The Fake Teen Doctor with Carl Tart (Fraud Friday)

Carl Tart (SNL, Grand Crew) joins the Con-gregation to talk all about Malachi Love-Robinson aka Dr. Love, the Florida teen who pretended to be a doctor. Stay schemin'! (Originally Released 03/09/2020) Laci’s book is out now! Order “Scam Goddess: Lessons from a Life of Cons, Grifts and Schemes" here: https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/laci-mosley/scam-goddess/9780762484652/?lens=running-press Follow on Instagram: Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspod https://www.instagram.com/scamgoddesspod/ Laci Mosley: @divalaci https://www.instagram.com/divalaci/ Carl Tart: @dammitcarl https://www.instagram.com/dammitcarl/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  911, what's your emergency?

• 0:04Speaker 00

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• 0:08Speaker 01

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• 0:13Speaker 02

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• 0:14Speaker 01

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• 0:17Speaker 02

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• 0:24Speaker 01

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• 1:31Laci Mosley?

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• 2:26Laci Mosley?

  What's poppin', congregation? It's your girl, Lacey Mosley, aka Scam Goddess. Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release older episodes from the Scam Goddess vault. That's right, Fraud Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes from behind the paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall and as always, stay schemin'. (Singing) Scams, cons, robbery, and fraud. Scams, cons, robbery, and fraud. Scam Goddess! What's poppin', congregation?

• 3:10Laci Mosley?

  It's your girl, Lacey Mosley, back for another installment of Scam Goddess. I always am super excited about the guest, so I know that y'all are very annoyed with me saying that, but this is a big get, this man is very funny. You've seen him on The Good Place, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, he's a writer for the show as well. The illustrious, the incomparable, Mr. Carl Turner.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you, Lacey, thank you for having me.

• 3:35Laci Mosley?

  Of course, thank you for being here on a Sunday, honey.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  I miss church for this.

• 3:40Laci Mosley?

  Don't, nah, don't put that on me.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  I miss church, and the preacher said-

• 3:43Laci Mosley?

  Sir, it is 12:20, you could've made the 9 a.m.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  Uh, I, I, I was like, they was like, "You gotta prepare." That's what the preacher said.

• 3:51Laci Mosley?

  Prepare.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Prepare for your podcast.

• 3:53Laci Mosley?

  Oh, that is not what happened. You didn't have to prepare for this at all.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  I miss church, I miss the mosque, you know I'm Nation of Islam.

• 4:00Laci Mosley?

  You dipping in everything? I mean, that's, organized religion is a scam, but I do believe in higher powers because I'm not trying to get up there and get played.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  I grew up Nation of Islam.

• 4:10Laci Mosley?

  Really?

• 4:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:11Laci Mosley?

  Wow, is that Louis Farrakhan's? Ooh.

• 4:13Speaker 01

  Elijah Muhammad, yeah.

• 4:14Laci Mosley?

  Did you ever meet Louis Farrakhan?

• 4:16Speaker 01

  I didn't meet him face to face, but he would, he would like speak.

• 4:19Laci Mosley?

  He would pull up?

• 4:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:20Laci Mosley?

  Oh, okay, that's, that's history.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  I mean, LA is mostly like ex-gangbangers and-

• 4:24Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, but you know, ex-gangbangers need religion too, cuz-

• 4:27Speaker 01

  I think, I think people like that needed more than anybody else.

• 4:31Laci Mosley?

  Because they've probably been doing some like, you know, murders.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, we, we can talk about religion for ourselves and how we don't want to be a part of it, but I think sometimes it, it helps people.

• 4:43Laci Mosley?

  It does, I mean, look, the life is bleak and nobody knows what happens after we die.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  What I'm saying is, everybody start worshiping the devil.

• 4:51Laci Mosley?

  Technically, that is a religion.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  It is.

• 4:53Laci Mosley?

  Beelzebub is out here and he also would like your praise. Uh, I only praise him in the club on weekends.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's the place to do it.

• 5:01Laci Mosley?

  But I don't bring him to my daily life.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  That's how you get free drinks in the club.

• 5:04Laci Mosley?

  Exactly, it's worshiping Beelzebub. Uh, so, we're gonna go ahead and get into it. Our first segment is what's hot in fraud. So this is where we either talk about something that's popping off in fraud right now, uh, or to warn you about some schemes, unless they're my own and then you have to join them, or sometimes we take your letters and today we're gonna take a letter. And I'mma call this guy,

• 5:29Laci Mosley?

  uh, Leroy Jenkins.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Leroy Jenkins, oh come on, we can give him a better name.

• 5:35Laci Mosley?

  What's his name?

• 5:36Speaker 01

  Let's call him, uh, Federico Alocart.

• 5:41Laci Mosley?

  Federico Alocart, I like that. Uh, so Federico says, "My friend has moved on and I'm changing the name of the trade. However, all of this happened." He got, I love that y'all calling here just, uh, snitching on y'all's friends. That's truly my favorite. Uh, but he was doing it right, like, he's not giving me too much information. So he said he got a job at a company, his friend, in a field that involves home repair, often run by people who rely on homeowner's ignorance. Inevitably, he would come across someone who could not pay, yet truly was in need and deserved the service. A solution appeared. Turn off the GPS tracked by the company van, get the parts cheap at a wholesale warehouse, fix the problem for whatever they could afford, pocket the cash, and everybody wins. Unfortunately, the GPS unit had a battery

• 6:25Laci Mosley?

  and some petty person snitched and they recorded all of his movements, going to the house, to the store, and back. And they threatened my man with embezzlement charges. But he, like a true scammer, talked his way out. He now pays for healthcare for his employees and my tab every time we go out. Praise to a king, y'all. Thank you, Federico. So, this guy basically is saying that his homeboy was doing, which was one of my favorite scams and trades back in the day, like, if you get a repair person to come over and you can't afford it, they'd be like, "Okay, well, how much you got?"

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:59Laci Mosley?

  Uh, he was basically just giving people the hookup.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Oh, that's not bad, but he working for another company though.

• 7:04Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, so he come in, he getting the dispatches from the company and then coming out and making his own cut.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Well, are the products, the same quality of products that the company would use?

• 7:13Laci Mosley?

  I mean, he's getting them wholesale, so who knows? These products could be coming from some, like, let's say this is like he fixes refrigerators or something. For all we know, he going down to the junkyard and getting the piece out the junkyard.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  If it works, listen, everything is the same. Nothing is different. Let everybody know that, let the record show, nothing is different, okay? Every piece of, of machinery-

• 7:37Laci Mosley?

  I don't know about that.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Listen.

• 7:38Laci Mosley?

  I don't know about that.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  You can go, you can go get the same, listen, my, my refrigerator is Louis Vuitton.

• 7:44Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  It's the same as Frigidaire.

• 7:48Laci Mosley?

  I don't know about that. I feel like some fridges are nicer, some, some cars are nicer, obviously, some phones are nicer.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  The same engine inside of a Toyota is the same inside of my Louis Vuitton Toyota.

• 8:01Laci Mosley?

  I love that LNVH has just now started making cars and shit.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:04Laci Mosley?

  Um, well, I, I like, this kind of reminds me of like the bootleg cable guy. Like, you know how you call the cable guy out and then they be like, "Oh, I can't afford the cable", and they be like, "I'll run it through the back"? I have a cousin who used to do that.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, the black box game was, we had that, first time I ever saw porn.

• 8:19Laci Mosley?

  What, on the Playboy channel?

• 8:20Speaker 01

  It was the Hot Network at the time.

• 8:22Laci Mosley?

  The Hot Network?

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you my age, uh-

• 8:26Laci Mosley?

  That is misleading.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Late twenties to early thirties.

• 8:28Laci Mosley?

