Yung Gravy

Yung Gravy—aka Mr. Clean, aka the Sultan of Sauce—has been serving up smooth flows, retro beats, and more swagger than your mom’s high school prom date. With his signature blend of vintage samples, witty bars, and a voice smoother than butter on a biscuit, Gravy has turned internet virality into a platinum-plated rap career. From Betty (Get Money) to Oops!, his tracks bring the perfect mix of comedy, charisma, and certified bangers. Whether he’s stealing your grandma’s heart or shutting down festival stages, one thing’s for sure—Gravy’s always dripping. #yunggravy #andrewsantino #whiskeyginger #podcast ============================================ Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ZOC DOC Get local doctors today! https://zocdoc.com/whiskey ROCKET MONEY GET RID OF USELESS SUBSCRIPTIONS http://rocketmoney.com/whiskey BETTER HELP 10% OFF YOUR 1ST MONTH https://betterhelp.com/whiskey MANDO $5 OFF YOUR ORDER WITH PROMO CODE: WHISKEY https://shopmando.com ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Andrew Santino?

  What up Whiskey Ginger fans, welcome back to the show. If it's your first time joining the show, welcome to the show. Got a good one for you today. Please like it, subscribe it, all that jazz. Leave a comment down below for the Al. Go rhythm. Uh, ladies and gents. Ladies and germs. Tonight, I am in Boston, Massachusetts. I'm doing four shows at the Wilbur Theater. Four shows. Uh, I am so excited to be back in Boston. One of my favorite cities on planet earth. You've done me so right. Uh, andrewsantino.com for those tickets. And also next week, I'm shooting my special in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Are you in Minneapolis? You better come see your boy. I'm doing four shows there on the 21st and 22nd, shooting my special. Come out and see me, support the kid. Uh, go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino.com.

• 0:46Speaker 01

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 0:51Speaker 02

  You're that creature in the ginger beard.

• 0:53Speaker 03

  Sturdy ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.

• 0:57Speaker 04

  Gingers are beautiful. You want me five dollars for the whiskey? Seventy-five dollars for the horse. Ginger, oh hell no.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  This whiskey is excellent. Ginger, I like gingers.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that from my guest, but I mean it once again today. It's Yung Gravy. Like I do that, babe. Yung Gravy, welcome to the show. Cheers for years, my friend. A little bit of old fits, huh? My boy, yes, he looks in the eye. He knows that's Midwest finest. He knows, you look him in the skull. When people don't do that, uh-uh.

• 1:30Speaker 05

  This is good.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  Bueno.

• 1:32Speaker 05

  You know, I'm curious where, you know, the cheers and then back down again. Like, how common is that?

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh, cheers to the table?

• 1:42Speaker 05

  Where you cheers and then go back.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  I think it's a regional thing.

• 1:43Speaker 05

  Because, yeah, exactly.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, I know, I, we do it back home, but I do think I've seen people that don't hit the table. They just cheers and up.

• 1:50Speaker 05

  In the south, they do it, the Midwest, they do it. But I think like coastal places, they don't really do it.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  Wow, these liberal coastal hubs.

• 1:56Speaker 05

  I'm curious, I'm curious to hear.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  These libdards, they don't do it out there. Yeah, it is, so, it is, so dude, I think it's definitely regional. It's a regional thing, but back home, everybody does it. But I heard a rumor, you can look this up, this has got to be bullshit. This has got to be bullshit. Yet you cheers, the reason that it started was to make sure some of my, some of my beer gets in some of your beer and some of your beer gets in my beer. That way, if you put shit in my beer or poison me, you'd get some of it too.

• 2:21Speaker 06

  It says it originates from Greeks and Romans, but specifically German people bang up their mugs and shout to scare off ghosts and.

• 2:30Speaker 05

  Some German ass shit.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that is.

• 2:32Speaker 06

  And Incas have a ritual where the first sip of corn beer is ritually given to the dead.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  This is to scare off the ghosts. I want to make sure the ghosts don't come attack us. That's insane dude.

• 2:43Speaker 05

  Are you a, are you talking like an AI or something like that?

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not. He's just cool. He's got the fast fingers dude.

• 2:48Speaker 05

  You should, uh, you should look up, uh, so my last name's Swiss German. It's H A U R I. I just found out there's some crazy lore behind it. Howery, yeah. It's like look up Howery and then look up like avalanche ghost.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bro, this is gonna get fucking good.

• 3:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I, I thought my name was like, you know, just, you know, it was like Laurel Howery.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, but that's H O W. Yeah, that's right.

• 3:10Speaker 05

  Maybe I'm just, you know, a different spelling, but I looked it up.

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  How funny that you and Rel, you and Rel are related.

• 3:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  You and Laurel dude.

• 3:17Speaker 06

  H A U R I?

• 3:18Speaker 05

  Yes. I asked Claude about it. I got this crazy story, so I was.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  In the meantime, by the way, Minnesota love. This is Minnesota love. He's Minneapolis right there. I'm shooting my special in Minneapolis. That's how much I love that place. And it's funny, people go, why Minneapolis? And when people ask me, I know they don't understand. So I don't even give them the time of day.

• 3:37Speaker 05

  All artists.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  If you don't get it, then you don't know.

• 3:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think all artists that I've spoken to, like, we all have, I mean, I'm specifically thinking rap rappers, but like everyone has their favorite cities to perform in and everybody, Minneapolis is always on Ellis.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  Across the board. But as comics, bro, we love it. I think the quickest way I can do it is Minnesota as a whole has a pretty healthy contingency of people on the left and people on the right. So you get this like great mash of like a lot of political, a lot of different political thoughts and opinions and lifestyles. And I think that's healthy for like a comic that you get to touch all these nerves instead of a place that's kind of, you know, not to stereotype, but like Portland is so one way of living and thinking. I mean, it just is. But like, it's gotten better. I do love performing in Portland, but for years it was like, you're gonna get kind of one kind of audience. Minneapolis, I never felt that way. Every time I was there, like this feels like a million different people from

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  a ton of different kinds of cultures and places and thoughts and it just, it always felt that way to me. So I was like, I have to, I have to shoot something there. And it came around. I was like, I gotta shoot a special there.

• 4:42Speaker 05

  And I think with the weather and everything, it's just like people just appreciate. Good things more.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 4:47Speaker 05

  Because there's so much shitty.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why I'm doing it in February. February 22nd, I'm shooting it because I was like.

• 4:51Speaker 05

  It's like peak. That's like.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  Perfect time.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  Horrible weather.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude. But it's perfect time because I was like, that's when people will be inside. Wanting to hang out, have a drink, laugh, escape the cold. Because I'm from Chicago. I know it. I know the, I know the beat of the cold. When in the winter, when you get together, people get a little fucked up and watch something fun. It's, it's, the energy is perfect.

• 5:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I knew, I knew you're from Chicago.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:14Speaker 05

  And I know a lot, a lot of comics start in Chicago.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  A lot of people moved to Chicago to start their career. A lot of them, dude. Yeah.

• 5:19Speaker 05

  What's the place called?

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, a lot of people, Second City.

• 5:22Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  But Second City is, Second City is in, in, more of an improv and sketch world. But it's revered as this comedy hub because of Second City's history, because all these people that came through. You know, Farley died there and, you know, it just kind of became this, this like through line for people. That if you were a Midwest kid, you moved to Chicago to try to get on in the comedy world, specifically SNL people. A lot of SNL people went through Chicago.

• 5:48Speaker 05

  Is that still a thing?

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent, dude. Second City is, yeah.

• 5:51Speaker 05

  Could I show up and just, you know?

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  As an audience member?

• 5:55Speaker 05

  No, I was like a.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, as a, and, and try to like get out?

• 5:58Speaker 05

  Get out of my comfort zone.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm sure you, I'm sure you could. I'm sure, well, I, I think what they do now is like you take classes, you pay for a class, then you try to get. Passed and then you try to get in a company and then once you start performing regularly, you like slide your way up the ladder.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  I did an improv class on, uh, it was during peak COVID and it was, it was over Zoom and it was.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Improv over Zoom?

• 6:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's some.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Kill me.

• 6:17Speaker 05

  It's some popular company here, I think.

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's Groundlings or it's.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that. And, uh, I had a really good time, man.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Were you ripping?

• 6:27Speaker 05

  Nah, I was all right. My DJ was on there with me and he's so good at improv.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 6:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. It's like, I was doing all right, like.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  That does make sense. A DJ does have to be good at improv.

• 6:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, sensational.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  You have to be good on the fly. What's his name? DJ?

• 6:38Speaker 05

  Tip with ten eyes.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  DJ Tip.

• 6:41Speaker 05

  There's ten eyes.

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  Ten eyes.

• 6:42Speaker 05

  Tip.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:45Speaker 05

  Great guy.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  Tell me about Howie. Tell me about Howie.

• 6:48Speaker 06

  I couldn't find anything.

• 6:48Speaker 05

  Couldn't find it?

• 6:49Speaker 06

  Avalanche. It was like an avalanche ghost name.

• 6:52Speaker 05

  I'll, uh.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  He'll find it. Watch this.

• 6:53Speaker 05

  I'll get it ready before we leave.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  Watch. He'll find it. There's no way.

• 6:56Speaker 05

  I already asked Claude, so let me find this.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  Who's Claude?

• 6:59Speaker 05

  Claude's like, uh, is an AI that's my favorite one. My boy.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  Claude is your dog?

• 7:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, my fucking dog.

• 7:04Speaker 06

  I'll fact check Claude.

• 7:06Speaker 05

  Claude, uh, Sonnet, I think is what it is.

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  You're not tripped out by that, having that AI on all the time and they're listening to you all the time? Like, this is already listening to you, but now it's feeding more.

• 7:17Speaker 05

  It's just, it's just helpful. Like, at this point, I think it's gonna take over everything and it's gonna...

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Just let it be, huh?

• 7:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, I can't change it, so I might as well just use it.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  I feel that jump on board. I mean, why not? No, you're, McCone says, "No, thanks, dude."

• 7:29Speaker 05

  No?

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  No, it just seems a little sketch. But let Claude, uh, let Claude...

• 7:34Speaker 05

  I like to ask it, like, personal questions. Like, what should I call you? Like, I wanna hear it be more human, you know? There's some very interesting conversations I've had with it.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  I haven't gotten trapped yet. I don't know if I will. I feel like it might not be my thing. But Claude, what is his name?

• 7:50Speaker 05

  Claude, um...

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  I have an Uncle Claude. It's like the only thing I can do name association with.

• 7:57Speaker 05

  So, when I was in the car right here, I was like, you know what, let me just get some basic info on you, you know? I usually don't go into any, you know, detail when I, uh, I try not to learn too much about a podcast before I go in.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 8:11Speaker 05

  But I say, you know what, like, what did I say? I said, "Hey Claude, I'm about to be a guest on Andrew Santino's podcast." He says,

• 8:20Speaker 05

  "The podcast, the podcast is called Whiskey Ginger. Santino typically interviews his guests while sharing whiskeys with them, creating a laid-back conversational atmosphere." Some background on him, he's a stand-up comedian, actor group in Chicago, got his start... I didn't even read this far. "Major acting roles include Dave, close friends with comedians like Bobby Lee." It is, it is a smart motherfucker.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they know what they're doing.

• 8:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just like, "All right, well..."

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  Claude's right.

• 8:41Speaker 05

  Claude, yeah.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  Does he say anything about my game? Am I, like, you know, he's got a good game, he's sexy, he's cool?

• 8:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, what should I ask him right now? What should I, how should I?

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Is, uh, is Andrew Santino a good lay? I mean, I wanna know. I could ask my wife, but she won't give me the truth. Claude will only tell me the truth.

• 8:56Speaker 05

  Andrew Santino is a good, a good lay?

