty.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  It's like, up. What's the game up?

• 28:59Speaker 01

  Uh, always up. Yeah, that's always up.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  In chain together, I think you're trying to get like out of hell. You start in hell and you're like fighting your way to get out of hell. And there's a couple of different ways to play it. And we were like, we'll play the one where you don't have checkpoints. That no.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Terrible idea.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  That was a terrible fucking idea because you can fall for like 10 minutes and get all the way back to the bottom and there's no checkpoints and you gotta start completely over.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  That's how Benjamin Foddy, the, what's the over it, getting over it. God, getting over it.

• 29:28Speaker 01

  Getting over it.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  That dude's genius at making games because he's like, oh, yeah. I'm gonna make it as simple and terrible as possible. His biggest game before that was QWOP. Like the try to make the guy run. Have you ever played that with the keyboard? It's like QWOP, Q W E P, and you have to make the guys run each key controls a different portion of the body and you just try to run.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I have a feeling it doesn't work very well.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  You're literally like,

• 29:56Speaker 03

  it's like, oh, start over.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  It's fucking garbage. But getting over with Benjamin Foddy, you have a pickaxe, just a mouse, and you're just swinging it back and forth and you're trying to climb up.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Oh, I think where the guy's like in the cauldron or whatever.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  And you're just doing this. But if you make one wrong move, boop, bottom. And this is, it sounds stupid easy. Like, what you're hearing right now, you're like, oh, okay.

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Flappy burden, you know, it's one of those things where it's like, sounds easy, it's hard.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  But you can't die. You're just climbing up and then he put in certain portions and you will spin like,

• 30:33Speaker 03

  you suck at that game for hours. Like, you're going to spend hours to get to a certain portion and think you're like, oh, fuck, I finally made it past the hard part. It's just the intro, it's the tutorial. And then you get higher and you'll make, he has two portions in that game where it is, oh, hey, if you ride, don't ride this. And he tells you and you're like, huh, fuck off. And you hit it and you ride all the way to the beginning of the game.

• 30:57Speaker 03

  There is no restart. You just have to go all the way back up and you're like,

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Me, there's been a lot of those that have come out lately like RV there yet. I've never played it, but like you and your friends have an RV and you're trying to go camping and it's just that everything is all fucked up. You gotta like winch yourself to different places and fire your friends across ways and shit. And then they have a was it peak where it's like you and three of your buddies trying to climb a mountain together. They've had a couple of those come out lately.

• 31:21Speaker 03

  Most mind blowing shit you will ever see is somebody speed running, getting over.

• 31:24The Fat Electrician?

  New York speed running communism.

• 31:26Speaker 01

  That they are.

• 31:27The Fat Electrician?

  Don't they have piles of trash out there? Didn't you see that fucking post I just said? They were interviewing somebody on the street and they're like, uh, X amount of millionaires have already said that they're leaving New York. What do you, what do you think about that? And this guy's just like, we should make it illegal for them to leave. They shouldn't be allowed to leave. And I was like, Easter, we're redoing Easter. It's been three months and you guys already want to redo East Germany. What the fuck is wrong with you?

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Every time someone has opinion and opinion like that, we should just fly them to North Korea. Hey, touch a poster. Just see that poster of Kim Jong Un, you should write something on there.

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• 33:36Speaker 04

  Well, I didn't know about the I text you this morning about the in and out. Cause I didn't know that was all. Yeah, I didn't know any of that happened.

• 33:45The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, they said fuck you were out.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Oh, in and out left?

• 33:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're moving everything to Tennessee.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 33:50Speaker 04

  Lindsay, Lindsay.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  The daughter.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, so she I hit her up for the range day that we had recently. And she's the one that got the in and out truck out there to the range day that we had.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  Oh, that's dope.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, um, Snyder, I want to say Lindsay Snyder.

• 34:06The Fat Electrician?

  I think so.

• 34:07Speaker 04

  I think so. Cause I had her up on Instagram a while back and I was like, hey, I love what you're doing. Everything's cool. And she's like, hey, let me know if you ever need anything. And so when we had that range day in Las Vegas recently, I was like, can you bring the in and out truck? And it's dude, that that was cool as fuck. She like an 18 wheeler that's an in and out. Full restaurant. They opened it up and like they they serve everything that's in and out. We had that out there. So she's she's a real one. But yeah, like you're saying, they just moved out to Tennessee. They're completely getting out of California altogether. It was a 5% tax.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  Wasn't there another company that just did that?

• 34:42The Fat Electrician?

  There's been multiple Elon left.

• 34:45Speaker 01

  It might have been Elon. I was reading an article about.

• 34:47Speaker 04

  That's the SpaceX literally all of those.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  There was a big company that was leaving and they're like, we will charge you, I don't know, like $3 billion if you leave. And the the company, the CEO was like, worth it. Like, bye, I'm leaving California. Cause they tried to, I guess, put an additional charge in like, if you move your company out of the state of California, you have to pay like an exit tax.

• 35:04The Fat Electrician?

  It's like a known thing that if you're like, I don't even want to say like ultra wealthy, but like if you're a business owner or you're like in even a millionaire. If you leave California, it's like you can just plan on getting audited every year for the next seven years.

• 35:20Speaker 01

  Dude, that's nuts.

• 35:21The Fat Electrician?

  California is going to audit your state taxes. The last, because they have seven years to do it. So every year for the next seven years, you're going to be getting audited for your taxes seven years prior. Because they're just trying to get as much money out of you as possible. I know multiple people that it's happened to that have moved out of California.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  Stay Lindsay had to pay 400, it would have been 440,000 or 440 million dollars. Based off of her worth and how much.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  In and out was, but it was that 5% mandatory. And then I don't know if it's, they say it's a

• 35:54The Fat Electrician?

  Oh yeah, her what the one time mandatory wealth tax, which is like not even, not even the money you have 5% of it. No, 5% of whatever the hypothetical number that we think your company might be worth.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  So if you tank afterwards.

• 36:11The Fat Electrician?

  No, that's, that's what they, no, that's what they said for wealth tax. So that's why everybody's like, so like, look at Elon Musk, easiest example, he's worth 800 billion or whatever.

• 36:20Speaker 03

  Which that's in his bank account.

• 36:21The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 36:25The Fat Electrician?

  What's 5% of 800 million dollars? It's like, or billion, you know what I mean? 50 billion dollars? He's got to just shit out of nowhere. So it's like, he's going to have to sell shares in his companies.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  And what happens then, Nick?

• 36:38The Fat Electrician?

  If you sell 50 billion fucking dollars worth of shares, the stock price goes down. So then, and he won't even get to sell that many shares before it starts tanking the stock price. So then he's worth less. So then how do you even calculate what he's worth? Because the second he goes to sell it, he's going to be worth hundreds of billions of dollars less. And they're just like, I don't care because I'm fucking stupid. Give me money like.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, but, but Elon, if he put his net worth into the world, he could cure world hunger.

• 37:07The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Didn't he call him out on that?

• 37:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Like he literally. Network doesn't mean I have.

• 37:13The Fat Electrician?

  Well, no, Elon, when they, the whoever. I think it was 10 billion. It was like the World Health Organization was like, the World Health Organization called Elon out on Twitter. This is like years ago and they're like Elon Musk has enough money to solve world hunger. And he retweeted it and it was like, if you can give me a written plan of how me giving you $10 billion will solve world hunger, I'll do it.

• 37:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. And they had no response.

• 37:36The Fat Electrician?

  Like you can't do it. Like, I know, I know this is fucking crazy, but like people that don't want to grow food or live places where food grows, fuck it. There's nothing you can do.

• 37:48Speaker 04

  They just want to move to places that give them handouts. Yeah, I'll stop.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  I, yeah, I didn't know about the internet. I got mad. I text Nick about it. I was like, what the?

• 37:57The Fat Electrician?

  That's old. That's old as.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't know. I just seen it pop up in my feed today of why? Cause they didn't interview with her explaining, yeah, we're out in Tennessee now. This is why. Blah, blah, blah. After the COVID shit, I was done with it because they tried to close a couple of stores.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  And then she fought against that. And then, okay, well, I'm out.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  They, they tried to get her to take, um, they have Bible verses on like some of their, their cups or something like that. I think recently they tried to get her to take that off of there. And she was just like, huh? Nope. It's not doing that.

• 38:31The Fat Electrician?

  Do what you want.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:33The Fat Electrician?

  What were you saying? Oh, I was gonna say, uh, you know, the hymns and hers brand? It's like pharmaceuticals mailed directly to you or whatever. Do you see what happened with them? No. Bro. So they did, uh, it's a GLP one, basically like Monjaro, whatever the Ozempic shit. They do that mailed directly to you. So basically they, they basically ripped off the patented product. And then their like loophole for getting around it was like, send in your blood work or whatever, and we'll infuse it with vitamins that you're deficient in. And apparently the FDA released a statement a couple of days ago where it like cited them specifically and said the FDA is coming after you. Their stock price is down like 60% like two days. Their stock price goes

• 39:20The Fat Electrician?

  off a fucking cliff. It's, yeah.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  Did you talk about like health products and stuff like that? I, I don't know how this isn't like huge news. Um, I talked about it. There's a company in Germany that has circumstantially cured type one diabetes. And before anyone jumps to conclusions there, what they did is they did a test. It was a five year test. They.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  Oh God, are you, you looking at the stock?

• 39:46The Fat Electrician?

  I showed him the chart. Oh my.

• 39:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. They got time to buy. They got in trouble. They got in a lot of trouble.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Who? So they

• 39:59The Fat Electrician?

  Looks like Bitcoin.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  They had forty seven people that they did this with forty seven people. And so type one is the one you're born with where your body doesn't produce insulin. They obviously other countries have a little bit looser regulations on stem cells, unlike the US. So this German company took stem cells and it's like a three month treatment. They inject you with stem cells. They're like copied around your body, like your, your genetics or whatever. And all forty seven people regrew the ability to produce their own insulin. And now five years later, all forty seven are still producing their own insulin from their pancreas.

• 40:30The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, why did we stop it?

• 40:33Speaker 01

  It's in Germany and like all I can think of is pharmaceutical companies are like, no.

• 40:37The Fat Electrician?

  The same reason all kinds of people fly to fucking Mexico and Turkey and all a bunch of other places to get healthcare treatment. Nevermind.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. So yeah, I don't know how that's not like big news, man. Like I found out about that and I was like, they did what? And yeah, there's a German company and they're like, it's a five year study. All forty seven people regrew the ability to, to produce insulin. I don't know why that's not like flying into our country. For us to start, you know, getting people, cause like type, type one diabetes, you're born with it, man. Like there's, there's nothing you can do. The type two fat asses, I'm sorry, I'm just around, but them, we'll figure that out later, but hell yeah, I'm behind it a hundred percent. But for some reason, like there was barely a whisper about it in like American news. I found out about it. I was like, this is so fucking cool.

• 41:22The Fat Electrician?

  They have, I mean, even for I love when the FDA comes in and they're like, we don't know the long-term effects twenty years down the road. Like motherfucker, I'm gonna die in two years if I don't get it. Like, I don't, I don't give a shit if it kills me in twenty years if I get to live another eighteen year, like. Dude, yeah, when it is, it's like, you have, I have a death sentence, you homie, like, and you're telling me I can't do a treatment because. Well, it's just like all the stuff you see with like any type of like experimental research where it's just like this might save your life, but it's experimental and you're not a good candidate. Like who gives a shit? If they got the money, give it to them.

• 41:56Speaker 03

  Like, maybe it works. Put it here.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  Maybe it works. Maybe it kills me a little quicker. Maybe I become Spider-Man. Pump it in. I don't give a shit, man.

• 42:09Speaker 03

  With autism, they have, I know with stem cell and then a couple of other ones. Stem cell was the big one, but uh, these parents did, the hard part is documented because a lot of parents are like, oh my, and they do have videos of the kids being non-verbal. And now all of a sudden their kids do talk, maybe not perfect, but they're talking and that's never happened before. And then you have both sides. It's like, no, it worked. And then, well, it's not tested. It's like, well, obviously it's not tested.

• 42:35The Fat Electrician?

  Is there a term for that? Cause like, I hate having conversations with people on Twitter or whatever, where it's like, I'll say some, something that I feel like is obvious shit. And they're like, what do you have a study or something to prove that? And it's like, no, I don't have a peer reviewed study that says it'll hurt if you slam your in a car door. Like, I don't feel like we need that. Like, why, like, you know what I mean?

• 42:58Speaker 01

  I think that falls under Dunning Kruger syndrome. I really do.

• 43:00The Fat Electrician?

  The people that are just like, no, you have to have empirical scientific data if you want to hold that point of view. And it's like, no, I don't.

• 43:08Speaker 10

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• 43:37Speaker 01

  This seems like it's a pretty simple understanding here.