  I feel like I would turn on the Hot Network not expecting to see people having, have a sex.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  Oh, no, I did, I, I, I mean, I didn't know what it was at the time. It was, it was when Austin Powers was out. It was the second Austin Powers, I believe. Or it might have been the first one. Austin Powers, international man of mystery. I was eight years old, I think, or seven. And, so too young to be seeing porno. But, uh, I was watching it all day on pay-per-view.

• 8:52Laci Mosley?

  Oh, lord, was it the kosher porn, all day? Calling you to serve in porn and just watched it all day?

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:59Laci Mosley?

  I have a similar, so, but wait, was it-

• 9:01Speaker 01

  I watched Austin Powers all day.

• 9:01Laci Mosley?

  Oh, Austin Powers all day?

• 9:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was watching, because it kept, you know, on pay-per-view, it comes on and on and on. And we didn't, of course, pay per view.

• 9:09Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  It was free per view.

• 9:10Laci Mosley?

  It was free per view, and so we took all the views.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:13Laci Mosley?

  My question is, is like, okay, was it like real, like sex? Or was it like, you know, the porns that come on like HBO Max?

• 9:18Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, this is pay-per-view, this is hardcore pornography.

• 9:21Laci Mosley?

  Oh, they are insertion.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:24Laci Mosley?

  Okay, I thought it was like when they be rubbing genitals and then it'd be in the office and then it's always one lady outside watching and then she start touching herself. I imagine I'm that one lady.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  It ain't that, you are that one lady outside the office.

• 9:35Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I'm not the lady in the office.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  I should clock in. You know, you, but I have seven minutes after the actual time I'm supposed to be at work.

• 9:44Laci Mosley?

  Right, so I'm staring from the window.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  I supposed to start at 9 a.m., it's 9:06, I got one minute before I'm penalized.

• 9:51Laci Mosley?

  That's definitely me, that, I, I'm not the lady in the, in the office getting boned, but I will, I will watch from the corner.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Nah, this was real, real deal hardcore porn.

• 10:00Laci Mosley?

  Damn.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  I was, and it scared the shit out of me, honestly. Because I was watching Austin Powers all day and I sat down in front of the TV at like 10 o'clock.

• 10:07Laci Mosley?

  At night, I was like, man, I'm about to turn this Austin Powers back on boom. And it was like, I was like, I ain't never seen nothing like this. Oh, Lord. Immediately turned it off. That's why you need parental controls on your bootleg cable. Impossible to get.

• 10:21Laci Mosley?

  Bootleg cable providers start providing us also with parental controls. Now, I did that. The first time I watched porn was when I was maybe around the same age. I think maybe I was like 12 or 11 and I had just gotten a VCR. God, I think because my parents had like upgraded to like DVD players. So they're like, oh, you can have a VCR. Yeah. So then I, we had all these tapes. So I saw one that was called In Love and Color and I thought it was In Living Color.

• 10:52Laci Mosley?

  And it started and the guy was sitting on the couch and he did kind of look like Arsenio Hall. Oh, a black porn. Yes. And he was like, it's me, your boy, Arsenio Balls. And then they pulled, they widened out and his balls were out. Arsenio Balls. That's ridiculous.

• 11:09Laci Mosley?

  But I thought I was about to see some like black comedy, the Wayans Brothers. And it was, no, it was dicks on there. And then I scammed my parents. I wonder if they ever, oh, God, I'm an adult. They can't do anything to me. They found the tapes in my room one day because my room was dirty. And I did, I watched a bit of In Love and Color because I was fascinated. I was fascinated. And then my mom found the tape under my bed. She was like so mad and it was summertime. So they were like, you're grounded. Like you can't watch TV. You know how black parents be like, they'll go rub that joint to see if it's hot in the back. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll be up here trying to ice pack my TV down so they know I didn't watch it. So I got, they hid the tape and I found the tape.

• 11:51Laci Mosley?

  Like I looked all over the house all day and I found the tape and then I put the tape back in the VCR and I rewinded it to a certain point. Because I know how my parents are. So then I pulled the tape out and I put it back in the drawer. And my dad came home and I could tell they were embarrassed too. Like I found this tape. Yeah. And my dad came home and he was like, all right, well, when you turn on the tape, what did you see? I knew he was gonna do that to me. So I was like, I saw some lady getting out the water and her breasts was out. And then I took it out. And then my dad takes the tape and goes in the other room and like looks at it. He's like, all right, she's not lying.

• 12:24Laci Mosley?

  I scammed that. You, I mean, I mean, what do you say when you find your parents porn? Right. That's weird. It is very weird. I was just like, and then, and then they were trying to blame it on each other. Like to this day, my dad's like, that was mom's.

• 12:42Laci Mosley?

  So I'll never know. But yeah, guys, get those parental controls on your bootleg cable, guys. This is scam. Don't let your kids be scarred for life. Yeah, I am scarred. I am too. But it's cool. It probably added to my comedy.

• 12:57Laci Mosley?

  You need a little trauma to be a comedian. Absolutely. All right, guys, we're gonna take a break for some non-scam advertisements. We'll be right back. Scams.

• 13:07Speaker 00

  911, what's your emergency?

• 13:10Laci Mosley?

  Please help us. They're everywhere.

• 13:13Speaker 00

  We think they're murder warnings.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  911 Nashville returns.

• 13:17Speaker 05

  What's a homicide detective doing here?

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Three bodies on the ground.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  With emergencies of biblical proportions.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Owls sense swarms upon you and upon your people.

• 13:26Speaker 05

  That's one of the plagues for Bible.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  And somebody's unleashing them on Nashville.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  Brian Phillippe joins 911 Nashville. All new Thursdays on ABC, next day on Hulu.

• 13:37Laci Mosley?

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• 14:37Laci Mosley?

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• 15:05Laci Mosley?

  And we are back and it's time for my favorite segment of this show, Historic Hoodwings. And guys, this is a very good one and I think it is a perfect one for Carl. And Carl already knows a little bit about this gentleman. So this should be fun. Today, we're talking about a man who was accused of practicing medicine without a license when he was a teenager in, guess what state? Florida, the penis shaped bottom of the country. And he went to prison in Virginia on fraud charges. And we're talking about Malachi Love Robinson, who's, and I love his name. Yeah.

• 15:44Laci Mosley?

  Malachi Love Robinson. He's now 22 and he made headlines in 2016 after he was arrested at a medical office for allegedly dispensing unlicensed medical care. I mean, this story is just crazy. When you, when you said, get into it. I just, I am upset that they put him in jail. They should have let him go to medical school because obviously this is his calling.

• 16:09Laci Mosley?

  So an undercover officer went to the practice and reported that Love Robinson physically examined him and gave him, examined him and gave him medical advice. The Palm Beach County Sheriff said, once known as Dr. Love, which, okay, boo. Malachi, you gotta go with Robinson. You don't go with Dr. Love. I mean, he grew up listening to black radio. So the 22-year-old Florida man was released from custody on Monday after serving 20 months of a 3.5-year sentence. He should have served less. It's not fair. Let my mans go to medical school. Now I don't think he can. Oh, he's banned, he's banned from all medicine forever? There's like certain like offenses that will like take your medical license. Like I think DUIs and stuff like that.

• 16:52Laci Mosley?

  So I would imagine practicing medicine without a license will ban you from practicing medicine ever. But we'll see, we'll Google it. So Robinson made headlines and as these things go, inspired memes, impersonating a doctor. Wow. So you know, we've all seen pictures of his face. Yeah, with that, with his hand under his chin like that. He's also very comical. So he defrauded one of his patients who was an 86-year-old Anita Morrison, who came in to see him complaining of stomach pains. According to the earlier NBC News report, he stole her natural vitamins and treated her at least on five separate occasions. At his office, her home, and this was before she had noticed that her personal checks had gone missing. So, Malachi.

