The Snack: Sexy Santa, Gluten-Gate, and Bad Beards

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Target's Sexy Santa Kraft's Gluten-gate Jaguar's controversial rebrand Elephant sex at Art Basel Vanderpump Rules recast Jacob Elordi's beard Nick Cannon's holiday rounds Words of the year Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Lume: Get 15% at https://lumedeodorant.com with code GGE. Addyi: Learn more at https://addyi.com. Viia: Get 15% off at https://viiahemp.com with code GGE. Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at http://article.com/gge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  Welcome to the snack, a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy.

• 0:10Rayna Greenberg?

  Hi guys.

• 0:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  Hi guys.

• 0:12Rayna Greenberg?

  We missed you so much last week.

• 0:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, we did.

• 0:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I mean, so much happened and I just didn't have a platform to discuss it.

• 0:19Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't even care about Thanksgiving. I've moved on.

• 0:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Really?

• 0:23Rayna Greenberg?

  No.

• 0:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're over it?

• 0:24Rayna Greenberg?

  I would never be over it. I did everything. I did all the cooking. I did all the crap work, all the shopping.

• 0:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Could not believe it.

• 0:30Rayna Greenberg?

  What?

• 0:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Your meal.

• 0:32Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, thank you.

• 0:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Unbelievable.

• 0:34Rayna Greenberg?

  You know, so I didn't really know this.

• 0:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  And now you tell me my charcuterie board.

• 0:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, your charcuterie board. No, not just...

• 0:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  For me.

• 0:40Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't want it to sound like you baited me. I really did like it. I responded and I said, I just, I thought it looked really nice.

• 0:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  I really was like, what would Raina do?

• 0:49Rayna Greenberg?

  It was WWRD.

• 0:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  But anyway, back to you. It looked incredible.

• 0:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, my sister-in-law, you know, just had the baby and so she said ahead of time, she was like, I, I'm not interested in like shopping, cooking, cleaning, I'm not doing that stuff. She's like a, she's just a feed every hour. So my one request, because I feel like Thanksgiving takes like two days to cook and it's so much money and work and everybody eats in 30 minutes and it's over. So my request was like, I'd like you guys like be in the kitchen with me and spend time with me while I cook. And so like her and my brother and the baby and the dog just like hung out with me. It was really nice.

• 1:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's so nice. Yeah.

• 1:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Special.

• 1:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I did a charcuterie board for like Thanksgiving Day lunch grazing and I was really proud of myself.

• 1:25Rayna Greenberg?

  It is a lot. Listen, it's not easy to do.

• 1:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  So here I think is what is the problem with me, which is my problem with a lot of things in life is overthinking. Cause kind of the, the strategy I feel like is mush it all together. Get chaotic with it. Like I've made ones before and they're like, everything's lined up. Like that's not the move. You know, curve it around, junk a bunch of fruit in the middle. Like I just got a little more like jumbled up with it. I'll put a picture on YouTube for you guys.

• 1:51Rayna Greenberg?

  You, I like to mush it all together also. It looks more bountiful.

• 1:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. And then my fiance made the meat flowers.

• 2:02Rayna Greenberg?

  He was like, can I make the, put the salami and pepperoni in a little flower? I'm like, who taught you about that? Seriously, what girl taught you that word? Men are not supposed to know about this.

• 2:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  And then some people in the DMs were like, oh my God, the meat flowers look so good. I was like, God damn it.

• 2:19Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, I didn't know men knew how to do that. Did he use a cup?

• 2:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  A cup.

• 2:22Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 2:23Ashley Hesseltine?

  He used a little cup.

• 2:23Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah. I mean, I don't know how you do it otherwise. Also, I feel like years ago, somebody said this to me about charcuterie boards and I like kicked it out of my head, like, I don't like the idea that a person has touched every single piece of food on that. But some people take those, those salamis and fold them in fours and then place them together. So the, the flour, I feel is a better alternative.

• 2:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I know. And that's just something you gotta get over it.

• 2:44Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm touching everything. It's not my, it's not my problem. I'm, it's my hands.

• 2:50Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, well, anyway. You know who I think about all the time? You said you gotta get over is, we did this episode about like gross stuff that men do, I think. And one of them was peeing outside the house instead of inside your, I didn't, you just go, you just gotta get over that. You just gotta let them. It's the most unexpected I've, you, you caught me off guard.

• 3:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right. Well, they, you gotta let them. They love to do it. You cannot take that away from a man. If you think you're going to, you're never gonna find someone. Or he's a little bitch. Cause they love it.

• 3:20Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, it really, it took me by surprise. I thought you were gonna be like, are you an animal? And you're like, you gotta let him do it. You gotta let him pee on the house sometimes.

• 3:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, I, I mean, I don't know. I have a dad and a brother. We grew up in like a rural-ish area, like they're peeing outside.

• 3:34Rayna Greenberg?

  But there's a lot of land to pee on in your farm. Like there's a lot, like in my back, like my, my new house, like it's the tiniest little bit of outdoor space. Like you pee out there.

• 3:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Stop it.

• 3:43Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm gonna smell it.

• 3:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  You're, you're, I can see you. I'm in the kitchen.

• 3:50Rayna Greenberg?

  That's the mark?

• 3:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I should be able to see you.

• 3:52Rayna Greenberg?

  I shouldn't be able to see you.

• 3:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Get out of my eyesight.

• 3:54Rayna Greenberg?

  If I can smell it while it's happening.

• 3:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh my God, yeah. It's got steam coming off it.

• 3:58Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 3:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  No. Yeah, you gotta let him do it.

• 4:01Rayna Greenberg?

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• 4:13Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 4:23Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm excited for this episode. I feel like this is why we started the snack. There's like a lot of niche headlines this week.

• 4:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. So we're going to kick it off with a Q4 marketing report. We have some brands to cover and the moves that they're making. I think you probably want to introduce the first one.

• 4:37Rayna Greenberg?

  Sexy Target Santa. So I don't know why we've never sexified Santa before. He's in charge. He is the king of everything.

• 4:48Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 4:48Rayna Greenberg?

  He has a whole day named after him. Honestly, kind of a whole week. And I don't feel like we've ever like made Santa sexy. Yeah. So Target has done that.

• 4:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  Everyone has answered my prayers. I've been asking for sexier holidays for years. And this year they were like, here's your stripper movie. Here's your sexy Santa. I love this and I just love this campaign so much. There are so many bad campaigns and so many bad commercials out there. Like I try not to watch too many commercials, but you know, when you do and you're like, who came up with this? Who paid for this? Like, why did this?

• 5:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Room of people signed up on this?

• 5:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. Like you can tell it cost a ton of money. How many people worked on this? It's like, why is every commercial and campaign not Super Bowl level? You know what I mean?

• 5:29Rayna Greenberg?

  I feel like it's kind of like confirmation bias. Like one person says yes and like, it's not, if you work for Target, that's the example. Like it's not, you're not motivated to like make it better.

• 5:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  But I don't understand. If you were trying to ever be funny, this is a rant aside. I'm just going to say one thing. If you were trying to be funny, why did you not hire one comedian to tell you if that's funny or not? I do not understand it. Like one person in the room doesn't have to be a famous comedian. Like someone would love to take a couple hundred bucks to tell you and punch stuff up. Like I just get so mad about bad commercials and so mad where you can tell a lot of money was spent.

• 6:00Rayna Greenberg?

  Totally. I mean, a lot of money is always spent.

• 6:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  But anyway, they nailed it.

• 6:04Rayna Greenberg?