• 43:40Speaker 03

  That's how I'd love to like, even stem cell or any of those things. It's even with riding. I'm like, oh yeah, we can fucking test it. My biggest thing is like needles and riding. He won't like that, but he's doing really good. And if it was, and just made him talk, he was like, oh, hi dad. I'd be like, that's fucking wild. Whoa. But being able to show that to the internet too. And they'd be like, I'm like, please tell me this is fake. I have just hidden this for 14 years. He doesn't do the hard day voice.

• 44:10Speaker 01

  He doesn't know how long it takes to fly from anywhere to anywhere.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  He loses that superpower.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Just immediately.

• 44:16The Fat Electrician?

  Time to short the toy train industry.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  Big train.

• 44:24The Fat Electrician?

  Why the model train company buy the cure for autism?

• 44:32Speaker 03

  Big train.

• 44:35The Fat Electrician?

  Big little train.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  Big caboose.

• 44:38The Fat Electrician?

  Holy shit.

• 44:42Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Big caboose doesn't want you to know this.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Love it. Ethan, what have you been up to, man? You're still doing your missile shit?

• 44:53Speaker 01

  Still doesn't have internet.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  I still does not have internet.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  I have, I have the best.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  No, you're gonna, we're gonna talk about this really quick. Ethan is the only homie. Everyone here checked the internet speed before moving into their location. Ethan, where's your job at?

• 45:09Speaker 01

  It's on the internet.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  How fast is your internet?

• 45:13Speaker 01

  Download, download. I'm at like 1.5 gigs. Like it's good. Upload like 30, 40 megabytes. So it's not good. It's.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  Everywhere else in my town has fiber, except for where I'm at. They're like, it's coming this year. Can it come any quicker? Fuck.

• 45:32Speaker 04

  You try Starlink yet?

• 45:34Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, their upload that they can get in my area is only 20. So I, I checked everything.

• 45:40The Fat Electrician?

  You live, the satellites can't get to your ass?

• 45:42Speaker 01

  I don't know. Like it's, I'm right at the edge of Las Cruces. I'm right at the edge of town and for some reason, like.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  Just in a stone cave.

• 45:50Speaker 01

  Well, like, I mean, less than a mile from me. They all have fiber. They all, I mean, their satellite works real good, but like where I'm at.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  You bought this house?

• 45:58Speaker 01

  I did, I did.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  And you did not go, mm, what's the internet speed?

• 46:02Speaker 01

  Well, my house is really nice. I really like my house. I can just.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  I'm sure it's one of only one.

• 46:08Speaker 01

  I'm.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  There's no nicest houses anywhere else.

• 46:11Speaker 04

  Brandon's first bill in Congress is like, yeah, we really need fiber out to this one place. Lost Crusis, this one strip right here.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  I've like called companies like, hey, how much does it cost to run fiber all the way out to me? And they're like, oh, you know, we don't really know, it could be, you know, this much, this much, this much. And I'm like, I really wanted to be like, I will pay it. I just, can you guys just get me a dedicated line straight out to my house individually? I will pay that shit or I'll do a couple of ads on my channel. So if you start seeing like me shi- uh, shilling for Comcast or T-Mobile or something, you guys know why? It's because I finally got fiber. Fuck, yeah, no, it's.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  One day.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  It's, I, yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there. I, I don't like that I don't have good internet, but I've gotten used to it at this point. Like when I come here to visit and I upload something for my laptop and before I can finish the met data, it's like uploaded and done and checks are complete and everything's good. And in my house, I just go, all right, well, I'll come and check on this in like 20 minutes. And I go like, you know, have a sandwich or something.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Disconnects from Discord.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  They do, they do, but I had, I had them come out.

• 47:17Speaker 04

  Discord's an easy one, dude. That's low, that's low bandwidth shit, dude.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  I don't know what happened, but out of nowhere, my internet just started randomly dropping. And the other day it dropped like a dozen times within a couple of hours. I was like, I'm over this and I called them and I was like, no, you will get someone out here today. And a guy came out and he's like, yeah, your insulation on your wiring on the side of your house was a little bit corroded. So I changed that out, changed out the cable heads. And apparently there's some box that they install on the side of your house that like keeps outside signals from getting in and your signal from escaping. And he's like, yeah, that was pretty old, so I swapped that out and I haven't had any issues since, so. Fingers crossed it's not just randomly dropping anymore.

• 47:55Speaker 08

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• 47:57Speaker 04

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• 47:58Speaker 08

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• 48:00Speaker 04

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• 48:01Speaker 08

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• 48:02Speaker 04

  Oh.

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• 48:34Speaker 03

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• 48:39Speaker 04

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• 48:56Speaker 03

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• 49:01Speaker 04

  All right, hear me out Nick, the gang starts an internet service provider. Just for Ethan.

• 49:06The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I was trying to pull it up. There's, I remember hearing some story. It was like some house in like Kansas or some shit. Where it was like, there was some glitch in the government system where anytime like they didn't have the right address or something, it would just shit out this address for some reason. And this like one homeowner had like the cops showing up like every other week to his house. It was like 200 times before they figured out what the fuck this glitch was, but like they were showing up with like arrest warrants and all kinds of shit. That's you, but with no internet.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  Fuck you. All right. It's random farmer. I don't know what doxing is. What's the docs? I did a what? Swatting. Man, my corn's nice. Fuck, man.

• 49:55The Fat Electrician?

  A rural Kansas farm got turned into the default pen because the geolocation company MaxMind used coordinates near the geographic center of the US as a placeholder for the IP address it couldn't locate precisely. That made tons of online activities, sometimes illegal, appear as though it was coming from this farm.

• 50:17The Fat Electrician?

  So they were just getting busted for all kinds of fucking cybercrime. It was just.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  You own Silk Road? I don't know where no silks are. Dark web. I, I don't know, man. The corn's nice.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Family.

• 50:37Speaker 08

  Kicking in his door, grabbing his kids. Did he traffic you?

• 50:40The Fat Electrician?

  Like, what? No.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Did, did you order the orange cush off of the dark web? Homie doesn't have internet.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  No way.

• 50:50The Fat Electrician?

  According to the lawsuit and reporting, law enforcement showed up, quote, countless times over the next five years. After the couple moved in, often at all hours, searching everything, searching for everything from a stolen truck to missing children, to people trying to hurt themselves, identity thieves or computer fraud suspects.

• 51:13The Fat Electrician?

  Just everything. They were just the default location for fucking everything.

• 51:18Speaker 04

  The definition of like wrong place, wrong time.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  You are the default for a crime on the internet would suck dick.

• 51:25The Fat Electrician?

  It was like it because it was like internet crime. It wasn't just like.

• 51:30Speaker 04

  No, it's here.

• 51:31The Fat Electrician?

  It wasn't. Well, it wasn't just like the local police would be aware of the issue. It was like different agencies from federal levels and shit coming out. So it's like FBI is here. Department of the Treasury is here like.

• 51:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, like every cybercrime unit and every federal agency.

• 51:48The Fat Electrician?

  Right. All showing up to this guy's farm.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  He's down. What, man?

• 51:54Speaker 01

  I'm just gonna throw it out there. We're all thinking it, but uh, given the fact that no one died and they figured out there was something else wrong. We can assume that they were white, uh, you know, especially being Kansas. I'm just throwing that out there. And maybe he didn't have a dog or the ATF didn't show up. I'm not sure.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  He should take advantage of that and sell the fuck out of drugs though, you know?

• 52:13The Fat Electrician?

  He gets, he gets a pardon for any crimes conducted at that address.

• 52:17Speaker 04

  I didn't know.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  It was his master plan all along.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  Meanwhile, he's making a billion dollars off of cocaine.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  Farms in front.

• 52:29The Fat Electrician?

  Why not?

• 52:31Speaker 04

  The Lord's having a good time.

• 52:32The Fat Electrician?

  Get that hippo money. Oh, God.

• 52:35Speaker 03

  Okay, Mr. Ethan, what have you been into?

• 52:37Speaker 01

  Um, started that new show with Chris Cappy, the uh, what if where we break down different what ifs like scenarios.

• 52:45Speaker 03

  Oh, that's really fun to watch. That's showing like, oh, hey, if this is how that would play out.

• 52:50The Fat Electrician?

  Episode, what if Ethan had fast internet? Fuck you. Maybe he'd have a gold play button. We don't know.

• 52:55Speaker 01

  You, okay.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Thirty minute episode. Just shitting on himself.

• 53:02Speaker 01

  This is, you know, this is a, a perfect time to bring up that right before we started this episode and while Nick is away in the bathroom. We found out Nick's favorite song is Citizen Soldier because he was a uh, National Guardsman and they all love they, they mm, get chubbies to that song. So.

• 53:18Speaker 03

  I've never heard the gayest song ever. That is.

• 53:20Speaker 05

  That sounds gay as shit.

• 53:21Speaker 03

  Dude, read the lyrics. You can listen to it, but read the lyrics and then finding out, I didn't know what the song was, but then finding out it's a National Guard song by Three Days Grace.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  Three Doors Down.

• 53:32Speaker 03

  Got Three Doors Down?

• 53:33Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  He's the one that just passed.

• 53:35Speaker 07

  Yeah, he just died, dude.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  He just passed away.

• 53:37Speaker 03

  Read these lyrics, Trout.

• 53:39Speaker 07

  Beyond the boundaries of your city's lights, stand the heroes waiting for your cries. So many times you did not bring this on yourself. When that moment finally comes, I'll be there to help. On that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care, I'll be right there. Citizen soldiers, holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair. Standing on guard for the ones that we shelter, we'll always be ready because we will always be there. For when there are people crying in the streets, for when they're starving for a meal to eat, for when they simply need a place to make their beds, right here underneath my wing, you can rest your head.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got a fat fucking head. Everybody knows it. That song is so... I'm glad I didn't know that existed.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  Until now.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  It made me mad. I hit play, I was like, ew.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  National Guard guys love that song, man. I'm telling you all of them, right, Nick?

• 54:36The Fat Electrician?

  For sure.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yep, definitely.

• 54:39Speaker 03

  MySpace profiles are changing their songs right now.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  I'm gonna get a shirt made with just Nick standing in front of something and I'm gonna get like, I'm gonna superimpose the American flag behind him and get Citizen Soldier over top of him. I'm gonna sell it at bunker. It's gonna sell like wildfire.

• 54:56The Fat Electrician?

  Good.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  Good.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  Good. He's trying so hard right now not to be mad at me. I'm not.

• 55:04The Fat Electrician?

  You're... The... Ethan's over here like, oh, I've got this brilliant plan. I'm gonna get Nick so good. I'm gonna use the t-shirt company that he owns to make him a bunch of money. Fucking idiot.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  Well, please have every copy shipped. It's Ethan, though. Everything is you on the storefront. When they buy it and it's Ethan standing there, he's called you, "Fuck you, bro."

• 55:29Speaker 01

  You guys.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  Can I win anything ever? Fuck.

• 55:34The Fat Electrician?

  Nope.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  Well, you're doing the fun ones though. You've had, uh, what are a couple of the ones you've done so far?

• 55:40Speaker 01

  So we did, what if the US and China went to war? That was our first episode. And then we did, what if Russia continued after the Ukraine war, like pushed into? And shout out to my Polish people. Y'all are gonna hold the line. I love the Polish. Um, and then we did, what if the US didn't nuke Japan at the end of World War Two? And I think, and I think. What's that?

• 56:01The Fat Electrician?

  Bat bombs.

• 56:01Speaker 01

  Bat bombs, yes. But I think one of the things with that one, the, the conclusion that we came to, and I, I think Nick will agree with this, and maybe you guys as well, is Hiroshima and Nagasaki were like a, a case study for the entire world. Like everyone saw that and was like, mm, we probably shouldn't do that again. So what we came to the conclusion of is during the Cold War, especially like 1983, we came really, really close to, to nuclear war with Russia. And I think that having seen what happens when we do that, everyone was like, let's just all chill the fuck out. Let's just all chill. And if we hadn't nuked them, I think the Cold War, and so does Cappy, I think the Cold War would have gone hot. I think we absolutely.

• 56:43The Fat Electrician?

  So the situation is that like nukes do exist, but we just didn't use them?

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Yes, yes.

• 56:49The Fat Electrician?

  I disagree.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  Really?

• 56:50The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 56:52The Fat Electrician?

  I, the Cold War may have went hot and we may have used nukes, but I don't think the Soviets would have gotten nukes if it weren't for us using them.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's fair. That's fair to look. Well.

• 57:03The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think it would have been as high of a priority for them to try to steal nukes. Because at that time, from everything I've read, from the Japanese nuclear program, the Soviet nuclear program, a lot of people in, not necessarily the scientists, but like the people in charge of the funding for the scientists, were starting to believe that like a nuclear bomb wasn't possible. So like they, they didn't believe it. So like, uh, cause I did a bunch of research on. The, the warlord of the war leader meetings that like Hirohito had with the heads of the army and the navy. And the majority of the military high ranking leadership after we had bombed Hiroshima.

• 57:47The Fat Electrician?