• 17:37Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. He wasn't just like a well-meaning kid playing doctor. No, he was also a full-on scammer.

• 17:45Laci Mosley?

  Like she probably thought she was getting, because if you get a doctor to come to your home, that usually means like you got bread, right? Like that's a money move. I make house calls. Right. What is this thing, Dr. Quinn, medicine woman? These ain't old times. Like a doctor coming to your house now, you are Michael Jackson. Getting a sleep depot. I can't believe this man was getting like, like medical grade anesthesia every night to go to bed. Conrad, Conrad, shout out Conrad. He's still in prison. Oh, where he belongs. He fully belongs. Killed that man. He did. We don't talk about it a lot, but he did. Killed that man. So Morrison later said that Love Robinson stole her identity and racked up $35,000 of expenses in her name. Malachi.

• 18:30Laci Mosley?

  Do we have any of the expenses? I would love to know what he was buying. We'll see if we have some. What's her, what was her name? Her name is Anita Morrison. Okay. So what, your name is Anita Morrison. What could you legit be buying? Like you could. Definitely be at Dillard's. If you're in a specific region, maybe the south. Anita's is buying stuff from the Avon lady, for sure. Buying Mary Kay lotions. Uh, she's paying her, uh, her dues to her, uh, her sorority. Yes, absolutely. Anita's definitely a Delta. And she's paid up. She's always. She's financial, as they call it. She is definitely a financial Delta.

• 19:12Laci Mosley?

  She's getting her pink Cadillac, or her red Cadillac, uh, Crimson Cadillac. With the leather seats. With the leather seats, with the white leather seats. Uh, she's getting that, uh, detailed, so. Absolutely. But yeah, so I don't know, like, when you're stealing someone's identity, though, you can rack up more money from them because it's not necessarily like the money that they have. You're like opening credit cards and stuff. So his practice, around the time of his arrest, the young con man who has no medical training said he had never meant to imply that he was a doctor of medicine.

• 19:44Laci Mosley?

  And there's an interview about this. I was like, sir, he told reporters that he was a licensed minister and took examinations to get certified in holistic health.

• 19:56Laci Mosley?

  So he was like, I'm a man of the cloth. Did I have a doctor's office? Yes. Did I put a placard outside of it saying, Dr. Love? Absolutely. Did I ever say I was a doctor? No, nobody ever asked. I'm a man of the cloth, and that cloth is this doctor's coat.

• 20:14Laci Mosley?

  Also, like, I've never gone to the doctor and been like, are you a doctor? To the doctor. Yeah, you wouldn't, you wouldn't. He had a whole ass medical office. Right, like, I would just assume that you were a doctor, but now, guys, we gotta go out here and ask people if they're a doctor, because they may not be a doctor. That shit is wild, man. He said, nobody asked. Don't ask, don't tell, if you're a doctor. That being said, this same young dude who managed through successful soliciting investors, so he successfully solicited investors to open his own practice. So, the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said in a statement that Mr. Love Robinson managed to open and operate his office called New Birth New Life Medical Center and Urgent Care.

• 20:57Laci Mosley?

  Now, that sounds like a Baptist church. I believe that he was a man of the cloth as well. It really does sound like a Baptist church. New birth, new life? That's Baptist. And then medical center, but also urgent care. So he doing everything in there. Damn, you can't call yourself an urgent care. That's, that's important. People be, people be dying. That's urgent care. Like, people coming in there to get care urgently. Oh, Lord. So in a building populated by medical and dentistry offices in West Palm Beach, um, and he had a grand opening celebration as well. This man is wild. Like, the audacity to have a grand opening celebration in an illegal medical practice is just. You know they had deviled eggs.

• 21:39Laci Mosley?

  Oh, for sure. This, because this is the church, you know what I mean? They had candy jams, they had sisters come down from the congregation, they was probably wearing white. Brother Malachi. Brother Malachi, we are so proud of you. Now, how old are you again, Brother Malachi? Oh, uh, you know, I just look young. You know, blackness and loving the Lord. Now, I went, I went to high school with your grandmother, Malachi, and we, we're not that old. We graduated high school in the eighties. You know, young folks like to get out there and have relations. Okay, Brother Malachi, I will trust you. Here are the tea sandwiches. Literally. So, the grand opening had a Facebook page, uh, and we read a couple of the comments, and they're, they're really crazy.

• 22:22Laci Mosley?

  Um, let me click on one of these. So this is the Malachi Love Robinson Center Grand Opening Celebration with Malachi Love. Who are these two other women in this picture? These two older black women? I don't know, they must be. That's his mama and his grandmama. I hope not, because if so, they know he ain't go to medical school. They need to be in jail too. They need to be in jail for not letting my boy actually go to a medical school. So, they, they have some, some posts here, let's see.

• 22:55Laci Mosley?

  Someone quoted him and said, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look, Dr. Love. They went to his office and had a gynecological problem, and said, um, he said, I'm not a gynecologist, but I will take a look. I feel like if you're not a gynecologist, you don't need to take a look. He said that? Yes, at the office. This is someone quoting him. Oh, my God. Someone on here is like, I'm in need of some medical care, doc. I heard you were cheap. I feel like these people have to be trolling, because this is like in 2016.

• 23:29Laci Mosley?

  Wow. I wish I could have made the grand opening, someone says. Sorry for the events that are putting the doc, they are putting the doctor through. But through prayer and faith and truth, the good brother will prevail. Putting the doc, and the comments underneath this say, he's not a doctor. Someone said he did not go to medical school.

• 23:49Laci Mosley?

  This is someone who was sympathizing, because they were supposed to go to the event. You know, this is interesting. Uh, was, is that a, is that a black person that said that? Okay, so, I got a, a declaration to black people right now. We have a lot of trauma with, in our culture, in our blood, with false accusation. Therefore, we, we react in a way when it comes to our people being accused. We immediately are skeptical of it, and rightfully so. Because we've been accused of a lot of stuff that we have not done. With that being said, we gotta be able to recognize when somebody is trash.

• 24:30Laci Mosley?

  You're right about that, because we, and I, and also it comes from the disparities in the justice system, so like, you know, a problematic Hotep, uh, black, either Hotep or Hurtep. Their favorite thing to do when talking about R. Kelly or Bill Cosby is to talk about Harvey Weinstein and be like, well, look at Weinstein, he's still free, and they locking our good brothers up. I'm like, R. Kelly was not a good brother, y'all. He's not a good brother. Bill Cosby is absolutely not a good brother. It's terrible what he did. Tried and true not good brothers. Like, and I get it, it's not fair. I guess it's not fair technically when one goes to jail because of the color of their skin and crime. And the other one doesn't go to jail because of the color of their skin, and they also have crimes.

• 25:14Laci Mosley?

  But we don't, the solution is that free the damn niggas. Also, Weinstein is about to go to jail, I think. I don't know. It's looking a little touch and go. Oh, yeah, well. He deserved to be in jail. He does, absolutely. Uh, him and that Walker. That Walker is the biggest scam I've ever seen. He's like, how could I have done anything to these women? I can barely move. Like, you weren't in that Walker when you were doing this trash. Harvey, get out of here. And there is a disparity. There's, there's definitely like, there was a case a couple of years ago, when that Brock Turner stuff happened. Brock Turner got six months because they didn't want to ruin his life or whatever, but there's another kid, football player at University of Alabama, Birmingham, that got in trouble for rape, and he got 25 years. Black kid. And it's like, well, that's fucked up.

• 25:54Laci Mosley?