  So Target basically they hired Brent Bailey as the actor. He was in the idea of you. So they hired him. They did a series of commercials with a sexy Santa. And one of them opens up with him at his house. That house, you don't know that he works at Target. It's just saying, it's just this hot, burly guy.

• 6:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's very clever. He works there, but he's like off duty Santa, moonlighting at Target. Like the concept is genius.

• 6:28Rayna Greenberg?

  He's in his like giant rustic wood cabin.

• 6:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  They wear red, it's a whole, yeah.

• 6:32Rayna Greenberg?

  And then he gets in his red vintage Ford Bronco and drives to Target. I was so turned on just by the car and the house.

• 6:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes, there's one commercial where he's bicep curling this Christmas tree and the thing that, and the one that's probably gone the most viral is there's this woman shopping in the store and what, he's showing her like a turkey or something? And she's like, why is he weirdly hot? Like, I laughed out loud. Can I tell you something?

• 6:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 6:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  I'm ready to drop a bomb.

• 6:57Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 6:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so the whole thing is that he's this Daddy Claus. The People headline says, Target Sets A Holiday Thirst Trap With New Ads Featuring Hunky Santa And The Internet Is Lusting For Daddy Claus. I think Daddy Claus is hilarious. He's this silver fox. He's this older zaddy. He's 41.

• 7:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  He's 41.

• 7:17Rayna Greenberg?

  No, he's not.

• 7:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Brett Bailey is 41. He was born the same week as me. He was born on July 4th, 1983. He, I was like, oh, I took my breath away. I'm the same age as Daddy Claus.

• 7:32Rayna Greenberg?

  How old is Silver Fox?

• 7:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  I mean, they made him look older.

• 7:37Rayna Greenberg?

  Forty-one is not, it's daddy, not zaddy.

• 7:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  Whatever it is.

• 7:41Rayna Greenberg?

  It's a little, it's giving older hot man energy. Forty-five, I feel like, is the age at which you can start calling it that.

• 7:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  I just think it's an interesting casting. Like, when I was looking it up, I wasn't looking it up to find his age. I was like, oh, he's 55. And I look it up, I'm like, Brett Bailey, there's gotta be two of them.

• 7:58Rayna Greenberg?

  How is this the same guy?

• 7:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, I didn't, so they said he was in the idea of you and I was like, who?

• 8:02Rayna Greenberg?

  So who's dad was he?

• 8:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Who was he?

• 8:04Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, like, shouldn't the whole thing be like, that's someone's hot dad?

• 8:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes.

• 8:07Rayna Greenberg?

  Why is he 40?

• 8:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, he should be, um, like Ron from Parks and Rec.

• 8:12Rayna Greenberg?

  That's who, that's who, like, daddy is.

• 8:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  I love him.

• 8:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, Nick Offerman.

• 8:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  He's married to Molly Shannon.

• 8:18Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, yes.

• 8:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  Um, no, Malaney.

• 8:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Malaney.

• 8:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  What did I say?

• 8:21Rayna Greenberg?

  You said Molly Shannon.

• 8:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  He's married to, I think, Molly.

• 8:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Megan.

• 8:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Megan Malaney.

• 8:25Rayna Greenberg?

  I always get them mixed up.

• 8:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, no, that's, they're the same energy.

• 8:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah. Okay, here's my theory on why Santa and just Christmas, who's in general, have gotten so sexy. I really feel like it's become more invoked to not have kids, like more than ever in the past. And I feel that I'm not a parent, so I can't participate in Santa the way that, like, other people can.

• 8:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like Elf on the Shelf should, yeah.

• 8:44Rayna Greenberg?

  Also, I'm a Jew. But besides that, like, I feel like, cause I don't have kids, I'm sort of like ostracized from like the Christmas, Santa thing. And so I feel like now it's more invoked to not have kids and those women want to participate in Santa.

• 8:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  I love that theory. I also think everyone is being more open about how horny they are. And I love that, too. And I will say, I think one of the trailblazers for sexy character was that sexy Mr. Clean. A couple of years ago. What do you mean a couple of years? I think about him all the time. Was that a Super Bowl reveal? Like, the sexy, yeah, obviously your vibe. The Bronny Man. Yeah. Mr. Clean. I mean, that's my exact vibe. Yes, like sexualizing these fictional characters is really 2024. Yeah, I love to see it. Okay, next headline. Okay, so this is some drama with Kraft as in the mac and cheese. Okay.

• 9:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  And basically, I'll summarize it, but this girl, she's very cute. I liked her whole energy. She wasn't giving off like Karen complaining vibes. Yeah, she did this TikTok and she was like, I'm gluten free. And there was a whole series, but you know, kind of ultimately she was like, this is my comfort food, Kraft mac and cheese. And I keep getting boxes with no sauce packet. And hello, what am I supposed to do with this? It's just noodles at that point. And she posted this whole thing and Kraft responded with, basically she was like, I think there's an issue that you guys need to look into. Like, I've gone to multiple stores now, like this has happened multiple times. This isn't a one-off thing. Something going on in the QC at Kraft. Just for the gluten. Yes.

• 10:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  Cause I've opened hundreds of those boxes in my life, never seen one without a sauce packet. Right. And so they, their first response on her TikTok was like, kind of dismissive. And it was like, yeah, there's no issues, hee hee, you know? And then what? They sent her a coupon. And she was like, I don't need a coupon to get another box with no cheese. And so finally it ended up where they called her. Yeah, somebody called her. Okay, and they sent her some more. And she said that experience was nice. The guy on the phone was nice. And yes, they sent her like 25 boxes. So I think Kraft hates gluten free people. Yeah. And someone in packaging has the gluten free X and they're like, fuck those people. Can you imagine? It has to be the inside joke. Job.

• 11:02Rayna Greenberg?

  No, because someone has some annoying gluten free ex and they're

• 11:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  We have that one friend.

• 11:06Rayna Greenberg?

  It's always like

• 11:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  You all have that one friend. Everybody has that one friend.

• 11:10Rayna Greenberg?

  We have that one. I love her so much. One night we were at this pizza place, this Italian restaurant. She handed the waitress the menu. It was like, can you circle all the things that I can eat? And I was like, the things? Thank God, you're so sweet.

• 11:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, and she's the best. But no, literally, I bet someone was just like, no cheese for you? No cheese for you? Like, this is their revenge on their ex. No Supriyo.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  So we're gonna open some boxes. Tessa went on a mission. She said it was pretty hard to find.

• 11:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, so I like took a break yesterday.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  This was her idea.

• 11:35Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm like knee deep in moving. So I took a break and I came back and you guys, Tessa had gone to, how many stores did you go to? Actually, we'll put you on the mic and you can talk. So Tessa had this idea to go to a bunch of different stores and see if there were indeed sauce packs.

• 11:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  I want to make it clear, this was her idea.

• 11:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, we did send her on this mission.

• 11:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  If you want to.

• 11:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I'd rather.

• 11:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Go off this.

• 11:56Rayna Greenberg?

  I'd rather be over here with me, packing.

• 12:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's so funny, right? I was like, actually, no. You need to come over here and pack these boxes instead of picking up those boxes.

• 12:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Get these boxes. Okay, so Tessa, how many stores did you go to?

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Well, I didn't think it'd be that hard because the girl in the video was like, I went to six different stores across different cities. And so I was like, everyone's gonna sell Kraft mac and cheese. And I was like, there's literally between my and your house are four grocery stores. So I was like

• 12:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Right on that block.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's like, and I was like, and they're like Smart and Final, Ralph's, Whole Foods. I was like, CVS. Like, these are places that should sell. Yeah, Gelson's. I was like, these are places that should sell Kraft mac and cheese. I went to eight stores in total and it took me three stores had gluten free Kraft mac and cheese.