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  My wife will never tell me the truth, Claude will tell me the truth.

• 9:01Speaker 05

  AKA, sexual intercourse. Let me just make sure he knows.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you gotta clarify for Claude.

• 9:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, just to make sure.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  He might be a little too.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  "I aim to keep our discussion professional and respectful. I should not and cannot speculate or discuss anyone's private intimate life."

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Shout out Claude. Thank you for that, Claude. I'm gonna be honest with you. Thank you.

• 9:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  Cause, you know what, that is my private life. Well, he has boundaries. That's how mature AI is. It won't even joke about sexual stuff.

• 9:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, all right, Andrew, just thank you.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  That is kinda great.

• 9:32Speaker 05

  You're welcome.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 9:34Speaker 05

  God bless the club.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  Alright, tell me, tell me about this. You went, you just got back from the AVNs.

• 9:38Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  And you performed, or you just went, you, you, right?

• 9:41Speaker 05

  I performed, yeah, yeah. The AVNs, um, adult video.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  No- nominations? What does that AVN stand for?

• 9:49Speaker 05

  I don't even know what it stands for.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  How have I never known that? Adult video...

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  I guess nominations, but I can't, that can't be right. What is it?

• 9:59Speaker 06

  I looked up a different thing. I looked up avascular.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay, thanks dude. I'm glad you're on it today, bro. Thank you.

• 10:06Speaker 05

  It's the porn, it's the, the, uh, nothing grand.

• 10:09Speaker 06

  Adult video news.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Adult video news?

• 10:11Speaker 06

  That's what it says.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  It is the...

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's the Adult Video News Awards.

• 10:15Speaker 05

  The Oscars of porn.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  It's the Oscars of porn.

• 10:18Speaker 05

  And I've performed there a few times. I did it two years ago. I did like their big after-party. And it's, it's a really interesting place to be.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Interesting is the word.

• 10:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. And I mean, I have a lot of fun there. Um, you said like, you're married, it might be a little different. Because there, there are really like, there's a dude coming up to me wearing a VR camera and his wife's there and he's like, will you fuck my wife? Like, I would love to get this content.

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 10:46Speaker 05

  And I was just like, nah, like, nah, I'm thinking I'm good, man. Like, appreciate it. But like, we, we ran into each other like, three times over like, the two, two days I was there.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna ask you again.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  And he's like, yeah, I'm serious.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Will you fuck my wife with this VR?

• 10:57Speaker 05

  There's some, there's some freaky people up there.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  But is he offering to pay you for this? Cause he's gonna make money on it.

• 11:01Speaker 05

  We didn't get that far.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  But clearly, right?

• 11:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna make money on that. And I'm sure he goes there, trolls people enough and someone's like, hell yeah, fuck your wife dude. And then he throws it up, they get, make content, they make money. It's probably not his wife. He probably pitches that for this, for the, for like, the sexual taboo of it. It's probably just the girl he works with.

• 11:17Speaker 05

  I, I'm pretty sure it's the wife. I talked, I talked to her as well and she was like, yeah. She was trying to get my information as well. And like, we don't have to film it, like, yeah, they're...

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  We don't have to film it?

• 11:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. They're, they're like real, real swingers.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Real swingers, yeah.

• 11:28Speaker 05

  You could tell. He, he had no, he didn't care at all. He's like, fuck my wife. That's interesting.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Can you not care?

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Can you, can you have someone watch? Like you have a girl, no, I don't, you know.

• 11:38Speaker 05

  I could never, no, I could not.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Like watch your girl with somebody is bananas.

• 11:40Speaker 05

  The watching thing is, yeah.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what? No, that's, it's gotta be, you have, you have to have another switch in your mind. If you're able to turn that off and click into the other thing and let that happen. There's gotta be something else to wanna watch it is why, I mean, dude, not spitting, not spitting on your kink, whatever, whatever makes you go. I, I just think it's, I don't know how you get there mentally. That's a long way from home for me.

• 12:03Speaker 05

  There's, um, I mean, MILFs have been a big part of my brand.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, big time, we know, yeah, you're king, you're king of the MILFs.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  Thank you, thank you.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  They christened you, you know that? You have a statue down in, uh, in Long Beach, no, in Long Beach.

• 12:16Speaker 05

  Tampa or something.

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh Tampa, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:18Speaker 05

  Over the MILFs, Scottsdale probably.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Scottsdale is MILF heaven, dude.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  Um, there was one in, I'll just say Pennsylvania, and she's a well-known MILF, and her daughter's also in the industry, and the age difference is big enough where there's the mom who does porn and the daughter, and she wanted me to pipe her while her daughter watched it to like get tips and stuff. That was the weirdest.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  You taking notes, baby?

• 12:47Speaker 05

  I was just like, man, and then she's like, we could switch after, like, we don't fuck each other, but like, we could switch, it just made me uncomfortable and, and.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  And was this filmed?

• 12:55Speaker 05

  I didn't do it, no, I don't know.

• 12:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you were, you didn't even get to do it. Some families trade cookbooks and recipes. Some trade their kids.

• 13:04Speaker 05

  It's like playing baseball, you know, like playing catch with your kid.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  That's right, that's, you, yeah, they were catching it for sure. What, what's the age difference? How old was the daughter?

• 13:13Speaker 05

  I wanna say the daughter was a year or two younger than me, and the.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  What are you, what, how old are you?

• 13:18Speaker 05

  Twenty-eight.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay, right on.

• 13:19Speaker 05

  Mom was.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Fifty?

• 13:20Speaker 05

  Fifty-five, probably, yeah.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  And you were like, I can't do it, dude.

• 13:25Speaker 05

  I mean, I, I think the mom without the daughter there.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  How mad would that, what, what kind of a dinner is that at home? That's, that's a bad Thanksgiving. Remember, would you fuck gravy, mom? Remember, when you like gravy, lay it down, mom?

• 13:39Speaker 05

  Without me? What the fuck?

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  Pass the peas. That's a big part of your brand, though.

• 13:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  So you, when you go to AVN, are you MILF? Is this like a, this is a big deal for them to have you around the MILF category? Like, do they, are they trying to get you involved?

• 13:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's pitching, you know, for me to do all that. But I think it's been clear that I won't. And I just end up, I mean, honestly, I have the most fun is walking around the convention and they have stands, you know? It's like a state fair, but instead of, you know, offering you fried food, it's like, oh, here we have a vibrator for video games. My friend and I tried to play Fortnite with a, while sitting on like a vibrating thing. Where like if you get killed, it vibrates your, you know? And the wifi wasn't working well enough, but.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Goddamn wifi, dude.

• 14:26Speaker 05

  I swear to god.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Get the fiber work in AVN. If you're gonna have vibrating Fortnite stations, please get the wifi up to speed.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  But I do gotta show some love to AVN because they, first off, the, they have fleshlights, right? That are molded after the actual pussy and booty hole of a ton of women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, Brandy Love, who's a friend, she gave me hers and signed it and everything.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  And you can't use it now.

• 14:56Speaker 05

  I don't know, yeah. I have never used a fleshlight. I'm a little.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  You never tried it?

• 15:00Speaker 05

  No.

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  Bro, must, must try.

• 15:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  It's fun, yeah. We tried, I tried. Fleshlight used to sponsor South by Southwest. They did, they were the sponsor. It was at our Moon Tower, one of the two comedy festivals. And they gave us one in our arrival bag. I think I did this bit on stage years ago when it happened. But in our arrival bag, it's like t-shirts, your artist passes, drink tickets, you know, barbecue coupons, whatever. And then there was a fleshlight in there. And I remember we were all like opening up our welcome bags in the lobby of the hotel and everybody's like, dude, did you get a fucking? And they were like, yeah, look at this. And then everyone's laughing. Everyone's like, yeah, man, that's crazy. Isn't that fucking crazy? And we're like, I'll see you, I'll see you guys later. I gotta drop some stuff off. I gotta drop some shit off in the hotel room. I had to try it. My problem was, you have to clean it.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  I believe.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  And that's like the thing where you're like so sad and grossed out that you're like cleaning out this, it's so, you know what I mean? It's like an extra step. Of masturbation that you're just like, this is a total waste of my time.

• 15:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  Why am I doing this?

• 15:57Speaker 05

  It crossed my mind to have my assistant do it, but I can't.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Dude, yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 05

  Can't do that, yeah, yeah. I'll go in the shower with it.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Is it, is your assistant a dude or a girl?

• 16:05Speaker 05

  You met him.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, a dude is fine. Yeah, I was gonna say.

• 16:08Speaker 05

  A girl, that would be, yeah.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's flagrant. You cannot do that. But, dude, you know, your homie, depends on, you know.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, we're, we're close.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you clean it up, dude.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  So, since I got gifted her personal shaped vagina.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:24Speaker 05

  And it's signed and everything. I'm trying to think of a romantic way that I could, my first fleshlight experience, like, kinda show her. Like, I don't really wanna film myself doing it, but like, you know what I mean?

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  Take it out on a date.

• 16:35Speaker 05

  Take it on a date.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, take a fleshlight out on a date. Take it, take it to like a dinner or something like that. I mean, like, right, like, if you wanna do it creatively and funny and not show you using it, show the before and after. You know, kinda like how they do on like The Bachelor where they show like everything but them hooking up. They show them going into the room and then they talk to them after the next morning. I'd love to see the experience of you setting up.

• 16:54Speaker 05

  You know what, I could, I could just go on a date, yeah.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go on a date, set up, use it, and the next day, film yourself the next morning, how you feel.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  I was planning to just like, maybe like kiss it and send her a video, but not.

• 17:03Andrew Santino?

  I was so elaborate.

• 17:04Speaker 05

  But now I think, I think I.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  You're like, I was just gonna hug it.

• 17:06Speaker 05

  I might have to do a.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think, put it on a date. That's great, it's great content, by the way. You taking a date?

• 17:10Speaker 06

  A lady and a tramp with spaghetti.

• 17:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  So funny, dude.

• 17:15Speaker 05

  See, I've been off the internet for a while. I haven't put out content in a while. That could be a good way to come back.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What's, what's, why, why, why avoid the internet so far?

• 17:21Speaker 05

  That just bugs me, I don't know.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, it's the fucking worst. But, but isn't it in part of, of your success?

• 17:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, I, I was, I was just going so hard on it for a while. I wanted to see if, well, I just needed a break. And I also was curious to see if I just was silent for six months, if I could come back and it would work, which it did.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  It did.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  It did, it did. But now, you know, I, I kinda, I had a girlfriend for a while. I've kinda grown up a little bit.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  I haven't done the MILF, you know, that's what really gets me the attention is.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  Banging someone's mom. And, um, I think now, I think the next step could be a fleshlight date.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  I, I love it, dude.

• 17:57Speaker 05

  It's professional.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  I really do think so.

• 17:59Speaker 06

  It's class.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  It's very classy, dude. Yeah, you take it to a nice place. Take the fleshlight to Nobu.

• 18:04Speaker 05

  Alright, I'm gonna plan that out.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  And let it order. Let the fleshlight order.

• 18:09Speaker 05

  Just literally just be silent.

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  Yes, silent. Let the server come over. Can he get you guys something to drink? Like, ma'am? Brandy?

• 18:15Speaker 05

  Brandy? Shout out to her.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  The lady and the tramp, huge. I think I know which one you're talking about. Brandy?

• 18:20Speaker 05

  Brandy Love, she's well-known.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  Brandy Love.

• 18:23Speaker 05

  I have a male porn star friend. Shout out to Damon Dice.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, I know this. Yeah, I know her.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  He, yeah, sure you do.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  She's so famous.