  Because both of them supposed to get 25 years, or both of them not supposed to get their futures ruined, or both of them supposed to get 25 years. Like, that's, that's, that's just what that's supposed to be. And so, it's, it's, I understand black people, though. We get it. We know where you're coming from. But also, like, stop streaming R. Kelly. He does make money from it, okay? Like, I know y'all want to step in the name of love, but you, we have so many other dances, guys. Come on now. We got a lot of dances. We come up with them every week. Every week, there's a new dance on TikTok, so there is no excuse for saying you need to do this. Also, like, if you're an old person and you're like, I'm not trying to do the young yeets or whatever, King Wang with it. Bring King Wang with it back, okay? By Kia, okay? Make it rain, clear it out. But, but we cannot step in the name of love no more. And this guy is not a doctor, please.

• 26:38Laci Mosley?

  He's not a doctor, so do not defend Malachi. Look, I'm gonna defend Malachi, because I'm a scammer and I love scammers. However, he was not a doctor, and he did commit crimes, and he did need to be punished. He was touching people. He was touching people. Like, that's wild. He's like, I'm not a gynecologist, but I will take a look. Lord Jesus. Somebody said, he looks like he should be looking for a prom date, not a medical worker. Oh, he was so young. So in Florida, practicing medicine without a license is a third degree felony. His now-defunct website features stock images of people and a simple promise. This is his mission statement. We work together to serve your entire family for all your medical needs in all stages of your life.

• 27:23Laci Mosley?

  That's, that's a legit statement, I think. His biography read that he's a well-rounded professional who utilizes psychological, physiological, and mechanical methods to treat patients. What are mechanical methods? He uses, uh, machines. I guess. To, he uses the, uh, like, the, the light that comes down of the dentist's office. He uses that. It says his methods range from air-to-water phototherapy and nature's remedies. So he ain't here giving people echinacea and putting sage around them.

• 27:59Laci Mosley?

  He's telling people turmeric for, for inflammation. Like, I think I have gangrene. Put this turmeric on it. Sprinkle some of this paprika. This Lawry's has MSG. This Lawry's. He's not here giving people Lawry's or the, what's the chef one? Tony Shasuray, that niggas love him in that, in that green jar. Yeah, I, I have four cans of them. Love it. So as he moved through the area, attempting to practice medicine, according to the authorities, Mr. Love Robinson appeared to maintain profiles on several websites, allowing for consumer reviews to build up his reputation. On healthcraze.com, his specializations were listed as naturopathy and psychology. Um, his profile on the National Provider Identifier Database.

• 28:43Laci Mosley?

  Is said he offers like treatments, including minor to official surgery.

• 28:50Laci Mosley?

  Minor to official surgery. Or official surgery. What does that mean? I don't know, but it's scary.

• 28:57Laci Mosley?

  Can we look up what or official surgery is?

• 29:01Laci Mosley?

  Spell it, Ohio. O R. Oh, or official surgery in like surgery in your orifice, butthole surgery? No, please don't say butthole surgery. It is, especially the anal urethra and vaginal orifices. He was doing surgery on people's.

• 29:20Laci Mosley?

  Malachi, you are seventeen. You don't need to be playing a doctor and nobody booty. Maybe he really wanted to be a doctor, cuz.

• 29:33Laci Mosley?

  Sick people's booty. Or maybe he was just a freak. Maybe this guy's really.

• 29:42Laci Mosley?

  Maybe he does need to be in jail. I don't know. He's he might be a nasty freaky man. Cuz like you could have just been like an ear, nose and throat doctor and never looked at nobody booty hole. Like what? This is absolutely insane. I don't wanna look at sick people booty holes now. I don't, yeah, ever, ever. You got to be healthy if I'm looking at your booty hole, okay?

• 30:04Laci Mosley?

  You do wanna look at booty holes. But you got to be healthy, okay? We got to get a checkup before I look at your booty hole. Oh god. So the organization approved Mr. Love Robinson's application after reviewing copies of degrees and diplomas sent by mail, according to the group's director, Donald Rosenthal, who said that the credentials had been issued to some twenty one thousand people and does not allow for people to diagnose or treat medical conditions.

• 30:31Laci Mosley?

  Okay, so he is a part of this association, but it doesn't mean that you can like actually practice med- medicine, okay? So he said, we tell them that all they can do is consult and educate, Mr. Rosenthal said, adding that the applicants must sign a disclosure saying they understand that the certification does not substitute for the skills of a medical doctor. So he knew for sure that this was not, he was not a doctor. Uh, Mr. Love said that he was not trying to diagnose or treat patients, but if you are doing surgery on the booty hole.

• 31:03Laci Mosley?

  Sounds like a treatment. Also, these poor people's booty holes. What are their booty holes? Like, how did he, did he Google? Like you go in and you got hemorrhoids. And or pilonatal cysts or whatever the shit is called.

• 31:17Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, it's like you got him, uh, he don't know what he doing. He got a scalpel. You cutting me? Oh, boy. And he's, is he putting people out? Is he like smell this rag? No, this is a, this is a medical practice. This is ammonia. This is, this is not. No, we do this so it's just called same day outpatient surgery. So you just smell this rag and then bite down on this turpentine. By the way, if your broccoli smells like ammonia, don't eat it. That means it's bad. I learned that the hard way. Oh, Lord. Did some, did you get sick? I didn't get sick cuz I didn't eat it, but I I warmed it up. When I opened up the plate, it was my meal prep, and I opened up the plate and I sniffed at it. And I was like, oh, this, this smells fine. And then I put it in the microwave and I sniffed it again.

• 32:03Laci Mosley?

  And I was like, oh, this broccoli smells like straight up ammonia. You sniffed it again and then after you woke up off the kitchen floor?

• 32:11Laci Mosley?

  You're like, hmm, I guess I shouldn't eat this broccoli. Who's cat is this? So in the past, Love Robinson was arrested after accused of spending about three weeks practicing medicine without a license at New Directions, a treatment office specializing in addiction recovery in Boynton Beach, Florida, the spokesperson for the Florida Department of Health. So he got arrested once before. And he, because he was working at a treatment office, like it was ridic- like addiction recovery, which is still dangerous because a treatment offices, like they sometimes they give you like methadone or other like drugs to try to, you know, wean you off opioids or, you know, whatever. So you're like, are you administering drugs to people? Let's keep in mind that this dude is eighteen years old when he's doing this.

• 32:56Laci Mosley?

  Sir, you ain't, you ain't have Fortnite? You have like nothing that other eighteen year olds had to do? You were this bored? He must be a little, something ain't right. So Mr. Love Robinson said that he had been a shadowing physician and the medical staff at Saint Mary's was supposed to know what he was doing there. As for the illness, um, so his mother told a newspaper that, um, the teenager was suffering from an illness and refused to take medication. So that's what, ma- maybe that's where some of this is coming from. And the illness was not disclosed. So we don't know what, but maybe it's like a mental illness that he's not taking his medication for. Um, and as for the illness that his mother mentioned, he said that it was a misunderstanding and that he was going through a hard time and was a little overwhelmed.

• 33:40Laci Mosley?

  I don't know, Malachi. You opened a medical practice and started doing surgery of the booty hole to people. That sounds like you might not be well. Maybe if, you know what, maybe that picture of him and his grandma, maybe that was just like them being like, okay, we'll go to Sears and take some pictures with you in the medical. You wanna take a picture? Let it, let's, let's let Malachi take pictures in his medical uniform. Okay, it's cute. He used them. And then he used them on his official website for his grand opening. That, that could be what happened. The health department served Mr. Love a notice to cease and desist and several citations, the sheriff's office said. He is accused of operating without the training of a medical doctor, duh. So just because you saw a season of Grey's Anatomy doesn't mean you should practice medicine, the sheriff told the people on Twitter.

• 34:26Laci Mosley?