  Either didn't believe that it was a nuclear bomb. Or if they were willing to believe that it may have been a nuclear bomb. Were thoroughly convinced that there's no way America has more than like one or two.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Because that's the one story you said, they also surrendered because they thought we had a thousand.

• 58:04The Fat Electrician?

  Correct, because that Marcus McDilda got shot down and he's like, yeah, we've got like thousands of them, bro. Like, that was a huge, huge part of it, yeah.

• 58:14Speaker 03

  Which is absolutely terrifying at that time. We were like, fuck dude, they could delete Japan.

• 58:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, so like, I don't think, I think we might have used them on the USSR potentially, but I don't think. They would have been as like focused on stealing the technology and developing it. So I think.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  So you don't think like the Rosenbergs would have existed?

• 58:34Speaker 03

  There wouldn't have been a purpose. It's untested material. They would have been doing whatever they thought. Best at the time, their weapons, they wouldn't have seen something that. Clearly shows mass destruction at a level they've never seen. Okay, now we have to acquire that.

• 58:47Speaker 01

  Well, this is the thing though, weren't the, if I'm not mistaken, I haven't read about the Rosenberg, Rosenburgers or Rosenburgers. Yeah, in a while, but weren't they both present at Trinity? So like they had like firsthand. We saw this thing go.

• 58:59The Fat Electrician?

  There's more than one too. I mean, like Klaus Fuchs was a big part of it, but like there's multiple spies and everything that I just don't think. I don't know. I don't think they would have. Even if they did get the technology, like I, I don't think that they would have been putting all their eggs in that basket. Cause they didn't know it would work. You know what I mean?

• 59:16Speaker 01

  That's fair. I, I can.

• 59:18The Fat Electrician?

  So like, I really don't know. I don't know. It gets weird.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  I, we love diving down that rabbit hole. I had a lot of fun with that. We just did the, what if the US and the cartel, like we went loud with the cartel. And.

• 59:30The Fat Electrician?

  Are we, are we trying to win? Or are we trying to raise Boeing's stock price? What's our goal this time?

• 59:37Speaker 01

  That's fair. We, uh, we looked at a lot of different things with that one. Um, I didn't know this and maybe you guys did. Did you know the cartel are trafficking two big things that I never even thought of avocados and gasoline?

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Avocados, yeah. I did a video on that in a while.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Really?

• 59:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, they were, they were cornering the avocado market in Mexico.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  I see. I had not heard that. I thought it was just all like illegal shit, drugs, guns, people, whatever.

• 1:00:00The Fat Electrician?

  I think the mafia still runs olive oil.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:00:03The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I think like.

• 1:00:05Speaker 04

  Cause then it's a legal substance that you're, you don't have to worry about that portion and you're making billions of dollars.

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I figured we would go loud as soon as the, you know, someone touched the oil. Uncle Sam is real particular about oil boats. We care about war crimes sometimes unless we commit them and then it's like, well, say the line, Nick, you want to say the line?

• 1:00:24The Fat Electrician?

  It's never a war crime the first time?

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:00:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think I made a video back in like, it might've been like 2019, 2020 about the, the cartels going after avocado markets. Cause they're such a profitable market. Every fucking and it's sorry, oh shit. Every, every person in California, you know, they want avocados and then it spread across the United States. It's like they're superfoods. And started pushing avocados. They're superfoods. Everyone wants avocados at the cartel.

• 1:00:50The Fat Electrician?

  Five bucks a avocado.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  Obviously they went to the little avocado farms in Mexico and they're like, hey, this is ours now.

• 1:00:58The Fat Electrician?

  I hate avocados.

• 1:00:59Speaker 01

  Uh, you know, it's, you're going to like to hear this. I told this to Chris Cappy and I couldn't believe it. Some, I don't know how true it is. I haven't obviously checked this out myself, but there was a woman on the internet who said, you know, avocado tastes like clean. Haven't had one since. Haven't tasted one since.

• 1:01:13The Fat Electrician?

  You're still not going to trick me into eating avocado.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Almost had me.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  Baby, you want that avocado?

• 1:01:25The Fat Electrician?

  No, I just get mad. They, they all have the same prize on them. It should be something cool.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  It's just a wooden ball.

• 1:01:30The Fat Electrician?

  A wooden ball. I hate that.

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  I love my friends so much.

• 1:01:39The Fat Electrician?

  Am I honest?

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  It's a stupid. Oh, good God. Yeah. We, we've gotten a bunch of them. Some of them are like historical and we've looked at some more modern things. Um, with different countries. It's just, it's really cool to just tabletop war game, some of those situations and scenarios. Cause uh, like I was able to say, well, Fort Bliss is.

• 1:02:00Speaker 04

  Did Japan give up though? Like if the nukes weren't dropped?

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  So if they weren't, and I mean, like obviously.

• 1:02:06The Fat Electrician?

  We'd have burnt that fucker to the ground with bats.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, we would have just, I mean, we were. Part of the reason we nuked Nagasaki and Hiroshima is because they were pretty much all that was left. Like, there was not a whole lot left. And I mean, yeah, you could argue like innocent people, but it's also military infrastructure.

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  Where was the one that we switched?

• 1:02:22The Fat Electrician?

  Hiroshima, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were specifically selected because they had not been subjected to major bombing raids prior, and they wanted the data on how much devastation one bomb could do. Both so they had the data, but it also showed the point of this city was untouched and one fucking plane did this.

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45The Fat Electrician?

  So that was part of it. That's.

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  Did we switch one? Kyoto and then that went to Nagasaki?

• 1:02:52Speaker 07

  I think so, yeah.

• 1:02:53Speaker 03

  That was like storms or?

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  Uh, cloud cover.

• 1:02:55Speaker 07

  Uh, yeah. Was it Kyoto? Cause no, Kyoto was because it was beautiful and the one congressman was the ambassador to Japan.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Oh, I thought you were talking about like in the air because there was a second there like, uh, it was either Nagasaki or Hiroshima was a secondary target because they went to their primary one and it was just like overcast and the clouds were real low and they're like, we can't observe this.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  We can't record this?

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:13Speaker 04

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• 1:03:21The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:03:26Speaker 08

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• 1:03:28The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:03:34Speaker 08

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• 1:03:36The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:03:40Speaker 04

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• 1:03:48Speaker 08

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• 1:03:59Speaker 04

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• 1:04:03The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:04:05Speaker 08

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• 1:04:06The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:04:10Speaker 04

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• 1:04:12Speaker 08

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• 1:04:19Speaker 04

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• 1:04:25Speaker 08

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• 1:04:27The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:04:49The Fat Electrician?

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• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  What's crazy, and I didn't know about this until I read there was a book called, um, oh shit, I read it years ago and it was-

• 1:04:58The Fat Electrician?

  The Red Fern Grows.

• 1:05:00Speaker 01

  It was Hop On Pop. Uh, and it pretty much explains like what led up to World War II and the, the Japanese, uh, Industrial Revolution and like how they expanded. And we, we kinda did some fucked up way back when, like we handed them Korea. I don't know if you guys know that. A lot of people are unaware that like we had our, our dignitaries there and our ambassadors and stuff and like, we met with the Japanese and we were like, hey, you know, it'd be really cool. This peninsula over here that's known as Korea. Anyways, we're leaving, bye. And like, we just took our people out of Korea. This is like 1930 something. Yeah.

• 1:05:35The Fat Electrician?

  I'm not surprised. I mean, you told the story about the one dude. It's like, I, we're not telling you about your family. They're getting kidnapped.

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41The Fat Electrician?

  Like, not surprised.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44The Fat Electrician?

  Holy shit.

• 1:05:45Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, dude. Back then, I mean, it was just, it was haves and have nots. And I'm sorry, like for anyone out there and you can cancel me if you want to, but for anyone who's like, well, you know, you guys did this, America did this and Native American genocide, like, don't get me wrong, all that's bad, but at the same time, don't get mad because people with my complexion were better at stealing territory than yours.

• 1:06:02The Fat Electrician?

  I don't-

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  Okay, like, just-

• 1:06:04The Fat Electrician?

  I don't understand-

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  We live on stolen land.

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  Okay, Billie Eilish.

• 1:06:08The Fat Electrician?

  I don't understand the outrage over the nuclear bombings in particular. It doesn't make sense to me. Because like-

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  What if land?

• 1:06:17The Fat Electrician?

  No, but no, it's not even that. Like we bombed the shit out of a lot of people at a lot of different points and it's just like, nuking Japan was so wrong. And it's like, okay, it's fine. Like killing people with bombs is objectively bad. I agree. But like, why are we hyper fixated on this one bomb because of the type of, but like, do you think the guy that got blown up by a conventional bomb or an incendiary bomb is any more dead than the guy that got blown up by a nuclear bomb? Like, I don't understand.

• 1:06:44The Fat Electrician?

  The anger of like the type of bomb in particular.

• 1:06:47Speaker 03

  It's one piece of history that they actually know about. So it's like, well, that one was bad. It's like, okay, and it's no different than being mad about one genocide going on now versus, I think it's like 12 or 18 genocides going on in the world. It is. I know this one. Why you need to also know this, and since I feel bad about it, you should feel bad about it. You mentioned all the other ones going on. They're like,

• 1:07:13Speaker 03

  I haven't read on that one.

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  Cause people don't care. They, they want what's right in front of them and they, they hyper fixate on that. I will say what is going on in, in the modern world, uh, with like the free Palestine people, stuff like that, you know, whatever.

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

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• 1:07:32Speaker 03

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• 1:07:34Speaker 01

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• 1:08:05The Fat Electrician?

  We're, we're due for a new one. The Minnesota thing got resolved. Now we need to, the new, the new drop should be any minute.

• 1:08:12Speaker 04

  Where are we mad at this month?

• 1:08:14Speaker 03

  I hate that. What are we mad at this month?

• 1:08:18Speaker 04

  Yeah. What flag should I put in my fucking bio this month?

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  Uh, and just like, I mean, being in the geopolitical space, paying attention to how everything in the world works, the, and me and Nick talked about this. I think it was on a kind of consensual episode. The people who, when we took Maduro were pissed off, but they're also pro Ukrainian. And it's like, don't you see this is fucking up Russia's war machine? Like that was a good idea for us to go into Venezuela and take out.

• 1:08:41The Fat Electrician?

  I don't understand functionally, what is the difference between Joe Biden putting a $50 million bounty on a foreign leader's head versus just sending Delta Force to go get him? Like Cody, you're, you were a cop, right? Like. Wouldn't I be convicted of murder or like tried for murder if I two options? I could shoot someone or I could hire a hitman to go shoot someone for me. Aren't I getting convicted or like charged with murder and getting put in prison either way?

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, conspiracy.

• 1:09:16The Fat Electrician?

  Like I'm like I'm equally as in the wrong for that person's death. So it's like, what is the difference between just putting a $50 million reward on somebody's head versus just going and getting him anyways? Like it's functionally the same thing.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  I just, I was so impressed.

• 1:09:30The Fat Electrician?

  One's cheaper.

• 1:09:31Speaker 04

  I just know there's, there's some like really happy housekeeper.

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  Who was in that palace, who was on an island right now, just like counting their money.

• 1:09:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh yeah. And all the people like the Russian superiority retards like you will not get a better case study for like the shit doesn't work against us than Venezuela. They just, they beat their chest. We have these radars. We have these systems. We can see this. This makes your, your stealth invisible, which is so.

• 1:10:00The Fat Electrician?

  That wasn't fair.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:02The Fat Electrician?

  You used a sound weapon. That wasn't fair. I wasn't ready.

• 1:10:09Speaker 01

  You can either vomit a whole bunch or you can have suppressed 300 blackout, remove your brain out the far side of your fucking head.

• 1:10:16The Fat Electrician?

  Fun and games until the blacked out Chinook Blair and Sosa pulls up.

• 1:10:21Speaker 04

  Which was fucking cool, man. I loved waking up to it.

• 1:10:25Speaker 01

  Dude, I saw someone, someone asked.

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  This is the new war. No, it's over. It's done. Don't worry about the war part. They're gone. Also, they blew up a monument.

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  On the way out.

• 1:10:40Speaker 04

  All right, Brandon, Brandon, uh, he had a question the other night at one of his things and, and you know, he's not here right now, so I'm, I'm kinda.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  Speak for him. Yes, of course.

• 1:10:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm going to speak for him completely.

• 1:10:52Speaker 01

  He puts on the Brandon hat. It's a pointy weck.

• 1:10:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, right?

• 1:10:57Speaker 01

  Brandon's like, no, no.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  Hell, what? No, he had a town hall the other night and one of the veterans asked him, it was like a female veteran asked was like, how do you think, how do you feel about us getting involved in other countries like warfare like Iraq, Afghanistan war, the 20 years that all of our friends got caught up in, we got caught up in and stuff. And Brandon's response was, if we can go in in seven minutes and remove a president from a country, I'm all for that. But I do not want to create a 20 year war that gets people hurt.