• 12:34Rayna Greenberg?

  Right, they had the Kraft mac and cheese.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Had Kraft, some of them didn't. Like Gelson's, Whole Foods didn't even sell Kraft.

• 12:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, that makes sense.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  But like, the CVS, Rite Aid, they all sell just not gluten free. But like, I was really surprised. I think the one that was shocking was Smart and Final not having.

• 12:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  But we know what they do have.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  Giant pickles.

• 12:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Shout out to Soren.

• 12:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh no.

• 12:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you guys ever have a question about grocery stores in LA? Tessa's got you.

• 12:56Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 12:56Rayna Greenberg?

  So we're gonna open these and see if they have the sauce. But also, Tessa, why is there-

• 13:00Speaker 02

  Oh, just in case you wanted to know like what stores were like, if just in case, it's like a distribution thing. I put the receipt-

• 13:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh my god, Tessa!

• 13:06Speaker 02

  At the bottom, so you should know, if it doesn't have a receipt, that one's Ralph's.

• 13:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  And then, the other ones should have the receipts labeling what the stores are.

• 13:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I have a packet, and don't worry, guys, we are gonna eat all this. I hate to waste food.

• 13:17Rayna Greenberg?

  Tessa's gonna take it and have a mac and cheese party.

• 13:19Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I'm taking this all home, I'm gonna make some-

• 13:20Rayna Greenberg?

  You are?

• 13:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  A mac and cheese party, okay. Yeah, Tessa, you can have some too, okay. I have a sauce packet from Ralph's.

• 13:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. We are good, yes-

• 13:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  One point for Ralph's.

• 13:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, sauce packet from Vons.

• 13:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. Yes, sauce packet from Ralph's. Oh, another Ralph's.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's two from Ralph's, two from Vons, because I went to Target first, I was like, they're all gonna have it, I only need to get one from Target.

• 13:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, I have a Target, two. Are you doing your Target?

• 13:44Speaker 02

  No, Target only has one, there's only one from Target, and then there's two from Vons and two from Ralph's.

• 13:48Rayna Greenberg?

  They're hard to open one-handed.

• 13:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Ugh, I got a packet. I was hoping to get one without.

• 13:53Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, Fresh Pat?

• 13:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Fresh Pat?

• 13:55Speaker 02

  That's why Vons too.

• 13:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Vons, I got a packet, damn it.

• 13:59Ashley Hesseltine?

  So, I don't eat a lot of Kraft mac and cheese, it's been a minute, but like, I, when you open it, if you're used to opening these boxes, bam, packet's right there. To open one of these and not see the packet, like, I feel that girl's pain so deeply, like, if I get a salad that I've ordered, and I'll say it, Sweet Green is mostly the culprit, and there's no dressing, I lose my mind.

• 14:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, they often, and there's no, there's no option to add a dressing. One time, one time I found an option, and I was like, they're doing it. And I think it was like a glitch in the matrix, they like, they just fixed it.

• 14:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, they've been better, but like, that is, it's a tragedy, when something like that happens. Tessa, thanks for doing this.

• 14:38Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh my god, Tessa, you're amazing, thank you for doing this.

• 14:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  And I'll keep all that, because we don't waste food around here.

• 14:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Sometimes I'm just like, what is Tessa's job?

• 14:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so maybe they, maybe they fixed it, but

• 14:49Rayna Greenberg?

  Maybe they fired that guy.

• 14:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Or, you know, I mean, did we, did we know where she lived?

• 14:52Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't remember.

• 14:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Cause I mean, these batches go out. I mean, this is why there's recalls. Cause like, a bunch of stuff goes to one place. You know, one shipment is faulty. And so it must've been in her area. California would never. Daddy Newsom? No. He's like, we're not gonna have any cheese on that front.

• 15:09Rayna Greenberg?

  He's like, my platform is that every box of Mac you open will have the cheese.

• 15:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  He was like, this is some Trump shit. This is giving RFK.

• 15:17Rayna Greenberg?

  RFK, I mean, isn't he like a health person? He's gonna like take, he's just gonna take it off the shelves.

• 15:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, I feel like he's gonna like not believe in this stuff.

• 15:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  That's giving him too much credit.

• 15:28Rayna Greenberg?

  He's gonna sell them with raw milk in them.

• 15:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so that's our craft segment. We're moving on. The final Q4 marketing report is gonna be on Jaguar.

• 15:37Rayna Greenberg?

  So you drive a Jaguar, so you're in the culture. Um, this came across our desks and I was like, I, yeah, I, so Jaguar, they rebranded and they changed the logo and they changed the leaping Jaguar. So they changed them both. And this is an iconic logo from, I mean, what year is it? 1930?

• 15:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  So Jaguar, yes, like this is so personal to me. Like this is what kind of car I always wanted. My dad had a Jaguar, like an old one that he fixed up when I was a kid. I always thought it was so cool.

• 16:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 16:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  And I wanted to get a car that would impress him. And so I, I do, I drive an F-Pace. I just love it. I was so excited to buy it. And so the campaign, this was a couple of weeks ago, but we have like an update too, with the car that they debuted. But they redid their logo. They redid the leaper, the leaping Jaguar. They put it over this like grill thing. It looks ridiculous. And then they took the Jaguar face, like the scary, like growling face. They just got rid of that altogether and just made this like J and R thing that like you could make in Canva. It looks crazy. But like the biggest abomination of all is like the font that they wrote Jaguar in. It's insane. There's like a capital G, a lowercase a. Like, I couldn't believe it. What even font is that?

• 16:53Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't actually, I don't even know where to start. I hate it so much. And so the reason why I hate this is like, I think logos have meaning. I think branding is really important. And I think this is a really old, classic company. And people, like, you buy those cars because you're buying into the brand. I don't want to get that deep with that. But I was like a marketing major and there's a lot of science behind this. And they changed the font and it's so bizarre. It's capital J, lowercase a, capital G, capital U, lowercase a, lowercase r. Why?

• 17:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know. And the campaign itself was really weird and disjointed. So their whole thing is what exuberant, create exuberant. What does that mean? Their whole thing, then their ethos is copy nothing. But they put out this like, commercial, basically, it was on their Instagram and stuff. And listen, I want to say that like, some conservatives have a problem with it because they say that it's too woke, which I'm sorry, just say you're racist. I hate this whole anti-woke thing. You're racist. That's, that's, it's coded. But it wasn't that for me. It was just like, what is this? You know, like, diversity is a plus, of course. But I was like, what is this? It looks like it's for high fashion. I can't stand Elon Musk. But did you see what he commented under the commercial? He wrote, do you sell cars? Which I laughed out loud. Do you sell cars?

• 18:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Because exactly, like, it's like a teaser, but it's not giving car, it's giving fashion. What is this supposed to make people excited about? Yes, of course, I love the diversity of it all. But it was so weird. But that's the least of my worries. It's more the logo and the font and the all that stuff.

• 18:19Rayna Greenberg?

  The most of my worries is the capital G in the middle of the word. I don't, who, that's one of those things where you're like, a ton of people worked on this.

• 18:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  And how much? A hundred million dollars? Seriously? No, I'm, I'm serious.

• 18:30Rayna Greenberg?

  A room full of people picked the font, the colors, and somebody was like, let's make the G in the middle uppercase. And everyone in the room said yes.