• 18:30Speaker 05

  I shouted her out in a song in 2018. And then when we shot the video, he surprised me with her at the video shoot.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 18:37Speaker 05

  She's in the video. And then I hadn't seen her in a long time, then when I got there.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Is she a big fan of yours?

• 18:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Big fan?

• 18:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get along. We get along well.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

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• 19:34Andrew Santino?

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• 20:17Andrew Santino?

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• 21:43Speaker 02

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• 22:16Speaker 05

  I guess just to finish on the AVNs, it's interesting to see that the... The fans that are waiting in line to like get some weird horny shit, some of them are just normal ass dudes. Some of them are cool.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, yeah, it's all walks of life over there. There's no judgment of that.

• 22:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  Let that thing fly, whatever, if it's legal and okay, that's all good with me.

• 22:34Speaker 05

  I, I thought it was a good vibe and like the girls, you know, like they're really friendly like. You know, when I do a meet and greet, I'm willing to do, you know, whatever, I'll like kiss a fan on the cheek or something or like, you know, make, draw them a tattoo or something. And it's cool to see that the porn stars will do the same thing with these guys that are jerking off to them and it's, everyone's just happy.

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  It's funny, your fans are jerking off to you too, it's just more, it's more metaphorical than literal.

• 22:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they get off to you, like your fans love you, so they're jerking off too.

• 23:02Speaker 05

  Likewise.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  It's just not pulling, you know what I mean? They're not physically pulling on their body, but you're doing something to their insides.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  They're not gooning.

• 23:08Andrew Santino?

  They're not gooning, dude.

• 23:09Speaker 05

  I just learned what that meant yesterday.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  Gooning?

• 23:11Speaker 05

  Gooning.

• 23:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:12Speaker 05

  I had no idea what it was, but I've heard a lot about it. You know what gooning is?

• 23:15Andrew Santino?

  Gooning?

• 23:16Speaker 05

  Gooning.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's gooning?

• 23:17Speaker 05

  I thought it just meant like edging, but, but apparently.

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  That's what I thought it meant, being like a.

• 23:20Speaker 05

  It's apparently, it's like a, it's kinda like a joke, I think, but it's like getting to like a, a ethereal level of ejaculation and losing your mind and like kinda

• 23:32Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 23:32Speaker 05

  Going cross-eyed and like gooning, like, like losing your mind, yeah, that's gooning.

• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  I'd be gooning.

• 23:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, it says gooning follows the edge session.

• 23:42Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this is insane, gooning follows edging.

• 23:44Speaker 06

  Ideally.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  You know who's king goon then, dude? Sting. Do you know about Sting?

• 23:48Speaker 05

  The musician? Person, yeah.

• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do you not know?

• 23:51Speaker 05

  I don't know who he goons.

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  Sting is king goon, like Sting will have these sex parties, Google this, he'll have these crazy uh, Kama Sutra tantric sex, sex parties where they last five, six, seven hours of like edge lord, chaos, goon. They go off.

• 24:11Speaker 05

  They have Viagra, they must.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're, they're blue chewed up. I mean, that's fucking, that's a new world, dude. That's every, I know guys, you know, I'm older than you, but like I know guys my age that they live and die by using pills.

• 24:21Speaker 05

  Oh, I know a lot of guys my age or younger that do.

• 24:23Andrew Santino?

  See, that's, that's what's wild, cause you're 28, that's, to me, that's crazy, cause my age, I'm 41 and I'm very blessed and I don't, I'm, I'm, I've never had to, never had the problem. It's not a problem, I've just never had that thing pop up. And I talked to my friends and they're all like, oh dude, I won't, I won't not use it. And I'm like, that's wild, dude. I'm afraid to use it, cause I'm afraid of then your body being like, well, now I need it. That's a big fear.

• 24:49Speaker 05

  You know what I had in when I started college, I had uh maybe like three times in a row when I hooked up with girls, I had like a whiskey dick, I was just too drunk and I couldn't.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  Bummer.

• 24:58Speaker 05

  Get it up.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 05

  And then I started this anxiety in my head, like performance anxiety basically where I would like start, you know, kissing a girl or something like that and instantly just think, oh, I'm not gonna get hard.

• 25:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that fucks you up.

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Dude, it was like a year long where I was like, even when I wasn't even with a girl, I'd be anxious like all the time. So that's when I learned meditation and like, dude, I had this whole thing. I was getting like deep in it cause I was really into psychology and shit and I would like chew a certain flavor of gum and like associate it with, I think that part was unnecessary. But I was like, I was one flavor of gum every time that I was like doing something horny, I would like chew that gum and then I would meditate and. Finally, I just told this girl that I had this issue and like she kind of helped me like get over it.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  That's rad.

• 25:41Speaker 05

  But that was a year when I was in college where I just, I don't know, I I got a placebo.

• 25:47Andrew Santino?

  Right, the placebo effect. Could you even get hard or you just couldn't even or it couldn't stay hard?

• 25:52Speaker 05

  I could get, I could get hard randomly or like when I woke up in the morning, I'd have, I'd have, you know, morning wood and that basically means that. Your shit works, but it's just all mental, you know, if you can still get morning wood. So then I got all zen with it and I started meditating and, you know, relaxing my brain and. Being able to, you know, just focus on the girl and not that and.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  That's good, it's working.

• 26:21Speaker 05

  I got over it, yeah.

• 26:22Andrew Santino?

  So gravy as a meditator.

• 26:23Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  That I like to dig that dude.

• 26:25Speaker 05

  I still, I still meditate before shows.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 26:27Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  How long do you meditate for before?

• 26:29Speaker 05

  Ten minutes.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  That's it, yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  So complete darkness, silent meditation, can you be anywhere? Do you need to be in a certain place, position?

• 26:36Speaker 05

  I like to be sitting up, wh- when I was that whole era, I had a lava lamp that I would stare at.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  I've I dig that.

• 26:42Speaker 05

  And it was on the desk in my uh college apartment and that was also all right when I started rapping. So like, I would write in front of that lava lamp is where I would, you know. Start writing my music and everything. So that particular desk, I accomplished a lot.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  Got my dick toward and made.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  And made music?

• 27:02Speaker 05

  My first hit, yeah.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  God bless. I hope you kept that desk dude. Should've come home with you.

• 27:06Speaker 05

  I think it's actually at my mom's house, yeah.

• 27:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. What college you go to?

• 27:09Speaker 05

  UW. Madison.

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, you did?

• 27:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  Love that place.

• 27:13Speaker 05

  I know a lot of people from, where, where'd you go high school? Was it Naperville?

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  You know a lot of people up there?

• 27:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  That's wild.

• 27:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  I love Madison, dude. That's like one of my favorite places of all time.

• 27:24Speaker 05

  I dated a girl for a long time from Libertyville.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 27:28Speaker 05

  And, um, oh god, Lake Forest as well.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 27:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, that's pretty close to you, right?

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, it's, no, it's north.

• 27:36Speaker 05

  It's slightly bougie here.

• 27:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  They're north, that's nice, that's up, up, that's up a little bit.

• 27:40Speaker 05

  I spent some Thanksgivings there, man, yeah.

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did?

• 27:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, look at you, dude, in the Chicagoland area.

• 27:44Speaker 05

  And a lot of my good friends from college, uh, all live in Chicago now, so I'm out there for weddings and stuff like that.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're going back a lot.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  You'll never move back to the Midwest?

• 27:54Speaker 05

  I would get, I think I'd maybe wanna get like a lake house on Lake Minnetoka for the summer.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like a good spot.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  Or Chicago. Chicago's fucking awesome.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but get a lake house, man.

• 28:04Speaker 05

  I've always thought that if Chicago had a bit better weather, even if it was like Denver weather, I, I could live there.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 28:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  It's my favorite city, man. It's home. I love it so much. I just, the weather's so dogshit, it's unbelievable. It's like shockingly shit.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Where you're like, how could it be this bad?

• 28:18Speaker 05

  And Minnesota's just a little bit worse.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  But Minnesota's worse, but it's also, it's like Minneapolis is not as big, not like a size, size-wise, as a city like Chicago is.

• 28:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not as huge.

• 28:28Andrew Santino?

  No, it's, I mean.

• 28:29Speaker 05

  It's big though. People are.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 28:30Speaker 05

  Don't realize that. I think it's the 10th biggest, uh, check this out, 10th biggest metro population in the US, I think, is Minneapolis.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  That's just big.

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Twenty cities.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  It's good size.

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Twin cities.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you still gotta throw in St. Paul, though, dude.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  You can't leave them out.

• 28:44Speaker 05

  Yeah. Shout out to St. Paul, good place.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to St. Paul, it is a good place. No, but that, but I do think, uh, beyond the weather, it would be the greatest city, Chicago. It's a little lower.

• 28:56Speaker 05

  Where's it at? Where's it sitting?

• 28:58Andrew Santino?

  Sitting at 16.

• 28:59Speaker 05

  Eh, that's pretty good.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  You fell.

• 29:01Speaker 05

  What's, what's above it? What's, what?

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh, number one, New York, Newark, New Jersey City.

• 29:06Speaker 05

  Well, hold on, can I, can I guess?

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  Can I guess?

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  Number two.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  New York, uh, Los Angeles, Chicago.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:14Speaker 05

  Dallas.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 29:17Speaker 05

  Um.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  I I think I know the fifth one.

• 29:20Speaker 05

  Go ahead, you go.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna say Atlanta.

• 29:23Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no, no, um, Miami.

• 29:26Speaker 06

  Houston.

• 29:26Speaker 05

  What?

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Houston!

• 29:27Speaker 05

  Really, okay, and then Miami?

• 29:29Speaker 06

  Then Atlanta.

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  Told you.

• 29:31Speaker 05

  Atlanta's above Miami?

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Dude, Atlanta's huge.

• 29:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, but okay, this is this is Metro.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:36Speaker 06

  And number seven, none of you've said yet.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  Wait, hold on.

• 29:38Speaker 05

  Phoenix.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 29:42Speaker 06

  San Antonio, Boston.

• 29:43Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, then it's gotta be, uh.

• 29:47Speaker 05

  Boston.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Bo- no, no, no.

• 29:49Speaker 05

  What?

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Philly?

• 29:51Speaker 06

  Washington, Arlington, Alexandria.

• 29:53Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, yeah, like the DMV, DMV, okay, okay, okay.

• 29:55Speaker 06

  And then number eight.

• 29:56Speaker 05

  Is Boston or Philly?

• 29:57Speaker 06

  Philly.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Philly, gotta be Philly, yeah.

• 29:59Speaker 06

  Nine Miami.

• 30:00Speaker 05

  Mu-

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  Miami's way down.

• 30:02Speaker 05

  I thought Miami would be top five, damn.

• 30:05Speaker 06

  Phoenix.

• 30:06Speaker 05

  Okay, we can say that.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Damn dude, you guys are getting stopped by Phoenix?

• 30:08Speaker 06

  Boston, Riverside.

• 30:10Speaker 05

  River, like California?

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  Shout out Riverside, dude!

• 30:13Speaker 06

  San Bernardino, Ontario has, uh.

• 30:15Speaker 05

  That's all one thing, though.

• 30:16Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  The IE.

• 30:17Speaker 06

  They they still consider it all a similar, a similar, uh, metropolitan. And San Fran, then Detroit, and Seattle, and Minneapolis.

• 30:26Speaker 05

  You know, if we're right next to Seattle, that's pretty good. Seattle's.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Ah, dude, that's such a sunny disposition. As we went down the fold, he was like, yeah, well, but Seattle is dope, so I fuck with Seattle.

• 30:35Speaker 05

  Come on now.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  I could do that.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  We're above Portland, we're above St. Louis, right? Yeah.

• 30:38Speaker 06

  We're still a sleeper, we're underrated.