• 1:11:30Speaker 01

  Absolutely. That was, I think, the biggest takeaway for me because I always look at things in like layers, aside from when I wanted to break down the air defense piece and how Venezuela was just fucking dunked on in a way you've never read about. Like, when that happened, I think all of us asked the same question, like, why the couldn't we do that to Saddam? Like, it was only 20 years ago. Why couldn't we just fucking go in, yoink old boy out, be like, hey, you're our property now and give him back to his people and be like, cool, you should execute that guy.

• 1:11:55Speaker 04

  I mean, how long did the war in Iraq officially last?

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Like 14 years or, oh, you're talking about the actual, like, oh, that was like 37 days?

• 1:12:03The Fat Electrician?

  I'm so, I get so annoyed with this conversation of like, what is a war? Right? Because it's like, I, I feel like there's a significant difference between a war and occupying a place and trying to build a nation and trying to train a group of people to be a different type of culture. Like, those are two different things in my mind. Like, if you can walk in, overthrow the government, and then you run that bitch, you won the war. And that's been the standard for all of human history. If the Romans rolled up, killed all your government, and then the Romans were in charge with the army there, like, the Romans won the war. What are we talking about? And so I don't.

• 1:12:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. It's like all the fucking, the shills on the internet, like, you lost in Afghanistan.

• 1:12:49The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I want metric. Because all the people in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA. Like, I don't understand. You know what I mean?

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, absolutely, dude.

• 1:12:58The Fat Electrician?

  If I roll up and I live in your house with a gun and just beat the shit out of you whenever I feel like it for 20 years, and then one day I decide to move out, or you're like, yeah, keep walking, mister. That's what I thought.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  So fucking laughable.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  We used one percent of our military potential, by the way. We had rules where we couldn't shoot missiles at you. We dropped how many JDAMs or MOABs? One the entire time?

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  One MOAB, yeah, one MOAB. And we collapsed a mountain with it.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  We could drop those willy nilly. If it wasn't for, if it wasn't for our rules, America had a good old 4th of July every day of the week.

• 1:13:37The Fat Electrician?

  The old Willie, Willie nilly MOAB.

• 1:13:40Speaker 03

  Dude, if you dropped thirty MOABs.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:45Speaker 03

  They're gonna stop fucking around real quick. I wouldn't.

• 1:13:47The Fat Electrician?

  Have you heard the allied, like the accounts of allied forces on the ground, like not Americans? Like, there's been like a bunch of like British and like Danish dudes that were like, oh, my God, the Yanks nuked them.

• 1:14:00Speaker 03

  They literally thought we dropped a nuke when that happened.

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  I do, okay, I have a question.

• 1:14:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:14:06Speaker 04

  For missile, yeah.

• 1:14:07Speaker 01

  All right.

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  We, uh, we took out another like narco boat the other day. And I'm curious about the, the exact ordinance that takes them out because you see it hit the boat and then you see like a splash zone like.

• 1:14:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, fragmentation pattern.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, how does, how does that, that particular ordinance work?

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  So from what I can tell, um, granted, there's not even a frame of being able to see the missile in most shots. Um, I'm going to say that it's probably the AGM 114 Hellfire, uh, which is an air to surface that we have them on Apaches. We have them on AC 130Js. I mean, if it can carry a Hellfire, it's there, drones, all sorts of shit. And it's, I think it's a hundred and some odd pounds total. I think it's like. Uh, what do you mean? Like, how much is a missile? Oh, uh, Hellfires.

• 1:14:53Speaker 03

  Like a hundred and seventy grand?

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, like two hundred grand somewhere in there.

• 1:14:55Speaker 03

  Can't we do like a burst with the?

• 1:14:57Speaker 01

  Well, this is the thing. The first one, the first one I saw that he posted a video of.

• 1:15:01Speaker 03

  With a mortgage, homie.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  If you look at that very first video, it was the boat and there's no fragmentation pattern. The boat is just on fire, which tells me that's Helios, which is the high energy laser with integrated optical dazzler system or something. Yes, dazzlers.

• 1:15:17The Fat Electrician?

  A minute dazzlers, fucking diabolical.

• 1:15:21Speaker 03

  I hate dying to that.

• 1:15:27Speaker 03

  The bomb hit me.

• 1:15:32Speaker 01

  Oh no, where's my wiener? I'm sorry. Ah, God. Uh, so, but for the AGM 114 Hellfire, those ones, since they're being fired from above, they should be a top-down attack style, just laser-guided, uh, not thermal or anything else like that, which is an easy shot. And then those ones have a fragmentation, well, some of them. Some of the warheads are hit, some of them are fragmentation. And then, of course, you have the R9X Hellfire, the Ginsu missile, which is the same missile, but it's traveling-

• 1:16:00The Fat Electrician?

  Samurai swords.

• 1:16:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, 13-inch blade, six of them at Mach 1.7, if I remember off the top of my head-

• 1:16:06The Fat Electrician?

  That's my favorite.

• 1:16:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:07The Fat Electrician?

  That's just fucking wild.

• 1:16:09Speaker 01

  I love America.

• 1:16:10The Fat Electrician?

  When I came out with that video, there wasn't, it wasn't even on the Wikipedia page yet.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  Oh, it's so good, the shit we'd be building.

• 1:16:16The Fat Electrician?

  And so accurate, which is more terrifying.

• 1:16:18Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:18The Fat Electrician?

  We just shredded that one portion of that car.

• 1:16:20Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:16:20The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, well, the one that, where it became popular when I did my video was, uh, who was the, uh, he was like one of the guy, architects behind 9/11 that we were looking for forever?

• 1:16:30Speaker 01

  Oh, um, you're talking about the dude on the, the-

• 1:16:33The Fat Electrician?

  The balcony.

• 1:16:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:34The Fat Electrician?

  We, we, we knew where this guy was living, and he was, every morning, he would go out and drink coffee on his balcony. And that's when we hit him with this fucking katana missile, just on his balcony, have his morning coffee done.

• 1:16:51Speaker 01

  And it's traveling faster than the speed of sound. You don't even hear that motherfucker coming. It's, it's gonna hit you, and it's gonna hit you hard. I mean, it's, Hellfire's a solid missile. It's a, it's cheap in the world of missiles. It's affordable. Um, so what, what were you asking specifically about the ones that hit the boats?

• 1:17:07Speaker 04

  No, I, I was just watching the, the boat in particular. It, it was a splash on the sides. You see the water come up?

• 1:17:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:15Speaker 04

  Like, like horizontally, not vertical, where like the boat, the boat was pointing. It just went to the sides, and that boat was taken out.

• 1:17:23Speaker 01

  So, some of them, um, mostly, the AGM 114 has so many configurations, and we don't even know about all of them. They do have like, uh, uh, shape charges inside some of them for anti-armor. Uh, so like, they'll, they'll kind of split right before they impact, kind of creates a small fragmentation. And then when they hit, creates a shape charge to punch right through. That one, I think, was just a simple fragmentation pattern, so it probably came down and split across that way.

• 1:17:47Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 1:17:47Speaker 01

  Um, so, it's, I don't know, I want to say there's like six or seven pounds of explosive in there, and then the fragmentation itself is just, the, the explosive is encased in basically a giant pineapple grenade.

• 1:17:58Speaker 03

  That's why I wouldn't fuck with America, just as a narco, anyone. I'd be like, homie. I got Steve with katana blades. He's drinking his morning coffee.

• 1:18:07The Fat Electrician?

  I, I said it a long time ago on the podcast and it's been clipped like a thousand times. I was just like, if anyone else in the military had made something like that, we would be panicking. But because it was us, the whole world's like, all right, that, that checks out.

• 1:18:20Speaker 04

  I mean, unless they're just innocent fishermen with their eight motors that cost fucking hundred thousand dollars a piece.

• 1:18:26The Fat Electrician?

  Not a single net or a fishing pole.

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  It's just like it's poor fishermen with the nicest boats ever.

• 1:18:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, with million dollar boats.

• 1:18:34Speaker 03

  They're not taking care of their families. Like, homie, have you seen this new? I can cash fish real fast.

• 1:18:39The Fat Electrician?

  I tweeted about it because I was just like, for a while there.

• 1:18:43Speaker 04

  Fish are going down.

• 1:18:46The Fat Electrician?

  Do you remember like, do you remember the smugness of people like 10 years ago that were like, the war in the Middle East is all about oil? It had like how smug they were about it. People were trying to do that level of smugness about the Venezuelan thing when they're like, this is all about oil. And like, Donald Trump comes, I was like, yeah, it's about oil. And it's just like, and there's still something like, did you know this is about oil? Yes, we know. Everybody knows. Nobody gives a fuck. Like, nobody cares. Like, everybody knows this.

• 1:19:13Speaker 01

  Do you think there's anything else out there important enough to kill and die for? Fuck you. Oil is important.

• 1:19:17Speaker 03

  Well, even the civilians were like, well, I mean, they could take, I mean, Russia and everyone else was taking the exact same thing from us. Now it's just America. What changed?

• 1:19:26The Fat Electrician?

  The guy at the bar buying you drinks is just trying to sleep with you. Yeah, no shit, obviously. Like, what are we talking about?

• 1:19:33The Fat Electrician?

  You're so enlightened. You're so intelligent. Tell me more.

• 1:19:38Speaker 04

  God forbid we make the country we live in richer.

• 1:19:41Speaker 03

  Imagine that.

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  That's fucking wild.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  I just don't think people realize how we got to this point. And then it is the same people, well, why aren't they defending Ukraine more? But then is, well, why'd they take out that dictator, which we talked about, it's like, hey, we get it. You should take out like North Korea dictator. Like there's a bunch of bad dictators, which we could go remove, but then, well, that one, hey, let's stop this. It helps Ukraine.

• 1:20:05The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:06Speaker 03

  But still bad guy. You're always going to be the bad guy when you are removing

• 1:20:10The Fat Electrician?

  Period.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  Evil from the world.

• 1:20:12The Fat Electrician?

  Half, half the population looks at the entire world through the lens of, okay, there's a conflict between two parties. Which party has more power? That's the bad guy. That's the only, they look at everything in a power vacuum, and that's how they grade all of the fucking world and ethics and morals and everything. Who's more powerful? That's the bad one. Don't care. No context is required. Don't care what the weaker person was doing that was horrific. Doesn't matter because the, the guy with the more power was able to stop them in a manner that wasn't fair. So they're bad.

• 1:20:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. To anyone who's like, oh, we shouldn't get involved in Iran. We used to be super cool with Iran until their Islamic revolution in 1979. And prior to that, we like, they had a great economy. We were doing good. Everyone was fucking happy. And now, since then, oh, crazy. 1979, that happens. And then 1983, the Beirut bombing from an organization that has direct ties to the fucking CUDS brigades in Iran. They literally have a shrine dedicated to one of the bombers from the fucking Beirut bombing. Like dude, Iran is the center of everything that is wrong in the Middle East.

• 1:21:17Speaker 03

  People are gonna be mad at Matt. Nick, I think you need to.

• 1:21:19The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I gotta go.

• 1:21:20Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:21:20Speaker 01

  You gotta go?

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  Like, oh. Connor, you wanna come sit in?

• 1:21:23The Fat Electrician?

  Connor?

• 1:21:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, we can go on for a little bit more.

• 1:21:25The Fat Electrician?

  Alright, boys.

• 1:21:25Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:21:26Speaker 07

  Bye, everyone.

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  So.

• 1:21:29Speaker 07

  Now we got Connor. Connor has replaced Nick.

• 1:21:31Speaker 03

  I am the fat electrician.

• 1:21:34Speaker 01

  You're Ozemp Nick.

• 1:21:35Speaker 03

  He is.

• 1:21:36Speaker 01

  Alright, we, we got a new bully here.

• 1:21:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, with a normal sized head.

• 1:21:42Speaker 01

  So, I was gonna tell, uh, everyone here, we have our first foreign customer of IBCS, the Integrated Air Missile Defense Battle Command System. It's an acronym within an acronym. It's a program I worked on for four years. So I'm gonna be very careful and tread lightly because I'm still under a non-disclosure agreement. But, um, Poland has bought the system. Now the crazy thing, this system has been in the works for over 10 years. And the reason why it's taken so long is aside from North of Grumman biting off more than they can chew. You're figuring it out, but it's it's taken some time. So imagine this, you were in the Navy, so you might be familiar with like the ages combat system on how it can like talk to the different ships and like you can defend this ship from this ship and then things like that.

• 1:22:25Speaker 01

  So imagine that, but for every air defense system in the US and foreign arsenal. And you can

• 1:22:32Speaker 03

  They all talk to each

• 1:22:33Speaker 01

  They all talk to each other, but not just talk to each other because right now. So like Russia and China, they have systems where like this radar will see it and tell this radar to find it because this is the the so this is the tracking and acquisition radar, and this is the guidance radar. And then the guidance the yeah, S 300 has a system like that, the 400, the 500 is a pipe dream, but yeah.

• 1:22:51Speaker 03

  That's the one we shut down completely.

• 1:22:53Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, well, we fucked their S 300s up. Harm doesn't give a about you. The high speed anti radiation missile, it'll hunt your radar down and fuck it up all day long.