• 18:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  There's this designer, he, his name is Alan Peters. That's his handle too, Alan Peters. He just kind of redid it. Did I send you this? It's so beautiful. He took the leaper and I want to show you his like, final. Look at that. Look how good that looks.

• 18:52Rayna Greenberg?

  That looks beautiful.

• 18:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, he like kind of redid it and people were like, great, they should pay you whatever they paid. But why this is even kind of news this week is they did debut the car. So they revealed their first concept car after this rebrand two nights ago now at this point at in Miami for Art Basel and it's called their Type 00 and it's a glimpse into their new electric vehicle. I don't know. It's, it looks like a Corvette trying to be a Cybertruck, trying to be a Rolls Royce. It's like giving me like old school, like muscle car, but luxury. It's very bizarre looking. It's not for me. It's got this low roof and this long nose and I don't know.

• 19:34Rayna Greenberg?

  It's, it looks like the Jetsons to me. It's too futuristic for me. That's just not my style of car. I'd rather have that, that vintage Bronco that Santa daddy was driving.

• 19:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. I mean, that's the thing though. I mean, I think some things, like I think whenever something really new and innovative comes out that looks different than anything we've seen, we immediately are like, brother, ew, you know, but then it just becomes the norm. Like I think of that with SUVs. I think that they've changed so much over the years and Rain and I do like that old boxy style. That's obviously not what SUVs look like. And I feel like back in our first driving days, if you would have showed us what an SUV looks like now, more rounded and more sleek, would be like, that looks like a minivan.

• 20:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, it looks stupid.

• 20:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  That looks stupid. That's not how they're supposed to look and that's how they all look now, you know? So it, things change and I know that they're trying to be innovative and it's, I guess it's worked for them in the past, but I can't really speak on the vehicle because I don't really know what the future looks like in terms of cars and how cars are going to look in, in five to 10 years, but the rebrand for me was a miss.

• 20:31Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, I guess they're just like, we need to make this company feel younger. Like Jaguar to me is an older, more regal, classic brand, but it doesn't say to me like people in their 30s and 40s wouldn't buy this brand. It doesn't feel like a Lincoln. Do you know what I mean?

• 20:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. And I mean, experts are saying like, this is a miss for your demo. Who wants this? They had it in Miami in pink and blue, which looked weird. And I'm like, this thing in black coming at you is gonna look terrifying. It's so aggressive. I don't know.

• 20:59Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't mind it in that purple, pink color for like an event.

• 21:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  It looked like fake at an Event like I was seeing it last night on Instagram because you know I'm keeping tabs on Jaguar. You guys, I'm a Jaguar girly and I was just like, this is it.

• 21:10Rayna Greenberg?

  It feels like what like Travis Kelsey would like drive to the Super Bowl, maybe like you just, it's a one time use.

• 21:16Ashley Hesseltine?

  I can't, I would be so low in it. Like I hate, like I love a sports car, but I just can't, I can't do it. I'm on the highway. Like I'm like laying down like this. Like I like to be sitting up above the crowd.

• 21:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, that's why I have such a big car.

• 21:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 21:30Rayna Greenberg?

  It's not for me.

• 21:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, but that does bring us to one quick thing also related to Art Basel.

• 21:35Rayna Greenberg?

  This, I would use that car at Art Basel. That is the exact car I'd be whipping around Miami at Art Basel in that car.

• 21:42Ashley Hesseltine?

  They knew their demo. They were like, launch it in Miami. All these flashy freaks.

• 21:46Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 21:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  We love Miami, but you guys get it.

• 21:47Rayna Greenberg?

  So Art Basel was this past weekend. Have you ever been to Art Basel? I forget.

• 21:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I haven't.

• 21:52Rayna Greenberg?

  So if you guys don't know what Art Basel is, the biggest art festival in the world, takes place in Miami every December and there's hundreds of activations and events and parties and brands and it's really wild and cool. It's fun.

• 22:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. Yeah. I think I've been down there when it's going on, but no, I've never like been to like the parties and stuff. Yeah. It's like a fashion week type of thing. There was a bunch of different headlines, but one that spoke to us was couple caught having loud sex atop a huge elephant sculpture ahead of Art Basel in Miami Beach. And we'll put the photos up of these sculptures.

• 22:21Rayna Greenberg?

  So do you know what these sculptures are? Do you know these are the New York City ones?

• 22:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, so that's the whole thing. Like we saw these every day for a week in the Meatpacking District back in October.

• 22:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 22:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  Tons of them. Like I was taking videos. My brother loves elephants. I was obsessed with this art installation, but I never once thought I want to fuck on top of this.

• 22:39Rayna Greenberg?

  I think it's so funny.

• 22:41Ashley Hesseltine?

  They're huge. Like, is this like Cirque du Soleil shit to get up on that elephant and fuck up there? Like, do you think they planned it? Or do you think they were just horny? Or do you think?

• 22:50Rayna Greenberg?

  You gotta plan. You can't get up on that with an erection. You gotta like really think about, these are, these are these giant wood elephants. If you've been in New York City in October, they were all around the Meatpacking District. There was like a hundred of them.

• 23:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  We'll show some video. Yeah.

• 23:03Rayna Greenberg?

  But you can't get up on those to have with an erection. Can you imagine?

• 23:07Ashley Hesseltine?

  So you think it was premeditated?

• 23:09Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't think that somebody's like, I'm horny. I'd like to put a pin in this for 15 minutes while I climb this, I don't know, eight foot tall elephant. 10 foot tall elephant?

• 23:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's so crazy. Yes, the installation is called the Great Elephant Migration. It's just so dope, but it says, a source, this is from page six. A source tells us that Monday night, a security guard heard strange noises and went over with his flashlight to investigate. Apparently, he saw a couple on top of one of the big elephants, because they're all different sizes. There's like babies and adults.

• 23:36Rayna Greenberg?

  You think they climbed with the trunk? You had to climb up the front of it.

• 23:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  The herd is made up of families, babies, adolescents, and full-sized adults. We assume the couple scaled the animal by climbing its trunk.

• 23:45Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, that's how you have to get up.

• 23:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  So it says they avoid being arrested. He simply asked them to leave.

• 23:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Can you imagine me trying to get up on one of those?

• 23:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  No.

• 23:53Rayna Greenberg?

  I think that you could have a fighting chance at getting up on one, not me.

• 23:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, seriously, who is this couple? They're athletic.

• 24:00Rayna Greenberg?

  They're tall and they're freaky.

• 24:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. Okay, well.

• 24:03Rayna Greenberg?

  I like it, though. I mean, I would do it.

• 24:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 24:05Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, there's, if somebody was like, let's try it, like, I would absolutely do it.

• 24:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, not at this age.

• 24:10Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I might.

• 24:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I'm, I'm falling off of that and breaking a hip.

• 24:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, it's not because you're too classy, it's because you're afraid you're going to hurt yourself.

• 24:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 24:17Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, I was, I felt a little judged.

• 24:18Ashley Hesseltine?

  In my twenties, 100%.

• 24:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay.

• 24:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I was coming out of the ocean after fucking a dude in Miami at 6:00 a.m., families on the beach, butt naked in Miami. Like, I would fuck on top of this elephant, but now I'm just worried about my

• 24:30Rayna Greenberg?

  Cramps.

• 24:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  You know, my physical.

• 24:31Rayna Greenberg?

  My knees?

• 24:32Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 26:02Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 26:13Rayna Greenberg?

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• 26:14Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 26:17Rayna Greenberg?