  Malachi Love Robinson was released in September of twenty nineteen, twenty minutes into his three point five year sentence. And he was getting, given credit for time served before his sentencing. So he probably had to go to jail for a little bit, like while he was waiting for trial. I just wonder like who out there like got their surgery from Malachi? How are y'all doing? Right into the show. He was, I really wanna know. He was using like, he was looking at people's vaginas. And touching people and stuff. And his mama said he was on, he had some issues. And he was like, I was, it was a misunderstanding. I don't know. Yeah, man, I, this, this is all over the place and everybody thought it was funny.

• 35:09Laci Mosley?

  I know people get mad at black people for making jokes out of everything, but life is hilarious. And this is funny. And we don't have to be so, so mad at black, I mean, it sucks for the people who we examined or performed any type of medical surgeries or any type of invasive procedures on. Hopefully those people are okay and have been compensated. Hopefully they found a real doctor, but also like, how many reviews do you have to get that are negative before other people start to catch on that this isn't a real doctor? Or were people leaving? Please? People don't be checking Yelp. I think another, don't eat ammonia smelling broccoli and check Yelp before you go to a place. I'll be on Yelp now. Yeah, look, Yelp is a haters, you, it's a hater universe.

• 35:51Laci Mosley?

  You, but you, you know haters. So you can tell when somebody's being a hater. You can tell by they, ugh. These people took ten minutes to get to my table and my water's ice was a little bit melted. Okay, that's a hater. Yeah, I can always tell a hater too by like, a poor person, by somebody being like, the portions were so small. Might still go there. Like you sound like you eat at the Olive Garden a lot. Like, that's okay. A lot of time when they say, when they say the, the, uh, the server was rude. Be like, were they really rude though? You were trying to talk to them a lot and they had shit to do. I'm sorry, I, I, listen, do you guys want ranch?

• 36:32Laci Mosley?

  But I, I really gotta go. Oh, no, no, no, no. Listen, this is me and my wife's anniversary. That's beautiful. I really do have. Guess how many years? Ten years. Do you think we, the old enough to be together for ten years? Three, that's it? Okay, you sound, I mean, I, I gotta go to another table. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Baby, he was a dick. I know. I'm not giving him this two dollar tip on this eighty six dollar bill.

• 36:59Laci Mosley?

  That's literally how it happens.

• 37:02Laci Mosley?

  So I completely, but I do agree that like Yelp is an important place to get information. I have Yelp businesses too to see like what's good, what's popping, for sure. Also, like, there's Yelps that I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go to this place because you had a bad experience. Like, for example, like I once Yelped a nightclub that was new and, um, all the comments were like, oh, they wouldn't let me in because of my hat, or they wouldn't let me in cuz of my dress, or they wouldn't let me and my girls in, but then they let some other little skinny little girls up in there. And I was like, oh, this place is exclusive. I'll go. They're keeping you out.

• 37:35Laci Mosley?

  I was like, are they keeping you out? Oh, I will show up there. Wonderful. Hat discrimination is a real thing. That's racism. I do not appreciate it. And as a lawyer, my name is, uh, Malachi Love Tart. And I will fight for hat discrimination. I cannot stand it. Mr. Love Esquire. It happens to me all the time. I don't mind taking my hat off for a place. Sometimes I probably shouldn't have had it on. But when you go to a place where it's like, if I walk in here and I see fifteen people with hats on, I'm gonna be mad. Yeah. It's a way to racially discriminate because if you got enough clout, you can wear a hat wherever you want. Wherever you want. I've gone to places with hats on where it was like, oh, you should not have a hat on in here. And people were like, well, that's, that's him. He could do it. Right.

• 38:19Laci Mosley?

  So hat discrimination is bullshit. It's a scam. It's, it's when nightclubs are trying to scam you. And like, as a dark-skinned black woman, I don't really frequent nightclubs. Not, w- w- for two reasons. One, I'm like, I'm old. Like, I'm past that part of my life. Um, but two, cuz I don't, unless people know who I am, or I have personal invitation, or like, we just walk us straight through and go into VIP, I'm not going to stand in nobody's line. So a bunch of, uh, broke people can judge me based on the color of my skin. No, thank you. I'm like, this is y'all only little bit of power in life, and y'all love it. That's it. It's always some twenty-two-year-old girl with a mink coat on, it's not even that cold outside, and a bouncer who just wants to fight anyway. Or it's like, a girl, like, some girls who are wearing sweats, but they just like, about that life in the industry.

• 39:03Laci Mosley?

  So like, the club promoters will let them in. I'm like, club, I have more money than club promoters. Exactly. I'm like, you, there's nothing you can do to make me feel bad. I'm sorry, club promoters out there, shout out to y'all, God bless you. But LA club promoters, I'm like, I know y'all are struggling. Like, don't try to flex on me. Um, but yeah, so I don't entertain that unless. But you know, there's girls in LA who get paid to go to nightclubs? And they also, like, sometimes live in these things called model houses. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Yeah. And so they get paid, they, they, basically their rent is free as long as they go to the club. And they get free drinks at the club. Yeah, but they don't wanna be there. They, I had a friend who did it. They'd be tired. Mm-hmm, who was a waitress, and then she would have to get off her shift at waiting tables with us. And she was like, ugh, now I gotta go to like, some exclusive club.

• 39:47Laci Mosley?

  We were like, girl, that sounds fun. And she's like, no, I hate it. You wanna come? And we went. And we were having a good time. She was in the phone, in the phone, like, in the corner on her phone, like, in jeans, like, looking just like, so miserable. Oh, she don't have to dress up? No. Wow. She just has to physically attend. I think in the beginning, she probably had to dress up, but she's been doing it for so long, she stopped caring. Stop dressing up. That's funny. It is. But yeah, guys, I mean, this disturbs me a lot because, ah, Malakai, can we pull up that video interview of Malachi Love? I was on Malakai's side until I started reading some of the information here. And now, I don't think that I can be on his side anymore.

• 40:24Speaker 05

  Just, you know, we've just got everything done and ready and.

• 40:26Speaker 00

  For police, he never attended medical school.

• 40:29Laci Mosley?

  So this is Malakai.

• 40:30Speaker 00

  Deny he'd ever come in contact with patients and declined to press charges. Police determined no crime had been committed.

• 40:36Laci Mosley?

  So St. Mary's didn't even charge him.

• 40:39Speaker 00

  Malachi Love Robinson admits he was that teen. He's still wearing a lab coat, and this time, he has his own medical office. Love Robinson was surprised to see us in his waiting room but agreed to an interview.

• 40:51Laci Mosley?

  He agreed to an interview with the news.

• 40:53Speaker 00

  Slowly remove his stethoscope and lab coat, an ensemble that numerous witnesses tell me he wears everywhere. The same type of getup he wore at St. Mary's. And he wasn't surprised that we had questions. You've got a lot of sites online, all claiming that you're a doctor.

• 41:09Speaker 05

  Well, no, they don't claim medical doc, m- m- medical doctor, as I am, am aware of. Um, they, if you could start recording, please.

• 41:20Speaker 00

  Could start recording again. And he asked us to come back for a second interview.

• 41:24Laci Mosley?

  He asked him to come back.

• 41:26Speaker 05

  Medical center, um, brand new, just, you know, we've just got everything done and ready and started.

• 41:31Speaker 00

  Love Robinson claims he won't be acting as a medical doctor. One reason may be because of his recent run-in with the Florida Department of Health. We've obtained the cease order from the Flor-

• 41:43Laci Mosley?

  So we talked about this, but so he had these people come interview him again, after they ambushed him the first time. Yeah. And he immediately took off his medical coat. Yeah. And took off his stethoscope and was like, oh shit, let me take off this doctor. These doctor props. You know what you're doing. He was like, hold on, I gotta get out of my costume. Uh, what's up? Also, clearly a child. Clearly a child. I, okay, now I have to look to the people who went to this place. Uh, it looks like outfitted by a child. Like, it looks like he looked at pictures of medical offices online and tried to duplicate them. Uh, but he looks so, like, we all know medical school takes so long, like, and you have to do your residency.