• 1:23:00Speaker 03

  That's so this system is that level of tech and I love America's like, we've had that for a long time. It's gone.

• 1:23:07Speaker 01

  And say goodbye.

• 1:23:07Speaker 03

  Fly in with helicopters, which are the slowest craft we have.

• 1:23:11Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:23:12Speaker 03

  And then leave without taking a single casualties.

• 1:23:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:16Speaker 03

  Still fucking wild to me.

• 1:23:17Speaker 01

  So with this one, it's a step further. Their whole thing, their whole mantra is any shooter, any sensor. So imagine like this, let's say I'm guarding the Strait of Hormuz or the Red Sea or something like that. I have my system set up there. I have Patriot launchers. I have Thad tippy twos. I have just all these different sensors and systems talking to each other. And now here comes a carrier strike group. Well, I change my frequency, they get into my frequency and boom, I now have control of their missiles. I can see what their radar sees. They can have control of my missiles. So does lead to some other issues there for like kill chain and stuff like that. But let's say a threat comes through.

• 1:23:54Speaker 01

  I have better eyes on the threat, so I have a better sensor tracking the threat, but they have a better, what we call PK or probability of kill with their interceptors. I can go through the the channels and whatever, and I can, I can pull the trigger and fire the missile off of their ship. Using my radar's data and then as it's in the air, let's say there's an F-35 up there and F-35 can grab the missile mid-flight and send it all the way in. Like. You're passing the ball. Yeah, it's, it's like, imagine a football.

• 1:24:24Speaker 07

  Ball that can kill.

• 1:24:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:27Speaker 07

  Between nations or?

• 1:24:29Speaker 01

  You so.

• 1:24:29Speaker 07

  Now.

• 1:24:30Speaker 01

  Right now, yeah, Poland does have it. They're the first country to stand one up. Uh, it's like a $6 billion system or something like that, but Poland got on the docket years ago. They're like, we want it when it works. Yeah, because you're also teaming up with team number one. Oh, yeah. Poland loves America. They fucking love us.

• 1:24:46Speaker 07

  They're good boys.

• 1:24:47Speaker 01

  So basically the goal is with this, anything can talk to anything. And so I could fire circumstantially lasers off of a Patriot radar. I could fire Patriot interceptors off of a THAAD TIPPI-2 radar. You could fire AEGIS, uh, SM twos and SM sixes off of a THAAD TIPPI-2. Like, everything interacts with one another and they all talk to each other and they can pass interceptions between each other while they're flying. Like it's, dude, it's insane. No other country in the world can do this. No one else. It is the most scary Skynet fucking mesh network air defense system in the world. And Poland got on board and we now have one operational in Guam, which if you didn't know Guam is the most heavily air defended landmass on earth.

• 1:25:31Speaker 01

  Like anywhere in the world, Guam has more firepower.

• 1:25:34Speaker 07

  Is it controlled by people or computers?

• 1:25:36Speaker 01

  Uh, so people are the ultimate ones. Yeah, yeah. People were the trigger pullers, but, uh, the computer systems themselves will like help, uh, de-conflict because. So the main problem you run into with the system and it's really hard to do is a radar is not a radar is not a radar. Now that, let me explain what I mean there. So you can have two Patriot radars right next to each other, looking at the same target in the air. That target is going to look slightly different to each of those radars. When you have 10 radars looking at the same target, you get what's called track dueling, which you'll have one track up there, but you'll see 17 of them all over each other because that's how many radars. So through a series of background processes, it compensates for the mechanical biases in those systems because they're not all made perfect.

• 1:26:20Speaker 01

  And creates one composite track across all of them. So everyone sees it the same. Everyone can shoot it the same. Everyone has the same control of the interceptors. Like it's, it's wild.

• 1:26:31Speaker 07

  If you could break that down into a metaphor for a retard like me.

• 1:26:36Speaker 01

  Just.

• 1:26:36Speaker 04

  I was, I was thinking the five-year-old breakdown too.

• 1:26:40Speaker 03

  Explain it like I'm five.

• 1:26:41Speaker 01

  Okay, so.

• 1:26:42Speaker 03

  Is this like a light art system? So it's all painting at the same time, but now each one has a more clear image because all of them are working together.

• 1:26:50Speaker 01

  Yes, you getting a ton of data about that track. So it's like, if I sight in a rifle at long distance and I hand you that rifle, you're not going to hit exactly where I hit. Because of the, the, that optic and the way it's designed. So imagine I could hand you that rifle and you fired perfectly exactly where I was hitting. Because you see it the exact same I do, but we did that like with just our brains. I, I changed how your brain works and it compensates for it and your vision now works how mine does.

• 1:27:18Speaker 03

  Got it. Okay. Great analogy.

• 1:27:20Speaker 01

  Does that make sense to everybody?

• 1:27:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:21Speaker 01

  So yeah, Aegis Combat System has been doing that for a little while, but getting that onto the land side with all the different shooters and sensors that we have has been an overwhelming, uh, undertaking. Like I said, Northrop Grumman, hats off to you guys. Cause that was way too much for you to chew. You bit off way too much because like Raytheon makes better command and control systems and that's what IBCS is. But Raytheon bit it way higher and Northrop said, we could do this. And it was when I was originally working on the system, it was not good. It was, oh, it was bad. And now I, I mean, I'm talking to some friends out there and they're like, yeah, no, it's working. And I just read on the news that Poland has it and they've, uh, announced initial operability status of it. So they're,

• 1:28:03Speaker 01

  because Poland has Patriot, Poland has S300s, Poland has, um.

• 1:28:07Speaker 03

  Poland's super safe right now.

• 1:28:08Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. They have all sorts of shit and they're just bringing all of it in.

• 1:28:11Speaker 03

  You get fucked up in two world wars and you learn your lesson.

• 1:28:15Speaker 01

  They learn real quick. Like it, I couldn't be happier with who got it first and I'm glad the system worked. One of the main problems that like, when, when I was working with the system is you have the contractors who want the system to work. And they're willing to, I'm not saying all contractors, but some of them are willing to like, oh, that's not a big deal. We'll fix that in another build. Oh, that's not a big deal. But the way I looked at it when I was working out there, the buck stops with me. You wouldn't send an infantryman overseas with a rifle that doesn't work. So why am I going to send air defenders overseas with a system that didn't work? I was like, we may not make it perfect, but I'm going to get as close to perfect before it goes out. And everyone I worked with at White Sands had the same mentality. So the fact that it's out and Poland has it, they must have worked out the kinks. So we're getting there.

• 1:28:56Speaker 01

  It's eventually you could, you wouldn't do this, but you could control every air defense system in the world from this room.

• 1:29:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, that includes ground based mid course defense, THAAD, SBX, C-based X-band radar, the Cobra Dane radar, you could fire realistically Trident missiles if you wanted to off of it, standard missile six, standard missile two, like everything America has, you could fire from that damn thing.

• 1:29:23Speaker 03

  That's terrifying with AI.

• 1:29:26Speaker 01

  We've given Skynet the keys.

• 1:29:29Speaker 03

  It's like, hello.

• 1:29:30Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:29:31Speaker 03

  I don't like any of this. Hard cut to the Afghanistan military trying to do jumping jacks.

• 1:29:40Speaker 03

  What we can do, it's like, you can fire all this from a single room.

• 1:29:45Speaker 01

  Dude, it's so wild to just see everything starting to network together and work. And then the F-35 also had another update. So you know, counterfires or like you've heard of counterfires, right? So counterfires is basically enemy shoots a, you know, a rocket at you or artillery at you, you know, indirect fire. You then have to figure out where that came from. Well, air defense systems are really good at finding out where that thing came from. Like by the time your missile is in boost phase, I know exactly where it came from. And I don't mean exactly like, oh, within this hundred yards. No, like 13 digit grid. I know exactly where it came from. Well, they just upgraded the F-35. So now on top of that jet up there, dropping bombs,

• 1:30:26Speaker 01

  hunting down other targets, it can track like artillery and rockets from the ground and pass that data in real time to counter fire.

• 1:30:35Speaker 04

  That's wild because so during the surge and all this, this is how a lot of Iraq or Afghan, they drive up to certain portions, they would drop mortars and then they dip. And then they just mortar the base really quick. And they're like, props to them how accurate they were with fucking mortars off just.

• 1:30:53Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. They don't even have stands on them half the time, just holding the tube.

• 1:30:56Speaker 04

  And they're, they're hitting the base. Like they're doing a fantastic job, but they would dip because.

• 1:31:01Speaker 05

  Incoming.

• 1:31:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. And you're fucking, oh, and then everyone would run, we'd stay, we'd check our email.

• 1:31:11Speaker 01

  Eventually get to a point, if I'm gonna die, I'm doing it in air conditioning.

• 1:31:13Speaker 05

  That's what my brother has a good story about jerking off while almost getting mortared. He's in a portage on, but he's like, oh, fast as hands in the west. I'm either gonna come or die.

• 1:31:26Speaker 01

  That's a very specific military corps memory right there.

• 1:31:30Speaker 04

  These, these Northrop Grumman motherfuckers still owe me a couple million dollars.

• 1:31:33Speaker 01

  Seriously?

• 1:31:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, fuck them, dude.

• 1:31:35Speaker 01

  What'd they do? What did Grummy Bear do to you?

• 1:31:37Speaker 04

  Grummy Bear.

• 1:31:37Speaker 01

  That's what I call him, Grummy Bear.

• 1:31:39Speaker 04

  My nine 11 story, motherfuckers.

• 1:31:42Speaker 01

  What happened? I elaborate, please, if you don't mind.

• 1:31:45Speaker 04

  He was in the military, so he. The only Navy Achievement Medal that I have is because I figured out that Northrop Grumman, there's a system that's been around forever, like TCAS, TCAN. They accounted for like mountainous terrain, blah, blah, blah. Airplanes should avoid that. And I was like, they don't account for modern day structures. And I got a Navy Achievement Medal because I pointed out, wrote a huge fucking paper on it.

• 1:32:10Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 1:32:10Speaker 04

  It could have prevented nine 11. That's the joke going around. And because I was a fucking E3 in the military when I wrote this paper up, I got a nice Navy Achievement Medal. But I pointed out that every system, every aircraft system, TCAN and TCAS in the entire world, they didn't account for manmade structures. And I feel like Northrop Grumman owes me a fucking couple million dollars for updating every aircraft system in the entire world.

• 1:32:33Speaker 01

  Fuck it. We're going to Huntsville, Alabama. Let's go talk to them.

• 1:32:36Speaker 04

  I'll go talk to these motherfuckers.

• 1:32:37Speaker 05

  Cody was hit with a missile.

• 1:32:41Speaker 04

  I just, I just had, I just had to air out my beef. I had to air out my beef with fucking Northrop Grumman.

• 1:32:48Speaker 04

  You know, that's whatever.

• 1:32:49Speaker 01

  They make really good bombers, though. That's one thing that Northrop really excels in.

• 1:32:52Speaker 04

  They're cool. They're cool guys.

• 1:32:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. We got new.

• 1:32:54Speaker 07

  We love the military industrial complex. It doesn't exist because McDonald's made money.

• 1:33:00Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, yes.

• 1:33:05Speaker 01

  I was like, man.

• 1:33:08Speaker 01

  Trout's crash out after that.

• 1:33:11Speaker 07

  When I stood up and I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:33:17Speaker 03

  Dude, how dude Trout, how are you feeling about the Epstein files? You're loving it. I know everyone wants to know about this channel. I loved your video, by the way. That got me laughing.

• 1:33:26Speaker 01

  Just laying on the floor.

• 1:33:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, you just put fucking Connor back in his existential crisis now.

• 1:33:33Speaker 07

  Been on that train for fucking weeks. What set me off was the, so you can go, there's a website. It's like gmail dot world, I think it is.

• 1:33:41Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:33:42Speaker 07

  And it puts you into his Gmail account. So you can see his emails. You can see his drive and everything's heavily redacted. Oh, it really sent me over the edge was the, uh, the pictures. They're all super, super redacted, but you can still, like through context clues, pick up what they were up to. And it's just the most evil, heinous, demonic shit you cannot imagine. So, yeah, when all this shit got released, the new Epstein files dropped. Um, I was like, I have a phenomenal idea. I'm gonna drink seventeen beers and read the Epstein files and be horribly upset.

• 1:34:23Speaker 07

  And that's exactly what the fuck happened. But, yeah, everything that's been revealed in them, because there's so many. And so I was just doing like keyword searches and it, it gets worse and worse and worse the more you read. And the fact that.

• 1:34:41Speaker 03

  Thankfully, folks are gonna have, people will be held accountable.

• 1:34:44Speaker 07

  Yes, of course. That was, yeah, the sentence I was saying was the, the fact that nobody's doing anything about this. We're not dragging people out to the guillotines right now. It just is sickening to me.

• 1:34:59Speaker 01

  They're telling, they're telling us to let us eat cake. That's what it is.