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• 26:18Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 28:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 28:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Big, big news out of Bravo land. Vanderpump Rules whole cast was fired. Let go and they are starting fresh with a brand new cast. So this show lasted 12 seasons. I was really curious to see how they were gonna take it to the next season. None of these people feel like they authentically really spend time together anymore. And that's natural. As you grow up, your lives separate. Obviously, there was this giant scandal. That was, it's interesting because the scandal made it the most popular show in the history of cable television and then ultimately ruined the show. So they really eked out one season after that for the fallout. And then I think a lot of these people just splintered. And you know, the reason why this is my favorite reality show of all time is that it's this cast that really was integrated with each other.

• 29:13Rayna Greenberg?

  They're all friends. They own businesses together. In the off season when they're not filming, they actually spent time together. They vacation together. They go to concerts together. And that's the magic of a reality TV show. And I think you see shows like Real Housewives of New York, for example, they they recast it. And season two is just tanking. People don't watch it. They don't like it. These, it feels manufactured. It feels forced. People, people say it's boring. But the original cast of New York, all those women were actually friends. They were integrated into each other's lives. And I think that, you know, you ran into this issue where none of these people want to have anything to do with each other anymore. And so like, where do you go with a show like that? And I think they could have like forced it or tried to pay like. Raquel to come back, but I just was sort of done with it. And this is again, one of my favorite

• 29:56Rayna Greenberg?

  reality shows. I just felt like, I know we had like Nick Fial on and you and I talked to him and he was like, I would love to watch reality show about Tom and Tom and the new girlfriends. And I was just kind of like, not me.

• 30:05Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. I mean, things run their course.

• 30:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 30:08Ashley Hesseltine?

  And I think you made a great point. You're like, it was probably already on the way out after all this time. Again, just because everything has expiration date and then this thing happened, it blew it back up and then it really deflated quickly after that. And I just think that's natural, but like, what happens to like, has like La La said anything? Like the people that just got let go, have they made statements? Are they like, oh, this was out of the blue? I'm sorry. I just like, not in the culture.

• 30:35Rayna Greenberg?

  So the day was really interesting. So the day prior to Bravo announcing that they are gonna let go of the whole current cast and recast it, the day before Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval announced that they are closing Schwartz and Sandy. So 24 hours before, they said they are shutting their bar down and please host your holiday parties here. But the, the bar lasted like two years. I'm honestly surprised it lasted past Sandoval because I think some people this morbid fascination of like, I want to go like see this place. But like, honestly, it is a beautiful bar. It's just in a weird place. It's in a strip mall and it's next to like a laundromat, like a dog grooming place. It's a very bizarre place for this, like really cool fancy bar.

• 31:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 31:12Rayna Greenberg?

  And I don't think you really want to support him. Like I don't, there's a million bars in LA. I would not go support a person that had a very public long time affair with his partner's good friend.

• 31:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 31:22Rayna Greenberg?

  So they announced the night before, and then the morning of the announcement, Kristen Doty said she announced her pregnancy.

• 31:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 31:30Rayna Greenberg?

  And so she says,

• 31:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  But she's on the valley.

• 31:32Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, but she was previously fired from Vanderpump.

• 31:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, okay.

• 31:35Rayna Greenberg?

  And so she announces that morning, like,

• 31:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Thriving?

• 31:39Rayna Greenberg?

  You know, like, I'm not a part of this. I'm not, you know, I'm not. She's like, she's engaged, she's getting married, she's having a baby. And then later that day Bravo announces that they have recast the show.

• 31:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, almost everybody has made statements. Lala's was sort of how I feel, which was like, this was a great experience and I love it, but everything kind of runs its course and I'm excited for the next chapter.

• 31:58Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah.

• 31:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Some of these people allegedly are going to be on the valley next season. So you have Lala and Sheena and potentially Tom Schwartz all going to the valley. They'll be secondary characters.

• 32:07Rayna Greenberg?

  So who's going to be on Vanderpump?

• 32:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  So this is like, this show is still going on?

• 32:11Rayna Greenberg?

  So they're recasting it with people that work in the restaurant.

• 32:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  They're starting a whole new gen.

• 32:16Rayna Greenberg?

  Whole new gen.

• 32:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 32:17Rayna Greenberg?

  So the thing that was so magic about the show to begin with is they all worked at the restaurant and there was all this like restaurant drama and they're all sleeping with each other and cheating on each other and partying together and like, it was so authentic. And then all these people grew up and like you and me and everybody, you reach your 40s and you're like, I'm not partying like this anymore. I'm making better decisions for myself. That doesn't make for a good TV show.

• 32:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 32:39Rayna Greenberg?

  And I think it's just, like you said, it ran its course. I was not excited to watch next season. This current, this past season was hard to watch.

• 32:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 32:47Rayna Greenberg?

  People want nothing to do with each other and I get it.

• 32:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 32:51Rayna Greenberg?

  And I think a lot of these, you know, this begs the question of like, when you become a reality star, like what's next? And the smart people will launch their own businesses, their own podcasts, their own lines.

• 33:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. I mean, Ariana obviously is the one that came out on top. I mean, she was on the float on the Macy's Day Parade singing. I mean, obviously she's been on Broadway and all of that and hosted Love Island among so many other things.

• 33:14Rayna Greenberg?

  I think that also there's just a hunger in general for reality TV shows that feel authentic and like these people know each other. That's why Mormon Wives was such a huge sensation was because they didn't have to like force these people into a cast. These people have pre-existing drama.

• 33:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, I think there's two types of reality shows that people like. They're actually friends or frenemies, whatever it may be in real life, or a bunch of strangers get together for a different purpose, like for a competition or something like that. But like the, the hybrid of casting a bunch of people to pretend they're friends is I think something that people don't want.

• 33:50Rayna Greenberg?

  People.

• 33:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Because there's so many other options.

• 33:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 33:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, you're gonna watch something else. Why do you need to watch this?

• 33:54Rayna Greenberg?

  People hate it.

• 33:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 33:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, let's just watch these strangers try to, like, figure out each other's lives. Like, I don't, I don't want it.

• 34:01Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, I'm gonna watch these strangers meet in pods and try to have relationships. Like, that's what I'm watching, you know?

• 34:07Rayna Greenberg?

  The ultimatum is out. Oh, right. Um, which I'm so excited. Nick and Vanessa. We're still giving Nick and Vanessa options. And then, just in Bravo land, also, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, which I'm obsessed with it. And that is a show where those people do pre-existing relationships, and I'm crazy about it. And Southern Charm starts this week.

• 34:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay.

• 34:24Rayna Greenberg?

  Starts tonight, actually.

• 34:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  I gave it up a while back.

• 34:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I don't know. I just, I'm, I'm over it. This is another one that's just kind of run its course for me. And I'm just like, we're kind of like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.

• 34:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Ready for Summer House.

• 34:35Rayna Greenberg?

  I am.

• 34:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  Pregnant season.

• 34:38Rayna Greenberg?

  The devil works hard.

• 34:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, one quick thing. Jacob Elordi's new beard.

• 34:44Rayna Greenberg?

  The internet has feelings.

• 34:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Raina.

• 34:46Rayna Greenberg?

  I have feelings.

• 34:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Never, ever seen a celebrity grow a beard and look worse and get so much hate. This is crazy. People usually like a beard. I mean, if you don't like a beard in general, that's one thing, but women are usually like, oh, my God, like sexy beard. Like, I can't even believe it. Like, I can't look at him with the beard.

• 35:03Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't.

• 35:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Who is that? Is that Casey Affleck on a bad day? Why? It's, why is it so bad? I think the, I think the mustache is too long. It's scraggly. It's ginger. It's a ginger beard and it's patchy. Also, here's my theory. He has a amazing and distinct chin and jawline.