• 30:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, definitely.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Keep it that way. If I had, if I had, if I had my way about me, I would get a lake house actually in Madison. I used to love. I love going up there, dude. That, what's that little six foot bay or whatever that's called? We used to take out the jet skis, the girls that own the club, Comedy on State Downtown, they would take us out there.

• 30:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  And we'd go rip around, man.

• 30:58Speaker 05

  So, wait, uh, Lake, Lake Mendona, or, or?

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  Menota.

• 31:01Speaker 05

  Menona?

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  Menona, yeah.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  So my first music video I shot, Mr. Clean was all in, it was all in Madison.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 31:06Speaker 05

  And I borrowed a jet ski from someone. That's a big scene in the video.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:09Speaker 05

  We were in the Capitol Building, we were at a car wash, we were at Devil's Lake, and, uh, yeah, there, there was a whole shot where I was on that on jet ski on that lake.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  That's dope, dude.

• 31:19Speaker 05

  And that comedy sh- store, or comedy, what's it called?

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  Club.

• 31:22Speaker 05

  Club?

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Comedy on State.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  Got kicked out of there when I was in high school.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  That sounds right, dude.

• 31:27Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, how were you in there in high school?

• 31:28Speaker 05

  Snuck in, my friend and I were right in the front, and there was like a banter situation where we were drunk and we were just saying too much.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  With the comedian, and it, and it got cheered out of it.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 31:40Speaker 05

  That was my first comedy show.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  That's wild.

• 31:42Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  That lake holds a lot of history, you know, it killed somebody famous.

• 31:45Speaker 05

  Was it Bill, uh, who died there?

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Someone's plane crashed in that lake.

• 31:53Speaker 05

  Dude, I know this. It's not, it's not, um, Buddy Holly.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh.

• 31:57Speaker 05

  Cause that's in Iowa.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 31:59Speaker 05

  It's not Ray Charles, it's.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  It's not Ray Charles.

• 32:02Speaker 05

  Otis Redding?

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  Otis Redding. Private jet crashed in Lake Manona, Lake, what is it?

• 32:09Speaker 05

  Mendota.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  Mendota.

• 32:10Speaker 05

  There's Mendota and.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  Mendota.

• 32:12Speaker 05

  There's two.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Manona and the other sisters.

• 32:14Speaker 05

  Mendota's bigger.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Mendota is the one he died in, right? With a D. What a tragic fucking world, dude. But I learned that, that bummed me out so much, cause I love that lake. I was like, that sucks.

• 32:24Speaker 06

  No, the crash was on Manona.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  Manona!

• 32:26Speaker 05

  That's a smaller one.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a tiny one. Thank God, alright, cool. We can still represent the big one then. Makes me feel a little bit better.

• 32:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  The tragedy of some of those guys, the way that they died. Like, I don't know if you know the story of Sam Cooke? Have you ever heard Sam Cooke's story?

• 32:37Speaker 05

  Mm-mm.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  I think I've told it on this.

• 32:38Speaker 05

  Why do I know Sam Cooke?

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 32:40Speaker 05

  Why do I know, why do I know that name?

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  Sam Cooke, uh, I mean, historical soul singer, probably the fame, most famous song you would know would be Twistin' the Night Away, or We're Having a Party.

• 32:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, OG.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's old school.

• 32:53Speaker 05

  Black guy.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Yep, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be. And then, this dude, this story is terrible. He was in, I think it's Santa Monica, I know it was here in LA. And he got drunk at a bar, had a pocket full of cash, cause you're getting paid in cash back then only, you know? And he got scoped out by this, this hooker, um, went to a hotel.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Her story was, he was all fucked up and he was beating the shit out of her. Chased her in the lobby, they got in an altercation, and she shot him, right? Years later, you can look this up, this is crazy. Years later, it came out that the girl at the front desk of the motel and this hooker were robbing him, and it was a robbery gone awry. And he was chasing after them, stopping them from robbing them, and they shot him. And the woman who did, I guess, before she had passed, admitted how awful she felt that they had lied all those years, that it was actually a robbery and not, he wasn't beating them or anything like that. They were, fuck, they were liars.

• 33:51Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  And his final words, one of the greatest singers of all time, his last words were, "Lady, you shot me." That's fucking dark. That's it. Imagine him holding his chest, looking up.

• 34:01Speaker 05

  You seen Taxi Driver?

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  The end of Taxi Driver, that's what I'm picturing.

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What a shit way to go. Like, "You shot me, bitch? You killed a legend."

• 34:12Speaker 05

  And she knew, she knew.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, of course.

• 34:14Speaker 05

  It was all planned out.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  For a little bit of money. It wasn't even that much. I mean, I mean, look, it was a lot of cash for them, right? But that's the story. It's a crazy, awful. Was it Santa Monica? Where was it? I thought it was on the west side somewhere. He had just done a gig.

• 34:27Speaker 06

  It says it's in South Central.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  South Central?

• 34:29Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:31Speaker 05

  And.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't go out like that, Gravy.

• 34:32Speaker 06

  South Figaro.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 34:35Speaker 06

  By South Figaro Street.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  On South Fig, yeah.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  I'm not a fan of hookers. I think it's great, it's great. Hear me out.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Don't clip it, don't clip it.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  I think it's great what they do.

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:43Speaker 05

  Um, but I can't get into, I can't be turned on if, if they're not, you know, if they're, if they're for money.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  Having to fake it, yeah.

• 34:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I can't, I can't get into that at all. I tried it, I tried it in Germany and I was just, it was weird and I was like, all right, here's the money, just buy it.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 34:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. I got a tantric massage though, have you got that?

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh.

• 35:01Speaker 05

  So, I don't know if this is like the, the norm, but I went into his room with my assistant. Well, we, we, we went into separate little areas.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 35:10Speaker 05

  It was really funny because we, we, we went here, our friend had just told us that it was, it was gonna be a, a cool thing to try.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  It was Germany?

• 35:18Speaker 05

  We, we, yeah, we didn't know what we were getting into, it was Frankfurt. And like, these two women walk in, one's pretty, pretty hot and one's just not. And, uh, we're like, all right, well, you know what? We're just sitting there like ready, ready for whatever and, and the hot one comes and grabs me. And, uh, I look at my boy, I'm like, you got this, brother. And we, we got dragged into these different rooms. It's just an empty room, like, you picture like a Japanese house, you know, where like, it's kind of, everything's wood and it's flat.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  Bare bones.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, so I'm on the, I'm on the ground and I'm naked and she like leaves the room and I don't really know what's gonna happen. Comes back in, covered in oil, and.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  You're covered in oil?

• 35:56Speaker 05

  She, well, I became, yeah.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  She was covered in oil?

• 35:58Speaker 05

  She was covered in oil. And then she covered me in oil by doing, it was like a massage where they rubbed their whole body on you.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 36:04Speaker 05

  And I'm like, like tits, like, but it was very relaxing. It wasn't like, I mean, it's obviously sexual.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, definitely sexual.

• 36:10Speaker 05

  Like I, I was torched, but they, you know, they're, they're.

• 36:14Andrew Santino?

  It's also a massage.

• 36:15Speaker 05

  She was like doing tricks. There was like, she was spinning around and like, I couldn't even fully comprehend. I was like kind of like falling asleep at the same time because it was so relaxing.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 36:23Speaker 05

  But also torqued up. It was very, it was a very good, good experience. It's like thirty bucks.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  You didn't need to chew that gum or anything. You just got there naturally.

• 36:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is long past my, uh, long past my issues. And, uh, and then they do this thing where they, they, they use like their hands and it feels like you're having sex. They, they master this technique where like they're on top and they do this thing where.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go to Frankfurt dude.

• 36:44Speaker 05

  I, I mean, it was, it was cool.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go to Frankfurt.

• 36:46Speaker 05

  I, I would recommend it because it was, and it wasn't awkward.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  Tantric massage?

• 36:50Speaker 05

  Tantric massage. But, but it was more like they're trying to comfort you. They're not, they're not like, you're, it's like you're trying to get off to them.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  So it was, it was cool. That was cool.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  You do get to get off, but it is.

• 37:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It's a part of it. And then they, what did they, then they shower you or you're just covered in a fucking oil and jizz and you gotta walk home?

• 37:06Speaker 05

  I don't remember. I didn't, I didn't come, but the, uh, my, my assistant told me that he, he actually arced it towards, towards his own face.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I met that dude. That dude's a little interesting.

• 37:17Speaker 05

  Not that, not that guy.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Not that guy, okay.

• 37:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, different guy, different guy.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go walk out there and be like, bro, did you, I heard about the.

• 37:22Speaker 05

  Did you come on your face?

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Heard about that dude. Good for you. Yeah, Frankfurt of your travels. That sounds like a good one. Where's the worst place you've been on tour? What place are you like, I'm not fucking going back there?

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Oh man.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  Because as an artist.

• 37:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  People always ask us, what's your favorite place to do comedy? And I always say, I can't do that. There's a million places I love. I can tell you the places I cannot stand.

• 37:42Speaker 05

  I'm trying to think of like my least favorite, um.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  Could be in the States or could be overseas too.

• 37:48Speaker 05

  One second. Um.

• 37:53Speaker 05

  What's the town in Kansas? Wichita. I had a really weird experience there. Just like, I think it was just every single, have you, have you performed there?

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 38:03Speaker 05

  Okay. I just remember that we did a meet and greet and after ten people had come through the line, my tour manager and I look at each other and we're like, brother, like is this? We thought we were on like Punk'd or something like, like.

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it felt fake.

• 38:12Speaker 05

  Everybody was so strange and asking for the weirdest favors and all this shit. And, and then in the show, it was like, have you ever performed in China?

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  In China?

• 38:22Speaker 05

  In China?

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  No, never.

• 38:23Speaker 05

  They just, it's just kind of the norm to just not even, to just watch the show. They don't put their hands up or anything.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  No excitement at all?

• 38:29Speaker 05

  That was what the crowd was like.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  We're not going to China, dude.

• 38:33Speaker 05

  After, after them asking me like crazy things, like, you know, signing like the, of their birth certificate and, you know,

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  In Wichita?

• 38:41Speaker 05

  Naming their baby, like all these really weird questions in the, in the meet and greet. Where I'm like, alright, well I guess that'll be a wild show. Then they all just kind of stood there and just looked.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  So it felt like you were back in China?

• 38:49Speaker 05

  It was interesting. But, but I'd say my like dark, it wasn't, it wasn't their fault. But when I was touring in Scandinavia during the winter, I was taking an antidepressant that was only approved in Canada and the US. And when my doctor tried to mail it to Germany, they blocked it at the border. So like, suddenly I'm out of my SSRI.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  That's bad.

• 39:14Speaker 05

  And I'm withdrawing in a place where it gets dark at 3pm. And like it's, you know, I'm way up there, Helsinki, Stockholm. And I just remember, I was like laughing. I was just like, man, I'm so depressed right now.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  You were low.

• 39:29Speaker 05

  Kind of accepted it, you know?

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  And the show suffered because of it?

• 39:32Speaker 05

  I, I drank and kind of got, you know, I felt like I was, I felt like, you know, like the writers.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:38Speaker 05

  That like, that were forever depressed and wrote all this good shit when they were drunk. I was like, you know, I'm gonna be Fitzgerald right now. What the fuck his name is and.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Just get tanked?

• 39:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  And it worked?

• 39:48Speaker 05

  It worked, yeah.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  That is a trip when it gets dark like that.

• 39:51Speaker 05

  And I'm, I'm proud that I made it through that. But I was just like, wow, this is, I'm down bad.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  It's actually more creepy when it's all light all the time. I was in Reykjavik. And it was.