• 42:26Laci Mosley?

  There's no way that anybody this young could be a certified medical doctor. Where did he get that office from? That is a medical office. Well, is he squatting in there? No, he got investors, who invested in his medical office. Wow. Also, I don't know if you had this in your notes, but there is a moment where, on this second interview where they came back, that on the, on the wall where his name was, at first it said Malachi Love Robinson, M.D., blah, blah, blah. He just put like, a piece of medical tape over the M.D. Like, didn't remove it, didn't change it, just put a piece of tape on it. He put some tape on it so that they could film, and then he could take the tape off. And they leave. Genius. They're like, sir, what, what is underneath that surgical tape? Oh, no, no, no, no, we doing construction.

• 43:11Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, construction, just on that part of my name. But when, when we get it back up and running, uh, it'll, it'll be there. Um, wait, I just wanna see a little bit more of this. This is wild.

• 43:21Speaker 00

  Reason to believe Love Robinson was leading the public to believe he was a licensed medical doctor without holding an active license. The department ordered Love Robinson to stop.

• 43:32Laci Mosley?

  Can we skip to like, him in the interview at the end?

• 43:36Speaker 00

  But now, family members are raising questions as to whether.

• 43:39Laci Mosley?

  Look at these offices. Yeah.

• 43:42Laci Mosley?

  He got the OSHA. He got OSHA stickers up.

• 43:46Speaker 00

  And it's not because I'm a great person, not because I'm some miracle from heaven sent, it's just because I have a passion for helping people. Love Robinson says he is not an M.D. as his taped-over claim.

• 43:58Laci Mosley?

  They untaped it. They untaped it.

• 44:02Speaker 00

  But an N.D. or a naturopathic doctor. Florida doesn't license N.D.s. Anyone can call themselves that. Even an eighteen-year-old who's extremely vague on his alleged experience. I've courses in institutions, uh, locally and some non, non-locally in alternative medicine. I've attended many conventions and conferences, and I've done many exams, which are required to get your boards and anything. Are you telling the community that you are in fact a doctor who's qualified to treat patients? I am not portraying myself as an M.D.

• 44:40Laci Mosley?

  So he says that he's a natural doctor, which apparently anybody can say that they are. So I am now a natural doctor. Uh, you can call me Lacey Mosley, M.D., Dr. Mosley Two, if you're nasty. Yes. Uh, because I am now a doctor too. Uh, Dr. Lacey, I am having some trouble, some inflammation on my knee. Oh, wow. Uh, let me see your knee. Yeah, here it is. Okay, I can see there are definitely inflammation's, uh, occurring, um, heretofore with. Uh, so what I'm gonna recommend is, uh, you stay off of it. Mm, I can't. I, I work in knee. Um, okay, you work in knee. Yes, I work in, in the knee business. So I have to, I have to be on mine.

• 45:21Laci Mosley?

  Okay, great. Well, then what I am gonna prescribe is some line down and some ginger ale, uh, for the time being. Okay. Yeah, so just put the ginger ale directly on your knee. Also sip it. Okay. And lie down. Thank you so much. And watch daytime TV. Thank you. Let me get on Yelp.

• 45:40Laci Mosley?

  You better give me a positive review on that, five stars, okay? If your knee keep hurting when you stop walking on it, let me know. All right.

• 45:49Laci Mosley?

  That'll be a hundred and fifty dollars. What? Yeah, that's just a visiting. My insurance. Oh, yeah, we do take insur- I wonder if he, he had to take insurance? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was billing insurance companies? I cannot. You know what, Malakai?

• 46:04Laci Mosley?

  You are a natural doctor, and you did take classes and courses, some in town. Many, uh, what did he say, press conferences? He said convention. Many conventions. He said he took courses in town, out of town, and many conventions. That is all it takes, truly. He probably was in them conventions too. I believe he was in there, probably schmoozing with people. Was he asking any questions? Like, so how y'all do anal surgery?

• 46:28Laci Mosley?

  Somebody just give me a crash course on the latest anal surgeries. I just cannot, also, the office spaces look a little sparse. Like, it looks like he must have some money, but they couldn't really outfit this place fully. So some of the doctors, like, the rooms that you would go sit in, look real empty. I wonder if he had employees, like, well, they're like nurses. He had to have had some employees, but I bet you can get those off. You know those billing and coding schools, and once you go to, um. I C D C? Yeah, Little Romeo's College. I C D C. I'm so, I C D C, college, college, Little Romeo, who went to USC. Yeah.

• 47:04Laci Mosley?

  But was in these videos, fully dancing and cooning.

• 47:10Laci Mosley?

  Or you can go to Phoenix, like Shaq did. Yeah. Get your degree online. Or education, education, connection with the right college for free. Is that the one where the guy yelled at you cuz you were sitting on your couch? Oh, no, that's a, that's a I T T Tech. Huh? Everest. Everest College. Everest College. Oh, okay, yeah, that's the one where he'd be like, get off of your couch, I'm talking to you. You're sitting on the couch, your life's passing you by. Do it. I got a durag on with a hat to the side. I'm like you. You're sitting on your couch. You know what? That was probably a nine-year-old commercial, and my dude probably didn't get paid squat to do it. And he's famous. He got five hundred dollars for that one time. And he's fully famous. So sad.

• 47:54Laci Mosley?

  Education Connection Girl too. I found her on Instagram. She was bad. I can't. I imagine you went out here and found the Education Connection Girl cuz she was a baddie. Well, at least you get her follow- did she have followers? Not really. Oh, damn. So, well, see, you could probably slide in the DM. She's accessible.

• 48:11Laci Mosley?

  Make your connection, y'all love. Somebody found her on Twitter or something like that and I was like, this is bad. Like, people really cannot be hidden anymore. I mean, look, she is a celebrity. She's a public figure of education connection.

• 48:26Laci Mosley?

  I wanna go in one of those places and see what's happening. I'm sure some people have some bright futures from there. Like for-profit colleges? Yeah. They pay a lot for those. Those are not cheap. Exactly. I think it's a scam to get like the federal aid to pay the school. Right. And, but people end up getting stuck with so much of this debt and these colleges are not cheap. Damn. My pop-up, uh, went, graduated from ITT Tech. Did he get a job? Uh, he was like 80 at the time, or like in his late 70s. So he just like wanted to do it. Uh, but it was fun going to a graduation for ITT Tech. Sounds fun. It was very lit. Uh, all right, guys, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back for our last segment of the show. Robert B.

• 49:12Laci Mosley?

  911, what's your emergency?

• 49:16Laci Mosley?

  Please help us. They're everywhere.

• 49:18Speaker 05

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• 49:20Speaker 01

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• 49:23Speaker 05

  What's a homicide detective doing here?

• 49:24Speaker 02

  Three bodies on the ground.

• 49:26Speaker 01

  With emergencies of biblical proportions.

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Oh, sense swarms upon you and upon your people.

• 49:31Speaker 05

  That's one of the plagues in the Bible.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  And somebody's unleashing them on Nashville.

• 49:35Speaker 01

  Brian Philippi joins 911 Nashville. All new Thursdays on ABC. Next day on Hulu.

• 49:42Laci Mosley?

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• 51:08Laci Mosley?

  And run. All right, guys, and we are back and this is the saddest part of the show, cuz it's the end and this is where I have to let Carl go. So before we get out of here, we're just gonna do one scammer of the week. So this is where we honor a charlatan that we feel is really worthy of our praise. Uh, and in this case, it's gonna be a group of people, uh, who scammed none other than Nicki Minaj.

• 51:39Laci Mosley?

  So Nicki Minaj flew all the way to China for a fake music festival. The rapper traveled to Shanghai to perform at the Jakarta Warehouse Project. In the projects? No.