• 1:35:02Speaker 07

  Yeah. And it's, yeah, that, that.

• 1:35:05Speaker 03

  That's the only

• 1:35:06Speaker 07

  This is the shit I've been talking about like as a quote unquote conspiracy theorist for years and then to be vindicated feels horrible.

• 1:35:16Speaker 03

  Oh dude.

• 1:35:17Speaker 07

  To know that all this shit was actually happening and it's worse than you thought like makes me sick to my stomach. I for some reason I thought like the like learning that, oh yeah, I was right. And it's like, we got them. And then nothing's fucking happening.

• 1:35:32Speaker 03

  Well, imagine what the flat earthers feel because that's the only one that wasn't proven true.

• 1:35:37Speaker 07

  Now the earth is convex and carried on the back of a giant turtle.

• 1:35:41Speaker 03

  I seen that one today. I was cracking up. I was like eh.

• 1:35:44Speaker 04

  The day you said you were like diving into that, you're like, yeah, I'm just gonna look at these things today. Like five hours later, I look at your story on Instagram, you're laying in the kitchen floor, just staring at the ceiling.

• 1:35:55Speaker 07

  Listening to Orinoco Flow by Enya.

• 1:35:58Speaker 03

  Sail away, sail away, sail away. It's it's hyper disappointing of knowing nothing will come to it like that is the first time I feel action. I do not like, I've been very vocal. I don't like the government. I don't like political shit like military, love my country, love the military. Like the people in charge right now on the military side, you got your, your general Georges, like amazing humans. They care for warfighters. They care for the soldiers. Government do not give a fuck about because that shit right there because nothing will change.

• 1:36:29Speaker 07

  No, and everybody's on the, everybody's on the files. They all went to fucking island and little kids.

• 1:36:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. You know, buh, well, eh, well, mm, I'm like, nope, don't give a fuck.

• 1:36:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. The thing that I can't stand i- in like when, when people are getting the files and all of us are like this. I don't care who's in the files. Hold them accountable, right? Like I don't, I don't give a shit Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, socialist. I don't care. Fucking hang them up by their feet. But when you see these people, especially on social media who are like, oh, look, here's this Republican on here. It's like, I. Are we gonna do anything about it? Like, I don't care. I just don't give a shit. Why are you using it to grandstand your political opinion? They're all pieces of shit. All of them.

• 1:37:12Speaker 03

  Also, don't think because no, no one I've met is like, well, calm down on that. It's everyone doesn't like anyone that's associated with it.

• 1:37:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:22Speaker 03

  If you're blaming like, oh, well, you're defending a, it's like, no, no, no, don't give a fuck about that.

• 1:37:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:29Speaker 03

  Personally.

• 1:37:30Speaker 04

  I know nothing's gonna come from it more than likely because there's so many powerful people in there, but it's, it's kind of entertaining to read through the more obscure things. Like, we know, we know they're fucking draining babies blood and doing the adrenochrome and torturing children.

• 1:37:45Speaker 07

  You and I have a very different opinion of what's entertaining.

• 1:37:48Speaker 04

  No, that's not, that's not, my point is that's not the, that's not entertaining whatsoever. We know they're doing it. They should all fucking put through a wood chipper, but like, like some of the emails, it's like Epstein's like, yeah, Stephen Hawking's wanted to go on my submarine. So his wheelchair wouldn't fit on the submarine that we had on the island. So I duct taped his head to a chair and we put him on the submarine. It's just thinking about shit like that. Or, or even like, he loved Fortnite and World of Warcraft, like, like that. What the fuck were you guys doing?

• 1:38:25Speaker 04

  The obscure things are, are just, just wildly fucking ridiculous.

• 1:38:30Speaker 03

  It's in that, yeah. We don't have that level of money. I never want that level of money. If I had that level of money, I would never still do that.

• 1:38:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:38:39Speaker 03

  You know what? Still wouldn't be like, can't get my rocks off anymore. No.

• 1:38:43Speaker 07

  No, if the Israeli government was giving me tens of billions of dollars, I would not kids.

• 1:38:49Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 1:38:53Speaker 03

  I hate to fucking, as you said, it's wild. It's like, oh, the government's corrupt. It's still, it's. Duh.

• 1:39:02Speaker 07

  Yeah, what's new?

• 1:39:03Speaker 03

  Fuck, oh my god, it took you that to figure that out? Wow, that's amazing. As you said, as a conspiracy theorist, everything else is true. It's like, oh, look, everything's been unlocked year after year, whether that's JFK or whatever is is coming out. This is just that next level of corruption or evil.

• 1:39:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, the quote about what's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? A couple of years. Here we are. The pizza gate shit was all real. Jesus fucking Christ.

• 1:39:34Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, you don't think we landed on the moon, do you?

• 1:39:37Speaker 07

  No, I think we I think we landed on.

• 1:39:39Speaker 01

  Oh, OK, alright.

• 1:39:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, people that will get pissed when I say that.

• 1:39:42Speaker 03

  Who's that? Someone yesterday?

• 1:39:43Speaker 01

  Was it Zach?

• 1:39:44Speaker 07

  Zach doesn't think that we put.

• 1:39:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, that's the one I was I was like, Jack, Zach, come on. I was like, you think we could keep that a secret? Well, everything that we can't keep secrets, I think that's the one we would have.

• 1:39:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was like, Zach, you've worked for the government, you know, it's a bunch of just functional retards like it's you. I've worked for these people for so long, like, people like you worked for the army for 16 years. Why don't you trust the government? Because I worked for them for 16 years. Like, that's why.

• 1:40:11Speaker 03

  Moon landing would have been on Discord if it was faked.

• 1:40:13Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:40:15Speaker 07

  That was the biggest. I have an opinion about it, and thank God Nick is on his way back to fucking Iowa. Otherwise, he'd get pissed at me. But the the moon landing thing, the space race in general, was the biggest, like, goalpost shifting. The Russians killed a lot of humans and animals and tried to cover it all up, but they kicked our fucking asses. When it came to space travel, they hit every record. And then we shifted the goalpost to first man on the moon, and we were like, nope, we got it.

• 1:40:42Speaker 03

  Because they were the first in space or in the outer atmosphere, then in space, then orbit.

• 1:40:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, orbit, yeah, they it like every metric, they kicked our ass in the space race. And then we got a we got a man on the moon. We were like, no, actually, that was the goal the whole time.

• 1:40:55Speaker 03

  Fucking look where we did.

• 1:40:57Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, it's important in that in that moment to point out that hypersonic is anything greater than Mach 5. And Earth's exit velocity is like Mach 22. So just for everyone out there who's like, America doesn't have hypersonics. Like, you you have to go that fast to leave Earth's fucking gravity. Goddamn.

• 1:41:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:16Speaker 07

  That's really fast, though. That's really fast. That's cooking.

• 1:41:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think the maximum speed of a GBI, which is a ground-based interceptor, which is our ground-based mid-course defense. It's our ICBM defense for the US. Mach 33, 34? Something like that. Yeah, they're cooking. They are moving. And that's like-

• 1:41:34Speaker 07

  How much time would take from when it passed to when you'd hear it?

• 1:41:37Speaker 01

  Uh, at that speed?

• 1:41:41Speaker 04

  Whatever the division is on-

• 1:41:43Speaker 07

  We're mathematicians over here.

• 1:41:45Speaker 03

  Regular Einstein sitting at this table.

• 1:41:48Speaker 07

  You are a fucking rocket artist. Jesus Christ.

• 1:41:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, you should know this.

• 1:41:52Speaker 07

  Everything you said, we're in the same frame right now and I just know my face. I'm like, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

• 1:42:00Speaker 01

  Everyone has their thing. Eli does cameras. I do missiles. Cody does, I don't know, breakdown. Racism.

• 1:42:05Speaker 07

  And I crank it crazy style.

• 1:42:07Speaker 01

  Just put it in the-

• 1:42:08Speaker 03

  Mach 35.

• 1:42:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:42:11Speaker 03

  Connor doesn't know-

• 1:42:12Speaker 07

  This hog so fast.

• 1:42:13Speaker 03

  Seconds later.

• 1:42:16Speaker 01

  Just burst into flames like Chris from Family Guy.

• 1:42:18Speaker 03

  Oh, what happened?

• 1:42:19Speaker 07

  Boom.

• 1:42:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, puts a hole in the ceiling. Hair face going like this.

• 1:42:24Speaker 07

  The sonic boom of my coom.

• 1:42:26Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 1:42:27Speaker 04

  We really do have just like the weirdest fucking cornucopia of friends, like subject matter experts on just retarded little things.

• 1:42:36Speaker 01

  Random shit. Eli and Nick were talking about guns one time on, on the, was it kind of consensual? And I just sat there quietly. And then Nick like looked at me and he's like, this is how we feel when you talk about missiles.

• 1:42:51Speaker 04

  I love your tangents though, by the way.

• 1:42:53Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you so much.

• 1:42:54Speaker 04

  It's always a pleasure having you down.

• 1:42:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love learning. I hear, I'm like, I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm sure everyone else also feels the same. Someone just shut up and listen for 10, 20 minutes.

• 1:43:06Speaker 04

  I did avionics for years and you'll say something every once in a while. I'm like, I know that word.

• 1:43:11Speaker 01

  That's what I get.

• 1:43:14Speaker 01

  That was in the book. Oh, man. Aviation is, it's a really cool world. The, I've, cause I, obviously I portray planes, uh, and

• 1:43:23Speaker 03

  What's the new plane coming out?

• 1:43:24Speaker 01

  The, you're talking about the F-47?

• 1:43:27Speaker 03

  Forty-seven.

• 1:43:27Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, and then there's also the FAXX, which, uh, that one's supposed to be for the Navy. So the F-47 is going to be an air force platform and a lot of air force platforms can't land on naval vessels because they don't have robust enough like landing gear. Cause when you come down on a carrier, you're fucking slamming down.

• 1:43:46Speaker 03

  And stopping.

• 1:43:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's violent.

• 1:43:49Speaker 03

  Really fast.

• 1:43:50Speaker 01

  Absolutely violent. So the Navy has their program that was canceled, now is back and I, I don't know what's up with that, but it's called the FAXX and they're building a next generation, sixth generation air platform for naval forces.

• 1:44:03Speaker 03

  Cause right now our fifth generation can hand, can hang with every other country's sixth.

• 1:44:09Speaker 01

  Well, so when it comes to-

• 1:44:10Speaker 04

  Isn't that Chinese jet like hot shit?

• 1:44:12Speaker 01

  So the Chinese jet, so the, here we go. There is no global agreed upon standard for generations of aircraft. For that to be a thing, you would have to make public everything that is in your aircraft. So like, there's public information about the F-22, but-

• 1:44:28Speaker 03

  Compared like a good, maybe cars at the same time. It's like, you could have your McLaren F1 from 1992 and then whatever else came in SX 1992 and you have the fifth generation, but they're completely different.

• 1:44:42Speaker 01

  Exactly. So what China considers their sixth generation, which is their, uh, something dragon. Don't say bad Connor. I knew that was, that was gonna come out. I, I felt it.

• 1:44:52Speaker 03

  So red dragon.

• 1:44:54Speaker 01

  I think it is the like, I think it is like the white dragon or red dragon. Something like that.

• 1:45:00Speaker 03

  The bad dragon.

• 1:45:01Speaker 01

  But supposedly they're saying like, they're already showing videos of it flying and they're doing that on purpose because it boosts their propaganda. Um, we're probably already like tracking those things with radars, like to get information about them, how fast they climb, how fast they move, what their radar cross section looks like. Anytime anyone shoots or flies anything in this world, Uncle Sam takes notes, like every single time, no matter where it is. And like, so every time Kim Jong-un's like, I got a new powerful missile. Like we just laugh at him. We're like, we watched everything you just did.

• 1:45:30Speaker 03

  You made that in the sixties?

• 1:45:31Speaker 04

  I gotta give a shout out to fucking burnt peanut.

• 1:45:34Speaker 01

  Oh, yes.

• 1:45:35Speaker 04

  I heard the funniest quote this morning, someone, someone in his chat said, imagine living in America. And he's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Well, we have a giant black Dorito worth more than your country's GDP. That will level your shit before you can think about it.

• 1:45:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that's that's true.

• 1:45:54Speaker 03

  That guy, I would just really quick, Burt Peanut, great people, you're always welcome on unsub. Him talking about people were yelling at him about viewbotting. He's like, I don't know what that he's like, you know, who does that haters haters want to say viewbotting? I joined, I want to be humble for a second. I'm gonna be humble for a second. I hate. Or not humble for a second. I've went to every server, Pacific, Asia, what's the ocean, ocean?

• 1:46:25Speaker 04

  Oceania?

• 1:46:26Speaker 03

  That's the one he was like, Oceania, I don't know where the fuck that is even. I don't even know where that is on the map. Everyone know who I am. Go yourselves if you think I'm viewbotting.