• 40:03Speaker 05

  Is that place pretty cool? I've always thought about piss timing.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Rad dude. Please go, a hundred percent. But like, we went in the summer.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Or what, yeah. When it was, when it's daylight all the time. And my friend, it fucked me up in a way I couldn't, you're already jet lagged out. I was already kind of like wonky from jet lag. Cause I'd been on tour, traveling. And I think I came from Miami? Like I. I didn't come from, I didn't come from New York, cuz I, it would've been, it's a shorter, way shorter flight. But I came from somewhere that was far enough away where it fucked with my time, my numbers were weird. And usually I'm pretty good at it when I travel internationally cuz I've done it enough where it just doesn't get me that bad. But bro, when we got in there, I was with my buddy Ron and Yas was like, you know, what do you wanna do? And my timetable was weird. I was like, well, I guess we should get, get on their schedule. So we tried to get on the, so we go out to dinner. I'm fucking wrecked tired and I'm like, I do not wanna be at dinner.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  We have a couple of drinks after we eat. He's like, let's go see a band. Like, there's this band, you know, whatever. So we go see this band. I'm getting, now I'm getting smoked. I was getting shitfaced. I was just like, just, I was like, oh, man, I'm here, I'm having a good time. I'm here for like, three days. So I'm getting ripped and we walk outside and then we're outside with like, people in the square. Like, just outside, just drinking and partying and the sun is still

• 41:18Speaker 05

  What time?

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  Setting. Still, it's, it looks like it's just setting. And I look at the clock and it was like, five thirty in the morning. And I was like, dude, we fucking went through the night cuz we didn't, cuz your brain waits for the sun to fuck off before you're like, ah, I think I'm getting, but we cranked up that, yeah, the circadian rhythm was gone. So I went home at like, six or seven. Had to go shoot with The Mountain, the strongest man in the world. Why can't I think of his name? He played The Mountain in Game of Thrones. Uh, Bjork, uh, fuck dude.

• 41:48Speaker 05

  Bjork or a Jorn or something?

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  It's like, Gregor. Gregor. Kligane? Yes, whatever, Gregor, yeah, whatever, yeah.

• 41:54Speaker 05

  Pretty cool.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  I can't say his fucking name.

• 41:56Speaker 05

  Pretty cool name.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  But dude, this guy's the shit. So I had to wake up, here I am, still shitfaced. Three hours later and go work out with him in his gym. In, in, and he, dude, this guy's no play around. Like, I'm trying to do a comedy show with him and fucking talk, you know, have some fun. Does not wanna fuck around. And he's like, "Okay, after this workout, you'll come to my, my gym, my personal gym." I was like, oh, okay, cool.

• 42:20Speaker 05

  After the workout?

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Yes, dude.

• 42:21Speaker 05

  Another.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  He wanna go to another gym after we went to the first gym. So we go to the second gym and it's like, all of his homies. Fresh out of prison, I mean like, fresh out of prison dude. Like, it's in the basement of what looks like a 7-Eleven. And it was called Yakable, that was the name of it. And they had a big sign on the wall and it said, "No arming yar", I'm pronouncing it wrong, but it meant no pussies.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Holy shit.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  And everybody in there was out of their mind, just yoked up on steroids, tatted up to the top, shaved head, and screaming as other dudes work out. Like, as dudes are working out, other dudes are like,

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  and it was like amping them, they're like, I was like, dude, this is the devil's head.

• 42:58Speaker 05

  They were gooning.

• 42:59Andrew Santino?

  They were gooning dude, these guys were gooning hard. It was just like the AVN.

• 43:03Speaker 05

  It sounds like the Southeast Platoon.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, it was insane. And I have to pretend like I'm like, I wanted to wrap the shoot, I was like, we can dip out of here, and he's like, "No, no, you have to lift. You will lift", and I was like, "We're done, we don't have to film", he's like, "No, you will lift", I was like, talking to Ron, I was like, "Dude, is this guy gonna fucking kill us in his gym in his basement? Like, if I don't do this?", he's like, "I think we should just stay and do it", so I had to like stay and lift, all these dudes yelled at me for another hour, and I was like, dude.

• 43:29Speaker 05

  They're directing you on like what workouts to do?

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude, yeah, they're, well, they'll do it, it's monkey see, monkey do. Cause a lot of them don't speak, they didn't speak English. So they would just show it to me, and then, you know, point, and I was like, "Oh guy", and I was just doing it, and then when we left there, again, it's still light out, so I'm, I'm spinning top.

• 43:47Speaker 05

  Have you slept at any point?

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  No dude, maybe for two hours, an hour maybe. So this was three days of chaos. When I sat on the plane, when I tell you I got on that plane three days later to go back to LA, I, I'm not joking, I slept the moment I got in there, until I like heard the ding and people moving. I was out like a fucking light dude. It was a rad experience, but it's, I will say, the sun up all the time was, I couldn't sleep for shit. They have blackout curtains, they do not work. They don't work. You know it's there, you can feel it, in like the slits of the, you know what I mean, like,

• 44:19Speaker 05

  When you're asleep and your eyelids just aren't doing it, you know?

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh dude.

• 44:23Speaker 05

  I had that feeling all the time.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  It's a tru- so go. But just know, I think if it it just does, it does, it did something so weird to my, it fucked me up for a few days, bad. And we just got back from Australia and that, that didn't do anything to me. That fucked you guys up.

• 44:38Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  You gone down there.

• 44:39Speaker 05

  Time difference can, yeah, oh, yeah.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, see, but if you follow, I gave them the tools. I told them the schedule to not sleep on that first leg and then match up and they were all like, fuck you, I'm not doing it. And then I got home, felt fine. These guys wrecked for a few days.

• 44:52Speaker 06

  We were all exhausted from, just, we had just so many shows in a row.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Have you done that run, the Australian run? Where you're like Perth, Sydney, Adelaide, Brisbane.

• 45:02Speaker 05

  You have enough time to like, you know, not die.

• 45:04Andrew Santino?

  Bro, we did.

• 45:05Speaker 05

  I love it out there.

• 45:06Andrew Santino?

  Twelve shows in ten days or something.

• 45:07Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah, ours wasn't like that.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  We were ripping. It was awful.

• 45:10Speaker 06

  In the, like, week and a half or two weeks, we were there. There was one day that we didn't either like fly to a new time zone or have a show or both.

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was kind of a fucking trip, dude. I mean, I love it down there, but we fucked that up.

• 45:23Speaker 06

  Cause a lot of shows were added after, like.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we added shows. That's the problem.

• 45:27Speaker 05

  I love doing that, like, ahead of time. I'm like, oh, yeah, add them all in there. And then like when you start doing it, it's like, oh, fuck.

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, bad idea.

• 45:33Speaker 05

  I had three shows in Nashville one time in the same day and I was just, I was like, by the third one, I'm like blacked out. I'm like, trying to do.

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  Why am I doing this, bro? Where do you play in Nashville?

• 45:43Speaker 05

  Uh, I've done marathon mostly.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 45:46Speaker 05

  Um, but this was, we had Brooklyn Bowl.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, which was a lot of fun.

• 45:50Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever played, um?

• 45:52Speaker 05

  Exit something?

• 45:53Andrew Santino?

  Ryman, the Ryman.

• 45:55Speaker 05

  I think I.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  The Ryman's like a church.

• 45:58Speaker 05

  Oh, that's the one where, uh, El Kane kinda talked some shit.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she did?

• 46:01Speaker 05

  I think so, yeah.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  What did she say?

• 46:02Speaker 05

  I was trying to hang out, they're like right around my time. I don't know, she said some not religious. I could be totally lying right now, I need to look it up.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  No, but it's at the Ryman, she said some wild shit.

• 46:10Speaker 05

  I believe so, yeah.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's like a historic venue. It was like where Johnny Cash.

• 46:15Speaker 06

  It's where the Grand Ole Opry used to be.

• 46:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly, that's the place. That's the shit that would happen to me is like accidentally say some the wrong shit in that place without.

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you, but let me tell you something. I don't even know you. We just met. But your soul is good. I can tell you're not like a, you're not like an evil cat. You don't have, like, if you said something that you were like, fuck, I didn't mean that, I'd be, I'd believe you. Do you know what I mean?

• 46:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Right back, oh, this, he just said something on accident. There's no, there's no evil in your soul.

• 46:38Speaker 05

  Thank you, man, yeah.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  I can feel right away. I'm like, nah, if you were like, I didn't mean it, I just was, I kind of slipped up. Like, we all slip up.

• 46:44Speaker 05

  Honestly, I, I. I just don't really care about a lot. Like, I don't understand why people hate things.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're not that kind of guy.

• 46:52Speaker 05

  You know, I just, I can't really hate things.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  It's a waste of your time.

• 46:55Speaker 05

  It's really hard to make me mad. My, my friends will tell you, like, I'll, I'll get mad maybe like twice a year. And when I'm like mad, it's over something serious and I get like, I'm a different person.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 47:04Speaker 05

  But it's, it's very rare.

• 47:06Andrew Santino?

  It's, yeah, it's.

• 47:07Speaker 05

  It's really hard, like, I, I don't understand road rage. I don't get, when people have road rage, I make fun of them. I'm like.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  Get over it, man. Yeah, it already happened.

• 47:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, like, you know.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  That, that's, that's like a, it's a mentality and I play a lot of golf. I love golf. Golf has taught me some real patience. And a lot of philosophy of the world because it, you deal with all these problems and it's only you. It's you versus you, which is kind of beautiful. Even if you're playing other people, you're really just playing yourself, truly.

• 47:32Speaker 05

  Like, I have to start playing golf.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  You do, it's the best. But it's a, it's a great mental game. Like, if you, beyond the fact that people can, whatever shit people don't like about golf. The beauty is you kind of just, you have to refocus every time you play a shot. And it's a mental test. If you are, you have the mechanics. It's more about like, how well can this function with this at the same time? And a big thing that I say in golf is when someone has a bad shot, if I'm with a friend who's having a bad day. They hit a bad shot and I'm like, it already happened. It's over. It already happened. Which is kind of the philosophy that we're talking about. It's like, you can't get that mad, dude. It's over. So if you're mad about it, it ended already. The thing you're mad about is over. It's gone.

• 48:12Speaker 05

  Some cost.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so just go on to the next thing. So that, the, the, there was a great book. That I, I would recommend you reading, even if you're like just starting to want to get into golf. But there's this guy, uh, Rattella, that wrote a book called Putting Out of Your Mind and Then Golf is Not a Game of Perfect. And The Golf is Not a Game of Perfect, it's more a philosophy book. It's not, it's golf, but you could just, it's for life. He's saying all these things of like. Life is gonna fuck with you all the time, just like golf. But if you're sitting in it and you're constantly stewing about the thing that already happened. You'll never be able to re-focus for the next thing to be good. It's impossible. And it's, that's life shit. It's the same thing that you were talking about. It's like, you're in traffic, you're fucking pissed off. It's like, it's already happened. It's over. You, it's, you, you literally can't change it. That's how I feel about everything now. Like, when I'm on a flight, it's delayed, or it's late, or sitting on a gate and all that shit, and I'm like, well.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  It's over. I fucking can't get up there. I mean, I would love to. I do want to, I do want to pull on one of those things at some point. What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Look up just for a second. I blanked out.

• 49:11Speaker 05

  If you look up the example of a, there's some really good example of a sunk cost, something to do with like a plane.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I hit you with something, what did I just say right before this, I blanked out on my mind? Of no evil in your, oh, the L King thing, did she say something bad?

• 49:25Speaker 06

  No, she was just drunk and it was for like, I think it was for Dolly Parton and she like fucked up some of the lyrics. And she was hammered and she swore and I guess you're not really supposed to.

• 49:33Speaker 05

  See like.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you're not supposed to swear there, we swear though.

• 49:36Speaker 06

  Bobby was naked.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  We put on a filthy fucking show.