• 51:53Laci Mosley?

  So it's called Jakarta Warehouse Project China, which is a festival. That don't even sound like a real festival. What is that? What does that mean? So, Sunday, only days after the festival was accused of being an author unauthorized spinoff of a similar event in Indonesia. So, in a statement, DWP denied that the festival was a spinoff of the annual Jakarta Warehouse Project in Bali. So there is a real festival by the same name and it happens in Indonesia. But they said like, oh, we the same thing, but we popping off in China. We in Shanghai, but we are definitely a part of the same and affiliated with the same festival. That's like if I did Roots Picnic.

• 52:35Laci Mosley?

  Roots Picnic? Roots Picnic in Griffith Park. No, it's usually in Philly. But if I was like, I'm doing Roots Picnic in Griffith Park, it's the same thing. The Roots are not gonna be here. But it's the same thing. But it's the same thing. Um, they can't come to this one, but it is also the same thing. I bought a whole bunch of baloney for sandwiches. We're gonna do it, uh, Fire Fest style.

• 52:58Laci Mosley?

  So, they, as a controversy unfolded, Minaj was seemingly unaware until she landed in China. After being made aware of the entire situation, she eventually refused to perform to the crowd of thousands, who had paid up to $400 for a two-day ticket. So this was like Coachella prices. Yeah. And I would be pissed if someone Coachella'd me and I didn't get my experience. Uh, addressing the situation, Minaj did an Instagram video and said, "I'll be back, guys, for all my real fans in Shanghai, China. I love you so much and I'll be back with a better partner this time, okay?" Who was the original partner? These people. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that partner. Okay.

• 53:39Laci Mosley?

  And you know what's crazy is like, if they made it the, this far, to make the fake festival, to get people to pay for the tickets. Nicki couldn't have just seen that they had the bag? Yeah. Like, and just did it? Like, if you was, you're already there. Ask to pay before you go on stage. Ask to get your money before you go on stage. I don't think that's bad. I don't think that's bad. And yeah, the festival's not legit, but it's legit in our hearts and to us. Yeah. Then go out there, sing like a dungeon dragon. Go out there and do grand piano. I'm a den-sam, I'm a den-sam. You know, like, China, the people of Shanghai deserve that. Like, you didn't have to just leave. You was already there. That's what I'm saying. Do you think she performs Chun-Li in China? She has to. I'm a den-sam, I'm a den-sam.

• 54:22Laci Mosley?

  Looks like you're saying, "And den-sam." And dem-sam, and some dem-sam, Aita dem-sam, and some dem-sam. Do Chinese people like Chun-Li? Do they like that song? Probably not. I feel like that's a problematic song. That's why I ask if she, if she performs it there.

• 54:37Laci Mosley?

  I don't know. They may like, they may fuck with it. We don't know. Bichabin on, bichabin con. Now I can't stop singing it. Aita dem-sam.

• 54:46Laci Mosley?

  But so, what's crazy is, is when Nicki Minaj showed up to this place, like, she started, like, kinda getting tipped off that it was bootlegged, like, based on things like her dressing room was like, I think, like a, it was like a curtain.

• 55:01Laci Mosley?

  And you know, like, Nicki Minaj has a rider. So she's supposed to have specific things, like, in her spot when she shows up. Girl, you need to put a door in your rider. Maybe there wasn't a door required, just like with, with Malachi. Y'all didn't ask him if he was a doctor. So, that's not his fault. Like, if you don't ask me for a door, you not gonna get a door.

• 55:26Laci Mosley?

  But yeah, so it was just ratchet. But you know what, Nicki? I'm, I'm sorry that this happened to you. Am I sorry that Nicki got scammed? Yeah. Be sorry, Nicki. Nicki doesn't deserve that. Yeah, no, no one, no one deserves that. Nicki gotta get more respect for her, uh, what she's done for the rap game. Well, she would've if she had like, you know. If she wasn't awful. Yeah, been mean to everyone. Like, Nicki Minaj, you scamming yourself out of the popularity you deserve right now by being mean. Yeah. Yeah. Tea on the line, are you with me, Mill? And, oh gosh, this is just rough. Other acts that were scheduled to perform include DJ Snake and Despacito singer DJ Sn- what?

• 56:07Laci Mosley?

  DJ Snake and Despacito singer DJ Snake. Remember, this is not the real Jakarta Projects. So, we have two DJ Snakes coming? The one that sings Despacito and then also other DJ Snake? I hope that's a typo. The other one is just a snake with some beats by Dre.

• 56:24Laci Mosley?

  I do, have you been to a music festival? Um, I went to the Open Air Festival in, in, uh, the Netherlands, in Holland. Oh, wow. What, what's open air? It was a bunch of EDM shit. And it was like a, it was like one, like, British tent with, like, grime and trap, their, their type of trap music. Which is comical. Yeah, I do not. I'm not with it. I want, I want grime music to stop. You're done, no. Uh, I don't, I don't.

• 56:55Laci Mosley?

  What's the song, Brody, you might know this. What's the, uh, there's a song that's on NBA 2K that go, "As you can see, I put my mojo face on." I do not know. "As you can see, I put my mojo face on." Mojo face? I guess. Is that hardcore? What is a mojo face? I don't know. It just comes on. Come on, bruh. I know, I know these dudes is hard. I know they. Are they? I mean. I'm gonna do violence to you, bruh. I'mma give them their credit. Right after my tea. It sounds ridiculous. And I know they, I know they, they get that all the time because they look at our culture and was like, "We wanna be gangsters like them." Yeah. "We on some pilli dillys. Pull up, pilli dilly." I heard you can get popped over there, though. I'll get my pistol out, willy willy.

• 57:38Laci Mosley?

  "As you can see, I put my mojo face on." Fuck up downtown.

• 57:43Laci Mosley?

  You don't know. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. Your rap is corny. Uh, let it go. Let it go. Cause we can't, we can't do it. That's the only one I've ever been to, though. Okay. That was the only one. So you've never done Coachella? No, no, no, I ain't never. I'm, I'm being bougie about Coachella. I'm, I'm not going to Coachella until I can get the full 100% VIP experience. I feel the same way. Like until I'm, I'm friends with a, with an artist. Artist passes. Yeah, yeah. Like the whole nine. And even, and even beyond that, cause you can get that and still feel left out. Right. I don't, cause I don't wanna go and have all the VIP shit, but everybody be like, "Who is this nigga in VIP?" I wanna go knowing somebody. Same.

• 58:20Laci Mosley?

  Like Chance is doing comedy now, so Chance, when you finally pull up to a white women's show and you be like, "Oh, come, y'all all riding a Sprinter, we gonna roll out to Palm Springs." And then now I'm in Chance's camp, so I'm on stage. And Chance is cool. Yeah. I was doing the electric slide with him at a Dreamville party, like. See? A week ago. Like, that, that type of thing, I wanna do, I wanna be a part of that. I don't wanna be. Yeah. Like, I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm definitely not trying to go there to do gen pop. It's too dusty. Gen pop? Yeah. What he means by that is a general admission. General population. General population like prison. I'm not trying to be out on the yard. On the yard. You just wanna be on the yard, sleeping in a tent? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. We ain't doing that.

• 59:00Laci Mosley?

  I did do gen pop once, uh, with some friends, cause I had never been before. And then I was like, "I will never come back here without, like, I want golf carts, I want air-conditioned bathrooms." "I want people to know who I am and be excited that I'm there. I don't want to just be like, oh, this is, oh," you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So I get it. I can't be doing the regular, regular. Also, I told y'all on this podcast before, they be robbing people at Coachella. Y'all stay woke. There are people who just get Coachella tickets so they can go in there and then everybody's high and drunk and on whatever drugs they're on, and then they just be stealing your shit. They'll be stealing your phone, they'll steal your purse, they'll go in your bag. They probably come up too. Oh, they come up hard, cause there was some girls there, I could just tell, like, they didn't even seem like they were there for Coachella. They weren't like, you know,

• 59:41Laci Mosley?