• 1:46:36Speaker 04

  Bro, I jumped into one of his live streams the other day on YouTube alone and speaking on content creation. We get on that sometimes. He had a hundred and 7,000 concurrent viewers on YouTube. You jump over to Twitch, he has 70,000 concurrent on Twitch. It's like, god damn, our boy's doing good. And it's what we we press on sometimes. It's like, if you're an entertaining person, you're gonna do well.

• 1:47:01Speaker 03

  Bunglators.

• 1:47:02Speaker 04

  Damn, dude. The bunglators have been blowing up.

• 1:47:06Speaker 01

  That dude is hilarious. I catch his clips sometimes and just the shit he says, it's so, oh, it's so good. He's just very forward and direct about everything.

• 1:47:15Speaker 04

  Black Dorito deleted countries.

• 1:47:18Speaker 01

  So when it comes to generations of aircraft, like everyone's like, well, six gen have to be stealth. Okay, well, what is your definition of stealth for the US? Our definition of stealth is a reduction in radar cross section greater than 90%. So it has to be 90% smaller. In fact, the stealthy stealthiest by definition aircraft in the world is the B2 Spirit, the stealth bomber. Because it's 153 feet wide and it shows up roughly the size of a sparrow on radar.

• 1:47:49Speaker 04

  So like 90% radar reduction is just the total size.

• 1:47:53Speaker 01

  Yes, the total size on on radar returns.

• 1:47:55Speaker 03

  They said 99.9.

• 1:47:59Speaker 04

  It's a pigeon.

• 1:48:01Speaker 01

  That's cute.

• 1:48:03Speaker 01

  So for other countries, so when you compare like, uh, so America's fifth gen, you know, our premier fifth gen, the F-22 came out in 94, 96, I think it was in the nineties. And it has a radar cross-section roughly the size of a bumblebee. So if you see a bumblebee pulling Mach 2.2.

• 1:48:21Speaker 07

  Natural, a little suspicious.

• 1:48:23Speaker 01

  It's a little suspicious. Like, there's a bumblebee on my screen hauling ass.

• 1:48:28Speaker 01

  And that's if you get a return. So that's how big that is. The J-20, which is their Chinese, uh, fifth gen, is roughly 100 times larger on radar cross-section. So take that size of a bumblebee, which is point 0002 meter squared. 100 times more than that is what? Point 02 meter squared or something like that? And then the Su-57, which Russia considers their premier stealth fifth gen, is 100 times larger than the J-20. So it has roughly the same radar cross-section as like an F-18.

• 1:49:05Speaker 01

  So when we.

• 1:49:07Speaker 07

  It's a big bird.

• 1:49:12Speaker 01

  So like, when they're like, we have stealth, their stealth doesn't match our stealth and their generations don't match our generation. So, and we always undersell all of our capabilities. Just, if you're gonna read anything about Uncle Sam, like, hey, this radar can see this far, just know that it's more. Oh, this jet can go this fast. Just know, it's more. Like, everything that Uncle Sam pushes out there is under our capabilities. But the enemy, they oversell. And we've done that. So there's, I just, I just dropped a video on Pepperbox called, um, Constant Peg. And.

• 1:49:45Speaker 07

  I saw that at lunch today. That cracked me up.

• 1:49:48Speaker 01

  So Constant Peg is a program we had from the nineties. Originally, it was in the sixties, all the way through the seventies. It was like have something, it's an air force program. The Navy had some of these programs too. And it's where we would buy steel trade and get aggressor aircraft. And instead of saying like, we're gonna take these apart and study them, we were like, these are giant piles of shit. You know, what we should do is have our guys. Fight against them. So for years, our pilots were fighting against actual aggressor nation aircraft. They knew where all their blind spots were. They knew how to fight against them like so the the MiG 23 went really fast in a straight line like until we built the F-15, nothing went faster. Well, the F-111 technically.

• 1:50:31Speaker 01

  Nothing went faster. It was super fast compared to everything that we had, but it couldn't turn for shit. So we would just take it into a turn fight and that's how we would beat the MiG 23 and we learned this because pilots would defect. We paid East Germany, I think for the cost of a MiG 19 was roughly the cost for a new Mercedes Benz and we would trade them Mercedes Benz for MiG 19s. We gotta go back. We gotta go back, guys. You want some MiGs? Let's go get some MiGs.

• 1:51:00Speaker 07

  Give an East German a couple thousand dollars.

• 1:51:04Speaker 07

  He'll land the plane in fucking Florida.

• 1:51:06Speaker 03

  Here's some food. Blue jeans.

• 1:51:11Speaker 01

  So yeah, we did that for years, just fighting against their stuff and you know, aggressor nations are like, you were stealing our technology and it's like, no, we already had better shit, but we were just.

• 1:51:20Speaker 07

  It was as if we were engaged in some kind of Cold War.

• 1:51:23Speaker 01

  Imagine that.

• 1:51:25Speaker 03

  Playing fair.

• 1:51:28Speaker 01

  Cut it out, guys. Stop stealing our pilots and our planes.

• 1:51:32Speaker 03

  Where'd you get our nuke plants from? That doesn't count.

• 1:51:35Speaker 07

  Well, we can't talk about that. We hung them for treason. And their last name ended in steam.

• 1:51:46Speaker 01

  That was like, you know, it's crazy is I was, I was looking into that, the, the whatever the Robert Steen.

• 1:51:52Speaker 07

  Or no, it was Berg.

• 1:51:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, Rosenberg.

• 1:51:54Speaker 03

  I hate my brains like, it's a good shot. It's like two legs going.

• 1:51:59Speaker 03

  And a little.

• 1:52:03Speaker 07

  That's how my brain always just thinks of movie shots.

• 1:52:06Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 1:52:09Speaker 07

  The Rosenbergs who gave all of our nuclear secrets away.

• 1:52:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. And you know what's crazy is I thought about that and there's.

• 1:52:22Speaker 07

  I've been listening to King Trout's videos too much.

• 1:52:26Speaker 03

  I love them. They're my favorite group of people.

• 1:52:29Speaker 07

  Gavilda fish in Israel.

• 1:52:32Speaker 01

  So with that, I was, I was looking into that, the, the Rosenbergs and.

• 1:52:43Speaker 01

  Are we back?

• 1:52:47Speaker 01

  Oh man. But I was, I was thinking, I was like, there's literally nothing you could give away to the enemy today that would be that level of like devastation. I could give the plans for an F-22. It doesn't compare to giving them their first nuclear weapon. I could give them missiles, bombs, anything that we have, and it doesn't even compare. So like in 1953, when we hang their ass, or was electric chair lethal, I don't even know what we did.

• 1:53:10Speaker 07

  They were hanged.

• 1:53:11Speaker 01

  They were hanged. Um, that was absolutely justified. Well, hanged.

• 1:53:16Speaker 07

  Hung means you have a big. But I think they were electrocuted.

• 1:53:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. There, well, isn't there a difference between being hung and being hanged?

• 1:53:22Speaker 07

  Yes. Being hung means you have a fat. Well, being hanged means you got strangled to death.

• 1:53:26Speaker 03

  I don't know if I'm going to trust him.

• 1:53:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:53:29Speaker 07

  I am hung.

• 1:53:32Speaker 07

  If I was going to myself, I would be hanged.

• 1:53:36Speaker 03

  First time?

• 1:53:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. It was, that's kind of wild to think about that. They just turned over on us like that for the Russians of all people.

• 1:53:46Speaker 03

  When you have a.

• 1:53:49Speaker 03

  Nuclear.

• 1:53:52Speaker 01

  You mean nuclear?

• 1:53:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's like the deterrent. And then no, no one, when you have all countries like, don't use ours and I won't use ours. That's when you fucked up. When you're like, oh, I gave that, I gave those plans away.

• 1:54:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:54:03Speaker 03

  Top.

• 1:54:03Speaker 01

  Dude, you deserve everything you get after that. And I mean, we even have, there's, we gotta look at the pay scale because there was a kid arrested recently who sold High Mars secrets to China and it was for like 12 grand. Like. The fuck? Yeah. It was not much.

• 1:54:19Speaker 03

  Discord.

• 1:54:19Speaker 07

  What's, yeah, Discord and then what's that, the, uh, the video game?

• 1:54:24Speaker 01

  Roblox?

• 1:54:25Speaker 07

  Oh, no. Oh, fucking, um.

• 1:54:27Speaker 01

  I'm just saying. Oh, War Thunder.

• 1:54:28Speaker 07

  War Thunder. Yeah, the War Thunder forums where everybody gets all these Augustists get butthurt and they're like, no, actually the, the barrel mount is three inches to the right. I work on these as a mechanic. Here's my fucking mechanics. Here is that. Top secret. Stop sharing top secret information about our fucking.

• 1:54:49Speaker 03

  Could E3 stop being E3's? Just stop.

• 1:54:54Speaker 01

  Dude, Gaijin even came out, the company that made War Thunder was like, please stop putting out secret information in our video games. Like, please.

• 1:55:02Speaker 03

  Please don't do this.

• 1:55:03Speaker 07

  They're a Russian company, right?

• 1:55:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're a Russian company.

• 1:55:05Speaker 07

  Is it with a Japanese name? That's what's confusing.

• 1:55:08Speaker 01

  Don't pay the snail, man. Don't pay the snail. Their, their logo is a snail. So don't pay the snail.

• 1:55:13Speaker 03

  F1 on tech.

• 1:55:14Speaker 07

  It's a free fucking free to play game.

• 1:55:16Speaker 01

  It really is. I, I get to like BR4 and then I just stop playing because that's where all the sweats start and then I'll just start a different country. And I'm like, I'm going to start out with biplanes again and we're going to get up to BR4 and then the sweats are going to start. I'm like, let's go find a different country. That's all I do.

• 1:55:31Speaker 03

  I've never played it. I don't know these games.

• 1:55:33Speaker 01

  Oh, War Thunder. I broke a keyboard over War Thunder. I did. I, I gamer raged in a whole other fucking level. I hit this dude like three or four times right in the ammo rack with, uh, tank penetrating cartridges and dude just turned and one shot at me when I was in a Sherman with like, I don't know, 80 millimeters of armor in the front of it and just pumped one right through the front of my, I was pissed.

• 1:55:55Speaker 03

  I love that War Thunder also celebrated Veterans Day by announcing Brandon and then like really pushing Brandon during Veterans Day. And him saying, he's like, I think they just did a Google of me.

• 1:56:10Speaker 03

  I'm a hundred.

• 1:56:11Speaker 07

  The most highest decorated veteran in the history of the United States of America.

• 1:56:15Speaker 03

  Cause the ads are like celebrating Veterans Day.

• 1:56:19Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 1:56:20Speaker 03

  I hate my friends.

• 1:56:22Speaker 04

  Did we talk about the mailers last or yesterday on the podcast?

• 1:56:26Speaker 03

  Not enough because those are I we need to put them up, put them up, Chase or Finn, who was ever editing him because it is hilarious.

• 1:56:35Speaker 04

  That the one, the arrow pointing to he didn't. It's like pointing to his medals.

• 1:56:41Speaker 07

  Oh, no, he did talk about it.

• 1:56:43Speaker 01

  Okay, he did.

• 1:56:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:56:44Speaker 01

  Cause we didn't talk about the one that I was in fucking Tony, you piece of.

• 1:56:48Speaker 03

  That's the one.

• 1:56:48Speaker 07

  It was.

• 1:56:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was that one.

• 1:56:50Speaker 07

  You in the background.

• 1:56:51Speaker 01

  I hate that.

• 1:56:51Speaker 07

  I've experienced that as well. It was a it was the commercial. I think me, Cody and Brandon were at at lunch one day. And it came up on the TV and it's, uh, Brandon Herrera mocks military veterans. And then it plays the clip from the podcast, uh, with Meat Canyon in Vegas, the second half of it, which that was my idea. Sorry, Brandon. He hates that so much, but it plays, uh, he's he just said like something about Baron Trump being tall. And that was it.

• 1:57:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:57:22Speaker 07

  And then it cuts to or immediately after they pitch shift my laughed, my my laughed, my laugh. Cause I have that like a very distinct loud laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But they pitch shifted it. So I sound like a fucking demon and it like punch cuts in on my face.

• 1:57:40Speaker 07

  Slow it down.

• 1:57:43Speaker 03

  First off, I don't laugh like that.

• 1:57:46Speaker 01

  Look, when you have to get your opponent's friends involved, you're desperate. Tony is desperate at this point in time. I mean, the guy's. He's in the Epstein files for for fucking Christ's sake. The dude is in the Epstein files.

• 1:57:57Speaker 03

  My biggest thing is just being able to, that's when I truly hated politics is once we got to see firsthand of Brandon's shit getting manipulated. Even the Brandon hates veterans. You have Eli like five seconds beforehand being like, tell the joke that I told you, you should have told on stage.

• 1:58:14Speaker 07

  And then he tells got him at an event with all of his veteran friends.

• 1:58:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, he hates veterans so much. He raises hundreds of thousands of dollars for them and autism awareness. He hates autistic people too. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:58:29Speaker 04

  Also, they think of Baron Trump as a cryptid. It was kind of funny.