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, see, I don't get why, I was confused about why.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  It's because she's a country music artist and that's country music haven.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  I think people felt it was disrespectful because it was for a tribute specific concert and she was like kinda drunk and forgot the lyrics.

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  I mean, do you think of Dolly Parton, I don't know enough about Dolly Parton, but do you think she would?

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  Care?

• 49:54Speaker 05

  She was there, would she care?

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  I highly doubt it.

• 49:56Speaker 05

  Probably be drunk and have fun.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  She seems like a pretty rad fucking person.

• 49:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  Everything you see of Dolly Parton, you're like, oh, she's the shit.

• 50:00Speaker 05

  Awesome, yeah.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 50:02Speaker 06

  All of it are saying fans, nothing is from Parton directly.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  See, but this is the thing, there is a delicate nature to the country music world that they like things the way they like things and if you like shake the thing up, they get fucking mad. Which is not like that in rock or indie or rap or, like, the audiences are much more malleable in other genres. Country for some reason is like, do it the way we like it or we're gonna get fucking upset at you.

• 50:26Speaker 05

  This is a good time for me to give you this hat, I wasn't just wearing this to wear it, I was leaving my house and I was like, I need to give him a gift of some sort.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this is fucking beautiful.

• 50:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's from the, from the Taclobans Austin.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 50:38Speaker 05

  I have a bunch of cowboy hats now.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  It's probably gonna be too big for my small little head. Oh, but it looks perfect.

• 50:43Speaker 05

  Looks alright, yeah. I was thinking maybe, yeah, we switch out for one.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  God bless, dude.

• 50:48Speaker 01

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• 50:51Andrew Santino?

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• 54:06Speaker 02

  Ginger. I like zingers.

• 54:09Speaker 05

  So I did a experimental country trap album last year.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 54:13Speaker 05

  Serving country.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  Serving country.

• 54:15Speaker 05

  And it was, it was just mainly a thing for falling into, learn a lot of shit because I had never learned how to sing or play instruments. I was a straight SoundCloud rapper.

• 54:26Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 54:26Speaker 05

  But my friends and I, you know, I met Shania Twain. We got really close.

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, hold on. How rad is that?

• 54:32Speaker 05

  It was, oh, it was awesome.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  She's so cool.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  I just met her, honestly, when I met her, I didn't know. I, I was just on my gravy shit. I saw this somewhat older than me woman that was pretty. And I was like, you know, I'm gonna go talk to her. I was at a Grammy party. I didn't know it was Shania Twain because she always changes her hair color.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:47Speaker 05

  So I went up and I started talking to her. We just got along really well. And then I met her husband, who's Swiss. My dad was Swiss. And we bonded over the fact, like, kinda like, I lost my dad. He is like coming into her family and he's like this new dad figure. So we had, we did this really cute bond immediately.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  That's dope.

• 55:07Speaker 05

  And then I went to her house. We made some music together. We actually made like six songs.

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 55:12Speaker 05

  Like the first session we did. We were, we were in Milwaukee at, she flew me out to Milwaukee.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  Love Milwaukee.

• 55:18Speaker 05

  Studio, what's the studio called? We were, we were in there together for like 14 hours. Just, everyone else is like falling asleep. Me and Shania are just locked in, just going crazy. And anyways, I met her. I got close with Hardy and Morgan Wallen and all these guys. You know, this is a really cool industry. It's time that I, you know, learn some other instruments and just try something and see if people can fuck with it.

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  So we ended up getting, having too much fun. I made a whole album. It was gonna be an EP, but I mean, we made a full album.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  That's dope.

• 55:48Speaker 05

  Which, you know, I'm, I love it. I'm proud of it. But it was at the same time where everybody then started, as I'm about to drop it, Beyonce did hers.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  And then everyone else is dropping it. So I kinda just looked like a bandwagon guy, but I... I think I did a really good job of gravy-fying the country shit.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  Like, yeah, you guys gotta, you guys gotta listen to it if you want.

• 56:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm down. It's uh. Gravy-fying the country world.

• 56:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  I mean gravy is a major fixture of kind of southern culture.

• 56:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  So it's your, you fit perfectly.

• 56:17Speaker 05

  So we, we, we were in there, I mean, should I spend a night at Zac Brown's house? We made a song.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 56:22Speaker 05

  Uh, I worked with Shania on, on plenty of records. There's, uh, Brantley Gilbert in there too.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  You hit all the big names.

• 56:31Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I mean, I was just going around and then, uh, I'm actually in there for singing. Singing, playing some instruments and whatnot.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  Would you play, would you learn how to play?

• 56:39Speaker 05

  The guitar.

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:41Speaker 05

  I'm not good. And the harmonica. Basically, I would, my producer, Diamond, Diamond Pistols, we did the whole album together.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:47Speaker 05

  Shout to him. And, uh, he would mostly cut all the final shit, but sometimes that'd be like, I'd be like, let me, let me.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let me, let me.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  Just so I know, you know?

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  The guitar, though, a shout out to anybody that can play any instrument.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  It's so fucking hard.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  Bro, I give so many props and people are always like, I, like, you know, like my wife, I, I got my wife a piano. She's played piano since she was a kid and I bought her a piano for Christmas, cause I was like.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  That's hot.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  She loves, I was like, we've, and we've never, we like always kinda like, we had a keyboard in our first apartment. And, uh, for years she had it and she played it a little bit, but I was like, when we go, go home to her mom's house, she'd play piano. And I was always like, man, I wish I, we had a fucking piano. And then finally this year I was like, we can afford a fucking nice piano.

• 57:31Speaker 05

  You have it in your house?

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I bought it, yeah.

• 57:33Speaker 05

  There ever times when you're like, you're trying to sleep and someone's playing it?

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 57:37Speaker 05

  It emanates through the whole house.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  No, but it is loud as fuck.

• 57:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, there's no, it's not quiet at all. But I was like, I'm gonna buy her the piano. And now when she plays it, even when she fucks up, I'm like a, I'm like a kid, like I'll watch her and be like, that's amazing. And she's like, this isn't even that good. I'm like, that doesn't matter. I can't play, I can't play any instruments. So to me, when anybody fu- even fucks around on guitar, I'm like, oh dude!

• 57:59Speaker 05

  Dude, no, it's really.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  It always impresses me, cause people are like.

• 58:01Speaker 05

  The amount of hours that someone has to put in to be even decent at any of those.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  That's my point, that's what I'm saying. It's, people don't give it enough credit when someone's like, he's okay. It's like, yeah dude, it's a, that's how I feel about anything. Making music, doing standup is like. When you see a final product and you're like, oh, that's great. And you're like, it is great. It's also impressive how much time people put into that shit. If you only fucking knew, it's insane. It's like a, it's, you know, not trying to suck our own dicks.

• 58:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean dude.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  But it's crazy how much time, like, look what you put in with Shania, like, look what you put into these things. You do want people to feel that a little bit. Like, dude, I really busted my ass. So when people do say anything negative or positive, you're like, just no, I fucking, this is my, this is like, oh, this is like the thing I love the most.

• 58:44Speaker 05

  I, I had the most fun making that project and, and I wanted to see if my fans would like go along with it. And, and a lot of them, I mean, most of them did. I, I did a whole tour. The Southern Country Tour, or Grits and Gravy is what we called it. And I brought a band, a whole band, and we would do, you know, I'd do all my like normal rap hits.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 59:00Speaker 05

  And then go offstage and dress into like a full Nudie Cohen, uh, suit. And, and wear a cowboy hat and come back out with a band. We do the country music and then we would do like covers of my normal songs with instruments and stuff. It was awesome.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  We'd like put a country spin on the cover of your.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, a little bit. We did country spin. Mostly it was just, I played the normal trap shit and they just add a little extra.

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  But the fans loved it. It worked.

• 59:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, they loved it. And it was, it was cool to see that, you know, I gained like, I gained a lot of new fans where I wasn't used to having meet and greets where, you know, three fourths of the meet and greet are like women that are older than me. Rather than it being like high school kids.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 59:38Speaker 05

  And the, the crowds are more chill. They're all just drinking, having a good time. And it felt like I was at like a different person's show.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 59:43Speaker 05

  So that, that was awesome. And, you know, it's, it's cool now that I'm just going back to rap.

• 59:51Speaker 05

  People are like, you know, like, yeah, you did it.

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that is dope. Yeah.

• 59:55Speaker 05

  It feels good. Do you, does that feel right on you? Cause you don't have to wear it.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 59:58Speaker 05

  You don't have to, but.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you something. It makes me feel stoic.

• 1:00:01Speaker 05

  Good.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  I feel like I wanna, I feel, I really, I don't smoke anymore, but I kinda feel like I wanna smoke.

• 1:00:05Speaker 05

  Smoke a dart inside.

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, big time dude. It just feels like it's, I'm supposed to do something like that.

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  Once you start wearing them, it's addictive.

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  I've never had a cowboy hat and I'm a hundred percent gonna wear this more often now for some reason. I'm in dude, I got sold on it.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  It was between that and the black one, I think that's, that's.

• 1:00:22Andrew Santino?

  No, white, white on white makes sense. I pop a little bit, you know what I mean? I need this, you know, you're, you're, you're white, the blonde, the blonde pops.

• 1:00:29Speaker 05

  I am white.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're very white dude.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  We're similar level of white.

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're similar tone.

• 1:00:34Speaker 05

  What's your, what's your, Irish obviously?

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Irish and Italian, my dad Sicilian side and although it is funny, I see all this shit on the internet that makes me mad when someone's like, why are these Americans saying that they're Italian or Irish or it's like, you're American, they hate this. The fucking, like Europeans can't stand it.

• 1:00:51Speaker 05

  I feel like that's just Irish people. I think I might just be Irish.

• 1:00:54Andrew Santino?

  No, it's like Italians, you say that, you'll go to, you know, if you say to an Italian ever, oh yeah, my, my dad's family's Italian, like, you're American.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they always step on that. You know what I'm talking about, that bothers people, it's fucking annoying.

• 1:01:07Speaker 05

  See, I'm, I feel more legit because my dad's actually born and raised in Switzerland, so I'm like.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you are legit.

• 1:01:12Speaker 05

  Swiss, Swiss, I'm a Swiss citizen and have a passport and everything.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  But you were born here, right?

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  I was born here, yeah.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  So your dad moved to Minneapolis?

• 1:01:18Speaker 05

  Moved to a bunch of different places. He was a professor at Dartmouth first.

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  Fuck dude.

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  My dad came up, like small village in Switzerland, they're, they're pretty poor. I have gone there, uh, visited all, I mean, all of his siblings have died in accidents, it's crazy. Very interesting.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:01:36Speaker 05

  Background, yeah.

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  What are we talking, like car crashes?

• 1:01:38Speaker 05

  Like car crash, um, bike accident, like.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Motorcycle bike?

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  Just bicycle.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  No bicycle?

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  Head damage like that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:48Speaker 05

  The craziest, saddest one is that there's, there was his older sister, she was about sixty, I think, and her husband was a rock climber. He fell rock climbing when he's like sixty as well. And he's in a, you know, almost death condition.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  Vegetative state.

• 1:02:05Speaker 05

  At the hospital. And she's so scared driving there that she crashes her car and they both died at the same time.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  What dude?

• 1:02:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Did you have a song about that?

• 1:02:16Speaker 05

  To me, it's almost like, you know, it's tragic, but it's kind of romantic, you know, it's kind of.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of like when you hear about an old person, like one of them dies and then the other one dies a week later from like broken heart syndrome or whatever.

• 1:02:27Speaker 05

  They're just like, fuck it, like.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of rad.

• 1:02:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, you know, I think once you've gotten to, I don't know, this could be to be me, but like after you reach a certain age, like I'd, I'd be. I wouldn't be mad if I die.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  What's your age? What's that? What is that? What's the cresting?