  Coachella is where you can do all your white girl appropriations, your flower crowns, you can like tattoo your face, like whatever you wanna do. Like, so everybody kinda has on a fit that's a statement, right? Or like, you know, real hoochie, or you know, just put tape two quarters to your nipples and go. But these girls look like it was just a regular Tuesday, like they were, like, they didn't look like they were here to have fun. They looked like they were there to work. Yeah, yeah. I, I mean, I mean, I'm not, I don't necessarily need you to know who I am, but I'm noticing this thing that I wanna break this, this, this trend that, you know, for a black person to be in an exclusive space, they gotta be like a real deal celebrity. Cause I sat down, uh, so I, I got to sit courtside at a, at a game for the first time recently. That's nice.

• 1:00:23Laci Mosley?

  And it was great. I, I got the hookup, uh, but it was a flex. It was dope. And I was sitting behind Rich Paul, and I know who Rich Paul is, like, he's money in the NBA. And he's, he's LeBron's manager and he clutched, clutched sports management. And there's all these random white dudes, not even dressed like that dope, that are like dapping him up, and he's like, "Oh, what's going on, man?" Like, and I'm like, "Who are these guys?" Like, cause every black person that came to dap him up, I knew. Like, "Oh, that's that." They're all like super famous. Yeah. Like, who, "Wait, I've never seen that guy before. Oh, that's the black guy who invented the peanut, yeah." That's George Washington Carver. Just came to dap up, uh, Rich Paul. Rich Paul, yeah. He deserves to be here. He worked so hard.

• 1:01:06Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. But these white dudes, I'm just like, "Who are these guys?" Like, I feel like there needs to be some black dudes in the camp of like, Right. I don't know who that guy is, but he's gotta be somebody because he's here with money. No, they don't have to be that. I know some regular white dudes who be getting courtside, or I mean, like, they work in production, but they're not like super famous or like, you know, like the guy in production or whatever. And they be courtside all the time. Dapping up Rich Paul. It's wild. Yeah. So I, I do like that. We do need to normalize, it's just like regular black people going to do nice stuff. Yeah, yeah. So that's how I wanna do Coachella. I wanna be a part of somebody's camp. I want people to know that I'm money, but maybe not necessarily know who I am. And then the real people do know who I am. Right. Oh, no, that's homeboy.

• 1:01:49Laci Mosley?

  I wanna feel comfortable enough to like have my phone out, taking my Instagram videos and taking videos with everybody in them and them not thinking that I'm taking videos for clout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause there's a difference, like, I, I can always spot when people take a photo with a celebrity if the pic, if the celebrity wanted to take the photo. Yeah. There's very obvious signs. So if you take a photo with someone and their smile looks strained, or they're putting up a peace sign, or they're pointing to you, or like, they're like, kinda like looking into the camera, like, like, like they're leaning into it, like they're just like popping by. All those photos say like, "I was mid-walk and you were like, 'Let me get a photo,' and then I took one real quick and then I literally kept walking where I was walking." Also, I'm not even a picture guy like that. It, it, it takes a lot for me to want a picture with somebody.

• 1:02:34Laci Mosley?

  I did however, sneak a picture at that game, cause Tommy Lasorda came and sat right next to me. Now, for those who don't know, Tommy Lasorda is like one of the oldest men in the world. And he, and he was like the Dodgers manager for years. Like, Tommy Lasorda knew Jackie Robinson. Like, no doubt about it. Like, so it was like, and he literally sat right next to me and had like a little Dodger sweatshirt on that you could tell he's had since 81. And I was just like, "All right, I'mma, I'mma sneak it. I'mma sneak a pic with Tommy Lasorda." Now, what you mean? Did you sneak it or you just like take a video and then you could see that he was in the back? Straight up snuck it. Like, I was like,

• 1:03:10Laci Mosley?

  like, I definitely snuck that shit. I don't know if you snuck it, but he probably saw you taking. Nah, he was too old to recognize it. Oh, that's true. He was, he was looking in the camera kinda, but I still don't think he realized what was going on. Also, like, the scam is, is you hold your phone up higher and you pretend to be typing as you are taking several photos of someone. No, you, but do you see these people who take pictures at like, like the Roc Nation brunch? And it's like, "What are y'all doing, man? Just enjoy the space. Those people should not be allowed to be in there, and I should have those spots." Well, also, here's my thing about pictures there. They have a photographer. So just make sure that when the photographer's snapping the lit photos with all the popping people in the back that you in it. And then you'll get it on Getty Images. You don't have to be thirsty there. But I get taking, cause I look, I take videos of everything, and that's the only reason that I'm like, that I'm not being weird

• 1:03:55Laci Mosley?

  because like I literally post on my Instagram stories all day, every day. Y'all know what I'm up to. So I think me taking videos with celebs or people in them in the back isn't necessarily bad, but I will watch myself if I'm around somebody who is gonna think that I'm pressed. Yeah. Like Jay-Z, when Jay-Z knocked that dude's phone out of his hand at the Roc Nation, he should've. He, like, you, don't just, first of all, don't take a picture of me and not ask me to take the picture with you. Exactly. Like, don't, don't do that. That's weird. Also, it's like at a party, and Beyonce trying to dance, like Beyonce rarely goes to a party and actually parties. She'd be like, if she blessed you with her, you know, her presence, it's like, here, and then gone. Like, so she actually trying to turn up, like, let her live. Yeah. Also, Beyonce is the celebrity to celebrities. So for all we know, that guy could be somebody popping, but was like, "No, this is Beyonce."

• 1:04:40Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, but they, I feel like that person, a popping person would know. Like, if it's Brad Pitt, like, he's gonna know, like, "I'm gonna ask for a picture with Beyonce." Is that your Brad Pitt voice? "I'm gonna ask for a picture with Beyonce." I wish and hope that Brad Pitt will start talking like that. Well, yes, guys, uh, check those festival tickets. Google their legitimacy. Also, like, if you really wanna get tickets online, guys, and you know they're gonna sell out fast, maybe invest in buying a bot. Uh, cause people who are buying up all those tickets real fast have bots. They have literally like computer, like, programs that buy the tickets up. And then they resell them for like twice the price. So get in front of that scam, guys.

• 1:05:19Laci Mosley?

  Same bots that do the sneaker app. You try to get the Jays on Saturday morning and you can't, and they sold out by seven, 7:00 AM and 36 seconds? Yeah. That's bot, baby, that's bot. So it's like, I think they start, they're like around 50 bucks, but you gotta get like a good one for it to be worth it, but that's all bots. Yeah. All that old fashioned shit with your hands and your phone, your wifi will never be fast enough. So. Never. There you go, guys. All right, guys, we reached the end of the episode. And Carl, we always ask people, "Where do you want to be found?" Uh, I'm only on the Gram now. I, I got off, I got off Twitter, so. You got off Twitter? Yeah, yeah, had to do it to him. Your tweets are so funny. Uh, they, they weren't, they weren't deserved. This is a loss for Twitter. Um, so just following on the Gram, @dammitcarl, D-A-M-M-I-T-C-A-R-L.

• 1:06:02Laci Mosley?

  Yes. Well, I'm still on Twitter, uh, at D-I-V-A-L-A-C-I, Diva Lacy. And guys, you can email this podcast with your scams or your friends' scams. Just make sure that it's retired, so you don't fuck up the bag at [email protected]. And as always, you can follow us on Scam Goddess Pod on all platforms. All right, congregation, stay. Scam Goddess.

• 1:06:33Laci Mosley?

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