• 35:26Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 35:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  We don't need it.

• 35:28Rayna Greenberg?

  We don't need it.

• 35:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  What's for? I don't even know. A role?

• 35:30Rayna Greenberg?

  You grow a big ass beard like that, that's because you don't have a jawline.

• 35:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Why? He went from a 12 to a 6.

• 35:38Rayna Greenberg?

  I don't know how he did it.

• 35:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  That is any average dude. That is someone I've hooked up with and didn't even remember.

• 35:46Rayna Greenberg?

  That's, that's a man after a divorce.

• 35:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, that's a guy trying to get his kids back. Like, it's so, so bad. Yes, this one tweet, finally living proof that all men do not look better with a beard, thanks to Jacob Elordi. And I think that's the thing. If you have a perfect jawline, and he has like a butt chin, right? Like, you want to see it. Like, we don't, we didn't need this. Also, is it for a role? Am I, did he just decide this? I don't even know. I should know more. No Shave November?

• 36:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Are you doing it for November?

• 36:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, I just assumed it was for something.

• 36:17Rayna Greenberg?

  I thought so, too.

• 36:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's definitely not for American Psycho.

• 36:22Rayna Greenberg?

  You know, I love a beard on a man. I love it so

• 36:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes.

• 36:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Much. And like when men that I have a crush on shaved their beards, I'm very upset. I'm like, don't look at me. I have a crush on this particular guy. He shaved his beard. The last time I saw him, I was like, that's disgusting. And I saw him this morning and I was like, he goes, you changed your perfume. And I was like, you wear your beard back.

• 36:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  This is me if my fiance shaved his beard. Here, take this ring back. This is over.

• 36:46Rayna Greenberg?

  He has, yeah, but like he has the perfect beard. Like not everybody can, not everybody could reach that level of beard, but like Jacob Elordi, I don't know what he did. And I do normally like beards also because it ages a man. I think it makes them look a little more rustic. Like you look like a little boy without a beard, except Jacob Elordi, because what's six, seven or some shit?

• 37:04Ashley Hesseltine?

  I mean, and I'm not as much of a beard enthusiast as Raina. Like I think it's dependent on the person. Absolutely.

• 37:10Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm peak beard enthusiast.

• 37:12Ashley Hesseltine?

  So when we both can agree that it looks bad is bad.

• 37:14Rayna Greenberg?

  I think there's like two people ever I've slept with since like high school.

• 37:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, my God.

• 37:23Rayna Greenberg?

  I'm just, you need not apply. It's not for me.

• 37:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know. Okay. And let's just talk about Nick Cannon because it's his season as a real life Daddy Claus. No one is, he's literally Santa Claus. He has to go around and bring gifts to all these children.

• 37:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  It's just so crazy. So he's been in the headlines because he said he didn't want to have a vasectomy. And, you know, he lightly called like being a dad of 12, like a rich man's sport, you know, but I

• 37:52Rayna Greenberg?

  I love that he compared it to sports.

• 37:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, I think they said something like, isn't this expensive? And he's like, it's, you know, not, it's not for the poor, you know, kind of thing. Like he said it in kind of, I mean, which, listen, do I agree with Nick Cannon? No. Like, it makes me sad for these kids. I wish he would stop. Like, I wish he would have stopped a long time ago. Like, you know, you're actively creating broken homes, you know, but I guess you could do a lot worse. He's still paying for these kids. You know, like you could do a lot worse as a celebrity kid. And I don't know if you knew this, that he recently came out as a narcissist.

• 38:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, really? He's so brave.

• 38:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  Did you see this?

• 38:27Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes, but like it's like washing over like people come out as like trans or like like you you can't come out as a narcissist like unless there's a parade for you like you can't make an announcement about it.

• 38:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Listen, I mean, not many people admit this, though, and he said he was not in defense of Nick Cannon, but he said he was diagnosed and he needs help, which is more than what most narcissists do.

• 38:49Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, it's actually one of the key factors of narcissism. You'll never you can't tell a narcissist they're a narcissist.

• 38:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right, but this is wrapped up in the kid thing. Like, this is why he's doing this. I mean, they're correlated. There's like a whole spread your seed thing, you know, and there's also like he, as a narcissist, wants to have an army of children who worship him, you know, like they're not going to grow up and worship him, so let's see how that shakes out. But like, who doesn't worship their dad, especially their rich, famous dad? Like, even if they are absent a lot of the time, like, I do think that, like, there's something tied into that of like, no one's going to worship you more than like, your children when they're young, so that probably ties into the narcissism. It has to be, so.

• 39:30Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, another, like, key factor of narcissism is that, like, you only see the world through the lens of how it affects you and not your effect on the world. And so this is prime Nick Cannon. Like, I want to keep having kids because it makes me feel good and kind of I don't really care how this turns out for them.

• 39:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Thank you. That's a perfectly said also, but I loved the Shade Rooms post on Thanksgiving and they posted, they posted all these pictures of him visiting his families. And then at the end, at the end, they do the family tree. So if you guys don't know the family tree, Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey, which it's crazy she's part of this.

• 40:06Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you know that I saw them at a live taping of what's Kelly Ripa? What show was that?

• 40:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  Kelly Ripa Show?

• 40:13Rayna Greenberg?

  Kelly and.

• 40:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Live with Kelly and.

• 40:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Kelly and Mark. Live with Kelly. No, when Marcus Strahan, yeah, Marcus Strahan was still on the show, is that who it was?

• 40:20Ashley Hesseltine?

  Marcus Strahan?

• 40:21Rayna Greenberg?

  Go cut this, you gotta cut this.

• 40:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  Her husband is Mark.

• 40:26Rayna Greenberg?

  No. Michael Strahan.

• 40:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Michael Strahan. But her husband is Mark Consuelo.

• 40:29Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes. Okay, so when her, when Michael was still a part, when Michael originally was on the show, anyways, I saw them together. This isn't important.

• 40:37Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, it's fine.

• 40:37Rayna Greenberg?

  You can cut this.

• 40:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  I think it's crazy Mariah Carey is involved in this. Like, a queen. Like, she's the queen of Christmas. He's the king of Christmas, I guess.

• 40:44Rayna Greenberg?

  And knocks her down a couple pegs.

• 40:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  I know.

• 40:47Rayna Greenberg?

  But also, she picked him way before this. He wasn't like Nick Cannon, father of 20.

• 40:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  She is in a league of her own when it comes to all his baby mamas, but like, she's still in the family tree.

• 40:56Rayna Greenberg?

  It is crazy that you have like this, the A-list of the A-list, icon of, icon of Christmas, wrote the Christmas song.

• 41:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes. But anyway, they, they always post the family tree, which is just very funny at the end. Like, all 12 kids and all their names, you know, you guys know, the, the hits, like Legendary Love and Powerful Queen and Rise Messiah and Onyx Ice Cole and Zion and Zillion and Beautiful and Monroe, Moroccan Zen.

• 41:19Rayna Greenberg?

  Wait, I have a question.

• 41:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  Powerful Queen is the first, is a personal favorite. Like, you've got a lot to live up to.

• 41:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, I have a question for you. So, all of these photos, all the kids are in like jean overalls. Do you think he's, so, in every single photo, did he send an email out to all the moms saying, "Get all the kids in jean overalls and white shirts"?

• 41:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  I don't know. I have no idea. I didn't even notice that, but some of the comments, I did love the comments about the outfits. Like, one of the comments on the Shade Room said, "Not the same fit for two of the visits. He was on a tight schedule." Like, the fact that he didn't do, he didn't change between and people picked up on it was so funny.