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  I mean, I I would love to live longer, but I I feel like I'm lucky enough to have done the things I wanted to like I could die happy now.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  Right now?

• 1:02:47Speaker 05

  I think so.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  But it would be awesome to have a kid and a family.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  And do that thing.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think the goal is like at least, you know, sixty, but like I wouldn't.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  I promise you're gonna make it to sixty.

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  I think I think I will.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, I'll bet my bank account.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, also, technology is only getting better for health longevity.

• 1:03:07Speaker 05

  Mm hmm.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  And you're still young where you're gonna see the technology get better and better. I'm forty one.

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  We're not that far apart.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  I well, dude, forty one, I'm. Something about forty does something to your bones. You changed.

• 1:03:19Speaker 05

  They made they made that movie, brother. This is forty. That's.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  It's all in it's all in your head, bro.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true, bro. Wasn't that movie about people needing to grow up?

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that like the core of that film? Was like.

• 1:03:31Speaker 05

  I think it was just I think it was just about I thought I thought you were bringing up a different movie. Uh, I think it's just about.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  This is forty is like.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  It's like, oh, this sucks.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.

• 1:03:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, but I mean, shit.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  It all gets harder. No, you know what it is? It's just like you see more at my age now, I see more. Um. You see more lives solidified or shattered, right? Like you see more people growing their family into like children, having a lot of kids. You see people that have gone through tragic divorces or death and stuff. So you really see it's more polar when you get to my age. You know, not like I'm an old wise man. I'm just saying like something about in the age of around the forty is when it started happening. I see a lot of friends with like. Multiple kids and they had to move and somebody died, you know, unfortunately, or they got a tragic divorce and.

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  Mm hmm.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  Lives are shattered or they're grown and I think it happens around forty in a way that.

• 1:04:21Speaker 05

  I think, I mean, I'm approaching thirty and I think I, you know.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  You're you're seeing a start, huh?

• 1:04:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, every year.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  You're seeing probably more of your friends getting married and shit, too.

• 1:04:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  Thirty's like, oh, your boys are getting married.

• 1:04:31Speaker 05

  In the Midwest, a lot of people are getting married.

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  Out here, it's like, you know, I mean, friends getting overdosed and shit like.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  That's fact.

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  It's dark, but you know.

• 1:04:38Andrew Santino?

  Unfortunate fact.

• 1:04:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's crazy to see every year, you know, a lot of changes.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  Something bad happens. Will you stay on the straight? No, you're good. And now you're working on a new album, right?

• 1:04:47Speaker 05

  Mm hmm.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  And then are you on tour or no?

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  It's a good transition.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I had to.

• 1:04:50Speaker 05

  Uh, I am taking some time off from touring, man. I I toured. Pretty much since I started rapping, I don't think I, besides like a year during covid, I I've been pretty much nonstop touring.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  Jam.

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  You know, max three weeks off uh since twenty eighteen.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Besides that one year and uh I'm finally chilling, you know, it it I bought a house about a year and a half ago.

• 1:05:17Andrew Santino?

  Congrats.

• 1:05:18Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  Cheers, that's great.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  And I live with like two of my best friends and we have a dog.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's what kind of dog?

• 1:05:26Speaker 05

  He is German shepherd, Aussie shepherd mix with little rottweiler. His name's Hendrix.

• 1:05:33Andrew Santino?

  Hendrix?

• 1:05:34Speaker 05

  We found him in a dumpster and he's a cute ass puppy.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  Here in LA?

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  Here in LA.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  In a fucking dumpster?

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  I I didn't find him, I was on a flight, but my my roommate did and yeah, he's a cutie.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Who the fuck is putting dogs in dumpsters?

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  I was dark, bro, I mean, that is the cutest little dog.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  We just talked about that at lunch, people that like hurt dogs. I said some weird dark shit.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  Tattooed dogs and shit is fucked up.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  I I said I think people that hurt dogs, like if you hurt, Bobby asked me if somebody hurt, killed my dog. It's like, would you, would you kill them? I said, no, I would keep them hostage and torture them for a long time.

• 1:06:07Speaker 05

  Somebody killed my mom, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  I would do it for anybody.

• 1:06:10Speaker 05

  It depends on how they, how they killed my dog. It was an accident, you know?

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm still gonna fucking kill you. Yeah, yeah, you kill my dog, I'm gonna kill you. Dude, isn't that John Wick's whole story?

• 1:06:19Speaker 05

  I think they killed his dog on purpose though.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they did, they did. You never know what people's motives are, dude.

• 1:06:24Speaker 06

  We also found this out. Guess how many sharks are killed every year for human consumption?

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  This is crazy. You won't even believe this, dude.

• 1:06:30Speaker 06

  How many sharks every year are killed so we can eat them?

• 1:06:34Speaker 05

  Who eats sharks? Just like?

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  Shark fin soup is really popular. Well, Asia too. Asia eats the most wild shit.

• 1:06:41Speaker 06

  They eat everything.

• 1:06:42Andrew Santino?

  What was the dog number? The amount of dogs consumed? Ten, it was?

• 1:06:45Speaker 06

  I think it was like thirty million.

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  Thirty million dogs?

• 1:06:47Speaker 05

  What the? I thought you said thirty thousand.

• 1:06:49Andrew Santino?

  Thirty million?

• 1:06:49Speaker 05

  Thirty million dogs are eaten?

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  My dude, China has a billion people.

• 1:06:53Speaker 05

  How many dogs are pets out there?

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, Google that.

• 1:06:57Speaker 05

  You know that Japan just became one of the first countries ever to have more cats than dogs as pets?

• 1:07:02Andrew Santino?

  I saw that somewhere. I thought that was bullshit, but I was like, I guess.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  I believe it. They all fucking love. Have you been to Japan?

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's the best.

• 1:07:07Speaker 05

  They fucking love cats.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I love Japan.

• 1:07:09Speaker 06

  More than half the people in Asia own dogs, fifty-nine percent, and that's like a billion people.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  A billion people.

• 1:07:14Speaker 06

  That's like five hundred million.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Also, you're talking about, you're, you're talking only one portion of Asia. India is Asia and India is another billion people. China's a billion, India's a billion. You're talking about, yeah.

• 1:07:23Speaker 05

  India's been getting kind of a bad rap lately.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  The internet has done this.

• 1:07:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cuz the street food videos.

• 1:07:28Speaker 05

  There's that.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  But I gotta tell you, those street food videos, they fucking yuck me out of my mind, dude. They got cutting open bags with their toenails.

• 1:07:34Speaker 05

  The poop fight?

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, the poop fights, bananas.

• 1:07:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  We do need to start that here in the States. We do need a poop fight.

• 1:07:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, we, we need to start doing shit to make our, like, our reputation was the worst for a while. We, we need to get back on that.

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get back to where we belong. Yeah, India gets a real bad rap. Do you have your bin?

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  Uh-uh. I would like to go, but I would like to go, but probably specific parts.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  You can miss me with India. I'm not gonna, you're never gonna see me there, dude. No, I'm good, dude. I don't want dysentery. Every time you hear a story, it's like, somebody goes there, everyone I know has gone there, it's like wildly sick for a while. They're like, that's a part of it, dude. You're back, the bacteria, you just don't, you're not used to it.

• 1:08:09Speaker 05

  I feel like there's, there's so many Indians that have, you know, made their lives in the US that are fucking cool as hell.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  They're killing it.

• 1:08:18Speaker 05

  And it's like, I think they're genetically just, they have a, you know, and culturally, they have this awesome, you know, background or some, they're, they're cool ass people.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:30Speaker 05

  But the country's kind of rough.

• 1:08:32Andrew Santino?

  Country's tough.

• 1:08:32Speaker 05

  The Indians you meet here are fucking awesome.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, talk about a survivor mentality, right? People that move here, the Indian people that have immigrated here, I mean, they'd fucking worked their ass off. So their achieving is through the roof cuz there, there is no like, show up, be lazy. That's, that's like a fake, you know what I mean? Like,

• 1:08:50Speaker 05

  They're so.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  Anybody that immigrated to this fucking country is most likely not gonna be fucking lazy cuz they ballsed out to even get here in the first place.

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:57Andrew Santino?

  Indians especially, dude, cuz they pride themselves on education and my neighbors, and when we moved to the suburbs, my neighbor's Indian, great fucking people. And they're all. Gangsters, like all super successful, smart. You know what I mean? Just like hardworking, cool, good people. They have a lot of good core values, and I think they instill that here. The problem, I think, if you're gonna go backwards with why India has some trouble is because it's an extremely overpopulated place, so it's riddled with poverty. Yeah, so you have too many people, they can't, no one can help. It's too hard. There's not enough jobs, not enough work, not enough, government can't help that at all. So it's, then you're in the fucking street.

• 1:09:32Speaker 05

  It's one of those things, I think, where the, the nice cities are just completely separate.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, totally. Oh, a hundred percent. Well, we do that here, which is not as polarizing.

• 1:09:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, but have you been to like, Dominican Republic is what I think of. Have you been there?

• 1:09:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:46Speaker 05

  You know where like you're in the city and everything's super bougie and then you go one block over and it's like shit?

• 1:09:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's bad.

• 1:09:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:53Andrew Santino?

  Did that, but I think that's-

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  It's hard to find that in the US, it's not that bad.

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  It's not that bad, no. Ours is never that, that bad. It's less polarizing, but it is, it is, it does happen in a way here. I'll tell you where that was wild, was we're in, we're in Sicily. And, uh-

• 1:10:06Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:10:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes, Sicily was amazing, and then when you drove kinda out of the town square, you were like, there's a little sketch, dude.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  It got, it got bad like fast.

• 1:10:15Speaker 05

  Like Italians and like French people are kinda just, they're connivee.

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  They're grimy gangsters, dude, yeah. They're grimy gangsters.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  Like, it'll be something little, like they'll, like, I feel like theft and all that shit over there is, is pretty-

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  Pretty popular.

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, yeah.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  They're not gonna kill you, but they're gonna-

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  No, no, they don't need to kill you, dude.

• 1:10:33Speaker 05

  They're gonna fucking touch ya and take your-

• 1:10:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they steal your shit, yeah. They'll fondle you and take your shit.

• 1:10:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  You get assaulted by an Italian guy and then robbed at the same time.

• 1:10:41Speaker 05

  And they, they, have you seen them spit game? Like, like when a dude from Spain or Italy or something is trying to spit game in the US? Like, they have creepy game.

• 1:10:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, they're creepy, dude, yeah.

• 1:10:51Speaker 05

  They're always like over, overly, you know, touchy.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  Because it's culturally, that's like how, that's, that's like chill over there. It's very, it's too much. Yeah, they say wild shit. They'll say shit in front of your face to like your wife or girlfriend, and you're like, what, dude? What is that about?

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, like shit.

• 1:11:07Andrew Santino?

  It's weird. Good people, weird people. Wait, hold on, hold on. How many sharks are killed every year? For human consumption. This is gonna fucking blow your mind.

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, because I mean, you said thirty million fucking dogs, that was-

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:18Speaker 05

  One million sharks.

• 1:11:20Andrew Santino?

  One hundred million sharks. A hundred?

• 1:11:23Speaker 05

  A hundred million. I don't know, I don't know if they have that many at all.

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  Ever. It's crazy.

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that a tru- let's sit with that, that is crazy.

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  It's like the-

• 1:11:31Andrew Santino?

  Every year.

• 1:11:33Speaker 06

  I thought the video that Bobby was watching was fake.

• 1:11:35Andrew Santino?

  Me too.

• 1:11:35Speaker 06

  I was convinced it was all.

• 1:11:36Speaker 05

  Hundred million.

• 1:11:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, cuz it was like.