• 1:58:33Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:58:34Speaker 04

  I mean, we don't think he's a cryptid, but it's it's kind of funny to think about this this this giant lumbering figure.

• 1:58:41Speaker 07

  Father.

• 1:58:42Speaker 04

  It was a conceptual bit and he's like seven feet tall. No, dude, he's gonna do fucking great in life.

• 1:58:50Speaker 07

  I just.

• 1:58:50Speaker 04

  But this is, yeah, the cryptid Baron Trump always cracks me up.

• 1:58:55Speaker 07

  Slam dunking like this.

• 1:59:00Speaker 01

  If you're in politics.

• 1:59:00Speaker 04

  I'm not talking shit about the boy like.

• 1:59:03Speaker 07

  No, it's a good thing to be fucking tall.

• 1:59:04Speaker 04

  You're gonna do great in life. You're awesome, but it's. He says he's tall. What? What do you want?

• 1:59:13Speaker 07

  He said he was tall. What is what?

• 1:59:16Speaker 01

  If you're in the public eye, like you're gonna get made fun of and even I enjoy some of the jokes they make about me. Like I did. I did one live stream where I wore the fucking tank top like Nick does and my white balance was all up. Dude, people were saying like Sherwin Williams can't even match that color like dude has all the privilege. It was so good. They roasted me for like a solid hour.

• 1:59:38Speaker 07

  You should have doxed them.

• 1:59:48Speaker 04

  The new rebuttal for everything. What'd you say about me, homie? Trout.

• 1:59:53Speaker 07

  You hit me with a fifth grade insult? I'm gonna tell people where your kids go to school.

• 2:00:02Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 2:00:04Speaker 07

  Not naming any names, but.

• 2:00:07Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. I love this group of friends.

• 2:00:10Speaker 04

  Oh, it's the best group.

• 2:00:13Speaker 04

  I don't know. People make fun of me online. I call them gay.

• 2:00:17Speaker 07

  We know.

• 2:00:20Speaker 03

  I think I'm currently in the lead with the long F word on Twitter.

• 2:00:26Speaker 04

  Me and Connor are fighting over this. Who gets to say it the most?

• 2:00:32Speaker 01

  Dude, I will be

• 2:00:35Speaker 01

  dude, I'll be scrolling through Instagram reels and I'll be commenting on them and like especially when I'm altered. My inner Cody comes out and like, I'll just say the most off the wall shit. Like there was some woman, she was very heavy, didn't take care of herself, very like hood rat. And she was like rapping towards the camera and I just, I, I posted like, ignore all the positive comments and people loved it.

• 2:00:57Speaker 01

  Oh man, there was another one. It was like a bunch of

• 2:00:59Speaker 03

  Bar none goes, dude, bar none just

• 2:01:02Speaker 01

  I've never met Jake. I really want to.

• 2:01:04Speaker 03

  I love that he now has just, he does not give a and everyone has rallied behind him. And I'm like, homie, you played with fire and then you came out stronger on the other side. It is amazing.

• 2:01:18Speaker 04

  Forged. It kills me how people don't understand when you put yourself in the public eye, you're gonna get made fun of.

• 2:01:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:01:24Speaker 04

  Eli, me and you have known this for fucking over a decade now. Like, yeah, I accept it. Whatever. I fuck up or not even, not even fuck up. It's like, even if you're just the simplest of things that you put on social media, you're gonna get made fun of. You just roll with the punches.

• 2:01:41Speaker 03

  You're gonna get

• 2:01:42Speaker 04

  Roll with the punches.

• 2:01:43Speaker 03

  Hate no matter what. It does not matter how good, easy something is, it's just gonna be like, oh, hey, like, doesn't matter. Oh, this fucking, what was it? I post, I didn't know anime nerds hate if you grade something. Oh dude, that started.

• 2:02:00Speaker 04

  What do you mean grade?

• 2:02:01Speaker 03

  You just have something graded. You're like, hey, I had a berserk, like I have that

• 2:02:05Speaker 04

  Oh, like the grading company.

• 2:02:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. Oh my God, dude, dude, I've never, I was like, well, I just learned something. People really fucking hate this. And then you have this back and forth in the comments. It's like, why are you guys so pissed? This is fucking weird as shit. Not me saying that. It's everyone else who like. You're mad because he graded it? If you would have a copy of Jared, like first edition.

• 2:02:26Speaker 04

  You have a lot of like really cool first edition stuff.

• 2:02:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:02:30Speaker 04

  Like me and you have been like buying things and like tracking some graded things. So people like fuck with you about that?

• 2:02:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. Berserk dude. I was like, oh, Berserker probably think this is cool. And they were like, what? Yeah. You graded a $20 object? And then the comments were like, that's, that's the first print. That's well over $20. I assure you.

• 2:02:54Speaker 01

  Oh my God.

• 2:02:55Speaker 03

  But then you get a seat. Just everyone angry in the comments was like, I didn't know this was that divisive. I didn't know people gave a shit if you graded something. If you had a 10 grade Charizard right now, first edition, you'd be happy.

• 2:03:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. Dude, plane people are just as bad. I made one joke about the V22 Osprey. Oh, never again. Never again, man. And Zach, fuck, I love Zach. He made a joke about the F35 and he texted me, he made it on Twitter.

• 2:03:25Speaker 03

  Zach was like, what'd I do?

• 2:03:26Speaker 01

  He texted me like an hour later. He's like, dude, plane people are feral. I was like, yeah, dude, don't talk shit about planes, man. Like they are feral. Oh, it's wild, man.

• 2:03:36Speaker 04

  I think people just like these days, they make their entire personality about a distinct thing, whether it be Pokemon cards or Berserk or just like ice. Even you know, it's just like being a protester. People just make their entire personalities. Like I need to be angry about something because something at home is not fulfilling my needs or I, I, I.

• 2:04:01Speaker 03

  My response was, well, I, this made me happy. That's why I posted it. I don't really care what anyone else thinks. I thought it was cool. That's why I posted it. And then you have, that's fuck. Yeah. See, see, see. And then it's still. That's why you're a piece of shit because you had that graded. Well, I didn't even have it graded.

• 2:04:20Speaker 03

  Even then, don't even care. I thought it was cool.

• 2:04:22Speaker 04

  There was this one guy, one time his name was Shinzo Abe. He said, go outside, touch grass and talk to women. You know what they did? They fucking killed him.

• 2:04:30Speaker 03

  How dare you?

• 2:04:33Speaker 01

  Nine of Ulte. It's like that random experience when you become a creator for the first time. You're like, oh, I'm gonna say this. This is a pretty mild take. I think people will agree with it. And they're like, 10 minutes later, you look and they're like, you're literal Hitler. What the did I do?

• 2:04:48Speaker 07

  We've only been blasting the internet with hot takes. Most of them are shit.

• 2:04:56Speaker 01

  Selling you the other.

• 2:04:57Speaker 07

  I cast hot takes.

• 2:05:01Speaker 04

  Connor's like, I'm gonna put the VR on for a couple hours. I was like, yeah, just blast the Jew lasers into your eyes.

• 2:05:09Speaker 07

  Bought that fucking thing I jerked off and to VR one time and then played a video game. I haven't touched it since. And Brandon goes, in your room, right? And I was like,

• 2:05:21Speaker 07

  yeah, if that helps you.

• 2:05:25Speaker 01

  Poor fucking.

• 2:05:27Speaker 03

  He's like, why'd you call it Jew lasers? And he has Star of David's eyeballs, his pupils.

• 2:05:33Speaker 07

  Poor, poor fucking.

• 2:05:36Speaker 04

  Poor veteran with a sign. We had him over. He had stayed with me the past couple of days and my son, John, he loves like the VR. He loves the the blatant sorcery. We were just like stabbing people and stuff. We put it on Zach and Zach got nauseous, fell over.

• 2:05:54Speaker 01

  We are our parents now.

• 2:05:55Speaker 03

  The Goi lasers are.

• 2:05:59Speaker 07

  Well, I did the, I did a VR chat and I thought I was, I was like, it'll be funny to just go talk to, cause what's, what's his name? Proximity chat?

• 2:06:07Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 2:06:08Speaker 07

  On YouTube. Shouts out proximity chat. It's very funny.

• 2:06:10Speaker 04

  It's hilarious.

• 2:06:11Speaker 07

  He just goes and talks to the, they're just like furry types and shit. And I was like, oh, it'll be funny to go on VR chat and just like around with these people. And so I loaded into VR chat. I bought a fucking, like a skin. It was just a shrimp. It's just a giant shrimp. I paid $10 to be a shrimp and then I immediately started walking around and got motion sickness. And then I loaded into one server. It was like a, it was like a, what's that called? Um, fuck, I can't remember.

• 2:06:43Speaker 07

  Uh, like role play server or whatever.

• 2:06:45Speaker 04

  Oh, RP.

• 2:06:46Speaker 07

  Yeah. So I'm in one of these servers and it's like, where do we princess? I was just thinking this. And so I'm just a shrimp. Like getting nauseous. And I was like, dude, this shit sucks ass. And so I just laid on the couch and watched YouTube videos.

• 2:07:02Speaker 03

  Have you seen the boxing one boxing VR? Cause it goes based on like this. You like. Drill. Drill with the really long stick. Cause then it made his arms. And he just turned it off. And it's a torpedo.

• 2:07:22Speaker 04

  To paint the picture for you guys in VR, you're holding like you're holding the things in each hand. A dude took a drill and he put a long fucking piece of rod on it.

• 2:07:34Speaker 07

  Like a Looney Tunes extendo arm.

• 2:07:38Speaker 04

  He taped the hand things to it like an airplane propeller and held down the drill. And so his hands were just spinning and he was fighting everyone.

• 2:07:48Speaker 03

  Imagine doll scene from Street Fighter.

• 2:07:53Speaker 03

  People out.

• 2:07:53Speaker 07

  I posted that shit on my Instagram story like the day that I bought it, I was playing a super, super or hot super heat. Oh, the shooting guns one. Yeah, where everybody, there's all the guys made a crystal or whatever. What the is that game called? It's called like. It's super hot. Super hot. Super hot. Super hot. Yeah. And I'm just playing it and in the middle of playing it, I was like, you feel like such a badass. You like, you feel like John Wick doing all this shit. And as, as you move, time moves. And so I'm like ducking and dodging and grabbing shit and I'm throwing guns at guys. And I just had the like outside thought where I was like, this has to look so gay.

• 2:08:33Speaker 07

  So I set up a tripod in the living room and recorded myself and it is exactly how I thought it looked. It's just me with this big fuck off piece of plastic on my head.

• 2:08:45Speaker 03

  Also doing this.

• 2:08:48Speaker 03

  Going slow motion.

• 2:08:52Speaker 03

  She's filming doing. What's the beat saber?

• 2:08:57Speaker 07

  Oh, Beat Saber is fun.

• 2:08:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you look hell again.

• 2:09:01Speaker 03

  Well, in my head, I'm like, yeah.

• 2:09:03Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:09:04Speaker 03

  Outside, it's like.

• 2:09:07Speaker 04

  You sweaty swinging your arms around. Bro, I gotta say though, the fucking super hot is cool as fuck. You do feel like John Wick. Oh, yeah. The game's sick as shit. If you guys haven't gotten the meta headset and played super hot, you're missing out. It's kinda cool.

• 2:09:19Speaker 01

  There was one, I got the Quest 3. I don't remember the name of the game. It was free and it's a, it's a battle royale. And I played one match and it like gaslit me into thinking I was really good at the game. I mean, I was better reloads than like the kids I was playing with. Cause they don't, uh, this goes, but I gotta pull like, and I'm just like mag out, mag in, chamber, we're good. Let's keep.

• 2:09:39Speaker 04

  Oh, I forgot you're left handed.

• 2:09:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. And I played one match. I won and there was this kid, he died like four times. I had to keep rez in him and shit like that. I got all the way to the end. I won. I was like, hell yeah. I jumped into the next match. Apparently that first one was all bots. Cause then now there's some super autistic fucking ninja kids just kicking my ass. I survived for like 30 seconds. I was like, well, done with this game. I'm over it.

• 2:10:01Speaker 03

  I am golden. Thank you, good sir. Actually, Cody, if you want to close this out, we just hit, we hit our time.

• 2:10:07Speaker 04

  Shit, man. We just hanging around, having a good time.

• 2:10:10Speaker 03

  We had a good ass time. That went fucking longer than I thought it was.

• 2:10:14Speaker 04

  Shit, we had a great ass time. Are you doing Sam Elliott? No. Oh, I'm the sad man now.

• 2:10:24Speaker 04

  I gotta, I gotta prostitute in the pool now.

• 2:10:30Speaker 04

  Love land, man. Bye everyone. Thank you for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, King Trout, our friend, Fat Electrician was here earlier. He had to head out. We have habitual line crosser here. I'm Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here today.

• 2:10:47Speaker 03

  We love you bitches.

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