• 42:02Rayna Greenberg?

  He did matching outfits with all, like, there's one where they're all in jean overalls and white shirts. And then with Bree Tessie, they're in white shirts, tan pants. He did like a fit with each what, each girlfriend and kid.

• 42:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  He did a theme. Yes, he did do a theme for, for all of them. Like, someone said he didn't even have time to take off his jacket.

• 42:20Rayna Greenberg?

  This is crazy.

• 42:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, it really is crazy. I always love those comment sections.

• 42:26Rayna Greenberg?

  No, you're right. I was like, is this gonna be interesting? And I'm, now I'm like, this is the most interesting.

• 42:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Someone said, "I want a picture with all the kids and the mamas at once."

• 42:33Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh my god.

• 42:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  And this wasn't even all of them.

• 42:37Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you think we'll ever get that?

• 42:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  There are six women and 12 kids.

• 42:42Rayna Greenberg?

  Do you think that like we'll ever get that? Do you think they'll do like a family reunion one year?

• 42:45Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 42:46Rayna Greenberg?

  And we'll get all the girlfriends together and all the kids? Or you think that they're all like persona non grata to each other?

• 42:51Ashley Hesseltine?

  What is that term?

• 42:52Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, don't, like, I don't fuck with you.

• 42:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. I don't know what's gonna happen. Yeah, like, are they all gonna like get together and like have a support group?

• 43:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, what if, there's a chance some of them, you know, what if they see each other on a dating app and they're like, oh, that's my brother?

• 43:09Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, the kids. I thought you meant all the wives.

• 43:11Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oh, the wives.

• 43:13Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, I mean, you would have to at some point.

• 43:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  So anyway, we don't know. He's gonna get help for his narcissism, but he's probably not gonna get a vasectomy. So I, I, Tessa, you, this is your Roman Empire. Do you think there's more kids to come?

• 43:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes. Well, I mean, I don't know why you would stop.

• 43:27Ashley Hesseltine?

  Lucky 13.

• 43:28Rayna Greenberg?

  Like, why would you stop?

• 43:29Ashley Hesseltine?

  Cause, yeah, right.

• 43:30Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, cause it's a terrible thing to do.

• 43:32Ashley Hesseltine?

  Curated from his narcissism.

• 43:33Rayna Greenberg?

  I think there'll be 20 kids.

• 43:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, maybe that's his goal.

• 43:36Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, he could just keep fucking, why stop?

• 43:39Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, well, that's our Nick Cannon update around the holidays. I mean, that is my favorite time of year for him when he's got a, oh, what is it? It's him or it was somebody else. I think it was, was it Future? He has a few baby mamas too. And like one year, he just tweeted out like, happy Mother's Day to like three or four women.

• 43:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  I think, I don't wanna misspeak, but it was just like, happy Mother's Day to so and so, happy Mother's Day. Like, it was just crazy.

• 44:06Rayna Greenberg?

  What I can't believe is not that he's still having kids, is the women are still signing up to have his kid.

• 44:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  But they know they're gonna get that money. I mean, like, he pays the bill, he pays the child support. I mean, like, you could do worse.

• 44:15Rayna Greenberg?

  Totally, you could do a lot worse.

• 44:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  You know, like, he's, he's out here being like, I'm paying.

• 44:22Rayna Greenberg?

  Right, there's plenty of kids that have absent fathers that don't pay.

• 44:24Ashley Hesseltine?

  And, yeah, and rich fathers that don't pay. Like, I think, I, I don't know, I haven't spoken to these women. I'm sure some of them, you, that has to be part of it. Cause it's not, cause you want the family unit.

• 44:36Rayna Greenberg?

  I mean, it's definitely part of the allure of it, right? All these little nepo babies.

• 44:41Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 45:26Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 45:40Rayna Greenberg?

  I do this sporadically, so I really need to know how, how strong it is.

• 45:44Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. So if you're like, listen, I don't want THC. I want to do the THC free. Great. That is what I do. These things really help me sleep and help me have a restful sleep. But then you can move up to low, then you can move up to medium, you can move up to high and just kind of see what works for you. So we really love that about them. And again, it's like super premium. The products, again, range from zero milligrams to 100 milligrams. So you can find your perfect balance. And if you want to sleep, that's one thing. If you just want to relax during the day, I mean, this is really such a great brand. Over half a million customers served, award-winning service, quality ingredients, affordable and accessible. So this holiday season, gift yourself some peace of mind. If you're 21 plus, check out the link to Viya in our description and use the code GGE to receive 15% off. After you purchase, they ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and

• 46:28Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 46:37Rayna Greenberg?

  My sex drive. Is that like a serious question? I'd never recover.

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• 47:02Rayna Greenberg?

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• 47:04Ashley Hesseltine?

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• 48:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  That is A-D-D-Y-I dot com.

• 48:17Rayna Greenberg?

  All right, well, we're going to wrap it up. The word of the year has been announced. We got a little confused because I saw a couple different words of the year announced. So Oxford does one, and dictionary.com does another one. Which, because you thought you had heard one of them, and I was like, I am aware of this as well.

• 48:34Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah. So, the official one is brain rot. So that's Oxford, that's the Oxford word of the year. And dictionary.com is demure.

• 48:44Rayna Greenberg?

  They said demure dictionary.com exploded, obviously, throughout the year and it was a 1,200% increase.

• 48:53Ashley Hesseltine?

  In what?

• 48:53Rayna Greenberg?

  In the word or googly.

• 48:55Ashley Hesseltine?

  Demure usage. Usage? How do you track that?

• 48:57Rayna Greenberg?

  1200%.

• 48:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  They're just walking around listening to people?

• 48:59Rayna Greenberg?

  So they, they do a bunch of things. I was like reading about how they do this, but they poll people and they ask people like to, to submit and then they come up with like 20 words or something and then you vote on the words and you rank them, but also you can see like what words were Googled the most, searched for the most, obviously. So dictionary.com, just, you could just see what word was searched for the most.

• 49:17Ashley Hesseltine?

  Brain rot, like, did we need that for 2024? Like, we've been through enough. Like, give us a good word. Like, I would have preferred it to just be demure.

• 49:25Rayna Greenberg?

  Cross the board.

• 49:26Ashley Hesseltine?

  Mindful.

• 49:27Rayna Greenberg?

  Cross the board.

• 49:28Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, cutesy. Like, I, I can't believe they did us like this.

• 49:31Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, we get it.

• 49:33Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, it's just, it was just like, that's the, that's defines our year. So, anyway, I pulled this from, from Jessica Yellen, who was like, honestly, my favorite follow for political news and really facts only, news not noise is her whole thing. Um, but she reports on everything, uh, but mostly politics. So, anyway, brain rot, she wrote the definition, supposed deterioration of a person's mental or intellectual state, especially viewed as the result of overconsumption of material considered to be trivial or unchallenging, which, yeah, it tracks, it tracks for where we are at in the world right now, but still.

• 50:03Rayna Greenberg?

  But don't you think it's a little, like, like antiquated? Like, I feel like a couple of years ago, we realized that, like, scrolling endlessly on Instagram is bad for you and nothing productive comes out of it. And like, I feel like this is kind of like old news.