• 1:11:37Speaker 06

  We looked it up, they're all.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  It was like forty million pigeons or something. I was like, what?

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  So that's like, I mean, what, three hundred something million people.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  Three hundred like sixty five, three hundred sixty thousand million, yeah.

• 1:11:48Speaker 05

  One in three people gets a shark here.

• 1:11:50Andrew Santino?

  Or get, well, on a scale of that, yeah.

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  It's a lot of.

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  That shit's dark. That, that, when you read that, then you get creeped out. You're like, whoa, dude. How many chicken? What, it was like four bill, it was four billion chicken?

• 1:12:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, we were getting up in the billions for chickens and other birds.

• 1:12:07Speaker 05

  All that shit's sad, man.

• 1:12:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:10Andrew Santino?

  It is wild.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  It's, we can't change it, so.

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna.

• 1:12:14Speaker 05

  So, you know.

• 1:12:15Andrew Santino?

  I gotta keep on keeping on.

• 1:12:16Speaker 05

  A nice rotisserie chicken, yeah. I can't change what people are doing to them, so.

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  Uh, no, just eat them. Just move on, we're fine. Yeah.

• 1:12:24Speaker 05

  Can't go to, it's better than having it go to waste, you know?

• 1:12:27Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 1:12:28Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:12:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, we made too many of them, now we gotta eat them all. It's like, at this point, you, what are you gonna do? They're overpopulated. What would you do? If everybody went vegetarian, think of how crazy that would be. What are you gonna do with all these animals? They're gonna overpopulate.

• 1:12:42Speaker 05

  Well, they'd probably stop making them.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  Even still, though, they're already in a huge population. Cuz they've made too many to stop. Do you know what I'm saying?

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  I start, I start like a little, you know, like chicken run? I start like I'm a little military, you know?

• 1:12:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, I get some mercenary chickens and fucking do something. Act up.

• 1:12:57Andrew Santino?

  Just put them on a boat, ship them out to India, dude. They'll, they'll, they'll accept a cow. They won't fuck with a cow. Cow's their dog.

• 1:13:05Speaker 05

  The cow is their dog.

• 1:13:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the way that we treat dogs, they treat cows. Cows are sacred. For Hindus. For Hindus, right, specifically?

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:13:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the cows, they don't, the cow's sacred, you can't fuck with the cow. Cuz they're brilliant. They say they're really, they're really smart. And we shouldn't fuck with them.

• 1:13:20Speaker 05

  I think Indians have some of the best food. They get bad, you know, the videos.

• 1:13:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, cuz usually the street food is not good. But like, Indian food from a restaurant?

• 1:13:27Speaker 05

  Have you been to like an Indian party?

• 1:13:30Andrew Santino?

  Like a wedding?

• 1:13:30Speaker 05

  Like, anything, anything like that, yeah.

• 1:13:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they ride in a horse and shit?

• 1:13:34Speaker 05

  I remember going to like grad parties, cuz in Rochester, where I grew up, is the man, the man clinic.

• 1:13:38Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Rochester, baby!

• 1:13:40Speaker 05

  Shout out to Rochester, huge hospital, and, um, you know, it's the smartest, best doctors work there.

• 1:13:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  So, a lot of Indians. And.

• 1:13:48Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  I was going to. You know grad parties and stuff where the white people grad parties, you know, they have pulled pork. It starts at four P M. Ends at eight P M.

• 1:13:58Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  You know, maybe you'll sneak a beer. The Indian ones, they start at midnight. You go in there, everyone takes their shoes off. And they have hard liquor and it's like dads dancing with high schoolers like turn the fuck up.

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, ballin'.

• 1:14:11Speaker 05

  Doing bunga dances, like spinning around and shit. That was insane. I was like, dude, y'all are so much cooler than us.

• 1:14:17Andrew Santino?

  Indians know how to party like crazy. If you've ever seen an Indian wedding, it's insane. Hours and hours and it's so opulent, food and alcohol and it's it's all pomp and circumstance. Like it's all a show. Everything's like a big show.

• 1:14:30Speaker 05

  You wanna see, you should look this up later. Beautiful, beautiful video, music video and song. It's Petercat Recording Company.

• 1:14:37Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:14:38Speaker 05

  They're based out of Mumbai, I think. They have a song called Floated By.

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  Floated By, mark that down.

• 1:14:43Speaker 05

  And the music video is an Indian wedding and it is fucking amazing song, beautiful video. It's like one of my favorites.

• 1:14:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:14:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, it'll it'll you should throw it in there somewhere with the link and they'll change some people's minds.

• 1:14:53Andrew Santino?

  All right, we'll do that. We'll put it in the put in the description down below so we can watch it. We'll watch that. I just wanna see the image of it. Oh, yeah, I'm already fucking with it.

• 1:15:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Can you get a little volume on there or no? Is it gonna fuck with us?

• 1:15:04Andrew Santino?

  We'll get copyright as usual. YouTube dude, sharks, Google fucking stinks. They've they've made it everything so.

• 1:15:15Andrew Santino?

  Whatever, I get it. It's like everything else now.

• 1:15:17Speaker 05

  Interesting and like I was on a live stream the other day. This guy Ludwig, gamer dude, really cool guy. Um, a lot of people were watching and we were playing Guitar Hero, a rock band. And I watched the stream back and it's like you can get like twenty seconds of a song and then there's just silence and it's like it kills the purpose of the whole thing.

• 1:15:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we get clipped. We usually get clipped a lot. We fucked around. We goofed up. We would put in music of people that we like if I was you. Unless I. There's a way to do it now. We did it once. There's a rapper named Caitlyn, I don't know if you know her, playing Jane. Do you know that girl?

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  Wait, is she like? A swaggy? Somebody was talking about her today.

• 1:15:57Andrew Santino?

  Swaggy white chick, yeah.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  Swaggy white chick that, kinda, yeah.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  She's good, though. See, I like her. We had her on the show. We played some of her music, but she somehow had to license, let us license it. It was weird. YouTube, like, let it happen.

• 1:16:09Speaker 05

  My, my older, all my, like, personal catalog, so I, I'm free off the label now.

• 1:16:15Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 1:16:15Speaker 05

  I was trying to get off it for five fucking years. And I'm now a free agent. And everything I dropped before signing, also, I own, so. If you wanna put my music in here, I'm pretty sure that we could get any of those. And then my OG shit is lit.

• 1:16:28Andrew Santino?

  What's, what's the label?

• 1:16:30Speaker 05

  Uh, I was on Republic. And then-

• 1:16:32Andrew Santino?

  Now you're Free Bird.

• 1:16:33Speaker 05

  Imperial and I'm me.

• 1:16:34Andrew Santino?

  And you'll never do a label again?

• 1:16:36Speaker 05

  Uh, we'll see. I've had meetings, but, you know, I'm not gonna give away my whole-

• 1:16:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:41Speaker 05

  My whole thing.

• 1:16:42Andrew Santino?

  That's what they do. They take you.

• 1:16:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:43Andrew Santino?

  Take you for a ride.

• 1:16:44Speaker 05

  I had so much fun at first when I could, you know, I was on, I used TuneCore, which was one of the distribution things. There's also, uh, I don't even know what the other ones are, but STEM is the other good one. And you could just drop music whenever you wanted. I dropped music on Christmas Day. I dropped music, you know, breaking all the rules and now apparently are fucked up, but I'm one of the few artists that gets more streams on Christmas Day than anybody else.

• 1:17:09Andrew Santino?

  Why is that?

• 1:17:10Speaker 05

  Every artist goes down on Christmas Day because they're all listening to Mariah Carey and Bing Crosby.

• 1:17:14Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  And me.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  And the gravy goes up.

• 1:17:16Speaker 05

  And me.

• 1:17:17Andrew Santino?

  And the gravy goes up, dude.

• 1:17:18Speaker 05

  I got like a notification about that, like, yeah.

• 1:17:21Andrew Santino?

  That's dope.

• 1:17:22Speaker 05

  One of like ten, yeah.

• 1:17:23Andrew Santino?

  With Mariah Carey.

• 1:17:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:25Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:17:26Speaker 05

  I put out some Christmas jams and I've dropped projects right around then, yeah.

• 1:17:29Andrew Santino?

  Well-

• 1:17:30Speaker 05

  Don't be scared to do, you know, where you're not supposed to.

• 1:17:32Andrew Santino?

  Do your own shit.

• 1:17:33Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:17:34Andrew Santino?

  Don't be scared to do your own shit. Um, I appreciate you, dude. It's wonderful to meet you. I wanna say thank you, uh, to the fans listening. Uh, enjoy the catalog. Listen to this, watch this music video that we've got. Um, and, uh, excited to see what you put out. That'll be cool, taking some time off and doing your thing. Um, we end the show the same way. You look into that camera right there, you say one word or one phrase to end the episode. Some people do a word, some people do a word, a phrase of wisdom. Something you wanna leave the crowd with into the camera whenever you're ready.

• 1:18:09Speaker 05

  It's kinda sick. It's cute. That's where we're ending right now. Alright, let me kill this.

• 1:18:13Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:14Speaker 05

  Before we go, do you have any friends in Mexico City?

• 1:18:17Andrew Santino?

  In Mexico City?

• 1:18:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:18Andrew Santino?

  No, but I'm about to go there in a couple of months.

• 1:18:19Speaker 05

  I'm going there really soon.

• 1:18:21Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:18:21Speaker 05

  I actually, I met a, I think we can keep going yet. I met a girl at a party who's a big Mexican uh, reggaeton singer. And we made a song together, and I'm going out there in like two weeks.

• 1:18:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, two weeks. I'm out there way after that.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:34Andrew Santino?

  I go in a couple, in like a month or two or something.

• 1:18:36Speaker 05

  But I'm like entering that world now, which I love. I love the, the credos music.

• 1:18:40Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to Mexico City before?

• 1:18:41Speaker 05

  I've only been to Tulum.

• 1:18:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay. That's the only place in Mexico you've been?

• 1:18:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:45Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit.

• 1:18:46Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:18:46Andrew Santino?

  You never went to Cabo or any of that shit?

• 1:18:47Speaker 05

  No. No, I don't know. I haven't.

• 1:18:49Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go to Cabo at least once, man. That's fun. It's an easy flight. You're in LA.

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  So I'm going to Mexico City for like five days.

• 1:18:55Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, you're gonna have fun.

• 1:18:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're gonna have so much fun.

• 1:18:58Speaker 05

  I'm working on my Duolingo and everything.

• 1:18:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. Ripping on the Duolingo. Okay, so one word or one phrase?

• 1:19:06Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:19:07Andrew Santino?

  Something powerful, poignant, something that means something to you, or some people just make a fart noise. I mean, whatever. It's been a, it's been the, uh, it's ran the gambit.

• 1:19:16Speaker 05

  Hmm. You're good in the hat, by the way.

• 1:19:19Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, bro. Well, thank you for the hat. I really appreciate this. This is great.

• 1:19:23Speaker 05

  I just say something to everybody. Um...

• 1:19:29Speaker 05

  Stop giving a fuck.

• 1:19:32Speaker 05

  Stop being pissed off at things. Shit happens. It's a sunk cost. What was the other term? What was the other thing you said?

• 1:19:39Andrew Santino?

  Sunk cost. I like that. It's sunk cost.

• 1:19:41Speaker 05

  If you bought something and it doesn't work shit, you can't, it's gone. Sunk cost.

• 1:19:45Andrew Santino?

  Sunk cost.

• 1:19:45Speaker 05

  Someone pisses you off.

• 1:19:48Andrew Santino?

  Sunk cost. You should name your album Sunk Cost.

• 1:19:50Speaker 05

  Sunk Cost, yeah.

• 1:19:51Andrew Santino?

  Sunk Cost!

• 1:19:52Speaker 05

  Sunk Cost, baby.