• 50:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right. Yeah. So I wanted to ask you this because she wrote what's to blame and she did a poll and she said, what's to blame? One, Instagram or social media. Two, reality TV Hollywood. Three, sensationalist news. And then other. I mean, it's probably a combo of all three, but the mindless scrolling. But I don't know, like, it's crazy how, like, what you absorb into your brain affects you. Like, I just read that book. It's called Romantic Comedy. I'm obsessed with it. And it is about a writer at, it's fictional, but based on a writer at SNL. And it's a love story, but it's so quick and funny, and the dialogue is so funny. Like, they have, like, comedians going back and forth. And I swear, after I read it, I felt like better spoken and funnier

• 50:57Ashley Hesseltine?

  as opposed to binging TV, reality TV for hours on end. Like, I really think it mattered, hot take reading, but like, even what I read, you know?

• 51:08Rayna Greenberg?

  It really matters. I think my, I think that my, no, I can't think of a word.

• 51:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Well, you know me, I'm always like, what's the word?

• 51:15Rayna Greenberg?

  I think I've just gotten better at reading in general. I think that my vocabulary has gotten better. I have more words that I have access to, just in my brain.

• 51:22Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah.

• 51:23Rayna Greenberg?

  I feel that it's an activity that relaxes me and like adds to my life. I also scroll for hours on Instagram. But I sort of try to only do that, like, when the actual purpose is to, like, decompress.

• 51:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  Like, you and Tessa will be over and, like, you, you and I will record, like, two episodes.

• 51:40Rayna Greenberg?

  We'll do a ton of work and you guys leave. And I really feel like I can't have, like, I can't critically think right now.

• 51:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Totally.

• 51:46Rayna Greenberg?

  I just want to scroll mindlessly, but I try to cap it.

• 51:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right, exactly.

• 51:50Rayna Greenberg?

  I just feel like brain rot's just a little dated.

• 51:52Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I'm not in support of it. I don't like it, so we're gonna do our own.

• 51:56Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah. I picked two.

• 51:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  Just two? Oh, my God, I have a whole list. Okay.

• 51:59Rayna Greenberg?

  What, you do?

• 52:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  I mean, like, seven.

• 52:01Rayna Greenberg?

  No, good, I'm excited. I picked two and then I, I thought I was, like, so creative. And then I realized, so one of my words, one of my two is Riz. And then I realized Riz was last year's word of the year.

• 52:10Ashley Hesseltine?

  Wait, it wa-

• 52:14Ashley Hesseltine?

  Really?

• 52:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 52:15Ashley Hesseltine?

  See, I didn't even, it's, it definitely, I mean, that, that's so funny because last year at this time, that was way more obscure. Like, people, and I get it, like, you know, the younger kids had probably been like, yeah, we've been using it all of 2023. But I feel like it really caught on this year more.

• 52:32Rayna Greenberg?

  Way more this year. And yes, at the end of last year, it was, like, catching on.

• 52:36Ashley Hesseltine?

  That was Oxford's?

• 52:37Rayna Greenberg?

  Yes.

• 52:38Ashley Hesseltine?

  Is it dictionary.com or Oxford?

• 52:39Rayna Greenberg?

  Oxford.

• 52:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  Oxford.

• 52:40Rayna Greenberg?

  So I Googled, like, what was last year's word? And I really was like, oh, I'm gonna shock them, I'm gonna be so creative. No. So my other word is mid.

• 52:47Ashley Hesseltine?

  Yes.

• 52:47Rayna Greenberg?

  And I don't know if it's a word. Is mid a word?

• 52:50Ashley Hesseltine?

  Is Riz a word?

• 52:51Rayna Greenberg?

  Riz in Oxford, so it's a word.

• 52:54Ashley Hesseltine?

  Mid's the same caliber.

• 52:55Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay, so that's why I looked up Riz. Because I was like, it can't even be a word.

• 53:00Ashley Hesseltine?

  Right.

• 53:01Rayna Greenberg?

  So mid.

• 53:02Ashley Hesseltine?

  But they make them words. They're like, we're in charge of the words.

• 53:05Rayna Greenberg?

  We own words.

• 53:06Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, who does, who gets to decide what's a word? Like, that's the whole thing with the dictionary people. They're like, it's a word now.

• 53:12Rayna Greenberg?

  Yeah, because we decided it. So mid is my word of the year. And it's just, it's just because it's fun and I like describing things as mid. And I say it all the time. And it's not positive or upbeat. I thought, should we do like a positive upbeat one? But I like describing things as mid.

• 53:25Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay. I love those two words. I had Riz on my list. I did more like defining of our year.

• 53:29Rayna Greenberg?

  Oh, amazing.

• 53:30Ashley Hesseltine?

  Okay, so, um, Zamboni.

• 53:35Ashley Hesseltine?

  Eurogenitals.

• 53:40Ashley Hesseltine?

  UTI.

• 53:43Ashley Hesseltine?

  Polvalt.

• 53:46Ashley Hesseltine?

  Shalazion.

• 53:49Ashley Hesseltine?

  And lastly, Ranul.

• 53:53Rayna Greenberg?

  I love your list. Oh, my God. This is so good.

• 53:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  All right. Oh, wait, I had two more. I'd even like, on my list, I had yapper and then I had hoktua, which I don't know if that really counts, but you know, I feel like that's not gonna, that's not gonna be in the dictionary.

• 54:08Rayna Greenberg?

  Um, I'm obsessed with your list. This is so good.

• 54:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  I love this so much.

• 54:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Shalazion was a new word for me this year and Zamboni was a new word for you this year.

• 54:20Rayna Greenberg?

  Shalazion. Ranul is a new word for, do you know that sometimes I'll just be lying in bed and I remember the moment that you let me know that I made my email address, Ranul? Like, it was so genuine. Like, I really did not know I did that.

• 54:31Ashley Hesseltine?

  So my fiance's sister, my future sister-in-law, it's her favorite thing. She can never get over it. She will bring it up to me. She's like, I, I will never, ever recover from Ranul's email address.

• 54:44Rayna Greenberg?

  I just, I, it's so genuine that I really did not know that I had done that and that you like, revealed it on air. Like, it's the hardest I've laughed this entire year. And I feel like, have you been seeing these TikToks of like, type B energy? It, Ranul is like, the most type B energy. Just like, at the airport, painting your nails. You just like, you spill your drink. You're just like, I don't know where my gate is. I'll figure it out at some point. Like, it's.

• 55:09Ashley Hesseltine?

  No, it's, it's, it's a lifestyle. It's type B energy. I love it. Yeah. Anyways, I'm obsessed with your list.

• 55:14Rayna Greenberg?

  Okay. Um, well, those are our words, you guys. So thanks for listening.

• 55:21Ashley Hesseltine?

  And you guys can get tickets to our remaining shows of the year and forever. Just kidding. Who's to say? But anyway, yes, next weekend and the weekend after in New York and Boston. GirlsGottaEat.com. Get those last tickets. GirlsGottaEatPodcast on Instagram and TikTok. I'm Ash Hess. Rayna is Rayna Greenberg. Just change it. You know what? Rayna, no Rayna. Like, you could probably not do dot. You could probably go Rayna Greenberg on Instagram. You guys, you gotta harass her and bully her into doing this. You gotta be Rayna Greenberg on Instagram. Please look into it.

• 55:55Rayna Greenberg?

  2025 balls. I can change it.

• 55:58Ashley Hesseltine?

  We'll see if it's available. Oh, my God. What if someone got it and they're gonna sell it back to you?

• 56:02Rayna Greenberg?

  Well, somebody already has Rayna Greenberg.

• 56:03Ashley Hesseltine?

  Tessa, check it out. And follow us on YouTube. Subscribe. Share this episode with a friend and we will see you guys Monday.

• 56:11Rayna Greenberg?

  Have a great weekend, guys.

• 56:13Ashley Hesseltine?

  Bye.